Chinaball

"嘻嘻嘻! (Xixixi!)"

"Duang"

Chinaball (中华人民共和国球, prefers calling himself Zhongguoball), or PRCball, is a really large countryball in East Asia.

Chinaball rivals Indiaball to have the longest heredity, one of his oldest ancestors being the Qinball. Chinaball claims to still be of communist, but he is of only communist shell. China has a lot of fake and imitation stuff though.

In Polandball, China's speech usually has "r"'s and "l'"s swapped to poke fun at how Chinese usually speak.

Ancient Chinaball
So very long long time ago, China used to be land full of nomadic 1balls. Then one day a man named Huangdi came along and China can into civilization. The Hanball say they were the descendants of Yandi and Huangdi, because they were the father figures of China. The Xiaball, Shangball, and Zhouball ruled till civil wars created chaos.

Imperial Chinaball
Then Qinball beat all the rival states and unified China. He anschluss clay from Baiyueball and Xiongnuball. To keep Chinaball safe from Mongol Imperialball, he built the Great Wall. Qinball also tried to anschluss Vietnamball. Then there were some civil wars till Yuanball defeated Chinaball. They anschlussed so much clay that they collapsed and Mingball arised. All was fine again (except for Portugalball that stoled Macauball), till Manchuballs conquered China.

During XIX century, UKball was a colonizator. He wanted also Asian colonies, so sold opium to China. Qingball tried to end the trades, but started the Opium Wars, ended with British victory and the lost of Xianggangball. Other imperial powers did the same too and occupied different part of Qingball's coastal clay. Then, there was the Taiping rebellion, which was one of the deadliest conflicts in history. After it, the Japanese Empireball invaded China, Korea and Taiwan.

Qingball realized that he isn't more a great empire. China ended his dynasties and becomed a republic.

Modern Chinaball
Nationalist Chinaball was the first republic, only to deal with Communist Chinaball inspired by the rise of Soviet Unionball. Chinese civil war gets started between the Communists and the Nationalists. Then the Japanese became allies of Naziball and invaded China in the name of their God-Emperor. They massacred Nankingball. So the Nationalists and the Communists allied for remove after being raped Japanese Empireball from China.

After WWII USAball beated Japanball and the communists exiliated the nationalists into Taiwanball.

He also owned the computer technology company Lenovo,and maybe even Acer (founded in Taiwanball) He also,ALSO had many car companies such as JAC,Chang'an,Chery,FAW and BYD but they never made it to USAball.

Just recently, Chinaball celebrated the 70th anniversary of the end of World War II by showing off his awesome military. He has also won the bid for 2022 Winter Olympics and the 2015 Asia FIBA, which he also become the champion of it.He is also constructing the Spralty islands in the south China sea and it's being man made.

Administrative divisions
Most of them usually have the same personality as Chinaball and don't have a flag of their own, which explains why not many of them appear in the comics. They're all listed in Template:Chinaball

There are currently two SARs: Hong Kongball and Macauball but there will be more...

Relationships
China doesn't really have any friends or enemies (except for alliance with Pakistanball), but he usually takes sides and has better relationships with some countries than others.

朋友 (Friends)

 * Russiaball - China's best friend. Also a member of BRICS.
 * North Koreaball - BFFs during Korean War, now annoying neighbour who wont shut up about nukes and capitarist pig-dogs. Used to be our best ally against Sushi. SHUT UP OR YOU WILL BE MY NEXT SAR!!!
 * Mongoliaball - Used to anchruss Zhong Guo in 1210, now he's irrerevant. STAY AWAY FROM NEI MONGOL AND NINGXIA!!!
 * Afghanistanball - We sold weapons to them along with USAball during the Soviet-Afghan war to fight that treachelous Soviet threat. However, I may want to reconsidel...
 * Pakistanball - Arry against curry. We serr weapons to them.
 * Bruneiball - One of your kebab friends who gib us oir. Their sultan was buried in our grorious cray.
 * Malaysiaball - Our ancesters had been friends since the biggining of time. Loves made in china. Best kebab friend and arry against adobo plox.
 * Thailandball - Their former prime minister is of Chinese descent. xixixi
 * Tringapore - Majority of their popuration is Chinese. Arso, rich Chinese businessman do business there. xixixi
 * Indonesiaball - They're fond of our products
 * Cambodiaball - We herped them fight against Phở!
 * Argentinaball - We herped them fight against Tea!
 * Brazilball - Ferrow BRICS member although I hate Hue.
 * Venezuelaball - I serr him weapons! gib oir.
 * Cubaball - Sociarist comrade in the Carribean why you not of free market?
 * Mauritiusball - Both him and I hate Tea for taking our cray!
 * South Koreaball - Used to hate him for being capitarist but I rearised he is a better trading partner, and a better Korea unlike his hat who mumbles about nukes. Now currentry my best arry against Sushi! But prease don't THAAD!
 * South Africaball - Ferrow BRICS member. Gib minerars.
 * African Unionball - Prace for good investment!
 * Canadaball - He serr me Arberta oir! He also loves pandas!
 * USAball - Sometimes, he serrs our stuff!
 * Japanball - Tamaki Matsuoka is a 可爱的小女人, she made Japan pay reparations to what happened in Nanking back then.

