Philippinesball

"There can be no tyrants where there are no slaves."

- Jose Rizal

 Asian Czech Republic Philippinesball, officially known as the Republic of the Philippines, or the ASEAN Republicball, is a sovereign archipelagic countryball in Southeast Asia in the western Pacific Ocean. They do not border any country except Sarawak and Kalimantan due to being an archipelago in the Pacific but is located North of Indonesiaball, Northeast of  Malaysiaball, Southeast of  Chinaball, South of  Taiwanball, East of  Vietnamball, and West of  Palauball. The country is divided into 17 regions, with the capital Manilaball located in  NCRball, giving them a total area of 120,000 square miles (300,000 Square Kilometers), making it the 72nd largest country in the world. As of 2020, she maintains a population of 109.581 million inhabitants, making it the 13th most populated country in the world and the 3rd most populous island countryball, just behind Indonesiaball and  Japanball. But future projections say that it will be the 2nd most populous island countryball, still behind Indonesiaball. Like all countries, the Philippines is a member of UNball, and due to having close ties with the West, it can become a major non-NATO ally. She was the chairman of ASEANball, but it later passed it on  Tringapore. It is also the only Christian majority country in Asia.

Its national day is on June 12.

The Philippines joined ASEANball on August 8th, 1967 as one of the founding states. Even if the character doesn't have an exact gender (like all the characters in the Polandball universe) its name is a female noun in the native language of the country (​​​​​Tagalog). In 1986 and 2001, Philippinesball can into Female Leadership!

The Community As A Boat (Precolonial Epoch)
The Philippinesball was first inhabited by Negritos, then they were supplanted by Malay-Polynesians who established city-states known as Barangays. When Chinese, Indians, and Arabs arrived in the Philippines, the barangays developed into several competing prehispanic states which were: the huangdoms of Ma-i and Pangasinan, the kingdoms of Tondo, Maynila and Namayan, the Kedatuan of Madja-as, the rajahnates of Butuan and Cebu and the sultanates of Lanao, Maguindanao, and Sulu.

These states were under the domination of Majapahitball and then, the Manila, Tondo and Sulu soon came to be invaded by  Bruneiball, with the rest of the Philippine prehispanic states going to war against Bruneiball.

Their strategic location in Asia made them an especially important hub for trade, earning them the title of "Pearl of the Orient".

The State as a Convent (Spanish Era )
In 1521, Spanish Empireball, sailing from Latin-America, gasped and invaded these islands states, naming the territory "Las Islas Filipinas" (King Philip the Second's Penthouse of Death.) Later on,  Spainball landed in Limasawa Island in 1521 and held the first Catholic Mass in the Philippines. He then found Cebu Islandball where he met the first few natives. After converting some of the natives, Spainball received a complaint from one of the Rajahs about another Rajah who doesn't want to recognize Spain's influence, Rajah Lapu-Lapu. Determined to teach this "infidel" a lesson, Spain launched an attack on the island of Mactan. But since it's low tide season the galleons cant get in the small harbor, so Spainball and his men went on waist-deep water, Only to be ambushed and "Injured" by Rajah Lapulapu. Spanish Empireball then left the Philippines, only to return in 1565, starting the long 333 years of Spanish Empireball rule over the Philippines. Spainball quickly organized his new colony according to his model. The first task was the reduction or relocation of native Philippinesballs into settlements. The earliest political system used during the conquista period was the encomienda system, which was relevant in Europeball. Spainball's friars, governors, and generals governed the Philippinesball in exchange for their services to the King. Spainball also made a law to collect tributes to Phil. In return, Phil would get justice and governance and aid during an invasion. In 1646, Dutch Republicball attacked Philippinesball to avenge what Spainball did to him in 1581. Spainball outsmarted Dutchball and thus, it was a Spanish Victory.

It was then ruled by New Spainball and together, Phil's economy raised during their galleon trade of the 1800s. But when New Spainball became Mexicoball, closed the Manila-Acapulco route and thus, they did not see each other again until Phil's Independence. Due to this, Spainball governed Phil directly from Madrid, causing many problems from corrupt friars.

Philippinesball was attacked by UKball in 1762 to 1764 as part of the 'Seven Years War' because  Spainball allied with  Franceball  Philippinesball could be   British territory, but they can into signings treaty that ended the war. Many revolts happened during the late 18th-19th century, but Spainball crushed the rebellion. Most of these revolts was not due to the Filipino nationalism, but because of the monopoly and welfare. Spainball didn't took care of Philippinesball in the 1850s due to problems on his own clay, corrupt Governor-Generals was assigned, and corrupt friars got a seat in Philippine politics. Filipino nationalism had risen during this time, Phil read about the Renaissance, and what happened to Franceball. Philippinesball wrote many books that exposed Spainball's officials that Spainball assigned, but Spain had many problems so he could not handle the problem that is in the other side of the world. Spainball went too far when he killed José Rizal. That even sparkled a revolution that gave birth to  KKKball. Philippinesball started to revolt for their independence, Starting in Manilaball, but failed to liberate it, but successfully liberated, Zamboangaball, Caviteball, Ilocosball, Cebuball, Negrosball, Leyteball and other regions. Philippines cornered Spainball in  Manilaball. USAball and Spainball was wrapping their own war and Signed the 'Treaty of Paris'. USAball went to Philippinesball clay to 'help' it, but it turns out, it was a stage battle to turnover Philippinesball to USAball. Then, Philippinesball declared independece on June 12, 1898 creating the First Philippine Republicball, the first democracy in Asia and it was into happy but their new ally had other plans.

