Chinaball

"Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun."

- Mao Zedong

Chinaball, officially known as the People's Republic of Chinaball (中国球 / 中华人民共和国球), prefers calling himself Zhongguoqiu), or PRCball is a unitary sovereign state in East Asia.

Chinaball is the 3rd largest empire country in the world with 9,596,961 square kilometers. He is the most populous countryball in the world with a population of 1.394 billion (2019).

Chinaball has the second largest economy in the world after USAball. He is a member of BRICS,  SCO, G20, and one of the five countryballs in the  United Nations Security Council (UNSC). He is generally considered a great power. Due to continuous economic and military growth he could be a superpower in the future.

He has a very long border with many other countries in Asia. These are Mongoliaball and  Russiaball to the North,  Bhutanball,  Indiaball,  Laosball,  Myanmarball,  NepalRawr, and  Vietnamball to the South,  North Koreaball to the East, and  Afghanistanball,  Kazakhbrick,  Kyrgyzstanball,  Pakistanball to the West (the most neighbors out of every other country). The country is divided into 33 divisions, 22 being provinces (Not including Taiwanball), 5 being autonomous regions like  Tibetball and  Uyghurball, 4 being municipalities such as  Shanghaiball, and 2 being special administrative regions,  Hong Kongball and  Macauball.

The National Day of the People's Republic of China is on October 1st. It celebrates the forming of the Central People's Government. It takes place in Tiananmen Square, in the center of the capital Beijingball.

History
Chinaball's history is characterized by cycles of rising dynasties or regimes with increased integration. Then a period of decline which leads to disintegration and fragmentation. Certain dynasties were isolationist and tried to keep foreign influences out of Chinaball.

Ancient Chinaball
China was born as a 1ball. He was among the first civilizations to exist on earth. The first civilization was the Yellow River Civilizationball. However, the country was always jeopardized by flood and balls began to unite. Larger tribes anschlussed smaller ones and a simple tribute system was set up.

There were numerous independent smaller kingdoms, many of these were eventually conquered and assimilated with their overlords. This process is known as "Chinafication", by making their culture and people (forcefully) assimilate into the larger kingdom or empire.

Shang Dynasty (1600-1050 BC)
From the 16th century to 210 BC there were three leading tribes,  Xiaball (not confirmed),  Shangball and  Zhouball. There's not much archaeological evidence of the   Xia dynasty. Some experts consider Xia to be mythical.

The  Shang Dynasty lasted during 1600-1050 BC. They invented and propagated Chinese characters. During that time, the tribute system enlarged with carrots and sticks, and the economical center, so-called "central plain", was consolidated into Chinaball's clay.

Zhou Dynasty (1050-256 BC)
The  Zhou Dynasty followed and lasted during 1050-256 BC. The king separated his clay to his siblings and these clays eventually became warring states that all wanted to conquer China.

Imperial Chinaball
There were dozens of different Chinese dynasties that rose and fell in the geographic region that's now called China. The ethnic group called Han is the largest and ruled Chinaball for most of its history. However, there were several ethnic groups who ruled over the  Han. Such as Yuanball were ethnically  Mongols controlled Chinaball from 1279 till 1368 AD. The  Qingball  were ethnically  Manchus. They ruled from 1644 till 1911 AD.

Warring States (475-221 BC)
The Warring States period was during 475-221 BC.

Qin dynasty (221-206 BCE)
The Qinball beat all the other warring states and unified China with the Qin dynasty which existed during 221-206 BCE. During the process, Chinaball's productivity and academy began to blossom and it invented confucianism and Taoism. In 221BC, Qinball anschlussed every existing warring states and continued to anschluss clay from Baiyueball and  Xiongnuball. The Baiyueball were various non-ethnic Chinese people who inhabited the coast of Eastern China. To keep Chinaball safe from Mongols, he built the Great Wall. Qinball also managed to anschluss the coastal areas of Vietnamball, but not completely the southern part. Then there were more civil wars and different dynasties.

Han Dynasty (206 BC–220 AD)
The  Han Dynasty existed during 206 BC – 220 AD.

Six Dynasties (220–589 AD)
The Six Dynasties period was during 220–589 AD. The Three Kingdoms: Wei, Wu and Shu existed during 220–265 AD. It was a tripartite divison of Chinaball. The Three Kingdoms has been romanticized in literature. So not all historical information is accurate.

Western Jin Dynasty (265–317 AD)
The Western    Jin Dynasty  existed during 265–317 AD.

Sui Dynasty (581–618 AD)
The  Sui Dynasty  existed during 581–618 AD.

Tang Dynasty (618–906 AD)
The  Tangball existed from 618–906 AD.

Five Dynasties (907–960 AD)
The Five Dynasties period was during 907–960 AD.

Liao Dynasty (907–1125 AD)
The   Liao Dynasty existed during 907–1125 AD.

Song Dynasty (960–1279 AD)
Song Dynasty existed from 960–1279 AD.

Yuan Dynasty (1279–1368 AD)
There were many different ethnic groups in Chinaball. The "Han" is the largest ethnic group. The Han mainly ruled Chinaball until  Yuanball defeated  Songball in 1279 and established the Yuan Dynasty. It existed during 1279–1368 AD. The Yuan rulers were ethnically  Mongolball from the  Mongol Empire. They anschlussed so much clay that they collapsed.

