User blog:Trengal/I'm finished

Hello ladies and gentlemen, it's your triangle, Trengal. Recently, I made a blog post about how I was working on a book called Polandball: The Book (link is right here).Well, I am glad to say that I have finished creating the book. I don't want to publish it because I know what will happen:

Publishing Board - I'm sorry but the grammar you put into this book is just TERRIBLE.

Me - But that's because this is about a meme, and in the meme they have bad grammar.

Publishing Board - It doesn't matter. When you could use this silly cartoon to make an education book for children, you just waste it up on this piece of ****.

I start getting angry

Publishing Board - Not only that, but this book is extremely short!

Me (Ultra form) - DON'T MAKE ME SAVAGELY TEAR YOU APART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Publishing Board - SECURITY!!!

I get kicked out

So yeah, that would happen. However, I will give you the plot of this book:

Polandball is tired of being a plunger, and he wants to be a hero. So he tries to get Israel to use his laser gun to shoot Poland (Why? That's because Israel says that it would give Poland Hussar Powers.). But when something terrible happens, Poland learns that he can become more special if he can save Europe, or possibly, the whole world...

...so yeah, that's the plot. I know, it sounds like the plot for a book for kids 7 or below. On a future blog post, I will show the dialogue for this book. It'll be like reading the book, but without the pictures...

...To end this blog post, I will add a picture that you can use as a teaser trailer for this book:



Thank you for your time. Bye!

Trengal (talk) 20:59, June 4, 2018 (UTC)