Anschluss

Anschluss 🔊 (or surprise anschluss, or anschluß russland) (Which translates to annexation or connection) is a running gag in the Polandball universe used to describe a countryball becoming a rectangle with small eyes (the "Anschluss eyes") before proceeding to invade and/or annex another countryball.

Historically, it refers to the Nazi annexation of Austria in 1938. The most common example of this is Germanyball becoming Reichtangle. Anschluss can also be used to describe a countryball with dominance in a certain skill.

Countryballs usually say Anschluss in a typewriter font like. The phrase is infrequently followed by zeit (meaning 'time').

Anschlussed countryballs don't die. Anschlussed countryballs are wrapped somewhere inside the body of the countryball that anschlussed them. From time to time these countryballs revolt from inside the body in an attempt to gain freedom or they are rescued by another countryball that infiltrated in the body of whoever captured them. When that happens, the countrytangle begins to regress back to its normal form. This process is known as Balkanization.

There are anschluss forms for other countries, though not all of them are necessarily rectangles; some, like Tringapore, become pyramids or cones while others like  Kazakhbrick and  NepalRawr become sawruses and squares respectively. And Israelcube, because of Jewish physics, becomes a four-dimensional tesseract, the only such countryball (or cube, rather) which breaks the rule against countryballs being higher than two-dimensional. Anschluss form is one of the few exceptions to the rule against countryballs not being any other shapes than a ball. Some countryballs have more than one anschluss form, notably Chileball, who can turn into either a  worm or a rectangle.

Countryballs' anschluss modes
For others see here


 * 8ball - Becomes a https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/72/Basketball_Clipart.svg/19px-Basketball_Clipart.svg.png  or becomes    and anschlusses by sending many African immigrants to  EUball for a sweet revenge or to  USAball for #BlackLivesMatter activities.
 * African Unionball - Unites all 8balls in his clay to become [[File:African Union-icon (tangle).png]]  . He will remove civil war and poverty from his clay and become a superpower to rival  the other four superpowers. If he feels particularly vengeful for slavery, he may instead decide to anschluss them as payback.  Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with  Lithuaniaball and becoming the    in order to defend himself ruining African chance of domination so WATCH OUT AFRICA! You don't want Hussars in Africa.
 * Alaskaball - Breaks free of USAball's control and unites all  Alaska Natives in his clay to become [[File:Russian America-icon.png]]  . He will then proceed to remove [[File:JustinTrudeau-icon.png]] Justin Trudeau for being weak, allies with Russia and begins to remove suicide from  Greenlandball by anschlussing forcing him to man up and join him, before removing  kebab, socialism,  commie,  SJWballs,  feministballs and political correctness from the clays of all  Nordicballs by forcibly uniting them into [[File:Kalmardickytangle-icon.png]]   as his puppet and enforcer who will remove the aforementioned from the clays of other European countryalls as well. Afterward,  Antarcticaball and [[File:Argentine Antarctica-icon.png]][[File:Australian Antarctica-icon.png]][[File:British Antarctica-icon.png]][[File:Chilean Antarctica-icon.png]][[File:French Southern and Antarctic Lands-icon.png]][[File:Ross Dependency-icon.png]][[File:Peter I Island-icon.png]] all currently active international territorial claims on his clay will be anschlussed as well, enabling Alaskasphere to dominate both poles of the Earth. And finally to top things off, he will return to and invade  USAball's clay to remove all  Antifaballs,  the deep state,  UNball,  kebab,  George Soros,  commie,  SJWballs,  feministballs and political correctness from his clay so that USA can into buildings the wall and [[File:Donald Trump-icon.png]] Make USAball Great Again.
 * Arab Leagueball - Unites all Islamic countries to become . If he removes  jihad from his clay, he will become a superpower unto himself built on oil and slavery unless he reaches peak oil. If he doesn't remove jihad, he will become   and declare a holy war on all Christian countryballs with the ultimate goal of destroying  EUball,  USAball and other Western countries.  Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with  Lithuaniaball and becoming the    in order to defend himself. If he tries this with  Russiaball it will result in him becoming    to purge all kebab from his clay. This may also cause  Mongoliaball to become   and  Kazakhbrick to become , in which case they will team up to re-ravage all Middle Eastern territories to remove jihad. So he had better play his cards carefully, or he will end up being completely removed from the face of the earth.
 * Argentinaball - Becomes [[File:Argentinetangle-icon.png]] . Removes [[File:Paraguay-icon.png]] Paraguayball, [[File:Uruguay-icon.png]] Uruguayball, [[File:Falklands-icon.png]] Falklandsball, [[File:Bolivia-icon.png]] Boliviaball and possibly [[File:Chile-icon.png]] Chileball by anschlussing. If Boliviaball and Paraguayball are anschlussed, then they (kinda) can into sea again.
 * Armeniaball - Grows up and begins to reunite with [[File:Artsakh-icon.png]] Artsakhball, Javakhetiball and attack Azerbaijanball, some part of  Iranball,  Iraqball,  Israelcube,  Palestineball,  Lebanonball,  Syriaball, some part of  Turkeyball.