Ming Dynasty (1368–1644 AD)
The Ming Dynasty was established in 1368–1644. He was stronk and made the ships that destroyed the filthy Portugalball navy. The Ming dynasty was the last imperial dynasty of China ruled by ethnic Han Chinese.

Qing Dynasty (1644–1911 AD)
The Qing Dynasty existed from Qing Dynasty 1644–1911. In 1644 those Qingball conquered China. The Qing Dynasty rulers were ethnically  Manchus which is a different ethnic group than the Han. This was the last Chinese dynasty.

Carving Up China (1841-1941 AD)


By 1841 the Great European Imperial Powers had already conquered 80%+ of the entire world with colonies in North-America, South-America, Africa, Middle-East and South and Southeast Asia. They turned their eyes to China which was not yet fully colonized by the western powers. The Empire of Japanball was the only non-European colonial power that was industrialized and powerful enough to compete with the Western Imperialists. It had already expanded in Asia like the western powers. Between 1841 and 1941   UKball, Russian Empireball,  Franceball,  Empire of Japanball and  German Empireball made plans to carve up and divide  Qingball China amongst themselves. At the time, Qingball was poor and underdeveloped so he couldn't stop them.

During 19th century, UKball was colonizing America and South Asia (mostly  Indiaball ). He wanted more Asian colonies as well as tea, so he sold opium to China. Qingball tried to end the trades, but started the Opium Wars, which ended with British victory and taking  British Hong Kongball. Portugalball fought Qingball and conquered  Macauball from  Qingball. Other imperial powers did the same too and occupied a different part of Qingball's coastal clay. Then, there was the Taiping rebellion, which was one of the deadliest conflicts in history. Then in 1894-1895 AD, the Japanese Empireball defeated   Qingball Empire in the First Sino-Japanese War. This changed the balance of power in Asia. The Japanese Empireball invaded Chinaball and acquired part of its clay including the vassal states of  Korean Empireball and ​​​​​ Taiwanball.

Qingball realized that he was no longer a great empire, due to a weakness of its rulers. He collapsed, and ​​​​​​  Nationalist China took control. The Chinese had ended its imperial rule and dynasties.

Civil War and World War II
On 1 January 1912, Republic of Chinaball was born, and the Kuomintang (the KMT or Nationalist Party) was proclaimed provisional president. However, the presidency was later given, a former Qingball  general who in 1915 proclaimed himself Emperor of China. In the face of popular condemnation and opposition from his own Beiyang Army, he was forced to abdicate and re-establish the republic. In 1916, China was politically fragmented. Its Beijingball-based government was internationally recognized but virtually powerless; regional warlords controlled most of its territory. In the late 1920s, the Kuomintang was able to reunify the country under its own control with a series of deft military and political maneuverings, known collectively as the Northern Expedition. The Kuomintang moved the nation's capital to Nanjingball and implemented "political tutelage", an intermediate stage of political development for transforming China into a modern democratic state. The political division in China made it difficult for Republic of Chinaball to battle the Communist People's Liberation Army (PLA) against whom the Kuomintang had been warring since 1927 in the Chinese Civil War. This war continued successfully for the Kuomintang, especially after the PLA retreated in the Long March, until Empire of Japanball aggression and the 1936 Xi'an Incident forced  Republic of Chinaball to confront Empire of Japanball.

Nationalist China was the first republic, only to fear with Communist Chinaball inspired by the beliefs of Soviet Unionball. The Chinese Civil War was started between the Communists and the  Nationalists. Then the Japanese Empire became allies with Nazi Germanyball and invaded China in the name of their God-Emperor. They massacred Nankingball. So the Nationalists and the Communists carried for remove after being raped Japanese Empireball from China, before it split into a bunch of Warlord cliques.

The Second Sino-Japanese War (1937–1945), a theater of World War II, forced an uneasy alliance between the Kuomintang and the PLA. Empire of Japanball forces committed numerous war atrocities against the civilian population; in all, as many as 20 million Chinese civilians died. An estimated 300,000 Chinese were massacred in the city of Nanjingball alone during the Empire of Japanball occupation. During the war, China, along with UKball, USAball and  Soviet Unionball, were referred to as "trusteeship of the powerful" and were recognized as the Allied "Big Four" in the Declaration by UNball. Along with the other three great powers, China was one of the four major Allies of World War II, and was later considered one of the primary victors in the war. After the surrender of Empire of Japanball in 1945,  Taiwanball was returned to Chinese control. Chinaball won the war mainly due to the efforts of  USAball. Chinaball was war-ravaged and financially drained.

Communism and Expansion
The continued distrust between the Kuomintang and the Communists led to the resumption of civil war. The Communist Party received support from Soviet Unionball, but initially the Communists still struggled. Constitutional rule was established in 1947, but because of the ongoing unrest, many provisions of her constitution were never implemented in  mainland Chinaball. In 1949, the communists gained complete control over  mainland Chinaball. The nationalists fled to  Taiwanball and established a seperate government.

Chinaball wanted more "Lebensraum" (living space) and set out on a conquest of neighboring countries of   East Turkestan and Tibetball. The excuse was that it was Chinese clay "since ancient times". They didn't care that they were independent countries. Xinjiangball (East Turkestan) was annexed in 1949 by the Communist Party. This was done without the approval of Uyghurball. In 1950, the People's Liberation Army succeeded in capturing  Hainanball from  Republic of Chinaball and incorporating Tibetball. Major combat in the Chinese Civil War ended in 1949 with the Communist Party in control of most of mainland Chinaball, and the  Kuomintang retreating offshore, taking all of China's money and reducing  Republic of Chinaball's territory to only  Taiwanball and it's surrounding islands. On 21 September 1949, her Communist Party proclaimed the establishment of the  People's Republic of China. This was followed by a mass celebration in Tiananmen Square on 1 October which became the new country's first National Day. However, remaining  Kuomintang forces continued to wage an insurgency in western China throughout the 1950s. In modern US history studies, the founding of PRC China is often termed as "the loss of China" as reflected in US state policy documents of the time, which thinkers such as Noam Chomsky call the beginning of McCarthyism.

