User blog comment:AManLivinginTrondheim/Yugoslavia Breakup/@comment-35500271-20180807130934

CHAPTER 3:

Serbiaball: Bosnia and Herzegovina? GREECE? YOU ALREADY DONT RECOGNIZE KOSOVO, DONT YOU?

Greeceball and Bosnia and Herzegovinaball: We changed our minds, evil peasant... NOW DIE!!

Serbiaball: NO NO NOO!!


 * alarm clock sounds*


 * Serbiaball wakes up*

Serbiaball: Ah, it was just a dream. Kosovo IS Serbia! They were all wrong.


 * knock on the door*

Serbiaball: Huh?


 * Serbiaball looks though the peephole*


 * Sees Papal Statesball*

Papal States: Are you the person who wants to be exorcised?

​​​​​​Serbiaball: Yes


 * opens the door*

Papal Statesball: Do you have a bed or a sofa?

Serbiaball: Here.


 * Serbiaball lies on the sofa*

Papal Statesball: So why do you want to be exorcised?


 * silence intensifies*

Papal Statesball: Nevermind...


 * Papal Statesball starts exorcising*

-30 MINUTES LATER-

???: Brotherhood and unity!

Papal Statesball: Did you say that?

Serbiaball: No, who was that?

???: Tito is da best!

Serbiaball: Wait... YUGOSLAVIA??

Yugoslaviaball's Ghost: Yes It's me...

Papal Statesball: That's the demon! Let me capture it!

Serbiaball: NO! STOP EXORCISING!!

Papal Statesball: Why?

Serbiaball: It's my great past.... I want it to stay with me...

Papal Statesball: Ok then!


 * Papal Statesball stops exorcising*

Serbiaball: Leave the house. NOW!


 * Papal Statesball gets scared and runs away from the house*

Serbiaball: Finally. A peaceful time of my life....


 * 5 minutes later*


 * Telephone rings*

Serbiaball: Who is that?


 * opens telephone*


 * NO SOUND*

Serbiaball: Wait, is it what I think it is?


 * telephone ringing from the basement*


 * Serbiaball goes to the basement in shock*

Serbiaball: This is not okay...


 * Serbiaball opens telephone*

???: You're now not in 2018.... You're in April 1941...


 * Serbiaball looks into the mirror in shock*


 * Serbiaball has turned into Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball*

Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball: WHAT THE HELL??

???: ANCHLUSS TIME


 * telephone call finishes*


 * knock on the door*

CHAPTER 4 COMING SOON