Albaniaball

Albaniaball, officially  Shqipball  thë Rëpublic of Albaniaball, is an countryball locatëd in thë Balkan Pëninsula in Southërn Europë. Hë is locatëd right north of Grëëcëball, south of  Montënëgroball, wëst of  North Macëdonia and  Sërbiaball depënding on who you ask. The countryball is dividëd into 12 countyballs, along with thë capital Tiranaball, giving him a total arëa of 28 748 squarë kilomëtërs, making him thë 140th largëst countryball in thë world. As of 2018, hë maintains a population of about 2.870 million inhabitants in its clay.

Due to being in Europe and having an extremë distrust for Russiaball for what  Soviët Unionball did, Albaniaball can into  NATOball, but cannot into  Europëan Unionball due to the ongoing conflict with Kosovoball and Sërbiaball. Hë is also in UNball like almost evëry other nation in thë world.

Albaniaball is oftën sëën as onë of the most socially awkward countryballs in the world. He usëd to bë alliëd with Soviet Unionball, but aftër the Sino-Soviet split, he sidëd with Chinaball who soon brokë up with him latër, and for a whilë, hë had basically no alliës. Today hë is trying to bë morë social and opën to other countryballs, but still has to dëal with things likë Kosovoball and Sërbiaball.

His national day is Novembër 28th and his Zodiac sign is Shigjetari (Sagittarius).

History/Historia
He never recorded his history because he was dumb illiterate until he came into contact with Ancient Greeceball whose alphabet he adopted and whose armor he used and ”modified“. His first official appearance was in the 4th century B.C. and the strongest tribe (Dardania) was often at war with Macedonball and the Dalmatians were Pirates who often Pillaged the Italian Peninsula. In 229 BC, Romeball wanted to stop the piracy done by the Illyrians and declared war on them to do so. Illyriaball was defeated and made into a province inside of Roman Empireball. Illyriaball was overrun by Slavic invaders in the 6th century and pushed into Epirus Nova/Arbëria. Illyriaball still managed to stay with Byzantineball. The Illyrian tribes mixed with one another and thus formed what we now know as modern-day Albaniaball.

First Albanian state
After those events, Albaniaball was a Principality 1190-1204 depending on Byzantineball and was called the  Principality of Arbanonball (Albanian: Arberia). His founding was by the Progon family (members: Progon, Gjin, and Dhimitri) and they were vassals of Byzantine Empireball. But then, Byzantineball came and abolished his autonomy for 17 years (1255-1272). Then, in 1272, Kingdom of Sicilyball decided to attack  Byzantineball and take the  Principality of Arbanonball from his clay. Serbian Empireball in 1296 came and took Albaniaball to be a part of his empire. It lasted till 1304. In 1304, Kingdom of Sicilyball did a comeback and attacks  Serbian Empireball by taking  Durrësball from 1304-1332. But then, Medieval Kingdom of Albaniaball got born. Then, in 1335, several Albanian principalities declared independence, including the Despotate of Artaball lead by the Albanian noble family Bue Shpata.

Albania's kebab removal
The principalities lasted until 1385-1386 until Ottoman Empireball Invaded  Principality of Arbanonball, leaving Despotate of Artaball untouched. In 1386-1392, Albaniaball freed itself (1386-1387 South Albania; 1387-1389 North Albania; 1389-1392 whole Albaniaball). It lasted again, in 1414-1416 when Ottomanball set the attack again in South of Albaniaball, but still, Albaniaball defended itself. This was its first kebab removal of his, before Skanderbeg (his second founding father). In 1417, Despotate of Artaball was abolished forever, by Ottomanball who also managed to take Central Albaniaball, and a year later, Albaniaball finally fell. Then, Albaniaball uprose in 1432-1433 with its leader, Gjergj Arianiti, and wins the freedom. This didn't last long. The Ottoman Empireball came back and in 1433-1443 Albania was once again under the rule of  Ottoman Empireball.

