Philippinesball



The Philippinesball, officially known as the Republic of the Philippines is a sovereign archipelagic countryball in Southeast Asia in the western Pacific Ocean. To his north across the Luzon Strait lies Taiwanball. West across the South China Sea or West Philippine Sea sits Vietnamball. The Sulu Sea to the southwest lies between the country and the island of Borneo, and to the south the Celebes Sea separates him from other islands of Indonesiaball. He is bounded on the east by the Philippine Sea.

He is categorized broadly into three main geographical divisions: Luzon, Visayas, and Mindanao. With a population of 100 million people, Philippinesball is the seventh most populated Asian countryball and the 12th most populated countryball in the world. An additional 12 million Filipinos live overseas.

Philippinesball used to be a Confederation of Malay city-states known as Barangays, and they were known to-have had a pre-Hispanic civilization complete with a writing system known as Baybayin, which shares a lot of characteristics with Sanskrit and Japanese. Their strategic location in Asia made them an especially important hub for trade, earning them the title of "Pearl of the Orient".

In 1521, Spainball found this Malayan confederation and conquered them, naming the territory "Las Islas Filipinas." Later on, Spainball put Philippinesball up for adoption and USAball came in and took the young countryball under his wing before letting him go in 1946. I am also one of the founding members of ASEAN. Also does not have Ebola, MERS-COV, and Zika. Also hates it when someone misspells "filipino" as "philipino".

Philippines MABUHAY!

Currently having a bit-so civil war

Personality
Philippinesball is known for being silent, very polite, hospitable, friendly, hardworking, protective and industrious. He is a food lover too - he likes adobo, mangoes, sinigang, Kare Kare,etc.

Philippinesball is a very good ball to be friends with but he doesn't like his "nationhood" or "national identity" to be insulted by others because he will get very mad. He will declare you as "persona non grata" if you make fun of him. Worse, he will... Well you know just insult you till you apologize. The only ball that is allowed to insult him is himself, some of his family to an extent and no others. Other major drawbacks is his addiction to gaming, being too emotional, his over the top pride (which he inherited from his foster father), his temper and his somewhat dependency, emulating and being clingy on his father, USAball, despite being independent. But he is really a nice ball to be friends with. He will always try to help his friends as much as he can.

Is secretly trying to conquer the world using his OFWs. He certainly is UkBall's grandson and USAball's son. Both are very pleased that the family tradition is still alive.

Also, Philippinesball has a very unique special ability, whenever he is mad, his flag flips so that the red is on top of the blue.

Bangsamoroball is of not independent and Cordilleraball is not of autonomous. Must be secretly supported by Dimsum/Vodka/Kebab government conspiracy!!!

Like Germanyball, Philippinesball also likings drinking beers. Like Bruneiball, Indonesiaball, Malaysiaball and Vietnamball, Philippines is also bullied by China. But good thing they're in ASEAN. Together, we will takings what is of rightfully ours!

Every once in a while, Phillipinesball buy stuff from Chinaball, even though he hates dimsum. Chinaball hates adobo and sometimes adds poison to what Philippinesball buy. See!!! Dimsum such asshole. Although he is mostly happy all the time, he is sad because sometimes all of his South East Asian neighbors reject him in various activities because he is not like them. Because of his Dads, Spainball and USAball, he has been raised in a totally different culture compared to everyone else and so he hangs out with East Timor, another Hispanic country nearby. He also hangs out with his not yet independent siblings, Puerto Rico and Guam, his independent younger brother Palau, his cousin Papau New Guinea, his Hispanic brothers and sisters, his uncle Canada, his grandfather UK or often his father, USABall. But he can only into phone calls with Spain.

The biggest problem is that he doesn't play soccer football, can only into basketball. But recently, Philippines is doing good in FIFA World Cup Qualifiers.

After 42 years, Philippinesball finally won Miss Universe 2015 after Colombiaball was mistakenly awarded the winner.

