User blog comment:Johnny-Swing/What is Taxation?/@comment-30901227-20180423105230/@comment-35243805-20180423180119

"Hello 12123 SabanciSA police? A man is being mugged here" "Hello ma'am, do you have a membership packet for prioritisation?" "No, how fast will it arrive?" "Within 30 minutes ma'am. But just for 260 USD you can get premium coverage packet™, it will arive within 2 minutes. Emergency fees are an exception" "But that's above my wage!" "We'll send a squad car whenever available ma'am, you'll still have to pay the emergency fees of 85 USD"