Philippinesball



The Philippinesball is a sovereign archipelagic countryball in Southeast Asia in the western Pacific Ocean. To his north across the Luzon Strait lies Taiwanball. West across the South China West Philippine Sea sits Vietnamball. The Sulu Sea to the southwest lies between the country and the island of Borneo, and to the south the Celebes Sea separates him from other islands of Indonesiaball. He is bounded on the east by the Philippine Sea.

He is categorized broadly into three main geographical divisions: Luzon, Visayas, and Mindanao. With a population of 100 million people, Philippinesball is the seventh most populated Asian countryball and the 12th most populated countryball in the world. An additional 12 million Filipinos live overseas.

Philippinesball used to be a Confederation of Malay city-states known as Barangays, and they were known to-have had a pre-Hispanic civilization complete with a writing system known as Baybayin, which shares a lot of characteristics with Sanskrit and Japanese. Their strategic location in Asia made them an especially important hub for trade, earning them the title of "Pearl of the Orient".

In 1521, Spainball found this Malayan confederation and conquered them, naming the territory "Las Islas Filipinas." Later on, Spainball put Philippinesball up for adoption and USAball came in and took the young countryball under his wing before letting him go in 1946. I am also one of the founding members of ASEAN. Also does not have Ebola. Also hates it when someone misspells "filipino" as "philipino".

'''Philippines MABUHAY! Mahal na Mahal!'''

Personality
Philippinesball is known for being very polite, hospitable, friendly, hardworking, protective and industrious. He is a food lover too - he likes adobo, mangoes, sinigang, etc.

Philippinesball is a very good ball to be friends with but he doesn't like his "nationhood" or "national identity" to be insulted by others because he will get very mad. He will declare you as "persona non grata" if you make fun of him. Worse, he will also send you endless counter-insults until you say sorry to him. The only ball that is allowed to insult him is himself and no others. Other major drawbacks is his addiction to gaming, being too emotional, his over the top pride (which he inherited from his foster father), his temper and his somewhat dependency and being clingy on his father, USAball, despite being independent. But he is really a nice ball to be friends with. He will always try to help his friends as much as he can.

Also, Philippinesball has a very unique special ability, whenever he is mad, his flag flips so that the red is on top of the blue.

Bangsamoroball is of not independent and Cordilleraball is not of autonomous. Must be secretly supported by Dimsum/Vodka/Kebab government conspiracy!!!

Like Germanyball, Philippinesball also likings drinking beers. Like Bruneiball, Indonesiaball, Malaysiaball and Vietnamball, Philippines is also bullied by China. But good thing they're in ASEAN. Together, we will takings what is of rightfully ours!

Every once in a while, Phillipinesball buy stuff from Chinaball, even though he hates dimsum. Chinaball hates adobo and sometimes adds poison to what Philippinesball buy. See!!! Dimsum such asshole. Although he is mostly happy all the time, he is sad because sometimes all of his South East Asian neighbors reject him in various activities because he is not like them. Because of his Dads, Spainball and USAball he has been raised in a totally different culture compared to everyone else and so he hangs out with East Timor, another Hispanic country nearby. He also hangs out with his not yet independent siblings, Palau and Guam, his cousin Papau New Guinea, his Hispanic brothers and sisters or often his father, USABall. The biggest problem is that he doesn't play soccer football, can only into basketball. But recently, Philippines is doing good in FIFA World Cup Qualifiers.

"Sid Meier, y u no add relevant nations of Philippines, Indonesia and Vietnam to Civ V, but instead add assholebully Dimsum?? Oh, come on! I no buy Civ Beyond Earth then! Of good thing there is of good Filipinas mod I can download from Colonialist Legacies!"

Territories


Philippinesball owns:


 * Luzon
 * 1. Ilocos
 * 2. Cagayan Valley
 * 3. Central Luzon
 * 4. Southern Tagalog
 * A. CALABARZON (Mainland)
 * B. MIMAROPA (Islands)
 * 5. Bicolandia
 * Cordillera
 * Metro Manila
 * Visayas
 * 6. Western
 * 7. Central
 * 8. Eastern (needs more investment)
 * Mindanao
 * 9. Zamboanga Peninsula
 * 10. Northern
 * 11. Davao Region
 * 12. Soccskargen (a.k.a.: Southern Mindanao/Pronounced SOCK-sar-Gen)
 * 13. Caraga Fusionball
 * Bangsamoro (formerly ARMM)

Geography
The Philippinesball is an archipelago comprising 7,107 islands with a total clay area of 300,000 km2. The 11 largest islands contain 94% of the total clay area.

The largest among his islands is Luzon at about 105,000 km2. The next largest island is Mindanao at about 95,000 km2.

The Philippinesball archipelago is around 800 km from the Asian mainland and is located between Taiwan and Borneo. He is located in the Pacific Typhoon Belt and the Pacific Ring of Fire hence it is prone to earthquakes and typhoons.