"Sid Meier, y u no add relevant nations of Philippines, Indonesia and Vietnam to Civ V, but instead add assholebully Dimsum?? Oh, come on! I no buy Civ Beyond Earth then! Of good thing there is of good Filipinas mod I can download from Colonialist Legacies!"

Territories


Philippinesball owns:


 * Luzon
 * 1. Ilocos
 * 2. Cagayan Valley
 * 3. Central Luzon
 * 4. Southern Tagalog
 * A. CALABARZON (Mainland)
 * B. MIMAROPA (Islands)
 * 5. Bicol
 * Cordillera
 * Metro Manila
 * Visayas
 * 6. Western
 * 7. Central
 * 8. Eastern (needs more investment)
 * Mindanao
 * 9. Zamboanga Peninsula
 * 10. Northern
 * 11. Davao Region
 * 12. Soccsksargen (a.k.a.: Southern Mindanao/Pronounced SOCK-sar-Gen)
 * 13. Caraga Fusionball
 * Bangsamoro (formerly ARMM)

Geography
The Philippinesball is an archipelago comprising 7,107 islands with a total clay area of 300,000 km2. The 11 largest islands contain 94% of the total clay area.

The largest among his islands is Luzon at about 105,000 km2. The next largest island is Mindanao at about 95,000 km2.

The Philippinesball archipelago is around 800 km from the Asian mainland and is located between Taiwan and Borneo. He is located in the Pacific Typhoon Belt and the Pacific Ring of Fire hence it is prone to earthquakes and typhoons.

Even though Philippinesball clearly owns Sabah, Spratly Islands and the South China Sea, other neighbor balls try to steal them.

Friends

 * USAball: Stepfather o si daddy/ papa. Filipinos really love America and everything that was it.This may be grounded in the fact that the USA freed the Philippines from the abusiveness of his father, Spainball. Filipinos are also good at the pronunciation of English thanks to him, with one of the highest literacy rates in South East Asia (and even the Japanese could not pronounce the letter L).USA's only problem with Phil is that his McDonalds still can't beat that big smiling pedo bee. Is better father than Spainball! (All countryballs know that he has a daddy complex or may be op daddy's boy towards USAball)
 * Canadaball: Tito(uncle) ko po also great immigration than Stepfather America. Has a sliiiight feeling that he is into his stepfather.... wait they do like each other!? Ew no kissing!
 * Indoneisaball - Helps me against my enemies. Let's play dude!


