Indiaball

"आँख के लिए एक आँख ही पूरी दुनिया को अंधा बना देती है। (An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.)"

- Mahatma Gandhi "*Auto Tuned but overused screaming voice*"

- Every Bollywood singer

"तुनक तुनक तूँ, दा दा Pronounced TUNAK TUNAK TUN DA DA DA)"

- Daler Mehndi singing Tunak Tunak Tun "Remember, LIFE IS A RACE! अगर तेज़ नही भागोगे तो कोई तुम्हे कुचलके आगे निकल जाएगा! (If you don't run fast someone will trample on you like an egg and overtake you!"

- Viru Sahastrabuddhe in '3 Idiots'

, officially the Republic of Pajeetball Indiaball, also known as Hindustanball is a sovereign stateball, a federal republic in South Asia. Indiaball is the 7th largest country in the world with a total area of 3.287 million square kilometers. His clay is bordered by Chinaball,  NepalRawr, and  Bhutanball to the North,  Bangladeshball and  Myanmarball to the East, and  Pakistanball to the West. The country is divided into 28 stateballs and 9 union territoryballs, including his capital Delhiball. There are over 1.392 billion people in Indiaball, which makes it the 2nd most populous countryball besides Chinaball. It is the 12th most popular human migration destination after Ukraineball. Indiaball has many different cultures and ethnic groups that live together. It has a very rich cuisine. Most people are religious. 79.8% of the population practices Hinduball. Cows are sacred for Hindus and they believe in reincarnation. Indiaball is the largest English speaking countryball. It has over 200 million English speakers, mainly as a second language.

Indiaball is a member of BRICS, G20, the Commonwealth,  SCO, and a founding member of  SAARC.

Indiaball has one of the fastest-growing economies and the third-largest GDP/PPP. However, it has major domestic problems. There is also major discrimination due to the remnant caste system. It puts people in different castes based on ethnicity, ancestry, etc. This has caused semi-stratification of society. Indiaball has arrange marriages Which Are Conducted By parents of couples and Parents Decision are always have To be Respected in Indian Society.

Indiaball is the dominant power of South Asia and a major player in Asia. He has the 4th strongest military.One day he will become a superpower.

The most important national day is Indian Independence Day on August 15. It commemorates Indiaball's independence from his adoptive father UKball  on 15 August 1947.

in 2007, He was into female Leadership!

Ancient
Indiaball was born as a 2ball along with his brother who will be  filthy shit kebab neighbour in future and more distantly  Iranball. They both became Indus Valleyball where its ancestry comes from. The archeological sites have an inscription of the Rig Veda (ऋग्वेद), dating to at least 3500 BC, which clearly shows that Hinduball was the religion. Much of the IVC remains a mystery because Indus script has not yet been deciphered (and probably never will be).

The decline of the IVC is subject to debate. Some archeologists suggest that the river Saraswati dried/shifted resulting in many of the cities being abandoned, while some suggested that the trade with Mesopotamia stopped due to some reason. According to some other archaeologists, the ruins of Harappa, Mohan-Jo-Daro, Rakhigarhi (probably the capital) appear to have been annihilated in a single day, because the skeleton discovered suggest that the people were carrying out the daily activities when something killed them all in a single instant, which sounds like 6balls were involved. All Indic civilizations had well-developed drainage systems and knew basic metalworking. Their city planning was better compared to that of other ancient civilizations.

Mauryan Empire
The Mauryaball was the first major empire on India's clay. The empire was known for its gigantic army of 10K war elephants and for its wealth. Under Ashoka's rule, the empire stretched from most of the Indian subcontinent to Indochina, Afghanistan, and Tibet. They also removed Alexander when he tried to conquer the area. Alexander advanced into the east, all the way to China and the Indus River. However, their invasion was halted when they head of the giant army and herd of Indian war elephants that belonged to India. Soon, when Macedon collapsed, the Mauryan dynasty took power in India and conquered clay far and wide.

Classical Period
After the death of Mauryaball other empires took power and made their own contribution to shape Indiaclay.

The Gupta Empire - (4th–6th century) is regarded as the "Golden Age" of Hinduism, although a host of kingdoms ruled over Indiaclay in these centuries. Also, the Sangam literature flourished from the 3rd century BC to the 3rd century AD in southern Indiaclay. During this period, the economy is estimated to have been the largest in the world, having between one-third and one-quarter of the world's wealth, from 1 AD to 1000 AD.

The Shunga Empire - was the ancient Indian dynasty from Magadha that controlled vast areas of the Indian subcontinent from around 187 to 78 BC. The dynasty was established by Pushyamitra Shunga, after the fall of the Maurya Empire. Its capital was Pataliputra, but later emperors such as Bhagabhadra also held court at Besnagar, modern Vidisha in Eastern Malwa. Pushyamitra Shunga ruled for 36 years and was succeeded by his son Agnimitra. There were ten Shunga rulers. The empire is noted for its numerous wars with both foreign and indigenous powers. They fought battles with the Kalingas, Satavahanas, the Indo-Greeks, and possibly the Panchalas and Mitras. Art, education, philosophy, and other forms of learning flowered during this period including small terracotta images, larger stone sculptures, and architectural monuments such as the Stupa at Bharhut, and the renowned Great Stupa at Sanchi.

