Romaniaball

Romaniaball is a vampire countryball in Southeast Europe. His capital is Bucharestball and his wife is  Moldovaball. He is obsessed with removing Gypsyball from his clay as it is often seen in the comics arguing with Gypsyballs.

Personality
Sleeps in a coffin and likes to drink blood.

He is more patriotic than other countryballs, usually not the bad type of nationalism where he hates other countryballs and cultures because if it, but the good type where he is proud of his heritage.

He is inventive, known for the unusual solutions he finds for problems. Working with Romaniaball will almost always mean a solution will be found, sometimes unexpected, sometimes unorthodox, to any problems that may arise.

He is an IT expert being the 5th in the world and 2nd in Europe in terms of internet connection speed, one of the world's most skilled and infamous countryballs in cybernetics and security information according to CIA he hacked both Nasa and The Pentagon, the leader in Europe and 6th in the world in terms of the number of certified IT specialists.

He is one of the most religious countryballs, Vaticanball has great opinion of him, which is unusual considering he's not of  Catholicball. But recently the church started going corrupt (wants to build a huge cathedral instead of a huge hospital) and many people lost trust in it, although they believe in God.

He is proud of his history and takes pride in the fact that he mostly defended his clay and didn't want to conquer others. Most of his wars were defensive and his goal was to reunite the clay where romanians formed the majority.

He has a lot of interesting places in his clay such as the Happy Graveyard in Maramuresball with colorful high wooden crosses carved in oak and painted with scenes of the deceased’s life with each tombstone featuring a witty poem depicting the person’s life and the way he/she died, 7 UNESCO World Herage Sites including  Moldaviaball churces,  Daciaball fortresses and the Danuble Delta.

He hates Gypsyball and wants him out of his clay, some call him racist for this but  Romaniaball argues that is justifiable because  Gypsyball commits more crimes than the rest of the population.

He wants to reunite with Moldovaball and protect her from  Russiaball who may want to anschluss her. In turn, Moldovaball has problems with her illegitimate son from rapings of  Sovietball,  Transnistriaball, who with military support from  Russiaball declared partial independence and is currently protected by  Russiaball's army.

If Polandball cannot into space and  Estoniaball cannot into nordic,  Romaniaball cannot into less corrupt.

Like Serbiaball and  Slovakiaball,  Romaniaball hates  Hungaryball often fighting or arguing with him in comics, but it's not always the case, in spite of their differences they can into friends.

His best friend is Bulgariaball, they help each other a lot and share a friendship bridge over Danube,  Bulgariaball helped him fight corruption,  Serbiaball is also a good friend that he never got into conflict with and  Greeceball is one of his oldest friends.

His birthday ( Little Union) is on 24 January 1859 altough his national day is on the 1st of December signifying the Great Union of 1918. As such his astrological sign is Aquarius.

History
=== Dacia and Rome (168 BC - 275 AD)  === Daciaball and SPQRball are his grandparents and both of them evolved from  2balls. The first mentions of Dacian tribes appear in 7th century BC. In 168 BC King Rubobostes unites many Dacian tribes and forms Kingdom of Daciaball.

His successor, King Oroles, opposes a Germanicballs invasion in  Transylvaniaball. Due to an initial failure King Oroles punishes his soldiers to sleep at their wives' feet and do the household chores. Subsequently, the now "highly motivated" Dacian army defeats Germanicballs and King Oroles lifts all sanctions.

The next king, King Burebista, unites all Dacian tribes under his command and destroyes all vineyards to make his Soldiers more disciplined. He expands Daciaball's clay defeating  Celtsball and comes in conflict with  SPQRball.

His clay includes areas over Tisa, Danube and Dniester rivers, the Carpathian Mountains are in the middle of Daciaball corresponding to present day countryballs of  Romaniaball with  Moldovaball and parts of  Ukraineball,  Serbiaball,  Bulgariaball,  Slovakiaball,  Hungaryball and  Polandball.

After King Burebista's death in 44 BC the kingdom is divided in 4 then 5 smaller kingdoms ruled by religious elites and Daciaball's activity is reduced to a defensive state. Despite this division, the related Dacian tribes fight together whenever they are threatened by a foreign attack.

In 85 AD King Decebalus reunifies all of Daciaball. He then fights 3 wars with SPQRball under 2 Emperors. In 89 AD he defeats a SPQRball invasion in the reign of Emperor Domitian at the First Battle of Tapae, forcing  SPQRball to pay tribute to  Daciaball in exchange for peace, securing a period of independence during which Decebalus consolidates his rule.

When Emperor Trajan comes to power in SPQRball, he invades  Daciaball to end the shameful tribute and to rob  Daciaball as it was a rich kingdom. This time King Decebalus is defeated at the Second Battle of Tapae in 102 AD but remains in power as a client king.

Wanting to regain independence, King Decebalus rebels against SPQRball in 105 but is defeated in 106 and  Daciaball is absorbed in  SPQRball. King Decebalus committs suicide to avoid capture.

“We have conquered even these Dacians, the most warlike of all people that have ever existed.” - Emperor Trajan

The capital of Daciaball, Sarmizegetusa, located in modern  Romaniaball,  Transylvaniaball, is destroyed by  SPQRball but its name is added to that of the new city (Ulpia Traiana Sarmizegetusa) built to serve as the capital of the Roman province of  Daciaball.

After the conquest SPQRball gives clay to veterans who were serving there at the time of the discharge and sends colonists from all over the empire to romanize and integrate the region into the  Roman Empire, many  Daciaball men dying in the war also helped. There are numerous Daciaball revolts against  SPQRball but by the beginning of the 3rd century they all stop.

There are numerous questions and mysteries about Daciaball and  SPQRball, for example Dacian Warriors are overly represented in  SPQRball, more than any other defeated nation, why is that if the conflict was such a small one ? there are monuments where Dacian Warriors stand victorius, proud with their heads heads looking forward and weapons in hand, why would SPQRball glorify a defeated nation ? Emperor Trajan didn't need a translator when he invaded Daciaball, why is that ?

In spite of that, numerous sources has stated that Romaniaball's culture in the middle ages resembles a combination of  Daciaball and  SPQRball, and that they are the  SPQRball who elected to remain in  Daciaball when the migrator invasions arrived, they were called Vlachs by  Germanicballs which meant "Roman" and the name was later adopted by other nations as well, yet they called themselves "Romani" and acknowledged that they speak the latin language, although it was a sightly modified version, yet who were  Daciaball compared to  SPQRball and how was  Romaniaball born remains a mystery. === Migration Period (275 - 1310)    === Unable to defend Daciaball from migrators,  SPQRball administration leaves  Daciaball between 271 A.D. and 275 A.D, which is afterwards invaded by the Goths some sources say that the Goths and the Dacians are the same people and it was in fact a rebellion.

The people who would become the Romanians, Daco-Romans, consider themselves only Romans and are mostly farmers and shepherds who are allowed to live in peace and rule themselves as long as they pay tribute (half of everything they produce) as the migrator tribes have no interest in agriculture themselves. Except for the Slavs who had a significant influence in the Daco-Roman culture, they learned the chilliric alphabet while in the First and Second Bulgarian Empire and to this day about 20% of Romanian words have Slavic origins.

In 376, Goths are conquered by Hunball. In 454, Hunball's empire disintegrates. In 469, Gepidsball takes the clay. In 567, Avarballs take  Transylvaniaball. In 681, when First Bulgarian Empireball is established  Romaniaball becomes part of it except for  Transylvaniaball who was under  Avarballs.

In 804, First Bulgarian Empireball conquers  Transylvaniaball and from the Duchy of Gelouball, Duchy of Gladball and Duchy of Menumorutball. In the 10th century, Magyarsball start the hungarian conquest of  Transylvaniaball and gradually conquer Duchy of Gelouball, Duchy of Gladball and Duchy of Menumorutball. In the 12th century all of Transylvaniaball was under  Kingdom of Hungaryball.

