Chinaball

"嘻嘻嘻! (Xixixi!)"

"F**k vegetables! F**k the duck until exploded!"

Chinaball (中华人民共和国球, prefers calling himself Zhongguoball), or PRCball, is a really large countryball in East Asia.

Chinaball rivals Indiaball to have the longest heredity, one of his oldest ancestors being the  Qinball. Chinaball claims to still be of communist, but he is of only communist shell. China has a lot of fake and imitation stuff though.

In Polandball,  China's speech usually has "r"'s and "l'"s swapped to poke fun at how Chinese usually speak.

Ancient Chinabarr
So vely rong rong time ago, China used to be rand furr of nomadic 1balls. Then one day a man named Huangdi came arong and China can into civirization. The Hanball say they wele the descendants of Yandi and Huangdi, because they were the father figules of China. The Xiaball,  Shangball, and  Zhouball lured till civir wals cleated chaos.

Impeliar Chinabarr
Then Qinball beat arr the livar states and unified China. He anschruss cray from Baiyueball and  Xiongnuball. To keep Chinabarr safe from Mongors, he buirt the Gleat Warr. Qinbarr also tried to anschruss Vietnamball. Then thele wele some civir wals tirr Yuanball defeated  Chinaball. They anschrussed so much cray that they corrapsed and Mingball alised. Arr was fine again (except for Portugalball that stored  Macauball), tirr  Manchuballs conqueled China.

Duling XIX centuly, UKball was a coronizatol. He wanted also Asian coronies, so sord opium to China. Qingball tlied to end the tlades, but stalted the Opium Wars, ended with British victoly and the rost of  Xianggangball. Othel impeliar powers did the same too and occupied diffelent palt of Qingball's coastar cray. Then, thele was the Taiping reberrion, which was one of the deadriest confricts in histoly. Aftel it, the Japanese Empireball invaded China, Kolea and Taiwan.

Qingball learized that he isn't more a gleat empire. China ended his dynasties and becomed a lepubric.

Modern Chinaball
Nationalist China was the first lepubric, only to dear with Communist Chinabarr inspiled by the lise of Soviet Unionball. Chinese civir wal gets stalted between the Communists and the  Nationarists. Then the Japanese became arries of  Naziball and invaded China in the name of their God-Empelol. They massacled Nankingbarr. So the Nationarists and the Communists arried for lemove aftel being laped Japanese Empireball flom China.

Aftel WWII USAball beated  Japanball and the communists exiriated the nationarists into  Taiwanball.

He arso owned the computel technorogy company Lenovo,and maybe even Acer (founded in Taiwanball) He arso,ARSO had many cal companies such as JAC,Chang'an,Chely,FAW and BYD but they never made it to  USAball.

Just lecentry, Chinaball cerebrated the 70th anniversaly of the end of Wolrd Wal II by showing off his awesome miritaly. He has arso won the bid for 2022 Wintel Orympics and the 2015 Asia FIBA, which he also become the champion of it.He is also constructing the Splarty isrands in the south China sea and it's being man made.

Administrative divisions
Most of them usually have the same personality as Chinaball and don't have a flag of their own, which explains why not many of them appear in the comics. They're all listed in Template:Chinaball

There are currently two SARs: Hong Kongball and  Macauball  but  there will be more xixixixixi

Relationships
China doesn't really have any friends or enemies (except for alliance with Pakistanball), but he usually takes sides and has better relationships with some countries than others.