The Trials of 'Benevolent Assimilation' (American Era )
In, February 1899, USAball betrayed  Philippinesball and attacked her in her own clay. USAball Attacked Philippinesball in all sides of its clay. Philippinesball almost lost Manilaball & Caviteball and was forced to run away to the mountains. In some other parts, USAball massacred many Philippinesballs from north to south, estimating 1.5 soldiers killed and 35,000 civilians killed, that was a sad time for Philippinesball. Philippinesball was then anschlussed by USAball by 1901 and the  First Philippine Republicball was defeated. The bottom part of Philippinesball, Sultanate of Suluball rebelled against USAball. USAball did not fully anschlused Suluball until 1913. Thus the Sultanate was defeated.

Philippinesball was oppressed by USAball in early eras. But USAball knew how to make propaganda thus brainwashing the younger generation that the  Spanish were into bad and  Philippinesball was into 'idiot native people' and cannot into civilization and have to be "benevonently assimilated". Philippinesball rebelled against USAball but cannot into winnings since  USAball was of powerful.

World War II
Empire of Japanball suddenly attacked Philippinesball after the Bombing of Pearl Harbor with landings on Luzon. Fighting ended in a Empire of Japanball win on the 8th of May, 1942 thus Philippinesball was ' liberated from the Americanballs'. The Second Republic of the Philippinesball and other Philippinesball citizens got angry at the government and turned to Communismball. USAball left Philippinesball for 3 years and when USAball was counter-attacking the table into their side after the the Battle of Midway. After 2 years they pushed through the territory of Empire of Japanball to finally reach Philippinesball, Landing on the 28th of October, 1945. USAball then 'liberated' Philippinesball but actually USA just retook Philippinesball and later gave her independence to avoid war reparations because  USAball carelessly bombed  Philippinesball.

Showplace of Democracy in Asia? (Postcolonial Era)
In 1935, The USA guarenteed Philippine independence by passing the Tydings–McDuffie Act to gib philippine independence in 10 years. After the war, it was delayed for a year (Because of the Japanese) until on the 4th of july in 1946, The Philippine islands were given independence from the Americans. The first of these presidents was Ramon Magsaysay. He let the Americans pass the Bell trade act, which gave parity rights to the Americans which angered the Democratic alliance who state that it will harm the Philippines in the long run. Then in 1950, the Philippines fought alongside the UN in the Korean war and led to the famed battle of Yultong which was a Filipino victory. After the 1953 election, Ramon Magsaysay was elected. He was a car mechanic before he was a guerilla leader in WW2. He was considered by Filipinos as the best president they had. He ended the Huk rebellion and opened the Malanan palace to the 'Tao' or the common man. But in 1957, he died tragically in an airplane crash which made Carlos Garcia the new president. Then under his administration, created the Filipino first policy which ended the American parity rights. The Macapagal adiministration was as interesting as Magsaysay's. It was on Macapagal's term that moved Philippine independence day to June 12, giving more reforms to the 'Tao' and the Sabah claim. He lost to Marcos in 1969 because of his marriage to Emilda Romualdez, his documentary and many more.

The 'New Society' & its Aftermath (Marcos Era)
in 1965, the Philippines was under the leadership of Ferdinand Marcos. On Marcos' first term, Philippinesball became prosperous at the time was the second-richest in Asia, behind only Japanball (although this is still debatable as some sources say Philippinesball was fifth or sixth richest during Marcos's first term). It was on his second term where things go downhill. Philippinesball was set under a martial law from 1972 to 1981 under the leadership of Ferdinand Marcos. Marcos also started Operation Merdeka, which created the Islamic terrorist groups in the Philippines & almost caused a war with Malaysiaball. Marcos also stole US$10B from public funds and borrowed a lot of money, crippling Philippinesball's economy. Under his administration, The Philippines joined the Vietnam_War (which is ironic since he opposed joining when Marcos was a senate president). Then after years of suppression of communists, a revolution (known as EDSA) began in 1986. It's caused when the people didn't like the snap election results of 1986, and installed Cory Aquino, wife of the murdered opposition leader Ninoy Aquino, as president in place of Marcos and the Fourth Philippine Republic collapsed. Marcos fled to Hawaii where he died in 1989. Marcos's family stayed in Hawaii until 1991 when they were allowed to return.

New Forms for old Challenges (The 5th republic of the Philippines)
After the EDSA uprising, a new constitution, more presidents and another EDSA uprising. Philippinesball has a new president (incidentally the most famous president) with a much different approach that most Visayas and Mindanao citizens like but most liberals dislike. The President Duterte now made drastic changes in Philippinesball such as strengthening relations with  Chinaball and  Russiaball, also weakening relations with USAball for a while. After Trump's victory, it decides to strengthen ties with USAball since it just really don't like Obama. It also took care of the terrorists in Marawi. Right now, it is promoting Federalism to the Philippines and trying to take care of the   Communist Rebels with peace talks, but most of these peace talks never happened. It also declared the Communist Rebels as Terrorists, and is still continuing Ferdinand Marcos' anti-communist policies.

As time progressed, Philippinesball can into trade with Japanball,  Chinaball,  EFTAball and  UKball. It can into economy and Spainball brought some immigrants to make Philippines inhabitable. Philippinesball was considered as the "Pearl of the Orient" by that time since it can into civilization and class. Also it can into trash-to-energy.

On 23 July 2017, the Philippine government security forces and Islamic State militants started a five month long Battle in Marawiball. Marawiball is, to this day, recovering from the battle.

All is still recovering from the battle to this day.

Personality
Philippinesball is known for being very polite, hospitable, friendly, hard-working, patriotic, protective and industrious to those people with a boss-like mentality or a true ally. They likes traditions and it would like to preserve them. It is known to have Pinoy Pride - a Filipino mentality where in they get proud at the littlest or biggest international recognition because they love their country and want their country to be most famous in the world. This is so prevalent in Filipinos that everytime you say the word "Philippines" in an online forum, a lot of Filipinos go crazy. You can try this by looking at the mirror during midnight, and say "Philippines" three times. It is usually triggered when she was being called "Province of Chinaball".

