Armeniaball

"There are people in the world who live only for themselves; there are people who live to torment others; there are also people who live to help those who suffer. And, of course, these are the only ones in the world."

- Hovhannes Tumanyan

"Make a step! Remove Serzh!"

- Nikol Pashinyan

"Wake up! Grababrushandalittle makeup!"

- Serj Tankian from System of a Down

Kardashianball Armeniaball (Armenian: Հայաստանգնդակ: Hayastangndak), officially the Republic of Armeniaball (Armenian: Հայաստանի Հանրապետությունգնդակ: Hayastani Hanrapetut'yungndak), is a Kebab like Kazakhstan country in the South Caucasus region of Eurasia. Located in Western Asia on the Armenian Highlands, he is bordered by Turkeyball to the west,   Georgiaball to the north, the de facto independent Republic of Artsakhball, and  Azerbaijanball to the east, and  Iranball and Azerbaijan's exclave of   Nakhchivanball to the south.

Armeniaball is a unitary, multi-party, democratic nation-state with an ancient cultural heritage, dating back to the 6th century BC. he incarnated into the modern Republic of Armeniaball in 1991 during the death of his adoptive father, the Soviet Unionball.

Armeniaball is a member of the Eurasian Economic Union, the Council of Europe, and the Collective Security Treaty Organization while struggling to join the  European Union because only Russia can understand his problems. Armenia supports the de facto independent Artsakhball, which was proclaimed in 1991.

Welcome to the Armenian Highlands
You of wonderings, who is of Armenia? Well, sit down, grab some khorovats, and lettings me tell you a tale of Armenia. Armenia is of very ancient don't deny or no apricot stone. Armeniaball was even first mentioned by Babylonball in 500's BC, his clay appearing in the world's oldest map. Armenia's real name is Hayastan and it came from gloriousest hero Hayk who defeated evil not kebab yet Bel (titan of Babylon). Legends sayings that of Armenian Highlands were where the predecessors of Armeniaball settled. Many tribes were formed like Arme-Shupria, Mushki,  Sukhmu,  Uruarti,  Nairi, and  Hayasa-Azzi. Of these tribes of beings very friendly and tradings between each other. Assyriaball of had great interest in the area especially in Nairi (which meanings "Land of Rivers" in his language). Nairi was of beautiful and he was very stronk.

Assyriaball of many times tryings to win over Nairi, but Hayasa-Azziball would never let it. Hayasa-Azziball would usually pick fights with Hittitesball. Hayasa-Azziball would grow old and his son, Urartuball would continue his legacy even after  Hayasa-Azzi's death. Urartuball was of most popular among the Armenian tribes and he managings to unite all of the tribes and there she was, Nairiball. Urartuball and Nairiball united after which very pissed off  Assyriaball. He was enraged and fought Urartuball. Nairi of still stayings with Urartuball. Later on, Mediaball killings Assyriaball and headed to kill  Urartuball. Urartuball and Nairiball got anschlussed by Media. then Armenia was formed.

Glory of Tigran and Ancient Armeniaball
Around that time when Armeniaball was followings pagan religion, Saint Thaddeus and Bartholomew came to Armeniaball and introduced Christianityball to Armeniaball. Armeniaball did not convert but, he was into thinking about that. Armeniaball had many great friends like some Greek city-stateballs,  Khachapu... ergh... I meanings Iberiaball,  Caucasian Shqip Albaniaball (just hopings he not become into  pain in my assholes) and many more friends. In the 1st century BC, Armenia had the biggest amount of clay than he ever had under the rule of glorious Caesar remover of them all, Tigran Mets (Tigranes the Great). But, that glory did not last very long. Unlucky but, Armenia was in between of two great assholes empires, SPQRball and  Parthiaball. SPQRball has caesared his way and ate Ancient Greeceball and came close to Armeniaball. Parthiaball, on the other hand, was trying to CONSTANTLY CONVERT ME TO SHITE ZOROASTRIAN. They fought countless wars to anschluss Armenia and at some point they did but, Armenia would become independent again. Sometimes of Rome and Parthia were actually nice and not into anschluss but mostly anschluss. Things went otherwise as both SPQRball and Parthiaball went full anschluss on Armeniaball and then against each other. By that Armeniaball would again be released from anschluss but stay in influence of both of these apushner empires. Armenia lived happily until in the 3rd century Parthiaball got sick with CLAY REMOVING ZOROASTRIANIST ANASOUN Sassanidball. Sassanid anschlussed Armenia in 252 AD and Rome kickings Sassanid's assholes but also anschluss Armenia. Armenia was divided between Roman clay and Sassanid clay. In 384 AD SPQRball died and his son  Byzantineball who also was  Greece's son continued to rule over Armenia's clay. In 428 AD the last dynasty of Ancient Armeniaball has stopped ruling as Armenia's clay became split between Byzantineball and  Sassanidball.

