Oklahomaball

Oklahomaball is basically North Texas a musical the 46th stateball of  ᎠᎺᏰᏟball (USAball in Cherokee language). He's your typical redneck cattle rancher, but he can be also a Native American. He is occasionaly depicted as wearing a ball cap with one of the major Oklahoma colleges on it (it depends on which college has the most likes on Faceblock, currently OU). The sole reason why he doesn't commit suicide is because he'll miss an OU/Texas game. Chuck Norris and Stephen Hillenburg was born here. Oklahomaball is known for his tornados, many many of them.

History
Oklahoma's clay was mostly inhabited by Osages and other Native American tribes until 1834, when USAball started giving him eastern tribes that, in his eyes, were taking up space. Those tribes, mainly Cherokeeball, Chickasaw, Choctaw, Muscogee (Creek), and Seminole, gave Oklahoma government and monies, until USA started letting settlers live there in 1889. In 1907, Oklahoma became an official stateball. In the 1930's, during the Dust Bowl, all of his crops died and turned to dust. At first, he emmigrated to Californiaball's clay for help, but later decided to go back. Since then, he has invented the electric guitar, the space suit, parking meter, and a bunch of other stuff!

He has two ghost towns named Picher and Cardin in Ottawa County, both towns along with Trecce in Kansasball have suffered from lead poisoning after residents went on the large chat piles, and the water getting contaminated with lead since the lead and zinc mines near by shut down in the 60's, the Picher - Cardin area is part of the Tar Creek Superfund Site and is planned to be cleaned in the future.

Friends

 * USAball - My dad.


 * Kansasball - Only state more boring than me by a jiminy! Also a tornado hotspot state.


 * Nebraskaball - Like Kansas, but more far north. Hit hard by tornadoes too.

Neutral

 * Texasball - My Boomers will always squash you! It's a slobber-knocker whenever our rival football teams face off. Boomer Sooner! We can both into Republican however and we are both rednecks who love country music. Also I feel bad for you being rekt by Californian refugees. So basically we are frenemies.


 * OhioRawr - Only state with more astronauts than me.

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Facts


 * State flower:oklahoma rose

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