Israelcube

Israelcube (aka Cisjordancube or Jewcube) is a countryball that represents the State of Israel in the Levant of the Middle East. Israel is into at odds with the nearby kebab countries as they have no respect for it due to conflicting interest for land. Has been in conflict with Palestineball and other Arab countryballs.

The appearance of israel as a cube is because of: ( non official)
 * Israel was created by the uk from the leftovers of Ottomanball, hence the "unnatural" appearance.
 * Israel takes the form of a hypercube (in reference to Jewish physics
 * The Hebrew Alphabet (Alef-Bet) is also known as "Block Script" or "Square Script"

Israel has unlimited monies thanks to being USAball's greatest ally and his addition to Germany's Appology List after World War II, along with  being the masters of world finance.

Personality
The Jewish identity, and everything from its culture to religion, was established around a central foundation: The Promised Land, Canaan. It was the land from where the first Jew, Abraham, was commanded by the supreme god YHVH to be the Land of Milk and Honey on where they would establish a state and therefore end their past homeless nomadic life. The Jews reproduced on Canaan until a famine forced them to migrate to Egypt with the help of the Pharaoh's advisor Joseph. However, when Joseph died, the succeeding pharaoh Seti I became fearful of the Jewish reproduction rate and ordered them to slavery until to be rescued by the adopted prince of Egypt Moses. On the Sinai Peninsula, Moses received the Ten Commandments-written by no other than YHVH HIMSELF-that which are now stored in the lost artifact called the Ark of the Covenant. The Jews brought the Covenant back to Canaan, only to find that it was occupied by other powers such as the Philistines. It was clear, throughout their Scripture, that Jews held so much dear upon the Land that YHVH Himself, their God and Saviour, gave to them.

The Jewish mythology of the "Messiah" described a possible hope for complete Jewish independence from foreign powers through the quintessential Saviour: The "Mashiach". During the time of their rule as a province of SPQRball, many of these Messiahs tried to promise just that, including the pacifist Yeshua bar Yosef, aka Jesus Christ. While pacifists such as Jesus failed to promise such independence, others such as the resistance movement of fanatics called Zealots resorted to more violent means, and boy did they do it with such a frequency that the Roman emperor Vespasian and Titus decided to scatter them throughout the Roman empire.

And this, the curse of repeatedly being torn away from Canaan and the primal instinct to return to it, was what mutated the Jews from an obscure group of militaristic nationalists, into the Machiavellian master manipulators of the entire World that they shall become stereotyped for ages to come.

Traditionally, Jews were often portrayed as economics masters in the bad sense, as high financiers and bankers who, while managing the monies of the European royal families, were very sneaky and stealth-centric loan sharks who invented the concept of Interest to create wealth out of nothing but the borrower's promise to pay more than whatever he has borrowed (insert Rothschild joke here). However, their status as a Shylock was for a good reason: they were never allowed the right to a feudal estate unlike Christians, and Jews were confined to quarters called ghettoes. However, they were able to navigate around that law by taking up professions that were portable and not bound on a specific estate, for example a doctor, a lawyer, or most stereotypically, a moneylender.

By the time of the 1800s, the "greedy Rothschild" lost more and more validity as Jews such as Albert Einstein became more known as cutting-edge physicists. However, the Nazis, wanting revenge for their exceedingly unpaid debts that crashed their economy, placed the blame on the Rothschilds, who did loaned money to the belligerent powers of World War I, and took the stereotype to its most extreme that all Jews were loan sharks.

Nowadays, Israelcube is a lot different from its sneaky, manipulative persona because it got what it wanted all its thousand years of history: Canaan, the Promised Land. All the Machiavellianism that Jewry did in the past was for the sake of being able to return to the land from which they were banished by those damned Romans. Canaan was theirs, and the Israelites will stay upon the land that YHVH commanded them to stay. Now, Israelcube has returned to what it was in Davidic times: is a highly territorial and militaristic state, surrounded by Kebab from all sides, and those Kebabs will not stop at removing Kosher from its Promised Land. Kebab (except Egypt and Jordan) and Persian nations are very hostile towards Israel, which is militarily-supported by the USA and everyone else because after the "The Six Day War" everyone scared of the cube.

Friends

 * USAball - Gib shiny weapons plox.
 * Trilluminati - Gib more shiny weapons plox.
 * XpOtynp.jpgneyball - Apology of Accepted. He recognizes my dear brother Palestineball.
 * Saudiarabiaball - Atleast they are not as bad as the other kebabs
 * Jewish Autonomous Oblastcube - Fellow Jewcube, but practices Eastern Orthodox.
 * Tringapore: Helped build and train Tringapore's armed forces in the art of Kebab removal (his neighbours, Malaysiaball and Indonesiaball are Kebabs and out to anschluss him).

Neutral

 * Serbiaball - Not of Antisemitic kind and Removing Kabab also. He also recognizes my dear brother Palestineball.
 * Spainball - He too recognizes my dear brother Palestineball.
 * Swedenball - Even he recognizes my dear brother Palestineball.
 * Transjordanball - GET OFF THE FENCE
 * Egyptball - GET OFF THE FENCE
 * Canucks - Not sure if kebab remover because of ISISball or still weakling.

Enemies

 * Naziball - WO IS MY APPOLOGY? OR ELSE I MAKE YUO APPOLOGIZE! REMOVE HOLOCAUST!
 * Russiaball
 * Cubaball
 * British Palestinecube - REMOVE!REMOVE!REMOVE!REMOVE!REMOVE!REMOVE!REMOVE!REMOVE!REMOVE!REMOVE!REMOVE!REMOVE!REMOVE!REMOVE!REMOVE!REMOVE!REMOVE!REMOVE!REMOVE!REMOVE!REMOVE!
 * Kebabs of most kind
 * Gazaball - Gaza Is of Israel clay! F**king Hamas... I certainly liked Fatah more.
 * Iranball - Wanna take me out, COME ON! I'm not of afraid!
 * Syriaball

Rival Sons

 * Tel Avivcube - Israelcube's favorite son, has imperial ambitions. Always wants lands and money and loves building towers.
 * Bat Yamcube - Blocks Tel Avivcube's imperial plans.

A Brief History
Jewcubes have an independent kingdom. They were conquered by Ancient Egyptball, Babylonball and Ancient Greeceball. They become independent for a time but they were conquered by SPQRball, Byzantineball, Ottomanball, Arabballs, UKball and destroyed by Naziball. Jewcubes become, finally, an independent nation thanks to UNball. But Palestineball, Egyptball and Iraqball don't like Israelcube and they take Gazaball.

Quotes

 * "Shalom!"
 * "SURPRISE SETTLEMENT!"
 * "Mazal tov!"
 * "Oy vey!"
 * "GET FUCK OUT! I SHOOT YUO!!!!"
 * "REMEMBER HOLOCAUST!"
 * "Muh goyim!"
 * "Antisemite..."
 * "dis my land now"

Links

 * Facebook page