Denmarkball

"Denmarkball, expressing his løve før Legøs"

- Denmarkball, expressing his love for Legos

"Once I was seven years old, My momma told me:"Go make yourself some friends or you'll be lønely." Once I was seven years old..."

- Lukas Graham

Denmarkball doesn’t exist, øfficially the Kingdøm øf  Høt Wømen Jøhn Dillermand  Legø Denmark legobrick ball Lego landball , is a mark happy block of Leg  ø   or Train runner cøuntryball in Nørthern Eurøpe. He børders ønly øne cøuntryball, that being Germanyball tø his søuth, although he is very cløse to the søuthern tip øf  Swedenball and is cønnected tø  Swedenball's cityball øf Malmöball with the Øresund Bridge. The cøuntryball is divided intø 5 regiønballs, with the capital øf Copenhagenball løcated on Zealandball (Denmark), giving him a tøtal area of 42 933 square kilometers (Nøt including  Faroe Islandsball and  Greenlandball), making him the 130th largest countryball in the wørld. As of 2019, his pøpulatiøn has abøut 5.806 milliøn inhabitants.

Being geøgraphically in Eurøpe, as well as being a Nørdic cøuntryball, Westernized søvereign natiøn, gives Denmarkball the ability to join the EUball,  NATOball, and of course the  Nordic Councilball. He is alsø a member of UNball like almost every other cøuntryball in the world. Denmarkball is nørmally regarded as øne of the happiest overall countryballs in the world. His citizens enjøy a high standard of living, fine educatiøn, great welfare, and prøtect human rights. He has øne of the least cørrupt governments in the wørld and is the fifth møst developed in the world, even using new ways to develøp less polluting energy søurces, such as windmills. While he has a weak military, he keeps a large number of friends cløse with almøst nø need for self-defense. His natiønal day is June 5th.

Histøry
Ages agø, Denmarkball was another Scandinavian Vikingball that pillaging Europe with his brøther and sister, Norwayball and  Swedenball. The bløødlust of Denmarkball was unmatched and as a result, Denmarkball found himself drawn into the multiple cønflicts ravaging Europe. Unførtunately for Denmarkball, he did nøt always come out on tøp, and after a humiliating defeat against Kingdom of Prussiaball and  Austriaball in 1864, Denmarkball's personality changed. Having little territory left to lose, Denmarkball sought a way of neutrality and strived to keep out of all conflicts. Magnus the Good was the ruler from the 1040s-1050s. At the time, Denmark had both Norway and itself. He divided it so Harald Hardrada ruled Norway and Sweyn Estridson ruled Denmark. They would be divided for some time. Denmark stayed out of the First World War successfully.

Wørld War II
At the start of WWII, Denmarkball tried to maintain his neutral status. However, Denmarkball was swiftly invaded and occupied by Nazi Germanyball during the Second World War following a few hours of symbolic fighting, as he knew the destruction he'd face if he'd resist. He collaborated with the Nazis for a while until he finally stepped down in 1943 as Nazi Germanyball declared martial law,  screw you Tyskland . He was liberated afterwards when Nazi Germanyball capitulated in 1945.

Pøstwar Era
After the Second World War, Denmarkball decided to provide support to various peace-keeping missions around the world, with the most famous case being in Bosniaball wherein he misused his mandate as a peace-keeping force and defended  Swedenball from  Srpskaball. In recent years, Denmarkball has rediscovered his bloodlust and was one of the countries that helped USAball in  Afghanistanball and  Iraqball. While Denmarkball is proud of his Viking heritage, he manages to hide his actual bloodlust under a layer of alcoholism, under the fear that he may lose yet another war which will happen very soon. However, Denmarkball often threatens to kick Swedenball's æss if for no other reason than tradition. He is proud of his Legos and hates it whenever others like Minecraft better. He uses this to entertain kids everywhere, which is why he is the happiest country in the world, much unlike his son Greenlandball who is heavily depressed. He has is own pig breed known as the protest pig which nearly resembles Denmark's flag.

In 2020, he had to kill minks due to corona.

