Soviet Unionball



Soviet Unionball, also called as Sovietball, USSRball, CSSRball, or CCCPball was of the first socialist balls. He can into remove capitalist Pindonisyaball. He can also into throwings bourgeoisie traitors into gulag. He was united in 1922 after October Revolution in 1917 and collapsed in 1991. One of his favorite songs is Cоветский марш because although His Opposite created that game, he of believings that  he will be of restored.

Soviet Unionball wants to remove anyone who disagrees with him (such as USAball) unless they into communism. He also hates most religion for oppressing the working class, Protestants,  Catholics,  Orthodoxes (sometimes),  Muslims,  Jews and  Buddhists. Soviet Unionball also loves starving and torturing people. It makes him feel happy.

It is said that seconds before his death, after drinking liters of vodka he spits out an egg containing his child (and according to some countryballs, reincarnation), Russiaball. It is said that his soul still lingers, influencing Russiaball and waiting to be resurrected.

Early History (1917-1939)
Soviet Unionball was born in 1903, the communist son of Russian Empireball. He killed his father, Russian Republicball (formerly  Russian Empireball, until last February), in October 1917 while he was distracted with  Franceball and  UKball fighting  Reichtangle and became  Russian SFSRball. He survived up to 1922, and attempted to spread communism into the former territories of his father's empire, such as the newly independent Polandball, who stopped communism's advance into Europe in March 1920 at the "Miracle" of the Vistula.

In 1922, Russian SFSRball anschlussed a few balls (Byelorussian SSRball Transcaucasian SFSRball and  Ukrainian SSRball, etc.) to form Soviet Unionball. He was widely ostracized by the Western allies of WWI because they did not trust communist balls, especially USAball. His economy was boosted in 1928 by the First Five Year Plan, and managed to advance in science by making a dead dog's head move that one time. In 1929, USAball's economy took a downturn, which pleased Sovietball.

In the 1930s nationalism and the want to be free in Ukrainian SSRball made Sovietball take genocide them, by cutting off grain supplies to his clay, and confiscating his clay, and  Ukrainian SSRball experienced the worst famine in modern history in the winter of 1932-33. Meanwhile, just west of his clay, Nazi Germanyball was being gaining clay, more so than Sovietball was, so instead of keeping a strong Germany to hold him back,  Franceball established a pact in 1936 with Sovietball, who was involved in  Spanish Republicball's internal conflict that year with the Republican faction, which lost to the  Germanyball-supported Fascist faction.

Meanwhile, in 1938, Sovietball had some skirmishes with Imperial Japanball's expansion in Manchuria, resulting in a non-aggression pact that year. Meanwhile, Sovietball secretly negotiated a non-aggression pact with Nazi Germanyball, trolling  Franceball and splitting up Eastern Europe, especially Polandball's clay. On 1st September 1939, Nazi Germanyball invaded  Polandball's clay, followed by Sovietball on the 17th of September, and they met at the agreed demarcation line at Brest-Litovsk, splitting  Polandball's clay up. Around this time, Sovietball was setting up gulags in Siberia to send people with different opinions, and also secret police and kidnapping other countryballs who lived near him, like Estoniaball,  Latviaball,  Lithuaniaball, and  Moldovaball, Imperialising and anschlussing them. He even tried to annex Finlandball's clay in the Winter War, but was beaten back by the more prepared  Finlandball even though  Finlandball still surrendered clay to him at the end because of casualties.

World War II (1940-45)
In 1941, after having smashed the face of Franceball and sent  Teaball in his clay back,  Nazi Germanyball broke the non-aggression pact and invaded Sovietball's clay with Operation Barbarossa, along with  Hungaryball, and  Romaniaball, and later  Finlandball. He briefly liberated Ukrainian SSRball, and besieged Leningrad, then reached the outskirts of Moscow by December 1941, but was forced back because Soviet soldiers in Siberia were pulled to the west because the Soviet spy in Japan reported that they had no intention of getting clay. Eventually, Sovietball threw millions of balls to their deaths in the spring, then when Nazi Germanyball tried to take Stalingrad and the Caucasus Mountains, he held out in the city of Stalingrad, then surrounded  Nazi Germanyball's forces, trapping them there, and they surrendered in January of 1943, then  Nazi Germanyball was defeated at the battle of Kursk, afterwards being forced back, with Sovietball liberating Minsk, Kiev, Warsaw, and reaching Berlin by February 1945, then  Nazi Germanyball committed suicide in April or May that year. Afterwards, Sovietball declared war on Japanese Empireball, who surrendered to  USAball in September 1945, ending the war.

