South Koreaball

"오 필승 코리아! Oh hurray Korea!"

- South Koreaball

"귀엽다입니다"

South Koreaball is a sovereign countryball in East Asia, constituting the southern part of the Korean Peninsula. She likes to call herself just Koreaball or ROKball despite Evil North Koreaball sayings he is the true Korea. It shared clay borders with North Koreaball, her sworn enemy brother to the north. South Koreaball loves K-Pop, her pop music. She is also known as one of the richest countryballs in Asia (east Asia). In 1994, South Korea into Developed Country. So into OECD (Organization for Economic Co-operation and Development). South Korea is one of the members of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball.

Other balls think South Korea is dangerous, but her brother only talking, talking and talking bad words. South Korea's safety is 1st in the world, and Internet speed is 1st, too. South Koreaball enjoys modern and decent lifestyle, and lives with Jejuball, who is considered to be the most clean and natural island in the world.

The recent rise of Hallyu (K-Pop, Korean dramas, Korean culture,k town (but failed)) has made South Koreaball an extremely popular countryball, and earning tons of money from exporting its culture. K-Pop and K-Drama is also very famous, and is considered to rival even those of USAball's pop industry.

In Polandball, South Koreaball's speech sometimes has "R"s and "L"s swapped to make fun at how all Asians supposedly speak. Although in reality Koreans and Chinese can pronounce these words just fine as they have both "R"s and "L"s in their languages, unlike the Japanese, which does have this issue of mixing up the two letters. But because the mighty, all-knowing USAballs think all Asians are the same, so South Koreaball's speech sometimes has "R"s and "L"s swapped as well although its a solely Japanese issue.

South Koreaball hates communism for  obvious reasons, but also being ganged up by three communist countries during the Korean War. So much that she has banned communist parties throughout the country and has made a military song called "The Torch of the Annihilation of Communism (멸공의 횃불)". This makes USAball very proud of her, although they had a brief spat in 2002 after USA military vehicles ran over some schoolgirls, which produced protests.

History (역사)
Koreaball's history started at around 80,000 BC, and in BC 2333, made the first kingdom, called Gojoseon. Later on, it divided into four countries, called Goguryeo,  Silla,  Baekje, and  Gaya. Gaya, which was in-between Silla and Baekje, later fell, and the three kingdoms constantly fought each other.

Silla eventually conquered the rest, and made Unified Silla. However, this did not last long and Unified Silla turned into Goryeo.

Goryeo was very indulged in Buddhism, and made many temples. This was the age when many Buddhist temples and infrastructures were made. However, unfortunately, Genghis Khan invaded Goryeo and destroyed most of the flourishing culture. Much of the temple still remains destroyed or gone after the Mongolians burnt them down.

Goryeo was on the verge of becoming completely Mongolian Empire, until Joseon was made. Just before Joseon was made, the Mongolian Empire fell and disappeared.

Joseon had the most flourishing dynasty of all, and it built massive lavish buildings and treasures. Joseon also liked the current Chinese dynasty Ming Dynasty, and sent many treasures and missionaries to China. In 1592, a huge Japanese invasion landed on Korea (임진왜란). When things were gone and there was no hope, an Admiral called Yi Sun Shin (이순신) pushed the huge 330 Japanese ships back to Japan with only 12 ships of his own. Yi Sun Shin is still considered as a national hero even today in South Koreaball.

Later, Joseon was invaded by  Qing China, because Joseon refused to help Qing Dynasty, but instead helped the dying Ming Dynasty. Joseon managed to push them back again, and had some peaceful ages, but had to pay tributes to the Qing. Korea eventually gained independence from China in 1895.

Later, in 1910, Imperial Japan destroyed Korean Empire. They colonized Koreaball for 35 years (1910~1945) and raped and tortured and massacred many Koreans. They even used them for human experiments and for cannon fodder and forced labour. South Koreaball and her brother North Koreaball were born in 1917 and they headed the 1st independence movement in 1919 and later they lead the Korean Liberation Army during World War 2.

Some Japanese still deny this history, and that is why South Korean-Japanese relationships are not very good.

