Californiaball

Californiaball is Hotel Californiaball a stateball located on the west coast of USAball. Californiaball can create some of the best movies in the world. Is finding himself "a tiny bit" flooded. After "Drumpf's" (California's way of calling Trump) fake surprising win, despite California picking Hillary (or in some cases, Bernie) to win, a small radical part of California wants independence, and so does Cascadiaball and  New Englandball, because he doesn't want a conservative home of AMBER ALERT cases right-wing president, like "Drumpf". But if he were an independent nation, he would be among the G20, and have economies only smaller than his father,  Chinaball,  Japanball, and  Germanyball. He passed UKball in May 2018, and he'd be just ahead of  Franceball (hon hon hon),  Indiaball,  Italyball, and  Brazilball (hue hue hue!).

History
The clay of Californiaball was once populated, and born by 3balls (Native Americans), but then  Spainball had un hijo, Californiaball. Then, Californiaball was then kidnapped adopted by Mexicoball, but one day he broke off in a fight with Mexicoball and got his own independencia with the help of USAball. Then it joined USAball, but it took a long war with Mexicoball before he agreed. He thought his brother Texasball's star flag was pretty cool, so Californiaball put a star on his flag to reference it. In 1849, gold was discovered on his clay, and other stateballs have been jealous of him ever since. 3balls were quickly driven away as other balls from all around scrambled for pretty yellow rocks. Throughout his history has been plagued with earthquakes, his clay is divided by San Andreas fault and smaller faults. This has been into destroying his cityballs all throughout history. He is home to many different races, mostly Mexicoballs and any  Chinaballs, and likes to boast that practically every countryball has immigrants here. Used to pretty much just be full of cowboys and missionaries for a long time, until immigrants from Germanyball infected him with the hippies. Ever since then, he has been into a quiet civil war between old cowboys and new hippies for control of state. For reasons mentioned above, he has a bit of a split-personality. As well, his northern and southern halves are basically hatings of each other, and his central valley area (that is still full of cowboys) is about as conservative and independence-wanting as Texasball. He may one day split into as many as six smaller stateballs, just like Texasball can into being five stateballs (Maybe when I into independence). Making matters worse is the fact that his habit of making golf courses and growing crops in the desert finally caught up with him, causing a severe water-shortage during an ongoing drought. Yet he is too stubborn to change his ways. ("Hey man, it's either that or avocadoes can't be grown here.") In 2016, with Massachusettsball and  Nevadaball, he finally can into weed. California has really high taxes, for income over $1,000,000 it's 13.3%, and the state sales tax of 7.25% is the nation's highest. And in 2016, in addition to voting for Hillary by 62%, California also voted to raise the income tax to the level by the same percentage. Californiaball can into very Democratic, and he is very proud of that.

Friends

 * Nevadaball - Mi hermano favorito. I'm keeping gambling illegal on myself, so that people have a reason to visit him.
 * Delawareball - YAYYY WE WON!!!! FUCK YOU Donald Trump-icon.pngTRUMP
 * Oregonball - Foster brother. He has lots of rain. Share with me pls!! I'm hella thirsty. Oh wait, never mind. I'm getting more rain now.
 * Washingtonball - Friendly tech rivals. Has lots of rain too. Fellow Liberal just like me.
 * Georgiaball - Although we have been friends for a while, we just recently been closer friends now that he turned blue! We both have large film industries and share some things in common. Some of my people are migrating to his clay. He is a pro-Islamic state, and I really don’t mind it. However,  STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH THE   ENEMIES!!! I will give you a pass with  Ruski and even  Nicaraguaball, but the rest... I don’t approve! Besides from that, he really likes my object shows, especially Inanimate Insanity! Also, don’t get me wrong, I adore  Saudi Arabiaball, too, but I’M THE ONE DRYING UP OVER HERE! Since you are now part of our liberal-ness, I will do all of my power to protect you from the  Conservative redneck!
 * Vermontball - Fellow liberal
 * UKball - New Grandfather plox tell Texas to shut up at Christmas was pardre like this? outdated monarchy, CANCEL IT
 * Baja Californiaball and Baja California Surball - Mis otros hermanos, stayed with Mexico when I left. (One day, mis hermanos, one day....)
 * Hawaiiball - Pacific brother surround by water. Many Hawaiiballs live in me. Dammit, I'm so jealous of you!! Everyone goes to my cities and then go straight to you! Are you asking me to anschluss you?!? but I can't because you're too adorable and kind!! GAAAHHH!!!
 * Lower Saxonyball - My German version, we sure do look alike.
 * Hamburgball - Los Angeles' German version, They have studios and ports.
 * Bremenball - German version of the city of San Francisco.
 * Philippinesball - Technically, we are brothers because USAball is our father. He is good friends with  Hawaiiball so we are good friends too! Many Filipinos visit my clay (in fact, more than 1 million!)
 * Australiaball - Uncle that has a lot in common with Texasball. They wear silly hats, have funny accents, have very big egos, etc. He gave awful birthday present of eucalyptus tree infestation, and no koalas to keep their numbers down.
 * All other 3balls - Aunts and uncles. Plz accept the reservations I have ceded for yuo.
 * South Vietnamball - A lot of his people came to me in order to escape from commie.
 * Armeniaball -I Have Lot of Armenians In My Clay,Sadly, You Get Bullied By That Asshole,

