Germanyball

"Wörk, wörk."

Germanyball is a sovereign state and federal parliamentary republic in central-western Europe. He includes 16 constituent states, covers an area of 357,021 square kilometers (137,847 sq mi), and has a largely temperate seasonal climate. Its capital and largest city is  Berlinball. With about 81.8 million inhabitants, Germany is the most populous member state of the    European Unionball (EUball). After the United States, he is the second most popular human migration destination.

Germanyball is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball (his son); this also applies for the G7, alongside  USAball,  Canadaball,  UKball,  Italyball,  Franceball, and  Japanball.

Germany is often portrayed as an overly hard-working and popular countryball.

His national day is in October 3rd. His astrological sign is Libra.

Unification (1871-1890)
Before 1871 Germanyball was known as Kingdom of Prussiaball, from 1866 onwards, as  North German Confederationball. After Franceball's defeat in 1815, the numerous German Stateballs, who had formerly been under the protection of Austrian Empireball and the HREball were now defenseless. Prussia took over as the leader of the German Confederation following Austria's 1848 revolutions, and a sense of German unity grew amongst the German stateballs. In 1864 They defeated Denmarkball in the First Schleswig War together, then Prussia defeated Austria in 1866 to form the North German Confederation. In 1870-71, Kingdom of Prussiaball led a hugely succesful campaign against  Franceball for her  Alsace-Lorraineball; this drew in the South German Stateballs, and in 1871, they proclaimed the  German Empireball in France Palace of Versailles. Prussia Anschlussed unified with the stateballs' clay to create the German Empireball, and despite the fact that the other stateballs being able to control their own clay (The German Empire used a confederation-style government),  Kingdom of Prussiaball's mind was very much in control.

In 1874 as the German Empireball,  Kingdom of Prussiaball started minting German Empire coins, he hosted the 1878 Berlin Conference after the Russo-Turkish War, and  German Empireball started trying to play catchup to the other colonial powers of Europe- in 1884 he hosted the Berlin Conference, and the Congo Conference the following year, to divide up African  8ball lands among imperialist European countryballs. He adopted Togoball,  Burkina Fasoball,  Beninball, Cameroonball,  Papua New Guineaball,  Namibiaball, Tanzaniaball,  Ugandaball, Rwandaball, and  Burundiball as colonial subjects.

Weltpolitik and Aggression, then WWI (1890-1918)
In the 1890s, the German Empireball started becoming more and more aggressive. It had started the League of Three Emperors with Austria-Hungaryball and Imperial Russiaball in 1873, but this was disbanded, and in 1882 he formed the Triple Alliance with Austria-Hungaryball and  Italyball. However, by the 1890s and 1900s, UKball and Franceball were drawing closer, as was  Imperial Russiaball, to form the Triple Entente in response to Germanyball's policy of Weltpolitik in the 1900s.

In 1904 he committed a genocide against 8balls rebelling against his son  German Southwest Africaball, and in 1900 he had sent troops to  Qing Chinaball's clay, and in 1897 to Crete, examples of his imperialist policies. In 1906 he started a naval arms race against his cousin UKball, over the Dreadnought battleship, raising tensions in Europe even further, especially after the 1905 and 1911 Morrocan crisises. In 1914, with tension building among the European powers, Serbiaball killed Austria-Hungaryball's archduke, and the alliance systems dragged all the major powers into a major war.

Germanyball became a military dictatorship, Reichtangle in the war, he raped  Belgiumball and  Luxembourgball in August 1914, but was pushed back by  Franceball at the River Marne, and beaten to the sea by  UKball, thwarting his Schlieffen Plan as  Russiaball mobilised against him, and both sides made war on the Western Front.

He allied with Bulgariaball, and  Ottoman Empireball, but was betrayed by  Italyball and  Romaniaball in 1915. His colonial adoptive sons were captured by UKball and  Franceball's adoptive children, his Tsingtao was taken by  Japanball, and after he sunk the Lusitania,  USAball got angry with him. However, it still took until the Zimmerman Telegram in 1917 to get USAball into the war. At the same time, Russiaball was secretly infected with Communism, and his son Bolsheviksball rebelled when his father became a republic, and exited the war after the 1918 Treaty of Brest-Litvosk. By now he was exhausted after four years of war, and as his colonies and allies surrendered to the Allies, Reichtangle launched a last push, which was countered by the Hundred days Offensive in August 1918, and he had a revolution to become a republic in November. Shortly after, he signed an Armistice on the 11th of November 1918, and the Great War came to a close with his defeat. He was mutilated beyond belief, and Germanyball was left to take the blame for the War.

