Chileball

"¡Por la razón o la fuerza!"

Chileball, or Chileworm, officially the Republic of Chileball (Spanish: República de Chilebola), is a South American countryball occupying a long, narrow strip of land between the Andes mountains to the east and the Pacific Ocean to the west. His neighbors are:  Peruball to the north, Boliviaball to the northeast, Argentinaball to the east, and the Drake Passage to the far south. The country is divided into 15 regions, including his capital Santiagoball and his territories, including  Easter Islandball, giving him a total area of 291,930.4 square miles, making him the 37th largest country in the world. As of 2016, he maintains a population of about 17.91 million inhabitants.

Being geographically in Western South America already gives Chile the advantage of joining OASball, Pacific Allianceball, and  UNASURball, as well as the  UN like almost every other country. Along having a highly Westernized attitude, as well as a strong economy, Chile has also been able to join OECDball and  NATOball.

Chile is often seen as a very friendly, but dramatic country at the same time. He has the most coups in the world at around 40, and has fought with almost every one of his neighbors, one of them even ending up landlocking a certain country. Despite his past, Chile does try to move forward, reconciling with his brothers and opening up diplomatic relations. So in the end, Chile may have had a difficulty past, but in the end he ends up shaking it off.

His national day is September 18th.

Personality and Features
He likes to work and looks down at Argentinaball calling him "lazy". Chileworm prefers to build small modest houses and monuments while accusing Argentinaball of being a megalomaniac. In fact, Chileworm is obsessed with comparing to Argentinaball, his brother and lifelong-rival.

His favorite food includes humitas, completos, asado, cazuela, pebre, porotos or beans in general, papas chilotas (potatoes), Pisco (there's an origin dispute with Peruball over it), wine, beer, corn pie (pastel de choclo), manjar, mote con huesillo, choripan and a lot of different sandwiches with Chilean bread, like hallulla and marraqueta

He likes to swear a lot and other countryballs think he doesn't speak Spanish properly. This last could be true, because Chileworm has deformed Spanish to its limit, but he has no problems when dealing with other Spanish speaking balls.

Because of his broken and strange Spanish, his laugh is deformed too; his laugh is written like: "jaksjaksjaksjaksjaksjaksjaks".

Because of Chileworm's similarity in flag design with Texasball, USAball often mistakes Chile for Texas.

History
Chileworm is the child of Spainball and one of her lovers (probably a 3ball, but maybe UKball). He was born in 1818 with the assistance of Argentinaball, although he likes to say that he was born in 1810 in order to appear older.

As a child, Chileworm grew up in a tumultuous neighborhood, but his home, though very poor, was a safe place.

Chileworm learned to swim from UKball and to box from Franceball. When it became evident that Franceball was not a good boxer, Chileworm sought apprenticeship under world-class boxer Reichtangle and mastered war thanks to Kingdom of Prussiaball traditions. He learned to fly from USAball later. (Who knew? apparently reichtangle does have a nice side). When he was a child, he had a fight against Peruball and Boliviaball (though some say Boliviaball was actually bullying Peruball and Chileworm just got in the way).

As a teenager, he warred them again and defeated them in the War of the Pacific (or war of guano), when he took many clay from them (including Boliviaball's coast, something he never forgot), from which Chileworm extracted nitrate and guano and currently extracts copper, the base of his economy. Since then, relations with Peruball and Boliviaball are very hostile. It was at this age that he developed a long lasting rivalry with Argentinaball, who (according to Chileworm) took behind his back some clay that Chileworm claimed as his (though he had never used it before) while he was in the war.

In the war, he got support from UKball, while his enemies got support from USAball, so relations with the latter got tense for a while (USAball even almost warred Chileworm in 1891 because he wouldn't apologize about something that happened while they were drunk in a bar).

Chileworm was finally being successful, getting rich thanks to the extraction of nitrate and growing taller and taller, when he got very depressed and made a failed suicide attempt in 1891. He was able to recover quickly, though, and later made a great deal by selling nitrate to European balls (they where really into it between 1914 and 1918). Sadly, he lost most of his fortune during the early 1930s, after USAball's Great Depression.

