Iroquois Confederacyball

The Iroqouis Confederacyball, hates Colonial Americaball, wants his clay back.

History
So Iroquois Confederacyball was like "lol this land be awesome, we stronkest Indians" and then UKBall was like "imma send some settlers over, k?" And Iroquois Confederacyball was like "kk just dont destroy land" and UKBall destroyed land. Franceball was like "imma help because I'm nice European ball." And they had big war. Sadly UKBall won, and then kept tearing up land, but they had sticks thrown at the because of it. So Colonial Americaball happened and was like "this place is ours now, k?" And then suddenly they became USAball and USABall worked with Iroquois Confederacyball to get his dad out of America, then USAball backstabbed them and was like "I made a trail out of your tears, now go and gib us your stuff." And now, Iroquois Confederacyball is dead, but they will return and burn some colonists to the ground.

Relationships
Will puttings a spear in all of you.