Turkeyball

"Sometimes my nation is very unfriendly, sometimes my nation is super friendly. I do not know what the government wants anymore.."

- A confused Turk about the state of his country's politics

, officially the Republic of Kebab Turkey, is a bird eaten at Thanksgiving countryball located in Anatolia. It is Eurasian as it straddles the line between Europe and Asia. The countryball is divided into 81 provinceballs, along with his capital Ankaraball, giving him a total area of 302,535 square miles, making him the 36th largest countryball in the world. With a population of about 83 million as of 2019, he's the world's 18th most populous countryball.

Being a Turkic countryball, as well as having strong ties with the western world, makes Turkeyball a member of the Turkic Councilball and  NATOball. As for EU, his accession talks to the EUball are constantly delayed due to the many problems he's dealing with. Turkeyball is also a member of the G20: twenty biggest economies in the world.

Turkeyball is often referred to as "aggressive, nationalist" because of his actions towards many countryballs in the last two decades. Turkeyball is trying to find out where it stands in the world, it does not understand its identity. But it is learning!

He became a member of NATOball on 18th of February in 1952 and possesses the second largest army in the alliance after USAball.

His national day is October 29.

Anatolia
Anatolia is the inner region of Turkeyball. The lands Turkeyball is in have a long history. The oldest known 'temple', Göbekli Tepe, in the world lies in Turkeyball along with many other ancient sites designated by UNESCO. Among the first cities built in the world's history, some of them were located in Turkeyball too such as [https://www.nationalgeographic.com/history/world-history-magazine/article/early-agricultural-settlement-catalhoyuk-turkey#:~:text=Settled%20more%20than%209%2C000%20years,living%20planted%20at%20its%20heart. Çatalhöyük]. The country holds many known ancient pieces of humanity's history to the fascination of many archeologists and historians. The first civilizations rose in Africa, Middle East and Anatolia a very long time ago, more than ten thousand years ago at the very least. They had a whole different world of their own, trading with each other and their societies functioning. Other human species such as Neandthalers were in contact with Homo Sapiens there too and they naturally bred together, making us what we are now. It is also where the farming was invented first, bringing on Agricultural Revolution to Europe. These ancient people went on to travel across the Europe and teach the neandthaler and neolithic barbarians there how to work stone and how to farm. They also built impressive structures of which little survived today such as Stonehenge in England and several of its versions in France and Spain.

The civilizations rose and fell across the long thousands of years, most of it lost to us, and they took over the area and for a while lived in a state of anarchy. Then they thrived and collapsed again. And so on until where our 'recorded history' begins.

𐱅𐰼𐰇𐰰 Asia 𐱅𐰼𐰇𐰰
The people in Turkey descend from many places and are truly diverse, yet most of them do not even realize this. Anatolia was settled by many warring, trading and neutral states. The tribes in Mongolian lands clashed with each other and Chinese. One of these tribes fled from the rising Mongolian Empire across the Asia into the Arabian peninsula where they come in contact with the locals there who enlightened them and taught them much. They worked as mercenaries for them too. Before they converted to islam, their deities were of sky, moon, earth and lands. Even animals such as wolves.

Then the tribe split up in many tribes along the way and one of these tribes went on to create an empire.

Seljuk Empire
In 1037 Seljuk Empireball was created. They first started conquering counties in Turkmenistanball and  Persia. Then they came in Anatolia by smashing Byzantine Empireball in Byzantine-Seljuk Wars. Christians saw that Islam is being better and better everyday so they started  many Crusades and some of them became a sucessful and others became unsucessful. They wanted to have Holy Land which is in Seljuk Empireball's hands. Sadly Seljuk Empire was removed by  Mongol Empireball who found the tribes! It has been a very long time since they last saw them in Asia!

Seljuk Empireball became weaker and weaker, corrupt from within, and besieged from west by Byzantine and the European christian nations, south by Arabian and Egyptian nations and east by Mongols.

It nearly collapsed until one of the tribes, Kayi, rose and conquered the others and subverting the Seljuk Empire from within.

