Mexicoball

"Ya, como chingas pinche Donald Trompetas y tu muro!"

- Mexico

"But what I am most proud of, of those 6 years, is the year of 1968, because it allowed me to serve and save the country, whether you like it or not..."

- Gustavo Diaz Ordaz

Mexicoball, officially the United Mexican TacoTaco Statesball is a countryball with identity conflicts; he lives in North America with USAball and  Canadaball but he does not share their language. The country is divided into 31 states, along with a special territory being his capital Mexico Cityball, giving him a total area of 761,610 square miles (1,964,375 sq km), making him the 13th largest country in the world. As of 2021, he has a population of about 130.2 million inhabitants, the 10th most populous in the world.

Mexico maintains membership in the UNball like almost every other country in the world, and used to be also a major NATO ally, but not anymore. Mexicoball is also member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball.

Mexicoball isn't a poor countryball like Masonic Burgerball mass media shows. It is true that Mexicoball isn’t as developed as the USAball, but Mexicoball would be considered a solid middle-class countryball. His economy has seen a large amount of growth due to his large trades with Chinaball and  USAball, and he is trying to reduce poverty in the country to provide more opportunities to its citizens such as jobs, education, and the installation of universal healthcare. Though he does struggle with problems like crime, drug wars, and water pollution, things are beginning looking up though, and he'll be completely developed soon! He is a relatively weak countryball right now but by 2050 it is estimated that he will be a force to be reckon with.

He can into 2026 World Cup with USAball and  Canadaball. It´s the third time that he hosted the tournament, being the country who most hosted the World Cup. The cities hosting have not yet been determined. He can also into the crater of the dino-killing asteroid (Te callas Ukraine!)

His birthday is on September 16.

History
65 million years ago, Mexico was struck by the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs, the Earth was barely alive and caused mass extinctions.

For thousands of years, the clay of that is now Mexico was home to ancients 3ball and  7ball civilizations like  Mayaball and  Aztec Empireball.

In 1521, Mexico was born as New Spainball, and for the next 300 years, he remained under the custody of  Spainball. But when his mother was defeated by Franceball in Europe, he and his brothers sought to become independent. To do so, they fought their mother, Spainball.

After 11 years of fighting, Mexico became independent in 1821, but didn't really have any idea how to govern itself. The First Mexican Empireball was originally a unitary countryball, but after the fall of the monarchy in 1823, the Provinceballs of the Empire became Federated Stateballs of a Federal Republic. But in 1835 Mexico became a Unitary or Centralist Republic, and because of this political instability set in all over his clay. Mexicoball fought a short war with Franceball over a pastry restaurant, while the federalism caused several states to begin revolting. One of the states that hated the Centralist Republic was... Texasball.

Texasball was populated by Anglo Americans who fought for independence and tried to USAball in 1845. In 1846, Mexicoball returned to be a Federal Republic and tried to take back Texasball but  USAball resisted, triggering a war that ended in  USAball robbing gaining custody of Mexicoball's northern sons, which are now the American states of  Californiaball,  Nevadaball,  Arizonaball,  Utahball,  Coloradoball and  New Mexicoball.

In 1861, Franceball tried to get control of Mexicoball, turning him again in  Second Mexican Empireball, but failed miserably, and gave up in 1868 threatened by USAball just after winning over  Confederateball. Mexicoball returned to be a Federal Republic in 1867.

Starting in 1876, Mexico was ruled by Porfirio Diaz, and there was relative peace until 1910 when the Mexican Revolution caused 10 years of major fighting, and then he had some conflicts with USAball. As a result, Reichtangle invited him to declare war on  USAball in World War I in return for all of his sons, including  Texasball and  New Mexicoball. Mexicoball sensibly declined. In 1917 a new constitution was implemented and starting in 1929, Mexico was ruled by the P.R.I. party for 70 years.

Mexicoball sided with and supported the Allies (though quite modestly) in World War II and even sent some pilots to the Battle of Philippinesball. However, it remained mostly neutral during the Cold War while hosting the 8ball power Olympics in 1968.

Nowadays Mexicoball is now known for being a "taco illegal alien" who has drug violence and corruption problems on his clay. But Mexicoball resolves with his new presidential strategy since 2018.

On May 3 2021, a viaduct on line 12 of his subway collapsed leaving 20 dead.

