Argentinaball

"Si me pasa algo, que nadie mire hacia el Oriente, miren hacia el Norte."

- Cristina Fernández de Kirchner "If something happens to me, nobody looks towards the East, look to the North."

- translation of the above phrase

"LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS!!!"

- Argentinaball

Argentinaball, (born 25 May 1810) is a countryball located in South America. Sharing the bulk of the Southern Cone with his neighbor  Chileball to the west, the country is also neighbored by  Boliviaball and  Paraguayball to the north,  Brazilball to the northeast and Uruguayball to the east, and the Drake Passage to the south. With a mainland area of 2,780,400 km2 (1,073,500 sq mi), Argentina is the eighth-largest countryball in the world, the second largest in both South America and Latin America, and the largest Spanish-speaking countryball in the world.

Argentinaball is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball. This countryball have the third largest economy of the Latin America.

Due to massive waves of European immigration radically reshaping its cultural and demographic outlook, Argentina is often portrayed as a defending his status as Caucasian, in contrast to the higher mixed-race population of other Latin American countries.

Argentina also tends to play online games such as Counter-Strike and League of Legends very badly on Brazilball's servers, similarly tho what  Russia does on  USA's servers.

In 2007, Argentinaball was into female leadership. He also forgets that female leadership started in 1974

Personality
Argentinaball is mainly portrayed as being puned for pretending to be White (European) while White countries think that Argentina is mainly made by 7ball descendants.

He is the eldest son of Spainball, and because of this, he is the "heiress of the La Corona" (which explains a lot about his personality). He also thinks is white when really is brown.

He is sometimes narcissistic. It gets very aggressive when it feels insulted, or when other countryballs consider him arrogant and vain as he is made fun of a lot (Pointing at you Brazilball) And must protect himself, but really he is of calm and friendly. Buenos Airesball, is an autonomous city (and also the capital of the country) that is very rascist due to it´s high number of european immigrants, but the rest is pretty mixed.

As the son of Spainball and  Italyball, he believes to be highly white ethnicity (influence also of Polandball).

Paraguayball, Boliviaball and  Uruguayball are his brothers whom only charge them with couple and couple of jokes, unlike  Brazilball in which they permanently fight. Usually, Brazilball that start these fights, not Argentina.

Argentinaball is of A LOT (I of mean a lot) of Italians, as well as  Spanish and some. There are also many natives, especially in the poorer northern provinces.

Argentinaball ended up being hated by a large part of Europe, especially UKball and does not see much difference in Central America and Argentinaball.

Argentinaball founded with Brasilball (nobody knows how they came to agree on something) the Mercosurball in which are members  Paraguayball,  Boliviaball and  Uruguayball and recently joined  Venezuelaball. All of them (except Venezuela) consider annoying his attitude, the most recognized phrase is: "Soy re-groso, ¿no?".

Argentinaball is the most popular countryball of the Americas (after the United States) and is located in the Top 5 of Popularity of Countryballs.

Argentinaball is currently in sovereignty dispute with UKball over the Falkland Islandsball (MALVINAS!!!!!!!).

Accomplishments

 * Argentinaball became an offcial country in 1864, after anschlussing State of Buenos Airesball.
 * Argentinaball's democracy was officially restored in 1983.
 * Argentinaball created a rare husband and wife transfer of power. (He was called as Kirchnerreich until December 10, 2015)
 * Argentinaball can into female leadership in 2007. He also forgets that female leadership started in 1974.
 * Argentinaball celebrated his bicentennial in 2010.
 * Argentinaball can into pope in 2013.

History
Argentinaball was firstly inhabited by indigenous 7ball such as Guaraníball and Mapucheball.

During 17th century, Spanish Empireball started conquering this territory, introducing Catholicism and making it a Viceroyalty. In 1814, this viceroyalty declared independence becoming United Provinces of the Río de la Plataball (that eventually became  Argentine Confederationball).

Argentinaball was then a confederation of provinceballs politically independent of each other. To solve this mess in 1853, the provinceballs decided to unite in a federation.

In 1861, Argentine Confederationball incarnated into modern-day Argentina, annexing  Buenos Aires Provinceball.

Dark Past, The Perón Years and Restoration of Democracy
Argentinaball had struggled many military dictatorships throughout his life. In 1946, a man named Juan Domingo Perón became the President of Argentinaball until his exile, return and his death in 1974. Becaise of this, his third wife, Isabel Peron became the first female president of Argentinaball. Starting in 1976-1982, Argentinaball had a traumatic experience because of a dictator named Jorge Rafael Videla and Argentinaball sparked the Falklands War against UKball. In 1983, Democracy was officially restored, thanks to Raúl Alfonsín. He was succeeded by kebab Peronist president, Carlos Menem in 1989 until 1999. On December 20, 2001, Argentinaball suffered an economic crisis, following the resignation of Fernando de la Rúa, he was replaced by a bunch of useless interims until Eduardo Duhalde became president.

