Pennsylvaniaball

Pennsylvaniaball is a Stateball in USAball. Pennsylvaniaball is one of the first Stateballs in Colonial Americaball, second only to Delawareball, which surprises the rest of USAball's stateballs. He's best known for producing da best chocolate, pretzels and chips on da face of the damn Earthball, especially in the town known as Hanoverball. He's also the only state ball above the Mason-Dixon line to have been invaded during the Civil War, whichis why he's a total badass. He attracts many tourists across USAball and Earthball, who tour the Gettysburgball Battlefield and gawk at the Amish peoples like they're zoo animals, even though its kinda rude and is a total dick move, they also go to see the best cityball in the worldball, Philadelphiaball. Despite its many great qualities, Pennsylvaniaball it notorious for Jerry Sandusky (pedophile), very humid summers and road construction, which can pop out nowhere and be a great pain in arse.

History
Pennsylvaniaball born as a 3ball, adopted by UKball, Colonial Americaball and USAball.

He is the second state to ratify the Constitution, on December 12, 1787.