Weimar Republic and the Road to War (1918-1939)
In 1919 Germanyball was facing demands from the right and left wing parties, with lots of outbreaks of revolution and Putsch attempts everywhere. He was presented with the humiliating Treaty of Versailles in 1919 at the Paris Peace Conference, and had to disband his navy and most of his army, demilitarize the Rhinelands, and pay the Allies £ 6,600,000,000 in war reparations. He also lost clay to Franceball, Belgiumball,  Polandball,  Lithuaniaball,  Czechoslovakiaball, and  Denmarkball, and all his adoptive children were adopted by UKball,  Franceball, or  Japanball. Alsace-Lorraine was returned to Franceball, who invaded his Saarland and Ruhr in 1923-25 when Germanyball couldn't pay his reparations that year due to hyperinflation and economic troubles. He was banned from international affairs, but was bailed out by the Dawes and Young plans by USAball in 1924 & 1929, then was accepted back into the international community in 1925 after he signed the Locarno Treaties, and then the 1928 Kellog-Briand Disarmament Pact. He joined the League of Nations in 1926, and his economy and culture prospered in the 'Goldene Zwanziger'.

However when USAball had a stock market crash and went broke in 1929, the world's investors went broke, and Germanyball looked to extremist parties to find a solution. Feeling humiliated and with a desire for revenge for the defeat suffered in the First World War and he became Nazi Germanyball in 1933, and in 1935 began openly re-arming, then he invaded the Saar, rearmed the Rhinelands, and hosted the Oympics in 1935-36. He aligned with Italyball and  Empire of Japanball in 1939, after having Anschlussed  Austriaball in 1938, as well as taking the Sudetenland from  Czechoslovakia in July 1938. He then took advantage of the Munich Agreement, and UKball &  Franceball's appeasement policy to annex the rest of  Czechoslovakiaball's clay, making  Slovakiaball into a puppet state. In 1939 after the non-aggresion pact with the communist Sovietball, Germanyball invaded  Polandball's clay in September 1939, beginning the Second World War in Europe.

The Second World War, and Separation (1939-1948)
In 1939, Nazi Germanyball and  Sovietball partitioned  Polandball's clay, then he blitzkrieged through Western Europe, raping  Denmarkball,  Norwayball,  Netherlandsball,  Belgiumball (again!), annexing Luxembourgball in 1940, then raping  Franceball in May 1940. UKball evacuated the continent at Dunkirk, afterwhich Germanyball fought his RAF with the Luftwaffe, then tried to bomb him into submission. After UKball stood triumphant after the bombardment,  Nazi Germanyball turned on  Yugoslaviaball and  Greeceball, then on  Sovietball in June 1941. Operation Barbarossa initially saw his troops roll through the Western SSRball's clay, and take Smolensk, then advance to within 10 kilometers of Moscow. However the weather drove him back, and Sovietball began pushing him back. He then besieged Leningrad, and tried to hold Stalingrad in the south, where he fought the largest battle in history against Sovietball's troops in December 1942-January 1943. Meanwhile, he also invaded the Free France territories of North Africa, with Vichy Franceball and  Italyball's help.

Nazi Germanyball also rounded up Gypsyballs,  Jewcubes, and Communists, as well as Jehovah's Witnesses, rebels, political opponents, and homosexuals to exterminate them in death camps from 1942 onwards. But he was defeated at El Alamein and Stalingrad in 1943, and pushed back in North Africa by UKball and  USAball, who had joined the war in December 1941. He fought Sovietball's tanks at Kursk, then Kharkov, but was pushed back into  Polandball's clay. By mid-1944, he was on the retreat, and after D-Day saw the Allies liberate Franceball's clay, and Italyball switch sides, he was on the verge of defeat. He tried to hide evidence of the Final Solution and the Holocaust, but this was uncovered by Sovietball, who 'liberated' the Eastern European nations. As the Western Allies pushed up the Ardennes after the 1944-45 Battle of the Bulge, and Sovietball pushed into East Preußen,  Nazi Germanyball panicked, and by Feburary 1945  Sovietball and the Allies were in Berlin.

