Soviet Unionball

"Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't let our people have guns. Why should we let them have ideas?"

- Joseph Stalin

"“A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.”"

- Joseph Stalin "Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers."

- Nikita Khrushchev "Any fool can start a war, and once he's done so, even the wisest of men are helpless to stop it - especially if it's a nuclear war."

- Nikita Khrushchev

The  Soviet Empireball  , also known as called Sovietball, or fuking Cold Salut have you seen me? USSRball, or URSSball, CSSRball, or the CCCPball or Soviet Russiaball ,or Soviet Onionball, was one of the biggest countryballs ever in the world. He was also one of the first communist countryballs ever that existed from 1922 to 1991. He can into remove capitalist Pindonisyaball. He can also into throwings bourgeoisie traitors into a gulag during Stalin days. He was formed in 1922 after the October Revolution of 1917 and collapsed in 1991. One of his favourite songs is Cоветский марш because although His Opposite created that game, he of believings that  he will be of restored soon. xaxaxa

The Soviet Unionball wants to remove anyone who disagrees with him (such as USAball and others) unless they into Socialism. He also hates most religion for oppressing the working class, Protestants,  Catholics,  Orthodoxes (sometimes),  Muslims,  Jews, and  Buddhists. Soviet Unionball also loves giving freedom to the people(mostly sincere with it) and killing fascism.

It is said that his child (and according to some countryballs, reincarnation), Russiaball is meant to be his successor and secretly spread his father's influence. It is said that his soul still lingers, influencing Russiaball and waiting to be resurrected from the dead.

Early History (1903-1939)
Soviet Unionball was officaly born in the year 1922 (if you count the revolutions from Lenin), in the 2nd Congress of the Russian Social Democratic Labor Party, he was a communist son of the Russian Empireball. He tried to kill his father, the Russian Empireball in 1905 during the Russian Revolution (1905) but they failed. However, he killed his second father, Russian Republicball (formerly  Russian Empireball, until last February), in October 1917 while he was distracted with  Franceball and  UKball fighting  Reichtangle and became  Russian SFSRball. USAball, Franceball, ​​ UKball and a few other nations tried to stop him, but were kicked out, along with their 150,000 troops. He survived up to 1922 and attempted to spread communism into the former territories of his father's empire, such as the newly independent Polandball, who stopped communism's advance into Europe in March 1920 at the "Miracle" of the Vistula.

In 1922, the Russian SFSRball Anschluss a few balls ( Byelorussian SSRball, Transcaucasian SFSRball, and  Ukrainian SSRball, etc.) to form Soviet Unionball. instead of the Tsarist regime. He was widely ostracized by the Western allies of WWI because they did not trust communist balls, especially USAball. His economy was boosted in 1928 by the First Five Year Plan and managed to advance in science by making a dead dog's head move that one time. In 1929, USAball's economy took a downturn, which pleased Sovietball.

In the 1930's nationalism, white-Russian sabotagers, and lazy and greedy kulaks in the Ukrainian SSRball, caused much despair, and  Ukrainian SSRball  Kazakh ASSRbrick, and other SSR's experienced the worst famine in modern history in the winter of 1932-33. Meanwhile, just west of his clay, Nazi Germanyball was gaining clay too, more so than Sovietball was, so instead of keeping a strong Germany to hold him back,  Franceball established a pact in 1936 with Sovietball, who was involved in  Spanish Republicball's internal conflict that year with the Republican faction, which lost to the  Nationalist and Fascist side because of the spread of nationalism even more.

