User blog comment:Cilindar/How to be a Slav/@comment-31401828-20180423185413

You missed: Being fluent in every slavic language, atleast 10 non other langages (ex Chinese, Portugese) and know  atleast  4 alphabets

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Oh and be a one man army that can take on  for example an alien invasion force, on your own, without a scratch. Oh and then fly to their homeworld superman style and one shot it and remob them so they don't come back.