Indonesiaball

"Bhinneka Tunggal Ika!"

- Indonesiaball

Indonesiaball is the largest countryball in Southeast Asia, and the second-largest in Oceania. He is also one of the founding members of ASEANball union. He is Netherlandsball's adoptive son, and has lots of territorial disputes with his neighbours. He is often called Muslim Poland, which he hates. He can also into biggest Muslim country in the world.

Indonesiaball is a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball.

History
Indonesiaball was descended from 1ball; his father was Majapahitball. In the 1600s, he was born and adopted shortly after by Dutch Republicball, who changed his name to Netherlandsball. He also at some points had been adopted by Portugalball, Franceball and UKball (Indonesiaball thinks UKball was the best). By 1900, he had become Netherlandsball's richest adoptive son, then named Dutch East Indiesball.

However, in 1942, the ridiculous and stupid kawaii  Japanball invaded and anschlussed him and all his neighbours. After nuclear-bombed in August 1945, Japan left him, but Dutch East indies ball had enough of being controlled. So in 1945, he started fighting his adoptive father and his ally UKball for independence, achieved officially in 1949.

After he became of independent, he changed his name to Indonesiaball.

Indonesiaball started to buildings economy but crazy shit is of happens, there is a lot of wars and separatist scum and commie problem. And the anschluss intergration of West Papuaball, he also of doings "commie removal ops". In 1967 he is of doings "new order" mode.

Indonesiaball can into lot of monies from USAball and he anschlussed integrated East Timorball.

The new order was a prosperous time for Indonesiaball,his economy grew and in 1984,he doesn't need to buy rice from his neighbours because he can into self-sufficient(back then),and shit just got better until this happened changed his life forever.

1997 worst time for Indonesiaballs' life. Economy gone shit, riots that full of angry students (tawuran), killings of Chinese-Indonesianballs really make him stressed. He was forced to release East Timorball because the rest got angry about that not anymore.

Now, he is in the "Reformation" era, repairing his government, building a better economy, removing all corruption, stopping the flood and smog, removing drug seller, and make sure that Wi-Fi is located everywhere for being a better Indonesiaball. Right now Indonesiaball wants to return to his former glory during the new order era but with freedom.Maybe it will never happen SOMEDAY...

Informasi (Information)
Indonesiaball is a country-ball that have red (formerly dark red) and white area on skin. What is making different between Indonesiaball from Polandball or Monacoball is the Songkok. Songkok is a kebab black hat (sometimes with yellow stripes) on Indonesiaball, derived from the fact that Indonesia have biggest kebab population ever. Even more kebab than in Europe. Indonesiaball is closest relatives of Malaysiaball, Tringapore, and  Bruneiball. Or sometimes, he wear a yellow rice hat like 1ball wear.

Indonesia is known to be the world's 4th populous country in the world. Also known for being the highest country of Muslim population.

He have lots of resources but he can sometimes ban other countryballs from taking it. He hates when his neighbours (and Chinaball) steal fish from his waters.

He is the only countryball that have left UNball, then join again. Also Indonesiaball can into oil money.

He is also VERY defensive of his borders and likes to explode boats that illegally entered his sea.

In East Timor, Indonesia can even into remove HUE and Canuck before, during and after the new millenium started. In November 2016,Indonesiaball had a trouble with Jakartaball's governor after the governor insults (accused) muslims in Indonesia

How to Draw
To draw Indonesia ball is easy as crybaby East Timor draw Polandball or Monacoball:
 * 1) Draw the ball.
 * 2) Make a red divider in the middle, then fill the upper half with red.
 * 3) Draw the eyes.
 * 4) DON'T FORGET TO DRAW SONGKOK OR RICE HAT.

