Argentinaball

"¡Seamos libres, que lo demás no importa nada!"

- José de San Martín (hero and most important liberator of Argentinaball)

"Las Malvinas son Argentinas!!!"

- Argentinaball's catchphrase

Argentinaball, officially the Argentine Republicball, is white the largest dinosaur species yet discovered a sovereign stateball and a federal republic located in South America. Sharing the bulk of the Southern Cone with it's neighbor Chileball to the west, the country is also neighbored by  Boliviaball and  Paraguayball to the north,  Brazilball to the northeast and  Uruguayball to the east, and the Drake Passage to the south. it's clay is divided into 23 separate provinces, along with it's autonomous capital Buenos Airesball. With a mainland area of 2,780,400 km

Argentinaball is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball. This countryball has the third-largest economy of Latin America. Argie is also a non-NATO ally.

Argentinaball is sometimes seen as an emerging power (Not potential superpower).

Argentinaball's national day is July 9th. He is also located in the same latitude as Australiaball (the northern regions, the climate here is similar to the southern regions of Australia) and  New Zealandball (central regions). The southern regions are very cold (Argentinian Patagonia), because they are very close to the Antarcticaball.

From isolation to the birth of the nation
Argentinaball was firstly inhabited by indigenous 3ball such as  Guaraníball,  Diaguitaball,  Selk'namball, Comechingonball,  Aymaraball,  Querandiball, Huarpeball, Guaicuruball,  Inca Empireball,  Tehuelcheball,  Charruaball, etc. The ​​​​​ Mapuche tribe was also responsible for marking an end to the Southward expansion of the  Incan Empire.

In 1516 Spain appeared in the Rio de la Plata, but got attacked by  Charruaball and had to scape.

Spain came from north and defeated the Inca Empireball and went south, colonizing tribes like Comechingonball and  Diaguitaball. The Spanish Empireball forced made  Guaraníball become  catholic to make him fight against  Charruaball and annexed both of them. Spain had to create CABA (Santa Maria del Buen Ayre) two times because  Querandiball killed the first one.

The conquered territory bacame a Viceroyalty, and that fought and defeated bellically  Portuguese Brazilball, and after that, she separated from the ​​​​​​ Viceroyalty of Peruball and became the Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball. She continued fighting against Portuguese Brazilball and expanded to the now called  Equatorial Guineaball.

During 1806 and 1807 The Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball was invaded two times by  British Empireball, but​​​​​​  Señorito Ingles was defeated by civilians failed in both attempts, during the invasion the viceroyalty suffered double personality disorder on  Spanish Buenos Aires, this is known as the birth of Argentina, not as a political entity, but as a rebeld new personality inside  Spanish Empireball's mind.

In 1810 the new personality decided to be independent after noticing that her mother was captured by Napoleon, and fought against the  Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball to get out of it's body (and also fought  Portuguese Brazilball while doing so) and became  United Provinces of the Río de la Plataball.

===Freedom wars and federal conflicts===

In 1815 Argentinaball was divided into unitaries and  federals, even so, ​​​​​ Argentinaball managed to liberate  Chileball from  Kingdom of Chileball.

The conflict between the unitaries and federals started when  ​​​​​ Banda Orientalball rebeled against the  United Provinces due to political differences, becoming the  League of the Free Peoplesball.

During the fight between the Unitary and  federal sides,  Kingdom of Brazilball took ​​​​​ Banda Orientalball from the  Liga de los Pueblos Libresball. The federals made the  unitaries become anarchists after attacking  CABAball, a thing that made all the provinces autonomous.

In 1818 Kingdom of Hawaiiball recognized  Argentina as a country, being the first one to do it. On the same year  Argentina occupied Montereyball  and helped on the liberation of Central America in 1819, and due to this, most central american countryballs made their flag similar to  Argie's.

