North Koreaball

"Eat this America!"

"America will fear from our great leader kim-jong-un himself!, juche the true religion!"

""North Koreaball, or  The Shit Dictators Kingdom Democratic People's Republic of Koreaball (not democratic, it isn't even communist, not (all of) Korea), is a controversial Juche East Asian country in Korean peninsula. It has few money and food and it's famous for its "glorious" leader and "democracy".

Beside it claims to have nukes, it's technologically back and, if it wasn't for its internal propaganda, it'd probably auto-collapse for its dictatorship regime.

North Koreaball has no relationship with its southern neighbour since they both claim to be the only Korea, not recognizing each other. Japanball also dosen't recongnize him.

He claims he can into nuke, but he can't into nuke. Technically, he can, but after that, he is into punished by UNball.

He is not a Kebab but he really likes Kebab Countries because they work to together and want to destroy USA and also like to work together. And this is way North Korea loves Kebab.

North Koreaball has one the the largest militaries in the world, with over a million active personal. But the huge downside is most of his equipment is very old, dating back to the Cold War era. He's the only country in the world to have Il-28 bombers in active service.

History
Korean history starts with various Asian dynasties but before World War II there were no "North Korea" or "South Korea". In 1945, Japanese Koreaball, a Fascist occupation of the Korean peninsula formerly part of Korean Empireball, was split into two different parts by Sovietball and USAball.

In 1948, North Koreaball made their government.

This division encouraged the Northern part of Korea to invade the Southern one, in 1950, starting the Korean War which de facto ended into a status quo, thanks to United States support to South Korea and Sino-Soviet support to North Korea. After war, North Korea made their own flag with Soviet Unionball gaved. One funny thing is Kim-il-sung(Kim-jong-un's grandfather) liked Korea flag(South Korea flag).

Since 1995, North Koreaball has to open up to external food aid and modernization in this country is practically below zero. As Communist block fell off, North Korea remained with less and less allies. Now he has been testiing nukes like crazy.

Despite his own craziness, even he knows that Eritreaball is insane.

Rage List

 * Malaysiaball - YUO KILLED DEAR LEADER'S BROTHER (but we set it up) !
 * Iranball - (Actually, he's a good guy) We have both want to destroy Capitalist PIG and the Zionists, Wahhabis and Illuminatis have to defend ourselfs and remove USA and Israel and theyre Diabolic Pland. Also he is like me in the Middle East
 * Chinaball - YUO TRAITOR!! WE HAD RELATIONS AND YUOR DUMB MANDARIN DIM SUM ASS FUCKED IT UP!!!  FUCK FAKE COMMUNIST WIN YANG YIN CHANG CHONG CHING CHUNG WHATEVER!!!  I HAVE NUKES!  NUKES NUKES NUKES NUKES NUKES NUKES AND NUKES TO FUCK WHOLE WORLD UP!!!  YUO INCLUDED!!! YUO HEARINGS ME?...uh... guys... SHUT UP!!  AM NOT SILLY ANNOYING BALL.  YUO ARE SILLY ANNOYING PIECE OF-(gets beat up by Chinaball)
 * Ceausescu - Where are you, old friend. I swear i'll revive you.
 * Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - WHY MUST YUO SUDDENLY DIE!?!?! I HAD TO GO THRU 4 YEARS(-present) OF FAMINE BECAUSE OF IT!!! AND I WANT MY GIANT HOTEL FINISHED SO I CAN PUT IT ON DISPLAY FOR PEOPLE TO SEE!!(But seriously pls come back)
 * Russiaball - WHO ARE YUO TO THINK YUO CAN MOCKING ME AND MAKING FUN OF DEAR LEADER??!!!! YUO KNOW WHAT I'LL DO??!!!! I'LL BLOW UP THE KREMLIN!!!  I'LL SHOOT PUTIN!!  AND I'LL RAPE ALL YUOR FEMALE SOLDIERS!!!  AND I'LL DERAIL YUOR STUPID SAPSAN TRAINS AND SHOOT DOWN YUOR ANTONOV 225s AND REMOVE DASH CAMS!!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
 * South Koreaball-Worst enemy!I AM REAL KOREA YUO ARE FAKE!I WILL NUKE YUO CAPITALIST PIG!REMOVE K-POP! But gib reunifaction before our language differs too much and also gib your flags. BUT REMOVE BORDER WALL!!!!!
 * USAball-CAPITALIST PIG BECAUSE OF YUO KOREA CANNOT REUNIFY YUO WILL FALL TO GLORIOUS KIM JONG UN 9/11 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE MY NUKES CAN REACH TO AMERICAN SOIL!!!!!
 * Japanball-Capitalist Pig! REMOVE ANIME!
 * Israelcube - You of Zionist PIG who wants to destroy the free World and even the West. Let Palestine be free and no Rothschild Illuminati Satanist Banking in our Country. FUCK YOUR ANTISEMITIC CARD WE IN TRUE KOREA DON'T CARE ABOUT IT!!!
 * Bulgariaball- Sometimes, they are shown as arch-enemies. North Koreaball hates Bulgariaball more than USAball and South Koreaball
 * Portugalball- 7-0 NEVER FORGET!
 * Eritreaball- These guys are like us but... well... Ok we will admit we are truly phyotic but even we find him scary.

Quotes

 * Juche Juche
 * Haeck!!!! : Nuclear
 * Chinaehanun Gimjonguen Jangunnim Manse: Hail for the General Gimjonguen.

How to draw
Draw North Koreaball is somewhat difficult:
 * 1) Draw the basic circle shape and color it red
 * 2) Draw two horizontal white lines in it and color the central part of blue
 * 3) After this, draw a white inner circle in the blue part and draw a red star inside it
 * 4) Draw the eyes and you've done

Gallery
Corea del Norteball Corea del Nordball 북한공 Coreia do Norteball Северная Корея