Teman (Friends)

 * Sovietball - Thanks for weapons and the MEGA Giant Warship. Except for that time since 1967 - Keep commies off my land but still we could beat that pig and his  worshiper . Spasibo Tovarishch.
 * Russiaball - Weapon dealer's son. An old friend we can into trust and both of us is of crazy fun people. Play CS:GO and Mario Kart together and say RUSH B!!! CYKA BLYAT.  Also, nice strike on MH17!! Also my nuke (Mount Krakatoa) explosion was 4x greater than Tsar Bomba.
 * Japanball - Home of vehicles, We both likes hentai Kawaii. (also remove mantou) BUT WITH TENTACLES EVERYWHERE!. However, thanks for good games and nostalgic Nintendo we is of love.
 * Philippinesball- They can remove evil  dimsum and kebab team! He is my english teacher also. He is a non-muslim country but he does welcome our religion in Mindanao. He's a good uncle! Also, he's willing to help me fix my problems sometime sooner. Stop calling me Indog, or you will regret it. (although, I partially hate him because his young people keep trash-talking in video games... and sometimes trespassing my land too) Marawi is of under attack by Abu Sayyaf? We will help!
 * Malaysiaball - (Rival and brother) Gib our maid work but if he torture maids, NO MAIDS FOR YUO!.(Still brothers and like exchange students and share the different same language) Also, WHY YUO MAKE MY FLAG UPSIDE DOWN AT SEA GAMES 2017?! I TOLD YUO MANY TIMES AM NOT POLAND!!!
 * Tringapore - Thanks for medical treatment. Part-time employer, still, NO SAND FOR YUO! If you try to declare war with me, better check your logistic and manpower. Your Gurkhas are not enough. We have guerrilla strategy. It'll be a boomerang to you. If you do so, we'll report you to UN.
 * Bruneiball - My little brother who speak weird melayu, also can into oil money and many wealth, it's make me jealous.
 * Thailandball - Our transgender friend!! btw, Gib us more romcom film. Why we can't beat him in soccer?
 * UKball - Thanks for right-hand steer ( fuck lefty ). Still, why u no adopt me? would have been able to reunite majapahit and we'll be better than him !  . BTW still have a good relationship . And i forgive u for 1945. But you owning my son until 1824
 * Netherlandsball - Why don't you apologize? Are you smoking marijuana again!?! You didn't see that this thing is harmful to your health. Never ever try to get high in my house!! I hate the fact that he is a pothead, but despite all his faults he is a good step father ... I guess. REMEMBER 1947 and 1948!!!! Gib milk and dam
 * Swedenball - Gib Ikea, H&M and Volvo.
 * Denmarkball - Gib Lego and Carlsberg.
 * Germanyball - Gib Mercedes, Leopard tank, BMW, and Siemens.
 * Kingdom of Javaball - Father.
 * Majapahitball - Hindu grandpa
 * Majapahit-icon (tangle).png Majapahitangle (anschluss mode for Indonesiaball) - I will anschluss all of Nusantara and ASEAN along with Australia. (the anschluss time is near)
 * Srivijayaball - Buddhist grandpa
 * Mataram Sultanateball - Kebab grandpa
 * Samudera Pasaiball - Kebab grandma
 * Kutaiball - Our grandgrandgrandgrandgrandpa
 * Mongoloidball- Ancestor.
 * 1ball - Our ancestor that teach us how into rice
 * Palestineball - Must defend our kebab sister! Defend from Zionishit !!! She recognized us in 1945 and 1949 against those Western idiot, now we recognise them against  yahudi kafir laknat!
 * Iranball - Eventhough he is syiah, he's still Best friend. We are kebab brothers. He gib me oil. I think Cyrus and Gajah Mada was the Best world conqueror. Ooo and we hate Amerika too.
 * Arabballs - I'm a big fan of those guys! Fellow kebab brothers! (still no maids for yuo Saudi WAHHABI balls) (recently visited us, so we good).  BTW FUCK YUO SAUDI FOR YUOR INVESTATION PLANNING!!!YUO PROMISED TO INVEST 300 TRILLION RUPIAH BUT YUO JUST SPENT 60 TRILLION RUPIAH!!! 
 * Armeniaball and Greeceball - Thanks for visiting! (brothers!), some Armenians used to be exist here.
 * Uzbekball - We concealed Bukhari's tomb from destruction by the commie regime. Also, those uzbek hookers around red light in Jakarta
 * Moroccoball - Kebab friendship.
 * Egyptball - The first country who recognize our independence. Thank's a lot! But, my pyramids (Borobudur temple and Mount Padang) are better than yuors!
 * Algeriaball - We have the similar way how to be independent.
 * Surinameball - Javanese brother. Also adopted by Dutch.
 * New Caledoniaball - Another Javanese brother, but adopted by Franceball. And might be new countryball in 2018.
 * South Africaball - Distant relative. His leader can into batik lover!
 * Madagascarball - Far away relative, of Indonesian origin. And how we're get there at 8000 km distance still unsolved. Never know that our language has a very small intelligibility.
 * South Koreaball - Annyeong Haseyo! Gib Samsung, entertainment, and plastic surgery method. Yuo cock is mini.
 * North Koreaball - Crazy old friend. Our leaders is best friends and gib to him an orchid flower and name it kimilsungia. And thank you for supporting me instead of that Malaysia. But why you use one of our citizen to commit your plot!!!???  Yuo cock is mini too.
 * Icelandball - We both can into smogging neighboring countries
 * Finlandball - Helped us against kebab separatist, We both fought the communist, Also Gib Nokia and Education system.
 * Norwayball - Friend in fishery industry and also with me make a boom of those illegal ship. Huh? Nope, since when I stole your flag, it's even less than 10%.
 * NepalRawr - Historical friend and can into Everest summit. Never know that our relation is far back when I was still of Hindu kingdoms.
 * And practically any countryball except : Israelcube cursed jew infidels,  Chinaball or even  Malaysiaball. Indonesiaball can into friends!
 * Australiaball: REMOVE SPY AND EVIL PIRATE! Coral Sea of glorious Indonesian Sea! Remove kangaroo! Still he's a good friend by gib me aid after tsunami and we gib him 'bintang' beer. Was on my side during Renville Agreement. AND STOP RANTING ABOUT EXECUTION or 'PLAYING FIRE' WITH ME!.