Meanwhile, in 1938, Sovietball had some skirmishes with Imperial Japanball's expansion into Manchuria, resulting in a non-aggression pact that year. Meanwhile, Sovietball secretly negotiated a non-aggression pact with Nazi Germanyball, trolling  Franceball and then splitting up Eastern Europe, especially  Polandball's clay. On 1st September 1939, Nazi Germanyball invaded  Polandball's clay, followed by Sovietball on the 17th of September, and they met at the agreed demarcation line at Brest-Litovsk, splitting  Polandball's clay up. Around this time, Sovietball was setting up gulags in Siberia to send people who were 'traitors to the cause,' as Nazi Germanyball was genociding his people and he had no time for crap, no matter how little it was, and also secret police and kidnapping other countryballs who lived near him, like  Estoniaball,  Latviaball,  Lithuaniaball, and  Moldovaball, Anschlussing them. He even tried to annex Finlandball's clay for breathing room for St. Petersburgball (or leningrad), in the Winter War but was beaten back by the more prepared  Finlandball. even though Finlandball still surrendered clay to him at the end because of casualties and because Finland didn't have enough resources to continue the war, he had a ton more casualties than him because of Finland having the snipers, But Finland was forced to peace with the Soviet Unionball.

World War Two (3 September 1939- 7 May 1945)
In 1941, after having smashed the face of Franceball and sent  Teaball in his clay back, the  Fake-friendball, which is Nazi Germanyball, broke the non-aggression pact and invaded Sovietball's clay with Operation Barbarossa because Nazi's invasion of Britain failed, so Naziball decided to invade the Soviet clay along with  Hungaryball, and  Romaniaball, and later  Finlandball. Fakefriendball had almost attacked/almost reached to Moscowball. He now occupied Ukrainian SSRball,  Byelorussian SSRball, the  the Balticsballs and besieged Leningrad, then reached the outskirts of Moscow by December 1941, but was forced back because Soviet soldiers in Siberia were pulled to the west because the Soviet spy in Japan reported that they had no intention of getting clay. Eventually, Sovietball threw millions of balls to their deaths in the spring, then when Nazi Germanyball tried to take Stalingrad and the Caucasus Mountains, he held out in the city of Stalingrad, then surrounded  Nazi Germanyball's forces, trapping them there, and they surrendered in January of 1943, then  Nazi Germanyball was defeated at the Battle of Kursk, afterwards being forced back, with Sovietball liberating Minsk, Kiev, Warsaw, and reaching Berlin by February 1945, then  Nazi Germanyball committed suicide due to being raped by Soviet Unionball having revenge on his 27,000,000 casualties, which caused half of the population of Germany to become Slavic. in April or May that year. Afterward, Sovietball declared war on Japanese Empireball, who surrendered to  USAball in September 1945, ending the war.

Cold War era (Soviet Golden Age) (1945-1991)
After World War II, Soviet Unionball instated socialist/communist governments in many of the Eastern and Northern European countryballs he had "liberated", such as Hungaryball, Romaniaball, and  Polandball, while directly annexing others. The part of Nazi Germanyball's clay he had occupied was given to his puppet state  East Germanyball. In 1949, relations with the West began to deteriorate rapidly, beginning the Cold War between NATOball and the Soviet Unionball and the Warsaw Pact. In 1950, Sovietball helped North Koreaball in the Korean War, then put down freedom fighters by  East Germanyball and  Hungaryball in 1953 and 1956. In 1957 he sent Sputnik I into space, making the Cold War between himself and USAball, sending himself into space in 1961, but lost being first into the moon when  USAball got there in 1969. However, USAball lost a proxy war to  North Vietnamball in 1973 and was forced to pull out of South-East Asia, which had to make USAball pull it's troops out of  North Vietnamball.

The 1980s
Soviet Unionball began to make a Soviet Mind-game called "Tetris" (a Portmanteau of Tetra and Tennis) with 7 letters made of four connected minos in 1984. Then it began to be the best game ever söön tö be övertäken.

But Soviet Unionball suppressed the freedom fighters in Czechoslovakiaball in the year 1968 and started a nuclear power program in  Kazakh SSRbrick clay. He also developed WMDs in 1949, by spying on USAball, and developed ICBMs in 1957. This caused some problems with USAball in 1962 when Sovietball placed nuclear missiles on the newly-socialist  Cubaball's clay, leading to the Cuban missile crisis. There was a brief period of detente between USAball and Sovietball in the 1970s, signing SALT I in 1972, but this relapsed into Cold War in 1979 following Sovietball's invasion of  Afghanistanball's clay. USAball then led a boycott of the Moscow Olympic games in 1980.

