User blog:WestKoreaBestKorea/All heil Sverige

Sverige, best country in entire world

Ru-ssia is run by little homophobes

Sverige, numba one exporter of furniture

all other country have inferior furniture

Sverige, Home to Gävle goat  to burn

It height 20 kilometre width 6 light-years

Arson protection en marvel to beho-old

It was only burn down thirty ni-ine times

Sverige, Sverige, du very nice place from bridge of Øresund to very northern Lap-lands

Sve-ri-ge, friends with all except Danskjävel

they very nosy pe-ople with lego in their brain

Sverige, Industry best in the world

We invented Meincraft and IKEA

Sverige politics worst in the region

except of co-urse little Po-olen

Sverige, Sverige, you very nice place from Stockholm alleyway to northern fence of Fin-land

COME EAT THE MIGHTY MEATBALLS FROM I-KE-A

FROM THE STEAMING SOUR SAUCE TO TIP OF IT'S FACE!

lol I barely did anything

Totally not stolen from Borat and Cilindar