He committed suicide in April 1945, and the war ended with V-E day on the 8th-9th of May 1945 in Europe. Afterwards, his corpse clay was divided into four occupied zones, each administered by Franceball,  USAball, UKball, and  Sovietball. Germanyball's soul was in the limbo, where he saw that everything that he commited was evil. In the limbo Deathball was his judge and will send Germanyball... to a hot place. Germanyball revealed to Deathball that he was sorry for all his sins and begged for a new chance. Deathball, seeing Germanyball kneeling and crying desperately begging for a new chance, accepted that it would give Germany a new chance ... but on one condition: Germanyball would be split in two by a blow from the Deathball scythe. (Polandball says that Germanyball became a Christian born-again, Estoniaball says that this is only a dream that Germanyball have in a coma... it depends on the point of view).

ReichRawr was formed in 1948, when the Western Allies combined their occupation zones into a piece of clay to gift to Nazi Germany's reanimated body (half of his body actually)  West Germany, who joined  NATO next year, along with the other Western Allies. In 1949, Sovietball adopted  East Germanyball (the other half of Germanyball's body), and tried to blockade West Berlin. The Western Allies responded by airlifting supplies in. The Cold War had begun.

Divided Germany (1948-1990)
In the 1950s, the Cold War saw NATO re-build  West Germany and West Berlin, to show it off against the Eastern Bloc communist nations. Sovietball put down a rebellion by East Germanyball in 1953, and built a wall around West Berlin in 1961. In 1957, his brother West Germanyball married  Franceball, and had a child with her,  EUball after the 1956 Treaty of Rome. In the 1960s, East Germanyball tried to cross the wall many times, but was punished by  Sovietball each time he tried. In the later 1960s, West Germanyball would use Ostpolitik to try to improve relationships with his brother and his adoptive father, resulting in the detente in the 1970s, despite the many nuclear missiles placed at the Iron Curtain on the border with  East Germanyball's clay.

By the 1980s, however, tensions were high once again, the Able Archer war games in 1983 almost scared Sovietball into launching his own missiles, thinking they were a pre-emptive nuclear missile strike, closely averting a nuclear crisis. In the late 1980s, however, Sovietball's relaxed polcies of Glasnost and Perestroika led to  East Germanyball and his other forcibly-adopted siblings to protest for their self-determination. In 1989, Hungaryball and  Czechoslovakiaball tore down the Iron Curtain, and the Berlin Wall fell on the 9th of November 1989, and USAball's capitalist brands and ideals poured into the former Eastern Bloc almost overnight. In 1990, the Cold War wrapped up, as the two re-united Germanyballs were reunified in June 1990 to form a unified Germanyball once again.

Today (1990-present)
Ever since his reunification in 1990, Germanyball has been busy apologising to Israelcube, and giving him apology guilt-monies, as well as continuing to re-pay his WWI war reparations until 2010. He has been running the EU, and prepping his son  EUball to become the Fourth/Merkelreich more tolerant of refugees, and lending the      PIIGS Euromonies, which he adopted in 1999. In 2005, Germanyball can into female leadership. He is now happily married to Franceball, and enjoys a stable relationship with most of Europe after he apologized about the Second World War and the Holocaust (even to  Polandball). He now lives in peace, prosperity and progress now. He only uses his power to the good and now is the most popular countryball of the Europe. He overcame his past and now even helps countryballs in the Ex-Dictatorships Anonymous to overcame their past.

Since the migrant crisis millions of kebabs came into germoney and changed the everyday life.

Role in Polandball Comics
Germanyball appears in most comics (as well as Forms of Deutschland) and he and Franceball are married and the parents of the Merkelreich  European Union. On occasion, he also goes by the name of "Germoney", a portmanteau of "Germany" and "money". France does not allow Germany into box.

Personality
Germanyball is a very "stark" and rich country, the breadwinning father-figure of the European Union, and his wealth being the reason for his nickname "Germoney." His most defining characteristic was his workaholism, a serious and efficient man who always abides by the rules and a work ethic only rivaled by East Asian countryballs. He does not tolerate any mistakes he made, is a neat freak, and happens to have a rather pessimistic nature. Unfortunately, being the breadwinner of the European family meant that he had to babysit the more troublesome adopted countryballs such as Italyball, and most especially the  cancer that is killing the Euro. And of course to pay for the reparations. Also, these other countries have a lot of excuses to make Germany "gib" money. ("holocaust holocaust")



