Iowaball

{{Infobox_countryball|name = Iowaball
 * founded = 1838, statehood in 1846
 * image = Iowa2019.png
 * caption = I'm not American Franceball
 * personality = Cooperative, Dramatic, Snappy
 * language = {{I|English}} English
 * type = {{GetIcon|Germania}}{{I|Gaul}} Anglo-American{{GetIcon|3}}
 * capital = Des Moines
 * affiliation = USAball
 * religion = Lutheran Christianity, other Protestant, Catholic
 * friends = Missouriball (kind of, we've had a rough past though)

Chinaball Stronk ally! He has so many students who come to my universities to study too!

{{I|Minnesota}} Minnesotaball

{{I|Illinois}} Illinoisball

Wisconsinball (sometimes) {{I|New York}} How About We Take Massachusetts, Eh?

{I|North Carolina}} Mister Planets Elijah

{I|Oklahoma}} Okobern
 * enemies = Racist piece of shit

Imitators

Wisconsinball (mostly)

Chinaball (Rarely, only when he's acting against Dad a little too much)

FLAG STEALING GRANDMA!

KID

THE WORST


 * likes = corn, popcorn, pigs, strawberries, soybeans, Pizza Ranch, Indie Rock, Guns, John Deere, Imports, Riverboats, Slipknot, Omaha zoos
 * hates = floods, tornadoes, huskers they get all the credit for my corn, Being Called American France
 * predecessor = Iowa Territoryball
 * intospace = Yes
 * bork = Go hawks, Go Cyclones, Fair Fair
 * food = corn, soybeans, popcorn, pork, ice cream
 * status = probably watching a cy-hawk game rerun

Just voted out racist Steve King

Currently mourning Joey Jordison
 * notes = NOT FRANCE YOU MORON!
 * reality = State of Iowa
 * gender = Male
 * font-size=|nativename=|onlypredecessor=|predicon=|onlysuccessor=|nexticon=|successor=|ended=|government=}}"Im from Iowa."

- Donut from RvB {{I|Iowa}} Iowaball is a piece of corn stateball of. He hosts the first caucus for elections that the USAball has every 4-8 years though, and recently his governor was elected as ambassador to  Chinaball, meaning that every so often he becomes super relevant. He is one of the safest states in USAball to live in. A Youtuber also made a video about him! [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT0CCaKDxjg Here it is! ]

He also just massacred and beat OhioRawr's college football team. Go Hawks!

History
Iowaball was officaly born as a 3ball long time ago, but he was adopted by  Franceball later, which is why his flag looks so similar to Franceball's flag, he was actually one of the few territories that Franceball kept after the Seven Years War as  UKball didn't take it. He once again changed ownership as after the Revolutionary War, Franceball gave USAball the Louisiana Territory, which included Iowaball, He later became a state in 1846. Iowaball was quick to join the union and even quicker to ban Slavery, he was one of the first and few non-13 colonies states that did not allow slavery at the time. He even got into a bloodless flight over Honey with Missouriball, who entered the Union as a slave state, increasing tensions even more between the two states.

Eventually, the Civil War broke out, because some Racist Hillybilly Cousinlover Dude named CSAball who attacked the Union, which included Iowa. However, Iowa was never attacked, but shots from a battle in Missouri could be heard by a few people in southern Iowa, some shells even landed on his Clay. Tensions with Missouriball increased even more, as he was in the Union, yet he allowed CSA Troops to set up in his clay and shells had landed in Iowa's clay. Iowa did send some divisions to help out, he eventually helped the Union win, and ended slavery as well. 100 years later, Iowa took several steps to desegregate all of the USA he was even one of the first states to allow interracial marriage and equal rights.

He has a huge rivalry with Nebraskaball, as he believes that Nebraskaball is being a rip-off and copycat by doing everything Iowaball does, he even plays his team in football once every year. Cornshucker.

He also Didnt like being called Barbie, Peach or any Pink Related character, until he looked F a b o u l o u s!

Recently, His governor Terry Branstad was elected as Ambassador to Chinaball.

His Capital is Des Moines.

Allies

 * Illinoisball - Best Buddy! He's my neighbor and long-time friend! We were both made states at around the same time too! We send ships and supplies to each other and he can into hating slavery and segregation too! Go Fighting Illini!
 * Minnesotaball - Also a neighbor! Aside from Football and big ten, we're good friends and we both can into hating Wisconsinball in sports and reality! He Hates Massachusetts Too!


