Israelcube

Israelcube (aka Cisjordancube or Jewcube) is a countryball that represents the State of Israel. Israel is into at odds with the nearby kebab countries as they have no respect for it due to conflicting interest for land. Has been in conflict with Palestineball and other Arab countryballs.

The appearance of israel as a cube is because of JEWISH PHYSICS: As well, two other reasons are often cited (though not official):
 * Israel takes the form of a hypercube (in reference to Jewish physics)
 * Israel was created by the uk from the leftovers of Ottomanball, hence the "unnatural" appearance.
 * The Hebrew Alphabet (Alef-Bet) is also known as "Block Script" or "Square Script"

Israel has unlimited monies thanks to being USAball's greatest ally and his involuntary addition to Germany's Appology List after World War II, along with  spending all of his monies on developing new shiny weapons, because he is either unaware or ignorat of the fact that guns are not the only thing money can buy (what USAball don't know is not hurting him...kekeke).

Personality
Israelcube is not a traditional greedy jew, and should be drawn as a overly-militaristic conspiracy theorist who's afarid of everything and spends lots of monies on new weapons.

Arab (except Egypt and Jordan) and Persian nations (the kebab countries) are very hostile towards Israel, which is militarily-supported by the USA and everyone else because after the "The Six Day War" everyone scared of the cube.

Friends

 * USAball - Gib shiny weapons plox.
 * XpOtynp.jpgneyball - Appology of Accepted.
 * Saudiarabiaball - Atleast they are not as bad as the other kebabs
 * Jewish Autonomous Oblastcube - Fellow Jewcube, but practices Eastern Orthodox.
 * Tringapore: Helped build and train Tringapore's armed forces in the art of Kebab removal (his neighbours, Malaysiaball and Indonesiaball are Kebabs and out to anschluss him).

Neutral

 * Serbiaball - Not of Antisemitic kind and Removing Kabab also. He recognizes my dear brother Palestineball.
 * Spainball - He also recognizes my dear brother Palestineball.
 * Swedenball - He too recognizes my dear brother Palestineball.
 * Transjordanball - GET OFF THE FENCE
 * Egyptball - GET OFF THE FENCE

Enemies

 * Illuminatiball - NEVERMADETHEMBLAMENAZIINSTEADNEVERMADETHEMBLAMENAZIINSTEADNEVERMADETHEMBLAMENAZIINSTEADNEVERMADETHEMBLAMENAZIINSTEAD yuo of heard nothing...
 * Kebabs of most kind
 * Gazaball - Gaza Is of Israel clay! F**king Hamas... I certainly liked Fatah more.
 * Iranball - Wanna take me out, COME ON! I'm not of afraid!

Rival Sons

 * Tel Avivcube - Israelcube's favorite son, has imperial ambitions. Always wants lands and money and loves building towers.Israel_is_Sad.png
 * Bat Yamcube - Blocks Tel Avivcube's imperial plans.

A Brief History
>jewcubes have an independent kingdom

>conquered by AncientEgyptBall

>conquered by AncientBabylonBall

>gets new independence

>conquered by SPQRBall

>ByzantineBall inherits Israelcube

>jewcubes be like "we want a homeland"

>and the world was like "buzz off"

>and that's how things went for a hundred years

>then reichtangle and ottomanball began to mess things up

>and ukball was like "oh great"

>and the jewcubes were like "we'll help but you gotta gib us homeland"

>but Arabballs were also helping

>and ukball was like "yeah sure"

>so ottomanball got killed by Arabballs

>and jewcubes be like "gib homeland now"

>and ukball be like "lol nope"

>so then naziball began messing up the jewcubes

>franceball surrenders

>ukball and usaball fights naziball

>ussrball kills naziball

>usaball be like "Guys lets start a group"

>unball rise

>jewcubes be like "we want a homeland" again

>unball be like "you shall have it!"

>and uk was like "so the holocaust may never happen agian!"

>so the jewcubes go to homeland

>and the arabballs were like "buzz off"

>and the jewcubes was like "No unball said it's our land now"

>so the arabballs attack the jewcubes

>and uk was like this is daft rubbish and left

>and the jewcubes won it's independence from the arabballs

>and israelcube was made

>and egyptball and iraqball and all the other arabballs invaded them again and again

>and israel messed their stuff up and annexed palestineball

>and palestineball was like "stahp" and used terrorist and rockets.

>and israelcube didnt want to handle this stuff and left gazastrip

>and palestineball said "get out we want you out of here"

>and isrealcube said "lol make me"

>and palestineball said 'we will one day.'

>so palestineball start launching rockets on israelcube

>but israelcube has iron dome and was unscratched but israelcube gets pissed off anyways

>so gaza strip gets invaded

>many arab balls get killed and palestineball was like "stahp"

>but israelcube was liek "nope.avi, u asked for dis"

THE END (for now...)

Quotes

 * "Shalom!"
 * "SURPRISE SETTLEMENT!"
 * "Mazel tov!"
 * "Oy vey!"
 * "How yuo of expectings me to make love to smething without trigger, barrel and pin?"
 * "REMEMBER HOLOCAUST!"
 * "Muh goyim!"
 * "Antisemite..."
 * "dis my land now"

Links

 * Facebook page