User blog:Sniperstock/How to not get globalled

Apparently you rowdy kids can't keep yourselves out of trouble. Take my sage advice to avoid getting globalled and losing your access to this valuable community of 12 year olds drawing circles in MS Paint

1. Always think before you write something on someone's wall. People's walls are like an extension of their souls. When you write something abusive or useless on someone's wall it's like you're leaving a flaming bag of dog shit on their doorstep and then ringing the doorbell so they come out and stomp on it to put the fire out and get BBQ doggy doo doo all over their shoes. Don't do this, it's not nice. But if you do try it, make a video and upload it to Youtube for the sweet sweet ad money.

2. Be kind to mods. They are people just like you and me. Being a mod is an unfortunate condition caused by severe retardation from birth defects. Don't be rude to them, they are doing their best and they didn't choose their lifestyle.

3. Put effort into your memes. Imagine if you were going on a date and the only thing you could know about your new potential mate is the way they express themselves through memes. Personally, if you show up to the restaurant and show me some normie shit which isn't remotely dank I'm gonna toss my spaghetti carbonara in your dumb face and leave. Low-effort meming is the fastest path to plebhood.

I hope this guide helps you. Remember, if you get globalled, the best course of action is to stay calm and do a few rinses with mouthwash to help you prepare for blowing mod dick to be able to get your account back.