Sloveniaball


 * Not to be confused with Slovakiaball.

 NordVPNball Sloveniaball, officially the Republic of Sloveniaball, is homeland of femboys a countryball with haha funni number of towns located in Southern Europe. She is bordered by Austriaball to the north,  Croatiaball to the south,  Hungaryball to the east, and  Italyball to the west along with a small strip bordering the Mediterranean. The countryball is divided into 212 municipalityballs, including the capital Ljubljanaball the loved one  located in the Center, giving Sloveniaball a total area of 7,827 square miles, making them the 151st largest countryball in the world. As of 2018, Sloveniaball maintains a population of 2.076 million.

Sloveniaball can into EUball and  NATOball due to being geographically in Europe. Sloveniaball is also a member of the Union for the Mediterraneanball, as well as the  UNball like almost every other countryball in the world.

Sloveniaball's national day is June 25.

History
Sloveniaball was born as a 2ball when  died, and Slavsballs resettled the area. Immediately after the fall of SPQRball, Slovakiaball she merged with other South-West-Slavicballs into Samo's Empireball. This was a preventive move, as filthy Avarball wanted to conquer Slavicballs. Samoball defeated the dirty horse riding Mongol wannabees, and after a few years, Samo's Empire fell zugrunt, as it wasn't needed anymore. The first (and only) truly free Medieval Sloveniaball was Duchy of Carniolaball, the first democratic ball, even though Muricaball says he is of first of Democracy, but he WRONG.

After Duchy of Carnioliaball got weak, they got sucked up into Holy Roman Empireball and then into  Austrian Empireball. Sloveniaball was under such heavy Austrian influence, that for a period of 200 years, they forgot how to be Slav.

Only in 1809, when the slug-eating baguette throwers beat Austriaball, Sloveniaball was freed for a period of 4 years, as the French established the Illyrian Provinces. Later, when the little emperor lost the battle of Waterloo, she wanted to join with Croatiaball into a new state called Illyriaball, but as she knew that Croatiaball ONLY WANTS TRIESTE, Slovakiaball decided to split with their new lover. Sloveniaball then tried to gain independence from Austriaball, as Sloveniaball wanted to speak in their native tongue, but wasn't allowed. Although some Slovenes wanted to get rid of Austriaball, most were still in love with Habsburgball.

During the First World War, Sloveniaball fought for Austria-Hungaryball, but as the war progressed, she joined forces (only politically) with other South Slavic balls and formed the  State of Slovenes, Croats and Serbsball, but that didn't last long, as no other state recognized that one (SCREW YOU FRANCE), so the Slovenes and Croats were forced to join with the Kingdom of Serbiaball. When Austria-Hungaryball died, her clay became part of the Yugoslaviaball.

During the interwar period, Sloveniaball lost a third of her territory to the Kingdom of Italyball, after Italyball and Serbiaball signed the treaty of Rapallo so Sloveniaball lost Triesteball, which greatly affected her economy (Even though it was never hers to begin with). Sloveniaball was then renamed into Drava Banovinaball but wanted to be renamed into Banovina of Sloveniaball, just as Banovina of Croatiaball, but the war destroyed these goals.

Sloveniaball was divided politically into several fractions; the Democrats, the right-wing and the Catholics, the communists and socialists, and other groups. Nazi Sloveniaball (also called Province of Ljubljanaball) was born when Nazi Germanyball invaded  Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball. Some liked Naziball (And some rather uneducated and unhygienic brats still do) and were deep into Catholicism and hated Jews and Commies. But many hated Germanyball for invading the lands and killing many of their brothers, so a civil war broke loose between the Slovenes who loved Germanyball and the ones who loved Partisanball. The war was hard, but in the end, Partisanball, who wanted to free the Slovene lands, managed to win, with the help of the Western Allies  and  Soviet Unionball. After WW2 Nazi Sloveniaball was killed by Slovene Partisanball, which later transformed into SR Sloveniaball.

Throughout the 20th century she has made an interesting decision - to stay with papa Yugoslaviaball (for a time). After Sloveniaball became xenophobic and began getting more and more into nationalism, she wanted to run away from their father Yugoslaviaball and brothers, who were arguing all the time. Sloveniaball has been accepted to EUball and has parted their way away from their Slavic brothers. Slovakiaball is a real cheapskate, beautiful and has good relationships with their neighbours (most of the time).

How to draw
Drawing Sloveniaball is no joke but it's actually easy:
 * 1) Divide the basic circle shape into three horizontal stripes,  white ,  blue  and  red .
 * 2) Draw the Slovenian Grb (coat of arms), the Triglav (basically, three triangles) with three  yellow  stars above it and two wavy lines for the rivers below it.
 * 3) Draw the eyes and you have finished.