 * Austriaball - Becomes another kingdom and ally with [[File:Hungary-icon.png]] Hungaryball and begins invading  Italyball, Czechiaball,  Slovakiaball,  Transylvania region of  Romaniaball,  Sloveniaball,  Croatiaball,  Bosnia and Herzegovinaball and north  Serbiaball to become [[File:AustriaHungarytangle-icon.png]]  . Would 100% ally with Germany ( an awake Reichtangle) or even join him to combat Poland.  Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with  Lithuaniaball and becoming the    in order to defend himself.
 * Australiaball - Becomes  and anschlusses all of the Pacific islands and  New Zealandball.
 * Basqueball - With the aid of his [[File:6-icon.png]] 6ball brethren, Basqueball undergoes a radical internal reconstruction to become . He will then proceed to unite all Basque territories, removing paella, kebab and baguette from his clay and the respective clays of his new Basque states. [[File:Spain-icon.png]] Spainball, in response, will go completely batshit, attempting to holocaust all Basqueballs in her clay. In response, he will unite with [[File:Catalan Republic-icon.png]] Cataloniaball, causing him to become [[File:Catalan Republic-icon (tangle).png]] , after which both will take out their revenge on Spainball and   surrender monkey Franceball. When all scores have been settled and favors repaid, EuskaraUFO will bid Catalan Republictangle adieu, finally ascending into space to reunite with his intergalactic brethren.
 * Bosniaball - Unites with [[File:Croatia-icon.png]] Croatiaball to form . Goes to war with [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball for removing kebab.
 * Brazilball – becomes [[File:Braziltangle-icon.png]]  and hues his way to victory. Anschlusses all of South America and probably [[File:Panama-icon.png]] Panamaball and [[File:Costa Rica-icon.png]] Costa Ricaball.
 * Bulgariaball - In order to become a powerful state, Bulgaria becomes a Pro Russian state and begins a series of mobilization. [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball, [[File:Greece-icon.png]] Greeceball and Turkeyball will be on alert.
 * Cambodiaball - becomes   and rides elephant to victory.
 * Canadaball - Becomes [[File:Canada-icon (tangle).png]]   and begins to unleash his Canadian Powers by spreading maple syrup, hockey and poutine. He begins his multicultural annexation by forcibly uniting  Alaskaball, Greenlandball,  Icelandball. If the Conservatives win the federal election he will also remove Trudeau for being a useless doll. However if he fails to convince Alaskaball, USAball will cause Alaskaball to unite all  3balls and  Inuitballs in his clay causing him to turn into    in order to defend himself. In any case, Canadaball will  100% NOT apologize for any destruction caused during this process.,
 * Cataloniaball - Finally breaks free of Spainball's control, uniting all Catalan countries and [[File:Andorra-icon.png]]  Andorraball to remove paella from his clay and become [[File:Catalan Republic-icon (tangle).png]]  . In response to this Spainball will go completely berserk and attempt to holocaust all Cataloniaballs in her clay. Catalan Republictangle will join forces with [[File:Basque-icon.png]] Basqueball in retaliation, causing Basqueball to become   in the process, and together they will take out their revenge on [[File:Spain-icon.png]] Spainball and  Franceball, which may result in them anschlussing some of their territories.
 * Chileball - Becomes [[File:Chileworm.gif]]  and takes all the coasts or becomes   and anschlusses  Peruball,  Boliviaball or also  Argentinaball. If he anschlusses Boliviaball, then he will (kinda) get his coast back which means he can into sea again.
 * Chinaball - Becomes the [[File:United China-icon (tangle).png]]  and anschlusses [[File:Taiwan-icon.png]] Taiwanball, [[File:Mongolia-icon.png]] Mongoliaball,  Jammu and Kashmirball, Aksai Chinball,  Arunachal Pradeshball,  Vietnamball,  Thailandball,  Myanmarball,  Laosball,  Cambodiaball, [[File:Malaysia-icon.png]] Malaysiaball,  Tringapore,  Indonesiaball,  Philippinesball, Bruneiball,  East Timorball,  Palauball,  Guamball,  Northern Mariana Islandsball,  North Koreaball,  South Koreaball and  Japanball. He may also anschluss [[File:Papua New Guinea-icon.png]] Papua New Guineaball, [[File:Solomon Islands-icon.png]] Solomon Islandsball, [[File:Australia-icon.png]] Australiaball, [[File:New Zealand-icon.png]] New Zealandball,[[File:California-icon.png]] Californiaball, [[File:Oregon-icon.png]] Oregonball, [[File:Washington-icon.png]] Washingtonball, [[File:British Columbia-icon.png]] British Columbiaball, [[File:Yukon-icon.png]] Yukon Territoryball, [[File:Hawaii-icon.png]] Hawaiiball and [[File:Alaska-icon.png]] Alaskaball in the process, which may cause  USAball to become [[File:USA-icon_tangle.png]]   and to remove commie from his clay and retake his territories, or if the west coast of his clay can into independence, they will become   and [[File:Cascadia-icon (tangle).png]]   respectively. Failure to anschluss Hawaiiball will result in her uniting all  7balls and becoming   to fight back against China; also if he fails to anschluss Alaskaball it will result in him becoming    in order to defend himself, which will also result in all commies being removed from his clay and all occupied territories of USAball being liberated. In any case it will start a WW3. Who will win? China will also get Russian support.