In 1820 the Liga de los Pueblos Libresball was killed by  Entre Riosball. After that, Buenos Airesball started to act like the boss of the other provinces, so in protest  Entre Riosball and  Tucumanball proclaimed themselves as republics (they became semi-independent actually) but came back to  Argentina in 1821, because of this,  Tucuman was divided into  Santiago del Estero,  Catamarca and  Tucumanball, while  Entre Riosball was separated from  Corrientes.

In 1826    along with other countryballs ​​​​​ Argentina liberated  Peruball and  Boliviaball from the  Viceroyalty of Peruball, marking the end of Spanish colonialism in South America.

During 1825 and 1828​​​​ ​​​​​ Argentina ( Entre Riosball, Corrientesball,  Misionesball and rebels from  Cisplatinaball) and ​​​​​​The Brazilian Empire (that got help from  Prussian mercenaries) fought for the territory of  Cisplatinaball and  Argentina was gaining terrain, but  UKball stopped the fight and  Cisplatinaball became  Uruguayball.​  Tarijaball left  Argentinaball and joined  Boliviaball due to the internal conflicts.

Rise and fall of the confederation
In 1830 Argie's provinces created two alliances, the Liga del Interior and the  Federal Pact, and started a civil war that ended with the federals winning and Argentinaball becoming the  Argentine Confederation; all the provinces were able to control their own clay, but  Buenos Airesball's mind was the one controlling  argie.

On 1832 the  Argentine Confederationball, along with  Chileball, defeated the  Pincheira Bandball.

in the same year  Gringo attacked  Argentinaball's colony on the Falklands, but  Argentina resisted the attack and continued being around the weakened island's colonies.

On 1833  UKball arrived to the islands and  asked nicely  demanded Argentina to leave the place and take back the claim of them, wich  Argentina did. Despite this, the relations between those two remained okay.

Around the same year  Argentinaball made expeditions to Wallmapurawr and took some of his clay, also becoming  Tehuelcheball's friend and helping him against sickness.

In 1837 Argentinaball declared war against the  Peru-Bolivian Confederationball to get back  Tarijaball, which ended up being cut in half. Another civil war between federals and unitaries (which were helped by Franceball) started and the federals won.

During 1839 to 1843 ​​​​​ Argentina helped the Blancos Government rule  Uruguay, defeating the  Colorados and blocking their naval trade of the last city they were controlling.

In 1842  Kingdom of Italyball tried to break the naval blockade, but he was defeated by the  Argentine Confederation, so he scaped to  Montevideoball to help the  Colorados resist against the  Blancos.

In 1844  USAball didn't notice about the situation in  Uruguay and got attacked by  Argentina while trying to trade. But both of them stopped fighting and  USAball left the river.

UKball and Franceball blocked the Silver River in 1845 as a response to the  uruguayan situation​​​​​, but they left after  UKball got his ass kicked JA and  Franceball surrendered as always.

In 1851 Buenos Airesball (the boss of the other provinces) wanted to annex  Uruguayball, but    some provinces betrayed him and with the support of The  Brazilian Empire and  Uruguay they almost killed  Buenos Airesball. The unitaries, liderated by Entre Riosball, proceeded to take over the rest of the provinces to create a unified Argentina, but  Buenos Airesball rejected that and became the  State of Buenos Ayres In 1852, the rest of the provinces unified in a  confederation again.

In 1859 Spainball accepted that  Argentina was independent​​​.

In 1861 the Argentine Confederation fought against the  State of Buenos Ayres, wich ended up being annexed by the  confederation, becoming modern-day  Argentina. Buenos Airesball started another civil war making the rest of the provinces into unitario.

A unified Country
Argentinaball secretly supported the Colorados Government to take over  Uruguayball, while  The Brazilian Empire helped them by directly attacking  Uruguay. In 1864 Paraguay attacked  The Brazilian Empire in response to help his ally... or maybe to invade him and get direct access to the sea. Paraguay asked Argentinaball to make his troops pass through her clay to reach  Uruguay, but  Argentinaball didn't let him do that, so she got attacked by  Paraguay. Uruguay, The Brazilian Empire, and  Argentinaball formed an alliance and defeated him. Argentinaball dealt with a confederate revolt during the war.