The Shunga rulers helped to establish the tradition of royal sponsorship of learning and art. The script used by the empire was a variant of Brahmi and was used to write the Sanskrit language. The Shunga Empire played an imperative role in patronizing Indian culture at a time when some of the most important developments in Hindu thought were taking place. This helped the empire flourish and gain power.

Medival Period
The most significant event between the 7th and 11th centuries was the Tripartite struggle centered on Kannauj that lasted for more than two centuries between the Pala Empire, Rashtrakuta Empire, and Gurjara Pratihara Empire. Southern India saw the rise of multiple imperial powers from the middle of the fifth century, most notable being the Chalukya, Chola, Pallav, Chera, Pandyan, and Western Chalukya Empires. The Chola dynasty conquered southern India and successfully invaded parts of Southeast Asia, Sri Lanka, Maldives and Bengal in the 11th century. The early medieval period Indian mathematics influenced the development of mathematics and astronomy in the Arab world and the Hindu numerals were introduced.

Muslim Rule - started in parts of north India in the 13th century when the Delhi Sultanate was founded in 1206 CE by Central Asian Turks; though earlier Kebab conquests made limited inroads into modern Afghanistan and Pakistan as early as the 8th century. The Delhi Sultanate ruled the major part of northern India in the early 14th century but declined in the late 14th century. During this period, continued Hindu resistance led to the emergence of several powerful Hindu states, notably Maratha, Vijayanagara, Gajapati, Ahom, as well as Rajput states, such as Mewar. The 15th century saw the advent of Sikhism.

The Early Modern period
The early modern period began in the 16th century when the Mughal Empire conquered most of the Indian subcontinent. The Mughal Empire suffered a gradual decline in the early 18th century, which provided opportunities for the Maratha Empire, the Sikh Empire, and the Mysore Kingdom to exercise control over large areas of the subcontinent.

British Raj
During the post-medieval era, powers from Europe came as traders but started the divide and rule strategy to defeat the powerful princely states and slowly started to conquer these lands, creating colonial subjects. UKball conquered the whole Indian-subcontinent including Pakistan, Afghanistan, and Burma. This became the British Rajball. So it was UKball that united Indiaball otherwise it would still be fragmented with many different kingdoms and the Princely States. British Rajball was the most important and favourite colonial territory of the global spanning British Empire.

Indiaball was till rather underdeveloped compared to the European Imperial countries. UKball brought new technology and innovations from Europe to Indiaball. Since he was part of the British Empire, that caused Indiaball to be involved in regional and global conflicts. Such as World War I and World War II.

After nearly 110 years, the British Empire had proven to be an irresponsible and abusive parent. Indian farmers were forced to grow indigo on their land, which was really harmful to the soil, and were paid very little for the produce. The taxes charged by the British were of the disproportionate amount and were used to support the economy of the British Empire instead of public welfare.

Indian Rebellion of 1857
The Indian Rebellion of 1857 was a major, but ultimately unsuccessful, the uprising in India in 1857–58 against the rule of the British East India Company, which functioned as a sovereign power on behalf of the British Crown. The rebellion began on 10 May 1857 in the form of a mutiny of sepoys of the Company's army in the garrison town of Meerut, 40 miles northeast of Delhi (now Old Delhi). It then erupted into other mutinies and civilian rebellions chiefly in the upper Gangetic plain and central India, though incidents of revolt also occurred farther north and east. The British were initially caught off-guard and were thus slow to react, but eventually responded with force. The lack of effective organization among the rebels, coupled with the military superiority of the British, brought a rapid end to the rebellion. The British fought the main army of the rebels near Delhi, and after prolonged fighting and a siege, defeated them and retook the city on 20 September 1857. Subsequently, revolts in other centres were also crushed. The last significant battle was fought in Gwalior on 17 June 1858, during which Rani Lakshmibai was killed. Sporadic fighting and guerrilla warfare, led by Tatya Tope, continued until spring 1859, but most of the rebels were eventually subdued.

Under the Government of India Act 1858, the Company was deprived of its involvement in ruling India, with its territory being transferred to the direct authority of the British government. At the apex of the new system was a Cabinet minister, the Secretary of State for India, who was to be formally advised by a statutory council; the Governor-General of India (Viceroy) was made responsible to him, while he, in turn, was responsible to the government. In a royal proclamation made to the people of India, Queen Victoria promised the equal opportunity of public service under British law and also pledged to respect the rights of the native princes, which she never fulfilled. The British stopped the policy of seizing land from the princes, decreed religious tolerance, and began to admit Indians into the civil service (but mainly as subordinates). However, they also increased the number of British soldiers in relation to native Indian ones and only allowed British soldiers to handle artillery. Bahadur Shah was exiled to Rangoon, Burma, where he died in 1862. In 1876, in a controversial move, Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli acceded to the Queen's request and passed legislation to give Queen Victoria the additional title of Empress of India. Liberals in Britain objected that the title was foreign to British traditions.

Entry of M.K Gandhi
After experiencing the blatant racism and the horrors of colonialism, Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi vowed to free India from the Brits.

Mahatma Gandhi launched a series of non-violent protests starting from the 'Swadeshi' movement and ending with the 'Quit India' movement.

After years of struggle and the biggest non-violent revolution in human history, finally, in 1947, the British Rajball became independent from its overlord, the  UKball. However, the religious differences between Muslims and Hindus led the country to be partitioned into Pakistanball and Indiaball.