It is a Third World Country and acts like one. It usually likes drinking beer (though it is now avoiding it), having fiestas, and playing street games. It is also really fond of using the internet and is known to be the Selfie Capital of the World. Philippinesball is always updated about everything about social media especially when it is about men and women who are pretty.

Those mentioned are usual, but still its people can be a little against with the others due to "oppression" and "discrimination", these mentioned are claims of Visayans to the Tagalogs. It's common for Tagalogs, Visayans, Kapampangans, Ilocanos and other groups of people in the Philippines to attack each other through words but those are mostly just for the sake of sarcastic reasons, and the people of the Philippines are very united. Right now, Philippinesball is going through tough times that's why it is experiencing mood swings, as if it is in the puberty stage. It just needs to remove corruption in its country to be able to show her flaws and finally shine as a prosperous country.

Regionballs



 * Ilocos Regionball - I have large electric fan, can into prosperity! also Ferdinand Marcos is from here. I love Vigan so much UWU.
 * Cordilleraball - I speaking way too many languages right, yo, you know it right. Let me see....
 * Cagayan Valleyball - Yamashita and some gold be with me. I always thought that yuo are Cagayan de Oroball XD
 * Central Luzonball - rice, rice, rice more rice !! rice is life !!!
 * NCRball - central seat of the government. Can into many people. very rich too, is of congested!
 * Calabarzonball - The old Tagalog South never changed one bit! Their Tagalog is different from yours. Ala eh!!
 * Mimaropaball - marble, marble, can into natural world heritage.. MARBLE!!!!!!!
 * Bicol Regionball - Want to have my Chili Ice Cream? OR CHILI EXPRESS?
 * Western Visayasball - can into smiles and Sans Rival.
 * Central Visayasball - can into Queen City and Chocolate Hills.
 * Eastern Visayasball - Gib moni for human aid.
 * Zamboanga Peninsulaball - Am the Latin Asia! SPQR STRONK!
 * Davaoball - Am not the city, I'm the region. I also have chocolate! Duterte Duterte
 * Soccsksargenball - Cotabato cant into soccsksargen any more. also we have abundant tuna and seafood.
 * [[File:Caraga-icon.png]] Caragaball - Stop the mining Amerikanos!
 * Bangsamoroball - my newest regionball, formerly separatist but can into peace now, please don't rebel against me again okay???

How to draw:
Drawing Philippinesball is fairly easy.


 * 1) Draw a ball.
 * 2) Draw a horizontal triangle at the left part and a horizontal line at the right part.
 * 3) Draw the 3 stars and a sun with 8 rays in the triangle.
 * 4) Color the background of the triangle with white and the top part of the right part with blue and the bottom with red and the stars and sun with yellow.
 * 5) Draw the eyes and you're done.
 * 6) (OPTIONAL) Draw a straw hat on top of Philippinesball's head and/or add her playing a guitar.

