North Koreaball

"He drives the villains crazy 'cause he's a lunatic!"

- Freakazoid! theme song

"金正恩，JB 永動機 (위대한 김정은동지)"

- Chinese misheard of a propaganda hymn

North Koreaball, DPRKball, or Best (Worst) Korea is an irrational Juche countryball whose clay is located on the northern part of the Korean peninsula. North Koreaball has very little monies, and usually relies on getting food from neighbouring countryballs.

North Koreaball tries to have nukes, but fails most of the time due to lack of technology. He can into biggest army in the world. He usually dreams of conquering South Koreaball and East Asia, even Bulgariaball (when he is not in Asia), if not the whole world, sometimes along with Chinaball.

North Korea can now into space with Kwangmyŏngsŏng-3 Unit 2, In 2015 North korea will Bring Moonball to North korea for Leader kim-jung-un! The greatest!

North Koreaball cannot into good manners and attitude, especially with his brother. He even likes and smokes marijuana and doesn't even think it's drug.

In 2015 North korea will Bring the moon to North Korea, OH HAIL KIM-JONG-UN!

'''REMOVE BURGER FROM THE PREMISES!!! REMOVE TEA, AND UKRAINE AND BORSCHT SCUM TOO!!! REMOVE CANUCKS!!!! REMOVE BIER!!!! REMOVE BULGARIA!!! REMOVE AMERIKA!!! REMOVE KEBAB!!! REMOVE RUSSIA AND VODKA!!! REMOVE COMMIES AND EVERYTHING ELSE!!! FOR THE KIM DYNASTY REMOVE EVERYTHING!!!'''

History
North Koreaball was born in 1945 along with his brother South Koreaball, after their mother Koreaball died from an overdose of Imperial Japanese Armyball. He was adopted by Sovietball, and taught communism, while his brother was adopted by USAball, who taught him capitalism.

In 1950, under Sovietball's encouragement, he invaded South Koreaball's clay, but was pushed back by USAball and NATO members, but backed up again by Chinaball (PRC), and an armistice was agreed in 1953 at Panmunjom.

Things then generally remained uneventful, apart from the occasional skirmish between him and his capitalist brother, until he caught USAball spying on him in 1968. The border between his clay and South Koreaball's has since remained heavily armed at all times. He even refused to go to his olympics in 1988.

In 1995, North Koreaball was forced to open up to dirty capitalist pigdog food aid, and has since remained increasingly stubborn about modernizing. He remains alone, with very little friends since Sovietball and his friends either died or became into capitalist.

전 동무 (Former Friends)
North Koreaball has almost no friends since Sovietball died and Communism is waning.
 * Chinaball - Perhaps his only true friend reft. Chinaball helped fought along with him during the Korean War. Now China is getting sick and tired of his nagging and burrshit.Actually,he has no true friend now
 * Mongoliaball - North Korea looks to Mongoria for advice on economic reforms.
 * Russiaball - His father Sovietball and North Koreaball were good friends. Now Russiaball is less friendlier to North Korea.
 * Iranball - Both of them hate USAball. Iran also congratulated North Korea on his first satellite successfully reaching orbit.
 * Finlandball - Is a drunk brother, they have some (not so) good relations, because of being very far away, there was a few visits.
 * Swedenball - has good relations.
 * Taiwanball - Taiwanball was going to ship nuclear support to North Korea, but is taken down by USAball.
 * Zimbabweball - North Korea's best friend in Africa. Now Zimbabwe is of supports USA

