Chinaball

"为人民 币 服务！(Serve the People 's Currency (Renminbi) !)"

"苟利国家生死以，岂因祸福避趋之！(I will do whatever it takes to serve my country even at the cost of my own life, regardless of fortune or misfortune to myself.)"

Chinaball (中国球 / 中华人民共和国球), prefers calling himself Zhongguoball), or PRCball, is a really large and relevant country in Asia, with a very large influence in culture especially in East Asia.

Chinaball rivals Indiaball to have the longest heredity, one of his oldest ancestors being the  Qinball. Chinaball claims to still be of communist, but he actually is of capitalist but just has a communist shell. . Today Chinaball is a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a group formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball.

Ancient Chinaball
So a very long long time ago, China used to be land full of nomadic 1balls. Then one day a man named Huangdi came arong and China can into civilization. The Hanball say they have the descendants of Yandi and Huangdi, because they were the father figures of China. The Xiaball,  Shangball, and  Zhouball ruled until civil wars created chaos.

ImperChinaball
Then Qinball beat all the warring states and unified China. He anschlussed clay from Baiyueball and Xiongnuball. To keep Chinaball safe from Mongols, he built the Great Wall. Qinball also tried to anschluss Vietnamball. Then there were some civil wars until  Yuanball defeated  Chinaball. They anschlussed so much clay that they collapsed and Mingball alised. He was stronk and made the ships that destroyed the filthy Portugal navy. But in 1644 those Manchuballs conquered China.

During XIX century, UKball was colonizing. He wanted Asian colonies, so he sold opium to China. Qingball tried to end the trades, but started the Opium Wars, ended with British victory and the rest of  British Hong Kongball. Other imperial powers did the same too and occupied different part of Qingball's coastal clay. Then, there was the Taiping rebellion, which was one of the deadliest conflicts in history. After, the Japanese Empireball invaded China, Korea and Taiwan.

Qingball realized that he was no longer a great empire, due to a weakness of its rulers. China ended his dynasties and became a republic.

Modern Chinaball
Nationalist China was the first republic, only to fear with Communist Chinaball inspired by the lies of Soviet Unionball. Chinese Civil War got started between the Communists and the  Nationalists. Then the Japanese became allies of Naziball and invaded China in the name of their God-Emperor. They massacled Nankingball. So the Nationalists and the Communists carried for remove after being raped Japanese Empireball from China, before it split into a bunch of Warlord cliques.

After WWII China defeated Japanball and the communists exiled the nationalists into  Taiwanball.

She also owned the computer technology company Lenovo,and maybe even Acer (founded in Taiwanball). She also had many cal companies such as JAC,Chang'an, Chely, FAW and BYD but they never made it to USAball.

Just recently, Chinaball cerebrated the 70th anniversary of the end of World War II by showing off her awesome military. She has arso won the bid for 2022 Winter Olympics and the 2015 Asia FIBA, which she also become the champion of it.She is also constructing the Splarty islands in the south China sea and it's being man made.

Stereotypes
In Polandball, China's speech sometimes has "R"s and "L"s swapped to make fun at how all Asians supposedly speak, although in reality the majority of Chinese and Koreans can pronounce these words just fine, unlike the Japanese, which does have this issue of mixing up the two letters. In Japanese, there are many English loan words, for example the word “ball”; however, in these loan words, the “l” sound is usually pronounced as a “r” sound. Hence in Japanese, “ball” is pronounced. This lead to the misconception in the west that Asians tend to mix up the the two letters. On the contrary, in most Chinese languages, there are fewer loan words. Moreover, in Mandarin, the most widely spoken Chinese language, there are distinct “r” sound and “l” sound. Notheless, the general poor clarity of the Chinese when they speak in English does contribute to the misconception.

Administrative divisions
Most of them usually have the same personality as Chinaball and don't have a flag of their own, which explains why not many of them appear in the comics.

Provinces

 * Anhuiball
 * Fujianball
 * Gansuball
 * Guangdongball
 * ( Guangzhouball)
 * Guizhouball
 * Hainanball
 * Hebeiball
 * Heilongjiangball
 * ( Harbinball)
 * Henanball
 * ( Kaifengball)
 * Hubeiball
 * Hunanball
 * Jiangsuball
 * ( Suzhouball)
 * Nanjingball
 * Yangzhouball)
 * Jiangxiball
 * ( Shangraoball)
 * Jilinball
 * ( Yanbianball)
 * Liaoningball
 * Qinghaiball
 * Shaanxiball
 * ( Xi'anball)
 * Shandongball
 * ( Qingdaoball)
 * Weihaiball)
 * Shanxiball
 * Sichuanball
 * Yunnanball
 * Zhejiangball
 * Taiwanball *