In 1984, Sovietball led his boycott of the Los Angeles Olympics of the USAball, after the recent Able Archer NATO war-games scare in  West Germanyball's clay, and  South Koreaball's jetliner incident earlier the previous year. In 1985, Sovietball installed some freedoms, glasnost, and perestroika, but these led to the SSRballs' criticism of his government. In 1986 the Chernobylball disaster-affected Byelorussian SSRball's health and Sovietball's only comfort was  USAball's economy taking a downturn in 1987.

By 1989, Sovietball's economy could no longer function properly, because of their ideology is a failure, and he was forced to withdraw from Afganistanball's clay. The Eastern Bloc Nations also began to leave the Warsaw Pact, tearing down the Iron Curtain, Hungaryball in May, then  East Germanyball in November, tearing down the Berlin Wall in November 1989, and by 1990, even some of the SSRballs had started to leave Sovietball. Due to the glasnost and perestroika, Sovietball and USAball became frenemies again - with USAball opening the first McDonald's in Moscow. After the August coup in summer 1991, Sovietball split up into 15 states and was succeeded by his biggest son, Russiaball (Vodkaball).

Collapse
Soviet Unionball was doing badly as it was but in the 1980s his economy started to drop down. The flaws in the union administration and ideology, also extensive defence spending caused many of the Socialist Balls inside to protest. Then in 1985, Gorbachev came and started becoming friends with USAball to restore peace. In 1989 his Warsaw Pactball members started to hate communism and broke off. In 1990 Lithuaniaball was the first to succeed, and so did a few others soon in 1991 after the military coup, Sovietball got cardiac arrest and died and all the Sovietball countries broke off.

Товарищи/Друзья (My Comrades)