대조선을 위하여 핵폭탄 폭팔! Countries NUKE FOR BEST KOREA!!!!!! (Enemies)
Basically everyone else, most notably:
 * Bergenball - A LOT OF GOOD PIG DOG CITIES TO NUK I WIL NUK FORT LEE, ENGLWOOD, RICHWOOD, FRANCKLIN LAKES
 * USAball - Fascist imperialists! SOON WE WILL NUKE ALASKA, HAWAII, WASHINGTON, LOS ANGELES, CHICAGO, PHILADELPHIA, BOSTON, DENVER, COLORADO SPRINGS, SAN FRANSISCO, SALT LAKE CITY, NEW YORK, SEATTLE,PUERTO RICO AND MIAMI!!! WE ARE RELEVANT CAUSE WE  CAN  OF ANSCHLUSS USA!!! 
 * Magindanaoball - SOON WE WILL NUKE SHARIFF AGUAK, UPI, COBATO, BONGO, MARAWI, PUALAS, ISABELA, LAMITAN, JOLO, SIASI, BONAGO AND SITANGKAI YOU INDEPENDENT PEE!
 * Egypt - SOON WE WILL NUKE CAIRO, GASA, AND ASWAN FOR THE GREAT KIM!
 * Indiaball - YUO MAY OF GIB AID TO US (which we are very thankful for) BUT YUO ARE INTO FREINDLIES WITH WORST KOREA! SOON WE WILL NUKE DELHI, MUMBAI, CHENNAI,BANGALORE AND EVERY OTHER CRAPPY CALL CENTER IN INDIA!! REMOVE CAPITALIST COW DOG!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Canadaball - More fascist imperialists! Worst human rights violator! SOON WE WILL NUKE OTTAWA, TORONTO, AND VANCOUVER TO BRING DEMOCRACY TO QUEBEC!!! Why? BECAUSE WE CAN AND WE WILL!!!
 * South Koreaball - ANSCHLUSS!!!!!!!!! You maybe be of my brother and we wantings to be reunited BUT SOON WE WILL NUKE SEOUL, BUSAN, INCHEON, DAEGU AND DAEJEON!!! WHY? BECAUSE WE CAN AND WE WILL!!! US IMPERIALIST PUPPET STATE! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! RAHHHHH! WE WILL DESTROY YOU TO DUST. STUPID IMPERIALIST WHORE!
 * Japanball - Even more fascist imperialists! Hedonistic capitalists addicted to Anime! REMEMBER THE COMFORT WOMEN! BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T, SOON WE WILL NUKE SAPPORO, TOKYO, OSAKA, NAGOYA AND EVEN OKINAWA!!! WHY ELSE? BECAUSE WE CAN AND WE WILL, THAT'S WHY!
 * Oceania - Irrelevant nations of fascist empire! SOON WE WILL NUKE AUSTRALIA, NEW ZEALAND, POLYNESIA, MELANESIA, MICRONESIA AND MORE ISLANDS TO RID EVIL CAPITALIST INFLUENCE IN THE NAME OF GLORIOUS LEADER!!!! WHY? BECAUSE WE CAN AND WE WILL EVEN CAPTURE MANILA, THAT'S WHY!
 * Turkeyball - FILTHY KEBAB, HUH!?! Well, this has more shit than Iran! BEST KOREA STRONK! SOON WE WILL NUKE CONSTANTINOPLE/ISTANBUL, ISKENDERUN AND ANKARA!
 * Israelcube - WE, THE PEOPLE OF BEST KOREA, THE BEST KEBAB SOON WILL NUKE TEL AVIV, HAIFA, BAT YAM, HOLON AND LASTLY, JERUSALEM!! I WILL RESTORE NAZI GERMANY IN THE NAME OF ADOLF HITLER!!!
 * ISISball - FASCIST JIHADIST COPYCAT!!! SOON WE WILL NUKE AR-RAQQAH, MOSUL, RAMADI, DIER EZ-ZOR, SIRTE, PALMYRA AND THEN THE REST OF WHAT YUO WANT!!
