Texasball

Texasball is a ball based on Texas. He is possibly one of the most conservative state ball ever. He is possibly also one of the most likely (if not the most likely) to secede from the USA, due to his rebellious personality. He is a rather trigger happy fellow, even for an USAball state.

Texasball is almost always seen wearing shades and his iconic hat. He may also have a revolver, a Winchester rifle, or a shotgun.

Heritage
The land of Texas was once populated by 7-balls (Native Americans), but then Mexicoball and USAball had a baby, Texasball. Texasball was raised by Mexicoball, but one day he broke off in a fight with Mexicoball and got his own independence with the help of USAball. USAball then took custody of his son, but it took a long war with Mexicoball before he agreed. Finally Texasball became a state like he always wanted.

Family

 * Mexicoball - Mother and former independence war enemy (Remember the Alamo!)
 * USAball - Father and former Civil War enemy (Gib Independence Pa!)
 * Californiaball - Younger brother
 * New Mexicoball - Older Brother
 * All other Stateballs - Half brothers
 * UKball - Grandfather
 * Spainball - Grandmother
 * Australiaball - Uncle that has a lot in common with Texasball. They wear silly hats, have funny accents, have very big egos, etc.
 * All other Angloballs - Aunts and uncles
 * Chileball - cousin
 * Come and take itball - old friend and idol

Trivia
USAball often confuses Chileball for Texasball and sometimes, vice versa. This is due to the extreme similarities of both their flags.


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