Chinaball

"嘻嘻嘻! (Xixixi!)"

Chinaball (中国球, prefers calling himself Zhongguoball), or PRCball, is a really large countryball in East Asia.

Chinaball rivals Indiaball to have the longest heredity, one of his oldest ancestors being the Qinball. Chinaball claims to still be of communist, but he is actually the most capitalist nation on earth, especially through Free Trade Zones.

Ancient Chinaball
So very long long time ago, China used to be land full of nomadic 1balls. Then one day a man named Huangdi came along and China can into civilization. The Hanball say they were the descendants of Yandi and Huangdi, because they were the father figures of China. The Xiaball, Shangball, and Zhouball ruled till civil wars created chaos.

Imperial Chinaball
Then Qinball beat all the rival states and unified China. He anschluss clay from Baiyueball and Xiongnuball. To keep Chinaball safe from Mongol Imperialball, he built the Great Wall. Qinball also tried to anschluss Vietnamball. Then there were some civil wars till Yuanball defeated Chinaball. They anschlussed so much clay that they collapsed and Mingball arised. All was fine again (except for Portugalball that stoled Macauball), till Manchuballs conquered China.

During XIX century, UKball was a colonizator. He wanted also Asian colonies, so sold opium to China. Qingball tried to end the trades, but started the Opium Wars, ended with British victory and the lost of Xianggangball. Other imperial powers did the same too and occupied different part of Qingball's coastal clay. Then, there was the Taiping rebellion, which was one of the deadliest conflicts in history. After it, the Japanese Empireball invaded China, Korea and Taiwan.

Qingball realized that he isn't more a great empire. China ended his dynasties and becomed a republic.

Modern Chinaball
Nationalist Chinaball was the first republic, only to deal with Communist Chinaball inspired by the rise of Soviet Unionball. Chinese civil war gets started between the Communists and the Nationalists. Then the Japanese became allies of Naziball and invaded China in the name of their God-Emperor. They massacred Nankingball. So the Nationalists and the Communists allied for remove Japanese Empireball from China.

After WWII USAball beated Japanball and the communists exiliated the nationalists into Taiwanball.

Administrative divisions
Most of them usually have the same personality as Chinaball and don't have a flag of their own, which explains why not many of them appear in the comics. They're all listed in Template:Chinaball

There are currently two SARs: Hong Kongball and Macauball but there will be more...

Relationships
China doesn't really have any friends or enemies (except for alliance with Pakistanball), but he usually takes sides and has better relationships with some countries than others.

朋友 (Friends)

 * Russiaball - China's wife.
 * North Koreaball - BFFs during Korean War, now annoying neighbour who wont shut up about nukes and capitalist pig-dogs.
 * Pakistanball - Ally against curry.
 * Malaysiaball- Our ancesters had been friends since the biggining of time. Loves made in china. Best kebab friend plox.
 * Cambodiaball - We helped them fight against Phở!
 * Argentinaball - We helped them fight against Tea!

中性 (Neutral)

 * USAball - PAY DEBTS!
 * Turkeyball - They of willings to buy our anti-air missile equipment, but won't shutup about Xinjiang.

敌人 (Enemies)

 * JAPANBALL - (AKA: THE UNHOLY NAZI RAPIST IMPERIUM OF ANIME)  AIYA!!!! THE PSYCHOTIC ARCHENEMY OF THE HEAVENLY KINGDOM OF CHINA SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING OF TIME! 德奧合併!!! REMEMBER NANKING MASSACRE AND COMFORT WOMEN!!! GREAT GLORIOUS CHINESE FIREWALL STRONK!!! REMOVE DECADENT NAZI ANIME, REMOVE KAWAII, REMOVE DEMONIC RAPIST HENTAI, REMOVE OTAKU, REMOVE WEEABOOS, REMOVE 4CHAN (ISN'T ACTUALLY BLOCKED), REMOVE JAPANESE INTERNET! REMOVE XIAORIBENREN! REMOVE TENTACRE PORN! FUCK RIBEN AND THEIR USE OF ANIME TO MAKE THEMSELVES SUPREME IN CYBERSPACE!!! SHINZO ABE IS THE EVIL REINCARNATE OF TOJO! CENSORSHIP STRONK AND I WILL GIVE A FUCK TO ANYONE IF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE HATES US FOR ANNIHILATING KAWAII UNDER THE HEAVENLY FIRE OF TEN THOUSAND NUKES!!! KOREA AND CHINA UNITE AGAINST XIAORIBENREN GUIZI! They did pay the reparations and renounced all aggressive acts of war, reduced to nothing more than pacifistic surrenderfags like Franceball, so neutrals, just neutrals. Move along.
 * UKball - GOVERNMENT WARNING, REMOVE OPIUM AFTER YOU SMOKE! OPIUM SMOKING IS DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH! Still wont apologise. Also took lots and lots of my clay and forced to pay huge amount of money !! Took lots of treasures and art from us like they always do (most notably Greeceball and Egyptball).
 * Taiwanball - Y u no reunify? u were always part of glorious China. 德奧合併!!!
 * Vietnamball - 南混蛋！ 河內是中国， 胡志明是中国， 峴港是中国， 海防是中国， 芹苴是中国， 所有的越南是中国！ 德奧合併!!! Remove Phở! Xisha is mine!!!
 * Philippinesball - Remove Balut! Nansha and Huangyan is of wo!
 * USAball - Zhongguo stronk will challenge Amelican military hegemony. Only I can into imperialism liberation!
 * ISISball - Aiya! Stay away from Xinjiang! OR WO WILL CRUSH YOU!

Quotes
(Isn't that game banned in China? -_-) pls, every game is
 * "Xisha and Nansha Islands is of glorious Zhongguo clay!"
 * "Fakka yuo ribenren!"
 * "Aiya! 不好! (Oh No!)"
 * "Ni hao Taiwan... 统一? (Unify?)"
 * "德奧合併!!! (Anschluss!!!)"
 * "草泥马! (Motherfucker!)"
 * "他妈的... (Your mother...)"
 * "嘻嘻 (Xixi)"
 * "Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun."
 * "Fleedom? Time for some... Liberation..."

Reddit comics

 * http://i.imgur.com/R5mZCei.png

Links

 * Facebook page