 * New Zealandball - Australiaball shadow but with hobbits and snow. Also, with more nice people and nice scenery. Best student exchange, YAY!! Also, the one who never backstabbed me before.


 * Indiaball (Mostly) - You are Really such a Great friend . Thanks to share your shit quality cheap cars, bikes and Android gadgets to us. And gib TV shows! (But sometimes an enemy). Why yuo always run on tree ?
 * Serbiaball - Thanks for letting me build factories in yuor clay and I support yuo against that Damn separatist.  BUT DONT TRY TO REMOVE ME YUO DAMN TINY BALKAN NATION!!! 
 * Vietnamball - Is of nice BUT REMOVE COMMUNIST. our competitor in AEC?? LUWAK COFFEE BEST COFFEE, VIET COFFEE MAKE CASUALTY. Why yuo throw rocks to us ? because we no gib yuo telolet on bus ?
 * Cubaball - Well our leaders is best friends and pretty much any socialist states.
 * Chileball - Good friend from Latin America. Also, the furthest we can travel without visa
 * Italyball - Pizza and Pasta !!! He's important as my hub from me to the rest of europe. Also, nice friendship match not really
 * Irelandball - Uhh.... did he call me his relative? How come? I'm of Austronesian, he is of celtic :/
 * Gambiaball - A tiny-sandwiched kebab friend that is surrounded by Senegalball.
 * Mexicoball - Is of friend but we must remove drug traders and organized criminals. Also in the same level of corruption
 * Nigeriaball - REMOVE BOKO HARAM! Also, he likes our Indomie, But STOP CLAIMING THAT INDOMIE IS YOUR PRODUCT!!.
 * Gabonball - Oh, that African country which share the same independence day date (15 years later).
 * Canadaball - Nice Cousin, gib more tourists!
 * Grenadaball - NUTMEG BUDDY!!!
 * Franceball - Very good wine ! Also gib cars and baguette.
 * Pakistanball - He is My best prend, I Send Me Army to protect Karachi while he is fighting with Indiaball
 * Taiwanball - Haiyaaa! Remember when Papa Holland colonized the north of your clay? Anyway, we'll sent our best students into you.
 * Indonesian-Chineseball - Haiyaaa! Yuo are my beloved brother. Btw, gib angpao plox. We're apologize for 1998.

