New Orleansball

"Don't you disrespect me, little man! Don't you derogate, or deride! / You're in my world now, not your world, and I've got friends on the other side..."

New Orleansball, sometimes called NOLAball, is the biggest and most well-known cityball in Louisianaball. It is a very celebratory ball, holding Mardi Gras celebrations yearly. It started as a small townball, but got bigger and bigger until it reached peak size in 2005 before Hurricane Katrina, and currently is the 50th most populated city in all of USAball. He was founded by Franceball in 1718.

New Orleansball is thought to pronounce its name as "Nawlins", but this is not actually the case. It is meant to be pronounced "New ORlens" (or "Nouvelle Orléans" with a recycled French style), and the pronunciation "New OrLEENS" should only be used if referring to Orleans avenue, one of New Orleansball's streets, Orleans Parish, where New Orleansball is located, or if it is part of a jazz song.

Its most well-known area is Bourbon Street, in the French Quarter, where most floats and 2nd lines go down. By night, people drink, party, and walk naked on this street, which has a "wrong way" sign that, due to vandalism, spells "gone gay."

He loves his football team the Saints, and also has a decent NBA team called the Pelicans. Due to a missed penalty call in the 2018 NFC championship game vs. the Rams, New Orleansball does not care for Los Angelesball or NFL referees. Because of a rivalry that has existed between the Saints and Atlantaball's team the Falcons since the Saints were enfranchised in 1967, he and Atlantaball are frequent enemies/rivals during football season.

As of right now, New Orleansball is in Phase Three of recovering from the coronavirus. New Orleans may go back to Phase Two soon.