Switzerlandball

"Why weren't yuo of neutral?"

- Switzerlandball

Switzerlandball, also known as Sweeterlandball, officially known as the Chocolate Republic of Switzerland or Ricola/Maggi Republic of Switzerland  Neutralball  Swiss Confederationball, is Yodel Ricola shouting a neutral countryball (despite the fact his flag is a plus and not an equal sign) located in Europe. It has a Calm anthem is bordered by Germanyball to the North,  Italyball to the South,  Austriaball and  Liechtensteinball to the East, and  Franceball to the West, Northwest, and Southwest. The countryball is divided into 26 cantonballs, including the federal cityball (there is no capital that is legally recognized) Bernball which also acts as the capital of the  Bern Cantonball  located in the Midwest, giving it a total area of 41 285 square kilometers, making it the 132nd largest countryball in the world. As of 2018, it maintains a population of about 8.526 million inhabitants. He can also into shelter of world war.

Due to its neutral status, Switzerlandball hardly takes international organizations into consideration. Though while not in EUball, it still has large ties with them and is a member of the  EFTAball and the  Schengen Area, as well as the  UNball like almost every other countryball.

For the last 171 500 years, Switzerlandball has been able to stay surprisingly neutral. While all the other countryballs fought in WW1 and WW2, as well as the Cold War, Switzerlandball was able to sit out of everything that has happened and enjoy her life, which has made him a very popular countryball. Switzerlandball is best known for its neutrality, cheese, chocolate, lakes, mountains, gold, banks, clocks, mathematicians, and physicians. It is very rich and thus cares greatly about its money. It also is very good at tennis, as Roger Federer comes from its clay.

Its national day is August 1. and he has delicious chocolates

History
In the earliest times, the territory now occupied by Switzerlandball was inhabited by Celtic Helvetii and was dominated by the Romans from the first century BC to the fourth century. The period marked the moment when the population reached a higher level of civilization and began to enjoy more and more of the commerce.

When the Roman Empire fell into decline,  Germanic tribes from the north and west invaded Switzerlandball. In 800, the country became part of the empire of Charlemagne and then the Holy Roman Empire. Only in 1499 did the Swiss confederates achieve their formal independence from the Holy Roman Empire.

The Swiss nation, then, renounced expansionism and also the war, which crossed its frontiers only in the period when  Napoleon Bonaparte invaded the country there in the 19th century. Later, the Congress of Vienna of 1815 restored the confederation and its neutrality.

Switzerland also had a short-lasting civil war with a rebellion called Sonderbund in November of 1847. This supposedly ended the periods of Restoration and Regeneration. No one talks about it though on account of only wanting Switzerland to be remembered as neutral.

Switzerlandball industrialized very quickly and became the second nation after  Britain. While the First (1914-1918) and Second (1938-1945) World War took place, the Swiss distanced themselves from these hostilities because they are neutral to it.The Cold War (1947-1991) reinforced the role of neutral Switzerland and gave the nation a way out of its diplomatic isolation. This, however, did not join the United Nations for a few decades - even with Geneva being the European headquarters of the    UNball and the Swiss actively playing in specialized agencies of the international body. After the end of the Cold War, Switzerlandball joined the Bretton Woods institutions in 1992, and only in 2002 became a member of the  United Nations. In 1960, Switzerland joined other countries that do not strive to a European centralized administration, participating in EFTA (European Free Trade Association) with   Norway,  Iceland and    Liechtenstein. Switzerlandball does not share the view of many other countries with a single European Currency.

Friends (Ami)
( Austriaball and Liechtensteinball only good friend). Everyone else sorry!


 * Austriaball - She is sister of mine and Germany. Don't know why she wears glasses though, her eyes are perfectly fine. We do a lot of activities together, especially skiing.
 * [[File:Liechtenstein-icon.png]] Liechtensteinball - Brother and friend who is best microstate! Of beings so cute! Anschluss! But my only clay thief. ONLY!!

Neutral
Switzerland is always neutral with almost everyone, but especially:


 * Icelandball - Almost the same as Swedenball with his neutrality. But how are you number 1 on most peaceful countries
 * [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball - Love my chocolates. Also I of speakings the same language as her. Nickelodeon, Disney Channel and Cartoon Network (all French TV channels) are all also distributed in my clay! I am part of the Greater France. 1798 never forget. HAHAHA BEAT YOU (5)3-3(4) GET OUTTA EURO 2020 He and my Vaudball canton even brought the Olympics back after 1503 years! Take that, SPQRball!
 * [[File:Belgium-icon.png]] Belgiumball - We make better chocolate together! (We make better chocolate at this point though)
 * Other:
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball - Bruder. He wants me to join his E mpire U to make him great again . NON Je will not follow you! JE SUIS SUISSE!