His cynical personality was justified, though, by the fact that he had a dark and troubled past, a past that he never wants to talk about. When he (as fragmented German countryballs) lived in poverty conditions while Franceball and UKball were bullying them and treating them like shit; whose  adoptive Grandfather was an über-strict and overbearing disciplinarian dedicated to Blood and Iron; whose dreams of "Unity, Justice and Freedom" was repeatedly shattered apart and was reflected in the large amounts of pessimistic philosophy present in German culture (e.g. Schopenhauer, Nietzsche, etc.); and went through not just  one, but  two of the worst mental breakdowns the world has ever seen. He still never had his dream of unity come true as he was halved between West Germanyball and  East Germanyball. The traumatic chaos that defined most of Germanyball's life became his defining motivation into the struggle and search for that glimpse of Order and Efficiency. He worked his most, just to get even the tiniest taste of that dream he never had come true. And the German Unity Day, was the perfect opportunity to acquire this distant ambition he had worked for all his life at last. Even if he today is the breadwinner of the European Union with lots of Euromonies, he is simply not just satisfied with that newly acquired Order: he will work his most to maintain it in its peak efficiency no matter what. Anything, just to escape his past.

But to look at Germanyball as nothing but a "Sauerkraut" in a perpetual depression tortured by such a traumatic past is a huge misconception. If the phrase "Work hard, play hard" could be personified into a countryball, it may very well be Germany. Yes, the numerous Germanyballs were adopted by Kingdom of Prussiaball, but one of those adopted Germanyballs was, of course  Bavariaball. You know, the Beer capital of the World. Bavariaball seems to be the opposite of what everything Kingdom of Prussiaball was: Not Blood and Iron for a few von somethings, but Beer and Polka for Everybody! Yet the opposites complement each other and formed the German personality as he is today. Bavariaball taught Germanyball that having difficulties in their chaotic life is no reason to commit suicide through work, but that one should, while living in hardship, still find meaning in life and embrace it (hence Germany as the centre of the branch of philosophy known as Existentialism). Germanyball may have been hardened by his experience, yes, but he still possessed feelings, even the ability to feel pleasure and happiness. And the way he enjoyed life after work would astonish and even surprise other countryballs. To celebrate German Unity Day, October 3rd, when the tyranny of the Berlin Wall and the Iron Curtain finally ended once and for all,the moment when Germanyball got that Unity, Justice and Freedom he always sought in all his difficult life, he revived the Bavarian tradition of Oktoberfest, a city-wide party that lasts for almost an entire month. Germanyball, after a hard day's work, is also a hard BDSM fan (often with Austriaball or recently  Brazilball) and only the weird Hentai of close friend Japanball could rival the level of obscenity that Germanic porn was notorious for. Yes, Butts Germans love work. But they also think that worthwhile work must have worthwhile rewards, and the moment they achieved the very dream that they have always worked all their life, deserves an equivalent return. To have the ratio of reward per effort be as close to 100% as possible: that is Efficiency.

To conclude, Germanyball is not a robotic Sauerkraut, but in fact a human, as far as the personality of countryballs could be described as human. He has strengths yet he also has flaws. His "humanity" and experience in the past continued to define his own personality. Also a pacifist today, renouncing war and now happily married to his former rival  Franceball, but when need be and never at his own volition, he, never having lost his Teutonic mettle, can be a powerful opponent. Brazilball learned this the hard way.

Also to add on, Germany can into Videogames. He has headqurters from Nintendo and plays lots of PlayStation. Probably because of his  close bond with Germany during a tough time. Let uns rather not speak darüber...

Constituent states
Germanyball comprises sixteen federal states which are collectively referred to as  Bundesländer. Each state has its own state constitution and is largely autonomous in regard to its internal organisation. Two of the states are city- states consisting of just one city:  Berlinball and  Hamburgball. The state of Bremen consists of two cities that are separated from each other by the state of  Lower Saxonyball  Bremenball and  Bremerhavenball. Because of the differences in size and population the subdivisions of the states vary. For regional administrative purposes five states, namely  Baden-Württembergball,  Bavariaball,   Hesseball,  North Rhine-Westphaliaball and Saxonyball, consist of a total of 22 Government Districts (Regierungsbezirke). As of 2013  Germany is divided into 402 districts (Kreise) at a municipal level; these consist of 295 rural districts and 107 urban districts.

