Belarusball



"Let me into Russiaball PLEASE!"

- Belarusball

Belarusball or Byelorussiaball is a believed to be the vodka puppet countryball in Eastern Europe (and probably is). She is a landlocked country bordered by Russiaball to the East,  Polandball to the West,  Lithuaniaball and  Latviaball to the North, and  Ukraineball to the South. The country is divided into 6 regions, including her capital Minskball, which acts as a special administrative district, giving her a total area of 80,153 square miles, making her the 84th largest country in the world. As of 2016, she maintains a population of around 9.507 million inhabitants.

Due to her very closed (potato addicted?) personality, Belarus has not joined many international organizations. She does however maintain membership in organizations that are Russian friendly, such as CSTOball,  Eurasian Unionball, and the Union Stateball, as well as the  UNball like almost every other country in the world.

Belarus is often seen as a very strange and antisocial country. While she does get along with her neighbors, she tends to mostly hang out with her brother Russiaball, even her name literally means "White Russia". However, she is beginning to open up and actually talk and have diplomatic relations with the other countries, cause while her relationship with her brother is good, it's not exactly perfect as Russia often acts like she is his puppet state, forcing her to do things extreme such as recognizing Abkhaziaball and  South Ossetiaball.

Her national day is July 27th and her astrological sign is Leo.

History
Belarusball was born as an indo-european 2ball. There were East Germanicballs living in her clay but the great migration period had forced them out of the area and Huns came to live there. However, the Huns abandoned the area and Slavballs came to live there. Later, some eastern slavballs came together to form  Kievan Rusball. She was part of Kievan Rusball along with Russia, Ukraine, Poland, and parts of Moldavia. Some nomads on horses had successfully been conquering large portions of asia. Now the same people were threatening Europe. They expanded far into Europe and reached modern day- Belarusball. Kievan Rusball became part of the bigger Golden Hordeball. Unfortunately, the huge empire the mongols built fragmented in a short amount of time. Belarusball had been originally part of mostly the Kingdom of Polandball. Soon, they gained independence from the Mongol Empireball and became an independent state. A lot of this part of Belarusian history is similar to polish history. In 1569, the Kingdom of Polandball and the  Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball chose to unite. They became the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball. They went to war with many different countries such as the Ottoman Empireball,  Russian Empireball (they held their capital for a few weeks) and  Swedish Empireball. The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball saw it's decline in the Northern wars involving the  Swedish Empireball against the  Russian Empireball. He was partitioned later and was split between Kingdom of Prussiaball, the  Russian Empireball, and the  Austrian Empireball. The Belarusian part went to and for a long time, he was part of him. A few centuries later, a serb shot Franz Ferdinand of Austria-Hungary, therefore triggering the first world war. During this war, the Russian Empireball and the  German Empireball fought each other and the  German Empireball was advancing. He managed to capture som Belarusian land. Unfortunately, Germany fucked up and got USAball involved and he got his ass kicked. Part of Belarus stayed with russia (which became communist soon) and part of it went to the new Second Polish Republicball. However, their western neighbour Weimar Republicball was super pissed about how they had to pay a huge amount of money for the first world war and that they lost it. They soon were given hope when a man named Adolphus Hitler rose to power and the country became Nazi. He invaded poland along with the USSR and the USSR took the rest of modern day Belarus. Belarus stayed as a part of the ussr for a while and became independent in 1991 when the ussr collapsed. Since then, she lived happily with russiaball.

Сябры/Друзья (LITTE SHITS)

 * [[File:Eurasian Union-icon.png]] Anti-West Union - I am member. Lets of kill [[File:EU-icon.png]] EUball and [[File:NATO-icon.png]] NATOball together. Lets revive my [[File:Soviet-icon.png]] Daddy!
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Brother/boyfriend - Love of my life... I mean, best friend! I really love you. (No seriously, Я так цябе люблю, давай падключайся!) Your welcome I helped criticize your British critic  UKball. (But хочаш ажаніцца на мне?)
 * [[File:Soviet-icon.png]] Daddy! - Greatest father you could ever have! But 1991 WAS THE WORST YEAR EVER!!!! HE DIED!!!! * starts bursting into tears* WHYYYYYYY?!?!?! HE LOVED THE HECK OUT OF ME!!! I DON’T KNOW ANY OTHER PARENT GREATER THAN HIM!!!!! Good thing he is inside of me. To this day he still loves me and I love him back! Мой отец!
 * Idahoball - Pindosiyaball's state. Wait, did he had potatoes? Yes there is potatoes!
 * [[File:Iran-icon.png]] Iranball - The best and true Friend of Middle East. He gibs Oil and I give him Weapons. Thank you for being Friendly to me and Russia!
 * [[File:Ireland-icon.png]] Irelandball - He is also my potato brother, though [[File:EU-icon.png]] EUball does not let me talk with him very much. Long Live Potato!
 * [[File:Kazakhstan-icon.png]] Kazakhbrick - Good Asian friend. Both think that Ukraine will change.
 * [[File:Latvia-icon.png]] Latviaball- EU comrade, we are potato. Unfortunately she also hates the love of my ... I mean my friend Russiaball and is also in [[File:EU-icon.png]] EUball and [[File:NATO-icon.png]] NATOball
 * [[File:Lithuania-icon.png]] Lithuaniaball - Neighbor, she is OK. She claims Minsk is Lithuanian and she hates the love ... my friend Russiaball. But luckily he also into hatings [[File:Poland-icon.png]] Pierogi.

