Franceball

Franceball  is a cultural and economically successful countryball that  got a sex change from 1940-1958 from male to female to get married to Germanyball in to become the mother of EUball, but as the snob that she was, can still have friendly rivalry against her husband, or more often, her brother UKBall. Franceball also retained some of imperial possession, such as French Guyana, which cannot into independence. Lastly Franceball is not the best at fighting, usually getting help from big friend USAball, and if need be, her pacifistic yet still extremely strong husband.(Franceball was male from 200BC-1940AD and began transitioning from male to female in 1940AD-1958AD and by 1958 Franceball finnally became female on 1958)

Ancient History (200BC-1200AD)
Franceball was once known as Gaulball, the Celtic twin of UKball. Both of them were adopted by SPQRball, a harsh trainer but otherwise a loving stepfather who taught them technology, Latin, and the art of Imperialism. When SPQRball died, however, they were left as orphans, and the once-siblings, became rivals who always tried to up each other in the game of World Domination, to be the one and only successor of SPQRball, aka the Imperium.

The siblings have always fought each other ever since. After she defeated the barbarians on his clay in the 600s, he became a powerful empire in Europe. In 843, while Englandball reestablished relative control over his clay, Franceball (then known as Frankball) expanded his empire into Spain and Burgundy, but his clay was divided into East and West Francia around 900. In 1066, his step-brother Normandyball invaded Englandball's clay, resulting in Franceball's political and cultural domination of Englandball's clay. In 1154, Englandball kicked Normandyball out of his clay, and began a series of wars against his brother. They went poorly for him in the 1200s, but he slowly got better at warfare. He had also fought with him in the Holy Land, to reclaim it from the Muslim Arabballs in the Crusades.

Medieval France (1200-1610)
The Hundred Years' War was a series of conflicts waged from 1337 to 1453 pitting Englandball, against Franceball for control of his clay. Here is a full list of English-French rivalry. Englandball soon got better than his brother at war, and defeated him at Crecy in 1346, and Poitiers in 1356. To make matters worse for him, the Black Death destroyed most of his resources in the 1340s and 1350s, but he had the pleasure of watching it spread to Englandball and also watching his civil war, known as the Wars of the Roses.

In 1415, after a particularly humiliating defeat by his brother at Agincourt, after which almost half his clay was occupied by him, he secretly vowed to get his act together again. In 1429, he did just that, kicking his arse at Orleans and retaking Paris. But in 1431, with Burgundyball's help, Englandball stole and burned his secret to power. However, Burgundyball abandoned Englandball, and Franceball reclaimed most of his clay in 1453, with the exception of Calais.

By the 1480s, Franceball had recovered from the trouble caused in the Hundred Years' War, and was moving into the Renaissance of the 1500s. Apart from the occasional war with Englandball in 1512 and 1525/6, tensions between the two siblings lowered as they celebrated together at the Field of the Cloth of Gold in 1520. In 1555, Franceball reclaimed Calais from Englandball, and set about organising his army and navy for exploration, colonisation, and trade. In 1559, however, Franceball ended his alliance with Englandball's brother Scotlandball, after he became Presbyterian, and kicked him out of Leith, and set about massacring Protestant Huguenots in 1572. He also began reclaiming his frontiers. By 1600, he had some overseas colonies, and was gaining greater influence in Europe.

Ancien Regime (1610-1789)
In the 1660s, Franceball had become a rich and prosperous nation. However, he had been badly traumatised by the Thirty Years War. The resulting Peace of Westphalia in 1648 had seen the European political spectrum shift dramatically, and in 1682, Franceball completed an ambitious project of hers, the Palace of Versailles, which rivalled all other palaces in Europe. He had also made some conquests in the 1670s and 1680s.

He was also involved in European conflicts, such as the Nine Years War, and the War of the Spanish Succession in the 1700s. He had also not forgotten about Englandball's humiliation of him in the Middle Ages, and tried to extract revenge by suporting the Catholic Irelandball in 1691against Englandball, albeit half-heartedly. In 1718, Franceball briefly reconciled with his brother, the newly united UKball to fight Spainball in the War of the Quadruple Alliance (1718-1720).

