North Koreaball

"Eat this America!"

""North Koreaball, or  Damn Pigs Rodong Kingdom Democratic People's Republic of Koreaball (not democratic,not the people's republic [it isn't even communist], not (all of) Korea), is a controversial Juche East Asian country in Korean peninsula. It has few money and food and it's famous for its "glorious" leader and "democracy".

Beside it claims to have nukes, it's technologically back and, if it wasn't for its internal propaganda, it'd probably auto-collapse for its dictatorship regime.

North Koreaball has no relationship with its southern neighbour since they both claim to be the only Korea, not recognizing each other.

He claims he can into nuke, but he can't into nuke. Actually he can, but after that, he is of punished by UNball.

History
Korean history starts with various Asian dynasties but before World War II there were no "North Korea" or "South Korea". In 1945, Japanese Koreaball, a Fascist occupation of the Korean peninsula formerly part of Korean Empireball, was split into two different parts by Sovietball and USAball.

This division encouraged the Northern part of Korea to invade the Southern one, in 1950, starting the Korean War which de facto ended into a status quo, thanks to United States support to South Korea and Sino-Soviet support to North Korea.

Since 1995, North Koreaball has to open up to external food aid and modernization in this country is practically below zero. As Communist block fell off, North Korea remained with less and less allies.

North Korea Gigarage
Chinaball - YUO FAEK ALLY!! YUO CHING CHONG SOCIALIST RETARD!! YUO THINKINGS YUO CAN ANCHLUSS ME?! FOOL!! I'LL NUKE YUO UNTIL YUO ARE A RADIOACTIVE SMOKING CRATER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH, HOHOHOHOHO-STOP! PUT DOWN THAT ROCKE-AAAHHHHHH!! Mongolia-icon.pngMongoliaball - YUO WORTHLESS PIECE OF TRASH YUO FUCKINGS UP AND NO ONE CARES ABOUT YUO SOON WE WILL ANCHLUSS YUO!!!! Russia-icon.pngRussiaball - YUO IS OF STUPID EURASIAN CLAY YUO MAKINGS SHITTY FOOD AND CARS!! YUO ARE TO BLAME FOR WHAT I AM NOW-YES YUO ARE!!! SHUTTINGS UP!! Soviet-icon.pngSoviet Unionball FUCKED ME UP!!! BUT SOON YUO WILL BE NUKED BY OUR GLORIOUS GOVERNMENT!! WE WILL KILL YUOR PRESIDENT!! AND WE'LL RAPE ALL YUOR FEMALE SOLDIERS!!! AND WE'LL BLOW UP THE KREMLIN AND SHOOT DOWN YUOR ANTONOV 225S AND TEAR DOWN YUOR CRAPPY FLAGS AND REPLACE THEM WITH JUCHE FLAGS!!! BEWARE!!!! Iran-icon.pngIranball - MUSLIM SON OF A BITCH I HATE YUO WE'LL NUKE TEHRAN AND REPLACE SHIITE WITH JUCHE LIKE WE WILL WITH RUSSIA!! Vietnam-icon.pngVietnamball - INFERIOR PIECE OF JUNK YUO ARE FUCKING STUPID I DON'T KNOW WHY I HATE YUO BUT I DO!!! USA-icon.pngUSAball - OH, YUO ARE THE WORST!! YUO CAPITALIST PIG! I WILL OF NUKINGS YUOR STUPID CAPITAL WHO ARE YOU TO EVEN THINK YUO CAN OF MAKINGS MEAN MOVIE ABOUT GREAT LEADER AND OF GETTINGS AWAY WITH IT WE WILL NUKE YUO-STOP LAUGHING YUO STUPID AMERICAN CITIZENS! 9/11 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE BUT I WILL MAKE IT WORSE THAN THOSE STUPID CAPITALIST TOWERS! REMOVE BURGER! 크하하하하! 우리 조선은 네놈들보다 강하다! India-icon.pngIndiaball - STUPID HINDU DOG!!! YUO IS OF WIMP YUO ARE WORTHLESS AND WEAK!! GANDHI SHOOTING BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO YUO BUT I WILL MAKE IT WORSE THAN THAT OLD BAT!!! I'LL NUKE THE TAJ MAHAL!!! AND I'LL BURN DOWN YUOR JUNGLES AND SHOOT YUOR TIGERS!! I CAN'T WAIT TO DO THAT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! South Korea-icon.pngSouth Koreaball - YUO IS OF STUPID FAKE KOREA I'LL NUKE YUOR STUPID CAPITAL TOO YUO IS OF STUPID CRAPITALIST NORTH KOREA BEST KOREA YUO IS A BOOTLEG OF USA SO FUCK YUO!!!! Japan-icon.pngJapanball - YUO IS OF FUCKED UP PERVERTED ORIENTAL RETARD YUO MAKE THINGS FOR CRAPITALISTS!! YUO DRAW TENTACLE RAPE AND MAKE SHAVE-THE-BABY TOYS!!! YUOR BRAIN HAS OBVIOUSLY GONE RADIOACTIVE FROM THOSE TWO NUKES IN 1945!!!! BUT I WILL PUT AN END TO THIS MADNESS!!!! I'LL USE MY JUCHE NUKES AND CLAIM YUO AS MY OWN LAND!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Israel-icon.pngIsraelcube - LOLOLOLOL HOLOCAUST IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT FUCKING SHITFUCK CRAPITALIST FUCKTARD USA YUO'D BE NOTHING!!!! Portugal-icon.pngPortugalball - YUO WILL PAY FOR 2010 YUO SPANISH DICK HEAD!!!!

Quotes

 * Juche Juche
 * Haeck!!!! : Nuclear
 * Chinaehanun Gimjongil Jangunnim Manse: Hail for the General Gimjongil.

How to draw
Draw North Koreaball is somewhat difficult:
 * 1) Draw the basic circle shape and color it red
 * 2) Draw two horizontal white lines in it and color the central part of blue
 * 3) After this, draw a white inner circle in the blue part and draw a red star inside it
 * 4) Draw the eyes and you've done

Gallery
Corea del Norteball Corea del Nordball 북한공 Coreia do Norteball Северная Корея