Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-33317910-20171010122412/@comment-31456445-20171010215747

USAball: Well now that I got my Texas back, I'm gonna need new states... Cuba! You wanna become one?

Cubaball: Sure!

(Cuba becomes a US state)

USAball: Awesome! Now let's see... Puerto Rico! Wanna be a state? I know you want to be one!

Puerto Ricaball: REALLY?!?! THANK YOU!!! I WILL BE ONE!!!

(Puerto Rico becomes a state)

US Virgin Islandsball: Well can I be one?

USAball: Sure!

(US Virgin Islands becomes a state)

USAball This is a too easy! I'm a megapower now!

Greenlandball: Well I want to become a state!

Denmarkball: NO!!! YOU STAY WITH ME!!!

(Denmark declares war on Greenland and USA)

USAball: WHY ME?!?!

Denmarkball: BECAUSE YOU TRIED TO TAKE OVER GREENDLAND ONCE!!!

USAball: MY A**!!!

(USA nukes Denmark, killing 150,000 and causing Denmark to surrender)

TREATY OF DENMARK

Denmark will be annexed. Greenland and Denmark will be US states. The state of Denmark will also take North Germany and Berlin. Frankfurt will be the new capital of Gerrmany.

Germanyball: AND THIS IS WHY CANADA DECLARED WAR ON YOU!!! YOU JUST TOOK MY CAPITAL AND NORTH PART OF ME AS A PART OF YOUR GHETTO STATE WITHOUT CONSENT OF ME!!!

USAball: Wanna end up like Denmark?

Germanyball: No...