Croatiaball

Croatiaball is a countryball located in Europe. He can into European Union.

Croatiaball is of known in history, to be the walls of Europe to defend against the kebabs. The beautiful coastline on the Adriatic is a heaven for German tourist, who gib lots of mony.

Croatiaball is a central-european country. Croatiaball has problems choosing between socialism and nationalism but most Croats are proud of their contry.

Early History
The name Croat (Hrvat) is not of slavic origin, it probably came from south of the Caucasus although Croats are mostly Slavs. Croats came to the Balkans from White Croatiaball (Ukraineball) when Byzantineball asked to get rid of the kebabs distant cousin the Avars.

Middle Ages
Croatiaball used to be a stronk kingdom. In 926, it defeated Bulgariaball and saved Serbiaball from occupation. Nikola Šubić Zrinski, a Croatian nobleman, is considered to be the best kebab-remover ever.

Modern Period
In this period Croatiaball was part of Austria-Hungaryball. The Bans (viceroys) were the military rulers, who were appointed by the king to keep peace in the region. Then the kebabs attacked and Croatiaball bravely defeated them and kept Europe safe. Nikola Tesla, one of the most important inventor of the 20th century, is also from Croatia.

Contemporary Period
Croatiaball was part of Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball. Then came WW2 and Croatiaball became an independent Nazi puppet state. After the war Croatiaball was once again part of Yugoslaviaball but this time it was a socialist multi-ethnic state, with Croatian president Tito. When he died the Serbs once again started to take control, and when Croatia left Yugoslavia, Serbia attacked, but was heavily defeated. Croatia STRONK!

Demographics
90.4% Croats 9.6% Serbs

Religion
Catholicism 86.3%, orthodox 9.6%, atheism 6.7%.

Friends and Enemies
Croatiaball hates kebabs and Serbs equally and want them all gone, especially the Serbs because they think they are a heavenly nation, that all Croats are Catholic Serbs, they think the whole world should be like Serbia. Serbiaball also attacked Croatiaball and tried to steal his clay but he defeated him. He hates Italyball but like Bosniaball because simulair languige.

Friends:
 * Bosniaball: Brothers that eat cevapi and drink rakija together, fought brother Serbiaball in 1991 and of kill him.


 * Sloveniaball: Brother but also frendly rival that trade alot with eachother. They might play hockey togeather sometimes in the CHL.
 * Montenegroball: Likes him because he divorce Serbiaball and not let him have Navy.
 * Albaniaball: Because their languages share some words.

Quotes

 * "REMOVE KEBAB AND SERBS!"

Links

 * Facebook page