Turkeyball

Turkeyball, officially the kebab Republic of Turkeyball, is a countryball located between Anatolia, Asia, East Thrace and Middle East, bordered by Syriaball and Iraqball to the South, Greeceball to the West, and Bulgariaball to the Northwest. The country is divided into 81 provinces, along with his capital Ankaraball, giving him a total area of 302,535 square miles, making him the 36th largest country in the world. With a population of about 79.51 million as of 2016, he's the world's 19th most populous country.

Being a Turkic country, as well as having strong ties with the western world, makes Turkey a member of the Turkic Council and NATO. However, even after his attempts, he has failed to become a member of the EUball due to the many problems he's dealing with.

History
Turkey was born as a 2ball. He lived in the region anatolia and he spoke ancient indo european (now extinct) Anatolian languages. One of the most famous anatolian languages were Hittite however all Anatolian languages died out when Macedonball invaded his clay and hellenized him. Afterwards, he became part of SPQRball. Later, after SPQR's split, he would be part of Byzantineball.

 Shantae lives here... 

Personality
Turkeyball hopes that he can get away from the Middle East and become a peaceful country as long time ago.

Turkeyball gets really mad when people call him Arab. Founder of glorious Turanball, Turkeyball secretly envies  Iranball about his missiles and overall power in the Middle East but distances himself away from him.

He holds a hatred for Iranball because of the actions of  Iranball in the Karabakh conflict. Turkeyball is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a group formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball.

Turkeyball hates Thanksgiving, for obvious reason. His birthday (national day) is in October 29.

Turkeyball is often referred as "aggressive, nationalist" because of his actions towards many countryballs. It is shown that he has a soft side and fondness towards those who compliment about his war history.

Turkeyball tends to get nationalist so very fast and this is why he often jumps into historical arguments. This can be seen with Kurdistanball,  Armeniaball,  Serbiaball,  Greeceball,  Georgiaball. And now, Turkeyball plans to join EUball for 50 years but don't wanna anymore.

Turkeyball is not into EUball but still has cities in Europe such as  Edirneball, Kırklareliball, Tekirdağball, and Istanbulball. Because of this he has a trademark quote "Feels good to be European!".

Friends/Arkadaşlar

 * Azerbaijanball - Best friends and brothers. We call each other "kardeşim" (qardaşım in Azerbaijani) which means "my brother".
 * [[File:Bashkortostan-icon.png]] Bashkortostanball - I love his culture, he is my brother, but Tatarstan is a bit mad at him for no-sense reasons, I really want to make him independent as he used to be, but that [[File:Russia-icon.png]] vodka is an obsessive land controller.
 * Bosniaball - Best friend. I turned him kebab long ago. They had (and having) some similar problems cough* * Serbiaball *cough* and both had serious mining accidents in the same year. This makes both countryballs sympathise each other and thus, forming a friendship.
 * Canadaball - Best Western friend since 1944. Multilateral cooperation has grown through links in NATO, the United Nations and its agencies, the OSCE, the OECD, and the Council of Europe. Through these shared ties, Me anc Canada are working together toward a common goal of promoting peace and stability throughout Europe, the Middle East and Central Asia. He has 63,955 Canadians of Turkish ancestry. I am proud of him
 * South Koreaball - We see of like brothers after I helped him to fight against North Koreaball. Even though South Koreaball forgets the name sometimes. We are also related in mongol and language, so, secretly better friend than azeri.
 * Northern Cyprusball - The only Cyprus and glorious son! I'm his mentor and proud father. (Also true Kebab)
 * Kazakhstanbrick, Kyrgyzstanball,  Turkmenistanball,  Uzbekistanball: We are from the same family so they are kebab too.
 * Qatarball - He is my only true Arabian Friend, because he hates Saudi Arabia. But I help him and give Weapons against evil Saudi Arabiaball. And Thank you for let my Soldiers into your clay.
 * Pakistanball - Does not recognise Armenia as a country, unlike me . Also helped me in my worst times.
 * Venezuelaball - the country with the hottest girls in the world and new ally
 * Iranball - Both of us hate Kurdistan and Saudi Arabia! We can into friends.
 * Anti Imperialist Squad - My new friends, keep standing against imperialism. EXCEPT NORTH KOREA! YOUR FAT LEADER SAID HE WILL ERASE US FROM MAP! IN YOUR DREAMS!!!
 * [[File:Ukraine-icon.png]] Ukraineball - We are doing military cooperation, [[File:Crimea-icon.png]] Crimeaball belongs to you