One of the most famous  Chinaball leaders is Mao Zedong. He was the Chairman of the Communist Party of Chinaball from 1943 till 1976. He would sanction the Cultural Revolution in 1966. An estimated 27 million people died in prisons and labor camps during Mao's rule.



The regime consolidated its popularity among the peasants through land reform, which saw between 1 and 2 million landlords executed. Under its leadership, she developed an independent industrial system and her own nuclear weapons. Her population almost doubled from around 550 million to over 900 million. However, the Leap Forward, a large-scale economic and social reform project, resulted in an estimated 45 million deaths between 1958 and 1961, mostly from starvation. In October 1962 there Chinaball invaded  Indiaball (Sino-Indian war) about   Kashmir. Chinaball conquered territory called  Aksai Chin which Indiaball says is part of  Jammu and Kashmirball.

In 1966, Mao Zedong launched the Cultural Revolution, sparking a decade of political recrimination and social upheaval which lasted until 1976. In October 1971, the PRC replaced Taiwanball in UNball, and took its seat as a permanent member of the Security Council. In February 1979  Chinaball invaded  Vietnamball Sino-Vietnamese War to teach Vietnamball a lesson for invading  Democratic Kampucheaball, who's regime  Chinaball supported. However, Chinaball withdrew after a couple of weeks.

In 1977, The Gang of Four was quickly arrested and held responsible for the excesses of the Cultural Revolution. In 1978 she instituted significant economic reforms. The Communist Party loosened governmental control over citizens' personal lives, and the communes were gradually disbanded in favor of working contracted to households. This marked China's transition from a planned economy to a mixed economy with an increasingly open-market environment. China adopted its current constitution on 4 December 1982. In 1989, the violent suppression of student protests in Tiananmen Square brought sanctions against the Chinese government from various countries and lagged off China's ambition to gain science and technology. Blame those naive students!

The political status and future of Taiwanball remain uncertain. Chinaball is still threatening Taiwanball with forced annexation. However, Taiwanball does not want to be ruled by the one-party communists in  Beijingball. Steps have been taken to improving relations between the Communist Party and several of Taiwanball's parties that hold a less antagonistic view towards China, notably former rival Kuomintang.

Economic Rise
In December 1978, economic reform Chinaball's economic reforms started led by Deng Xiaoping. The Communist Party of China (CPC) opened the formerly closed communist market to foreign investment. This enabled its citizens to do more business with the world. The developed countries mainly  USAball, West European countries in   EUball and   Japanball invested trillions of dollars to build factories, infrastructure in  Chinaball. Tens of millions of manufacturing jobs were exported to  Chinaball. This is because the wages were much lower in  Chinaball so companies could save more money by manufacturing in Chinaball. Consequently much manufacturing and industry was forced to close in western and other developed countries. These huge financial investments caused rapid economic growth in Chinaball.

Since the 1980s  Chinaball used unfair trade practices, industrial espionage and low wage labor to compete with other countries. International patents are often ignored to make cheap knockoff products.

The Communist Party has a scheme that if a foreign company wants to do business in  Chinaball it must create a subsidiary to co-host or co-manufacture it in  Chinaball. This means Chinaball could cop western technology, because it's being made or hosted in China. Then Chinaball could make cheaper imitation products and export it back to wealthier developed countryballs. Chinaball has weak intellectual property protection laws. The big Chinese corporation are partially funded and owned by the Communist Party.

In 2011  Chinaball became the second largest economy in the world. More than 850 million people were lifted out of extreme poverty. China's poverty rate fell from 88 percent in 1981 to 0.7 percent in 2015. By 2022 an estimated 550 million people will be middle-class in the urban areas. However, there persists a drastic contrast between the poor, inland rural regions and the more prosperous coastal mega-cities such as  Shanghaiball.

While  Chinaball has become more developed, many rich Chinese emigrated to democratic Western countries. This is for various reasons, such as increased luxury and greater freedom they cannot have in Chinaball.

Neo Imperialism
The  CPC gave Chinese corporations billions of dollars in loans to buyout and take over established western companies. The purpose is to acquire their technology so that it can be used domestically and to gain influence in those countryballs. Chinese corporations coordinate with the CPC on such schemes. The  CPC controls domestic companies, because they need the CPC's approval to stay in business.

The  CPC gave billions of dollars in bribes  loans to poor countries in Africa, Asia and Latin America. These loans are so huge that they're difficult to repay if the project fails. Many poor countries couldn't repay the loans had to give precious assets like airports, seaports, military bases or other concessions to  Chinaball. Then Chinaball would send in their corporations to exploit those countries.

In 2015, Chinaball cerebrated the 70th anniversary of the end of World War II by showing his pursuit to peace and truth. He has also won the bid for 2022 Winter Olympics and the 2015 Asia FIBA, which he also become the champion of it. He is also constructing the Xisha and Nansha islands in the South China sea and promised not to millitarise them he wants to use them as supply stations for fishermen. By 2019 China built military bases for "peace" on man-made islands. Chinaball claims all of South China Sea and upsets Vietnamball,  Philippinesball,  Indonesiaball,  Malaysiaball and  Bruneiball.

