Albaniaball

Albaniaball is a a countryball located in the Balkan Peninsula in Europe. Albaniaball can into NATO and cannot into  European Union. His currency is the Albanian Lek, which is the  Albanian nickname for Alexander the Great on which was half Illyrian and therefore  Albanian as well.

Albaniaball was once before just Christian, but now is an  Orthodoxball,  Catholicball,  Muslimball,  Protestantball and  Atheistball.

Albaniaball's main look is with his Pelasgo-Illyrian hat called PLIS, which is not a bunker but a traditional hat but looks like a bunker and many countries think that he hides Kosovoball,  Malesia e madheball,  Epirusball, and  Iliridaball in there. Albania hates all of its neighbors except Kosovo, but Kosovo is still an autonomist because there are lots of countries that don't recognise Kosovo. Albania is neutral towards Turkey and Albania is best friends with Croatia.

Early Time
The life of Albaniaball began as  Illyriaball, and a number of different tribes existed then in  Albaniaball. Soon after, SPQRball conquered  Illyriaball and it  Albaniaball stayed in  SPQRball until medieval times.

Medieval time
In the medieval time, Albaniaball was born as a Principality 1190-1204 depending on  Byzantineball, and was called the  Principality of Arbanonball (Albanian: Arberia). His founding was by the Progon family (members: Progon, Gjin and Dhimitri) and they were vassals of Byzantineball. But then, Byzantineball came and abolished his autonomy for 17 years (1255-1272). Then, in 1272, Kingdom of Sicilyball decided to attack  Byzantineball and take the  Principality of Arbanonball from his clay. Serbian Empireball in 1296 came and took Albaniaball to be a part of his empire. It lasted till 1304. In 1304, Kingdom of Sicilyball does a come back and attacks  Serbian Empireball by taking  Durrësball from 1304-1332. But then, Medieval Kingdom of Albaniaball got born. Then, in 1335, several Albanian principalities declared independence,including the Despotate of Artaball lead by the  Albanian noble family Bue Shpata.

Albania's pre-kebab removal
The principalities lasted until 1385-1386 until Ottoman Empireball Invaded  Principality of Arbanonball, leaving Despotate of Artaball untouched. In 1386-1392, Albaniaball freed itself (1386-1387 South Albania; 1387-1389 North Albania; 1389-1392 whole  Albaniaball). It lasted again, in 1414-1416 when Ottomanball set the attack again in South of  Albaniaball, but still  Albaniaball defended itself. This was its first kebab removal of his, before Skanderbeg (his second founding father). In 1417, Despotate of Artaball was abolished forever, by Ottomanball who also managed to take Central  Albaniaball, and a year later,  Albaniaball finally fell. Then, Albaniaball uprised in 1432-1433 with its leader, Gjergj Arianiti, and wins the freedom. This didn't last long. The Ottoman Empireball came back and in 1433-1443 Albania was once again under rule.

Kebabization and Occupation
Albaniaball suffered 500 years of kebab pressure but he, even under Ottomanball rule, never kept peace and always did rebelations on asking independece. Ottomanball, as they properly defeated all Balkan countries, decided to kebabize them. Albaniaball and Ottoman Bosniaball were the victims of kebabization, as  Ottoman Empireball hated  Catholic Balkans so much. The kebabisation began from 1506-1670. In 1670-1826 Ottomans divided  Albaniaball in 2-3 Eyalets (provinces). In the beginnings of 19th century, there were Albanian pashas commanding the  Albanian eyalets. Ottomans had a fear that they would rebel and declare themselves independent. The last Pasha, named Ali Tepelena was killed in 1826 by Sultans' servants. This was the end of Albanian pashas. In 1864-1912, Albaniaball was split into 4 eyalets (Manastir, Kosovo, Scutari and Yanina eyalets).

Independence and afterwards
1912, was the year of beginning of Balkans Wars. Serbs, Montenegrins,  Greeks and  Bulgarians declared war on  Ottoman Empireball. This pushed Albaniaball to declare independence. Ottoman Empireball agreed since it was under attack from the 4 Orthodox morons. In 1913, Albaniaball was recognized by everyone, and  Austria-Hungaryball and the Central Powers Alliance showed sympathy to  Albaniaball. And, with the plans of clay, Austria-Hungaryball, apart from the other Superpowers, wanted  Albaniaball to have Its real borders. But then Entente made their final plan and put the different borders (which are now the present borders of Albaniaball). Poor Albaniaball was oppressed unfairly in North and South. In the North, Serbo- Montenegrins were killing  Albanian civilians only to populate with their greedy population. In the South, the Greeks cheered the  Epirots to declare independence, but they were unrecognized. In 1914, Albaniaball becomes a principality under Prince Wied I. As World War I was about to begin, Prince Wied fled away from  Albaniaball because of  Albaniaball's civil war between Prince Wied's supporters and Pro Kebabs with Haxhi Qamil on the lead.

Albania after WWI
1918-1919 - The Entente as punished the Central Powers, decided to make Albaniaball an region of  Italyball,  Serb- Montenegrin killers take North and  Greeceball take South. Fortunately, President Woodrow Wilson saves  Albaniaball by telling to the Entente leaders that all small countries deserve to be free. In 1920, Albaniaball switches capital (because  Durrësball was being a pro- Italian) and moves it in  Tiranaball. 1920-1925, Albaniaball becomes a principality under King Zog I. In Revolution of 1924, Fan Noli tried to make  Albaniaball more European, but failed and went to  USAball.