 * [[File:Iceland-icon.png]] Icelandball - This guy likes me more than I love Cuba for somewhat reason, I have no idea what I did to make him love me so much, but if he likes me, I like him.
 * Fake commie: Why you of kill so many innocents? Its a good thing real commie kill you.
 * [[File:Cuba-icon.png]] Cubaball - Are both socialist nations. I gave him some nukes to be protected from the Capitalists trying to invade him. Good friend and i like to give nukes to him. Can i give him 500 nukes?
 * [[File:PLO-icon.png]] PLOball - I help him against the Americans and the Zionists. I always support you against the Imperialist Westerners.
 * [[File:Warsaw Pact-icon.png]] Warsaw Pactball - My alliance! We will remove those capitalist pigs!
 * [[File:East Germany-icon.png]] True Germanyball - Joined the Warsaw Pact after WWII and part of the Soviet sphere of influence, so nice!
 * [[File:German Empire-icon.png]] German Empireball - Birthplace of Karl Marx. He also sent Lenin to Russia via train and gave him money to help the revolution. In return, I promoted revolution on his son xaxaxaxa!
 * [[File:Poland-icon.png]] Communist Polandball - We killed Nazis together! And of communist...
 * [[File:Czech-icon.png]] Czechoslovakiaball - Of communist and we also killed Nazis! But he was an enemy once. Never forget 1968 when you tried to break free. We OWNED you that year xaxaxaxaxaxa!!!
 * [[File:Hungary-icon.png]] PR Hungaryball - Of communists! But was of the enemy once. Never forget 1956 when you tried to break free. But you learned your lesson.
 * [[File:Byelorussian SSR-icon.png]] Byelorussian SSRball - My cute little daughter! I lub u so much! (Sorry about the Chernobyl incident, I should have told Ukraine to be more careful, and move his damn nuclear factory away from u.)
 * [[File:PR Bulgaria-icon.png]] PR Bulgariaball - Good puppet!
 * [[File:Algeria-icon.png]] Algeriaball - Nice north-african partner, i remove Franceball's butt out of his country.
 * Dergball - REAL ABYSSINA!!! Not that THAT CAPITALIST PIG WHO SUPPORTED FAKE ROSSIYA. I am very glad you removed Selassie. What a fine and good Communist. Its too sad that he is poor. I'll give you the money that you need. Proud of you for killing THAT CAPITLALIST BURGER KING.
 * Vietnamball - Thank yuo for removing Burger comrade, he deserved it!
 * Laosball - Can into commie. Also brother of Vietnam!
 * Indonesiaball - I gib him my weapons and a large warship for free to repel a stoner capitalist who wanted to slave him again. Our leaders are best friends. (Until 1965 because the commies killed 7 Indonesian generals or so (though the commies we’re affiliated to Chinaball))
 * Indiaball - Array against him (though I don't understand why he needs him). Launched his first satellite with the help of me, now my son  helps him in developing his jets, missiles, etc. Helped him in many wars. I wish I had met you before my death. Well done!
 * [[File:North Korea-icon.png]] North Koreaball - Is of communist and real Korea! Was supposed to be soviet puppet but Chinaball interfered!
 * [[File:Second Spanish Republic-icon.png]] Second Spanish Republicball - Is of friend and ally to the revolution and received our aid against your fascist enemies, but you should try and be more communist.
 * DR Afghanball - True Afghanistan! I will help you remove Kebab Anti-Commie Terrorists out of your clay.
 * [[File:Gaddafi Libya-icon.png]] Libyaball - True Libya! Overthrow his western puppet King. I gib him some weapons. Best Kebab country ever.
 * Grenadaball - Other Caribbean Friend, sadly Burger invaded him and took out  Communism.
 * South Yemenball -You are True Yemen!
 * [[File:Ba'athist Iraq-icon.png]] Syriaball and Ba'athist Iraqball - They are [[File:Gaddafi Libya-icon.png]] Great Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball's friends and they can help him remove Stupid Zionist Nation. I will gib them weapons too.
 * [[File:PR Mongolia-icon (1945-1992).png]] PR Mongoliaball - Other Communist friend and I helped him fight against Japanese Fascists.
 * Angolaball - Good Communist Friend. I've helped him in his civil war along with Cuba.
 * [[File:Ottoman-icon.png]] Ottoman Empireball - Gave him back Trebizond, Van, and Erzurum! But I hate your son [[File:Turkey-icon.png]] Turkeyball.
 * [[File:Eurasian Union-icon.png]] Eurasian Unionball - They say that I'm him in disguise, but really, this is just a union-made by Russia. However, reincarnation is real! XAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!!
 * Tunceliball - The Only Turkish City that I like! You are even still Communist so very good buddy!
 * Russiaball - Son, plox make me proud. BUT WHY YUO FRIEND WITH THIS STUPID TRAITOR AND WITH  PAKISATAN?! But soon, I will return.
 * Kazakhbrick- Another son, he was of my exile before my death.

Нейтрально / сложно (Neutral/Complicated)

