Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-39133133-20190511030520/@comment-39133133-20190511201144

Belarusball1 wrote: Ottoman Empire

-Sultan Tekin is still deciding between becoming friends with Egypt or getting rich from schools in Ottoman East Africa.

Tekin: Hmm.... riches or friendship? riches or friendship? Honey, I am so stressed right now.

Tekin's wife: Dear, I think it's best that you go for friendship, we are already at war with Portugal.

Tekin: How am I supposed to get money then?

Tekin's wife: People already pay taxes to you throughout the empire. And you could invest in oil from Riyadh, plus build schools there as well.

Tekin: Well, Riyadh is one of the most prosperous Ottoman cities. Maybe you are right. Can you give a message to Egypt saying I will pull out of Ottoman East Africa?

Tekin's wife: Ok. I wonder are they still in the german embassy