 * Colombiaball - Becomes  and anchlusses [[File:Panama-icon.png]] Panamaball, [[File:Venezuela-icon.png]] Venezuelaball and [[File:Ecuador-icon.png]] Ecuadorball. May also anschluss [[File:Guyana-icon.png]] Guyanaball in the process.
 * Croatiaball - Becomes a Ustase State and unites with  Bosniaball to become a valuable NATO state.
 * CSAball - Finally breaks free of USAball's control and unites all  Southern stateballs to become  . Takes out his revenge on  USAball by starting a second Civil War during which he will anschluss all  Caribbean countryballs,  Colombiaball,   HUE Brazilball,  Guyanaball,  Surinameball,  French Guianaball and  Venezuelaball, removing  hue,  communism,  kebab,  homosex and  kosher in the process. After victory he will invade Africa and enslave all  8balls, including those in his clay and the respective clays of the countries he anschlussed. If he fails to anschluss Africa fast enough then all African countryballs will unite with  African Unionball, causing him to become   to defend himself.
 * Cyprusball - Becomes [[File:United Republic of Cyprus-icon.png]]  Anschlusses all of Cypriot island, including  Northern Cyprusball, removing kebab in the process before joining  Greeceball.
 * Ecuadorball - Anschlusses all equatorial countries.
 * El Salvadorball - Becomes the [[File:SalvaTangle.png]]  anschlussing the Conejo Island first, then [[File:Honduras-icon.png]] Hondurasball to become a big country, and maybe  other Central American Brothers to form a  Greater Central Americaball.
 * Estoniaball - Becomes the  and uses black magic to becomes a Nordic. Joins  Finlandball and tries to take  Latviaball and  Lithuaniaball with her. If she is unsuccessful in anschlussing Lithuania, however, she will join with  Polandball and become the    in order to defend himself.
 * Ethiopiaball - Restores the glorious House of Solomon to become the . Anschlusses  all East African countries bordering his clay, removing  kebab,  commies and  homosex and spreading [[File:Rastafari-icon.png]] Rastafarianism,  Christianity and  Judaism in the process. Will later team up with  Israelcube to remove  jihad from his clay and take out his revenge on  Italyball for gassing his clay in World War II. Depending on which religion takes over however, you may end up summoning the   if you use [[File:Ethiopia-icon Cube.png]] Ethiopiaball's cube form to create the Ethiopian Empiretangle, or you may get   if you use [[File:Beta Israel-icon.png]] Beta Israelcube.
 * EUball - Becomes the [[File:Merkelreich-icon.png]] . Anschlusses all European countries enclaved within the EU, starting with those that  fail to pay their debts.   Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with  Lithuaniaball and becoming the    in order to defend himself.
 * Finlandball - Anschlusses Estoniaball and  Kareliaball. If Estonia is anschlussed by Finland she will automatically into Nordic as she will become part of Finland, and may drag  Latviaball and  Lithuaniaball into Nordic with her. However, if she is unsuccessful in anschlussing Lithuania then he will join with  Polandball and become the    in order to defend himself.
 * Flordiaball - Becomes  Walt Disneytangle. Anschlusses everyone in  Earthball by controlling everyone with his Disney parks.
 * Franceball - Becomes the [[File:France-icon (tangle).png]] . Anschlusses [[File:Belgium-icon.png]] Belgiumball,  Netherlandsball, [[File:Luxembourg-icon.png]] Luxembourgball, [[File:Switzerland-icon.png]] Switzerlandball, western  Germanyball, [[File:Andorra-icon.png]] Andorraball, [[File:Catalonia-icon.png]] Cataloniaball and northern [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball. Turns [[File:Croatia-icon.png]] Croatiaball, eastern [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball  into satellite states. Also will anschluss former colonies such as  Algeriaball,  former territories of  French West Africaball,  French Equatorial Africaball,  Vietnamball,  Laosball,  Cambodiaball, and  Quebecball. Even if she is somehow beaten back she will NEVER surrender this time, fighting on until the very last man.   Polandball or Lithuania however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with  Lithuaniaball/Polandball and becoming the    in order to defend himself.
 * Germanyball - Becomes [[File:ReichTime.png]]  (Fourth Reich) anschlussing [[File:Austria-icon.png]] Austriaball, [[File:Alsace-icon.png]] Alsaceball, [[File:Denmark-icon.png]] Denmarkball, [[File:Luxembourg-icon.png]] Luxembourgball, [[File:Netherlands-icon.png]] Netherlandsball, [[File:Belgium-icon.png]] Belgiumball, [[File:Czech-icon.png]] Czechiaball, [[File:Liechtenstein-icon.png]] Liechtensteinball, [[File:Kaliningrad Oblast-icon.png]] Kaliningradball and possibly [[File:Slovenia-icon.png]] Sloveniaball, [[File:Switzerland-icon.png]] Switzerlandball and [[File:South Tyrol-icon.png]] South Tyrolball or else [[File:Nazi Germany-icon (From Hell).png]] Naziball rises from Hell. May anschluss [[File:Namibia-icon.png]] Namibiaball during the process, and turn [[File:Slovakia-icon.png]] Slovakiaball into a vassal state. The Mittelafrika plan will also be re-enacted, thus allowing the Reich to anschluss  central Africanballs such as  DR Congoball and  Cameroonball. The remainder of [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball, [[File:Norway-icon.png]] Norwayball, [[File:Hungary-icon.png]] Hungaryball, [[File:Croatia-icon.png]] Croatiaball,  Bosniaball, [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball, [[File:Romania-icon.png]] Romaniaball, [[File:Moldova-icon.png]] Moldovaball, [[File:Belarus-icon.png]] Belarusball,, [[File:Latvia-icon.png]] Latviaball and [[File:Ukraine-icon.png]] Ukraineball become puppet states. Poland or Lithuania will not be anschlussed however because a provokation with EITHER will cause him to become the    in order to defend himself, in which case an epic battle occurs. Germany or Poland?