Perfecting Dictatorship
In 2003 Chinaball implemented the Great Firewall of China. This is a mass-surveilance and censorship of most online activities of Chinese citizens. The Great Firewall has three purposes: Social Control, control Sensitive Content and Economic Protectionism. Any person who violates the rules of the CPC online can be tracked down and punished. Sometimes they're put in labour camps for an indefinite time.

In 2019 there were big protests in Hong Kongball against an extradition bill that would undermine the democracy of Hong Kongers. Because they could be trialed in the infamous kangaroo courts of mainland China. Such as prosecution of people who don't obey the Chinese Communist Party. There were millions of protesters on the streets. The CPC puppet Chief Executive of  Hong Kong Carrie Lam got cold feet and canceled the bill. Chinaball is angry that Hong Kongball is resisting the dismantling of democracy and autonomy. It says this is an "internal affair" and others cannot discuss it. USAball and democratic countries of  EUball didn't help Hong Kongball. They cared more about money and business with  Chinaball than human rights.

In Xinjiangball (East Turkestan) there are glorious "camps" for the muslim  Uyghurs people to teach them to serve and love Chinaball. Such camps have also been in Tibetball for decades since it was annexed by Chinaball.

The  Communist Party of China (CPC) wants to keep tight control over all its people. Chinaball will be implementing a system of "sesame credit", which encourages CPC approved behavior to change his unmannered image which originated from some ignorant tourists.

In 2020, it will introduce a Social Credit System. This will track and rate people's behaviour through their entire lives. It will also check how obedient people are to the  Communist Party. People who have a low Social Credit score are sent to re-education concentration labour camps called Laogai  for an indefinate amount of time. These Laogai are hidden in   Chinaball. These are an estimated 1 miillion  Uyghurs in Laogai and 500,000 to 2 million in 2008. During Mao Zedong 's rule an estimated 27 million people died in prison and labour camps.

The CPC appears to have strong control over  Chinaball, but it's uncertain for how much longer.

Population
The population of  Chinaball is 1.394 billion people in 2019. It is the most populous country in the world ( Indiaball is second). It has a low birthrate which will shrink the population.

Until October 2015 Chinese citizens could only have 1 child per family. In 2017, there can be a maximum of 2 children per family. Due to this and the 1996 law that requires couples to have health insurance to enroll their children, there is a fear that the elderly population will overtake the young.

Military
The People's Liberation Army is the world's largest national military force with the second largest military budget. Chinaball has used its increasing economic power to modernize and expand its military. It has purchased modern military equipment and it builds imitation hardware based on espionage of adversaries. In 2018 it has an army of approximately 2 million active soldiers and 510 thousand reserves. Chinaball plans to have 4 large aircraft carriers by 2030.

Personality


Chinaball is business oriented and materialistic. It considers itself the center of the world as the Middle Kingdom. In public he often talks loudly. He can be polite, but also a bully if other people or countries don't follow his orders. He is quite group oriented and likes to live with other Chinaballs in their own communities. He can be individualistic by putting himself and family before anything else. He has a strong affiliation with its own culture.

Chinaball likes to criticize smaller countries and meddle in their internal affairs. However, when other countries criticize Chinaball then he tells them that these are "internal matters". He uses economic and military strength to bully persuade small countries into submission so they become subservient to Chinaball.

Minorities aren't liked much by Chinaball. If they speak another language or dialect then it wants them all to speak Mandarin Chinese. Independent minded minorities are sent to labour re-education camps to change them into obedient servants citizens of the Communist Party.

What Chinaball says is often different from his actions. When he is accused of doing something (such as espionage or building military bases) he will deny it and continue doing it anyway. He is known to claim any land or item as originating or belonging to Chinaball. Then he says "this is Chinese since ancient times".

Due to historic events, Chinaball has mixed feelings of superiority and inferiority. During certain periods he was very strong with many tributary or vassal states in Asia. However, he also disintegrated multiple times. He was conquered and ruled by multiple foreigner powers in history. Such as the Yuan Dynasty had ethnically  Mongol rulers from 1279 till 1368 AD. The  Qing Dynasty had ethnically  Manchu rulers from 1644 till 1911 AD. In the 18th till early 20th century he was de facto overruled by the imperial powers  UKball,  Russian Empireball,  Franceball,  Empire of Japanball and  German Empireball. Chinaball's urban areas are developed, but much of the rural areas are still poor.

Chinaball wants to change the world order so that smaller countries become tributary or vassal states of China. By claiming the whole South China Sea it can control all the vital shipping lanes and goods in the region. This gives it power over all the smaller countries that depend on sea trade.

Chinaball prefers its own cuisine with diverse meals. Many people in Chinaball eat almost anything that is edible. Such as frogs, snails and insects. Some still eat dogs and cats (an estimated 10 million dogs and 4 million cats pr year).

Relationships
China claims to preserve diplomatic independence and neutrality, and therefore doesn't align itself with any other powers. Still, he constantly takes sides and has better relationship with some countries (ex. his current buddies Russiaball and  Pakistanball) than with others, with accumulating global influences. He can also be considered head of the "EAST" countries (AKA, and Anti USA states.) He tries to make friends with Southeast Asian countries, because basically the former bully  Sovietball died of liver cancer in 1991. By 2019, China's efforts to conquer the South China Sea causes tensions with the small Vietnamball, Philippinesball, Malaysiaball, Indonesiaball and Bruneiball.