Kebabization and Occupation
Albaniaball suffered 500 years of kebab pressure but he, even under Ottomanball rule, never kept peace and always did revelations on asking independence. Ottomanball, as they properly defeated all Balkan countries, decided to kebabize them. Albaniaball and Ottoman Bosniaball were the victims of kebabization, as  Ottoman Empireball hated  Catholic Balkans so much. The kebabisation began from 1506-1670. In 1670-1826 Ottomans divided Albaniaball in 2-3 Eyalets (provinces). In the beginnings of the 19th century, there were Albanian pashas commanding Albanian eyalets. The Ottomans had a fear that they would rebel and declare themselves independent. The last Pasha, named Ali Tepelena was killed in 1826 by Sultans' servants. This was the end of Albanian pashas. In 1864-1912, Albaniaball was split into 4 eyalets (Manastir, Kosovo, Scutari, and Yanina eyalets).

Independence and afterwards
1912, was the year of the beginning of the Balkans Wars. Serbs, Montenegrins,  Greeks, and  Bulgarians declared war on  Ottoman Empireball. This pushed Albaniaball to declare independence. Ottoman Empireball agreed since it was under attack from the 4 Orthodox morons. In 1913, Albaniaball was recognized by everyone, and Austria-Hungaryball and the Central Powers Alliance showed sympathy to Albaniaball. And, with the plans of clay, Austria-Hungaryball, apart from the other Superpowers, wanted Albaniaball to have its real borders. But then Entente made their final plan and put the different borders (which are now the present borders of Albaniaball). Poor Albaniaball was oppressed unfairly in North and South. In the North, Serbo- Montenegrins were killing Albanian civilians only to populate with their greedy population. In the South, the Greeks cheered the  Epirots to declare independence, but they were unrecognized. In 1914, Albaniaball becomes a principality under Prince Wied I. As World War I was about to begin, Prince Wied fled away from Albaniaball because of Albaniaball's civil war between Prince Wied's supporters and Pro Kebabs with Haxhi Qamil on the lead.

Albania after WWI
1918-1919 - The Entente as punished the Central Powers, decided to make Albaniaball a region of Italyball,  Serb- Montenegrin killers take North and  Greeceball take South. Fortunately, President Woodrow Wilson saves Albaniaball by telling to the Entente leaders that all small countries deserve to be free. In 1920, Albaniaball switches capital (because Durrësball was being a pro- Italian) and moves it to  Tiranaball. Between 1920 and 1925, Albaniaball becomes a principality under King Zog I. In the Revolution of 1924, Fan Noli tried to make Albaniaball more European, but failed and went to USAball.

Albanian Kingdomball and its Annexation
Albania becomes a kingdom under King Zog I. Zog I decided to do an alliance with Italy. And so, the country gets a heavy influence from Italy. Then, Galeaco Ciano met Zog and offered that Albania will be a puppet state under the protectorate of Italy. Zog refused, until Mussolini gave an ultimatum, that if Albania doesn't accept the offer it will suffer consequences. Still, Zog refused. And, then on 7 April of 1939 Albania was attacked by Italy and got annexed on 11 April. Then a delegation of fascists took the Albanian crown and gave to Victor Emmanuel III, The King of Italy.

