Romaniaball

Romaniaball is a vampire is a countryball in Southeastern Europe. His girlfriend (or little sister) is Moldovaball. He is also obsessed with removing Gypsyball from his clay as it is often seen in the comics arguing with Gypsyballs.

Roman Dacia
SPQRball and Daciaball are his grandparents (or parents). They fought each other from 101 A.D. to 102 A.D. and from 105 A.D. to 106 A.D. when eventually SPQRball won and conquered Daciaball.

After the conquest SPQRball gave clay to veterans who were serving there at the time of their discharge and colonists from all over the empire to romanize and integrate the region into the  Roman Empire, many Daciaball men dying in the war also helped.

Between 271 A.D. and 275 A.D. SPQRball administration left Daciaball, which was invaded afterwards by the Goths. The Goths mixed with the local people until the 4th century, when a nomadic people, Hunball, arrived. Gepidsball and the Avars and their Slavic subjects ruled Transylvaniaball until the 8th century. The Pechenegs, Cumaniaball and Uzes were also on Romaniaball territory, until (with support from Kingdom of Hungaryball who also had plans to annex the clay as their own) the founding of Wallachiaball, in the south, by Basarab I around 1310 in the High Middle Ages, and Moldaviaball, in the east, by Dragoş around 1352. Most of the peasants became serfs (halfway between slaves and freemen). They were ruled over by aristocrats called boyars ("boieri" in Romanian).

Wallachia, Moldavia, Transylvania
Wallachiaball and Moldaviaball are his parents (or him and his sister as teenagers). In 1330 Basarab I revolted against Kingdom of Hungaryball and Wallachiaball became independent after the battle of Posada where 10.000 poorly armed Romanian peasants defeated 30.000 well equipped Hungarian soldiers. And Moldaviaball became independent in 1359 after Bogdan I the Founder revolted against Dragoş and the Kingdom of Hungaryball.

Then during the 15th century a new threat came from the south - kebab. Both Wallachiaball and  Moldaviaball fought kebab for most of their history with periods of freedom and suzeranity when they had to pay tribute to kebab. And a love - hate relationship with  Kingdom of Hungaryball and  Kingdom of Polandball who sometimes helped them and sometimes invaded or raided them. And sometimes they were under kebab so they had to fight them.

The notorious Vlad the Impaler lived at that time and ruled Wallachiaball between 1456 - 1462. Stephen the Great, Moldaviaball's ruler during 1457 - 1504, had an impressive win-lose ratio against kebab of 50 victories and 2 loses.

Transylvaniaball is his uncle or daughter with Kingdom of Hungaryball (whom Romaniaball ate in 1918). By this time he was under Kingdom of Hungaryball.

He tried first to unite in 1601 but his neighbours didn't wanted. Michael the Brave became prince of Wallachiaball in 1593, removed kebab in 1595, became prince of  Transylvaniaball in 1599 and prince of  Moldaviaball in 1600. However he was assassinated in 1601 and the union ended.

Under Austria and Kebab
In the 17th century, Wallachiaball and  Moldaviaball came to be dominated by  kebab. In the 18th century they had puppet rulers under kebab control.

In 1683, kebab was removed at the battle of Vienna and  Austrian Empireball took  Transylvaniaball. Although some of its people were Magyars or Germans most were Romanian peasants. Their harsh treatment led to a rebellion headed by 3 sherfs called: Horea, Cloxa, Crisan. The rebellion failed but in 1785 Austrian Empireball abolished serfdom in Transylvaniaball.

In the 19th century, kebab still dominated Wallachiaball and Moldaviaball. However kebab was weakening and in 1821 Wallachiaball and  Moldaviaball had no longer puppet rulers under kebab control.

There is hope! One people! One country!
In 1857, a plebiscite of the Great Powers in Wallachiaball and  Moldaviaball showed that the people wanted the union of the two countries under a prince from a foreign dynasty. In a congress held in Paris in 1858, the Great Powers decided to allow a hybrid union and created a constitution known as The Convention from Paris.

According to it, they will be known as United Principalities of Moldavia and Wallachiaball but had to have sepparate institiutions. Only two official institutions were common. The same convention stated that the army was going to keep its old flags, with the addition of a blue ribbon on each.

