Thread:Авастри/@comment-31316012-20171210030807

>Be me

>Turkish

>does knitting

>Waiting for bus

>Decided to knit while waiting

>Take out a messed up coil of yarn

>Put on seat

>looks way too much like turkish flag

>Starts knitting a turkish flag

>Man with ciggarete comes to watch

>An ember from ciggarete falls

>lands on flag that I just finished

>catches fire

>People look at me with disgust

>police comes in

>gets arrested

>Gets death row because of Treason

>lesson is don't smoke 