British Empireball

The  British Empireball was a form of the UKball as an empireball. He likes to take over every country. The British Empire has invaded 75% 90% of all countries on  Earthball.

History
The foundations of British Empireball were laid when Kingdom of Englandball and  Kingdom of Scotlandball were seperate kingdomballs. In 1496, King Henry VII of Englandball, following the success of  Spanish Empireball and  Portugese Empireball in overseas exploration, commisioned John Cabot to lead a voyage to discover a route to Asia via the North Atlantic. Five years later after the European Discovery of America, but he made landfall on the coast of Newfoundlandball, and, mistakenly beliving that he had reached Asia, there was no attempt to found a colony. Cabot led another voyage to the Americas the following year but nothing was ever heard of his ships again. After  Scotlandball went almost bankrupt after trying to establish a colony in  Panamaball's clay,  Englandball offered  Scotlandball a union and created the Kingdom of Great Britain.Throughout the ages, more colonies were established, One of the most famous one's being Jamestownball (Virginia), or the lost colonoy of  Roanoke Colonyball. One of his most prized possesions was USAball who at the time was kown as  Thirteen Coloniesball. Unfortonitly for the Crown, Thirteen Coloniesball would revolt, and Britan would lose the colony. Britan also had colonies in North Amarica, and British Australiaball, but later made a colony in  Indiaball, (who was named  British Rajball or   British India at the time)  British Rajball Brought   the crown tea, and the crown loved it. British Empireball made more and more colonies in Asia, such as British Hong Kongball,  British Tringapore,  British Malayaball, and  British Ceylonball. He only made colonies where he could get good things, for example, he had a lot of colonies in the Caribbean, because he could get sugar in those places that can increase his economy, while only having a few in South and Central America, because the land didn't bring Britian many good things that attracted him to build more colonies. He later made even more colonies in  Africa. He got what he wanted in the Scramble for Africa, but then the colonies fought to end British rule. Revolution after revolution, Britan lost most of his colonies until he had nothing more than an island in South America, who fights with  Argentinaball over his other  colony. The British empire supposedly ended in 1922 when Irelandball gained Independence, but he actually didn't, since he still had colonies outside of Europe. In 1941, the Japanese Empire kidnapped British Hong Kongball, British Tringapore,  British Malayaball and more, which triggered the British. 4 years later, they surrendered and the empire once again control his colonies again. On 1997, the empire died when Hong Kongball was stolen taken by  Chinaball, who claimed it to be a "handover" Though the empire has supposedly died, the sun will rise again on the British Empire when the UK successfully gain full control of Hong Kong.

He used to own:

 * Basutolandball
 * Bechuanalandball
 * British Australiaball
 * British Americaball
 * British Antiguaball
 * British Barbadosball
 * British North Borneoball
 * British Burmaball
 * British Canadaball
 * British Cameroonsball
 * British Cyprusball
 * British Dominicaball
 * British East Africaball
 * British Jamaicaball
 * British Kenyaball
 * British Kuwaitball
 * British Palestinecube
 * British Nigeriaball
 * British Gambiaball
 * British Gold Coastball
 * British Guyanaball
 * British Fijiball
 * British Transjordanball
 * British Hong Kongball
 * British Tanganyikaball
 * British Trinidad and Tobagoball
 * British Tringapore
 * British Swazilandball
 * British Sumatraball
 * British Rajball
 * British Hondurasball
 * British Rhodesiaball
 * British South West Africaball
 * British Malayaball
 * British Maltaball
 * British Mauritiusball
 * British Iraqball
 * British Ugandaball
 * British Zanzibarball
 * Muscat and Omanball
 * Southern Rhodesiaball
 * Sultanate of Egyptball
 * Trucial Statesball
 * Northern Rhodesiaball
 * Nyasalandball
 * Union of South Africaball
 * Thirteen Coloniesball
 * Zulu Kingdomball

Present day:

