Denmarkball

Denmarkball or Danmarkkugle in Danish is a happy countryball in the northern part of Europe with a gibberish language that is worse than cancer because it is an entire language. Speak Ølish, a dialect of countryball speak in which e, o and a can be freely substituted by æ, ø, and å.

His capital is Copenhagenball, and Denmark has used its flag since 1370, possibly earlier. It has one of the oldest country flags.

Denmark is normally regarded as very small (a jutting peninsula on the European coast and 443 smaller islands), but he is actually huge (because of Greenland) and has a fine education and great welfare. He is the country where LEGO bricks were created.

In 2011, Denmarkball was can into female leadership.

History
Ages ago, Denmarkball was another Vikingball pillaging Europe with his brother and sister, Norwayball and  Swedenball. The bloodlust of Denmarkball was unmatched and as a result, Denmarkball found himself drawn into the multiple conflicts ravaging Europe.

Unfortunately for Denmarkball, he did not always come out on top, and after a humiliating defeat against Kingdom of Prussiaball and  Austriaball in 1864, Denmarkball's personality changed. Having little territory left to lose, Denmarkball sought a way of neutrality and strived to keep out of all conflicts.

Staying out of the First World War successfully.

World War II
At the start of WWII, Denmarkball tried to maintain his neutral status. However, Denmarkball was swiftly invaded occupied by Naziball during the Second World War following a few hours of symbolic fighting, as he knew the destruction he'd face if he'd resist.

Postwar Era
After the Second World War, Denmarkball decided to provide support to various peace-keeping missions around the world, with the most famous case being in Bosniaball wherein misused his mandate as a peace-keeping force and defended  Swedenball from  Srpskaball.

In recent years, Denmarkball has rediscovered his bloodlust and was one of the countries who helped USAball in  Afghanistanball and  Iraqball. While Denmarkball is proud of his Viking heritage, he manages to hide his actual bloodlust under a layer of alcoholism, under the fear that he may lose yet another war which will happen very soon. However, Denmarkball often threatens to kick Swedenball's butt if for no other reason than tradition. He is proud of his Legos, and hates it whenever others like Minecraft better. He uses this to entertain kids everywhere, which is why he is the happiest country in the world, much unlike his son Greenlandball who is heavily depressed. He has is own pig breed known as the protest pig which nearly resembles Denmark's flag. Denmark is also famous for the Hundesprutterutchabane (lit. Dog Fart Roller-Coaster).

Famous Danes
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 * Queen Margrethe II
 * Aqua
 * Julie Bethelsen
 * Hans Christian Andersen
 * Helena Christensen
 * Connie Nielsen
 * Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
 * Lars Løkke Rasmussen
 * Helle Thorning Schmidt

Relationship
The Nordic family is a big family with many countryballs, some are brothers other are friends or cousins.

Friends

 * Ålandball - My niece. I gave Åland her first øl.
 * Australiaball - Or more specifically Tasmaniaball because Denmarkball's crown princess is Tasmanian and Denmarkball was the birthplace of the only Tasmanian devil born outside of Australia.
 * Faroeball - Another one of my children. Adopted him from Norway because Norway was a very bad parent (Scotland adopted Norway's other two kids Shetland and Orkney).
 * Norwayball - One of my brothers, we love each other and often hang out and drink Øl with each other.
 * USAball - Denmarkball is in USAball's NATO alliance. Denmarkball thinks he is okay mostly, but he is best friends with Hans Stealer! Denmark is watching him.
 * Finlandball - My adoptive brother. We do not have the closest relationship with each other, but we also have a few things in common.
 * Germanyball - Used to be my enemy. German Confederationball and later Kingdom of Prussiaball took Schleswigball from him. Nazi Germanyball occupied him in World War II. But despite this, we are now close friends.
 * Greenlandball - My oldest adopted son. Greenland wishes to become independent, however, I will not let him. I dislike his suicidal personality and wish to help my son out of his depression (which is impossible).
 * Icelandball - Also a part of the Nordic family. He is my brother, and he wrote about me in his Viking sagas.
 * Kosovoball - I'm good friends with him, and support him when Serbiaball bullies him.
 * New Zealandball - We are some of the least corrupt countries in the world. (tie)
 * Thailandball - We form Thai-Danish milk/farm and we also sign a treaty about environment to each other too! She is also my brother's wife.

Neutral

 * Russiaball - Throughout the time, we were never at war with each other. Until the formation of the Soviet Union (which also helped me get rid of [[File:Nazi-icon.png]] the Nazi invaders). Russia was my closest ally in some wars, like this or this one. But he also is often more drunk than me, and has too many human rights issues. To date, our relationship is quite mixed, but we still appreciate each other to this day.
 * Swedenball - Love/Hate relationship. We are often rivals!  Let's play battlefield together and kick homophobe's butt.

Enemies

 * Canadaball - My enemy. We fight over useless small rocks and islands. Though I claim they are his because Greenlandball is near them, Canada claims they are his because it's close to the mainland.
 * [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball - Stop copy Lego or I will pillage and burn Shanghai!

Family

 * Germaniaball - Grandfather
 * Kalmar Unionball - Father
 * Holy Roman Empireball - Uncle
 * Finlandball - Brother
 * Swedenball - Brother
 * Thailandball - Sister-in-law
 * Norwayball - Brother
 * Icelandball - Brother
 * Austriaball - Cousin
 * Germanyball - Cousin
 * Franceball - Cousin-in-law
 * Mexicoball - Wife


 * EUball - Nephew
 * Liechtensteinball - Cousin
 * Luxembourgball - Cousin
 * Netherlandsball - Cousin
 * Switzerlandball - Cousin
 * UKball - Cousin
 * Greenlandball - Son
 * Faroe Islandsball - Adoptive Son (adopted from Norway)

Links
instagram page

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