North Koreaball

"Eat this America!"

""North Koreaball, or Damn Pig's Rodong Kingdom Democratic People's Republic of Koreaball (Not democratic, not people's republic, not (all of) Korea), is a controversial Juche East Asian country in Korean peninsula. It has few money and food and it's famous for its "glorious" leader and "democracy".

Beside it claims to have nukes, it's technologically back and, if it wasn't for its internal propaganda, it'd probably auto-collapse for its dictatorship regime.

North Koreaball has no relationship with its southern neighbour since they both claim to be the only Korea, not recognizing each other.

He claims he can into nuke, but he can't into nuke.

History
Korean history starts with various Asian dynasties but before World War II there were no "North Korea" or "South Korea". In 1945, Japanese Koreaball, a Fascist occupation of the Korean peninsula formerly part of Korean Empireball, was split into two different parts by Sovietball and USAball.

This division encouraged the Northern part of Korea to invade the Southern one, in 1950, starting the Korean War which de facto ended into a status quo, thanks to United States support to South Korea and Sino-Soviet support to North Korea.

Since 1995, North Koreaball has to open up to external food aid and modernization in this country is pratically below zero. As Communist block fell off, North Korea remained with less and less allies.

"Friends"

 * [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball - Only real ally left. It helped North Korea during Korean War but now China is understanding how degradeted is North Korea. In fact China thinks that North Koreaball is an annoying neighbor and always asks himself every day why he still helps North Koreaball.
 * [[File:Mongolia-icon.png]] Mongoliaball - A possible helper for economic reforms
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball - Former [[File:Soviet-icon.png]] Soviet Unionball - Once good allies. Today, more foes than friends.
 * [[File:Iran-icon.png]] Iranball - Common hate against [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball
 * [[File:Vietnam-icon.png]] Vietnamball - Former, common hate against [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball until 1995
 * [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISISball - I actually like you

Main enemies

 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - YUO FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I WILL OF NUKINGS YUO!!! REMOVE BURGER!!
 * [[File:India-icon.png]] Indiaball - Friend with [[File:South Korea-icon.png]] fake Koreaball
 * [[File:South Korea-icon.png]] South Koreaball - Fake Korea
 * [[File:Japan-icon.png]] Japanball - Fascist imperialist invasors

Quotes

 * Juche Juche
 * Haeck!!!! : Nuclear
 * Chinaehanun Gimjongil Jangunnim Manse: Hail for the General Gimjongil.

How to draw
Draw North Koreaball is somewhat difficult:
 * 1) Draw the basic circle shape and color it red
 * 2) Draw two horizontal white lines in it and color the central part of blue
 * 3) After this, draw a white inner circle in the blue part and draw a red star inside it
 * 4) Draw the eyes and you've done

Gallery
Corea del Norteball Corea del Nordball 북한공 Coreia do Norteball Северная Корея