War of 1947
On 22 October 1947, Pakistanball's Pashtun tribal militias crossed the border of the state. These local tribal militias and irregular Pakistan forces moved to take Srinagar, but on reaching Baramulla, they took to plunder and stalled. Hari Singh, the ruler of Kashmirball made a plea to India for assistance, and help was offered, but it was subject to his signing an Instrument of Accession to Indiaball.

The war was initially fought by the Jammu and Kashmir State Forces and by tribal militias from the Frontier Tribal Areas adjoining the North-West Frontier Province. Following the accession of the state to India on 26 October 1947, Indian troops were air-lifted to Srinagar, the state capital. The British commanding officers initially refused the entry of Pakistan troops into the conflict, citing the accession of the state to India. The fronts solidified gradually along what came to be known as the Line of Control. A formal cease-fire was declared at 23:59 on the night of 31 December 1948.

61 Goa liberation
The Goa liberation movement was a movement in which Indiaball took back  Goaball from  Portugalball. The movement built on the small scale revolts and uprisings of the 19th century and grew powerful during the period of 1940-1961. The movement was conducted both inside and outside Goa, and was characterized by a range of tactics including nonviolent demonstrations, revolutionary methods, and diplomatic efforts. However, Portuguese control of its Indian colonies ended only when Indiaball took back Goaball in 1961 and incorporated the clay into the Indian Union.

Lasting just 2 days, it is one of the shortest wars in history. This is one of the time when USAball was directly hostile towards Indiaball. USAball was in support of Pakistan because of a pig called Nixon who made a proposal to UNball to stop Indiaball's anschluss of  Goa clay, but the decision was vetoed by  Sovietball and  USAball with  UKball was about to launch an attack at Indiaball with a carrier fleet but again,  Sovietball send his nuclear submarine to threaten the attackers. This ensured Indiaball's anschluss of Goaball.

Sino-Indian War of 1962
This Sino-Indian War was between Chinaball and Indiaball that occurred in 1962. A disputed Himalayan border was the main pretext for war, but other issues played a role. There had been a series of violent border incidents after the 1959 Tibetball uprising, when India had granted asylum to the Dalai Lama. India initiated a Forward Policy in which it placed outposts along the border, including several north of the McMahon Line, the eastern portion of a Line of Actual Control proclaimed by Chinese Premier Zhou Enlai in 1959.

Unable to reach political accommodation on disputed territory along the 3,225-kilometre-long Himalayan border, the Chinese launched simultaneous offensives in Ladakh and across the McMahon Line on 20 October 1962. Chinese troops advanced over Indian forces in both theatres, capturing Rezang la in Chushul in the western theatre, as well as Tawang in the eastern theatre. The war ended when China declared a ceasefire on 20 November 1962 and simultaneously announced its withdrawal from one of the two disputed areas. Indian posts and patrols were removed from Aksai Chin, which came under direct Chinese control after the end of the conflict. India claims Aksai Chin is part of Jammu and Kashmirball.

Indo-Pakistan War of 1965
In 1965, the Indo-Pakistan War began following Pakistanball's Operation Gibraltar, which was designed to infiltrate forces into Jammu and Kashmir clay to precipitate an insurgency against Indian rule. India retaliated by launching a full-scale military attack on West Pakistan. The seventeen-day war caused thousands of casualties on both sides and witnessed the largest engagement of armored vehicles and the largest tank battle since World War II. Hostilities between the two countryballs ended after a UNball mandated ceasefire was declared following diplomatic intervention by the  Sovietball and the  Americaball, and the subsequent issuance of the Tashkent Declaration. Much of the war was fought by the countries' land forces in Kashmirball's clay and along the border between India and Pakistan. India returned occupied territories after the end of the war but still waiting for Pakistan to return the occupied territories.

Nathu La and Cho La incidents/Sino-Indian War 1967
It is also considered as the Sino-Indian War 1967. The Nathu La and Cho La incidents, (11–14 September 1967 and 1 October 1967 respectively) were a series of military clashes between Indiaball and Chinaball alongside the border of Himalayan Kingdom of  Sikkim, then an Indian protectorate.

The clashes started on 11 September 1967, when the People's Liberation Army launched an attack on Indian posts at Nathu La, which lasted till 15 September 1967. In October 1967, another dual took place at Cho La and ended on the same day.

The end of the conflict resulted in the defeat of the PLA by the hands of the Indian Army. Many PLA fortifications at Nathu La were said to be destroyed. In the two incidents, Indian casualties was of 88 while PLA casualties was 403. There have been sources claiming otherwise, due to India having more foreign contact and friends.

Bangladesh Liberation
The Indo-Pakistani War of 1971 was a military confrontation between Indiaball and Pakistan that occurred during the events in the liberation war in East Pakistan, from 3 December 1971 to the Fall of Dhaka on 16 December 1971. Indiaball started the proxy war against Pakistanball's atrocities towards Bengalis by supporting Bengali separatists and even establishing their training centres and HQ on their clay. Bengali separatists engaged in a bloody conflict with Pakistanball. This made Pakistanball to launch airstrikes on 11 air stations. USAball was on Pakistanball and asked some nations to pressurise Indiaball. Now Indiaball was poor as he didn't have any ally. Now came Indiaball's best friend, Soviet Unionball who helped Indiaball against Pakistan. Whoever knew that Soviet Unionball was on Indiaball's side, they ran away from the war thus, Pakistan lost within 13 days(approx. 2 weeks). Even though Indiaball believes that USAball was on  Pakistanball side but the reality is that  USAball had imposed arms embargo on  Pakistanball prior to the start of war. Hence Pakistanball was never able to recover its losses from the previous war.