During World War II, he didn't want to get into the fight. USAball (now a friend) did manage to make him declare war to Empire of Japanball in the end, but Chileworm did nothing.

On May 22, 1960, one 9.5 Earthquake caused him to shake himself around Valpairiso, caused a tsunami. It was considered stronkest earthquake ever recorded in history. The tsunami damaged Japan and Hawaii.

During the early 1970s, Chileworm got very interested in socialism, and became friends with USSRball and Cubaball. By this time, he adopted a dog named Tevito; but after a traumatic experience, he didn't want to hear about them again and became anti-communist (for the pleasure of USAball) and autocratic. Pinochet who was the leader from 1973 to 1990 made Chile prosper and the economy started growing after Chile became a Free Market Capitalist country. He also did some good things such as killing communists. During the Pinochet era, he met a sweet little angel, and he chose to keep him, being named Angelito.

In 1971, Chileworm and Argentinaball asked UKball to be a judge in a dispute over three little islands in the south. When UKball pronounced his judgement giving the islands to Chileworm, Argentinaball (who was having a bad time) got very angry and said it was void. He even tried to beat Chileworm in 1978, but when he was on his way to Chileworm's home, a heavy storm started, so he had to turn around, hoping to beat Chileworm the next morning. Only Vaticanball's timely phone call stopped Argentinaball from this madness. Thanks to Vaticanball's mediation skills, they made peace again, but they didn't forget quickly.

During the Falkland Islandsball war, Chileworm secretly assisted UKball, Argentinaball's enemy. According to Chileworm, he did it because Argentinaball was still violent and unstable, and he was afraid that the fever of a victory could make Argentinaball turn against him again. Currently they are in good terms and consider all this just common brother quarrels, but Argentinaball still brings it up during arguments.

In 1990, Chileworm became democratic again and, using the economic knowledge he learned during his recent authoritarian period, he became the wealthiest countryball in the neighborhood (something Argentinaball can't stand).

As he grew up, he became more peaceful, but he's still used to have stronk military, just in case (who knows when that pesky Boliviaball craves Chileball's clay).

But at February 27, 2010 local times 3:34AM, One 8.8 earthquake shake himself off again, around 500 died, triggered a tsunami, damaged the port in Talcahuano. This was 12th Stronkest earthquake in history.

Friends

 * Australiaball - Given wheat during gold rush.
 * Canadaball - Really nice gal. I make first free trade agreement with her.
 * Chinaball - Trade, profits and manufactures wires from Chile's copper.
 * Colombiaball - My main problems with Colombiaball are drugs and immigrants, but Colombiaball's coffee and hot women compensate it. Also, muchas gracias a todos for coming to my place to watch My Angelito on TV!
 * Easter Islandball : My psychopath son. We had some trouble in 2015 but he still lives with
 * Ecuadorball - Old pal. Like me he also warred with Peruball in the past. We have taken distance since then.
 * Franceball - Tia and rival. Sorry, but my wine is the best of the world! Also thanks for escaping my people for the coup d'état.
 * Germanyball - He taught me to fight and the order of things.
 * Haitiball - He's having difficult times, so I sends peace force and aid, but he send me many illegal immigrants in return, who disgust me . Now his better, so peace force is of comings back.
 * Japanball - I thinks that he is so kawaii. We both have earthquakes and tsunamis. (I remember when I had declared the war, although we never got to a fight, that times those).
 * Magallanesball: My other son, is a southern región who want independence and changes time zone... NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU!, but it gives me sovereignty in the Antarctica, so... is fine, I guess.
 * Mexicoball - Allied against Argentinaball. Although still a little traumatized by that small 0-7 in Santa Clara. He also have earthquakes, he helped me and I helped him with those, ¡Weon and Wey amigos!
 * Palestineball - Many Palestinians live here, and also likes soccer fútbol! I think Israelcube is kinda mean to him.
 * Philippinesball - We have similar history and we have been helping each other in the times of need! We both are earthquake prone countries, so he and I both donate to each other to aid our people. Forgive me if the earthquake back in 1960 affected your land with it's tsunami, I am truly sorry about that. Also lot's of his nannies come to my clay...
 * Russiaball - It's OK I guess.... they send us lots of female models, so it's OK. They also sended big plane called "El Luchín" to help us in wildfires.
 * Spainball - Mama who love me.
 * UKball - Taught me how to swim and helped me to get clay from Peruball and Boliviaball.
 * USAball - Almost forgot about Pinochet We are allies and he loves me. (u hear that Argie???) Although your vice president is telling me and other Latin Americans to break up with that crazy guy, that business relationship for god's sake does not hurt anyone. BUT ONE MORE THING, STOP CALLING ME TEXAS! Tell your kid to change his stupid flag!
 * Valparaísoball - Please stop setting yourself on Fire!
 * Vaticanball - A holy ball. He helped to make peace with Argentinaball.
 * Zambiaball - Fellow copper miner that lives in Africa.
 * Croatiaball-Many his people live in me,especially from Dalmatiaball. He beated  Argentinaball in soccer 3-0, which makes him better friend to me.