Albania the Commie and the failed De-Kebabization
As Commies came to power, the first thing they did was: Removing the last part of their rivals by killing, persecuting, imprisoning them, and banning Islam. Between 1945 and 1948 Albania was allied with Yugoslavia. Yugoslavia in its agenda had its plan to annex Albania and be the 7th Yugo republic. But, the Soviet Union interfered and told Albania the truth about Yugoslavia. Then, Albania had a friendship with the Soviets and became a member of the Warsaw Pact in 1955. But, when the Soviet Union was lead by Nikita Khrushchev, Albania saw that this Soviet Union was too revisionist and not so Stalinist anymore. As Hungary got attacked by the revisionist Soviet Union, Albania made it clear that it will be no longer in that union. In 1967, it became atheist. As Albania left the Soviet Union, it made a friendship with China. Both had a ridiculous time since Mao wasn't interested in Stalinism anymore. In the 70's they had a cold friendship because China did deals with the USA (the capitalist pig) and accepted them. In 1976 after Mao's death, the friendship was too cold until 2 years later, they split. Then, Albania was the most isolated country in the world. After Hoxha's death, Albania was one of the poorest, most isolated countries in the world. People couldn't stay long as they filled a ship of emigrants (they were emigrants) and head to Italy. At the end of the '80s Albanian students protested and wanted democracy, as in 1990 the statue of Enver Hoxha was pulled down. Through the commie times, many great Bunkers were built. In the end, Communist Albania was nothing but the Balkan/Communist counterpart of the Mongol Empire while Enver Hoxha was the Genghis Khan.

Albania is a Republic country
In 1992 Albania becomes a Republic. In the first years of the Republic, Albania faces a difficult time on money and stuff. In 1997 Albania gets a civil war a clash between Socialists and Democrats. On 2 April 2009 becomes a part of NATO along with Croatia. And in December 2010 Albania removes the visas. In 2014, Albania becomes an EU candidate state and in October 2019 after many delays get rejected again by Franceball

Massive Earthquake
In November 2019, Albania got hit by a massive earthquake with over 6,4 magnitude which the Europeans didn't see coming. It hit many counties in Albania; 14 people died and over 600 people were injured.

Friends / Shoket

 * [[File:Croatia-icon.png]] Best Slavic Friend- A good friend I am pleased to recognize this Slav as my Illyrian cousin. Even though he is Slavic, I like him. He can make peace with Serbia too,which I can! No more wars! I'm happy to meet you and say Hvala Vam!
 * [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball - Best friend!! He and I are good friends, he is my main salesman. I like it a lot, but I never forget 1939!! But you can remember Vlora War tho (^ ω ^). Also, he has some people called  Arbërëshe , that usually live in southern parts of him.
 * [[File:Bosnia-icon.png]] Bosniaball - He's my far distant cousin from Illyriaball, also a very good friend, though he is Slavic and RECOGNISE KOSOVO! We both Suffered from that Smelly Serb. He wants you to help him. But my burek more better!
