Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-38730394-20191207234409/@comment-38424373-20191209204151

MartyMcFly05 wrote: New British Empire:

- Britain doesn’t want a truce, it wants Egypt. Therefore we renew our assault, pushing north through the Sahara, and crossing the Nile in a bid to reach the Red Sea and cut off Ottoman forces in Ethiopia.

- Supreme Minister Johnson cruises to yet another reelection on the promise of tougher policies on the Fourth Reich, America, and further war on the Ottoman Empire. The collective IQ of the country drops another two points.

- Britain proposes to Norway that the Scandinavian country join the U.K. As the last two remaining monarchies in Europe, they have to stick together, so why not combine them?

- Britain begins looking to forward its own space industry, because “its about bloody time”. We begin researching putting our own network of satellites into orbit. So you have chosen...death. Well say goodbye to your African territory ya dingus.