User blog:15804aaa/Total Gloabal Island Episode 1

Opening
Canada: Yo, Canada here live feom camp wawanakwa in muskoka ontario(Yes it ia a real place) where 22 campers will face eachother,bears and flies.

Yo! Canada here live from camp wawanakwa, in muskoka Ontario!(Yes, it is actually a real place) where 22 campers will compete for 100,000 Dollars they will face flies,bears and each other, here is the campire ceremony where every camper will all but one will recive a marshmallow. Who will be competing find out on total gloabal island!!!!!!

Theme song
Dear mom and dad I'm dying inside

You guys are on my mind

You aked me what I wanted to be

And the answer is plain to see

I wanna be polanball

Polandball ah ah Polandball Polandball

I wanna live close to the sun

Pack you bags cuase america's already won

Everything to prove nothing in my way

I'll get there one day

Cause I wanna be Polandball

Polandball ah ah Poland Ball Polandball

Polandball ah ah Polandball Polandball

Whisltes in tune.

Introducing the campers
Poland arrives on a boat.

Canada: And space guy is here.

Poland: What your mouth!

Canada: We don't have mouths idiot.

Ukraine arrives on a boat.

Canada: What is going on here this total GLOBAL island not total EUROPE island!

Ukraine: Where is the bathroom?

Canada: Up north.

Ukraine(Confessional): A camera? What kind of (Dolphin chirp) Idiot would put a camera in a (Dolphin chirp) Bathroom!!!!!!

Canada: It's more of a confessional outhouse.

Indonesia arrives on a boat and walks up to Poland.

Indonesia: Give me one good reason why you stole my flag idea.

Poland: It's just the rules of polandball idiot.

Indonesia: You wanna go.

Lithuania arrives on a boat.

Lithuania: Ugh, drama just started.

Canada: Yep.

Indonesia: Where's my glove so I can slap Poland with it.

Poland: Here are the polandball rules, Read them!!!!!!!!

Indonesia: The Polandball Flag must be upside down because Poland is upside down, WHO WRITES THIS STUFF!!!!!!!

Australia arrives on a boat.

Australia: Why is Polamd arguing with himself?

Canada: Look, bro I know you see upside down but you got to see right side up.

Sweden arrives on a boat.

Canada: Thw birthplace of Minecraft is here.

Indonesia: This place is going to the europeans.

Brazil areives on a boat.

Brazil: Ola.

Sweden: huh.

Brazil: That's portugese for hello.

North Korea arrives on a boat.

Canada: We should have some african countries here and some north american there is a reason why global is in the title.

Mexico arrives on a boat.

Canada: Hola Mexico.

Egypt arrives on a boat.

Canada: Camper number 10 is Egypt.

South Korea arrives on a boat.

Canada: Camper number 11 is South Korea.

South Korea: Cool, I hope I don't compete with.

Japan arrives on a boat.

South Korea: Japan.

Canada: These next ten are US States.

Michigan areives on a boat.

Canada: A speedboat?

Michigan: I am close to Ontario duh.

Georgia arrives on a boat.

Georgia: Hey guys.

Japan: I thought you said 10 campers are US States!!!!!

Georgia: I Am a US State you buffoon!!!!!!

Alabama arrives on a boat.

Alabama(Confessional): I am a huge fan of Total Drama that I have been watching every episode and I know every challenge.

Alaska arrives on a boat.

Ukraine: Hello, Eastern Russia.

AlaskaConfessional): Eastern Russia? Why would he call me that something seems sus about him.

Hawaii arrives with a surfboard.

Ukraine: Hey no fair! All of us arrived on a boat and Hawaii arrives on a surf board!!!!

Canada: State number 5 is here.

Texas arrives on a boat.

Texas: So this is muskoka huh? I hope I do not compete with.

California arrives on a boat.

Texas: California.

New York Arrives on a boat.

New York: What's not to love about new york city the cars honk honk in a new york diddy!

California: Wrong season.

Arizona Arrives on a boat.

Arizona: Hey guys. Why is Hawaii not talking?

Hawaii(Confessional): I found out that if I have to stay in the game longer I must not be in Contact with somebody.

Colorado arrives on a boat.

Colroado: Hey everyone!

Canada: And the last one is South Dakota!

South Dakota Arrives on a boat.

Canada: Now I wilk split you into 2 teams of 11.

Teams
Canada: On team A is Noth Korea,South Korea,South Dakota,Egypt,Brazil,Mexico,Alaska,Ukraine,Hawaii,Japan and Texas they are hereby called the Screaming Gophers!

Poland: Wait, then that means.

Canada: The rest of you are the Killer Bass. Go to the mess hall before the challenge.

USA: Listen up! I serve you food 3 times a day and you eatit 3 times a day!

Poland notices Colorado's food.

Poland: HOW COME EVERY US STATE HERE IS TREATED WITH RESPECT!!!!!!!!!

Canada: Get ready for your first challenge.

Georgia: I wonder what will happen.

Indonesia: It's our first challenge how hard can it be?

The screen pans over to them on a 1,000 foot high cliff.

Indonesia: Oh sh*t