In 1870 Argentinaball conquered the Chaco, killing a big part of the  inhabitants in the process, at the same time Argie stopped another  confederate revolt.

During 1870 and 1874 Argentinaball had a civil war when the Mitrists from  Buenos Aires revolted because Domingo Faustino Sarmiento got the presidency and not Bartolomé Mitre, but they ended up losing the war.

Argentinaball and the  German Empire became friends after his unification and  Argie gained a lot of military influence from him. Also, in 1870  Argie was adopted by the  Kingdom of Italyball (culturally, not in the sense of becoming part of it/becoming a puppet), thing that improved their relationship a lot.

​​​In 1879, during the War of the Pacific, Argentinaball was considering helping  Boliviaball and  ​​​Peruball, but  Chileball offered her the majority of the Patagonia if she doesn't intervene and  Argentinaball accepted. After the war, Argentina and  Chile almost killed  Wallmapurawr and took all of its clay.

In 1880 Argentinaball had a civil war again, this time  Buenos Aires started the conflict because he wanted the  yes capital to be part of him, and the mitrist  Corrientes helped him, but both were beaten. In the same year, Argentina and  Chile almost killed all the  Selk'namballs after tensions with cattle and crops. Both killed 900+ of them directly.

Around 1885-1886 Argentinaball took most of the puna de atacama from  Boliviaball after invading it.

During the Russo-Japanese War the  Empire of Japan and  Argentinaball became friends after argie sold him ships as support.

From 1891 to 1916 Argentinaball had conflicts with  UCball and  UCRball due to Argentinaball's olygarchy and won, but  UCRball ended up becoming the ruling party.

Around 1920  Argentinaball, ruled by  radicalism, got attacked by  anarchists and  rebel workers, so Argie destroyed them, killing thousands of rebels.

it stayed neutral during WW1 even under the pressure of UKball to join and helped  Germany with supplies.

During WW2 Argentinaball tried to stay neutral because it was secretly part of the axis powers and just was neutral to function as a spacepegoat if the axis lost   because it felt a lot of respect towards it's axis friends and adoptive father, but declared war on  Nazi Germany and the  Empire of Japan in 1944 under the  Gringolandia pressure. After the war,  Argie helped  Italy to recover by sending food and  Nazi Germanyball's ghost hid in  Argentinaball's body.

=== Cold War and Restoration of Democracy === Argentinaball became a military dictatorship during 1930-1932  due to  Murica's intervention due to the Cold War.

Argentinaball became a military dictatorship AGAIN during 1943-1949  due to  Murica's intervention due to the Cold War.

In 1947 Argentinaball helped  Paraguayball on its civil war.

Argentinaball became a military dictatorship AGAAAIN during 1955-1958  due to  Murica's intervention due to the Cold War.

On 1958  Argentinaball and  Chile  autistically screamed at each other  had a fight for the "Islote Snipe", suprisingly nobody got harmed though.

Argentinaball became a military dictatorship AGAAAAAAAAAIN during 1962-1963  due to  Murica's intervention due to the Cold War.

On 1962  Argentinaball joined the naval blockade of  USSR's trade to  Cubaball during the Cuban Missile Crisis.

In 1965  Argentinaball defeated  Chileball on the Battle of Laguna del Desierto, rising the tensions higher than never before.

In 1974 the last pure Selk'nam died.

Argentinaball became a military dictatorship AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN during 1976-1983. due to  Murica's intervention due to the Cold War (yes, this one was real).

During 1975-1976 Argentinaball defeated the guerrilla groups called  ERPball and  Montonerosball, who were born as a result of the cold war.

Through 1976-1982  Argentinaball had an stress attack because of the mental instability that teh dictatorship and  Nazi Germany's ghost were causing on it's mind and almost declared war on Chile in 1978 but  Vaticanball convinced it to don't do that. So Argie invaded the  Falklands and  sanguche islands and occupied them for some time but  UKball beated  Argentinaball, forcing it to leave the islands alone.

After the war, Argentinaball reflexioned and became democratic again. In 1989 Argentinaball defeated the guerrilla group called MTP.