 * Japanball: Japanese cars and tricycles and Anime everywhere. Philippines, though being an entire nation of Otakus, has shown itself to be very forgiving, even when it came to Spanish and Japanese domination. And Philippines need Japanese monies, so they love it and forgot all about World War II which why there are some Japayukis. Philippines also love anime, some of the major TV stations broadcast it every morning, and the fact that the Marcos regime banned Voltes V was one of the reasons for the People Power Revolution and why Anime is an adopted national symbol. But on the other hand, Sabahball will be ours, thanks to him.
 * South Koreaball: Mga Estudyante (Students). South Korea, while being a first world-country is horribly inept at English, and they hate their own educational system. They come here to study english, sell Samsung, watch Koreanovelas, play LoL and anything else.
 * UKball: Is the Lolo(Grandfather) of Philippinesball, he is also the adoptive father of Philippinesball's neighbours such as Malaysiaball, Tringapore, Myanmarball, and Hong Kongball. Lolo UK often tells him and his cousins about the once great British Empire which influences Phil into conquer the world by OFWs.
 * Germanyball: Philippines also celebrate Oktoberfest and reputed to be as fun as the original one. IS good partner and friend.
 * Faceblock: They don't call us the "Selfie capital of the world" for nothing.
 * Mexicoball: Kuya who takes care of me when bastard father papa Spainball is away. Good brother and do not beat me in boxing! (Mexicoball: I will next time hermano!) We both love to shout puto when Spainball is around.
 * Hong Kongball and Macauball - Both wanted to remove dimsum regime in their towns. Also good vacation spot.
 * Spainball: His real crappy father that used to be slapbox rich but now is much poor and miserable. Even though Philippines hates how his father disciplined him as a child, he still loves him for teaching him Christianity and Pasko(Christmas). Spain still blames Philippines for Magellan's death and in turn, Phil will ALWAYS ignore him on father's day. Phil never seems to love him as much as he loves USAball which confuses some country balls for Spain is the longest of all colonization (333 years).
 * East Timorball: Philippines' only Catholic friend in East Asia and a cousin on both Phil's side of the family (East Timor is Portugese and under Tito Aus a brief period of time so both are Hispanic-Anglo- Catholic Asian). They are both often bullied in school for being too Hispanic, and too Catholic but they celebrate Christmas with each other and sometimes hangout with Papua New Guinea (he is under Tito Aus as well and Phil is helping him into Asean), Palau (Phil's brother with same fathers, he is also under a Hispanic country, Spain and is also part of Anglosphere via USAball) and Christmas Islandball.whom they also celebrated Christmas with.
 * Bruneiball - Thank you for op signing Memorandum of Understanding! ( We can work together against dimsum ) By the way, should I call you tito cause you are papa's adopted brother under lolo Uk?...
 * Vietnamball - My only communist ally against that cat-eating Tsina! And no he is not my girlfriend! Don't gib wrong info or papa might get very mad since he said I'm too young to date!
 * South Vietnamball - I gib assistance to him but something happened along the way.
 * Australiaball- His bad-ass Tito who trained him and the one who babysit him during WWII.
 * Papua New Guineaball- Fishing buddies and adopted cousins via Anglosphere. He is helping him into Asean. Scared of his cousin at times for he heard he is into cannibalism.
 * Iranball - Trade tropical fruits in exchange for oil. Students also come here to study english like SouthKoreaball. Papa USAball doesn't approve of this friendship.
 * Russiaball: June 12 is a special day for both of us! It is op my Independence Day and por him, it is op Russia Day. Unfortunately, papa America does not approve of our friendship. Sorry, but I must obey papa!
 * Guamball - Fellow Spanish East Indies island the Pacific. We were adopted by USAball after the Spanish-American War. His cute baby bro!
 * Palauball - Another Spanish East Indies island. Adopted by USAball as well after World War II. Can into independence since 1994. He sadly has to close his embassies in Palau which made his younger brother cry.
 * Northern Mariana Islandsball - Also another Spanish East Indies island. Adopted by USAball after the war.
 * Micronesiaball - fellow Spanish East Indies island!
 * Icelandball - Started to hang out with her due to her similar status ( year ) of independence. Her's is op 1944 while I am op proudly 1946 as oldest SE Asian. ( Shut up Thailand! Yours does not op count! ) We actually have a lot in common. Also kind op pretty... hehe ( USA: What was that, Phil? ) Nothing!
 * USAball: So... do you liiiiiike her son?
 * Philippinesball: PAPA!


 * Israelcube - I provided safe haven for many Jews during World War II. He recently gib me aid during Typhoon Yolanda and some new shiny equipment to fight dimsum. Nice TAR-21, gib me Iron Dome technology!
 * Italyball - Philippinesball loves Italyball's cars, pizza, and chocolate. He gib me AW109 Anti-submarine helicopter to fight Hopia's cheap subs! Gib A129 Mangusta!
 * Vaticanball - Santo Papa!
 * Christmas Islandball - East Timor and I celebrate Christmas with this ball together!
 * All other Hispanoballs (especially Equatorial Guineaball) - Brothers and sisters.
 * Gibraltarball - He hates Espanya and removes Paella from premises!
 * Indiaball - Money Lenders (5/6).....Indiaball "Bayad utang"

Enemies

 * Chinaball: REMOVE DIMSUM!! REMOVE CAT SIOPAO!! REMILITARIZE JAPAN WITH MECHA ANIME!!! CHINA GO TO HELL! XI JINPING DEAD IN NANJING!!!!!!!!! PILIPINAS MALAKAS!
 * Indonesiaball and Philippinesball: "YOU'RE NEXT, ILHA FORMOSA!"


