Thailandball

Thailandball (formerly Siamball) is a countryball at the center of the Indochinese peninsula in Mainland Southeast Asia. He is the world's 51st-largest country. It is the 20th-most-populous country in the world, with around 66 million people. The capital and largest city is Bangkok. Thailand sits beside Cambodiaball,  Laosball,  Myanmarball, and  Malaysiaball. Being a monarchy since 1238, and a constitutional monarchy since 1932, Thailandball is the only country in Southeast Asia to have never been colonized by European countryballs. He is also one of the founding members of ASEANball. Thailand also has the longest city name who is Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasitball.

History
Thailandball is a descendant of Tai-Kadai speaking 1ball s. Similar to other regions in Southeast Asia, Thailand was heavily influenced by the culture and religions of  Indiaball, starting with the  Kingdom of Funanball in around the 1st century AD to the Khmer Empire-ball.

Prior to the arrival of the Thai people and culture into what is now Thailand, the region hosted a number of indigenous  Austroasiatic-speaking and  Malayo-Sumbawan-speaking civilisations. However, little is known about Thailand before the 13th century... Similar to other regions in Southeast Asia, Thailand was heavily influenced by the culture and religions of India, starting with the Kingdom of Funanball in around the first century until the Khmer Empireball. Indian influence on Siamese culture was partly the result of direct contact with Indian settlers, but mainly it was brought about indirectly via Dvaravatiball,  Srivijayaball and the  Khmer Empireball, and later by the south Indian Pallavaball and north Indian  Guptaball.

The Taiballs from the north gradually settled in the Chao Phraya valley from the tenth century onwards, in lands of Dvaravatiball, assimilating the earlier Austroasiatic Monballs and Khmerballs, as well as coming into contact with the Khmer Empireball.

Thailandball was born as a small clay called Siamball in 1351, his capitalball was  Ayutthayaball (now a province of Thailandball). In 1540 he expanded his clay by conquering Khmerball, the weak brothers  Laosball,  Lannaball, some southern part of  Chinaball and some northern part of modern day- Malaysiaball. He had a lot of conflicts with his neighbors like  Daivietball.

1767 was described to be his worst year ever. Burmaball (now Myanmarball) who had multiple personality disorders, attacked him and he lost because he wasn't well-prepared. Burmaball killed Ayutthayaball (the capitalball). Siamball lost all of his clay but some of his people survived and moved to Thonburiball, Thonburi became the new capitalball of Siamball. Burma ball who was still in disorder quickly attacked again but this time he won.

Later in 1782, Siamball moved capitalball to  Bangkokball or Rattanakosinball (full name in Thai: Krungthep Mahanakorn Amornratanakosin Mahintara Ayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noparat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasatan Amornpiman Avatar Satit Sakathadtiya Witsanukum Prasitball), the current capitalball which is the longest city name in the world.

European colonial powers threatened him in the 19th and early 20th centuries, but Thailandball (then known as Siamball) survived as the only Southeast Asian state to avoid European colonial rule because the  Franceball and the  UKball decided it would be a neutral territory to avoid conflicts between their colonies.

In 1932 he changed his name from Siamball to Thailandball, and replaced his absolute monarchy with a constitutional monarchy.

In 2014 he underwent a coup d'état, and continued to have a military junta to this day.. Today, Thailandball is a developing countryball. He cannot into nuke yet but he can into space and submarine (he's really proud of his 3 new subs from Chinaball).

Personality
Thailand is very talkative and he likes smiling. Thailand can into Buddhism. Thailand of likings his king, elephants and wealthyness. He hates communists. He is very proud of himself, his history and his language. Thailand of lovings cold weather, he wishes one day he will can into snow but Thailand cannot into snow.

ครอบครัว (Family)

 * [[File:1-icon.png]] 1ball - Ancestor
 * [[File:Taiwan-icon.png]] Taiwanball - Our name are similar, people got confused sometimes... but we have homogay
 * [[File:Siam-icon.png]] Siamball - Do no confuse! we same person!
 * [[File:Laos-icon.png]] Laosball - Brother
 * [[File:Lanna-icon.png]] Lannaball -  WHY SHOULD HE BE MY BROTHER I seperate from him, and I took over him, that's it.
 * Sukhothai Kingdomball - Father
 * [[File:1-icon.png]] Lavo Kingdomball - Adoptive Father
 * Ngoenyangball - Grandfather
 * [[File:Dvaravati-icon.png]] Dvaravatiball - Adoptive Grandfather
 * Other Tai-speaking balls (including [[File:Shan State-icon.png]] Shanball and [[File:Guangxi-icon.png]] Zhuangball) - Distant cousins

เพื่อน/พันธมิตร (Friends/Allies)