Friends/Amigos

 * Chile - Good hermano, but I still won't forgive you for those 7 goals, my hermano knows how does earthquakes feel. (Meh! Who cares? Best bro ever! Weyes and weones must live peacefully! Well, you are OUT OF WORLD CUP MUAJAJAJA. hoho badabun passed holasoygerman in subs
 * [[File:Brazil-icon.png]] Brasil - My dear primazo! He loves my novelas and my vintage media a lot, also we are similar each others, Im the Español version of Him, Also i love HUE. He did beat me in the 2018 WC (STOP DIVING NEYMAR), and he likes Now United (a pop music group that isn't very popular in Mexico but I know that we have members in this). Any and Sabina are best friends! LARINAS TOGETHER!🇧🇷🇲🇽
 * [[File:Colombia-icon.png]] Colombia - Good amigo and brothers. Also both have a problem with drug cartels.
 * El Salvador - Great hermano. We have similar cultures, and both solve a problem with caravans.
 * [[File:Belize-icon.png]] Belice - My Anglo neighbor.
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadá - Cousin and good amigo. He is son of my Aunt Franceball. I understand his rivalry with USAball, we likes to make fun of his ignorance. I learned that your immigration website crashed, we need to have a meeting with the gringo.
 * [[File:UK-icon.png]] Reino Unido - El papá de gringo and help him during World War II with little help from gringo. But I had a weird feeling about him. Porque me miras me??? Wait....Dad?
 * [[File:Israel-icon.png]] Israel - Good amigo, many Mexican tourists go to Israel to do religious tourism but please stop bullying el Palestino...
 * [[File:Lebanon-icon.png]] Líbano - I received many immigrants from him, muchas gracias also for tacos al pastor.
 * Etiopía - We both can into spicy food and rich history. African amigo. Me and Grinko among other amigos did not recognize the Italian occupation among his clay! I love your culture and you love mine. Amigo..congrats for staying uncolonized. you're so lucky You do not want to know what  My formally evil imperialist papa did.
 * Serbia - Good amigo. He loves my food and doesn't like gringo like me, also, thanks for god-like manager Bora Milutinovic <3, also he's one of the best friends of Huen, I also don't recognize Kosovo, Kosovo es Serbia.
 * Irlanda - El Batallon de San Patricio :3
 * Corea del Sur - Thank yuo so much for saving mi in the World Cup! 2-0 against Germany? Awesome!
 * ​​​ Rumania - Eastern European uncle. He really likes my food.
 * ​​​ Rusia - You good amigo. He is a bro of Serbiaball. But Crimea is Ukraineball.
 * ​​​ Sahara Occidental - I recognize you and I have your embassy.
 * [[File:Somalia-icon.png]] Somalia - We are both good amigos and trading partners. We both hate American Media portraying us as shitholes. I hope you and your brother go into peace. bot why do you hate my Friend?
 * [[File:Philippines-icon.png]] Filipinas - Southeast Asian hermana. We are both Hispanioballs! I like your food And you like mine too! But why you got adopted by this [[File:USA-icon.png]] one?
 * [[File:Iceland-icon.png]] Islandia - Of all Nordicos, you are the one that I like the most.
 * Equatorial Guineaball - Sister who has a lot of oil.

Neutral

 * [[File:France-icon.png]] Francia - Aunt. Ha! I beat you one time in 1867 But we are okay, now.
 * [[File:Spain-icon.png]] España - Her conquest is the cause of all my troubles. Mi madre with long history together. Yet she say I make her proudest and marks me as her favourite hijo unlike mi other hermanos.
 * Liberia - Mi sobrino, not much else, seriously.
 * [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesia - Amigo from Southeast Asia, he not liking drogas, but we share some common interests. You should try this!
 * Excuse me Im am a Drug Remover but weeds are illegal but Opium was legal due my Colonial Period
 * oh sí Weed are illegal but opium is legal in yuor clay due yuor colonial period ok.
 * [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italia - BANDERA STEALER!!! But tu can into Catholic too and still, El Taco is better than pizza! And I strongly condemned Italian occupation of Ethiopiaball. But we both hate  Swedenball.
 * Perú - He is jealous because Tacos better than his food, el is also jealous porque ONLY MY CAPITAL has more GDP than his entire country, but still good hermano, he helped me in the 2017 Earthquake. We also have a past, Aztec and Inca empire never met, but we were powerful (Aztec>>Inca).
 * China - Mi good trading partner but... STOP COPYING EVERYTHING I DO!!! and stop trying to establish your filthy and poorly ecologicamente shops here besides, I hated you in the past... THANKS TO YOU NOW I GOT INFECTED.
 * Venezuela - I remain fairly neutral about you, I prefer not to meddle in your affairs. But please, stop making el Cuba Comunista!!! but Were both hate Idiota Guyana's.
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] Estados Unidos - SIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY AFTER 4 YEARS, TU FINALLY GOT RID OF TRUMP!!!!!! We are of good amigos and trading partners and all. We fought a war against each other in 1846 once and I lost my land but we're good now. But never forget 1846! My hijo Texasball still hates me for that. He helps me with my drug war. Good thing [[File:Joe Biden-icon.png]] Joe Biden can into president now, so I and you can into improving our relationships! And I hope he can get rid of that estupido wall.
 * Palestina - Yo no recognize him but we both hate Gringo especially  Hijo de Diablo and  Mierda puppet

