Finlandball

PERKELE!!!!!! Finlandball is is a countryball located in Europe and can be in European Union, but not yet NATO.

As the drunkest and most depressed ballsack-shaped-Countryball in Europe, Finland does not have many friends. His brother is Sweden, but he is of family. He is dark, broody, and more alcoholic than Denmark. If that's even possible. His has a medium amount of appearances in Polandball comics. The Nordics all think of him as a sad Sweden.

History
Finlandball was once a brother of Swedenball, until 1809, when he became independent. Then in 1940, he kicks Sovietball ass for attempting to Anschluss him during Winter Wars. In World War 2 pillow fight, he choses to remain neutral for a while, but he joined with Naziball against Soviet in 1944, then he withdraw from the fight when he reminded himself that he is too tired for this.

Today, Finlandball still work as a druken farmer, but somehow, he managed to do some worthy things. Most notably, he develop the "indestructible" Nokia cellphone that not even Russiaball or USAball nukes can destroy.

Current problems

 * Estoniaball - wants to be a Nordic country and won't stop pestering Finlandball.
 * Kareliaball - Finland's son who is controlled by Russiaball.
 * Snow - Like all the other Nordic countries, it is very cold in Finland.
 * Alcohol - Alcoholic drinking is one of Finlandball's main problem. Luckily, he drinks more coffee to outweigh the alcohol..