Turkeyball

Turkeyball is a countryball located between Anatolia, Asia, East Thrace and Middle East. Turkeyball is often depicted as male. He is the brother of Azerbaijanball. A referee between Europeans and Muslim countries. Hates when people call all Muslims as Kebab. He gives the reason Turkballs being kebab (Azerbaijanball, TRNCBall etc.). He, along with other Turkballs have the goal of forming Turan, which is the EU of nations which uses the languages in the Ural-Altaic language family which expands the union to even Estonia, Finland and Hungary, the Koreaballs and of course, Mongoliaball. To create glorious Turanball, Armeniaball, Georgiaball and Russiaball must be neutralized, a goal Turkeyball hopes to be achieving one day. Turkeyball secretly envies Iranball about his missiles and overall power in the Middle East but distances himself away from him. He holds a hatred for Iranball because of the actions of Iranball in the Karabakh conflict.

Turkeyball is often referred as "aggressive, quick-tempered and noisy" because of his actions towards many countryballs. It is shown that he has a soft side and fondness towards those who compliment about his war history.

Turkeyball tends to get nationalist so very fast and this is why he often jumps into arguments about the past. This can be seen in everything he says about Kurdistanball.

Turkeyball is not into EU but still has cities in Europe such as Edirne, Kırklareli, Tekirdağ. Because of this he has a trademark quote "Feels good to be European!".

Family

 * Father: Ottomanball
 * Grandfather: Seljukball
 * Great great grandfather: Gokturkball
 * Brothers: Azerbaijanball, Kazakhbrick, Kyrgyzstanball, Turkmenistanball, Uzbekball
 * Son: TRNC

Relations with other countryballs

 * Azerbaijanball: Best friends. They call each other "kardeşim" (qardaşım in Azerbaijani) which means "my brother".
 * South Koreaball: they see of like friend, even though South Koreaball forgets the name sometimes (LONG STORY).
 * Australiaball and New Zealandball: Have got good relations over mutual hatred of UKball.
 * TRNCball: Best Cyprus and glorious son! Turkeyball is the mentor and proud father of TRNCball.


 * Germanyball: Germanyball sometimes spies on him but Turkeyball doesn't seem to mind.
 * Kazakhstanbrick, Krygyzstanball, Turkmenistanball, Uzbekistanball: They are from the same family so they are kebab too.
 * Bosniaball: They had (and having) some similiar problems *cough*Serbiaball*cough* and both had serious mining accidents in the same year. This makes both countryballs sympathise each other and thus, forming a friendship. Bosniaball sometimes starts conflicts about how Ottomanball enslaved them but Turkeyball doesn't seem to say anything about
 * Syriaball: Turkey has a huge problem with the Syrian immigrants (nearly 3 million of them!) but he seems to let them in whatever the consequences may be.


 * Greeceball: A love-hate relationship. The bread and butter of many comic strips is the rivalry between these two, specifically the Greco-Turkish Internet War. Both countryballs are the first to help each other when something bad happens to one of them, an example to this is the Gölcük Earthquake in 1999 in which Greeceball helped Turkeyball recover from it. Let's just hope Turkeyball will help Greeceball with his poor economy.
 * Armeniaball: Both are bitter rivals because of the so-called Armenian Genocide in 1915. Turkeyball picks on Armeniaball when Armeniaball isn't demanding something from him or the other Caucasian countryballs.
 * Serbiaball: The main "Kebab Remover" enemy of Turkeyball. Serbiaball is Turkeyball's biggest enemy even though Turkeyball doesn't give a flying f*ck and ignores him . The accordion, anything about Ottomanball and their trademark words from their respective languages' slang are the main weapons of their arguments in the comics.
 * Kurdistanball: Who? Oh, that separatist.Turkeyball has had enough of Kurdistanball and will seize any opportunity to crack the skull of the separatist.
 * Cyprusball: Turkeyball invaded and took almost half of it's clay to told TRNCball which only Turkeyball recognises and now bullies Cyprusball to no end and saying "we do not recognise you".
 * Chinaball: Turkeyball sees Chinaball as an evildoer who eats things that give people nightmares. He also hates Chinaball because of the whole East Turkestan conflict. The hate grows further as Turkeyball accuses Chinaball of being too poor to actually make durable products (and calls Chinaball names such as "çekirge götü" which means that Chinaball has a face that resembles the buttocks of a cricket.).
 * Israelcube: One of first nations to recognize him, good friends. Tensions in 2009, but relations are once again warming up again, even if Turkeyball recognizes Palestineball. Also gibs oil to Israelcube.

Quotes

 * "Lan" - is a slang word that you can use after a sentence. to represent anger. It is used to call on people too.
 * "Amk" - is short version of Amına koyayım or Amına koduğum(un) which means Fuck you and Fucking (off).
 * "OÇ" - is short version of Orospu çocuğu which means son of a bitch.
 * "Hassiktir!" - used in the places of "WTF!"
 * "sg" - is short version of Siktir git which means Fuck off.
 *  ADSLJKŞEWJGVŞQEQKEŞJGVQEŞKJGA  - turkish version of "HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE" 

Gallery

 * Turkey, Hindi & Rumi
 * 100 Years of Rumbling

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