In 1018, Pechenegsball defeats First Bulgarian Empireball and takes their clay from  Romaniaball. In 1091, Cumaniaball defeats Pechenegsball and takes their clay from Romaniaball.

In 1185, Vlachs in Wallachia (South Romania) with the Bulgarians rise up against Byzantineball and create  Second Bulgarian Empireball. In 1204, the pope elevated the head of the Bulgarian church to the rank of "primas of all Bulgaria and Vlachia". However Cumaniaball defeats Second Bulgarian Empireball in the north and retakes control of Wallachia.

In 1241, during the Mongol Empireball invasion of Europe Cumaniaball domination of Wallachia ends, there is no evidence of direct  Mongol Empireball rule in Wallachia but remains possible. Parts of Wallachia are probably briefly disputed between Kingdom of Hungaryball and  Second Bulgarian Empireball, eventually  Kingdom of Hungaryball takes all of Wallachia in 1242 while Moldavia (East Romania) is part of  Mongol Empireball and  Transylvaniaball (West Romania) is also under  Kingdom of Hungaryball.

The first reference of Romanian rulers dates to 1246 in the form of a charter given by King Bela IV of Kingdom of Hungaryball that mentions Romanian voivodes Seneslau, Litovoi, Ioan and Farcaș; who are his vassals. The charter only states their existance suggesting that the voivodships were formed before 1246.

In 1277, Litovoi revolts against Kingdom of Hungaryball when he refuses to pay tribute. In 1278 Litovoi is killed in battle and his brother Bărbat who was taken prisoner by Kingdom of Hungaryball during the rebellion is forced to pay his ransom and to recognize  Kingdom of Hungaryball's rule. After Bărbat accepts Kingdom of Hungaryball suzerainty he takes his brother's throne.

Hungaryball's Rumors (Present)
Romaniaball's ancestry:

Hungaryball likes to spread rumors that Romaniaball isn't of  SPQRball and  Daciaball descent but of Cumaniaball which is a turkic tribe. This is to get a claim on Transylvaniaball based on the "we were first" argument. He even teaches his kids in history class that Romaniaball had nothing to do with  SPQRball, desperate. Then how come Romaniaball speaks a latin-based language? those poor cuman kids being forced to learn latin in schools because reasons.

And how come that it was Hungaryball's most famous chronicler, Simon of Keza, who stated in 1282 that " Romaniaball used to be the  SPQRball who elected to remain in Panonia when Hunball arrived". Not to mention that Byzantineball and  Italyball chroniclers and pretty much everyone else also said the same thing.

While nobody said anything about Romaniaball and Cumaniaball being related, not even  Hungaryball, until Trianon 1920. Italyball's scholar Poggio Bracciolin stated that " Romaniaball's ancestors had been SPQRball colonists settled by Emperor Trajan" and Aeneas Sylvius Piccolomini stated that " Romaniaballs are an italian race". This was 15th century, long before 19th century's nationalist movements.

Nor is there cultural connection between Romaniaball and Cumaniaball, while there were and still are many connections between  Romaniaball,  SPQRball and  Daciaball besides language, such as the popular costumes of  Romaniaball in middle ages that were indentical with that of  Daciaball and celebrations such as "mărţişor" which was  SPQRball's praise to the god of war Mars then it changed into a praise of the coming of spring as  SPQRball converted to christianity.

Romaniaball's name:

Another lie Hungaryball likes to spread is that the name  Romaniaball was invented at the  Little Union in 1859 and it didn't exist before that, they were called "Vlachs". This argument is ironic considering that the word "Vlach" comes from old Germanic and means Roman.

Besides that, Romaniaball never called themselves "Vlachs", that's what they were called by other people but they called themselves Romani, Romei, Rumani and Români as the language evolved ("Români" means Romanians in modern Romanian), derivatives of Latin adjective "Romanus" which meant "Citizen of the Roman Empire", and they called  Wallachiaball "the Romanian Land" ("Țeara Rumânească" in old Romanian, "Țara Românească" in modern Romanian. Țeara/Țara = Latin Terra = Land). The Romanians in Moldaviaball called themselves "Moldovans" but acknowledged that they speak Romanian and that they and  Wallachiaball with  Transylvaniaball are the same people.

Romaniaball's language:

He also likes to say that Romaniaball made a whole new language in the 19th century then forced everyone to learn it, besides how ridiculous and impossible this sounds, it was only the chyliric alphabet changed to latin and some words were taken from  Franceball, but most of the language remained the same. Again it was Hungaryball's Stephan Szántó who stated that "their language would be understandable by real Italians" long before 19th century, that awkward moment when you try to promote a false history but you can't because you wrote down the truth yourself centuries ago.

And even if you look at actual texts from old Romanian, in the oldest written Romanian text ever found which is Nascu's letter in 1521 (long before the 19th century), you'll find that out of 190 words (excluding substantives), 175 have latin origin, and is mutually intelligible with modern Romanian. Old Romanian: "dau štire domnïetale za lukrul turčilor kum amĭ auzit èu kŭ ĩpŭratul au èšit den sofïę ši aimintrě nue ši sěu dus ĩ sus pre dunŭre"; Modern Romanian: "dau știre dumitale de lucrul turcilor cum am auzit eu că împăratul a iesit din Sofia și aimintrea nu e și s-au dus în sus pe Dunăre". Even if you don't understand Romanian you can't help but notice that it's similar.

It's sad to see that 20th century propaganda still exists in 21st century. Hungaryball can't get into acceptance over the fact that Transylvaniaball is Romanian so he makes up history and hides under the rug everything that contradicts him, you have a hard case of deinal my friend. === Medieval Romanian States (1310 - 1848)   === Wallachiaball and Moldaviaball are his parents, or him and  Moldovaball as teens in some comics. Transylvaniaball is his uncle or his son with Kingdom of Hungaryball in some comics.

In 1310, Wallachiaball is founded by Basarab I with support from  Kingdom of Hungaryball who wants vassals that would pay him tribute. Some chronicles state that Wallachiaball was founded in 1290 by Negru-Voda, voivod of Făgăraș, however no historical doccuments were found to confirm this.

In 1330, Basarab I revolts against Kingdom of Hungaryball and  Wallachiaball becomes independent after the Battle of Posada where 10.000 Romanians defeat 30.000 Hungarians. Most peasants become serfs (halfway between slaves and freemen) and are ruled by aristocrats called boyars ("boieri" in Romanian).

"Good neighbour and friend? yes, from all my heart, but your slave? no!" - Basarab I

In 1345, Kingdom of Hungaryball is victorious against  Mongol Empireball in Moldavia (East Romania) with the help of Romanians and takes the clay as his own. In 1347, Moldaviaball is founded by Dragoş with support from  Kingdom of Hungaryball to better defend  Transylvaniaball against  Mongol Empireball.

In 1359, Bogdan I the Founder (voivode of Maramuresball in 1342 - 1345) takes control of Moldaviaball and revolts against Dragoş and the  Kingdom of Hungaryball securing  Moldaviaball's independence. Most peasants also become serfs and are ruled by aristocrats called boyars. Kingdom of Hungaryball attacks Moldaviaball to retake the clay but fails and eventually recognize  Moldaviaball's independence.

"Bodgan, ex-voivode of Maramuresball, our infidel!" - King Carol of Kingdom of Hungaryball

In the 14th century kebab comes from the south. Both Wallachiaball and  Moldaviaball fight  kebab for most of their history with periods of freedom and suzeranity when they have to pay tribute to  kebab. And a love - hate relationship with  Kingdom of Hungaryball and  Kingdom of Polandball who sometimes help them and sometimes invad or raid them. And sometimes they are under kebab so they have to fight them.

In 1389, Mircea the Elder of house Basarab attacks kebab and takes  Dobrujaball for  Wallachiaball. In 1394, kebab Sultan Beyazid I crosses the Danube river, leading 40,000 men, an impressive force at the time. Wallachiaball's ruler, Mircea the Elder, has only about 10,000 men. The two armies clash at the Battle of Rovine where Mircea the Elder wins and removes kebab out of the country. Dobrujaball is lost again to kebab in 1420, 2 years after Mircea the Elder's death.

