Spainball

"¿Por qué no te callas?"

- King Juan Carlos

Spainball is the Spanish countryball. A history full of corruption, conspirations and extreme bad luck is guaranteed for maybe one of the most developed countries in Europe, because of those factors mentioned previously. Spainball used to have one of the biggest empires in history, but right now she's a frustrated economic vassal of Germanyball. Currently suffering with so many independence movements inside of she. She also has a brother country called Portugalball who is trying to rob her clay which she also likes to annoy.

After a period of schizophrenic inferiority complex when she wanted to become Burgundyball, Andalusiaball, Austriaball and Naplesball, she reconciled with herself (and with Franceball who always believed in her mental healing despite of the damage she has suffered with it).

She is known for the bullfights, her football clubs and her majestic dances like the bolero (wait this dance was created by her son Cubaball), the tango (hey this dance was created by her son Argentinaball) and the flamenco (this dance was created by... herself).

Her national day is in 12th of Octuber. Her astrological sign is Libra.

History
History of Spain is: First raped by the celts, then raped by the romans, then by the visigoths, then by the Muslims, then got the biggest empire of the world and lost it. Got raped by the French later, then got raped herself and now is being raped by the Germans. But also have good relationships with some countries.

For a long time she dominated much of South America and Central America, including parts of North America. It was the world's fourth largest empire. But right now she is a economic vassal of Germanyball.

In the last decade her unemployment increased significantly And due to its "economic stability", many communities want their own independence and autonomy of her (as the Basqueball and Cataloniaball).

She not participated in any of the World Wars (neutral) and today his male incarnation appears frequently with a newspaper looking for work

Relationships

 * [[File:SPQR-icon.png]]SPQRball - Mi abuelo. He was my inspiration to create my empire.
 * [[File:Byzantine-icon.png]] Byzantineball - Mi tio. Before he died,  his last emperor sold the birthright as the Roman Emperor to my kings. I own these rights until today, it makes me the true modern successor of the Roman Empire (take this Russiaball and Germanyball).
 * Latin Americaballs -. She wonders what would have happen if was a good mama to them... she worries about her kids sometimes..They used to be good kids...(before they became what they are today)..
 * [[File:Argentina-icon.png]] Argentinaball - He is my eldest son and he is muy bueno at fútbol. We both claim clay that are controlled by UKball. It has only one defect: it is quite arrogant and egocentric.
 * WHERE IS MY MAMA'S DAY CARD!!! (gets thrown by a sack of cards and blushing Latins)
 * [[File:Chile-icon.png]] Chileball - El orgullo de la familia. I'm proud of him. It is the most intelligent of my children. But I do not understand anything of what he speaks. Not everything is perfect.
 * [[File:PuertoRico-icon.png]] Puerto Ricoball -Who was of ese again? Oh, is the hijo with gold. I gavings him algo de autonomia, but later gave it to yankee because el already was of attackings him.
 * [[File:Mexico-icon.png]] Mexicoball - My son who's also a criminal. Plox get rid of your drug cartels and gangs. But he still makings me proud to be his mami with his production
 * [[File:Peru-icon.png]] Peruball - Antes a major American colonial center, now a nobody without relevance.
 * [[File:Venezuela-icon.png]] Venezuelaball - He claims clay formerly from UKball and currently controlled by Guyanaball. Ese tío has a president that bothers me so much
 * [[File:Colombia-icon.png]] Colombiaball - Mi another hijo. He is now trying to stay out of trouble (I hope). I'm happy because he told me that finally ended the civil conflict of his clay.
 * [[File:Uruguay-icon.png]] Uruguayball - My other son futbolero. Outside of that isn't outstanding in another thing. Unfortunately he became a pothead
 * [[File:Ecuador-icon.png]] Ecuadorball - Like Peruball, he spends asking for jobs in Spainball
 * [[File:Cyprus-icon.png]] Cyprusball - It also claims clay controlled by UKball.
 * [[File:Portugal-icon.png]] Portugalball - Big Brother and best friend. [PERO NO SIEMPRE FUE MEJOR AMIGO] He is always calm and relaxed, this must have some connection to the ocean (because he always navigates from time to time)
 * [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball - My big sister. We have fought several times in the past, but now we get along very well. I really like her ... but I hate her husband (Germanyball).
 * [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball -My younger brother. [I and France were always bullying him when he was younger.] . But now we get along well ... I, he and Portugalball have the same problems but we will overcome them together as hermanos. After all we are family.
 * [[File:Canary_Islands-icon.png]] Canary Islandsball - My last son.
 * [[File:Philippines-icon.png]] Philippinesball - Son he had to sell to USAball.
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball - DAMN NAZIS!! I don't need your monies because I'm still a powerfull countryball like in the old times and ... I was kidding Gib monies plox.
 * [[File:Netherlands-icon.png]] Netherlandsball - Adopted son and Rival in FIFA World Cup 2010 and 2014.
 * [[File:Andorra-icon.png]] Andorraball - My most successful son.
 * [[File:Catalonia-icon.png]] Cataloniaball and [[File:Basque-icon.png]] Basqueball - NO INDEPENDENCIA !!!
 * Cantabria-icon.png Cantabriaball- Who is this guy?
 * [[File:Romania-icon.png]] Romaniaball - Romaniaball is my brother. The best prostitutes in [[File:Madrid-icon (city).png]] Madridball are Romanians.
 * [[File:Morocco-icon.png]] Moroccoball - This cobarde es un son of su puta madre! Fuera de mis hijos!
 * [[File:UK-icon.png]] UKball - BE GIBBINGS OF GIBRALTUR! MIENTES GILIPOLLAS, NADA DE INGLÉS AQUÍ! But gib tourism too, plox.
 * [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISISball : Mira gilipollas yuo are a terrible kebab and yuo murderd paris and if you tried to Remake el puñetero muslman (AL-ANDALUS)VOY A MERTER UN MISIL A TU YHIADISTA MADRE, VIVA LA RECONQUISTA Y LA ARIEDAD!!!
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - Took land from me. He is the son of UKball. Some of his states are mis nietos (hijos de mi hijo Mexicoball). Other than that we are pretty good friends. But stop calling me Mexico!
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]]Canadaball - I know EXACTLY how you feel about Quebecball
 * Serbiaball-Good friends.We are both kebab removers and we both have sepratists.Sorry for bombing you in 1999.

Links

 * Facebook page
 * Polandball in Spanish (some info will be)

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