Marylandball

"EAT CRAB CAKES MUDAFUKA!"

Marylandball is a stateball of USAball. Marylandball likes dressing up as UKball or wearing big and poofy wigs while walking his poodle. Marylandball also likes to occasionally wear a crab hat on his head, and is often found carrying a bottle of old bay spice. He’s a victim of gerrymandering and has some of the weirdest looking congressional districts in the east coast. Marylandball has a passion for rock music and folk art. He’s also where "The Star Spangled Banner" (the national anthem of the United States) was written.

Marylandball is one of the states with the highest number of 8balls.

His flag is the worst (best) one in the world like just look at it

History
Marylandball was born a 3ball. He was colonized by Englandball settlers, founded Catholic and was later adopted by  USAball. He ratified the Constitution on April 28, 1788, becoming the seventh state to ratify it. In 1861, CSAball asked Marylandball to leave  USAball and join him; Marylandball said no. Now of having  8ball overload.

Friends

 * DCball - My son! Just don't listen to his political babble.
 * Floridaball - Amazing friend, but with weird shape tho. He can into Atlantic!
 * Franceball - Nah! She’s not my rival, well, just twice, most likely an ally! Just PLEASE stop waving that shitty blank flag of yours!
 * [[File:US_Georgia-icon.png]] Georgiaball - Best friend! He can also go into the Atlantic, loves my crabs! Let me annex Delawareball, please?
 * [[File:Israel-icon.png]] Israelcube - I let him visit once. Now there are Jews everywhere.
 * Liberiaball - Its cool you have a county named after me, but please change the flag! It’s worse than mine!
 * Michigancube - He’s my very own Rubix Cube.
 * New Yorkball - He helps me with tourism and getting people to visit my clay.
 * OhioRawr - He doesn’t let me put a crab hat on him when I take him for walkies.
 * [[File:Pennsylvania-icon.png]] Pennsylvaniaball - Bro to the north. He has very bad roads. STOP DUMPING STUFF INTO OUR BAY!


 * UKball - Get your disgusting culture away from me, grandpa!
 * USAball - My father who established me to have sea, thanks dad. Bring me CRAB!


 * West Virginiaball - Dirtbike BMX partner. A good friend and has some really good artisan soaps and rootbeer.

Neutral

 * [[File:California-icon.png]] Californiaball - He is a progressive like me and also has a dying economy and high crime rate in his cities like me but he’s also like [[File:Texas-icon.png]] Texasball in the fact he is VERY VERY egotistical, oh yeah also stop acting like your the most progressive state ever and everyone else is racist. Plus he isn’t even democrat anymore, he’s full on Marxist
 * [[File:Delaware-icon.png]] Delawareball - He may be very tiny, but he really annoys me with his gangs, stop it, please, or I will have to annex you.
 * [[File:Minnesota-icon.png]] Minnesotaball - Another good brother, but can someone tell me why is a wannabe viking?
 * [[File:Texas-icon.png]] Texasball - I mean, he’s not the worst person ever, he is chill most of the time but he’s also a racist redneck as well. At least he actually knows how to not have a high crime rate and growing economy unlike me..
 * [[File:Virginia-icon.png]] Virginiaball - He's a good brother, most of the time. BUT CHANGE FLAG, STOP STEALING MY JOBS, AND REMOVE THIS PRICK!!!

Enemies

 * [[File:Afghan-icon.png]] Afghanistanball - REMOVE HEROIN!
 * [[File:CSA-icon.png]] CSAball - FUCK YOU! GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!! I'M GLAD I DID NOT SECEDE! YOU ATTACKED MY CLAY, THREE TIMES! TWO IN 1862, ONCE IN 1863 AND THE FINAL TIME IN 1864! 1865 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!


 * [[File:Iran-icon.png]] Iranball - WHY YOU ATTACK MY DAD'S BASES?! DO NOT DO IT AGAIN, I'M WARNING YOU!
 * [[File:Massachusetts-icon.png]] Massachusettsball - Not gonna lie, I really hate this guy, he always brags about this football team, he is fucking annoying!
 * [[File:Nazi-icon.png]] Nazi Germanyball - YOU RACIST DOG! YOU DECLARED WAR ON US! STOP KILLING JEWS! YOU ARE A FUCKING GIANT APE RETARD THAT SHOULD GO JUMP OF A CLIFF WITH CSA! REMOVE HITLER! AND REMOVE NATIONAL SOCIALISM!
 * [[File:soviet-icon.png]] Soviet Unionball - I may be very liberal however your very authoritarian and as such I am glad you are dead.

How to draw
Drawing Marylandball is a pain:
 * 1) Divide the basic circle shape into quarters
 * 2) Color the up-left one and the down-right one of this yellow
 * 3) Divide the other quarters in littler quarters
 * 4) Color them (from up-left, clockwise) of white, red, white and red
 * 5) Draw a pattee cross on these big quarters counter coloring
 * 6) Divide the yellow quarters into six vertical lines (yellow and black)
 * 7) Draw a diagonal (from up-left to right-down) line counter coloring
 * 8) Draw the eyes and you've finished.

Videos
馬里蘭球 Marylândiaball