Talk:Netherlandsball/@comment-37044550-20190806071409

A nation full of clogs and cheese, we love windmills, paint very much. We trade a lot and ruled the seas, it is good to be a tall Dutch. Named De Groot, Jaap, Van Buren, our language is a blend, of German and Norwegian and English, quite hard to comprehend. We grow your tulips and build dikes, life is sweet here under the sea. Live in dense cities filed with dikes, Sinterklaas puts gifts ‘neath the tree. We’re an old democracy, not controlled by Spanish thugs, we are among the freest so come here for our hookers and drugs.