Mighty Ottoman Empire
In 1299, Osman I after the death of his father, Ertuğrul, made  Ottoman Empireball. They invaded Bursa,İznik and İznit in 1326, 1331 and 1337. They also started to invade some Turkic Beyliks and became stronger and stronger. They fought off and conquered Seljuk Empire too. In 1345 Keresi Beylik joined Ottoman Empire which made  Ottoman Army really big. Empire started to looking at Balkans with the change of the Sultan. They firstly go to Balkans by invading Edirne. They also crashed Byzantine Empireball which wanted to stop  Ottoman Forces. They also defeated Serbians and  Hungarians which wanted to invade Edirne. They also invaded Greece and  Bulgaria. They also had Akşehir, Yalvaç, Beyşehir, Şeydişehir, Karaağaç, Eğirdir and İsparta. Serbian Empireball tried to stop Ottoman Empire but  Ottomans won the war but the Sultan was killed after the war. The next Sultan tried to take all of the Beyliks and make the empire much better and it worked as he soldified his rule. He did take alot of Turkic Beyliks. Timurid Empireball invaded Ankaraball and captured the Sultan. Then Ottoman Civil War (1509-13) happened. Sultan's 4 kids, İsa, Mehmed, Süleyman and Musa fought each other. And the winner was Mehmed. Mehmed retook Ankaraball, but lost the other lands when  Timurid Empireball attacked. They defeated Wallachiaball and  Kingdom of Hungaryball (1000-1526).

The new Sultan, Mehmed II came and crashed Constantinopleball with walking ships! . Mehmed also expanded the territories in Balkans. He also invade more Turkic Beyliks and attacked Aq Qoyunluball and  Creteball. He also attacked Crimean Khanateball. After that they attacked Herzegovina and Kilia. After that they had a war with Mamlukball in the first war nothing actually changed but in the second war  Ottomans defeated  Mamluks. They also defeated Veniceball in 1499. They also also defeated Safavid Dynastyball. After Yavuz Sultan Selim's death, Suleiman I ascended the throne. Ottoman Empireball thrived and prospered in his reign, the science, art, medicine and more made great advances. Suleiman I invaded Belgradeball and  Rhodesball. After that he started a grand invasion of Kingdom of Hungaryball (1000-1526) and defeated the Hungarians. In 1529 he tried to invade Viennaball but it is failed. The good thing is Suleiman invaded the Algeriaball. He also invaded Baghdadball and Tabrizball. He tried to invade Maltaball but he failed. Suleiman is known as The Magnificent due to the laws he made and it changed his Empire in many good ways, giving everyone more rights and justice, but sadly he died in 1566. But he expanded the Empire a lot, its economy and architecture were amazing and advanced. The new Sultan is cared about Seas. He attacked Veniceball to get Cyprusball. He also invaded Aceh and made Aceh Sultanateball. Ottomans had a war with Tsardom of Russiaball and they failed. They also wanted to have Viennaball so they attacked to them but failed again. The things are not looking really good for the Ottomans as the long decline of Ottoman Empireball begins due to many mistakes its current and future Sultans make, dooming the Empire. Suleiman I and everyone else before him cry in their graves as they watch their descendants ruin and twist the ideal vision of Ottoman Empireball.

After two centuries of decline, the Ottoman Empireball was outdated in many ways and regressed in other areas like the laws for everyone in the Empire! Everyone but the muslims, especially Turkish muslims, started becoming oppressed.The Sultans became dumber and made bigger mistakes. The economy is getting worse and worse by the wars with Safavid Dynastyball and  Habsburgball. Their regions continue breaking away with the support of Great Powers. With the Karlowitz Treaty, Ottoman Empire gave  Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball,  Sovereign Military Order of Maltaball, Holy Roman Empireball and other countries alot of land. They had alot of Balkan rebellions and wars with Russian Empireball, it was too late for  Ottoman Empireball to fix the mistakes it made in the past. European powers are thriving in the New World and Industrial Revolution. And with the World War I, the shadow of Ottoman Empireball ended. UKball and his allies wanted to make Turkeyball really small and split their spoils among themselves. But Mustafa Kemal Atatürk doesn't want this to happen, then the Greeks invaded with their untouched army.

So starts the Turkish War of Independence.

Turkish War of Independence
After the World War I Ottoman Empireball surrendered but  Mustafa Kemal Atatürk didn't want that. So he went to Samsun and started Turkish War of Independence with the remnants of Ottoman army. Then he went to Havza, Erzurum and Sivas to rally and fight foreign occupiers and prevent their colonization.

The Greeks aimed to carve out a big land for themselves in the western coast of Turkeyball and made a big push towards Ankara while commiting many war crimes. They were only miles away from the new capital, Ankara. But then the resistance movement counterattacked and pushed them back very fast all way to the water. The Greeks scorched earth everything in their retreat.

