North Koreaball

"Eat this America!"

"America will fear from our great leader kim-jong-un himself!, juche the true religion!" ""North Koreaball, or  The Fat Dictators Kingdom Democratic People's Republic of Koreaball (not democratic, it isn't even communist, not (all of) Korea), is a controversial Juche East Asian country in Korean peninsula. It has few money and food and it's famous for its "glorious" leader and "democracy".

Beside it claims to have nukes, it's technologically back and, if it wasn't for its internal propaganda, it'd probably auto-collapse for its dictatorship regime.

North Koreaball has no relationship with its southern neighbour since they both claim to be the only Korea, not recognizing each other. Japanball also dosen't recongnize him.

He claims he can into nuke, but he can't into nuke. Actually he can, but after that, he is of punished by UNball.

He is not a Kebab but he really likes Kebab Countries because they work to together and want to destroy USA and also like to work together. And this is way North Korea loves Kebab.

History
Korean history starts with various Asian dynasties but before World War II there were no "North Korea" or "South Korea". In 1945, Japanese Koreaball, a Fascist occupation of the Korean peninsula formerly part of Korean Empireball, was split into two different parts by Sovietball and USAball.

In 1948, North Koreaball made their government.

This division encouraged the Northern part of Korea to invade the Southern one, in 1950, starting the Korean War which de facto ended into a status quo, thanks to United States support to South Korea and Sino-Soviet support to North Korea. After war, North Korea made their own flag with Soviet Unionball gaved. One funny thing is Kim-il-sung(Kim-jong-un's grandfather) liked Korea flag(South Korea flag).

Since 1995, North Koreaball has to open up to external food aid and modernization in this country is practically below zero. As Communist block fell off, North Korea remained with less and less allies. Now he has been testiing nukes like crazy.

Relationships
Friends:

North Korea does not have any friends, but he does have two occasional friends. Chinaball (Sometimes)-Thanks for supporting me during korean war.But now you are hating me.

Russiaball (Sometimes)-Thanks for also supporting me but you also hate me now.

Vietnamball (Sometimes) - Great contribution to the Cold War. I helped you during the Vietnam War, but why are you starting to be sort of hating on me...?

Iranball - We have both want to destroy Capitalist PIG and the Zionists, Wahhabis and Illuminatis have to defend ourselfs and remove USA and Israel and theyre Diabolic Pland. Also he is like me in the Middle East

Enemies:

Chinaball (Sometimes)-What! You traitor! Give me more nukes or I will nuke you

Russiaball (Sometimes)-Another traitor! Give me nukes!

South Koreaball-Worst enemy!I AM REAL KOREA YOU ARE FAKE!I WILL NUKE YOU CAPITALIST PIG!REMOVE K-POP! But gib reunifaction before our language differs too much and also gib your flags. BUT REMOVE BORDER WALL!!!!!

USAball-CAPITALIST PIG YOU WILL FALL TO GLORIOUS KIM JONG UN 9/11 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

Japanball-Capitalist Pig! REMOVE ANIME!

Israelcube - You of Zionist PIG who wants to destroy the free World and even the West. Let Palestine be free and now Rothschild Illuminati Satanist Banking in our Country. FUCK YOUR ANTISEMITIC CARD WE IN TRUE KOREA DON'T CARE ABOUT IT HOLOCAUST BEST DAY OF LIFE!!!

Bulgariaball- Sometimes, they are shown as arch-enemies. North Koreaball hates Bulgariaball more than USAball and South Koreaball

Portugalball-7-0 NEVER FORGET!

Quotes

 * Juche Juche
 * Haeck!!!! : Nuclear
 * Chinaehanun Gimjonguen Jangunnim Manse: Hail for the General Gimjonguen.

How to draw
Draw North Koreaball is somewhat difficult:
 * 1) Draw the basic circle shape and color it red
 * 2) Draw two horizontal white lines in it and color the central part of blue
 * 3) After this, draw a white inner circle in the blue part and draw a red star inside it
 * 4) Draw the eyes and you've done

Gallery
Corea del Norteball Corea del Nordball 북한공 Coreia do Norteball Северная Корея