User blog:Cynical04TR/My Story

Ever since i was young have had great skill in shitposting When i was 6, i could write greentext stories and troll liberals le epic style. When i was 8 years old, something horrible happened. I was in a plane when it crashed into rural Serbia. I was the only survivor. I tried to seek help. But the people, they just tried to remove me. For a while, i could only survive by eating dead babies that were euthsnised by a mad pseudoscientist named Al'Akyll. However, one day, I was found by a good person. His name was Cilindar. He helped me out alot and i ended up becoming friends with him. However i could not just stay in Serbia for the rest of my life. So i adjusted my political beliefs and went to B0ssovo which is NOT Serbia. There, I met Bozita. He was and still is my greatest friend. He was a shitposter too and he lead me out of my messy life. Around that time, i met my true father. T E N G R I.

Tengri, who is my father taught me the Way of the Turk.

He later sent me into battle. With the Greeks !

THE GREAT TURKO-GREEK SHITPOST WAR

Now, i thought that i was going to die as i never went into war before. However, My great shitposting powers could not be matched by any. After the war, I joined the PB wiki. The rest is history.