Cubaball

"There's one place where Cuba stands out head and shoulders above the rest - That is in its love for human rights and liberty!"

- Nelson Mandela

"Havana uh na na..."

- Camila Cabello

Cubaball, officially the Republic of Cubaball, is a countryball in the American Carribbean islands. The country is divided into 15 provinces, and 1 Special Municipality, including his capital Havanaball, giving him a total area of 2,426 square miles, making him the largest country in the Caribbean. With a population of 11.48 million as of 2016, Cuba ranks 80 in the most populous countries in the world.

Since his revolution, Cuba has been suspended from OASball due to making links with Soviet Unionball. However, he does maintain membership in UNball like almost every other nation in the world, and is a founding member of ALBAball.

Much like other socialist/communist governed balls, he does not do so well in regards to political or economic freedom. However, Cubaball can into having a high human development index unlike his fellow counterparts. Despite the trade embargo placed on him by USAball, he has done well in regards to education and health - even becoming the first to eradicate mother to child transmission of HIV and syphilis in 2015.

His national day can be either October 10 for when he declared independence from Spainball, or July 26, when he had his revolution.

History
Cubaball was a colony of Spainball, his mother until 1902 when  USAball decided he didn't like Spainball growing sugar cane near his clay. So USAball invaded  Cuba and made him a puppet to support capitalist American ideals. Then in 1959 he said capitalism was bad and said "F*** CAPITALISM" and moved out of USAball's house into  Soviet Unionball's home. Soviet Unionball then gave Cubaball some free nukes to scare away American invaders which pissed off  USAball and 54 years later they became friends again.

Shortly afterwards, USAball started feeling wrong in the head when he went to Cubaball's clay, so he then said that Cuba is somehow damaging his brain with special technology, and now they are enemies again. Canadaball, despite being friends with Cuba for a long time, later said he had the same problem. Now, thanks to some science fiction, Cuba's only friends are the Bolivarian Alliance for the Americas, but many countries in said alliance are as troubled as him.

Friends

 * Argentinaball - ¡Che Guevara!
 * Boliviaball,  Iranball,  Nicaraguaball,  North Koreaball,  Venezuelaball, Myanmarball, Sudanball,[[File:South Sudan-icon.png]] South Sudanball,  Syriaball, [[File:Burundi-icon.png]] Burundiball and [[File:Zimbabwe-icon.png]] Zimbabweball - Anti Imperialist Squad and Other Comrades
 * Brazilball - He and I built a port together on my clay. Good friends.
 * Chinaball,  Laosball,  Vietnamball, North Koreaball - Comrades. We the last 5  communist comrades since  Sovietball died and  Communism dying with other Commies converting to  capitalism
 * East Germanyball - our former leader visited you and I give you an island as a gift. You Are True Germany! you are still alive in the Caribbean
 * Indiaball - 10000 ton wheat, 10000 ton of rice. Eternal friend.
 * Nauruball - Socialist comrade, I give aid, he hates burger You are just an irrelevant dinky island
 * Indonesiaball - Our Leader is Best Friend.
 * [[File:Palestine-icon.png]] Palestineball and [[File:Western Sahara-icon.png]] Western Saharaball - Comrades, You are of independent
 * [[File:PDR Ethiopia-icon.png]] PDR Ethiopiaball - I helped him in his wars
 * Philippinesball - I sent missionaries to his clay, before I went into communism. He is similar to me cause he is now removing USAball.
 * Russiaball - His dad was our comrade and he is nice to us
 * Soviet Unionball - He was my best friend forever, I'll never forget you comrade. You gave me some nukes to protect me from Imperialist burger that tried to invade me and remove  Communism out of my clay

Neutrals

 * Canadaball - He is really friendly, he always buys my cigars and loves to come over when I'm lonely, Te amo comrade SINCE 1976 VIVA TRUDEAU!! But he loves stupid burger.
 * Mexicoball - He was where [[File:Cuba-icon (Castro).png]] Fidel Castro and [[File:Che Guevara-icon.png]] Che Guevara met and planned my revolution! But he is still good friends with imperialist!
 * South Koreaball - We are friendly with North Korea but South Korea's Foreign Minister visited to me. Any Korea is good.
 * Spainball - Madre who raised me before Papa. But I hate Kings. REMOVE MONARCHY IMPERIALISM!!
 * Sri Lankaball - If only I can be like him someday
 * Texasball - I take the "La Estrella Solitaria" (The Lone Star) on my flag from him. and he of burger pig.
 * Vaticanball - Él help improve our relations between gringo padre. But... ¡Jesus was un comunista! ¿Who did he choose to catch los peces (fishes)? ¡Sí! ¡Los pescadores (fishermen)!
 * ​​ USAball - Relations have improved. But REMOVE TRUMP!!! Please remove him, he hates us! He threatened to ban travel from me to you!

Enemies

 * Donald Trump - YOU SHALL NEVER GET REELECTED BECAUSE OF YOUR ESTÚPID BULLSHIT! YOU ARE THE REASON RELATIONS WITH BURGER ARE DECLINING! I HATE YOU! ME AND BURGER WERE GOING HAVE BETTER RELATIONS BUT YOU RUINED IT INSTEAD! REMOVE TRUMP!
 * Portugalball - Hated me because he thought I op kidnapping and brainwashing  His Sons
 * Israelcube - Fake country!
 * OASball - ¿What the hell?
 * [[File:Ukraine-icon.png]] Ukraineball - You fucking shit, I love Russia, not you! You now will be destroyed by Russland!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA! FAK YOU!! REMOVE SALO!

Family

 * Ancient Greeceball - Great Great Grandfather
 * SPQRball - Great Grandfather
 * Western Roman Empireball - Grandfather
 * Byzantine Empireball - Grand Uncle
 * Spainball - Mother
 * Franceball - Aunt
 * Italyball - Uncle
 * Portugalball - Uncle
 * Romaniaball - Uncle
 * San Marinoball
 * Vaticanball
 * Germanyball - Uncle
 * USAball - Adoptive Father/Half Brother
 * Canadaball - Adoptive Uncle/Cousin
 * Argentinaball - Brother
 * Boliviaball - Brother
 * Chileball - Brother
 * Colombiaball - Brother
 * Costa Ricaball - Brother
 * Dominican Republicball - Brother
 * Ecuadorball - Brother
 * El Salvadorball - Brother
 * Equatorial Guineaball - Brother
 * Guatemalaball - Brother
 * Hondurasball - Brother
 * Mexicoball - Brother
 * Nicaraguaball - Brother
 * Panamaball - Brother
 * Paraguayball - Brother
 * Peruball - Brother
 * Puerto Ricoball - Brother
 * Uruguayball - Brother
 * Venezuelaball - Brother
 * Philippinesball - Adoptive Brother
 * Belgiumball - Cousin
 * EUball - Cousin
 * Luxembourgball - Cousin
 * Brazilball - Cousin

Links

 * Facebook page

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