Friends/Mga Kaibigan

 * Argentinaball, Australiaball,  Brazilball,  Canadaball,  Franceball,  Germanyball,  Indonesiaball,  Japanball,  Mexicoball,  Saudi Arabiaball,  South Koreaball,  Tringapore, and  USAball - Trading partners and thank you for helping me to get into G20.
 * North Sulawesiball - My outside friend from my Brah and yuor clay is filipino language
 * Most Hispanoballs (especially Equatorial Guineaball) - Friends
 * [[File:Argentina-icon.png]] Argentinaball - Major non-NATO ally and fellow Hispanoballs to Spainball, but it is known here as a corned beef brand. But we have good relations, and we celebrated our 65th anniversary of our bilateral relationships. Gib citrus fruits plox!. I hope we meet each other soon, stepbrother. (Can both into drugs, but don't tell Spainball or she will op kill us both!). Plox help me to get into G20. Also one of my favourite friends. He still hates UKball for Falklands War. We will celebrate our 70th anniversary. No president had a state visit in my clay. Except this guy and that guy. Sorry for chair throwing!!! Mathysse cannot beat Pacquiao!!! Papa Francisco also best pope! We have in common, our former presidents will be facing charges and we both hate Venezuelaball. But in 1999, President Estrada meet your meme president.
 * Armeniaball - Many of my people visit his clay. His foreign minister Eduard Nalbandyan visited me back in 2012. Also, his non-resident ambassador Raisa Vardanyan visited Albert del Rosario back in 2015. So, don't worry, my friend. We will protect you from Azerbaijanball. We both have a strong relationship with each other. But why you are friends with that  drug user?
 * [[File:Macau-icon.png]] Asian Las Vegas - Where I waste my money. He is my 2nd best cousin.
 * [[File:Australia-icon.png]] Australiaball - fellow APEC member. I also love his Christian songs! (especially Hillsong, Planetshakers, Citipointe etc.) (Australia plox tell me more about what you and America do I want to come next time PLOX PRETY PLOX) BUT WHY DID YOU START A FIGHT AGAINST ME IN BASKETBALL?????!!!!
 * [[File:Belgium-icon.png]] Belgiumball - Son of Netherlands, capital of Natoball and EUball. Like your country BTW, my tourist go there because of the economy and tourist spot. Also, salamat por the tsokolate.
 * Boliviaball - He hates Chileball because he was the reason why he was landlocked, but at least he likes  Argentinaball and  Russiaball. Also we are adopted by  Spainball. Wait, you hate Venezuela right now? Great!
 * Botswanaball - He is a good African friend because he is the only African country that supported my claim in the South China Sea dispute. Thank you. He is good friends with Ukraineball plus they are almost the same size. I support you against Yakko Warner because he bullies my  son.
 * Brazilball - One of my close friend in the South America, who makes slippers for me and he always says HUHUEHUEHUE a lot. I can now into winnings at 2016 Rio Olympics! Our former president met Lula. I provided him 59 days without visa. Control your president please but, nice leadership!
 * [[File:Brunei-icon.png]] Bruneiball - Once he havings multi-personality disorder, Sulu Sultanateball helpings him, as a reward, givings Sabah clay. Now can you talk some sense into [[File:Malaysia-icon.png]] Nasi Lemakball?
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball - My British friends ko po also great immigration than America and fellow APEC member. I like him for many guapos and guapas. Gib Avril, Bieber and Celine plox! Their prime minister is of lovings of Jollibee!!! (Tito now of has a Jollibee in Winnipegball and Torontoball) . Please respect the environment more as Duterte doesn't like what Ontario is doing. Please cleanup after yourself friend! BUT WHY DID YOU BRING YOUR TRASH TO MY CLAY?!?!? STOP!
 * Cataloniaball - I don't recognized him and not one of my Hispanoballs friends recongnizes him, except Venezuelaball. But he also hates Spainball so we can into friends.
 * [[File:Chile-icon.png]] Chileball - fellow APEC member and fellow Hispanoballs to Spainball, I always give him aid when in time of need, and he gives me back. We have good relations. Thank you also for your warm contributions on Typhoon Yolanda. I will be forever in your debt. We can also into female leadership. I wonder why  Argentinaball hates him... he has a rivalry with Argentina. Meanwhile, I have a rivalry with  Indonesiaball and  Malaysiaball. Bachelet had a state visit in my clay, also, you have similar flag with Malay.
 * [[File:Christmas Island-icon.png]] Christmas Islandball - East Timorball and I celebrate Christmas with this ball together!
 * Colombiaball - He is one of my fellow hispanoballs to Spainball. Unlike the other drug users, he does his best to remove drug lords. I apologize for 2015.
 * Crimeaball - Even though I abstained in 2018, we have a common enemy.
 * Croatiaball - He is Sloveniaball's friend so why not? Both can into Catholic and beaches. Recently, about 2,000 OFWs are needed to work in his land.
 * Cubaball - My Little friend who sent me missionaries before he run away and was under USAball like... I miss you. I wish I can see you again real soon...
 * Denmarkball - I like Jascha Richter. We have good relations, which are described as strong, close, cordial and friendly. We have  common enemies.
 * [[File:Donald Trump-icon.png]] Donald Trump - Thank you for your win, for building a Trump Tower in my clay and for not including me in your Travel Ban plox. TRUMP, MABUHAY KA! 
 * [[File:East Timor-icon.png]] East Timorball - Philippines' only Catholic friend in Asia (East Timor is Portugese and under Australia a brief period of time so both are Latin-Anglo-Catholic Asian). They are both often bullied in school for being too Latin, and too Catholic but they celebrate Christmas with each other and sometimes hangout with Papua New Guinea (he was under Australia as well and Phil is helping him into ASEAN), Palau (Phil's son, he is also under a Hispanic country, Spain and is also part of Anglosphere via USAball) and Christmas Islandball, whom they also celebrated Christmas with. He is a great friend.
 * [[File:Mexico-icon.png]] Mexicoball - Good and do not beat me in boxing and fellow APEC member! We both love to shout puto when Spainball is around. He is also a friend who has problems with drugs. Can yuo gib me yuor handsome former president?? I also like Thalia and her telenovelas.
