North Koreaball

""North Koreaball, or  Communist Democratic People's Republic of Koreaball, is a controversial Juche East Asian country in Korean peninsula. It has little money and food and it's famous for its "glorious" leader and "amazing culture". He is Chinaball's little brother

Beside its claims to have nukes, it's technological backwater and, if it wasn't for its propaganda, it'd probably auto-collapse because of its dictatorship regime.

North Koreaball has a rocky relationship with its southern neighbor, South Koreaball since they both claim to be the only Korea, recognizing each other as an imposter. Japanball also doesn't think he is true Korea.

He claims he can into nuke, but he can't into nuke. One time he tried and got sanctioned by UNball.

He is not a Kebab, but he really likes Kebab Countries because they want to destroy USA and Israel.

North Koreaball has one the the largest militaries in the world, with over a million active personell. But he isn't very stronk because most of his equipment is very old, dating back to the Cold War era. He's the only country in the world to have Il-28 bombers in active service. Kim Jong Un's (the glorious leader of North Koreaball) half brother was killed recently and Malaysiaball has banned all North Koreans from his clay.

Currently he of testings nukes so much that his neighbour, Chinaball and enemies Japanball, South Koreaball and USAball had enough and want to end his nuke program. USAball is stepping into North Koreaball's clay which may result in big huge war that will endanger the world. (World War 3 imminent.)

History:
Korean history starts with various Asian dynasties but before World War II there were no "North Korea" or "South Korea". In 1945, Japanese Koreaball, a Fascist occupation of the Korean peninsula formerly part of Korean Empireball, was split into two different parts by Sovietball and USAball.

In 1948, North Koreaball made their government.

This division encouraged the Northern part of Korea to invade the Southern one, in 1950, starting the Korean War which de facto ended into a status quo, thanks to United States support to South Korea and Sino-Soviet support to North Korea. After war, North Korea made their own flag with Soviet Unionball gaved. One funny thing is Kim-Il-Sung(Kim-Jong-Un's grandfather) liked Korea flag(South Korea flag).

Since 1995, North Koreaball has to open up to external food aid and modernization in this country is below zero. As Communist block fell off, North Korea remained with less and less allies. Now he has been testing nukes like crazy. (and failing.)

Despite his own craziness, even he knows that Eritreaball is insane.

Relations :