Autonomous regions

 * Guangxiball
 * Inner Mongoliaball im best Mongolia
 * Ningxiaball
 * Xinjiangball
 * Tibetball

Municipalities

 * Beijingball
 * Chongqingball
 * Shanghaiball
 * Tianjinball

SARs

 * Hong Kongball
 * Macauball
 * Taiwanball *
 * Tringapore * (Potential SAR)

* sooner or later xixixixi

Relationships
China claims to preserve diplomatic independence and neutrality, and therefore doesn't align itself with any other powers. Still, it constantly takes sides and has better relationship with some countries (ex. her current buddies Russiaball and  Pakistanball) than with others, with accumulating global influences. She bullies Vietnamball, Philippinesball, and many more South East Asians because basically her husband Sovietball died of liver cancer in 1993.

朋友 (Friends)

 * [[File:Soviet-icon.png]] Sovietball - My Husband currently dead... I sure miss him. REMEMBER SINO-SOVIET Split!
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball - China's best friend. Also a member of BRICS and ally against capitalist pigs. xixi. Former USSR.
 * [[File:Laos-icon.png]] Laosball- communist ally!
 * [[File:Mongolia-icon.png]] Mongoliaball - Used to anchruss Zhong Guo in 1210, now he's irrerevant. STAY AWAY FROM NEI MONGOL AND NINGXIA!!! STAY AWAY FROM OUR WALL!!
 * [[File:Afghan-icon.png]] Afghanistanball - We sold weapons to them along with USAball during the Soviet-Afghan war to fight that treachelous Soviet threat. However, I may  want to reconsider...
 * [[File:Myanmar-icon.png]] Myanmarball- enjoy good military relations, but remove immigrants. Stay away from Kokangball !
 * [[File:Pakistan-icon.png]] Pakistanball - Array against curry. We sell weapons to them. But I should reconsider. He is my ally only because I want access to Africa's coast. But for monies sake, don't attack curry.
 * [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball- Is of good friend
 * [[File:Bangladesh-icon.png]] Bangladeshball - Anothel ally against curry. He loves our submarines!
 * NepalRawr - Great trading partner. I help him since India blockade him. But share Himalaya and Everest plox. Also the good spot to attack India
 * [[File:Brunei-icon.png]] Bruneiball - One of your kebab friends who gib us oil. Their sultan was buried in our grorious clay.
 * [[File:Malaysia-icon.png]] Malaysiaball - Our ancesters had been friends since the biggining of time. Loves made in china. Best kebab friend and ally against adobo plox. (Nansha Islands is mine!gib back!)
 * [[File:Thailand-icon.png]] Thailandball - Their former prime minister is of Chinese descent. xixixi. No pro-China and bought submarine from me.
 * [[File:Singapore-icon.png]] Tringapore - Majority of their popuration is Chinese. Also, rich Chinese businessman do business there. Potential SAR xixixi
 * Macauball - Although he is a SAR like Hong Kong, I like him much more than his rebellious brother, who can't shut up about freedom and democracy. He is such a wimp good child. So I can control him easily xixi. Also I like to squander my huge money in his casinos. It's very great to corruption kill time xixixixixixi.
 * [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesiaball - They're fond of our products. 谢谢 (also secretly allied to fight Malaysia in near future)
 * Romaniaball- Trading partners. We give toys, they food (especially dogs).
 * [[File:Cambodia-icon.png]] Cambodiaball - We herped them fight against Phở!
 * [[File:Argentina-icon.png]] Argentinaball - I really don't know, fellow G20 member. We helped them fight against Tea!
 * [[File:Brazil-icon.png]] Brazilball - Fellow BRICS member although I hate Hue.
 * [[File:Venezuela-icon.png]] Venezuelaball - I sell him weapons! gib oil.
 * [[File:Cuba-icon.png]] Cubaball - Socialist comrade in the Caribean why yuo not of free market?
 * [[File:Mauritius-icon.png]] Mauritiusball - Both him and I hate Tea for taking our clay!
 * [[File:South Korea-icon.png]] South Koreaball (sometimes) - Used to hate him for being capitalist but I realised he is a better trading partner, and a better Korea unlike his hat who mumbles about nukes. Now currently my best ally against Sushi! But prease don't into THAAD! Hey! I told yuo nat to! Remove THAAD NAO Or Else!
 * [[File:Australia-icon.png]] Australiaball - He sells us minerals!
 * [[File:New Zealand-icon.png]] New Zealandball - Great trading partners! Many Chinese come educate and visit here! And gib Fonterra!
 * [[File:South Africa-icon.png]] South Africaball - Fellow BRICS member. Gib minerals.
 * [[File:African Union-icon.png]] African Unionball - Place for good investment! Also buys my weapons
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball - He sell me Alberta oil! He also loves pandas!
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - He sells our stuff! (will invade us someday). But his president used to hate us but now we're cool. Stop calling us Ching Chong!
 * Iowaball - He gives me beef, pork and other farming related things. Our president lived there to learn about how they farm.Their governor is now of ambassador to our clay
 * [[File:Czech-icon.png]] Czechball - Best European country which loves China and wants to cooperate with our great socialist country.
 * [[File:Iran-icon.png]] Iranball - Trading partners. I give him Weapons but he hates everyone in UNball's council including USAball except me XIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXI
 * [[File:Egypt-icon.png]] Egyptball - buys my weapons and hates tea for stealing his treasures.
 * Gambiaball - Withdrew recognition of Taiwanball.
 * [[File:Israel-icon.png]] Israelcube - Comes to eat food on Chlismas Day. Thankings yuor weapon Free Palestine!
 * [[File:Iran-icon.png]] [[File:Syria-icon.png]] [[File:Palestine-icon.png]] [[File:Saudi Arabia-icon.png]] Most kebabs - Third world dictatorships like me comlade! Also gib oil.