 * Russiaball and all CSTOball members - YUO HAVE FAILED US! SOON WE WILL NUKE MOSCOW, SAINT PETERSBURG, VLADIVOSTOK, NOVOSIBIRSK, SVERDLINBURG, GORKY NOVOGROD, KUYBYMARA, OMSK, KAZAN, CHELYABINSK, ROSTOV-ON-DON, KABUL, KANDAHAR, YEREVAN, GYUMROPOL, MINSK, BARYSAW, ALMAT-ATNIY, TSELINAKMOLASTANA, FRUNSHKEK, OSH, BELGRADE, ČAČAK, DUSHANBAD AND LENINAJAND TO RID EVIL CAPITALIST FORMER COMMUNIST TRAITOR PUTIN'S INFLUENCE AND RESTORE SOVIET IN THE NAME OF LENIN AND THE GLORIOUS LEADER!!!! WHY? BECAUSE WE CAN AND WE WILL, THAT'S WHY WE'LL SOON NUKE RUSSIA!
 * Polandball - FASCIST CATOLIC PIG DOG, YOU CANNOT INTO SPACE BUT GLORIOUS LEADER CANINGS ! REMOVE KIELBASA Remove kielbasa you are worst hussar. You are the hussar idiot you are hussar smell. Return to russia! To our russian cusins you may live in our country. You may milve in a castle, ahahahahahahaha Poland we will never furgib you Nationalist rascal fUCK but FUCK ASSHOLE PIEROGI JAN PAWEL KURWA. NO GOOD, I SPIT ON THE EYE AND MOUTH OF YOUR FLAG AND COUNTRY! SOON WE WILL NUKE WARSAW,CRACOW,GDANSK,BIALYSTOK,LODZ,TARNOW,SZCZECIN,OLSZTYN,LUBLIN AND WROCLAW IN NAME OF GLORIOUS AND ETERNAL LIDER TO CRUSH YOUR CLAY LIKE SKULL OF PIG! NORTH KOREA GRTTST CNTRY!! AND I WILL MAKE WWIII AND RESTORE NAZI GERMANY TO KILL YOU,AND ISIS WILL REACH TO YOU IN THE NAME OF ADOLF HITLER,LENIN,ALLAH AND OUR GLOURIOUS LEADER!!!
 * Outer Mongoliaball - Irrelevant nation keeps reminiscing into imperialism, FEH! AT LEAST SOON WE WILL NUKE ULAANBAATAR AND TEAR DOWN THE STATUE OF GENGHIS KHAN TO REMOVE EVIL IMPERIALIST PAST!!! WHY? BECAUSE WE CAN AND WE WILL, THAT'S WHY WE'LL SOON NUKE OUTER MONGOLIA!
 * ASEANball - UNION OF BETRAYING FASCIST INSECTS!!!!!!!!!! CAMBODIA, LAOS AND VIETNAM BETRAYED ME ALL ALONG! I THOUGHT WE WERE COMRADES. WELL, THAT'S THE LAST DRAW! SOON WE WILL NUKE BANDAR SERI BEGAWAN, PHNOM PENH, VIENTIANE, NAYPYIDAW, KUALA LUMPUR, BANGKOK, SINGAPORE, MANILA, HANOI, PASIG, QUESON, MAKATI AND JAKARTA TO RID EVIL CAPITALIST TRAITORS INFLUENCE AND RESTORE COMMUNISM IN THE NAME OF LENIN AND THE GLORIOUS LEADER!!!! WHY? BECAUSE WE CAN AND WE WILL!
 * EUball - FASCIST EUROPOOR CAPITALIST GYPSY KEBAB PIGDOGS!!!!!!! Eastern Europe decided to be friends with WORST KOREA and Into Capitalism!! I THOUGHT WE WERE COMRADES. BUT THEN YOU GUYS TOLD THAT WE WERE THOURGH!!! ALRIGHT, THAT'S THE LAST DRAW! SOON WE WILL NUKE LUXEMBOURG, PARIS, BERLIN, LONDON, VIENNA, BRUSSELS, AMSTERDAM, MADRID, LISBON, ATHENS, STOCKHOLM, HELSINKI, COPENHAGEN, BUDAPEST, PRAGUE, BRATISLAVA, DUBLIN, ROME, VALETTA, NICOSIA, TALINN, RIGA, VILNIUS, BUCHAREST, SOFIA, LJUBLJANA, ZAGREB, KALININGRAD, AND WARSAW TO RID EVIL CAPITALIST TRAITORS INFLUENCE AND RESTORE COMMUNISM IN THE NAME OF LENIN AND THE GLORIOUS LIDER!!!!! REMOVE FASCIST WESTERN DEVILS! ALSO I WILL RESTORE NAZI GERMANY IN THE NAME OF HITLER,OUR GLORIOUS LEADER AND LENIN AND START WORLD WAR 3!!!
 * Mexicoball - OH, POOR TACO EATERS. BY THE WAY, YOU FORGOT YOUR NEUTRALITY! SOON WE WILL NUKE MEXICO CITY, GUADALAJARA, MONTERREY, TIJUANA, JUAREZ, CANCUN, VALLARTA, TO RID CAPITALIST TRATORS IN LENINS NAME. ALSO, RETURN MY SHIP YOU PUPPET OF AMELIKA!