 * Australiaball
 * Bahamasball
 * Bahrainball
 * Bangladeshball
 * Barbadosball
 * Bermudatriangle
 * Belizeball
 * Botswanaball
 * Bruneiball
 * Cameroonball (English speaking clays only)
 * Canadaball
 * Cyprusball
 * Dominicaball
 * Egyptball
 * eSwatiniball
 * Fijiball
 * Gambiaball
 * Ghanaball
 * Gibraltarball
 * Grenadaball
 * Guyanaball
 * Hong Kongball
 * Indiaball
 * Iraqball
 * Irelandball
 * Isle of Manball
 * Israelcube
 * Jamaicaball
 * Jordanball
 * Kenyaball
 * Kiribatiball
 * Kuwaitball
 * Lesothoball
 * Malawiball
 * Malaysiaball
 * Maldivesball
 * Mauritiusball
 * Maltaball
 * Marshall Islandsball
 * Myanmarball
 * Namibiaball
 * Nauruball
 * New Zealandball
 * Nigeriaball
 * Omanball
 * Pakistanball
 * Palestineball
 * Papua New Guineaball
 * Qatarball
 * Saint Helenaball, Ascensionball and Tristan da Cunhaball
 * Saint Kitts and Nevisball
 * Saint Luciaball
 * Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball
 * Samoaball
 * Seychellesball
 * Sierra Leoneball
 * Solomon Islandsball
 * Somalilandball
 * South Africaball
 * Sri Lankaball
 * South Sudanball
 * South Yemenball who is now a part of Yemenball
 * Sudanball
 * Seychellesball
 * Tanzaniaball
 * Tongaball
 * Tringapore
 * Trinidad and Tobagoball
 * Tuvaluball
 * UAEball
 * UKball
 * USAball (Just only these thirteen states)
 * Ugandaball
 * Vanuatuball
 * Weihaiball
 * Zambiaball
 * Zimbabweball

And some colonies that are now part of these countries:

 * Chinaball
 * Indonesiaball

His colonies:

 * USAball - He was well....our relationship is complicated. He's a good son, but our dear  family are concerned. With all that Fast food and his health, he seems like he's finished very soon...
 * Australiaball - One of my most loyal sons! He was kinda crazy about that those bird stuff.
 * Bahamasball - A very good vacation spot! The riches of me go there for vacation
 * Bangladeshball - He used to be part of British Rajball.
 * Barbadosball : Atlantis are relaxings
 * Bermudatriangle - You are still mine. Also good vacation spot like  him! But too many missing ships and airplanes.
 * Belizeball - His name is British Hondurasball, and he is definately NOT that stupid  name stealer who was owned by  Spanish Empireball
 * Botswanaball - One of the most developed African nations. You and Kenyaball are my favorite African songs since you both behave and protect wildlife!
 * Bruneiball - A part of British Malayaball
 * Cameroonball - A Central African son! Can you keep your crazy neighbors calm please?
 * Canadaball - VERY loyal son, most likley the most loyal. He's also good at Ice Hockey.
 * Cyprusball - Take out that  fake Turkish puppet!
 * Dominicaball - Not that Spanish Suger Suppliar
 * Egyptball - HOW DARE YOU BREAK MY OWNERSHIP OF THE CANAL AND STOP PROTESTING YOU UNGREATFUL BASTARD! Other than that, he gives me plenty of historic Egyptian materials so I can put into museums.
 * eSwatiniball - A part of Union of South Africaball
 * Falklandsball - I will always defend you from that  Argentinaball.
 * Fijiball - My favorite water source!
 * Gambiaball - little Chileball
 * Ghanaball - I am sorry for enslaving you and nice flag you got their...but stop fighting with my Rich Formal slave about who's rice is better!
 * Gibraltarball - Son in europe. Remember, you are mine, not  hers !
 * Grenadaball - Vacation
 * Guyanaball Whut? I need a South American colony.
 * Hong Kongball - One of my best colonies. He was the most developed British Territory until China him from me which killed me
 * Indiaball - STOP REBELLING!!! STOP CLAIMING IM A RACIST YOU JERK! Otherwise, he is my crown jewel in tea
 * Israelcube - I adopted him during ww2 so jews can have a safe place.
 * Jamaicaball - Good colony. But stop smoking weed and get high!
 * Kenyaball - I like your safaris. Can you be a tourist? Your one of my favorite African sons!
 * Kiribatiball - Vacation!! But please don't sink!
 * Lesothoball - South African son that FOLLOWS THE QUEEN LETS GO!!
 * Malawiball - Why did I colonize you..Oh YEAH!! I thought you had resources. Please stop it with the floods!
 * Malaysiaball - Another Asian son! But stop bullying My mad son
 * Maldivesball - Noo your sinking!!! But yeah you are one of my most favourite vacation locations.
 * Mauritiusball - African Vacation
 * Maltaball - My European Arabic daughter! I like your Medival architecture!
 * Marshall Islandsball Aren't you a part of My son?
 * Namibiaball Aren't you a part of Germanyball?
 * Nauruball Pacific Island Vacation
 * New Zealandball - One of my youngest children, and she is also a very successful country. I always confuse her with  Australiaball
 * Nigeriaball - Sorry for Enslaving you in the past. He has a cool culture. But stop fighting with My other formal colonial slave about who's rice is better!
 * - Pakistanball  REMOVE KEBAB REMOVE KEBAB!  He also rebelled with Curry Agressor but he was a capitalist so that's good!
 * Papua New Guineaball - I like your birds! Gib some
 * Saint Helenaball, Ascensionball and Tristan da Cunhaball
 * Saint Kitts and Nevisball -  ALEXANDER HAMILTONS BIRTHPLACE REEEEEEMOOOOVVVEEE  nice Island who is a good vacation place and investment
 * Saint Luciaball - Same with Saint Kitts and Nevis
 * Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball - Same with Saint lucia
 * Samoaball - Same with Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
 * Seychellesball - NICE HDI YOU GOT THERE! Same with Samoa
 * Sierra Leoneball -  Your name looks like a french perfume brand!   Also former west African Colonial slave. Sorry
 * Tringapore - GIVE MONEY PLOX. He and his twin Milk tea give lots of money and are very successful! Thank you!
 * Solomon Islandsball - Island which is a nice vacation and investment
 * South Africaball - I AM SORRY FOR WHAT I DONE OK??? I like Nelson Mandela! Also, give me diamonds, please!
 * Somalilandball - I adopted him during ww1 when his papa was a menance.
 * Sri Lanka - Historical architecture you got there? Like Pyraminds and Semi Pyraminds I need to make museums on your clay!
 * Sudanball - Thanks for the semi pyramids and actually being loyal to me unlike your cruel brother
 * Tanzaniaball - Nice safaris but stop poaching and killing Albinos, please!
 * Tongaball - Another vacation
 * Trinidad and Tobagoball - Yet another vacation
 * Tuvaluball - I can Relax forever
 * Ugandaball - Stop killing gays! Another former colonial slave in the east. Ok, I am sorry! I don't even know why I had you! You scare me!
 * Vanuatuball - Yay another vacation island But stop it with the natural storms
 * Zambiaball - GIVE ME DIAMONDS and I like your resources!                       ====

Political Friends

 * First French Empireball-You were a real dog during those wars we had, but I forgive you... We became allies in World War I and World War II.

Enemies

 * CSAball We were good friends actually, I bought cotton from him, we shared the same Anthem that was next to Bonnie Blue Flag and Dixie, I wanted to help him out, but he had slavery and I was only going to help him if he ended slavery, but he did not, and I did not wanna help a slave lover.

BIGGEST ENEMIES

 * Kingdom Of Franceball - OOOOOOH I HATE YOU SO MUCH
 * Argentinaball - FALKLANDS IS MINE U NAZI SUPPORTER!!!!!
 * Nazi Germanyball - OH HELL TO THE NO NO NO! YOU'LL PAY FOR EVERY FUCKING SIN!
 * Chinaball - YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR MY END!!!!


 * Japanese Empireball - why you Anschluss my son!! Thank God YOU!! Already Died Nuked by My son and all MY colonies in Southeast asia is Mine!! not you!! At least u did get thew krauts Colonies in WW1...