User:Fuzzo the fuzzy bee/Some Alternate History

Some alternate history. Also, humanity begins in South america instead of Africa.

Beginning

 * Brazil is colonized.
 * Brazil is made as the first nation.
 * Chile is born.
 * Chileball: Hey Brazil, how are things going?
 * Brazilball: Not too well...
 * Chileball: Well, you should try farming.
 * Brazilball: What?
 * Chileball: We know how to farm. We’ll teach you!
 * Argentinaball: Hello!
 * Mexicoball: Hello!
 * Mexicoball doesn’t really like Argentinaball.
 * Canada is discovered but it isn’t a country yet.
 * Argentina takes over Chile.
 * Brazil discovers Japan somehow.
 * Brazil colonizes Japan.
 * Mexicoball colonizes Canada.
 * Mexico attacks Argentina.
 * Argentina wins because they have better technology.
 * Mexico steals their technology and advances.
 * Japan declares it’s independence and then discovers Korea, where Neanderthals are found.
 * Canada declares independence.
 * Canada colonizes Greenland and the USA.
 * The second mexican-argentinian war begins.
 * Japan helps Mexico.
 * Canada helps Argentina.
 * Canada switches sides.
 * Mexico wins.
 * Neanderthals begin to attack Japan and also colonize China.
 * The floresiensis from Europe colonize Africa.
 * Brazil helps Japan defeat the Neanderthals.
 * Population boom in Canada, and it becomes the most populous nation.
 * Greenland declares independence.

Post-Africa Discovery

 * Greenland discovers Africa and the floresiensis.
 * The neanderthals finish colonizing China, Siberia, and Mongolia, which become China, Russia, and part of China.
 * Korea becomes a nation.
 * Egypt is born from Greenland’s colonists and declares independence.
 * The floresiensis form Germany, Poland, and Yugoslavia.
 * Russia colonizes part of Europe.
 * Homo Sapiens form the Lithuanian empire, which gets eastern europe and the scandanavian peninsula.
 * The lithuanian empire attacks and conquers Egypt.
 * Guns are invented.
 * The floresiensis are attacked by Neanderthals and pushed to Iceland and Switzerland.
 * The lithuanian empire takes most of Africa and part of China.
 * The lithuanian empire splits into the Roman, Mongolian, and Ottoman empires.
 * Canada conquers the Ottoman empire.
 * The USA forms.
 * The UK appears and forms the EU with Russia, the Roman Empire, and Germany.
 * Portugal is a colony of Brazil.
 * Floresiensis are pushed from Switzerland to France.
 * France is a country.
 * Computers are invented.
 * Floresiensis are wiped out from Iceland.
 * Greenland is conquered by Brazil.
 * The portugese war of independence begins. The EU helps them, but Japan helps Brazil. Portugal wins.
 * Chile declares independence from Argentina.
 * The mexican revolution.
 * The roman empire conquers Portugal.
 * Russia and Germany split Poland.
 * Russia becomes the USSR.
 * Vietnam is formed and colonizes India and Bouvet Island, Tristan Da Cunha, and other islands.
 * The Mongolian empire is attacked and conquered by the USSR.
 * The USA and the USSR are friends.
 * The Roman Empire is attacked by Japan and Portugal tries to get it’s independence back. Germany and the UL help the Romans, but the USSR stays out of it.
 * The USSR leaves the EU and joins NATO with the communist USA.
 * The Roman Empire is attacked by the USSR
 * Poland declares independence and wins the war of independence.
 * The roman empire is attacked by the USA and defeated.

Post-Fall of Rome

 * Floresiensis are extinct.
 * Neanderthals take over the USSR and grant China independence.
 * Neanderthals wipe out Sapiens in the USSR.
 * USA tries to defeat the Neanderthals and fails.
 * Germany becomes the German Empire.
 * Napoleon forms France and Italy, but Italy gets independence through war.
 * Austria and Hungary form and attack the German Empire but get conquered instead
 * The EU kicks out the german empire and poland joins.
 * India joins NATO.
 * Vietnam is a superpower.
 * France conquers Spain and the UK.
 * Vietnam goes to war with France, as does Portugal, Korea, and the German Empire. France wins because the German Empire is distracted because they wanted to attack Poland.
 * Poland doesn’t lose.
 * Estonia forms and attacks and conquers Poland.
 * France goes to war with NATO and Greenland. France loses and Napoleon is replaced while conquered nations gain independence.
 * The german empire takes over France and Yugoslavia.
 * Spain joins the EU and the EU helps Poland come back.
 * The EU attacks the german empire. World war 1 begins.
 * Some african nations side with the German empire.
 * The USA joins and defeats the german empire.
 * The USSR is attacked by Vietnam.