Greeceball

"Hence we will not say that the Greeks fought like Heroes but that Heroes fight like Greeks"

- Winston Churchill



"ΕΛΕΥΘΕΡΙΑ Η ΘΆΝΑΤΟΣ (Freedom or Death)"

- Greek Motto

Greeceball (Also known as Hellasball) is a countryball located in South-Eastern Europe and can be in European Union and  NATO. The economical crisis recently is giving Greeceball a hard time though because stupid politicians.

Personality
He always misses his days of glory as the beating heart of Civilization and invented everything modern world from philosophy to democracy to science. Yet he also loves his friends and his allies.

Greeceball will always protect his friends and religion from evil(!), Nazi and his beautiful islands from the kebab. Greeceball is also very hospitable and can cook good eatings.

History
In ancient times, Greeceball was a heaven for philosophers, mathematicians, and other amazing accomplishments like the sculpting and architecture. He also invented the Olympics, democracy, and the Greek language. Famous Spartaball came from Greeceball too and kick many  Persian ass. Greece was eventually conquered by SPQRball, never to return to its former glory.

We then became Byzantineball and ruled happily until  Ottomanball took over and destroyed my Empire in 1453. But after 500 years of kebab rule we organised a revolution to take out Kebab and become Greeceball again! We still do not like that filthy kebab.

In 1940, Italyball decided to try and steal some of Grececeball's clay. This resulted in the Greco-Italian War in which Greece kicked Italyball's meatballs so hard that  Nazi Germanyball had to intervene. Despite fighting hard, Greeceball and its western allies, leading to the joint occupation of Greece between Nazi Germanyball,  Bulgariaball and  Italyball. Greeceball was freed in 1944 when the allies removed the axis powers from its clay. Then there was a civil war of commies vs CAPITALISTS, commies lose.

Afterward in 1974, the KEBAB TAKE THE 30% OF CYPRUS FROM ME!!! that was so unfair since Cyprus is of GREECE not KEBAB. But I can say that it was the weak Greek Cypriot army that lose by the Kebab in all the battles, my army take place only in 5 battles who i win easily! and thanks to those battles, i save the rest 60% of my brother!

Greeceball later joined the UNball and  EUball and payed off most of his debts. Greece also is a part of the alliance in NATOball.

Friends

 * [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball - Best friend! Remove Kebab! We are both Orthodox Christian! And both hate Turkeyball. But I'm the stronger remover!
 * [[File:Armenia-icon.png]] Armeniaball - Second best friend! Don't worry we will get our revenge on Turkeyball!
 * [[File:Romania-icon.png]] Romaniaball - Orthodox brothers stronk! Remove Nazi! I like Mamaliga. Our ancestors were friends too!
 * [[File:Cyprus-icon.png]] Cyprusball - Sibling
 * [[File:Byzantine-icon.png]] Byzantineball - (Italian or Greek?) Father
 * [[File:SPQR-icon.png]] SPQRball - Grandparent
 * [[File:Ancient Greece-icon.png]] Ancient Greeceball - Great Grandparent!
 * [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball - Both have Rich history! Great civilization brothers. Lets take monies from Germanyball!
 * [[File:Egypt-icon.png]] Egyptball - Both have rich history and they are Coptic Bro! BUT ALEXANDRIA IS MINE!!!
 * [[File:Bulgaria-icon.png]] Bulgariaball - We are both kebab removers and Orthodox Christian. But my yogurt is better. Friendly rival. Fear Basil
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball - Both remove kebab especially Turkey! And we are both Orthodox! Allies 4ever! Wait, maybe I should leave NATOball & EUball. Can into more monies with Russia.
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - Only clay that has more debt than me. Pretty cool guy
 * [[File:Israel-icon.png]] Israelcube - Liked the way he removed those Turkish Kebabs in 2010, also gibs me gas and weapons. Though I wish he would give the Palestineans more rights (some Palestinians are Orthodox Christians), also recognise Armenian Genocide plox
 * Japanball - I love Kawaii! He hate kebab too.
 * [[File:Turkey-icon.png]] Turkeyball (Sometimes) - We enjoy each other's cultures and food.
 * Iraqball - Good friend that likes me. Both have rich history. You are good unlike Turk kebab

Enemies

 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball - ΔΕΝ ΠΛΗΡΩΝΟΥΜΕ ΧΡΕΩΣΗ!!!! GREECE IS STRONK!!!!!! and Gib me monies pl0x you give money and I will not pay debts
 * [[File:Turkey-icon.png]] Turkeyball (Mostly) - Look, stop crying about your long lost Ottoman Empire because you are never going to get it back. Constantinople and Smyrna are territories I intend on taking back!!! Also don't try to touch my islands!!!
 * [[File:Macedonia-icon.png]] Monkeydonia- You are not Macedonia. You are Bulgaria's clay who stole some of my culture and my northern regions name. ALEXANDER THE GREAT WAS GREEK AND YOU ARE MINE, BULGARIA'S AND SERBIA'S CLAY!!!! But he's now accepting the name change
 * Turkmenistanball- Cause of his ancestor. He tried to crushed my  great Byzantine.
 * [[File:Albania-icon.png]] Albaniaball - North Eprius is mine yuo filthy little Kebab.
 * [[File:Northern Cyprus-icon.png]] Northern Cyprusball - Fake ηλίθια Cyprus! You are a synth! You are just a puppet of Kebab!
 * [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISISball - You have entered a fight you will not win. FEAR THE CROSS!! FEAR ORTHODOXY!
 * North Koreaball - Don't try to nuke us you Fat Kim Jong Un
 * [[File:Azerbaijan-icon.png]] Azerbaijanball - Turkey's puppet

Family

 * [[File:Ancient Greece-icon.png]] Ancient Greeceball - Great Grandfather
 * SPQRball - Grandfather
 * Byzantineball - Father
 * Western Roman Empireball - Uncle
 * [[File:Cyprus-icon.png]] Cyprusball - Brother
 * [[File:Akrotiri and Dhekelia-icon.png]] Akrotiriball - Nephew
 * Franceball - Cousin
 * Germanyball - Cousin-in-law
 * Andorraball - Nephew
 * Belgiumball - Nephew
 * EUball - Nephew
 * Luxembourgball - Nephew
 * Monacoball - Nephew
 * Italyball - Cousin
 * Portugalball - Cousin
 * Romaniaball - Cousin
 * San Marinoball - Cousin
 * Spainball - Cousin
 * Vatican Cityball - Cousin
 * Mount Athosball - Son

Famous Greeks

 * Aristotle
 * Socrates
 * Homer
 * Leonidas I
 * Pythagoras

Quotes

 * "Aera! (Αέρα!)"
 * "Opa (Όπα)!"
 * "Remove kebab! (Αφαιρέστε το κεμπάπ!)"
 * "Germany, yuo of so Nazi (Γερμανία είσαι τόσο Ναζί)!!!"
 * "NOT MACEDONIA IT'S SKOPJE."
 * "oxi (Όχι)"
 * "Η Ελλάδα ποτέ δεν πεθαίνει"
 * ΕΛΕΥΘΕΡΊΑ Η ΘΆΝΑΤΟΣ ( Freedom or Death)

Links

 * Facebook page

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