朋友 (Friends)

 * [[File:Afghan-icon.png]] Afghanistanball - We sold weapons to them along with USAball during the Soviet-Afghan war to fight that treachelous Soviet threat. However, I may  want to reconsider...
 * [[File:African Union-icon.png]] African Unionball - Place for good investment! Also buys my weapons.
 * [[File:Bangladesh-icon.png]] Bangladeshball - Another ally against curry. He loves our submarines!
 * [[File:Brazil-icon.png]] Brazilball - Fellow BRICS member and one of my best trade partners, although I hate Hue.
 * [[File:Brunei-icon.png]] Bruneiball - One of your kebab friends who gib us oil. Their sultan was buried in our glorious clay.
 * [[File:Burundi-icon.png]] Burundiball - [[File:USA-icon.png]] Burger and [[File:EU-icon.png]] EUball dumped him, I have now been helping him out a lot
 * [[File:Cambodia-icon.png]] Cambodiaball - We helped them fight against Phở!
 * [[File:Cuba-icon.png]] Cubaball - Socialist comrade in the Carribean why yuo not of free market?
 * [[File:Egypt-icon.png]] Egyptball - Buys my weapons and hates tea for stealing his treasures.
 * Gambiaball - Withdrew recognition of Taiwanball.
 * [[File:Fiji-icon.png]] Fijiball - little trading partner in the pacific, plus he is my best pacific island friend.
 * [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesiaball - They're fond of our products. 谢谢
 * [[File:Iran-icon.png]] Iranball - Trading partners. I give him Weapons but he hates everyone in UNball's council including USAball except me XIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXI . Thank you for supporting Huawei, but why did you humiliate me with a 3:0?
 * : Kebabs- Third world comlade! Also gib oil.
 * [[File:Laos-icon.png]] Laosball- Communist ally! Little friend in Southeast Asia.
 * Macauball - Although he is a SAR like Hong Kong, I like him much more than his rebellious brother, who can't shut up about freedom and democracy. He is such a good child, also I like to squander my huge money in his casinos. It's very great to kill time xixixixixixi.
 * [[File:Malaysia-icon.png]] Malaysiaball - Our ancestors had been friends since the biggining of time. Loves made in China. Best kebab friend and ally against adobo plox. (Nansha Islands is mine! gib back!)
 * [[File:Mauritius-icon.png]] Mauritiusball - Both him and I hate Tea for taking our clay!
 * [[File:Myanmar-icon.png]] Myanmarball- enjoy good military relations, but remove immigrants. Stay away from Kokangball! I also Support you on the Rohingya.
 * Taiwan SARball - One day, I will make Taiwan a province of mine.
 * [[File:Pakistan-icon.png]] Pakistanball - Arry against curry. We sell him weapons and gib aid. But now he is getting a bit out of hand. Also a member of SCO.
 * Romaniaball- Trading partners. We give toys, they food (especially dogs).
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball - He is the only powerhouse that stands together with me! EXCELLENT MILITARY DEMONSTRATION IN VOSTOK MY GOOD COMRADE! IT WILL SHOW THOSE  WESTERN BASTARDS YOUR NOT ALONE IN THIS FIGHT (IF IT EVER HAPPENS).
 * [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball- Best European friend! Both suffered from that dumb burger. I help him with Huawei and I help him with everything! Brate, I can also remove kebab!
 * [[File:South Africa-icon.png]] South Africaball - Fellow BRICS member. Gib minerals.
 * [[File:Tajik-icon.png]] Tajikistanball - Good Central Asian friend, used to claim his east provinces but not anymore so we are cool.
 * [[File:Thailand-icon.png]] Thailandball - Their former prime minister is of Chinese descent. xixixi. No pro-China and bought submarine from me.
 * [[File:Singapore-icon.png]] Tringapore - Orderly society with strict laws. Majority of their popuration is Chinese. Also, rich Chinese businessman do business there. Arso says rah..
 * [[File:Venezuela-icon.png]] Venezuelaball - I sell him weapons! gib oil 2.
 * [[File:Yugoslavia-icon (soldier).png]] Yugoslaviaball - Idem!
 * [[File:Peru-icon.png]] Peruball - Goood south american friend. He has the biggest Chinese community outside Asia and North America. He used my food to create chifa. Also we both can into old cultures.
 * [[File:Portugal-icon.png]] Portugalball - Thanks for raising my son  Macauball and influencing him. He is better with me! You are better than [[File:UK-icon.png]] Tea by a large margin. I like your anthem and Ronaldo! Teach me soccer!!! ^_^
 * North Koreaball - We just met with Kim Jong UN today and apparently we are the best buddies ever now. I will help ensure our glorious friendship.

