Netherlandsball

"If you ain't dutch, you ain't much!"

The Netherlandsball, aka. Dutchball, is a Western European countryball. His clay is bordered by Germany's and Belgium's. Drugs are legal, with people being allowed to buy up to five grams of Marijuana in coffee shops. People are even able to grow up to three plants of it in the privacy of their own home. Netherlands also legalises abortion and euthanasia. Netherlands should not be confused with Holland (because those are two provinces). Also this the first nation to legalize gay marriage. Known for dikes, dams and polders. EUball fears that he will do NEXIT after UKball BREXIT.

History
Netherlandsball is the adopted son of Spainball, and he was born in the 1500s. He was taken away by his half brother Austriaball but got his independence in 1648 after fighting a war with him, helped by his adoptive aunt Franceball, and changed his name from the long Austrian Netherlandsball to Dutch Republicball.

Around this time, he developed interests such as navigation, trade, and colonising, as seen by his sons Dutch East Indiesball (now known as Indonesiaball) and Surinameball. His clay was occupied by Franceball, in 1795/6, and when she left in 1814, he changed his name to United Kingdom of the Netherlandsball, still unaware of his sons with  Franceball, Belgiumball, and Luxembourgball, later delivered and raised by  UKball.

In the Great War, Netherlandsball chose to remain neutral as his neighbours Reichtangle and UKball fought over his estranged son Belgiumball's clay, but was beaten by  Nazi Germanyball in 1940, and his clay was anschlussed for four years, along with all the Jewcubes he had sheltered from  Nazi Germanyball.

After his distant cousin Canadaball liberated him, he reluctantly gave his sons Indonesiaball independence in 1948, and Surinameball in 1975. He joined the EU, his cousin in 1957 as a founding member, and now spends his days smoking weed with his smoking buddies Jamaicaball and  Uruguayball, and building dams. He is also a founding member of NATOball in 1949.

Personality
Netherlandsball is usually stoned. Sometimes he can be found smoking weed with Jamaicaball and Uruguayball. He's friendly to most countries. He actually has a lot of money, and is a very good swimmer since most of the time his clay is underwater.

Friends

 * Argentinaball - The birthplace of our Queen. BUT YOU STOPPED ME FROM GETTING IN THE 2014 WORLD CUP FINAL BECAUSE OF THOSE STUPID PENALTIES! 2-4 NEVER FORGET! I WILL GET REVENGE ON YOU ONE DAY!
 * Arubaball- my territory who has square currency (and still practices that black face thing were trying to stop people doing).
 * [[File:Australia-icon.png]] Australiaball - Nephew. I eliminated you from the 2014 World Cup in the second round! 3-2 never forget!
 * [[File:Belgium-icon.png]] Belgiumball and Luxembourgball - My sons, part of Benelux. Lets eat food at our border town of Baarle.
 * Bonaireball, Sint Maartenball, Sint Eustatiusball and Sababall- Sons that lives in the Caraïben.
 * Brazilball - Son what I had with Portugalball, and he laughs like me! ( Never forget 2010 and 2014 World Cup... HIEHIEHIEHIEHIEHIE )
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball - Pretty nice guy. Let me hang out at his place for a while when Naziball kicked me out. He managed to "talk" him back into letting me go home. Ik send flowers every year to thank him.
 * [[file:China-icon.png]] Chinaball - We give them two pandas dus we like them!
 * [[File:Curacao-icon.png]] Curaçaoball - Who? Oh, hem. Hij is good, I guess?
 * EUball - Founding member! Hij is sometimes nice, but Ik am niet sure if hij has best interests... will soon leave your shitty union after UK and after that I will smoke weed everyday
 * [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball - Former lover. Mijn favourite holiday destination.
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball - Béét weird relation: Wan het isn't Anschluss time, he is one of best fliends. But when 't is, hij is one of my biggest fears. And also gib leopard tank.
 * [[File:Jamaica-icon.png]] Jamaicaball - Smoking buddy.
 * Nagasakiball - Nice anime! Nice games! I make a nice port And I colonized him ( Yuo wait... One day, I will show him the way of the weed... )
 * Taiwanball - My chino son. Remember the Formosa?
 * [[File:South Africa-icon.png]] South Africaball - Son wie speaks weird Nederlands.
 * [[File:South Korea-icon.png]] South Koreaball - The best Korea (sincerely)
 * [[File:Spain-icon.png]] Spainball - Defeated me in 2010 FIFA World Cup, got my beautiful revenge in 2014 FIFA World Cup by 5-1!
 * [[File:Suriname-icon.png]] Surinameball - Hij is a good jonge. Mijn favourite son!
 * [[File:UK-icon.png]] UKball - Used to be mijn worst enemy, now hij is fine, hoor.
 * [[File:Uruguay-icon.png]] Uruguayball - Another smoking buddy.
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - [[File:Washington-icon.png]] [[File:Oregon-icon.png]] [[File:Alaska-icon.png]] [[File:California-icon.png]] [[File:Nevada-icon.png]] [[File:Massachussets-icon.png]] [[File:Maine-icon.png]] [[File:Colorado-icon.png]] I'm friends with a few of his children.
 * [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesiaball - My smoking addict son. He lets children smoke!!!! Gib satay and studentes!