 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - We fought in World War 2, but we of good friends now. He made me into non-NATO major ally. (AND I AM BETTER ASIAN TOURIST COUNTRY STOP IGNORING ME OVER CHINA AND JAPAN)
 * [[File:UK-icon.png]] UKball - Old enemy, but now friends. gib touristmoni!
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball - He is a middleman of me, good stuff! YOUR GRYPHON PLANE SUCKS IT FELL AND YOU COMMIE SUPPORT N. VIETNAM GOOD YOU ARE CAPITOLIST NAO.
 * [[File:Sweden-icon.png]] Swedenball - Eternal friends since 1868! now having a blast together by BÖRKING together! Stronk! Sweden!, 31K Thai lady living with you (70% of women married to Swedish men)
 * [[File:Portugal-icon.png]] Portugalball - First European country that I know, 500 years of relationship, since 1511
 * [[File:Japan-icon.png]] Japanball - We fought together in WW1 and WW2, we are good friends.
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball - We look up to his [[File:EU-icon.png]] Fourth Reich European Union by creating [[File:ASEAN-icon.png]] ASEAN!
 * [[File:India-icon.png]] Indiaball - Thanks for curry and teaching Buddhism, don't bring in too much Hindies, I'm buddhist clay
 * [[File:Bulgaria-icon.png]] Bulgariaball - Good distant european friend.
 * [[File:Switzerland-icon.png]] Switzerlandball My Kings (Rama VIII and Rama IX) Live there in Childhood. I also Love your Chocolate and Cheese He's One of my best friend (For me)
 * [[File:ASEAN-icon.png]] ASEANcoin - I founded him but I cannot into headquarter!  BY FUCKING  [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] KEBAB OWNER! 
 * [[File:Malaysia-icon.png]] Malaysiaball - Friend, we are neighbor and i gib him workers for monies.  REMOVE TERRORISM ALSO STOP SEND KEBAB NOW OR ANSCHLUSS! And plox gib monies for development
 * [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesiaball - He is of a friend and neighbor in sea.  HOW THE HELL HE HAS HQ YED PED 
 * [[File:Singapore-icon.png]] Tringapore - Creditor and sometimes friend, Gib moni or I dig cannal!
 * [[File:Philippines-icon.png]] Philippinesball - Pinoy, Gib touristmoni yuo is op rich and teach english to me cuz tring is op bad english but bad to play MOBA game with.
 * [[File:Brunei-icon.png]] Bruneiball - Rich kebab, Gib touristmoni
 * [[File:Laos-icon.png]] Laosball - We are of similar language, culture, and history. Good friend.  GIB ELECTRICITY ,  OR Anschluss Secretly brother but he like commie friend.
 * [[File:Vietnam-icon.png]] Vietnamball - Although we have very complication histories, we becames good friend and brothers in arms! Pls removing communism though.
 * [[File:Cambodia-icon.png]] Cambodiaball - Stupid "brother" even he's older than me many thousand years, Sometime enemy,  MY COLONY GIB AMOK OR ANSCHLUSS Phra Wihan is of mine.
 * [[File:Myanmar-icon.png]] Myanmarball - ไอ้เชี่ย !!!! HE IS OF INVADING ME SEVERAL TIMES!! ENEMY SINCE THE 16TH TO 19TH CENTURIES!!! REMOVE MOHINGA. he has a multiple personality disorder. I try to be friends with him. (last time I tried he almost kill me) GIB MAID!!
 * [[File:East Timor-icon.png]] East Timorball - You can into join ASEAN. Sawadee brother.
 * [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball - Good party in the dark because lights out
 * [[File:Denmark-icon.png]] Denmarkball - We form Thai-Danish milk/farm and we also sign a treaty about environment to each other too!
 * [[File:Bhutan-icon.png]] Bhutanball - Even the king rama VIII died, but we love the king forever.
 * [[File:Massachusetts-icon.png]] Massachusettsball - My king rama VIII born

เพื่อนเป็นบางครั้ง (Sometime Friends-Neutral)

 * [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball - He is of trying to gain influence over [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball on me, but his dams is killing my fish! We good friends though. Secretly my father.
 * [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball - NEVER FORGET YUO THIEF MY CLAY BIG CLAY IN 1893 . yuo so luck [[File:UN-icon.png]] UN didn't exist that time. But [[File:French Indochina-icon.png]] France indochina 1940  still surrender I war with her easy  REMOVE BAGUETTE. GIB TOURISTMONI. Well, now we have GUT relations YOU SUCKER NULL

ศัตรู (Enemies)

 * [[File:Uyghur-icon.png]] Uyghurball - (suspected) Never forget yuo bombed and killed innocent Bangkokians and tourists! We refuse to give refuge because we do not want of to be Muslim! (also destroyed my embassy in Turkey) I heard yuo also related with [[File:Pattani-icon.png]] south bandits! REMOVE EVIL KEBAB GREY WOLVES.
 * [[File:South Korea-icon.png]] South Koreaball - F**K! Football cheat (remember 2014 asian game)

Notable sons of Thailandball in Polandball comic

 * [[File:Bangkok-icon.png]] Bangkokball - My capitol! so proud! so many farang.
 * [[File:Pattani-icon.png]] Pattaniball - Don't even think about independence! Remove terrorist! YOU TINY KEBAB NON COUNTRY CLAY

Quotes

 * "Touristmoni's the best!"
 * "Farang (white people) is so cashful, I love Farang"
 * "Thailand hab three submarines!Thailand stronk!"
 * "Prathet Thai Chong Charoen!"(Thailand stronk!)
 * "Am not Taiwan!!"
 * "Yuo no ride Tuk Tuk, yuo no arrive Thailand!"
 * "Do no haggle price! Farang hab to pay mor!"

Common phrases in conversations
Of swearing Of normal ones
 * "Oh I Sud" = Oh Shit
 * "Yed kae" / "Yed ped" / "Yed..(everything)..." = Fuck Alligator / Fuck Duck / Fuck ...(everything)...
 * "Yedmae" = Motherfucker
 * "E-Dok (Fully Dok Thong Gwaow, a flower name)" = Bitch
 * "Ai Shia" = Water Lizard / Water Monitor / Monitor Lizard + Badly Evil
 * "Hia" / "Heer" = Damning
 * "Ai hia" = Water Lizard
 * "Por mung tai" = I Shank Your Bloody Father/ I Want Your Dad To Fucking Die
 * "555"(pronounced hahaha) = Laughing
 * "Show MoreShow FewerHue hue hue" = Crying...not BR?BR?AHUEHUE! ok?
 * "Laew" = Already...used in the end of the sentence

Links

 * Thailandball Official Page
 * Full name of Bangkokball
 * Thailandball's children
 * Thailandball's story
 * THAILAND BALL/Thailandball.
 * Thailand at Wikipedia

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