In 1730, Franceball was at his height. having a string of colonies in the Americas, governed by his son New Franceball, and an alliance with the soon-to be anschlussed Madrasball. He had adopted children such as San Domingoball (later succeded by his son Haitiball), Martiniqueball, and Guadelopeball. And yet, he wanted more. In 1745, the War of the Austrian Sucession saw him take most of Austrian Netherlandsball's clay, only to be forced to hand it back in 1748 by the Treaty of Aix-la-Chapelle. His desperate attempts to get revenge on UKball culminated in the Seven Years War of 1754-1763, during which he lost battle after battle in Europe, India, America, and the Carribean. The humiliating Treaty of Paris in 1763 saw him lose most of his American possessions, and New Franceball was adopted by UKball to be raised with Thirteeen Coloniesball.

In 1776, Thirteen Coloniesball declared independence from his father UKball, and seeing his chance to get even with his brother, sent supplies and ammunition to help his nephew, and he went personally in 1778 to help him. Despite UKball's help from Iroquoisball and Hesseball, he was unable to prevail, and was forced to pull out of America in 1781, after the Siege of Yorktown, and another Treaty of Paris in 1783 forced him to recognize his son as the newly-independent USAball. Helping his nephew, however, had cost Franceball a lot of money, which meant he was now deeply in debt. His extravagant lifestyle contributed to his financial problems, and despite scientific breakthroughs and discoveries in the Enlightenment, new ideals of Liberty and Equality had penetrated his mind, and in 1789, he had a complete personality change. This alarmed UKball and the other European balls who were still conservatively minded.

Revolution and Napoleonic Wars (1789-1815)
In 1792, Franceball declared himself to be a republic, and won the Battle of Valmy against Austriaball attempting to seize his clay. The First Coalition was formed against her by UKball and Austriaball, and as a result, in 1793, Franceball set about purging his memories of the Bourbon past. However, he found himself descending into madness and schizophrenia, as the civil war in the Vendee (1793-1796) and the Terror (1793-94) nibbled away at his sanity. But by 1795, he had a new personality, the first European republic ball, and set about taking his lands back. In 1796-7, he invaded Piedmontball, Savoyball and the Papal Statesball's clay, emptying Vatican Cityball's treasury, and marching into Vienna. The Second Coalition was formed to stop him in 1796, and his brother UKball blockaded him port at Toulon in 1797, but failed to stop him advancing upon Maltaball and Egyptball in 1798. He did succeed in destroying him ships at the Battle of the Nile while he was distracted by Ottoman Empireball, and in 1799, he returned to Europe.

In 1800, Franceball defeated Austriaball at the Battle of Marengo, and defeated Holy Roman Empireball the following year. The Peace of Amiens in 1802 that came after UKball's temporary defeat offered him a breathing space, but he realized he was running low on funds. So in 1803, he sold his Louisiana Territory to USAball for 15,000,000 USD, and declared himself an Empire in 1804. However, his navy was utterly annihilated at the Battle of Trafalgar in 1805 by UKball, and realizing he was better at land warfare, he spent most of his money in her army. In 1806, he won the twin battles of Jena and Austerlitz against Prussiaball, and the Confederation of the Rhine, which gave him domination of Continental Europe. He implemented the Continental System, an attempt to embargo UKball into submission.

In 1808, he began the Peninsular War (1808-1814), against Spainball, who no longer co-operated with him, and he took Madrid in 1809, forcing Portugalball and Kingdom of the Two Siciliesball into exile. By 1811, Franceball ruled much of Europe, having defeated the Third and Fourth Coalitions, with Austriaball, UKball and Prussiaball subdued. Drunk on sucess, he invaded Russiaball's massive clay via Warsaw. He advanced into Smolensk and Moscow, which Russiaball had destroyed in advance, so she found nothing. Starving and bitterly cold and disappointed, he headed home, only to find the road blocked at Maloyaroslavets, forcing him into combat with Russiaball at Borodino in winter 1812. He won the battle, but the winter caused him to weaken, and he barely made it back to her clay, with hisprestige in tatters.

The War of the Sixth Coalition saw France shamed further by the Confederation of the Rhine and Prussiaball at the Battle of Leipzig in 1813, and his defeat in Spain in 1814. By 1814, the armies of the Sixth Coalition were advancing on his clay, and he decided to abdicate to Elba. However, he escaped, and by June 1815, he was back on his former clay, with his army back, and he marched on Brussels, but was stopped at Les Quatres Bras, where he defeated Prussiaball. However, UKball and Prussiaball managed to finally defeat him at the Battle of Waterloo, whereupon he was given therapy by the Concert of Europe, and his personality changed back into his old self (mostly).