Neutral/Frenemies

 * EUball - Please let me in, I've been waiting since 1963!
 * Chinaball - Great trade partner of me, pls don't do anything to Uyghurs. Note: YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT THAT SHIP!!!
 * [[File:Crimea-icon.png]] Crimeaball - My Tatar Sister, but why support Russiaball? Oh I know You Hate That Eurogay.
 * Georgiaball - Georgians occupy north-east of Turkey, but we're still in normal circumstances. Please tell Armenia to shut up.
 * Germanyball - NAZI! You tried to spy on me and now you are not letting me in to your union! YOU SAY THERE WAS GENOCIDE! But you tried to get our relations better. Btw STOP SUPPORT THOSE KURDS TERRORISTS, BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF YOU AND WITH THE KURDS, YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN ARMENIA! However he also doesn't like Greeceball and there are many of me on his clay.
 * Indiaball - Son of that guy, nowadays friends now. However, I despise Gandhi for his opinions on my father's actions. I know you have issues with Pakistan and  Islam, but I do not care because I am friend of yuo two. Thanks for not recognizing the Armenian Genocide.
 * Israelcube - Since I'm secular, I've decided to recognize this guy and have relations with him. He also hates Saudi Arabia and is friends with my brother, but why you have to hate Pakistan and Iran? AND STOP BULLYING INNOCENT PALESTINE!!
 * Russiaball - Today we have good relationships with him, but he distrusts me because I keep attacking his [[File:Armenia-icon.png]] [[File:Syria-icon.png]] His Allies.Also Crimea is of Ukraine.
 * UKball - YUO HELP ARABS REVOLT! WWI NEVER FORGET!!! But we are both in NATO nowadays so we are good for now.
 * USAball - I'm in his NATO alliance, and help him with his War on Terror. But STOP SUPPORTING THAT BEGGAR, AND NORTHERN CYPRUS IS REAL CYPRUS! Call me a dictatorship one more time, I dare you.
 * Australiaball - Gallipoli campaign never forget
 * Swedenball - Why don’t you want to be a kebab. OR I WILL FORCE YOU TO BE ONE
 * Greeceball - You have good food, but you can't get my beautiful cities!

