North Koreaball

""North Koreaball, or  Psychopathic Separatist and Communist Democratic People's Republic of Koreaball, is a controversial Juche East Asian country in Korean peninsula. It has little money and food and it's famous for its "glorious" leader and "amazing culture".

Beside its claims to have nukes, it is technological backwater and, if it wasn't for its propaganda, it would probably collapse quickly because of its dictatorship regime.

North Koreaball has a rocky relationship with South Koreaball since they both claim to be the only Korea, recognizing each other as an imposter. Japanball also doesn't think he is true Korea.

He claims he can into nuke, but he can't into nuke. The last time he did, he got sanctioned by UNball.

He is not a Kebab, but he really likes Kebab Countries because they want to destroy USAball and  Israelcube.

North Koreaball has one the the largest militaries in the world, with over a million active personell. But he isn't very stronk because most of his equipment is very old, dating back to the Cold War era. He's the only country in the world to have Il-28 bombers in active service. Kim Jong Un's (the glorious leader of North Koreaball) half brother was killed recently and Malaysiaball has banned all North Koreans from his clay.

Currently he of testings nukes so much that his neighbour, Chinaball and enemies  Japanball,  South Koreaball and  USAball had enough and want to end his nuke program. USAball is stepping into North Koreaball's clay which may result in big huge war that will endanger the world (World War 3 imminent.)

History
Previous history can be found on the South Koreaball page.

Korean history starts with various Asian dynasties but before World War II there were no "North Korea" or "South Korea". In 1945, Japanese Koreaball, a Fascist occupation of the Korean peninsula formerly part of  Korean Empireball, was split into two different parts by  Sovietball and  USAball.

In 1948, North Koreaball made their government.

This division encouraged the Northern part of Korea to invade the Southern one, in 1950, starting the Korean War which de facto ended into a status quo, thanks to United States support to  South Korea and  Sino-Soviet support to North Korea. After war, North Korea made their own flag with Soviet Unionball gaved. One funnily ironic thing is Kim Il-Sung (Kim Jong-Un's grandfather) liked Korea flag ( South Korea flag).

Since 1995, North Koreaball has to open up to external food aid and modernization in this country is below zero. As Communist block fell off, North Korea remained with less and less allies, with the few he has left growing tired of his actions. Now he has been testing nukes like crazy ( and is of failing ).

In 2017, he created Wannacry that infects hundreds of thousands of computers. Also, he created a Linux operating system named Red Star OS which cannot into the Internet (which means that it's useless). It is designed to replace the Windows XP because North Koreaball has no money to upgrade the software.

Despite his own craziness, even he knows that Eritreaball is more insane.

Chingu & Friends
North Korea doesn't have very much allies, only these ones below.
 * [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball - One of my only friends left. Helped me in the Korean War and are both communist. Also hate the fat pig and the weeaboo. Our relations are 'Detroiting' because of my nukes and he is getting fed up with my "Nagging". But GIB AID!
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball - His father and I were good friends, also helped me in the Korean War too when he was a comrade of mine. He is less friendly with me these days.
 * Iranball - We have both want to destroy Capitalist PIG DOG and the Zionists, Wahhabis and Illuminatis have to defend ourselfs and remove USA and Israel and their diabolic plan.
 * Indonesiaball - His leader is the best friend of my Dear Leader. Also name his orchid Kimilsungia, named after the first leader (who is also technically still president).
 * [[File:Laos-icon.png]] Laosball - He is isolated secretive like me! He gib weapons and he is a communist ally
 * [[File:Cambodia-icon.png]] Cambodiaball - His king got an education here! He is a good friend of the dear leader.
 * Turkmenistanball - We both have similar personalities.
 * [[File:Sentinelese-icon.png]] Sentineleseball - He is isolated like me, he spears anyone who comes near his island, this means he removes Burger and Fake Korea, so he is allight ov a fello.