中立 (Neutral)

 * USAball - PAY DEBTS! GIB 1.3 TRIRRION! XIXIXIXIXIXI!! M aybe gib cadirrac and buick instead.
 * Turkeyball - They of wirrings to buy our anti-air missire equipment, but won't shut up about Xinjiang. BTW, FREE WEST HAYASTAN! However, part of Remove Tea!
 * ASEANcoin - I wir anchluss arr of you! Nansha and Xisha is of grourious Zhongguo cray! Just trading partners. xixixi!
 * Indiaball - Arthough I may not rike you, you are a member of BRICS.
 * Greeceball - Gib port!
 * Japanball - Pay more reparations, prease?
 * Bhutanball - Just happy and authentic little buddhist kingdom. I won't hurt you. But Doklam, Jakarrung, and Pasamrung of mine.
 * Spainball - He hates Tea for taking Gibraltarball, but give Cueta and Meriria to Morocco!
 * Mexicoball - Good trading partners. (Hi Amerika, I'm trading with your neighbor now! xixixixi) Remove burger, but remember Torreon Mascarre.
 * Germanyball - Wo of not knowings yuo, but you of rikings our 啤酒! However, remember WW2!

敌人 (Enemies)

 * JAPANBALL - (AKA: THE UNHOLY NAZI RAPIST IMPERIUM OF ANIME)  AIYA!!!! THE PSYCHOTIC ARCHENEMY OF THE HEAVENLY KINGDOM OF CHINA SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING OF TIME!!! REMEMBER NANKING MASSACRE AND COMFORT WOMEN!!! GREAT GLORIOUS CHINESE FIREWALL STRONK!!! REMOVE DECADENT NAZI ANIME, REMOVE KAWAII, REMOVE DEMONIC RAPIST HENTAI, REMOVE OTAKU, REMOVE WEEABOOS, REMOVE 4CHAN (ISN'T ACTUALLY BLOCKED), REMOVE JAPANESE INTERNET! REMOVE XIAORIBENREN! REMOVE TENTACRE PORN! FUCK RIBEN AND THEIR USE OF ANIME TO MAKE THEMSELVES SUPREME IN CYBERSPACE!!! 如果整个宇宙恨我们用于歼敌可爱下近万核武器天上火！ SHINZO ABE IS THE EVIL REINCARNATE OF TOJO! CENSORSHIP STRONK AND I WILL GIVE A FUCK TO ANYONE IF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE HATES US FOR ANNIHILATING KAWAII UNDER THE HEAVENLY FIRE OF TEN THOUSAND NUKES!!! KOREA AND CHINA UNITE AGAINST XIAORIBENREN GUIZI! 没有南京大屠杀? WO OF ANSCHRUSSING YUO AND WIRR SEE HOW OF IT FEERINGS TO BE ANSCHRUSSED!!! Arthough they of 怪异, we still of neutral .BUT STAY AWAY FROM GRORIOUS ZHONGGUO!!! AI-YA!!!
 * UKball - GOVERNMENT WARNING, REMOVE OPIUM AFTER YOU SMOKE! OPIUM SMOKING IS DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH! Stirr won't aporogise. Also took rots and rots of my cray and forced to pay huge amount of money !! Took lots of treasures and art from us rike they always do (most notably Greeceball and Egyptball). He took Hong Kongball from me and only returned him in 1997. Still won't aporogise. But gib downton abbey and land rover.
 * Hong Kongball - You are of mine! Stop the shuot! I'm your new rapist papa! Xixixixi No Erection for yuo. Big China stronk!
 * Taiwanball - "One China-Two systems" good for Taiwan.  I am of thinkings about giving SARs so Umberarra Revorution wirr end. Comeback to me! Yuo are of mine! Amerika weak China Stronk
 * South koreaball - Remove capitarist Remove hallyu Remove samsung they shourd be part of china U.S army should be go off them