Christianization and Bagratid Armeniaball
In 301 AD Armenia remembered the two apostles (Thaddeus and Bartholomew who into visitings him and introducings Christianityball, and following the blessed and greatest Grigor Lusavoritch (Gredory the Illuminator) who converted Armenia's king at that time Tiridates III into  Christianity, Armeniaball became the first country in the world to accept Christianity as his state religion because  Sassanidball was pain in Armenia's assholes by trying to convert into shite  Zoroastrian its of best religion. In 405 AD Mesrop Mashtots created the Armenian aybuben (alphabet) which meant Armeniaball could translate Bible . In 450 AD  Sassanidball of becomings into a lot of pissings because Armenia become Christian and not crap Zoroastrian that he was into forcing Armeniaball to be converted. At that time, under the leadership of respectful and honored Vardan Mamikonian, Armeniaball led a rebellion in which Sassanidball had much more army and even fought with war elephants. But, glorious Vardan kickings Sassasnids assholes and Sassanid of promise to leave Armeniaball to be Christian. Time of passings... Armeniaball lived a happy life with autonomy from both Sassanidball and Byzantineball with freedom to be  Armenian Orthodox in both empires. In the 7th century when Muslim caliphates rose up, they fought the Byzantineball and Sassanidball for clay. Sassanidball was killed and Islamball was spread to Persian clay. Using the opportunity, Armeniaball of ask Abbasidball for independence who giving Armenia independence in 880 AD. Armeniaball was of split in kingdoms like  Kingdom of Artsakhball,  Kingdom of Loriball and more. Of Vaspurakan later split from Armeniaball and Armeniaball tried to get him back to be his clay. In 1045 anasun Byzantineball used the war Armeniaball and Vaspurakanball had anschlussed the capital  Aniball from Armenia then ate it whole. Of Armeniaball was actually being treated well under Byzantineball but he of tryings to convert him into Orthodoxyball.

Kebab arrives, Crusades and Ciliciaball
Of after Islamball spread his beliefs in Arabia and Persia, Armenia's dear friend  Caucasian Albaniaball fell into Islamball and became completely unrecognizable. However many of Armenia's friends like Kingdom of Georgiaball fought well against many caliphates and  Assyriaball who was controlled by camel riders Muslims but, of managed to be safe. In 11th century, something was of born that was of great cancer disaster to us all. The Seljukball, of first kebab to arrive. He was not of nice to me and my friends. He would into killings many of non-Muslims and Armeniaball had enough of his shit. Me and Georgiaball removed him from premises and helped Georgiaball retrieve his capital  Tbilisiball. To be safe from kebabs, Armenballs decided to migrate to Taurus mountains where Byzantineball would give them some clay to live in thus making  Ciliciaball being born. Seljukball of dyings later but his son Rumball was into growing strong with many other caliphates like  Fatimidball and  Abbasidball. Of their rise disturbed Papal Statesball as he wishings to restore  Jerusalemcube from the Muslim rule. He of being main pope and controlling in Catholicismball, he of orderings powers such as  Kingdom of Franceball and  Kingdom of Englandball to finish off  stinky kebab Seljukball  and in which  Ciliciaball of decidings to help crusaders against Muslims and this war became known as the  First Crusade.

During the First Crusade, Ciliciaball alongside other crusader of beatings  Seljukball,  Fatimidball and  Abbasidball. Together they saw the birth of Edessaball,  Antiochball,  Tripolyball and  Jerusalemball. Of there were going eight more crusades be it against other kebabs or Byzantineball because off too retard and tryings to convert me to Orthodox. Of Ciliciaball was split between  Catholic and  Apostolic and that of makings him weak. Sometime a wild Mongol Empireball appearings and of offerings to help against Muslims but, he dyings too soon because his sons of too tired of his shits. Of during the end of Crusades  stupid pharaoh  Mamlukball anschlussed all of the  Crusader States and due to  Cilicia's unstable situation of religious split, he eatings him too. Armenballs of returnings back to their homeland to other Armenball but, some Armenballs stay in Cilician clay.

Division, The Great War and First Republic of Armeniaball
Armenian clay was divided into two (Western and Eastern) after the Crusades. It was divided between many assholes empires. Most known ones were Safavidball to the east and  Ottomanball. Armeniaballs lived fine with both of them and both gave some autonomy for Armens and their faith to practice their faith. In 19th century however a new player joined the server and defeated Safavidball. His name was Russiaball. So of Armeniaball's eastern clay became Russian and of people dance cheeki breeki all day longs it was fine. Bad part began when Ottomanball and  Russiaball of fightings over literally everything clay (WHICH WAS OF MINE IN FACT)! Of  Ottomanball lost and distrusted Armeniaball for that. He and Armeniaball began arguing and even fighting a lot especially after my dear old friend Greeceball got his independence letting  Ottomanball going paranoid. He blamed Armeniaball for his military failures because he suckings donkey balls he did not want revolts to start against him. He started killings some Armenballs which led Armeniaball and Ottomanball to finally break up (as friends not couples ew). Revolutionary Dashnaks were created and began revoltings and demandings independence for many years. Of one event... Serbiaball shooting  Austria-Hungaryball and startings World War I.

