Philippinesball

"I am Philippinesball.. Philippines STRONK! MABUHAY ANG PILIPINAS!!!"

He is a sovereign archipelagic countryball in Southeast Asia in the western Pacific Ocean. To his north across the Luzon Strait lies Taiwanball. West across the South China West Philippine Sea sits Vietnamball. The Sulu Sea to the southwest lies between the country and the island of Borneo, and to the south the Celebes Sea separates him from other islands of Indonesiaball. He is bounded on the east by the Philippine Sea.

He is categorized broadly into three main geographical divisions: Luzon, Visayas, and Mindanao. With a population of 100 million people, Philippinesball is the seventh most populated Asian countryball and the 12th most populated countryball in the world. An additional 12 million Filipinos live overseas.

Philippinesball used to be a Confederation of Malay city-states known as Barangays, and they were known to-have had a pre-Hispanic civilization complete with a writing system known as Baybayin, which shares a lot of characteristics with Sanskrit and Japanese. Their strategic location in Asia made them an especially important hub for trade, earning them the title of "Pearl of the Orient".

In 1521, Spainball found this Malayan confederation and conquered them, naming the territory "Las Islas Filipinas." Later on, Spainball put Philippinesball up for adoption and USAball came in and took the young countryball under his wing before letting him go in 1946. I am also one of the founding members of ASEAN. Also does not have Ebola.

'''Philippines MABUHAY! REMOVE SIOPAO WHICH IS MADE OF CATS!'''

Personality
Philippinesball is known for being very polite, hospitable, friendly and industrious. He is a food lover too - he likes adobo, mangoes, sinigang, etc.

Philippinesball is a very good ball to be friends with but he doesn't like his "nationhood" or "national identity" to be insulted by others because he will get very mad. He will declare you as "persona non grata" if you make fun of him. Worse, he will also send you endless counter-insults until you say sorry to him. The only ball that is allowed to insult him is himself and no others. Also, Philippinesball has a very unique special ability, whenever he is mad, his flag flips so that the red is on top of the blue.

Bangsamoroball is of not independent and Cordilleraball is not of autonomous. Must be secretly supported by Dimsum/Vodka/Kebab government conspiracy!!!

Like Germanyball, Philippinesball also likings drinking beers. Like Bruneiball, Indonesiaball, Malaysiaball and Vietnamball, Philippines is also bullied by China. But good thing they're in ASEAN. Together, we will takings what is of rightfully ours!

Every once in a while, Phillipinesball buy stuff from Chinaball, even though he hates dimsum. Chinaball hates adobo and sometimes adds poison to what Philippinesball buy. See!!! Dimsum such asshole.

Although he is mostly happy all the time, he is sad because all his South East Asian neighbors reject him because he is not like them. Because of his Dad, Spainball, he has been raised in a totally different culture compared to everyone else and so he hangs out with East Timor, another Hispanic country nearby. But his biggest problem is that he doesn't play soccer football, can only into basketball.

"Sid Meier, y u no add relevant nations of Philippines, Indonesia and Vietnam to Civ V, but instead add assholebully Dimsum?? Oh, come on! I no buy Civ Beyond Earth then! Of good thing there is of good Filipinas mod I can download from Colonialist Legacies!"

Territories


Philippinesball owns:


 * Luzon
 * 1. Ilocos
 * 2. Cagayan Valley
 * 3. Central Luzon
 * 4. Southern Tagalog
 * A. CALABARZON (Mainland)
 * B. MIMAROPA (Islands)
 * 5. Bicolandia
 * Cordillera
 * Metro Manila
 * Visayas
 * 6. Western
 * 7. Central
 * 8. Eastern (needs more investment)
 * Mindanao
 * 9. Zamboanga Peninsula
 * 10. Northern
 * 11. Davao Region
 * 12. Soccskargen (a.k.a.: Southern Mindanao/Pronounced SOCK-sar-Gen)
 * 13. Caraga
 * Bangsamoro (formerly ARMM)
 * Benham Rise (Part of Cagayan Valley)
 * Ryukyu... Well, sooner or later.
 * Taiwan (later Formosa)... Well, only the south.
 * Sabah... SOON!
 * Spratly Islands... SOON!
 * China... SOON!
 * Kamchatka... SOON!

Geography
The Philippinesball is an archipelago comprising 7,107 islands with a total clay area of 300,000 km2. The 11 largest islands contain 94% of the total clay area.

The largest among his islands is Luzon at about 105,000 km2. The next largest island is Mindanao at about 95,000 km2.

The Philippinesball archipelago is around 800 km from the Asian mainland and is located between Taiwan and Borneo. He is located in the Pacific Typhoon Belt and the Pacific Ring of Fire hence it is prone to earthquakes and typhoons.

Even though Philippinesball clearly owns Sabah, Spratly Islands and the South China Sea, other neighbor balls try to steal them.

Friends

 * USAball: Stepfather o si daddy. Filipinos really love America and everything that was it. In Philippine communication, "going to America" has the context of ascension to some Heaven or Utopia that only the poor of Filipinos could only dream of. It was as if Americans were Gods on Earth to them, and this may be grounded in the fact that the USA freed the Philippines from the abusiveness of Spainball. Filipinos are also good at the pronunciation of English, with one of the highest literacy rates in South East Asia (and even the Japanese could not pronounce the letter L).USA's only problem with Phil is that his McDonalds still can't beat that big smiling pedo bee. Is better father than Spainball!
 * Canadaball: Tito(uncle) ko po also great immigration than Stepfather America.