List of the States:

 * Baden-Württembergball -


 * Bavariaball -


 * Berlinball -


 * Brandenburgball -


 * Bremenball -


 * Hamburgball -


 * Hesseball -


 * Mecklenburg-Vorpommernball -


 * Lower Saxonyball -


 * North Rhine-Westphaliaball -


 * Rhineland-Palatinateball -


 * Saarlandball -


 * Saxonyball -


 * Saxony-Anhaltball -


 * Schleswig-Holsteinball -


 * Thuringiaball -


 * Prus siaball  -

Freunde (Friends)

 * [[File:Austria-icon.png]] Austriaball - Schwester besessen auf Anschluss. Sie ist gefriendzoned mit meinem Sohn.
 * [[File:Liechtenstein-icon.png]] Liechtensteinball - Is of cute little son of Österreich und  Schweiz
 * [[File:Argentina-icon.png]] Argentinaball - I beat him in the 2014 World Cup. Freunde, Sometimes I meet with him and take beers. Their sexy former president is of my ancestry
 * [[File:EU-icon.png]] EUball -  Mein Proud Son. Inherited  Franceball's beautiful sophisticated culture, [[File: Belgium-icon.png]] Belgiumball's capital und mein Efficient Super Science, the best of three  worlds possessing all of our genius to take over die Welt . Also wants  Ukraineball as birthday present. I am still teaching them mein superior military tactics- so far they have scored a 100% grade on most Russian Invasion training scenarios. I am proud- are strönk.
 * [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball - Ehefrau und Mutter von EUkugel. "Friendly rival" would be insufficient to describe our relationship; she and I were what  Japanball could describe as Tsundere. Wir had a very, very complicated, yet similar relationship.  She calls me Allemagne and I call her Frankreich to politely remember that our union is incestuous even if I changed a lot since  Holy Roman Empireball. Also they both gib videogames.
 * Meine Sons; [[File:Cameroon-icon.png]] Cameroonball, [[File:Namibia-icon.png]] Namibiaball, [[File:Togo-icon.png]] Togoball, [[File:Tanzania-icon.png]] Tanzaniaball and South Australiaball (He does not know it yet) Mein Beautifulle sons,  Namibiaball ist the most Germanic son. You will come back soon no worry
 * [[File:Estonia-icon.png]] Estoniaball - Umm, I might have heard something about him. I'm not sure what.
 * [[File: Belgium-icon.png]] Belgiumball - Thanks for helping me run the EU.
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - While he does make inferior cars, he was our therapist who did help Franceball und mir to become best friends. Therefore, he has taken the role of  EUball's Patenonkel. And stop to say that you created hamburger, I created hamburger.
 * [[File:Japan-icon.png]] Japanball - Loyal follower und Fanboy, or perhaps Fan-catgirl. The Meiji Restoration that converted Japan from a backwater to an industrial powerhouse was partly inspired by the way that Kingdom of Prussiaball anschlussed and governed the growing   Reichtangle with precise and mechanical Efficiency. Wir fought as staunch allies together in World War II, and received the same psychotherapy under  USAball. Nowadays, her anime contains countless references to Deutschland, and she herself ist like the Asian version of mir: Rich self-disciplined wörkaholics with superior engineering, but she drinks nicht lots of Bier und makes extreme bondage porn called Hentai. And by extreme, ich mean it. shudders
 * [[File:Poland-icon.png]] Polandball - He forgives me for everything that Ich done. But he still not forgettings it Ich like him a lot, despite being kinda lazy and somewhat stupid. Ich would marryings him if he is not such a homophobe and if Frankreich is nicht meine Frau. Also try to protect him from that bully Russiaball.
 * [[File:Turkey-icon.png]] Turkeyball - Invited him for cheap wörk, now he is a good Freund with delicious healthy cuisine that outshined all our previous fast foods. Döner + Bier x Brazilian tears = Best Oktoberfest Ever!, but Erdoğan is bad.
 * [[File:UK-icon.png]] UKball - Freundlicher Rivale und der Bruder meiner Ehefrau. He does not really want to interfere in our family issues with Franceball, hence he stayed out of our eurozone, though wir will always willkommen him in der europäischen Familie. Wir also love to drink Bier und making fun of Poland.
 * [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball - He might be too carefree for mein tastes, yet he is still ein ally.In ancient times we were enemies. Japanball made a tribute to German-Italian relationships, called Hetalia, which is basically the retarded version of Polanball lighthearted anime Polandball.
 * [[File:Israel-icon.png]] Israelcube - Ich hate [[File:Nazi-icon.png]] Michself. But its ok.
 * [[File:Philippines-icon.png]] Philippinesball - Mein Sohn Interested at meine green tech and beer. Son of EU's Patenonkel so family as well (shrugs). Also celebrates Oktoberfest with me.
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball - Thanks for the maple syrup and being one of my G7 summit friend

Neutral

 * [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball - Soon  Tsingtau vill be of mein again! He is also wörk hard as mich, but his clay is full of Scheiße from smog and industry, unlike my green technology. Soon I vill sell mein debtors to him.
 * [[File:Switzerland-icon.png]] Switzerlandball - Kann ich have mein Gold back, please?
 * [[File:Hungary-icon.png]] Hungaryball - GOTT VERDAMMT JUST TAKE ZEE IMMIGRANTS. Plox follow EU immigration rules or yuo are fired.
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball - We are good trading partners now.

