Croatiaball

"Hrvatska druga u svijetu."

- Croatiaball

 is a fascist, tourism money snatcher Southern European countryball located in the Balkans in the crossroads of Central Europe, Southeast Europe, and the Mediterranean. He is bordered by to the north, east, and south (Due to the fact that his clay surrounds Bosniaball's) along with the Mediterranean Sea in the south,  to the northeast,  to the northwest, and  to the north, along with the tiny strip of land in the southeast that they have with. The countryball is divided into 20 countyballs, including the capital Zagrebball located in the northwestern part of the countryball, giving him a total area of 21,851 square miles, making him the 127th largest countryball in the world. As of 2018, he maintains a population of about 4.105 million inhabitants.

He is in EUball,  NATOball and he likes to eat kebabs, but he has problems with Serbiaball, so he usually leaves them alone.

He is EUball's newest member, at least until 2025, because that's when  Serbiaball and  Montenegroball will most likely join the union.

Croatiaball is ranked as the most beautiful European countryball. The beautiful coastline on the Adriatic is a heaven for tourists, who give lots of money.

Croatiaball can now into female leadership, is good at handball, (even losing against in Franceball the FIFA World Cup “football”!), has lemon (a Croatian lemon is called a “Cro Lemon”) and can into beating up Russiaball, Denmarkball, and even the Three Lions (Englandball) in football!

Early History
Croats came to the Balkans in the 5th century. At the beginning of the 8th century he was Duchy of Croatiaball, whom  Republic of Veniceball titled "The Worst Duke of the Slavs" for his rampant piracy, sadistic behaviour, and for forcing the Venetians to pay him tribute. He is remembered fondly in Croatiaball as one of the most popular warlords. In 925, he became a stronk Kingdom.

Middle Ages
Croatiaball later used to to be a stronk kingdom, but later joined with Hungaryball in a personal union, but after some weeks he wanted to leave because  Kingdom of Hungaryball and  Austrian Empireball created a union and  Kingdom of Croatiaball (Habsburg) had not much rights in  Austria-Hungaryball. In 1913, he wanted  trialism within Austria-Hungaryball, but never did because World War I started one year later.

Yugoslav Era
Croatiaball was part of Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball. In 1941, Croatiaball became the Independent State of Croatiaball and a  Nazi Germanyball puppet.

Independent State of Croatiaball with help from Nazi Germanyball removed some Serbs, Croats, Gypsy and Jews in Jasenovac. Serbiaball was very angry because of it. After the war, Croatiaball was once again part of Yugoslaviaball, but this time it was a socialist multi-ethnic state, with the dictator Marshall Josip Broz Tito.

Homeland War
The Homeland War started in 1991 when Croatiaball wished to leave  Yugoslaviaball, along with  Sloveniaball because Marshall Josip Broz Tito was dead and  SR Serbiaball wanted to create a Greater Serbiaball, but  SR Serbiaball didn't like that they declared independence so he battled with  Croatiaball.

After the breakup of Yugoslaviaball,  Croatiaball found itself in a very hard position because  Serbiaball controlled more than 90% equipment of the former  Yugoslaviaball's army and was denied help from others because of sanctions. Croatiaball fought bravely in the Battle of Vukovar, but after 3 months of fighting, Vukovarball fell and 20,000 Croats were massacred. The first to recognize his independence were Sloveniaball,  Germanyball,  Vaticanball and  Icelandball. Croatiaball tried with all his might and thought to defend his clay and he successfully did, but Serbiaball was more modern and stronger in numbers than him.

Croatiaball regained its strength and it attacked  Serbian Krajinaball and in 2 days regained back half of their territory and conquered half of Bosnia-Herzegovinaball in Operation Storm, ending the Homeland War and earning Croatiaball full independence.

Since 1995
Croatiaball wanted to join EUball in 1995 after the homeland war, but the other  EUball members said no. In 1999  Germanyball asked him to join  EUball and  NATOball, but  Croatiaball was still angry because they no wanted him in 1995, so he said no. Croatiaball joined  NATOball during 2009 with  Albaniaball. Finally, in 2013, Croatiaball joined  EUball, so the economy can into fixings in 2013, and was welcomed by  Germanyball. Luckily, he doesn't beg him like Greeceball, asking him for some Euros. Rakija was also made by Croats and Serbs never had anything to do with rakija.

He has been infected with the coronavirus. Scientists say that  Croatiaball may have stronger immunity against the coronavirus.

On December 29 2020, Croatiaball has been hit by a strong 6.4 magnitude earthquake, with its epicenter located close to Petrinjaball. It has left with at least 7 dead and 26 people injured. The earthquake was also felt in, , and a few other countryballs near  Croatiaball.

Relations
Croatiaball is friends with kebabs (most of the time), but he hates nationalistic Serbiaball and  Chetniksball and wants them all gone. Croatiaball is very strict and Catholic but still removes kebab sometimes. Croatiaball loves soccer and handball!

