User blog:OrthodoxSerbia/Borat Anthem Parody

So I've seen two people do this, so I feel like doing this, so *clears throat*:

The UK, greatest country in the world

Every EU country is run by little girls

The UK greatest exporter of machinery

All of Ireland have inferior machinery

(Bridge plays)

The UK, home of the British crown

It's length 10 metre its height 5 metre

Royal Family a marvel to behold

It rises taxes and your f***ing bills

(Bridge plays)

The UK, The Uk, you very nice place'

From plains of Scotland to plains of Northern Ireland

UK friends all except of EU

They very greedy people with debts in their hands

(Bridge Plays)

The UK, industry best in the world

We invented coffee and a f***ing train

UK monarchy best in the reigon

Except of course Spain's monarchy

(Bridge plays)

The UK, The UK, you very nice place

From plains Scotland to plains of Northern Ireland

Come grasp the might imperialism

It's government to it's f***ing wealth