Cold War (1945-1991)
After World War II, Sovietball instated socialist governments in many of the Eastern and Northern European countryballs he had liberated, such as Hungaryball, Romaniaball, and  Polandball. The part of Nazi Germanyball's clay he had occupied was given to his raped son  East Germanyball, in 1949, and an iron curtain descended across Europe, beginning the Cold War, by  NATOball against Sovietball and his empire, who created the Warsaw Pact in 1955. In 1950, Sovietball helped North Koreaball in the Korean War, then put down freedom fighters by  East Germanyball and  Hungaryball in 1953 and 1956. In 1957 he sent Sputnik I into space, making the Cold War between himself and USAball, sending himself into space in 1961, but lost being first into moon when  USAball got there in 1969. However, USAball lost a proxy war to North Vietnamball in 1973, and was forced to pull out of South-East Asia.

1980s
USSRball began to make a Soviet-Mind game call Tetris (combination of Tetra and Tennis) with 7 letters made of four connected minos in 1984. Then it began to be the best game ever.

Sovietball put down freedom fighters in Czechoslovakiaball in 1968, and started a nuclear power program in  Kazakh SSRbrick clay. He also developed WMDs in 1949, by spying on USAball, and developed ICBMs in 1957. This caused some problems with USAball in 1962 when Sovietball placed nuclear missiles on the newly-socialist  Cubaball's clay, leading to the Cuban missile crisis. There was a brief period of detente between USAball and Sovietball in the 1970s, signing SALT I in 1972, but this relapsed into Cold War in 1979 following Sovietball's invasion of  Afghanistanball's clay. USAball then led a boycott of the Moscow Olympic games in 1980.

In 1984, Sovietball led his boycott of the Los Angeles Olympics of USAball, after the recent Able Archer NATO war-games scare in West Germanyball  West Germanyball's clay, and  South Koreaball's jetliner incident earlier the previous year. In 1985, Sovietball installed some freedoms, glasnost and perestroika, but these led to the SSRballs' criticism of his government. In 1986 the Chernobylball disaster affected Beylorussian SSRball's health, and Sovietball's only comfort was USAball's economy taking a downturn in 1987.

By 1989, Sovietball's economy could no longer function properly, because of their ideology being a failure, and he was forced to withdraw from Afganistanball's clay. The Eastern Bloc Nations also began to leave the Warsaw Pact, tearing down the Iron Curtain, Hungaryball in May, then  East Germanyball in November, tearing down the Berlin Wall in November 1989, and by 1990, even some of the SSRballs had started to leave Sovietball. Due to the glastnost and perestroika, Sovietball and USAball became frenemies again - with USAball opening the first McDonald's in Moscow. After the August coup in summer 1991, Sovietball split up into 15 states and was succeeded by his biggest son, Russiaball.

Collapse
Sovietball was doing bad as it was but in the 1980's his economy started to drop. The flaws in the union administration and ideology, also extensive defense spending caused many of the Socialist Balls inside to protest. Then in 1985 Gorbachev came and started becoming friends with USAball. In 1989 his Warsaw Pactball members started to hate communism and broke off. In 1990 Estoniaball was the first to succeed, and so did a few others soon in 1991 after the military coup, Sovietball got cardiac arrest and died and all the Sovietball countries broke off.

