Swedenball

"Börk börk börk"

- Sweden

"How's it going bros my name is PEW-DIE-PIE!"

- Pewdiepie

Swedenball, officially known as the Kingdom of Swedenball is a sovereign state and Constitutional Monarchy. His clay is composed of 20 subdivisions known as governorates, including his capital Stockholmball, giving him a total area of 173,860 square miles, making him the 55th largest country in the world, and 16th in Europe. He is the 89th most populous country in the world, and the 33rd most popular human migration destination.

Being a Norse or Nordic country, as well as being in Northernmost Europe, Sweden has membership in both the Nordic Council, European Union, and the Arctic Council. However despite the invitations, Sweden has refused to accept membership in NATO and has remained neutral since the early 19th century.

Due to his neutral status, Sweden is sometimes mocked by other countryballs as a "naive little butterfly" who is accepting of all countries (even when some of them, like Somaliaball, begin to override and culturally enrich him). Swedenball likes to ignore these jokes, being a overly-tolerant and sensitive countryball.

His national day is June 6th and his Zodiac sign is Gemini.

History
Sweden was pillaging with his brothers and sisters in Europe for a long time, back when he was a Viking. Swedish Vikings mainly traveled east to Miklagård, Serkland and Österled, but also took part in expeditions towards Western Europe. Sweden was the last Nordic country to be Christianized, because Sweden was very believer of the Norse Paganism, his Uppsala Temple was even a hub of pagan activities. Also Sweden is the Nordic Country with the most of Runic Inscriptions.

When he got back to home he started to fight his sisters and brothers. After a lot of fighting Denmark forced him to join the Kalmar Union. A few centuries later Sweden rebelled against Denmark and became an independent kingdom again in the 16th century, and also decided to become Protestant, though it was mainly to take all the money that the churches in Sweden had been collecting. Sweden fought many wars and took more and more clay, however that ended when he was defeated by Russia, and lost Estonia and Finland.

World War I
Sweden was neutral during WW1. However, he was sympathetic to both sides, trading with both the Central and Allied powers, and even briefly co-occupied Alandball with Germany.

World War II
Sweden also maintained neutrality during the Second World War. This time, he was extremely cautious to avoid the fate of his Nordic brethen, and attempted to avoid doing something that could inflame Nazi Germanyball. When Nazi Germanyball demanded Swedenball to allow him to use his transit system during Operation Barbarossa, Swedenball agreed. Swedenball also traded steel with Nazi Germanyball, something the Reich desperately needed. On the other hand, however, he was sympathetic to Jewish refugees, sheltering many from Norwayball and Denmarkball from the Holocaust.

Postwar Era
Swedenball was one of the very first neutral nation in WWII to join the UN. Because his industry wasn't decimated by the war, he helped Northern Europe recover for the decades following 1945.

During the Cold War, he decided to maintain his strict neutrality policy. He still had stronger relations with NATO and allies, though, as he feared a possible attack from Soviet Unionball. Despite this, he refused NATO membership in fears of violating his neutral policy and angering the Soviets.

More recently, Sweden established the global furniture company BÖRKEA IKEA, and has made many famous video and computer games, and many of them have themes such as war and torture (such as Battlefield and Amnesia and World in Conflict, in some cases Minecraft ) to fuel his need for violence. He recently let some steam out, and decided to participate and support multiple peacekeeping missions and wars against terrorists, finally ending his true neutrality. While he still has rediscovered some of his former bloodlust, he still is relatively neutral, and offered to hold summits for multiple leaders.

Sweden highly legalizes LGBT. He is one the few European balls that correctly takes care of immigrants. Often, native Swedes and immigrants live and integrate peacefully. However, there have been some exceptions with far-right wingers staging protests, some violent.

Every single Christmas, Sweden builds a Yule Goat in Gävle, but most Holiday seasons, it gets burned down, but Sweden keeps building it no matter how many times it gets burned down.

Mina Kompisar (My Friends)
Swedenball is kind of friends with everyone, but the most important ones:
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball - Can into legalize LGBT and he is my Liberal and socialist friend across the Atlantic. I especially love Justin Trudeau.
 * [[File:Finland-icon.png]] Finlandball - Adoptive brother and he hates Russia but we are hockey rivals.
 * [[File:Norway-icon.png]] Norwayball - Nice brother, my other half.
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball - He let me into EUball and he also can into allowing kebabs into his clay.
 * [[File:Thailand-icon.png]] Thailandball - My Asian WIfe, She love Farang! she thinks farang = ATM  more than 300,000 Swedes visit Thailand every year.
 * [[File:Brazil-icon.png]] Brazilball - So, you think you like saying HUE? My is BÖRKing.
 * [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesiaball - Friends from the Southeast world, He very likes IKEA and H&M
 * Japanball - Thanks for translating Caramelldansen in your language, I appreciate it!

