Lebanonball

Lebanonball is tiny ball, with it's north and east to Syria, west to the Mediterranean sea (across it, Cyprus), and south to Israel. Lebanonball is of the great grandson of the Great Phoenician Empire.

Lebanon is of touristic country and used to be a favorite destination back in the days when it was recently kicked out of "Maman France" womb. With more than two million refugees, Lebanon is right now the favorite destination for refugees who chooses to come lay their eggs here. It is said that after the war between the 8 planets and pluton which led to the expulsion of pluton from the solar system, a large invisible Plutonian community took refuge in Lebanon and that is why Lebanon cannot into water.

What is Lebanonball?
Most importantly, Lebanonball is
 * of pure Phoenician master race


 * FOR REMOVE KEBAB
 * NOT OF KEBAB!
 * NOT SYRIAN
 * NOT ARAB
 * Sectarian ball
 * Friendly
 * Brave
 * Having a lot of delicious food and rich culture
 * A rocket's distance away from Israel.

Lebanon can....

 * Not into government
 * Not into water
 * Not into electricity
 * Not into president
 * Not into fear
 * Not into driving
 * Not into arabic
 * Into space (kind of)
 * Into good food
 * Into parties