Mustafa Kemal declared they will go to Constantinople to drive its occupiers out too after defeating the Armenian and French troops. But the Allied Powers offered a new, very favorable treaty: Treaty of Lausanne. Because they were too tired for another war as the resistance movement had retaken the lands in the north of Syria and the west of Caucasus region too. At the time the Allied Powers offered the treaty, the resistance movement had managed to take back the said lands in what was known as Misak-ı Millî.

Turkeyball went from very small to what it is now. Turkeyball is the only country to have successfuly stopped the colonization and drive off the colonizing invaders as far as known.

The Government
After the Turkish War of Independence, Mustafa Kemal gave the women right to vote and many other rights then he created the Turkish language. He was a dictator, but it was necessary to teach the illiterate, brainwashed peasant Turks and modernized Turkey through the heavy labor by force. He reinvented the Turkish society completely and democratized the country before retiring.

Sadly, he died on the 10th of November in 1938 at 09:05 and everyone became sad. Grateful for what he did, they called him Atatürk, meaning the Father of Turks.

Then the Second World War came and Turkeyball remained neutral, because most of its male population died in First World War just like France's and it was dealing already with violence in its homefront due to political tensions after Atatürk's death. Though many in Turkey felt more sympathetic towards the Germans than the Allied. Everyone tried to get Turkeyball to join their side and gave it tempting offers. But Turkeyball did not make her choice known until the end of war, it declared for Allied Powers then, no Turkish soldier saw combat.

It joined NATO a few years after the end of war. There were many coups, because the Turkish army saw the government becoming too islamist and prevented the extreme muslims from coming to power fully through force.

For the first time in history, in order to make progress in the accession talks to EUball, they allowed muslims into the high levels of government. It was all very good, PKK stopped fighting, there was peace, everyone had equality and the economy was growing bigger! Erdogan came to power democratically.

It turned out to be a mistake when Erdoğan became extreme and replaced everyone with the loyal, even if inept, AKP followers, ruining Turkeyball's systems, education and economy all while polarizing its people and blaming all bad things on the others while taking credit for all good things. More than 95 percent of Turkey's medias are owned by the state in the name of Berat Albayrak's family, they do everything they can to shower the opposition in negative light and give them little attention. Although Erdoğan is not responsible for all of it, it is very likely that he is under increasing pressure from his own party AKP and allied nationalist party MHP to make more changes to their wish in order to retain their votes. Without the votes of his own party and MHP, he would not have enough votes to remain in power nor have the necesssary majority in parliament to pass bills undisturbedly. These changes are such as MHP calling for withdrawing from Istanbul Convention (international treaty to protect women better) and for the closure of an opposition party HDP.

Berat is married to the daughter of Erdoğan and was the minister of Energy and Natural Resources, his policies are responsible for the heavy debts of energy companies and the energy sector has largely contributed to the currency and debt crisis of Turkeyball in 2016. Afterwards, he was made the minister of Finance and Treasury in 2018, and for the next two years, his policies had worsened the economy of Turkeyball before resigning at the end of 2020. He vanished from the public. He and his brother, Serhat, have been involved in many shady deals including hiding the money offshore and avoiding taxes. They have, with the support of Erdoğan, pushed for the foreign investments in Turkeyball including the vital infrastructure and companies concerning Turkey's security, possibly compromising Turkey. These investments allow the other countries and wealthy people to wield some power over Turkey. Some have accused the AKP of selling Turkey a bit by bit to investors for desperate money to pay off the debts and finance their own projects. All of which has been ignored by the medias, the family of Albaryak continues to be defended to this day by Erdoğan, AKP and MHP parties while hiding him from the public.

All the children of Erdoğan are 'businessmen' and have studied in foreign lands like USAball, but they are corrupt, bribing and stealing money a lot, there is not much known about them, but the little that is known is that they are involved in the 'business' of Erdoğan. They own many 'personal' palaces. They favor nepotism heavily and give the pro-AKP companies heavy support through contracts, making them richer and bigger, giving themselves more influence. They prefer the pro-AKP companies, boosting them, over the other companies in what is an unfair market. It has been reported in the early 2021 that dozens of billions were missing from the central bank. It is unknown where the money went, some suspect it was spent in futile defense of lira currency when Berat was the minister of Treasury. As an example of one of APK's many policies is that they invest heavily in Islamist education institutions too with the goal of producing a generation of strict muslims. Although, from studies, this had actually the opposite effect as it made the young generations, Turkey youth, much more secular than even their parents and grandparents. To AKP's dissatisfaction and frustration.

