Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32520482-20170711052038/@comment-30772968-20170715082358

Small1324 wrote: I will take Alaska. I will do what Russians do best. (Let troops far into my territory, then watch them suffer come winter.)

Umm, I will play a poker face for now. The rest of the countries of America can fight it out or bomb me.

Actually, screw that, I would like to forcefully take Midway and Wake atolls back, as well as North and South Midway islands. Who knows their island geography now?

If Midway and Wake Atolls will not comply, I will refit Dash 8 Bombardiers to do my bidding - Drop bombs.

I don't dare expend my natural resources. I will store all oil in the containments they were made for and save my resources for bribes and cooperation with Canada/crossing the maritime border with Russia.

If Wake and Midway Atoll do comply - I plan to use both as a high alert and a base of operations. Nobody dares fly north of Alaska lest their engines freeze, most countries will fly their planes over the Pacific, which makes Midway and Wake a good high alert point.

I would like to sell some of my oil and gold supply in order to establish friendly communications with Canada. I plan to annex Quebec later (those French f*cks).

In the meantime, I will use the money I have earned from said resources to plant radar and LiDar towers around the borders and on some of the islands to make sure I know if planes are coming in. Most civilian Alaskan Airways planes will be refitted to be able to drop bombs and fight any tubes of scrap that come my way.

I don't agree with the no-nuke proposal. I will still use bombs dropped from planes. To come to a compromise, Alaska will not use any nukes, and the nukes it has, if it has any, will be used as fuel for nuclear reactors. If we have nuclear reactors. We don't even have IBCMs, so this is pointless. I will be using conventional bombs. (nothing larger than the recently deceased MOAB). I will still use pods, land mines, and other in ground and air-to-ground torpedoes.

If something happens to Juneau, I move the capital to Whittier, Alaska, and carve out more of the mountainside to fit the population, as well as install radar and massively overhaul the airport.

All cities in Alaska with population 10,000 or more will recieve funding for bomb shelters.

If Dash-8 Aircraft do not have the capacity to fly to atolls and back, use heavy civilian Trans-Atlantic aircraft.

All this can't happen overnight so Ima give this some cooldown time to make sure that others have their fair turn.

Highlights:

- Installs radar

-Annexes Wake and Midway Atolls.

-Uses resources to refit Alaskan Airways planes to bombers.

-Establishes friendly relations with Canada (will annex later)

-Uses resources to create bomb shelters for cities with population 10,000 or more.

-Takes advantage of post-war experience of Wake and Midway Atolls to use as high-alert points

-If Midway and Wake Atolls do not comply with being annexed, bomb the shit from them.

-If Bombardier Dash-8's range is not long enough, use heavy civilian aircraft (Trans-Atlantic, Long Range, etc)

-I do not comply with the no-nukes policy. To come to an agreement, I will use no bombs larger than the MOAB.

-Will come back tomorrow to see if any f*ckers want to kill me. Sniff sniff.

Is That an alaskan Piece of shit I Smell?

Texas Sets up a TMDP(Texan missile Defence Program)

Says to Alaska to stop being the heroine infested mole it is.OR ELSE FACE MY WHATABURGER,MAH SHINER,MAH MOSTLY BAD HOUSTON SPORTS TEAMS,MAH GUNS,AND MAH DR.PEPPER.OH,AND MY NUKES.Texas had a US Nuke storage facility.

So Alasska,Whatl'it be?