Anschluss of Siachen
Sometimes called the Siachen War, is a military conflict between Indiaball and Pakistanball over the disputed Siachen Glacier region in Kashmirball. A cease-fire went into effect in 2003. The contentious area is about 2,300 km2 to nearly 2,600 km2 of territory. The conflict began in 1984 with India's successful Operation Meghdoot during which it gained control over all of the Siachen Glacier (unoccupied and undemarcated area). India has established control over all of the 70 kilometers long Siachen Glacier and all of its tributary glaciers, as well as the three main passes of the Saltoro Ridge immediately west of the glacier—Sia La, Bilafond La, and Gyong La. Pakistan controls the glacial valleys immediately west of the Saltoro Ridge. According to TIME magazine, India gained more than 3,000 km2 of territory because of its military operations in Siachen.

Kargil
The Kargil War was an armed conflict between Indiaball and  Pakistanball that took place between May and July 1999 in the Kargil district of Kashmir and elsewhere along the Line of Control (LOC). In India, the conflict is also referred to as Operation Vijay, which was the name of the Indian operation to clear the Kargil sector.

The cause of the war was the infiltration of Pakistani soldiers and Kashmiri militants into positions on the Indian side of the LOC, which serves as the de facto border between Indian and Pakistani clay. During the initial stages of the war, Pakistan blamed the fighting entirely on independent Kashmiri insurgents, but documents left behind by casualties and later statements by Pakistan's Prime Minister and Chief of Army Staff proved the involvement of Pakistani paramilitary forces led by General Ashraf Rashid. The Indian Army, later supported by the Indian Air Force, recaptured all of the lost positions on the Indian side of the LOC infiltrated by the Pakistani troops and militants. Facing international diplomatic opposition, the Pakistani forces withdrew from the remaining Indian positions along the LOC. Result: Indiaball took back clay.

Since then this country is fast growing. It has border conflicts due to the Jammu and Kashmirball, claimed by Indiaball,  Pakistanball and  Chinaball.

China–India border standoff
The China–India border standoff was from 6 June 2017 till 28 August 2017. Chinaball wanted to build infrastructure through Bhutanball  which would gain it strategic and military influence into north-eastern Indian states. If Chinaball builds infrastructure to the thin geographic area then it could cut off  Indiaball's access via ​West Bengal into its eastern states of  Assam,  Meghalaya and  Arunachal Pradesh.

After a 2 month long standoff Chinaball finally backed down. However, Indiaball is still suspicious and improved its border security. Indiaball is also concerned about Chinaball's unfounded land grabs territorial claims to the Indian state of  Arunachal Pradesh.

Close Relationship with Taiwan
On October 10 2020, Indiaball celebrated Taiwanball's national day, which gone viral on the internet. This surprised Taiwan's president Tsai Ying-wen and said, 'Thank you to all of our dear friends in India for your well wishes on  #TaiwanNationalDay. Together, we can take pride in safeguarding our shared values like freedom & human rights, & defending our democratic way of life. #namaste' on Twitter. As such, territorial disputes aside, Taiwan and India became friends. Pakistanball on the other hand went to celebrate Chinaball's day.

Personality
Indiaball is friendly with almost every countryball on the globe. He loves Indian cuisine such as curry and often eats with his bare hands. He likes computers and is a traditionalist for upholding and practicing ancient traditions. There are many different cultures and ethnic groups which makes him multicultural. He speaks multiple languages, mostly Hindi and English. He is religious and sometimes fanatic. Mainly Hinduism (79.8%) with beliefs in reincarnation and that cows are sacred. 12.7% believe in Islam. He still follows the "caste system" to some degree, but it's not official by law. He enjoys watching Bollywood movies with High budget special effects. He gets agitated when people confuse him with Native Americans (Amerindians), because Indiaballs are the real and original Indians. He always tries to be Clean

Indiaball of the time, he is happy that he is able into space with his own rockets. He has one of the fastest-growing major economies in the world (3rd by GDP PPP). He is best at cricket (Also Has Best Cricket League -IPL), the Spelling Bee, field hockey, and tech support. He is also in football, though most don't know that because he can't into the Fédération Internationale de Football Association World Cup. He qualified into the 1950 World Cup but had to withdraw soon after. Some people believe it happened because nobody allowed him to play barefoot or due to some shitty controversies revolving around his team. However, he is still practicing for football and is hopeful.

Indiaball despises his arch-rivals Pakistanball and  Chinaball because of the  Kashmirball dispute and the Sino-Indian War of 1962. He is a regional power and the dominant power of South Asia. He has one of the largest militaries with nukes and the 4th strongest (2020) in the world. He can be rather cunning and intelligent. He suffers from substantial corruption. He used to give donations to Bangladeshball. Now he gives it to Nepalrawr,  Maldivesball and also sometimes military support in his free time. He is fed up with separatists in some parts of his clay, mostly in the north-east. Indiaball has a love, hate relationship with his adoptive father UKball( most of which is hate  ).