From the 1980s to the 1990s there were many Argentine home video companies but to their cheesiness of logos (much like South Koreaball and  Greeceball) closed down, today there is AVH (Gativideo closed down in 2009)

Presidency of Néstor Kirchner
On May 25, 2003, Santa Cruzball governor Néstor Kirchner became the president of Argentinaball until December 10, 2007, beating former president Carlos Menem, who won the first round, but withdrew later to avoid a humiliating defeat. Because of this, Argentinaball created a new political ideology known as Kirchnerism (His cancerous parasite that Argie suffered for the past twelve years). After his presidency, his wife ran instead. Media observers suspected that he (Néstor) stepped down as president to circumvent the term limit, swapping roles with his wife. He became the First Gentleman until his death.

Presidency of Cristina Fernández de Kirchner and Return to Conservatism
The Kirchner legacy continues on December 10, 2007 when First Lady and Senator Cristina Fernández de Kirchner became the first directly-elected female president of Argentinaball, beating Deputy Elisa Carrio by 45% of votes (Argie can into directly-elected female leadership). On October 27, 2010, Argentinaball caused a lot of sadness when his former president died of a cardiac arrest. A year later, she (CFK) won via landslide. Winning in CABAball and every provinceballs except San Luisball, and was re-elected in 2011, beating Socialist candidate Hermes Binner by 54% of votes. Because of CFK, she established currency controls during her second term. Several corruption scandals and demonstrations happened in her second term against her rule and Argentinaball had a sovereign default in his clay. On December 10, 2015, she (CFK) ended her eight-year term. The same date when Cambiemos candidate Mauricio Macri became president of Argentinaball, beating Front for Victory candidate Daniel Scioli by ballotage.

Geography
Argentina is located in South America, being one of the first countryballs declaring their independence from their conquerors. He has the highest mountain in the Americas (Mount Aconcagua, and the widest estuary in the world (Río de la Plata)

Subdivisions
The country is subdivided into twenty-three provinces and one autonomous city,  Buenos Airesball, which is the federal capital of the nation (Spanish: Capital Federal) as decided by Congress. Argentina have a federal system, similar to another countries (namely Germany,  Australia,  Brazil,  Canada,  United States,  India,  Mexico,  Russia,  Switzerland and  Venezuela). This means that its provinces and its capital have their own constitutions.
 * Buenos Airesball (No capital) The over-crowded metropolitan area largest province in Argentinaball.
 * Autonomous City of Buenos Airesball (Yes capital)
 * Catamarcaball Can into lots of mountain tribes.
 * Chacoball Poorest province Jungles and cheap shantytowns
 * Chubutball (Province that speaks Welsh)
 * Córdobaball Beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (germanyball was here)
 * Corrientesball Swamps and Capybaras
 * Formosaball At least I am not of poorest province anymore... Drugs, beaches, babes and jungle
 * Entre Ríosball MURGA Y CARNAVAL Best beaches in Argentina!!!!!
 * Jujuyball Annoying flute players from here Boiling hot desert wasteland
 * La Pampaball (Pop. 0.00)
 * La Riojaball (Argentina) Home of former president, meme president, Better wine than Mendozaball.
 * Mendozaball (Not Chileball)
 * Misionesball Slavic Wildlife reserves, virgin rain forest COCAINE AND MARIJUANA REMOVE KEBAB
 * Neuquénball Skiing, chocolate and lakes Argentinaball's only son that is civilise
 * Naziball Río Negroball NEIN!!! SEIG HEIL!!! Lots of Whales and Seals
 * San Luisball Andes and Chaco in same place No-one really cares though...
 * San Juanball The best province in el cuyo Enemy of Mendoza.
 * Santa Cruzball (Penguins and desert) (birthplace and resting place of former president)
 * Santa Feball Messi is from here
 * Santiago del Esteroball That irrelevant perverted province no-one listens to.....
 * Saltaball The bigger better version of Jujuyball.
 * Tierra del Fuegoball Very cold son of Agrentinaball
 * Argentine Antarcticaball, 372,819 sq miles of Antarctic territory
 * Tucumánball Main tropical fruit exporter.
 * South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islandsball  Georgias del Sur, Sandwich del Sir, Orcadas del Sur y Setelandas del Sur
 * Islas Malvinasball (LAS MALVINAS SON ARGERTINAS!!!)
 * Uruguayball (Rebellious Provincia)

