Czechiaball

Czechball, sometimes called Czechiaball (Českákulička in Czech), is a personification of Czech Republic, former Czechoslovakia. Slavic country very proud of it's beer and hockey. Czechball used to be very strong in the past, but it is way calmer now. Once great, now more like 'Can't into strong economy". Czechball is proud of itself, but still cannot into relevant.

History
We are told that this ball started as a Samoball, Samoball formed a union for market only and haven't even dreamed about being a kingdom. When Czechball realized that Samoball isn't enough he turned to GreatMoraviaball, he decided to have dukes and be powerfull as hell. But inside that GreatMoraviaball was a smaller Bohemiaball and Bohemiaball can't into liking Moraviaball, so he said:"Fuuk yuo, kurva!" and left to make his own kingdom. After some years this kingdom included Hungaryball, HolyRomanEmpireball and Polandball. When he became bored of this he started war with Vaticanball, took farmers, women, and children a kicked asses of four crusades. After that Czechball became calmer and took a nap, during this nap someone moved him in with Jagiellonianball, he wasn't even bothered, Slav master is a friend. After that he became very lazy and when Jagellonianball decided to give itself to Habsurkball. Czechball haven't even moved a finger. Since then he waited to someone beat Habsburkball and finally, in 1918 he turned into Czechoslovakiaball, enjoyed this for a few years untill the Naziball said: "No, you are nich of being Tcheckienslovakien, now du bist of Böhmen und Mähren!" Czechball was all like: "What is of ever, i do not am caring". Few years after USSRball decided to make Czechoslovakiaball again, Czechball hasn't even bothered himself with saying anything. In 1989 he's got pissed an got rid of USSRball, Four years after that Slovakiaball decided to leave him. Since then is Czechball bored and blames everything on USSRball and does decisions as joining the Fourth Reich EU.

Friends

 * Slovakiaball - Brother (male) or divorced wife (female)
 * USAball
 * Germanyball
 * Polandball - If Czechball - Female = false, Polen is gay. if Czechball - Female = false, they best friends.

Enemies

 * Russiaball

Quotes

 * Czechball can into water !
 * "Slovakiaball is my brother and im loving him!"
 * Czechball are the best
 * Everybody hates me...
 * It's goddamn Czechball...