 * Equatorial Guineaball, Liberiaball, and  Madagascarball - They are my African friends. They were all absent during this event.
 * Equatorial Guineaball - Spanish African friend.
 * Liberiaball - He is my American African adopted sibling.
 * Madagascarball - He is my Austronesian and French African sibling.
 * Ethiopiaball - Good Hamite friend. His [[File:Abiy Ahmed-icon.png]] prime minister and my president both banned Kuwaitball and  Saudi Arabiaball, for abusing our domestic workers. Abiy Ahmed and Rodrego gets along.
 * EUball - He supported my claim in the South China Sea dispute. Thank you. I support him against dumb prick. But, please do not criticize my drug war.
 * [[File:Facebook-icon.png]] Faceblock - They don't call us the "Selfie capital of the world" for nothing. Also stop teasing Poland. We also use Facebook a lot.
 * Fijiball - He is a good Oceanic friend because he is the only Oceanic country that supported my claim in the South China Sea dispute.
 * Finlandball - Good friend from Scandinavia, Thank you for using my Nokia phones. Congratulations on winning the IIHF World Championship for the third time in history. Also, He's got an Embassy in Kuala Lumpur and remember, do not Tell [[File:Malaysia-icon.png]] Malaysiaball to bullying our Friends.
 * [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball - A Nice place who helps us (she of also winnings Miss Universe 2016 on my clay - is of lucky). Also a favorable destination because Eiffel Tower (but have more tourists!). Macron is just good, but stop fighting with Trump! Congrats Tita on winning the World Cup! Plox help me to get into G20
 * Francoist Spainball - I think he is fine, though he is an Axis Power. He supported the west during the Cold War. Probably better than modern Spain.
 * LGBT - I am the most gay friendly country in all of Asia.
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball - Philippines also celebrate Oktoberfest and reputed to be as fun as the original one. Is good partner and friend. He is my largest European trade partner. And you made my cousin and  my brother cry during 2014 World Cup, but congrats on winning in 2014.
 * [[File:Gibraltar-icon.png]] Gibraltarball - He hates Espanya and removes Paella from premises!
 * [[File:Guam-icon.png]] Guamball - Fellow Spanish East Indies island the Pacific. He was my son until we were adopted by USAball after the Spanish-American War. He is of cute baby son!
 * Hungaryball - He is a good European friend because he is the only EU member that did not criticize my drug war. Thank you. We have embassies in each other's capitals. He is good friends with my  rival brother. He is also  Polandball's best friend. Speaking of family,  Hungaryball is my step-grandfather.
 * [[File:India-icon.png]] Indiaball - Money Lenders (5/6)... Indiaball "Bayad utang". Remember your representative in 1994, she won when we hosted Miss Universe back in 1994. Modi met Duterte.
 * Indonesiaball - Thank you for being my best friend forever. Drug Remover. Best cultural relations.
 * [[File:Iran-icon.png]] Iranball - Trade tropical fruits in exchange for oil. Students also come here to study English like South Koreaball. USAball doesn't approve of this friendship (Because of 1979 and also being hostile to Israel). We are basketball buddies.
 * [[File:Israel-icon.png]] Israelcube - I provided safe haven for many Jews during World War II. He recently gib me aid during Typhoon Yolanda and some new shiny equipment to fight dim-sum (we gib thankings to you!). Nice TAR-21, gib me Iron Dome technology! You were invaded and genocided, but thriving today as a politically influential defender against your antagonists. Truly, an unique oddity in my eyes. Also thank you for treating my OFWs fairly and properly unlike that racist kebab.... Just like Brazilball, I provided him 59 days without visa. He really loves me and my people.
 * [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball - I lovings his cars, pizza, and chocolate. He gib me AW109 combat helicopter to fight Maute-Abu Sayyaf bastards and AW-159 Anti-sub helis to fight Hopia's cheap subs! Gib A129 Mangusta! Also lovings of spaghetti. Im glad you like Jollibee! Im sorry but this is our own spaghetti! Hope you like it!
 * [[File:Japan-icon.png]] Japanball - Twin Brother. (Because we both suffer floods and earthquakes also near Pacific Ocean) He gives me cool things and a lot of mangas and animes to read. Thankings for signing loan for new railway and defense pact! Philippines be also otaku country! Also, thank you for donating us some good Coast Guard ships! Help me to get into G20. Just like Hungaryball, he did not criticize my drug war. Thank you. He has lots of Filipino here more like 300k. BUT WHY DID YOU BANNED [ILLEGAL STREAMING] WEBSITE?? YOU KNOW BRO SOME LEGAL ANIME WEBSITES ISN'T AVAILABLE ON MY CLAY! ALSO THANK YOU FOR MILITARY EQUIPMENT TO ME! FIRST TIME EVER I GOTTEN FOREIGN EQUIPMENT. NOT EVEN AMERICA GAVE ME SOMETHING PARKOUR THAN THAT~
 * Jordanball - thank you for donating 2 choppers and some armored vehicles for my armed forces. Also we can into destroying together. But still Hussein needs to apologise to our dear president for his bad remarks.
 * Kingdom of Tondoball - My biological papa. YOU IS OP BEST! I will never forget your legacy! I'm scared cuz I heard u will come and attack so please don't
 * [[File:Laos-icon.png]] Laosball - we have good relations and we visit each others clay a lot, but he is a commie. His name was funny though.
 * [[File:Malaysia-icon.png]] Malaysiaball - Basketball Rivals. Although I recognize Sabah as yours (But my son doesn't), I share a fierce basketball rivalry with you. Our Culture is similar as we are ASEAN Brothers.
 * [[File:Micronesia-icon.png]] Micronesiaball - fellow Spanish East Indies island! Of also not callings Asian.
 * Moroccoball - I promise that I will not confuse you with free land that my Moros will live in. He is a major non-NATO ally.
 * NATOball - I support him against dumb prick plus I am a major non-NATO ally. We both like  Kosovoball.
 * New Zealandball - fellow APEC member Ardern met Duterte during the ASEANball summit when she (Ardern) was a guest. We have good relations. Stop callings of my barongs scratchy, okay?
 * North Kalimantanball - Sabahball Neutral Friend and i always looking at yuo plan steal yuo like sabahball.
