User blog comment:TheCynicalTurk/Why you should eat babies/@comment-25960874-20180206225330/@comment-31540315-20180206225518

skinning the baby is a terrible thing

because the methanol skin that protects dihydrogen monoxide takes away, and you could die from it if you eat the limbs of that baby with that dihydrogen monoxide, you must cook it before skinning it.