Even though Philippinesball clearly owns Sabah, Spratly Islands and the South China Sea, other neighbor balls try to steal them.

Friends

 * USAball: Stepfather o si daddy/ papa. Filipinos really love America and everything that was it. In Philippine communication, "going to America" has the context of ascension to some Heaven or Utopia that only the poor of Filipinos could only dream of. This may be grounded in the fact that the USA freed the Philippines from the abusiveness of his father, Spainball. Filipinos are also good at the pronunciation of English thanks to him, with one of the highest literacy rates in South East Asia (and even the Japanese could not pronounce the letter L).USA's only problem with Phil is that his McDonalds still can't beat that big smiling pedo bee. Is better father than Spainball! (All countryballs know that he has a daddy complex or may be op daddy's boy towards USAball)
 * Canadaball: Tito(uncle) ko po also great immigration than Stepfather America. Has a sliiiight feeling that he is into his stepfather.... wait they do like each other!? Ew no kissing!
 * Indoneisaball - Helps me against my enemies. Let's play dude!


 * Japanball: Japanese cars and tricycles and Anime everywhere. Philippines, though being an entire nation of Otakus, has shown itself to be very forgiving, even when it came to Spanish and Japanese domination. He also had a reputation for sending Japayuki (aka, comfort women) to Japan even though World War II was long ago over. And Philippines need Japanese monies, so they love it and forgot all about World War II. Philippines also love anime, some of the major TV stations broadcast it every morning, and the fact that the Marcos regime banned Voltes V was one of the reasons for the People Power Revolution and why Anime is an adopted national symbol. Some people even hated Voltes V as of today because it was so Mainstream. But on the other hand, Sabahball will be ours, thanks to him.
 * Marcos: "REMOVE EVEN MORE WEEABOOS!" Everyone else: "FUCK YUO MARCOS YUO R NAZI" "STOP THAT HATE!" "GET OUT YOU WORTHLESS SOVIET!"
 * South Koreaball: Mga Estudyante (Students). South Korea, while being a first world-country is horribly inept at English, and they hate their own educational system. They come here to study english, sell Samsung, watch Koreanovelas, play LoL and anything else. Philippinesball has some feelings for him though wisely ignores it since South sees USAball as a father as well.
 * UKball: Is the Lolo(Grandfather) of Philippinesball, he is also the adoptive father of Philippinesball's neighbours such as Malaysiaball, Tringapore, Myanmarball, and Hong Kongball. Also nearly his other stepdad....
 * Germanyball: Philippines also celebrate Oktoberfest and reputed to be as fun as the original one. IS good partner and friend.
 * Faceblock: They don't call us the "Selfie capital of the world" for nothing.
 * Mexicoball: Kuya who takes care of me when bastard father papa Spainball is away. Good brother and do not beat me in boxing! (Mexicoball: I will next time hermano!) We both love to shout puto when Spainball is around.
 * Hong Kongball and Macauball - Both wanted to remove dimsum regime in their towns. Also good vacation spot.
 * Spainball: His real crappy father that used to be slapbox rich but now is much poor and miserable. Even though Philippines hates how his father disciplined him as a child, he still loves him for teaching him Christianity and Pasko(Christmas). Spain still blames Philippines for Magellan's death and in turn, Phil will ALWAYS ignore him on father's day
 * East Timorball: Philippines' only Catholic friend in East Asia and a cousin(East Timor is Portugese and under tito Aus a brief period of time). They are both bullied in school for being too Hispanic but they celebrate Christmas with each other and sometimes with Christmas Islandball.
 * Vietnamball - my only communist ally against that cat-eating Tsina!
 * South Vietnamball - I gib assistance to him but something happened along the way
 * Australiaball- His bad-ass Tito who trained him and the one who babysit him during WWII.
 * Papua New Guineaball- Fishing buddies and adopted cousins via Anglosphere.
 * Iranball - Trade tropical fruits in exchange for oil. Students also come here to study english like SouthKoreaball. Papa USAball doesn't approve of this friendship.
 * Russiaball: June 12 is a special day for both of us! It is op my Independence Day and por him, it is op Russia Day. Unfortunately, papa America does not approve of our friendship. Sorry, but I must obey papa!
 * Guamball - Fellow Spanish East Indies island the Pacific. We were adopted by USAball after the Spanish-American War. His cute baby bro!
 * Palauball - Another Spanish East Indies island. Adopted by USAball after World War II. Can into independence since 1994.
 * Northern Mariana Islandsball - Also another Spanish East Indies island. Adopted by USAball after the war.
 * Micronesiaball - fellow Spanish East Indies island!
 * Israelcube - I provided safe haven for many Jews during World War II. He recently gib me aid during Typhoon Yolanda and some new shiny equipment to fight dimsum.
 * Christmas Islandball - East Timor and I celebrate Christmas with this ball together!
 * All other Hispanoballs (especially Equatorial Guineaball) - Brothers and sisters.