and finally...
 * Chinaball - YUO HAVE BETRAYED ME!!! You have decided to be friends with WORST KOREA and into freinds with capitalism!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE COMRADES BUT YOU HAVE FAILED ME ALL ALONG!!!!!!!  WELL, NO MORE MR. NICE-COMMIE!  SOON WE WILL NUKE BEIJING, NANJING, TIANJIN, SHANGHAI, CHONGQING, XI'AN, HONG KONG, MACAU, XINJIANG AND THEN TIBET AND WE WILL INVADE CHINESE REBEL PROVINCE, MANCHURIA AND INNER MONGOLIA TO RID EVIL CAPITALIST TRAITORS INFLUENCE AND RESTORE COMMUNISM IN THE NAME OF LENIN AND THE GLORIOUS LEADER!!!!

Also...
 * Okinawaball - HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, I OF NUKING MY OWN NEPHEW, YOU DOGS! HEY, WANNA PUT AIRSTRIKES ON ME? COME ON, I'M NOT OF AFRAID! SOON WE WILL NUKE NAHA, NAGO, KADENA AND ALL USA BASEs, THATS WAT YUO GET YO OL' FASCIST!
 * Palestineball - SOON WE WILL NUKE RAMALLAH, BETHLEHEM AND GAZA AND KILL FASCIST JESUS CHRIST ONCE AND FOR ALL!
 * Serbiaball - YOU FASCIST CHETNIK IDIOT!!!! STAY OUT OF THIS! OR ELSE, SOON WE WILL NUKE BELGRADE, NOVI SAD, PRISTINA, SREMSKA MITROVICA, PIROT, VRANJE AND NOVI PAZAR!
 * Bulgariaball - YUO ARE MY WORSTEST ENEMY EVER IN WHOLE GALAXY AND UNIVERSE! I'LL VERIEST GIGANTIC AND BIGGEST NUKE ON SOFIA, PLOVDIV, BURGAS, TSARY MALY GRAD, BURGAS, VARNA, SILISTRA, VELIKO TARNOVO, MALKA TARNOVO, DOBRICH, MALKO TARNOVO, PERNIK, KULATA, BLAGOEVGRAD, SAMOKOV, BOREVETS, VERINGRAD, RILA, RILSKI MANASTIR, VIDIN, VRATSA, SVOGE,YUOR METROPOLIAN AREA,YUOR BASE,YOUR BUNKER,YUOR BNT FUCKING SHIT AND ALL OF YUOR CITIES, TOWN AND VILLAGES!!! I'LL VERIEST GIGANTIC AND BIGGEST NUKA OVER ALL OF YUOR CLAY!!! I'LL STEAL ALL OF YUOR CLAY!!! YUO'RE MINE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER!!! STOP HIDING UNDER SIBERIAN MASK!!! I'M ISISBALL!!! BULGARIA IS NOW NORTH KOREA FOREVER!!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE AND DECLIDE INDEPENDENCE AND FREEDOM FOREVER!!! I WILL KILL YOU!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! RAHHHHH! WE WILL DESTROY YOU TO MY CLAY. BAD IMPERIALIST WHORE! ANSCHLUSS ZEIT! ANSCHLUSS!!!!!!!! YUO HAVE BETRAYED MEEE!!! 엿먹어!!! YOU SUCK EVEN MORE THAN BURGER,SATAN AND WORST KOREA!!!!!!!!!!!! ANSCHLUSS!!! REEEEEEIIICH!!!! YOU FASCIST CHETNIK IDIOT!!!! INCLUDING YUO BULGARIA! YUO FILTHY KEBAB, HUH!?! WE  CAN  OF ANSCHLUSS BULGARIA FOREVERRRRRR!!!!!!! NEIN!!! NEIN!!! NEIN!!! YOU'RE MEIN!!! ARCHENEMYS!!! YOU'RE EVEN MORE WORSTER THAN AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!  WHEH I WILL GET NUKES I WILL INVIDE AND ANSCHLUSS YOU!!! THIS WILL OF BEING THE PERFECT PLACE TO NUKE! THATS WAT YUO GET YO OL' FASCIST! YOU IDIOT!!! AND YOUR XAXAXA TOO!!! YUO DO NOT EXIST!!!  REMEMBER THE COMFORT WOMEN! WORST HUMAN RIGHTS!!! FUCK YOU!!! Y OU ARE OF BAD GLAY YOU HAVE BAD RLIGOI!!!  I WILL RAPE ALL YOUR FEMALE HUMANS TO DEATH!!! DEATH TO BULGARIA!!!  I WILL OF GETTINGS RID OF YOU!  YUO WILL INTO ANSCHLUSS WITH ME! I WILL BE AGGRESIVE,KILLER,LORD OF DESTRCTION!!! I WILL BLOW UP SHIPKA PASS MONUMENT,RILSKI MANASTIR,VITOSHA MOUTAIN TOO!!! IF YUO DON'T HEAR ME I WILL OF MAKING NUKES TO DESTROY STRAIGHT YUO!!!
 * SOON WE WILL NUKE BOLIVIA, DOK-DO, PASIG, MAKATI, QUESON, DACKA, ALL STAN, AND HAESAN MORE FOR NEW JERSEY AND NEW YORK, TAIWAN, BELARUS, SWISSERLAND, DMC. 