中立 (Neutral)

 * [[File:Argentina-icon.png]] Argentinaball - I really don't know, fellow G20 member. We helped them fight against [[File:UK-icon.png]] Tea! But his former president mocked my accent!!! Also trading partner.
 * [[File:Australia-icon.png]] Australiaball and [[File:New Zealand-icon.png]] New Zealandball - they see me as too expansionist in the pacific but we still trade a lot, I blocked the ABC (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) Website though as you do not trust my Huawei phones.
 * [[File:ASEAN-icon.png]] ASEANcoin - I will anschluss the Nansha and Xisha islands, they are of grourious Zhongguo clay! Just trading partners. Even though I hate some of their people! xixixixixi!
 * [[File:Bhutan-icon.png]] Bhutanball - Just happy and authentic littre Buddhist kingdom. I won't hurt you. (India's puppet). But Dokram, Jakarrung, and Pasamrung of mine. Also Tibet cannot into country.
 * [[File:EU-icon.png]] EUball - Although we are trading partners,they like to intervene in our internal affairs.They blocked us from showing Eurovision in Zhongguo for censoring [[File:Albania-icon.png]] Albaniaball (REMOVE TATTOOS!!!) and [[File:Ireland-icon.png]] Irelandball (REMOVE HOMOSEX DISPLAY!!!), controversial performances!!! Because of Article 17 in the EU, COME TO THE INTERNET CENSORSHIP WITH ME!
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball - Wo of not knowings yuo, but you of likings our 啤酒 and you also of can makings 酸菜! Even my high-speed rail also has some ancestry into yours! However, remember WW2! RIP Kebabic Deutschlandstan
 * [[File:Greece-icon.png]] Greeceball - Gib port!
 * [[File:India-icon.png]] Indiaball - Although I may not like you, you are in BRICS and SCO. In the 1962 Sino-Indian War Chinaball took Aksai Chin from Jammu and Kashmirball, because that is Chinese land "since ancient times."
 * Israelcube - FREE PALESTINE YOU STUPID GAYIM!!! TOO BAD I COPIED YOUR IRON DOME SO I CAN INTO REMOVINGS YOU!  However, Kaifeng Jews can into existence.
 * Japanball - Although you had a horrible past and we are still in dispute nowadays, I know that our relationship has reached a turning point. You are great in high-end manufacturing and pop culture while I am better in information science and massive production. Our industry structures are of complementary so that cooperation is our best choice. Also, your citizens are mostly well-mannered and I think mine have a lot to learn from them. If we unite and kick that [[File:USA-icon.png]] Fat Burger's ass we shall rebuild the glory of East Asia.  HOWEVER, DO NOT EVEN DARE TO REMILITARIZE AGAIN! What? I heard that you've also blocked Huawei? So I of considellings of regarding you as my enemy! My High speed rail is still better than yours even though I bought some from you because my 复兴号 can run at the speed of 350kph but your Tohoku one can only run at 320! xixixixixixi! - I is of not agreeings chukoku! My Marglev can tllaverr fasteru! Xixixixi you are much smarter these days. Let's cooperate in SE Asia and anschluss their economy together... And thanks for not cutting off Huawei's supply.
 * [[File:Mexico-icon.png]] Mexicoball - Good trading partners. (Hi Amerika, I'm trading with your neighbor now! xixixixi) 
 * NepalRawr - Great trading partner. I help him since India blockade him. But share Himalaya and Everest plox. Also my base to attack India
 * [[File:Philippines-icon.png]] Philippinesball - Duterte best President! We of signings treaty and warm share of clay! Have funds with my investments. he reminds me of marcos somehow... He actually is a rip off of Marcos... look at Mindanao! Martial Law! 1960's all over again! Has some oil. Explains why Your father wanted you in the first place. Just remember to SHUT UP AND GIB SPRATLY ISLANDS! You should also be glad that I am want to help yuo.
 * [[File:South Korea-icon.png]] South Koreaball - Yuo were my vassal once Used to hate her for being capitalist but I realised she is a better trading partner, and a better Korea unlike her brother who mumbles about nukes. Now currently my best ally against Sushi! But please don't into THAAD! Hey! I told yuo nat to! Remove THAAD NAO Or Else! Great job of getting along with yuor brother, I of guess. If yuo want me to sign Peace Treaty, yuo must be my fliend. Why can't we of beings ally again, like Ming and Joseon ages? We been allies for thousands of years then you suddenly ditch me for [[File:USA-icon.png]]him! No worry, is not like i will anschluss yuo. Who needings that rich, high-tech... High HDI... clay... BUT IT STINKS OF CAPITALIST BURGER!!!
 * [[File:Soviet-icon.png]] Sovietball - He let me be born and beat evil Nazi,but he became bad after Stalin died, but I still should thank him and miss him. Mao liked Stalin so when Kruschev blamings Stalin he got angry. Please piss off daddy Russia.
 * [[File:Spain-icon.png]] Spainball - She hates Tea for taking  Gibraltarball like  Hong Kongball.
 * [[File:El Salvador-icon.png]] El Salvadorball - Thank you for reorganize the grorious Zhongguo.
 * [[File:UK-icon.png]] UKball - I hate how you stole Hong Kong away from me! China is of stronk!  Well, at least most of the stuff he has is made in factories created in my clay. Good trading partnerr.
 * [[File:Vietnam-icon.png]] Vietnamball - He is good trading partner but STOP CLAIMING SOUTH CHINA SEA, IT IS MINE (along with the Spartys and Paracel)! Xixixixi! He says he is cool with me but I feel like he secretly hates me... We teach them a lesson with the Sino-Vietnamese War in 1979.
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - DAMMIT! HOW DARE YOU BLOCK HUAWEI! YOU BITCH (suddenly laughs) Well its going to be fun.... Canada is SO GOING TO like this.
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] (Couple Hours Later) UH OH (DOW JONES PLUMMETS AND USD DOLLAR FALLS). I Made a terrible Mistake blocking the World's Best Cellphones. China I'm sorry.
 * Aporogy accepted.