Feinde (Enemies)

 * [[File:Portugal-icon.png]] [[File:Ireland-icon.png]] [[File:Italy-icon.png]] [[File:Greece-icon.png]] [[File:Spain-icon.png]] The PIIGS: SCHULDEN! SCHULDEN! IHR SCHULDET NOCH WAS! IHR SEID eine Schande für Europa! Ich werde euch auf die Spieße verfüttern! Weglaufen ist sinnlos aus dem mächtigen Deutschland! GIBRALTAR GEHÖRT DEN BRITEN, DU VERDAMMTER ESEL!!! (English- DEBT! DEBT! YOU ARE a disgrace to Europe! I will feed them on the skewers! Race is meaningless from the mighty Germany! GIBRALTAR IS ONE OF THE BRITISH, YOU DONKEYS!!!)(cracks whip) Remind to self, when the economy collapses, sell this cancerous parasite to Chinaball. 1918, 1944, 1762, 1917PAY DEBTS OR I WILL ANCHLUSS YOU AND MAKE YOU MY SLAVE! MUAHAHHAH!
 * [[File: ISIS-icon.png]] ISISball - DU KLEINES STÜCK SCHEISSE! WIE KANNST DU ES WAGEN, DASS DU MICH AUF DIESEM MARKT MIT POLENS LKW! Ich habe nichts getan, und du hast so viele unschuldige BERLINER NAHE WEIHNACHTEN getötet! FICK DIE IS! ICH WERDE EUCH NACH AUSCHWITZ 2.0 BRINGEN, WENN ICH MIT EUCH FERTIG BIN! (Translation: YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT! HOW DARE YOU ATTACK MY MARKET WITH POLAND'S TRUCK!  I have done nothing to you and you still attack my innocent BERLINERS NEAR CHRISTMAS!  FUCK ISIS I WILL PUT YOU IN AUSCHWITZ 2.0 WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!
 * [[File:Iran-icon.png]] Iranball - DU TERRORIST, DU BIST SCHLIMMER ALS ISIS. DU PROBIERST ANSCHLÄGE IN DER GANZEN WELT ZU MACHEN UND AUCH IN MEIN LAND, MACH ES NUR DU TERRORIST ODER ICH WERDE DICH ANSCHLUSSEN.
 * [[File:Brazil-icon.png]] Brazilball - 2014 WORLD CUP BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! You're even moar idiots than yuor fathers... idiots no... HUETARDED.Remove Hue! So give me your clay. Now. OR. ELSE.
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball - When [[File:Soviet-icon.png]] Sovietball got liver cancer we celebrated German Unification, Franceball and I planned to adopt/anschluss the anarchistic fragments of  Russiaball for our growing child. Our plans für unser Leben were reduced to complete Scheiße when a homophobic Arschloch named Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin rose to power.  ANSCHLUSS! ANSCHLUSS! MERKEL ÜBER ALLES! PUTIN IST SCHEISSE, VERDAMMTER ESEL!!! OSTPREUßEN IST DEUTSCHES LEHM!!! GIB OSTPREUßEN JETZT!!! 
 * Reichtangle - STOP ANSCHLLUSING EVERYONE YOU SEE!

family

 * Holy Roman Empireball - Father
 * Franceball - Spouse
 * Austriaball - Sister
 * Switzerlandball - Brother
 * Liechtensteinball - Grandson
 * EUball - Son
 * Cameroonball - Adopted son
 * Namibiaball - Adopted son
 * Tanzaniaball - Adopted son
 * Togoball - Adopted Son
 * Papua New Guineaball - Adopted son

Links

 * Hamburg ist jew!
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 * Germoney's secret
 * Murica invented everything
 * Germany Singen der Beatles
 * German Railway
 * Lessons from an empire gone by
 * Facebook page
 * Germany goes on holiday
 * When the Union Ends