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TIME TO FUCKING SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL

Taxation is actually a subspecies of papaya, native to the Chernobyl region. They are generally larger, more radioactive, and contain up to 1000 times more radium than other papayas.

I've eaten one, and they actually taste good, once you get used to slowly dying from radiation sickness.