Franceball

Franceball.

"The coward of Europe".

Franceball is have existential crisis in a few hundred year ago (and can into new ones ever since), but he has mature to a cultural and economically successful countryball.

He is also having many friends in the world such as EUball and Germanyball, but can still have friendly rivalry against UKBall. Franceball also retain some of imperial possession, such as French Guyana, which cannot into independence.

Lastly Franceball is not the best at fighting, usually getting help from his big friends UKball and USAball. His son is Ivorycoastball.

Short History
France Was once Gaulball, a wild beast. Then he became part of Roman Empire Ball.

Then Romeball died...and the orphaned France became a small kingdom. Then he fought Englandball and after a hundred years of war he was able to kick him out thanks to a lady.

After that, Spainball and Habsburgball became his great enemies until the 18th century, when he decided to go back to hating UKball (now united) and lost custody of his son Quebecball. This made him very upset and he sacrificed all his monies just to get back at UKball, helping USAball in his revolution (which he tries to remind him from time to time). He was so broke that he had to melt down his crown and have a big revolution of his own.

Then he is become an imperial empire and can into berserk mode. He fought all of Europe (under Napoleon) and was victory until he became le tired and lost to Russiaball (moral of the story: never 'invade Russiaball.)

He was still rivals with UKball, but lost a lot of land to Reichtangle. This is make Franceball very, very angry... which of resulted in World War I. Franceball teamed up with UKball (which he didn't like by creating the Entente Cordiale), Italyball, Belguimball, Netherlandsball, and USAball to fight Reichtangle and Austria-Hungaryball in a bloody war that lasted until 1918 and made Franceball very, very le tired.

After the war, all of Europe entered a Great Depression.

This is when Franceball got his cul completely kicked by Naziball in WWII even though France can into better gun. This was because Franceball was a complete coward refused to fight because they were of hungry.

In the Cold War, Franceball joined NATO, but he was not relevant. France is also a member of the UN, and was of kinda relevant. Finally, Franceball can into the EU, and is now le best friends with his former overlord and workaholic colleague, Germanyball.

Personality
Franceball enjoys wine, snails, and baguettes. He is most of the time portrayed as a lazy, stereotypical French person who constantly gets harassed by tougher countries, like Germanyball.

Quotes

 * "Hon Hon Hon."
 * "I surrender!"
 * "Zis is an outrage!"
 * "I surrender!"
 * "Idiot tourists!"
 * "I surrender!"
 * "My baguette is cold!"
 * "I surrender!"
 * "Baguette, baguette, oui, oui."
 * "Je me rends!"
 * "Hon Hon Hon."

Links

 * Facebook page