UKball

UKBall is a ball located off the coast of Franceball. It is an islandball. It is never found without accompaniment of a top hat, a monocle, a pocketwatch, and occasionally an umbrella. It once ruled the world, you know. Currently, it is under the territory of Europistan.

Humble Beginnings.
Every country in the world decided to have a kid after the Roman Empire collapsed. It became the English-speaking Kingdom of Murcia. That kingdom later became the Celtic stuff. The Celtic stuff became Scotland, Wales, England, the Isle of Man, and Ireland. One day, the Celtic stuff all got together and became a United Kingdom. The United Kingdom experienced a revolution and became the wealthiest nation in the world; so wealthy, in fact, that it began to become the largest empire of all time. A fifth of the world became governed by London. Then, all of the land wanted itself back, so it just became a Commonwealth instead, which is essentially not much more than a friendship club. (except for this one douche).

Modern-day.
Britain was doing just fine, until a serious fuckstorm of different cultures decided to conglomerate into the German Empire. Then Ireland was like, "Fuck this shit". Then, it was Great Britain (that's our island, now) to the rescue!

Britain was doing just fine, until a serious fuckstorm of national debt decided to conglomerate into Nazi Germany. Then France was like, "Fuck this shit". Then, it was Great Britain (and 2 other people) to the rescue!

Britain was doing just fine, until a serious fuckstorm of Communism decided to corrupt the government. The Conservative Party was like "Fuck this shit". Then, it was...Thatcher to the rescue?

Britain was doing just fine, until a serious fuckstorm of radical muslims decided to conglomerate in all of London. Then, Great Britain was like "Fuck this shit". Then...well, actually, they're pretty much fucked. But I'm sure the Commonwealth will unite in destruction of this evil commodity.

Allies

 * Canadaball. They're the good son.
 * USABall. They're the bad son. Well, kind of. Sort of. THEY DON'T FOLLOW THE CROWN DAMN IT
 * Australiaball. They're the son that was always kind of insane, but still makes a good living.
 * New Zealandball. They're the insane son's sheepshagging tumor.
 * Surinameball. I think they speak English.
 * Franceball. They love to hate each other.
 * Germanyball. They're both obscenely wealthy.
 * Netherlandsball. They...both have the English Channel. kind of.
 * SaudiArabiaBall. See, this is why we can't have nice things.
 * Egyptball. Although, they're kind of insane, right now.
 * SouthAfricaBall. Also kind of insane, right now. The high off of the BRICS must be getting to them.
 * Indiaball. They're awesome.
 * Spainball. (anecdote: Gibraltar is British)
 * Norwayball. They're kingdom bros.
 * Mexicoball. They make good tacos, what can one say?
 * Brazilball. We have found a common enemy.
 * Koreaball. The good one.

Enemies/frequent opponents

 * Russiaball. An insignificant island, you say? You're an insignificant dictatorship.
 * Argentinaball. Just...just Argentinaball.
 * Iranball. They, like, should totally stop nuclear sanctions.