Finlandball

"Äänd here we goo!"

- Lauri Vuohensilta

"There aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap."

- Linus Torvalds

"Perkele"

- Finlandball's usual catchphrase

Finlandball, officially the Republic of Finlandball, is a fictional sovereign state and Nordic countryball located in Northern Europe. To the west he borders Swedenball, as well as  Russiaball to the east and  Norwayball to the North. The country is divided into 19 regions with an Autonomous Region, as well as his capital Helsinkiball. With a total area of 130,666 square miles, Finland ranks 65 in largest countries in the world by area, as well as number 8 in Europe. As of 2019, it has a population of 5.521 million inhabitants. There are around 443,000 immigrants, most coming from Russiaball, Estoniaball, Iraqball, Swedenball, Somaliaball and Yugoslaviaball.

He maintains membership in EUball, as well as the  Nordic Councilball and  Arctic Councilball. However, he has rejected any membership offers from NATOball and has decided to remain neutral.

As the most drunk Countryball in Europe, Finland does not have many friends. His adoptive brother is Sweden, but he is of family. However, some consider his sister/wife  Estoniaball as his best friend, since she sells him cheap alcohol. Another reason nobody likes Finland is because he never talks, preferring small talk and he seems unapproachable.

His national day is December 6th.

History
Once an isolated land of Finnic tribes, decendants of west Siberia clay, practising Bear cult shamanism until the late 13th century. Possibly the end of Finlandball's happiness. Finlandball was then made a slave of Swedenball, until 1809, when he became part of  Russian Empireball. In 1917 he gained independence, he descended into civil war between Finnish Whites and Finnish Reds for three months one year later, resulting in Finnish Whites victory. Then in 1939, he kicked Soviet Unionball's butt for attempting to Anschluss him during the Winter War, but was eventually pressured into giving up 10% of its clay to Sovietball by the war's end in 1940. A year later, the Continuation War broke out and Finlandball aligned itself with Nazi Germanyball during Operation Barbarossa and reclaimed its lost clay, but would see its clay lost once again in 1944 after it was once again pressured into surrendering to Sovietball due to there not being enough resources to continue the fight. Finlandball then fought Naziball in the Lapland War and payed war reparations to avoid occupation and retained his independence.

Today, Finlandball still work as a drunken farmer, but somehow, he managed to do some worthy things. Most notably, he develop the famous puzzle video game, Angry Birds, and the "indestructible" Nokia cellphone that not even Russian or  American nukes can destroy. Finlandball celebrated his 100th birthday on December 6th, 2017.

Flag Colors
The flag of Finland is a white banner with a blue Nordic cross

Main Colors
Of course like all Nordic countries, the cross symbolizes Christianity. Color-wise, some people say the white stands for the winter, while the blue stands for the many lakes and blue skies in Finland.

Friends

 * [[File:Estonia-icon.png]] Estoniaball - My sister and best friend. Don't worry you can into Nordic when you can into perkele. Sometimes people think that she is my spouse but she’s not!
 * [[File:Denmark-icon.png]] Denmarkball - I like to call him Stupid Sweden. Is of friend, exports lots of fun goodies like Lego and Arla, but cant understand what hes saying. Also Norwayball,  Swedenball and me like to make fun of his shitty hockey skills.
 * [[File:Hungary-icon.png]] Hungaryball - My brother who got lost in Europe and was great on your actual home. The only one in the whole Europe, who not just understands my alcoholism, but does it as well also. We both hated Russia, and we both fought him too. And, He is cool countryball.
 * [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball - I used to visit you, but now you're becoming unstable. Is everythings okay?
 * [[File:Yooper-icon.png]] Yooperball - American child, got much sisu. Speaks like Canadians. Also much of his population is Finnish!
 * [[File:Karelia-icon.png]] Kareliaball and Mari Elball - Brothers who live with Russiaball. I will liberate you very soon...
 * [[File:Ural-icon.png]] Uralball - my dad, he lives with my Russian brothers.
 * [[File:Sami-icon.png]] Samiball - polar brother, some of him lives with me.
 * Norwayball - thanks for trying to give me the peak of Mount Halti, I absolutely love you.  I finally surpassed you in the World Happiness Report lol
 * [[File:Iceland-icon.png]] Icelandball - You so small i forget you sometimes but can into drinking PERKELE!
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball - Our North American friend and hockey rival! You played very well in the World Juniors 2019 in Vancouver. You were awesome!
 * [[File:Spain-icon.png]] Spainball - Vacation! Also Axis buddies during WW2 even though he is neutral. Also we both hate Cataloniaball, though  Basqueball is my friend.
 * [[File:Switzerland-icon.png]] Switzerlandball - Best hockey partner who fought a tough match
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - Ay mate! We won the championship thanks for playing with us!
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]]: No problem mate. You were the best
 * Malesia - Is of good place of vacations! HIENO! oh, and i like LL
 * [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball - Best Asian friend! I was the third western country to recognize him after my brothers Denmarkball and  Swedenball. At least once a year i make an official state visit to him. Is my fifth largest trading partner, i bring him technology and he brings me tourists, 380,000 of them in fact. We have many sister cities, is so perkele! Also 24,000 Chinese people live happily in my clay, and i havings many Chinese schools.
 * Indiaball - We both have a love-hate relationship with Swedenball. BUT DON’T MESS WITH MY FRIEND ANYWAY, YOU FAKE MUSLIMS! AND YOUR T-SERIES SUCK ANYWAY, SO MY FRIEND’S PEWDIEPIE WILL WIN!!!
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball - He helped fight me against vodka, but you were a  Nazi though! anyway were fine with each other and you're not a Nazi now. Oh we both love drinking.
 * [[File:Netherlands-icon.png]] Netherlandsball - Taught me how to weed. Also sellings me tulips PERKELE!
 * [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball - You is fun but can you stop with the revolutions. Also a League of Nationsball member, alongside  UKball.
 * [[File:Ireland-icon.png]] Irelandball - Is of beautiful country like me. Good place of vacations!
 * [[File:Kosovo-icon.png]] Kosovoball - My 10th president made an idea of Kosovo becoming a sovereign state, also when [[File:Kosovo-icon.png]] Kosovoball became independent Albanians in Finland's clay celebrated and expressed their gratitude to the Finnish Government and President Ahtisaari.
 * [[File:Poland-icon.png]] Polandball - Happy 100th. We are free from Russias wrath
 * Wyomingball, Acreball,  Planet Nineball, and  6ball - Friends that exist except humans deny it.
 * Basqueball - At least you are not as bad as [[File:Catalonia-icon.png]] Cataloniaball, who wants independence more than you do. But you are Spainball's clay and that is why you exist. We both speak difficult languages.
 * Argentinaball - We both can into Tango, liking Estoniaball, and hating  Donald Trump.  Argentinaball is the 1st non-European country that I established diplomatic relations with.
 * Brazilball - IS WHERE COFFEE COMES FROM
 * Brazilball and Peruball - Good South American friends, but  Argentinaball is better.


