Norwayball

"Hinga Dinga Durgen!"

- Spongebob

Norwayball, officially the Kingdom of Norwayball is a countryball in Northern Europe. His clay borders Sweden to the East, and also stretches up to the North of Finland and Northwest of Russia. The country is divided into 18 counties with the capital  Osloball acting as one of them, giving him a total area of 385,252 square kilometres, making him the 6th largest country in Europe and 67th largest in the world. As of 2016, he has a population of 5.233 million inhabitants.

Being geographically in Northern Europe with very westernized views means he can into NATOball and  EFTAball. However, he refuses to accept invitations from EUball due to being very stingy with his oil.

Norwayball is one of the richest and happiest balls in the world due to it's oil and exports. His citizens enjoy human rights and low crime rates, and his government is ranked one of the least corrupt in the world. While he does worry about his fighting chance against Russiaball, he has  NATOball to protect him.

His birthday is June 7th.

Viking times
In the early Middle Ages, Norway was ruled by a Viking society. The society is of havings three classes: Jarls (land lords like in Skyrim), Karls (peasants) and Thralls (slaves). Each year the Jarls had important meeting with the Karls where they into discussing important matters and solving problems concerning law. For example, if a Karl had killed another Karl's thrall then the the Karl who lost his thrall got to pick a Thrall from the other Karl's Thralls and kill him or take him as his own Thrall. Is of confusing but makes some sense. But if Jarl is of saying that Karl is of not into guilty, the offended Karl could say nothing against that. The Vikings were also traders and raiders, hinting at what "Viking" meant (seafarer). Is of obvious that Vikings can into trading much overseas with other people. The Vikings had trade routes in Scotland and  Russia and they also formed the Byzantine kings' bodyguard (Varangian guard). Until 1814, his kingdom included Faroe Islandsball,  Greenlandball, and  Icelandball. It also included Bohuslän until 1658, Jämtland and Härjedalen until 1645, Shetland and Orkney until 1468, and the Hebrides and Isle of Man until 1266. He was also shared by his brother Swedenball.

WW2
Nazi Germanyball decided to invade Norwayball because he wanted Swedenball's steel. Norway was occupied by Nazi Germanyball through 1940 to 1945. (stupid Nazi). Norwayball played a small role during WW2. The most significant thing they into doing was Tungtvassaksjonen sabotage, where the Norwegian resistance sabotaged a Heavy Water plant so that Hitler couldn't get the Di-deuterium oxide needed, a prime ingredient in fabricating of scary Nuke.

After WW2
2011 was probably into worst year for Norway. In that year Norway is of losing immunity to modern terrorism when Lone Wolf terrorist Anders Behring Breivik into attacking Norway by detonating car bomb at Oslo and opening fire at Utøya Island. He into life in prison. Norway can also into oil monies, as he is very stronk economy and happiest country according to UNball. He can into having both administrative and political subdivisions on two levels: counties and municipalities. The Sámi people have a certain amount of self-determination and influence over traditional territories through the Sámi Parliament and the Finnmark Act. He can also into maintainings close ties with both the  EUball and USAball. He is of a founding member of the United Nations,  NATO, the European Free Trade Association, the Council of Europe, the Antarctic Treaty, and the  Nordic Council a member of the European Economic Area, the WTO, and the OECD; and a part of the Schengen Area. He can into havings the fourth-highest per capita income in the world on the World Bank and IMF lists. On the USAball's GDP per capita list (2015 estimate) which includes autonomous territories and regions, He can into rankings as number eleven. He has the world's largest sovereign wealth fund, with a value of USD 1 trillion. He has had the highest Human Development Index ranking in the world since 2009, a position also held previously between 2001 and 2006. He also has the highest inequality-adjusted ranking, and he into rankings first on the World Happiness Report, the OECD Better Life Index, the Index of Public Integrity, and the Democracy Index.

Fun Facts

 * 98% of Norway's energy comes from hydro-electric power plants
 * In 2008, Norway knighted a penguin
 * Only 10 policemen have been killed in Norway since WW2
 * Norway introduced Salmon Sushi to Japan
 * The Lærdal Tunnel is the longest road tunnel in the world
 * In Norway, income and walth are public record, easily viewable online

Friends/Venner
Most countries but mostly

All members of NATOball

 * [[File:Denmark-icon.png]] Denmarkball-Best friend. He is very kind but why you in EU.
 * Estoniaball: Oh, so you want to be into Nordic? Okay, I'll think about it. She is Finland's wife.
 * Finlandball - My best friend and adoptive brother, tried to gib him a mountain.
 * [[File:Iceland-icon.png]] Icelandball- brother who is kinda isolated.
 * Swedenball - My brother, I can into ABBA too stop saying the whole band is Swedish, Anni-Frid is Norwegian!!
 * Switzerlandball- One of the guys who don't want to join the [[File:EU-icon.png]]Sissies club
 * UKball - We of Germanic brothers, and EUball haters! helped me during WW2 in Londonball. and we both have rainy weather.

Neutral

 * EUball- Nei! I will not join you so stop begging me to join!!!! Jeg vil never get into this club of sissies!!! We still have economic ties though.  1940 never forget!

Enemies/Fiender

 * Bermudatriangle Yuo steal min name for profit nice cruse though.
 * ISISball -  Hør her din jævla drittsekk. Slutter du å drepe alle de uskyldige menneskene så blir alt bedre.  REMOVE TERORIST!! YUOR IDEOLOGIES ARE NOT WELCOM IN YUROP!!!
 * Kebab- STOP INVADING MY COUNTRY! But thanks for hating Russia.
 * Nazi- This son of a bitch invaded me!!! NEVER FORGET 1940
 * Saudi Arabiaball- STOP EXPORTING TERRORISTS!!! YOU ARE OPPRESSIVE!!!! ALSO I HAVE BETTER OIL!!! We can share the oil together!
 * [[File:Spanish-Empire-icon.png]] Spanish Empireball - Columbus (Although he wasn't even Spanish and was  Italian) did not discover America first! You replaced the history books with his name in it and not the Jarl that truly discovered it first (actually the  indigenous did due to them already being there) !
 * Thailandball - FLAG STEALER!!!!! I don't care if you're my brother's wife!!!!
 * North Koreaball - GET YOUR NUKES AWAY FROM ME!!! I cannot believe we both border the same country ( Russiaball)

Children/Barn

 * Shetlandball (adopted by Scotlandball)
 * Orkneyball (adopted by Scotlandball)
 * Faroe Islandsball (adopted by Denmarkball)
 * Vinlandball (dead)
 * Antarcticaball (According to Norwayball)
 * Svalbardball

Family

 * Germaniaball - Grandfather
 * Kalmar Unionball - Father
 * Holy Roman Empireball - Uncle
 * Denmarkball - Brother
 * Faroe Islandsball - Nephew (Formerly my son)
 * Greenlandball - Nephew
 * Finlandball - Brother
 * Estoniaball - Sister-in-law
 * Ålandball - Niece
 * Kareliaball - Niece
 * Icelandball - Brother
 * Swedenball - Brother
 * Thailandball - Sister-in-law
 * Austriaball - Cousin
 * Germanyball - Cousin
 * Franceball - Cousin-in-law
 * EUball - Nephew
 * Netherlandsball - Cousin
 * Switzerlandball - Cousin
 * UKball - Cousin
 * Australiaball - Nephew
 * Canadaball - Nephew
 * New Zealandball - Nephew
 * USAball - Nephew
 * Svalbardball - Son

Links

 * Facebook page
 * http://i.imgur.com/PGJBKqw.png Nordic summer camp

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