 * [[File:Poland-icon.png]] Kurwa Brothers - Happy 100th anniversary. Best friends forever!
 * Dua Lipa: I love you.
 * [[File:Kosovo-icon.png]] Kosovoball - Maybe something more.... but one day you will have the chance to be free! I miss yous so much, but you have been Anschluss'd by [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball, but one day we will unite, don't yuo worry...
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] AMAZING PERSON - He help me a lot!! YOU ARE AN AMAZING PERSON!! THANKS FOR YUOR HELP!! REMOVE SERBIA!
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Hello Eh? - He's also my best friend EVER!! Thanks EH!
 * Franceball - I'm friendly with her since she support me in NATO. BUT YOU HILARIOUSLY RUINED OUR FOOTBALL MATCH!! XD
 * [[File:Republic of Ilirida-icon.png]] Republic di Iliridaball - My other son who speaks in a Slavic accent, but hates the Slavs, but some of his words are different from mine. Don't worry, I'll set you free.
 * NATOball - Best savior of 1999! Remove Serbian influence!
 * UAEball - Middle Eastern friend with a nice tower and also hates Serbia.
 * Hungaryball - Same thing I said to Austriaball. My first king (Ahmet Zog) also married a noble Hungarian woman (Geraldine). Also  Vojvodinaball is of Hungarian.
 * [[File:Bulgaria-icon.png]] Bulgariaball - A Good member of NATO. Now to recognize Kosovo. Like me, he doesn't like [[File:Macedonia-icon.png]] North Macedoniaball and think it's a fake country. Even though he is a friend of [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball but I tolerate him. Best person to talk to about Yogurt! We even have good relations today.
 * [[File:Montenegro-icon.png]] Montenegroball - Small brother of [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball, but not oppressing Albanians in his clay and recognizing [[File:Kosovo-icon.png]] Kosovoball. Welcome to NATO bro. Your people are especially nice to us!
 * [[File:Aromanian-icon.png]] Aromaniansball - A good minority that also lives in my clay.
 * East Timorball - This guy also hates Serbiaball and he also recognized  Kosovoball i will help yuo against that  dumb Serbian Puppet.
 * Israelcube - He is a friend of mine, because I helped his people in World War 2, let them be safe from the filthy Nazis and left Kosovar Albanians staying in his clay from the Kosovo war. However, please stop oppressing innocent Palestinians.
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball - Yeah he and I can get well, but he needs to help Control Serbia from threatening Kosovo. Why? We can be good friends and watch Skanderbeg movie you made for me together. At least relations are improving I guess. But remember this. We are opposite sides but I need BOTH OF YOU!
 * [[File:Turkey-icon.png]] Turkeyball - Turkey is one of Albania's largest investors and trading partners, being a main donor contributing to much infrastructure investment and development that strongly supported Albanian membership in NATO, achieved in 2009. Thank you for being a good friend.
 * Saudi Arabiaball and Mongoliaball - all 3 of us hate Serbiaball.
 * Estoniaball Latviaball & Lithuaniaball- We all hate Serbia, Myanmar and Iran.