The cities under CHP, the oppositon party, such as Istanbul, Izmir and Ankara are cut off from the help of government and banks, they are forced to look for financial help abroad. The government also makes it very difficulty by delaying their requests to buy things like busses and infrastructure projects. From the reports revealed by the CHP after they assumed the power in these cities, the previous AKP administrations were incredibly incompetent on purpose and threw money at the pro-AKP companies and pushed themselves into deep debts all while neglecting the maintaince of infrastructure. But the medias did not give the reports any attention, instead blaming them for the mistakes of the previous AKP-administrations such as an overflow of trash on the streets.. just after they came to power while the AKP before has been in power for more than 15 years...

As of now, critizing Erdoğan heavily might be seen as an insult (lawfully forbidden) or terrorist collaboration and therefore punishable by law as evident by tens of thousands of arrests made in the last few years based on these exact charges, even though the evidence is extremely limited in the court. The said evidence could be some post from 2016 on Twitter, or even having one-dollar bill.

2016 Coup
Although there was a series of coups before in Turkeyball's history. This particular coup was unusual, less than three percent of Turkish army was involved: around nine thousand soldiers excluding officers, drivers and pilots. Yet 1/3 of military's top leadership is arrested, an astonishing number for so few soldiers. In all previous coups in the history of Turkeyball, the military was brought in almost fully. But in this coup, it was less than three percent. Many suspect it to be a staged coup. The military leaders are meant to be competent and know a lot about strategies and tactics. Despite that, they are apparently dumb enough to use only three percent of the military in a country of eighty million people. The main targets were Istanbul and Ankara where they went on the streets to  show off  to the public by driving through streets, blocking points like bridges on one lane and holding at symbolic buildings. Reportedly, two jet fighters were trailing the airplane of Erdoğan, but did not do anything beside asking it to land. Even as the plane did not comply, the jets did nothing. Suspicious indeed.

Prior to this coup, Erdoğan's support and popularity were dropping heavily. After the coup, he had at least three times more power with the emergency law in effect, and much more popularity and public support because he was seen as the 'righteous victim'. It is why some other countries were hesitating to support him because their own armies of analysts and experts were baffled at the 'coup', and unsure if it was a real one.

Around nine thousand soldiers were involved in the coup, but the arrests made afterwards numbered in hundreds of thousands with from normal to important functions such as judge, lawyer, police, teachers and doctors and so on.

Most of them, if not all, have one thing in common: they critize AKP's policies. Very, very few AKP supporters are among those arrested. Between 16th and 18th of July just after the coup, tens of thousands of arrests were made at an impossible speed. This suggests that the government may have had the lists ready.

Mehmet Dişli is the brother of a former vice president of AKP party, Şaban Dişli, who is the confidant of Erdoğan. Mehmet was seen giving orders to his fellow coup plotters.

It is unknown whether the coup was truly staged or a dumb mistake on which Erdoğan capitalized heavily to expand his powers and change laws in favor of his leading party.

