Manchesterball

Manchesterball is an New Hampshirite   English cityball.

A huge lover of cycling, his clay is the home of a top-class velodrome and training facility (also the headquarters of British Cycling) that has turned out many national, world and Olympic champions in both road and track cycling. He often keeps in touch with Aigleball, his long-distance friend in Switzerlandball, who swap cycling stories with each other.

He still misses the old Granada days, it was his TV channel in the ITV network.

He has two very good soccer FOOTBALL teams, Manchester United and Manchester City. USAball often gets confused with Manchester and thinks he is his state New Hampshireball's city Manchesterball.

Manchesterball will never forgive ISISball for blowing up his clay at an Ariana Grande concert in May 2017 that left 20 people dead. But there was some joy for him as Manchester United won the Europa League two days later, earning a berth in the 2018 Champions League.

Enemies

 * Londonball - MANCHESTER UNITED AND ONLY MANCHESTER UNITED -and City, by the way-. Oh, and, fuck RIGHT off, Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs and all the fuckin' lot!
 * Liverpoolball - YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN LONDON! MAN UNITED IS SUPERIOR TO YOUR PATHETIC SCOUSE REDS!
 * New Hampshireball - Your largest city stole my name!
 * ISISball - Right now listen here you terrorist mug, we will absolutely destroy you.