中立 (Neutral)

 * [[File:Turkey-icon.png]] Turkeyball - They of willings to buy our anti-air missile equipment, but won't shut up about Xinjiang. BTW, FREE KURDISTAN! However, part of Remove Tea!
 * [[File:ASEAN-icon.png]] ASEANcoin - I will anchluss the Nansha and Xisha islands, they are of grourious Zhongguo clay! Just trading partners. Even though I hate some of their people! xixixixixi!
 * [[File:India-icon.png]] Indiaball -Flenemy. Although I may not like you, you are a member of BRICS and friend of Russia. Can into SCO.
 * North Koreaball  - BFFs during Korean War, now annoying neighbour who wont shut up about nukes and capitalist pig-dogs. Used to be our best ally against Sushi. Now we have to remove his bank privileges!  SHUT UP OR YOU WILL BE MY NEXT SAR!!! STUDID FAIRED PUPPET!
 * [[File:Greece-icon.png]] Greeceball - Gib port!
 * [[File:Bhutan-icon.png]] Bhutanball - Just happy and authentic littre buddhist kingdom. I won't hurt you. (India's puppet.) But Dokram, Jakarrung, and Pasamrung of mine. Also Tibet cannot into country.
 * [[File:Philippines-icon.png]] Philippinesball - Duterte best President! We of signings treaty and warm share of clay! Have funds with my investments. he reminds me of marcos somehow... SPOILERS: He actually is a rip off of Marcos... look at Mindanao! Martial Law! 1960's all over again!
 * [[File:Spain-icon.png]] Spainball - He hates Tea for taking  Gibraltarball like  Hong Kongball, but give Cueta and Meriria to Morocco!
 * [[File:Mexico-icon.png]] Mexicoball - Good trading partners. (Hi Amerika, I'm trading with your neighbor now! xixixixi) Remove burger, but remember Torreon Massacre.
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball - Wo of not knowings yuo, but you of likings our 啤酒! However, remember WW2!
 * [[File:Ukraine-icon.png]] Ukraineball - She teaches wo how to build fancy big ships and planes. But otherwise don't talk a lot though. Also she is mad at my best friend [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball.

敌人 (Enemies)