 * Portugalball - Remove HUE! Took Macauball from me and only returned him in 1999. Still won't aporogise.
 * Vietnamball - 越南猴子！ 南海是中国的！河内是中国的， 胡志明市是中国的， 岘港是中国的， 海防是中国的， 芹苴是中国的， 所有的越南是中国的！ 合併!!! I won 1979 and 1988! XIXI! Remove Phở! Xisha and Nasha is mine, in yuor face!!!
 * Philippinesball - WEEABOO FUCK-SRAVE JAPAYUKIS STILL SUCKING DICKS OF NAZI OPPRESSORS!!! Yultong Bridge is of crapitarist propaganda! Remove Weeaboo-puppet Barut and Adobo! Nansha and Huangyan is of wo! MALAYSIA AND CHINA UNITE AGAINST XIAOFEILIUBINREN GUIZI! 合併!!! XIXIXIXI, I won FIBA BID AND FIBA ASIA CHAMPIONSHIP FERUBIN GUIZI! XIXIXIXIXIXIXIXI!
 * Malaysiaball (sometimes) - AIYAAAA! Remove Nasi Lemak! Nansha is of grorious Zhongguo cray!
 * Bruneiball (sometimes) - Remove Ketupat! Nansha and oir of South China Sea is of Zhongguo plopelty!
 * Indonesiaball (sometimes) - South China  Sea berongs to China! 
 * Russiaball (sometimes) -  整個西伯利亞是我的生存空間！ We have territorear disputes. Still won't aporogise for his father's actions in 1969!
 * USAball(not really) - Zhongguo stronk wirr challenge American military hegemony. Onry I can into imperialism riberation!
 * Myanmarball (once only) - he accidentally bombed my clay and exposed how easily my airspace can be breached.
 * East Turkestanball - No independence for yuo! Xinjiang is an inalienable part of the inviolable territory of Me
 * Tibetball - 西藏 is of 中国! Remove Dalai Lama!Tibet is also an inalienable part of the inviolable territory of Me
 * ISISball - Aiya! Stay away from Xinjiang! OR WO WILL CRUSH YOU!
 * Some jerks who don't recognise the grorious Zhongguo:
 * Burkina Fasoball
 * São Tomé and Príncipeball
 * Swazilandball
 * Vatican Cityball - We are officiarry atheist! If you want to spread your rerigion, it must be reviewed by state-approved churches!
 * Marshall Islandsball
 * Palauball - Yuo rittre worthress scum! I will anchruss you!
 * Solomon Islandsball
 * Belizeball
 * Tuvaluball
 * Dominican Republicball
 * El Salvadorball
 * Guatemalaball
 * Haitiball - I hope you wirr soon recognise us after the aid we gib you during that earthquake!
 * Nicaraguaball - We wirr soon open a canar that wirr rivar Panama! Please recognise us soon!
 * Panamaball - We wirr soon contror your awesome canar unress you recognise us soon!
 * Paraguayball
 * Saint Kitts and Nevisball
 * Saint Luciaball
 * Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball

Quotes

 * "Xisha and Nansha Islands is of glorious Zhongguo clay!"
 * "Fakka yuo ribenren!"
 * "Aiya! 不好! (Oh No!)"
 * "Ni hao Taiwan... 统一? (Unify?)"
 * "合併!!! (Anschluss!!!)"
 * "草泥马! (Motherfucker!)"
 * "他妈的... (Your mother...)"
 * "嘻嘻 (Xixi)"
 * "Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun." -毛泽东
 * "Fleedom? Time for some... Liberation..."
 * "What is troll? Yuo of western propaganda fucker, spread anti-Chinaball propaganda on Internet. Chinaball need not of democracy, prus need not throwing banana."

Reddit comics

 * http://i.imgur.com/R5mZCei.png

Links

 * Facebook page

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