Surinameball

"I may be worth half a cent, but you can't break me."

- Surinamese proverb

Surinameball  has a surname is a countryball in South America. He is the only country in South America to have dutch as an official language. He also has developed a |very weird mix of lenguages | creole language called  Sranan Tongo. He can into being the smallest country in South America.

History
It was colonised by the Netherlandsball until 1975. In 1948 Surinameball was able to vote for the Prime Minister of the  Netherlandsball for the first time and he gained  self governance in 1962. The origins of these reforms can be traced to the days in which the Dutch government was exiled in  Londonball and  UKball (probably) whispered to  him: "Hey, you should turn your colonies into dominions or constituent countries just like   I did.

In 1982 the Netherlandsball liked him until he killed 15 people in the |December Murders and  USAball also started to hate him slightly. In 1985 some  3balls revolted and  Surinameball thought: "Hey, I can crush them like bug." And he did not "crush them like bug", causing 10,000  3balls to flee into neighbouring  French Guianaball. Now he is of dutch and  irrelevant. Just like Guyanaball, he has a large  Indian (South Asian) population. He cannot into space. He can into surname

Friends

 * Indonesiaball - My of largest brother who is also [[File: Turkey-icon.png]] kebab.
 * Netherlandsball - He is of my father!
 * Vietnamball - Brudda who sold his flag to me.

Neutral

 * Franceball - Bonjour!
 * French Guyanaball - He's my cousing and a [[File: French-icon.png]] FRENCH SON OF A B**** THAT DOESN'T RECOGNIZE MY F****** CLAIMS JUST LIKE [[File: Guyana-icon.png]] Guyanaball.
 * Guyanaball - My cousin, he doesn't recognize my claims but IT'S OKAY I CAN SIMPLY LEAVE YOU OUT OF MY SUPER-ULTRA-MEGA-AMAZING SHERIF BIRTHDAY PARTY I DON'T NEED YOU

Enemies

 * Venezuelaball - RECOGNISE MY CLAIMS RIGHT NOW YOU DUMBASS!!! WHY DO I RECOGNIZE MADURO? I WILL RECOGNISE GUAIDO IF YOU DON'T!! 
 * Kosovoball - Sorry, but I have to withdraw yuor recognition. Wait, what's dat? I am the first country to do so? Then that’s great! Screw you!
 * THE LATIN AMERICAN COUNTRIES KNOCKED ME BY 8-1 and 7-0 - Those South American countries bwat me by 8-1 and 7-0.

Gallery
苏里南球 Surinameball