 *  Georgiaball - Becomes a 🍑 . Anchlusses every state in  USAball while they are distracted by his peach-flavored food.
 * Greeceball- Becomes [[File:Byzantine-icon (tangle).png]]  and anschlusses [[File:Macedonia-icon.png]] Macedoniaball, [[File:Turkey-icon.png]] Turkeyball, [[File:Cyprus-icon.png]] Cyprusball, [[File:Akrotiri and Dhekelia-icon.png]] Akrotiri and Dhekeliaball, [[File:Northern Cyprus-icon.png]] Northern Cyprusball and [[File:Albania-icon.png]] Albaniaball and allies with [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball. However, depending on which ancient Greek city-state you use, you may instead get   if you use  Spartaball to summon the Byzantinetangle.
 * Hawaiiball - Breaks free from USAball and becomes   . Anschlusses all  7balls in the Pacific and takes out her revenge on the USA for 1897, building a mighty navy and attacking the west coast of  USAball's clay which may result in anschlussing  Californiaball,  Oregonball and  Washingtonball. Will also take out her revenge on  Japanball for Pearl Harbor and also remove  North Koreaball for threatening her with nukes. Afterward she will spread aloha and surfing across the Pacific Rim. Will also take out her revenge on  Canadaball for making Hawaiian pizza.
 * Hungaryball - becomes a kingdom and attacks [[File:Slovakia-icon.png]] Slovakiaball for revenge. Retake the vampire [[File:Transylvania-icon.png]] Transylvaniaball, allies  with [[File:Croatia-icon.png]] Croatiaball, [[File:Bosnia-icon.png]] Bosniaball, Polandball so they don't call on NATO. Might even unite with [[File:Austria-icon.png]] Austriaball to form [[File:AustriaHungarytangle-icon.png]]  .   Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any threats or provocation against him will result in him joining up with  Lithuaniaball and becoming the    in order to defend himself.
 * Icelandball - Anschlusses Faroe Islandsball.
 * Indiaball - Anschlusses [[File:Pakistan-icon.png]] Pakistanball and [[File:Bangladesh-icon.png]] Bangladeshball and becomes [[File:India-icon (tangle).png]] . May also anschluss [[File:Sri Lanka-icon.png]] Sri Lankaball, [[File:Nepal-icon.png]] NepalRawr, [[File:Bhutan-icon.png]] Bhutanball,  Maldivesball and in the most extreme case, [[File:Myanmar-icon.png]] Myanmarball and [[File:Afghan-icon.png]] Afghanistanball to become. India may also anschluss  as  T-Brick to finally beat Pewdiepie
 * Indonesiaball - Becomes [[File:Majapahit-icon (tangle).png]] . Anschlusses  Malaysiaball,  Tringapore, [[File:Brunei-icon.png]] Bruneiball, [[File:East Timor-icon.png]] East Timorball, and [[File:Philippines-icon.png]] Philippinesball.
 * Inuitball - Suddenly unites all Inuit tribes into a single unified nation known as . Anschlusses all Arctic countries and  Antarcticaball before declaring war on the colonizers who occupied him. In this case he will remove Trudeau from  Canadaball and suicide from  Greenlandball, before removing  kebab,  commie,  SJWballs and political correctness from all Nordicballs. However, if Inuitball goes this route and anschlusses  Alaskaball he may instead become    as he may assimilate the firepower and technological prowess of  USAball. Either way, Inuitball will end up anschlussing and holocausting the entire  seal population of his new clay.
 *  Iranball - Anschlusses all stans ([[File:Afghan-icon.png]] Afghanistanball, [[File:Tajik-icon.png]] Tajikistanball, [[File:Turkmen-icon.png]] Turkmenistanball, [[File:Uzbek-icon.png]] Uzbekistanball, [[File:Kyrgyz-icon.png]] Kyrgyzstanball, [[File:Pakistan-icon.png]] Pakistanball, [[File:Kazakhstan-icon.png]] Kazakhbrick), [[File:Azerbaijan-icon.png]] Azerbaijanball and [[File:Armenia-icon.png]] Armeniaball to become [[File:Achaemenid-icon (tangle).png]]
 * Iraqball - Becomes  or   . Anschlusses [[File:Syria-icon.png]] Syriaball, Lebanonball, [[File:Israel-icon.png]] Israelcube, [[File:Palestine-icon.png]] Palestineball, [[File:Jordan-icon.png]] Jordanball, Northwest [[File:Saudi Arabia-icon.png]] Saudi Arabiaball, [[File:Kuwait-icon.png]] Kuwaitball and Western [[File:Iran-icon.png]] Iranball
 * Irelandball - Becomes  or  . Anschlusses [[File:Northern Ireland-icon.png]] Northern Irelandball so he can finally into 26+6=1, and possibly  Scotlandball,  Isle of Manball,  Cornwallball,  Brittanyball and  Walesball, to form the.