 * [[File:Greece-icon.png]] Greeceball - Many living in clay, but Stefano Tsitsipas eliminated Roger Federer in the Australian Open.
 * [[File:Merkelreich-icon.png]] Merkelreichtangle - YOU CANT TOUCH ME! But let me into Schengen and be a trade friend instead.
 * [[File:HRE-icon.png]] Holy Roman Empireball - The best father a son could ever have.
 * [[File:Norway-icon.png]] Norwayball - Rich friend who will not into EU too. Because we are rich enough to have no reason to join the [[File:EU-icon.png]] Merkelreich.
 * [[File:Denmark-icon.png]] Denmarkball - Flag stealer! But you are good friend. Gives Lego to me.
 * [[File:Finland-icon.png]] Finlandball - Weird cousin. Thanks for not joining shit NATO. Also good hockey rival.
 * Hungaryball - Good friend. He like mein chocolate. He is husband of mein sister.
 * [[File:Poland-icon.png]] Polandball - HAPPY 100th ANNIVERSARY MY GREAT FRIEND! I WISH YOU THE BEST! I will support your Huawei Crisis against those who hurt you! Your to valuable to lose!
 * NepalRawr - Mountain buddy!
 * [[File:Estonia-icon.png]] Estoniaball - Nice friend.
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball - Loves my chocolate and I love Canadian Maple syrup and Trudeau. Canada is my most favorite idol when it is food. I can tell you all of the great facts about this idol - he even let me borrow Celine Dion for Eurovision in 1988... which I won! I support you against Russia. Nice work beating me in the IIHF this year. Heart Attack right there. I feel bad for the virus...
 * Saudi Arabiaball - He likes my chocolates so me and him got neutrals during WW2 and Cold War.
 * Ukraineball - Crimeaball is part of yuo
 * Kosovoball - I recognize you mein friend don't worry.
 * Russiaball - Crimea is Ukraine. But you know what? I don't have very much against you.
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - She loves our hot chocolate. Wish he was of more neutral I love her chocolate also!
 * [[File:Japan-icon.png]] Japanball - Love to take pictures of our grass. His anime are influenced to my country. And he makes anime based on mein novel too!!. Also Emma Verde from Nijigasaki Love Live is of pure Swiss Descent! Ich like yuo
 * [[File:India-icon.png]] Indiaball - She Love to watch movies in our alps.
 * [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball - Love to make fake version of our watches be he likes my watches still
 * [[File:Baden-Württemberg-icon.png]] Baden-Württembergball - My favorite nephew, I want him to join me and to remove the failures my brother did to him. Anschluss.
 * [[File:Mexico-icon.png]] [[File:Guatemala-icon.png]] [[File:El Salvador-icon.png]] Maya chocolate friends - These three are good as me doing chocolate.
 * [[File:Wisconsin-icon.png]] Wisconsinball - We make better cheese.
 * [[File:Israel-icon.png]] Israelcube - We make better bankers but plox don't attack palestine.
 * Tringapore - He can into neutral.
 * [[File:Bhutan-icon.png]] Bhutanball - Asian version of us.
 * [[File:Burundi-icon.png]] Burundiball - African version of us.
 * Washingtonball - Primary American version of us.
 * [[File:Colorado-icon.png]] Coloradoball - Secondary American version of us
 * [[File:Sweden-icon.png]] Swedenball - Good friend who also stays neutral. He also didn't participate In World War 1, World War 2 and the Cold War like me! Sweeten-Sweeterland stronk! and why yuo did Join the war and fight with denmark? And yuo weakness are oil (by  Norwayball ) and yuo supposed to be neutral?!!
 * [[File:Thailand-icon.png]] Thailandball - Good friend in Asia many of her people clay live in me.
 * [[File:Oman-icon.png]] Omanball- Relatable freund, stays out of intense regional conflicts like me.
 * [[File:India-icon.png]][[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] NAMball - I am so neutral that I am not a member. I support the west.
 * Indonesiaball - he want Maggi Like Those Guys and Ricola or muh Product.
 * [[File:Vatican-icon.png]] Vatican Cityball - Yes, I am going to supply yuo with my guards.
 * [[File:Yugoslavia-icon.png]] Yugoslaviaball - Used to be a good friend. We were both unaligned in the Cold War, but I don't know where he is now. He might be of dead unfortunately though.
 * [[File:Bern-icon.png]] Bernball- My capital.
 * [[File:Gypsy-icon.png]] Gypsyball - You will not rob me fool.
 * [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISISball - The terrorist thugs. But at least they never invaded me due to direct neutrality.
 * [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball - Good neighbor. Part of my clay speaks Italian.
 * [[File:North Korea-icon.png]] North Koreaball - His current supreme leader was educated here. So we should be friends. But you're seems to evil and not friendly with your neighbours.
 * [[File:NATO-icon.png]] NATOball - YOU CANT TOUCH ME TOO!!! but i support the west :)
 * - Another friend from africa.
 * Philippinesball - Mein freund father of America. OFWs in my clay are working hard and boost my economy. Thank you :)
 * [[File:Uruguay-icon.png]] Uruguayball - South american version of us also loves weed chocolates.
 * [[File:Palestine-icon.png]] Palestineball - I support and recognize yuo neutrally, hope yuo get independence soon..
 * Maltaball - Island friend. Island version of us.
 * FAKE DOCTOR - I'M THE REAL DOCTOR, NOT YOU!
 * UKball & USAball- My secret intelligence wanted to relocate to UK incase of an invasion and we are trading partners but two violated my airspace in WW2!