Friends(not really)

 * Uruguayball - Little brother who broke away from Brazilball (and Rebellious Province). Pepe Mujica! Why yuo callings our former president bad names!?!?!?!
 * Cubaball - Ernesto Che Guevara (an Argentinian) participated in the Cuban Revolution.
 * Peruball - He helped me in the war of the Malvinas Islands. In addition, I feel indebted with him for having sold arms to Ecuadorball while he was at war with Perúball. Nearly of making me not into world cup!!!!
 * Irelandball - We both hate UKball for fought territory.
 * Italyball - Lots of them in my clay
 * Spainball - My mother
 * Germanyball - 2014 WORST DAY EVER!!!!!!!! 1-0 NEVER FORGET!!!!! REMOVE Nazi Germanyball!!!!!!!!!!
 * Franceball - Aunt who likes our cultura y stuff like Tango. We don't talk much these days.
 * Brazilball  - Brazil believes he is better in Futbol performance, hahahahaha 7-1 never forget!!!!!!!!
 * Mexicoball - Almost always From time to time we hate each other.
 * Philippinesball - My Asian brother and major non-NATO ally, I can help him to get into G20 with the help of his papa USAball. We both have in common, corruption female leadership! I heard he wanted to become federalism like me and Brazilball.
 * Boliviaball Lots of them in my clay [[File:Formosa-icon.png]] Formosaball is mine!!!!
 * Norwayball - He keeps my Junta Trial tapes for safekeeping.

Neutral

 * Australiaball - Why he can into Eurovision and I not? He did not even lives in Europe ... if he can participate in Eurovision I can too!!!
 * USAball - Because of the Vulture Funds (although they are already paid), however, we are seeking to improve our friendship. Now we hate each other because of Trump.
 * Chinaball - Sorry, ¿sabes que? You know what happened, it's just former president didn't mean it to tweet like that, using that handle! I hope that Pres. Macri will improve our relations between us. Don't cry for me Ching chong, the truth is that Macri is a nice president. (Also yuo have a lot of supermarkets here)
 * Botswanaball - He is my friend, but looks like a black version of me.
 * Scotlandball - Es complicado.

Enemies

 * Donald Trump
 * UKball - Worst enemy!!!!!! He is just an old man who did not realized that the glory days of his generation have passed. He has even been overcome by his own son (USA) I dispute the sovereignty over Falklands Islandsball (stupid name, not even an English name from the start!) a.k.a Malvinas with him. But now that he has left the EUball, there may be room for me? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!REMOVE UK FOR PREMISES! I WILL OF KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!! MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAs!!!!!! REMOVE TEA!!!!!!!
 * Chileball - Traidor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Haha no into world cup por puto y cagon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Venezuelaball - Ever since Macri took office, I will officially cut ties with you!
 * Venezuela: No Argentina! Why are you doing this? Your former president had good relations with me!
 * Argentina: Maduro really hates me and CFK is part of Pink Tide. Since Macri wanted to shift relations with USAball and UKball. There is only one rule... STOP CALLING ME KIRCHNERREICH!
 * Venezuela: Fine! If CFK wins again in 2019, you'll regret the Macri presidency...

Family

 * Ancient Romeball - Grandfather
 * Spainball - Mother
 * Portugalball - Uncle
 * Franceball - Aunt
 * Italyball - Uncle
 * Boliviaball - Brother
 * Chileball - TRAIDOR (Brother)
 * Colombiaball - Brother
 * Costa Ricaball - Brother
 * Cubaball - Brother
 * Dominican Republicball - Brother
 * Ecuadorball - Brother
 * El Salvadorball - Brother
 * Equatorial Guineaball - Brother
 * Guatemalaball - Brother
 * Hondurasball - Brother
 * Mexicoball - Brother
 * Nicaraguaball - Brother
 * Panamaball - Brother
 * Paraguayball - Brother
 * Peruball - Brother
 * Puerto Ricoball - Brother
 * Uruguayball - Brother
 * Venezuelaball - Brother
 * USAball - Half Brother
 * Gibraltarball - Half Brother
 * Philippinesball - Adoptive Brother
 * Brazilball  - Cousin

Quotes

 * "Che negro envidioso, cuantas copas tenés ?" (Chileball : "Suficiente para tener alto el IDH, jaksjaks!)
 * LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS !!!!!
 * Falklands? you mean Las Malvinas. No thanks to you Normans.
 * Si me pasa algo, que nadie mire hacia el Oriente, miren hacia el Norte
 * Female leadership starts in 1974, didn't you forget that?

Links

 * Facebook page

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