Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-39133133-20190524221742/@comment-38424373-20190603235835

A few minutes after Showa's death in the Constantinople Palace....

Servant: Sir, Showa is dead!

Tekin: WHAT!!!??? OH THAT STUPID HIDEKI!! THANK GOODNESS I EMBARGOED HIM, HIS COUNTRY WON'T LAST FOR MUCH LONGER, ESPECIALLY SINCE HE HAS NO MORE OIL FROM RIYADH!!!! SCREW THIS MAN, HE IS SALAZAR!!!! SERVANT, TELL EVERYONE THAT I AM BREAKING MY NEUTRALITY IN THIS JAPANESE SITUATION!!!! I WILL SEND TROOPS OVER THERE TO OBLITERATE JAPAN AND TEAR EVERYTHING DOWN!!!! HIDEKI'S "REPUBLIC" WILL DIE AND THE LAND WILL BECOME A COLONY FOR THE COALITION!!!!!! GRAHHHHHH!!!!! -screams so loudly that all of Constantinople hears his screams-

Tekin's wife: Servant? What is going on with my husband?

Servant: Miss, I think your husband is currently in his "rage mode"