"Three things I hated in my life: the fearful soldier, the arrogant fool and the traitor." - Mircea the Elder

Vlad the Impaler rules Wallachiaball between 1456 - 1462, he impales  kebab and eats next to their bodies, in spite of his sadic tendencies he is a just yet cruel ruler loved by the people, he is no vampire but his body was never found and people began telling stories.

"A sentence that doesn't reflect good, that nobody hears about and nobody has anything to learn from, is an useless sentence." - Vlad the Impaler

Stephen the Great rules Moldaviaball's between 1457 - 1504 and has a 34-2 win-lose ratio against  kebab. He is very religious, doesn't like wars and wants to live in peace with other countries but does what he has to do to protect his country. For each victory against kebab he builts a new church. One day he asks all European Christian nations to join him in a new crusade against kebab, but nobody joins as they are were too busy fighting each other.

"If you already have so much money and power, what are you doing in my country?" - Stephen the Great to Ottomanball.

Transylvaniaball is at this time he was under Kingdom of Hungaryball. He tries to unite in 1601 but his neighbours don't want this. Michael the Brave becomes prince of Wallachiaball in 1593, removes  kebab in 1595, becomes prince of  Transylvaniaball in 1599 and prince of  Moldaviaball in 1600. However he is assassinated in 1601 and the union ends.

The seal of Michael the Brave from 1600 depicts the Black Eagle of Wallachiaball, the Aurochs Head of  Moldaviaball, the Seven Hills of  Transylvaniaball and over the hills there were Two Rampant Lions affronts supporting the trunk of a tree, as a symbol of the reunited  Kingdom of Daciaball. While this union is short-lived it becomes the bedrock of the national conscience of Romanians everywhere.

"Romanians! we have one life, and one honor, wake up now, as we've slept enough!" - Michael the Brave

In the 17th century, Wallachiaball and  Moldaviaball become vassals of  kebab. In the 18th century they have puppet rulers under kebab control.

In 1683, kebab is removed at the Battle of Vienna and  Austrian Empireball takes  Transylvaniaball. Although some of its people are Magyars or Germans most are Romanian peasants. Their harsh treatment leads to a rebellion led by 3 sherfs called: Horea, Cloxa, Crisan. The rebellion fails but in 1785 Austrian Empireball abolishes serfdom in  Transylvaniaball.

In 1774, Austrian Empireball anschlusses  Bukovinaball, a northern region of  Moldaviaball, puppet ruler Grigore Ghica opposes the annexation and is assassinated by  kebab. In 1806, the Russo-Turkish  war starts, after 6 years of battle  Russian Empireball wins and anschlusses the eastern half of  Moldaviaball, known as  Bessarabiaball. While under Russian Empireball she becomes one of the poorest provinces in Europe.

In the 19th century, Wallachiaball and  Moldaviaball are still vassals of  kebab. However kebab's power is weakening and in 1821 after a revolt  Wallachiaball and  Moldaviaball no longer have puppet rulers under  kebab control. Then Wallachiaball and  Moldaviaball start to modernize themselves.

In 1848, Hungaryball wants freedom and equality from  Austrian Empireball, Transylvanian Romanians initially support  Hungaryball, until they realise that  Hungaryball wants freedom and equality only for Hungarians which is not freedom and equality, and also wants to unite  Transylvaniaball with  Hungaryball.

Then Transylvanian Romanians look to Austrian Empireball for support, initially they are ignored but when  Hungaryball declares independence  Austrian Empireball opens to the Romanian demands, while bloody conflict is ensued between the Hungarian nobles and their Romanian serfs led by Avram Iancu.

After Hungaryball's defeat,  Austrian Empireball rejects the demand of creating a province for Romanians ( Transylvaniaball grouped alongside  Banatball and  Bukovinaball) as he doesn't want to replace Hungarian nationalism with potential Romanian separatism. Yet he isn't hostile to the creation of Romanian administrative offices in Transylvaniaball and grants the Romanians numerous liberties and rights.

"You cannot convince tyrants with philosophical and humanitarian arguments, but with Horea's spear!" - Avram Iancu

Union, Reforms, Freedom, Kingdom (1848 - 1914)
In 1848, due to the strong cultural connection and economic proximity, Wallachiaball and  Moldaviaball make a customs union. In 1856, the end of the Crimean-War  leads to a context favorable for the union. In 1857 ad-hoc meetings are organized where Wallachiaball and  Moldaviaball's population express their desire for union, also in 1857   Bucharestball becomes the first european city to be illuminated with kerosene.

In 1858, Wallachiaball and  Moldaviaball bring their case to a congress of the Great Powers held in  Parisball. The Great Powers decide to allow a rather formal union and creates a constitution known as "The Convention from Paris". According to it, they will be known as United Principalities of Moldavia and Wallachiaball but will have separate institiutions, except for two of them. The same convention states that the army will keep its old flags, with the addition of a blue ribbon on each. On 5 January 1859, colonel Alexander Ioan Cuza is elected prince of Moldaviaball. And on 24 January 1859, Wallachiaball elects the same man as their prince. Thus the Romanians fulfill the rules of the convention and United Principalities of Moldavia and Wallachiaball is born.

"Today, your chosen gives you a single Romania!" - Alexander Ioan Cuza

(Nowdays 24th of January is a national holiday in Romaniaball called The Little Union representing the birth of modern Romania). 

After the union Alexander Ioan Cuza carries out reforms including abolishing serfdom and the official institutions start to be unified one by one. In 1862, with help from unionists from both countries Alexander Ioan Cuza unifies the government and the parliament realising a political union and the country's name is changed in United Principalities of Romaniaball formally and  Romaniaball informally or in official speeches.

This is a delicate choice but in 1863 kebab finally recognises this double election and union, but only as long as Alexander Ioan Cuza is the prince. However Alexander Ioan Cuza is unpopular with conservatives and in 1866 he is overthrown. This time a prince from a foreign dynasty, prince Carol, replaces him.

Kebab wants Wallachiaball and  Moldovaball to be separate again, but due to Alexander Ioan Cuza's reforms and prince Carol's support from  Franceball (protect little brother reasons) and  Kingdom of Prussiaball (Carol was German reasons)  kebab cannot remove  Romaniaball. The union is consolidated by adopting a new constitution which changed the country's name again in simply Romaniaball, both formally and informally.

In the Austro-Hungarian Compromise of 1867 Austria-Hungaryball is born and now  Hungaryball has control over  Transylvaniaball. This is devastating for Trasnylvanian Romanians who start being oppressed, have no rights anymore and go through magyarization, an artifical attempt of cultural conversion.

In 1877, Russian Empireball starts a war with  kebab. Romaniaball wants to join but Russian Empireball refuses as he did not want  Romaniaball as a winner at the negociation table, since he wants some of  Romaniaball's clay as well. Luckly Russian Empireball cannot remove  kebab at Plevenball and asks  Romaniaball for help.

Romaniaball accepts in condition that Russian Empireball respects his integrity of clay and counts him as part of the winners if they are to win. Russian Empireball accepts and Romaniaball takes command of the Russo-Romanian troops then removes  kebab at Plevenball after a long siege. After the war on 9 May 1877 Romaniaball becomes independent, this time for good.

However Russian Empireball still takes some of  Romaniaball's clay in spite of the treaty, but "gives"  Northern Dobrujaball in return. "Gives" because Northern Dobrujaball was part of  kebab not  Russian Empireball and as a winner  Romaniaball already has rights to new clay according to the treaty. This is seen as a violation of the treaty and highly criticized by Franceball and  Kingdom of Prussiaball but none would risk a war with  Russian Empireball.

