Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32637988-20170917164048/@comment-32480792-20171005060906

@Me: A snap from my fingers and a point at USA told him that we were going to have a talk about his language sometime later.

The entire upstairs was quiet.

So quiet that you could hear a pin drop.

Russia: "Privet? What's going on here?"

Silence.

A tense silence.

So tense you could cut it with a knife.

Then I spoke.

Me: "You. Liar."

AE: "Wha- I'm telling the truth!"

Me: "Oh, yeah? There is NO WAY Nazi Germany could be a subordinate. *gasp from Russia* Yes. I know the numbers. 1933-1945. Lasted 12 years. Led by Adolf Hitler, a cruel and despicable, possibly even demon-possesed man! He KILLED 11,000,000 PEOPLE, FOR PETE'S SAKES!! INCLUDING 6,000,000 JEWS!!! AND THOUSANDS OF RUSSIANS, IN THOSE CONCENTRATION CAMPS OF HIS, LEFT TO DIE AND BURN IN THE WORST HORRORS IMAGINABLE!!!! AND YOU'RE TELLING ME HE'S A SUBORDINATE?! YOU. GODDAMNED. FILTHY. LIAR!!! YOU'RE HOLDING SOMETHING BACK, I JUST KNOW IT!!! *furious* TELL ME NOW, WHO IS YOUR LEADER????!!!!"

AE: "Whoa... I'm telling the truth! If not, then may lightning strike me from the sky!"

Me: *heavy, tense breathing, eyes flaming*

AE: "Stay as far away from me as you can..." *backs away*

@Floofy2: Attendant: "Okay."

With that, she went to the back of the plane, to emerge 5 minutes later with a steaming hot cup of Earl Grey.

@PrussiaBall609: Czech: *after a few seconds of stunned silence* "Wow. How about I just call you Stein?"