Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-39133133-20200526091034/@comment-38730394-20200529023520

One of the Dutch navy sailors spotted Peron head into the house with his binoculars. He quickly alerts the captain, who pulls into the harbor and lets three sailors off to do their jobs.

One of them buys a sandwich from a nearby bar and walks out onto the beach. He pulls apart the sandwich piece by piece, attracting the seagulls nearby. Picking up speed, he runs towards the building Peron was in and yeets the sandwich at the Argentine guards. The seagulls attack with no mercy, leaving the soldiers running off down the road.

The next soldier tries the door, but it's locked. Rather than just going through a window, he full-on Kool-Aid-Man's the wall, breaking right into Peron's bathroom. The former president is sitting on the toilet with his pants down. What follows is Peron fleeing through the house half-naked while a putrid substance is leaking from his behind while three Dutch soldiers attempt to catch him while slipping on the feces all over the floor and doubling over with laughter.

Gunshots pierce the calm of the night, and the Argentine soldiers return to see the damaged house and rush inside. As they attempt to climb the slippery, damaged, tilted stairs, one of the Dutch sailors appears above them. He drags over a small desk and places it on the top step, watching gravity do its job and squish two of the four guards against the concrete floor.

As the two parties exchange gunfire, Peron locks himself in an empty wardrobe, still defecating heavily. The Kool-Aid Man sailor just picks up the wardrobe, pulls it over to the window (knocking over a candle in the process that quickly sets the bed on fire), and pushes it out. As Portuguese soldiers round the corner to see what the commotion is about, they see a wardrobe come crashing out of a building with a stream of not-so-solid waste following behind it as the building explodes into flames and the upper floor collapses onto the lower one,

The fire jumps to the next building over, which conveniently happens to be a munitions warehouse, and a massive ball of fire shoots up into the sky. The three Dutch soldiers burst out of the building, hoisting Peron up by his feet and dragging him across the pier to the Dutch ship.