Argentinaball recently
In 1990 Argentinaball became more interventionist, it joined the gulf coalition to fight  Ba'athist Iraqball, capturing +500 ships, recovering it's pride after the Malvinas war and becoming a  non-NATO ally.

In 1991 it helped Croatiaball fight against  Yugoslaviaball, in 1994 participated in the    Operation Uphold Democracy against  Haitiball and in 1995 Argentina sold weapons to  Ecuadorball for the War of the Cenepa against  Peruball,  Argentina regrets doing that though.

In 1994 the AMIA was bombed by an unknown ball. And in 2001 Argie suffered a economic crisis. In 2013 Argentina became the  pope, being the first non-european to archieve this.

Argentinaball is now a part of the COVID-19 pandemic and locked down the country to prevent the spread of virus.

Personality
Argentinaball is mainly portrayed as being puned for claiming to be White (European), due to Argentina having A LOT (I of mean a lot) of Italians, as well as  Spanish and some  Germans and  Celts.

Argentinaball usually doesn't start discussions but can get very aggressive when he feels insulted, or when other countryballs make fun of him,  pointing at yuo,  Brazilball. But most of the time it's a very welcoming and friendly ball, just like his adoptive parent,  Italyball.

Argentinaball also loves football, and even if it's not the best at it, it's one of the best players on the world. And also enjoys making fun of each other with it's neighbours, sometimes going a bit too far with  Chile and  Brazil, but deep down Argentinaball cares about them. This is what  Japanball would call a "tsundere"

Argentinaball also can be very bipolar when asked about things like his  confederate or  dictatorial past and prefers not to talk about it's past friendship with the axis powers. Nazi Germanyball's ghost still lives inside his house.

Subdivisions
The country is subdivided into twenty-three provinces and one autonomous city, Buenos Airesball, which is the federal capital of the nation (Spanish: Capital Federal) as decided by Congress. Argentina has a federal system, similar to another countries. This means that its provinces and its capital have their own constitutions.


 * Buenos Airesball - (No capital) The over-crowded metropolitan area my largest and strongest province but also the biggest troublemaker through my history, the only time you were the face that i showed to the world you made me look like a madman! i have my eyes on you.  i loved being a confederation, let's try again


 * La Matanzaball - Overpopulated with villeros partido (county) and industrial capital.
 * Autonomous City of Buenos Airesball - (Yes capital) and lunfardo speaker, his personality is the one that i mostly show to other countries. H e is actually a replacement of the first CABAball, because the first one got killed by querandies, but don't tell him.
 * Catamarcaball - He can into lots of mountain tribes. The wind and heat here is SAVAGE!
 * Chacoball - Jungles, cheap shantytowns, and heat, A LOOT OF HEAT and snakes.
 * Chubutball - Province that speaks Welsh and also whale empire.
 * Córdobaball - Beer!!! (Germanyball was here) the soul of the party on the country! but stop being drunk all the time goddamit
 * Corrientesball Swamps, horses, crocodiles, capybaras, lots of gauchos and UNCOUNTABLE knifes. He likes to compare himself to  Texasball.
 * Formosaball The province that can into brick and ball at the same time  Drugs, beaches, babes and jungle
 * Entre Ríosball MURGA Y CARNAVAL Best beaches in Argentina!!!!!  Buenos Aires's biggest rival through history.
 * Jujuyball Annoying flute players from here Boiling hot desert wasteland
 * La Pampaball (Pop. 0.00) uninhabited cropland and cow empire.
 * La Riojaball (Argentina) Better wine than Mendozaball.
 * Mendozaball  wine addict.
 * Misionesball Slavic Wildlife reserves, virgin rain forest and Iguazu waterfalls  COCAINE AND MARIJUANA
 * Neuquénball Skiing, chocolate, dinosaurs and lakes Argentinaball's only son that is civilized
 * Naziball Río Negroball NEIN!!! SEIG HEIL!!! Lots of Whales and Seals. Bariloche!  Nazi Germany's ghost still lives inside this province
 * San Luisball The province no one cares about.
 * San Juanball The best province in el cuyo Enemy of Mendoza and Padre del Aula.
 * Santa Cruzball Penguins empire and desert.
 * Santa Feball That weird province that likes to eat cats  ANDA A LA CANCHA BOBO!
 * Santiago del Esteroball That perverted province that rapes everything he sees...
 * Saltaball The bigger better version of Jujuyball and super-gaucho.
 * Tierra del Fuegoball My very cold son and tech master.
 * Argentine Antarcticaball, 372,819 sq miles of Antarctic territory
 * Tucumánball Main tropical fruit And Illegal immigrant exporter, and also frustrated capital
 * South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islandsball Georgias del Sur, Sandwich del Sur, Orcadas del Sur y Setelandas del Sur
 * Montereyball  (formely) - yep! i had a colony at some point!