 * Japanball: Japanese cars and tricycles and Anime everywhere. Philippines, though being an entire nation of Otakus, has shown itself to be very forgiving, even when it came to Spanish and Japanese domination. He also had a reputation for sending Japayuki (aka, comfort women) to Japan even though World War II was long ago over. And Philippines need Japanese monies, so they love it and forgot all about World War II. Philippines also love anime, some of the major TV stations broadcast it every morning, and the fact that the Marcos regime banned Voltes V was one of the reasons for the People Power Revolution and why Anime is an adopted national symbol. Some people even hated Voltes V as of today because it was so Mainstream. But on the other hand, Sabahball will be ours, thanks to him.
 * Marcos: "REMOVE EVEN MORE WEEABOOS!" Everyone else: "FUCK YUO MARCOS YUO R NAZI" "STOP THAT HATE!" "GET OUT YOU WORTHLESS SOVIET!"
 * South Koreaball: Mga Estudyante (Students). South Korea, while being a first world-country is horribly inept at English, and they hate their own educational system. They come here to study english, sell Samsung, watch Koreanovelas, play DOTA and anything else.
 * Germanyball: Philippines also celebrate Oktoberfest and reputed to be as fun as the original one. IS good partner and friend.
 * Faceblock: They don't call us the "Selfie capital of the world" for nothing.
 * Mexicoball: Kuya who takes care of me when bastard father papa Spainball is away. Good brother and do not beat me in boxing! (Mexicoball: I will next time hermano!) We both love to shout puto when Spainball is around.
 * Hong Kongball and Macauball - Both wanted to remove dimsum regime in their towns. Also good vacation spot.
 * Spainball: His real crappy father that used to be slapbox rich but now is much poor and miserable. Even though Philippines hates how his father disciplined him as a child, he still loves him for teaching him Christianity and Pasko(Christmas). Spain still blames Philippines for Magellan's death.
 * East Timorball: Philippines' only Catholic friend in East Asia and a cousin(East Timor is Portugese). They are both bullied in school for being too Hispanic but they celebrate Christmas with each other and sometimes with Christmas Islandball.
 * All other Hispanoballs (especially Equatorial Guineaball) - Brothers and sisters.

Enemies

 * ♙REMOVE DIMSUM!! REMOVE CAT SIOPAO!! REMILITARIZE JAPAN WITH MECHA ANIME!!! CHINA GO TO HELL! XI JINPING DEAD IN NANJING!!!!!!!!! PILIPINAS MALAKAS!
 * China: "REMOVE FACEBOOK AND WEEABOOS" Filipinos: "FUCK YUO CHINA! AND EVERYTHING AROUND YUO!! YUO ARE DISGUSTING EATING CATS FOR SIOPAO! NANKING MASSACRE ACTUALLY NEVER OF HAPPENINGS! XI JINPING DEAD IN NANJING!"
 * Deep inside, they still care for each other and Phillipinesball still fondly remember when he was bebe, he was favored in trading over Japanball who can only trade for every ten years and was taken care by him before Spainball. AHH DIM SUM PROPAGANDA!!!
 * Indonesiaball and Philippinesball: "YOU'RE NEXT, ILHA FORMOSA!"
 * Spainball: I HATE YOU!!! YOU PLUNDERED US AND INTRODUCED HACIENDA POLITICAL DYNASTY SYSTEM WHICH WAS WHY WE ARE NO LONGER PEARL OF THE ORIENT!!!...but salamat for helping me and for making me only Asian to get monies and aid from you nowadays and giving Catholicism... shut up! Leche! Pu**ang Ina ka!
 * REMOVE NORTH KIMCHI! BIETNAM BETTER COMMUNIST! 
 * North Koreaball: "FUCK YOU, PHILIP!! I NUKE YOU, PHO AND EVERYTHING AROUND YOU!" Vietnamball and Philippinesball: "BRING IT ON, MOTHERFUCKER!!"
 * ISISball: I HATE YOU ! But when if you invadings China, I will changed my mind.
 * Pakistanball, Sri Lankaball, Maldivesball, Indiaball, Iranball, Yemenball, Somaliaball and Omanball - PIRATES OF THE ARABIAN SEA! TANGINA, TANGINA, TANGINA! (Unless you all into bombing China that is).

Quotes

 * "I ate so much Chinese food last night that I farted out smog."
 * "Just seen the advert of the Chinese on the Spratlys. Not the first time I've seen a Chinese swimming in the Spratlys."
 * "Huwag kang umiinom kapag magsakay." (Do not drink and drive.)
 * "What's the difference between a terrorist and a Chinese? A terrorist has sympathizers."
 * "The Chinese may have the Paracel Islands, but we have a democracy, and a buddy to liberate them."
 * "Go get those Paracels, Bietnam!"
 * "What is worse than devil worship? Chinese nationalism."
 * "What is the oldest civilization of Asia? Definitely not the Chinese. Just keep guessing."
 * Hey daddy! Can I liek go and take a selfie in New York? (USABall: Son, you already took liek 3000 times! Don't make me get yuo android!)
 * "I was planning on completing all the achievements of Civilization V, until I saw 'A Woman's Work' and 'Sun Tzu's Art of War'."
 * "Gib public apology or I persona non grata yuo!"
 * "TANGINA MO BOBO"


 * "Balut balut balut balut balutly rich."
 * "BOOM PANES! BOOM BOOM PANES PANES!"
 * "Putang ina Putang ina Putang ina!"
 * "Taaahooooo!! Tahoooo!! Taaaaahoooo!! Tahoooo!!"
 * "Shine! Bote!! Shine! Bote!!"
 * "Baaluut!! Baaluutt!! Baah lhuuut!!"
 * Que PUTA your face MADAFAKA!!

History
This is the Philippinesball Short History from Philippinesball Facebook Page

Links

 * Facebook page