Korea was liberated in 1945, South Koreaball's father was dying from Japanball's torture. South Koreaball became good friends with USAball, and was taught capitalism, in contrast to  Sovietball being friends with her brother and teaching him communism. Korean Empireball could not stand his torture from Japanball, and could also not be alive anymore. Because of this, he died peacefully.



In 1950, his brother invaded his clay, but USAball and his NATOball friends helped him, until Chinaball came onto North Koreaball's side. An armistice was signed in 1953, but the border between their homes is still heavily armed.

Following the Korean War, Sovietball and USAball supported rival dictatorships - Kim Il-Sung in the North, and Syngman Rhee, later Park Chung-hee (father of former president Park Geun-hye), in the South. Both countries began a process of rebuilding and industrialization. Initially, North Koreaball was ahead of his sister, but eventually South Koreaball eclipsed her brother and became one of the four Asian tiger economies. By the late 1980s, the military dictatorship was replaced by a democracy.

In 1988, North Koreaball boycotted South Koreaball's Olympic Games in Seoul. They marched under a united Korean flag in 2000 though, giving it hope that her brother might be cured and his life turned around.

Together with enemy Japanball, South Koreaball had the 2002 World Cup. In 2015, he had the Gwangju Universiade and planning to have the 2018 Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang(is gonna have live vr) and on December 9 2016, The 18th president impeachment was be passed. and March 10, 2017, Park Geun-hye was removed from office as President of South Korea (just like how Dilma Rousseff was removed from office as President of Brazil in early 2016). South Koreaball now spends her days doing K-Pop, and (sometimes) cosmetic surgery. She also does stuff on her phone alot. Samsung, LG, Daewoo, Hyundai, KIA, Ssangyong, Lotte(korea), and Doosan is one of the main companies famous in the world, and Samsung especially is currently covering the electronical market. South Koreaball made miraculous development in the 20th century, and still continues to make rapid growth (about 3.4% a year). It is predicted that South Koreaball may become richer and more powerful than Japanball in about 5~8 years. South Koreaball also ranks as the most innovative country (by Bloomberg), and is currently sharing the crown with Japanball as one of the most advanced countryballs in Asia and the world.

How to draw (그리는 방법)
1. Draw a circle.

2. Draw a circle center like in the Yin - Yang without the circles. The top is red, the bottom is blue like the pepsi thing.

3. Draw these black trigramms (clockwise, from up-left): ☰, ☵, ☲, and ☷ (Three, Five, Four, Six)

4. Draw the eyes and you are finished.

Family(가족)

 * Gojoseonball - Ancestor
 * Jinball (Korea) - Ancestor
 * Goguryeoball - Ancestor
 * Baekjeball - Ancestor
 * Gayaball - Ancestor
 * Sillaball - Ancestor
 * United Sillaball - Ancestor
 * Goryeoball - Great-grandfather
 * Joseonball - Grandfather
 * Korean Empireball - Father
 * Empire of Japanball - Adoptive Abusive Father
 * North Koreaball - Brother
 * Japanball - Adoptive Sister
 * United Koreaball - Future me (soon... when my evil half and me makes the fusion. Actually, economy is of important. Don't wantings to end ups like poorer Germany )

Administrative Divisions(지역)

 * Seoulball - First child and Capital city. He is globally known.
 * Incheonball - Second child and have 2nd best national airport, Incheon Airport.
 * Busanball - Third child, Busan has nice beach and Department store.
 * Daejeonball - Fourth child and Sejong city!
 * Ulsanball - Fifth child and nice beach, too. Next to Busanball
 * Daeguball- Sixth child and really, really hottest in South Korea.
 * Gwangjuball - Asia's Democracy Sanctuary. Pray for 5.18 democracy movement.
 * Dokdoball- Clean, Rich area. Is of not Japan.
 * ROK Armed Forcesball - South Koreaball's military, ROK Armed Forcesball protects him from evil worst Korea menace (AKA my evil brother)

Friends (친구)