 * Turkeyball - Ural-Altaic buddy. Also introduced kebab to me.
 * Russian Empireball - Father. Thanks for giving me independence. We both hated Soviet Unionball, and we both fought him too.
 * Namibiaball - Best African friend. Also we both like Reichtangle. (He is the Reich's colony while I was his client state.)

Neutral
* Romaniaball: Hey it's not my fault! I have no control over these thieving shits!
 * [[File:Sweden-icon.png]] Swedenball - I was adopted by him. We are good friends now, but in the past I used to be of him clay. Made perkele pakkoruotsi (Forced Swedish lessons in school), perkele! Is of hockey rival. BUT STOP ASKING ME TO GO TO YOUR BEDROOM YOU PERVERT!
 * UKball - Why you make everything so hard with Brexit? ALSO WHY YOU DECLARINGS WAR ON ME IN WW2!?!?!?! Okay i like him but he can be annoying sometimes.
 * Mongoliaball - I'm sometimes considered to be you're ancestor but okay I kinda am (actually I'm not. We just both from Siberia)
 * Romaniaball - Stop bringing  gypsies to my clay!!
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball - HAAHHAHAHAAH YOU SUCK AT HOCKEY MATE! NO MATTER WHY USA BEATED YOU! But we are vodka-drinking buddies nowadays and we go to saunas together so we cool now...
 * - who is you???
 * Greeceball - PAY DEBTS!!!!!.

Enemies

 * [[File:Soviet-icon.png]] Soviet Unionball - NJET MOLOTOFF, NJET MOLOTOFF / VALEHTELIT ENEMMÄN KUIN ITSE BOBRIKOFF!!!
 * [[File:North Korea-icon.png]] North Koreaball - Is not to be of trustings perkele... REMOVE KIM FAMILY!
 * Venezuelaball - ANOTHER DICTATORSHIP! REMOVE! REMOVE! REMOVE! but I don't want to start WW3 so im neutral here (but I never of supportings yuo!)
 * [[File:Catalonia-icon.png]] Cataloniaball - I would have put him jail if he didn't escape to [[File:Belgium-icon.png]] Belgium.
 * [[File:Morocco-icon.png]] Moroccoball - NEVER FORGET 2017 TURKU
 * [[File:Somalia-icon.png]] Somaliaball - STOP INVADINGS MY CLAY!!!
 * [[File:County of Portugal-icon.png]] County of Portugalball and [[File:Marseille-icon.png]] Marseilleball - You both stole my flag! But we are all European.
 * [[File:Japan-icon.png]] Japanball - YOU RUINED IEVAN POLKKA!  But we both were Axis buddies during World War 2 and we both were Ural-Altaic cousins.
 * South Africaball - DECLARED WAR ON ME WHAT I DO TO YUO!! WW2 NEVER FORGET!!
 * Alandball - Daughter that hates me.

Gifs
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