Bhutanball

Bhutanball, officially the Kingdom of Bhutan, is a happy isolated and secretly genocidal countryball in Southern Asia, whose clay borders on that of Chinaball and  Indiaball. He is barely ever relevant, and the only country to remove tobacco and plastic bags. He is also the only country to have a negative amount of carbon dioxide. However, he is of strategic importance to Indiaball's security. He has a strange obsession with the Thunder Dragon. His language (Dzongkha) however, is infamous because only few people can speak them.

History
Bhutanball's early history is steeped in mythology and therefore hard to trace, but he is generally believed to be descended from Mongoloidball. In the 1700s, Tibetball and  Qing Chinaball both attempted to Anschluss his clay, but  Bhutanball managed to retain his independence. In the early 1800s, UKball was a large influence on Bhutanball and  Nepalrawr and has since remained neutral in  Chinaball (which he also had clay disputes with) and  Indiaball's clay disputes. In 2008 he turned into a constitutional monarchy and modernized, he is now uncorrupt but extremely irrelevant. He once banned television and is horrible to get a visa for in most western countries.

2017 China–India border standoff
The China–India border standoff was from 6 June 2017 till 28 August 2017. Chinaball wanted to build infrastructure through Bhutanball which would gain its strategic and military influence into the north-eastern Indian stateballs such as  Arunachal Pradeshball.

There is a relatively thin geographic area between the Indian states of Biharball and  West Bengalball on the west side and  Assamball on the east side. On the north side is Bhutanball and on the south side is  Bangladeshball. So if Chinaball builds infrastructure to that thin area then it could cut off  Indiaball's access and influence into its eastern states of  Assamball,  Meghalayaball and  Arunachal Pradeshball.

After a 2 month long standoff Chinaball finally backed down. However, Indiaball is still suspicious and improved its border security. Indiaball is also concerned about Chinaball's unfounded land grabs territorial claims to the Indian state of  Arunachal Pradeshball.

Personality
Bhutanball is known for being a pacifist, although he does not hesitate to defend himself if necessary. He is also fond of meditating, like his neighbor Tibetball.

Friends

 * Indiaball - Best friend who I provide me with hydro electricity and tourist tax free and his military protects me and we will kick China's ass someday! But he has colonized me with trade deficits.
 * Bangladeshball - Another one who has embassy along with India. No tourist tax for them.
 * Switzerlandball - European version of us in terms of neutrality and land.
 * Vietnamball - Good communist friend of mine because he also hates China for invading him.
 * Philippinesball and Ethiopiaball - Even though we didn't established diplomatic ties yet, but we all hate Kuwaitball For Different Reason.
 * Taiwanball - We're both also hates that Football Knocker for rekt us.
 * [[File:Uyghur-icon.png]] Uyghurball - Same as Vietnam, this kebab deserves to be free from Fake China.
 * Tibetball - My papa!!! I MISS YUO SO MUCH!!! BUT WHY YUO STAYING WITH FAKE CHINA?!! WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN ONE FAMILY, Please come back!!!!!! i hope i will Liberating yuo soon papa.
 * Israelcube - Great friends because we both hate Chinaball. I have established relationships with him. So, let's be friends along with  Ukraineball and  Indiaball!
 * USAball - Although we haven't establish diplomatic missions yet, but still, I like you because you hate Chinaball for infecting you, we might be friends someday.
 * Hong Kongball - Don't worry, you will be free someday.
 * Thailandball - My Southeast Asian buddy! I wish I can into Milk Tea Alliance because we both hate

Neutral

 * NepalRawr (rarely) - THE MOST RACIST HINDU NATION EVER! WE DON'T WANT LHOTSHAMPAS IN MY CLAY! REMOVE NEPALI SPEAKING LHOTSHAMPAS FROM MY AREA! YOU ARE A IDIOT MAOIST COMMUNIST WANNABE WHO LOVES BOTH INDIA AND CHINA?!! BRING THE KINGDOM OF NEPAL BACK!!!!!!
 * North Koreaball - We're both isolated, and we're also a lunatic. We also like to kill our own people but you're too crazy as hell.
 * UKball - NOPE, I wasn't part of your empire or protectorate either! Druk Yul never colonized. I hated being part of your empire or whatever. At least you helped me with my education so we're OK, for now, we also have a common enemy. Say, do you want some tea?
 * Indonesiaball - I only like him because one of yuor son is Hinduism too but why are yuo friends with  Chinaball??
 * Walesball - We had similar flags!
 * Kosovoball - Kosovo is Serbia, but we both hate Chinaball.

Enemies

 * Illusion Chinaball - COMMUNIST FREAK, I'LL NEVER RECOGNIZE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE HONG KONG, PAPA, AND TAIWAN INDEPENDENCE RIGHT NOW!!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT FOR CAUSING COVID-19!!! YOU KILLED MY PAPA!!! AND MADE HIM NOT EXIST!!! SOME MORE YUO BUILD THINGS IN MY CLAY WITHOUT MY PERMISSION??????!!!!!!! REMOVE COMMUNISM AND REVIVE THE REPUBLIC OF CHINA NOW!!!!!! REMOVE RIPOFFS!!!!!!!!! Well, at least we're both fighting it together, so we're good (not now).
 * Palestineball - I may recognize you but I hate you because you're a puppet of Chinaball &  Indonesiaball. Now, go back to  Israelcube where you belong from.
 * - We are both Buddhist, but I hate you because you are a puppet of Chinaball. Thank Buddha I never recognize you.
 * - BUDDHIST TRAITOR!!!!! YOU SUPPORT  dim sum AND HATE  burger!!!!! BRING BACK KINGDOM OF LAOS!!!!!! REMOVE COMMUNISM!!!!!
 * - IRON BROTHER and BEST FRIEND of Chinaball!!
 * Kuwaitball - I may recognize her, but she knocked me down!! 20-0 NEVER FORGET!!

Gallery
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