Bosnia and Herzegovinaball

Bosnia and Herzegovinaball, is a Slavic country in Balkan Peninsula, which is in southeastern Europe. He is bordered by Croatiaball to the North and West, the Mediterranean to the South,  Serbiaball to the East,  Montenegroball to the South and Southeast, and is located just north across the Mediterranean from  Italyball. The country is divided into two separate entities, being the Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovinaball, and  Republika Srpskaball, giving him a total area of 19,741 square miles, making him the 125th largest country in the world. As of 2018, he has a population of about 3.502 million inhabitants.

History
Bosnia has a history full of wars and conflicts (you know how the Balkans go....)

At first, his father Kingdom of Bosniaball was hiding in the mountains and nobody couldn't find him, so he created his kingdom and his own religion called "Church of Bosnia" (a.k.a. Bogomil) because  Catholics and  Orthodox were too boring. Later, Ottomanball found where he lives and became an adoptive father to his little son, Bosniaball. Then he made him half kebab. After that Austria-Hungaryball took Bosniaball from  Ottoman Empireball, he became his second adoptive father, but that made  Serbiaball angry so he started WWI. During WWII he was part of Independent State of Croatiaball. At the end Bosniaball was anchlussed by  Yugoslaviaball, but finally escaped together with  Croatiaball,  Sloveniaball and  Macedoniaball.

1992
In 1992, his brother Serbiaball ( SR Serbiaball at the time) and his son  Republic Srpskaball started hating him because he could into independence. His  brother used dad's army, and supplied his  son with weapons. When he became independent on March 1st, Republic Srpskaball barricaded  Sarajevoball. Him and his son quickly started getting involved in street fighting. He had his paramilitary, the Zelene Beretke, and Republic Srpskaball had his own paramilitaries. On the 4th of April, they invaded Bijeljinaball and conquered it. Later, on the 9th of April they invaded Zvornik and conquered it. On the 5th of April they started shelling Sarajevoball. The territory that Republic Srpskaball occupied created a Bosniak enclave which contained towns such as: Goražde, Foča, Srebrenicaball and Žepa. Foča was conquered on the 28th of April. On the 2nd of May, Serbiaball and  Republic Srpskaball started conquering  Sarajevoball. In October, he started a conflict against Croatiaball and his son  Herzeg-Bosniaball. His son started conquering his clay, and his brother supplied him with weapons. Bosniaball was in a bad situation, but luckily with good strategy and shipments from NATOball and  Iranball,  Bosniaball won the war. Serbiaball retired from the war after losing.

1993
In early January, UNball made a plan on how to partition his clay into ethnic divisions. Everyone accepted the agreement (Croatiaball, Herzeg-Bosniaball,  Bosnia and Herzegovinaball,  Republic Srpskaball and  Serbia and Montenegroball). However, when Republic Srpskaball returned home in Pale, he changed his mind, although his dad told him to accept it. Herzeg-Bosniaball started hurting me a lot. My own son betrayed me by cooperating with Republic Srpskaball and  Herzeg-Bosniaball. My son was AP Western Bosniaball. NATOball and Iranball helped him by fighting  Republic Srpskaball in the operation Deny Flight.

1994
Croatiaball and his son made peace with him by signing the Washington Agreement. When they made peace, they made their own federation ( Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovinaball) and we could now be focused on removing Republic Srpskaball. Denmarkball helped me with the operation Bøllebank and removed

Republic Srpskaball around Tuzlaball. He removed his son, and Republic Srpskaball wanted to reanimate him, but he was interrupted by him and  Croatiaball in 1995 by the operation Storm.

1995
He and Croatiaball removed  Republic Srpskaball from western Bosnia. Republic Srpskaball conquered Žepa and Srebrenicaball and commited a genocide against him there. After that, NATOball started bombarding  Republic Srpskaball. He then conquered many towns in Bosnian Krajina. Then everyone started negotiating and the Dayton Agreement became a success and peace was brought back into his clay.

