Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-39133133-20190511030520/@comment-38424373-20190516232200

Ottoman Empire

-The entire Ottoman military is mobilized in case of a Khmer terrorist attack, the Constantinople International Speedway is guarded with 400 troops in case of an attack there.

-After hearing about the insult to Mussolini, Tekin states that he is a healthy, friendly kebab (except when it comes down to declaring wars on the bad guys, which is when he gets aggresive) leader, and that the quality of living is better in the Ottoman Empire than in Communist Kampuchea or any communist country, because in the Ottoman Empire, you will have plenty of food to eat, whereas in a communist country, the government distributes your food and you must eat what you have.