Somaliaball

Somaliaball is a state in the Horn of Africa and the Arab World. He once produced pirates, but never a central government. Despite his great history, such as destroying Ethiopia and controlling the Indian Ocean trade, this is all he is known for. He is currently sickened with civil strife, and infested with social problems such as starvation and extreme poverty. He now only governs the capital city of Mogadishuball, and the cities surrounding it. The rest is mostly split by the northern autonomous region of Somalilandball, and  Puntlandball. Some pockets of land are controlled by terrorists.

At the moment, the land is held by landlords and Somaliaball cannot into de facto government. Somalia is also estimated to have an HDI of 0.285, as of 2012. This is lower than the HDI of 0.352 for the Central African Republicball, and of any modern countryball, not only the lowest in Africa but in the world. He had elections this year, and they weren't disrupted, so he might be on the way back to stability.

He is a member of the Cushitic language's family and is also the brother of Ethiopiaball,  Djiboutiball, and  Eritreaball.

He tries to be a good country, and his government is actually democratic. Unfortunately, he doesn't have the money to govern what happens in his clay.

Relationships

 * [[File:Egypt-icon.png]] Egyptball - Oldest friend in the world.
 * [[File:Ethiopia-icon.png]] Ethiopiaball - Oldest enemy that is the worst scum on earth. Ethiopia got it's butt kicked twice by me and called the Europeans for help, worst brother
 * [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball - Father who must pay debts to the Nazi, but I still like him.
 * [[File:UK-icon.png]] UKball - Friends m8.
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - HOW DARE YOU CALL US YOUR #1 ENEMY!!! REMOVE BAN!!! REMOVE DONALD TRUMP!!! YOU ARE MY WORST ENEMY!!! And that shit about Caribbean Pirates and the South Park episode Fatbeard? UNFORGIVABLE!! PLEASE SUCK MY SWEET, SOMALI BALLS!!
 * [[File:UN-icon.png]] UNball. I WILL GET YOU EVIL BURGER! But we are sorta friends I guess?
 * [[File:Eritrea-icon.png]] Eritreaball - He can also into removing Ethiopia, but now he is friends with Ethiopia so I hate him. Traitor!
 * [[File:Iceland-icon.png]] Icelandball - LazyTown is Good, especially the song You Are A Pirate! I'm sorry about Robbie Rotten.
 * [[File:South Korea-icon.png]] South Koreaball - She killed our pirates! Forever enemies!
 * [[File:Somaliland-icon.png]] Somalilandball - Duh... Just a surreal country.
 * [[File:Al Shabaab-icon.png]] Al-Shabaabball - I think you were the one who blew up my plane! REMOVE TERRORIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * [[File:India-icon.png]] Indiaball - You kidnapped my pirates! Hey! I only do kidnap because I am a pirate and you are not! Now go back to tech support! Stop removing kebab!
 * [[File:North Korea-icon.png]] North Koreaball - I attacked his cargo vessel, and now he wants to nuke me.
 * [[File:Kenya-icon.png]] Kenyaball - supports nasty Ethiopiaball against me.
 * Senegalball - Sunset country!
 * [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball - Stop Removing Kebab Christain pig! Or I will steal all your Valuable with my fleet of 234 ships
 * Turkeyball - Fellow Kebab
 * [[File:Minnesota-icon.png]] Minnesotaball - Thanks for taking our refugees, but why are you part of [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball ?!

Family
The Cushitic Languages Family
 * [[File:Ethiopia-icon.png]] Ethiopiaball - Brother.
 * [[File:Eritrea-icon.png]] Eritreaball - Brother.
 * [[File:Djibouti-icon.png]] Djiboutiball - Brother.

Comics
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