Friends

 * Anyone that recognizes the Falklands as argentine, but mostly:
 * Boliviaball - Lots of them in my clay.  Even though most sell only vegetals It's ok. 
 * Cubaball - Ernesto Che Guevara (an Argentine) participated in the Cuban Revolution.
 * Chinaball - Superchino stores are very popular here. But control YOUR MIERDAVIRUS! Hong Kong is yours.
 * Dominican Republicball - Brother and good friend BUT TANGO > MERENGUE. 
 * Estoniaball - Good friend from the Nordics Baltics. She wants to be Nordic just like I want to be European. We have a common enemy.
 * Franceball - Aunt who likes our cultura y stuff like Tango. We don't talk much these days. I use some french words in my rioplatence spanish like cana (canne) and reculie (reculé).
 * Indonesiaball - maradona was famous in yuor clay we both support [[File:Palestine-icon.png]] Palestineball.
 * Irelandball - Best Friend. We both hate UKball for fought territory, there's a frienship song about us! Glory to William Brown!
 * Icelandball - I'm the Only South American Country that likes LazyTown.
 * Italyball - My adoptive father. A lot of them in my clay and I use some Italian words, like laburo (lavoro), bacán and engrupir (gróppo) in my rioplatence Spanish (also called lunfardo).
 * Japanball - Another East Asian friend like South Koreaball. I love anime and your video games.
 * Middle Eastern Countryballs - We all recognized Palestineball, some of them can into mate!
 * Saudi Arabiaball - I have the highest percentage of Muslims in Latin America. We both hate abortion but he likes Faceblock.
 * Mexicoball - Almost always Saltamuros sin copas y multicuentas.
 * Netherlandsball - The Dutch queen was born in Buenos Airesball.
 * Norwayball - He keeps my Junta Trial tapes for safekeeping. Also, we both claim pieces of Antarctican land.
 * Palestineball - You can into independence.
 * Peruball - He helped me once in the war of the Malvinas Islands. In addition, I feel indebted with him for having sold arms to  Ecuadorball while he was at war with Perúball. Nearly of making me not into world cup, and eats pidgeon too.
 * Philippinesball - My Asian sister and major non-NATO ally, I heard she wanted to become a federal republic like me and I can help her to get into G20 with the help of USAball,  Germoney,  Indonesiaball,  Mexicoball and  Tringapore. We both have in common, corruption female leadership! Also can into boxing! Why did you cancel Violetta in your clay? I'm so sad. But, thank you for naming a corned beef brand after me. You actually knew that I ate beef a lot. Misunderstood nation We both hate  Venezuelaball.
 * Polandball - I'll remember Jan Pawel for you since he visited me for stopping us taking over Las Malvinas between me and  UKball. I can into Pole's day! And happy 100th anniversary yuo are the best slavic guy. Misunderstood nation.
