User blog:WestKoreaBestKorea/Personal Info

Czesc, random stalker

I, your favorite Furry  not, have decided to release all info of myself, as I totally will not get captured by North Korean spies after this.

I assure you, I am safe and secure. I have an T-34 without ammunition, which should be able to scare them off.

I have no regrets

I live in Stalin's left nostril

I was born some 13.772 billion years after the Big Bang

I ethnically identify as a Furry

I work in The Gulag (With an annual salary of .002 krona)

I sexually identify as the incarnation of the Danish Language

My first name is The

Middle: Sewedish

Surname: Empire

And I have no life and way too much time

(this took only 2 minutes to make but okay)