Taiwanball

"I have problem of…saying that thing... the Chinese language..."

Taiwanball, aka Formosaball or ROCball, is a countryball who lives in East Asia in the western Pacific Ocean. To its north across the Taiwan strait lies Chinaball, his big brother who constantly wants to reunify with Taiwanball. To the west across the South China sea lies Laosball and  Vietnamball. To its north and east across the East China Sea lies Japanball. To its south across the Luzon Strait lies Philippinesball.

In the near future, Taiwanball will probably either become known as the Taiwan SARball or   Republic of Taiwanball...

Taiwanball is known to like Japan a lot. However, he hates Chinaball very much and wants to become a true independent country not related to  Chinaball or retake the mainland (unlikley). ...u wot? Japanese manga is popular in this country.

Recently he has admitted that he and Chinaball the same but declares himself as the true Chinaball.

History
Like all other East Asian balls, Taiwanball is descended from 1ball, and also from all the other Chinese Dynastyballs. In the 1600s, Netherlandsball ( Dutch East Indiesball) and  Spainball occupied some of his modern clay.

Some time later, Mingball came and occupied Taiwanball, which then were kicked out by Qingball

In 1895, his future clay was occupied by Japanball, and spent the next 50 years with him, and his sex slave (aka 'comfort woman')  Koreaball.

In 1945, he was born to Nationalist Chinaball, but his big brother  People's Republic of Chinaball soon killed him, and took over most of his clay, before forcing him to flee to the island on which he resides now in 1949.

He is currently protected by USAball, but it is possible that in the future, he will be enslaved by  Chinaball (PRo).

When competes in international sports events, does it under the name Chinese Taipei  because of evil commie bandit.

朋友 (Friends)

 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - Non-communist friend who helped Taiwanball with his relationship with Chinaball, and with defense.
 * [[File:Japan-icon.png]] Japanball - In 1937 at Nanking, Imperial Japanball raped my  father and got his cover blown, but nowadays he apologizes. Well, sort of. Mainly because of Tiaoyutai. BUT IS NOT OF ENOUGH! REMOVE EVIL SUSHI RAPIST!! REMEMBER DADDY 1937 IN NANKING!!! A good friend in sports and help each other a lot. Best friends in natural disasters (both have tonnes of earthquakes!)
 * [[File:Okinawa-icon.png]] Okinawaball - Little brother.


 * [[File:Hong Kong-icon.png]] Hong Kongball - Best friends and nephew with Taiwanball. Both hate evil bandit Chinaball.I'm very like his curry fish ball and Hong Kong-style milk tea(絲襪奶茶)!!
 * [[File:Macau-icon.png]] Macauball - Best friend's brother. Gamble Gamble
 * [[File:Singapore-icon.png]] Tringapore - I secret friend loan land to Tringapore for military exercise since 1970s to prevent kebab invasion.
 * [[File:South Korea-icon.png]] South Koreaball - Both have crappy neighbors to deal with. I and Korea don't have much of a good relationship after he decided to become "friends" with BAD Chinaball, unless they still keep in touch without Mainlander knowing it. Cheats in sports events all the time. Complain when lose all the time.
 * [[File:Tibet-icon.png]] Tibetball, [[File:Uyghur-icon.png]] Uyghurball, [[File:Inner Mongolia-icon.png]] South Mongoliaball and [[File:Manchukuo-icon.png]] Manchukuoball - Free from bandit Chinaball! (but when I retake the mainland, yuo four will be of my clay! But only for a little while.
 * [[File:Netherlands-icon.png]] Netherlandsball - Stepfather (sort of). Occupied some of his southern clay in the past.
 * [[File:Spain-icon.png]] Spainball - Stepfather (sort of). Occupied some of his clay in the North.

敵人 (Enemies)

 * [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball - YUO SHITTY ASSHOLE, FUCK YUO! DADDY LAST WORDS OF TELL ME KNOCKINGS YUO OUT! 肏你毛澤東 (Fuck yuo, Mao Zedong)! DADDY OF SAYINGS I AM GOOD BOY CAUSE YUO OF COMMUNISTS! FUCK YUO! #反共 IDIOT! 1949 NEVER FORGET! Evil big brother who wants "reunification". I usually call him "mainlander". Damn 共匪 (Communist bandits)!


 * [[File:Mongolia-icon.png]] Mongoliaball - Was of daddy ROC's clay as well!
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball - Tuva and Vladivostok were of daddy ROC's clay as well!
 * Tajikistanball - Gorno-Badakhshan was of daddy ROC's clay too!
 * [[File:Laos-icon.png]] Laosball - Who wants the Pescadores due to lack of shoreline.
 * [[File:Vietnam-icon.png]] Vietnamball - He usually confuses Taiwanball with China since many (fake) Chinese retreated to Beijing. Also wants Pescadores clay.
 * [[File:Philippines-icon.png]] Philippinesball - Like [[File:Vietnam-icon.png]] Vietnamball, he also confuses Taiwanball with China since many (fake) Chinese retreated to Beijing. Also wants Pescadores clay.
 * [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesiaball - Like [[File:Vietnam-icon.png]] Vietnamball and [[File:Philippines-icon.png]] Philippinesball, he also confuses Taiwanball with China. But only the beginning, now he help me by sendings their best students here. But hands of Pescadores clay!!! That means you too, Laos!
 * [[File:UN-icon.png]] UNball - Taiwanball wants to join UN but UNball refuses to acknowledge it as a nation. Taiwanball tries to get in several times but is always turned down. Soon, I'll kill [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball if World War 3 start to become member of UN!
 * [[File:Gambia-icon.png]] Gambiaball - YUO F**KING TRAITOR!!!!
 * [[File:Albania-icon.png]] Albaniaball - For kicking me out of the United Nations!! 1971 NEVER FORGET!!
 * Saudi Arabiaball - Thank yuo for helping build my bridge.
 * [[File:Vatican-icon.png]] Vaticanball - 教宗, thank yuo so much of recognise me not goddamn 共匪. Make waitings a minute, yuo of wantings to of diplomatic with 王八蛋 false China?! What of fuckings?! I make pray to god, of ask Catholicball to of protectings me, and now yuo of recognize stupid evil commie bandit?

Links

 * Facebook page
 * There are too many kinds of Taiwan!
 * Republic vs SAR - The Movie

Taiwánball grc:Ταιβανμπαλα Taiwanball 대만공