Belgiumball

"All alone in the danger zone."

- Belgiumball at the Eurovision Song Contest.

Belgiumball, officially the is Kingdom of Belgiumball, is a sovereign state and federal constitutional monarchy in Western Europe. He borders Franceball to the South,  Netherlandsball to the North, and  Germanyball and  Luxembourgball to the East. His clay is divided into 3 regions, the Dutch speaking north region called Flandersball, the French speaking south region called Walloniaball, and of course his capital Brusselsball. With an area of 11,787 square miles, Belgium lies in the 140th position in the largest countries in the world.

The headquarters of NATOball and  EUball are located in  Belgiumball's capital:  Brusselsball, that's why he bosses every countryball around a lot. On the other hand, he is also where the biggest rave party in the world, Tomorrowland, is held.

Since his birth, Belgium has acted as a very neutral and peaceful country, with the exception of being dragged into a few wars. He quickly rose to become one of the leading powers of the industrialized European world, and was one of the founding members of NATO and EU. Meaning that since day one Belgium has had a huge amount of affiliates that he’s kept close.

His birthday is on the 4th of October.

History
Ancient myths say Belgiumball is descended from Belgicaball, a province of the ancient  Gaulball. At some point it's clay got concurred by SPQRball. Many countryballs concurred the clay in the centuries afterwards like Spainball,  Austriaball,  Germanyball,  Franceball and  Netherlandsball.

Belgiumball was born in 1830. His parents are Franceball and United Kingdom of the Netherlandsball, this was before  Franceball got married to  Germanyball. His parents met when Franceball took some of  Dutch Republicball's clay in 1795. After he changed his name to the United Kingdom of the Netherlandsball (aka  Netherlandsball),  UKball helped deliver the child, and then secure it's neutrality in 1839's Treaty of London.

The boy eventually grew up to follow in his parents' footsteps, eventually acquiring a slave colony of his own, Congoball, in 1885. It was also during this time, that Belgiumball developed his weird fetish for hands. He was eventually forced to abandon indulging it in 1908, under pressure from his guardian/mentor UKball.



In 1914, German Empireball tried to anschluss Belgiumball, but his guardian and uncle  UKball, as well as his estranged mother  Franceball, came to his rescue, and then eventually his distant cousin  USAball as well. German Empireball was defeated in 1918, and his former clay in East Africa was divided between UKball and Belgiumball. In 1940, however,

German Empireball became Nazi Germanyball raped and anschlussed him again, for 4 years this time, until his distant cousin  USAball came to his rescue once again in 1944.

After that traumatic experience, Belgiumball settled down into a peaceful lifestyle, and eventually gave Democratic Republic of the Congoball his independence in 1960. He was a founding member of both the EU (1957) and  NATO (1948). Nowadays, the EU (his half brother) has his base located in Belgiumball's clay. He tries to be as good a host as possible.

Since the end of World War II Belgiumball suffers a lot from his bipolar disorder. Doctors say he will die soon, since his son Flandersball wants to divorce  Walloniaball.They will maybe be theyre own state or Flandersball will go back to his dad Netherlandsball and Walloniaball will go back to his mom Franceball Since many votes have come back to annexation of Flandersball and Walloniaball. Upon that Belgiumball was assaulted by ISISball on the 22nd of March, 2016, when it attacked  Brusselsball.

Personality
Belgiumball is generally a warm and cheerful ball, but is known to have a split personality. Generally Belgiumball is seen as an innocent waffle and chocolate-lover that doesn't seem to do much wrong. He enjoys life with good food and drinks. He loves eating waffles, chocolates and drinking beer. He is a big fan of EDM and House music. He even organises crazy rave parties to celebrate his love for EDM. Belgiumball also loves sports as Soccer, Tennis and Cycling. His success in these sports do vary a lot though. Belgiumball has a fascination for Renaissance and surrealist art and is also a huge comic-book nerd.

Begiumball made "smurf" and "Tin Tin" and he extremely loves soccer. And he plays it well. His best clothes are ginnes.

Secretly Belgiumball is extremely obsessed with (cut-off) hands. Some say he even took one out on a date once. This is due to his historic fetish for hands, derived from his rape of Congo Free Stateball. He's probably a nerd, but he enjoys life, but mostly bullied by ISISball.

