Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30769906-20170426030740/@comment-26448340-20170501114718

Mexico

 ==Breaking news, the USA is a colonialist! How ironic it is==

 >Mexico starts improving the overall quality of military equipments, replacing the old equipments while selling the used ones to other countries who are willing to buy them. Maybe Paraguay idk.

>ANIE fires more satellites into the sky, including the very first satellite targetted at Pluto.

>DBA makes better seeds and DCT develops portals succesfully. Project completed.

>Portals are now utilized on mass-transportation, setting up stations in major cities across the country.

>Literacy is 99.9% and at least 80% of the country has running water and electricity.

>The Mexican drug business now handles over 85% of all drugs world wide, and is now opening a new branch on legal opiates and pharmaseuticals.

>Mexicans shall fight till the last moment, we will not give up. I find it ironic that when a non-pro-USA country is making turns, everyone is like "OMG you can't do that it's godmdodding" But when it's a pro-US country nobody bats an eye.

>France, we could also adapt the New Hebrides method, which is better in my opinion.

>Mexicans bomb all signs of Britain. Throws boxes of tea into the ocean.

>Supports local Northern Irish terrorists in car bombs to join Ireland (or become independent from the UK)