Chicagoball

Chicagoball is a city of Illinoisball, USAball.

History
Chicagoball was settled in 1770 by French Empireball and cedeed at USAball by natives. He is mad at Houstonball for trying to take his 3rd place in population, and Los Angelesball for doing it in 1990.

Chicagoball is also well known for its sports teams. The Bulls won multiple NBA titles in the early 1990s, the Blackhawks won multiple Stanley Cups in the 2010s, and he has been waiting over 100 years for the Cubs to win the World Series in baseball again, and he is happy, because the Cubs are in the World Series.

Relations
Israelcube- On top of being the worst mayor ever, thieving Israelcube also stole his flag design from me! That's why I spraypaint his house with swastikas at night and then blame Naziball, hehehehe... although I did vote for him twice because I was drunk on Old Style on election day.

Houstonball- Evil cityball tries to steal 3rd place from me.

Miamiball- Thieving Miami Heat tried to steal my team colors! Miamiball probably also stole all that warm weather from me! Now winter is cold as balls! Anyone know how to accelerate global warming?

Los Angelesball- I will take back 2nd place from Los Angelesball some day! I hope he dies of an earthquake!

New York Cityball- The snobby arrogant cityball always looks down on me. This a-hole thinks I'm crime-ridden, corrupt, and inferior!

Detroitball- Crime-ridden, corrupt, and inferior 4th rate cityball to laugh at!

St. Louisball- (See Detroitball)

Clevelandball- IT. IS. ON. 2016 WORLD SERIES TIME!

Wisconsinball- Evil nitwit Cheeseheads. But Milwaukeeball is my little bro, though.

Indianaball- Stupid Hoosier sells me cheap cigarettes, fireworks, and guns so I can't complain

Rest of Illinoisball- Stupid downstate country bumpkins want to kick me out

Mississippiball- Annoying uncle who sells me cheap guns out of his van

Polandball- My close uncle from the old country (although not as close as before).

Mexicoball- He moved into Polandball's old neighborhood. Cheap tacos are here!

Palestineball- Free, Free, Palestine! Wait... if Israelcube frees Palestineball, then who else would operate my neighborhood convenience stores?

Irelandball- We're sure that Mrs. Irelandball's cow started the 1871 fire. But it's all good now because we dye the river green and get sloshed at the South Side Irish parade.

Italyball- Unhygienic uncle who gave me and my neighbors mafia disease because he forgot to wash his hands while cooking spaghetti. But mafia disease also helped me make a lot of blackmail... oops I meant, campaign contributions. Italyball no longer has to worry about washing his hands because nowadays, he hires Mexicoball to do all the work.