Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-43344082-20191005120647/@comment-38730394-20191022214321

179. Accidentally veer to the side, crash through the watching crowd and shoot off just above the earth's surface, and then frantically steer as you fail to avoid crashing into many skyscrapers and houses throughout the most densely populated cities of Asia and America. Then run into a nuclear power plant and eject just before contact. The resulting explosion should launch your charred, radioactive, burning, disintegrating corpses up into outer space where your body will be preserved endlessly in your tiny little space suit until you are demolished by a meteor, crash into an astronomical body after getting pulled into their orbit, or eaten alive by space aliens