Croatiaball

Croatiaball is a countryball in Europe at the crossroads of Central Europe, Southeast Europe, and the Mediterranean. He is in EUball,  NATOball and tries to remove kebab, but he has problems with Serbia, so he usually leaves them alone.

Croatia is ranked most beautiful European country in the world. The beautiful coastline on the Adriatic is a heaven for tourists, who give lots of money. Little do they know, Croatiaball feeds on souls of unsuspecting tourists.

Croatiaball can now into female leadership and Handball.

Croatia can into lemon (a Croatian lemon is called a “Cro Lemon”)

Early
Croats exist since the 7th century. In the begin of the 8th century he was Duchy of Croatiaball, whom  Republic of Veniceball titled "The Worst Duke of the Slavs" for his rampant piracy, warlike behavior, and for forcing the Venetians to pay him tribute. He is remembered fondly in Croatia as one of the most famous warlords. In 925 he became a stronk Kingdom.

Middle Ages
Croatiaball later used to be a stronk kingdom, but later joined with Hungaryball in a personal union, but after some weeks he wanted to leave because  Kingdom of Hungaryball and  Kingdom of Austriaball created a union and  Kingdom of Croatiaball (Habsburg) had no rights in  Austria-Hungaryball. 1913 he wanted to create Austria-Hungary-Croatiaball with Austria-Hungaryball, but never did because World War I started one year later.

Contemporary Period
Croatiaball was part of Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball. In 1941. Croatia became the Independent State of Croatiaball and a  Nazi Germanyball puppet.

Croatiaball removed some rakija (24,000 to 70,000 Serbs) in Jasenovac. Serbiaball was very angry because of it. After the war Croatiaball was once again part of  Yugoslaviaball but this time it was a socialist multi-ethnic state, with great Croat president Marshall Josip Broz Tito.

Croatiaball wanted to join EUball in 1995 after homeland war, but the other  EUball members said no. In 1999  Germanyball asked him to join  EUball and  NATOball, but  Croatiaball was still angry because they no wanted him in 1995, so he said no. Finally in 2013,  Croatiaball joined  EUball, so the economy can into fixings in 2013, and was welcomed by  Germanyball. Luckily, he doesn't beg him like Greeceball, asking him for some Euros.

Croatia joined NATOball during 2009 with  Albaniaball.

Homeland War
The Homeland War started in 1991 when Croatiaball wanted to leave  Yugoslaviaball, along with  Sloveniaball because great Marshall Josip Broz Tito was dead and  SR Serbiaball wanted to create a Greater Serbiaball but  SR Serbiaball didn't like that they declared independence so he attacked.

The Homeland War ended in 1995 with Operation Storm, when Serbian Krajinaball and  Serbs in Eastern Slavoniaball, Baranjaball and Western Syrmiaball got Stormed away, and  Croatiaball's victory for independence.

1991-1994
After the breakup of Yugoslaviaball,  Croatiaball found it self in a very hard position because  Serbiaball controlled more than 90% equipment of the former  Yugoslaviaball's army and was denied of help from others because of sanctions. The first to recognize his independence were Sloveniaball,  Germanyball and  Vaticanball. Croatiaball tried with all his might and thought to defend his clay and he successfully did but Serbiaball was more modern and stronger in numbers than him.

1995
Croatiaball regained its strength and it attacked Serbiaball and in 2 days regained back half of their territory and conquered half of  Bosnia-Herzegovinaball in  Operation Storm.

Brief moments in Croatian history

 * 7 century Croatian's make first country
 * Croatia become kingdom
 * Croatian golden age start


 * Croatia win Croatian-Bulgarian war
 * 1991 Croatia declare independence
 * 1995 Croatia win homeland war
 * 2009 Croatia join NATO
 * 2013 Croatia join EU

Family

 * [[File:Bosnia-icon.png]] Bosnia and Herzegovinaball - ( Croatian ) Yugoslavic and Illyrian brother


 * [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball - ( Satanic ) Yugoslavic brother


 * [[File:Montenegro-icon.png]] Montenegroball - ( Lazy and Sleepy Serb ) Yugoslavic brother


 * [[File:Slovenia-icon.png]] Sloveniaball - ( Non-Germanic ) Yugoslavic sister
 * USAball - ( Burger ) Brother-in-law who gibs me monies


 * [[File:Macedonia-icon.png]] Macedoniaball - ( Serbo-Bulgarian-Albanian ) and Yugoslavic brother


 * [[File:Bulgaria-icon.png]] Bulgariaball - ( Yogurt ) half brother and far Thraco-Illyrian Cousin


 * [[File:Albania-icon.png]] Albaniaball - far ( Turkish ) Illyrian cousin


 * [[File:Romania-icon.png]] Romaniaball far ( Gypsy ) Dacian-Illyrian Cousin
 * [[File:Hungary-icon.png]] Hungaryball Best Union Brother, comes to Vacation here alot

Relations
Croatiaball hates kebabs, nationalistic Serbiaball and  Chetnicksball and wants them all gone. Croatiaball is very strict and Catholic, but still removes kebab sometimes.