 * Malaysiaball - YUO KILLED DEAR LEADER'S HALF BROTHER (but we set it up) ! 
 * Iranball - (Actually, he's a good guy) We have both want to destroy Capitalist PIG DOG and the Zionists, Wahhabis and Illuminatis have to defend ourselfs and remove USA and Israel and theyre Diabolic Plan. Also he is like me in the Middle East
 * Chinaball - YUO TRAITOR!! WE HAD RELATIONS AND YUOR DUMB MANDARIN DIM SUM ASS FUCKED IT UP!!!  FUCK FAKE COMMUNIST WIN YANG CHING CHUNG WHATEVER!!!  I HAVE NUKES! NUKES NUKES AND NUKES TO FUCK WHOLE WORLD UP!!!  YUO INCLUDED!!! AM NOT SILLY ANNOYING BALL.  YUO ARE SILLY ANNOYING PIECE OF SH-
 * Ceausescu - Where are you, old friend. I swear i'll revive you.
 * Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - Why must yuo suddenly die??? I HAD TO GO THRU 4 YEARS OF FAMINE BECAUSE OF IT!!! AND I WANT MY GIANT HOTEL FINISHED RIGHT NOW FOR MY PEOPLE TO SEE! but seriously though plz come back
 * Russiaball - WHO ARE YUO TO THINK YUO CAN MOCKING ME AND MAKING FUN OF LEADER??!!!! YUO KNOW WHAT I'LL DO? I'LL BLOW UP THE KREMLIN!!! AND I'LL RAPE ALL YUOR FEMALE SOLDIERS!!! AND I'LL DERAIL YUOR STUPID SAPSAN TRAINS AND SHOOT DOWN YUOR STUPID ANTONOV 225s AND REMOVE DASH CAMS AND BURN YUOR FLAGS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! 
 * South Koreaball - WORST KOREA! I AM REAL KOREA YUO ARE FAKE!I SEOUL 1950 IS OF BEST OF LIFE! 
 * USAball - CAPITALIST PIG BECAUSE OF YUO KOREA CANNOT REUNIFY YUO WILL FALL TO GLORIOUS KIM JONG UN MY NUKES CAN REACH TO AMERICAN SOIL!!!!! REMOVE BURGER!!! REMOVE IMPERIALIST DOG!
 * Philippinesball - HAHAHAHA! AS A PUPPY OF THAT PIG, YOU SURE ARE SUCH A COWARDLY IDIOT. YOUR GOVERNMENT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE, AND APPARENTLY YOU LEFT YOUR OWN DADDY JUST TO BE PROTECTED BY COMMUNISTS. KEEP HIDING, PUPPY! COWER IN FEAR!I
 * [[File:Cuba-icon.png]] Cubaball - Why you side with capitalist pigs?! YOU ARE NOT OF COMRADE TO ME ANY MORE!!!
 * Laosball - We are comrades, he can remove burger too.
 * Vietnamball - Kind of friends. They fellow comrades.
 * Japanball - Capitalist Pig! REMEMBER CONFRONT WOMAN! REMOVE ANIME!
 * Israelcube - You of Zionist PIG who wants to destroy the free World and even the West. Let Palestine be free and no Rothschild Illuminati Satanist Banking in our Country..
 * Bulgariaball - YUO ARE MY WORSTEST ENEMY EVER IN WHOLE GALAXY! BULGARIA IS NOW NORTH KOREA FOREVER!!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE AND DECLARE INDEPENDENCE AND FREEDOM FOREVER!!! NOT EVEN BEING VASSIL! I WILL KILL YOU!!! WE WILL DESTROY YOU TO MY CLAY. BAD IMPERIALIST WHORE! ! REMEMBER THE COMFORT WOMEN! WORST HUMAN RIGHTS!!! FUCK YOU!!! YOU ARE OF BAD GLAY YOU HAVE BAD RLIGOI!!!    I WILL OF GETTINGS RID OF YOU!  YUO WILL INTO ANSCHLUSS WITH ME! I WILL BE AGGRESIVE,KILLER,LORD OF DESTRCTION!!!  SHIPKA PASS MONUMENT,RILSKI MANASTIR,VITOSHA MOUTAIN TOO!!! IF YUO DON'T HEAR ME I WILL OF MAKING NUKES TO DESTROY STRAIGHT YUO!!!
 * Portugalball - 7-0 NEVER FORGET!
 * Eritreaball - These guys are like us but... well... Ok we will admit we are truly psychotic but even we find him scary
 * ISISball - We both hate U.S.A.ball but dear leader and god Kim Jong-Un forbid these guys get what they want. We simply cant' be of friends because they are of worse then Eritreaball (though we like that he attacks capitalist pigs But still).
 * [[File:Sentinelese-icon.png]]Sentineleseball - He is isolated like me, he spears anyone who comes near his island, this means he removes Burger and Fake Korea, so he is alright of a fellow.
 * [[File:Turkmen-icon.png]]Turkmenistanball - We have similar personalities
 * [[File:Kiribati-icon.png]] Kiribatiball,[[File:Bhutan-icon.png]] Bhutanball, and [[File:Pitcairn Islands-icon.png]] Pitcairn - Isolated like me!
 * Please unblock Border :(
 * Please unblock Border :(

Quotes

 * Juche Juche
 * Haeck!!!!
 * Nuclear
 * Chinaehanun Gimjonguen Jangunnim Manse: Hail for the General Gimjonguen.

How to draw
Draw North Koreaball is somewhat difficult:
 * 1) Draw the basic circle shape and color it red
 * 2) Draw two horizontal white lines in it and color the central part of blue
 * 3) After this, draw a white inner circle in the blue part and draw a red star inside it
 * 4) Draw the eyes and you've done

Gallery
Corea del Norteball Sjeverna Korejaball Corea del Nordball 북한공 Coreia do Norteball Северная Корея