 * [[File:Japan-icon.png]] Japanball - (AKA: THE UNHOLY NAZI RAPIST IMPERIUM OF ANIME)  AIYA!!!! THE PSYCHOTIC ARCHENEMY OF THE HEAVENLY KINGDOM OF CHINA SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING OF TIME!!! REMEMBER NANKING MASSACRE AND COMFORT WOMEN!!! GREAT GLORIOUS CHINESE FIREWALL STRONK!!! REMOVE DECADENT NAZI ANIME, REMOVE KAWAII, REMOVE DEMONIC RAPIST HENTAI, REMOVE OTAKU, REMOVE WEEABOOS, REMOVE 4CHAN (ISN'T ACTUALLY BLOCKED), REMOVE XIAORIBENREN! REMOVE TENTACRE PORN! FUCK RIBEN AND THEIR USE OF ANIME TO MAKE THEMSELVES SUPREME IN CYBERSPACE!!! SHINZO ABE IS THE EVIL REINCARNATE OF TOJO! KOREA AND CHINA UNITE AGAINST XIAORIBENREN GUIZI! WO OF ANSCHRUSSING YUO AND WIll SEE HOW OF IT FEERINGS TO BE ANSCHRUSSED!!! Although they of freak, we still of neutral.BUT STAY AWAY FROM GRORIOUS ZHONGGUO!!! REMOVE SUSHI!!!.... dipshit.ill nuke you too you idiot
 * [[File:UK-icon.png]] UKball -  GOVERNMENT WARNING, REMOVE OPIUM AFTER YOU SMOKE! OPIUM SMOKING IS DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH! Burned down my precious gorld and lots of my clay and forced to pay huge amount of money !! stupid UK!  1840 WORST YEAR OF MY(Qingball's) LIFE!!!!!! Took lots of treasures and art from us like they always do (most notably Greeceball and  Egyptball). He took MY SON   Hong Kongball from me for 150 years. 1842 DAMN IT!!!(also for Qingball) Still won't aporogise. Please  Hong Kong isn't yuo anymore. JUST DON'T CARE  HONG KONG'S THING AND BACK TO DRINK YOU'R TEA!!! But gib downton abbey and land rover . ALSO,yuo stole my TEA CULTURE!!!! CHINA TEA IS THE REAL TEA!!!NOT YUO ENGLISH RED FAKE TEA!!!AND CHINA TEA IS THE BEST TEA EVER!!!!!
 * [[File:Taiwan-icon.png]] Taiwanball - (AKA FAKE CHINA) "One China-Two systems" good for Taiwan.  I am of thinkings about giving SARs so Umberalla Revorution will end. Comeback to me! Yuo are of mine! Amrarika weak China Stronk!
 * Hong Kongball - Yuo are of mine! Shut the F**K up and be my puppet ! I'm your new rapist papa! Not the Stupid F**king Tea! Xixixixi No Election for yuo. No any political books about curse me! Big China stronk! But prease still continue to have milk powder.
 * Indiaball -  stupid ā sān!!!!! Remove Curry!Remove "YINDU SHENYOU"! F**K OFF YUOR FAKE ARUNACHAL PRADESH! IT IS GLORIOUS CHINESE CLAY!REMOVE YUOR STUPID PEOPLE FROM MY CLAY.HAVE YOU ALREADY FORGOT 1962?DO YUO WANT TO LET ME KICK YUOR ASS AGAIN? JUST EAT YUOR SHIT AND CLEAN YUOR AS**OLE WITH YUOR HANDS!!  STUPID ā sān! also,I will let yuor Northeast Territories Independence and let me anschruss them!Especially Sikkim,Assam and Manipur!I will also let Kashmir and Gujarat into Pakistan Clay! XIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXI 
 * South Koreaball (sometimes) - Stop being a USA puppet and remove THAAD! O YEAH MARCH 23 IS A BEST DAY ! China is stronger than South Korea in Helong Stadium! I can into keepings Jeju.
 * Donald Trump: Korea was part of China!
 * China: ... *Looks at South Korea and sneaks up* yeess... it was... United China-icon (tangle).png *tries to anschluss S. Korea*
 * South Korea: Zzz...Weh...?! Hey! Stop!!!
 * China: *Looks away*
 * [[File:Portugal-icon.png]] Portugalball (sometimes) - Remove HUE! Took MY SON Macauball from me and only returned him in 1999. Still won't aporogise.
 * [[File:Vietnam-icon.png]] Vietnamball - Oh gosh Vietnamese monkeys yuor northern half is mine!!! I won 1979 not rearry and 1988! XIXI! Remove Phở! Xisha and Nasha is mine, in yuor face!!!
 * [[File:Philippines-icon.png]] Philippinesball (not so much anymore) - FUCK-SLAVE JAPAYUKIS STILL SUCKING DICKS OF NAZI OPPRESSORS!!! Yultong Bridge is of crapitalist propaganda! Remove Weeaboo-puppet Barut and Adobo! Nansha and Huangyan is of wo!  MALAYSIA AND CHINA UNITE AGAINST XIAOFEILIUBINREN GUIZI! XIXIXIXI, I won FIBA BID AND FIBA ASIA CHAMPIONSHIP FERUBIN GUIZI! XIXIXIXIXIXIXIXI! But since your current president took office, so I may look the other way, BUT REMEMBER SOUTH CHINA SEA IS OF MINE! But now he is be great for me now.
 * [[File:Malaysia-icon.png]] Malaysiaball (sometimes) - AIYAAAA! Remove Nasi remak! Nansha is of grorious Zhongguo cray!
 * [[File:Brunei-icon.png]] Bruneiball (sometimes) - Remove Ketupat! Nansha and oil of South China Sea is of Zhongguo plopelty!
 * [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesiaball (sometimes) (Future)- REMOVE INDONESIA HOW dare you TO HAVE TAIWAN HAINAN DIE NOW REMOVE SATAY NUKE YOU NUKE JAKARTA South China Sea belongs to China
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball (sometimes) -  I will take back Outer Manchuria! We had terrtiorial disputes.
 * [[File:Myanmar-icon.png]] Myanmarball (once only) - he accidentally bombed my clay and exposed how easily my airspace can be breached.
 * Argentinaball (once only) - Aiya? Why you sink my fishing boat?!? I thought we were allies? This bitch is of responsible for mocking my accent on Twitter. She apologized for this
 * [[File:Uyghur-icon.png]] Uyghurball - No independence for yuo! Xinjiang is an inalienable part of the inviolable territory of Zhōngguó! Xixixixixixi!
 * [[File:Tibet-icon.png]] Tibetball - Tibet is of China! Remove Darai Lama! Tibet is also an inarienable part of the inviorabre territory of mine! Not rearry
 * [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISISball - Aiya! Stay away from Xinjiang! OR WO WILL CRUSH YOU!, GO AWAY WITH YOUR ALLAHU ABKAR, CHINA WILL GROW RARGE AND WILL HIT YOUR TERRORITY AND THEN YOU CAN SAY GOODBYO TO LIFE XIXIXIXIXIXIXI!
 * North Koreaball - Former ally, now a very annoying ball who wont shut up about nukes. South Koreaball is of much better than him. He gets no coal for a week as punishment if he no shut up about nukes. Seriously, the Cold War is over, I decided to move on and industrialize myself with "market socialism," and you still want to throw a bomb in USAball. Seriously, when will you also try "Market Socialism"?  REMOVE KIM FAMILY!!!
 * Talibanball - See [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISIS.