States and Territories


Indiaball has 28 states, 7 union territories, and the national capital territory.

States
These are the 28 states:


 * Andhra Pradeshball:- Visakhapatnamball Has One The Biggest Ports Of Whole South Asia
 * Arunachal Pradeshball:- (disputed between and )
 * Assamball:-(Biggest Sis Of all Northeastern 7 Sis. I Like Your Momos)
 * Biharball :-(I DIDNT SEE THAT! YOU HAVE BIGGER POPULATION THAN Please Stop Producing Babies)
 * Chhattisgarhball :-( my poorest state. he is destroyed by That Naxals and Maoist.)
 * Goaball :-(Can Into Rich! he can too have casinos like His bro claimed till 70's By Portugalball)
 * Gujaratball:-(My Prime Minister Is from here)
 * Haryanaball:-(My Wrestling State)
 * Himachal Pradeshball:- (My One Of the Most Mountainous States)
 * Jharkhandball:-(My Mineral Rich State Also has Problems With Naxalites)
 * Karnatakaball:-(My IT industry Is in Bangalore You're Dishes Are Tasty Tastier and better than your southern Brothers )
 * Keralaball:-(My Communist State Fuck Your Government!! My Most prosperous state Kind of.)
 * Madhya Pradeshball:-(Sorry For the Disaster That Happen)
 * Maharashtraball:-(My Stronkest State like California He can Into Flims Companies Food and Tourism)
 * Manipurball:-(My Flag Was First Raised Here)
 * Meghalayaball:-(My most Christian State)
 * Mizoramball
 * Nagalandball
 * Odishaball:- (One Of the Most Oldest State and Also Can Into Frequent Cyclones)
 * Punjabball:-(My Most Popular State in the world)
 * Rajasthanball:-( My Desert State)
 * Sikkimball:-(He was His Own Kingdom For Sometime But His People Chosen Me And Became My state)
 * Tamil Naduball ( My Tamil State He can Into Rule Lanka For Centuries But Rebel Like How Your Mate Did)
 * Telanganaball:- (Newest State )
 * Tripuraball:-(He Has Problem About Bangla Refugees)
 * Uttar Pradeshball:-(My most Populous State Bigger than Brazilball)
 * Uttarakhandball (Mine Most Religious State and Most scared state. I Don't know Why You Hate Him)
 * West Bengalballball (Yuo and Yuor Big Sis Speak same Language But Don't You Unify with her. Also yuor chief minister is ze WORST!!! REMOVE SEPARATISTS!!!! REMOVE Naxalites!!! REMOVE MAMATA BANARJEE!!!)

Union territories
There are 8 union territories and the national capital territory Delhiball.


 * Andaman and Nicobar Islandsball:-( My Archipelago in Bay of Bengal Which is Near Mallaca Strait. Also Has This Guy who Kills EVERYONE WHO COMES NEAR HIM WITH SPEAR.)
 * Chandigarhball
 * Dadra and Nagar Haveli and Daman and Diuball
 * Delhiball:- (has Mine Capital but too Overrated ALSO FUCK Your Scammers They Ruin Everyone's Reputation!)
 * Lakshadweep:-( He Literally Is on Ventilator. Plz Help Stop Global Warming. Please Stop!!!!!!! This Guy is also Telling You all to stop it.)
 * Puducherryball:-(My Little France)
 * Ladakkhball:-(official on October the 31st, 2019).
 * Jammu And Kashmirball:- (YOU'RE MINE!!!!!!! NEVER TRY TO LEAVE ME!!! Otherwise... [[File:India-icon (tangle).png]]  [[File:India-icon (tangle).png]])