 * Chinaball (Mostly) - I'm good friends with him because my Governor is ambassador to Him, he has a ton of Chinese-Americans who go to my University and is very Stronk! I gib him tractors, corn, and beef and he gibs me clothing materials, technology, and weapons! However I'm very suspicious of you because of your past with Dad and with the number of your people coming to my state... And cant find out my ally new york state... Im so sorry new york!!!

Neutral

 * Missouriball - Once a former rival, almost made me spill his own blood, allowed racism and slavery yet wanted to be in the Union, however where on better terms than before but it's hard to forget and forgive him and the past.  It helps that he can into fireworks and high proof liquor.


 * Israelcube - I had the largest Kosher meat plant in history until my father conducted the largest workspace raid in history.


 * Chinaball - I am only suspicious of him because he is a frenemy/rival to my Dad and has the potential to ruin the world, not to mention a ton of his people are coming to my clay, OH shoot! I'm becoming like my rival, no Stop it me! but still though...
 * Nebraskaball - We are neighbors, and we do share a lot in common, but our huge sports rivalry that both of my teams have with his college team. Plus he's trying to be me and steal my culture, REMOVE FAKE CORN AND UGLY FLAT LANDS!


 * Wisconsinball - Also a neighbor but me and my neighbors do not always like him and/or what he's doing, He also is kind of a cocky jerk and always acts like he owns us in football and basketball. REMOVE MOXY! REMOVE BADGERS!  YOU HAVE WORST DRIVERS IN !
 * Vietnamball & Laosball - After  my Dad gave up on  South Vietnamball, I bullied him into letting me share my clay with their people.  My clay now has more of their people than any other clay outside ASEANball.

Enemies/ Wannabes

 * Wisconsinball - OH MY GOD, CAN YOU FUCK OFF?! MINNESOTA, ME, ILLINOIS, AND EVEN NEBRASKA ALL HATE YOU AND YOUR ANNOYING ASS 90% OF THE TIME, YOU WERE THE TERRITORY THAT OWNED ME AND ALMOST STOPPED ME FROM GETTING INDEPENDENCE BACK THEN! HOLD OFF BIOTCH!
 * Nebraskaball - The Most northern hillbilly state ever . I HATE YOU!  YOU THREATENED WAR OVER RIVERBOAT CASINO!  YOU STEAL EVERYTHING I EVER CREATED AND LOVED AND ACT LIKE YOU MADE IT! YOU'RE THE MOST BORING PLACE EVER, WITH YOUR FLATLANDS AND UNINHABITABLE LAND ALONG WITH YOUR SHIT FOOTBALL TEAM YOU RUINED MY LIFE! YOU SHOULD GO HANG WITH THE SOUTHERN STATES SINCE YOU ACT LIKE THEM THE MOST! STUPID CORNSHUCKER, YOU DONT EVEN HAVE GOOD ENOUGH LAND TO FARM! YOU HAD MORE FARMABLE LAND IN THE DUST BOWL! SPEAKING OF WATCHING YOU SUFFER DURING THEN WAS AWESOME! I'M NOT SORRY FAKE CORN FARMER! 
 * Missouriball - racist bitch ANOTHER WANNABE! EVEN WORSE HE'S RACIST! I HATE YOU TOO! YOU HAVE A HORRIBLE PAST AND WANTED TO JOIN THE UNION YET KEEP UNEQUAL RIGHTS IN LAW AT THE SAME TIME! GFYS! YOU'RE NOT NORTHERN! YOU'RE JUST A HILLBILLY WHOS DENYING HIS PAST! I HATE YOU!
 * ISISball - OH YOU ARE THE WORST! YOU BOMB PEOPLE FOR NO REASON, YOU FORCE ANYONE YOU CAN FIND WHO IS NOT A SUNNI MUSLIM TO GO UNDER COMPLETE TYRANNY AND TERROR! I HOPE YOU BLOW YOURSELF UP AND GO TO HELL! FUCK YOU! YOU REALLY WANT TO ENFORCE SHARIA LAW, DON'T BOMB PEOPLE! WHY WOULD THEY WANT TO BECOME SUNNI! KYS PLZZZ! YUO EVEN WORST THAN NEBRASKA!!!!!
 * Franceball - GRANDMA! YOU STOLE MY FLAG YOU STUPID BAGUTEE!
 * Spiders: GET OFF ME- *boom*

How to Draw
Drawing Iowaball is simple:
 * 1) Divide the basic circle shape into three vertical stripes, blue, white and red
 * 2) Draw a brown eagle with a blue ribbon in the central stripe, over the red script IOWA
 * 3) Draw the eyes and you've finished.

Gallery
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