PuertoRicoball:STUPID HISPANIC TERRITORRY OF USA! SOON WE WILL NUKE SAN JUAN,PONCE,MAYAGUEZ AND YUOR METROPOLIAN AREA!!!!!!! AND YOUR DAD AMERICA!!!!!

Iranball:YUO IDIOT,I WILL NUKE YUO

Gypsyball I will nuke yuor people

Cubaball -YUO CAPITALIST

Poles - I WILL NUKE YOUR CLAMING CLAY, YUO DO NOT EXIST

Brasilball - I WILL NUKE BRASILIA, RIO (ALL), SAO (ALL), AMASON, AND HUE!

Rainbow Dash - YUO DO NOT EXIST MLP SHOW COME FROM USA!!!!!!!!!

Goomy- I hate your weak dragoness.
 * Finlandball,Taiwanball,Pakistanball - HAHAHAHA I WILL NUKE YUO,YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING!!!

Ukarineball-I WILL NUKE YOU! But execpt it you want Nazi!

''' "Just SHUT UP! Wo am trying to sleep!" - Chinaball '''

 "YOU CRAPISTARISTIC PIGSHIT, I will nuke BEIJING, SHANGHAI.. - NKball 

"SHUT UP OR YOU WILL BE MY NEXT SAR! - Chinball

' "There can be only one'' ISIS!" - ISISball '''

SHUT UP YUO ISOLATED WEAK LINK YUO HAVE NO NUKES -USAball and everyone

JUST SHUT UP YUO ANNOYING LITTLE SHIT -PuertRicoball

Wait! World War 3?! DUDE,IF DO THAT WE RE DOOMED AND IF YUO RESTORE NAZISM, MY MOM AND POLAND AND OTHERS WILL BE ATTACKED,YUO IDIOT!!! -EUball

HEY I'M NOT CAPITALIST,I'M SOCALIST -Cubaball

Wait? Did i... -ISISball

AAAAAHHHHH!!!! KURWA KURWA KUUUURRRRWAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!........... *runs away while screming "Kurwa"*-Polandball

HOLOCAUST,HOLOCAUST,COMFROT WOMEN!!! HELP HELP HELP!!!-Israelcube

BLOODY HELL! OF HELPINGS!!!-Ukball

HELP ME!!! THAT NORTH KOREA OF DOOM ATTACKS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-Bulgariaball

SHUT UP OR ELSE I WIRR MAKE NUKE TO DESTROY BULGARIA AND SOFIA WITH JAPAN!!! -NK

MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!! F**K YOU YOU DICTORS**T!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! - Bulgariaball

NO I WILL NEVER,BECAUSE YOU ARE AN WORST SWORN ARCHENEMY!!! - NK

MEERRRRRDEEEE!!!! NIGLLLERRRRRR!!! -Franceball

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DOOONEEE!!! -Hungaryball

IF YOU NUKE ANYONE WE WILL WIPE YOU OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH -USA

현재 동무 Friends Now
Best (worst) OF THE Korea has technically some friends now,only his sons execpt Hamhungball but also has many enemies! '''INCLUDING YUO BULGARIA! AND YUO ISIS!!! IMPOSTOOOOOOR!!! Worse then silent clubstep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''

How to draw
1. Draw circle - base.

2. Paint a red circle.

3. Top and bottom of the circle, draw a blue band, and between the blue and red stripes are white.

4. Draw a white circle and in it a red star.

5. All of them! You drew the DPRKball!

Gallery
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