Friends/Prijatelji
Sloveniaball's closest relationships are Germanyball and  Austriaball although she is part of a different language family. Sloveniaball’s greatest wish is to become part of the Germanic family because she has very similar culture to them. Sloveniaball is now the former first lady of USAball.
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball- I can into  NATOball. Best friend and ex-husband, he is doing everything he can to protect Florida from that hurricane Europeans. We ain't together anymore now that Biden became president, but he is still my best Friend.
 * [[File:Croatia-icon.png]] Croatiaball - Great Soccer buddies and tourist destination, you have a huge coastline that I love to travel to for the beaches. Would be better if you gave me a bit of coastline to share our beach tourism industry. just gib istra plz.
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball - I can into  EUball. We both like beer. We share a similar culture though I am a Slav.
 * [[File:Austria-icon.png]] Austriaball - Germanic step-mother. She is my only Germanic neighbor. We both claim Italian clay. She claims South Tyrolball and I claim  Triesteball.
 * [[File:Hungary-icon.png]] Hungaryball- Uralic step-father.
 * Ukraineball - Don't worry, Crimea is a part of you.
 * Philippinesball - Adoptive step daughter and a western ally. She likes me and hates  Spainball. We both like Donald Trump and basketball. Best Asian friend. I also introduced  Catholicism to her, not  Spainball.
 * [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball - We are great basketball rivals. We have similar culture. He formerly hates my best friend for bombing him but now they are friends, mainly because they both remove kebab. Me and Serbiaball both like  Donald Trump as well.
 * [[File:Slovakia-icon.png]] Slovakiaball - We have a lot in common, especially with having similar flags and names. Also, we are both Slavs, Central European,  EUball and  NATOball members, and we both use the Euro as our currency. Both of us like beer! Let's drink beer together, my cousin! Your also great at hockey. But it's annoying when people confuse us.
 * UKball - Father-In-law and also a western ally. We both hate  Spainball. HOW DARE YUO SAY THAT "WE SUCK TOO" IN YOUR BREXIT SONG??!! REMOVE TEA!!!
 * [[File:Israel-icon.png]] Israelcube - My best friend's best friend. I don't recognize Palestine!
 * [[File:Saudi Arabia-icon.png]] Saudi Arabiaball, [[File:Bahrain-icon.png]] Bahrainball, [[File:UAE-icon.png]] UAEball, [[File:Kuwait-icon.png]] Kuwaitball, [[File:Jordan-icon.png]] Jordanball, [[File:Oman-icon.png]] Omanball - Middle Eastern best friend of [[File:USA-icon.png]] My Good Friend. Anyone who likes [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball is my friend!!

Neutral/Frenemies (Nevtralni)

 * Canadaball - He's my brother in law that thinks I ain't interesting! Wake up for once! But we both can into NATOball, and a brother and friend of USA-icon.png USAball.
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball - He hates my [[File:USA-icon.png]] best friend and he hates [[File:NATO-icon.png]] NATOball and [[File:EU-icon.png]] EUball but we hang out along with Bosnia and Herzegovinaball and  Croatiaball. We have similar flags. and  Crimeaball is part of  Ukraineball
 * Indonesiaball - Philippinesball Brother and why yuo hates Donald Trump? Why?!! And yuo also friend the  bitch. AND I'M NOT SLOVAKIA!!1!
 * Polandball - How did you beat me in football 3-2? I BEAT YOU EARLIER 2-0 AND NOW YOU TOOK REVENGE, but Happy 100th birthday... I will show you next time...

Enemies/Sovražniki

 * Italyball - Hey you. You need to end your money corruption in your area and take some refugees. And also, I think you owe me some cash and I should allow my people to go to your place more for vacation! Allow me to go to Trieste you fool. BUT FUCK YOUR TOURISTS FOR INFECTING ME WITH CORONAVIRUS. I HATE YOU .GIB TRST GORICA AND BENEČIJA MAKARONAR!
 * Albaniaball - Yuo are rude to Slavs, so no respect for yuo. Worse, is friend of Italyball. I don't care if you are [[File:Croatia-icon.png]] Croatiaball.
 * Spainball - Hey yuo, yes you, control the Donald's rage for me will you? I support Catalan Republicball. Also sister of  Italyball so enemy.
 * Crimeaball - Part of Ukraineball.
 * Kosovoball - I may recognise yuo but I don't like yuo cause yuo are Albanian so nope.
 * ISISball - Stupid terrorist, since my best friend hates him, I hate him too.
 * Al Qaedaball - 9/11 NEVER FORGET, GLAD OSAMA DIED

Gallery
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