Friends/Prijatelji

 * 🥃 Rakija - The Best Friend for Life. <3
 * [[File:Albania-icon.png]] Albaniaball - Good friend and KOSOVO IS ALBANIJA!
 * [[File:Austria-icon.png]] Austriaball - Best near-neighbors, we also have a close friendship because of our history together.
 * [[File:Bosnia-icon.png]] Bosnia and Herzegovinaball(mostly) - REMOVE KEBAB My husband. I like you! You have beautiful women even though I can't tell whos who because we look to similar! Sometimes we get mistaken for each other. At least we look similar to each other. But seriously why are our names so long and weird? Strange right?  NO ADRIATIC COAST FOR YOU! NO SWIMMING FOR YOU YOU ARE THE EUROPEAN BOLIVIA AND YOU ONLY GET NEUM!
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball - HI FRIEND! NICE TO MEET YOU!!!
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball - Second to recognize Croatia in 1991, now he letting me in Schengen cuz I completed all the quests for that.
 * Iranball - We can into the best friends because we both hate  Saudi Arabiaball. Cuz he keeps calling me Kurva-tia. Yuo are not bad as him. Oh, also you're the birthplace of Croats.
 * Israelcube - Fine friend. Sorry about 1941, was of [[File:Nazi-icon (hat).png]] Nazi Germanyball's idea, I swear. Jk lol.
 * Russiaball - Russia and Croatia can get along well.
 * Togoball & Chileball - We all are coast stealing worms but I failed for Bosnia and Herzegovinaball so :(.
 * [[File:Ukraine-icon.png]] Ukraineball - First to recognize us. Our Eastern brothers! We understand what you're going through right now.
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - Let me into NATO in 2009 and helped me in 1995. Also my sister's husband. Pssst, do not mistaken Kolinda for Coco Austin, they are not the same person.
 * Philippinesball - I like your tv series call make it with you which that series airing in my clay.
 * Japanball - I love your anime manga and visual novel which i like you.
 * [[File:South Korea-icon.png]] South Koreaball - True and best Korea. I hate your brother because he is a commie.

Neutral/Komplicirano

 * Argentinaball - He hated me for a while just because I forced him to be eliminated by France of the 2018 World Cup, but he also helped me a bit in my war against  Yugoslaviaball..
 * [[File:Hungary-icon.png]] Hungaryball - Oppressed me for centuries, tried to steal Međimurjeball from me several times, but it was one of the first countries who recognized me and its food is delicious. Also, best union brother, comes to vacation here a lot. How did you beat me in football?
 * [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball - We are good friends but he can get annoying when he keeps saying I stole Istria. Also I am not miniature you. Sure we look similar geographically, but I am not miniature you!!... BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY. WE HATE WUHAN FOR CAUSING THIS COVID-19 VIRUS.. AGGHHH!
 * [[File:Montenegro-icon.png]] Montenegroball - Our NATO partner who Trump criticized for being a Russian puppet.
 * [[File:Slovenia-icon.png]] Sloveniaball - Your the Donald's wife? I guess you can be friends. I will allow tourism in my area for you as we are EU buddies. But don't send too many tourists as I don't want riots. :) I'm keeping a third eye on you, Melania.
 * [[File:Turkey-icon.png]] Turkeyball - We had lots of fights long time ago. He was being very rage, but these days we are starting to be friends. Btw still haven't f orgotten EURO 2008! Also we hate [[File:Saudi Arabia-icon.png]] Saudi Arabiaball and [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] terrorists.
 * [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball - My... "Neighbor". Our relationship is of hard to explain. We are starting get along and I actually do see a better version of him now. BUT OPERATION STORM IS MY GREATEST VICTORY AND I'M ALLOWED TO CELEBRATE IT! Oh you, Albania and North Macedonia are making a deal? Great! Count me in as I want NO MORE WARS! And stop seeing me as Ustasha, I no longer who I was. It was of [[File:Nazi-icon (hat).png]] Nazi Germanyball's idea.

Enemies/Neprijatelji

 * [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISISball - REMOVE KEBAB TERRORIST!!! YUO WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ONE OF MY PEOPLE!!!
 * [[File:Panslavic-icon.png]] Serbia and Montenegroball - ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL SERBIAN YUGOSLAVIA!
 * Spainball - Arrogant Spanish BASTARDO!!!! HOW DARE YOU CRUSH ME IN THE UEFA!
 * Boliviaball - Nobody likes him except for his anti-imperialist friends. And no sea for yuo.
 * Roanoke Colonyball - Who the kurva are you? You stole my name and use it as a bork? How dare you, creepy guy?!
 * [[File:Yugoslavia-icon.png]] Yugoslaviaball - I hope you're burning in hell Tito you evil dictator!
 * Saudi Arabiaball - STOP CALLING ME KURVA-TIA YOU ARABIAN IDIOT!!!! AND IT IS PERSIAN GULF!!! NOT ARABIAN!! ARABIAN GULF IN YOUR DREAM GOAT F*CKER, GO READ HISTORY. IRAN HAS MORE HISTORY THAN YOU!!

How to draw Croatiaball
Drawing Croatia is moderately simple.


 * 1) Draw a free hand circle.
 * 2) Add Red block on the top and add blue color on the bottom
 * 3) Leave center white color
 * 4) Draw the coat of arms of Croatia
 * 5) Once your done draw eyes
 * 6) Add shading and shadows and your done!

Gallery
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