 * Israelcube - Anschlusses [[File:Palestine-icon.png]] Palestineball and Sinai Peninsula. Becomes the   during process. May also anschluss Lebanonball, Syriaball, Jordanball and some of Iraqball, Turkeyball and Egyptball to become Greater Israel that stretches from the Nile to the Euphrates . If he teams up with  Ethiopiaball, he will end up causing Ethiopia to become the [[File:Ethiopian Empire-icon (tangle).png]]   which will result in him anschlussing all West African countryballs bordering his clay.
 * ISISball- Becomes  and blows up everyone, especially  USAball,  Russiaball,  Israelcube, all  EUball members,  NATOball members and  Saudi Arabiaball.  Polandball or Lithuania however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuaniaball/Polandball and becoming the     in order to defend himself removing the threat of ISIS. SO ISIS will 100% avoid Poland or Lithuania. But everyone else MUHAHAHA ALLAHU AKBAR KABOOM!
 * Italyball- Becomes [[File:SPQR-icon (tangle).png]]  and anschlusses [[File:Portugal-icon.png]] Portugalball, [[File:Spain-icon.png]] Spainball, [[File:Andorra-icon.png]] Andorraball, [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball, [[File:Slovenia-icon.png]] Sloveniaball, [[File:Switzerland-icon.png]] Switzerlandball, [[File:Croatia-icon.png]] Croatiaball, [[File:Bosnia-icon.png]] Bosniaball, [[File:Albania-icon.png]] Albaniaball, [[File:Kosovo-icon.png]] Kosovoball, [[File:Montenegro-icon.png]] Montenegroball, [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball,  Greeceball, [[File:Bulgaria-icon.png]] Bulgariaball, [[File:Romania-icon.png]] Romaniaball and [[File:Moldova-icon.png]] Moldovaball. May also anschluss  Libyaball,  Ethiopiaball,  Eritreaball,  Somaliaball ,  Egyptball, and  Tunisiaball and to the most extreme case, would anschluss  Asia Minor.   Polandball or Lithuania however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with ​Lithuaniaball/Polandball and becoming the     in order to defend himself making Italy shocked.
 * Japanball - Becomes the [[File:Japanese Empire-icon (tangle).png]] . Anschlusses [[File:South Korea-icon.png]] South Koreaball, [[File:North Korea-icon.png]] North Koreaball, [[File:Taiwan-icon.png]] Taiwanball, Manchurian and coastal territories of [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball, the Sakhalin Oblast (definitely) and Outer Manchuria of [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball, [[File:Philippines-icon.png]] Philippinesball, [[File:Vietnam-icon.png]] Vietnamball, [[File:Laos-icon.png]] Laosball, [[File:Cambodia-icon.png]] Cambodiaball, [[File:Thailand-icon.png]] Thailandball, [[File:Myanmar-icon.png]] Myanmarball, [[File:Malaysia-icon.png]] Malaysiaball, [[File:Brunei-icon.png]] Bruneiball, [[File:Singapore-icon.png]] Tringapore, [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesiaball, [[File:East Timor-icon.png]] East Timorball, [[File:Papua New Guinea-icon.png]] Papua New Guineaball, [[File:Palau-icon.png]] Palauball, [[File:Solomon Islands-icon.png]] Solomon Islandsball, [[File:Hawaii-icon.png]] Pearl Harbour and [[File:Australia-icon.png]] Darwinball.
 * Kazakhbrick - Becomes the [[File:Khanate_of_Kazakh-icon.png]] . Allies with Russia. Anschlusses  Pakistanball and all other  stans and may anschluss  Azerbaijanball and  Uyghurball in the process. Would totally ally with  Mongoliaball to do this, which will cause him to become [[File:Mongolia-icon (tangle).png]]  . After which they will both gang up on and anschluss the rest of  Chinaball, removing  commie in the process.
 * Kentuckyball - Becomes 🍗 KFC. He makes  USAball obese, then anschlusses him while he is weak.
 * [[File:Lithuania-icon.png]] Lithuaniaball -  Unites with one and only great country   Polandball  and  becomes the   . Begins to sing Hej Sokoly to victory. Ukraine will 100% love and marry Poland in the process.
 * Macedoniaball - Become . Anschlusses part of  Bulgariaball,  Greeceball,  Turkeyball,  Egyptball,  Iranball,  Iraqball,  Syriaball,  Kuwaitball, [[File:Afghan-icon.png]] Afghanistanball,  Pakistanball and a part of  Indiaball. And, he becomes a superpower. Allies with Serbia and Russia.
 * Malaysiaball - Becomes [[File:Malaysia-icon (tangle).png]] . Anschlusses [[File:Philippines-icon.png]] Philippinesball, [[File:Singapore-icon.png]] Tringapore, [[File:Brunei-icon.png]] Bruneiball, [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]]Indonesian part of Borneo, Sumatra and [[File:Pattani-icon.png]] Pattani region to all [[File:Thailand-icon.png]] Thailandball.