Revolutions and Wars (1815-1914)
After 1815, the Concert of Europe was set up to help Europe recover from France's rampage. He became once again, a secondary power to UKball, who dominated the world unquestionably during the Pax Britannica, and focused on overseas colonies. His continental possessions had been removed from him, and in the 1820s and 1830s he invaded much of the Algerian coastline, seizing control from the Barbary pirates. In 1830, he had another change of personality, albeit a much smaller one this time, which did not have much effect upon him. In 1832, he had a brief period of schizophrenia.

Franceball took advantage of the Industrial Revolution to expand his economy and industry. He had yet another personality change in 1848, along with Austriaball, and Prussiaball, and declared herself a republic once again. However, in 1852, he became an Empire again. This time, he sought to co-operate with his brother, having matured. They worked together in the Crimean War against Russiaball with Ottoman Empireball in 1853-56, and again in 1859-60 in Qing Chinaball's clay in the Second Opium War. During the Second Empire, Franceball experienced a revival in the arts and sciences, with new buildings, such as the Pantheon, the Opera Garnier, and the Napoleon III apartments in the Louvre. France claimed new colonies by adopting New Caledoniaball in 1853, and Cochinchinaball, Tonkinball, and Indochinaball in 1862.

However, Franceball's luck declined from 1863 onwards. He tried to help Austriaball onto Mexicoball's clay, but Mexicoball defeated them both, and he left in frustration. In 1866, Austriaball and Prussiaball were at war with each other, and Prussiaball and the North German Confederation tried to gain Franceball's guarantee of neutrality. He was too busy eyeing Luxembourgball's clay to notice, however, and after an unsatisfactory reply was produced to Prussiaball, he invaded Franceball's clay in 1870, defeating him at Metz and Sedan, and laying siege to Paris. He was humiliated once more, and sought revenge after Prussia, who became Reichtangle, or Imperial Germanyball in 1871, and took his Alsace-Lorraine clay.

After the defeat of 1870, Franceball descended into madness again, but the Third Republic was declared in 1871, and came to be a long-lasting cure for Franceball's constant fits of madness and personality changes. By 1884, he had recovered enough to participate in the Scramble of Africa, forcefully adopting Senegalball, and Dahomeyball. He gradually became stable again, donating and receiving gifts (the Statue of Liberty to USAball in 1886, and the Eiffel Tower in 1889), and entered the prosperity of the Belle Epoque of the 1890s, with only the Dreyfuss Affair of 1895 to worry him. He invaded Madagascar in 1895, and formed alliances with his brother UKball in 1904, and Russiaball, in 1907, to form the Triple Entente, or the Entente Cordiale, to protect himself against Reichtangle's growing strength. He longed to recover Alsace-Lorraine, so when war broke out in 1914, she enthusiastically launched Plan 17, and attacked Reichtangle's western Rhine border.

World Wars (1914-1945)
However, Reichtangle had activated his Schliffen Plan, and attacked through Belgiumball's clay, which slowed him down slightly, giving Franceball valuable time to mobilize his army. He defended Paris at the Miracle of the Marne, while his brother outflanked Reichtangle in the Race to the Sea. In 1915, Reichtangle used poison-gas and aerial-bombers at Mons, and wounded Franceball in Neuve-Chapelle and Verdun in 1916. By 1917, the tide of war was turning, as the Allies captured all of Reichtangle's overseas colonies, and despite Russiaball's personality change, they were supplemented by USAball's help, who helped defeat Reichtangle at the Meuse-Argonne offensive in spring 1918. Franceball and UKball accepted the armistice, which went into effect on the 11th of November, 1918.

Reichtangle was completely dismembered, and his son, Germanyball, was forced by Franceball to pay massive reparations of 6.6 billion pounds, and also forced to sign the humiliating Treaty of Versailles in 1919 at the Paris Peace Conference. Alsace-Lorraine clay was returned to Franceball, who recieved the Saar as well, and Germanyball was forbidden from uniting with Austriaball, or arming the Rhinelands, bordering Franceball's clay. When hyperinflation set in in Germanyball's clay in 1923, he tried to postphone payments, only for an enraged Franceball to occupy his Ruhr clay. He left in 1925, after he signed the Locarno Treaties, and joined the League of Nations, of which he was a founding member of, in 1926, satisfied that he was now safe. He also signed the Kellogg-Briand Pact of 1928 in favour of disarmament, but just as it looked as though the world was headed for peace, it was plunged into the Great Depression by the Wall Street Crash in USAball's stock market in 1929.

