Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31401828-20170703092347/@comment-30858153-20170728140155

@Kimochi Cuba: *sigh* The verdad?, ok amigo, this is why. 1 I was busy with stuff, souch as upping my economy, doing diplomacy, running a few erands for China and prepparing for the coming trump invasion of you.

2... i actually kind of lost my old phone to Narcos, this a new phone, made in China to, so that's why i gave him a few erands.

And that amigo, es el verdad, So say mehico amigo mio, you are everyones bro, tell me have made any new friends wherever you are?

Me: I agree, but let's stay alert just in case things turn sour. Mexico: DON'T WORRY! HE KNOWS IF HE INVADES ME, HE'S ALSO GOING DOWN WITH ME! wait, China?, I can make cellphones too! And yes, I know you were casi done with el embargo, but vamos a hacer the possible to convince Gringolandia again! Promise! Ok? Bueno, bye! Oh, amigos, of course I made amigos! And they're humans!...yes, they are from another dimensión, they have a mouth...

Me:You're right,but I need to go, here's my phone number in case something happens, sorry, but I don't wana get my dad worried