On 14 March 1881, Romaniaball is no longer a principality, it becomes  Kingdom of Romaniaball under King Carol I. The late 19th century represents a period of freedom and rebirth for  Kingdom of Romaniaball, a lot of cultural and economic progress is made. A lot of intellectuals emerge: writers, poets, scientists, artists. Most notably Mihai Eminescu, Constantin Brancusi, Nicolae Iorga and George Enescu.

"I forgive those who wrote and spoke against me, seeking to blame me or throw doubts towards my good intentions, I send them a last salute, full of love" - King Carol I

In the Second Balkan War of 1913 already having territorial disputes with Kingdom of Bulgariaball over who should have all of  Dobrujaball, he declares war and gets  Southern Dobrujaball.

World War I and Greater Romania (1914 - 1920)
When World War I starts he is neutral. In 1916 the Entente persuades him to join them promissing  Banatball,  Transylvaniaball and  Bukovinaball from Austria-Hungaryball if they win. Regions that have a Romanian majority as  Bukovinaball was part of Moldaviaball while  Banatball with  Transylvaniaball used to be Romanian principalities before the Hungarian conquest.

Initially Kingdom of Romaniaball's attack on  Transylvaniaball is successful, but it is quickly pushed back by the combined forces of  Austria-Hungaryball,  German Empireball and  Kingdom of Bulgariaball to the point where it lost all of Southern Romania including  Bucharestball and the only standing region is  Moldovaball.

The Romanians in Austria-Hungaryball entered the war from the beginning, with hundreds of thousands being mobilized throughout the war. Although most were loyal to Austria-Hungaryball, in time reactionary sentiments emerges, especially after  Kingdom of Romaniaball joined the war on the Entente's side.

Many of the previously loyal soldiers decide that it's better to risk their lives through desertion, rather than to shoot their ethnical conationals and fight against their own country. Many novels have been written on this subject, most famous being "The Forest of the Hanged" (the punishment for desertion).

In 1917 when the communist revolution starts,  Bessarabiaball, also region with a Romanian majority as it used to be part of Moldaviaball, declares independence as  Democratic Republic of Moldaviaball and 3 months later declares union with  Kingdom of Romaniaball.

The communist revolution also throws Russian Empireball out of the war and now  Kingdom of Romaniaball is alone on the eastern front. Attacked by Austria-Hungaryball,  German Empireball and  Kingdom of Bulgariaball he is pushed back until Foscani where a stalemate is reached and the Armistice of Focsani is signed and later the Treaty of Bucharest is negociated. However neither King Ferdinand or the parliment sign the treaty in hopes that the tide of war will change on the western side.

As Austria-Hungaryball,  German Empireball and  Kingdom of Bulgariaball leaves his clay as part of the treaty. Kingdom of Romaniaball starts to remobilize his forces. After Kingdom of Greeceball's offensive on Thessalonikiball knocks  Kingdom of Bulgariaball out of the war,  Kingdom of Romaniaball redeclares war to the Central Powers (10 November), a day before it ends in Western Europe (11 November).

As part of the winners in 1918 at the aftermath of World War I all regions of Austria-Hungaryball are given self-determination based on  USAball's president Wilson's 14 points, being mostly Romanian  Bukovinaball,  Banatball and  Transylvaniaball decide to unite with  Kingdom of Romaniaball. Although  Banatball votes for union with Kingdom of Romaniaball as well, only 2/3 of is given to  Kingdom of Romaniaball while 1/3 is given to  Kingdom of Serbiaball.

While Kingdom of Serbiaball's claim is not based on any historical right, he argues that there are 250.000 serbians living there and  Banatball's geographical position is close to his capital Belgradeball making it vulnerable from a strategic point of view. While Kingdom of Romaniaball claims he has a historical right over  Banatball, the Entente promissed him  Banatball, most people living there are Romanians and they also voted for a union with him. After some arguments between Kingdom of Serbiaball and  Kingdom of Romaniaball,  Franceball decides to give 1/3 of  Banatball to  Kingdom of Serbiaball, nevertheless  Kingdom of Romaniaball is happy with the decision as he already got a lot of clay.  This event comes to be known as "The Great Union" where the Romanian provinces of ' Bessarabiaball, ' Bukovinaball, ' Banatball and ' Transylvaniaball and unites with Kingdom of Romaniaball, all in the same year with the last one being  Transylvaniaball on 1st December thus marking the end of the Great Union. All provinces with a Romanian majority are now under a single state, as a ressult Kingdom of Romaniaball has more than twice the clay he had before World War I and comes to be known as "Greater Romania".

"Long live Greater Romania, strong and united!" - King Ferdinand

(Nowdays 1st of December is the national day of Romaniaball called Great Union Day representing the union of all romanian provinces into a single state too bad it didn't last because   Soviet Unionball happened .)

While Kingdom of Romaniaball gained a lot of clay,  First Hungarian Republicball was to lose a lot of clay and would not stand idle to accept this. Until the peace and thus the official loss of the territories was signed, First Hungarian Republicball tried to offer cultural and administrative autonomy to the minorities, but they refused, stating that they desire to be separated from him.

At this time the borders with Kingdom of Romaniaball were uncertain and  Kingdom of Romaniaball passes up to Tisa, but Georges Clemenceau (prime-minister of  Franceball) is against it. After some discussion Georges Clemenceau agrees and  First Hungarian Republicball is asked to accept the new borders of  Kingdom of Romaniaball. However First Hungarian Republicball would doesn't accept this ultimatum and his government resigns as an act of protest.

The next day, promising lost clay back the communist party takes the power, turning into Hungarian Soviet Republicball, and attacks  Kingdom of Romaniaball to take back  Transylvaniaball. Starting the Hungarian-Romanian War. Initially the attack was successful but the next day Kingdom of Romaniaball counter-attacks on the whole Romanian-Hungarian border, takes back all the lost clay and stops again at Tisa river.

Hungarian Soviet Republicball decides to attack Czechoslovakiaball instead, they are winning and  Franceball promises that if  Hungarian Soviet Republicball will retreat from  Czechoslovakiaball they will give them back the clay from Tisa to the current borders. Hungarian Soviet Republicball accepts and retreats from Czechoslovakiaball, then  Franceball asks  Kingdom of Romaniaball to retreat also to their new borders.

However Kingdom of Romaniaball doesn't trust  Hungarian Soviet Republicball and he replies that he would comply only after the  Hungarian Soviet Republicball army would demobilize. Upon hearing the Kingdom of Romaniaball demands,  Hungarian Soviet Republicball answers that from now on he would rely solely on the might of his army and attacks  Kingdom of Romaniaball. Eventually Kingdom of Romaniaball wins, occupies Budapest, removes the communist party, keeps Transylvaniaball, and loots  Second Hungarian Republicball, gg easy.

Under pressures of Franceball,  Kingdom of Romaniaball gave  Second Hungarian Republicball the clay from Tisa river to the current borders back. In 1920 Kingdom of Romaniaball left  Second Hungarian Republicball's clay. After Kingdom of Hungaryball's defeat, the Treaty of Trianon was signed by  Kingdom of Hungaryball and the Allied Powers (16 countries) where  Kingdom of Hungaryball officially accepted the loss of the lands and recognized  Transylvaniaball as Romanian clay.

As they signed no peace treaty before, Trianon maked the end of World War I between Kingdom of Hungaryball and the Allied Powers. Being officially a defeated state in World War I Kingdom of Hungaryball had no words to say in the Treaty of Trianon, the terms were just imposed on them. Kingdom of Hungaryball claims Trianon is a great injustice to Hungary. Kingdom of Romaniaball claims Trianon is a great justice to all the people oppressed by Hungary. From then on the Treaty of Trianon became a central element in Hungarian nationalism.

=== Interwar and World War II (1920 - 1945) ' '  === After Trianon in 1920, Czechoslovakiaball with  Kingdom of Romaniaball and  Yugoslaviaball formed the Little Entente with support from  Franceball to ensure that  Kingdom of Hungaryball will not attempt to recover lost clay again. The alliance broke in 1938.

