Derbyshireball

Derbyshireball is a county of in the East Midlands.

Family
UKball - Father and Role Model. Derbyshireball secretly aspires to be just like him.

Englandball - Big Brother. Englandball has no interest in Derbyshireball, but Derbyshireball follows him everywhere.

Walesball - Big Brother. Derbyshireball also likes Walesball, as they both like sheep, though Derbyshireball prefers rams.

Scotlandball - Big Brother. Derbyshireball dislikes Scotlandball because he wants independence (due to Derbyshireball's ultimate loyalty to UKball and Englandball), and due to Scotlandball's invasion of Derbyshireball's clay in 1745.

SPQRball - Grandfather. Derbyshireball has no idea who he is.

Americaball - Older Brother. Derbyshireball likes him because Daddy likes him, but Americaball has no idea who he is and consistently calls him the wrong name!

Nottinghamshireball - Brother and ultimate rival. They hate each other, and constantly play football in an attempt to prove that one is better than the other. This culminates in a pub brawl which Englandball is forced to sort out.

Friends
- My father, I am just like him!

- Big brother, I am like him aswell! But he has absolutely no intrest.

- Though we are in different regions, we always get along so great!

- We are seperated by Nottinghamshire