Enemies/Düşmanlar

 * Arabs - TAKE YOUR BROTHERS FROM MY COUNTRY YUO IDIOT CAMEL FUCKERS! ALSO NEVER FORGET WWI! REMOVE OIL!!!!!!
 * Armeniaball - Both are bitter rivals because of the Armenian Genocide in 1915 THERE WAS NO GENOCIDE! Turkeyball picks on Armeniaball when  Armeniaball isn't demanding something from him or the other Caucasian countryballs. Friends with  Russiaball and a threat due to housing Russian military bases near border. .Also I did not doing genocide, it was Israel did genocide. They hid their backlash so you get fooled by the real perpetrator.
 * [[File:Bulgaria-icon.png]] Bulgariaball - My annoying neighbour same with Greeceball, and also gib me your coast because that's where ethnic Turkish people live and stop oppressing them or I will Anschluss you you Slavic Brainwashed Turk
 * Cyprusball: Turkeyball "invaded" and took almost half of its clay to TRNCball which only Turkeyball recognises and now Turkeyball is hated by Cyprusball because of that.
 * ISISball - YOU ARE RUINING MY COUNTRY YOU IDIOT, KILLING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE IN MY COUNTRY!!!?? I HOPE YOUR SOLDIERS DIE IN THE EXACT MOMENT.I AM THE FIRST COUNTRY WITH MOST REFUGES JUST FOR YOUR SILLYS WARE! REMOVE!!! REMOVE!!
 * [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] [[File:Bulgaria-icon.png]] [[File:Armenia-icon.png]] [[File:Romania-icon.png]] [[File:Greece-icon.png]] Kebab Remover Team - Those weak countries hate me but they are not of stronk so I dont care about them.
 * Kurdistanball: Who? Oh, that separatist (Turkey has had enough of Kurdistan and will seize any opportunity to crack the skull of the separatist). STOP BOMBING OUR CITIES YOU DIRTY RATS! AND DON'T TRY TO STEAL MY LAND YOU COCKSUCKER.
 * Myanmarball - That bitch killing and killing more kebab. All kebabs must cooperate and remove you. DEFEND ARAKAN!
 * Saudi Arabiaball - OH! HOW I HATE YOU! YOU ARE REASON THAT HELPING ​ UK AND NOW YOU SAYING BETRAYED ME!?! I NEVER GOING FRIEND WITH YOU ANYMORE! NOW I AM FREINDS WITH IRAN AND QATAR SO WE WILL REMOVE YOU AT ALL!!!
 * Serbiaball - He talks more about me than I talk about myself. Fancies himself the main kebab remover and Turkeyball's main enemy. In reality I couldn't care less about him. He's still mad that I conquered and dominated him for centuries. The accordion, anything about Ottomanball and their trademark words from their respective languages' slang are the main weapons of their arguments in the comics. He is so "powerful" his only weapon is words, what a joke. I will removings yuo for unforgivable genocide...
 * [[File:Soviet-icon.png]] Soviet Unionball - Pure evil, plus he supported Kurds although he is on a bad situation am glad that you're end now i'm not alone.
 * Syriaball - Turkey has a huge problem with the Syrian immigrants (nearly 3 million of them!) but he seems to let them in whatever the consequences may be. Turkeyball hopes that their democracy with 100% freedom may come rapidly as well as their refugees to get out.
 * Tunisiaball - Oh look what we have here? Flag Stealer? You don't even know how to copy a Flag

Family

 * Xiongnuball - Ancestor
 * Gokturkball - Great Great Grandfather
 * Oghuz Yabguball - Great Grandfather
 * Kimek Khanateball - Grand uncle
 * Seljuk Empireball - Grand father
 * Ottomanball - Father
 * TRNCball - Son
 * Azerbaijanball - Brother
 * South Azerbaijanball - Brother
 * Dagestanball - Cousin
 * Astrakhanball - Cousin
 * Nahkchivanball - Nephew
 * Turkmenistanball - Brother
 * Turkmeneliball - Nephew
 * Kazakhbrick - Brother
 * Kyrgyzstanball - Brother
 * Uzbekistanball - Brother


 * Uyghurball - Twin

(İndic)
 * Pakistanball - Best Friend and Spiritual Brother

(Altaic)
 * Mongoliaball - Distant Brother
 * Inner Mongoliaball - Distant Nephew
 * Japanball - Distant Cousin
 * South Koreaball - Distant Cousin

(Uralic)
 * Hungaryball - Distant Brother
 * Bashkortostanball - Brother
 * Tatarstanball - Brother

Quotes

 * "Lan" - is a slang word that you can use after a sentence (remotely similar to rude forms of the word "you" in Japanese). to represent anger. It is used to call on people too.
 * "Amk" - is short version of Amına koyayım or Amına koduğum(un) which means Fuck you and Fucking (off).
 * "OÇ" - is short version of Orospu çocuğu which means son of a bitch.
 * "Hassiktir!" - used in the places of "Oh fuck!"
 * "sg" - is short version of Siktir git which means Fuck off!
 * "Ne diyorsun" is a short version of u w0t m8.
 * "Yarrak" and "Sik" means dick and Fuck
 * "Sana ne" is a version of WHAT'S IT TO YA?! He says it to Armenia quite a lot wonder why
 * "Ananı sikeyim" means "fuck your mom"
 * TBMM is Türkiye Büyük Millet Meclisi it means "Grand National Assembly of Turkey"
 * Turkish for non-Turkish countries: in Turkish, "Türk" means "Turkish" and "Turkic". In Turkish, there is not a word called "Turkic" so they say Turkish instead of Turkic.

Links

 * Facebook page

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