Interwar was the best period of his life. All Romanian-speaking people were united under one country. He had the most clay that he ever had, being refered to as "Greater Romania". He was content and satisfied with himself and was looking for cooperation with other nations as well as cultural and industrial development.

He had an active implication in the League of Nations, his capital Bucharestball became known as  "Little Paris", many monuments were built, his educational system improved, he became a regional power in its own right being the 3rd strongest army in eastern europe after  Sovietball and  Turkeyball. His economy flourished becoming one of the greatest oil exporters (thing that draw Naziball attention).

After King Ferdinand's death in 1927 a time of political instability with regencies began, although he was still doing well. In 1938 he became world's 4th oil and grain exporter.

When World War II started he asked Second Polish Republicball if they want help against  Nazi Germanyball since they already had an alliance. But Second Polish Republicball refused stating that he would rather have an escape route through  Kingdom of Romaniaball if they are defeated. After Second Polish Republicball's defeat his politicans and some army escaped through  Kingdom of Romaniaball and in exile in Londonball. Kingdom of Romaniaball's help of Second Polish Republicball angered  Nazi Germanyball.

Franceball and UKball promised that  Romaniaball won't lose clay. But Franceball surrendered was defeated by  Nazi Germanyball and  UKball forgot his promise (asshole) and in 1940 after a  Soviet Unionball ultimatum,  Kingdom of Romaniaball agreed to give up  Bessarabiaball and  Northern Bukovinaball.

Shortly after, Nazi Germanyball mediated a compromise between  Kingdom of Romaniaball and the  Kingdom of Hungaryball where they gave  Northern Transylvaniaball to  Kingdom of Hungaryball. After that, under the Treaty of Craiova, Southern Dobrujaball (which  Bulgariaball lost during the Second Balkan War in 1913), was ceded to  Bulgariaball under pressure from  Nazi Germanyball. Kingdom of Romaniaball was surprised and felt particullary betrayed by Fascist Italyball who supported   Northern Transylvaniaball's annexation.

Two thirds of  Bessarabiaball were combined with a small part of the Soviet Unionball named Moldavian ASSRball and became Moldavian SSRball. The rest ( Northern Bukovinaball, northern half of the Hotin county and Budjakball) was apportioned to Ukrainian SSRball.

Right after the loss of Northern Transylvaniaball, Ion Antonescu united to form a "National Legionary State" government, which forced the abdication of King Carol II in favor of his 19-year-old son Michael. Carol and his mistress Magda Lupescu went into exile, and Romaniaball, despite the unfavorable outcome of recent territorial disputes, leaned strongly toward the Axis.

As part of the deal, the Iron Guard became the sole legal party in Romaniaball. Antonescu became the Iron Guard's honorary leader, while Sima became deputy premier. In power, the Iron Guard stiffened the already harsh anti-Semitic legislation, enacted legislation directed against minority businessmen, tempered at times by the willingness of officials to take bribes, and wreaked vengeance upon its enemies.

On 8 October Nazi Germanyball troops began crossing into  Romaniaball. They soon numbered over 500,000. On 23 November Romaniaball joined the Axis powers. The cohabitation between the Iron Guard and Antonescu was never an easy one.

On 20 January 1941, the Iron Guard attempted a coup, combined with a pogrom against the Jews of Bucharest. Within four days, Antonescu had successfully suppressed the coup. The Iron Guard was forced out of the government. Sima and other legionnaires took refuge in Nazi Germanyball; others were imprisoned. Antonescu abolished the National Legionary State, in its stead declaring Romania a "National and Social State."

"History never forgets the guilty, and all of us are guilty: some because we were quiet; others, because we made mistakes; all of us, because we endured." - Ion Antonescu

On 22 June 1941, Nazi Germanyball launched Operation Barbarossa, attacking the  Soviet Unionball on a wide front. Romaniaball joined the offensive crossing the river Prut. After recovering  Bessarabiaball and  Northern Bukovinaball (Operation München), Romaniaball fought side by side with  Nazi Germanyball onward to Odessa, Sevastopol, Stalingrad and the Caucasus.

The total number of troops involved on the Eastern Front with the Romanian Third and Fourth Army was second only to that of Nazi Germanyball. The Romanian Army had a total of 686,258 men under arms in the summer of 1941 and a total of 1,224,691 men in the summer of 1944. The number of Romanian troops sent to fight Soviet Unionball exceeded that of all of Germany's other allies combined.

In February 1943, with the decisive Soviet Unionball counter-offensive at Stalingrad, it was growing clear that the tide of the war turned against the  Nazi Germanyball. By 1944, Romaniaball economy was in tatters because of the expenses of the war, and destructive Allied air bombing throughout  Romaniaball, including the capital, Bucharestball.

In addition, most of the products sent to Nazi Germanyball were provided without monetary compensation. As a result of these "uncompensated exports", inflation in Romaniaball skyrocketed, causing widespread discontent among the Romanian population, even among groups and individuals who had once enthusiastically supported  Nazi Germanyball and the war.

On 23 August 1944, King Michael of Romania led a coup against Axis with support from opposition politicians and most of the army, successfully deposing the Antonescu dictatorship. The King then offered a non-confrontational retreat to Nazi Germanyball ambassador Manfred von Killinger. But the Nazi Germanyball considered the coup "reversible" and attempted to turn the situation around by military force. The Romanian First, Second (forming), and what little was left of the Third and the Fourth Armies (one corps) were under orders from the King to defend Romaniaball against any  Nazi Germanyball attacks.

King Michael offered to put the Romanian Army, which at that point had nearly 1,000,000 men, on the side of the Allies. Surprisingly, with Soviet Unionball occupying parts of  Romaniaball, Stalin immediately recognized the king and the restoration of the conservative Romanian monarchy.

"I do not see Romania as a legacy from my parents, but as a country lended from our children" - King Michael

In a radio broadcast to the Romanian nation and army on the night of 23 August King Michael issued a cease-fire, proclaimed Romaniaball's loyalty to the Allies, announced the acceptance of an armistice (to be signed on September 12) offered by  UKball,  USAball, and  Soviet Unionball, and declared war on  Nazi Germanyball. The coup accelerated Soviet Unionball advance into  Romaniaball, but did not avert a rapid occupation and  Soviet Unionball captured about 130,000 Romanian soldiers, who were transported to  Soviet Unionball clay where many died in prison camps.

The armistice was signed on 12 September 1944, on terms virtually dictated by Soviet Unionball. Under the terms of the armistice, Romaniaball announced its unconditional surrender to  Soviet Unionball and was placed under occupation of the Allies with  Soviet Unionball as their representative, in control of media, communication, post, and civil administration behind the front.

It has been suggested that the coup may have shortened World War II by up to six months, thus saving hundreds of thousands of lives. During the Moscow Conference in October 1944 Winston Churchill of UKball proposed an agreement to  Soviet Unionball leader Joseph Stalin on how to split up Eastern Europe into spheres of influence after the war. Assholeball offered Soviet Unionball a 90% share of influence in  Romaniaball.

As he declared war on Nazi Germanyball on the night of 23 August 1944, border clashes between  Hungaryball and  Romaniaball troops erupted almost immediately. On 24 August Nazi Germanyball troops attempted to seize Bucharestball and suppress Michael's coup, but were repelled by the city's defenses, which received some support from  USAball Air Force (good guy USAball, not like his asshole dad who forgot his promise and then sold us).

Other Nazi Germanyball units in the country suffered severe losses: remnants of the Sixth Army retreating west of the Prut River were cut off and destroyed by  Soviet Unionball, which was now advancing at an even greater speed, while Romanian units attacked German garrisons at the Ploiești oilfields, forcing them to retreat to  Hungaryball. Romaniaball captured over 50,000 Nazi Germanyball prisoners around this time, who were later surrendered to  Soviet Unionball.

In early September, Soviet Unionball and  Romaniaball entered  Transylvaniaball and captured the towns of Brașov and Sibiu while advancing toward the Mureș River. Their main objective was Clujball, a city regarded as the historical capital of Transylvaniaball.

