SPQRball

"Is time for Pax Romania!"

- SPQRball

SPQRball is the mightiest empire of the world (u mad mongol?). They speak Latin and are natural enemies of Germans, Gauls, Ancient Greeks, Jews, and Carthaginians. They have had a stronk, stable army and are were ready to fight.

Before SPQRball
'''At first, before romans, 2balls inhabited the region and developed into the italic tribes. At a point, Ancient Greeceballs settled in Sicily and the southern Italian boot. This was a turning point that started western civilization. Ancient Greeceballs also traded with the Phoenicianballs. One of the major Italic tribeballs were the Latinballs.'''

The Roman Kingdom and Republic
'''One day, The Latinballs established the city of Rome along the Tiber river and started the Roman Kingdomball in what is now modern day west-central Italyball. The Etruscanballs came first but rivals with the new Romanballs. At a point, in 509 BC, the Romans didn't trust kings, and replaced their kingdom with a republic, probably the first of it's kind nope, Athens or some Indian confederacy take that title. Later, the Romanballs kicked the Etruscanballs and expanded all across the Italian peninsula, establishing architecture and even kicking the Greekballs in the south! The Romanballs had so many military campaign, kicking the Gaulballs (now that area is known as Franceball), beating and stopping Carthageball from spreading, and ultimately conquering the Ancient Greek City-Stateballs. Once Greece was conquered, The SPQRball renamed and stole borrowed the Greek Gods and added it to his religion, translated their myths, and stealing borrowing their legendary architecture and art (columns, temple, arches, sculptures, theaters, etc.).'''

Death
'''SPQRball dies of invading Germans. His allies tried to help, but can't do much. He dies at the hands of Germans, Huns, and rebels. His eastern mate becomes Byzantineball and exists well into the 15th century.'''

Friends

 * Ancient Greeceball: Ego favorite homosexual rape slave inspiration for everything from philosophy to art
 * Ancient Egyptball (partially)
 * Bosporan Kingdomball
 * Ancient Armeniaball
 * USAball: though almost never met, he let him stay in his South Carolinaball

Enemies

 * Germans
 * Gauls
 * Caucasus Iberians
 * Carthaginians
 * Israelites
 * Celtic tribes
 * Persians
 * Dacians
 * and many other barbarians.

Army
'''SPQRball has a great army. Made up of Gaulball and SPQRballs, the SQPRball's army is a force not to be messed with. The army is armed with a red, rectangular shield, a silver, metal helmet (optional) and a sword or spear. They fight in groups and formations. There is one Centurion in the group, and MUST wear a silver, metal helmet with a red horsehair plume.'''

How to draw?

 * 1) Draw a circle filled with this red 
 * 2) Draw S•P•Q•R in the middle using gold letters 
 * 3) Draw eyes and you're finished
 * 4) Recommended, but not necessary, draw a galea

FAQ about SPQRball
'''Wait, so Germany conquers him? Yes, but not the present Germanyball. Only ancient Germany barbarians does.'''

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