Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-108.219.142.139-20170430141659/@comment-31540315-20170516191503

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HEAD KNIGHT OF NI:  Ni!

KNIGHTS OF NI:  Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!

ARTHUR:  Who are you?

HEAD KNIGHT:  We are the Knights Who Say... 'Ni'!

RANDOM:  Ni!

ARTHUR:  No! Not the Knights Who Say 'Ni'!

HEAD KNIGHT:  The same!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">BEDEVERE:  Who are they?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">HEAD KNIGHT:  We are the keepers of the sacred words: 'Ni', 'Peng', and 'Neee-wom'!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">RANDOM:  Neee-wom!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">ARTHUR:  Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">HEAD KNIGHT:  The Knights Who Say 'Ni' demand a sacrifice.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">ARTHUR:  Knights of Ni, we are but simple travellers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">HEAD KNIGHT:  Ni!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">KNIGHTS OF NI:  Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!...

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">ARTHUR:  Ow! Ow! Ow! Agh!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">HEAD KNIGHT:  We shall say 'ni' again to you if you do not appease us.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">ARTHUR:  Well, what is it you want?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">HEAD KNIGHT:  We want... a shrubbery!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;">[dramatic chord]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">ARTHUR:  A what?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">KNIGHTS OF NI:  Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">ARTHUR and PARTY:  Ow! Oh!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">ARTHUR:  Please! Please! No more! We will find you a shrubbery.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">HEAD KNIGHT:  You must return here with a shrubbery, or else, you will never pass through this wood... alive.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">ARTHUR:  O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">HEAD KNIGHT:  One that looks nice.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">ARTHUR:  Of course.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">HEAD KNIGHT:  And not too expensive.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">ARTHUR:  Yes.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">HEAD KNIGHT:  Now... go!

Cartoon <p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;">[trumpets]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">CARTOON CHARACTER:  Hmm hmm--

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;">[boom]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;">Oh! Great Scott! Hm. Hmm.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;">[boom]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;">Hm! Hmm.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;">[mumble mumble mumble] [boom] [mumble mumble mumble] [boom] [mumble mumble mumble] [boom]'[mumble mumble mumble] [boom] [mumble mumble mumble] [boom] [mumble mumble mumble] [boom]'[mumble mumble mumble] [boom] [mumble mumble mumble] [boom]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;">Ohh!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;">[crash] [mumble mumble mumble] [boom]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">SUN:  Ay, up! Thsss.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;">[boom]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;">Ayy, up!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;">[boom]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;">Thsss.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;">[boom]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;">Ayy, up!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">CARTOON CHARACTER:  Stop that! Stop that!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;">[boom]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">SUN:  Ay, up!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">CARTOON CHARACTER:  Stop that!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;">[boom]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;">Look on! Clear off! Go on! Go away! Go away! Go away! And you! Clear off!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;">[sniff]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">SUN:  [mumble mumble mumble] [bells]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana;font-weight:normal;"><span class="name" style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,51,153);">CARTOON CHARACTER:  Hah. Bloody weather.