Friends

 * [[File:Albania-icon.png]] Albaniaball- Good friend and Illyrian bro! We are planning of making Illyria again.
 * [[File:Austria-icon.png]] Austriaball- Best near-neighbors, we also have close friendship because of our history together.
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball- First to recognize Croatia in 1991, keep gibbing moneys to our Gastarbeiter, plox, also is of cool tourist
 * Israelcube - Good friend. Sorry about 1941, was of [[File:Nazi-icon (hat).png]] Nazi Germanyball's idea, I swear.
 * [[File:Poland-icon.png]] Polandball-We are both Slavic and Catholic, long live Sveti Ivan Pavao
 * [[File:Ukraine-icon.png]] Ukraineball- Our Eastern brothers! We understand what you're going through right now. Yuo want our advice? "Storm" them away (Operation Storm).
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball- Let me into NATO in 2009 and helped me in 1995. Also my sister's husband. Pssst, do not mistaken Kolinda for Coco Austin, they are not the same person.
 * [[File:Vatican-icon.png]] Vaticanball- I await your orders, Holy Father
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball- Hope I win in your country for Fifa

Neutral

 * [[File:Bosnia-icon.png]] Bosnia and Herzegovinaball- Hang in there Hercegovina, we'll come for you.
 * [[File:Hungary-icon.png]] Hungaryball- Oppressed me for centuries, tried to steal Međimurjeball from me several times, but it was one of the first countries who recognized me and its food is delicious.
 * [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball- We are good friends but he can get annoying when he keeps saying I stole Istria... It was never yours, budalo!
 * [[File:Montenegro-icon.png]] Montenegroball- Yuo used to be [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball's bitch and you are very,VERY lazy but yuo can into independence now. Also, welcome to [[File:NATO-icon.png]] NATOball, little buddy...
 * [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball- My very weird and possibly schizophrenic neighbor who I hope we dont face each other in the finals of FIFA. I want no more trouble with you.
 * [[File:Slovenia-icon.png]] Sloveniaball- Frenemies. We are both good friends.
 * [[File:Turkey-icon.png]] Turkeyball - We had lots of fights long time ago. He was being very rage, but these days we are starting to be friends.  REMOVE KEBAB! 

Enemies

 * [[File:Yugoslavia-icon.png]] Yugoslaviaball- NE!!! Filthy communist, I will never be your slave again NEVER FORGET 1991!!!
 * [[File:Serbian Krajina-icon.png]] Serbian Krajinaball- Little bastard tried to break away from me. It didn't work!!!! NEVER FORGET Vukovar massacre!!!
 * [[File:Chetniks-icon.png]] Chetnicksball- EVIL SRPSKI TERRORIST!!!! GENOCIDAL MANIAC! UBIT ĆU TE!
 * [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISISball- REMOVE KEBAB TERRORIST!!!YUO WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ONE OF MY PEOPLE!!!

Quotes

 * "REMOVE KEBAB AND CHETNIKS!"
 * "BOKA KOTORSKA JE ZEMLJA HRVATSKA!"
 * "GDJE SI TI BIO 91.?"
 * "U BOJ,U BOJ ZA NAROD SVOJ!!"
 * "HERCEG-BOSNA JE NAŠA!"
 * "SPUSTILA SE GUSTA MAGLA IZNAD ZAGREBA!"
 * "BOG I HRVATI!"
 * "SRBE NA VRBE!"
 * "ZA DOM SPREMNI!"
 * "UBIJ, ZAKOLJI, DA SRBIN NE POSTOJI"
 * "JEBEM TI MATER!"
 * "EVO ZORE EVO DANA"
 * "MOJA ZEMLJA HRVATSKA!"
 * "RUŽOOOOOOO"
 * "JOŠ HRVATSKA NI PROPALA"
 * "USTANI BANE"

Handball relations
Franceball- Dirty cheater Denmarkball judges are for them

Denmarkball- Same as Franceball

Serbiaball- I let him to win in friendly games CAN'T INTO NIKOLA KARABATIĆ HAHA

Spainball- Arogant idiot that kick me out of semifinal

Links

 * FacebooBalkan Paradise.png page
 * Instagram

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