Netherlandsball

"50% sea, 50% weed."

"A weed smoker that is below sea level."

The , aka. Dutchball, is a Western European countryball. Drugs are legal (drug addicts are given rehab, while foreigners possessing drugs are escorted back to their native country), with people being allowed to buy up to five grams of Marijuana in coffee shops. Officially, it’s illegal to buy weed from coffee shops, and often frowned upon to smoke weed in most public places. Nevertheless, people are able to grow up to three plants of it in the privacy of their own home. Netherlands also legalises abortion and euthanasia. This was the first nation to officially legalize gay marriage, back in 2001. Known for dikes, dams and polders. EUball fears that he will do Nexit after UKball's Brexit.

His clay is bordered by Germany on the east, and  Belgium on the south. His maritime border is the North Sea where is partly surrounded by his northern and western clay. His clay is divided into a 12 provinces and three special municipalities in the Caribbean. The Netherlands should not be confused with Holland (because those are two provinces). Including his capital, Amsterdam where is placed on  North Holland. In result, his clay has a total of 41,543 sq km (16,040 sq mi) making the 131st largest country in the world. As of 2019, his population of about 17.3 million people as the 66th populous country in the world.

History
Netherlandsball is the adopted son of Spainball, and he was born in the 1500s. He was taken away by his half brother Austriaball but got his independence in 1648 after fighting a war with him, helped by his adoptive aunt  Franceball, and changed his name from the long  Austrian Netherlandsball to  Dutch Republicball.

Around this time, he developed interests such as navigation, trade, and colonising, as seen by his sons Dutch East Indiesball (now known as  Indonesiaball) and  Surinameball. His clay was occupied by Franceball, in 1795-6, and when she left in 1814, he changed his name to  United Kingdom of the Netherlandsball, still unaware of his sons with  Franceball,  Belgiumball, and  Luxembourgball, later delivered and raised by  UKball.

In the Great War, Netherlandsball chose to remain neutral as his neighbours Reichtangle and  UKball fought over his estranged son  Belgiumball's clay, but was beaten by  Nazi Germanyball in 1940, and his clay was anschlussed for four years, along with all the Jewcubes he had sheltered from  Nazi Germanyball.

After his distant cousin Canadaball liberated him, he reluctantly gave his sons  Indonesiaball independence in 1945, and  Surinameball independence in 1975. He joined the EU, his cousin in 1957 as a founding member, and now spends his days smoking weed with his smoking buddies Jamaicaball and  Uruguayball, and building dams. He is also a founding member of NATOball in 1949.

In 2019, he won Eurovision for the first time in 44 years.

Personality
Netherlandsball is usually happy and relaxed by nature due to his laid back and easygoing personality, and due to his country's typically pacifistic morals. Sometimes he can be found smoking weed with Jamaicaball and/or Uruguayball. He's friendly to most other countries. He actually has a lot of money, and is a very good swimmer since most of the time his clay is underwater.

Friends

 * Argentinaball - The birthplace of our Queen. BUT YOU STOPPED ME FROM WINNING 1978 WORLD CUP AND GETTING IN THE 2014 WORLD CUP FINAL BECAUSE OF THOSE STUPID PENALTIES! 2-4 NEVER FORGET! I WILL GET REVENGE ON YOU ONE DAY!
 * Arubaball- My territory who has square currency (and still practices that black face thing were trying to stop people doing).
 * [[File:Australia-icon.png]] Australiaball - Nephew. I eliminated you from the 2014 World Cup in the second round! 3-2 never forget!
 * [[File:Belgium-icon.png]] Belgiumball and Luxembourgball - Luxembourg is a flag thief My sons, part of Benelux. Lets eat food at our border town of Baarle.
 * Bonaireball, Sint Maartenball, Sint Eustatiusball and Sababall - Sons that lives in the Caraïben.
 * Brazilball - My Adoptive Son and nephew, and he laughs like me! ( Never forget 1974, 2010 and 2014 World Cup... HIEHIEHIEHIEHIEHIE )
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball - Pretty nice guy. Let me hang out at his place for a while when Naziball kicked me out. He managed to "talk" him back into letting me go home. Ik send flowers every year to thank him. And also legalized weed!
 * [[file:China-icon.png]] Chinaball - We give them two pandas dus we like them!
 * [[File:Curacao-icon.png]] Curaçaoball - Who? Oh, hem. Hij is good, I guess?
 * Duncan Laurence (Eurovision) OMG,  I ACTUALLY LOVE YOU! THANKS FOR WINNING THE EUROVISION! HANDSOME BISEXUAL LOVING MAN! (KISSES HIM)
 * EUball - Founding member! Hij is sometimes nice, but Ik am niet sure if hij has best interests... will soon leave your shitty union after UK and after that I will smoke weed everyday
 * [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball - Former lover. Mijn favourite holiday destination.
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball - Béét weird relation: Wan het isn't Anschluss time, he is one of best fliends. But when 't is, hij is one of my biggest fears. And also gib leopard tank. Also, I'll never forget wan het beat me in 1974 World Cup final!
 * [[File:Israel-icon.png]] Israelcube - Bedankt for hosting a memorable Eurovisie Songfestival in 2019, ik still can't believe my Duncan won!
 * [[File:Jamaica-icon.png]] Jamaicaball - Smoking buddy.
 * Nagasakiball - Nice anime! Nice games! I make a nice port And I colonized him ( Yuo wait... One day, I will show him the way of the weed... )
 * Taiwanball - My chino son. Remember the Formosa?
 * [[File:South Africa-icon.png]] South Africaball - Son wie speaks weird Nederlands.
 * [[File:South Korea-icon.png]] South Koreaball - The best Korea (sincerely).
 * [[File:Spain-icon.png]] Spainball - Defeated me in 2010 FIFA World Cup, got my beautiful revenge in 2014 FIFA World Cup by 5-1!
 * [[File:Suriname-icon.png]] Surinameball - Hij is a good jonge. Mijn favourite son!
 * [[File:UK-icon.png]] UKball - Used to be mijn worst enemy, now hij is fine, hoor.
 * [[File:Poland-icon.png]] Polandball - Happy 100th birthday, mon amie! Love you.
 * [[File:Uruguay-icon.png]] Uruguayball - Another smoking buddy.
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - [[File:Washington-icon.png]] [[File:Oregon-icon.png]] [[File:Alaska-icon.png]] [[File:California-icon.png]] [[File:Massachussets-icon.png]] [[File:Maine-icon.png]] [[File:Colorado-icon.png]] I'm friends with a few of his children.
 * [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesiaball - My smoking addict son. He lets children smoke!!!! Gib satay and studentes! But I really like your cuisine yuo just wait until I switchings your MSG with powdered crack MUAHAHAHAHA!!! ......YOU'RE THE SHORTEST IN THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Neutral