Friends

 * [[File:Cuba-icon.png]] Cubaball - Are both socialist nations. I gave him some nukes to be protected from the Capitalists trying to invade him.
 * Warsaw Pactball - My alliance
 * [[File:East Germany-icon.png]] True Germanyball - Joined the Warsaw Pact after WWII and part of Soviet sphere of influence. He invented Marx and sent me Lenine; so nice!
 * [[File:Poland-icon.png]] Communist Polandball - We killed Nazis together! And of communist...
 * [[File:Czech-icon.png]] Czechoslovakiaball - Of communist and we also killed Nazis! But he was an enemy once. Never forget 1968 when you tried to break free. We OWNED you that year xaxaxaxaxaxa!!!
 * [[File:Hungary-icon.png]] Socialist Hungaryball - Of communist! But was of enemy once. Never forget 1956 when you tried to break free.
 * [[File:PR Bulgaria-icon.png]] PR Bulgariaball - Good communist!
 * [[File:RS Romania-icon.png]] SR Romaniaball - Is of communist and Warsaw Pact.
 * [[File:Vietnam-icon.png]] Vietnamball - Identical to Cubaball but can into removing burger. Wait, why you still love that [[File:USA-icon.png]] Damn Capitalist Pig. Soviet puppet You Also were trying to convert to Damn Capitalism too. Anyway you are True Vietnam!!!
 * Indonesiaball - I gib him my weapons and a large warship for free to repel a stoner capitalist who wanted to slaved him again. Our leaders are best friends. (Until 1965)
 * Indiaball - Array against him (though I don't understand why he needs him). Launched his first satellite with the help of me, now my son  helps him in developing his jets, missiles etc. Helped him in many wars. I wish I had met you before my death. Well done!
 * North Korea-icon.png   North Koreaball  - Is of communist and real Korea!.  Was supposed to be sovijet puppet but Chinaball interfered!
 * [[File:Second Spanish Republic-icon.png]] Second Spanish Republicball - Is of friend and ally to the revolution and recieved our aid against your fascist enemies, but you should try and be more communist.
 * DR Afghanball - true afghanistan! i will help you remove Kebab Anti Commie Terrorists out of your clay
 * [[File:Gaddafi Libya-icon.png]] Libyaball - True Libya! Overthrow his western puppet King. i gib him some weapons
 * Grenadaball - Other Caribbean Friend, sadly Burger invaded him and took out  Communismball
 * South Yemenball -You are True Yemen!!!
 * Syriaball, Iraqball - You Can Remove Stupid Zionist Nation and i also gib them weapons too.
 * [[File:PR Mongolia (1945-1992).gif]] PR Mongoliaball - Other Communist friend guy and helped fight against Japanese Imperialists
 * Angolaball - Good Communist Friend and i've helped him in his civil war along with Cuba
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball - I am now living inside of him! He’s my new home xaxaxaxaxaxa! He plans to restore me soon, but turns into me when he gets angry.

Neutral/Complicated

 * [[File:UK-icon.png]] UKball - Soviet Unionball and UKball's relationship is kinda salty after the Crimean War, but were buddies during World War II


 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - Helped Soviet Unionball in World War II with the Naziball invasions, but became my archenemy during the Cold War. We fought many proxy wars (Korea, Vietnam, Grenada, Africa, etc.) against each other and tried to see who could into space and moon first. But see below.


 * [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball - Identical to UKball, but she played fair during the Cold War, staying independant to USAball and she was the only capitalist country whom I really trusted. Even if she hides atomics bombs under her clay. Her 1789 party is my greatest inspiration, as her "International" song. Founder of Communism.
 * Philippinesball - Son of capitalist pig. Hates communism. Became lbetter when Ferdinand Marcos and his wife visited me in 1976.


 * Egyptball - He was good friend that wanted to destroy Fake Nation but then he started supporting [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball and also peace deals with Zionists
 * Nazi Germanyball (Before 1941) - We both remove Pierogi. He also hate Burger.