朋友 (Friends)

 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball - China's best friend. Also a member of BRICS.
 * [[File:North Korea-icon.png]] North Koreaball - BFFs during Korean War, now annoying neighbour who wont shut up about nukes and capitarist pig-dogs. Used to be our best ally against Sushi. SHUT UP OR YOU WILL BE MY NEXT SAR!!!
 * [[File:Mongolia-icon.png]] Mongoliaball - Used to anchruss Zhong Guo in 1210, now he's irrerevant. STAY AWAY FROM NEI MONGOL AND NINGXIA!!!
 * [[File:Afghan-icon.png]] Afghanistanball - We sold weapons to them along with USAball during the Soviet-Afghan war to fight that treachelous Soviet threat. However, I may want to reconsidel...
 * [[File:Pakistan-icon.png]] Pakistanball - Arry against curry. We serr weapons to them.
 * [[File:Brunei-icon.png]] Bruneiball - One of your kebab friends who gib us oir. Their sultan was buried in our grorious cray.
 * [[File:Malaysia-icon.png]] Malaysiaball - Our ancesters had been friends since the biggining of time. Loves made in china. Best kebab friend and arry against adobo plox.
 * [[File:Thailand-icon.png]] Thailandball - Their former prime minister is of Chinese descent. xixixi
 * [[File:Singapore-icon.png]] Tringapore - Majority of their popuration is Chinese. Arso, rich Chinese businessman do business there. Potential SAR yuo read nothing xixixi
 * [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesiaball - They're fond of our products. 谢谢
 * [[File:Cambodia-icon.png]] Cambodiaball - We herped them fight against Phở!
 * [[File:Argentina-icon.png]] Argentinaball - We herped them fight against Tea!
 * [[File:Brazil-icon.png]] Brazilball - Ferrow BRICS member although I hate Hue.
 * [[File:Venezuela-icon.png]] Venezuelaball - I serr him weapons! gib oir.
 * [[File:Cuba-icon.png]] Cubaball - Sociarist comrade in the Carribean why yuo not of free market?
 * [[File:Mauritius-icon.png]] Mauritiusball - Both him and I hate Tea for taking our cray!
 * [[File:South Korea-icon.png]] South Koreaball - Used to hate him for being capitarist but I rearised he is a better trading partner, and a better Korea unlike his hat who mumbles about nukes. Now currentry my best arry against Sushi! But prease don't THAAD!
 * [[File:South Africa-icon.png]] South Africaball - Ferrow BRICS member. Gib minerars.
 * [[File:African Union-icon.png]] African Unionball - Prace for good investment!
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball - He serr me Arberta oir! He also loves pandas!
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball (sometimes) -He serrs our stuff!
 * [[File:Japan-icon.png]] Japanball - Tamaki Matsuoka is a 可爱的小女人, she made Japan pay reparations to what happened in Nanking back then.
 * [[File:Czech-icon.png]] Czechball - Best European country which loves China and wants to cooperate with our great socialist country.

中立 (Neutral)

 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - PAY DEBTS! GIB 1.3 TRIRRION! XIXIXIXIXIXIXI!! M aybe gib cadirrac and buick instead.
 * [[File:Turkey-icon.png]] Turkeyball - They of wirrings to buy our anti-air missire equipment, but won't shut up about Xinjiang. BTW, FREE WEST HAYASTAN! However, part of Remove Tea!
 * [[File:ASEAN-icon.png]] ASEANcoin - I wir anchluss arr of you! Nansha and Xisha is of grourious Zhongguo cray! Just trading partners. xixixi!
 * [[File:India-icon.png]] Indiaball - Arthough I may not rike you, you are a member of BRICS.
 * [[File:Greece-icon.png]] Greeceball - Gib port! Soon will be my next SAR
 * [[File:Japan-icon.png]] Japanball - Pay more reparations, prease?
 * [[File:Bhutan-icon.png]] Bhutanball - Just happy and authentic rittre buddhist kingdom. I won't hurt you. But Dokram, Jakarrung, and Pasamrung of mine.
 * [[File:Spain-icon.png]] Spainball - He hates Tea for taking Gibraltarball, but give Cueta and Meriria to Morocco!
 * [[File:Mexico-icon.png]] Mexicoball - Good trading partners. (Hi Amerika, I'm trading with your neighbor now! xixixixi) Remove burger, but remember Torreon Massacre.
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball - Wo of not knowings yuo, but you of rikings our 啤酒! However, remember WW2!