敌人 (Enemies)

 * Empire of Japanball - (AKA: THE UNHOLY NAZI R@PIST IMPERIUM) REMEMBER NANKING MASSACRE AND COMFORT WOMEN!!! GREAT GLORIOUS CHINA STRONK!!!  Although they of freak, we still of righteous.BUT STAY AWAY FROM GRORIOUS ZHONGGUO!!! REMOVE SUSHI!!!..  dipshit. When you invaded me I was of weak, but I still removed you. Now that I am strong,SO I CAN EASILY INTO REMOVINGS YOU JINGOISTS FOR THE SAKE OF PEACE AND TRUTH! FUK YOU FOR OF RAPINGS ME IN WW2, MY ASS STILL HURT BECAUSE OF YOU!!  Although your son is much nicer...
 * Hong Kongball -TA MA DE! Yuo are of mine! Shut up and be my friend! I'm your new papa! Not that Stupid Tea! Xixixixi One-Party Communist Election for yuo. No one can help yuo. No any political books about curse me! I help your economy, you help mine! That's how this works! Big China stronk! Be a nice little son and go play with your stock market. NO GAMBLING! However you can be a nice guy sometimes when you are not rude. Maybe we can relax rules a little?
 * [[File:Mongolia-icon.png]] Mongoliaball - Ancient rival, we remember the Mongol horde and took Inner Mongoliaball.
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball - LAST WARNING! DO NOT EXTRADITE MENG WANZHOU TO THE UNITED STATES! YOU HAVE BEEN WARN TRUDEAU! LAST WARNING!I SEE YOU ARE HAVING TROUBLE DEALING WITH THE SNC LAVALIN CASE! Want to get your economy fixed? [[File:United China-icon (tangle).png]]  [[File:United China-icon (tangle).png]]
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] John Mccallum - I'm glad Trudeau fired you! CAO NI MA!
 * [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISISball - Aiya! Stay away from Xinjiang! OR WO WILL CRUSH YOU!, GO AWAY BEFORE YOU WILL ANSCHLUSS, CHINA WILL GROW RARGE AND WILL HIT YOUR TERRORITY AND THEN YOU CAN SAY GOODBYO TO LIFE XIXIXIXIXIXIXI!
 * Some useless irrelevant jerks who don't recognise the grorious Zhongguo:
 * [[File:Swaziland-icon.png]] ESwatiniball - South Aflica will soon anchruss yuo, xixixixixixi.
 * [[File:Vatican-icon.png]] Vatican Cityball - We are officially atheist! If you want to spread your rerigion, it must be reviewed by state-approved churches! Remove! But he has recently been more interested in communicating with me than Taiwanball. Taiwanball has no European friends any more . But if you work with him again, you will get a meeting with Mr. CRH380A.
 * [[File:Marshall Islands-icon.png]] Marshall Islandsball - Another [[File:USA-icon.png]] US puppet!
 * [[File:Palau-icon.png]] Palauball - [[File:Japan-icon.png]] Japan and [[File:USA-icon.png]] american puppet! I AM LEAL CHINA!
 * [[File:Solomon Islands-icon.png]] Solomon Islandsball
 * [[File:Belize-icon.png]] Belizeball
 * [[File:Tuvalu-icon.png]] Tuvaluball
 * [[File:Guatemala-icon.png]] Guatemalaball
 * [[File:Honduras-icon.png]] Hondurasball
 * [[File:Haiti-icon.png]] Haitiball - I hope you will soon recognise us after the aid we gib you during that earthquake!
 * [[File:Nicaragua-icon.png]] Nicaraguaball - We will soon open a canal that will rival Panama! Please recognise us soon!
 * [[File:Paraguay-icon.png]] Paraguayball - Yuo cannot into rerevance XIXIXIXIXIXIXI!!!
 * [[File:Kitts-icon.png]] Saint Kitts and Nevisball- Beef jerky.
 * [[File:Lucia-icon.png]] Saint Luciaball
 * [[File:Vincent-icon.png]] Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball
 * [[File:Kiribati-icon.png]] Kiribatiball - recognizes Taiwanball, but not me!?! Remove palu sami!! I WILL ANSCHLUSS YUO AND HIT YOU WITH A TRAIN!
 * [[File:Nauru-icon.png]] Nauruball - Russia ally that doesn't recognize me!
 * Talibanball - See [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISIS.
 * [[File:Tibet-icon.png]] Dalai Lama - Tibet is of China! Remove Darai Lama! Defend Panchen Erdeni! Tibet is also an inarienable part of the inviorabre territory of mine!
 * [[File:Uyghur-icon.png]] East Turkestan(will of never ever exist) - My schizophrenic son, this is his another side. No independence for yuo! Xinjiang is an inalienable part of the inviolable territory of Zhōngguó! Xixixixixixi! REMOVE KEBAB!
 * [[File:Ukraine-icon.png]] Ukraineball - Hey! What's the idea telling me to shut up? You said this about me publicly: "Shut up and keep calm as Canada deals with your dumb Huawei Meng Wanzhou. She is a threat to society you know?! Also don't get Russia involved or else we will end Huawei with you! I am already keeping Huawei away from Ukrainians! And don't tell Russia to invade Poland I'm keeping my eye on you! WHY DO YOU HATE CANADA? Why did you sentence a Canadian to death you cruel Asian!" You're a real dick you know?
 * [[File:DickRhino-icon.png]] Swedenball: HOW DARE YOU HUMILATE A CHINESE TOURIST IN STOCKHOLM! YOU WILL BE DEALT BY ME AND VODKA! He also hates my  president.
 * Denmarkball - He will pillage and burn Shanghaiball if I do not stop copying  Lego. He called me a fake  Lego producing commie.

