Japanball

"That's Japan. He's into some weird sh*t, but he doesn't bother anyone.....''anymore."

- USAball

"There is a line between genius and insanity. That line is probably somewhere in Japan."



Description
The  Holy Anime Empire  Japanboru is nowadays a kawaii desu area. Before it mighty starving empire. Japanboru get rotsa money nowadays through great invention carred hentai anime. It's the Only Holy land of Animes and Kawaii

History
Like all historically existed formal regimes in Japan, his 'leader de jure' is the Kousitsu-ball(皇室球), the Japanese Imperial Family ball, founded since BC660, the age of Jimmu(神武).

After the WW2, Kousitsu-ball became the 'symbollic leader', not anymore the 'leader de facto'. But it's true that Kousitsu-ball had been, and is still the leader de jure of Japanball since BC660.

Japanball's ancestors, Edoball and Shogunateball, were reclusive hermits, until one day in 1853 his godfather UKBall arrived, and taught him how to modernize, and in 1868 Japanball started trading with other European countryballs as well, but Germany had yellow fever (not a real disease). He also started to build up a large army and navy, using it to capture Okinawa in 1873, and the Kuril Islands in 1875. In 1894, Japanball went to war with Qing Chinaball and defeated him the following year, taking his Formosan (Taiwanball) clay as punishment. In 1904, he warred with Russiaball, and won, taking half of his Sakhalin clay. He develped an interest in extreme bondage and subjugation of it's (unwilling) sex slaves partners, Koreaball and Taiwanball, the former was raped in 1910.

When the Great War broke out in 1914, Japanball fought with Britainball and Franceball as part of the Allies, capturing Germanyball's Chinese possession Tsingtao, and was granted a place in the League of Nations afterwards. But in the 1930s, Japanball developed an interest in kidnapping and raping Chinaball, which he did in 1937 before his new ally NaziGermanyball attacked and raped Franceball. Oh and, even as neonazi, Japan can into kawaii. He also kidnapped Philippinesball, Triangapore, Hong Kongball, French Indochinaball and Malayaball, but they were rescued by USAball, who also bombed him in his tentacles Hiroshima parts. Twice.

But USAball made it up to him by offering free psychotherapy sessions, aka the Marshal Plan, teaching him how to control his homogay lust for his former slaves,and is now one of his best friends and trading partners.

Japanball later achieved rapid growth to become the second-largest economy in the world, until surpassed by Chinaball in 2010. Japanball make anything but is very good at cars, high speed bullet trains and electronics, not that low quality crap from Chinaball!

Japanball invent amazing tv shows like Takichi's castle and Ninja Warrior, no one ever win! On march 11 ,2011 an earthquake and tsunami destroyed a huge chunk of japan's clay. It also caused a nuclear meltdown poisoning another huge chunk of japan's clay.

Stereotypes
Like any other countryballs that don't natively speak English, Japanball speaks his own dialect of broken English:


 * Anime: Japanball often uses stereotypical anime terminology, like "Kakkoii", "Kawaii", "Sensei" or "Senpai". Often, it is just basic Japanese.
 * Hentai: Pornographic anime which is used to emphasize Japanball's perverseness.
 * Kawaii: Usually refers to the adorableness of. In Japanese it means "cute".
 * Kakkoii: Usually refers to the coolness of. In Japanese it means "handsome".
 * Senpai: Usually refers to someone who is interested in someone else. Senpai also means a person of higher position. Technically the English equivalent is "Sir". It is often followed by a wish for this "Senpai" to notice him. In the Facebook Polandball community, the phrase "Senpai noticed me" is often used for reference to POLANDBALL replying to a fan.
 * Desu: Used to end a sentence. English translation is "This is". Also Latvian for sausage.
 * Nani?: English translation is "What?".
 * Sensei: Usually refers to someone who is teaching Japanball something.

Friends

 * USAball, EUball, Indonesiaball, Philippinesball - They can rikings into our kawaii. DESUUUUU
 * Okinawaball - Most popurar of sons.
 * UKball, Germanyball and Franceball- Rhey (their Victorian and Gothic styles) are inspiration of rorita fashion.
 * Vietnamball - Most frequent hentai & JAV orderer!
 * ASEANball, East Timorball, Papua New Guineaball and Solomon Islandsball - Recraim Great East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere! Trading partners, just trading partners.
 * Bulgariaball - They both hate kebab, they both are removing kebabs, they both are kebab removers. Japan thinks he will be of kawaii,if Japan likes everything Bulgarian,and/or Bulgaria likes everything Japanese. He also let me build his metro in Sofia,but has Russian wagons.
 * Indiaball - can into this list because independence teamed up wit us in WW2. Also kawaii and let me build his metro.
 * Romaniaball, Greeceball, and Serbiaball- Other kebab removers, and friends with Bulgariaball.
 * Georgiaball - They rike us and we invest many moni there... they are very kawii to. And can into summo wrestring...
 * Italyball - They made Eurobeat for assu.
 * Thailandball - Admirer and givu passage in WWII
 * Massachusettsball - Only the North likes him. He no likes anime or kawaii.
 * Saudi Arabiaball: is kebab but rikes good japan made car and gives oil.
 * South Koreaball - Don't why they hate me, don't know why they teamed up with me. We are still the trio allies with USAball.

Neutral

 * Russiaball -  千島列島  は俺の正当な領土！  Rikes old japan car. And I rike Lolitas.
 * Taiwanball - Best baseball friends! Kawaii just like me! Help each other in disasters!Hates me for reign of terror, BUT THAT IS OF RIE!!! WHY YUO WITH CHŪGOKU?!

Enemies

 * Chinaball and North Koreaball -  お前は愚かな独裁国家だ！我々はナショナリズムをぶっ潰す！俺たちは共産主義を消す！インターネット上の我々のアニメをどうしようとも無駄な検閲だ！俺は満州を再び建国しようとしている！そして、蒙古聯合自治政府は貴様を殺す！  Comfort women (or Old Kawaii as some people would like to call them) and genocide is of rie! gib minerals
 * South Koreaball - Hates me for some reason, yuor rittre puny fan can do nothing! Rororororororo. gib k pop and samsung phone or memory.(don't tell anyone that I am actually afraid of South Koreaball's Pikachu transformation rise. )
 * Australiaball Yuor rittre "anti-whaling environmentalists (Sea shepherd) of rearry getting annoyings!
 * ISISball - THEY KILL MY 2 JOURNALİSTS!!!!!!! REMOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quotes

 * "desu desu"
 * "RORORORORORO!"
 * "Sugoi!"
 * "Nani?"
 * "Tentacle porn is best."
 * "Gomen nasai."
 * "Recraim Great East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere!"
 * "Senpai?" -To all Western nations (except Poland)
 * "B-Baka !!!!"
 * 「朕茲ニ戦ヲ宣ス」 - declaring war against USA(in 1941), or against communism China and both Korea who keep insulting sacred Imperial Family of Japan(after 201X).



Reddit comics

 * Origami
 * Tomb Raiders
 * Japan goes lunar

Links

 * Facebook page
 * Goku

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