 * [[File:Northern Mariana Islands-icon.png]] Northern Mariana Islandsball - Also another Spanish East Indies island. Adopted by USAball after the war.
 * Norwayball - Another good friend from Scandinavia, sorry that my president called you Norwegia. He cannot into EUball so he is okay for me. I trust him a lot.
 * [[File:Palau-icon.png]] Palauball - Another Spanish East Indies island. Adopted by USAball as well after World War II. Can into independence since 1994. I sadly had to close my embassies in Palau which made my son cry. Does not into callings op asian. (despite the fact that there are Japanese speakers in Angaur.) Palawan is better. Is cute! He is also my best friend. He can into Filipino language. Thank you for not recognizing this bully.
 * [[File:Papua New Guinea-icon.png]] Papua New Guineaball- Fellow APEC member, fishing buddies and adopted cousins via Anglosphere. He is helping him into Asean. Scared of him at all times for I heard he is into cannibalism.
 * Paraguayball - He is one of my friends in the American continent. He hates Netherlandsball and  Uruguayball but I do not know if he hates drugs. We both hate  BRICSbrick. Thank you for not recognizing this  bully. One more thing: we both can into chocolate.
 * [[File:Peru-icon.png]] Peruball - He is one of my friends to Spainball. [[File:Duterte-icon.png]] Duterte attended the APEC Economic Leaders' Meeting in Lima on November 19–20, 2016, which was hosted by his president.
 * [[File:Poland-icon.png]] Polandball - Same history during WW2, He's commie back then but we're okay and also the one provides helicopters to my Air Force (But two of them crashed!). Thank you so very much for Jan Pawel in 1981 and 1995! He is op best pope, we always bless for his soul. Also, Happy 100th Independence Day! Many Poles visit Baguioball and Palawanball. Also, we are fighting terrorist with a New Anti-Terror Law by [[File:Duterte-icon.png]] Duterte. This law is similar of that of the Polish law.
 * Portugalball - I am close cousins with his son.
 * Puerto Ricoball - A brother figure, he is one of my friends to Spainball. I like Despacito so much. Despacito! We have a  Common enemy
 * Romaniaball - My friend, we had good relations since Ceauşescu visited us during Martial Law.
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball - June 12 is a special day for both of us! It is op my Independence Day and por him, it is op Russia Day. At first America does not approve of our friendship. Him and America are starting to get along though. Since 2018, I officially abstained the recognition of Crimea.
 * San Marinoball - Sure. I will give you OFWs, you're good.
 * [[File:South Korea-icon.png]] South Koreaball - South Korea, while being a first world country is horribly inept at English better than [[File:Japan-icon.png]] Japan, and they hate their own educational system. Since language classes are cheaper here, they come here to study English. They love to sell Samsung, watch Koreanovelas, Listen to Kpop music, play LoL and anything else. Also like and sometimes use their alphabet, fake Korea is the worst let's remove him. But still thanks for selling me those 12 FA-50's for my Air Force and don't worry I'll order additional 12 FA-50's, Also thanks for winning the bid for my new Frigate classes soon my Navy won't have crappy WW2 ship anymore and most of all thanks for selling me 8 brand-new AAV-7's for my Marines too! Stop confusing Nancy to Liza Soberano, they are not the same person! Also child star Chunsa Jung is of Korean descent. Plox help me to get into G20
 * Soviet Unionball - Even though I hate communism, we became better when Ferdinand Marcos and his wife visited him in 1976.
 * Spratlyball - Son. Please stop being friends with this bully.
 * Swedenball - A good third friend from Scandinavia. The inventor of börk. He has long been my development partner. He is also Thailandball's husband. I wonder why  Chileball,  Franceball,  Indiaball,  Italyball,  Moroccoball,  Polandball, and  Russiaball hate him.
 * Thailandball - We are both founding members of ASEANball. I am also her English teacher.  Hosted a wonderful Miss Universe 2018 competition, SO PROUD of my Queen Catriona! Still, her college girls are op very pretty. And stop calling me "Land of COVID" please.
 * Tunisiaball - He is a good African friend, tourism rival, and, just like Moroccoball, a major non-NATO ally. I heard that Star Wars was filmed in his clay.
 * UAEball - He can into many OFWs. Thank you for sheltering one of my best photographers!
 * [[File:UK-icon.png]] UKball - Breifly occupied my land, he is also the adoptive father of my neighbours such as Malaysiaball, Tringapore, Myanmarball, and Hong Kongball. UK often tells me about the once great British Empire which influences Phil into conquer the world by OFWs. Still has Northern Ireland... good or bad - doesn't bother me for right now. I heard he left EUball, so he’s no affected by my cursing. (it doesn't, let op Argentinaball worry about it because she want into Europe anyway) But I opened a Jollibee in Londonball as a "thank you" gift.
 * Ukraineball - Relations improved when I abstained from recognizing Crimeaball in 2018, even though he hates  Duterte. Just like my African friends, he is absent during this event. Honestly, I do not see any problem of being a friend of him compared to my rivals.
 * [[File:Vatican-icon.png]] Vaticanball - Mabuhay ang Santo Papa! Sorry that I cursed you for traffic problems. <3 Even my non-Catholic population loves you!
 * [[File:Vietnam-icon.png]] Vietnamball - fellow APEC, [[File:ASEAN-icon.png]] ASEANball member and my only communist ally against that cat-eating Tsina! I love the fact that Viet defeated the USAball (By himself), somehow. However, he had a multiple-personality disorder. After the endless bombs of napalm, by USAball, he managed to cure himself from it, but it led to his economy being stagnant... but after political reforms, he managed to get out of it! And now we're friends.
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - Adoptive Father and Former colonizer. We have a complicated relationship. Thanks for giving me independence BUT NEVER FORGET BATTLE OF BALANGIGA!!! I heard you have a strange situation with Mexico, like  Canada. Also some of my Filipinos, including Michael Sali likes your YouTube channels like, TheOdd1sOut, JaidenAnimations, Markiplier, Smosh, etc. And thanks for helping me a lot tho. Yuo op still a nice daddy. :)

