Spainball

"KAKAKAKAKAKA"

- El Risitas (RIP)

, officially the Kingdom of  iholaball Spainball is Mexico 1.0 a countryball located in extreme southwestern Europe, on the Iberian Peninsula. Spainball occupies about 85 percent of the Iberian Peninsula, which it shares with its neighbours Portugalball to the west,  Andorraball to the north with  Franceball, and  Moroccoball to the south by her exclaves. Its clay is divided into 50 provinces, including the capital Madridball, giving Spainball a total of 505 992 square kilometres, making it the largest country in southern Europe. As of 2018, Spainball maintains a population of 46.73 million inhabitants.

Spainball maintains membership in EUball and  NATOball due to being geographically in Europe, as well as the  UNball like almost every other country.

Spainball has a history full of conquerors, inquisitions, conspirations and extreme good luck for maybe one of the most developed countries in Europe, because of those factors mentioned previously Spainball used to have one of the biggest empires in history, but it lost it because they went too far. At least is still stronk in Europe. even stronker now as their all-time rival UKball is gone from there.

Spainball's national day is on the 12th of October.

They didn't participate in any of the World Wars (however, in the middle of World War II, she helped Nazi Germanyball by sending troops to deal with  USSRball and in World War I they supported  Reichtangle and  Austria-Hungaryball because they were good friends.)

From about late August to mid-September every year, they host the Vuelta a España cycling race, one of the three Grand Tours (their sibling Franceball and their other sibling  Italyball host the other two - the Tour and the Giro).

In comics, Spainball usually appears in large groupings with Spanish-speaking countries, interacting with them natural and economic goods; in the comics in which Spainball appears alone, often criticized their internal problems of the country. Another frequent theme in Spainball comics is their history.

Spainball Faces a Threat of Independence of Cataloniaball In the Modern Ages, Due to Fact that the politics in here is really ruined.

Colegas (Friends/Amigos)

