User blog:Cynical04TR/HISTORY OF SHITPOSTING

Greetings. I am Prof. Dr. Cynical and i am a shitposter at the University of Pisstanbul. I have a PHD In shitposting and Im regarded as one of the best shitposters around. I would like to do a brief history of shitposting. Shitposting has been around for a long time. We have evidence of shitposts dating back to the stone age. The first known written shitpost was spread around by Babylonians. While they had alot of diverse and interesting shitposts, their most notable shitpost was a short scripture that read "𒉼𒀼  𒉼𒁇𒁹𒂟 𒌋𒁇𒁹 𒁹𒁹𒁹𒀼𒁑" which was usually accompanied by a painting of a stereotypical egyptian. The phrase roughly translated to "we wuz sumer" and it was intended to mock egyptian supremacists who claimed to be the descendents of sumerians. Some of the finest shitposts ever made were in Ancient Greece. The so called "Ionian" shitposts were the first shitposts that used edgy and dark humour. When shitposting travelled to Asia, some of the greatest shitposters were born. Some notable Asian shitposters were Pajeet Bobs Vagene, Weea Boo and the Seven Grand Dads. During the dark ages of Europe, Middle East became the shitposting capital of the world. The single largest shitpost maker was an Arabian merchant named Memri who became the first person to deep fry memes. After the protestant reformation, memes made a quick comeback in europe. Especially after the discovert of America. Fast forward to 18th-19th centuries, chemists started inventing some new methods of shitposting. Some notable methods include Exploding (expanding the center of the image), Imploding (shrinking the center of the image) and "Low Quality Oil Painting" which lowered the overall quality of the image, arguably making it funnier. And after many other advances, Here we are today. Nowadays, computers can do most of the things for us but some people still do traditional shitposts.