Hong Kongball

"Close your eyes and you won't see it."

- Carrie Lam

"HONG KONG IS NOT CHINA!"

- Hong Kongball

"GIB INDEPENDENCE!"

- Hong Kongball

Hong Kongball, officially the Hong Kongball Special Administrative Region of Chinaball, is a cityball and Special Administrative Region of Chinaball, along with his brother  Macauball. He is bordered by only China to the North, the South China Sea to the South and East, and Macau to the West across a small strip of the Sea. The region is divided into 18 districts, and as a city state, he is his own capital, giving him a total area of 1,064 square miles, making him the 168th largest sort-of country in the world. As of 2016, he maintains a population of about 7.347 million inhabitants.

Due to being part of China, Hong Kong is unable to join any sort of International Organizations.

Hong Kong is often seen as one of the 4 Asian Tigers, aka the 4 most developed asian nations (The other 3 being South Koreaball,  Taiwanball, and  Tringapore, which has made him a valuable part of China's economy. Though he is rich and autonomous, he often feels oppressed by his father, and wishes to become independent or become another  British Territory.

His national day is July 1

History
Hong Kongball was born as nomadic 1balls who were fishing. Hong Kong had an very long peaceful time until Manchuballs conquered China.

Qingball was failed on First Opium War and Second Opium War, so Qingball ceded Hong Kong Island to the  UKball in perpetuity. He was raised in the Commonwealth family by UKball, and became very fond of his adoptive father's ways for 99 years.

In 1941 Imperial Japanball kidnapped Hong Kongball, and raped him, along with  Chinaball,  Tringapore,  French Indochinaball,  Philippinesball,  Taiwanball, and  Koreaball, but he was rescued by his adoptive father  UKball and his adoptive brother  USAball.

In 1997, UKball returned him to his biological father  Chinaball (who at this point was communist), something which he was not very happy about, because he did not want to be suppressed like  Tibetball and  East Turkestan. But UKball managed to get him a compromise, so Hong Kongball became a Special Administrative Region of  Chinaball for 50 years. However, Hong Kongball still prefers his adoptive father over his biological one.

In June 2015, after years of protests against the reform measures from Chinaball, Hong Kongball rejects the measures made by his authoritarian father and finally feels one step closer to his dream of breaking away from  Chinaball.

Stereotypes
Like any other countryballs that don't natively speak English, Hong Kongball speaks his own dialect of broken English. In addition, you need to know Cantonese profanities (like diu (屌/𨳒)), if you want to understand the true essence of the Cantonese language...

"Bad Five words in Cantonese" (廣東話一門五傑)


Diu (屌/𨳒), Gau (鳩/𨳊), lan (撚/𨶙), Tsat (柒/𨳍), Hai (屄/閪)

Other curse phrases

 * Diu（屌）: Fuck, fuck you, fuck off.
 * Ding Ley go fai（頂你個肺）: Headbutt your lung. Used like any swear words, but has no special meaning.
 * Diu Ley lo mo (屌你老母): F*** your mother. Sometimes written as "Delay No More" due to a Hong Kong Meme (cantonese PPAP.
 * Lun: Male genital.
 * Pok Gai (仆街): Sometimes abbreviated to PK. Literal Meaning: Fall on the street, basically the equivalent of DROP DEAD in English . Can be used it a insulting manner, or as a joke. (Oh, did you pok gai or something?)
 * Hai: female genital
 * Ding (頂): Mean Headbutt something or your organs live your LUNGS or STOMACH.
 * Tsat Tow (柒頭): Means dickhead or asshole.

