User:Polish Szlachta



"Möney Möney Möney Möney Möney Möney Möney Möney motherfucker."

About me
Hi! I am Polish Szlachta. I am from Poland. I am the 4th richest man in the world. Stupid Saxton. How I became rich? Hard work of course. If you play kugeln.io add me to friends, plox.

Discord
Tag: $zlachta#6928

Servers:
 * Countryballs
 * Countryballs Polska (Only Poland)

How draw me

 * 1) Draw PolandBall with sun glasses
 * 2) Draw szlachta hat
 * 3) Draw hussar sword

My favourite countryballs

 * PolandBall - My country. The best country. Poland was in space. Poland stronk. Ukraine clean Polish toilet.
 * VaticanBall - Jan Paweł, the best Pope.
 * CCCPBall - Hail Lenin
 * FinlandBall - Land of Snipers
 * Demons - Evil


 * - You have some drugs.
 * Trilluminati - MLG master.
 * SatanBall - My master.
 * CanadaBall - Everybody love Canada
 * RomaniaBall - Land of Gypsy and Vampires
 * Poland-Lithuania Ball - Come back pl0x.
 * AntarcticaBall - 😊
 * HungaryBall - Polak, Węgier, dwa bratanki, i do szabli, i do szklanki
 * 6Ball - Future slave. I like aliens.
 * PirateBall - DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!
 * Potato Union - Potato will save you.
 * 'MuricaBall (ChicagoBall) - Too many Polish Immigrants
 * NorwayBall - AVE SATAN. Rich country.
 * DenmarkBall - LEGOLand
 * ArgentinaBall - National Day of The Pole
 * CSABall - The great man. Teach me the master.
 * ItalyBall - 🍕Pizza and 🍝Spaghetti. I love Italy.
 * VietnamBall - Vietnam War. Cha Cha, stupid 'Murica.

Neutral

 * SwitzerlandBall - Neutral.
 * SealandBall - He hate UK like me.
 * BermudaTriangle - Land of aliens. But he is Homosex Lover.
 * UkraineBall - Go clean toilet for Poland.
 * RussiaBall - Slavic brother, he help Poland go to space. But I remember 1772, 1793, 1795 and 1939.
 * FranceBall - He don't help when USSR and Nazi attack Poland. But he now is good.
 * 'MuricaBall - After IIWW he sold Poland to the USSR. But now is good. In Chicago is too many Polish Immigrants.
 * GodBall - Yuo aren't real.
 * USSRBall - He help Poland. But he before attack him.
 * Emu - Funny bird.
 * Kabutoball - Small Poland.

I hate this countryballs

 * Colonies - Yuo are just colony. You have no rights.
 * 1Ball - You yellow shit. You're my slave. You have no rights.
 * 3Ball - You aren't real 'murican. You are slave.
 * 7Ball - What, You have rights? CHA, CHA, CHA! Nice jock, now go back to work.
 * 8Ball - Fuck you! Go to work you black shit.
 * KosovoBall - Kosovo je Srbija
 * SwedenBall - Land of Gays and terrorists
 * Nazi - Germanic shit
 * GermanyBall - Nazi, you are think you are good. YUO ARE NAZI! In the futhure you will sing "Turkey, Turkey, über alles"
 * - YUO CANNOT INTO ANSCHLUSS
 * NaziBall - Holocaust, never forget.
 * EUBall - 4 Riech. Stop accept immigrants. You want destroy Europe.


 * Thiefs - YUO ARE THIEFS!
 * JapanBall - STOP CREATE A HOMOSEXAL PORN FOR KIDS ANIME
 * SomaliaBall - YUO ARE FAKE PIRATE
 * ChinaBall (Hong KongBall) - Colony of China and UK
 * North KoreaBall - Cannot into nuke heh
 * ISISBall - F*cking terrorist
 * South KoreaBall - Japan 2.0, but he is still better than North Korea
 * UKBall - "Mr. Dirty Toilet"
 * AustriaBall - TRAITOR! POLAND HELP YUO KILL KEBAB AND YOU KILL POLAND WITH PRUSSIA AND RUSSIA. YOU CREATE ADOLF HITLER!
 * Empire of JapanBall - Asian Nazi GermanyBall
 * ChinaBall - FAKE CHINA!

