Ukraineball

"Путін х*йло!"

Ukraineball is a country in Eastern Europe. Son of  Soviet Unionball and hates Russiaball for taking  Crimeaball and attempting to take  Novorossiyaball.

History of Ukraine
Actually Ukraineball have no history and before 1900's it was recognized by all other nations, including itself as Russian. Its territory belonged to Kievan Rusball but was later occupied by Mongol Empireball and Grand duchy of Lithuaniaball. Zaporozhian Cossacks tarted rebellion against Poland-Lithuania and later started to serve Tsardom of Russiaball and Russian Empireball alongside with other cossacks and to differinate themselves from others they called themselves "Malorosses" - "Little Russians", inspired probably by Polandball's "Little Poland" and "Great Poland". However, Western parts of Ukraine were part of Austria-Hungaryball and there an idea of Ukraine as a nation. Word "ukraina" means "borderland" in old Russian and becausein Ukraine there was a border between Russiaball and Western powers for a long time this word was strongly associated with it. Alfter fall of Russian Empireball Ukraineball became independent for some time, but later was conquered again by the Sovok. Sovok was nice and gave Ukraine independence. Together with some other states their formed the Red empire. Russiaball and Ukraineball were friends and Russiaball gave Ukraineball its south-western territories to show how big their friendship is. Ukraineball was occupied by Nazis and so Banderism was born. USSR with help of loyal Ukrainans defeated Reich and liberated Ukraine. When Ukraine celebrated its bightday as part of Russiaball he had Crimeaball as birghtday present.

Modern history of Ukraine
In 1986 when Ukraineball was of the  Soviet Unionball,  Ukraineball's nuclear factory exploded and was known as Chernobyl Disaster. It did more harm to Belarusball than  Ukraineball. Ukraineball escaped from Soviet Unionball on 24 August 1991. Since then, Ukraineball had two revolutions. One in 2004, the Orange Revolution, and the (Euro) Maidan one in 2014.

Currently Ukraineball has troubles with  Russiaball, as it "annexed" his  Crimeaball clay.

At the same time, Novorossiyaball decided to secede from  Ukraineball, but it's not recognized by anyone yet. Ukraine can't accept that its army is so weak and corrupted that it can be defeated by weak rebel group, so it declared that Russia itself invaded it. Since this Ukraineball is heroically defeating hordes of Muscuvite invaders, saving Western civilization from barbarian conquest.

New government started new economical policy, with triumphally made Ukraineball poorest countryball of Europe. Also Ukraineball have a hew mottoo - "Путін - х*йло!", which means "Putin is penis". Noone knows why Ukraineball is saying this all the time, but someone thinks that these words are not insult, but a prayer. Ukrainans speak about Putin all the time. He is most popular person on Ukrainan TV. Putin is personally guilty in every bad thing that happens to Ukrainan. Because of this some experts assume that in Ukraine Vladimir Putin is recognized in Ukraine as a deity. "Putin is penis" -motto is glorifying Putin's divine masculinity.

Friends

 * EUball - Can I into you ? Plox, plox.
 * NATO-icon.png NATO - Plox save me from Russia bully.
 * USAball - Help me against bully Russia! But now you are going to be friends with bully. Brease don't!
 * Germanyball - Can I into EU ? Sanction Russia.
 * Polandball (Mostly) - We are Slavic brothers and both hate Russia. But Poland never forgets 1943. POLAND YOU DESERVED IT!!!!! YOU ANNEXED ME BEFORE.
 * Georgiaball - Both have a strong hate for Russia for stealing clay.
 * Croatia-icon.png Croatiaball - Helped me by sending some people, military and money to help.
 * Balticballs - Also hate Russia.

Neutral (Frenemies)

 * Polandball - STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY CLAY. LVIV, STANISLAWOW AND TARNOPOL ARE OF MINE NOT YUORS!! 1943 BEST DAY OF LIFE!!!!
 * Romania-icon.png Romaniaball - We both hate Russia and can into friends but LET ME BUILD BYSTROYE CANAL AND NORTHERN BUKOVINA IS OF MINE NOT YUORS!
 * Moldovaball - We are good trading parteners that give each other economic privileges BUT HOTIN AND BUDJAK IS OF MINE NOT YUORS!
 * Iranball - He gibs best Oil to me, but I've heard You are best friend of this BIG Satan [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball and You recognized [[File:Crimea-icon.png]] as [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball And please stay Neutral in my conflict.

Enemies

 * Russiaball - LEAVE ME ALONE! PUTIN HUILO!! WHAT'S YUOR PROBLEM?!?
 * Hungaryball - CARPATHO-RUTHENIA IS OF MINE NOT YUORS!
 * Crimeaball - Traitor!!! But you're pretty.
 * Novorossiyaball - Another won of dose tratiors...
 * Belarusball - Stop ranting about Chernobyl disaster of 1986. You deserved it.
 * Franceball - I thought you were my friend but then you recognised Crimea as Russia.

Medieval history of Ukraine
In the 7th century B.C. Scythiansball lived in what is now  Ukraineball.

Later Ancient Greeceball settled on the north coast of the Black Sea and they founded city states there.

In the 5th century A.D. Slavicball settled  Ukraineball.

In the 9th century, Swedish Vikings sailed along rivers into Eastern Europe. Some settled in Ukraineball.

In 882 a Viking named Oleg captured Kiev and it became the capital of a powerful state. In 988 under Vladimir I Ukraineball converted to Christianity. But in the 11th and 12th centuries the state broke up into fragments.

In 1240, Mongol Empireball conquered southern and eastern  Ukraineball. However northern and western Ukraineball remained independent until the 14th century when it was taken over by  Kingdom of Polandball and  Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball. They drove back Golden Hordeball and  Crimean Khanateball.

However Crimean Khanateball still held Crimea and in the 15th century they become dominated by  kebab. In the 15th and 16th centuries some serfs (halfway between slaves and freemen) ran away from the Kingdom of Polandball to  Ukraineball. They were called Kozaky (Cossacks), which means freemen.

The Cossacks formed self governing communities. Eventually they united to form Cossack Hetmanateball  led by a hetman (general). However in the late 17th century Poland-Lithuaniaball came to dominate western  Ukraineball while  Russian Empireball dominated eastern  Ukraineball. Then in the 18th century Catherine the Great, Empress of Russia was determined to absorb eastern Ukraineball into  Russian Empireball.

In 1764, Cossack Hetmanateball was abolished. In the 18th century Poland-Lithuaniaball was declining and in 1772-1795  Russian Empireball and  Austrian Empireball decided to take  Poland-Lithuaniaball clay. Most of western Ukraineball was taken by  Russian Empireball (except for a small strip in the far west, which went to  Austrian Empireball). Finally in 1783 Russian Empireball conquered Crimea.