Family

 * Chinaball - Biological Father
 * Macauball - Brother
 * Taiwanball - Brother
 * UKball - Adoptive Father
 * Canadaball - Adoptive Brother
 * USAball - Adoptive Brother
 * Australiaball- Adoptive Brother
 * New Zealandball- Adoptive Brother
 * Tringapore- Adoptive Brother

老友 (Friends)
Almost everyone, especially...
 * Macauball - Fellow Cantonese speaking brother who likes gambling. Shares a very similar culture. He is also very friendly and leads a more relaxing life style! He is actually older than me.
 * Taiwanball - Best friend forever! Admire him a lot for the freedom, democracy, and 台妹 (Taiwanese girls so hot)! Share the same values and against the oppressive Mainlanders! Also loves bubble tea.
 * Tringapore - Pals. Fellow dragon! Skyscraper Rival! He is also a city state like me! Also yearns papa UK before and having booming economies afterwards. We are basically twins!
 * South Koreaball - Fellow dragon, but too much plastic surgery and loving sappy drama.
 * Japanball - 1941 never forget! Okay with each other because of good anime (but too much tentacles). Also sushi and ramen are the best! Always eat.
 * UKball - Adoptive father, I didn't always like him because he was a tyrant too, but he was far better than the communists.
 * USAball - Adoptive brother, Papa UK's most successful son. Love his culture (except/especially the guns culture stuff). Thanks for the investment. HAHAHA Sorry for surpassing you GDP per capita. Also fast food is best, always eaten macdonalds since I was young, BUT LEMOVE RICEGUM FROM MY PREMISES!
 * Canadaball - Another adoptive brother, who doesn't like involving himself with the crazy dramas of the world. The ideal clay for emigration. Also thanks for helping us in 1941.
 * Chaozhouball (sometimes) - The hometown of many successful people in Hongkong, Li Jiacheng is one of them. I admire him in some ways. He is also a businessman, and is my trading partner, too. Great food.
 * Gibraltarball - We barely met, but he also has a annoying neighbour like me! Kinda sympathize his situation. He is also a city state like me.
 * Shanghaiball - We have so much in common! He is also my skyscraper and economic rival.
 * Australiaball - Adoptive brother who I visit a lot, also another ideal clay for emigration.
 * New Zealandball - Another adoptive brother who I sometimes visit.
 * Liechtensteinball - Good European trading partner, he has rich like me.
 * Georgiaball - Although he is a good Eurasian trading partner, we haven't talked much, he is my friend though.
 * Luxembourgball - Similar in size, economy and trade, however we rarely talk.

中性 (Neutral)

 * Philippinesball - Also hates the commies of Beijing. But BRUTALLY MASSACRED MY PEOPLE, I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT! Also my maid. YOU OF OBEY ME I AM YUOR MASTER! At least he forgave me for that incident in Manila in 2014...
 * Malaysiaball - A lot of my people migrate to his clay and he makes somewhat good food but MH370 NEVER FORLGET!!!

敵人 (Enemies)

 * Chinaball - My biological father, but I dislike him for constantly trying to take away my freedom and rule of law who I rook up to, he of ribelate me xixixix i. STUPID F***ING COMMUNIST DOGEATING MAINLANDERS!!! THEY COME AND RUIN THE ECONOMY!!! THEY S**T AND SPIT EVERYWHERE AND BUY ALL MY MILK POWDER!!! DOES NOT GIB ELECTION BUT GIB POLLUTION!!! REMOVE MAINLANDERS!!! REMOVE COMMIES!!! GIB PIKACHU BACK!!! 1997 WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!! Stop messing with my own affairs and censoring my media! Press freedom plox! They give us water and veggies and meat tho, and we send them back some recycled stuff. WHY U RESTRICT TYPES OF PAPER TO BE RECYCLED!!!! MY RECYCLING INDUSTRY IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY U REWRITE 1997!!!! WE ARE NOT CHINA!!!!!’’’
 * ISISball - We won't forget what you done to me in Germanyball.
 * Thailandball (sometimes)- Beijing's dog!!! He doesn't let me in!
 * North Koreaball - A F*CKING MADMAN
 * Vietnamball (formerly) - Pok Gai JUST GET THE FU*K OFF I DON'T TAKE YOU ANYMORE! 北漏洞拉! (Bat lau dung laai)! I don't have any Vietnamese refugees now so I think we're okay now. Also your pho is yummy.

Links

 * Facebook page (chinese)
 * Facebook page (english)
 * Hong Kong in the Hongkongers' wiki (chinese)

Hong Kongball 香港球 홍콩공 Гонконг