Friends

 * CanadianUSACool 2 - Good Friend. He made my gif and some icons Censored
 * Prussiaball609 - Norwegian Friend. (Blocked by Fandom. R.I.P)
 * Авастри or Avastri - Good friend. He is very nice but he is kebeb
 * Oktoroc - Crazy guy, but he is good
 * KingBojan - Serbian Friend
 * Pomik108 - Czach Friend. He draw my avatar.
 * Crazyball - Polish Friend
 * WoWnTn - Another Turkey Friend.
 * Stronk Indonesiaball - Old Enemie, but now we are friends
 * Kittygirl888 - USA friend (Blocked by Fandom. R.I.P)
 * GameboyNextGeneration - We are like Rick and Morty, like Batman and Robin, like Freddy and Bonnie, like... wait, HOMOSEX DETECTED
 * Me - Me
 * Yuo - pl0x, join into friend

My favorite national anthem

 * Mazurek Dąbrowskiego - National Anthem of Poland
 * Soviet Union National Anthem
 * United States of America's National Anthem
 * X-files theme
 * Das Deutschlandlied - Germany National Anthem
 * Soviet Union National Anthem 2.0 Russia National anthem

My favourite games

 * The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt (The best game of 2015) | 2015
 * The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (Now is the best TES) | 2011
 * Word of Thanks (sometimes) | 2011
 * Papers, Please (GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA! REMOVE KOLECHIA ) | 2013
 * Bendy and The INK Machine (The Satan Mickey and his machine) | 2017
 * Five Night at Freddy Sister Location (FANFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF) | 2016
 * Don't Starve Together (sometimes) | 2016
 * Don't Starve (sometimes) | 2013
 * Plants vs Zombies Garden Warfare 2 (Nice game) | 2016
 * Minecraft (Yes I play Minecraft) | 2009 or 2017
 * Postal 2 (Yea) | 2003
 * Dayshift at Freddy's (Sweep it under the rug, it's probaly fine) | 2016
 * Dayshift at Freddy's 2 (Why, hello there, old sport) | 2017

🍴My favorite foods🍴

 * 🍝Spaghetti
 * 🍔Chesseburger
 * 🍕Pizza margherita
 * Chicken nugget
 * Pierogi
 * Borsch
 * Tomato soup

My Icons

 * Me v1.0 (outdata) (by me)
 * Me 2.0 (by me)
 * Me gif (by CanadianUSACool 2)
 * Me sleep (by me)
 * Me very angry (by me)
 * (by me)
 * Me without sunglasses (by CanadianUSACool 2)
 * Me sad (by CanadianUSACool 2)
 * Wrong Icon (by WoWnTn)
 * Me thinking (by me)
 * Me crying (by CanadianUSACool 2)
 * Me soldier (by me)
 * Me tired (by me)
 * Me tired (by me)

Quotes

 * There are only two sexes the rest is a mental disorders
 * USA, Russia, Reptilians, Jew and Disney control the word.
 * EU? You mean 4 reich.
 * Colonies. We need colonies.
 * The is no God.
 * Censored
 * DEUS VULT INFEDEL!
 * kurwa
 * Poland can into space
 * Anime? You mean Homosexal porn for kinds.
 * Censored
 * pl0x
 * Can I into Friend?
 * Censored
 * Homosexuality is a disease
 * Censored
 * Censored
 * Time is Möney.
 * Censored
 * Censored
 * Möney Möney Möney Möney Möney Möney Möney Möney motherfucker.
 * Möney Möney Möney Möney Möney Möney Möney Möney motherfucker.

Can I into Friend? Yes.

Yuo are racist Yea? Deal with that.

Poland cannot into space. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miros%C5%82aw_Hermaszewski

Can you draw me OK.

Passports Coming soon...
Coming soon sorry...

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