दोस्त (Friends)
Friends with most countryballs, but the more important ones are:
 * Armeniaball - He hates Pakistan for not recognizing him. Anyone who hates  Pakistan is my friend. And also I'll support you against  That ə spammer.
 * Brazilball - He one of my trade partners is a fellow member of BRICSbrick. BUT TELL YOUR FATHER THAT GOA IS MINE!!!!!
 * Bhutanball - What a happy monk brother! He doesn't give a fuck about the world and me. But that damn commie China wants to take his clay! Don't mess with the Thunder Dragon Nation you China devil! I'll promise I will give him missiles. Not to mention, my army protects him. Colonized!
 * Canadaball - A very important ally to rival against China. Although he was culturally appropriating, but I can forgive him as I like to bearhug Trudeau as Modi. We are fine now and we have covid to deal with. AND STOP SUPPORTING KHALISTAN OR I SUPPORT QUEBEC.
 * Franceball - She is my best European friend and Airplane dealer. Thanks for supporting my nuclear tests. but can you tell your son to change his goddamn flag!! She Had A Colony In Asia Named After Me and China.
 * Germanyball - My BMW, Mercedes, Audi, Porsche, and most importantly Volkswagen supplier. Thanks for everything Deustchland. But I will remember how you dehumanized the Swastika in your past! And You're Not Aryan! I and My Brother are Indo-Aryan. But I still respect you since you apologized for your WW2.
 * Greeceball - A historical and very distant friend. Alexander the Great can into conquerings my clay (well, more like the northern part). I also gave him elephants during the Mauryan times and we like to learn together. Both of us are of very ancient civilization.
 * Chileball - I felt Bad For him Because of the Earthquakes. And We both hate PewDiePie.
 * Indonesiaball - We are an old friend since the ancient times. He has been mentioned as 'Yawádweep in the Rāmayan. In the 1950s, He gave me a ton of rices when I suffered the great starving. Then I gib him tones of clothes and support at any political problem. We are also founding members of the non-aligned movement. I like Bali Because he has some Good Beaches. but pls Yuor son is gonna try to steal my son clay from me!!
 * Tringapore - Look, my people apologized for plagarizing one of your songs. However, I give marines for him, but why yuo hate T-Series though?
 * Californiaball - OK so yuo makes Hollywood that my Bollywood, thats my best movie and yuo create myTwo show in My clay.
 * Iranball - My Aryan Bro, who shares a good relationship with Modi. 71% of Iranians viewed India's influence positively, with 21% viewing it negatively, the most favorable rating of India for any country in the world Also, due to Iran being on good terms with both India and Pakistan, Iran has offered to serve as a mediator between the two. So thanks for calming both our relations down. But He into Ask me to Not to go with America and Western Countries As Friends..
 * Iraqball - A Good friend. I like some of his food he likes mine.
 * Israelcube - Best Middle East friend, Gibs weapon technology. We will remove that evil kebab together in Pakistan. You and I are normally not respected by Western media . My Jewish-Indiaballs are Israeli citizens. His citizens favor my country. 19 years of friendship! Thanks for your help on 1999! Also thanks for Covid aid .  But please stop bullying Palestine. I recognize him too you know.
 * Switzerlandball - Thanks for My Maggi I like Maggi noodles and sauces "it's different!!"
 * Japanball - She is my best friend in Eastern Asia and also hates This COMMIE. We can both into Curry and Security pact, and I really like his anime, technology, bullet trains and all his items. One day she will help us get into Bullet Trains. DEFEND ANIME AND VIDEO GAMES!!!DEFEND SUSHI!!!! But please apologize for WW2.
 * Malaysiaball - HE IS NOT KEBAB, DEFEND NASI LEMAK! His new government wanted to reset our relationship and stop supporting this kebab. Your ex-PM Mahathir said Kashmir belongs to Pakistan, then he betrayed everyone by resigning. Now your Muhyiddin wants to stop interfering our affairs, avoid talking about Kashmir and focus re-establish our relations which is cool. I think you should return Zakir Naik to us for being a prolapsed anus to you. I will write an extradition letter to make the process official.  And, you are the most hypocritical countryball I have ever met because his population is 61% kebab while he has a large amount of Chinese and Indian diaspora in his clay. He also can into Diversity! We will work together to remove COVID-19 and were both like Maggi!!!
 * Philippinesball - I remember my representative in 1994, she won when they hosted Miss Universe back in 1994, Modi met Duterte. She also hates this filthy kebab shit.
 * Hong Kongball - You must be one of my Papa Britain's sons! I'm your big brother. He hates the PRC so I support your protests. Although he likes PewDiePie but I don't care, Brother India hopes you can into succeed and democracy!!! हाँग काँग को आज़ाद करो!!! But why do some of your protestors wave British flag . Stop idolizing Britain please, he was bad for his colonies.
 * Trinidad and Tobagoball - A good son of mine. You have brought some Indian culture to the carribean. I like Nikai minaj. She brought Indian cultures into the rap industry, but she should cover her clothings.
 * Taiwanball - A patriotic, smart, unique, liberal, nationalist and Austronesian friend who helped me to fight against Chinaball. We can into best friends because we hate  KEBAB! And thank you for letting me to celebrate your national day in 2020. You are the best and true China I've ever met. You are better than  my brother, not gonna lie.
 * Russiaball - One of my best friends now. He gibs tons of weapons. Fellow BRICS member. Can into removing kebab. Will help your economy and buy more weapons. Thanks for you help in 1971 against Pakistan .DEFEND VODKA! BUT PLEASE STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH DEVIL . Also your girls are sexy ;)
 * South Koreaball - My LG and Samsung seller. She is also the best and true Korea. She made the largest Samsung factory in me. We both hate Italyball so we're fine. She also hates  Fake China
 * Miamiball - He has a flag similar (STEALER BUT IT WORKS). I CAN DOMINATE YOU WITH MY SPORTS MUAHAHAHAHHA. I CAN RULE IN BASKETBALL!
 * Sovietball (Except from football) - Come back plox. Also my Best friend (though he was a bit violent) but never forget yuo Knocked me with 11-1!!
 * UAEball - I make half of his population. Also Emirates number 1!!!!!!!!
 * Kuwaitball - Some of my people move to her clay for her money. Colonized.
 * Qatarball - Whenever he's in danger I of protectings him. He also has a lot of Indians in his clay and I like your airlines too( but still not as good as Emirates ).
 * USAball - Even though we have been trading partners, he's now trying to drag me into his trade war with Chinko . And he disapproves my friendship with  My oldest and best friend and  Aryan Friend. I w  ill take away all your American jobs and colonize you! But still, our relations are very good, I guess. He helped me win independence so he's good. So out of all of my friends besides  Russia, I think I like him the best.​​​​ Sometimes I wonder if  he and his neighbours are basically the North American/Western version of  us. I'm secretly obsessed with his children  . Oh, don't forget that I kicked yuor ass in 1971 because yuo supported that  urdu kebab!. And could you please be a bit nicer to Russia, cold war is already over you know???
 * Nigeriaball - We are of very good friends and trading partners. He and his neighbors are the African versions of us as well. We both are very mineral rich! I have gold and he have oil. But You have A Really Good Nollywood Industry as well.
 * Mauritiusball - Another Hindu brother, also the most prosperous state in Africa, also the largest FDI. Please Be Hindu and I will Give You Aid and Monies. :)
 * Egyptball - A fellow Non-Aligned friend. He is Also An Ancient Friend as Well. He and I have Rivalry For Which is Better, especially Taj Mahal or Pyramids.
 * Yugoslaviaball - An another non-aligned friend. Please come back!!!
 * Serbiaball - Fellow Kebab removing friend. He is my best friend and a son of Yugoslavia!!! Also I don’t recognize the fake state of Kosovo!!!
 * Ghanaball - Another Non-Alligned movement founder. BUT DONT PLAY COFFIN DANCE IN INDIA WE DON'T HAVE ANY TRADITIONS LIKE COFFINS FOR BURIAL.
 * Bangladeshball - My Little Sister. I Liberated her from that filthy kebab pigshit. But please don't Support Pakistan and  China.