 * El Risitas - He's gone... We will remember you, the king of memes. Rest In Peace meme king. :(
 * Armeniaball - I recognize your genocide and we both love each other. Make sure this guy can handle this.
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadáball - Has been mi Best friend for centuries. I salute them with poutines. ¡Always welcome to come here!
 * LGBTball - I love you Gay, 1, 2, 3... Let’s do fitness exercises together!
 * [[File:Portugal-icon.png]] Portugalball - Mejor amigo. PERO NO SIEMPRE FUE MEJOR AMIGO!!! Even if he hates when I call them “West España”, he is still one of mi closest brothers. He's always calm and relaxed, this must have some connection to the ocean (because he always navigates from time to time). But he's still the bootlicker of Great Britain after centuries. He helped me during the civil war, He built a zip line that crosses our borders, so we're really close. Also, we tried to take over the world together one time.
 * [[File:Argentina-icon.png]] Argentinoball - He's my biggest hijo ( or USAball?) and he is muy bueno at fútbol. We both claim UKball's clay. He claims Malvinas and I claim Gibraltar. Rio de la Plata has only one defect: he is quite arrogant and egocentric and wants to be very hard European. A lot of Germanicballs in his clay. Which is because of this he might also be of hiding Naziballs.
 * [[File:Uruguay-icon.png]] Uruguayball - El orgullo de la familia. I'm proud of them. He is the most intelligent of my children, he is also futbolero. Outside of that is outstanding in another thing Pepe Mujica. Unfortunately he became a pothead.
 * [[File:Chile-icon.png]] Chileball - Otro hijo del que estoy muy orgulloso. But I do not understand anything of what he speaks. Not everything is perfect.
 * [[File:Poland-icon.png]] Poloniaball -¡Feliz cumpleaños! ¡100 years of friendship with Poland!
 * [[File:Colombia-icon.png]] Colombiaball - Mi another friend. He is now trying to stay out of trouble (I hope). ¡I'm happy because Nueva Granada told me that he finally ended the civil war from his clay, bravo! He can into cartel.
 * [[File:Costa Rica-icon.png]] Costa Ricaball and [[File:Panama-icon.png]] Panamáball - Mi small and irrelevant hijas who can into HDI, and not into criminals and communists like Nicaraguaball.
 * [[File:Dominican-icon.png]] República Dominicanaball - Another friend of mine y one of los oldest. He also tenía gold, one time I gave them to Franciaball but then I got them back. We've remained en contacto since.
 * [[File:France-icon.png]] Franciaball - Mí hermana mayor. We have fought several times in the past, but now we get along very well. ¿Plus I know EXACTLY how you feel about Bretañaball, but doesn't he look like  USAball on black and white TV?, This hijo de puta stabbed me once on the Napoleonic Wars, I still butthurt about it, but we were supposed to divide Portugal.
 * [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbioball - Buen amigo. We're both kebab removers and have separatists, also I don't recognize Kosovo. I'm sorry for bombing you in 1999.
 * NATOball - España can into Western relevance, I'm also the razón to join them because mi goal is to save mi  commie hijos!!
 * [[File:Cyprus-icon.png]] Chipreball - He Also claims UKball's clay. Schizophrenic, he is now torn between  gyro and  kebab but would remove kebab from Cypriot clay if I could.
 * [[File:Ecuador-icon.png]] Ecuadorball - Jusr like Peruball, he spends time asking for jobs in mi clay.
 * [[File:Equatorial Guinea-icon.png]] Guinea Ecuatorialball - Sí, sí... ¡I also had a Colonia in Africa! But she is a forgettable hijo. Soy had a military disaster there around 1950. But she's far more loyal than this Muslim cabrón.
 * [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italiaball - Mí hermano menor. I and France were always bullying them when he was younger... But now we start to value our family, our language is so similar... I, him and Portugalball had the same problems but we will overcome them together as hermanos. After all, we are one family but I am needing some moneys, so gib when economy back to be good . (See enemies list)
 * [[File:Iraq-icon.png]] Iraqball - best Arab friend because I find him very relatable. Trust me, I know EXACTLY how you feel about [[File:Kurdistan-icon.png]] Kurdistánball.
 * [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesioball - Mi amigo from Southeast Asia, él of likes mi football clubs and watching their matches very much. Also, yo know EXACTLY how yuo feel about [[File:Netherlands New Guinea-icon.png]] Papua Occidentalball.
 * Israelcube - Another kebab removing friend. we also have separatists. ¿Though would it kill you when you're nicer to the Palestinian Christians (especially the Catholic ones)? Also, I'm sorry for expelling your people in the Spanish Inquisition which i will do again.
 * Japónball - ¡Muchas gracias por tus autos, electrónica y anime! Unfortunately, my hijo hates them for beating them in the 2018 FIFA World Cup.
 * [[File:Moldova-icon.png]] Moldaviaball - Same as [[File:Romania-icon.png]] Rumaniaball but a cute Sister with Slavic Latin influence.
 * [[File:New Zealand-icon.png]] Nueva Zelandaball - Mi sobrina who is on the opposite side of the world from me.
 * Palauball - Mi Cute adopted grandhijo, but he doesn't remember I'm his grandparent D : I hope she will make him remember. At least he is good.
 * El Salvadorball - Mi smallest hijo, he now can into safety and social-democracy thanks to his boss since the 1992 Chapultepec Peace Accords.
 * Guatemalaball - My otro Cental American hija, It was the Center of the Captaincy General of Guatemala....BUT NEVER FORGET 1980!!!!
 * Hondurasball - Otro Central American hijo, he produces a lot of coffee, bananas and African palm. But please control your gangs, crime and your migrating population.
 * Paraguayball - Mi hijo who is bullied by his bigger hermanos. Oh, lo siento for scolding. There, there, mama España there for you.
 * [[File:Peru-icon.png]] Perúball - Antes a major American colonial center. Now a nobody without relevance. Was once part of Inca Empireball before I holocausted and anschlussed them in the 16th century. Very Good hijo.
 * [[File:PuertoRico-icon.png]] Puerto Ricoball - ¿Who was of ese again? Oh, it's the hijo with gold. I gavings them algo de autonomía, but later gave them to burger because he he was of attackings them. Also wants into statehood but cannot yet some of his clay want into my clay but I will not confront Murica nowadays.
 * [[File:Romania-icon.png]] Rumaniaball - My poor Eastern European brother. He could have become a great empire like me if he wasn't located right between empires. The best prostitutes in [[File:Madrid-icon (city).png]] Madridball are Romanians.
 * Corea del Surball - Ella es la mejor Corea. She is way better than her villainous clone. It also made me the setting for one of her popular K-dramas! ¡She also defeated that  debt collector on football jajajajaja!
 * [[File:UK-icon.png]] UKball - My good Friend along with France. We used to be rivals once, but we're okay from now. (See neutral list)
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - He used to took mi clay. But we're mostly fine now, because he is also the hijo of mi and  UKball. Some of his states have a mis nietos. Other than that we got along with each other after the Spanish-American War.¡But stop calling me  Mexico!