Then on 5 January 1859, colonel Alexander Ioan Cuza was elected prince of Moldaviaball. And on 24 January 1859, Wallachiaball decided to elect the same man as their prince. Thus the Romanians fulfilled the rules of the convention and United Principalities of Moldavia and Wallachiaball was born (Nowdays 24 January is a national holiday in  Romaniaball called The Small Union).

After the union Alexander Ioan Cuza carried out reforms including abolishing serfdom, and the official institutions started to be unified, one by one. In 1862 in the country's name was changed in the United Principalities of Romaniaball formally, or Romaniaball informally and in official speeches.

This was a delicate choice but eventually in 1863 kebab recognised this double election and thus union, but only as long as Alexander Ioan Cuza lived.

However Alexander Ioan Cuza was unpopular with conservatives and in 1866 he was overthrown. This time a prince from a foreign dynasty, prince Carol, replaced him. Kebab wanted Wallachiaball and  Moldovaball to be separate again, but due to Alexander Ioan Cuza's reforms and prince Carol's support from  Kingdom of Franceball (protect little brother reasons) and  Kingdom of Prussiaball (Carol was German reasons) the  kebab couldn't remove  Romaniaball. In 1866 the country's name was changed again in simply Romaniaball, both formally and informally.

In 1877, Russian Empireball needed to cross  Romaniaball to fight  kebab, but crossing Romaniaball clay without their perimission would anger  Kingdom of Franceball and  Kingdom of Prussiaball, so they had to compromise with Romaniaball and offered them a deal to fight side by side against kebab in exchange for independence. After the war kebab was removed, this time for good, and Romaniaball became independent.

From Freedom to Kingdom! and World Wars
In 1881, Romaniaball was no longer a principality, it became Kingdom of Romaniaball with Carol I his king.

In the Great War, he joined the Allied side, receiving Transylvaniaball from the defeated  Hungaryball following the Treaty of Trianon in 1920.In 1941, he allied himself with  Nazi Germanyball in order to remove  Gypsyball from his clay, but was captured by  Sovietball towards the end of the war, who kept him prisoner behind her Iron Curtain, when Romaniaball could only into dictatorship. He can into democracy by bloody revolution in 1989, when Sovietball was dying, and was reunited with his girlfriend,  Moldovaball, the following year.

Friends

 * Bulgariaball - Best friend. We have good relations and both remove kebab. Thanks for supporting me in the anti-corruption fight.
 * Serbiaball - Good friend. Never got into a conflict, we both are orthodox and like removing kebab.
 * Armeniaball & Greeceball - Good friends as well, as they are also orthodox and like removing kebab.
 * Polandball - Good friends, but he likes stupid Hungary too much.
 * Slovakiaball - He is a good friend. Helps me remove Hungary (hates Hungary more than me and Serbia combined). Also has problem with gypsies.
 * Czechiaball - Awesome beer drinker. Also I like his Śkoda and he likes Dacia. Never forget 1968.
 * Moldovaball - Very close sister (or girlfriend, in some cases).


 * USAball - I'm in his NATO alliance. He also helps me with military stuff.
 * Canadaball - Good friends and nice trading partners.
 * Australiaball - They donated an Antarctic station to us!
 * Japanball - I like their Anime and Sushi
 * South Koreaball - I like their k-pop and k-dramas.

Neutral (Frenemies)

 * Turkeyball - Kebab invaded my ancestors. But we can into Friends we both hate Russia. Also he has beautiful resorts. Also thanks for Shaworma and Kebabs. And he likes Hagi.
 * Hungaryball Will not stop complaining about Trianon, even though was almost 100 years ago. Also he is trying to rob my clay. But we can into friends we both hate Kebabs and immigrants. Although we should hate each other, we don't always do.
 * Ukraineball - We both hate Russia but he stubborn as fuck and threatens to destroy delta fauna with his stupid Bystroye Canal dispite EUball telling him to stop. GIB BACK BUCEAG AND CERNĂUTI.
 * Franceball - Annoying big sister, sometimes makes fun of me because of Gypsyball and poverty, but she helps me with economy. (FRANCE WE ARE NOT FUCKING GYPSIES, IF WE ARE GYPSIES YOU ARE ENGLISH)
 * Chinaball - I like Chinese Food and but sends me shit cheap products.