Junglibgug & Neutral

 * [[File:Cuba-icon.png]] Cubaball - Both are communist but... Why you side with capitalist pigs?! YOU ARE NOT OF COMRADE TO ME ANY MORE!!!
 * Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - Why must yuo suddenly die??? I AM GO TO SEE MAI GIANT HOTELE BUILT!!! I AM GO 4 YAERS OF FAMINE BECAUSES OF YUO!!!! YUO...Yuo were like of father to me...! Plz Come Back!
 * Eritreaball - These guys are like us but... well... Ok we will admit we are truly psychotic but even we find him scary... rrr...
 * [[File:Vietnam-icon.png]] Vietnamball - Communist ally but needs to befriend China and stop associating with the capitalist PIG DOG!
 * ISISball - We both hate USAball but dear leader and god Kim Jong-Un forbid these guys get what they want. We simply canet be of friends. They are of even worse then Eritreaball (though we like that he attacks capitalist pigs But still).
 * [[File:Kiribati-icon.png]] Kiribatiball, [[File:Bhutan-icon.png]] Bhutanball, and [[File:Pitcairn Islands-icon.png]] Pitcairn - Isolated like me, but to pacifitse. REMOVE!!
 * Turkeyball - We both are very similar, but the problem is that he supported my Brother during War. But i am proud of how became like me in such quick times.