 * South Koreaball - By chance, do you like Messi? Also good economy. She defeated kraut. Also Real Korea.
 * Spainball - My mother But 6-1 never forget . I'm her oldest son.
 * Swedenball - He hates Chileball and  Indiaball because of YouTube. Why can you not let  Estoniaball into Nordic?
 * Ukraineball - We both want to join EUball.  Crimeaball is yours. We have good relations recently.
 * Uruguayball - Little brother who broke away from Brazilball ( and Rebellious Province ), we created the mate.
 * Vaticanball - Pope Francis is of my descent.
 * Trabas LGBTQ - You are good, but my former president legalize your marriage thought I am Catolico and recently had an abortion referendum but the cons won. (Somehow).
 * Hawaiiball - The first guy that recognized me as a country.
 * Finlandball - He can into Tango too!
 * EUball - can I into yuo?
 * Paraguayball - My brother, there are lots of them in my clay and he can into mate, he is still a bit scared of me before the triple alliance thing though.
 * Equatorial Guineaball - Long lost daughter or sister.  
 *  Central Americaball - I helped him get freedom, and in appreciation he made it's flag similar to mine! but he died.
 * Guatemalaball - I helped her beat her commie rebel during his civil war  tho    sh  e made a genocide in h  er  tierra . Well, her bandera looks slightly like mio but vertical.
 * El Salvadorball - One of the countries that were born from FRCAball.  He is my favourite of his brothers.
 * Costa Ricaball - Am not going to calm down!
 * Guaraniball - He is the real creator of the mate, but let's pretend that never happened.
 * Germanyball - 1-0 NEVER FORGET!! Still only Football Rivals, lots of people in Argentina come from you. Can I into EU?  Stop getting us out from world cups!  we drink beer together sometimes and know each other from a long time.
 * Russiaball, Arab Leagueball and  African Unionball - They support me in the  Malvinas dispute! thank yuo all!!
 * Western Saharaball - I don't fully recognize yuo, but I recognize your Self determination. Stay stronk brother!
 * Serbiaball - I don't recognize Kosovo as independent and he recognizes Malvinas as mine.
 * Armeniaball - Armenian diaspora is having colonies here.
 * Canadaball - WE ARE BEST BUDDIES EVEN THOUGH JUSTIN BIEBER IS CANADIAN. ALL GOOD. SAYING SORRY EH?! But why are you UKball's dad?
 * 2ball - I'm your fan numer one! Lets remove  The colored assholes
 * Japanese Empireball - I helped him during the Russo-Japanesse War.  BOTH CAN INTO GENOCIDE!
 * Roman Empireball - MY GLORIOUS EUROPEAN ANCESTOR!! I tried to use triunvirate, just like you did, but I failed....
 * Carthageball - I'm your fan, yo copied your strategy and crossed los Andes like a boss!! But, tú tried to kill my glorious European ancestor.