 * Mexicoball - Becomes  or  . Anschlusses [[File:California-icon.png]] Californiaball, [[File:NewMexico-icon.png]] New Mexicoball, [[File:Texas-icon.png]] Texasball, [[File:Arizona-icon.png]] Arizonaball, [[File:Nevada-icon.png]] Nevadaball and all Central America (You can keep [[File:Utah-icon.png]] Utahball,  Gringo, but they are mine!).
 * Mongoliaball - Becomes [[File:Mongolia-icon (tangle).png]]  Directly anschlusses [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball, [[File:South Korea-icon.png]] South Koreaball, [[File:North Korea-icon.png]] North Koreaball, [[File:Myanmar-icon.png]] Myanmarball, eastern [[File:Kazakhstan-icon.png]] Kazakhbrick and [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball east of [[File:Altai-icon.png]] Altaiball, inclusive of it. Turns [[File:Iran-icon.png]] Iranball, [[File:Afghan-icon.png]] Afghanistanball, [[File:Tajik-icon.png]] Tajikistanball, [[File:Turkmen-icon.png]] Turkmenistanball, [[File:Uzbek-icon.png]] Uzbekistanball, [[File:Kyrgyz-icon.png]] Kyrgyzstanball, western [[File:Pakistan-icon.png]] Pakistanball, [[File:Kazakhstan-icon.png]] Kazakhbrick, [[File:Azerbaijan-icon.png]] Azerbaijanball, [[File:Armenia-icon.png]] Armeniaball, [[File:Iraq-icon.png]] Iraqball, [[File:Turkey-icon.png]] Turkeyball, [[File:Georgia-icon.png]] Georgiaball, the remainder of [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball, [[File:Ukraine-icon.png]] Ukraineball and [[File:Moldova-icon.png]] Moldovaball into puppets.  Alaskaball however will not be anschlussed or puppeted because a direct fight with him will cause him to turn into    to defend himself. In any case, we can safely assume that he will remove  Kim family from the Korean Peninsula along with any threat of North Koreaball ever can into nuking him, his Western allies or the rest of Asia.  ​here​ Polandball or Lithuania however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with ​here​ Lithuaniaball/Polandball and becoming the ​here​   in order to defend himself which is 100% stronger than Mongols.
 * Moroccoball - Becomes [[File:Moroccotangle-icon.gif]] Moroccotangle Anschlusses [[File:Western Sahara-icon.png]] Western Saharaball, Ceutaball, Melillaball and Andalusiaball.
 * NATOball - Anschlusses all European countries, all North American countries, and all major non-NATO allies. And kills  Putin.   Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuaniaball and becoming the    in order to defend himself.
 * Netherlandsball - Anschlusses [[File:Belgium-icon.png]] Belgiumball, [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesiaball, all 7balls, [[File:Suriname-icon.png]] Surinameball, [[File:South Africa-icon.png]] South Africaball and [[File:Luxembourg-icon.png]] Luxembourgball becoming the [[File:Dutch Empire-icon (tangle).png]].
 * New Zealandball - becomes [[File:New Zealand-icon (tangle).png]]  by regaining its sunken clay (including Norfolk Islandball)
 * Nordicballs - Blanda upp in [[File:Kalmardickytangle-icon.png]]
 * North Koreaball - Turns into   and attempts to anschluss [[File:South Korea-icon.png]] South Koreaball to form a [[File:Juche-icon.png]] reunified juche Korea
 * Northern Cyprusball - Becomes True Cyprustangle. Anschlusses all of Cypriot island, removing all gyro in the process.
 * [[File:Pakistan-icon.png]] Pakistanball - becomes, gets Kashmir and anschlusses  Indiaball and practically the rest of Southeast As-  HOLY SWEET BABY JESUS, HE TOOK OVER ALL OF SOUTHEAST ASIA! WHERE IS THE THAIS AND VIETNAMESE NOOOO!!!
 * [[File:Palestine-icon.png]] Palestineball - becomes independent and anschlusses Israelcube and [[File:Jordan-icon.png]] Jordanball   to become [[File:Palestinetange.png]].
 * Peruball becomes [[File:Inca Empiretangle icon.png]]  and anschlusses all of  Ecuadorball,  Colombiaball,  Chileball,  Boliviaball,  Paraguayball,  Argentinaball,  Uruguayball, [[File:Chilean Antarctica-icon.png]] [[File:Argentine Antarctica-icon.png]] Some antarctic territories, [[File:Acre-icon.png]] Acreball,  Venezuelaball, [[File:Falklands-icon.png]] Falklandsball and [[File:South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands-icon.png]] South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islandsball.
 * Polandball - Unites with one and only great country [[File:Lithuania-icon.png]] Lithuaniaball and  becomes the   . Begins to sing Hej Sokoly to victory. Ukraine will 100% love and marry Poland in the process. Poland STRONG! DEATH TO USSR!
 * Portugalball - Anschlusses all its ex-colonies to form the [[File:Portuguese Empire-icon (tangle).png]].