Friends/Arkadaşlar

 * Azerbaycantopu - Best friends and brothers. We call each other "kardeşim" (qardaşım in Azerbaijani) which means "my brother". Also I am not going to use that weird e because its yours to keep :) . CONGRATULATIONS ON REGAINING KARABAKH!! MY BROTHER YOU HAVE IMPRESSED ALL THE TURKISH PEOPLE. YOU PLAYED CEDDIN DEDDEN?! Also don't worry, I will support yuo against Hon spammer!
 * Kanadatopu - Best Western friend since 1944. Multilateral cooperation has grown through links in NATO, the United Nations and its agencies, the OSCE, the OECD, and the Council of Europe. Through these shared ties, Canada and I are working together toward a common goal of promoting peace and stability throughout Europe, the Middle East and Central Asia. He has 63,955 Canadians of Turkish ancestry. I am proud of him. Also gibs me Massey Ferguson tractors. He isn't a Kebab remover like other Developed nations.
 * KKTCtopu - The only Cyprus and glorious son! I'm his mentor and proud father. (Also true Kebab) The gyro Cyprus sucks. WE CAN INTO REMOVING MUSTAFA AKINCI AND 5-MIN CRAFTS!
 * Somali Korsantopu - A really cool and epic pirate in which my father once colonized. He is cool and I do feel bad for him for not having a government. I was the first country to start opening an airport in Istanbulball to his capital Mogadishuball during his civil war to give supplies. His women are among the most beautiful in Africa, and in the world. They win every competition in beauty and they deserved it, Hamilia Aden, very pretty. (Teach me your ways so I can win in Europe and Asia) I give him aid during the 2011 drought and he gives me immigrants and many Somali women are married to Turkish men. His economy is a great one to invest and I hope the country gets well one day. Unlike most countries we had very good historic relations and was always a good ally of me. I hope my other Horn African friend  Habisha Etiyopyatopu gets along with him. But question why you joined  THIS USELESS SHIT We also have  Common enemy. Yuo are my faovrite african country. Love Somalia from Turkey!
 * Kazakistantuğlası, Kırgızistantopu,  Türkmenistantopu,  Özbekistantopu: We are from the same family so they are kebab too.  BUT TURKMEN NAME STEELAR!!!
 * Karaçay-Çerkestopu, Çuvaşistantopu,  Başkortostantopu,  Tataristantopu,  Altaytopu,  Hakasyatopu,  Tuvatopu,  Sahatopu: Our Turkic cousins in  Russiaball. They are the only part of Russia we like. Don't get assimilated, keep your language and culture.
 * [[File:Taiwan-icon.png]] Tayvantopu - As long as Western countries stop sanctions on me, I promise to recognize you as a country.
 * Gagauztopu - Our Turkic Sister from Moldovaball. Look how cute she is.
 * Güney Azerbaycantopu - My Turkic brother in Iranball . Don't worry, soon you will be free from the evil Islamic regime.
 * Doğu Türkistantopu - My Turkic cousin in Chinaball, I am sorry for what is happening in East Turkestan, I wish I could help you.
 * Pakistan - Does not recognise Armenia as a country, unlike me . Also helped me in my worst times. And the Scary Teacher 3D is made in Lahore. What an amazing game people plays on Phones and Tablets!
 * Japonyatopu - He is a good friend because of since the Ertuğrul incident, he was cared my martyrs. I like your Animes and Electronics! But you stole my kebab but nevermind anyways. He also denies war crimes like me, I love it hohoho. ​​​​​
 * Güney Koretopu - Helped them during the Korean War during UN peace mission. You are free.
 * [[File:Malaysia-icon.png]] Malezyatopu - We are friends even before you exist since my  dad used to be friends with one of your [[File:Johor-icon.png]] sultanates who liked my women and stole use his flag makes us relatives. His flag can into cresent and star. He manages my airport in Istanbul. We had good FTA and he buys my weapons. Honestly, he is a better kebab than me since he is multicultural. Teach me how to build car Plox.
 * Moğolistantopu - Is of non-kebab Buddhist relative Yuo dirty religion idiot Buddhism is corrupted, Islam is best hohoho. well, at least we lived together for a long time, in good old days.
 * Kalmukyatopu, Buryattopu - Our Mongolic relatives from  Russiaball. Don't get assimilated, keep your language and culture.