Flag Cølørs
The Danish flag is the oldest consistently used flag in the world. The flag is a red banner with a white Scandinavian cross.

Main Cølørs
Although the cross obviously symbølizes Christianity, the colors don't really have any sort of official meaning. Some people will say the white represents honesty and peace, and the red for valor, strength, and bravery.

Relatiønship
The Nørdic family is a big family with many countryballs, søme are brøthers and sisters other are friends or cøusins.

Friends (venner)

 * Ålandball - My niece. I gave Åland her first øl.
 * Italyball - I like your Subway Surfers in my clay, also your pizza is good. And thank you for avenging us in the Euros!!!
 * Australiaball - Ør more specifically Tasmaniaball because Denmarkball's crown princess is Tasmanian and Denmarkball was the birthplace of the only Tasmanian Devil born outside of Australia. Unfortunately, he hates my  brother because of HDI reasons and thanks to you makes subway surf in my clay,  New Zealandball is better a hate me.
 * Faroeball - Another one of my children. Adopted her from Norway because she was a very bad parent (Scotland adopted Norway's other two kids Shetland and Ørkney).
 * Norwayball - Øne of my sisters and Best Friend! We love each other and often hang out and drink Øl with each other. Plus, we both have TV 2.
 * Polandball - I'm giving you a totally not suspicious reich lego box
 * [[File:Aerican Empire-icon.png]] Aerican Empireball - Is of very happy!
 * Indiaball - Good friend (Just don't remind him of the Andaman and Nicobar islands during my empire). Unfortunately, he hates my brother because of PewDiePie and you make Subway Surfers in my clay.
 * Franceball - Good friend. He loves my cafes and legos. Also we have similar complicated relations with Germany.
 * Canadaball - My friend who qualified for the IIHF. Too bad he lost tø Switzerland. He døes have a beautiful culture and heritage and yøu make subway surf in my clay. BUT GREENLAND IS NØT YØURS!
 * Russian Empireball - One of my best historical friends. I would've completely lost the Great Northern Wars if he didn't exist.
 * Reichtangle - Can you hide in my lego so I can give it to Poland?
 * Finlandball - My adøptive brøther, he thinks that I'm anti-Islam but is nøt true! (økay it is)
 * Germanyball - Used tø be my enemy. German Confederationball and later Kingdom of Prussiaball took Schleswigball from him. Nazi Germanyball occupied him in World War II. But despite this, we are now close friends and me like subway surf in his clay but GIB SCHLESWIG-HOLSTEIN!!
 * USAball - Denmarkball is in USAball's NATO alliance and Subway Surfers many my clay.
 * Greenlandball - My oldest adopted son. Greenland wishes to become an independent natiom. However, I will not let him. I disliked his suicidal personality and wish to help my son out of his depression (which is impossible).
 * Icelandball - Also a part of the Nordic family. He is my brother, and he wrote about me in his Viking sagas with Subway Surfers in his clay.
 * Sakhaball - He and I love Greenland. Also, I love to visit him a lot!
 * Japanball - She likes my Legos, and I also like her cars, anime and electronics! Unfortunately, my brother hates her for Hatsune Miku ruining Ievan Polkka(NØ ACTUALLY BLAME THE LEEK SPIN MEMERS). We have a  common enemy and you make subway surf city of kawaii's in your clay.
 * Kosovoball - I'm good friends with her, and I support him when Serbiaball bullies him.
 * New Zealandball - We are some of the least corrupt countries in the world. (tie) Also you were named from one of my islands.
 * Thailandball - We form Thai-Danish milk/farm and we also signed a treaty about the environment to each other too! She is also my Brother's wife and my sister-in-law and you make Subway Surfers in clay.
 * Indonesiaball - Badminton partner, he likes Lego, Carlsberg, and subway Surfers in his clay.
 * ​​ Philippinesball - She likes Jascha Richter. We have good relations, which are described as strong, close, cordial and friendly. She is good friends with ​my  brothers and ​ Thailandball. We have a ​​ common enemy.
 * Iraqball - Best Middle Eastern friend. I don't know why he listed me as a friend but he is good.
 * Estland - Come with us in Nordic? Uhhh, I'll think about it. But it is safe to say that, I preseved her [[File:Tallinn-icon.png]] capital. She is also [[File:Finland-icon.png]] Finland's sister. Also she put me in Neutral for some reason...
 * Armeniaball - He likes Indiaball and hates  Pakistanball for not recognizing him. Anyone who hates  Pakistanball is my friend.
 * Russiaball - Thrøughøut the time, we were never at war with each other. Until the formation of the Soviet Union (which also helped me get rid of [[File:Nazi-icon.png]] the Nazi invaders). Russia was my closest ally in some wars, like this or this one. But he also is often drunker than me and has too many human rights issues. To date, we still appreciate each other to this day. Thanks to lets me play in the World Cup and Subway Surfers in both my clay. Thanks for helping me qualify in 2020 Euro :)
 * Israelcube - I døn't recøgnize Palestine on him and we both hate Pakistanball.
 * Ukraineball - Crimeaball is yøurs, buddy.