 * [[File:UK-icon.png]] UKball (until 1947) - We were buddies during World War II.
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball (until 1947) - Helped me in World War II with the Naziball invasions, but became my archenemy during the Cold War. But thank you for comrade Robeson.
 * [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball (until 1961) - F**k yuo!! You just left my alliance! I will make you Pro-Soviet sometime again and I will remove Mao Zedong! Why would you break away?!
 * Philippinesball - Adopted child of the capitalist pig. Hates Communism. I became better when Ferdinand Marcos and his wife visited me in 1976. She likes my son so why not?
 * Egyptball - Under Colonial Nasser he was a good friend that wanted to destroy Fake Nation but then he started supporting [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball and also peace deals with Zionists.
 * [[File:RS Romania-icon.png]] SR Romaniaball - Is of communist and Warsaw Pact. But STOP CONDEMNING ME OF INVADING CZECHOSLOVAKIA AND STOP CALLING MY COMRADES MY SLAVES, I DIDN'T TREAT YOU LIKE THAT YOU FAKE COMMIE WHO LIKES THAT DAM CAPITALIST PIG! REMOVE CEAUŞESCU! YOU OF LIKINGS NATIONAL-COMMUNIST, A FASCIST COMMIE COMBINATION, SO DISGUSTING!
 * PSR Albaniaball - Yuo are a small crazy bunker lover who likes to close contact with the entire world, pathetic. Your anti-revisionism means that you like to purge tour own people for your interests. When you are of callings me and my comrades "traitors", makes me laugh a LOT because of your idiocy and dimwittedness on your small shitty kebab brain. The only thing I can say to you is to shut up.
 * Taiwanball - FAKE CHINA!!! But at least we both hate that TRAITOR. (See enemies list)
 * Mexicoball - Was of the first American nation to establish relations with me! I also had an anticlerical law in place back then. But YUO LET TROTSKY DIE YOU FREAK! actually thank you for that, he opposed glorious Stalin and got offed for it xaxaxaxa
 * Japanball - You're Neutral. Because you don't complain that i will give back to your islands. But when i died you make ANIME about Soviet Era! Also Nintendo made My game the 2nd best selling. Thank you! :)
 * Argentinaball - I sold you some railroad tracks, but why you didn't took the opportunity to be a comrade?? you are also a closet nazi! I also supported you during the falklands war.
 * Yugoslaviaball -  My.... little brother!!!!! He was a communist union just like me... some people used to call him  Little USSR I don't know why they called him like that, we were good until the Tito-Stalin split, later, our relations got better and better, even though he didn't join the Warsaw Pact. BUT YOU HAD ONLY 1 JOB, AND THAT IS TO JOIN ME!!!!! But still we were good. I miss you, I hope we can meet each other again, sometime...