Enemies/Enemgios

 * Alemania - Never forget World Cup 2018! Estoy is better than tu! Soy also can workings harder than tu!
 * Ucrania - I am the dino killer! Not tu! But Crimea is yours anyway.
 * Suecia - I do not know why but I hate him. Well he did beat me in the Group Stage.
 * Kosovo - Eres un pais falsa! Kosovo es  Serbia!
 * Albania - I only hate you because you made Kosovo independiente!
 * [[File:Argentina-icon.png]] Argentina - Internet trolling rival hermano. Also, HAHA YUO DIDN'T GET TO THE WORLD CUP MU... Wait you did?!
 * [[File:Texas-icon.png]] Texas - I cannot believe you sided with that overweight gringo. TEXMEX?!! Hijo, You are too patriotic and American, I CANNOT TOLERATE THAT!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!??
 * [[File:Guatemala-icon.png]] Guatemala - She is of clay thiff. She is also pretty annoying. Guatemala is currently hostile because Chiapasball and Soconuscoball. I hates that my inept government don't put a wall to you. No te iguales, no me digas "hermano".
 * Honduras - How dare your people force their way into my clay?!? YUO WILL GET LA CHANCLA AND EL CINTO BY ME!!! REMOVE CARAVAN!! (I can't believe this Hijo de puta was right about yuo) And also frijoles are not of pig food!
 * Jamaica - (AKA DRUG PERSON) ¡LACRA! TU BEAT ME IN COPA ORO! How can you into defeat mi en mi own game of futbol?! Yo will get of revenge 2019!
 * ¡NO ERA PENAL! - I have not forgotten yet how Arjen Putorobben stealt our pass to quarters!
 * Uruguay - Another drug user. STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH MY INTERNET TROLLING RIVAL!!!
 * Corea del Norte - Ok so yuo are mad at me just because of your ship being detained? well you aren't going to get it back you Communist cabron! don't you dare nuke me for this! and your leader might have caused that earthquake in my clay? AND WHY TU LOVE THAT PUTA TRUMP?! REMOVE KIM JONG UN FROM THE PREMISES!!!!!!
 * ¿¿¡¡Cuál es su nombre??!! Alemania nazi - This fascist puta is the main reason why I was involved in WW2, he attacked my freaking petroleum ship! Curse tu!!
 * Reino de Italia - LEAVE ABYSSINIA AND GREECE ALONE YOU FASCISTA!!! THEY DON'T WANT ANOTHER ROMAN IMPERIO!!!
 * [[File:Japanese-Empire.gif]] Imperio de Japón - YUO EVIL LITTLE SHIT!! REMOVE YUO!! LEAVE CHINA AND KOREA ALONE!! YOUR SUSHI TASTES SOOO BAD!!! MY TACOS, CHIPS AND SALSA IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN TU!!! 1945 BEST YEAR OF THE WORLD!! COMFORT TO WOMAN YOU PUTA!
 * Dictadura de Francisco Franco - Remove Fascism. I supported Spanish Republicans against you. How can tu become evil, mama? POR QUE??? YUO TRAIDOR!!!
 * IDIOTAS - HOHOHOHOHO, IDIOTA A UN PATO CON TROMPETA, DE TODAS FORMAS PUEDE GANAR YAY QUITARTE LA TROMPETA NO APTO EN LA CASA BLANCA, ¿QUÉ? DEMANDARÁS A BIDEN, NO, NO PUEDES HACER ESO!!! What that means is that... YOU ARE THE WORST PRESIDENT OF ALL TIME!!!
 * Marruecos - SAHARA OCCIDENTAL IS NOT YOURS, YOU PIECE OF MIERDA!!
 * Camerún - He HATES ME FOR I SUPPORTING SAHARA OCCIDENTAL!!!
 * Guayana and surinam - They Both Hates me Because i rekt Those guys in Football.
 * San Vicente y las Granadinas And Dominica - Same As Guayana and Surinam.

States

 * Aguascalientesball
 * Baja Californiaball
 * Baja California Surball
 * Campecheball
 * Chiapasball
 * Chihuahuaball
 * Coahuilaball
 * Colimaball
 * Durangoball
 * Guanajuatoball
 * Guerreroball
 * Hidalgoball
 * Jaliscoball
 * Méxicoball Jr
 * Michoacánball
 * Morelosball
 * Nayaritball
 * Nuevo Leónball
 * Oaxacaball
 * Pueblaball
 * Querétaroball
 * Quintana Rooball
 * San Luis Potosíball
 * Sinaloaball
 * Sonoraball
 * Tabascoball
 * Tamaulipasball
 * Tlaxcalaball
 * Veracruzball
 * Yucatánball
 * Zacatecasball

And 1 extraordinary entity and capital:


