New Yorkball

"If I’d lived in Roman times, I’d have lived in Rome. Today, America is the Roman empire, and New York is Rome itself. New York is the center of the earth."

- John Lennon

New Yorkball is one of the 50 stateballs of USAball.

He is usually overshadowed by Fake New York, but has a successful liberal (progressive when in support of Bernie Sanders) government in Albanyball, and when his upstate side (REAL New York) is given the chance, he can be really nice. There's also an island that's long east of Fake New York called Long Island, it's drunk and rambles on about statehood. There is also, Rochesterball which cannot into the normal weather. New Yorkball likes to make fun of New Jersey, and rightfully so. New York has the 12th largest economy in the world, so if he became his own country, like Texasball and Californiaball (which won't happen, as the Civil War decided that), he could into G20.

History
New Yorkball was born as a 3ball, later adopted by UKball in Colonial Americaball. In 1776, he rebelled with 12 other states and became USAball. In the 1800-1900s Italyballs came to New Yorkball to make Pizza.

He was the eleventh state to ratify the Constitution, on July 26, 1788.

Family

 * Netherlandsball - Great Grandpa.
 * UKball- Mother
 * USAball - Father
 * Original Thirteen Colonies - Original thirteen siblings

Major Cityballs

 * Albanyball - Capitalball
 * New York Cityball - You know who he is
 * His Five Boroughs.
 * Buffaloball - Has Niagara Falls
 * Rochesterball - Upstate cityball
 * Syracuseball- Upstate cityball

Relations With Stateballs

 * Californiaball - Your Hollywood whores are getting really annoying! And stop thinking you're the greatest state of all! Well, Newsflash: I am!!! God...damn. You sure hate me. YOU WANT TO LEAVE THE UNION, EH? GOOD! DO IT SO WE CAN STOP PAYING WELFARE FOR YOUR WATER AND YOUR STUPID BULLET TRAINS! GOOD LORD, YOU'RE WORSE THAN MASSACHUSETTS! SEE YA! Although, we do unite under Trump and Hillary, either or both of them. #StillBerning
 * Massachusettsball - You will pay for your witch trials, you conservative prick. ALSO I BEAT YOU IN A SUPER BOWL LOLOLOLOL STUPID CHEATER LOLOLOL.
 * CSAball - You gonna rise again or what? Do it so we Northerners can anschluss you and stop paying taxes so you peasants can have some sort of infrastructure. States' rights my rear end!
 * Vermontball- The one that got away. I sympathize with you guys against Assholistan. #STILLSANDERS
 * New Jerseyball - LOL Favorite toilet. Will Anschluss once he takes a shower
 * Wiccaball- You aren't actually a state, but I'm sorry about what Assholistan did to you. You're pretty interesting as a matter of fact.
 * Indianaball - Fuck you Indiana! Drink the Kool-Aid already!
 * Connecticutball - Current girlfriend, but not sure if she is cheating with New Jerseyball or not.

How to draw
Like almost every US state, New Yorkball is only a coat of arms on a blue background:
 * 1) Color the basic circle shape of this blue
 * 2) Draw the coat of arms of New York (state) in the center
 * 3) Draw the eyes and you've finished.