 * İç Moğolistantopu - Our Mongolic relatives from Chinaball. Don't get assimilated, keep your language and culture.
 * Finlandiyatopu - My Scandinavian distant relative, very alcoholic. pl0x teach me how to quality education. Thus a resident in my clay turned his song Ievan Polkka into a meme.
 * Estonyatopu - I don't even know who you are. Another distant relative who is Baltic, doesn't knows about me much well she also hates Armeniatopu.
 * Macaristantopu - My closer relative, both we claim to be the true successors of Atilla Hun, both we have problems with that  Vlad. Also sorry for Ottoman rule in yuor clay. But you are now a kebab defender!
 * Komitopu, Udmurtyatopu,  Mari Eltopu,  Mordovyatopu - Our Uralic relatives from  Russiaball. Don't get assimilated, keep your language and culture.
 * Baba Osman Gazi - I miss you... Don't worry, you'll come back real soon...
 * Cezayirtopu - We have good relations, we are supporting the same side in Libyan Civil War, hope we can enjoy more
 * Bosna-Hersektopu - Best friend. I turned him kebab long ago. They had (and having) some similar problems and both had serious mining accidents in the same year. This makes both countryballs sympathise each other and thus, forming a friendship.
 * Brezilyatopu - Wow, this guy is very good at soccer and... me too! I had several immigrants who went to this land of the HUE! and I want to get in the BRICSbrick, but he recognizes the fake genocide, which I never did, fucking hell!
 * Katartopu - He is my arabic friend, because he hates Saudi Arabia. But I help him and give Weapons against evil Saudi Arabiaball. And Thank you for let my soldiers into your clay. But could you stop building canal to my beloved Istanbul and practice secularism?
 * Libyatopu - Supporting UN recognized GNA government. Libya is yours not of that fake Vodka puppet. Why yuo recognise fake genocide?
 * Rohingyaball - Support you in Myanmar.
 * [[File:Ukraine-icon.png]] Ukraynatopu - We are doing military cooperation, [[File:Crimea-icon.png]] Kırım belongs to you. I support your NATO membership.
 * Gürcistantopu - Georgians and Lazes live in north-east of Turkey, but we're still in normal circumstances. Please tell Armenia to shut up. I support your NATO membership.
 * Kosovatopu - Helped them during Kosovo War. Would help them again if same happened.
 * Polonyatopu - Respectable friend, because he defeated me in 17th century at Viyana, and from that moment Poland is respectable friend. After the partitions of Poland I still draw maps with his old territories, so Poland very likes me for this reason. Also, have a great 100th Independence Day! (Sorry for mocking you in some kugeln.io match .)But why are you kebab remover.
 * Kuzey Makedonyatopu -We both have problems with Greeceball. Also you changed your name recently.
 * Yeni Zelandatopu - Fought against each other in the Gallipoli campaign during WWI. I now let her preform memorial services at Gallipoli.
 * [[File:Iraqi Kurdistan-icon.png]] Irak Kürdistanıtopu- The only part of Kurdistan that I liked. No Terrorists and no problems. Turks ve Caicostopu. My  s̶e̶c̶r̶e̶t̶ ̶s̶o̶n  friend in Carribean and  f̶a̶k̶e son of  this dude.Also you have an island named Grand Turk.
 * ​ Hollandatopu - Someone wantings clay in you
 * Hong Kongtopu - Your people love me. In return, my tour guides can say Cantonese profanity.
 * Arnavutluktopu -Turkey is one of Albania's largest investors and trading partners being a main donor contributing to much infrastructure investment and development that strongly supported Albanian membership in NATO, achieved in 2009.
 * Botsvanatopu - An african country who hates Armeniaball as well.
 * Vietnamtopu - Thanks for making my kebabs popular in South East Asia. Also thanks for treating kebabs well. I protested the burger for invading them.
 * Almanyatopu - He has a lot of Turkish people in his clay. I am proud of him because we have an old friendship exists since WW1. Historically and currently on good terms. Didn't like Germany during the past few years but now we are deepening the cooperation. YUO WERE THE REASON I LOST 80% OF MY LANDS! I JOINED WW1 BECAUSE OF YOU!! Wait a second...... Greens will win election....NOOOOOOOO

