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The Stone, who has been declared God-Emperor by an adoring Queen Elizabeth, reveals its divine mandate to its loyal followers. Using its supreme knowledge a massive slingshot is constructed capable of launching anything into the sun. The Stone’s mandate is so; all must be launched into the sun, for nothing has the right to exist except the Stone.

A massive campaign then begins. Throngs of people arrive to the slingshots around the country, where they cast their clothes, vehicles and other personal possessions into the sun. Across the country wildlife is rounded up, stuck into boxes, and yeeted into the sun. In only a few weeks the city of London is levelled as the Stone’s loyal followers raze buildings and throw them into the sun. Bulldozers then arrive (almost being thrown into the sun) to begin scooping up the earth itself and casting that too into the sun.

In private, the Stone unveils his new plan: to detonate all of Britain’s nuclear warheads at a point on the equator and hopefully push the whole planet into the sun. It’s reckoned this probably won’t work, but obviously no one is going to object against his Holy Supremacy Royal God-Emperor Stone.