Neutral

 * [[File:Denmark-icon.png]] Denmarkball  - Neutral brother. We are good friends as of today but we fought a lot back in the past. And he still rambles about me taking his clay. We got a love/hate relationship.
 * [[File:Netherlands-icon.png]] Netherlandsball - I know you love weed and that's what I don't want and you just lose the match against me. We still trade with each others, and hey, don't be sad, have a bag of cool stuff I just traded to you!
 * Estoniaball - Actually good friends. We cooaperate on of project, and has a union in my clay. We used to own them, but that was long ago. BUT FOR LAST TIME ESTONIA CANNOT INTO NORDIC!
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - He can into legalize LGBT! But "unfortunately" he is conservative and hates political correctness. But I like his cars. Also, he can be somewhat sexist and racist, BECAUSE OF TRUMP, den jävelin!!! Well I have a lot of talk to his states. Some of his states are crap because of police brutality, crime, etc. I don't know which one I hate the most... Definitely not nevada or nedada I would say I don't know? There are dangerous states like Georgia, Florida, Louisiana, Oklahoma, new Mexico, of course Minnesota because he wants to be a börk but he cannot into Nordic. But you've got Fellow Börk which I like.

Vet inte dom (Don't know them)

 * [[File:Israel-icon.png]] Israelcube- Looks like you are murdering poor Palestine! Just stop killing them! Let them have mercy and I recognize them because in fact you are killing muslims like a racist!
 * [[File:Minnesota-icon.png]] Minnesotaball - His heritage was Norwayball, my ugly brother, and he has the most swedish-american people.
 * [[File:NATO-icon.png]] NATOball - Actually I was helping him but not anymore. I am a neutral countryball (Don't you ever call me a country instead of a countryball...) and you still let me attack some people! I ÅM NEUTRAL! GET ÅWÄY FRÖM ME!

Idiot Fiender (Idiot Enemies)

 * [[File:Chile-icon.png]] Chileball - Hates me because I have more subscribers on Youtube! PEWDIEPIE STRONK!
 * [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball - We took their general and made him king. Bernadotte stronk!
 * [[File:Morocco-icon.png]] Moroccoball - I dare you I double dare yuo boycott me or I impose sanctions against you!
 * [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Pizza Brony - Cannot into world cup qualification Höhöhöhöhö!
 * [[File:Poland-icon.png]] Polandball - You may be part of EU, but you are still xenophobic and homophobic. Soon impose sanctions on you!  AND THIS TIME I WILL SUCCESFULLY CONQUER YOU!
 * [[File:Somalia-icon.png]] Somaliaball - SCREW YUO STOP SENDING IMMIGANT YUO SEND ENOUGH I AM NOT YUOR COLONY AND STOP WITH YUOR ARABIC VIKING RAIDS PIRATES STEALING EVERYTHING!!!  No Minecraft and IKEA for yuo
 * Uzbekistanball - YUO OF TERRORIST! Yuo of kill börk using truck through Stockholm. Will not of stand. BÖÖÖÖRK! That is so racist to say of me, but at least you are secular.

JÄVLA KUKSUGARNA!!!! (FUCKING COCKSUCKERS!!!!)

 * [[File:Myanmar-icon.png]] Myanmarball - HOW DARE YOU ATTACK MY ASIAN WIFE THAILAND!!! THAT'S IT!!! NO MORE BÖRK FOR YOU!!! REMOVE BURMA!!!
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball  - EEEEWW DISGUSTING HOMOPHOBE!! JAG KNOW DU WANTING TO TAKE MY CLAY DURING WW3 STAY AWAY FROM ME! 1991 BEST YEAR AV MY LIFE!

Family
Sweden is a part of the big Nordic family. Some are brothers, some are adoptive brothers, some are nephews, and some are sisters and adoptive sisters.
 * Germaniaball - Grandfather
 * Kalmar Unionball - Father
 * Holy Roman Empireball - Uncle
 * Thailandball - Wife
 * Laosball - Brother-in-law
 * Denmarkball - Brother
 * Faroe Islandsball - Nephew (Formerly Norway's)
 * Greenlandball - Nephew
 * Finlandball - Brother
 * Estoniaball - Sister-in-law (YOU CANNOT INTO NORDIC!!)
 * Ålandball - Daughter/Adoptive Niece
 * Kareliaball - Niece
 * Icelandball - Brother
 * Norwayball - Brother
 * Svalbardball - Nephew
 * Austriaball - Cousin
 * Germanyball - Cousin
 * Franceball - Cousin-in-law
 * EUball - Nephew
 * Netherlandsball - Cousin
 * Belgiumball - Nephew
 * Luxembourgball - Nephew
 * Switzerlandball - Cousin
 * Irelandball - Cousin
 * UKball - Cousin
 * Canadaball - Nephew
 * USAball - Nephew
 * Australiaball - Nephew
 * New Zealandball - Nephew

Famous Swedes

 * Avicii
 * Pewdiepie
 * Tove Lo
 * Zlatan Ibrahimović
 * Sabaton (band)
 * Markus Persson (Notch)
 * Crazy Frog
 * Ingvar Kamprad
 * Vargskelethor Joel

Swedish Companies

 * IKEA
 * Mojang
 * Spotify

Links:

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