Jeogdeul & Enemies
Everyone who isn't his friend. But especially these ones.
 * South Koreaball - 우리가 진짜 조선! YUO ARE OF WORST KOREA!!!!! I AM REAL KOREA YUO ARE FAKE KOREA!I SEOUL 1950 IS OF BEST OF LIFE! YUO OF MY CLAY JUST OCCUPIED BY  CAPITALIST BURGER!!! I AM INDEPENDENTER!! NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA!!!
 * USAball - CAPITALISTSTEA PIGU BECAUSE OF YUO KOREA CANNOT REUNIFY YUO RILL FARLL TO GRORYUS JURCHE MY NUKES CAN REACH TO AMERICAN CLAY!!!!! REMOVE GIANT BURGER!!! REMOVE IMPERIALIST DOG! FIGHT ME CAPITALIST PIG!!!NUKE TEM ALL!
 * Philippinesball - HAHAHAHA! AZ A PLUPPI OF THAT PIG, HIDE BACKE TO YUOR RITTLE IDIOTICSE DAD. YOUR GOVERNMENTSES AM NOT MAKE SENSE, APPARENTLE AND YOU LEFT YOUR OWN DADDY JUST TO BE PROTECTED BY COMMUNISTS. OH AND YOU ARE SCALY AS FUCK WITH YU INSANE DRUG WAR!! YOU ARE AS MANIAC AS ME TO THIS POINT!! IF YOU LOOKING FOL BLOOD, LOOK AT SOUTH NOT ME YOU CRAZY!!! STUPID JANGO BARERY ASIAN!!!
 * Japanball - Capitalist Pigu! REMOVE ANIME! Fascist imperialists! Hedonistic capitalists addicted to Anime! REMEMBER THE COMFORT WOMEN! IF YOU DON'T, WE'LL SOON NUKE SAPPORO, TOKYO, OSAKA, NAGOYA AND EVEN OKINAWA!!!WHY ELSE? BECAUSE WE CAN AND WE WILL, THAT'S WHY! I WILL ANSCHLUSS YUO!!!!!
 * Malaysiaball - HOW DARE OF YUO KILLED DEAR LEADER'S HALF BROTHER! (but we set it up) ! 
 * Romaniaball - YUO ASSHOLE! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS BUT THEN YUO GAVE UP ON COMMUNISM AND BECAME FRIENDS WITH THE CAPITALIST PIG DOG, WWHHHYHYYYYY?????? 
 * Israelcube - You of Zionist PIG who wants to destroy the free World and even the West. Let Palestine be free and no Rothschild Illuminati Satanist Banking in our Country!
 * [[File:Australia-icon.png]] Australiaball - FOLLOWING THE CAPITALIST PIG ARE YUO!? REMOVE KANGAROO!
 * [[File:New Zealand-icon.png]] New Zealandball - ANOTHER CAPITALIST PIG! SOON OUR NUKES WILL OF REACH WELLINGTON! REMOVE KIWI!
 * Russiaball - WHO ARE YUO TO THINK YUO CAN MOCKING ME AND MAKING FUN OF LEADER??!!!! YUO KNOW WHAT I'LL DO? I'LL SHOOT PUTIN! I'LL BLOW UP THE KREMLIN!!! AND I'LL RAPE ALL YUOR FEMALE SOLDIERS!!! AND I'LL DERAIL YUOR STUPID SAPSAN TRAINS AND SHOOT DOWN YUOR STUPID ANTONOV 225s AND REMOVE DASH CAMS AND BURN YUOR FLAGS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
 * Chinaball - YUO HAVE BETRAYED ME!! YOU TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE SOUTH KOREA!! REMOVE FAKE KOREA!!ME IS ONLY KOREA! VEE HAD RELATIONS AND YUOR DUMB MANDARIN DIM SUM ASS FUCKED IT UP!!!  FUCK FAKE COMMUNIST WIN YANG CHING CHUNG WHATEVER!!! CHING CHING CHONG! STOP CALLING THE GREAT LEADER "FAT KIM"!!!! I HAVE NUKES! NUKES NUKES AND NUKES TO FUCK WHOLE WORLD UP!!!  YUO INCLUDED!!! AM NOT SILLY ANNOYING BALL.  SOON WE WILL NUKE SHANGHAI, HONG KONG, BEIJING, GUANGZHOU, XI'AN, TIANJIN, SHENZEN, KUNNIMG, AND CHENGDU, AS WELL AS ALL NEIGHBOURING COUNTRIES (except for ourselves of course) SO YOU CANNOT ANSCHLUSS ANYONE! WHY!?! BECAUSE WE CAN AND WE WIL- (Gets Beaten Up By China)
 * Bulgariaball - YUO ARE MY WORESTEST ENEMY EVER IN WHOLE GALAXY! BULGARIA IS NOW NORTH KOREA FOREVER!!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE AND DECLARE INDEPENDENCE AND FREEDOM FOREVER!!! NOT EVEN BEING VASSIL! I WILL KILL YOU!!! WE WILL DESTROY YOU TO MY CLAY. BAD IMPERIALIST WHORE! ! REMEMBER THE COMFORT WOMEN! WORST HUMAN RIGHTS!!! FUCK YOU!!! YOU ARE OF BAD GLAY YOU HAVE BAD RLIGOI!!!    I WILL OF GETTINGS RID OF YOU!  YUO WILL INTO ANSCHLUSS WITH ME! I WILL BE AGGRESIVE,KILLER,LORD OF DESTRCTION!!!  SHIPKA PASS MONUMENT,RILSKI MANASTIR,VITOSHA MOUTAIN TOO!!! IF YUO DON'T HEAR ME I WILL OF MAKING NUKES TO DESTROY STRAIGHT YUO!!!
 * Portugalball - 7-0 NEVER FORGET!
 * UNball - ZHTAP CALLING ERITRE ZE ME OF AFRICA! WE DONT WANT TO BE COMPARED TO HIM IN GRORY OF KIN JUNG UN!! YOU MAKE US LOOK OF EVEN WORSE WHEN YOU DO THAT!
 * Polandball - FASCIST CATHOLIC PIG DOG, YOU CANNOT INTO SPACE BUT GLORIOUS LEADER CANINGS ! REMOVE KIELBASA Remove kielbasa you are worst hussar. NO GOOD, I SPIT ON THE EYE AND MOUTH OF YOUR FLAG AND COUNTRY! 
 * [[File:Somalia-icon.png]] Somaliaball - HOW DARE YOU ATTACK MY CARGO SHIP, EVEN BURGER HELPED ME!!!! TASTE NUKES RAPIST!!!!!!

Quotes:

 * Juche Juche
 * Haeck!!!!
 * Nuclear
 * Chinaehanun Gimjonguen Jangunnim Manse: Hail for the General Gimjonguen.
 * Me is Best Korea!

How to draw
Draw North Koreaball is somewhat difficult:
 * 1) Draw the basic circle shape and color it red
 * 2) Draw two horizontal white lines in it and color the central part of blue
 * 3) After this, draw a white inner circle in the blue part and draw a red star inside it
 * 4) Draw the eyes and you've done

Gallery
Corea del Norteball Sjeverna Korejaball Corea del Nordball 북한공 Coreia do Norteball Северная Корея 朝鲜球