Куклы пиндосов/Enemies

 * [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball - Banned Communism, and also hated my policies, DIE CAPITALIST PIG!.
 * Thailandball - YOU DIDN'T COLONIZED BY EUROPEANS SO THAT'S WHY I DON'T WANT TO MAKE YOU AS COMMUNIST STATE!! I HAD TO LEAVE YOU ALONE BUT YOU STILL BLAMING FOR IT!!
 * CAPITALIST PIG (after 1947) - OH, SO YUO ARE OF THE WORST CAPITALIST!!! YUO ARE OF THE KING OF CAPITALISM!!! THE POOR MUST OVERTHROW YUO! YOU ARE A FUCKING CONSERVATIVE COUNTRY THAT HATES THE POOR!!!! FUCKING CAPITALIST PIG THAT SUCKS A CAPITALIST PIGS POOP!!! YOU ARE A DICTATORSHIP THAT TORTURES THE WORKERS AND GIVING THEM LESS MONEY!!! IF I RETURN, I WILL DESTORY YUO!!! YOUR PEOPLE ARE OBESE AS FUCK!!!! I WILL TRY TO TAKE REVENGE AGAINST YOU!!!! REMOVE DONALD TRUMP THE FAT ORANGE CAPITALIST FASCIST!!!! REMOVE GIANT FAT BURGER REMOVE CAPITALISM REMOVE CONSERVATISM REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!!!!!!!!! But I allowed him to have McDonalds in my clay before I am dead thanks to Gorbachev who turned me into a social democracy, also i love capitalist pepsi.
 * [[File:UK-icon.png]] UKball (after 1947) - JUST LIKE YOUR SON, FOLLOWING HIS POLICIES AND SPREADING ANTI-COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But you are industrializing like me.
 * Fake Libyaball - HOW DARE YOU KILL GREAT SOCIALIST PEOPLE'S LIBYAN ARAB JAMAHIRIYABALL?!
 * THE WORST - NAZI SCUM! JUST STAY OUT OF MY GLORIOUS MOTHERLAND! I ALWAYS WAS HATINGS OF YUO, EVEN WHEN WE MADE THAT PACT! AREN'T YUO OF KNOWINGS THAT YUOR IDEOLOGY IS JUST OF CAPITALISM IN DECAY? Your Hitler is a traitor!!! WHY YOU ATTACK ME IN JUNE 1941??? WE HAVE SIGN A PACT!!! YOU TRAITOR!!! WE COULD OF RULE THE WORLD, BUT WHY THE HELL YOU WILL ATTACK ME FOR NO REASON? EVEN Fake Germany is better than you! I took  part in you as a spoil of war. ENJOY MY RAPES, SUKA!!! XAXAXAXAXA!!!! 
 * [[File:Turkey-icon.png]] Turkeyball - Liar! '''ALSO, YOU SUCK CAPITALIST PIG'S POOP LIKE CAPITALIST USA DOES YOU FAGET KEBAB IF YOU HAD JOINED US LIKE ALL YOUR TURKIC BROTHERS LIKE KAZAKHSTAN, KYRGYZSTAN, AZERBAIJAN; CRIMEAN TATARS-SIBERIAN TURKS ALONG WITH UZBEKISTAN AND TURKMENISTAN DİD, WE WOULD HAVE CONQUERED (COUGH) (COUGH), I MEAN LIBERATED THE WORLD FROM IMPERIALIST, CAPITALIST SYSTEMS AND GOVERNMENTS AND FUCKING DOMINATED IT WİTH COMMUNISM AND SOCIALISM! INSTEAD OF CAPITALIST-IMPERIALIST GAY PRIDES!, ALSO YOU WOULDN'T BE DEALING WİTH THOSE US BACKED PAN-KURDISH, SUICIDE BOMBİNG, HUMAN SHIELDING; WORKER, FARMER EXECUTER AND DONKEY FUCKER SEPARATIST TERRORISTS. HOPE YOU ENJOY GETTING BACK STABBED AND BETRAYED BY NATO DOGS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, ESPECIALLY BY UK, USA, GERMONEY THAT GİBS WEAPONS AND VEHICLES TO THE KURDİSH SEPARATISTS FOR FREE WHICH THEY'LL NEVER GIB YOU EVEN IF YOU SELL YOUR LANDS! Good luck not getting your country ruined because of ERDOGAN'S dictatorship! and radical Islam and of course by Syrian refugees which your president trained as a replacement of ISIS! Fuck you little SUKA!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO, YOU WILL BE MY NEXT SSR SOON IN 1983 DURING WORLD WAR 3... XAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!! ALSO I WILL REMOVE TUO! REMOVE KEBAB REMOVE KEBAB       REMOVE KEBAB!!!
 * Chileball (After 1973): You are the reason why i am forever scared of helicopters.
 * Taiwanbal l - FAKE CHINAS!!!!!! ANOTHER CAPITALIST PIG WHO SUCKS CAPITALIST PIG POOP LIKE CHINABALL!!!!! I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Ethiopian Empireball - XAXAXAXA I KILLED YOUR KING SELASSIE THE CAPITALIST KING THAT SUPPORTS FAKE ROSSIYA!!! REMOVE EMPIRE! LONG LIVE DERG!!!
 * [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball - '''YUO TRAITOR!!! STUPID MAO, I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, PLUS DENG BETRAYED EVERY LEFTIST MOVEMENTS THAT I SUPPORTED, WHY LEAVING ME FIGHTING THE CAPPIES ALONE, WHY????!!!! 1960 NEVER FORGET!!!!!!!!!!! YUO ARE OF CAPITALIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUO WANNA TRADE WITH THE USA HUH!? HOW DARE YUO! STOP TRADING EVERYTHING TO USA NOW!!! THOSE CHINESE ARE TRADING US AROUND THE PACIFIC OCEAN, LIKE IN HERE! NOW REMOVE YUOR TRADING WITH IN L.A., LONG BEACH, SAN PEDRO, AND OTHERS! REMOVE OUT OF USA! NOW!!!!! REMOVE OUT OF USA!!!
