Belarusball

"Let me into Russiaball PLEASE!"

- Belarusball

Belarusball or Byelorussiaball or ByeLOLrussiaball is believed to be the vodka puppet of Russiaball a countryball in Eastern Europe. Belarusball is a landlocked country bordered by Russiaball to the East,  Polandball to the West,  Lithuaniaball, and  Latviaball to the North, and  Ukraineball to the South. The country is divided into 6 regions, including their capital Minskball, which acts as a special administrative district, giving her a total area of 80,153 square miles, making it the 84th largest country in the world. As of 2018, Belarusball maintains a population of around 9.477 million inhabitants.

Due to their very closed (potato addicted?) personality, Belarus has not joined many international organizations. Belarusball does however maintain membership in organizations that are Russian friendly, such as CSTOball,  Eurasian Unionball, and the Union Stateball, as well as the  UNball like almost every other country in the world.

Belarus is often seen as a very strange and antisocial country. While they do get along with their neighbors, Belarusball tends to mostly hang out with their brother Russiaball, even Belarusball's name literally means "White Russia". However, Belarusball is beginning to open up and actually talk and have diplomatic relations with the other countries, cause while their relationship with their brother is good, it's not exactly perfect as Russia often acts like Belarusball is his puppet state, forcing them to do things extreme such as recognizing Abkhaziaball and  South Ossetiaball.

Belarusball's national day is July 27th and her astrological sign is Leo.

History
Belarusball was born as an Indo-European 2ball. There were East Germanicballs living in their clay but the great migration period had forced them out of the area and Huns came to live there. However, the Huns abandoned the area and Slavballs came to live there. Later, some eastern Slavballs came together to form  Kievan Rusball. She was part of Kievan Rusball along with Russia, Ukraine, Poland, and parts of Moldavia. Some nomads on horses had successfully been conquering large portions of Asia. Now the same people were threatening Europe. They expanded far into Europe and reached modern-day- Belarusball. Kievan Rusball became part of the bigger Golden Hordeball. Unfortunately, the huge empire the Mongols built fragmented in a short amount of time. Belarusball had been originally part of mostly the Kingdom of Polandball. Soon, they gained independence from the Mongol Empireball and became an independent state. A lot of this part of Belarusian history is similar to polish history. In 1569, the Kingdom of Polandball and the  Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball chose to unite. They became the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball. They went to war with many different countries such as the Ottoman Empireball,  Russian Empireball (they held their capital for a few weeks), and  Swedish Empireball. The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball saw it's decline in the Northern Wars involving the  Swedish Empireball against the  Russian Empireball. He was partitioned later and was split between Kingdom of Prussiaball, the  Russian Empireball, and the  Austrian Empireball. The Belarusian part went to and for a long time, he was part of him. In 1812, Napoleon tried attacking Russia and took modern-day  for a while. However, the Russian winter came to save the day and the French were thus pushed away from Russia. About a century later, a Serb shot Franz Ferdinand of Austria-Hungary, therefore triggering the First World War. During this war, the Russian Empireball and the  German Empireball fought each other and the  German Empireball was advancing. He managed to capture some Belarusian land. Unfortunately, Germany fucked up and got USAball involved and he got his ass kicked. Part of Belarus stayed with Russia (which became communist soon) and part of it went to the new Second Polish Republicball. However, their western neighbour Weimar Republicball was super pissed about how they had to pay a huge amount of money for the first world war and that they lost it. They soon were given hope when a man named Adolphus Hitler rose to power and the country became Nazi. He invaded Poland along with the USSR and the USSR took the rest of modern-day Belarus. Belarus stayed as a part of the USSR for a while and became independent in 1991 when the USSR collapsed. Since then, Belarusball lived happily with Russiaball. (And also in 2020 Belarusball’s leader (Lukashenko) is responding to the COVID-19 pandemic in a weird way, IDK why). In 2020, protests against Lukashenko have erupted.

Сябры/Друзья (Friends)

