Kebab

Döner Kebab, also known as Shawarma, is a fast-food dish that originated from Turkey and is today popular in the Islamic world and the European Union, especially Germanyball (goes well with Bier und Brazilian tears) and Swedenball who puts kebab in his pizza.

Döner Kebab consists of seasoned fresh meat, usually lamb, select halal-slaughtered beef, or chicken, mixed together with a marinade of cumin, coriander, garlic, and other herbs and spices (contributing to its savoury taste). When finished marinating, the resultant mass is then introduced to its most iconic symbol: Impalement on a vertical Stake, next to the flames for roasting. Sometimes the impaled meat is topped by a flavour-enhancing garnish (e.g. fat, onion, fruits, MOAR GARLIC, etc), and whatever garnishes were on top would infuse themselves on the meat below through gravity. When the outer surface has become roasted enough for consumption, it is shaved away on demand leaving the rest of the uncooked mass to roast. In most cases, the removed pieces are wrapped in a wholemeal high-fibre pita bread, usually wrapped together with a salad of various fresh herbs and vegetables as well as a choice of sauces e.g. EXTRA GARLIC Sauce, hot sauce, herb sauce, yogurt sauce or melted cheese, though a variety of other styles for service exist, for example the aforementioned Swedish Kebab Pizza. Europeans consider Kebab to be healthier than the rival fastfood in the form of processed, high-sugar, chemical-weapons-laden burgers, contributing further to its popularity in the Eurozone.

Another version of Kebab exists called Shish kebab, which is closer to an ordinary barbecue than the iconic and famous Döner.

In the Polandball universe, however, it became also used as a pejorative for the Islamic world in general. The meme stemmed from Serbiaball's historic conflict against Turkeyball culminating in the popular meme "REMOVE KEBAB." Kebab originally meant Turkish, but because apparently to the Internet all Muslims are the same race, the pejorative has extended to even non-Turkish races such as Arabs (it would be more accurate to, when insulting Arabs, say "Remove Shawarma") Other turks, but strangely seldom associated with Kebab, include Azerbeijanball, Kazakhbrick, Uzbekistanball, Turkmenistanball, TRNCball, Tajikistanball and others, and the dissociation with the Islamic world and therefore "kebab" may have been the result of their rule under the Soviet Union, an Atheist state but with an Eastern Orthodox majority. There are rumors that Bulgariaball was kebab in the past but then he betrayed his brothers and now he is slav.

It may be probable that Vlad Dracula the Impaler and his choice of punishment was inspired by his Turkish arch-enemies impaling meat vertically, considering how he grew up his childhood life as a Turkish political prisoner.

There is an common saying:"REMOVE KEBAB" and "DEFEND KEBAB". Kebab