उलझे हुए (Complicated)

 * Saudi Arabiaball - We are trade partners, but he is a land full of kebabs. He is enemies with my Aryan brother and is friends with my [[File:Pakistan-icon.png]] stoopid kebab brother. Cmon, watch me remove kebabs hahahahahaha
 * Myanmarball - Stop sending yuor stupid Rohingyas into my clay! Damn! Now I know how those  euroguys feel. AND STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH  CHINABALL. However you support me against  that little pig worshipper.
 * Uzbekistanball - MY 2ND PRIME MINISTER DIED MYSTERIOUS IN TASKHENT BUT YOU MADE A WHOLE STREET IN HIS TRIBUTE AND ALSO YOU ARE MY BEST FREND IN CENTRAL ASIA
 * NepalRawr - He is of Hindu like me. But he can be savage at times. He's cool unless you pissed him off, which is when he takes out that Kukri and cuts your body open. He also hates me for imposing blockade and interfering in it's politics. He also has a disputed territory (Kalpana territory) with me. Oh wait he's getting pulled away by someone damn. My 29th state!. Sometimes tell good jokes like Shri Ram was born in his clay.
 * Palestineball - This one is like a Levant version (Actually way more violent and unstable) of Jammu & Kashmir. My citizens are divided on him (mainly due to his support of Masood Azhar). But still, I provide aid to him for some humanitarian reasons.
 * [[File:Sentinelese-icon.png]] Sentineleseball - When you ever think North Korea is crazy... I'll just leave your people alone on your tiny island.
 * Swedenball - I do like Sweden for its cultures like Volvo and IKEA. But the most thing I hate about Sweden is PewDiePie. Pewds thinks he is #1, BUT T-SERIES IS THE NEW NUMBER ONE!! Frankly, PewDiePie is offering to help our country's Child Laborers, we thank you so much! But we still believe that T-Series will still win against you! Wait... YOU SURRENDERED TO T-SERIES!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT BITCH!!! At least we have some  common enemies. ALSO TELL YOUR  BROTHER TO STOP CALLING ME FAKE MUSLIMS!
 * [[File:Niger-icon.png]] Nigerball - STOP STEALING MUH FLAG YOU FILTHY AFRICAN FLAG STEALER!! But thanks for helping me in my war against this Dumb clay stealer.
 * Sri Lankaball - Brother. Stop getting so cozy with Chinaball! Or suffer a military coup. Also, stop killing my fishermen. He has a lot of Hindus in his clay just forget about the Tamil Eelamball, okay...
 * UKball - My tyrannical adoptive father. How dare you kill my people!? Never forget Jalliawala Bagh! Gib Koh-I-noor back! I will also never forget the sugar farm slavery. And everyone thought that you brought hell to west Africa, we dealt with that pain too!! But I've moved on since yuo support me for permanent UNSC seat. He has a lot of Indians in his clay. I'm friends with him. But the problem is, yuo made Pakistan born tho.. i like your bob the builder but control you GODDAMN BBC RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!
 * Turkeyball - We both are interested in working on space technology together, but y u supporting Paki in the Kashmirball dispute! IS MY CLAY YUO UNDERSTAND?!
 * - CRIMEA IS RUSSIA! But if he he keeps saying Arunanchal-Pradesh is Sino-Tibetan, I will back up with you.
 * Argentinaball - We are friends in football, and I also support you on the Malvinas dispute... BUT STOP EATING COWS!!!!! COWS ARE SACRED TO THE INDIANS!!!!! Also, I am bigger than you!

