Bostonball

Bostonball is an American cityball; the chief-town of  Massachusettsball, to be specific. He is famous for his university, even though it is actually in Cambridge

History
Bostonball was founded in 1630 by British Empireball and adopted by New Englandball, Thirteen Coloniesball and USAball. He is also the best cityball ever because he just is!

In April 15, 2013, two Chechnyaballs attacked his famous Boston Marathon, in which the city was on lockdown for the next five days. It ended with one of the kebab dead and the other one captured while hiding in a boat not in the water, but ironically in a place called Watertown.

"If you plan to escape, make sure it's in the water. Not in Watertown! Got you asshole!" - April 19, 2013 best day of my life! Boston Police Department Stronk!

The Scout from Team Fortress 2 was born here in 2007.

He also has Theo Epstein to thank for helping to remove the "Curse of the Bambino" from his beloved Red Sox in 2004.

Relations

 * Chicagoball - Easy for me to say, we do love Irish men. Also, we have that Theo-Epstein-Championshipish blood in us.