 * [[File:Austria-icon.png]] Austriaball - Estranged half-brother. Less said, de beter.


 * Swedenball - You needed 253. You got 93. DEAL WITH IT.


 * [[File:Turkey-icon.png]] Turkeyball - Defeatings of me in euro 2016 with 3-0. also of gettings Nederturken to riot in Rotterdamball. Also I am not of fascist banana republic, am fokken kingdom. Well at least you are not annoying and made a kind of excuese.
 * ​ Croatiaball - I acknowledge you and although you are a flag stealer, your soccer team is OK, I PUT YOU on neutral because you owe me some cash!

Enemies

 * Nazi Germanyball- FOKKEN BOOKSHELVES WHO ANSCHLUSS ME IN 1940!!! You also starved my people.
 * North Koreaball - BUT WHAT SH!T DO YOU HAVE AGAINST THE CAPITALISTS? YOU OF HAVING LEGALIZED DRUGS, BUT, DO YOU HAVE SH!T ON THE HEAD IN EXPLODING US AND NATO STAFF? I AM A CAPITALIST! I SINCERELY THINK [[File:South Korea-icon.png]] SOUTH KOREA IS THE BEST KOREA, I HOPE THAT [[File:South Korea-icon.png]] SOUTH KOREA ANSCHLUSS YOU, HIEHIEHIEHIEHIE! REMOVE KIM DYNASTY! I heard yuo like to get high on drugs too.
 * Philippinesball - WHY YOU REMOVE DRUGS?!? Our Queen visited in your clay. Your son stole my flag! You stole my  son's flag! Yuo are the worst flag stealer ever! AND REMOVE  DUTERTE!!! But at least 40% of Filipinos trust me and I am your 3rd largest investor and 10th largest export partner so we are cool by now.


 * Batangasball, & Missouriball - Sneaky little frickin' flag COPYCATERS! SCREW YOU!!!!!!


 * Paraguayball - You ARE THE MOST IRRELEVANT FLAG MASTER!  IM NOT EVEN MAD (LAUGHS AT HIM CRAZILY)
 * Norwayball - Eh, it's complicated...

Family

 * HREball - Father
 * Germanyball - Brother
 * Franceball - Former Lover/Sister-in-Law
 * EUball - Nephew
 * UKball - Brother
 * USAball - Nephew
 * Canadaball - Nephew
 * Australiaball - Nephew
 * New Zealandball - Nephew
 * Austriaball - Brother
 * Switzerlandball - Brother
 * Belgiumball - Son (w/Franceball)
 * Ghanaball - Son
 * Luxembourgball - Son (w/Franceball)
 * Indonesiaball -  Son
 * South Africaball - Son
 * Surinameball -  Son
 * Brazilball - Crazy  Adoptive Son/Nephew
 * Guyanaball - Adoptive Son/Nephew
 * Nagasakiball -  Adoptive Son
 * Taiwanball -  Adoptive Son
 * Silesiaball - Sister

Provinceballs

 * North Hollandball - He's alright and the main reason why I am always get stoned.
 * South Hollandball- He's different then North Hollandball and has the biggest harbour of Europe, the parliament and the government.
 * [[File:Drenthe-icon.png]] Drentheball - A lot of dolmens. A lot of people don't even know people live here.
 * [[File:Flevoland-icon.png]] Flevolandball - All of his clay is under the water. Biggest artificial island in the world.
 * [[File:Friesland-icon.png]] Frieslandball - Farmer, cows, speaks Frisian. Also, a lot of skaters and Elfstedentocht.
 * [[File:Gelderland-icon.png]] Gelderlandball - His name sounds like money in Dutch. He has a lot of woodys, motorcrosses, bike lanes and falmers.
 * [[File:Groningen-icon.png]] Groningenball - More farmers and cows and has a lot of gas. Suffers earthquakes because of gas. Don't say he is a Frisian. He also has some communistses.
 * [[File:Limburg-icon.png]] Limburgball - Has the only mountain in the country. Home of André Rieu and the roughest roller coaster manufacturer ever. Celebrates a lot of carnival. He is almost Belgian.
 * North Brabantball - Home of forests, pubs and villages, also celebrates a lot of carnival. He is like Limburgball almost Belgian.
 * [[File:Overijssel-icon.png]] Overijsselball - Farmers, Hansa cities and streams.
 * [[File:Utrecht-icon.png]] Utrechtball - Smallest province by area. Still, 1.268.489 inhabitants, and the busiest train stations possible.
 * [[File:Zeeland-icon.png]] Zeelandball - Meneer Bolus. The sea nearly killed him in 1953 and will drown as first. Tries to convince oll of mij people to come and visit him. In the winter.

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