Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-43754119-20200122124820/@comment-38424373-20200205125724

(I'm assuming it's next turn so yeah)

Great Belarusian Empire

-We immediately decide to intervene in this and declare war on Turkey. Since we don't have direct access to Iran, we just pass through the Caucasus (whom gave us permission), then when we strike, troops yell out: "THIS IS BYELORUSSIA!!!"and start swiftly attacking using a new tactic called the Bylorussian  Blitz, in which troops run at high speeds while shooting at enemy troops. These troops don't stop running until they reach the capital, which is why only the most skilled troops can do this and also why this is a deadly war tactic, even enemy troops can be run over! The quote that the troops yelled out becomes the new worldwide meme.

-Seeing  that Israel is captured, we try to "liberate" it and head to Jerusalem. The land we have captured so far in Israel is turned into Belarusian Israel

-We also send troops to try and break Turkey's siege on Rome

-Sorry Canuckistan, I have already sieged Madrid, so Spain is rightfully in my hands (except Catalonia) We offer you to get out or get dunked on...

-We also invade Tunisia, as that was already an ambition of ours

-We decide not to stop at Guyana and Suriname, but we go for Venezuela as well, because their stupid government needs to be punished

-Morocco basically surrenders to us (I started invading it last turn), we offer them high autonomy in exchange for their land. They accept and now we completely own the entrance/exit to and from the Mediterranean. Speaking of which, we still blockade the Mediterranean, and we only let ourselves, Ireland, and Italy pass through