Scotlandball

"You may take our lives but you will never take our FREEDOM" William Wallace

Scotlandball is a ball located north of Englandball, He, along with  Englandball,  Walesball and  Northern Irelandball are part of  UKball. He is the land of bagpipes, haggis, ships and Braveheart. As of September 2014, he cannot into independence (I LIVE AGAIN!!) though he can into being good uncle to evil brother's children. With UKball leaving EUball he is starting to think about independence again and the UK has passed a recent bill allowing Scotland to have another referendum. This seams to imply that he does not know that EUball doesn't want him without the rest of UK. He also taught USAball about FREEDOM! and building huge walls

As of now his independence movement is actually dying as it is losing support fast. He doesn't really want independence anymore (especialy because the UK is actually trying to stay in the EU).

History

 * Repeated glaciations
 * First known permanent houses on Scottish soil around 9,500 years ago
 * Mists of time
 * Celtballs (Pictballs) and blue paint
 * A missing SPQRball legion and as a result a very large wall
 * Pictballs organise and call themselves Dal Raita
 * Irishball (also descendants of the Celtballs) arrive and join the Pictballs
 * Lots of standing stones and sniffing mushrooms
 * Albaball takes over,
 * Vikingballs attack the coastline, lots of fighting by hotheads
 * Englandball (descendant of Germanicball) asked to help arbitrate a empty throne and then steals it
 * Scotball and Franceball stir the muck!
 * Scotball takes over English crown, och aye!
 * A lot of rain,
 * Scotball tries to develop some colonies in North America and bankrupts itself!
 * Englandballl steals Scotball independence by buying its debt. No!!!!!!
 * Rebels against Englandball and fails
 * Build ships that sometimes dinna sink
 * Rebels against Englandball and fails again.

Friends

 * Irelandball - Best friend.We are both Celtic brothers and hate UK for oppressing us. But now he thinks I'm a traitor because I decided to stay.
 * Walesball - Celtic brothers. But he likes sheep to much.
 * Franceball - Former rival of UK
 * Argentinaball - Another anti UK countryball. But don't give shame to the Falkland name!
 * Serbiaball - Named one of his streets after my nurse. Good guy
 * EUball - I'm helping UK stop brexit (damn prime minister opposes do over).

Enemies

 * UKball - Worst enemy. GIB ME MY INDEPENDENCE!!! EU BEST UNION YOU ARE WORST!!!! BRAVEHEART BEST MOVIE!!!!! Nah jk I'll stay, though I'll be mad about not being in EUball... Oh wait U trying to stay? Awesome! Huh? Our prime minister is denying us?! WE MUST REMOVE THREASE MAY!!!
 * Englandball - Wait, I just decided to stay and now you get rebellious?! Really?
 * Tenerifeball - He took my flag!
 * Argentinaball - He ALWAYS gave shame to the Falkland name!

Therese May -Let us have brexit do over!

Nicola Sturgeon - Look I've made up my mind. I want to stay in UKball. For crying out loud polls show most people don't even want a second independence referendum. And now Ukball is trying to stay in EUball. Y U keep trying to have second referendum? You are to obsessed with independence to even govern me properly! We will remove you with Theresa May Muahahaha!

Thatcher - Good riddance

Comics
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