Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-39133133-20190826160410/@comment-35614398-20190902110222

Belarusy wrote: Vietnam:

Angered by Serbo-Romagyarszag lies and angered by no signs of war, the Vietnamese DECLARE WAR On the Governates and have Vietcong troops terrorize Europe. Ho Chi Minh wants war and he will ensure war happens in the 20th century and to ensure he is the most feared man in Vietnamese History. He says he has been ordered by Robespierre's soul to be heartless reckless and to influence the world with his fears

Ho Chi Minh, an old man but fit for office and for his sanity declares the Vietnamese OF the World Unite against everybody not Vietnamese. He says he never fears death as nobody has stopped him or taken him seriously

Ho Chi Minh: I don't care if they will nuke us. Let them do this! Let's go show them which race is the best in the world. Let them come with nuclear weapons. Vietnam will survive forever even if they launch ICBM against us. We must show that we are the best killers of the world. They have granted me mercy hundreds of times and even Tekin I couldn't stop me nor the Danubians. They treat us like we are poor and weak and meek. But we are strong. Look at me. Nobody has ever killed me and they all let me do whatever is right. I am 73 years old. WOW! I started killing in my teenage years and I never feel an ounce of guilt. I am happy for what I did and I am ready to die honorably with a record of being the best killer. I have a dream, when we fight against anyone not Vietnamese we WILL WIN! Even if they give their best shot, they will lose to the Vietnamese people, the Vietnamese mother nature, the Vietnamese dogs, and our economy. VIETNAM NUMBER ONE IN THE WORLD (SLAMS Microphone)

Ho Chi Minh is angry and Super Mad that he never got a chance to meet Emily and that the world hates her declares he will rescue her

The Vietnamese declare WAR ON Danubia, the TWO POLANDS, American Empire Russia and Yoshika (and literally everybody else)

Ho Chi Minh declares his revolution on and that the Vietcong are now to be influenced by Greenpeace and Robespierre's terrorism and virture

Ho Chi Minh orders Robespierre's portrait to be put everywhere!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WBcYTn1btI

The Vietcong amass a large parade and launch 2 missiles into Japanese ground killing 23 peasants including 4 American tourists.

The Vietcong attack the Japanese Politburo with gas and gass everyone inside to death. Chaos ensues as Japanese are appaled that several politicians were killed

The Vietcong attack the United States Congress with gas (Fails) but gasses the Washington DC Mayor John Tory to death in public and 4 Secret Service agents

The Vietnamese community in the Americas begin opening fire on US civilians and listen to Ho Chi Minh's orders

The Vietcong in the Polands turn on the Polish people and open fire on innocent civilians in every major plains. The Vietnames ladies find the men and assault them sexually and castrate them

Kim Jong il (Kim Il Sung's son) and his wife  are welcomed into the Vietnamese-Korean Podium and he orders the Khmers and Koreans to revolt against the Danubian masters.

3 Serial Killers in Moscow attack and set a truck on fire. A Explosion occurs and 21 people are burnt to ashes. The Vietnamese flag is visible

Paid 20 million Vietnamese Dong, a Polish lady named Sarah Sharapova (nicknamed Grenade Wife) and her husband throw grenades everywhere in Ankara and kill 50 and wound hundreds. The two escape. She leaves a note citing Ho Chi Minh did this for Robespierre and that Tekin II will be poisoned soon

5 Vietcong agents fire chemical gas into the Chinese border city of Yunnan and this would be called the Yunnan's Gas of Vietnam as 200 Chinese are gassed to death with nitrogenous agents. Vietnamese troops begin charging into China once again

Ho Chi Minh: COME AT ME WORLD! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR ELDER! I WILL NEVER STOP KILLING EVEN IF I DIE! I WILL HAUNT ALL OF YOU IN HELL!

Where the hell is Vietnam getting this sort of weaponry?! The country could never be able to produce that sort of stuff, it’s literally all jungle and nuclear wasteland! It’s economy would be ruined by half a century of invasion, war, and communism.

And who the duck 🦆 is Robespierre?!?

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