 * USAball (mostly) - Who saved me at 1951. Taught me capitalism. Helps keeping North Korea in check. Helped me big time in Korean war. (lets play some video games) I may start asking for nukes again. Just like Cold War times, 예?
 * UKball - Father of my best friend. Sent second most troops in Korean War. He has been in my country before.
 * Germanyball - Role Model. Learned his constitutional laws when writing our own. He of supportings me when I reunify. If capitlist Germany can win, then I can!
 * [[File:Turkey-icon.png]] Turkeyball - Distant cousin rooting from Altaic ancestors. Kick out Erdogan!!!
 * Philippinesball - Both hate communism. good vacation place to relax and learn English. He's good at speaking English. ( but he nosebleeds a lot ) But too much drugs and illegals. We never forget battle of Yultong in Korean war. Was my friend. Sent me lots of soldiers to beat Chingchongball. Now i'm also providing his new military equipments like KM-250, KM-450 trucks, FA-50's, KAAV-7's Marine APC's and the Missile-guided HDF Frigates for his AFP modernization ( Maybe in the future I would sell my K1A1 or K-21 tanks to him to boost his Tank capabilities! ). So yuo removed IS terrorists? 잘 했어! I gib yuo aid now to help yuo recover. Right my friend? HE ALSO ONE OF MY NO. 1 KPOP FANS! Many residents of Philippinesball listen to MOST of our KPOP Artists and some watch Kdrama! NICE ONE PHILIPPINESBALL!!!
 * Vietnamball - ROK army participated in Vietnamese war. Tied economically. Strong country and only going to get stronger. 90% friendly people. Don't of care if he of commie. Am apologize for my role in your war. In memory, I make statues.
 * Canadaball - Likes hockey and marijuana. Helped us in Korean war. Blue jays!!!
 * Tringapore - Fought in Korean War. Beautiful diverse city
 * Malaysiaball - Drinking not allowed. Beautiful country with many islands. Also you love my dramas and give a good services to my people in your clay. Now its my turn to treat you like the way you treated me.
 * Indonesiaball - They like military and we like it too (He also love my Submarine ❤). He also is part of the No. 1 Kpop fans in the world for some groups of Indonesian Teenagers perform dance cover of my kpop songs. WAY TO GO INDONESIABALL!!!
 * Romaniaball - He used of beings friends with my evil brother when he was Commie, and now that he into capitalism he could tellings me his weaknesses and help me defeat him
 * Thailandball - Awesome destination for vacation. friendly people. Also she loved my KoreanDrama
 * Australiaball - We don't like hunting whales. beautiful beach and also helped us in Korean War.
 * Israelcube - Surrounded by enemies. High tech and advanced military. Liked the talmud
 * Hong Kongball - king of the 80s, doesn't like mainland China but I don't care, we have $$$.
 * Taiwanball - I see her as a friend, but she see me more as a rival. She's still mad at me for recognizing Chinaball.
 * Polandball - Similar history as us
 * Indiaball - Land of dancing and engineers. They like Samsung.
 * Franceball - Pursue liberal equality. Good friend of Zhapan.
 * Mongoliaball - We share some blood due to invasion in history. (Genghis Khan)
 * Kazakhbrick - Why do you look like me?
 * Mexicoball - Latin music & passionate people. Sabor a Mi
 * Brazilball - South America but speaks Portuguese. Fellow G20 member and impeachment brother, I know what happened to us.
 * Chilleball - Truly amazing fruits are grown here.
 * Saudi Arabiaball - Good friend with USAball. Helped him with desalination plants.


 * Bulgariaball - He and Japan are best friends.
 * Lebanonball - I help him rebuild with UN operations.
 * Vaticanball - I of welcome you, Pope-nim! He made one of my priest a saint!
 * Iraqball - Likes my Mobile phones and cars.
 * Norwayball - He helped me and provided medical support during war. We of friends now and I give him some K9 Howitzers. He is of dominating Pyeongchang Olympics! Nordic OP, of nerfings please!

Neutral (중립)