Famous Belgians
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Athletes

 * Eden Hazard
 * Eddy Merckx

Musicians

 * Stromae

Actors

 * [[wikipedia:Jean-Claude Van Damme|Jean-Claude Van Damme

Friends
Almost everyone but the more important ones:
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball - Helped me in WW1 and WW2.
 * [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball - Mother: Abandoned me since I was pregnant (Sometimes fathers pregnant, you know). But I like her very much. Thanks for teaching me french.
 * [[File:Luxembourg-icon.png]] Luxembourgball. Brother and gas station . Really, too irrelevant though.
 * [[File:Netherlands-icon.png]] Netherlandsball - Father: But his father (my grandfather) tried to stop my independence. Thanks for teacching dutch.
 * [[File:Poland-icon.png]] Polandball - Helped me with independence in 19th century
 * [[File:UK-icon.png]] UKball - Guardian/Mentor: He helped secure my freedom twice from Reichtangle and his Grandson.
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - Cool guy, helped me out with the Nazi that time. I am not of Germany!
 * EUball - My half-brother, I host his capital. Don't tell him but Germany and France adopted him from me.

Neutral

 * [[File:Burundi-icon.png]] Burundiball - My former colonial slave.
 * [[File:DR Congo-icon.png]] DR Congoball - My former colonial slave, but he hates me (nao gib hands) . I'm trying to get a better relationship with him though.
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball - Neighbor: Yuor great great grandfather and grandfather both raped me, you know. I still hate yuo
 * [[File:Rwanda-icon.png]] Rwandaball - My former colonial slave.

Enemies

 * Bosnia and Herzegovinaball - KEBABTARDERS, I LEFT A 4-3 ON THEM, MY BONUS STAGE IN THE ELIMINATORIES FOR THE WORLD CUP. 2017, THE BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!! And I helped him to defend kebab 
 * German Empireball - RAPIST NEVER FORGET 1914! ASS STILL HURTS! WHY DIDN'T YUO GO AROUND SWITZERLAND INSTEAD!!!!
 * [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISISball - YUO WILL PAY FOR WHAT YUO DID
 * [[File:Nazi-icon.png]] Nazi Germanyball - RAPIST NEVER FORGET 1940 ASS HURTS A LOT
 * [[File:Wales-icon.png]] Walesball - YUO WILL PAYER FOR ELIMINATING US IN EURO 2016! SOON I WILL BEAT YUO!!

Family

 * [[File:Netherlands-icon.png]] Netherlandsball - Father
 * [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball - Mother
 * [[File:Luxembourg-icon.png]] Luxembourgball - Brother
 * [[File:DR Congo-icon.png]] Democratic Republic of the Congoball - Adoptive Son
 * [[File:Burundi-icon.png]] Burundiball - Adoptive Son
 * [[File:Rwanda-icon.png]] Rwandaball - Adoptive Son
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball - Uncle/Stepfather
 * [[File:EU-icon.png]] EUball - Cousin/Half Brother
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball - Half Brother/Cousin
 * [[File:Austria-icon.png]] Austriaball - Uncle
 * [[File:Denmark-icon.png]] Denmarkball - Uncle
 * [[File:Iceland-icon.png]] Icelandball - Uncle
 * [[File:Norway-icon.png]] Norwayball - Uncle
 * [[File:Sweden-icon.png]] Swedenball - Uncle
 * [[File:Thailand-icon.png]] Thailandball - Aunt
 * [[File:Finland-icon.png]] Finlandball - Uncle
 * [[File:Switzerland-icon.png]] Switzerlandball - Uncle
 * [[File:UK-icon.png]] UKball - Uncle
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - Cousin
 * [[File:Australia-icon.png]] Australiaball - Cousin
 * [[File:New Zealand-icon.png]] New Zealandball - Cousin
 * [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball - Uncle
 * [[File:Portugal-icon.png]] Portugalball - Uncle
 * [[File:Romania-icon.png]] Romaniaball - Uncle
 * [[File:Moldova-icon.png]] Moldovaball - Aunt
 * [[File:Spain-icon.png]] Spainball - Aunt
 * [[File:Andorra-icon.png]] Andorraball - Uncle

Regionballs and Provinceballs

 * [[File:Flanders-icon.png]] Flandersball
 * [[File:West Flanders-icon.png]] West Flandersball
 * [[File:East Flanders-icon.png]] East Flandersball
 * [[File:Flemish Brabant-icon.png]] Flemish Brabantball
 * [[File:Antwerp-icon.png]] Antwerpball
 * [[File:Limburg-icon (Belgium).png]] Limburgball
 * [[File:Wallonia-icon.png]] Walloniaball
 * [[File:Hainaut-icon.png]] Hainautball
 * [[File:Walloon Brabant-icon.png]] Walloon Brabantball
 * [[File:Namur-icon.png]] Namurball
 * [[File:Liege-icon.png]] Liegeball
 * [[File:Luxembourg-icon (Belgium).png]] Luxembourgball (Belgium)
 * [[File:German-speaking Community-icon.png]] German-speaking Communityball
 * [[File:Brussels-icon.png]] Brusselsball (the capital city)