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Fake Germanyball - Fake Germany is of the enemy of East Germany. YUO INTO DUMB EVOL IMMORALE CAPITALIST PIGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1
 * [[File:Russian-Empire-icon.png]] Precommunist Russiaball - My very bad father, no matter how much I don't like it. Didn't give me and my siblings enough food, so I had to murder him in 1917.
 * [[File:South Korea-icon.png]] South Koreaball - Capitalist Pig Dog Korea I will destroy you and let True Korea take your land. I EVEN SHOT YOUR PLANE DOWN FOR TRESPASSING THE GREAT COMMUNIST UTOPIA!! XAXAXAXAXA!!!
 * [[File:Finland-icon.png]] Vodka stealer - For surviving my invasion! hmmph..
 * [[File:Afghan-icon.png]] Afghanistanball - Fake Afghanistan, for surviving my invasion!
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball - For surviving my hockey match! HEY YOU ASSHOLE! STOP THIS HUAWEI SHIT WITH MY SON AND CHINA! YOU THINK YOUR BRAVE ENOUGH TO HURT HIM WITH POLAND, UKRAINE, AND THIS EUROMAIDAN SHIT?! IM WARNING YOU, IM INSIDE HIM AND YOU DO NOT WANT TO TORTURE HIM! Next time we won't be so nice in Piestany...
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] United Germanyball - Left my empire, How dare you!? Oops, of meanings pact.
 * Mikhail Gorbachev - YOU ARE THE WORST SOVIET LEADER EVER! YOU HAD DESTROYED THE GREAT SOVIET EMPIRE! YOU ARE A FAKE CAPITALIST TRAITOR AND A [[File:USA-icon.png]] BURGER PUPPET SO YOU CAN DESTROY THE GREAT EMPIRE!!! YOU DIDN'T MAKE OUR SOVIET EMPIRE ANY BETTER FAKE COMMUNIST! But then again i guess yuo helped strengthen relations with [[File:USA-icon.png]] Capitalist so maybe yuo weren't so bad..
 * [[File:Al-Qaeda-icon.png]] Al-Qaedaball and [[File:Taliban-icon.png]] Talibanball - Some Mujahideens Kebab Anti-Commie terrorists that burger created and funded so they can destroy me. Ha, you kebabs can't destroy me SOVIET UNION STRONK and you also can't destroy Afghanistan! Crap!, I should've destroyed you a long time before I fell.
 * Iranball - I hate you. You were terrible even after you got rid of your monarchy. You still collaborated with United States of Americaball in the Soviet-Afghan War. You funded Shia Mujahideen rebels against me and contributed towards my loss in [[File:Afghan-icon.png]] Afghanistan. Also,  Azerbaijan SSRball belongs to me and that is how it's going to be. I hope Ba'athist Iraqball defeats you!
 * Somali Democratic Republicball - CAPITALIST PIG TRAITOR!! Yuo made Communism look bad so you have  CAPITALIST PIG to support you against me. FREE  ISSAQS! YOU ARE A FAKE COMMIE AND A SCUM!!!  Ogadeniaball IS   DERG!!!!!!! I WILL REMOVE YOU AND  CHINKO OUT OF THERE!!!! REMOVE SIAD BAREE!!! Yuor bombing from  USAball and karma is what yuo deseves!
 * Israelcube - I regret recognizing you Fake Country! All your Neighbors should destroy your Burger Puppet. I should've never supported your creation I thought you were gonna be my ally but no you choose Burger as a buddy.
 * Pakistanball - Ha, India will destroy you Burger Puppet. Supported those Western Pigs in Afghanistan !
 * Suharto - WHAT!!! why are you killing Communists?! I thought we were good friends but now you betrayed me and siding with Burger!! REMOVE SUHARTO!! STUPID CAPITALIST PIGDOG SUHARTO REMOVING GLORIOUS SUKARNO!!! REMOVE!!1! 
 * Italyball - You will never nuke me with Burger's nukes, you fascist idiot!
 * Chileball - Yuo were being into friends with me and Cuba, but then you listened to that burger and threw communists from helicopters! REMOVE PINOCHET!!!
 * Democratic Kampucheaball - You're very crazy and you are friends with Fake Communist, so I'm not your friend.
 * Saudi Arabiaball - Western Kebab Pig that also supported and created those western pig terrorists in Afghanistan. But if i invade him i can get some good cash
 * Malaysiaball - Remove Kebab American Capitalists! Malay Commies true Malaysia! but he was the first to win against me..... Damn you... and he did visit me in my land... he even met my son. что хорошее время, наши дипломатические отношения между мной и им были сохранены до того дня, я умру
 * Kurwaball - I smell non-communist Poland... COME BACK HERE YUO!!!!
 * Polandball (Kiribati) - I smell another non-communist Poland... yuor mother also stole   two of my soviet republics' flags... I WILL MAKE YUO ANOTHER SOVIET REPUBLIC, COME BACK HERE YUO!!!!

