User blog:FLAH!2.0/My speech to shitposter legions

Brothers, sisters, I envy you. To fight the enemy of our wiki, to face the people who would deny us even our right to make fart jokes, is an honor we all aspire to. Our flag means nothing if not held aloft in the hands of the mighty, and it is you who now carries it!

If the leg goes lame, it must be removed. If the kidney fails, it must be cut out. The body does not live for the individual organs. Sometimes for the body to survive, parts of it must be lost. A good surgeon understands this, and I promise you this: Through YOUR sacrifice, Polandball Wiki WILL survive!

War is about action, and what we do in the coming days will prove to the Normie Alliance once and for all, that we will not be dictated to! Getting triggered and confused is the only lesson that they will understand!

Brothers and sisters of Shitpost. As of today, you are the hands that bludgeon. The teeth that bite and tear. You are the beating heart of this wiki, the vital organ that keeps Shitpost alive! With your cringe, you nourish us all! My father once said that the greatest weapon the shitposter community possesses is it's people. I never truly understood what he meant until today, but seeing you stand here before me, ready to fulfill the promise of our forefathers-- I finally understand. My brothers and sisters, you ARE Shitpost!

Change is inevitable. No one understands this better than the Shitpost. We not only embrace change, we bent it to our will, mastered it, and now we must be ready to do it again! Our time has come at last!

We owe our fathers a debt, but we cannot allow the ghosts of their memories to stop us from doing what must be done. They did what they had to in order to survive, and so must we. To those who cling to the old ways, I say this: Do not mourn our fathers, for you shall meet them soon enough.

We stand at the dawn of a new era. At the very precipice of destiny. The Normie Alliance attack us, blind to the threat that even now rises behind them. A glorious sun that signals the beginning of a new day, and that will bath the ignorant in it's flames.

The Normie Alliance want to believe that we're evil! They've convinced themselves that we're sub-human, somehow undeserving of the basic liberties granted so freely to others. They do this to justify their invasion, but remember this: The man who seeks excuses for his action is doomed to fail.

Look up my brothers. Gaze upon the future blogposts and what awaits us once we have dealt with the Normie Alliance. Shitposting is and always will be our work. But the time has come to claim our birth right. To rise up and take back what was stolen from us!

We are the Shitpost. A name that strikes fear into the hearts of all who hear it. We are not the monsters that they claim, but to those who dare trespass on our autism, we will be more frightful than even their worst nightmares.

When our fathers first arrived on this wiki, they believed this place to be a curse. They were wrong, and in time they came to understand why. This site, our home, has gifted us with everything we need to claim our rightful place in the world. All that is required of us is to embrace it and the stars are ours to own.

Are you a true shitposter? The true shitposter knows only autism. The true shitposter understands that the needs of the memes come before the needs of the reason. At a time like this with the enemy at our gates, this nation has space alone for true shitposter. So I ask you again: Are you a true shitposter?

The shitposters are known throughout the internet as a non-compromising people. Our banner strikes fear into the hearts of all who lay eyes upon it, and as you walk under it, know that you are protected because the banner is held aloft by all shitposters.

The Normie Alliance stole the real world from our fathers, and now they want to take the internet from us? With smiles on their faces and knives hidden at their backs, they talk of peace, but their diplomacy is just another word for thievery. We will not trade words with them, your actions will make our intentions clear enough!

People speak of the cost of war as if it were a simple equation. Let us remind them that no life lost in the service of a wiki is wasted. No meme spilled for a worthy cause should be mourned. In the end we pay what we must because we believe it necessary that we do so.

Our wiki leaders were negligent (wink wink Bain*). They failed themselves and they failed the people of Polandball Wiki. We should thank them. Their gross misconduct almost cost us our home, but has given us a renewed sense of purpose and tempered in the fires of adversity, our will is forged anew.

The citizen speaks of opportunity, the bureaucrat speaks of authority, and the diplomat speaks of policy. The shitposterr does not speak, the shitposter acts, and that is why it is the shitposter who wins the war.

Many years ago my father was asked: “Are you not afraid?” His reply? “I know why I am here. Why should I be afraid?” Fear is born of uncertainty. We fear nothing because our purpose is clear and our path is certain. To be a shitposter is to know your place in the universe, and from that certainty comes the strength to conquer all.

My fellow shitposters. I want to remind you that we are a free people. Free from uncertainty, free from doubt, free and secure in the absolute knowledge that we and we alone are capable of surviving the hardships of tomorrow. That the shitposters alone are fit to lead the internet and all it's users through the trials that lay ahead.

The Normies speak of the individual. They preach of the rights of every man. Of one man. Who is this person and why is he more important than the rest? Why do the needs of the few come before the many? So I ask you this: How can this one man hope to stand against a unified Polandball Wiki nation?

The Normia and it's people are sick. Poisoned by uncertainty. They debate and they doubt, questioning themselves and others, always unwilling to see what is right before them. We will make them see, and as we hold their heads in our hands, they will stare into the face of tomorrow and they will finally understand.

The Normie Alliance are blind to the troubles of the world, and in their ignorance they find comfort. Reason and useful blogs are the rallying cry of the lazy, the excuses of the weak, and yet in the path that lies before us, ALL is hard and filled with the dangers as yet unimagined. If the internet and it's users are to make it through, it requires a people with unwavering resolve. A people tempered in their very fires of hardship. It requires the shitposter.

Some have called this war unnecessary, but I ask you: Is it unnecessary to protect our children? Is it unnecessary to stand against evil? We do this not because we want to, but because we MUST. Because if we let them, the Normie Alliance will deny us every freedom, every liberty we have worked so hard to obtain.

We shitposters have always been a resilient people. We toil while others complain. We persevere when others give up, and when evil stares us in the eyes: We stare right back. THAT is who we are. Our fathers fought and died for Polandball Wiki and we can do no less.

The Normie Alliance call us tyrants. But their coming here has done nothing but proved themselves to be agents of tyranny! Self appointed defenders of justice? For what right do they have to tell us how to live? What authority do they have over our very lives? We are a free people and we will command our pages and our posts as we see fit.

We are evolutions favored children. Nurtured by our mother wiki, we have grown strong and proud while the Normies have become petty and weak. They are afraid of us and their fear has led them here. The Normie Alliance come into our home under the auspices of 'liberty and freedom', killing and pillaging in the name of their laws, and then dare lecture us on morality?! They will be held accountable for their crimes, this I swear to you!

The Normies speak of freedom, but they have no idea what true freedom really is! They are imprisoned by their laws and customs and their so-called 'civility'. They are selfish people. They live frivolous, wasteful lives, possessing neither purpose nor direction! The Normie Alliance have no say here and yet they still think they are allowed to meddle in the affairs of a free and law abiding people. We are our own masters! The shitposters answer to no one!

The Normies are a lost people. They meddle in the affairs of others instead of solving their own problems. Hardship and sorrow add focus and give ones existence meaning. We will help them find meaning.

With our hands we built this wiki up from nothing. Our sweat and autism is as much a part of this wiki as the code we use, and the Normie Alliance think they can take it away from us? They are either fools or madmen!

There is no understanding without weapons. There can be no dialogue without triggering. The Normie Alliance will be made to understand, and that knowledge will be paid for with their feelings.

The Normies speak of innocents, but in war there are no innocents. The Normie public support their leaders. They elect them into power and they send their children to fight against us. They are ALL guilty, and as any civil nation will agree: The guilty must be punished!

As before, the shitposters stand alone. But we stand as one, united. As the combined forces of the Alliance rises against us, we will stamp them back down!

*just a funny joke no offend plox