Philippinesball

"I am Philippinesball.. Philippines STRONK!"

He is a sovereign archipelagic countryball in Southeast Asia in the western Pacific Ocean. To his north across the Luzon Strait lies Taiwanball. West across the South China Sea West Philippines Sea sits Vietnamball. The Sulu Sea to the southwest lies between the country and the island of Borneo, and to the south the Celebes Sea separates him from other islands of Indonesiaball. He is bounded on the east by the Philippine Sea.

He is categorized broadly into three main geographical divisions: Luzon, Visayas, and Mindanao. With a population of more than 98 million people, Philippinesball is the seventh most populated Asian countryball and the 12th most populated countryball in the world. An additional 12 million Filipinos live overseas.

Philippinesball was born approximately in the year 1521 when Spainball fostered his first colony in the islands that would eventually become this strongk nation.

Later on, Spainball put Philippinesball up for adoption and USAball came in and took the young countryball under his wing before letting him go in 1946. I am also one of the founding members of ASEAN.

Philippines PROUD! Philippines MABUHAY!

Personality
Philippinesball is known for being very polite, friendly and industrious. He is a food lover too - he likes BALUT (boiled duck embryo), adobo, mangoes, sinigang, etc.

Philippinesball is a very good ball to be friends with but he doesn't like his "nationhood" or "national identity" to be insulted by others because he will get very mad. He will declare you as "persona non grata" if you make fun of him.

Worse, he will also send you endless counter-insults until you say sorry to him. The only ball that is allowed to insult him is himself and no others.

PS. BALUT is THE BEST!

Bangsamoroball is of not independent. Must be secretly supported by Dimsum government conspiracy!!!

Like Germanyball, Philippinesball also likings drinking beers. Like Bruneiball, Indonesiaball, Malaysiaball and Vietnamball, Philippines is also bullied by China. But good thing they're in ASEAN. Together, we will takings what is of rightfully ours!

Every once in a while, Phillipinesball buy stuff from Chinaball, even though he hates dimsum. Chinaball hates balut and sometimes adds poison to what Philippinesball buy. See!!! Dimsum such asshole

Sid Meyer, y u no add relevant nations of Philippines and Vietnam to Civ5, but instead add assholebully Dimsum?? I no buy Civ Beyond Earth then!

Territories


Philippinesball owns:


 * Luzon
 * Visayas
 * Mindanao
 * Benham Rise
 * Sabah... SOON!
 * Spratly Islands... SOON!

'''Philippines STONK! '''

'''We will take what is OURS! Soon..'''

'''REMOVE DIMSUM! (CHINA)'''

REMOVE "MADE FROM CHINA" THINGS!

Relationship with Bangsamoroball
Friends with Kebab Bangsamoroball but no givings him independence

Philippinesball will instead givings Autonomy. We are Juan!

Together we will takings Sabah and Spratly Islands.

Geography
The Philippinesball is an archipelago comprising 7,107 islands with a total land area of 300,000 km2. The 11 largest islands contain 94% of the total land area.

The largest anong his islands is Luzon at about 105,000 km2. The next largest island is Mindanao at about 95,000 km2.

The Philippinesball archipelago is around 800 km from the Asian mainland and is located between Taiwan and Borneo. He is located in the Pacific Typhoon Belt and the Pacific Ring of Fire hence it is prone to earthquakes and typhoons.

Even though Philippinesball clearly owns Sabah, Spratly Islands and the South China Sea, other neighbor balls try to steal them.

History
This is the Philippinesball Short History from Philippinesball Facebook Page

Quotes

 * "I ate so much Chinese food last night that I farted out smog."
 * "Just seen the advert of the Chinese on the Spratlys. Not the first time I've seen a Chinese swimming in the Spratlys."
 * "What's the difference between a terrorist and a Chinese? A terrorist has sympathizers."
 * "The Chinese may have the Paracel Islands, but we have a democracy."
 * "What is worse than devil worship? Chinese nationalism."
 * "What is the oldest civilization of Asia? Definitely not the Chinese."
 * "I was planning on completing all the achievements of Civilization V, until I saw 'A Woman's Work' and 'Sun Tzu's Art of War'."

Links

 * Facebook page