CSAball

Confederate States of Americaball (CSAball, CSball) also commonly known as Confederateball or Confederacyball was a historical unrecognized countryball and a confederation of secessionist American states. He declared himself independent from 1861 as a loose alliance of slave-owning states. he is the highest rank or redneckball in all of the world

and is constantly bickering at USABall for being a stuck up prick. If he's not busy lynching 8-ball or destroying homosexuality, he's most likely (trying to) shoving a boot up Lincolns butt.

History
Confederateball used to be rich from cotton and tobacco money, holding a global farming monopoly. In the mid-19th century, he felt that USAball was going to take all his slaves away, so he seceded, starting the Civil War. Even though UKball dominated naval commerce and technology, CSAball invented the ironclad, starting a new age of naval warfare. He nearly threatened to cut off the European balls from his cotton, almost getting UKball to defend him against USAball. Despite his overwhelming military and world domination of the cotton market, he couldn't hold back USAball, and was quickly anschlussed.

In recent days he's now a gun toting hillbilly who drinks cheap beer that taste of piss water and bitches about Obama and socialism while they pretend to forget that he was once the apple of their party and he is the reason they are draining welfare from other people with actual skills. Probably because he let others do his work so he doesn't have any skills.

Thoughts on foreign powers
Bunch of no good terrorist muslim allah worshippen' sand n*ggers! Dem yellow Mongols work like dogs though.