When World War I started Ottomanball joined  Germanyball and suspected Armenballs that they are traitors and help  Russiaball because they are paranoid eshaks. Ottomanball got into pissed and decided to exterminate Armenians from existence causing Armenballs to flee to all over parts of the world. That was the most barbaric moment in Armeniaball's history and first genocide of 20th century. Dashnaks began fighting alongside Russiaball against kebab and actually were of winning a lot which made stinky kebab even more paranoid however, when Russiaball got sick with Communismball, he of stoppings to help Armeniaball against  Ottomanball. First Republic of Armeniaball became an independent country and began fighting against kebab with other powers like Franceball and  UKball. To avenge for their families slaughtered by evil kebab, Armenballs started to fight the kebab alongside  Greeceball and  Serbiaball as well. That was when the famous kebab remover trio was born. Armenballs were lead by the greatest kebab removers of them all (aside Tigranes) Andranik and Garegin Nzhdeh. Even the Kurds who fought alongside  kebab said that Andranik was like a "ghost", a bullet would basically go through him. And Garegin was one of bravest leaders Armeniaball had. A great victory came when the war ended but, it came with a great cost. When kebab finally '''GOT REMOVED FROM PREMISES!!! REMOVE KEBAB! REMOVE KEBAB YUO ARE WORST TURK! REMOVE SULTAN! REMOVE YOUNG TURKS! REMOVE ISTANBUL! CONSTANTINOPLE OF TRUE GREEK CLAY!''' died, some clay was handed to Greeceball and  Armeniaball. Yuo would think is that the happy ever after ending. No. Rest was getting no better. Armeniaball had to defend itseld from evil kebab's son  Turkeyball who wanted Armeniaball's clay here we goings again... As well Armeniaball had to return  Loriball from  DR Georgiaball and  Artsakhball from  DR Azerbaijanball. Of once these two were Armeniaball's loved brothers (they still are I meanings but with more salt) and now they fought. Armeniaball was way into exhausted and got anschlussed by tavari tsav Soviet Unionball who decidings to simply "privyet" everyone and eatings all of Caucasus. He agreed to give Armeniaball's western land '''WHAT TO THE FUCKS! STUPID COMMUNIST AM KILL YUO!!!''' Oh shit, gulags and get other parts for himself marking today's Armenian border. Glorious Aniball was now part of  Turkeyball (now known as  Karsball),  Nakhchivanball and  Artsakhball belonged to smelly  Azerbaijanball. At least he of lettings me keep Loriball and  Syunikball.

Armenian SSRball
The 1920s were really scary ages as stupid khachapuri Stalin was in power of  Soviet Unionball and he would send a lot of people to Gulags so Armenballs could not fight against him. He made his state emblem showing glorious mountain Ararat which used to be part of Armenia's clay before the Armenian Genocide. Of coarse that pissed of dirty and smelly Turkeyball, but Armeniaball and Sovietball gave no shittings and tellings him to remove the moon from his flag as he did not ownings it. In 1939 Nazi Germanyball under the leadership of  Hitler decidings with Sovietball that they should splittings  Polandball soungings familiar? which started World War II. Soviet would at that time mindings his business and eatings Balticballs and  Finlandball though he was very bitter about it. But, in 1941 Nazi Germanyball tricked and invaded the  Soviet Unionball which made Armenballs join in the battle alongside all other socialist states. Armenballs has risked their lives to save many Jews from Ataturk 2.0 Adolf Hitler. It was of scary time and many of dyings. All SSRballs were of like a family fightings or being sent to gulags. Many Armenballs who were around the world in diaspora also fought in the Wesrern Front. The war was finally over in 1945 and the Cold War has started. Very surprisingly but Armenian SSRball actually was sort of friends with  Azerbaijan SSRball. It was a time when all of nations in the Warsaw Pactball were very good comrades and loved each other. In 1988 however Nagorno-Karabakh Autonomous Oblastball did not want to be with  Azerbaijan SSRball anymore and wanted to join  Armenian SSRball instead. stupid Soviet said nyet and on top of that Azerballs caused pogroms in Sumgait and  Baku which killed a bit more than 1000 Armenballs. The situation was sort of stable during Soviet rule. But when Soviet died from dose of capitalism, the war has started.

