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Castro Brothers: (Not a Turn)

Fidel Castro not knowing that he has been seen in Timisoara meets with Nicolae Ceausescu in a garden in the Romanian countryside near Constanta. (There are Danubians following the Castros)

Fidel Castro: Sir, we need to consolidate power tightly in the nation and ensure that you have full power. We will crush the rebels with terror and virute (Robespierre) we will cause a second Cuban Like Revolution: I will send in Serbians and Cubans to assist your poor Romanians

Nicolae Ceausescu: Very Good. I will adhere your word.I suppose Tito would want Serbian soldiers in my territory? I will accept that. I will also concede Romanian ground to Tito so he can make Romania richer. I heard they are the 6th strongest nation in the world. Some Romanian Patriots need to die. Romanian Nationalism does NOT exist. The Danubians have perverted our history with their cocks and I will instead want our Nation under Serbian control.

Fidel Castro: You have my pleasure sir!

Nicolae Ceausescu: I'm glad to be of your service (Handshake and Awards Hero of Romania Medal)

Fidel Castro: (Leaves the garden with Raul and 15 Romanians and Cuban/Serbian guards) Its time for Serbia to take our land! (Telegrams Tito)

30 minutes later...

Raul Castro: (looking with binoculars) Umm Fidel do I see something weird? Why are there policemen that have Hungarian Badges up over the mountains and why are they watching us with binoculars?

Fidel Castro: I don't see them! Wait.... Wait.... WHAT THE! FIRE AT THEM! Hungarian Trash!

(Soon a Gunfight breaks out)

Fidel Castro with his rifle shoots some Danubian police assigned to arrest the Castros.

A Cuban soldier launches a rocket launcher into the mountains killing several policemen.

Fidel Castro: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! TELEPHONE CEAUSESCU THAT DANUBIA IS INVADING OUR GROUND JUST TO ARREST ME! TELL SERBIA TO CANCEL ALL ORDERS OF INVADING ROMANIA! SERBIA IS NOT READY FOR THIS!

(The Castro Squad Retreats)