User blog:Holographicanomaly/Comic Idea for North and South Carolina

A comic idea about North and South Carolina during the Civil War. Sorry if someone already had this idea, I just came up with this when thinking about why there's two Carolinas.

Scene 1: South Carolina, Mississippi, Florida, Alabama, Georgia, Lousiana, Texas, Virginia, and Arkansas stand next to CSA, S. Carolina at the front. North Carolina, Tennessee, and the northern states stand next to USA, N. Carolina at the front. Everyone has rifles pointed at the other side.

CSA: F*ck y'all, you damn Yankees!

USA: God damn rednecks, have your stupid secession then!

Scene 2: Scene pans in on USA and their side. USA standing behind N. Carolina and Tennessee.

USA: Come on, shoot those rebels! I paid for Fort Sumpter, and they came in to trash the place!

Scene 3: Scene pans in on only N. and S. Carolina, both look sad/shocked at seeing each other.

Scene 4: S. Carolina wipes off sadness, and walks closer to N. Canada and Mexico stare dumbfounded in the background.

S: Join us, North! We can create a new, better country!

N: South, I can't! I can't betray my own father!

Canada: Looks like America's having some family troubles, eh?

Mexico: Quiero que mi Texas regrese...

Scene 5: S. takes another step. Virginia follows behind.

Virginia: We need you, North Carolina! Would you rather fight against your closest brothers, even your own twin?

S: North, we can't stand for Lincoln and anti-slavery! The old America will burn out, and we will rise from the ashes!

N: Brother, I...

Scene 6:  Scene pans to only N. and S., only a few feet apart.

S: Please, come to our side. We need to stick together...

N: ...

Scene 7: N. turns to USA.

USA: Son, let's give 'em Hell---

N: F*ck the Union.

Scene 8: N. turns back around and walks to S.

USA: What did you just say to me, child?

N: F*ck the Union. I will never abandon my brother.

Scene 9: Tennessee follows N.

USA: What is the meaning of this? I won't hesitate to beat your asses!

Scene 10: N. stands alongside S., and they point their rifles at the northerners.

N: Tarheel Tarheel.

S: Clemson Clemson.

I got cancer from typing this. I need some mental therapy now.