 * [[File:Philippines-icon.png]] Philippinesball- Anschlusses all of ASEANball members, [[File:Palau-icon.png]] Palauball, [[File:Taiwan-icon.png]] Taiwanball and turns into [[File:KatipunanTangle-icon.png]] . He can also into    and Anschluss Drug Dealers, Drug users,    communists and rebels,  criminals, polluters, illegal loggers, smoke belchers and undeveloped communityballs in order to establish developed yet modernized cities with fully disciplined community residents in his clay.
 * Romaniaball - Becomes 1918 Romania again and anschlusses Moldovaball. And even becomes    and anschlusses  Bulgariaball,  Ukraineball,  Moldovaball,   Czechiaball,  Slovakiaball,  Southern Germanyball,and small parts in  Greeceball,  Turkeyball,  Kosovoball, Montenegroball,  Bosniaball,  Belarusball,  Macedoniaball and tiny parts in  Italyball.   Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with  Lithuaniaball and becoming the    in order to defend himself. Romania will ally with Serbia
 * Russiaball - Becomes   or    again and unites with    Ukraineball,   Belarusball,  Kazakhbrick,  Finlandball,  Estoniaball,  Latviaball,  Mongoliaball,  Alyaskaball,  Armeniaball,  Azerbaijanball,  Moldovaball,  Romaniaball,  Bulgariaball,  Uzbekistanball,  Kyrgyzstanball,  Turkmenistanball,  Georgiaball,  Tajikistanball and [[File:Afghan-icon.png]] Afghanistanball. He will then finish what his  grandfather couldn't accomplish by anschlussing  Port Elizabethball,  Port Rossball,  North Koreaball and  South Koreaball, which in part dramatically increases Koryo-saram population.  Polandball or Lithuania however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with  Lithuaniaball/Polandball and becoming the    in order to defend himself.
 * Sealandball - Uses black magic in order to get monies and relevance and becomes  . Anchlusses  UKball,  Irelandball and  Germanyball. May also anschluss  Netherlandsball. This might spread if it starts a chain reaction with secretized revolutions to return  Ceutaball to  Moroccoball so it can strike a deal with  Spainball in exchange for  Gibraltarball, posing as a British diplomat. It manages to scandalize the agreement, and says it's actually part of  the UK to start a distraction conflict. That's when the   begins, and it somehow sneaks itself into power through sleeper cell  Scottish independence influence to install a new government for eventually all of Britain through highly-classified alliances all as part of Act I of takeover. ...or you know, just black magic. That works too.
 * Senegalball - Becomes Senegaltangle. Anschlusses Gambiaball.
 * Serbiaball - Becomes Serbian Empiretangle or  Yugoslaviatangle. Anschlusses  Bosnia and Herzegovinaball,  Croatiaball,  Kosovoball,  Macedoniaball,  Sloveniaball,  Bulgariaball,  Montenegroball, and  Albaniaball. Removes  kebab in the process.
 * South Koreaball - Becomes [[File:SouthKoreatangle.png]] Korean Empiretangle. Attempts to Anschluss's [[File:North Korea-icon.png]] North Koreaball and Jiandaoball becoming a [[File:Unified Korea-icon.png]] reunified capitalist Korea.
 * Spainball - Anschlusses all of its ex-colonies (including all of western USAball) to form the [[File:Spanish Empire-icon (tangle).png]]   and/or also anschlusses  Andorraball, [[File:Portugal-icon.png]] Portugalball and possibly  Brazilball and all of the remaining Portuguese ex-colonies to form the [[File:Spanish Empire-icon (tangle).png]].
 * Sudanball becomes [[File:Sudantangle-icon.png]]  and anschlusses Bir Tawil,  South Sudanball,  Eritreaball, and  Djiboutiball. Will also remove protesters in the process.
 * Swedenball- Becomes the [[File:Swedish_Empire-icon.png]]  . Anschlusses [[File:Finland-icon.png]] Finlandball, [[File:Estonia-icon.png]] Estoniaball, [[File:Latvia-icon.png]] Latviaball and Saint Petersburgball to relive his imperial glory, spreading Minecraft throughout the World.  ​ Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with  Lithuaniaball and becoming the    in order to defend himself. ruining the chance of spreading minecraft.
 * [[File:Switzerland-icon.png]] Switzerlandball - becomes the  and takes over  Liechtensteinball before revealing he took off his neutrality and conquering  Austr- HOLY CRAP, HE JUST TOOK OVER  Franceball AND  Germanyball ENTIRELY! He also got  Liechtensteinball.
 * Syriaball - Anschlusses southeast Turkeyball,  Cyprusball,  Lebanonball,  Israelcube,  Palestineball,  Egyptball, north  Sudanball,  Iraqball,  Kuwaitball, north  Saudi Arabiaball and western  Iranball to form the.
 * Taiwanball - Becomes . Anschlusses [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball and  Mongoliaball and becomes the unified [[File:Taiwan-icon.png]] Republic of Chinaball
 * Thailandball - Anschlusses [[File:Laos-icon.png]] Laosball, [[File:Cambodia-icon.png]] Cambodiaball and becomes [[File:Siam-icon (tangle).png]] . May also anschluss the Shan State of [[File:Myanmar-icon.png]] Myanmarball, the Kelantan, Terengganu, Kedah and Perlis States of [[File:Malaysia-icon.png]] Malaysiaball, and parts of [[File:Vietnam-icon.png]] Vietnamball.