Neutral

 * Argentinaball - My best frenemy (1978 never forget). Her former president is of my ancestry, and I just beat her on 2 Copa America finals, u hear that, Argie?! But we almost have good relations.
 * Brazilball HUE HUE HUE Best Friends, but yuo got mi out of mundial, 3-0! Yo mostly blame Argentina por this.
 * Peruball: Hostile ball... I kicked his ass many times!!! Thing were tense, but relations are currently improving and we has lots of trades. Illegal immigrants and legal issues over borders are the only problems with him now... I will tell a curiosity about him: he eats pigeons HAHAHAHA!!!

Enemies

 * Boliviaball: NO SEA ACCESS FOR YUO! And even sued me for that (such a bad loser). I sues him back because he says a river we share is actually a Bolivian "spring". Outside of the court, I just ignore him... so lame. One day I arrested some soldiers who were on our border with wiapons, the weon was angry too, but I returned them, although he was still angry, so, he "returned" arresting some Carabineros, in the end, the aweonao returned them, There was a great tension between our border. But that would not return the sea anyway.
 * Earthquakes: Enough said...
 * [[File:Mapuche-icon.png]] Mapucheball: TERRORISTA QUEMA CAMIONES!
 * Texasball: FLAG STEALER!!! Oh, you want me to use the flag? I'll stop calling you the name! you also were stolen from my bro ( Mexicoball) and you must pagar!
 * Venezuelaball: They're going a bit too far with all this "revolution". OASball and I demands democracy. But not a military intervention, I would not like that. DIRTY COMMINIST
 * Soviet Unionball  YUO DIRTY PUTA!!! YUO TRY TO MAKE ME COMMIE LIKE CUBA!

Family

 * Spainball - Mother
 * UKball - Biological father Step Father
 * Portugalball - Uncle
 * Franceball - Aunt
 * Italyball - Uncle
 * Argentinaball - Brother
 * Boliviaball - Brother
 * Colombiaball - Brother
 * Costa Ricaball - Brother
 * Cubaball - Brother
 * Dominican Republicball - Brother
 * Ecuadorball - Brother
 * El Salvadorball - Brother
 * Equatorial Guineaball - Brother
 * Guatemalaball - Brother
 * Hondurasball - Brother
 * Mexicoball - Brother
 * Nicaraguaball - Brother
 * Panamaball - Brother
 * Paraguayball - Brother
 * Peruball - Brother
 * Puerto Ricoball - Brother
 * Uruguayball - Brother
 * Venezuelaball - Brother
 * USAball - Half Brother
 * Gibraltarball - Half Brother
 * Philippinesball - Adoptive Brother
 * Brazilball- Cousin

Quotes
Chileworm has his own dialect of Spanish and to the other Hispanic countries is quite hard to understand him. He speak too fast and use many slang words, which makes his mom (Spainball) of sad.
 * "Jaksjaksjakjskajskajs"
 * "Weón culiao"
 * "Conchetumare"
 * "La wea Fome"
 * "Cachai"
 * "Po"
 * "Aweonao"
 * "CHI CHI CHI LE LE LE VIVA CHILE !" (sports supporters)
 * "Que lata"
 * "Pasa esa custión"
 * "Ayudame a llegar"

Links

 * Facebook page

Videos


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