Neutral (Neutral)

 * Soviet Unionball - Just because I banned communism doesn't mean we HAVE to be enemies. I played fair in the cold war, and took it easy on him.
 * Swedenball - We have love/hate relationship. We are frequently rivals! Let's play battlefield together and kick homophobe's butt.
 * [[File:Palestine-icon.png]] Palestineball - Sorry but no lego, subway surfers, or anything for you until [[File:Israel-icon.png]] Israelcube lets me export it to yuo.
 * Myanmarball - He likes Carlsburg and drinks Tubørg every day. We førm a fund where I can help him, but Switzerland gets in my way. Høwever, his Rohingya policy has made me dislike him again.
 * Moroccoball - It's nøt your fault! It was the terrørist whø did my tøurist øn yøur clay! At least yøu're gøød friend øf mine and I almost like your Subway Surfers.
 * Greenpeaceball - sørry for mink genocide. Do you want LEGØ?
 * Saudi Arabiaball - He is still good kebab better than other kebab and we both hate Serbiaball and i wonder why my brother hates him.
 * [[File:Somaliland-icon.png]] Somalilandball - I can intø having representative øffice in his capital but I can't recøgnize yøur passpørt. At least we both hate  Somaliaball.

Enemies (Fjender)

 * [[File:China-icon.png]] LEGO COPIER -  DIN KINESISKE GRIS, HVOR VOVER DU AT KOPIERE MIN VIDUNDERLIGE SKABELSE! HVIS DU GØR DET IGEN, SLÅR JEG DIG IHJÆL!  Stop copying my Legø     AGAIN, REMØVE FAKE LEGØ!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS LEPIN??!! ALSØ REMØVE HØNG KØNG NATIØNAL SECURITY LAW!!! But atleast we're trading partners.
 * FASCIST BULLSHIT - U SØN ØF A BITCH U INVADED ME FØR LIKE 5 HØURS!!!!! YOU EVEN RAPED MY BEST PAL!!!!! REMØVE HITLER! REMØVE STUPID BIER!!! 1940 WØRST DAY ØF MY LIFE!!!! 1945 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!!!
 * Serbiaball - Stop hurting Kosovoball and being friends with LEGO COPIER Commie you stupid homophobic kebab remover, REMOVE RAKIJAS FROM PREMISES!!!  
 * Afghanistanball - Stop Invading My Clay you Dumbshit.
 * Peruball - HËHË!!! HØHØ!!! 1-0?!? I DEFEAT YØU!!!! and i like Subway Surfers in yuor country.
 * Yemenball, Syriaball, Iraqball, Eritreaball, Libyaball and  Romaball - Same with Pakistanball, Somaliaball and Afghanistanball. STOP INVADING MY CLAY YOU ASSHOLES!
 * South Africaball - He hates my prime minister.
 * Somaliaball - I mostly hate yuo because you are a friend of Pakistan and please stop invading my clay!
 * Pakistanball - Every Nordic thinks the Afghanis and Aomalis are the invasion problom, but in reality, it is you! STØP INVADING MY CLAY!!!! matbe we can be friends some other time..

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