However, the Second Hungarian Army was present in the region, and together with the Eighth German Army engaged the Allied forces on 5 September in what was to become the Battle of Turda, which lasted until 8 October and resulted in heavy casualties for both sides.

Also around this time, Hungaryball carried out his last independent offensive action of the war, penetrating Arad County in western  Romaniaball. Despite initial success, a number of Romaniaball cadet battalions managed to stop the  Hungaryball advance at the Battle of Păuliș, and soon a combined   Romaniaball -   Soviet Unionball counter-attack overwhelmed  Hungaryball, who gave ground and evacuated Arad itself on 21 September.

Romaniaball ended the war fighting against Nazi Germanyball alongside  Soviet Unionball in   Transylvaniaball,  Hungaryball,  Yugoslaviaball,  Austriaball and  Czechoslovakiaball, from August 1944 until the end of the war in Europe. In May 1945, the First and Fourth armies took part in the Prague Offensive. The Romanian Army incurred heavy casualties fighting Nazi Germany. Of some 538,000 Romanian soldiers who fought against the Axis in 1944 - 45, some 167,000 were killed, wounded or went missing.

After the war, under the 1947 Treaty of Paris, the Allies did not acknowledge Romaniaball as a co-belligerent nation but instead applied the term "ally of Hitlerite Germany" to all recipients of the treaty's stipulations. Like Finlandball,  Romaniaball had to pay $300 million to the  Soviet Unionball as war reparations.

However, the treaty recognized that Romaniaball switched sides on 24 August 1944, and therefore "acted in the interests of all the United Nations". As a reward, Northern Transylvaniaball was recognized as an integral part of  Romaniaball, but the border with  Soviet Unionball was fixed at its state on January 1941, restoring  Bessarabiaball and  Northern Bukovinaball to  Soviet Unionball and leaving Southern Dobrujaball to  Bulgariaball. To this day the loss of  Bessarabiaball and  Northern Bukovinaball is seen as stealing and a great injustce by Romania and became a central element in Romanian nationalism. It is one of the reasons why SR Romaniaball was still reluctant towards  Soviet Unionball dispite both being in  Warsaw Pact.

Communism (1945 - 1989)  Czech-icon.png
In Kingdom of Romaniaball,  Soviet Unionball occupation following World War II facilitated the rise of the Communist Party as the main political force, although the Communist Party was small and unpopular they won the votes. In 1947 they initiated a coup where King Michael was forced to abdicate and a single-party of people's republic was established becoming last countryball from the Eastern Bloc to become communist.  Between 1948 and 1950, he hunted down and arrested all the democrats and legionaries from his clay.

In 1965, Nicolae Ceausescu became the leader of SR Romaniaball. Gradually SR Romaniaball became more powerful and independent than other puppet state of  Soviet Unionball.

In 1968, he and Albaniaball didn't want to attack  Czechoslovakiaball. Soviet Unionball wanted to annex him but USAball had his support.

"''The invasion of Czechoslovakiaball is a great error that will make nothing more than to disturb the peace in Europe and to stop the spread of socialism in the world." ''- Nicolae Ceausecu

SR Romaniaball became good friends with North Koreaball and  Chinaball and started making trading with the west. Also he made SR Romaniaball a great trading power and a great industrial power and the GDP growth of  SR Romaniaball was 10% every year, but unfortunately this golden age was going to last just until 1977 when a great earthquake destroyed a great part of  Bucharestball.

After taking some money for rebuilding Bucharestball,  SR Romaniaball borrowed 11 billion dollars from  UNball because he wanted to build the House of the People (Now the seat of the Parliament of Romania and the second-largest administrative building in the world).

In that moment all the money SR Romaniaball had were already invested, and because Ceausescu wanted to pay those money back to  UNball back as quikly as possible and he decided to take the money he needed from any possible source. Famine had starded, every one had problems with electricity and hot water was nearly imposible to exist in any house.  After falling of Berlin Wall and Fall of Warsaw Pact, SR Romaniaball was the only communist country in Warsaw Pact (exept for  Soviet Unionball). On 16 december 1989, Lasló Trókes said bad things about the regime and he needed to be exiled, but people revolted simmilar to the French Revolution.

On 16 December 1989 a popular revolution starts in Timișoaraball. On 20 December 1989 Ceausescu returns from Iranball to deal with the revolt and labels the revolutionaries in Timișoaraball as enemies of socialism.

On 21 December 1989 he gathers a lot of people in Bucharestball to boost the population's support for socialism. But the reaction is the opposite, the people start shouting "We are the people, down with the dictator!", "Death to the murderer!", etc. Ceausescu sends the army to deal with the revolutionaries and fighting on the streets begin.

22 December 1989, after fighting on the streets, the army sides with the democrats. Ceausescu and his wife were executed and SR Romaniaball became democratic. SR Romaniaball had the bloodiest revolution in 1989 with 1104 deaths and many wounded.

"Better loafer than traitor, better hooligan than dictator, better ruffian than activist, better dead than communist" - Verses from the Hooligan's Anthem. ===Contemporary Period (1989 - Present)   === Romaniaball had it's new constitution in 1991 when Moldovaball became democratic. After two mineriades (revots of miners), in 1996 Romaniaball had a better president and started relations with  USAball. After 9/11 Romaniaball supported  USAball in his wars.

What Romaniaball didn't realise in 1989's revolution is that killing Nicolae Ceausescu would not tear down the foundation of the whole corrupt system that was built. As such most post-communism politicians were politicians in SR Romaniaball, much of corruption and abuse of power continued. Much of the PRC (Romanian Communist Party) became PSD (Social-Democrat Party) and PDL (Demoract-Liberal Party). In 2004 he entered NATOball and in 2007 entered with  Bulgariaball in  EUball.

In 30 October 2015 the Colectiv Club fire happend (64 deaths, four of five members from the band that sang died too, over 200 wounded, a hope destroyed) many people went on the street and protested peacefully (something new for Romaniaball) against the goverment because if the corruption wasn't dominating the goverment the Colectiv Club incident wasn't going to happen. It had success for a while and Romaniaball became the fastest growing economy of europe.

In February 2017, the new goverment from the same f***** party (Social-Democrat) fuck socialism it is mostly old people who vote them anyway wanted to forgive some of the corrupt politicians that are in jail and liberate them. Over 600.000 people, including president Klaus Iohannis (being a semi-presidential republic the president doesn't have the power to veto everything), protested peacefully against the goverment again and again for a week until the government accepted their demands. The law was abrogated but the same people are in power.

In June 2017 the Social-Democrats voted in the Parliament (mostly they did) to remove the curent prime-minister (WTF?). Now, Romania has a decent government, but will it become corrupt like the last time?

He also wants to unite with his sister wife Moldovaball who was stolen and raped by  Soviet Unionball in 1940, most people there are still Romanians and they speak romanian, but her politicians are even more corrupt and there is a large Russian and Ukrainian minority ever since the conquest, about 30-20%.

And Russiaball helped a coup in  Transnistriaball in 1991 (part of  Moldovaball) and now has troops stationed for "peacekeeping", which makes the union unlikely. The subject about  Bessarabiaball usually hurts him and makes him sad, she is mostly romanian and was the first region that voluntarily broke from Russian Empireball and decided to join him in his time of need, dispite him being in a bad situation, mostly defeated by Central Powers in the Great War, where as  Soviet Unionball took her against her will in 1940.

"Go Moldovaball! ' Bessarabiaball is tear from our soul! Go  Moldovaball! Let us ask peacefully for ' Bessarabiaball back!" - Verses from Tears Back.      