敌人 (Enemies)

 * [[File:Japan-icon.png]] JAPANBALL - (AKA: THE UNHOLY NAZI RAPIST IMPERIUM OF ANIME)  AIYA!!!! THE PSYCHOTIC ARCHENEMY OF THE HEAVENLY KINGDOM OF CHINA SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING OF TIME!!! REMEMBER NANKING MASSACRE AND COMFORT WOMEN!!! GREAT GLORIOUS CHINESE FIREWALL STRONK!!! REMOVE DECADENT NAZI ANIME, REMOVE KAWAII, REMOVE DEMONIC RAPIST HENTAI, REMOVE OTAKU, REMOVE WEEABOOS, REMOVE 4CHAN (ISN'T ACTUALLY BLOCKED), REMOVE JAPANESE INTERNET! REMOVE XIAORIBENREN! REMOVE TENTACRE PORN! FUCK RIBEN AND THEIR USE OF ANIME TO MAKE THEMSELVES SUPREME IN CYBERSPACE!!! 如果整个宇宙恨我们用于歼敌可爱下近万核武器天上火！ SHINZO ABE IS THE EVIL REINCARNATE OF TOJO! CENSORSHIP STRONK AND I WILL GIVE A FUCK TO ANYONE IF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE HATES US FOR ANNIHILATING KAWAII UNDER THE HEAVENLY FIRE OF TEN THOUSAND NUKES!!! KOREA AND CHINA UNITE AGAINST XIAORIBENREN GUIZI! 没有南京大屠杀? WO OF ANSCHRUSSING YUO AND WIRR SEE HOW OF IT FEERINGS TO BE ANSCHRUSSED!!! Arthough they of 怪异, we still of neutral .BUT STAY AWAY FROM GRORIOUS ZHONGGUO!!! AI-YA!!!
 * [[File:UK-icon.png]] UKball - GOVERNMENT WARNING, REMOVE OPIUM AFTER YOU SMOKE! OPIUM SMOKING IS DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH! Stirr won't aporogise. Also took rots and rots of my cray and forced to pay huge amount of money !! Took lots of treasures and art from us rike they always do (most notably Greeceball and Egyptball). He took Hong Kongball from me and only returned him in 1997. Still won't aporogise. But gib downton abbey and rand rover.
 * [[File:Hong Kong-icon.png]] Hong Kongball - You are of mine! Stop the shuot! I'm your new rapist papa! Xixixixi No Erection for yuo. Big China stronk!
 * [[File:Taiwan-icon.png]] Taiwanball - "One China-Two systems" good for Taiwan.  I am of thinkings about giving SARs so Umberarra Revorution wirr end. Comeback to me! Yuo are of mine! Amerika weak China Stronk
 * South Koreaball (not really) - Remove capitarist Remove Hallyu! Remove Samsung! Remove US mirritary base!
 * [[File:Portugal-icon.png]] Portugalball - Remove HUE! Took Macauball from me and only returned him in 1999. Still won't aporogise.
 * [[File:Vietnam-icon.png]] Vietnamball - 越南猴子！ 南海是中国的！河内是中国的， 胡志明市是中国的， 岘港是中国的， 海防是中国的， 芹苴是中国的， 所有的越南是中国的！ 合併!!! I won 1979 and 1988! XIXI! Remove Phở! Xisha and Nasha is mine, in yuor face!!!
 * [[File:Philippines-icon.png]] Philippinesball - WEEABOO FUCK-SRAVE JAPAYUKIS STILL SUCKING DICKS OF NAZI OPPRESSORS!!! Yultong Bridge is of crapitarist propaganda! Remove Weeaboo-puppet Barut and Adobo! Nansha and Huangyan is of wo! MALAYSIA AND CHINA UNITE AGAINST XIAOFEILIUBINREN GUIZI! 合併!!! XIXIXIXI, I won FIBA BID AND FIBA ASIA CHAMPIONSHIP FERUBIN GUIZI! XIXIXIXIXIXIXIXI!
 * [[File:Malaysia-icon.png]] Malaysiaball (sometimes) - AIYAAAA! Remove Nasi remak! Nansha is of grorious Zhongguo cray!
 * [[File:Brunei-icon.png]] Bruneiball (sometimes) - Remove Ketupat! Nansha and oir of South China Sea is of Zhongguo plopelty!
 * [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesiaball (sometimes) - South China  Sea berongs to China! 
