Canadaball

Canadaball is a countryball living in Northernmost North America. His clay mainly borders his brother USAball which includes  Alaskaball, and is very close to the Danish autonomous territory of  Greenlandball. The country is divided into 10 provinces and 3 territories, including his capital Ottawaball, giving him a total area of 9.98 million square kilometers (3.85 million square miles) in total, and only  Russiaball is larger. As of 2016, he maintains a population of about 36.29 million inhabitants, small for the 2nd largest country, even smaller than Californiaball.

Being a highly westernized country already gives Canada the ability to join NATOball, and being geographically in North America makes him a member of NAFTAball. He is also a member of the G20 and the G7 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball.

Canada is often seen as America's little brother who is more peaceful and tolerant. He welcomes refugees and immigrants such as Syrians and Mexicans to come and live in his clay, and has even recently legalized marijuana, something USA despises. Though while there are a few things Canada is more tolerable at, he still follows in the footsteps of his brother, doing things like hating Russiaball and  Iranball, and helping to lead NATO.

His birthday (Canada Day) is on the 1st of July. His astrological sign is Cancer. In 2017 he celebrated his 150th (looking good!).

History
A long time before becoming a dominion, Canadaball was also known as British Canadaball. He was born as a 3ball, then in 1608 he was colonized by  Franceball and she became his mother. By 1690, UKball had also landed near Canadaball, he landed in present day  Virginiaball and met his present day brother  USAball who was at the time a  7ball. They fought King William's War (1689-1697), Queen Anne's War (1702-1713), and King George's War (1744-1748). Then in 1754, Franceball and  UKball fought the Seven Years' War until 1763, when the Treaty of Parisball gave  UKball adoption rights to  Franceball's child  New Franceball (AKA Canadaball). Soon afterward, UKball's other North American son  Thirteen Coloniesball rebelled against his father and became independent in 1783.

Canadaball fought with his father UKball against his brother  USAball when he was still only a colony. The war eventually was simplified to two sides peppering away at each other while Europe was busy attacking Napoleon and Franceball. In 1814  UKball burned down the White House in Washington DC, something which USAball is still sore about (And will constantly scream about: "We would've steamrolled you after New Orleans!"). Political unrest in 1837 led so responsible government and the Durham Report, which united Upper and Lower Canada into Canada-Unis. These movements led to a more progressive political situation.

In 1864, Canadaball's sons met at Charlottetownball to discuss confederation, which was accomplished in 1867, resulting in Canadaball becoming a Dominion of the British Empire. UKball rarely had trouble with him after that point, except in 1885 he had to help crush the North-West Rebellion. In 1914, Canadaball went to Europe to help his parents fight Reichtangle ( German Empireball) in the Great War. In 1919, he sat at the Paris Peace Conference as well and received his own seat in the League of Nations.

Canadaball did well in the 1920s, but the Great Depression affected him, and in 1939 he went to Europe again to help fight Nazi Germanyball. His help in liberating Netherlandsball won him another friend. In 1949, Newfoundlandball agreed to move into Canadaball's home. Canadaball helped fight Chinaball in the Korean War, and changed his clothes in 1965, to celebrate his centenary of federation. In the 1970s and 1980's, Canadaball became a developed country, gaining more and more autonomy from UKball, and eventually creating his own constitution in 1982. (However, Canadaball had been independent before for decades, granted a status of dominion in 1867 and de-facto independence in 1931, where he gained diplomatic and internal autonomy, among others.)

In 1994, a famous singer Justin Bieber was born in Ontarioball, and made a popular music video “Baby” in 2010, then another "Never say Never", in his popular music video, it got more dislikes than likes on YouTube.

As of 2000, Canadaball is well-known and liked around the world for being the liberal and most friendly figure that he is.

Canada is a developed country and one of the wealthiest in the world, with the tenth highest nominal per capita income globally, and the ninth highest ranking in the Human Development Index. It ranks among the highest in international measurements of government transparency, civil liberties, quality of life, economic freedom, and education.

He is welcoming anybody that wants to escape the horror of his brother USAball's 4-year-long insanity, and because  Trump won the presidency there, there are so many American refugees coming, that his immigration website crashed (Sorry, eh). Now Donald Trump is starting a war over spilled milk and softwood.

On May 19th 2018, many Canadians stayed up all night to watch Prince Harry and Meghan Markles get married.

Personality
He has a nice personality, but if you mess with him, he will gut you like a seal... Ironic that he is part French, eh? He knows that one day he will Anschluss Greenlandball and  Alaskaball, but in a peaceful way. He currently has a major, perhaps blessing issue with a mass number of Chinese-Canadian Ball. He formerly removed Dim Sum through the Chinese Head Tax. Now he feels sorry for that, much like everything else. Not only this, he also made several apologized to LGBT people, Indigenous-Canadians Ball, Japanese-Canadian Ball and Indian-Canadian Ball.

