Talk:Irelandball/@comment-39209735-20201021072400

POTATO

POTATO

'Hello, Ireland, nice to see you Glad to have you back with us We have things we need to tell you If it isn't too much fuss

We really can't forgive you When you cut us into pieces We wish you hadn't eaten All our nephews and nieces

Mashed, and baked, and fried, and roasted Sautéed, boiled, and grilled, and toasted

Peeled off all our skin, dug out all our eyes Diced us into wedges, and you sliced us into fries

We are glad we came to see you, one more thing we must discuss The final thing we need to say is'

​​​​​​​PLEASE WILL YOU STOP EATING US