Greeceball

Greeceball, also known as Hellasball as he likes to call himself is a a countryball located in South-eastern Europe and can be in European Union and NATO.

Description
Never pays debt. Can into EU. He also likes euros... or gyros... well, he actually likes both, He also hates Kebabs and wants Constantinople (or Istanbul as it was known at the moment) back.Has a great military history with glorious victories over his enemies,but has had worthless politicians for the last years.

Personality
Greeceball loves gyros and euros. Greeceball is lazy and wants moneys from Germanyball, plox, and always missed his Days of Glory as the beating heart of Civilization and invented everything modern from philosophy to democracy to science. Yet he also loves his friends, allies, and his son Creteball. Greeceball will always protect his friends and religion from evil kebab.Greeceball is also very hospitable and can cook good eatings.

History
In ancient times, Greece was once a great haven for philosophers, mathematicians, and other amazing accomplishments–like the sculpting and architecture. He also invented the Olympics, democracy, and the Greek language. Famous Spartaball also came from Greeceball.

Relations with other countries

 * Turkeyball: They seem to hate each other because of a long and bloody history of wars


 * Germanyball: Hates because Germany steals money from him. Greece still thinks Germany is still a Nazi.


 * FYROMball: Greece wants all of FYROM's clay because he rightfully thinks all of Macedonia is Greek. FYROM also thinks Greece is Kebab.


 * Serbiaball: Greece loves Serbia as they are both adept removers and share many political ideologies. They consider themselves brothers and they also want to restore Constantinople.
 * Armeniaball: Armeniaball and Greeceball both blamed Kebab the Great for what he has done to them during and after WWI and want to restore Constantinople.


 * Italyball: Greece loves Italy because they are poor and loud together. They are sometimes considered friends.


 * Russiaball: Greece likes Russia because they are both Orthodox and hate the USA and Turkey together. Russia does not care for Greece; Greece is small, poor and not Slavic.


 * USAball: Greece hates the USA, but not as much as he hates kebab. Death to Islam. Allahu fuckbar.


 * Creteball: Crete is Greece's loyal son. Greece loves him very much and will always protect him from kebab.


 * Spartaball: Sparta is Greece's badass, kebab ass-kicking father (part of Ancient Greeceball). Sparta defeated Persia (ancient kebab) in war.

Quotes
"Aera!"

"Opa!"

"Remove kebab! Recognize Armenian Genocide!! RESTORE GLORIOUS CONSTANTINOPLE!!!"

"Germany, yuo of so Nazi!!!"

Links

 * Facebook page