 * Some jerks who don't recognise the grorious Zhongguo:
 * [[File:Burkina Faso-icon.png]] Burkina Fasoball
 * [[File:São_Tomé_and_Príncipe-icon.png]] São Tomé and Príncipeball(Formerly)- top acting suspicious, Portugese puppet., but now he recognizes me so I like him now
 * [[File:Swazi-icon.png]] Swazilandball - South Aflica will soon anchruss yuo, xixixixixixi.
 * [[File:Vatican-icon.png]] Vatican Cityball - We are officially atheist! If you want to spread your rerigion, it must be reviewed by state-approved churches! Remove!
 * [[File:Marshall Islands-icon.png]] Marshall Islandsball - Another US puppet!
 * [[File:Palau-icon.png]] Palauball
 * [[File:Solomon Islands-icon.png]] Solomon Islandsball
 * [[File:Belize-icon.png]] Belizeball
 * [[File:Tuvalu-icon.png]] Tuvaluball
 * [[File:Dominican-icon.png]] Dominican Republicball
 * [[File:El Salvador-icon.png]] El Salvadorball
 * [[File:Guatemala-icon.png]] Guatemalaball
 * [[File:Haiti-icon.png]] Haitiball - I hope you will soon recognise us after the aid we gib you during that earthquake!
 * [[File:Nicaragua-icon.png]] Nicaraguaball - We will soon open a canal that will rival Panama! Please recognise us soon!
 * [[File:Panama-icon.png]] Panamaball- (Formerly) We will watch you!, but now he recognizes me, so he is good
 * [[File:Paraguay-icon.png]] Paraguayball- Yuo cannot into rerevance XIXIXIXIXIXIXI!!!
 * [[File:Kitts-icon.png]] Saint Kitts and Nevisball- Beef jerky.
 * [[File:Lucia-icon.png]] Saint Luciaball
 * [[File:Vincent-icon.png]] Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball
 * [[File:Kiribati-icon.png]] Kiribatiball - recognizes Taiwanball, but not me!?! Remove palu sami!! I WILL ANSCHLUSS YUO!
 * Nauruball - Russia ally that doesn't recognize me!

Quotes

 * "嘻嘻嘻!!! (Xixixi!!!, meaning: Hahaha!!!)"
 * "哎呀! / 唉呀! (Aiya!, meaning: Oh No!, Sigh, Ouch!)"
 * "Fakka yuo [[File:Japan-icon.png]] 日本鬼子 (Japanese freak)!"
 * "Xisha and Nansha Islands is of glorious Zhongguo clay!"
 * "Ni hao Taiwan... 统一? (Unify?)"
 * "吞併!!! (Anschluss!!!)"
 * "草泥马! (Fakka yuor mother! grass dirt horse)
 * Shin Jin Ping! Wong Pa Tan! Lan Jiu a!

Links

 * Facebook page

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