Neutral

 * [[File:Austria-icon.png]] Austriaball - Estranged half-brother. Less said, de beter.


 * Swedenball - Trade friend, but hij defeatings me en heb me eliminated from 2018 World Cup. Also, my friend, I just saw that I win 2 times against you. I'm not sure if it was or not?

Enemies

 * Nazi Germanyball- fokken bookshelves
 * North Koreaball - BUT WHAT SH!T DO YOU HAVE AGAINST THE CAPITALISTS? YOU OF HAVING LEGALIZED DRUGS, BUT, DO YOU HAVE SH!T ON THE HEAD IN EXPLODING US AND NATO STAFF? I AM A CAPITALIST! I SINCERELY THINK [[File:South Korea-icon.png]] SOUTH KOREA IS THE BEST KOREA, I HOPE THAT  CHINA,  RUSSIA,  JAPAN AND [[File:South Korea-icon.png]] SOUTH KOREA ANSCHLUSS YOU, HIEHIEHIEHIEHIE! REMOVE KIM DYNASTY! I heard yuo like to get high on drugs too.
 * Philippinesball - WHY YOU REMOVE DRUGS?!? Our Queen visited in your clay.
 * [[File:Turkey-icon.png]] Turkeyball - Defeatings of me in euro 2016 with 3-0. also of gettings Nederturken to riot in Rotterdamball. Also I am not of fascist banana republic, am fokken kingdom, dumb Turk. Serbia was right.
 * Croatiaball, Yugoslaviaball, Paraguayball &  Batangasball - Sneaky little frickin' flag stealers! SCREW YOU!!!!!!

Family

 * HREball - Father
 * Germanyball - Brother
 * Franceball - Former Lover/Sister-in-Law
 * EUball - Nephew
 * UKball - Brother
 * USAball - Nephew
 * Canadaball - Nephew
 * Australiaball - Nephew
 * New Zealandball - Nephew
 * Austriaball - Brother
 * Switzerlandball - Brother
 * Belgiumball - Son (w/Franceball)
 * Luxembourgball - Son (w/Franceball)
 * Brazilball - Crazy Son (w/Portugalball)
 * Nagasakiball -  Adoptive Son
 * Taiwanball -  Adoptive Daughter
 * Indonesiaball -  Adoptive Son
 * Surinameball -  Adoptive Son

Provinceballs

 * North Hollandball - He's alright and the main reason why I am always get stoned.
 * South Hollandball- He's different then North Hollandball and has the biggest harbour of Europe, the parliament and the government.
 * [[File:Drenthe-icon.png]] Drentheball - A lot of dolmens. A lot of people don't even know people live here.
 * [[File:Flevoland-icon.png]] Flevolandball - All of his clay is under the water. Biggest artificial island in the world.
 * [[File:Friesland-icon.png]] Frieslandball - Farmer, cows, speaks Frisian. Also, a lot of skaters and Elfstedentocht.
 * [[File:Gelderland-icon.png]] Gelderlandball - His name sounds like money in Dutch. He has a lot of woodys, motorcrosses, bike lanes and falmers.
 * [[File:Groningen-icon.png]] Groningenball - More farmers and cows and has a lot of gas. Suffers earthquakes because of gas. Don't say he is a Frisian. He also has some communistses.
 * [[File:Limburg-icon.png]] Limburgball - Has the only mountain in the country. Home of André Rieu and the roughest roller coaster manufacturer ever. Celebrates a lot of carnival. He is almost Belgian.
 * North Brabantball - Home of forests, pubs and villages, also celebrates a lot of carnival. He is like Limburgball almost Belgian.
 * [[File:Overijssel-icon.png]] Overijsselball - Farmers, Hansa cities and streams.
 * [[File:Utrecht-icon.png]] Utrechtball - Smallest province by area. Still, 1.268.489 inhabitants, and the busiest train stations possible.
 * [[File:Zeeland-icon.png]] Zeelandball - Meneer Bolus. The sea nearly killed him in 1953 and will drown as first. Tries to convince oll of mij people to come and visit him. In the winter.

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