Without USAball's loans, Franceball's economies ground to a half, as Germanyball became Nazi Germanyball, intent on avenging Reichtangle in 1933, and Italyball became fascist. Not wanting another War, UKball and Franceball used a policy of appeasement in the 1930s, which included giving Nazi Germanyball the Saarland, allowing him to rearm the Rhinelands, take back Schleswig, and re-occupy Danzig. After the 1938 Anschluss, and the Czech crisis of 1938, the 1933 Four Powers Pact and the Munich Agreement were signed, but immediately over-stepped by Nazi Germanyball in 1939 when he invaded Polandball's clay.

In 1939-1940, Nazi Germany blitzkrieged through Denmarkballs clay, Norwayball's clay, the Low Countries, and invaded Franceball's clay, by coming around the Maginot Line and taking Paris. He/She was raped, and fled to his/her brother UKball's clay after their defeat at Dunkirk. Their son Vichy Franceball was trained to govern Franceball's former clay for his father, who invaded the Balkans, Greeceball's clay, and Eastern Europe. In 1941, Japanball, who had invaded his/her adoptive son French Indochinaball's clay bombed USAball's navy at Pearl Harbour, causing him to enter the war. He was given permission to land in Franceball's North African possessions, via Operation Torch, to drive Nazi Germanyball out of North Africa.

Meanwhile, Sovietball had defeated Nazi Germanyball in 1943 at Stalingrad and Kursk, while the battle of El-Alamein was won by the Allies. In 1944, French troops landed at the beaches of southern France and Monte Cassio in Operation Dragoon, and also in Normandy in June 1944. Franceball liberated Paris in September, and the Allies pushed into the Ardennes in the winter of 1944-45. By May 1945, Nazi Germanyball was dead, followed by Vichy Franceball, who was dissolved, and Japanball, who was bombed by USAball. Sovietball and the Western Allies partitioned Nazi Germanyball's clay formally in 1948, and the following year, Franceball gave his/her sector to Nazi Germanyball's son, West Germanyball, and they joined NATO. He/She became a permanent member of the UN security council, and declared the Fourth Republic.

Modern History (1945-present)
In 1946, Franceball's adoptive son French Indochinaball was getting stroppy for independence, and Franceball was forced to yield it to him in 1954, after Dien Bien Phu fell. Algeriaball was next to campaign for independence, gaining it after a brief war in 1962. After 1964, most of Franceball's adopted children eventually sought their own ways in the world, with the exception of French Guianaball. The Fifth Republic was declared in 1958 when Franceball finally became a female, just to get  married to West Germanyball and gave birth to EUball, then known as the European Economic Coal and Steel Community in 1958.

Franceball developed her own stockpile of nuclear weapons in the 1960s, and left NATO in 1966. In 1968, Franceball had a brief period of madness again, but this was soon resolved. In 1969, she invested in the Concorde with her brother UKball, and got rid of her guillotine in 1981, after it's last use in 1977. By now, Franceball's relevance had declined greatly, but she was still quite influential. She stood by as USAball and Sovietball fought each other in their Cold War, and only conducted a series of bomb tests in the South Pacific in 1985.

In 1990, the Eastern Bloc collapsed, and Franceball's husband West Germanyball was reunited with his long lost estranged brother East Germanyball. Sovietball died the following year, and his former slaves were welcomed into the EU's home. By 2000, Franceball had become one of the wealthiest countrires in the world, and adopted the Euro in 2001.In 2015,Franceball's capital was anschlussed by ISISball,terror attacks,then Franceball wanted Bulgariaball's help to get rid of terrors,because Romeball's next,then UKball,and USAball

Personality
Ever since the marriage to Germanyball and the birth of EUball, Franceball has been portrayed as a female instead of a male. This was very complementary: Germanyball, a wörkaholic engineer and the breadwinner of the European family, is almost always portrayed as the father-figure who may be stern but concerned with the prosperity of his European family, while Franceball, cultured and valuing the finer things in life such as the Arts, is almost always portrayed as the teacher and educator of the European family. Franceball was what Japanball would call a Tsundere: she acts aggressive (as an Arrogant and snobbish brat) on the outside, but when you break through that hard baguette, was in fact adorable and lovable. This dynamic with fellow Tsundere, Germanyball (a strict, overbearing wörkaholic on the outside, yet in the inside a lively lover of high culture and having lots of fun), while supervised under the guidance of their mutual caretaker USAball, led to their eventual marriage and the conception of EUball, who possessed the best of both her parents, both of Franceball's beautiful culture and Germanyball's super science. UKball, her brother and once-rival, may still be caring (if a bit bullyish) but refused to meddle in the affairs of the new family and therefore never adopted the Euro.Before the marriage Franceball was male from 200BC-1940AD and began transitioning from male to female in 1940AD-1958AD and by 1958 Franceball finally became female on 1958