Neutral/Karışık İlişkiler

 * ABtopu - Please let me in, I've been waiting since 1963! (And don't tell me about refugees, my refugee population is more than Macedonia (NOT FROM YUNANİSTAN's population)
 * Anti Imperialist Squad - My new friends, keep standing against imperialism . Do you know? In fact, I have always liked NATO and the European Union, but I was forced by Trump’s isolationism (and his nazism too).
 * Etiyopya-topu - Friend who likes traveling to my country but I don't like that he is a very good friend of Beggar and  Cry baby. He supports me to join  EUball but he is a kebab remover but at least he hates  Wahabbi shit. I support him on his giant dam project.
 * Filistintopu - Islamists love him but my Secularists suspicious of him because of his involvement with arab revolt and PLO training PKK soldiers during cold war.
 * Sırbistan IRL - We don't have problems IRL. Sorry for conquering Yuo But Stop Bullying Bosnia and Kosovo Plox! Yuo told me you will never be in a Coalition against me. You really are one crazy country that hates Muslims. AND ALSO DONT BE RACIST DID YOU HEAR ME!?! Why you claim that I am racist even though you hate Kebab. Hypocrite and an islamophobe. We even gib yuo buses like Otokar buses.
 * Hindistantopu - Son of that colonial guy, nowadays friends now. However, I despise Gandhi for his opinions on my father's actions. I know you have issues with Pakistan and  Islam, but we cooperate a lot like in space technology. But dont hurt Kashmirball plox!
 * Birleşik Krallık - YUO HELP ARABS REVOLT! WWI NEVER FORGET!!! But we are both in NATO and we both love tea nowadays so we are good for now.
 * Çintopu - He supresses Uyghurs but his economic superiority can balance  Burger Imperialism. It is beneficial to have ties with him though.
 * ABD - We have to put up with each other because of our relations. I like the Tea more than him now. At least he has a quality. Why are you removing kebabs? Also, YOU STOP CALLING ME A TURKEY YOU PIGDOG
 * Fransatopu - You are so disappointing. No matter what I do, you have to follow Marine Le Pen to oppose me Turkey. why? Anyways, we are half cousins but you are douche. We were old allies during Ottoman Era even older than Germanyball. Your culture was basis for the Kemalism so you indirectly created us.
 * Avustralyatopu - Gallipoli campaign never forget! But I understand you were forced to do that its all that tea.
 * Saudi-Arabiastantopu - We are ok Right Now.
 * İsveçtopu - Why don't you want to be a kebab. Also why are you so mean to My Frwend?? Why are yuo mean to yuor other kebab immagrents?\. Nevermind You love Kurds so you’re Not Welcome to be a kebab But At Least You Recognize  Palestineball!
 * [[File:Bulgaria-icon.png]] Bulgaristantopu - We are good for now but gib me your coast because that's where ethnic Turkish people live and stop oppressing them or I will Anschluss yuo.
 * [[File:Venezuela-icon.png]] Venezuelatopu - My new Ally BUT STOP RECOGNISING THE MOVINGS OF ARMENIANS AS GENOCIDE AND STABILIZE GOVERNMENT PLOX! YOUR CURRENCY IS EVEN WORSE THAN MINE! Why i even have to export cheese from yuo?
 * Sovyet Birliğitopu - Pure evil, plus he supported Kurds although he is on a bad situation am glad that you're end now I'm not alone. But a lot of thanks for helping me at War of Independence and giving me Turkish land back!
 * Fastopu - We're kinda Friends, but you hate  My Dad and why are you still friends With  That TRAITOR?
 * Araplar - Some are good some are bad. I am not similar to them but raped by them in the terms of language and religion since I am secular me don't care. Siktirip gidin pislikler! And this organization is TOTALLY USELESS! TOTALLY!
 * Romanyatopu - We can into friends (and Kanal D ) since we both hate Russia and stuff. Also gibs me Dacia Cars. But PLEASE STOP REMOVING KEBAB! AND I WILL NEVER FORGET FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY BOYARS IN THE 15TH CENTURY! YOUR PRINCE NAMED VLAD THE IMPALER IMPALED MY BOYARS!! YOU IMPALED MY SOLDIERS ALIVE!!!!
 * Lübnantopu - We both hate Imperialists but he is an Armenian dog!!! I give yuo aid and pray for you. And also you said that we will remove Zionists just because he bombed your capital? NO HE DIDNT DO THAT! Make up your mind!
 * Tunustopu - Oh look what we have here? Some kind of wannabe kebab remover who still hates me for occupying her for like 200 years ago. Maybe I should call you the third main kebab remover. Maybe France, Italy or Spain should have colonised you after all. Yuo stole my flag. I will invade you again you wannabe Pro-serbian fuck just wait.
 * İzlandatopu - Defeated me 2-1 in Euro 2016. Please calm down about 1623. And I don't even hate most of your friends anymore. But we both can into friends since you recognized Palestineball. We also both into  NATO and we both have embassies. Your places seems very cold so...
 * Rusyatopu - We're good friends nowadays despite some incidents in the past but BLACK SEA IS MINE!!!
 * İsrailküpü - We have decent relations but don't be too mean to Palestineball

Enemies/Düşmanlar

 * Greeceball my worst enemy! He says Cyprusball is greek clay, WELL HE IS LYING!!! CYPRUS IS TURKEY!!!!!!!!!! AND DON'T EVER FORGET THAT!!!  ORRR ELSSSEE!!!!!!!!!!!!.
 * Mısırtopu - Sisi is not the president, Morsi is the legitimate president.
 * İrantopu - He hates Saudi Arabia but I hate Saudi Arabia more. He supported Ermenistantopu in Second Karabakh War and gibs him weapons. He also occupies Southern Azerbaijan and opresses Turks there. Soon Southern Azerbaijan will be free. This asshole is trying to surround me using Shia Muslims in Iraq, Syria and Lebanon. REMOVE IRAN!!
 * BAEtopu - We saw his bigger tower in the world. He once opposed communism and support FSA, But now supports the Assad regime, the Kurdistan Workers' Party (PKK) and  Armeniaball. And if yuo put the kebab removers flag on yuor tower, i'll wreck it absolutely 100% guaranteed! And also you are the stupid Armenia of Arabia!
 * Süriyetop - I of have a HUGE PROBLEM with yuor immigrants *cough* ISISball *cough* (nearly 3 million of them!) but we of seems to let them in whatever the consequences may be. Did try to anchluss yuor north recently but we got into ceasefire so yeaah things are complicated... BUT NOT ANYMORE!!
 * Kürdistantopu - Who? Oh, that separatist. STOP BOMBING OUR CITIES YOU DIRTY RATS! AND DON'T TRY TO STEAL MY LAND YOU COCKSUCKER AND FOLLOW MY LEAD AMK. SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT! But if yuo won't attack us, maybe we can be friends again.
 * Ararat Cumhuriyetitopu - STOP REBELLIONS OMG hahahah trash we defeated you at least you are not as bad as  your cousin.