Friends (Prieteni)

 * Moldovaball - My beautiful wife. I of loving her so much <3. I hope one day we can be  together again.
 * Bulgariaball - Best friend! We have good relations, are both orthodox, share a Giurgiuball - Ruseball friendship bridge and both remove kebab. We were good friends in the middle ages as part of the First Bulgarian Empire-icon.png First Bulgarian Empireball and Second Bulgarian Empire-icon.png Second Bulgarian Empireball but in the modern era had an argument over Dobrujaball, fortunately we settled it in 1940, he takes the south I take the north then a population exchange and promised never to have claims on each other's clay again. Thanks for support in the anti-corruption fight, I like your beaches.
 * Serbiaball - He has always been a good friend to me and vice-versa, we even built together and share a hydroelectric power plant over the Danube
 * Greeceball - Good friend for 2000 years, both are orthodox and like removing kebab. I like greek beaches.
 * Armeniaball - Good friend as well, he is also orthodox and likes removing kebab.
 * Azerbaijanball - Good friend, he is kebab but good kebab, we both like removing Gypsyball.
 * Polandball - Good friend and reliable ally, but he likes stupid Bozgorball too much. We both hate  Vodkaball and we want our clay back from  Ukraineball to become neighbours again.
 * Slovakiaball - Good friend, hates Hungaryball more than me and  Serbiaball combined. Also has problem with  Gypsyball. Never forget 1968. We want to take clay from  Ukraineball to be neighbours.
 * Czechiaball - Awesome beer drinker. Also I like his Škoda cars and he likes Dacia. Never forget 1968.
 * Georgiaball - Good friend, we are both orthodox and like removing Vodkaball.  EUball finds him unpredicible but I know he's all right.
 * Italyball - Best brother. We were both born in 19th century and we are corrupt. Pizza is awesome and he likes mici. Thanks for taking care of my cousin, uncle, aunt, the other cousin, the sister from Torino, the other sister from Milano and so on...
 * Spainball - Good sister. She also takes care of my cousin, uncle, aunt, the other cousin and so on...
 * Portugalball - Good brother. Although I don't visit him as much as my other brothers we like each other and I like very much Cristiano Ronaldo!
 * USAball - We're bros. I'm in his NATO alliance. He also helps me with military stuff.
 * Canadaball - Good friends and nice trading partners.
 * Australiaball - He donated me an Antarctic station!
 * Germanyball - Undisputed ruler of EUball! Gives me nice volkswagen cars. Used to be allies when he was  Naziball, now we are friends and both hate  Russiaball.
 * Vaticanball - He likes me because I'm religious. I like Pope Francis.
 * Japanball - I like their Anime and Sushi.
 * South Koreaball - I like their k-pop and k-dramas. I of tellings you how to defeat your brother.
 * Chinaball - Trading partner.

Neutral/Frenemies (Neutri/Prinamici)

 * Hungaryball - Will not stop complaining about Trianon, even though it was almost 100 years ago and he deserved it. He is trying to rob my clay. But we can into friends as we both hate kebabs, immigrants and Gypsyball. Although we should hate each other, we don't always do. "Hungaryball: I hate you! Romaniaball: I hate you too! Gypsyball: Hello guys! Hungaryball: But you hate him more right? Romaniaball: *shoots Gypsyball* Hungaryball: Nice shoot buddy! Romaniaball: Let's get some palinka!"
 * Ukraineball - We both hate Russiaball and can into friends but he is stubborn and threatens to destroy my delta fauna with his stupid Bystroye Canal despite  EUball telling him to stop. GIB BACK BUDJAK AND CERNAUTI! although I don't blame you,  Russiaball stole it and you woke up with it after  Sovietball died. But still, IT'S MY RIGHTFUL CLAY! YOU NEVER EVEN HAD IT BEFORE 1940, I HAD THAT CLAY EVER SINCE  Daciaball WAS FOUNDED AND LATER AS PART OF  Moldaviaball! IT'S MY ANCESTRAL CLAY!
 * Austriaball - He and Hungaryball used to have my clay, now he's a nice holiday destination.
 * Franceball - Annoying big sister. I like Parisball and some of the french food, except frogs. YUO USED TO BE GOOD SISTER BUT NOW YUO MOSTLY MAKINGS FUN OF ME I AM NOT OF GYPSY YUO FROG EATERS IF I AM OF GYPSY YUO ARE OF ENGLISH YUO SHOULD HAVE BEEN OF  UKBALL OR  YOUR HUSBAND! YUO ARE WORST SISTER SOMEONE EVER HAD AND YUO OF HATINGS  SWEDENBALL ONLY BECAUSE HE DEFEATED YUO AT FOOTBALL REALLY?! hon hon hon. Can't believe I looked to you as a model in the 19th century. Do you know the french salute? "Je me rends" (I surrender).
 * Turkeyball - He invaded my clay and my ancestors. But we can into friends now and we both hate Russiaball. Also he has beautiful resorts, I like some of his food and he likes Hagi. But gib back sword of Stephen the Great!
 * UKball - Jobs factory that hates me In World War II you forgot your promise that you won't allow Naziball and  Sovietball to rob my clay then you sold me to  Sovietball. A**hole. But we can into friends as I constantly humiliate you by stealing your jobs, including your high paying jobs. Of course,  Romaniaball steals your jobs, but maybe, if someone without contacts or money can steal your jobs, you're a moron. How does it feel to be reduced from the largest empire in the world to an european island ? Oh, looks like  Scotlandball wants out, enjoy being "Great Britan" while it lasts.
 * Albaniaball - We can into friends because of Illyrian-Dacian friendship but stop recognising Kosovoball and hating  Serbiaball.
 * Indiaball - We could be better friends IF YOU DIDNT SEND ALL YOUR GYPSIES TO ME.

Enemies (Dușmani/Inamici)

 * Gypsyball - GET OUT OF MY CLAY YOU PARASITE AND GO BACK TO INDIA!!! BECAUSE OF YOU EVERYBODY (especially that frog eating coward) CALLS ME GYPSY!!!
 * Russiaball - WORST IMPERIALIST COUNTRY EVER!!! STOLE CERNAUTI, BUGEAC, MOLDOVA AND TURNED ME COMMIE WHEN HE WAS Sovietball!!! STOLE MY TREASURE IN WW1!!!
 * Transnistriaball - MINI-RUSSIAN SEPARATIST SCUM FROM  SOVIETBALL'S RAPE LET YOUR  MOM ALONE AND YOU WILL NEVER BECOME A COUNTRY!!!
 * Szekelylandball - YUO ARE OF MY CLAY NOT OF BOZGORBALL!
 * Chadball - THE WORST NEWPHEW!!! STOP USING MY FLAG YOU KEBAB!!! I FIRST USED THAT FLAG IN 1859 WHILE YOU FIRST USED IT IN 1960!!! 100 YEARS LATER YOU FLAG STEALER!!!
 * Kosovoball - ALBANIAN IMPOSTER! GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY ALABANIA AND LEAVE SERBIABALL'S CLAY ALONE!!!
 * ISISball - YOU KILL ONE ROMANIAN WE WILL IMPALE ALL OF YOU. DON'T TRY TO ATTACK MY CAPITAL OR VLAD THE IMAPLER WILL RISE AGAIN!!!
 * North Koreaball - Ex-Friend. Made my leader korean and fucked up my beauty. Thanks a lot dumbass!
 * Teleormanball - F**K YOU AND YOUR STUPID, CORRUPT, NEO-COMMUNIST, PSD!!!

Family

 * [[File:Moldova-icon.png]] Moldovaball is his wife.
 * [[File:Transnistria-icon.png]] Transnistriaball is his russian and commie stepson.
 * [[File:Szekelyland-icon.png]] Szekelylandball is his hungarian and separatist stepson.
 * [[File:Wallachia-icon.png]] Wallachiaball and [[File:Moldavia-icon.png]] Moldaviaball are his parents.
 * [[File:Dacia-icon.png]] Daciaball and [[File:SPQR-icon.png]] SPQRball are his grandparents.
 * [[File:Portugal-icon.png]] Portugalball is his brother.
 * [[File:Spain-icon.png]] Spainball is his sister.
 * [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball is his brother.
 * Franceball is his sister.