Relationships
MON DIEU REMOVE FASCIST DEVILS FROM PREMISES FRANCE STRONK NOT CAN INTO DIRTY ALLEMANGE PARCE QUE C'EST UN CHIEN STUPIDE REMOVE NAZI 1940 NEVER FORGET!!!!!!!!!!
 * Gaulball - Ancestor
 * SPQRball - Father
 * South Koreaball - Not bad. Not good relationships because of dog meat, but now ok because of Hallyu and Samsung.
 * UKBall - his/her brother and worst frenemy (ever). But he helped her in 1914 AND 1940, so they generally get along well nowadays. However its never too late to call him "rosbif".
 * Germanyball - husband and lover. Shares mutual ancestor, Frankball. But she hates his grandfather and father, Reichtangle and Nazi Germanyball(If he is male he is a employee of EUROCORP).
 * Reichtangle - REMOVE KAISER WÜRST! REMEMBER 1871!
 * Nazi Germanyball -
 * Vietnamball - his/her adoptive son. Went through a rebellious phase to become independent from his mother, along with his brothers Algeriaball and Cambodiaball.
 * Polandball - Little friend. I gave him indepedence.
 * Quebecball - Moi son who was abducted by repressive brother. VIVE LE QUEBEC LIBRE!!!
 * EUball- Mon favorite son!!
 * Belgiumball - His/Her Older son/nephew in the time when he/she was married(Brothers) with Netherlandsball.
 * USAball - Thanks for buying Louisiana Purchase from me and liberating me from Nazi France
 * Armeniaball - A good old friend who she helped rescue from kebabs once, back when he/she was involved in kebab removal. Always certain to exchange votes with him at Eurovision.
 * Turkeyball - Dirty kebab, maybe not so bad these days but she still don't want her child EUball hanging around with his bad influence.
 * Japanball - Fanboy and follower.
 * Qatarball- I gib him weapons
 * Indiaball - I gib him weapons also.
 * Italyball - Mon stepbrother. We both descend from SPQRball. However he won't accept that I have best cuisine and les best vins. Honhon, silly Italie.
 * Portugalball - Another of mes stepbrothers. But I don't know pourquoi zere is so Portuguese in me. Too much.
 * Algeriaball -  MON DIEU REMOVEZ COUSCOUS WORST KEBAB WORST SON TU ES L'ARAB IDIOT TU ES L'ARAB SMELL. RETURN TO YOUR PRECIEUSE MECCA. YUO LIVE IN A TENT, YUO VIVEZ IN A ZOO ACCORDS D'EVIAN NEVER FORGET !  Mon North African son.
 * ISISball- VOUS WILL PAY FOR WHAT VOUS DEED TO MY 407 PARISIANS AND FOR ATTACKING PARIS VOUS PIECE OF MERDE! SAY SORRY NOW BEFORE U GET ANSCHLUSSED BY ROSKIE! MON SONS WILL SOUTIEN MON AND ALL OF MON NOT SONS WILL TOO! MON DIEU! VOUS IS WORST KEBAB! JE WANT TO KEEP VOUS ALIVE AND MAKE VOUS SUFFER LIKE NAZI MADE JEW SUFFER DURING LE HOLOCAUSTE!,SOON TU WILL REGRET WHAT YOU DID TO LA PARIS! Soon it will not be on le map anymore.
 * Louisianaball - Mon son who Amerique purchased from mon. Je love him.
 * Bulgariaball - I really need your help! Save Paris from another anschluss

Quotes

 * "Hon Hon Hon."
 * "Zis is an outrage!"
 * "Idiot tourists!"
 * "Ma baguette is cold!"
 * "Baguette, baguette, oui, oui."
 * "Je surrender"
 * "Mon Dieu!"
 * "Protest?"
 * "Je suis en strike!"
 * "Sacrebleu!"

Gallery

 * No true Scotsman
 * The Hideous

Links

 * Facebook page

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