Frenemies/Complicated

 * [[File:Hong Kong-icon.png]] Hong Kongball - This guy hates me more than I hate China despite he hates him as well, he's still complaining about that incident in 2010 despite we signed a treaty. He is super confusing and retarded, no wonder China keeps oppressing him. I sent him OFWs but keeps complaining that it crowds him, no WONDER HE WANTS TO TAKE ME!!! SO YOU ARE TRYING TO OPPRESS MY OFWS, AND TRYING TO PUSH ME AWAY FROM SENDING FILIPINOS??? YOU ARE RETARDED LIKE NORTHERN IRELAND, REMOVE EGG TART!!!! But your milk tea is tasty.
 * [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball - HEY YOU! YES YOU!!! THANKS FOR CAUSING A BIG MESS TO THE ISLANDS OF SOUTH EAST ASIA! SPRATLY ISLANDSBALL BELONGS TO SOUTH EAST ASIA!! YUO SEND MANY SHIPS IN EAST PHILIPPINE SEA STOP MAKING ANY MESS SO STOP MESSING WITH INTERNATIONAL WATERS. THIS IS WHY VIETNAM AND I HAVE BETTER RELATIONS AND IS AFRAID OF YOU!! Why yuo only help me $100,000 for earthquake funds and Cancer research?! CANCER IS SERIOUS!! Also thank you for Covid equipment. BUT IT WILL TAKE TIME BEFORE YOU BECOME MY FRIEND AGAIN!!
 * [[File:Kuwait-icon.png]] Kuwaitball - We can both into Islam, BUT I will never forgive you PUTANG INANG KEBAB KA for what you did to my people. Instead of giving them a good jobs yuo only mistreating them and enslaving them. That's IT! I cut my ties on you and I'll send my peoplel back to my country and GIVE THEM A NEW JOB! YOU ALSO EXPELLED MY AMBASSADOR OVER DOMESTIC WORKERS DISPUTE!!! ALSO YUO OWE US AN APOLOGY FROM ONE OF YOUR CITIZENS WHO SPREAD RACISM AGAINST US IN INSTAGRAM!!!!! I agree with Ethiopiaball about what she said about you. I WILL ANCHLUSS YUO TINY SHIT, JUST YUO WAIT!!!
 * Kosovoball - I do not recognize him but I like you because he is also my foster cousin and a major non-NATO ally. Maybe I can into recognizing him one day.
 * [[File:Netherlands-icon.png]] Netherlandsball - Even though I hate drugs and one of your towns who stole my name, you're still the member of NATOball, Oh, and your place was so beautiful some of my people were vacation in there because of your economy and tourist spots, including the vlogger from Cinema 1! Mabuhay! Thanks for the donations by the way! ALSO, SEND THAT NPA FOUNDER BACK HERE SO I CAN KILL HIM!
 * [[File:Pakistan-icon.png]] Pakistanball - Supporter and best friend of my ex-enemy, Dim Sum. Stands with that Tsina in the South China Sea dispute. He also has terrorists in his land! I hope Indiaball will take care of him.
 * Palestineball -  WHY THE HELL DO YOU SUPPORT CHINABALL IN THE SOUTH CHINA SEA DISPUTE?! I recognize your independence BUT THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!
 * Somaliaball - Many countries hate him because he is a terrorist but we both hate Djiboutiball and  North Koreaball. But he is anarchy, control your government please.
 * South Koreaball - As much as my people love your culture, your people can sometimes go aggressive and discriminate my people despite loving you. I know some of my people are toxic but bruh, stop your toxicity please. Not ALL of my people are POOR.
 * [[File:South Vietnam-icon.png]] South Vietnamball - WHY YOU SEIZE SOUTHWEST CAY!? IS OP PHILIPPINE TERRITORY! YOU LITTLE INGRATE! I GAVE YOU ALL THE AID DURING YOUR FIGHT AGAINST YOUR COMMUNIST BROTHER AND THIS IS HOW YOU PAY ME!?!? NORTH VIETNAM BEST VIETNAM! Also, RIP Vietnam. I was one of the cause of your death.
 * [[File:Spain-icon.png]] Spainball - Mom, I hate you for good reasons. If you considered civilizing as replacing my perfect alphabet with the incapable Latin alphabet that is absolutely never designed with or capable with an Austronesian language, then I will treat you as every invader that occupied my land for "civilization", "religion", "colonization", and "empire". Now I become an Indolent/Lazy society with the Hispanic Countries. Being Pearl of the Orient would be fun again and playing politics as you watch and rot in your own demise will be fun. If you think damaging my identity will stroke your ego, too bad since I already created a FAR SUPERIOR AND MORE FILIPINO IDENTITY. (I still like my version of your version op Latin.) But still, even tho I hate yuo, I still lovings you for beings a good close friend of mine would do. I heard you won the 2010 World Cup and we both hate South Africaball. ALSO WHAT IS THIS? ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY PRE-COLONIAL HISTORY? REMOVE! HOW DARE YOU PUTA! THIS IS OF MOST OFFENSIVE! DID YOU JUST OF MADE IT AS POCAHONTAS 2.0? REMOVE!!!
 * Sri Lankaball - Although He may be a Pirate of the Arabian sea, At least your Leader visited me recently. Also last July 2018 we got warships together from dimsum
 * Thailandball - OH MY GOD!!!! WHY DID YOU CALLED ME LAND OF COVID??!!! WHY???  He's a good friend
 * [[File:Taiwan-icon.png]] Taiwanball - Generally, we both hate PR China. We could've been allies and we both support LGBT+, but I JUST HATE HOW MY PEOPLE JUST GET CARELESS TO YOUR PEOPLE! Like that incident including our Coast Guards, and your fishermen! Apologies for that but it wasn't their fault but your fishermen is because they trespassed, Taiwan. I really wish that we could be friends, but it seems that our people cannot get along with each other,but you are one op pro-Filipino tho. I like you, even more, when you legalise gay marriage. GIB BUBBLE TEA!!! Mix bubble pearls with fries.
 * Balticballs - Both Baltics hate Duterte because she is being friends with Russia and China. Plus, Estonia you can into nordic and for sure but you hate Armenia. Lithuania, we both love basketball but he op hates me for being friends with Myanmar. And Latvia, we both like potatoes.
 * Albaniaball - He still fine to me because am not recognize kosovo for him so he still fine but he hates Armenia well ok.
 * Turkeyball - Many OFW was op working here in yuor clay. but I know yuo hate Armenia, at least yuor food is op great.
 * [[File:North Korea-icon.png]] North Koreaball - He improved relationships with South Korea and USA. Also, you should be kicked out of NAM and G77! Although he wants to have close diplomatic ties with me.
 * Myanmarball - He still like Duterte, but you of op turning into military dictatorship? but still, why Estonia, Lithuania, Saudi Arabia and imperialists still hates him? WHY YUO PUNISH SOME OF MY OFWS IN YUOR COUNTRY? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YUOR PEOPLE YUO MOTHERF*CKER.
 * Rodrigo Duterte - He is a fine president and he hates drugs, BUT WHY DID YUO SIDE WITH THIS CHINGCHONG? NO WONDER MANY OF MY PEOPLE IN MY CLAY HATE YOU! But thank you for helping to finish my infrastructure and clean up Manila Bay. BUT REMOVE DOLOMITE!

