New Zealandball

''"Wanna chup bro?" ''- New Zealandball

New Zealandball, abbreviated NZball, is a countryball southeast of Australiaball. He is the son and former colony of UKball and the brother of Australiaball, Canadaball, and USAball. He has a pet kiwi and is known for the Lord of the Rings film and being the Adventure Capital of the World, She has 3 children, Niue, Tokelau, and the Cook Islands. He often gets mixed up with Australiaball so he's thinking about changing her flag. As of 8/13/15, he has narrowed down submissions for her new flag design to less than 40.

Friends

 * Angloballs - The Anglo countryballs are his friends.
 * UKball - The motherland. New Zealand shares some cultural history with UKball but it now has a unique cultural identity and accent.
 * Australiaball - New Zealandball's more outstanding brother, they have a sibling rivalry. However, they fought together as the ANZACs in World War I.
 * Canadaball - They both say 'eh', but Canadaball is more stereotyped for it.
 * USAball - The shining star of the siblings. New Zealand let them come over to NZ to get ready to take on Imperial Japan, but then after the Vietnam War, USA cut ties with New Zealandball.
 * Maoriball - New Zealandball maintains a peaceful relationship with its native inhabitants. This is probably why he is irrelevant, aside from his geographic location. 7% of New Zealandball speaks Maori, while 90% speak English, and 3% speak immigrant languages, usually Greek or Arabic.
 * Commonwealthball
 * Polynesiaball - All your island are almost belong to us
 * South Koreaball - Good friends with them. Apparently South Koreaball is a sworn enemy with North Koreaball, so South Koreaball is our friends.

Enemies

 * North Koreaball - Apparently they read The Crysalids novel, realized New Zealand (erroneously Sealand) still exists after a nuclear holocaust, and threaten New Zealand with a nuclear strike.
 * Franceball - The French detonated several nuclear bombs near New Zealand, and sanctioned the bombing of the Rainbow Warrior, a peaceful Greenpeace ship. They're on good terms today, but New Zealandball is still a bit grumbly.

Stereotypes
One stereotype of New Zealand is that it doesn't exist. New Zealand is a country that is routinely distorted on maps, often being situated on one certain corner, or occasionally not situated anywhere at all.

One stereotype is that New Zealand is 'where men are men, and so are the women'. For being masculine.

Another is that New Zealand speaks a strange language.

Links

 * Facebook page