Somaliaball

Somaliaball is a failed state in the Horn of Africa and the Arab World. He once produced pirates but never a central government. Despite his great history, such as destroying Ethiopia and controlling the Indian Ocean trade, this is all he is known for. Currently sickened with civil strife and infested with social problems such as starvation and extreme poverty, he now only governs the capital city of Mogadishuball and the cities surrounding it. The rest is mostly split by the northern autonomous region of Somalilandball and  Puntlandball. Some pockets of land are controlled by terrorists.

At the moment, land is held by landlords and Somaliaball cannot into de facto government. Somalia is also estimated to have an HDI of 0.285, as of 2012. This is the lowest of any modern countryball, not only the lowst in Africa, but, the world. He had elections this year and they weren't disrupted so he might be on the way back to stability.

He is member of the Cushtic languages family, he is brother of Ethiopiaball,  Djiboutiball and  Eritreaball.

Realtionship

 * [[File:Egypt-icon.png]] Egyptball - Oldest friend in the world
 * [[File:Ethiopia-icon.png]] Ethiopiaball - Oldest enemy that is the worst scum on earth. Ethiopia got it's butt kicked twice by me and called the Europeans for help, worst brother
 * [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball - Father who must pay debts to the  Nazi, but I still like him.
 * [[File:UK-icon.png]] UKball - Friends m8
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - Doesn't have good memories about him, as he was hurt me when trying to help me with. Helps me try to get my clay under control so I can be more civilized. Has a lot of my people living in Minnesotaball's clay.
 * [[File:UN-icon.png]] UNball. I WILL GET YUO EVIL BURGER! But we are sorta friends I guess?
 * [[File:South Korea-icon.png]] South Koreaball - She killed our pirates! Forever enemies! S.korea: FINE NO SAMSUNG FOR YUO
 * [[File:Iceland-icon.png]] Icelandball - LazyTown is Good, especially the song You Are A Pirate!
 * [[File:Somaliland-icon.png]] Somalilandball - Duh.... Just a surreal country. I also accused you for supporting Al Shabaab
 * [[File:Al Shabaab-icon.png]] Al-Shabaabball - I think you blew up my plane! REMOVE TERRORIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * [[File:India-icon.png]] Indiaball - You kidnapped my pirates! Hey! I only do kipnap because I am a pirate and you are not! Now go back to tech support!
 * [[File:North Korea-icon.png]] North Koreaball - I attacked his cargo vessel, and now he wants to nuke me.
 * [[File:Kenya-icon.png]] Kenyaball supports nasty Ethiopiaball against me.