His polite attitude leads him into a more stable relationship with commies such as Cubaball; however, Canadaball has historically been (and still is) under  UKball's influence, this limits Canadaball's independent operations, as he is often teased for being weak and irrelevant, leading for Canadaball to be protected by  USAball and  NATOball.

Canadaball is stereotyped being the straight arrow brother of USAball. Well, everybody loves Canadaball, even the countryballs that hate USAball. He also loves Tim Horton's.

Friends
Basically, anyone who is a family member or in the UN,  EU, and  NATO: Particularly.
 * Chinaball - China gibs me pandas and stuff for the museums. Only trouble I have with him is Xijinping censoring my news reporters when Trudeau visited him. Also please don't tariff my American brother ok? 你是我的好朋友吗？
 * Cubaball - A communist friend who Trudeau visit during vacation. "Viva Cuba" (Pierre Elliott Trudeau Prime Minister of Canada). But USAball doesn't like him and is gonna destroy him with the McDonald's so Canada is sad.
 * USAball - Don't cancel NAFTA with Mexico you got me? I don't want my prices rising! I will beat you for the Bronze Medal tomorrow. Say Swear! You suck at hockey don't you? also why did you put sanctions on me eh?
 * USA- sorry bro, blame my president
 * Japanball - I'm glad to have business with you
 * Netherlandsball - Liberated them from  Nazi Germanyball. We are best buddies and Mark Rutte honours us every year.
 * South Koreaball - She's true Best Korea. We were third best in PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games. Tessa Virtue, Scott Moir to be remembered as Canada's faces of 2018!
 * Turkeyball - Best Muslim friend since 1944. Canada home to best Canadians of Turkish Descent! We have 63,955 Canadians who claimed full or partial Turkish descent!
 * Swedenball - Best Hockey Rivals (better than Russians) Thanks for giving Henrik and Daniel Sedin to the Vancouver Canucks. The epic Sedins combine on OT winner in final home game! Its sad to see them go and retire. Wish the Sedins a well and fair retirement. Congrats on winning the gold medal :)
 * Switzerlandball - I give him flowers to remember victims of Swissair! He gives me swiss cheese and yummy luxury chocolate that USAball can't believe. Congratulations on Beating me in the IIHF! It was nice playing you good luck beating the Swedes for us.
 * Quebecball - We used to have a difficult time thanks to the Attempted Quebec Separatism in 1980 and 1995. René Lévesque was particularly a threat till he died in 1987. We now have a softer relationship.
 * Hungaryball I helped save Hungarians during their revolution of 1956 and I accepted 50000 refugees. We have 348,085 Hungarians living in our country.

Enemies

 * Iranball - Our relationship is very strained and we don't like your Anti-American policy. Hope to make peace with you
 * ISISball - OH YOU, YOU ARE THE WORST! I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER AND GUT YOU LIKE A SEAL. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THE OTTAWA SHOOTING. YOU HEAR ME EH? NOT SORRY!!!
 * Russiaball - Because of what you did to my dad, I had to expell four of you from my country. Unless Putin explains himself. No friendship. Hah we kicked your ass 5-4 in OT in the IIHF how do you like that now Putin?! You gotta be sorry!
 * Belarusball - A puppet state who loves Russia and also cursed my dad saying "You have no proof that he used Nerve Agent! Wait you fired my brother/boyfriends diplomats", СУКА!!! You will be dealt by me myself soon! Well it's a shame that I need to consider you as a enemy.
 * USSRball - We were fine until NATO was born. Then he claimed that he was the best in the world at hockey! Well, you're not you commie poser! 1972, best day of my life! Canada is the best at hockey! Your son Russia is being a complete DICK.
 * Hawaiiball - Hawaii i'm ashamed of you. Why do you keep erupting and cause so much pain to your own people? You need to stop causing natural disasters before things get worse. Also, it's your own fault Italy hates you because you put pineapple on Pizza, who would do such a thing? Wait me? What are you talking aboot, I never would! (A Canadian Greek actually invented Hawaiian pizza)
 * Venezuelaball and South Sudanball - We targeting them with sanctions.

Family

 * UKball - Father
 * Englandball - 1/4th Father
 * Scotlandball - 1/4th Father
 * Walesball - 1/4th Father
 * Northern Irelandball - Uncle
 * Irelandball - 1/4th Father
 * Franceball - Mon mère
 * Andorraball - Oncle
 * Italyball - Oncle
 * Portugalball - Oncle
 * Romaniaball - Oncle
 * Spainball - Tante
 * Germanyball - Uncle on UK's side/Beau-père
 * Netherlandsball - Uncle on UK's side
 * Austriaball - Uncle on UK's side
 * Philippinesball - Nephew
 * Australiaball - Half Brother
 * Papua New Guineaball - Nephew
 * New Zealandball - Half Brother
 * Cook Islandsball - Nephew
 * Niueball - Nephew
 * Tokelauball - Nephew
 * USAball - Half Brother (because his mother is Spain)
 * Liberiaball - Nephew
 * Saint Pierre and Miquelonball - Twin Brother who stayed with mama when our parents divorced
 * Belgiumball - Demi-frère
 * Haitiball - Demi-frère
 * EUball- Demi-frère/Cousin
 * All of UKball's and  Franceball's former entities and colonies (British Empire) are stepbrothers and sisters.

