Talk:Scotlandball/@comment-34960038-20180624090751

["Meet the Scotland" text appears"]

[Opening fanfare of Drunken Pipe Bomb plays as the Scotlandball narrowly escapes a massive explosion while jumping from a drop-down corridor in New Mexican Pit]

[Freeze frame]

Scotlandball: "What makes me a good Scotland?"

[Cut to Scotlandball, sitting in a room full of explosives]

Scotlandball: "If I were a bad Scotland, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?"

["Drunken Pipe Bomb" resumes playing]

[Scotlandball charges into battle along with Team RED while dodging a cascade of rockets

Scotlandball: "Let's do it!"

Scotlandball: "Not one of ya's gonna' survive this."

[Cut back to the Scotlandball's room, music pauses.]

Scotland: "One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch... and kablooie!"

[Cut back to battle, music resumes.]

[Scotlandball bounces a grenade off a wall and gibs a pursuing Zimbabweball]

[Cut to scene of the Scotlandball chugging from his Bottle of scrumpy]

[A level 2 Freedom Gun upgrades to level 3]

[Cut to scene of the Scotlandball continuing to chug from his Bottle of scrumpy]

[Freedom Gun fires rockets at Scotlandball]

[Cut to a close up of the Scotlandball's face, still chugging from his Bottle of scrumpy]

[''The Scottish dodges the rockets as a nearby Bostonball is gunned down by the Freedom Gun. Scotlandball then fires two grenades, destroying the Freedom Gun'']

[Cut back to Scotlandball's room, music stops.]

[Scotlandball slams the now empty Bottle down on the table, breathing heavily]

[Camera blurs]

Scotlandball: "I got a manky eye. I'm a blue, Celtic cyclops."

[Scotlandball knocks a grenade off the table, arming it in the process (it begins to blink)]

Scotlandball: They've got more f-[censored]-s than they've got the likes of me."

[Scotlandball starts to drink from the empty Bottle, then notices the camera and becomes lucid again]

Scotlandball: "So...."

[The ending segment of "Drunken Pipe Bomb" starts to play]

Scotlandball: "...T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure."

[''Scotlandball runs out to the final capture point in New Mexican Pit and is shocked to see a group of BLU team members charging towards him with smug expressions on their faces. A devious look comes over to Scotlandball's face and he runs with BLU in hot pursuit'']

Scotlandball: "Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say! [Scotlandball covers a door frame in sticky bombs] I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable... with an unhappy bloody end!"

[''USSRball notices the sticky bombs around the door frame, and his expression changes from smugness to one of shock. Scotlandball throws a mock salute and activates the sticky bombs, gibbing all his pursuers'']

[Scotlandball walks up to (presumably) a cut in half ball, laughing merrily as body parts and blood rain down around him.]

Scotlandball: "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... in hell!"

[Poland Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, accompanied by bagpipes]