Albertaball

Albertaball is a province of Canadaball.

Description
Albertaball has a lot of oil, and is highly wanted by USAball for it. Because of his oil monies he is very rich and is hated by his fellow provinceballs because of it but it is okay because whenever he is sad, he just hugs an oil barrel and wipes his tears with his oil monies. He is also more conservative than his fellow provinceballs as evident in his no sale tax policy and love for oil. Albertaball is also know for his reserves of natural gas, dinosaurs, and beautiful mountain views.

Relationships

 * Saskatchewanball - Twin brother & Best friend. Has a flat personality.
 * Quebecball - Damn Commie TIRED OF PAYING FOR YOUR ASS Takes all of Albertaball's oil monies.
 * BCball - Won't allow pipeline. Jealous of oil.
 * Manitobaball - Was good friend, then became Commie
 * Arizonaball - Good friend,but takes all my people in the winter.
 * Texasball - Southern counterpart, refers to Alberta as Northern Texas, sometimes referred to as Southern Alberta.
 * Ontarioball - Enemy. Avoid at all costs.

Albertaball