Provinces

 * Albertaball - Canadian rednecks. Where we get our oil monies. Also where the Heartland TV show takes place. Currently, in hard times because of pipeline issues and unemployment issues.
 * Calgaryball - He has an AMAZING Stampede in the summer, and he gets lots of tourists from that! He also gets monies from tourists willing to see the Rockey Mountains and Banffball. Calgary can into tourist monies!  "Darn you Notley! Are you trying to kill us?" - Calgaryball
 * Edmontonball - Capital of Albertaball, surprisingly, the city has a lower population than Calgaryball. The city has a big mall and is a pretty okay place.  What the heck is this? Detroit?( poor Broncos :( that dumb bus)
 * Flagstaffball (Alberta) - don't talk much, okay???
 * Fort McMurrayball - He is literally on fire! Well, let's hope he is not on fire this year, eh?
 * Red Deerball - The place has got a lot of historical and First Nations art!
 * British Columbiaball - Hippie potsmokers. Also a lot of Asians, but if China tries to make them a SAR, my bro would protect me with  NATO via Article 5. Your Chinese language is becoming too popular. It outpopulated French! Sad. :(
 * Vancouver Islandball - Green nature fanatic who wants to separate from BC and form its own province.
 * Vancouverball - the place that brought you Greenpeace, 3D animation, probably one of your favorite movies, and Deadpool. Probably the most Asian city outside of Asia (also hates Toronto but tries to hide it). Come for the firm tax credits, stay for the weed, and guys in skimpy clothing.


 * Manitobaball - Dammit Riel!
 * New Brunswickball - Totally not of Maineball (nor vice versa).
 * Newfoundland and Labradorball - My brother, who in 1949 decided to join me. Last to join confederation, eh? He gave me my first ever Olympic gold medal in men's curling in 2006!
 * Nova Scotiaball - Fish and chips. Also a bit of Haggis.
 * Ontarioball - The only province to be American without being American. Also, wants to secede as well, but not as much as Quebecball.
 * Ottawaball - Capital Territory. They think they're people from Albany.
 * Torontoball - They think they're New Yorkers. (And the centre of the world)
 * Windsorball: Makes good cars.
 * PEIball - Charlottetown Conference, potatoes and Anne of Green Gables.
 * Quebecball - Mon adoptive son, who wants to be independent. Also la poutine. VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE? OU PAS? No your are NOT getting freedom and THATS THAT.
 * Gatineauball - Part of the Capital Territory. He too prefers to stay with Canada if Quebec secedes.
 * Montrealball - She prefers to stay with Canada if Quebec secedes.
 * Saguenay-Lac-Saint-Jeanball - Most likely to stay with Quebec if Quebec secedes. He also created tourtière, a traditional Quebecer meal.
 * St-Bruno-de-Montarvilleball - Acorn muncher and loves the Holy Cemetery (of St-Gabriel brothers) since he has it. He loves IGA is very angry about Zellers being replaced by Target. HE HATES MONTREALBALL THE LORD OF GHETTO CITIES IN QUEBEC.
 * Quebec Cityball: My Brother tried to anschluss him twice. Hosts a really awesome Winter Carnival every February, eh!
 * Saskatchewanball - Canadian rednecks.
 * Reginaball - Also hates Toronto like a   religion.
 * Saskatoonball - What the heck is this, Chicago or  Milwaukee?

Territories

 * Northwest Territoriesball - Used to have a crapton of clay, until we gave it to the provinces and Nunavut.
 * Nunavutball - They were like "hey guys, we want to separate from NWT", and we were like "okay". Also, wants to secede as well.
 * Nunatsiavutball - Autonomous brother of Nunavutball. He wants to Anschluss Inuit Northern  Quebecball, Like I want to Anschluss  Greenlandball.
 * Yukonball - Only has one city, unless Dawson wants to become one since it was growing up fast.

Quotes

 * "Poutine"
 * "Maple syrup?"
 * "I'm sorry"
 * "Je suis désolé"
 * "Je regret(te)"
 * "Pardonnez-moi"
 * "Oot"
 * "Aboot"
 * "Timber timber"
 * "Bois bois"
 * "O Canada!"
 * "You will not get independence, Quebec!"
 * "Hockey"
 * "Free healthcare"
 * "Eh?"
 * "Fur"
 * "Seals are Clubble, NOT Cuddle!"

How to Draw
Drawing Canadaball is fun!
 * 1) Divide the circle by red, white, then back to the red.
 * 2) Draw the glorious red maple leaf in the middle.
 * 3) Draw two eyes to finish him off. Eh?

Links

 * Facebook page

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