Slovakiaball

"Nad Tatrou Sa Blyska Hromy Divo Biju"

- Slovakia beginning to sing his/her anthem

Slovakiaball, officially the Slovak Republicball, is a small landlocked Slavic country in Central Europe (often dubbed as the heart of Europe). He is bordered by Czechiaball to the North-West,  Austriaball to the South-West,  Hungaryball to the South,  Polandball to the North, and a small bit of  Ukraineball to the East. The country is divided into 8 regions, along with the capital Bratislavaball, which is located in the  Bratislava Regionball, giving him a total area of 18,933 square miles, making him the 127th largest country in the world. With a population of over 5 million people, he ranks 117th in the most populous countries in the world.

Since the collapse of Soviet Unionball and dissolution of  Czechoslovak Socialist Republicball, Slovakia, like many other former socialist countries, has joined the  EUball and  NATOball, to gain protection from  Russiaball. He also maintains membership in the Visegrád Groupball because of being geographically in central Europe.

His national day is January 1st

History
Sloveniaball's history started in times of his first ancestor Samo's Empireball (West Slovakia, Principality of  Nitraball, cities: Devínball, Devínska Nová Vesball,  Bratislavaball).

Then in era of king "Svatopluk I", these territories united with the Principality of Moravia, territories of Polandball and  Hungaryball to create  Great Moraviaball.

Later, Slovakia, with his full claimed territory, joined Hungaryball /  Austria-Hungaryball. Slovakia was a land, but with great agrarian areas. When Hungaryball started Magyarization with plan made from Slovakiaball and his nation next Hungarians, he started rebelling and he wanted to create with Czechball a new common state known as " Czechoslovakiaball" (Because Czechball was under Austriaball tyranny and germanization).

When The Great War (WW1) started in 1914, Slovakiaball wanted to destroy Austria-Hungaryball's tyranny and wanted to be a free nation in federation with Czechball (Czechball and Slovakiaball created Czecho-Slovakia legions).

When Czechosovakiaball was born (1918), Czechball wanted full control on Slovakia and violated the Pittsburgh Agreement (Federation Czechoslovakiaball). Now started new horrible era for Slovakiaball "Czechoslovakianization" (We are not Slovakiaball and Czechball anymore, no federation, we are only  Czechoslovakiaball).

Slovakiaball was angry at his brother Czechball, but he wanted to be friends with him. When WW2 started and Hungaryball was in Axis and wanted to annex Slovakiaball, he quickly joined Naziball as a satellite state and loyal ally as  First Slovak Republicball. But First Slovak Republicball lost his south territories to Hungaryball in the "Vienna Arbitration" and after the Slovak–Hungarian War or Little War.

First Slovak Republicball fought with Soviet Unionball, because he hated communists.

First Slovak Republicball lost WW2 as an Axis power and was joined again to Czechoslovakiaball. After years ago, Slovakiaball in communist era don´t received from  Czechball federacy offer. He was still angry at his older brother. But again...

Slovakiaball has received second and final independence when Czechoslovakiaball separated to two countryballs (1993) on end of the  Warsaw Pact:  Czechball and Slovakiaball. Slovakiaball recently passed his 23rd birthday, now he can into drinkings alcohol.

Friends

 * [[File:Czech-icon.png]] Czechiaball - Best friend and brother. Well played, congratulations on beating me 3-2 OT in the IIHF. It was very fun
 * [[File:Czech-icon.png]] Czechoslovakiaball - CMON CZECHIA! (FUSES INTO CZECHOSLOVAKIA #2)
 * Polandball - Other brother. He is the other Westernmost slav. We are strong partners in peacekeeping. Gratulacje Polska! Happy 100th anniversary to you
 * Serbiaball - He's good Slavic friend and good Kebab remover (when he doesn't mention a word about genocide)
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - Thanks for getting me into NATOball. Please safeguard me from Russia in case he goes wild.
 * Non-Slavic Brother - Helps me remove Hungary. Also has problem with gypsies.
 * Germanyball - Thanks for getting me into the EU but you are also scary. Don't give me that nightmare again. I'm still watching you.
 * [[File:Croatia-icon.png]] Croatiaball - Favorite holiday destination. (Can't wait for summer!)
 * Ukraineball - Best supportful ally! I will defend you from the Russians just like what happened to me in 1968!
 * Austriaball - We had a good history with each other. We also live really close to each others capital making it more fun to travel :) We also like to drink.
 * Hungaryball  -  - You do like to remove kebab quite well so I will recognize you as a non-slavic friend. We used to not be friendly until now! I will "safeguard" your Hungarian minority living in my area.
 * Sloveniaball - Although you resemble me in a sort of a weird way (From the Name/Flag) I recognize you as a peaceful country who is also competitive in hockey. We also like to trade with each other
 * [[File:Mongolia-icon.png]] Mongoliaball - One of my best Asian buddies. We were very good friends and business partners. (and still are)
 * Asian Bro - Big and strong Asian friend. We share a great relationship with each other

Enemies

 * Torturer - Worse nightmare ever, I will remember you for bringing shame to my country in 1968.
 * ​​ Czechiaball - I am sometimes insane when I drink with either Russia (Abuser) or Poland! (Neighbor)
 * ​​ Warm beer - Even best friend can turn into enemy. If the beer is hot, archenemy is triggered.
 * Putin We have a lot in common, but he is also a little aggressive (I'm sometimes scared of him). Yeah, and we both love ice hockey. We hate each other now since the UK attack on the Skirpals and the fact that I had to expell three Russian diplomats. You stole my flag you freaking Blyat!  YOU ARE THE WORST ON POLITICS PUTIN! YOU SUCK (vy nasávat!).
 * Belarusball - You are nothing but a puppet to the evil Russia. No Respect for you Lukashenko. (Destroys Belarus's hockey stick).
 * Fuhrer - One of me and my Czech brother's worse nightmare! Do not remind me or him of the past or I will cry in bed with Poland.
 * Reichtangle - OH MOTHER OF GOD! (Faints)
 * Austria-Hungaryball - Same as Nazi Germanyball and  Reichtangle.
 * Austrian Empireball - Same as Austria-Hungaryball
 * Kingdom of Hungaryball (1000-1526) - Same as Austrian Empireball
 * [[File:Kosovo-icon.png]] Kosovoball - I recognize you as a terrorist state 404. I will not make good friendship with you for hurting my dear  Brother in the Yugoslav war. Also, you've ruined the image of even your own brother, Albania!
 * ISISball - Go somewhere else with your muslim craziness such as Pakistan or some other desert countries. (But I will pay you 5000 Euros to mess in Kosovo)
 * Yugoslaviaball - Thanks to you and your dirty war in 1991 against your separatists (which was a time of turmoil), I had to "defuse" with Czech Republic (Who also didn't want to).

Family

 * Kingdom of Bohemiaball - Father
 * Czechoslovakiaball - Fusion with Czechiaball
 * Sovietball - Shameful Uncle
 * Yugoslaviaball - Bad Uncle
 * Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball - Uncle
 * Czechiaball - Brother
 * Liberlandball - Nephew
 * Polandball - Cousin
 * Belarusball - Cousin
 * Russiaball - Cousin
 * Ukraineball - Cousin
 * Bosnia and Herzegovinaball - Cousin
 * Croatiaball - Cousin
 * Macedoniaball - Cousin
 * Montenegroball - Cousin
 * Serbiaball - Cousin
 * Sloveniaball - Cousin
 * Bulgariaball - Cousin

Gallery
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