Soviet Unionball

Soviet Unionball, or Sovietball, USSRball or CSSRball, was of the first socialist state. He can into remove burger. He can into throwings bourgeoisie traitors into gulag. He was born in 1922 and collapsed in 1991.

Soviet Unionball hates everyone who isn't socialist/communist.

Also Hates Protestants! and Catholics REMOBE KATOLIKS AND PVROTEXTANS!

Family

 * Russian SFSRball - My wonderful daughter who WAS OF FIRST IN SPACE! I am of Lovings you much.
 * Transcaucasus SFSRballs - Tha great unionski of my three Caucasian sons with short life, another Federation as Russia SFSRball, I lubingsski yuo, but yuo later no likeski union, so I make yuo into 3 parts again.
 * Ukrainian SSRball - Another one of my wonderful adopted sons who I am of Lovings you much but not during that time in 1986
 * Byelorussian SSRball- Hmm... you may be wierd and in love with Russian SFSRball but I am lovings you to moon and back many time
 * Kazakhbrick SSR- My wonderful son. Together we kicked many a capitalist pig's butt in the space race. I am of Lovings you much.
 * Azerbaijan SSRball - Communist Turks! We lov yuo!
 * Armenian SSRball - Transcaucasian commrade!
 * Georgian SSRball - Another Transcaucasian commrade, and mother of Stalin!
 * Uzbekh SSRball - Yuo dont hab sea, but still good commrade!
 * Tajik SSRball - Nice Atomic polygon...
 * Kirghiz SSRball - Yuo was autonomic, but not for long.
 * Lithuanian SSRball - Privyet! I've liberated yuo! Now yuo of glorious Soviet! What? Not happy? DIE! *shoot* Now happy? Da, i knew yuo'll be happy. I am of lovings yuo!
 * Latvian SSRball - Privyet! I've liberated yuo...I am of Loving yuo! Also here is one of your beloved potatoes!
 * Estonian SSRball - Hey Estonia! Why yuo of sad? Aaah i know! Yuo dont habing brother in Union? No worries, I will especcially conquer Finland for yuo... What! Finland don't wanna liberation? Sorry Estonia... I am of lubings yuo!
 * Karelo-Finnish SSRball - Hi there, Kerelia-Finland, I liberated yuo! Sorry that I can't liberate whole Finland, I am of lubings yuo! What?! Yuo not of happy? Yuo of mad at me?! Then yuo are of mine grorius son, Russia SFSRball!
 * Moldovan SSRball - Privyet Moldova! I've liberated yuo from Romanian fascists... Happy? I am of lubings yuo!

Friends
Almost all socialist states:
 * Chinaball - Tovarishchis, even during Sino-Soviet split! Well, sort of.
 * Cubaball - Let us put nukes to chicken out the pig. why are yuo trading with that fascist imperialist PIG?. Oh, wait. You are his son back then.
 * East Germanyball - East Germany is best Germany! Except for that time in 1953.
 * Communist Polandball - We shall KURWA the world red together.
 * Czechoslovakiaball - Comrades! Except for that time in 1968.
 * Socialist Hungaryball - Also comrades! Except for that time in 1956.
 * Bulgariaball - Thank yuo from savings from Nazi Germanyball (Naziball) He saves from Nazi and declide war on Nazies.Turn me into PR Bulgariaball,plox.
 * PR Bulgariaball (a.k.a Socialist Bulgairaball,Communsit Bulgariaball) - Yay,you finally do that. I am loving you so much!!!

