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Name: Kaczkaterra

Official name: Democratic Kingdom of the Kaczkaterran Islands

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Location: Archipelago 1500 miles west of Morocco

Demonym: Official: Kaczkan. Unofficial: Duck, Kacker, Island Pole, Terrarian, K Islander

Population: 1,500,000

Capitol sector population: 500,000

East sector population: 604,000

Central sector population: 106,000

West sector population: 289,000

Capital: Głupie Miasto

Largest city: Głupie Miasto

Ethnicity: 50% Kaczkan Arab, 21% Polish, 13% Other Arab, 8% Native American, 3% Russian, 1% Czech, 4% Other

Languages: Official: Arabic (Kaczka Dialect), Polish. Recognized minorities: Russian. Other minorities: Czech, various Native American languages.

Religion: 40% Islam (38% Sunni, 2% Shi’a), 35% Christian (30% Catholic, 3% Orthodox, 2% Protestant) 12% Kaczism, 2% Traditional African religions, 5% other, 6% atheist or nonreligious

Colonized by: Poland

Has been owned by: Umayyad caliphate, Poland

Former names: Polish West African Islands

Friends, Spain (They discovered them),Nicaragua and Panama (Many N. American tribes from those two voyaged there), Czech (Noticable minority)

Best friends: Morocco (Sanctioned USSR during kaczkan genocide, was the first UN member to recognize them, and the original settlers are from there), Poland (Gave independence and financial help)

Enemies: Polisario Front and Algeria (Morocco’s enemies are their enemies), Russia (Especially USSR, because of kaczkan genocide), Belarus (basically miniature Russia), Iran (nuclear-dreaming shi’as), Portugal (Only the Azores Islands, they steal the spotlight)

Senate: 5 from each sector

Parliament: 60 in all, 20 from capital sector, 25 from east sector, 6 from central sector, 9 from west sector

Constitutional monarchy

Monarchy: Kałamarnica dynasty

King: Świergot Kałamarnica

Prime minister: Marhabaan Wadaeaan (Conservative Party)

Secondary minister: Harfatal'algham Shakhs (Conservative Party)

GDP: US$28,540,000,000

GDP per capita: US$19,026.67

Currency: Kaczkan Breadcrumb (KCß)

Exchange Rate: US$1=approx. KCß2.19

Motto: Mea anates, quod Creator universi (I Like Ducks, The Universe Creators)

Top level domain: .kc

Call code: +212

Drive on the: left on sector owned roads, right on federal roads

Time zone: UTC -2

National animal: Duck

National bird: Duck

National Plant: Purple clooneyfruit

National staple food: bread

National drink: lemonade

Plug type: C, E

Independence: Sep 19, 1994

Other dates: Discovered by Europeans: Mar 27, 1564 PL Commonwealth founds the colony of Polish-Lithuanian African Islands: Aug 16, 1632 Kaczka Kingdom founded: Nov 4, 1795 Interwar Poland founds the colony of Polish West African Islands: Mar 7, 1920 German (Nazi) Entenland founded: Sep 28, 1939 Polish West African Islands refounded by PR Poland: Feb 22, 1946 Kaczkan Genocide: Jul 13-25, 1972

History: kaczkan Arabs come in, multiple Native American tribe come in, Muslims come in from the Umayyad caliphate, Spain discovers them, Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth colonized them, become independent from first polish partition, interwar Poland colonized them, become German Entenland during WWII, becomes part of PR Poland, red army kills 200,000 kaczkan arabs, or about 28% of the group’s population, in the kaczka genocide to cool off independence movement, independence from Poland in 1994

Fun facts: Kaczists (indigenous religion) believe ducks are more important than humans and created the universe, they have the last forest where dodo birds live, the biggest cash crop is the rare purple clooneyfruit, named after George Clooney, the king’s favorite actor, Spain discovered them but never colonized them, drives on different sides of the road based on what government level owns them, it is illegal for citizens of the country to be famous unless they gain the fame from royalty or the sale of real estate, it is illegal to fart walking backwards on a Tuesday, it is illegal to make a joke about WWII, but only during discussions about chewing gum, some indigenous rebel groups want to make the country a “ducktocracy,” or a country where the supreme leader is a duck

Famous people from there: the king

Major organizations it is in: UN, AU, trying to join NATO and EU

Biggest Exports: Clooneyfruit, natural gas, leather, exotic lizards

Biggest imports: ducks, boats

Biggest industries: tourism, shoe manufacturing