Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-34753896-20190806131518/@comment-35063335-20190823031849

Funny but true. WOOPS!

Fidel Castro and His brother Raul are angered by Che Guevera's arrest. They decide to make a move to travel to Bucharest Romania to appeal to Ceausescu. They fly to Novi Sad, hire a Taxi Driver and with thousands of USD, they drive across the Serbian Romanian border, but the driver makes a Wrong Turn and Heads to Timisoara (accidently). The brothers angered by the drivers stupidity leaves for a cafe, not noticing them are 15 Danubian soldiers and police officers along with a Danubian-Romanian officer (Off duty) having coffee and wine when they spot the two having lunch at the next street corner!

Panch. You got some Bounty on your hand (some of the officers are Croatians and you know what Raul did) Make a funny dialogue!

Fidel Castro: Fuck this driver and fuck this unlucky shit~ Raul. Let's rest and wait tomorrow to see if we could find another driver. Those Romanians are hard to get along with

Raul Castro: I agree, we had a hard day! This bastardo drove us the wrong way! We were supposed to be in Bucharest tonight but no! This asshole made a wrong turn at the wrong highway! JESUS CHRIST!

The Castro's wives join them for coffee. Its 4 castros and 15 Danubian off duty officers stationed in Timisoara.