Denmarkball

== DENMARKball==

Denmarkball / DANMARKbold is a violent and warlike countryball in the northern part of Europe. Denmarkball speak Ølish, which is a combination between English, Danish and bad gramma.

The capital is Copenhagen / København.

Relationship
The Savage Nordic family is a big family with many countryballs, some are brothers other are friends or cousins.

Norway is one of Denmark's brothers, they love eachother and they often hang out and drink øl with eachother.

Although deep inside Denmark's Viking heart burns a flame of anger with the desire to destroy all things.

Sweden is another of Denmark's brothers, they have a complex love/hate relationship, they often compete against eachother and try to prove that one of them is better than the other.

Iceland is also a part of the Nordic family. Iceland and Denmark was married until 1944 when Iceland wanted to be separated, this caused Denmark to go into a big depression which could be why Denmark is alcoholic.

Finland is Denmarks cousin. Finland and Denmark does not have the closest relationship with eachother, but they have a few things in common.

Greenland is Denmark's oldest son. Greenland wants to move away from Denmark, but he can't because he is very poor. Denmark finances Greenland and have done that for many years.

Faroe is another of Denmarks children. Denmark adopted him from Norway because Norway was a very bad parrent (Scotland adopted Norways other two kids Shetland and Orkney).

Åland is Denmark's niece. Denmark gave Åland her first øl.

Denmark is currently planning an invasion of germany, the Viking tradition has returned and is spreading rapidly. The leader of Danes is demanding they abondon modern weapons and return to their roots and kill with axes and swords. Flak jackets are being replaced with Shields, medical aid has been repaced by prayer to Odin.

The reforms have postively benefited Denmark however the changes are likely to bring about Ragnarok and the UN is planning on taking action in accordance.

Other Nordic nations are trying to reawaken their Nordic Gods, in order to counter the Danish threat, however this may take time since Christianity and secularism have proved a great setback.