Armeniaball
Nagorno-Karabakh War has lasted from 1991 until 1994 and it was a bad war. Newly independent Armeniaball suffered an earthquake in 1988 in Spitak and to this day there are rebuildings going on. Armeniaball would receive armament support from Russiaball and  Greeceball. But very badly Azerbaijanball also got help from  Turkeyball,  Israelcube,  Ukraineball and much more. Armeniaball and Nagorno-Karabakhball were able to defeat Azerbaijanball. A ceasefire was signed but, Armenia suffered an economic blockade from Turkeyball and Azerbaijanball. To this day Nagorno-Karabakhball is independent but, no one recognizes him. With the war being won, Armenia rebuilt his economies by buildings railroad with Iranball and having  Georgiaball help him export his goods to Europe. The 90s were not nice to Armenia, as not the war but he sufferings from very bad earthquake as well. But, in 2000s Armenia got on his feet and was ready to move on. Many Armenballs that live outside of Armenia that escaped from genocide helpings Armenia a lot. eshak was keep violating ceasefire and OSCEball cannot doings anything about it, and hes the one that should punish those who violate ceasefire AND AZER VIOLATED IT!!! In 2015 Armeniaball joined  Eurasian Unionball and  CSTOball instead of havings paper signed with  EUball as he believed that Europe won't help much and decided to be closer with  Russiaball. In 2016 Sheep lover's assholes exploded and he attacked  my little brother and as usual he got his assholes kicked and send back to Central Asia claimed victory while he was the one losing a lot. Armeniaball had decided to become from Presidential to Parliament Republic and will do so in 2018. When doing the switch through governments, my corrupt president cheburashka Serzh Sargsyan decided it would be a good idea to run for prime minister, the next thing you know it, the majority of my population came out to protest. For 1 month, 1 week, and 1 day, the Velvet Revolution was happening. Everyone was outside, protesting, yelling, playing music, having a good time. The leader of the opposition, Nikol Pashinyan, eventually told everyone to block every road (Except for the ones that go too my Brother), so everyone thought up of the most creative ways to block the streets. They played volleyball, cooked some khorovats, and even got haircuts. Serzh got tired of this and resigned, and eventually most of the corrupt politicians from the republican party resigned as well and Nikol was elected to Prime minister. Now Armeniaball is just sweeping away corrupt officials and generals and electing better politicians who aren't as corrupt as the ones before.

Friends (Ընկերներ/Ynkerner)