Enemies
None, due to direct neutrality except for countries that hate or tried to invade him.
 * [[File:Gaddafi Libya-icon.png]] Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - Hated me and took it too far and even wanted to partition me just because of that one arrest of your misbehaving, abusive son. He also said he wants to nuke me! Glad that you're now gone!
 * Nazi Germanyball and Kingdom of Italyball - OPERATION TANNENBAUM NEVER FORGET! (whew, at least the operation was cancelled...)
 * - We all know why. I will never forget that you done to mein brother in November 2 2020!
 * Russian Empireball - He hates me just for bringing Lenin back to him!
 * Palestineball (sometimes) - He hates me sometimes just because I don't recognize him! But atleast i can bribe him with chocolates

Map


Switzerland has 26 federal state or Cantons(Kantone in german). At first he started out with 3 cantons,, which were reffered to as Waldstätte. This was a term used to refer to Uri, Schwyz and Unterwalden. Cureently, the term now used is Urschweiz.
 * [[File:Schaffhausen-icon.png]] Schaffhausenball-Son who is of Basically inside [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball . Also, shopping tourism to[[File:Baden-Württemberg-icon.png]] Baden-Württemberg in [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball, because of the decreasing value of Euro.
 * Basel-Stadtball - Mein Small son. Has Football club and Carnival. Not real canton!
 * [[File:Basel-Landschaft-icon.png]] Basel-Landschaftball - Son who havings a rivalry with Basel-Stadtball. Roger Federer comes from there.
 * [[File:Aargau-icon.png]] Aargauball - Son who has a huge amounts of power plants.
 * [[File:Zürich-icon.png]] Zurichball - Son who is of very rich and populated. Stop being arrogant towards me you little twat.
 * [[File:Thurgau-icon.png]] Thurgauball - Daughter who is having terrible dialect. Please fix this, even ich cannot understandings what tu saying.
 * [[File:Solothurn-icon.png]] Solothurnball - Daughter who has many brothels German speakers.
 * [[File:Zug-icon.png]] Zugball - Son who is of Tax haven.
 * [[File:Jura-icon.png]] Juraball - Mein youngest son!
 * [[File:Bern-icon.png]] Bernball - Mein Capital! He havings many bears. Feel ze Bern.
 * [[File:Lucerne-icon.png]] Lucerneball - Daughter who has many tourists. A lot of them are chinese.
 * [[File:Schwyz-icon.png]] Schwyzball - Mein namesake!
 * St. Gallenball - Son who is of havings horrible dialect. Always askings for bratwurst strictly without mustard. Also havings a horrible double enclave relationship with the Appenzell cantons.
 * [[File:Appenzell Ausserrhoden-icon.png]] Appenzell Ausserrhodenball - He has strange taste in food...he eats dogs and cats. Please stop eating them, makes moi sick.
 * [[File:Appenzell Innerrhoden-icon.png]] Appenzell Innerrhodenball - She is also small, in terms of population.
 * [[File:Neuchâtel-icon.png]] Neuchâtelball - Has weird obsession over watches and clocks.
 * [[File:Nidwalden-icon.png]] Nidwaldenball - She is of very conservative.
 * [[File:Obwalden-icon.png]] Obwaldenball - Contains mein geographical center. Formed one of the three forming cantons, Unterwalden, together with [[File:Nidwalden-icon.png]] Nidwaldenball.
 * [[File:Uri-icon.png]] Uriball - One of the three forming cantons. William Tell comes from his clay. She has that Gotthard tunnel that goes from there to [[File:Ticino-icon.png]] Bad Influence Ticinoball.
 * [[File:Vaud-icon.png]] Vaudball - He of lovings vin and Wurst.
 * [[File:Fribourg-icon.png]] Fribourgball - Of Bilingual Daughter. Has too many cows.
 * [[File:Valais-icon.png]] Valaisball - He likes to ski. Of havings Matterhorn Mountain at the border of his and [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball's clay.
 * Ticino-icon.png]] Ticinoball - He is a smaller [[File:Italyball-icon.png Italyball . Get rid of mafia plox.
 * [[File:Geneva-icon.png]] Genevaball - He is best son. He houses CERN laboratory, And The large Hadron Collider (which is part of [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball's Territory.)
 * Graubündenball - Loves Ice hockey. Also she of speakings romansh.
 * Glarusball - A most weird Daughter.

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