Сябро-Ворагi(Друго-враги)/Нейтрален (Frenemies/Neutral)

 * [[File:Poland-icon.png]] Pierogi - My older brother, still angers me when he yells "Minsk and Grodno Polish". Wait you even expelled Russian diplomats. How dare you! Wait until Lukashenko responds to you KURWA!
 * Ukraineball - We speak pretty much same language and same cultures, but I hate the western world I love Russiaball he is my brother and you are related to him too but you betrayed us, just remember this "Family comes first" not friends like [[File:EU-icon.png]]EUball and  Georgiaball. (I think that you can change brother).
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - At least Idaho can into potato! Others are North Dakota and Wisconsin! I'm still angry at NATO! I'll give you a spot on Neutral section! and GIB POTATO PLOX.

Ворагi/Враги (Enemies)

 * [[File:EU-icon.png]] EUball - Me and rest of Eurasian union will kill you. Stop asking me to join!
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball- You don't like my brother/boyfriend we don't like you. HOW DARE YOU SIDE WITH YOUR FATHER AGAINST HIM!
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball - I haven't accepted your apology for Operation Barbarossa! Don't you ever think I will.
 * [[File:Belarus-icon_(old).png]] Rada BNRball - Fake Belarus! Слухайце бацю вы ненармальныя ідыёты або ці вы огребёте. REMOVE WESTERN NATO PUPPET!!! You will never rise idiot!
 * UKball - Not a good friend, but he has things made out of potatoes.  I am one big critic of him.
 * [[File:Napoleonic-icon.png]] First French Empireball- WHY DID YOU KIDNAP ME AND ATTACK [[File:Russian-Empire-icon.png]] MY DADDA? IF IT WASN'T FOR GUERILLA TACTICS YOU WOULD STILL BE ALIVE LOSER! NEVER MESS WITH VODKA!
 * [[File:NATO-icon.png]] NATOball -  Remove terrorists!
 * [[File:Albania-icon.png]] Albaniaball- Kosovo isn't part of you, you islamic crap.. HE'S PART OF SERBIA! KOSOVO IS SERBIA!!!!!! GRAAAAAHHH! *explodes*
 * [[File:LGBT-icon.png]] Gay and Lesbian Kingdomball - Better to be dictator than to be gay
 * Madagascarball - FLAG STEALER!! THAT FLAG DESIGN WAS MY IDEA NOT YOURS!!
 * Nazi Germanyball - WORST NIGHTMARE
 * Kosovoball - KOSOVO IS SERBIA
 * Romaniaball- Russian hater,how pathetic.But at least you love POTATO and you kinda or somehow you of likings female sexy version of me. Female Belarus-You can come here at home whenever you want Sweetie. 😍😘😗

Grandparents

 * [[File:Kievan Rus-icon.png]] Kievan Rusball - Great Great Great Grandfather
 * Mongol Empireball - Great Great Grandfather
 * Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball - Great Grandfather
 * [[File:Russian-Empire-icon.png]] Russian Empireball - Grandfather

Parents/Guardians

 * [[File:Soviet-icon.png]] Soviet Unionball - Father
 * [[File:Yugoslavia-icon.png]] Yugoslaviaball - Uncle
 * [[File:Kingdom of Bohemia-icon.png]] Kingdom of Bohemiaball - Uncle
 * [[File:Second Bulgarian Empire-icon.png]] Second Bulgarian Empireball - Uncle

Siblings

 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball - Brother
 * [[File:Ukraine-icon.png]] Ukraineball - Sister
 * [[File:Moldova-icon.png]] Moldovaball - Adoptive Sister
 * [[File:Estonia-icon.png]] Estoniaball - Adoptive Sister
 * [[File:Latvia-icon.png]] Latviaball - Adoptive Sister
 * [[File:Lithuania-icon.png]] Lithuaniaball - Adoptive Sister
 * [[File:Armenia-icon.png]] Armeniaball - Adoptive Brother
 * [[File:Azerbaijan-icon.png]] Azerbaijanball - Adoptive Brother
 * [[File:Georgia-icon.png]] Georgiaball - Adoptive Brother
 * [[File:Kazakh-icon.png]] Kazakhbrick - Adoptive Brother
 * [[File:Kyrgyz-icon.png]] Kyrgyzstanball - Adoptive Brother
 * [[File:Tajik-icon.png]] Tajikistanball - Adoptive Brother
 * [[File:Turkmen-icon.png]] Turkmenistanball - Adoptive Brother
 * [[File:Uzbek-icon.png]] Uzbekistanball - Adoptive Brother

Cousins

 * [[File:Bosnia-icon.png]] Bosnia and Herzegovinaball - Cousin
 * [[File:Croatia-icon.png]] Croatiaball - Cousin
 * [[File:Macedonia-icon.png]] Macedoniaball - Cousin
 * [[File:Montenegro-icon.png]] Montenegroball - Cousin
 * [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball - Cousin
 * [[File:Slovenia-icon.png]] Sloveniaball - Cousin
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - Cousin-in-law
 * [[File:Poland-icon.png]] Polandball - Cousin
 * [[File:Czech-icon.png]] Czechiaball - Cousin
 * [[File:Slovakia-icon.png]] Slovakiaball - Cousin
 * [[File:Bulgaria-icon.png]] Bulgariaball - Second Cousin

Nephews/Nieces

 * [[File:Chechnya-icon.png]] Chechnyaball - Nephew
 * [[File:Novorossiya-icon.png]] Novorossiyaball - Nephew
 * [[File:Transnistria-icon.png]] Transnistriaball - Nephew
 * [[File:Srpska Republic-icon.png]] Republika Srpskaball - Nephew
 * [[File:Kosovo-icon.png]] Kosovoball - Nephew

Comics
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