Australiaball

Australia, or Australiaball is a countryball. They are part of the Anglosphere.

Colonization
As a Pacific island, Australiaball was once inhabited by aboriginals, but was later colonized by THE ENGLISH. After this Australia was full of crazy ENGLISH guys, and everyone liked it (except for the Aboriginals). However, Australia was very paranoid, because he created many strict immigration laws to keep the Aboriginals and other undesirables out. Australia is a bit racist, and he knows it.

Can into space.

Wars
Australia has been in both world wars because he was dragged in by both UKBall and USAball. His most famous (and most regrettable) war was the "Emu War" where Australiaball became the only country to fight a bunch of animals and lose.

Friends
Since Australia is an isolationist, he has very few friends. Here is the list of acquaintances in decreasing order of likeness
 * UKBall- That pom cunt who can't play cricket for shit.
 * USAball- The friendly rival/brother. they compete to see who has stricter immigration laws.
 * Canadaball-A good friend, but a bit too Frenchy.
 * Indiaball-Wait, we're related?
 * Cook Islandsball- nice, but irrelevant.
 * South Africaball- meh. He's ok
 * Pakistanball-Oh come on! We're related too?
 * New Zealandball- FUCK OFF YOU SHEEP SHAGGER BULLSHIT!
 * Asia-trading partners, just trading partners.
 * Papua New Guinea -Australia's lost son
 * Aboriginals and Torres Strait Islanders-The REAL Australians.