 * [[File:Angola-icon.png]] Angolaball - Good african friend, he even voted against this shameful resolution
 * [[File:Argentina-icon.png]] Argentinaball - Armenian diaspora is having colonies there. He's a friend who has stuck up for Armenia in the past.
 * Boliviaball - Yuo recognize the genocide, and we both like Ethiopiaball a lot, so we are really good friends.
 * Brazilball - Of many thanks for taking in my refugees during the genocide. We are friends with Lebanonball too.
 * [[File:Bulgaria-icon.png]] Bulgariaball - Many of Armens go to Bulgaria. He is orthodox, too. Maybe we can be better friends, but for now.
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball - He recognizes the Armenian Genocide, and is an ally of USA. One of his hamlets has a name in honor of me though. I love his culture. Yep your very nice. THANK YOU FOR STOPING EXPORTS TO AZERBAIJAN!!! YEEEET YOU HAVE ANSWERED MY CALL. TOGETHER WE CAN BE BEST BUDDIES
 * [[File:Quebec-icon.png]] Quebecball - The first province to recognize my genocide!
 * CARball - Another good african friend, he likes remove pirates and he's also friends with  Ethiopiaball. Thanks for removing those pirates.
 * [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball - Is trade partner and interested in Armeniaball's economic development. Might be a good backup partner if Russiaball ever bails out on him. Also gave  Yerevanball some buses. Thanks Chinastan! Also an kebab remover.
 * Chileball - He recognizes my genocide and I have good relations with him.
 * Crimeaball - Yuo are Russian clay.
 * [[File:Cyprus-icon.png]] Cyprusball - Yuo are real Cyprus! Armenia and Cyprus share good feelings towards each other, as they both hate Turkey and Azerbaijan.
 * Egyptball - We both hate  filthy turks and  genocider bitch.
 * Ethiopiaball - Coptic African brother who recognize my genocide and even provides homes for my escaped refuges. Thanks! I appreciate your support! He is also my best african friend and trading partner. I hope you cannot into starvation anymore. He has a small Armenian community living in his clay currently from the refugees since most of them moved back to Armenia during the Soviet era. We are also both the first converters of christianity.
 * Ethiopian Empireball - You helped fight against kebab, and you held of my refugees.
 * [[File:Eurasian Union-icon.png]] Eurasian Unionball - Hopes to making money with him, but has only started. This better not be some kind of trick to resurrect Soviet Union.
 * [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball - We have a great relationship, I help her remove kebab and we're known to give each other big points at Eurovision (my jury gave her 12 points in 2016). She also made it illegal to deny Armenian genocide on her clay.
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball - Has much kebab living with him and didn't do anything to stop genocide... until 2016 when he finally of recognized it and said sorry! Danke, Germania. But also know how to controll the money.
 * [[File:Greece-icon.png]] Greeceball - We met so long ago that I cannot into remembering when. We were and still are great love who support each other in a difficult situation. Both hatings kebab, we are kebab removers, we are Orthodox and we want to restore glorious city of Constantinople but he is in more debts and wants to pay it up.
 * [[File:India-icon.png]] Indiaball - They have been friends for a long time, and have close ties. [[File:Yerevan-icon.png]] Yerevanball has a yearly Indian festival too. Armeniaball supports him against evil Pakistan since Pakistan doesn't recognize Armenia.
 * [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesiaball - I like visiting him and chilling with him. He's very hospitable and nice, althrough you are kebab but he want to Recognized My Genocide just like his  Father.
 * Baliball - My People Likes his Beaches and He Hates Kebabs too.
 * [[File:Iran-icon.png]] Iranball - He of used to be one of my greatest enemies and now he of one of my best friends. We likeach other and have a lot of economical partnerships with each other. A lot of Persian tourists come and visit me. Let's buildings a railroad together!
 * [[File:Iraq-icon.png]] Iraqball - Has much Armenians living in his clay. We are in good relations after Saddam fell from power. Just like Syria he has lots of Armenians living in his clay. I hope he finally kills [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISISball. Ah wait he already did it! He can into stronk evil jihadist remover! But he is of Kebab.
 * [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball - Has good pizza but I wonder why Indiaball hates him!
 * [[File:Japan-icon.png]] Japanball - I love his cars. He's good friends with Serbiaball and  Georgiaball but I wonder why  Colombiaball,  Kurdistanball and  Russiaball hate him!