Enemies

 * ♙REMOVE DIMSUM!! REMOVE CAT SIOPAO!! REMILITARIZE JAPAN WITH MECHA ANIME!!! CHINA GO TO HELL! XI JINPING DEAD IN NANJING!!!!!!!!! PILIPINAS MALAKAS!
 * China: "REMOVE FACEBOOK AND WEEABOOS" Filipinos: "FUCK YUO CHINA! AND EVERYTHING AROUND YUO!! YUO ARE DISGUSTING EATING CATS FOR SIOPAO! NANKING MASSACRE ACTUALLY NEVER OF HAPPENINGS! XI JINPING DEAD IN NANJING!"
 * Indonesiaball and Philippinesball: "YOU'RE NEXT, ILHA FORMOSA!"
 * Spainball: I HATE YOU!!! YOU PLUNDERED US AND INTRODUCED HACIENDA POLITICAL DYNASTY SYSTEM WHICH WAS WHY WE ARE NO LONGER PEARL OF THE ORIENT!!!...but salamat for helping me and for making me only Asian to get monies and aid from you nowadays and giving Catholicism... shut up! Leche! Pu**ang Ina ka!
 * Malaysiaball (sometimes) - GIB SPRATLY AND SABAH! Remember 1968 and 1985!
 * Bruneiball (sometimes) - GIB SPRATLY AND SABAH!
 * Vietnamball (sometimes) - SPRATLY IS OF MINE. However, we can work together to fight dimsum.
 * South Vietnamball (once) - WHY YOU SEIZE SOUTHWEST CAY!? IS OP PHILIPPINE TERRITORY! YOU LITTLE INGRATE! AFTER ALL THE AID I GAVE YOU DURING YOUR FIGHT AGAINST YOUR COMMUNIST BROTHER AND THIS IS HOW YOU PAY ME!?!? NORTH VIETNAM BEST VIETNAM!
 * REMOVE NORTH KIMCHI! BIETNAM BETTER COMMUNIST! KEBAB IS BETTER.
 * North Koreaball: "FUCK YOU, PHILIP!! I NUKE YOU, PHO AND EVERYTHING AROUND YOU!" Vietnamball and Philippinesball: "BRING IT ON, MOTHERFUCKER!!"
 * ISISball: You know what, you are a demon, I think you're more violent than dimsum himself,thanks to you beheading and you are a stupid terrorist. How dare you hurt my uncle leche ka. Then suddenly, Fallen 44 happened and this guy shows up. You do all of this because of your violent religion and your misinterpretation of your beliefs, I have Muslims here as well so don't contest me on this. I swear, my Papa will end you! Kayo yung matatakot sa papa ko! 
 * Pakistanball: Supporter and best friend of Dim Sum. Stands with that Tsina in the South China Sea dispute. He also has terrorists in his land! I hope India will take care of him.
 * REMOVE SUSHI! REMAMBER BATAAN!
 * Japanball: YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE AND MYSTICAL?
 * Philippinesball: NO!! GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT WATCH! LAY OUT THE POOR EAGLES, WILL YOU??!!! SHEEEEESH! YOU'RE A CREEP!! GO AWAY! WE'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME HERE UNTIL YOU RUINED IT, JEEPERS!! GO HAVE SOME KAPE WITH CREAMER OR SOMETHING!! Because i'll tell you something, this is a happy place!!!!

Quotes

 * "I ate so much Chinese food last night that I farted out smog."
 * "Just seen the advert of the Chinese on the Spratlys. Not the first time I've seen a Chinese swimming in the Spratlys."
 * "Huwag kang uminom kapag nagmamaneho." (Do not drink and drive.)
 * "What's the difference between a terrorist and a Chinese? A terrorist has sympathizers."
 * "The Chinese may have the Paracel Islands, but we have a democracy, and a buddy to liberate them."
 * "Go get those Paracels, Bietnam!"
 * "What is worse than devil worship? Chinese nationalism."
 * "What is the oldest civilization of Asia? Definitely not the Chinese. Just keep guessing."
 * Hey daddy! Can I liek go and take a selfie in New York?
 * "Baaluut!! Baaluutt!! Baah lhuuut!!"
 * "Que PUTA your face MADAFAKA!!"
 * "I know who is behind all those typhoons, ITS THE CHINESE!"
 * "Putang ina mo!"
 * "....I think I am in love."
 * "I hate the fact that we cannot into fast internet connection!"
 * Mabuhay ang Philipinas! MABUHAY!

History
This is the Philippinesball Short History from Philippinesball Facebook Page

Gallery
(a)
 * Poverty

Links

 * Facebook page