Neutral/Asnjëanës

 * [[File:Bangladesh-icon.png]] Bangladeshball - I don't know anything about him but one of his [[File:Bangladesh-icon.png]] cities hates me.
 * [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball - First off you betrayed me by letting Nixon into your country in 1972 despite I'm recognizing you, and second you barely even speak to me and third: YOU'RE A SERBIAN SUPPORTER! But we're cool today because most of my products are made in China! So I can't hate you! We still have economic and important strategic relations! Even though I resent you with Serbia. Me and Serbia aren't real enemies. The real enemies are terrorism! ALSO GET YOUR STUPID WUHAN IDIOTS OUT OF MY CLAY! YOUR LUCKY THAT MY COUNTRY IS INFECTED WITH COVID-19!! IF YOU DON'T HELP ME THIS EASILY, IM GOING TO PUT YOU IN MY ENEMY LIST!! REMOVE SARS! REMOVE CORONAVIRUS--WAIT WHY YUO HATE KOSOVO? YUO TRAITOR!!!! THIS IS WHY YUO SUPPORT SERBIA!!! THAT'S IT, I'M HAVING MIXED FEELINGS ON YUO!!!!!!!! But we're neutral.
 * [[File:Greece-icon.png]] Greeceball - He is being an ancient countryball in the Balkans and I liking his food. And We Can Hating That [[File:Turkey-icon.png]] Smelly Turk too. He's also helping me to get into [[File:EU-icon.png]] EUball... But why you support [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball and not recognize [[File:Kosovo-icon.png]] Kosovoball and hate me???? Just because of the religion? AND STOP OPPRESSING CHAMS! EPIRUS (North and South) IS MINE STOP CLAIMING INTO IT! But plox don't cut economic ties, I get many monies from yuo...
 * Indonesiaball - how dare yuo support Serbiaball and not recognized  Kosovoball yuo must Free  West Papuaball!!!! At least were both islam.
 * Sloveniaball - Any friend of Serbiaball is my enemy. She thinks I'm rude to Slavs. But at least she is of supporting me on the [[File:Kosovo-icon.png]] Kosovoball's case (Because she understand how it's like under [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Mean Bully despite being friends with him).
 * Ukraineball - You know, I tried to sympathize with this guy. We're under Communist rule which I NEVER FORGET! But why did you help [[File:Macedonia-icon.png]] that fake country with [[File:Republic of Ilirida-icon.png]] my brother and not me? And why you not recognize [[File:Kosovo-icon.png]] my other brother? I help yuo with Crimea and insist [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball did a crime. I Will never understand this guy, of honest saying that.
 * [[File:Vietnam-icon.png]] Vietnamball - Wë both dislike [[File:China-icon.png]] Mantou Empire, but why yuo support [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] him on Kosovo?
 * [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball - Boi, Our history is so terrible because we both suffered Communist Breakdown that I try to make peace and be cool with the Serbians! HOWEVER, he's very racist towards Albanians and I AM NOT RACIST TO HIM AS I DO NOT HAVE A PART OF RACISM.I want to be chill and hang out with him but in REALITY only Vucic and Rama get along... Well thanks for not destroying Kosovo and even defending it from Ottoman Empire, but I will remember you as the guy who tried to take political influence over him. Also I am Really Sorry for having NATO kill people on the 20th anniversary and I am also sorry for doing illicit activities.(such as organ harvesting) I promise to try and be friendly with you, like many years ago, AS LONG AS YOU COOPERATE WITH ME!! Understand that I WANT TO KEEP OUR POSITIVE RELATIONSHIP GROWING! I WISH SERBIA AND ALBANIA FRIENDSHIP AND PEACE. GLAD TO HEAR TRUMP SIGNED A DEAL WITH VUCIC AND THE KOSOVAR LEADER :) Again we're neutral now.
 * - Stop supporting . But we are both Gypsy removers.
 * Somaliaball - Damn bro, just because were Muslim doesn't mean that you must hijack ships bruv.
 * Afghanistanball - Same as Somalia.
 * Philippinesball - She doesn't recognize Kosovo as well, but she still of fine.

