Croatiaball

Croatiaball is a countryball in Europe at the crossroads of Central Europe, Southeast Europe, and the Mediterranean. He is in EUball,  NATOball and likes to removes kebab.

Croatia is ranked most beautiful European country in the world. The beautiful coastline on the Adriatic is a heaven for tourists, who give lots of money. Little do they know, Croatiaball feeds on souls of unsuspecting tourists.

Croatiaball can now into female leadership

Early
Croats exist since the 7th century. In the begin of the 8th century he was Duchy of Croatiaball, whom  Republic of Veniceball titled "The Worst Duke of the Slavs" for his rampant piracy, warlike behavior, and for forcing the Venetians to pay him tribute. He is remembered fondly in Croatia as one of the most famous warlords. In 925 he became a stronk Kingdom.

Middle Ages
Croatiaball later used to be a stronk kingdom, but later joined with Hungaryball in a personal union, but after some weeks he wanted to leave because  Kingdom of Hungaryball and  Kingdom of Austriaball created a union and  Kingdom of Croatiaball (Habsburg) had no rights in  Austria-Hungaryball. 1913 he wanted to create Austria-Hungary-Croatiaball with Austria-Hungaryball, but never did because World War I started one year later.

Contemporary Period
Croatiaball was part of Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball. In 1941. Croatia became the Independent State of Croatiaball and a  Nazi Germanyball puppet.

Croatiaball removed some rakija (24,000 to 70,000 Serbs) in Jasenovac. Serbiaball was very angry because of it. After the war Croatiaball was once again part of  Yugoslaviaball but this time it was a socialist multi-ethnic state, with great Croat president Marshall Josip Broz Tito.

Croatiaball wanted to join EUball in 1995 after homeland war, but the other  EUball members said no. In 1999  Germanyball asked him to join  EUball and  NATOball, but  Croatiaball was still angry because they no wanted him in 1995, so he said no. Finally in 2013,  Croatiaball joined  EUball, so the economy can into fixings in 2013, and was welcomed by  Germanyball. Luckily, he doesn't beg him like Greeceball, asking him for some Euros.

Croatia joined NATOball during 2009 with  Albaniaball.

Homeland War
The Homeland War started in 1991 when Croatiaball wanted to leave  Yugoslaviaball, along with  Sloveniaball because great Marshall Josip Broz Tito was dead and  SR Serbiaball wanted to create a Greater Serbiaball but  SR Serbiaball didn't like that they declared independence so he attacked.

The Homeland War ended in 1995 with Operation Storm, when Serbian Krajinaball and  Serbs in Eastern Slavoniaball, Baranjaball and Western Syrmiaball got Stormed away, and  Croatiaball's victory for independence.

1991-1994
After the breakup of Yugoslaviaball,  Croatiaball found it self in a very hard position because  Serbiaball controlled more than 90% equipment of the former  Yugoslaviaball's army and was denied of help from others because of sanctions. The first to recognize his independence were Sloveniaball, Germanyball and  Vaticanball. Croatiaball tried with all his might and thought to defend his clay and he successfully did but Serbiaball was more modern and stronger in numbers than him.

1995
Croatiaball regained its strength and it attacked Serbiaball and in 2 days regained back half of their territory and conquered half of  Bosnia-Herzegovinaball Operation Storm. Croatiaball remembers those days as days of sadness because Serbiaball committed many war crimes, killing many civilians.

Relations
Croatiaball hates kebabs, nationalistic Serbiaball and  Chetnicksball and wants them all gone. Croatiaball is very strict and Catholic, but still removes kebab.

Relationships:
Friends Neutral Enemies
 * Hungaryball-Good friends.We were in the same country together. Goulash tastes bomb.
 * Vaticanball-We are both Catholic.
 * Albaniaball-We are the best of friends.We both removed Serbia from our clay an I recognise Kosovo as independent just to make Serbia mad, trololol. He also sent soldiers to fight for me during the Yugoslav wars and I sent soldiers to help him during the Kosovo War.
 * Austriaball-Best near-neighbors, we also have close friendship because of our history together.
 * Germanyball- First to recognize Croatia in 1991, keep gibbing moneys to our Gastarbeiter, plox, also is of cool tourist
 * Polandball-We are both Slavic and Catholic, long live Sveti Ivan Pavao
 * Bosnia and Herzegovinaball- Good friends, yuo tell funny jokes. Also, brothers in the 1990s wars, but some of your Wahabi kebabism is scary....keep an eye on it.
 * Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball- Our Eastern brothers! We understand what you're going through right now. Yuo want our advice? "Storm" them away (Operation Storm).
 * Serbiaball-We might seem like worst of enemies but we are starting to become closer together and we are brothers because we are both South Slavs.Oh and I am sorry for killing you during WW2 but WHY WONT YOU APOLIGIZE FOR THE WAR CRIMES YOU DID TO ME DURING THE YUGOSLAV WARS!!! Still don't trust you 100%, Kolinda is watching you.....
 * Italyball-We are good friends but he can get annoying when he keeps saying I stole Istria.
 * Sloveniaball- Frenemies. We are both good friends but he also wants Istria.ISTRIA IS MINE!!!!
 * Yugoslaviaball-NE!!! Filthy communist, I will never be your slave again NEVER FORGET 1991!!!!!
 * Serbian Krajinaball-Little bastard tried to break away from me.It didn't work!!!!! NEVER FORGET Vukovar massacre!!!
 * Chetnicksball- EVIL SRPSKI TERRORIST!!!! GENOCIDAL MANIAC! UBIT ĆU TE!
 * ISISball-REMOVE KEBAB TERRORIST!!!!

Ethnicity

 * 90.42% [[File:Croatia-icon.png]] Croats (and growing)
 * 4.36% [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbs (and shrinking)
 * 5.2% Others(and growing)

Religion

 * [[File:Catholic-icon.png]] Catholicism 86.28%,.
 * [[File:Orthodoxy-icon.png]] Orthodox 4.44% (Some Bulgarians and Ukrainians, so they are good.).
 * [[File:Atheism-icon.png]] Atheism 3.81% (They are secretly Catholics in denial.).
 * [[File:Islam-icon.png]] Kebabism ([[File:Bosnia-icon.png]] Bosniaks) 1.5%.
 * [[File:Protestant-icon.png]] Protestantism 0.34%.
 * Undeclared 2.17%.

Quotes

 * "REMOVE KEBAB AND CHETNIKS!"
 * "BOKA KOTORSKA JE ZEMLJA HRVATSKA!"
 * "GDJE SI TI BIO 91.?"
 * "U BOJ,U BOJ ZA NAROD SVOJ!!"
 * "HERCEG-BOSNA JE NAŠA!"
 * "SPUSTILA SE GUSTA MAGLA IZNAD ZAGREBA!"
 * "BOG I HRVATI!"
 * "SRBE NA VRBE!"
 * "ZA DOM SPREMNI!"
 * "UBIJ, ZAKOLJI, DA SRBIN NE POSTOJI"
 * "JEBEM TI MATER!"
 * "EVO ZORE EVO DANA"
 * "MOJA ZEMLJA HRVATSKA!"
 * "RUŽOOOOOOO"
 * "JOŠ HRVATSKA NI PROPALA"

Links

 * Facebook page
 * Instagram

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