Somaliaball

Somaliaball is a real-life Ancapistan failed state in the Horn of Africa and the Arab World. He once produced pirates, but never a central government. Despite his great history, such as destroying Ethiopia and controlling the Indian Ocean trade, this is all he is known for. He is currently sickened with civil strife, and infested with social problems such as starvation and extreme poverty. He now only governs the capital city of Mogadishuball, and the cities surrounding it. The rest is mostly split by the northern autonomous region of Somalilandball ,and  Puntlandball. Some pockets of land are controlled by terrorists.

At the moment, land is held by landlords and Somaliaball cannot into de facto government. Somalia is also estimated to have an HDI of 0.285, as of 2012. This is lower than the HDI of 0.352 for the Central African Republicball, and of any modern countryball, not only the lowest in Africa, but in the world. He had elections this year, and they weren't disrupted, so he might be on the way back to stability.

He is member of the Cushtic languages family, and is also the brother of Ethiopiaball,  Djiboutiball, and  Eritreaball.

He tries to be a good country, and his government is actually democratic. Unfortunately, he doesn't have the money to govern what happens in his clay.

Relationships:

 * [[File:Egypt-icon.png]] Egyptball - Oldest friend in the world
 * [[File:Ethiopia-icon.png]] Ethiopiaball - Oldest enemy that is the worst scum on earth. Ethiopia got it's butt kicked twice by me and called the Europeans for help, worst brother
 * [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball - Father who must pay debts to the Nazi, but I still like him.
 * [[File:UK-icon.png]] UKball - Friends m8.
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - Doesn't have good memories about him, as he was hurt me when trying to help me with. Helps me try to get my clay under control so I can be more civilized. Has a lot of my people living in Minnesotaball's clay.
 * [[File:UN-icon.png]] UNball. I WILL GET YUO EVIL BURGER! But we are sorta friends I guess?
 * [[File:Eritrea-icon.png]] Eritreaball - He can also into removing Ethiopia.
 * [[File:Iceland-icon.png]] Icelandball - LazyTown is Good, especially the song You Are A Pirate!
 * [[File:South Korea-icon.png]] South Koreaball - She killed our pirates! Forever enemies!
 * [[File:Somaliland-icon.png]] Somalilandball - Duh.... Just a surreal country.
 * [[File:Al Shabaab-icon.png]] Al-Shabaabball - I think you were the one who blew up my plane! REMOVE TERRORIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * [[File:India-icon.png]] Indiaball - You kidnapped my pirates! Hey! I only do kipnap because I am a pirate and you are not! Now go back to tech support!
 * [[File:North Korea-icon.png]] North Koreaball - I attacked his cargo vessel, and now he wants to nuke me.
 * [[File:Kenya-icon.png]] Kenyaball - supports nasty Ethiopiaball against me.
 * Senegalball - Sunset country!
 * [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball - Stop Removing Kebab Christain pig! Or I will steal all your Valuable with my fleet of 234 ships

Family
The Cushitic Languages Family
 * [[File:Ethiopia-icon.png]] Ethiopiaball - Brother.
 * [[File:Eritrea-icon.png]] Eritreaball - Brother.
 * [[File:Djibouti-icon.png]] Djiboutiball - Brother.

Comics
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