Finlandball

"PERKELE!"

Finlandball is is a countryball located in Europe and can be in European Union, but not NATO.

As the drunkest and most depressed ballsack-shaped-Countryball in Europe, Finland does not have many friends. His brother is Sweden, but he is of family. However, Finland is of Mongol some consider Estoniaball as his best friend, since he sells him cheap alcohol. He is dark, broody, and more alcoholic than Denmarkball. If that's even possible. His has a medium amount of appearances in Polandball comics. The Nordics all think of him as a sad version of Sweden. He has a very innovative and good social system.

History
Finlandball was once a brother of Swedenball, until 1809, when he became a part of Russia. In 1917 he gained independence. Then in 1940, he kicks Sovietball ass for attempting to Anschluss him during Winter Wars. In World War 2 pillow fight, he choses to remain neutral for a while, but he joined with Naziball against Soviet in 1941, until 1944 when Sovietball signed an agreement. Finlandball then attacked Naziball in the Lapland War until 1945 when the war ended. In other words, Finlandball was a total badass.

Today, Finlandball still work as a druken farmer, but somehow, he managed to do some worthy things. Most notably, he develop the "indestructible" Nokia cellphone that not even Russiaball or USAball nukes can destroy.

Current problems

 * Estoniaball - wants to be a Nordic country and won't stop pestering Finlandball.
 * Kareliaball - Finland's son who is controlled by Russiaball.
 * Snow - Like all the other Nordic countries, it is very cold in Finland.
 * Alcohol - Alcoholic drinking is one of Finlandball's main problem. Luckily, he drinks more coffee to outweigh the alcohol..

Relations

 * Russiaball - Of father, is not of a good father, due to him REMOVING MY PERKELE DURING COMMIENIST PERIOD!
 * Swedenball - He is of good friend
 * Hungaryball - Crazy southern brother, but we have good relations.


 * North Koreaball - Of nuclear brother, well he think's i am to far away from me, i also think the same