Cities
Romaniaball has many cities but the most famous are:
 * [[File:Bucarest-icon.png]] Bucharestball - My great capital and the 6th largest city in EUball. Many nightclubs, malls and an awesome therme. Like all cities he has a dangerous neighborhood called Ferentari (from FER). Many protests recently. He is nicknamed "Little Paris". Good friend with Sofiaball and Belgradeball. Rival of Budapestball. The legend says he was named after a shepherd called Bucur, in love with a young lady called Dâmboviţa (That's the name of the main river that crosses the city).
 * Cluj-Napocaball - Capital of Transylvaniaball and my 2nd largest city. He has beautiful sights and keeps the most of the interwar era buildings intact. Home of UNTOLD music festival.
 * Timișoaraball - My Pragueball and 3rd largest city. Home of the 1989's Revolution and most liberal city in Romania. Soon European Capital of Culture in 2021. Home of Cris-Tim saucisse. Good friend with Novi Sadball.
 * Iașiball - Capital of Moldovaball (not Beserrabia) and my 4th largest city. Very cultural and nice. Home of the Palace of Culture. Good friend with Chișinăuball. Was my capital in 1916-1918 when [[File:Bucarest-icon.png]] Bucharestball was occupied by Central Powers.
 * Constanțaball - My 5th largest city and the only large city with sea access. Makes money from tourism and overseas transportation. Some Islams, Greeks and Russians live here, but they live in peace. Good friend with Istanbulball, Varnaball and Thessalonikiball.
 * Sibiuball - European Capital of Culture in 2007. Many historic buildings. Also the first prototype of space rockets (somewhere around 1500-1600). Home of Scandia Sibiu, the best pateu in Romania.
 * Brașovball - The city between the mountains. Many ski resorts nearby and the Biggest Catholic Church in Eastern Europe. Also look for the Brasov sign on the mountain, just like in Hollywood, near Bran Castle.
 * Târgovișteball - Old capital before [[File:Bucarest-icon.png]] Bucharestball became capital in 1862. Where Vlad the Impaler ruled. And Ceausescus were killed.

Neighbours

 * Bulgariaball in the south.
 * Serbiaball in the south-west.
 * Hungaryball in the north-west.
 * Moldovaball in the north-east.
 * Ukraineball in the north and east.

Regions

 * Munteniaball
 * Olteniaball
 * Dobrujaball
 * Transylvaniaball
 * Moldovaball
 * Crișanaball
 * Banatball
 * Maramureșball
 * Bukovinaball, half of it because [[File:Soviet-icon.png]] Sovietball! NEVER FORGET FÂNTÂNA ALBĂ MASACRE!!!
 * Bessarabiaball WILL BE ROMANIAN CLAY AGAIN!!!

Counties

 * Albaball
 * Aradball
 * Argeșball
 * Bacăuball
 * Bihorball
 * Bistrița-Năsăudball
 * Botoșaniball
 * Brașovball
 * Brăilaball
 * Buzăuball
 * Caraș-Severinball
 * [[File:Cëlërashi-icon (Romania).png]] Călarașiball
 * Clujball
 * Constanțaball
 * Covasnaball
 * Dâmbovițaball
 * Doljball
 * Galațiball
 * Giurgiuball
 * Gorjball
 * Harghitaball
 * Hunedoaraball
 * Ialomițaball
 * Iașiball
 * Ilfovball
 * Maramureșball
 * Mehedințiball
 * Mureșball
 * Neamțball
 * Oltball
 * Prahovaball
 * Satu Mareball
 * Sălajball
 * Sibiuball
 * Suceavaball
 * Teleormanball
 * Timișball
 * Tulceaball
 * Vasluiball
 * Vâlceaball
 * Vranceaball

Alphabet
The Romanian alphabet is a modification of the classical Latin alphabet and consists of 31 letters, five of which (ă, â, î, ș, ț) have been added for the phonetic requirements of the language.

Ă sounds like a in "Above" where as A sounds like a in "Father".

Ș sounds like "sh" in "Shopping" where as S sounds like s in "Song".

Ț sounds like "zz" in "Pizza" where as T sounds like t in "Time".

Â and Î is the same sound and letter, but Â is used in the middle of a word while Î at the beginning and at the end of a word for aesthetic reasons. They have nothing that can be compared to in english, but sounds like this.

Quotes

 * Așa, și?/Și ce dacă? (So what?).
 * Mă rog (I pray) - whatever.
 * Pe care (on which) - Romanian grammarnazi's favourite.
 * Vorbești Românește? (Do you speak Romanian?)
 * Basarabia pamant romanesc! (Bessarabia Romanian clay!)
 * Foarte tare frate (Very cool bro)
 * Să îi pice fața! (To have his face fallen off) - to be surprised.
 * Să îi pice fisa! (To drop his coin) - to suddenly get it.
 * Să scoți din pepeni (To drive out of watermelons) - to drive nuts.
 * Să îi sară muștarul (To have his mustard jump off) - to lose temper.
 * Să mergi pe mâna mea (To walk on my hand) - to trust me.
 * Să își bage picioarele (To stick his feet in) - to call it quit.
 * La mama naibii (At the devil's mother) - far away.
 * Să aibă un morcov în fund (To have a carrot in the bum) - to look nervous.
 * Să tragi un pui de somn (To pull a chick of sleep) - to sleep for a short duration.
 * Ca baba și mitraliera (Like an old lady and a machine-gun) - very unfit for the task.
 * Să calci pe bec (To step on a lightbulb) - to make a mistake.
 * Floare la ureche (Flower at ear) - easy.
 * Dus cu pluta (Gone on a raft) - crazy.
 * Sugativă (Blotting paper) - drunkard.
 * Să te îmbeți cu apă rece (To get drunk with cold water) - to fool yourself.
 * Să plimbe ursul (To walk the bear) - to go away and leave me in peace.
 * Să frece menta (To rub the mint) - to waste time.
 * Să taie frunze la câini (To cut leaves at the dogs) - to waste time.
 * Să te aburească (To throw vapors at you) - to try to fool you.
 * Să te bage in ceață (To put you in the fog) - to try to fool you.
 * Să te ducă cu preșul (To carry you with the rug) - to try to manipulate and fool you.
 * Să iei țeapă (To take a spike) - to be fooled, resulting in your own misfortune.
 * Să vândă gogoși (To sell doughnuts) - to tell lies.
 * Praf (Dust) - extremly tierd, low quality.
 * Varză (Cabbage) - extremly tired, low quality.
 * A avea ac de cojocul tău (To have needle for your coat) - To promise revenge.
 * Tufă de Veneția (Venice bush) - stupid.
 * Beton (Concrete) - cool.
 * Minte creață (Curly mind) - unusual ideas.
 * La Paștele cailor (At the horses’ Easter) - it will never happen.
 * Să te lupți cu morile de vânt (To fight with the windmills) - to do pointless things.
 * Să-ți ajungă cuțitul la os (To have the knife reach your bone) - to not be able to take anymore.
 * Să se uite ca cioara la ciolan (To stare like the crow at the bone) - to be confused.
 * Să se uită ca pisica în calendar (To stare like the cat at the calendar) - to be confused.
 * Să bagi mâna-n foc (To put your hand in the fire) - to vouch for someone.
 * Televizorul are purici (The TV has fleas) - there's static on the TV.
 * Ai casa în pantă? (Is your house on a slope?) - suggesting you should close the door.
 * Merge cu cioara vopsită (Walks with the painted crow) - is dishonest, unfair, a liar.
 * Să faci din ţânţar armăsar (To make a stallion out of a mosquito) - to exaggerate.
 * Să căzi din lac în puț (To fall from the lake in the well) - to go from bad to worse.

How to draw
Drawing Romaniaball is simple.
 * 1) Draw the basic circle shap and divide it into three vertical stripes.
 * 2) Colour the stripes respectively of these colours:  blue, yellow , red.
 * 3) Draw two eyes, fill them with white and you've finished.

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