Irelandball

The Republic of Irelandball (or simply Irelandball) is a countryball that takes up most of the Isle of Irelandball in western Europe.

He loves beer (that is why he is mostly drunk), and full of leprechauns...*hic*... You get the idea. Also has had potato. AND HATES UKBall. From June 9-11 1828, Ireland can into removing HUE in Rio.

History
Irelandball was Celtball's son, and while his brother Walesball was conquered by SPQRball, he remained independent. Then after Englandball was invaded by Frankball's son, Normanball, Englandball invaded Ireland, and stayed there for almost 800 years.

In 1603, England forced Ireland to become a Protestant bastard (see above), and raped him in 1649. Then in 1688-1692, Englandball fought a war against Catholic Irelandball, resulting in Ireland becoming mostly Protestant.

In 1798, Ireland rebelled against Britainball, resulting in his son, Ulsterball, being taken away by the new UKball in 1801. Then in 1845, Ireland lost his potato. then again in 1847, and 1851. This led to thoughts of independence from UKball, but this was not shared by Ulsterball, who decided to remain as part of UKball in 1912.

In 1916, while UKball was busy fighting Reichtangle, Ireland started fighting him for indepenence. Eventually, in 1921, Ireland can into independence, but Ulster stayed with UKball to become Northern Irelandball. Ireland remained neutral in WWII, and joined the EU with UKball in 1973. In 2015 he becomed Homosex. He still wants more potatoes though.

Relationships

 * USAball: There are a lot of Irish immigrants in USAball. They really like each other, even when other countries don't like them. However, Irelandball dislikes american tourists.  It's special.


 * UKBall: UK used to have Ireland prisoner for many years, but that is not the least of his sins against the Emerald Isle. He would always complain about how much of a slob Ireland is, while UK himself had so much more pollution. He used to steal all of Ireland's potatoes, and forced him to be a Protestant bastard, when he would much rather have been a Catholic bastard like he is today.
 * Australiaball: Son who lives in the South Pacific, A lot Irish immigrants in Australiaball and both countries love each other.


 * Argentinaball: Best friend. They hate UKball (especially Englandball).


 * Northern Irelandball: The last bit of Ireland that UK still has control over. GET OFF THE FENCE.


 * Polandball: Poland has been kurwa'd just as much as Irelandball, and has 2 shitty nighbors: Germanyball and Russiaball. Also likes potatoes and loves getting drunk.


 * Montenegroball: Also has a shitty neighbor: Serbiaball, And Serbiaball hates him because he says that Montenegro stole his coast even though the coast rightfully belongs to Montenegro (Please don't kill me Serbia.)


 * SanMarinoBall: Also has a shitty neighbor: Italyball (Please don't kill me Italy.)


 * Canadaball: A lot of Irish immigrant there and gave us potatos.
 * Lithuaniaball: My lovely alcoholic, potato eating catholic wife.
 * Peruball: The mythical, glorious clay from which potatoes originated. He doesn't have much of a relationship with Peruball, but loves them for that.
 * The rest of the PIIGS: They and we will quit Euroempire!