Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32520482-20170711052038/@comment-31685238-20170716204702

Prepares a speech for the leader of OSA to use in his briefing "My fellow Californians, there is a new threat over the horizon. The Alaskans have been doing some... very bad stuff to be frank. They have commited war crimes in Whittier and raped the people of Anchorage. My job, our allies job, are to take out these criminals and rebels in Alaska. OnTario has been helping us a lot in this, Operation "Moonlight over the Golden Gate". Dear Mr. Alaskan... Fuhrer, this is ON, like Donkey Kong. *outstanding applause*

PS: it gets better when you image Barack Obama saying it