Scotlandball

"Give meh ma independence, ye dirty tea sipper!"

- Scotlandball

"You may take our lives but you will never take our FREEDOM"

- William Wallace

"Oh, they're goin' ta have to glue you back together...IN HELL!"

- TF2 Demoman (Tavish Finnegan Degroot)

Scotlandball is a ball located north of Englandball, He, along with  Englandball,  Walesball and  Northern Irelandball are part of  UKball. He is the land of bagpipes, haggis, ships and Braveheart. As of September 2014, he cannot into independence (AH LIVE AGAIN!!) though he can into being good uncle to     evil brother's children. With UKball leaving EUball he is starting to think about independence again and the UK has passed a recent bill allowing Scotland to have another referendum. This seams to imply that he does not know that EUball doesn't want him without the rest of UK. He also taught USAball about FREEDOM! and building huge walls

Now his independence movement is losing much of its support and its been shown that 60% of him doesn't want a second independence referendum.

History

 * Repeated glaciations
 * First known permanent hooses on Scottish soil aroond 9,500 years ago
 * Mists o' time
 * Celtballs (Pictballs) 'n' blue paint
 * Ae missing SPQRball legion 'n' as ae result ae very large wall
 * Pictballs organise and call themselves Dál Riata
 * Irishball (also descendants o' the Celtballs) arrive 'n' join the Pictballs
 * Lots o' standing stones and sniffing mushrooms
 * Albaball takes over
 * Vikingballs attack the coastline, lots o' fighting by hotheads
 * Englandball (descendant o' Germanicball) asked tae help arbitrate ae empty throne 'n' then steals it
 * Scotball 'n' Franceball stir the muck!
 * Scotball takes over English croon, och aye!
 * Ae lot o' rain
 * Scotball tries tae develop some colonies in North America 'n' bankrupts itself!
 * Englandballl steals Scotball independence by buying its debt. Nae!!!!!!
 * Rebels against Englandball 'n' fails
 * Build ships that sometimes dinnae sink
 * Rebels against Englandball 'n' fails again.
 * Gets along wi England 'n' at ae toll o' many Scottish 'n' English lives fights 'n' protects the word from Nazi Germany.

Friends

 * Irelandball - Best friend. We art both Celtic brothers 'n' hate UK fer oppressin' us. But noo he thinks Ah'm ae traitor because Ah decided tae stay.
 * New Zealandball - Ah especially like Dunedinball due tae its Scottish flavour.
 * Walesball - Celtic brother. But he likes sheep tae much.
 * Polandball - UK's plumber. Tis lad has thoosands o' people in ma clay, 'n' amazin' food tae. Cannae understand shite whit he's sayin' though, his language is that hard.
 * Franceball - Former rival o' UK
 * Argentinaball - Another anti UK countryball. But don't sees shame tae the Falkland name!
 * Serbiaball - Named one o' his streets after ma nurse. Good guy.
 * EUball - Ah'm helpin' UK stop Brexit (damn prime minister opposes dae over).
 * UKball - We must force the prime minister intae givin' us ae Brexit dae over.
 * Bostonball - Stout Shako fer two refined!?

Neutral

 * Englandball - Wait, Ah've just decided tae stay 'n' noo yer gonny get rebellious?! Really? We fought together as brothers in WW2!

Enemies

 * Tenerifeball - He took ma flag!
 * Argentinaball - He ALWAYS gave shame tae the Falkland name!
 * Theresa May - Let us hae Brexit dae over!
 * Margaret Thatcher - Good riddance
 * Lokotball - Another Flag Stealer! He is ae Naziball just reversed the colours but still AE FLAG STEALIN' NAZI!

Comics
Escociaball Scotlandball 苏格兰球 Škotskaball