Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-33040280-20180217035334/@comment-31967447-20180307214756

Me:(To Canada) Short answer, Soviet Union shot you up. Long answer, Soviet shot you up after you whacked him with a hockey stick to save NUBB from doom.

UKball: Well, guess I need to save my son.

(The 2ball hooks the tiny hose to UK's union jack, and its color fades as the blood is sucked out)

USAball: Well, I'm alive. So how did I nearly die?

Me: You got eaten by the soviet Union. Literally.

USAball and Canadaball: wut

(I show them a recording of him getting eaten on my phone)


 * schlurp* *squwelch*

USAball: Oh, that's disgusting!

Me: which remids me, anyone know how Soviet ate America?

(Floofy, In case you forgot what Soviet union did, he did something similar to this)