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CHAPTER 2:


 * Serbiaball calls Vaticanball*

Vaticanball: Hello. This is Vatican. How can I help you?

Serbiaball: I think I am possessed. Can you exorcise me?

Vaticanball: Exorcism was removed back in the 1910's. You can go to a psychiatrist, psychologist or a mental hospital.


 * Serbiaball closes telephone*

Serbiaball: Oh no... Wait. The telephone time machine... I can call the Papal States!


 * Serbiaball goes to the basement*

Serbiaball: Aha! There it is! I want to make a call in 1820's.


 * Serbiaball calls Papal Statesball through time machine telephone*

Papal Statesball: Hello? This is the Papal States. How can I help you?

Serbiaball: I think I'm possessed by demons. Can you exorcise me?

Papal Statesball: Sure! Where do you live?

Serbiaball: At Belgrade. Knez Mihailova. Cause I like shopping!

Papal Statesball: OK! We will be there in an hour.


 * Serbiaball closes time machine telephone*


 * Knock on the door*

Serbiaball: They are here? They're so fast!


 * Serbiaball looks through the peephole*


 * Sees the Balkan States*


 * Serbiaball falls to the ground*

Serbiaball: WHAT DID I DO TO YOU? YOU WANTED INDEPENDENCE AND I GAVE IT! WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Balkan States: Kosovo is not Serbia


 * silence intensifies*

CHAPTER 3 COMING SOON