Croatiaball

Croatiaball is a countryball in Balkans at the crossroads of Central Europe, Southeast Europe, and the Mediterranean.. He can into European Union, NATOball and into removing kebab.

The beautiful coastline on the Adriatic is a heaven for German tourist, who gib lots of mony.

Early History
Croats exist since the 7th century. In the begin of the 8th century he was Duchy of Croatiaball. The Capital was Kninball.

Middle Ages
Croatiaball later used to be a stronk kingdom, but later joined with Hungaryball in a personal union and he was anytime was in unions.

Contemporary Period
Croatiaball was part of Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball. In 1941. Croatia became the Independent State of Croatiaball and a nazi puppet.

Croatiaball removed some Ćevap (24,000 Serbs) in Jasenovac. Serbiaball was very angry because of it. After the war Croatiaball was once again part of Yugoslaviaball but this time it was a socialist multi-ethnic state, with Serb president Tito (Even though Serbs controlled most of the government) Croatia left Yugoslavia in 1991 and had to fight for their freedom. Croatiaball emerged victourious and proud from the 4 year war know as the Homeland war.

Homeland War
The Homeland war started in 1991. and ended in 1995 Croatiaball's victory.

Croatiaball wanted to leave Yugoslaviaball along with Bosnia-Herzegovinaball but Serbiaball and Montenegroball didn't like that AT ALL so normally they attacked.

1991-1994
After the fall of the Soviet Union, Croatiaball found it self in a very hard position because Serbia controled more than 90% equipment of the former Yugo army and was denied of help from other's because of sanction's. The first to recognize his independence was Germanyball and Vaticanball. Croatiaball tried with all his might and thought to defend his clay and he succefully did but Serbiaball was more modern and stronger in numbers than him.

1995
Croatiaball regained it's strenght and with a little political help from Germoneyball it attacked Serbiaball and in 2 days regained back half of their territory and conquered half of Bosnia-Herzegovinaball. Croatiaball remember's those day's as day's of glory and is very proud of it's military succes while Serbiaball remember's it as days of sadness.

NATO
Croatia joined NATOball during 2009 with Albaniaball. (Shqip why with me? Fuck yuo shqip.)

EU (European Union)
Croatia joined EUball, so economy can be fixed in 2013, and was welcomed by Germanyball. Luckily, he doesn't beg him like Greeceball, asking him for some Euromonies.

Demographic

 * 90.42% Croats (and growing)
 * 4.36% Serbs (and shrinking)
 * 5.2% Others(and growing)

Religion

 * Catholicism 86.28%,
 * Orthodox 4.44%, (Some Bulgarians and Ukrainians, So they good)
 * Atheism 3.81% (They are secretly amazeball Catholics in denial)
 * Kebabism (Yet to be removed) 1.5%
 * Protestantism 0.34%
 * Undeclared 2.17%

Relations
Croatiaball hates Kebabs and Nationalistic Serbs equally and wants them all gone. Croatia is very strict and of catholic, but he still can into removings kebab.

Relationships:

 * Austriaball: I was of friends with him ever since. He is of doctor now, and he can also into removing kebab. (Crazy doctor ever since times of anschluss...)
 * Germanyball: Best friend and of good ally. Although his father of anschluss, he of invitings me to EU! Good friend. He can into good economy, but he is of infected
 * Bosnia and Herzegovinaball: He can into best dish. Also, he of helpings me with Serbiaball. Still, he wants of apology for the Second World War (Sorry, can't do nothings about it!).
 * Sloveniaball: He is of my brother, but of friendly rival that can into good trades. We of sometimes playings hockey whenever we of feelings like it. Also, we both of hatings pasta, and he was of first recognized! He is of good guy.
 * Armeniaball: Ha, good friend. I am of feelings bad for yuo because of yuor worst day. Do not of worry! We will get revenge! Soon...
 * Ukraineball: We of helpings them and then got recognized us after the war, also sent some people and monies to help. I am of sending my military to yuo. He is not of bad.
 * Polandball: He can into Catholic and Slav. Brave people! Also, he can into removing kebab ever since he was of anschluss. Sadly, he cannot into space, but of dislikings kebab a little.
 * Bulgariaball: Best Balkan Friend! Serbia is still of hatings him for WW1.
 * Czechball Best tourist, but sometimes, he will into doings other stuff I cannot into knowings...
 * Hungaryball: He is of best friend! He is good compan


 * Turkeyball: Although we of neutral, I am of watchings yuo, kebab...
 * ISISball: Stupid muslim of tryings to anschluss the world... Of racist, but at least he is not of kebab. He did not of tryings to anschluss me.
 * Franceball: Didn't of recognizings us during 1991! You had a king back then, he was an inbred. Also, yuo tried to anschluss Russia! But, yuo are not of kebab, and wife of Njemačka.
 * Italyball: We are friends but Istria is ours!
 * Albaniaball: We both hate Serbia, good friend but annoying.

Quotes

 * "REMOVE KEBAB AND CHETNIKS!"
 * "BOKA KOTORSKA JE ZEMLJA HRVATSKA!"
 * "HRVATSKA DO DRINE!"
 * "GDJE SI TI BIO 91-e?"
 * "U BOJ,U BOJ ZA NAROD SVOJ!!"
 * "HERCEG-BOSNA JE NAŠA!"
 * "ZA DOM! SPREMNI!!!" (Only used by Nazis, forbidden in Croatian law. Some use it as a joke)
 * "SPUSTILA SE GUSTA MAGLA IZNAD ZAGREB-a!"
 * "BOG I HRVATI!"

Links

 * Facebook page
 * Instagram

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