Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31401828-20170703092347/@comment-32480792-20170716215241

Spazerz wrote:

@Tornado: Washington: *Red eyes* Do you have any clue what you're doing insect?!

USA: *getting nervous* Uheheheh, it's it's nothing son.. you can never be to su-

Washington: SILENCE WEAKLING!!

(30 minutes later)

Washington: * opens door* Now apologise for threatening an american citizen on american soil!

USA: I am sorry that i threatened to shot you man, i promise to better myself, here as a sign of my thruthfullness *gives you that one thing you've wanted all year* Me: "The newest iPhone? How did you know?"

USA: "Well, it was nothing really..."

Me: "No, seriously, how did you know?"

USA: *caught off guard* "Wha...?"

Me: "Wait, no, dont tell me; I am gonna need to debug my house."

USA: "WAIT, NO, DON'T- *catces glint of red from Washington's eye*-okay, fine with me. *uneasy laughing*"

Me: "And I'm not sure if my mom is gonna like me having this iPhone right now... anyway, I'll forgive you, but there is one more thing you need to do."

USA: "What?"

Me: "Drop all your weapons and give them to me."

USA: "Wait, what? No- I can't drop all my weapons now! They're a part of me! What if a burglar-"

Washington: "Dad?"

USA: "What?"

Washington: *flashes red from his eyes briefly to make USA get the point.*

USA: "Oh, err... *sigh* fine."

Then USA took out both handguns, several grenades, a missle, a nuke, and lots more weaponry and dropped them on the ground.

Me: *after seeing all the weaponry* "Good LORD..."

USA: "Yup,I think that's it."

Me: "WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT ALL THAT???!!!- *pinches bridge of nose and takes several deep breaths* Oh, God... now the goverment is gonna go after me..."

Washington: "Maybe you could put them all in a safe?"

Me: "We don't have​ a safe... and even if we did, there is no safe in the world that could fit all this!"

Then my mome comes up and sees all the weapons.

"OH!... are you doing a weapons exchange here???!!!"

Me: "No, Mama, were not... just USA having those weapons confiscated."

USA winced at this.

Me: "Mama, do you know where we could put all this?"

My mom: "No... I honestly don't know... and where did you get that iPhone?"

(Spacerz continues.)