 * Spainball: I HATE YOU!!! YOU PLUNDERED US AND INTRODUCED HACIENDA POLITICAL DYNASTY SYSTEM WHICH WAS WHY WE ARE NO LONGER PEARL OF THE ORIENT!!!...but salamat for helping me and for making me only Asian to get monies and aid from you nowadays and giving Catholicism... shut up! Leche! Pu**ang Ina ka!


 * Malaysiaball (sometimes) - GIB SPRATLY AND SABAH! Remember 1968 and 1985! Even if you're technically tito (which ich is op weird...)!
 * Bruneiball (sometimes) - GIB SPRATLY AND SABAH!
 * Vietnamball (sometimes) - SPRATLY IS OF MINE. Return Southwest Clay plox. However, we can work together to fight dimsum.
 * South Vietnamball (once) - WHY YOU SEIZE SOUTHWEST CAY!? IS OP PHILIPPINE TERRITORY! YOU LITTLE INGRATE! AFTER ALL THE AID I GAVE YOU DURING YOUR FIGHT AGAINST YOUR COMMUNIST BROTHER AND THIS IS HOW YOU PAY ME!?!? NORTH VIETNAM BEST VIETNAM!
 * REMOVE NORTH KIMCHI! BIETNAM BETTER COMMUNIST! KEBAB IS BETTER.
 * North Koreaball: "FUCK YOU, PHILIP!! I NUKE YOU, PHO AND EVERYTHING AROUND YOU!" Vietnamball and Philippinesball: "BRING IT ON, MOTHERFUCKER!!
 * ISISball: You know what, you are a demon, I think you're more violent than dimsum himself, thanks to you beheading and you are a stupid terrorist. How dare you hurt my uncle. Then suddenly, I get attacked by terrorists and this guy shows up. You do all of this because of your violent religion and your misinterpretation of your beliefs, I have Muslims here as well so don't contest me on this. I swear, my Papa and his allies will end you! 
 * Pakistanball: Supporter and best friend of Dim Sum. Stands with that Tsina in the South China Sea dispute. He also has terrorists in his land! I hope India will take care of him.
 * Empire of Japanball: REMEMBER WORLD WAR II! REMEMBER BATAAN! BEST LAST STAND EVER! TOOK YOU FOUR MONTH JUST TO SUBDUE ME!!! REMEMBER COMFORT WOMEN! REMEMBER BATAAN DEATH MARCH! REMOVE BANZAI SUSHI! REMOVE TENTACLES1
 * Japanball: but I into change right now, I am now kawaii kawaii desu desu. I arso aporogize for my atrocities.
 * Philippinesball: It's ok Japan, we can into friends now :)

Quotes
Philippinesball will anschluss: Colombiaball,Malaysiaball,ISISball, and others
 * "I ate so much Chinese food last night that I farted out smog."
 * "Do not drink and drive."
 * "What's the difference between a terrorist and a Chinese? A terrorist has sympathizers."
 * "The Chinese may have the Paracel Islands, but we have a democracy, and a buddy to liberate them."
 * "Go get those Paracels, Bietnam!"
 * "Korea s-stop! I'm not dating her!"
 * "What is worse than devil worship? Chinese nationalism."
 * "What is the oldest civilization of Asia? Definitely not the Chinese. Just keep guessing."
 * "Baaluut!! Baaluutt!! Baah lhuuut!!"
 * "I love you papa! Not you padre." ( Well maybe a little bit. )
 * "I know who is behind all those typhoons, ITS THE CHINESE!"
 * "Mabuhay!"
 * "Shut it papa!! I don't hab crush on Iceland!" ( Nobody... can ever know... )
 * "And putang si Spanien"

Gallery



 * Poverty

Links

 * Facebook page