Albanian Kingdomball and its Annexation
Albania becomes a kingdom under King Zog I. Zog I decided to do an alliance with Italy. And so,the country gets an heavy influence from Italy. Then,Galeaco Ciano met Zog and offered that Albania to be a puppet state under protectorate of Italy. Zog refused,until Mussolini gave an ultimatum, that if Albania doesn't accept the offer it will suffer consequences. Still,Zog refused. And,then in 7 April of 1939 Albania was attacked by Italy and got annexed in 11 April. Then a delegation of fascists took the Albanian crown and gave to Victor Emmanuel III, The King of Italy.

Albania the Commie and the failed De-Kebabization
As Commies came to power, the first thing they did were: Removing the last part of their rivals by killing, persecuting,imprisoning them and banning Islam. In 1945-1948 Albania was allied with Yugoslavia. Yugoslavia in its agenda had its plan to annex Albania and be the 7th yugo republic. But, Soviet Union interfered and told Albania the truth about Yugoslavia. Then, Albania had a friendship with Soviet Union and became a member of Warsaw Pact in 1955. But, when Soviet Union was lead by Nikita Krushov, Albania saw that this Soviet Union was too revisionist and not so Stalinist anymore. As, Hungary got attacked by revisionist Soviet Union, Albania made it clear that it will be no longer in that union. In 1967, it became atheist. As Albania left Soviet Union, it made a friendship with China. Both had a ridiculous time, since Mao wasn't interested in Stalinism anymore. In 70's they had a cold friendship because, China did deals with USA (the capitalist pig) and accepted them. In 1976 after Mao's death,the friendship was too cold until 2 years later,they split. Then, Albania was the most isolated country in the world. After Hoxha's death Albania was one of the poorest, isolated country in the world. People couldn't stay long as they filled a ship of emigrants (they were emigrants) and head to Italy. In the end of 80's Albanian students protested and wanted democracy, as in 1990 the statue of Enver Hoxha was pulled down. Through the commie times, many great Bunkers were built. At the end, Communist Albania was nothing but the Balkan/Communist counterpart of the Mongol Empire while Enver Hoxha was the Genghis Khan.

Albania is a Republic country
In 1992 Albania becomes a Republic. In the first years of Republic, Albania faces a difficult time on money and stuff. In 1997 Albania gets a civil war a clash between Socialists and Democrats... In 2 April 2009 becomes a part of NATO along with Croatia. And in December 2010 Albania removes the visas. In 2014, Albania becomes an EU candidate state.

How to Draw
To draw Albaniaball you have to know to to draw the Eagle of the Albanian Flag
 * 1) Draw a ball
 * 2) Draw an eagle like this
 * 3) Fill the rest of the ball with red
 * 4) Draw the eyes
 * 5) Add a white Plis(Traditional Albanian hat). Note that this step is optional.

Quotes
 * 1) Kosovo is not Serbia but Ancient Illyrian land Named Dardania=Land of pears in Albanian
 * 2) REMOVE SLAVS the most important ones (Serbiaball,Macedoniaball,Montenegroball,Russiaball)
 * 3) Remove My Half Kebab side
 * 4) Remove Turkeyball
 * 5) North Epirus is not Greeceball.IT IS RIGHTFUL ILLYRO-ALBANIAN CLAY!!!!!!!!
 * 6) I am the king of balkans (Albania was one of the balkan countries that lived centuries ago)

Relationships
Friends Neutral Enemies
 * Kosovoball-Best friend and deserves to be free.He is also my son.
 * Croatiaball-Other best friend.Even though he is Slav I like him.He also removes Serbia from his clay.
 * Bosnia and Herzegovinaball-Also removes Serbia but he is Slav.ALSO RECOGNISE KOSOVO!!!
 * USAball-He bombed Serbia and let me into NATO.Oh wait you are going to be friends with Serbia now...
 * Italyball-Allies and adoptive dad.But never forget 1939!!
 * Bulgariaball-We just like each other.But he is Slav.But atleast you recognise Kosovo.
 * Austriaball-Good friend and we both hate SERBIA! Kosovo is of free!!
 * Turkeyball-DONT EVER INVADE ME AGAIN.SKANDERBEG DEFEATED YOU!!!!!But I kinda like you because you hate Serbia and Greece but I am watching you.
 * Romaniaball-ILLYRIAN-DACIAN FRIENDSHIP!!!!But stop supporting Serbia and also recognise Kosovo.Also I beat you in Euro 2016 you loser.
 * Montenegroball-You are of Serbia clone who is weaker and smaller but you not of tat bad because you recognise Kosovo.
 * Serbiaball-WORST ENEMY!!!!!1999 best day of my life. FREE KOSOVO!!!! STOP DENYING THAT KOSOVO IS RIGHTFULLY ALBANIAN LAND YOU DAMN PIGDOG!!! REMOVE SERBIA FROM THE PROMISES!!!
 * Greeceball-Stop supporting Serbia and start recognise Kosovo you damn serbian ass licker. Also Eprus is mine.
 * Macedoniaball-Fake country. Your western clay is mine.
 * Russiaball-Stop supporting Serbia and start recognising Kosovo. Also stop medling with European stuff. You're a threat to the world you damn ruski! REMOVE VODKA!!!
 * Chinaball-You supported commie Albania you damn communist ching, you are also Serbia lover. REMOVE COMMUNISM!!!

Gallery
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