Enemies/Mga Kalaban

 * Dumb prick - Enemy of the west. REMOVE!!! He has these two  bitches.
 * CPP-NPA-NDF - Salot ng mga Komunista! That's IT! I declare war on yuo a-holes because you killed many of my countrymen, especially the Filipino soldiers and policemen that yuo've ambushed, Including an innocent baby that yuo've murdered! No more NPA atrocities and economic sabotage on me! YOU HEAR ME? YUO WILL PAY FOR THIS A$$HOLE AND YUO WILL! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YUO A$$HOLE! NEVER!!!! EVEN MARCOS HATES YOU!!! I'll never forgive yuo for killing former drug addicts and ex-criminals who want to give-up drugs and crime with yuor riding and tandem I'll chase them and interrogate them where are yuo all hiding! and If you dare to seek help from Fake Korea's help for guns and ammunitins I will never let that happen! no more peace talks, EVER!
 * [[File:Djibouti-icon.png]] Djiboutiball and Sint Maartenball - Flag stealers! REMOVE!!! YOU!!! SINT MAARTEN!!! YOU STOLED MY WAR MODE FLAG!!!! DIJIBOUTI!! YOU STOLED MY STYLE OF MY FLAG AND REPLACED THE SUN WITH THE STARS!! EVEN THE COLORS ARE DIFFERENT, YOU STILL STOLED MY FLAG!! 
 * Drug users - REMOVE DRUGS!!!! Sloveniaball WILL NOT BE HAPPY!!! I will reunify with  Indonesia and other drug removers to destroy these marijuana fools! But they are relatives under  my Nanay Espanya and  my Lolo UK.
 * Kuwaitball (2018) - You Kidnap your "hired" workers into slavery and also literally accused me of murdering your people! The fuck's wrong with you?? I WILL ANSCHLUSS YUO TINY SHIT just wait!
 * Empire of Japanball - Oh, burn in Hell! YURUSANU! REMEMBER BATAAN DEATH MARCH! REMEMBER RAPE OF MANILA! REMOVE BANZAI SUSHI! REMOVE TENTACLES! But I thank you for carelessly leaving your gold here - at the time when AMERICA dominated you and turned you into that usable weakling business partner. You call me, Asian. Fool, you are the same as Spainball.
 * [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISISball - Why yuo attack me!!! Yuo insulted my face when you throw my flag and replace it with yours?!! WTF?!! REMOVE MAUTE and ABU SAYYAF! I wish yuo op gone!!! NOW YUO ATTACK MY SON CAPITAL MARAWI, TWO MONTHS MARTIAL LAW AND EXTENDED UNTIL END OF 2017!! AND YUO JUST RECENTLY ATTACKED MADRE! I WILL HAVE YOU HEAD!!! HAHAHAHA! Look at yuo now, Yuo and your Maute and Abu Sayyaf minions are slowly dying because of my troops thanks to my Planes and APC's just few more days my troops will get yuo now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! DIE Filthy KEBAB! Aww... look, your two leaders are dead! I killed two leaders op your. I FINALLY REMOVE YUO FROM MARAWI!!! TAKE THAT FILTHY KEBAB, YUO NO MATCH FOR US!!! (Also I'll never forgive yuor BIFF Ally for killing my soldiers recently, YUO'LL PAY FOR THIS!) YOU PAKSHET. HOW DARE YOU MAKINGS A BOMBA EXPLODE IN THE CHURCH IN BASILAN, BECAUSE WE'RE CHRISTIAN "INFIDELS"! THAT'S IT YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE! YOU WILL PAY POR THEIR DEATHS!!!! STOP TERRORIST IN MY CITY!!! WHY YUO WANNA KILL EVERYONE??? STOP IT!!! I REMOVE 9/11 TERRORIST!!!
 * Luxembourgball - Why did you legalize drugs, WHY!?!? I WILL REMOVE THAT FROM YUO!!!
 * Saudi Arabiaball - Why u ban flights? Me people now stranded.
 * South Africaball - Just because you are runner up in Miss Universe 2018 doesn't mean you never had a chance to win?! But Mandela visited my clay and you are member of the Dumb Brick Club. (AND YOU WILL PAY FOR MISS UNIVERSE 2019! YOU ALSO MADE MY BROTHER CRY AND WE WILL WIN NEXT YEAR!)
 * Venezuelaball - Seriously? You hate me just because I improved relationships with USAball and I won Miss Universe 2018?! I hate you and I like  Colombiaball. Also, please stop recognizing  Cataloniaball and you deserved to shut up. But, we are both good at beauty pageants. Despite the fact that his President visits me during the Estrada administration to impove our bilateral relationships. Stop being friends with Argentinaball, Also, you stoled my cities name. But we have a ​​Common enemy.
 * [[File:ITS_THE_NUTSHACK.png]] Everyone who likes The Nutshack - No need to explain.
 * [[File:Winged Doom-icon.png]] Omskbird - YUO GAGO, STOP SPREADING DRUGS AND EVIL!! I ALREADY KILLED DRUG USERS AND YUOR SPREADING IT?! HOPE YUO BURN IN HELL YOU GAGO!!!!! WHY DO YOU EXIST?????????GAGO YOU!!!!!!! YUOR BOBO!!!!!!!
 * George Soros - Ikang Asong Babae!!, I ban yuo because yuo causing Financial Crisis and my brother's worst Year in 1998 i really hates yuo gago Pumuta sa impiyerno yuor bobo!!!
 * Azerbaijanball - LISTEN HERE, YOU GAGO, STOP BULLYING ARMENIA AND ALSO  ARTSAKH IS ARMENIAN CLAY!!! SO, BURN IN HELL, YOU GAGO!!! But we can into friends.
 * Ferdinand Marcos - YUO GAGO, I COULD HAVE INTO VERY RICH COUNTRY BUT YUO OF STOLE MY MONEY AND MADE ME POOR! 1972-1981 WORST YEARS OF MY LIFE, AND STOP TRYING TO MAKE YOURSELVES THE GOOD GUYS BY REVISIONING MY BRUTAL PAST!! NO WONDER THESE   PUTAS ARE STILL ALIVE! HOPE YUO BURN IN HELL YUO THEIF!!!! 1986 Best year of my life!

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