 * [[File:Kazakhstan-icon.png]] Kazakhbrick - I like Tokayev. Kazakhs are our exceptional friends. Even if he's Turkic, he also my friend. But most of Turks are pissed off about yuo for celebrating my independence day with my flag in Nur-Sultan in Russian language on social media where even an Azeri Soldier died on that day (in 21/9/2020). Well...
 * [[File:Lebanon-icon.png]] Lebanonball - Being in Middle East Lebanonball is quite a badass and brave country, with really good food. Armenia loves Lebanon. Lebanon is also the first Middle Eastern country to recognize the Armenian genocide.
 * Moldovaball - Romania's little brother and he likes  my friends. And he also hates that stupid  kebab.
 * Mexicoball - I love his tacos and he recognizes my genocide. He's also a son of Spainball and a brother of  Chileball, but I wonder why  Swedenball and  USAball hates him!
 * Norwayball - A​​​​​ good friend in Scandinavia. I am inspired by his GDP.
 * [[File:Poland-icon.png]] Polandball - These countryballs aren't trade partners or something like that, but it should be there, because there is love between its people. Armeniaball's presence in the country goes back to Medieval times when Armeniaballs were fleeing [[File:Seljuk-icon.png]] Seljukball. Poland recognizes genocide and gifs Armenia cherries. Yum.  F*CK YOU STUPID KURWA! MAKE ME LOSE 6-1 IN WORLD CUP NEVER FORGIVE!  Anyway, happy 100th independence day Poland!
 * [[File:Romania-icon.png]] Romaniaball - We are of good friends. We are both Orthodox and,removing kebab and he hates that Hungarian.
 * [[File:Scotland-icon.png]] Scotlandball, [[File:Northern Ireland-icon.png]] Northern Irelandball [[File:Wales-icon.png]] Walesball - You three are better than Tea cuz they can into recognize the Armenian genocide.
 * [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball - They are good friends, Also they disagree on [[File:Nagorno-Karabakh-icon.png]] Artsakhball because of Serbia not wanting [[File:Kosovo-icon.png]] Kosovoball's independence. But [[File:Greece-icon.png]] Greeceball is our middleman. They are often portrayed as closer friends in diplomacy.
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball - Big Brother in law who protects Armenia from Turkey. Russia also supported Armenia during the Nagorno-Karabakh War and Armenia is in Eurasian Union with  Russia.
 * [[File:Spain-icon.png]] Spainball - Armenia and Spain like each other.
 * [[File:Syria-icon.png]] Syriaball - They get along well, as he helped Armeniaballs during the genocide. Feels sorry for him these days though. Armeniaball is taking in some of his Syrian-Armenian and Yazidi refugees, who bring with them their fine cuisine. But please stop hating Colombiaball.
 * Swedenball - My only Nordic friend can recognize my genocide and he also hates that kebab. Thanks, Sweden!
 * Tajikistanball - Tajikistanball gets along really well with Armeniaball as Armenian militias helped defeat Islamists in Tajikistanball with the help of Uzbekistanball. Also, Emomali Rahmon visited the Armenian Genocide memorial in Yerevan in 2017. Although there has been riots, all of that is in the past.
 * Tringapore - My immigrants contributed significantly in the development of his clay, and the Armenian Church is also the oldest church in his clay. Great friend in Southeast Asia, and I am inspired by his model of development.
 * [[File:Uruguay-icon.png]] Uruguayball - Uruguay will always be in Armenia's heart! First country ever to recognize the Armenian Genocide. Armenia remembers that.
 * Uzbekistanball - Despite being Turkic, Uzbekistan gets along well with Armenia. Armenians have had a presence in Central Asia for a long time and traded with the Turkic peoples there. Armenians began fleeing to Central Asia in order to escape persecution and genocide by the Ottoman Empireball. With the eruption of the Tajikistani Civil War, Uzbekistan encouraged Armenians to fight against Islamists in Tajikistan and Uzbekistan had Armenian militas fighting for them and the Tajik government. It is also thoughy that Uzbekistan unofficially recognized the Armenian Genocide. Why Turkey and Azerbaijan didn't be like you when it comes to recognizing? Huh?
 * UAEball - Only and best friend in Arabia! He recognizes my genocide and I had some of my people visiting into his clay. I also like his towers.
 * Norwayball - A​​​​​ good friend in Scandinavia. I am inspired by his GDP.
 * Myanmarball - Kebab removing partner in Southeast Asia! He likes to remove Rohingyas out of his clay, and he also hates  my enemies.
 * Vietnamball - Good Asian bro. Has very good relations but damn he likes kebab. PLOX COLLABORATE WITH  CHINABALL TO SAVE ME FROM  THIS BULLYING PRICK PLOX!
 * [[File:Abkhazia-icon.png]] Abkhaziaball and [[File:South Ossetia-icon.png]] South Ossetiaball - I will recognize yuo two maybe, just hope [[File:Georgia-icon.png]] Georgiaball doesn't get angry. And thanks for supporting my little brother.