 * Tringapore - Becomes [[File:Kingdom of Singapura-icon.png]]  and anschlusses all members of [[File:ASEAN-icon.png]] ASEANball, [[File:Australia-icon.png]] Australiaball, [[File:New Zealand-icon.png]] New Zealandball and parts of [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball.
 * Tongaball - Becomes [[File:Tonga Empire-icon.png]]  Anschlusses  Tuvaluball,  Fijiball,  Hawaiiball,  Nauruball, Wallis and Futunaball, part of  Solomon Islandsball,  Kiribatiball, and  Samoaball, as well as all three dependencies  of  New Zealandball.
 * Turkeyball - Becomes [[File:Ottoman-icon (tangle).png]]  Anschlusses [[File:Syria-icon.png]] Syriaball, [[File:Iraq-icon.png]] Iraqball, [[File:Lebanon-icon.png]] Lebanonball, [[File:Israel-icon.png]] Israelcube, [[File:Jordan-icon.png]] Jordanball [[File:Saudi Arabia-icon.png]] Saudi Arabiaball, all Cypriot island, [[File:Kuwait-icon.png]] Kuwaitball, [[File:Bulgaria-icon.png]] Bulgariaball, [[File:Greece-icon.png]] Greeceball, [[File:Albania-icon.png]] Albaniaball and [[File:Macedonia-icon.png]] Macedoniaball Also removes [[File:Armenia-icon.png]] Armeniaball, and turns [[File:Romania-icon.png]] Romaniaball and possibly [[File:Moldova-icon.png]] Moldovaball into vassal states.
 * Ugandaball - Finally finds da wae and follows it to become [[File:Uganda-icon (tangle).png]] . Removes all  homosex and Ugandan Knuckles from his clay and the respective clays of all other East African states bordering his by anschlussing them.
 * UKball - Becomes the [[File:UK-icon (tangle).png]] . Anschlusses all ex-colonies ( USAball being the hardest to get) and blows up  Sealandball.
 * Ukraineball - Anschlusses Crimeaball,  Belarusball and  Russian Chernozem and Kuban Oblasts such as  Voronezhball, Belgorodball and Lipetskball. Allies with Poland or even marries her.
 * Uruguayball - Anschlusses Sulball.
 * USAball - Uses the manifest destiny to get more land and becomes [[File:USA-icon_tangle.png]]  . May anschluss parts or all of the following: [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball, [[File:Greenland-icon.png]] Greenlandball, [[File:Cuba-icon.png]] Cubaball, [[File:Mexico-icon.png]] Mexicoball, [[File:Iceland-icon.png]] Icelandball, [[File:Bahamas-icon.png]] Bahamasball, [[File:Liberia-icon.png]] Liberiaball and all of the Trust Territories. May also anschluss  Saint Pierre and Miquelonball, [[File:Bermuda-icon.png]] Bermudatriangle, [[File:Turks and Caicos-icon.png]] Turks and Caicosball, [[File:Cayman Islands-icon.png]] Cayman Islandball, [[File:Jamaica-icon.png]] Jamaicaball, [[File:British Virgin Islands-icon.png]] British Virgin Islandsball, [[File:Guatemala-icon.png]] Guatemalaball,  Japanball,  North Koreaball,  South Koreaball,  Iraqball,  Afghanistanball, [[File:Vietnam-icon.png]] Vietnamball, [[File:Philippines-icon.png]] Philippinesball and [[File:Belize-icon.png]] Belizeball. Will also remove all [[File:3-icon.png]] 3balls, beat up the  commies, spread freedom and obesity democracy, nuke  North Koreaball, deport all [[File:Mexico-icon.png]] Mexicans, remove all  jihadists, bankrupt  Chinaball, and build a [[File:Donald Trump-icon.png]] glorious wall in the process.
 * Vaticanball - Anschlusses all Catholic countries and becomes [[File:Vatican-icon (tangle).png]]   He will then attempt to unite all Christian countries so that he can into one last Crusade to remove  jihad,  homosex,  Satanism, blasphemy, abortion and heresy from the face of the Earth.  Polandball (Catholic nation) however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with  Lithuaniaball and becoming the    in order to defend himself.
 * Vietnamball - Becomes . Anschlusses  Cambodiaball,  Laosball and Southern  Chinaball becoming  Reunified Indochinaball. May also decide to re-humiliate  USAball in the process.
 * Virginiaball - Becomes  The Old Dominiontangle. Anschlusses  West Virginiaball and  Kentuckyball. He also anschlusses  the tyrant as well.

Space Anschluss

 * 🌌 Andromedaball - Anschlusses 🌌 Milky Wayball to become 🌌
 * [[File:6-icon.png]] 6ball - Anschlusses [[File:Earth-icon.png]] Earthball and other planets.
 * [[File:Black Hole-icon.png]] Black Holeball becomes Black Holetangle to Anschluss planets, stars, etc.
 * [[File:Black Hole-icon.png]] Supermassive Black Holeball becomes Supermassive Black Holetangle to Anschluss planets, stars, etc.

Links

 * http://www.reddit.com/r/Reichtangle/