Relaciones Complicadas (Neutral/Neutros)

 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Alemaniaball - I don't need your monies because I'm still a powerful countryball like in the old times and... Now my economy is rising faster than yours (3.2% each year). ¡One day I will surpass tu and then tu will be in debt to me! ¡MUAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA! We're still friends though.
 * [[File:Mexico-icon.png]] Mexicoball - Mi favorite criminal hijo. Plox get rid of your drug cartels and gangs. But he's still makings me proud to be his mami with his production. Junior, I don't understand why you changed your name to México... New Spain (Spain Jr.) It was a better name.
 * [[File:Netherlands-icon.png]] Países Bajosball - Father of [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesiaball, I occupied his clay for some time. He was also my rival in FIFA World Cup 2010 and 2014. But we're fine now.
 * [[File:Ireland-icon.png]] Irlandaball - PIIGS member who is a party animal como yo ¡¡¡BUT YUOR IRA supports  MI TRAITOROUS HIJOS SO REMOVE!!! [[File:Spanish Empire-icon (tangle).png]] Otherwise... [[File:Spanish Empire-icon (tangle).png]]
 * [[File:Philippines-icon.png]] Filipinasball - I can't believe I let USAball annex her, I could have took you back but I was too weak to do so. Sorry por that, mi adoptive asian hija. I'm still love yuo. I'm also proud of [[File:Duterte-icon.png]] yuor president right nao por removing drugs unlike my drug criminal addict hijo, you have grown strong, smart, and a loving countryball. Tú proven tú mismo into removings ISIS, keep doing that. (Also yuo know what forget the fight with Magellan that fight has a similar situation with me, taxes...) And thank you for not recognizing the traitor who I of hatings so mucho. We have a  common enemy. Also STOP REPLACING YOUR NAME INTO MAHARLIKHA . The name "Philippines" looks better on you, even all of your National Heroes who fought against me still calling you that.  She was also my ex lover and I'm still miss yuo. AND STOP SAYING PUTO PLOX!!, PUTO IS NOT OP DESSERT!!
 * [[File:Turkey-icon.png]] Turquíaball - He is of kebab but at least he not of supporting [[File:Catalonia-icon.png]] MI TRAIDOR hijo who wants to remove 1/3 of my economy.  ¡¡¡  BUT IF YUO INTO JIHAD ON ME I ANSCHLUSS YUO!!!  But please stop being rude to Armeniaball and  Greciaball!
 * Taiwanball - I have some East Asian hijos who are now part of Taiwan's clay, especially Taipeiball. His biggest province (Taiwan Provinceball) was Dutch Formosaball, mi dead hijo(Spanish Formosaball)'s brother who was colonised by Japan, and then became part of Taiwan. I'm thankful that we have representative offices. Gib bubble tea and "Taiwan Can Help" aid!
 * Argeliaball - Tú eres un bueno amigo who sell me petróleo. Son of Franceball. But please be nicer to your mom!
 * Arabia Sauditaball - Even though he recognizes Kosovoball and hates  mi amigos, at least we both hate  mi traidorous hijos.
 * [[File:Morocco-icon.png]] Marruecosball - He is fine sometimes. We are trading partners and do business and have many people of them in my country. But... (see enemies below)
 * [[File:UK-icon.png]] UKball - ¡¡ERES UN PIRATA!! NUNCA OLVIDARÉ QUE ATACASTE Y ROBASTE MIS BARCOS LLENOS DE ORO Y PLATA ¡¡¡GIB-RALTAR!!! ¡¡MIENTES, GILIPOLLAS, NADA DE PIRATAS INGLESES POR AQUÍ!! But STILL, gib tourism too. I won't rape any monas there! Lo prometo. Well now tension is dying down and I'm starting to be ok with them keeping Gibraltar. We have been spending a lot of time together watching bullfights and sometimes having siestas in the summer. For now he is fine with me.
 * Palestinaball - ¡I don't have good relationships with them! All of my amigos say to be mean to him! But maybe yuo not so bad...
 * Nicaraguaball - One of my children in Central America who hates my traitor hijo, ¡¡¡¡BUT REMOVE ANTI-IMPERIALISTA AND STOP SUPPORTING  MY STUPID COMMIE CHILD!!!!
 * [[File:Belgium-icon.png]] Bélgicaball - We are okay in most of the time. (See enemies list)
 * Ukraineball - No strong opiniones, but we both have mutual odio for idiotas separatistas.