EN KÖTÜ DÜŞMANLAR !!! (worst enemies)

 * ISISball - YOU ARE RUINING MY COUNTRY YOU IDIOT, KILLING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE IN MY COUNTTTTRRRIIIIIEEEEEE!!!?? I HOPE YOUR SOLDIERS DIE IN THE EXACT MOMENT. I AM THE FIRST COUNTRY WITH MOST REFUGES JUST FOR YOUR SILLYS WARE!!! YUO USE EVERYONE!!! EVEN ME!!! WORSER THAN EVERYTHING!!! REMOVE!!! REMOVE!! SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT!!!! WORST ENEMY FOREVER!!!!
 * [[File:Emmanuel Macron-icon.png]] Emmanuel Macron: YOU NEED TO GET SOME MENTAL HEALTH TREATMENT. But "dear Macron" want to retry relations?
 * [[File:Bolivia-icon.png]] [[File:Cuba-icon.png]] [[File:Bulgaria-icon.png]]  [[File:Armenia-icon.png]]  [[File:China-icon.png]] [[File:Myanmar-icon.png]] [[File:Greece-icon.png]] [[File:CAR-icon.png]]  [[File:Angola-icon.png]] [[File:Cyprus-icon.png]] [[File:Kurdistan-icon.png]]  [[File:USA-icon.png]]   - Kebab Remover Team who murders poor Muslims - (except for USAball) Those weak countries hate me but they are not of stronk (except China, maybe Israel and India) so I don't care almost all about them. Though China and India will defeat me easily. But, anyways I will never surrender!
 * Myanmartopu - That bitch killing and killing more kebab. All kebabs must cooperate and remove yuo. DEFEND ARAKAN! SİKTİR GİT AMK!!!
 * Kübatopu - Get The F#ck Out of HERE​​​​​​! YUO NEARLY KILLED THE HUMANITY WITH LGBT SUPPORTING!!! REMOVE LGBT!!! REMOVE NAMBLA!!! REMOVE MURAT ÖVÜÇ!!! YUO IS OF MORE WORSER THAN ME!!! AND MOST OF ALL STOP TOUCHING MY YOUNG GIRLS!!! ALLAH DID NOT MADE YUO LEGAL FOR MUSLIMS!!! YUO'RE DONE!!! YUO'RE FINISHED!!!!! MAINTAINING THREAT PEACE OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Ermenistantopu - I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YUO ARE FIRST INTO RECOGNIZE ME IF YOU HATE ME (Who did it?). Both are bitter rivals because of the Armenian Genocide in 1915 THERE WAS NO GENOCIDE! Friends with Russiaball and a threat due to housing Russian military bases near border. Also, I did not doing genocide. SİKTİR GİT! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?! BE KIND TO YUOR NEIGHBOUR! READ A DAMN BOOK OR SOMETHING!
 * (Güney) Kıbrıstopu - Turkeyball invaded and took almost half of its clay to TRNCball which only Turkeyball recognizes and now Turkeyball is hated by Cyprusball because of that. SİKTİR GİT!  
 * PKKtopu - YOU TERRORIST! YOU ARE WORSE THAN ISISball! YUO HAVE KILLED TURKS !!!
 * Rojavatopu - YUO PKK-AFFILIATED TERÖRİST! I WILL DESTROY YUOR EVIL TERÖRİST HOSPITAL BECAUSE YUO ARE THE SAME AS  PKK! GET OFF OF MY BORDER!

How To Draw
Drawıng Turkeyball is easy:


 * 1) Draw a circle.
 * 2) Color it red.
 * 3) Draw star and crescent.
 * 4) Draw the eyes and your done!

Gallery
Turquíaball grc:Τουρκίαμπάλα Turkijebal Турция Türkiyetopu 土耳其球 Turkeyball Turquiaball