Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31401828-20170703092347/@comment-31730435-20170708111020

I hear the loud crash and am barely turning around when Australia has his Machete and is racing out of the room. I grab a kitchen knife and head after him to find Australia with a Machete pressed to the throat of a terrified criminal. "Whoa Australia, that's a little harsh, we don't have the death penalty here. You should know this, it's your country!" I say sternly.

Australia looks at me with a mad glint in his eyes. "What you mean to say is we don't have the death penalty l'egally" he chuckles as his machete presses harder into the criminal's throat. I stare. Australia glares back at me with an unshakable will. I don't really want to be at odds with the ball that has the machete. The criminal whimpers "please don't kill me." "Shut up" Australia and I  say unanimously. Then...