Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-39133133-20200408124334/@comment-38695875-20200409053604

Alright, I will just copypaste what I wrote last turn:

I send a telgraph to Ottoman Empire's leader, Belarusball1:

Belarusball, I wouldnt suggest joining the entente because they, mainly uk and france are litterally colonising you. For 200 years they have taken all your money, they built infastructure and took everything 2 kilometers within it and much more. The only reason you lived this long and they didn't kill you was because they wanted to keep eating your resources and money. They could decide to kill you anytime. So, answer, do you want to stay as a puppet of UK and France or do you want to become free and lead the Turks to glory? If you join Entente and you win, well they will eventually eat you. But I promise if youjoin us and you win you will be 100% free and I will help you recover from what they have done to you. I will also help you take back a lot of your collonial holdings. So, I'm offering you a treaty, you will join the central powers, if we win you will be 100% free, take back your collonial holdings and I will give you lots of equipment and resources. What do you say?

•We start armored car production, also building more factories.

•We increase infastructure in alsaca loraine.

•We organize a festival and a 2 week holiday for our workers, they are overworking and hopefully we can help them recover from stress.

•I suggest non-agression pact with austria hungary

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Portugal becomes a republic.

A telegraph to Portugal's leader:

Fuck you, why did you become a republic?!