Soviet Socialist Republics

 * [[File:Russian SFSR-icon.png]] Russian SFSRball - Biggest of member! Also successor state.
 * [[File:Transcaucasian SFSR-icon.png]] Transcaucasus SFSRballs - An amazing, founding nation of mi- actually no I'm going to split you.
 * [[File:Ukrainian SSR-icon.png]] Ukrainian SSRball - Another founding nation! Thankings for spreading the revolution! No food for you XAXAXAXA!
 * [[File:Byelorussian SSR-icon.png]] Byelorussian SSRball - Last of four founding republics, very horosho! And of the cutest member!
 * [[File:Kazakh SSR-icon.png]] Kazakh SSRbrick - Very good republic and contains much outer space stuff, can into Cosmos and nukes ! You also last one standing before republicans...
 * [[File:Azerbaijan SSR-icon.png]] Azerbaijan SSRball - Thank you for spreading the socialist revolution! REMOVE KEBAB!
 * [[File:Armenian SSR-icon.png]] Armenian SSRball - Kebab removing comrade!
 * [[File:Georgian SSR-icon.png]] Georgian SSRball - Comrade Stalin was born here!
 * [[File:Uzbek SSR-icon.png]] Uzbek SSRball - Valued communist comrade!
 * [[File:Tajik SSR-icon.png]] Tajik SSRball - Yuo is proof, not all kebab are bad!
 * [[File:Kirghiz SSR-icon.png]] Kirghiz SSRball - Member of great USSR!
 * [[File:Lithuanian SSR-icon.png]] Lithuanian SSRball - Anschlussed after the glorious union defeated the Nazis!
 * [[File:Latvian SSR-icon.png]] Latvian SSRball - Forced him to help end Nazis for USSR!
 * [[File:Karelo-Finnish SSR-icon.png]] Karelo-Finnish SSRball - My apology for you not wanting to stay, comrade! NKVD for yuo, xaxaxaxaxaxa!!!
 * [[File:Moldavian SSR-icon.png]] Moldovan SSRball - Birthplace of [[File:Transnistria-icon.png]] Transnistriaball!
 * [[File:Estonian SSR-icon.png]] Estonian SSRball - Birthplace of the funniest capital, but meh, she's a bitch, and is a bad Soviet Republic, oh yuo can leave, I can take rejection! NKVD for yuo too, xaxaxaxaxaxa!!!

How to draw
You don't have to draw USSR, USSR draw you:


 * 1) Color in red on the base circle
 * 2) Draw the emblem of the sickle and hammer at the left end
 * 3) Draw the eyes and you've finished

Gallery
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