Slovakiaball


 * Not to be confused with Sloveniaball.

"Nad Tatrou sa blýska, hromy divo bijú..."

- Slovakiaball beginning to sing its anthem

Slovakiaball, officially the Slovak Republicball is a small, landlocked Slavic countryball in Central Europe (often dubbed as the heart of Europe). It is bordered by Czechiaball to the northwest,  Austriaball to the southwest,  Hungaryball to the south,  Polandball to the north, and a small bit of  Ukraineball to the east. The countryball is divided into 8 regionballs, along with the capital Bratislavaball, which is located in the  Bratislava Regionball, giving it a total area of 18,933 square miles, making it the 127th largest countryball in the world. With a population of over 5.4 million people, it ranks 116th in the most populous countryballs in the world.

Since the collapse of Soviet Unionball and dissolution of  Czechoslovak Socialist Republicball, Slovakiaball, like many other former socialist countryballs, has joined the  EUball and  NATOball, to gain protection from  Russiaball. It also maintains membership in the Visegrád Groupball because of being geographically in central Europe.

Her national day is January 1st.

History
Slovakiaball's history started in times of its first ancestor Samo's Empireball (West Slovakiaball, Principality of  Nitraball, cityballs: Devínball, Devínska Nová Vesball,  Bratislavaball).

Then in era of king "'Svatopluk I", these territories united with the Principality of Moraviaball, territories of Polandball and  Hungaryball to create  Great Moraviaball.

Later, Slovakiaball, with its full claimed territory, joined Hungaryball /  Austria-Hungaryball. Slovakiaball was a land, but with great agrarian areas. When Hungaryball started Magyarization with a plan made from Slovakiaball and his Hungarians, it started rebelling and he wanted to create with Czechball a new common state known as " Czechoslovakiaball" (Because Czechball was under Austrian tyranny and Germanization).

When The Great War (WW1) started in 1914, Slovakiaball wanted to destroy Austria-Hungaryball's tyranny and wanted to be a free nation in federation with Czechball (Czechball and Slovakiaball created Czecho-Slovakia legions).

When Czechosovakiaball was born in 1918, Czechiaball wanted full control on Slovakiaball and violated the Pittsburgh Agreement. Now started a new horrible era for Slovakiaball of "Czechoslovakianization".

Slovakiaball was angry at Czechball, but it wanted to be friends with Czechia. When WW2 started and Hungaryball was in Axis and wanted to annex Slovakiaball, it quickly joined Naziball as a satellite state and loyal ally as  First Slovak Republicball. But First Slovak Republicball lost its south territories to Hungaryball in the "Vienna Arbitration" and after the Slovak–Hungarian War or Little War.

First Slovak Republicball fought against Soviet Unionball, because it hated Communists.

First Slovak Republicball lost WW2 as an Axis power and was joined again to Czechoslovakiaball. After years ago, Slovakiaball in communist era don´t received from  Czechball federacy offer. It was still angry at its  heir. But again...

Slovakiaball has received second and final independence when Czechoslovakiaball separated to two countryballs (1993) on end of the  Warsaw Pact:  Czechball and Slovakiaball. Slovakiaball recently passed her 25th birthday, now it can into drinkings alcohol.

Friends/Priatelia

 * [[File:Czech-icon.png]] Czechiaball - Best friend, twin brother. Well played, congratulations on beating me 3-2 OT in the IIHF. It was very fun. He's also really H I G H. I love yuo
 * Polandball - Other brother. He is the other Westernmost slav. We are strong partners in peacekeeping. Gratulacje Polska! Happy 100th anniversary to you
 * Serbiaball - good friend!
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - Thanks for getting me into NATOball. Please safeguard me from Russia in case he goes wild. He also likes David Dobrik.
 * Non-Slavic Brother - Helps me remove Hungary. Also has problem with gypsies, and we share mountains!
 * Germanyball - Thanks for getting me into the EU but you are also scary. Don't give me that nightmare again. I'm still watching you.
 * [[File:Croatia-icon.png]] Croatiaball - Favorite holiday destination.
 * Ukraineball - Best supportful ally! I will defend you from the Russians just like what happened to me in 1968! Gib Transcarpathia back.
 * Austriaball - We had a good history with each other. We also live really close to each others capital making it more fun to travel :) We also like to drink. But lay off my two nuclear power plants, plox?
 * Hungaryball - You do like to remove kebab quite well so I will recognize you as a non-slavic friend. We used to not be friendly until now! I will "safeguard" your Hungarian minority living in my area. He is my  Biological  Adoptive Father. IF YOU INAVDE ME ERTIREA WILL GET YOU I SWEAR TO GOD!
 * Sloveniaball - Although you resemble me in a sort of a weird way (From the Name/Flag) I recognize you as a peaceful country who is also competitive in hockey. We also like to trade with each other.
 * [[File:Mongolia-icon.png]] Mongoliaball - One of my best Asian buddies. We were very good friends and business partners. (and still are)
 * Asian Bro - Big and strong Asian friend. We share a great relationship with each other. However STAY AWAY FROM THREATENING POLAND, HONG KONG AND CANADA!
 * Canadaball- Playing hockey with Canada is fun! We like Canadians and they like us! Maple Syrup is great! I support you over China and Russia! I'm so sorry for booing Oh Canada though. :(. I didn't mean to.
 * Philippinesball - I'm sorry for one of your OFW on my clay! It was my adoptive father murdered your worker.
 * Vietnamball - He's brother's best Asian friend so I like them too

Enemies/nepriatelia

 * Torturer - Worse nightmare ever, I will remember you for bringing shame to my country in 1968. REMOVE COMMUNIST PIG!!! CAPITALIST STRONK
 * Russiaball - We have a lot in common, but he is also a little aggressive (I'm sometimes scared of him). Yeah, and we both love ice hockey. We don't really share a positive nor a negative political point of view since he thinks I'm irrelevant. He also hates my Czech brother. Sure we don't talk much however, Putin is indeed a threat to my nation we can all agree since we are on both different sides.  YOU ARE THE WORST ON POLITICS PUTIN! YOU SUCK (vy nasávat!). 2002 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE.
 * Belarusball - You are nothing but a puppet to the evil Russia. No Respect for you Lukashenko.
 * Fuhrer - One of me and my Czech brother's worse nightmare!
 * Austria-Hungaryball - Same as Nazi Germanyball
 * Austrian Empireball - Same as Austria-Hungaryball
 * Kingdom of Hungaryball (1000-1526) - Same as Austrian Empireball
 * [[File:Kosovo-icon.png]] Kosovoball - I recognize you as a terrorist state 404. I will not make good friendship with you for hurting my dear  Brother in the Yugoslav war. Also, you've ruined the image of even your own brother, Albania!
 * ISISball - Go somewhere else with your muslim craziness such as Pakistan or some other desert countries. (But I will pay you 5000 Euros to mess in Kosovo)
 * Armeniaball - Why are you here? NAGORNO-KARABAKH IS AZERBAIJANI!

Gallery
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