Climate of Clay
According to the CIA World Factbook, Bosnia and Herzegovinaball can into hot summers and cold winters (Isn't that what the seasons are meant to be?) Though, here's were things get interesting:

Bosnia and Herzegovinaball is primarly located on the Dinaric Alps (they're Dinaric, not to be confused with ordinary European alps like the ones along the border between   Austriaball,  Switzerlandball, and Italyball). Now, there's nothing weird about them except that they just happen to be on the way for the colder winds from the north and the warmer winds from the south (somehow, they never meet up in same time, so there are no tornadoes, which is good). But this unique trait leaves Bosniaball with some very unique (and frustrating) issues, for instance:

When Bosniaball is expecting New Year and winter holidays, Sirocco wind (or as Bosnians call it, jugo) anschlusses him from behind and melts all the snow down, leaving  Bosnia with spring-like weather in middle of January. Yet on another hand, in April and May, which is Bosnia and Herzegovinaball's favorite time for some roštilj and pečenje (it's like BBQ), north winds burst the place with bunch of snow, rain and cold weather, leaving  Bosniaball to do all of its cooking at home. Oh and we're not finished yet, just to make things even more confusing, literally, over a night, the weather changes from -8 to +28 degrees on Celsius scale starting a long, unbearably hot summer, which often doesn't want to go until early October. It can be noted that Bosnia and Herzegovinaball shares a similar weather problem with  Canadaball, which kinda makes them understand each other a little bit better.

Religion
Nowadays he is formed by three separate (kinda) entities: Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovinaball,  Republika Srpskaball and  Brčko Districtball. Although he is often referred as fully halal countryball, 31% of people are  Orthodox and 15%  Catholic. Bosniaball is 51% kebab, up from 42 percent in 1998 (retake  kebab clay!).

Other Stuff

 * Bosnia and Herzegovinaball has minerals such as coal, iron ore and nickel.


 * Serbiaball doesn't agree to the clay boundaries and wants more clay.


 * Bosnia and Herzegovinaball has 24 airports, and still can't into space.


 * Of worst insult to [[File:Bosnia-icon.png]] Bosnia and Herzegovinaball is naming cheese pie as burek. Burek being only with meat.


 * Bosnia and Herzegovinaball has of only primeval forest in Europe, Perućica.


 * Due to their durability, [[File:Bosnia-icon.png]] Bosnia and Herzegovinaball is a huge fan of Volkswagens, as they make around 1/3 out of its entire car population.


 * Also, it should be noted that at one point of its history (1984 to be precise) [[File:Bosnia-icon.png]] Bosnia and Herzegovinaball's captial, Sarajevoball hosted Winter Olympic Games.

Relationships
Every neighbor loves Bosnia and Herzegovinaball because they make great ćevapi and burek, except  Serbiaball (they love their food tho). Serbiaball wants to remove his own brother because he is half kebab.

Friends

 * [[File:Albania-icon.png]] Albaniaball - Good muslim friend! But my burek is of better!!
 * [[File:Austria-icon.png]] Austriaball - Adoptive pappi, of best countryball there ever be. Austriae est imperare orbi universo! and I will help
 * [[File:Poland-icon.png]] Polandball - Happy 100th birthday moja mila!
 * [[File:Brazil-icon.png]] Brazilball - We don't have of much relations,but he not want to remove kebab, and he is an excellent provider of coffee and both of we love football and dancing!
 * [[File:Bulgaria-icon.png]] Bulgariaball - First to recognize me as an independent country! Also we have overall good relations also because he is not so crazy like my other brothers in the Balkans.
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball - He's of very friendly, also, an excellent provider of jobs.
 * [[File:Denmark-icon.png]] Denmarkball - He of helpings me remove [[File:Bosnia-icon.png]] Republic Srpskaball back in 1994. He of also accepted 20,000 refugees.
 * [[File:EU-icon.png]] EUball - Gib moniez pl0x. Also, I might of joinings his group.
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball - Friends cause he has lots of money. He good investor and he of father to [[File:Bosnia-icon.png]] EUball.
 * [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball and [[File:San Marino-icon.png]] San Marinoball - Favoritings of my middle school sightseeing!
 * [[File:Japan-icon.png]] Japanball -  He said I can into kawaii!  He gibs of many bus and is of very good tourist and friend.
 * [[File:Malaysia-icon.png]] Malaysiaball - A lot of my engineer student of going there. Also during the war, he and [[File:USA-icon.png]]USA with help of [[File:NATO-icon.png]] NATO and [[File:UN-icon.png]] UN to defend me against [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbia with their [[File:Chetniks-icon.png]]Chetniks and [[File:Srpska Republic-icon.png]] Srpska shitfacks.


