User blog:WestKoreaBestKorea/Describing Countries in one sentence or less

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It's another quality shitpost by me, your favorite liberal furry

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Sweden
The country that avoided 2 World Wars like a boss and then came up with IKEA

South Korea
Has the highest ratio of unnaturally blonde men in the world

America
Spends half of its GDP on food, and the other half on trying to lose weight

Germany
NEIN

nEiN

N E I N

9

Greece
Did a bunch of great stuff for humanity a 100 years ago

Now they're bankrupt

Austria
Their greatest and only accomplishment was convincing everyone that Beethoven was Austrian and Hitler was German

Russia
C   Y   K   A   B   L   Y   A   T

Greenland
The first recorded use of mass clickbait in history

wait...

Japan
The entertainment powerhouse of the world, yet it's own citizens are too busy working to enjoy it.

Ukraine
Basically Poland No. 2

England
Runs more efficently in a World War than 1-cm snowfall

Canada
New Zealand of the Northern Hemisphere

New Zealand
Canada of the Southern Hemisphere

Rwanda
You're welcome here all the time!

Just keep in mind you can never leave.

South Sudan


===Eritrea ===

Italy
60 million people, 60 million opinions

Please do not start another Liberal/Conservative flame war

I've had enough with that shit

I WILL get an admin down here if you do