Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-39133133-20200607043110/@comment-38424373-20200620152716

I’m gonna rp Mehmed VII

Here we go


 * Mehmed VII notices a slice of cheese on a table next to the former bed of Abdülmecid II*

Mehmed VII: Hmmm... I might as well eat it before it goes bad
 * eats*


 * What he doesn’t know is that the cheese is filled with “stomach bug” bacteria. This was all part of a trap made by Abdülmecid himself, because he was especially worried that someone would kill him in his sleep, so before the night he was killed. Abdülmecid put some bacteria on a slice of cheese as a trap*


 * 30 minutes later, while sitting on his throne, Mehmed VII’s stomach starts gurgling and feels like he really needs to use the bathroom*

Mehmed VII: That cheese must have been a trap! Why did I ever eat that cheese?


 * He feels excruciating pain and more gurgling in his abdomen*


 * Mehmed VII runs to the bathroom, and spends 30 minutes in there*

Mehmed VII: I wonder which scientist helped this bad excuse for a sultan with this trap? When I do find the scientist, I’ll have his head chopped off!


 * Mehmed VII storms off to a city lab to find the scientist he’s looking for*