Netral (Neutral)

 * Papua New Guineaball: PNG Born from Pirates!  !!!!!!!!
 * USAball  - STUPID BURGER SUPPORTING  EVIL DICTATOR !! STOP."POKING" US!! GIB BACK FREEPORT!!! But in certain sense, Please gib more skanky tourist though.  I hope Trump not a total di*ck here.
 * Portugalball and Brazilball - I of stole  East Timor
 * Polandball - KURWA!! Me not smelly stupid Polland! They of stealings flag!!! REMOVE CONFUSING!, WHY HE CANNOT INTO ORIGINAL FLAG!?.
 * Monacoball - Me not Monaco either! They of stealings flag!
 * Chinaball - Haiyaaa! STAY AWAY FROM NATUNA!!! OUR SEA IS NORTH NATUNA SEA, NOT SOUTH CHINA SEA (Likes buying shit from China, though. And prefer call him "Tiongkok" cus' it sounds racist if we call him "Cina", and sorry for 1998, then thank yuo for investing in northen indon the infrastructure project)

Musuh (Enemies)

 * Indiaball - (Sometimes) BALINESE HINDUS BEST HINDUS!!!
 * Israelcube - Save fellow kebab sister Palestineball! IMPERIALIST JEWISH SMELLY PIG DOG IDIOT YAHUDI KAFIR LAKNAT GO TO HELL ISRAHELL FUCK OFF FROM UNIVERSE!!!!!! BTW, thanks for fighter jet and Operation Alpha  
 * Myanmarball '''FUCK YUO!!! SHIT YUO!!! BITCH YUO!!! STOP SLAUGHTERING ROHINGYAS YUO DAMN BITCH BUDDHIST!!! BECAUSE OF YUO, MY PEOPLE ARE SURROUNDING BOROBUDUR TEMPLE!!! I WILL CUT YUOR BODY AND SLICE IT AND BURN IT!!! AUNG SAN SUU KYI WAS A BITCH WHO INVOLVED IN ROHINGYAS GENOCIDE!!! I WILL ON THEIR SIDE!!!!!#Boikot Myanmar!
 * ISISball - YUO ARE NOT KEBAB ! YUO WORST KEBAB! YOU ARE THE DAJJAL'S ARMY!!! WORST SEPARATIST!! NO THREATINGS INTO INDONESIA!! REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!! DON'T DARE TO MAKE A MESS HERE OR YOU'LL REGRET!!!! 14/1/2016 YOU STILL CANNOT INTO FRIGHTENING US!!!! YOU ARE NOT ALLAH'S ARMY, BUT DAJJAL'S ARMY!!!!! I will destruct you !!!!!!!!!!!! YUO MUST BE DESTRUCTED BY NANOTECH TNI!!!! YUO ARE NOT CALIPHATE!!! JANCUK! #KamiTidakTakut
 * Australiaball - PLEASE STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT EXECUTIONS!!! DRUGS DESTROY LIFE!!! IF YOU KEEP PROTESTING, I'LL FORCE YOU TO GIB CHRISTMAS ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 * Vanuatuball - HOW DARE YOU SUPPORT FREE PAPUA MOVEMENT AND NOT RESPECT TO OUR SOVEREIGNITY!!!!!! GET THE FREICKIN' AWAY FROM ME!!!! YOU'LL GONNA PAY FROM THAT!!!!! REMOVE LAP LAP!!!!!!!!
 * Kosovoball - KOSOVO IS OF SERBIA!!! NO LONGER EXPLANATIONS!!!
 * Papua New Guineaball - Stop attacking us and relase our people or AIRSTRIKE!!!!!
 * Polandball & Monacoball - Flag Stealer
 * Sudanball - PULL OFF YUOR FUCKING PERVERTED RETARD HABIB RIZIEQ!!! HE'S YUORS CITIZEN!!!
 * Bahamasball - CURSE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AND YOUR AFTERLIFE!!!! YOU LET YOUR GODAMN CRUISE SHIP SMASHING INTOU OUR BAUTIFULLY FASCIATING RAJA AMPAT REEF!!!!!!! YOU DESTROYED AROUND 1 HECTARE!!!!!!! I'LL SUE YOU TO THE UN AND UNESCO!!!!!! AND I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR DAMAGED REEF!!!! OR YOU CAN GIB SOME OF YOURS 
 * British Rajball - YUO OF HELPING PAPA HOLLAND COLONIZING ME AGAIN IN 1945!!
 * Ahok - INSULTED RELIGION I WILL REMOVE YOU AND TELL YOUR DUMB SUPPORTERS TO STOP FILLING THIS PAGE WITH BIASED INFORMATION

