User blog:1 (New York City Subway service)/Make Palau Great Again

WHEREAS: 1. Donald Trump likes building walls 2. the Hawaiian frontier is a real thing 3. putting walls in the sea is expensive 4. no one cares about tiny island nations 5. it would be fun to bankrupt Palau 6. building a wall around Hawaii is the best method to do that 7. the wall would ruin a nice view of the sea 8. Palau has nothing to do with Hawaii 9. in the case of a Trump presidency, the best course of action to bankrupt a country will be to build a wall around Hawaii and make Palau pay for it.