Talk:World War I/@comment-45271407-20200713075800

“Germany got war declared on by Britain because Britain is friends with Belgium, which is tresspassed by Germany in order to kick France's ass because France is friends of Russia which was getting ready to kick Austria's ass because Austria was ready to kick Serbia's ass because someone from Serbia shot the leader of Austria's ass. Erm. He actually shot him in the head.”

-Bill Wurtz