दुश्मन (Enemies)

 * [[File:Pakistan-icon.png]] Pakistanball - WORST ENEMY!!!!! A SELF-RIGHTEOUS TERRORIST KEBAB WITH NUKES! HE THINKS THAT HE CAN REMOVE ME?! WELL, WE MIGHT HAVE THE SAME AMOUNT OF NUKES, BUT MY NUKES MORE BETTER THAN YOU PIG! GO DIE YOU FILTHY URDU PIG WORSHIPPER, YOU SCUM OF THE EARTH WHY DO YUO OF EXISTINGS, LIFE WOULD BE BETTER WITHOUT YOU! SIR CREEK AND KASHMIR ARE BOTH MY CLAY, YOU SHOULD GO BURN IN HELL ALONG WITH YOUR OTHER ISLAMIC FRIENDS, REMOVE KEBAB! YOU'RE ALSO BORN FROM INCEST! GIB INDUS VALLEY NOW!!! Otherwise my name won't make sense मुझे लगता है कि तुम एक पागल हो, और तुम खुद भी यह बात जानते हो! I  At least we both hate TikTok so I think we should be friends someday..  At least we're both cricket rivals.. Don't forget 2001 and 2008!
 * Chinaball - FUCK YUO!!! FAKE CHINA!!! ANOTHER WORST ENEMY!!! HOW DARE YOU SUPPORT [[File:Pakistan-icon.png]] PAKISTAN??!!!! 1962 WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE! I GAVE YOU VETO SEAT AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?! IN REVENGE I FUCKED YOU IN 1967!!!! 1967 AND 1974 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!!! YOU THINK YOU WILL BEAT ME BUT MY POPULATION WILL DO! ALSO, STOP INFECTING ME WITH YOUR STUPID CORONAVIRUS! YOU KNOW WHAT, I WILL LEAVE SCO AND BRICS SOON! IM TIRED OF YOUR SHITTY ALLIANCE!! AND WHY DID YOU ATTACK ME!!!! FREE MY PROUDEST BROTHER HONG KONG FROM THIS INSTEAD!!!! HOW DARE YOU STOLE HIM????!!!!!!! YOU REALIZED THAT KIDNAPPING HONG KONG DESTROYED MY FATHER'S EMPIRE( Actually a good thing, never liked my father's empire anyways, but please  be nicer to Hong Kong and remove that shitty NSL law ), YOU HEAR ME???  PAPA BRITAIN WAS WORKING SO HARD ON HIS EMPIRE UNTIL YOU CAME IN AND TORN IT APART ON 1ST JULY, 1997!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S IT HE WILL ANNEX YOU, SPLITTING YOU INTO TWO CLAYS SOON!!!! STAY AWAY FOR YOUR VIRUS!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA I HOPE  NATIONALISTIC CHINA WILL ANNEX YOU SOON!!!!! RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At least we can into trade, I was among the first non commie clays to recognize you, we both like Russia and we both face problems from Western media, so why do you behave like an asshole and also betrayed me in 1962?? You are testing my patience,  stop your border shit before I end up doing something we both regret . However despite being a bitch in general she is much better than [[File:Pakistan-icon.png]] Pakistanball and I'm being jealous from her High Speed Rail (secretly), we can also into BRICS.
 * Azerbaijanball - LEAVE ARMENIA ALONE YOU  PAKISTANI PUPPET!!!! CUT IT OUT WITH YOUR USELESS "Ə"!!!  My people don't know much about you tbh. 
 * Gypsyball - We have barely anything in common with you. Most Balkan countryballs hate me because of yuo, even though it is not of my fault. Yuo are a shame to everyone back home. Who cares... yuo are of poor... I is of rich and relevant, I of emerging power.
 * Portugalball - GOA IS MINE! You're never getting it back! if you complain again i will invade your european mainland and colonize yuo. Atleast we're presently friends!
 * Bosnia and Herzegovinaball - He hates me for no reason and he also called me his worst enemy. Don't know what did I ever do to him.
 * Somaliaball - Bloody Pirate! He is an Islamic Terrorist K*ffir. But you like camels. He is besties with That terrorist since they love to make a wrench to the rest of the world. Wanna tell you a secret? He kills Camels you know? I HAVE CAMEL MILK FRESH ONES YOU REQUIRE CONTACT ME!!!
 * Ghanaball - (rarely) Stop bullying me with your coffin dance about Corona. Do I have to talk about your corrupted hospitals and aids? Also I'm not dating Nigeria. I hacked him with Nigeria's help, so now He has coronavirus-like us! hehehehehehehe
 * Italyball - I actually like you and your cool cars but your son, Rahul Gandhi can never rule me because he's weak (and stupid too). Modi Stronk!
 * George Soros - How Dare yuo Complaining about My Riots in 2020 even this Poop Hates yuo too!!
 * Rohingyaball - I Deported his Refugees, sorry little guy.
 * North Koreaball - YOU ARE OF FAKE KOREA! SOUTH KOREA IS REAL KOREA, YOU HEAR ME?! I HOPE SOUTH KOREA DESTROYS YOU SOON! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT NUKING ME YOU COMMUNIST PIG! REMOVE KIM FAMILY AND JUCHE! AND ALSO STOP SUPPORTING  COMMIE AND THAT  PUNK! I actually feel more sorry for you than hate you and most of my people don't know you much. Also we're also trade partners like me with  China.
 * मार्क्सवाद (Sometimes) - 11-1 Never forget!!
 *  Swedenball (Only in memes) - YUOR PEWDIEPIE DISGRACED T-SERIES AND WHOLE COUNTRY!!!
 * Bahrainball - HE KNOCKED ME OUT OF THE ASIAN CUP! 14 JANUARY 2019 WORST DAY OF MY LIFE! I HATE RASHID! I got you colonized.

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