Separatistas y Gilipollas (Enemies/Enemigos)

 * [[File:Belgium-icon.png]] Bélgicaball - ¡¡¡GIB PUIGDEMONT AND ALL SEPARATISTS NOW!!!
 * Iranball - ¡¡Jajajaja!! ¿¿1-0?? ¡I defeat yuo so bad!
 * [[File:Catalonia-icon.png]] Cataluñaball, [[File:Basque-icon.png]] Basqueball and Galiciaball - ¡¡¡TRAIDORES!!! ¡¡¡ME ODIAN YUO THREE SO MUCHO!!! ¡¡¡PAIS VASCO, GALICIA Y CATALUÑA SON ESPAÑOLES!!! ¡¡¡YUO ARE OF MI CLAY, YUO WILL NEVER INTO INDEPENDENCE MUAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!! ¡¡¡2017 AND 2018 BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE!!! ¡¡¡REMOVE COMMIE, REMOVE ASKATASUNA, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, I HATE YUO ALL OF THE THREE I ANSCHLUSS YUO, CABRONES!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
 * [[File:Morocco-icon.png]] Marruecosball - ¡This cobarde es un son of su puta madre! ¡Aléjate de mis hijos! ¡¡¡AND STOP SUPPORTING KEBAB IN ANDALUSIA, ANDALUSIA IS OF SPAIN AND NOT YUOR CLAY!!! ¡¡¡STAHP!!! ¡¡¡JUST STAHP!!! 
 * Al-Qaedaball - I HATE YUO DESDE 11-M, I NO LIKE CERCANÍAS TRAINS EXPLODING, QUE TE JODAN POR GILIPOLLAS!!! Even if Aznar was the culpable, remember, MADRID REMEMBERS.
 * [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISISball - Mira, gilipollas, yuo are a terrible kebab and yuo murdered Paris and if you tried to remake el puñetero musulmán (AL-ANDALUS)... ¡¡¡LE VOY A METER UN MISIL A TU YIHADISTA MADRE, VIVA LA RECONQUISTA!!! ¡¿BARCELONA, ESTÁS BIEN?! ¡DAMN YOU, ISIS! ¡¡¡I WILL LOOK FORWARDS TO ANOTHER RECONQUISTA!!!  venir a por mi, pero con la cara destapada
 * COMMUNISTAS ESTÚPIDAS!  - ¿Mi hijos, why did you betray me so bad? You decided to ally with these commies. Why you got to do this, and now you hate and call me an Imperialista. ¡¡REMOVE COMMIE!! ¡¡¡AND STOP SUPPORTING THAT  TRAIDOR!!![[File:Spanish Empire-icon (tangle).png]]    [[File:Spanish Empire-icon (tangle).png]]. I'm a social-democracy... unlike you two which is a Communist dictatorships. 
 * USSRball - ¡¡¡TU ARE LA RAZON MI HIJOS BECAME INTO COMUNISTA, YUO BRAINWASHED THEM YUO PUTA!!!! I hate you for this and you will never spread your stupid ideology here. ¿¿Oh wait you're dead??¡¡¡¡Great!!!! I will never forgive you for all of this..
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Rusiaball - ¡¡¡¡YOU ELIMINATED ME IN COPA DEL MUNDO, TU hijo DE PUTA!!!!¡¡¡¡REMOVE VODKA!!!!  My evil sons are the slaves of them and is el culpable for  Cataluñaball being a separatist.
 * Sudáfricaball - He hates me because I won the 2010 FIFA World Cup! IKER CASILLAS STRONK!!!
 * USAball (formerly) - ¡¡This Puta stole the Philippines, Guam, Palau, Puerto Rico, hispanloa, cuba and almost all my Islands in general that I worked hard to annex!!! ¡¡¡REMOVE BURGER!!!
 * Corea del Norteball - ¡ERES UNA COREA FALSA! ¡SOUTH KOREA IS COREA VERDADERA TU HIJO DE PUTA! ¡REMOVE KIM FAMILY AND JUCHE!¡¡¡HE'S ALSO FRIENDS WITH MY  COMMIE HIJOS!!! ¡AND DON'T YOU EVER TRY NUKING ME TU HIJO DE PUTA! One of the guy in mi clay support tu though.
 * Kurdistánball - ¡MIDDLE EAST VERSION OF ' TRAIDOR! ¡¡REMOVE KURDS!! ¡TU OP BELONG TO ' IRAQ!
 * Crimeaball - Eres un parte of Ucrainaball's clay and that's final.
 * GEORGE PUTA SOROS - ¡HOW DARE YUO SUPPORT TRAIDOR, EVEN   Mi Evil Hijo HATES YUO!! [[File:Spanish Empire-icon (tangle).png]]   [[File:Spanish Empire-icon (tangle).png]]
 * Italyball (During Football) - ¡¡¡DIOS MIO!!! ¿1-1? ¡YUO LITTLE PIZZA SWINE! ¡¡I WILL OF REMOVE YUO FROM THE WORLD, AND I WILL COME BACK LATER TO DEFEAT YOU!! REMOVE PIZZA & PASTA, [[File:Spanish Empire-icon (tangle).png]]  [[File:Spanish Empire-icon (tangle).png]].
 * Papua Occidentalball - ¡INDONESIAN VERSION OF ' TRAIDOR! ¡¡REMOVE WEST PAPUA!! ¡TU OP BELONG TO ' INDONESIA!
 * Chinaball - I hate tu for being friends with mi  commie hijos.

