Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-39133133-20200508110659/@comment-32272607-20200516231628

Link title FloweyFan wrote: Here are my demands for the peace meeting


 * Britain pay war reparations to the citizens of Puerto Rico


 * Britain pay war reparations to the Central Powers countries for using gas attacks (Our officials see it as unnecessary suffering, thus calling it a war crime)


 * I keep all of modern Canada (I’m calling it modern Canada so I don’t have to spell Newfoundland and Labrador 9999 times)

This won’t be an exchange of territory. I don’t want Iceland, I never did. The Bahamas was mine anyway, so obviously I want that. At this point I can do without Canada, but I want Newfoundland and Labrador. Also perhaps Nova Scotia but I’d be willing to drop that out.
 * I keep Puerto Rico and British Honduras in exchange for the Virgin Islands, Bahamas, and Iceland

We can end this war, or keep beating each other into ground until both our empires have collapsed. We’re probably some of the most powerful nations on the planet, and honestly this war could continue indefinitely. Even if my offensive at Newfoundland and Nova Scotia collapsed, the war would continue on a lesser level. American ships could never travel the North Sea or Cape of Good Hope without being attacked by the Royal Navy or naval bombers. You would almost completely lose access to the Mediterranean.

And about the gas thing, I get that it’s terrible, but gas warfare wasn’t made illegal until 1969, which is like 40 years away. I never used it without reason, it was only ever in combat. You have no real grounds to accuse me of war crimes when it isn’t illegal yet My officials are gonna make up some shit about attacking civilians in Puerto Rico being war crimes

How about I keep Labrador, and Canada and you get everything else? Let Britain keep Nova Scoatia or Labrador. I’m giving them Newfoundland and Puerto Rico for fucks sake OK. If I'm correct these are the agreed terms?

-America gains Canada, loses Puerto Rico

-Britain keeps British Honduras, Bahamas, and N&L

-Dutch Caribbean gets the American Virgin Islands

-Everybody calms down and doesn't go to war with anyone else for 5 years Let me have Labrador and you have a deal