Neutral (Չեզոք/CH’ezok)

 * [[File:Belarus-icon.png]] Belarusball - Chaos in your country makes it hard for me to deal with you sorry...
 * Bosnia and Herzegovinaball - Huh, is he a mixed Orthodox, Catholic, Islam and multicultural country? (O_o) Let me take a look at you because you have alot of people speaking the same language like Serbia....
 * [[File:Colombia-icon.png]] Colombiaball - He's my South American friend. He also recognizes my genocide, and there's even a cityball in Colombia called Armenia. Interesting. But why yuor flag so similar to mine??!!
 * [[File:Kurdistan-icon.png]] Kurdistanball - Even if he did genocides with Ottomanball, he said he is of sorry. We are almost like brothers, close cousins actually. I will help you fight against that devil, but don't claim my lands! FUCK OFF WİTH YOU İMAGİNARY KURDİSTAN YOU İNFANT RAT THAT ESCAPED FROM ZAGRO MOUNTAİNS AND SETTLED İN ARMENİAN LANDS WİTH THE HELP OF TURKS AFTER 1071. FUCK OFF VAN WUZ OUR CAPİTAL ALONG WİTH OTHER ARMENİAN CİTİES OF BINGOL, MUSH, TIGRANKERT! WE WİLL TAKE BACK TURKİSH İNFESTED ERZURUM, ERZINCAN, SEBASTİA AND THEN WE WİLL TAKE BACK THESE KURDİSH İNFESTED CİTİES FROM YOU! GET THE FUCK OFF MY CİTİES AND RETURN TO IRANİAN MOUNTAİNS YOU WHORESONS.
 * Soviet Unionball - Father. Why you gotta side with Azerbaijanball in the Nagarno-Karabakh War? Oh well, you did protect me from him too though and kept me safe at least.
 * [[File:EU-icon.png]] EUball - Armeniaball has mostly friendly feelings for him, even though [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball is making Armeniaball stay away from him. Disagrees with EUball on Crimea though, because he believes in the right of self-determination.
 * Saudi Arabiaball - We are neutral. Although I hate your religion because it might going to badly happen. Also stop hating Iranball. But it's okay we didn't improve relations and we still hate  Turkeyball, though.
 * [[File:Georgia-icon.png]] Georgiaball - He of a brother. We share good relations even though we fight a lot. Too sad he of not no longer removings [[File:Turkey-icon.png]] kebab with me like we used to before. Also, why did you break my internet? Give back Javakhk you damn Sakartvelo.
 * Libyaball - Thanks for recognizing my genocide but why are you friends with kebabs?
 * [[File:Kyrgyz-icon.png]] Kyrgyzstanball and [[File:Turkmen-icon.png]] Turkmenistanball - They are Turkic but we can into [[File:CSTO-icon.png]] CSTOball, and they are not annoying. So not all bad. Plus Kyrgyzstan I know you have chaos. Let me join in with Russia in meddling in you Jeebenkov
 * [[File:OSCE-icon.png]] OSCEball - FOR GODS SAKE, PUNISH AZER, HE IS LITERALLY THE ONE VIOLATING CEASEFIRES Thanks for keeping peace in the region... sort of.
 * Slovakiaball - Uhhh. We ok i guess... because he is Czech's brother BUT STOP SAYING  NAGORNO-KARABAKH IS AZERBAIJAN!!!
 * [[File:UK-icon.png]] UKball - We are friends, but he won't recognise genocide much and won't give back [[File:Ancient Armenia-icon.png]] Ancient Armeniaball's statue of Anahit. Also he wants to mine Syunikball's gold; which even if it improves Armeniaball's economy might destroy his environment in the process. I like how you can remove kebab in WWI tho.
 * [[File:Ukraine-icon.png]] Ukraineball - Orthodox brother! we have a lot of history together, going back to medieval times when some of my people traveled to his clay. we export some trading as well, and i feel bad for him being attacked by everybody. But please help me defend my sovereignty please... We have alot in common right?
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball (Except for Mississippiball)- Armenia receives the second highest U.S. aid per capita behind Israel. USAball wants Armeniaball and Azerbaijanball to stop fighting and for Armeniaball to make up with Turkeyball so there can be peace in the region. And he wishes to undermine Armeniaball's friendship with Russiaball. Heard you were having some trouble with Erdogan. Maybe you can focus on developing me up to become a stronk country now? Your people can into lovings my culture! Also thank you for Recognizing my Genocide Unlike Yuor Daughter Who Does not Recognized my Genocide. Probably he can be my best friend in the future! I also have an embassy in  DCball. Also I respect him alot.
 * [[File:California-icon.png]] Californiaball - Thank you so much, Kardashian.
 * Venezuelaball - I KNOW that we both like Russiaball and that you recognize my genocide but we are neutral because so much crap is happening between us
 * Malaysiaball (Since 2020) - Even though you became friends with [[File:Azerbaijan-icon.png]] this idiot. But at least I give him a hotel though.
 * [[File:Israel-icon.png]] Israelcube - We have both been through a lot and we previously had good relations, but you're far too supportive of Azerbaijanball. STOP THIS COMPLICITY IN GENOCIDE OR I WILL WITHDRAW MY AMBASSADOR!

