Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-33040280-20171201001801/@comment-32637988-20180130113351

Floofy2 wrote: AkkoKun wrote:

Floofy2 wrote:

AkkoKun wrote:

Floofy2 wrote:

AkkoKun wrote:

AkkoKun wrote:

Floofy2 wrote: @Akkokun

"I...I'm not.

I'm a countryball, and if i recall correctly, there are others out in the world..." (Sorry for the late answer, I had no internet for a week)

Me: "Oh, a countryball, just like the internet meme!"

Vatican: "Excuse me, what is a meme?"

Me: "I'll try to explain it later. Do you want to find some of your friends?"

Vatican: "Well, I'm feeling kinda lonely, so yes."

Me: "Alright, I know where we're going next. Russia."

Vatican: "Interesting." "Russia's not that close, so this will not be a very short journey," Vatican commented. "We can still go, though."

Vatican bounced ahead, leading the way. We are now boarding the plane. After a few moments, we get to our seats.

Vatican: Wait a second, why are we going to Russia?

Me: You said there were others of your kind. I want to bring the family together.


 * What do you mea- *Vatican then realizes the purpose of our trip* There's no way I'm going to visit that Third Rome wannabe!

Me: Oh, come on! You two need to get over that dispute.


 * Hmpf. Fine, I'll give him a chance.

The plane takes off. "So, where are we visiting after Russia? Better not be an infidel," Vatican said. Me: I was thinking about going to Jerusalem. And stop using that language, you're speaking like those Daesh fags. His face quickly turned pale.

"Oh, i didn't mean it like that! How embarrassing."

He briskly and quietly said a short prayer, in Latin, in forgiveness of his sin.

"I'm so sorry." Me: It's ok, friend. I know you're a good "person" and didn't mean to say it.