Enemies/Armiqtë

 * [[File:Algeria-icon.png]] Algeriaball - YOU STOLE MY NAME EXCEPT YOU CHANGED THE MIDDLE THREE LETTERS!!! AND STOP SUPPORTING SERBIA AND RUSSIA INTO KOSOVO!!!
 * Syriaball - a puppet of Serbia, REMOVE Assad!!!
 * [[File:Macedonia-icon.png]] North Macedoniaball - Oh Boy, How do we even start with you? Albania has recognized the Republic of Macedonia (RM) as independent and sovereign country after the RM proclaimed the independence, but Albania never officially recognized North Macedonia under its previous constitutional name, though it saw no problem using the constitutional name in bilateral relations. Albanian Ministry of Foreign Affairs stated that Macedonia has "died" with Alexander the Great, not supported neither Athens or Skopje on this issue being assessed as more important the integration of the RM in NATO and EU than context of the name. So I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH YOU! All I care about is protecting my PEOPLE IN YOUR AREA! But seriusly, your related to Bulgarians and not related to Macedon! ALSO STOP ADDING FAKE INFORMATION FOR ME NOT BEING INDIGENOUS IN THE BALKANS IN YOUR HISTORY BOOKS OR I WILL MAKE YOU TO BY FORCE! Then again, we were both denied the EU membership from France so I might recruit him to FIGHT THE BAGUETTES
 * Taiwanball - He hates me for making him being kicked out of the UN when I was communist in the past. Though he is friends with my Brother so we are OK.
 * [[File:Ottoman-icon.png]] Ottoman Empireball - I Will Never Forget That You Had Done for destroying my past and for ruining the Byzantine. But thanks for making Albania good.
 * [[File:Gypsy-icon.png]] Gypsyball - He is Of shitty countryless Romanian Indian people living in the Balkans who only steals thing.
 * [[File:Spain-icon.png]] Spainball - Why you hate me? Around 1,000 Albanians live in yuor clay, but yuo support Serbia and not recognize Kosovo?
 * Gays - ABOMINATION!!! 90% OF MY COUNTRY THINKS YUO ARE NOT HUMAN! REMOVE!!!!!
 * [[File:Tunisia-icon.png]] Tunisiaball - Oh? This Serbian b*tch who disrecognizes Kosovo and supports Serbia. REMOVE COUCOSUS YOU BETRAYED WE'RE MUSLIM BROTHERS!!!
 * Netherlandsball - Yuo recognized kosovo but HOW DARE YOU F***ING VETO MEMBERSHIP!?!? REMOVE WEED!
 * ALBAball - LATIN AMERICAN NAME STEALER!
 * Byfeqiri - HOW DO YOU LIKE WAR IN DONBASS? IS IT NIZE? TURP ORE BYFEQIRE!
 * Icelandball - '''HAHA! 4-2?! I DEFEAT YOU!
 * Madagascarball - YOU FREAKING TRAITOR!!! I THOUGHT YOU'RE RECOGNIZING MY Brother AND NOW YOU DISRECOGNIZED HIM AND BEFRIEND  SERBIA?! HOW COULD YOU?!
 * Indiaball - REMOVE CURRY AND KASHMIR IS OF PAKISTANI!!! You are friends with Serbia but not Kosovo! >:( At least you hate Chinko Devil.
 * Myanmarball - Kebab remover, you deserve to get sanctioned and get taken out by Tatmadaw.
 * Iranball - REMOVE KHOMEINI!!! He is of friends with Serbia!
 * Yugoslaviaball - I'm glad you are dead.
 * Cubaball - HE IS OF COMMIE REMOVE FIDEL CASTRO!!!
 * Venezuelaball - SAME AS CUBA!!! JUAN GUAIDO IS REAL PRESIDENT NOT MADURO!!!!
 * [[File:Armenia-icon.png]] Armeniaball - YUO PIECE OF SH*T. KOSOVO IS INDEPENDENT YOU BASTARD. REMOVE DUMB ARMENIA. Artsakhball IS AZERBAIJAN YOU IDIOT LAND STEALER. KOSOVO HAS ALWAYS BEEN MINE AND ONLY OCCUPIED BY SERBIA YUO DUMB SH*T ALSO YOUR STUPID GENOCIDE WILL NEVER RECOGNIZED BY ME!!!
 * People who call me Albino - FUCK ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO CALL ME ALBINO, JUST BECAUSE MY NAME SOUNDS LIKE ALBINO DOESN'T MEAN I AM NUK FUNNY! TANI TANI NDALON TI FUQONI IDIOTFT E PENGJESHME TEM REMOZOJN P NJERZIT Q IM MENDOJN IM IM ALBINO JU RETARDS QUNDROJN ALL T ALL GJITHA JU JERKF TF FUNDIT Q C MU BNI ALBINO REMOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU ALL!!!
 * Boliviaball -  SERBIAN PUPPET WHO HATES MY BROTHER!!! NO SEA FOR YUO!!! Well no since that's why he is Anti-Imperialist.
 * Brazilball - SERBIAN PUPPET WHO THINKS KOSOVO IS A PART OF SERBIA YUOR FATHER RECOGNIZED KOSOVO.
 * Ugandaball - He Calls me "homosex-loving" and recognizes Kosovo as Serbia because he is a Russian puppet.
 * Belarusball - Insane Russian puppet who doesn't recognize my BROTHER. She Is Of Insane.
 * BRICSbrick - KOSOVO IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Mexicoball - KOSOVO IS MINE, YOU SERBIAN PUPPET!!
 * Quebecball - Serbian puppet. You are part of Canadaball.
 * Sierra Leoneball - YOU USED TO RECOGNIZED MY BROTHER UNTIL 2020 WHEN YOU JUST WITHDREW RECOGNITION! HOW COULD YOU?!?!
 * EUball - I do not like of you wanting to delay my membership because of so called "Corruption" and "Organized Crime", All EU Countries have corruption, not just me.

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