 * Chinaball - Invaded and pushed us back to 38th parallel. Best friend of North Korea. Hard to trust. Now we trade but banned K-pop and grocery marts for installing THAAD. Hard to trust. but we both hate Japanball though
 * Syriaball - He likes Fake Korea. Though he also enjoys watching our K-dramas.
 * Russiaball - He invaded me when he was Soviet Union. Communism didn't work out. Now of course we are good friends!!!!!! you're not allowed in my winter olympics idiot!!!
 * Iranball - Values science. Now he is back into religion. Helped North Korea build nukes and missiles. But USAball doesn't like him. Tehran road in Seoul/ Seoul road in Tehran.
 * Japanball (sometimes) - This pervert Cool hentai anime, cute girls, high standard of living. But yuo must and will recognize father's death! As long as my Comfort Women survivors are of alive, our War Crimes Recognition movement is Stronk! Yuo apologize? Well boo of hoo yuo sorry is weak We Want REAL Apology!! It annoys me when outside media say Japan's rule has helped us! NO IT DID NOT! They of not knowings what 35 years of brutal colonization is like! 아이고!!!
 * USAball (sometimes) - Yes, he saved me and is hero... but our relationship is not perfect. Supported the Rhee/Park dictatorship and running over our schoolgirls is not cool!
 * Angolaball - Hey! HEY! Why do yuo use my taegeuk for yuor air force insignia??

Enemies (적)

 * North Koreaball - FAKE KOREA!! Death to Kim Jung-Un. A day will come... HEAD ON SPIKE!!!!! U OF NOT TRUE KOREA!!!! I AM!!!!! But beings serious, brother. 2018 Olympics can gib us chance for normal talks. Wait, did yuo invite my president to "talk"? THAT IS INCREDIBLE, although I hope it is to improve relations brother. I hope though I wouldn't reunify under your control (That means I would be dead then and would be under communism) Will into not happenings though.
 * Empire of Japanball - Invaded us. Colonized us. Abused us. Raped us. Forever hated. This of where 'Comfort Women' started!
 * Puerto Ricoball - YUO SURPASSED GANGNAM STYLE!! Is still better than Despacito. Anyway we friends but rivals in music
 * Sovietball - YUO AGREED INVADE ME! YUO MADE ME NORTH SIDE BECOME EVIL!! MY EVIL BROTHER TRIED TO ANSCHLUSS ME! REMOVE SHIBAL VODKA! 1991 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ!!! FAK YUO 빨갱이!!!!!!!!
 * South Sudanball - Why are you starting Military Cooperation with North Koreaball. Big mistake, baby country.
 * Baymax - THAT FREAKING JERK!!! He has no respect for me, for he contradicts my traditions like the rising sun images and repackaged film parts for korean audiences in Big Hero 6 to dilute the Japanese-ness that are causing ire for my people. he ruins my KPOP moments, steals all my vehicles and Blows thing up! Like what the frick is his problem? I'm also so tired of him talking shit about me all the time and never give us time to spend with Japanball, my provinceballs, my Cityballs and I! 씨발놈아미친새끼!!!!
 * Talibanball - REMOVE TERRORISTS! Never Forget 2007!! Kidnaps my missionaries and kills two of them! 아이고!!!

Famous South Koreans

 * Ban Ki-moon
 * Park Ji-sung
 * PSY
 * Yi Sun-sin
 * Park Shin Hye

Quotes(인용문)

 * "Aigo!!"(아이고!!) - Argg!!
 * "Hwayting!"(화이팅) - Fighting! (used as a phrase to boost things up)
 * "Manse!"(만세) - To boost morale, in conjunction with "Korea" ("daehanmingug manse") it equals "God bless America" or "Vive la France". Means 'Myriad of Years'. However it is commonly translated as"Hooray!"
 * "Annyeonghaseyo"(안녕하세요) - Hello
 * "Myeolgong!"(멸공!) - Annihilate communism!
 * "kkkkk"(ㅋㅋㅋㅋ) Used instead of "lol"
 * "Shibal!!"(시바!! or 씨발!!) - same word a"kurwa" and "f*ck".
 * "Jotgatne!!"(좆같네!) - Damn it
 * "Gwiyomi"(귀요미) - Cutie (same to Kawaii)
 * "Ppalgaengyee"(빨갱이) - Calling North Koreaball (or any commie) in the lowest way
 * "Ppalchisan"(빨치산) same as "Palgangyee"
 * "Ssi"(-씨) - Respectful way to call someone's name. Used at the end of the name like (: Of course, America-ssi!)
 * "Nim"(-님) - Similar to "Ssi" but used for higher honorific form. Could be used to address Jesus like Jesus-nim or Pope-nim.
 * "U-Wa" (우와!) - Wow!
 * "Ne" (네) - Yes
 * "Bbo bbo" (뽀뽀) - Kiss

Links

 * Facebook page

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