Enemies

 * Gypsyball - Ahh... idiot embarrass me and an arch enemy, because this parasite is infecting my country! But Connect-r makes an exception.
 * fuck face - You kill one Romanian, we will impale all of you. Don't try to attack my capital or Vlad the Impaler will rise.
 * Russiaball - Worst country! HE STOLE MOLDOVA AND TURNED ME COMMUNIST! NEVER FORGET 1947. ALSO STOLE 120 TONS OF 24K GOLD AND NEVER GAVE IT BACK. THIEF NATION! (But thanks for the space travel, also Russia we still like you, help us kill Ukraine and get Moldova back )
 * Transnistriaball - RUSSIAN SCUM, GET OFF MY WIFE! YOU WILL NEVER BECOME A COUNTRY!!!
 * Chadball - Stupid flag stealer, stop using my flag you gypsy!!I swear to God!!
 * North Koreaball - Ex-Friend. Made my leader korean and fucked up my beauty. Thanks a lot dumb-ass !

Family

 * [[File:Moldova-icon.png]] Moldovaball is his sister.
 * [[File:Transnistria-icon.png]] Transnistriaball is his nephew.
 * [[File:Szekelyland-icon.png]] Szekelylandball is the separatist rebel son of Hungaryball.
 * [[File:Wallachia-icon.png]] Wallachiaball and [[File:Moldavia-icon.png]] Moldaviaball are his parents (or him and Moldovaball as teens)
 * [[File:Dacia-icon.png]] Daciaball and [[File:SPQR-icon.png]] SPQRball are his grandparents (or ancestors, or parents).

Neighbours

 * Bulgariaball in the south.
 * Serbiaball in the south-west.
 * Bozgor in the north-west.
 * [[File:Moldova-icon.png]] Sister in the north-east.
 * Ukraineball in the North and East.

Latin Brothers

 * [[File:Portugal-icon.png]] Portugalball, [[File:Spain-icon.png]] Spainball, [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball, [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball, [[File:Moldova-icon.png]] Moldovaball and [[File:Andorra-icon.png]] Andorraball.

Regions

 * Munteniaball.
 * Olteniaball.
 * Dobrujaball.
 * Transylvaniaball.
 * Moldovaball, not sister, the western part of mom that united with dad.
 * Crisanaball.
 * Banatball.
 * Maramuresball.
 * Bukovinaball, half of it... :'( ... fuck [[File:Soviet-icon.png]] Sovietball ... :'( ... never forget Fântâna Albă massacre.
 * Bessarabiaball

Quotes

 * Zău? (really?).
 * Așa, și? (so what).
 * Pe care (on which) - Romanian grammarnazi's favourite.
 * Vorbești Românește? (Do you speak Romanian?)
 * I-a picat fața! (His face has fallen off) - expression meaning: surprised.
 * Îi sare muștarul (His mustard will jump off) - expression meaning: lose temper.
 * Te aburește (Throws vapors at you) - expression meaning: is trying to fool you.
 * Vinde gogoși (Sells doughnuts) - expression meaning: lies.
 * Îi pică fisa (His coin drops) - expression meaning: suddenly gets it.
 * Varză (Cabbage) - expression meaning: extremly tierd, low quality.
 * Scoți din pepeni (Drive out of watermelons) - expression meaning: drive nuts.
 * La mama naibii (At the devil's mother) - expression meaning: far away.
 * Dus cu pluta (Gone on a raft) - expression meaning: crazy.
 * Freca menta (Rubbing the mint) - expression meaning: wasting time.
 * Beton (Concrete) - expression meaning: cool.
 * Are un morcov în fund (Has a carrot in the a*s) - expression meaning: is nervous.
 * Te îmbeți cu apă rece (Get drunk with cold water) - expression meaning: fool yourself.
 * Tufă de Veneția (Venice bush) - expression meaning: stupid.
 * Își bagă picioarele (Sticks his feets in) - expression meaning: calls it quits.
 * Sugativă (Blotting paper) - expression meaning: drunkard.
 * Ca cioara la ciolan (Stare like the crow at the bone) - expression meaning: confused.
 * Minte creață (Curly mind) - expression meaning: unusual ideas.

Links

 * https://www.facebook.com/NationalistRomaniaball/?ref=aymt_homepage_panelFacebook page