 * Mexico Cityball

Trivia

 * The politics of Mexico are dominated by four political parties: Institutional Revolutionary Party (PRI; Catch-all party ... Centrists), National Action Party (PAN; Conservatives), Democratic Revolution Party (PRD; Social Democrats), and the National Regeneration Movement (MORENA; Left-wing nationalists).
 * It has lost more than half of its territory.
 * He is responsible for the Tlatelolco massacre (the Mexican version of Tianannmen)
 * Mexicans use "Azteca" as a nickname for their nationality, due to their ancient pre-Hispanic cultures although the majority of their population has had more than one indigenous roots.
 * He defeated Germanyball in the 2018 World Cup in  Russiaball. Germany was the defending champion.
 * It is perhaps one of the most pleasant countries in the world, having good relations with almost all the countryballs in the world and vice versa, although the same cannot be said in its relationship with its northern neighbor: USAball.
 * It is usually one of the countries that responds the fastest to a natural disaster, thus being one of the most supportive countries in the world in emergency situations.
 * Unlike the United States that outperformed the economy of the  United Kingdom and  Brazil that outperformed the economy of  Portugal, his economy has not surpassed the economy of his father  Spainball except in PPP.
 * Mexico is considered within North America, along with Canada and the  United States.
 * His special abilities are drinking tequila and eating tacos.
 * Texasball and Californiaball, along with other southwestern states of the USA, used to belong to him.
 * In Spanish language, the native name of the country (Mexico) is a masculine noun.
 * He speaks and writes Spanish, usually with rudeness and insults.
 * He likes everything related to tacos.
 * He hates the "Mexican Food" of USAball, like the Taco Bell or the Burritos (Since even though they are Mexican it is very rare that he eats them).
 * He created the Cartoon Network series Villainous'.
 * It is the countryball with the most Concacaf Gold Cups with eight titles.
 * Its name means In the navel of the moon.
 * It's one of the countryballs that always has fans available (if you want your own mass of fans, you know where to go).
 * He participated in the 2012 Olympic Games held by UKball and his grandson  Londonball, where he won his first Olympic gold medal in soccer. Interestingly, the following 2016 Olympic Games were held by the countryball he defeated in the 2012 final,  Brasilball, with his son  Rio de Janeiroball. However, after returning as the defending champion, he could not consolidate again in the final despite drawing with  Germanyball and beating  Fijiball, because on the third date of the group stage he lost to  South Koreaball and was eliminated.
 * Together with Brazilball they have the record of hosting two World Cup finals, in the case in their stadiums. In the case of  Mexicoball, it is the Azteca Stadium, which hosted the final in 1970 ( Brazilball 4-1    Italyball ) and the one in 1986 ( Argentinaball 3-2 Germanyball ).
 * His biggest international defeat was an 8-0 defeat by Englandball in an International Friendly on May 10, 1961.
 * He hates the number 7.
 * Like Argentinaball with The Simpsons,  Mexicoball is a big fan of the children's show SpongeBob, making these series great material for memes in their respective countries.
 * It is the country with the largest Native American population But in their telenovelas everyone is white ... potent racism.
 * The population of Mexico according to the latest census:
 * 21% Indigenous Mexicans ( Native Americans)
 * 25% Mestizo ( Native American+European )
 * 47% White-Mexicans (descendents of Spanish settlers and  European immigrants)
 * 1% Asian-Mexicans (Descendents of Asian immigrants)
 * 0,1% Afro-mexicans (Descendents of African slaves and  African immigrants)
 * He's a cowboy, believe it or not, and he blames Murica for taking away his cowboy tradition.
 * USAball sometimes confuses it with Spainball and  Italyball.
 * Uruguayball rarely call him "Italy with a shield".
 * He is very excited because in 2026, he will once again have a Soccer World Cup with Canada and  Murica.
 * He almost always win on bets related to eating spicy foods.
 * The Mexicoballs Who Are Mothers Use A Deadly Weapon To Punish Their Children Called: La Chancla.
 * In the last few editions of the World Cup he has made a lot of mess.
 * Italy 1990: He was disqualified for lying about the age of at least four players of the U-20 National Team in 1988, and trying to appeal with FIFAball the punishment imposed by CONCACAFball
 * United States 1994: Started its curse of the fourth game (he always is disqualified in the Eighth-finals of the Playoffs)
 * France 1998: He urinated on a monument to a French soldier.
 * Korea-Japan 2002: Pulled the emergency lever of a bullet train for the first time.
 * Germany 2006: he was locked in a bunker from the World War II.
 * South Africa 2010: He disguised a statue of Nelson Mandela as a charro (traditional Mexican horseman)
 * Brazil 2014: A Mexicoball fell from a cruise ship and died.
 * Russia 2018: Had sex and burned the flag of Germanyball.
 * He did all of this while intoxicated.

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