Turkeyball

Turkeyball is a countryball located between Anatolia, Asia, East Thrace and Middle East. Turkeyball is often depicted as male. He is the brother of  Azerbaijanball. A referee between Europeans and Muslim countries. Hates when people call all Muslims as Kebab. He gives the eason Turkballs being kebab (Azerbaijanball, TRNCball etc.). He, along with other Turkballs have the goal of forming Turan, which is the EU of nations which uses the languages in the Ural-Altaic language family which expands the union to even Estonia, Finland and Hungary, the Koreaballs and of course, Mongoliaball.

To create glorious Turanball, Armeniaball, Georgiaball and Russiaball must be neutralized, a goal Turkeyball hopes to be achieving one day. Turkeyball secretly envies Iranball about his missiles and overall power in the Middle East but distances himself away from him. He holds a hatred for Iranball because of the actions of Iranball in the Karabakh conflict. He is also a massive cunt for stealing Constantinopleball from Greeceball

About
Turkeyball is often referred as "aggressive, quick-tempered and noisy" because of his actions towards many countryballs. It is shown that he has a soft side and fondness towards those who compliment about his war history.

Turkeyball tends to get nationalist so very fast and this is why he often jumps into arguments about the past. This can be seen in everything he says about Kurdistanball. He is so nationalist it's illegal to insult him on his clay. He only seems to care about freedom of speech in the case of genocide denials. Although it is a bit obvious he murdered without thinking millions of Armeniaball's. Oh, and he is obsessed with Mustafa Kemal.

Turkeyball is not into EU but still has cities in Europe such as Edirne, Kırklareli, Tekirdağ, and Constantinople Istanbul. Because of this he has a trademark quote "Feels good to be European!".

Family

 * Father: Ottomanball
 * Grandfather: Seljukbal
 * Great grandfather:Oghuz Yagbuball
 * Great great grandfather: Gokturkball
 * Great great great grandfather Xiongnuball
 * Brothers: Azerbaijanball, Kazakhbrick, Kyrgyzstanball, Turkmenistanball, Uzbekball
 * Son: TRNCball

Relations with other countryballs

 * [[File:Azerbaijan-icon.png]] Azerbaijanball: Best friends. They call each other "kardeşim" (qardaşım in Azerbaijani) which means "my brother".
 * South Koreaball: they see of like brothers, even though South Koreaball forgets the name sometimes (LONG STORY).
 * [[File:Australia-icon.png]] Australiaball and New Zealandball: Have got good relations over mutual hatred of UKball.
 * [[File:Cyprus-icon.png]] TRNCball: Best Cyprus and glorious son! Turkeyball is the mentor and proud father of TRNCball.
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball: Germanyball sometimes spies on him but Turkeyball doesn't seem to mind.
 * [[File:Poland-icon.png]] Polandball: He kicked Turkeyball's ass in 1683, but Turkeyball never accepted Polandball's partitions.
 * Kazakhstanbrick, [[File:Kyrgyz-icon.png]] Krygyzstanball, [[File:Turkmen-icon.png]] Turkmenistanball, [[File:Uzbek-icon.png]] Uzbekistanball: They are from the same family so they are kebab too.
 * [[File:Bosnia-icon.png]] Bosniaball: They had (and having) some similiar problems *cough*Serbiaball*cough* and both had serious mining accidents in the same year. This makes both countryballs sympathise each other and thus, forming a friendship. Bosniaball sometimes starts conflicts about how Ottomanball enslaved them but Turkeyball doesn't seem to say anything about
 * [[File:Syria-icon.png]] Syriaball: Turkey has a huge problem with the Syrian immigrants (nearly 3 million of them!) but he seems to let them in whatever the consequences may be.
 * [[File:Greece-icon.png]] Greeceball: A love-hate relationship. The bread and butter of many comic strips is the rivalry between these two, specifically the Greco-Turkish Internet War. Both countryballs are the first to help each other when something bad happens to one of them, an example to this is the Gölcük Earthquake in 1999 in which Greeceball helped Turkeyball recover from it. Let's just hope Turkeyball will help Greeceball with his poor economy.
 * [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball, Franceball,  Spainball,  Portugalball and  Romaniaball: Half-brothers. It's complicated.
 * [[File:Macedonia-icon.png]] Macedoniaball: Have the same problems with Greece, help each other. Also the father of modern Turkeyball - Ataturkball was from a small town in west (Yugoslavic) Macedonia: Centar Župaball and that makes a big friendship between the two countries
 * [[File:Armenia-icon.png]] Armeniaball: Both are bitter rivals because of the Armenian Genocide in 1915. Turkeyball picks on Armeniaball when Armeniaball isn't demanding something from him or the other Caucasian countryballs. Friends with Russiaball and a threat due to housing Russian military bases near border.
 * [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball: The main "Kebab Remover" enemy of Turkeyball. Serbiaball is Turkeyball's biggest enemy even though Turkeyball doesn't give a flying fuck and ignores him . The accordion, anything about Ottomanball and their trademark words from their respective languages' slang are the main weapons of their arguments in the comics.
 * [[File:Kurdistan-icon.png]] Kurdistanball: Who? Oh, that separatist.Turkeyball has had enough of Kurdistanball and will seize any opportunity to crack the skull of the separatist. STOP BOMBING OUR CITIES YOU DIRTY RATS! P.s. lets lock Kurdish civilians into cellars and burn them to death, randomly shoot civilians and raze their homes to the ground. No1 will ever find out hihihi. Shut up UN, no genocide here, look somewhere else!
 * [[File:Cyprus-icon.png]] Cyprusball: Turkeyball invaded and took almost half of it's clay to told TRNCball which only Turkeyball recognises and now bullies Cyprusball to no end and saying "we do not recognise you".
 * [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball: Turkeyball sees Chinaball as an evildoer who eats things that give people nightmares. He also hates Chinaball because of the whole East Turkestan conflict. The hate grows further as Turkeyball accuses Chinaball of being too poor to actually make durable products (and calls Chinaball names such as "çekirge götü" which means that Chinaball has a face that resembles the buttocks of a cricket.).
 * [[File:Israel-icon.png]] Israelcube: One of first nations to recognize him, good friends. Tensions in 2009, but relations are once again warming up again, even if Turkeyball recognizes Palestineball. Also gibs oil to Israelcube. Turkeyball also celebrated first public Hanukkah in 2015 and leaders even gave speeches.
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball: Yuo of flyings over us and goings our clay. We of doings what we had to do. (Shoot down yuor own plane.) Chief rival in Syria conflict, helping Kurds.
 * Syriaball: Future neo-Ottoman clay We will get rid of their evil regime and install a nice little democracy (with no Kurdish autonomy whatsoever).
 * [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISISball: Sort of frenemy. We help them cause they kill Kurds; however it bombs some turkish cities...Erdolf, who is our president secretely admires them.

Quotes

 * "Lan" - is a slang word that you can use after a sentence (remotely similar to rude forms of the word "you" in Japanese). to represent anger. It is used to call on people too.
 * "Amk" - is short version of Amına koyayım or Amına koduğum(un) which means Fuck you and Fucking (off).
 * "OÇ" - is short version of Orospu çocuğu which means son of a bitch.
 * "Hassiktir!" - used in the places of "Oh fuck!"
 * "sg" - is short version of Siktir git which means Fuck off!
 * "Ne diyorsun" is a short version of u w0t m8.
 * "Sana ne" is a version of WHAT'S IT TO YA?! he says it to armenia quite a lot wonder why



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