Enemies
Evil capitalist pig-dog су́каs.
 * NATOball - REMOVE FASCIST NATO! Warsaw Pact stronker than you!
 * USAball - Heart of the capitalist pigs, MUST DESTROY!!!! AND YUO WANT BULGARIA LEAVE FROM USSR FOREVERRRRRRR!!!!
 * UKball - Filthy island, Never forget the Crimean War.
 * Franceball - Surrender fags, Never forget the Crimean War.
 * Turkeyball - Remove kebab! Never forget the Crimean War.
 * Israelcube - Conspiracy cykas claim we are of kosher! Who do they think we are, Khazarians? REMOVE GEFILTE FISH!!!
 * West Germanyball - Remove capitalist kraut! East Germany is best Germany!
 * Russian Imperialball - I'M BIGGER THAN YOU!
 * Chinaball - YOU TRAITOR!
 * Nazi Germanyball - XAXAXAXA REMOVE NAZI KRAUT! STALINGRAD BEST DAY OF LIFE!
 * Finlandball - DONT WANNA LIBERATION? FCK YUO! I DON'T NEED YUO! ESTONIAN SSR IS CRYING BECAUSE OF YUO!
 * Afghanistanball - Asshole supported by capitalist pigdogs!

And Especially:


 * Postcommunist Albaniaball - IF YUO NO ALIGNIGNS WITH КИТАИ IN FIRST PLACE I HAVE LESSER URGE TO BEAT HELLINGS OUT OF YUO, ШҚИПЕРИАN SCUM!
 * Postcommunist Bosnia and Herzegovinaball
 * Postcommunist Croatiaball
 * Postcommunist Czechiaball - YUOR PAPA AND ME USED TO BE COMARDES!
 * United Germanyball - Remove capitalist and brainwashed krauts! East Germany is best Germany!
 * Postcommunist Hungaryball - Ever since 1956 I feared this will happen.
 * Postcommunist Macedoniaball
 * Postcommunist Montenegroball
 * Postcommunist Polandball - But... We were meant to KURWA the world red together!
 * Postcommunist Romaniaball - Yuo was great SOCIALIST! Now yuo of poor and habs lots of Gypsies (But on the other hand, you wanted them removed as well) AND WITH FASCIST NATO AND EU? ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT СУКА! REMOVE MITITEI!!!
 * Postcommunist Serbiaball - YOU TRAITOR! But I feel for you.
 * Postcommunist Slovakiaball - YUOR PAPA AND ME USED TO BE COMARDES!
 * Postcommunist Sloveniaball
 * Postcommunist Bulgariaball - Yuo must leave,for СУКА! It's all USA'S fault. Yuo was great SOCIALIST! I will come back for your good. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo not bulgaria,it's all yuor fault,USABALL!!!

BUT SPECIAL MENTION GOES TO:


 * Postsoviet Armeniaball
 * Postsoviet Azerbaijanball - DON'T WANNA UNION? СУКА!
 * Postsoviet Belarusball - May yuo havent democracy, but still not so good as Союз.
 * Postsoviet Estoniaball - TRAITOR! WAS GREAT SOVIET, BUT NOW IS OF NATO, EU AND WANTS TO BE NORDIC!
 * Postsoviet Georgiaball - DON'T WANNA UNION? СУКА!
 * Postsoviet Kazakhbrick - Real soviet would unite with Russia and conquoer the world! DEATH TO AMERICA!!!!!!
 * Postsoviet Kyrgyzstanball
 * Postsoviet Latviaball - TRAITOR! WAS OF GREAT SOVIET, BUT NOW IS OF NATO, EU AND WANTS TO POTATO!
 * Postsoviet Lithuaniaball - FUCKING NEONAZI! CENSORED HAMMER AND SICKLE, AND OF EU AND NATO!
 * Postsoviet Moldovaball - Transistria is best Moldova!
 * Postsoviet Russiaball - AGAIN CAPITALIST? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE GREAT LENIN'S WORK WASTED! COMMUNISM IS OF STRONK WHY!!!!!!! 
 * Postsoviet Tajikistanball - YUO WERE NYCE ATOMIC POLYGON!
 * Postsoviet Turkmenistanball
 * Postsoviet Ukraineball - WANTS OF EU? СУКА! AND AGAIN CAPITALIST? NO, THE GREAT LENIN'S WORK WASTED! BECOME COMMUNIST! COMMUNISM IS OF BEST EKONOMY
 * Postsoviet Uzbekistanball


 * DAMN CAPITALIST СОЮЗ COPYCAT СУКА!

Link comics

 * The Day the Strength of Men Failed
 * Union of Soviets

Links

 * USSRball Facebook page
 * Sovietball Facebook page