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball (not really) -  整個西伯利亞是我的生存空間！ We have territorear disputes. Still won't aporogise for his father's actions in 1969!
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball (not really) - Zhongguo stronk wirr challenge American military hegemony. Onry I can into imperialism riberation!
 * [[File:Myanmar-icon.png]] Myanmarball (once only) - he accidentally bombed my clay and exposed how easily my airspace can be breached.
 * Argentinaball (once only) - Aiya? Y U sink my fishing boat?!? I though we wel arries?
 * East Turkestanball - No independence for yuo! Xinjiang is an inalienable part of the inviolable territory of Zhōngguó! Xixixixixixi!
 * [[File:Tibet-icon.png]] Tibetball - 西藏 is of 中国! Remove Darai Lama! Tibet is also an inarienable part of the inviorabre territory of Me!
 * [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISISball - Aiya! Stay away from Xinjiang! OR WO WILL CRUSH YOU!, GO AWAY WITH YOUR ALLAHU ABKAR, CHINA WILL GROW LARGE AND WILL HIT YOUR TERRORITY AND THEN YOU CAN SAY GOODBYO TO LIFE IXIXIXIXIXIX!
 * Some jerks who don't recognise the grorious Zhongguo:
 * [[File:Burkina Faso-icon.png]] Burkina Fasoball
 * São Tomé and Príncipeball
 * [[File:Swazi-icon.png]] Swazilandball - South Aflica will soon anchruss yuo, xixixixixixi.
 * [[File:Vatican-icon.png]] Vatican Cityball - We are officiarry atheist! If you want to spread your rerigion, it must be reviewed by state-approved churches!
 * [[File:Marshall Islands-icon.png]] Marshall Islandsball - Another US puppet!
 * [[File:Palau-icon.png]] Palauball - Yuo rittre worthress scum! I wirr anchruss you!
 * [[File:Solomon Islands-icon.png]] Solomon Islandsball
 * [[File:Belize-icon.png]] Belizeball
 * [[File:Tuvalu-icon.png]] Tuvaluball
 * [[File:Dominican-icon.png]] Dominican Republicball
 * [[File:El Salvador-icon.png]] El Salvadorball
 * [[File:Guatemala-icon.png]] Guatemalaball
 * [[File:Haiti-icon.png]] Haitiball - I hope you wirr soon recognise us after the aid we gib you during that earthquake!
 * [[File:Nicaragua-icon.png]] Nicaraguaball - We wirr soon open a canar that wirr rivar Panama! Please recognise us soon!
 * [[File:Panama-icon.png]] Panamaball - We wirr soon contror your awesome canar unress you recognise us soon!
 * [[File:Paraguay-icon.png]] Paraguayball
 * Saint Kitts and Nevisball
 * Saint Luciaball
 * [[File:Vincent-icon.png]] Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball

Quotes

 * "Xisha and Nansha Islands is of glorious Zhongguo clay!"
 * "Fakka yuo ribenren!"
 * "Aiya! 不好! (Oh No!)"
 * "Ni hao Taiwan... 统一? (Unify?)"
 * "合併!!! (Anschluss!!!)"
 * "草泥马! (Motherfucker!)"
 * "他妈的... (Your mother...)"
 * "嘻嘻 (Xixi)"
 * "Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun." -毛泽东
 * "Fleedom? Time for some... Riberation..."
 * "What is trorr? Yuo of western propaganda fucker, spread anti-Chinaball propaganda on Internet. Chinaball need not of democracy, prus need not throwing banana."

Reddit comics

 * http://i.imgur.com/R5mZCei.png

Links

 * Facebook page

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