Spainball

"¿Por qué no te callas?"

- King Juan Carlos

Spainball is the Spanish countryball. A history full of corruption, conspirations and extreme bad luck is guaranteed for maybe one of the most developed countries in Europe, because of those factors mentioned previously. Spainball used to have one of the biggest empires in history, but right now he's a frustrated economic vassal of Germanyball. Currently suffering with so many independence movements inside of him. He also has a brother country called Portugalball.

History
History of Spain is: First raped by the celts, then raped by the romans, then by the visigoths, then by the Muslims, then got the biggest empire of the world and lost it. Got raped by the french later, then got raped himself and now is being raped by the germans.

Just big losers. Not as big as the USA, though.

Relationships

 * Latin Americaballs -. He wonders what would have happen if was a good papa to them...he worries about his kids sometimes..They used to be good kids...(before he came that is)..
 * Argentinaball - They both claim clay that are controlled by UKball.
 * WHERE IS MY PADRE'S DAY CARD!!! (gets thrown by a sack of cards and blushing Latins)
 * Puertoricoball -Who was of el again? Oh, is the hijo with gold. I gavings him Autonomia, but later gave it to gringo because el already was of attackings him.
 * Venezuelaball -He claims clay formerly from UKball and currently controlled by Guyanaball. El has a president that dont likings me so much.
 * Cyprusball - It also claims clay controlled by UKball.
 * Portugalball - Brother and best friend. [PERO NO SIEMPRE FUE MEJOR AMIGO]
 * Canaryball - My last son.
 * Philippinesball - Son he had to sell to USABall.
 * Germanyball - DAMN NAZIS!! Gib monies plox.
 * Netherlandsball - Rival in FIFA World Cup 2010 and 2014.
 * Andorraball - His most succesfull son.
 * Castile and leonball - Papa
 * Casilla-la manchaball - Mama
 * Cataloniaball and Basqueball - No independencia!!!
 * Moroccoball - This cobarde es un son of la madre! No tendrás a Mis Hijos!
 * UKball - BE GIBBINGS OF GIBRALTUR! MIENTES MIERDA QUE ASPIRA INGLÉS COBARDE! Argentina is of mine too.

Links

 * Facebook page
 * Wiki Polandball (in spanish)

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