 * [[File:Slovenia-icon.png]] Sloveniaball - My friend who suffers from foreign kid complex The richest sister, helps me out.
 * [[File:Croatia-icon.png]] Croatiaball - Friend with beach. He won 2nd place in World Cup and I'm proud of him. You can tour on my land freely and do whatever you like bro! As long as you get rid of that Serbian.
 * [[File:Turkey-icon.png]] Turkeyball - Had bad times before, but good friend who helps me at my bad times. Also, he helping me long time ago.IF SOMEONE SAYS BALKAN HATES TURKEY I WILL COME AND SAY NOPE
 * [[File:Yugoslavia-icon (soldier).png]] Yugoslaviaball - My Daddy. I miss you!(Cries)
 * Serbiaball - We had our conflicts, and now he is of better! He likes my food and my jokes but that doesn't mean he can have SRPSKA!

Neutral

 * [[File:Finland-icon.png]] Finlandball- Nordijski Mađar, marš budalo! He of really mysterious, hard working but I don't like him. He of Hungary's brother.
 * [[File:Hungary-icon.png]] Hungaryball- My step [[File:Austria-icon.png]]dad's best friends, we do manage to retain some sort of a neutral friendship ([[File:Budapest-icon.png]] Budapestball is beautiful, gib more Wizzair tickets plox!). Also, hats off for 1956, that took some balls.
 * [[File:Kosovo-icon.png]] Kosovoball - Sorry I cannot recognize you as part of Albania. Also: You of stealings my flag.
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball -Thanks for having [[File:NATO-icon.png]] NATOball bomb brother! But why didn't you send the [[File:UN-icon.png]] UNball before I was being attacked by [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball? Things could of been less messy.
 * [[File:Independent State of Croatia-icon.png]] Ustashas - I was praised by them because I owned the religion that "keeps true the blood of Croats." But he seems kind that chaotic even though he allowed Muslims to have their priveliges.

Enemies

 * [[File:Belgium-icon.png]] Belgiumball (in Football) - REMOVE WAFFLE! "FRENCH" FRIES ARE FRENCH! REMOVE STEVEN UNIVERSE! WORST ADVERSARY IN FOOTBALL! REMEMBER 2017?? IT WILL FUCK WITH THIS RESULT (4-3) OF SHIT, DANGER AND FALSE DUTCH! But, he help me to defend kebab...
 * [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISISball - He of very strange madafaka that wants to take my clay. He of hurtings me a few times, and should of dyings. Real [[File:Islam-icon.png]] muslims are not of extremists.
 * [[File:Srpska Republic-icon.png]] Republic Srpskaball -  HE REMOVE ĆEVAP AND KEBAB  He of havings war with me in 1992-1995. Is of Bosnian War. He of still pain in ass and my cancer but at least of not fightings me. He of [[File:Serbia-icon.png]]


 * [[File:Tokelau-icon.png]] Tokelauball -  SMELLY FLAG STEALER  You also of stealings my flag.
 * Serbia and Montenegroball- I'm glad you're dead, you were horrible. Never forget 1992
 * WHITE NATIONALIST: JEBATI TE! YOU FUCK OFF FROM MY LAND! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ATTACK ANYMORE MOSQUES AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO CANADA AND NEW ZEALAND!

How to draw
Drawing Bosnia and Herzegovinaball is moderately simple.
 * 1) Draw a basic circle with blue
 * 2) Draw a yellow triangle
 * 3) Draw white stars next to yellow triangle
 * 4) Add eyes and your done!

Links

 * Facebook Page
 * instagram page

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