Enemies (Թշնամիները/T’shnaminery)

 * [[File:Mississippi-icon.png]] Mississippiball - YUO SAY THAT THE ARMENIAN GENOCIDE DIDN'T HAPPEN, YUO RACIST, YUO PUPPET OF TURKEY, AND THE ONLY,ONLY AMERICAN STATE THAT DOESN'T RECOGNIZE THE ARMENIAN GENOCIDE!!! Enjoy getting run over by [[File:California-icon.png]] my best friend's socialism hahaha.
 * FSAball - LEAVE REAL SYRIA ALONE, YOU TURKISH PUPPET!!! REMOVE FSA!!! REMOVE ERDOGAN!!! REMOVE THE SYRIAN JIHADS!!!
 * [[File:Azerbaijan-icon.png]] Azerbaijanball - Turkey but smaller (see below). My salty Caucasian brother who lives in his own imagination. Keeps lying to himself that he is stronker than me, and keeps getting his arse kicked violating ceasefires in border and also destroys my monuments. [[File:Nagorno-Karabakh-icon.png]] Artsakhball is free now and deal with it stinky Turkish puppet! Without oil yuo will die HAHAHAHAHA! W ait. WHAT. YOU FUCKING JERK YOU SENT MISSILES IN TO ARTASKH CLAY? REMOVE! And unlike this stupid azeri singer's song yuo will never put yuor flag in Karabakh. Even if yuo did, that flag will be down again. It doesn't matter if yuo get though the 25 foot and put yuor flag on it. A 25 foot flag pole is truly larger. But still yuo will be paying for this!!! I will send that singer to Yerevan Prison and cease all yuor friends suporting yuo! And i'll bring Artsakh back to my clay and yuor clay to me or Iranball or half me and half Iran. I don't know. BUT YUO WILL BE PAYING FOR THIS!!!!! RUSSIA HAS A CEASEFIRE AGREEMENT AND WE ACCEPTED. LETS SEE WHAT WE GET OUT OF IT!!!
 * Dagestanball - [[File:Azerbaijan-icon.png]] Azer's Puppet in Russia. REMOVE! Meh. Who the hell is even he? He is not even gonna make it to greater one. Even he has a villige with most of me. And it's called Karabagly. BUT I STILL DON'T THINK YUO CAN EVEN SEE YUOR BROTHERS TAKING THE HELL OUTTA ME!!! I DON'T THINK SO. SO I DON'T CARE!!! AT ALL!!! NO DAMN WAY!!!
 * Iranian Azerbaijanball - Another [[File:Azerbaijan-icon.png]] azer's Puppet that wants to stop the trucks coming from Iran to make Azerbaijan beat me during the war. And i don't even care about even if yuo took a quarter of Iran. I care about gibing yuo no freedom at all.   OH SHOOT!!! HE IS EVEN BIGGER THAN AZERBAIJAN AND ME!!! But he's not stronger than me!!! REMOVE AZERI-IRANIANS!!! YUO SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN EXISTING!!!  
 * Mauritiusball - FLAG STEALER!!! AND ALSO YOU STOLE MY BROTHERS' FLAGS!!!
 * Meghalayaball - Another Flag Stealer???? Get original!
 * Xinjiangball ​​​​​​- YUO CAN'T GET RID OF CHINA THE GREAT!!! EVEN ME!!! YUO DESERVE THE RE-EDUCATION CAMPS!!! OUR LESSONS ARE NOT DONE!!! BUT YUO'RE DONE!!!!! GET OFF WITH FREEDOM FOR KEBABZ AND GET YUOR A$$ BACK TO THAT CAMP!!! ur people are being converted into PR Chinese and removing the kebab elements. Get back to the camp! If yuo don't want more troubles come to yuo, come join China! Come join kebab remov-
 * [[File:Hungary-icon.png]] Hungaryball - Yuo should have not released murderer, so that's why I cut ties with him and he supports Azerbaijanball. Worst European country ever i have to say this. End of story! He should be sorry! So soon... And i heard he was the member of The Visegrád Groupball.
 * Botswanaball - WHY ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH THAT BIG GENOCIDAL KEBAB AND HATE MY FRIEND ROMANIA?!?! ALSO YOU STOLE ARGENTINA'S FLAG!!! REMOVE ROBOTS AND KEBABS!!!
 * [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISISball - FIRST YUO KILL INNOCENT CIVILIANS AND NOW YUO BURN AND DESTROY MY CHURCHES?! LEAVE SYRIA AND IRAQ ALONE! YUO ARE EVEN WORSE THAN TURKEY! I suspect Turkeyball aids and funds him... Now i think yuo are defeated. But we WILL NOT FORGET!!!
 * İlham Aliyev - No way yuo can take Karaba-
 * Qatarball - THAT STUPID TURKISH PUPPET SUPPORTS ON THAT TERRORISTS AND HE'S ALSO FRIENDS WITH KEBABS!! REMOVE KEBAB TERRORIST SUPPORTER!!!!
 * Albaniaball - EUROPEAN KEBAB!!! STOP BULLYING SERBIA, YOU ASSHOLE!! ALSO HOW DARE YOU MAKE  KOSOVO INDEPENDENT BY PUTTING MAJOR ALBANIANS IN HIS CLAY!!! REMOVE SHQIP AND KEBAB FROM PREMISES!!!
 * Kosovoball - HOW DARE YOU BECOME INDEPENDENT FROM SERBIA, AND YOU'RE ALSO A SON OF THAT  EUROPEAN KEBAB!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BECOME A PART OF SERBIA, NOT INDEPENDENT!! KOSOVO JE SRBIJA!!!
 * [[File:Northern_Cyprus-icon.png]] Northern Cyprusball - SHUT UP KEBAB PUPPET!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUO CANNOT INTO RECOGNISED!!!!!!!!!!! GREEK CYPRUS IS REAL CYPRUS!!!!!!!!
 * North Macedoniaball - He hates me for no reason.
 * Nakhchivanball - STOP DESTROYING MY MONUMENTS YOU ASSHOLE!
 * [[File:Pakistan-icon.png]] Pakistanball - He of not recognizes me because he lovings [[File:Azerbaijan-icon.png]] Azerbaijanball. KASHMIR IS INDIAN CLAY! Also remove Scary Teacher 3D! I will punish Mrs. T for supporting [[File:Azerbaijan-icon.png]][[File:Turkey-icon.png]][[File:Northern_Cyprus-icon.png]] kebab. Not yet i'll do this... But remember THAT!!!
 * Somaliaball - 'Ew! Pirate Kebab'. He is best friends with THE GENOCIDE so IDK whut to expect from him besides terorrisum! I heard that yuo are the poorest country and you are 75% dependent on Turkish funds. I hope  Ethiopiaball annex yuo! HE also supported the genocide when he was  An ottoman puppet so I hope yuo are having a pleasure with yuor no govemremnt returns. KARAMA STRIKES BACK!! KARAMA STRIKES RIGHT BACK!!!! YUO ALSO STOLE  MY FRIEND'S FLAG!!'
 * [[File:Turkey-icon.png]] Turkeyball and Ottoman Empireball- OH YUO BOTH ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST!!! WHY I LIVE NEXT TO KEBAB AND AZER? REMOVE KEBAB! REMOVE KEBAB FROM PREMISES! WORST COUNTRYBALLS EVER! HOW DARE YUO STEAL MY CLAY AND MAKE GENOCIDE AND DENYING THAT HISTORY!!! GIB RIGHTEOUS CLAY TO ME AND MY BROTHERS!!! ARMENIA + GREECE + SERBIA = MEGA ALMIGHTY KEBAB DESTROYER THAT CAN REMOVE YUO! REMOVE KEBAB! REMOVE ERDOĞAN! REMOVE THE YOUNG TURKS! REMOVE ISTANBUL! CONSTANTINOPLE RIGHTFUL GREEK CLAY! YUO MONGOLOID PIGS! GO BACK TO YUOR START AND DIVIDE YUOR UNIBROW AND LIVE AS NOMAD IN THE STEPPE AND PLAY YUOR THROAT SONG! HAHAHAHAHAHA! YUO EVEN CHOOSE DICTATOR WHO FUCKS GOATS FOR PRESIDENT? HAHAHAHAHA! Oh yuo want open borders? Thanks! I STILL HATE YOU! 1915 NEVER FORGET! WHY DID I RECOGNIZE YUO FIRST?!!!!!! YUO SHOULD KEEP YUORSELF IN CENTRAL ASIA WITH MONGOLIA!!!!! But don't restore the damn Ottomans! If you try to restore the damn ottoman empire who was responsible for the extermination of my people, I will fucking kill you with my bare hands!!!! NO RESTORING!!! END OF STORY!!!! It doesn't matter btw, i'll might have a project to end yuo...
 * Gagauziaball - FAKE TURKIC MOLDAVIAN PROVINCE!!!!, GO BACK TO MOLDOVA!!!

Links

 * Facebook Page

亚美尼亚球 Հայաստանգունդ Armeniaball Armeniaball

Armêniaball