Administrative divisions
Most of them usually have the same personality as Chinaball and don't have a flag of their own, which explains why not many of them appear in the comics. Most of them do not have their own flags and emblem, They are usually expressed as this icon, but almost all Chinese cityballs have their own Logo. Some cityballs also have their flags, emblems and logos at the same time, like Guangzhouball.

Provinces

 * Fujianball
 * Fuzhouball
 * Xiamenball
 * Putianball
 * Longyanball)
 * Gansuball
 * Guangdongball
 * ( Guangzhouball
 * Shenzhenball
 * Jieyangball
 * Yunfuball
 * Foshanball
 * Chaozhouball
 * Shantouball)
 * Guizhouball
 * Hainanball
 * Hebeiball
 * ( Shijiazhuangball
 * Tangshanball
 * Zhangjiakouball)
 * Heilongjiangball
 * ( Harbinball)
 * Henanball
 * ( Kaifengball)
 * Hubeiball
 * ( Wuhanball)
 * Hunanball
 * Jiangsuball
 * ( Nanjingball
 * Suzhouball
 * Yangzhouball)
 * Jiangxiball
 * ( Nanchangball
 * Shangraoball)
 * Jilinball
 * ( Yanbianball)
 * Liaoningball
 * Qinghaiball
 * Shaanxiball
 * ( Xi'anball)
 * Shandongball
 * ( Qingdaoball
 * Weihaiball)
 * Shanxiball
 * ( Taiyuanball)
 * Sichuanball
 * Yunnanball
 * Zhejiangball
 * ( Hangzhouball
 * Ningboball
 * Wenzhouball)
 * Taiwanball

Autonomous regions

 * Guangxiball
 * [[File:Guilin-icon.png]] Guilinball
 * Yulinball
 * Inner Mongoliaball I'm best Mongolia
 * ( Hohhotball
 * Chifengball
 * Hulunbuirball)
 * Ningxiaball
 * ( Yinchuanball)
 * Xinjiangball
 * ( Ürümqiball)
 * Tibetball
 * ( Lhasaball
 * Nyingchiball)

Municipalities

 * Beijingball
 * Chongqingball
 * Shanghaiball
 * Tianjinball

SARs
*sooner or later xixixixi
 * Hong Kongball
 * Macauball
 * Taiwanball
 * Tringapore* (Potential SAR)

Stereotypes
In Polandball, China's speech sometimes has "R"s and "L" s swapped to make fun at the stereotype of Asians' accents. In reality, majority of China while the Japanese, whose language has the R sound but does not contain the L sound (In Korea, this is similar but vice versa). In Japanese, there are man loan words from other languages, for example the word “lamp”. However, in these loan words, the “l” sound is usually pronounced as a “r” sound. Hence in Japanese, “lamp” is "ranpu". This lead to the misconception that in the West, Asians tend to mix up the the two letters. On the contrary, in most Chinese languages, there are fewer loan words. Moreover, in Mandarin (the most widely spoken Chinese language), there is a distinct “r” sound and “l” sound. Nonetheless, the general poor clarity of the Chinese when they speak in English does contribute to the misconception. Yet another common stereotype is the "Chinese Eyes." This is often represented by either drawing Chinaball's eyes as slanted lines, or narrowed almond-shaped eyes.

China has appeared using/purchasing items, only for him/her(depending on how the artist portrays China) to get confused when reading the tag/item, as it says "made in China". Various items have also failed because of some Chinese engineering which is just shit quality and cheap ripoffs from other western companies .But there definitely are many awesome ones.

There is a stereotype that Chinese eat dog and cat meat. While many Chinese don't eat it, it is a long-standing tradition. An estimated 10 million dogs and 4 million cats are eaten in China per year.

How to draw

 * 1) Draw a basic circle filled with red color
 * 2) Draw the one big yellow star on the upper-left side of the ball
 * 3) Draw the smaller yellow stars around the bigger star (Don't draw it on the line!)
 * 4) Draw two lines as eyes and you're done!

Quotes

 * "嘻嘻嘻!!! (Xixixi!!!, meaning: Hahaha!!!)"
 * "哎呀! / 唉呀! (Aiya!, meaning: Oh No!, Sigh, Ouch!)"
 * "Xisha and Nansha Islands is of glorious Zhongguo clay!"
 * "Ni hao Taiwan... 统一? (Unify?)"
 * "Fakka yuo 小日本鬼子 (Japanese freak)!"
 * "草泥马! (Fakka yuor mother! grass dirt horse)"
 * "Gou Li Guo Jia Sheng Si Yi, Qi Ying Huo Fu Bi Qu Zhi! (One should fight for the country's interest regardless of his/her life)"
 * "This is Chinese since ancient times!" (used to claim anything in the world)
 * "We not do this thing." (when Chinaball is accused of something, but he denies it. Then he keeps doing it anyway).
 * "This is an internal matter" (when Chinaball doesn't want foreign influence on domestic issues. However, Chinaball influences other countries."

Links

 * Facebook page

Chinaball Cinaball 中国 중국공 Xinatapayoli Китай 中華人民共和國球 Chineballe