User blog:Cynical04TR/Turkish City Stereotypes

Merhaba ! Benim adım Cynical Turk, and I’m your guide to the marvelous land of Turkey. So lets begin.

01 - Adana Adana has some of the most batshit crazy people in Turkey. From a guy who shot at the sun to another guy who disarmed a bomb after kicking it because he got impatient as the bomb squad failed to show up, its kinda like the Florida of Turkey, but with slums and even more sunshine. It has a very diverse ecosystem. In the vast and wild shanties and the backstreets where cannabis plants thrive, scorpions, land crabs, giant fucking spiders and snakes can be found. Occasionally, even rare sea turtles and piranhas can be spotted in the sewers. It is a delightfully fucked up place

02 - Adıyaman One of the smaller cities of Turkey, its kinda like the South Dakota of Turkey in a sense that aside from a bunch of statues on a mountain, its a desolate wasteland.

03 - Afyonkarahisar (or just Afyon) This city is named after opium, just throwing that out there. Its a large yet forgotten city. Its mostly a conservative islamist place and ir has great kadayıf topped with buffalo cream.

04 - Ağrı Armenians want this city because it has (half of) mount ararat, atleast its significant to some people. Because other than having (half of) the largest mountain in Turkey and a couple old Armenian churches, Its cold as shit

05 - Amasya This city is only known for having apples

06 - Ankara Ankara is unique in a sense that 100 years ago, it was literally nothing, but now its the capital of Turkey. Its known for its obsession with the Saz which is a kind of Turkish guitar and having a shitton of malls. The best part about visiting Ankara is going back to Istanbul.

07 - Antalya It has a lot of hotel resorts and beautiful beaches. However with the exception of places like Kaş, most of those places are utter shite. It has alot of perverted drunkards desperately wanting bobs and vegene from Russian women.

08 - Artvin Right next to Georgia, Its the honey capital of Turkey and is one of the only places in the world where beekeepers earn more than doctors. In contrast to the surrounding cities, its a fairly chill and a nice place to visit.

09 - Aydın Its alot like İzmir, but unlike İzmir, it has actually preserved its culture and is not a generic metropolis. Thats why the chips brand Lays’ chose a woman from Aydın to be its mascot in Turkey. Yiyin gari !

10 - Balıkesir I don’t know about this city, do you know about this city? because i don’t

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