Lainnya (Others)

 * East Timorball - You ungrateful son!, why do you leave me ? (well it's for my own good...). And looks like you're started to regret because your clay is worthless and your human resouces shit, even taking aid in Kupang.
 * Vaticanball - Thank you for willingly visit us again since 1989 this year in 30/7 to 6/8 2017

Keluarga/Kerabat (Family)

 * Malaysiaball - Brother
 * Bruneiball - Brother
 * Tringapore - Brother
 * Australiaball - Husband
 * Philippinesball - Cousin
 * Fijiball - Cousin
 * Palauball - Cousin
 * Samoaball - Cousin
 * Kiribatiball - Cousin
 * Tongaball - Cousin
 * Tuvaluball - Cousin
 * New Caledoniaball - Brother
 * Madagascarball - Relative
 * South Africaball - Adoptive Brother
 * Surinameball - Brother (he is the best Sheriff of all Earthball)
 * Papua New Guineaball - Brother in denial
 * East Timorball - Banished son
 * Netherlandsball - Step father
 * Majapahitball - Biological father
 * Srivijayaball - Grand father

Kutipan (Quotes)

 * "Bhinneka Tunggal Ika"
 * "PANCASILA!"
 * "Wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk"
 * "Piye kabare?,... isih penak jamanku to!"
 * "Amerika kita setrika! Inggris kita linggis!" (We iron the 'Murica, We crowbench the Brits)
 * MALINGSIAL
 * INDOMIE MASTER RACE!
 * "Sampurasun! Kumaha? Damang?"
 * "Halo..... Hai"
 * "Salken,... salken,..."
 * Eta terangkanlah
 * Horas!
 * Jancuk!
 * Bego!
 * Ndasmu!
 * TAK PANCAL NDHASMU
 * MUST EAT FISH OR TENGGELAMKAN
 * Terimakasih klinik T0ngf4ng dapat membuatmu mandul selamanya
 * RENDANG RENDANG RENDANG
 * Tahu Bulat
 * Assalamualaikum!
 * Begal
 * Om Telolet Om
 * JEBRET
 * Fitsa Hats
 * Ikan K*nt*l
 * OM OJEK OM!
 * #IndomieSeleraku
 * #KMS
 * "TENGGELAMKAN!"
 * Bang Makan Bang
 * #KamiTidakTakut
 * Biar greget
 * #PrayForJakarta
 * #Boikotto
 * Wanying/Anjir/Njir/Anzeng/Anjeng/Njeng/Nying
 * Dasar Ndeso
 * BACOT!!!
 * 212!!!

Pranala (Links)

 * Facebook page

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