 * [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] #1BestSlav - My Goodness. He is the best person I have ever met. He is nice, has beautiful and handsome men and sisters. He is the only one I truly adore and he understands me! TAKE THAT ROSSIYA he and his sister is not a dick! Anyone who attacks Serbia also attacks Rossiya and BELARUS!!! SERBIA STRONGER!
 * [[File:Eurasian Union-icon.png]] Anti-West Union - I am member. Lets of kill [[File:EU-icon.png]] EUball and [[File:NATO-icon.png]] NATOball together.  But I want to distance myself from Russia....
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Complicated/It’s complicated - We we are of siblings and I will always support you!! Though you abusie and basically use me as your puppet...I forgive u as I mostly agree with you politcally. Love you. (Look's like Lukashenko might be in trouble). UH OHH.... HELP ME!!!! IM ABOUT TO CHANGE COLOR DUE TO PROTEST
 * [[File:China-icon.png]] Best Buddy - BEST FRIEND! He loves me and my army. I love Huawei, but sadly Poland and  Ukraine hate him. I will support you, Russia and Iran against those who hate you
 * [[File:Soviet-icon.png]] Daddy! - Greatest daddy ever! But why would you kill my own [[File:Russian-Empire-icon.png]] Dadda?!
 * Norwayball - My big biathlon friend! We are united by the Domracheva-Björndalen Family alliance. He has the king and I have the queen.
 * Idahoball - Pindosiyaball's state. Wait, did he had potatoes? Yes there is potatoes!
 * [[File:Iran-icon.png]] Iranball - The best and true friend of the Middle East. He gibs Oil and I give him Weapons. Thank you for being Friendly to me and Russia!
 * [[File:Ireland-icon.png]] Irelandball - He is also my potato brother, though [[File:EU-icon.png]] EUball does not let me talk with him very much. Long Live Potato!
 * [[File:Kazakhstan-icon.png]] Kazakhbrick - Good Asian friend. Both think that Ukraine will change. ̶o̶r̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶
 * [[File:Latvia-icon.png]] Latviaball - EU comrade, we are potato. Unfortunately she also hates the love of my ... I mean my friend Russiaball and is also in [[File:EU-icon.png]] EUball and [[File:NATO-icon.png]] NATOball
 * [[File:Lithuania-icon.png]] Lithuaniaball - Neighbor, she is OK. She claims Minsk is Lithuanian (sheesh she won't get over how she wants her fricking [[File:Grand Duchy of Lithuania-icon.png]] "Grand Duchy" back) and she hates the love ... my friend Russiaball. But luckily she also into hatings [[File:Poland-icon.png]] Pierogi.
 * [[File:Gaddafi Libya-icon.png]] Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - He was one of my best friends, and I was there when everybody was mean to him and isolated him. I miss him so much (cries). Come back! Please!
 * [[File:Russian-Empire-icon.png]] Dadda!! - Dadda!  I miss you so much!!! Please come back!!!! I love you! *cries a lot* (BUT my brother/boyfriend hates you... :( not me)
 * Sudanball - My bestie from Africa. Your are amazing and Epic. Your chill with my My BF and we visited each other a lot. I refuse to recognize  Fake Sudan and your the best African/ Arab friend that I can ever ask for. Love from Belarus. :)
 * Peruball - I supply him with military equipment
 * [[File:Venezuela-icon.png]] Venezuelaball - I support Maduro
 * [[File:Myanmar-icon.png]] Myanmarball - You maybe scrutinized by [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball, [[File:EU-icon.png]] EUball, among other but we are still allies of [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball and [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball. I am one of the only countries to still support you since your recent crisis.
 * Austriaball - Our presidents met to talk about some reforms.

Сябро-Ворагi(Друго-враги)/Нейтрален (Frenemies/Neutral)

 * [[File:Poland-icon.png]] Pierogi - Happy 100th anniversary Kurwa brother... Please stop abusing China and Russia by supporting Ukraine and Canada
 * Ukraineball - We speak pretty much same language and same cultures, but I hate the western world I love Russiaball he is my brother and you are related to him too but you betrayed us, just remember this "Family comes first" not friends like [[File:EU-icon.png]] EUball and  Georgiaball. (I think that you can change brother). Please stop supporting Canada and Poland against Russia and China.
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - At least Idaho can into potato! Others are North Dakota and Wisconsin! I'm still angry at NATO! I'll give you a spot on Neutral section! and GIB POTATO PLOX. Luckily Russiaball and Serbiaball are also neutral with him. Wait, yuo also like Dadda?! Wish he was a good friend if he was not capitalist. But really, I do kinda wanna improve relations, And can you help me out of Russian support... sneakly...?
 * [[File:UK-icon.png]] UKball - For now he is of okayings to me but you are... Also help me out of Russian support sneakly.

Ворагi/Враги (Enemies)

 * [[File:EU-icon.png]] EUball - Me and rest of Eurasian union will kill you. Stop asking me to join! I never will!  ̶O̶r̶ ̶y̶e̶s̶

Belarusball
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball - You don't like my brother/boyfriend we don't like you. HOW DARE YOU SIDE WITH YOUR FATHER AGAINST HIM! FUCK ZELENSKIY!  ̶O̶r̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball - I haven't accepted your apology for Operation Barbarossa! Don't you ever think I will. (REMOVE EU FROM THE PREMISES)
 * [[File:NATO-icon.png]] NATOball -  Remove terrorists!
 * [[File:Albania-icon.png]] Albaniaball - Kosovo isn't part of you, you islamic crap. HE'S PART OF SERBIA! KOSOVO IS SERBIA!!!!!! GRAAAAAHHH! *loses her shit*
 * [[File:LGBT-icon.png]] Gay and Lesbian Kingdomball - Better  dead dictator than red gay!
 * Madagascarball - I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT! I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT! I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT! I LIKE TO.. (SHOUTS Mockingly) F IT! ALSO YOU STOLE MY FLAG!
 * South Sudanball - FAKE SUDAN!! REMOVE!!!! YOU ARE FAKE!! RUSSIA SHOULD REMOVE YOU!! NO MERCY UPON YOU. IDK WHY Russia LIKES YOU!! ARE YOU gonna STEAL HIM FROM ME!! IMA KILL U!!
 * Nazi Germanyball - WORST NIGHTMARE!!!
 * Kosovoball - KOSOVO IS SERBIA!! If i was Pro-EU then Kosovo is kosovo...
 * Protests: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME STOP! IT HURTS!!!!  DONT CHANGE MY COLOR! Or maybe or not?
 * Romaniaball - Russian hater, how pathetic.But at least you love POTATO and you kinda or somehow you of likings female sexy version of me.  ̶N̶A̶T̶O̶ ̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶.̶

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