Regionballs

 * Andalusiaball - My most famous and proud hijo, who loves all the Spanish clichés like flamenco, corrida and siesta. Mucha ethnic diversity and hot climate here.  But there are tons of kebab and they keep invading my clay so REMOVE KEBAB!!! His name comes from Al Andalus and I secretly dislike them.
 * Aragonball - Padre. Has mostly mountains clay. He tiene its own language but no one speaks it ii usually forget them few population few votes
 * Asturiasball - Former kebab remover hijo with bad climate and proud culture. Quite irrelevante though. Thinks he of Celtic like Galiciaball.
 * Balearic Islandsball - It's all hippies, Germans and DJ's here.
 * Basqueball - Very, very racist proud and angry hijo who wants to rejoin his intergalactic brethren into independence because of his weird language and high HDI. But seriously REMOVE ASKATASUNA!!! REMOVE ETA!!! YUO NOT OF  6BALL!!! PAIS VASCO ES ESPANA!!! 1980s NEVER FORGET!!! 2018 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE MUAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HATE YUO SO MUCH I ANSCHLUSS YUO!!! But still of bien hijo.
 * Canary Islandsball - A enclave of Cuba y Venezuela en Africa. He is my coolest hijo. BUT REMOVE INDEPENDENCE!!!
 * Cantabriaball - Irrelevant regionball in the north, has also bad weather like his neighbours.
 * Castile and Leónball - He is of religious and quite nostalgic, many historical lugares there.
 * Castilla-La Manchaball - South Franconia Mostly desert clay and low population, nothing special except wine.
 * Cataloniaball (Spain) - He has 1/3 of my economy and is favorite tourist spot, especially for bull fighting. That is why I will not let them into independencia. ¡¡¡¡¡HIJUEP**A!!!!! REMOVE INDEPENDENCE, YUO NOT OF REAL COUNTRY AND NEVER WILL BE!!! EVERYONE IN EL MUNDO HATE YUOR ESTUPIDO GUTS!!! I HATE YUOR STUPID PRESIDENT, I WILL PUT them EN LA PUTA CÁRCEL!!! 2017 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!! I SHOULD HAVE HOLOCAUSTED YUO AFTER ALL WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE!!! I'M NOT SORRY FOR OPERATION ANUBIS, YUO DESERVED EVERY BEATING COMING TO YUO!!! NOW SHUT UP AND PAY TAXES IMMEDIATELY OR I HOLOCAUST YUO FOR REAL!!!
 * Extremaduraball - Mi poorest hijo. Many conquistadores were from this region.
 * Galiciaball (Spain) - Celto Hue hijo. I not of knowings if he is a separatist or no. But seriously though GALEGO ES ESPANA!!! YUO ARE NOT OF CELTIC, YUO ARE MINE!!! But he is still good hijo.
 * La Riojaball (Spain) - Good wine here!
 * Madridball - Mi capital y centro económico. Viva el Rey!
 * Murciaball - Was of kebab in the past, now a irrelevant region in the south. Pero, stop with the Estados Unidos jokes.
 * Navarreball - Basque son who lives near Franceball's border, he has strange traditions like bullfighting in the streets.
 * Valenciaball - Son who likes partying, drugs and summer, he can into many touristmonies. Don't be friend with that IDIOT UP NORTH!
 * Melillaball - Moroccoball wants él, but he is mi hijo and I will protect them.
 * Ceutaball - The same of Melillaball, but he está más cerca.

Trivia (Trivialidades)

 * Together she and Franceball as a Daughter of  Latin.
 * Spainball was a 4th Largest European empire in history i have this this for conquerd the world!!
 * El Ristas was Born in Her Clay but he died.
 * She has the oldest 2 son Mexicoball and  Argentinaball Si he is my oldest hijos in my familia.
 * Matador is her Favorite evenets but Cataloniaball (Spain) bans the events Yuo are Puta How dare yuo ban those!!
 * She has Four Daughters Costa Ricaball,  Panamaball,  Equatorial Guineaball,  Philippinesball, and  Guatemalaball wow i have 5 Hijas ok and they happy.
 * they also has Bad Children i know Venezuelaball and  Cubaball are my Bad Hijo in my Familia.

Links

 * Facebook page

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