Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-39805746-20191110024905/@comment-38730394-20191122034535

However, the Belarusians did not account for the Cevapi platoon. They drop from the skies with the force of 1 million-kiloton meganukes. All of the Baltics, Scandinavia, Poland, and Belarus are obliterated and the water from the Atlantic fills the huge cavern now created. As a result, global water levels shrink immensely and we singlehandedly kill our enemies and slow down an effect of global warming. Every Belarusian on the planet dies. We sweep through the Middle East with the speed of a German division in 1940 and have conquered Tehran and Dubai by tea-time.