Croatiaball

Croatiaball is a countryball in Balkans at the crossroads of Central Europe, Southeast Europe, and the Mediterranean.. He can into European Union, NATOball and into removing kebab.

Croatia is ranked most beatiful european country in the world. The beautiful coastline on the Adriatic is a heaven for tourists, who gib lots of money. Little do they know, Croatiaball feeds on souls of unsuspecting tourists.

Early History
Croats exist since the 7th century. In the begin of the 8th century he was Duchy of Croatiaball, whom Republic of Veniceball titled "The Worst Duke of the Slavs" for his rampant piracy, warlike behavior, and for forcing the Venetians to pay him tribute. He is remembered fondly in Croatia as one of the most famous warlords.

Middle Ages
Croatiaball later used to be a stronk kingdom, but later joined with Hungaryball in a personal union and he was anytime was in unions.

Contemporary Period
Croatiaball was part of Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball. In 1941. Croatia became the Independent State of Croatiaball and a nazi puppet.

Croatiaball removed some Ćevap (24,000 to 70,000 Serbs) in Jasenovac. Serbiaball was very angry because of it. After the war Croatiaball was once again part of Yugoslaviaball but this time it was a socialist multi-ethnic state, with Croat president Tito (Even though Serbs controlled most of the government) Croatiaball left Yugoslaviaball in 1991 and had to fight for their freedom. Croatiaball emerged victourious and proud from the 4 year war know as the Homeland war.

Homeland War
The Homeland war started in 1991 and ended in 1995 Croatiaball's victory.

Croatiaball wanted to leave Yugoslaviaball along with Bosnia-Herzegovinaball but Serbiaball and Montenegroball didn't like that of course so normally they attacked.

1991-1994
After the breakup of Yugoslaviaball, Croatiaball found it self in a very hard position because Serbiaball controlled more than 90% equipment of the former Yugoslaviaball's army and was denied of help from other's because of sanction's. The first to recognize his independence was Germanyball and Vaticanball. Croatiaball tried with all his might and thought to defend his clay and he succefully did but Serbiaball was more modern and stronger in numbers than him.

1995
Croatiaball regained it's strenght and it attacked Serbiaball and in 2 days regained back half of their territory and conquered half of Bosnia-Herzegovinaball. Croatiaball remembers those days as days of glory and is very proud of it's military success while Serbiaball remembers it as days of sadness.

NATO
Croatia joined NATOball during 2009 with Albaniaball.

EU (European Union)
Croatiaball joined EUball, so economy can be fixed in 2013, and was welcomed by Germanyball. Luckily, he doesn't beg him like Greeceball, asking him for some Euromonies.

Demographic

 * 90.42% Croats (and growing)
 * 4.36% Serbs (and shrinking)
 * 5.2% Others(and growing)

Religion

 * Catholicism 86.28%,
 * Orthodox 4.44%, (Some Bulgarians and Ukrainians, So they good)
 * Atheism 3.81% (They are secretly amazeball Catholics in denial)
 * Kebabism (Bosniaks ) 1.5%
 * Protestantism 0.34%
 * Undeclared 2.17%

Relations
Croatiaball hates Kebabs,Nationalistic Serbiaball and Montegroball (not as much as Serbia) and wants them all gone. Croatiaball is very strict and of catholic, but he still can into removings kebab.

Relationships:

 * [[File:Austria-icon.png]] Austriaball: I was of friends with him ever since. He is of doctor now. (Crazy doctor ever since times of anschluss...)
 * [[File:Finland-icon.png]] Finlandball - Best weapon supplier ever!
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball: Best friend and of good ally. Although his father of anschluss, he of invitings me to EUball! Good friend. He can into good economy, but he is of infected
 * [[File:Bosnia-icon.png]] Bosnia and Herzegovinaball: He can into best dish. Also, he of helpings me with Serbiaball. Still, he wants of apology for the Second World War (Sorry, can't do nothings about it!).
 * [[File:Slovenia-icon.png]] Sloveniaball: He is of friendly rival that can into good trades. We of sometimes playings hockey whenever we of feelings like it. Also, we both of hatings pasta, and he was of first recognized! He is of good guy.He wants my sausage but he can't have it so he pissed.
 * [[File:Armenia-icon.png]] Armeniaball: Ha, good friend. I am of feelings bad for yuo because of yuor worst day. Do not of worry! We will get revenge! Soon...
 * [[File:Ukraine-icon.png]] Ukraineball: We of helpings them and then got recognized us after the war, also sent some people and monies to help. I am of sending my military to yuo. He is not of bad.
 * [[File:Poland-icon.png]] Polandball: He can into Catholic and Slav. Brave people! Also, he can into removing kebab ever since he was of anschluss. Sadly, he cannot into space, but of dislikings kebab a little.
 * [[File:Bulgaria-icon.png]] Bulgariaball: Balkan friend! Serbiaball is still of hatings him for WW1.
 * [[File:Czech-icon.png]] Czechball: Best tourist!
 * [[File:Hungary-icon.png]] Hungaryball: He is of best friend!! Never forget your terror!


 * [[File:Turkey-icon.png]] Turkeyball: Although we of neutral, I am of watchings yuo, kebab...
 * [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISISball: Stupid kebabs of tryings to anschluss the world... Of racist, but at least he is not of tryings to anschluss me.
 * [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball: Didn't of recognizings us during 1991! But yuo are wife of Njemačka, so we good. For now...
 * [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball: We are neutral of now but Istriaball and Dalmatiaball will forever be Croatian!
 * [[File:Albania-icon.png]] Albaniaball: Helped me with Serbiaball in 1991, ok friend. We both hate Serbiaball. Keeps calling me his Illyrian brother and it of annoys me.
 * Vietnamball: Gib VTV.
 * [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball: Always Once my worst enemy. Now we have some really bad good reationships because we both can into removing kebab. But he always  sometimes wants to remove me...

Quotes

 * "REMOVE KEBAB AND CHETNIKS!"
 * "BOKA KOTORSKA JE ZEMLJA HRVATSKA!"
 * "GDJE SI TI BIO 91-e?"
 * "U BOJ,U BOJ ZA NAROD SVOJ!!"
 * "HERCEG-BOSNA JE NAŠA!"
 * "SPUSTILA SE GUSTA MAGLA IZNAD ZAGREB-a!"
 * "BOG I HRVATI!"
 * "SRBE NA VRBE JEBEM TI MAJKU!"

Links

 * Facebook page
 * Instagram

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