Enemies

 * USAball - Capitalist pig! Does not think the same as I do!
 * [[File:Nazi-icon.png]] THE WORST (After 1941) - Fascist scum! Stay out of my glorious motherland! Even Fake Germany is of better than you!  We both love killing banker.
 * Orthodoxyball - There is no god!
 * [[File:Turkey-icon.png]] Turkeyball - Liar! ALSO YOU FAGET KEBAB IF YOU HAD JOİNED US LİKE ALL YOUR TURKİC BROTHERS LİKE KAZAKHSTAN,KYRGZSTAN,AZERBAİJAN;CRİMEAN TATARS-SİBERİAN TURKS ALONG WİTH OZBEKISTAN AND TURKMENİSTAN DİD ,WE WOULD HAVE CONQUERED (COUGH) (COUGH ),I MEAN LİBERATED THE WORLD FROM İMPERİALİST ,CAPİTALİST SYSTEMS AND GOVERNMENTS AND FUCKİNG DOMİNATED İT WİTH COMMUNİSM AND SOCİALİSM! İNSTEAD OF CAPİTALİST-İMPERİALİST GAY PRİDES! ,ALSO YOU  WOULDN'T BE DEALİNG WİTH THOSE US BACKED PAN-KURDİST,SUİCİDE BOMBİNG,HUMAN SHİELDİNG ;WORKER,FARMER EXECUTER AND DONKEY FUCKER SEPERATİST TERORİSTS.HOPE YOU ENJOY GETTİNG BACK STABBED AND BETRAYED BY NATO DOGS OVER AND OVER AGAİN ,ESPECİALLY BY UK,USA,GERMONEY THAT GİBS WEAPONS AND VEHİCLES TO THE KURDİSH SEPERATİSTS FOR FREE WHİCH THEY'LL NEVER GİB YOU EVEN İF YOU SELL YOUR LANDS!.Good luck not getting your country ruined because of ERDOGAN'S  dictatorship! and radical islam and ofcourse by syrian refugees which your president trained as a replacement of ISİS!
 * [[File:China-icon.png]] Fake Communist - My ex-wife. Broke up after the Sino-Soviet split. You are a capitalist you fake communist!
 * [[File:Yugoslavia-icon.png]] Yugoslaviaball - Traitor! Is not imperialist enough!
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Fake Germanyball - Fake Germany is of enemy of East Germanyball.
 * [[File:Russian-Empire-icon.png]] Precommunist Russiaball - Imperialist Father, Did not give enough food as child! He of monarchy too
 * South Korea-icon.png   South Koreaball  - Capitalist Pig Dog Korea I will destroy you and let True Korea take your land
 * [[File:Finland-icon.png]] Vodka stealer - For surviving my invasion!
 * [[File:Afghan-icon.png]] Afghanistanball - Fake Afghanistan!,For surviving my invasion!
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball - For surviving my hockey match!
 * [[File:Albania-icon.png]] Postcommunist Albaniaball - Does not think the same as I do!
 * [[File:Bosnia-icon.png]] Postcommunist Bosnia and Herzegovinaball - Identical to Albaniaball.
 * [[File:Croatia-icon.png]] Postcommunist Croatiaball - Identical to Albaniaball.
 * [[File:Czech-icon.png]] Postcommunist Czechiaball - Split of Czechoslovakiaball.
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] United Germanyball - Left my empire, How dare you!? Oops, of meanings pact.
 * Mexicoball - Jailing on of my leaders!
 * [[File:Estonian SSR-icon.png]] Estonian SSRball - WHY DID YOU OF BREAK OFF, YOU ARE INTO MISTAKE!
 * Mikhail Gorbachev - YOU ARE THE WORST SOVIET LEADER EVER! YOU HAD DESTROYED THE GREAT SOVIET EMPIRE! YOU ARE A FAKE CAPITALIST TRAITOR AND A [[File:USA-icon.png]] BURGER PUPPET SO YOU CAN DESTROY THE GREAT EMPIRE!!! YOU DIDN'T MAKE OUR SOVIET EMPIRE ANY BETTER FAKE COMMUNIST!
 * [[File:Al-Qaeda-icon.png]] Al-Qaedaball - Some Kebab Anti Commie terrorists that burger created and funded so they can destroy me. ha you kebabs can't destroy me SOVIET UNION STRONK and you also can't destroy Afghanistan! Crap!, i should've destroyed you a long time before i fell.
 * Iranball - although I like that you hate that [[File:USA-icon.png]] burger after you overthrew your [[File:Pahlavi Iran-icon.png]] Monarchy, but you are still a big idiot, northern Iran is mine! plus my [[File:Azerbaijan SSR-icon.png]] Azeri is mine not yours
 * Israelcube - Fake Country! All your Neighbors should destroy you fake country Burger Puppet. I should've never supported your creation i thought you were gonna be my ally but no you choose Burger as a buddy.
 * Pakistanball - Ha, India will destroy you Burger Puppet. Supported those Western Pigs in Afghanistan
 * Suharto - WHAT!!! why are you killing Communists?! i thought we were good friends but now you betrayed me and siding with Burger!! REMOVE SUHARTO!!
 * Italyball - You Will never nuke me with Burger's nukes you fascist idiot.
 * Democratic Kampucheaball - You're Very Crazy and you are friends with Fake Communist so not your friend.
 * Saudi Arabiaball - Western Kebab Pig that also supported and created those western pig terrorists in Afghanistan
 * Malaysiaball - Remove Kebab American Capitalists!!!!!! Malay Commies true Malaysia!!!!!