Neutral

 * USAball - Mi nuevo padre. He is making so many stupid decisions while I do my best to shield my people from them. Not sure if I should declare independence or help him get over his problem. I guess I'll stay with him for another year
 * Mexicoball - My biological father and former independence war enemy. I quite feel bad for you since an Idiot is trying to keep you away. He dosen't know the damage he have done. Also I want baja and me to be independent. *sighs*
 * Arizonaball - Younger Brother. My very hot and dry desert. Come if you want the sea. Pretty conservative hombre, But NOT ANYMORE. I successfully turned him into a progressive liberal, like how he should've always been... stop revolting from progressive rule or I will cancel yuo idiot 
 * New Mexicoball - Older brother with poor economy and ignorant. If u keep with Breaking bad and not La jauria, I'll cancel you.
 * New Yorkball - My biggest Northeastern brother. He is liberal and progressive like me. THE ONE THING I DON'T LIKE IS WHY YOU GAVE BIRTH TO THE SHITTEST PRESIDENT TRUMP!
 * Floridaball - Jealous older sibling that wants to have better theme parks and beaches than me. My Disney park is still better. Unlike me, always experiencing droughts, he is experiencing the opposite instead. Also friends with TEXAS AND OTHER SOUTHERN REDNECKS! HATE YOU SO MUCH!
 * Canadaball - A very large uncle, but I have more money and population anyway. Kinda weird that he supposedly "exists" or something like that. Even though, he's pretty nice, and I hold the most Canadian immigrants in the USA! (Though my population is bigger than some countries)
 * Saudi Arabiaball - He is a good friend of my dad but STOP STEALING MY WATER!!!
 * Vietnamball - He likes me but I hate him. People from real Vietnam come to my clay after the Vietnam War. But ty for calling me the best U.S state. Complicated relationships.

Enemies

 * [[File:Texas-icon.png]] Texasball - MY WORST ENEMY! YUO ARE A RACIST PIECE OF CRAP WHO LIKES CAPITALISM AND HATES PROGRESSIVISM! REMOVE COWBOYS, I DESERVE TO BE THE FASTEST GROWING STATE, NOT YOU! BUT ALSO, ENJOY BEING A LIBERAL SOON! [[File:Arizona-icon.png]] ARIZONA WAS FIRST, YOUR NEX- oh I said Idaho was next already ok, BUT YOUR NEXT NEXT!
 * Coloradoball - He has mountains (my Mount Whitney is still 65 feet higher than his Mount Elbert hehehe), is a moderate between me and Texas. He constantly complains when I come to his place, bring my ultra-liberal politics there and drive up his house prices. However, we both can into stoned though.
 * OhioRawr - WARRIORS ARE THE BEST!! REMOVE CAVS!!
 * Idahoball - YOU BECOME ME, TURN BLUE Arizona was first, You are Next!!
 * Connecticutball - REMOVE GILMORE GIRLS!

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