Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32637988-20170917164048/@comment-32637988-20170926005351

Me: Oh, glad you came. This ball (pointing at Isis) attacked me and my friends.

Asayish (Rojavan police) officer: Wait, is that a black standard?

Iraqi Kurdistan: I'm afraid it is, sir.

(calls for reinforcements): Ok, he will be detained for connections to terrorism. Are you three alright?

As other Asayish officers arrive, we say:

Thanks for the help.

Just as ISIS is being detained, I notice the AK-47 is lying on the ground. I pick it up and hand it to the Asayish officer.

At the car


 * Were are we going?


 * Kobani.


 * Why?




 * WHAT?!?


 * Relax, we're just going to Turkey to find Bakur.


 * Wait a second. Is Bakur here too?




 * There's only one problem. Bakur doesn't have a capital. But we can try looking on Batman City.

On the Syrian-Turkish border checkpoint

Turkish border guard: Documents please.

I give him my passport


 * What's the reason of your visit?




 * Time of stay?



The guard looks at his colleague who was scanning my car with a metal detector. The other guard puts his thumb up. The guard at the checkpoint then stamps a green "admitted" on my passport.


 * Welcome to the Republic of Turkey.