User blog comment:Cilindar/YIAYC:2/@comment-34423308-20180328023258

To remove kebab you become slavic, get a tank and hardbass and maybe kawaii stalin, load tank, drive tank and attatch it to a 12442345-km nuclear potato cannon, go to Moskau, attatch that to the kremlin, pay respects to Putin ( or yuoll be executed), drink 50^46 vodka bottles, make blin, eat blin, play 2 CS GO matches and rek some capitalists, drink more vodka, fly the soviet fleg, invade poland, get a potato, eat potato, smell potato, touch potato, understand the potato, become one with potato, squat down, channel power of supreme potato, shout CYKA BLYAT PIZDIEC NAHUIL, fire, watch removal of 1 kebab, dance like rusdsian, repeat.

Time- 3 eternities/cycle

You need to be slav

Boris senpai taught me well blyat.

Bye, cykas!

~Swede