User blog:WestKoreaBestKorea/How to play the violin

Hej

Today I shall teach you all how to play the violin  even though I'm fucking horrible at it !

Materials Needed

1 Violin

1 Shoulder rest

1 Bow Rosin

1 Cleaning cloth

10 Violin bows

Some musicc

Step one

Take the violin, bow, and shoulder rest out of the case carefully.

Step two

Tighten the bow 5-10 turns. There should be a screw thing on one end. Don't turn it too much or you might break the bow.

Step three

Put the shoulder rest on the violin. I'm assuming you know how to.

Step four

Rosin the bow until basically the hair is covered in powder

Step five

Get your music out, and open it so you can "play" it

Step six

Look at the music

Step seven

Attempt to comprehend the strange symbols scrawled all over your music

Step eight

Panic

Step nine

Finally place the bow on the strings, and begin the production of the highest quality earrape in existance

Step ten

Cry over how bad you are at playing the violin