Family

 * [[File:Russian SFSR-icon.png]] Russian SFSRball - Biggest of member! Also successor state
 * [[File:Transcaucasian SFSR-icon.png]] Transcaucasus SFSRballs - One of founding nations! Actually I should split you.
 * [[File:Ukrainian SSR-icon.png]] Ukrainian SSRball - Another founding nation! Thankings for spreading revolution! No food for you XAXAXAXA!
 * [[File:Byelorussian SSR-icon.png]] Byelorussian SSRball - Last of four founding republics, very horosho! And of cutest member!
 * [[File:Kazakh SSR-icon.png]] Kazakh SSRbrick - Very good repubrick and contains many outer space stuff, can into Cosmos!
 * [[File:Azerbaijan SSR-icon.png]] Azerbaijan SSRball - Thank for spreading socialist revolution!
 * [[File:Armenian SSR-icon.png]] Armenian SSRball - Kebab removing comrade!
 * [[File:Georgian SSR-icon.png]] Georgian SSRball - Comrade Stalin was born here!
 * [[File:Uzbek SSR-icon.png]] Uzbek SSRball - Valued communist comrade!
 * [[File:Tajik SSR-icon.png]] Tajik SSRball - Yuo are proof not all kebab are bad!
 * [[File:Kirghiz SSR-icon.png]] Kirghiz SSRball - Member of great USSR!
 * [[File:Lithuanian SSR-icon.png]] Lithuanian SSRball - Anschlussed after glorious union defeated the Nazis!
 * [[File:Latvian SSR-icon.png]] Latvian SSRball - Forced him to help end Nazis for USSR!
 * [[File:Karelo-Finnish SSR-icon.png]] Karelo-Finnish SSRball - My apology for you not wanting to stay, comrade!
 * [[File:Transnistria-icon.png]] Moldovan SSRball - Birthplace of [[File:Transnistria-icon.png]] Transnistriaball!
 * [[File:Estonian SSR-icon.png]] Estonian SSRball - WORST SOVIET REPUBLIC EVER!!!!

Split of USSRball

 * [[File:Czech-icon.png]] Postcommunist Czechiaball - Split of Czechoslovakiaball.
 * [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Postcommunist Serbiaball - Identical to Albaniaball.
 * [[File:Slovakia-icon.png]] Postcommunist Slovakiaball - Split of Czechoslovakiaball.
 * [[File:Slovenia-icon.png]] Postcommunist Sloveniaball- Identical to Albaniaball.
 * [[File:Bulgaria-icon.png]] Postcommunist Bulgariaball - Identical to Albaniaball.
 * [[File:Armenia-icon.png]] Postsoviet Armeniaball - Split of USSRball.
 * [[File:Azerbaijan-icon.png]] Postsoviet Azerbaijanball - Split of USSRball.
 * [[File:Belarus-icon.png]] Postsoviet Belarusball - Split of USSRball.
 * [[File:Estonia-icon.png]] Postsoviet Estoniaball - Split of USSRball.
 * [[File:Georgia-icon.png]] Postsoviet Georgiaball -Split of USSRball.
 * [[File:Kazakhstan-icon.png]] Postsoviet Kazakhbrick - Split of USSRball.
 * [[File:Kyrgyz-icon.png]] Postsoviet Kyrgyzstanball - Split of USSRball.
 * [[File:Latvia-icon.png]] Postsoviet Latviaball -Split of USSRball.
 * [[File:Lithuania-icon.png]] Postsoviet Lithuaniaball - Split of USSRball.
 * [[File:Moldova-icon.png]] Postsoviet Moldovaball - Split of USSRball.
 * [[File:Tajik-icon.png]] Postsoviet Tajikistanball - Split of USSRball.
 * [[File:Turkmen-icon.png]] Postsoviet Turkmenistanball Split of USSRball.
 * [[File:Ukraine-icon.png]] Postsoviet Ukraineball - Split of USSRball.
 * [[File:Uzbek-icon.png]] Postsoviet Uzbekistanball Split of USSRball.
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Postsoviet Russiaball - Split of USSRball. (I am living inside him as a refugee) (Putin will reveal me soon)
 * [[File:Poland-icon.png]] Precommunist Polandball - Not communist, as oppose to the USSRball. Also 1920 of worst year of my life...

How to draw
Drawing Soviet Unioball is very very simple :
 * 1) colored in red on the base circle
 * 2) Draw the emblem of the sickle hammer at the left end
 * 3) Draw the eyes and you've finished

Link comics

 * The Day the Strength of Men Failed
 * Union of Soviets

Links

 * USSRball Facebook page
 * Sovietball Facebook page
 * Sovietball Deviantart page
 * A video of Russiaball history

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