Switzerlandball

"Why weren't yuo of neutral?"

- Switzerland

Switzerlandball is a countryball located in Europe. It represents the Swiss Confederation. Switzerlandball is known for it's neutrality, cheese, chocolate, eating dogs, lakes, mountains, gold, banks and clocks. It is very rich and cares a lot about its money.

Switzerland's father was Holy Roman Empireball and his brothers and sisters are Germanyball, Austriaball, Franceball, Italyball, and Liechtensteinball who is also its best friend. Before it was neutral Switzerlandball had very good mercenaries which lead to destruction of Duchy of Burgundyball, its former enemy.

Switzerland is sometimes mocked for its cross, mainly by Polandball which according to one comic lead to Blitzkrieg. Switzerland usually gets annoyed when people think that it is a doctor because of her cross and it usually says some bad advices (for example she told Canada to stab himself with an axe because of a headache he had which lead to creation of Quebec). The real doctor is actually Austriaball (Doctor Österreich).

Switzerland's nickname is Switzi or Switzy and she is known to dislike Christmas trees because of Operation Tannenbaum, where Germany tried to anschluss Switzerland. Switzerland sometimes wears an apple on its head which refers to William Tell a famous Swiss hero.

Switzi is also well known for its perfect railway system and trains that arrive always on time.

Switzerland cannot into war.

Switzerlandball makes some great watches, like Patek Philippe, Vacheron Constantin, Breguet, Rolex, Tagheuer, Cartier, Audemars Piguet, Frank Muller, Hublot, Jaeger LeCoultre. He is a major country in nanotechnology.

Relationships

 * Austriaball - Good husband (if Switzerlandball was gay) and is also doctor
 * Liechtensteinball - Brother and friend who is best microstate!
 * Germanyball - Bruter who likes war
 * Merkelreichtangle - NEVER NEVER NEVER
 * SPQRball - The best father a son could ever have
 * Norwayball - Friend who will not into EU too
 * Denmarkball - Flag stealer and friend
 * Polandball - Love our flag
 * USAball - He loves hot chocolate
 * Japanball - Love to take pictures of our grass
 * Indiaball - Love to watch movies made in our Alps
 * Chinaball - Love to make fake version of our watches
 * Belgiumball - We make better chocolate
 * Wisconsinball - We make better cheese
 * Israelcube - We make better bankers
 * Bhutanball - Asian version of us
 * Burundiball - African version of us
 * Coloradoball - American version of us
 * ISISball - I may be of neutrals but I will fund those who want to wipe yuo off the map
 * Gypsyball - Yes I am a bank for Yuorope no yuo may not have my monies
 * Vatican Cityball - Yes I am going to suply yuo with my guards

Images and comics

 * Countriesthatborderthealps.pngeiß
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