Neutral

 * Australiaball - Why he can into Eurovision and I not? He did not even lives in Europe ... if he can participate in Eurovision I can too!!! Also... JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA I DEFEATINGS YOU IN RUGBY GET ABSOLUTELY REKT! You're 7th in the world! You've never been that low!
 * Brazilball - Never forget 7-1! Friendly Rivals (especially in football) still we don't have to hate each other. we also should cooperate even more! And we fought together against ​​ Paraguayball in Paraguayan War. BUT MARADONA IS BETTER THAN PELÉ ! (Now my stan is ded, Reeeeeeee)
 * Iranball - Complicated.
 * Quebecball - We have neutral relations.
 * USAball - Screw the Vulture Funds! (although they are already paid) We are seeking to restoring relations. Also, thanks for making me a Non-NATO ally. BUT ..(scroll below to enemies list)
 * Californiaball - I don't know yuo very mucho, but I remember that i occupied yuo for some days. Hope you are doin' okay!
 * Botswanaball - Hijo de UKball. But can into removing of  him.  ALSO BOTSWANA AND ARGENTINA NO ES SAME!!!  he is the batman bootleg version of me. but he hates whites :(. We are frenimes.
 * Nazi Germanyball - Hehehehe, I allowed quite a lot of Nazi war criminals to come to my land and escape justice and we both hate UKball. I can into Nazi. But I also have a large  Jewish community too. HEIL HITLER! Tú will be back mein Führer!
 * Portugalball - he always wanted to invade Uruguayball and reach the river of silver, Messi >>>>>>>> CR7 I also heard that you are UKball's best friend so REMOVE!!!
 * Venezuelaball - Now that Cristina Fernández de Kirchner is our current Vice President we are ok. But thanks for saying Malvinas is mine.
 * Croatiaball - 3 - 0 WORST DAY OF MY LIFE! I helped him fight Yugoslaviaball.
 * Indiaball - He supports me in the World Cup and Malvinas dispute, pero DO YOU HATE BEEF? WHY? Also, he hate UKball quite a bit, but he hates me because I eat cows.
 * Israelcube - I don't really hate you that much. I have the highest percentage of Jews in Latin America, BUT YOU WANTED TO TAKE THE PATAGONIA TO LIVE THERE!! I may recognize you BUT PLEASE RECOGNIZE PALESTINEBALL AS WELL! GIVE INDEPENDENCE TO HIM OR ELSE MY   FRIENDS   WILL REMOVE YOU! Remove Judíos from the premises!
 * Taiwanball - I may not recognize you, but we have informal relations. ( Lo siento, if I recognize yuo one of my provinces will fooking kill me).
 * Selk'namball - Genocide?? Q-que is that thing? (starts sweating)
 * Soviet Unionball - You helped me during the Malvinas War, but yuo also wanted to make me a commie! Also, Nazi > Commie.
 * Mapucheball - This freak claims a big part of my country, but at least he isn't as agressive with me as he is with Chile.
 * 3ball - I respect you, but stop being such a pain in the ass!
 * Chileball - A frenemy, La Patagonia es mia!!, tengo mas copas que vos!!! Traitor, you helped UK in Malvinas War!!! we almost get along now though. (Che negro chileno, cuantas copas america te robaste boludo?)
 * Moroccoball - My cousin. I don't mind you but pls be more kind to my brother.

Enemies

 * Johnsonreich - You are my worst nightmare!!! He is just the guy who didn't realized those old glory days of his generation had passed. He has evenbeen overcomed by his son. I disputed the sovereignty over  Falklands Islands with him. But now he had left the  EUball, so there may be room for me? MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS!! REMOVE TEA!!! I DEFEATED TU THREE TIMES, YOU JUST DEFEAT ME ONCE!!! ALSO I'M BIGGER THAN TU!! But other than that, thanks for helping me in the past with my railroads and stuff like that. :) So maybe we can find a day to improve relations?
 * USAball (Sometimes) - Vete Burger imperialista de mierda!! Glory to Che Guevara!!! 33-7, BEST DAY OF MY 2018 LIFE! And HANDS OFF MY LEMONS!
 * Jews - Stop calling me Nazi or am I? Nazi Germanyball, I will summon yuo!
 * 8ball - GET EL MIERDA AWAY FROM ME! REMOVE OGGA BOOGA!!!!
 * Gabonball - STAY AWAY FROM [[File:Equatorial Guinea-icon.png]] MI SOBRINA, TU PERVERTIDO!!!
 * Malvinasball - ¡¡¡TU ARE MY RIGHTFUL CLAY!!! ¡¡¡YUO ARE MALVINAS NOT FALKLANDS!!! ¡¡¡STOP BEING LIKE THE UKBALL AND BE MINE!!! ¡JAJAJAJAJAJA!
 * Faceblock - REMOVE FACEBLOCK!!! IT BANNED THE ARGENTINABALL PAGE ONCE!
 * Ghanaball - Stay, away, from, my, ship! Tu eres also a hijo of UKball.
 * Peru-Bolivian Confederationball - This thing was creado when Bolivia and  Peru joined in a confederation, it was a threat.
 * Kosovoball - I don't care who are you, but you're part of Serbia.
 * ERP and  Montonerosball - KJJJJJJJ JAJAJAJA YUO CAN'T INTO MAKING ME A COMMIE!  Oh mierda, I got infected with Montoneros now!
 * Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball and Peruball - ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL! Especially el primero.

Links

 * Wikipedia's pages about Argentina

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