Chicagoball

Chicagoball is the entire state of Illinoisball   has a terrible commercial from one of his companies is killing everyone a cityball in Northeastern Illinoisball. His nickname is the "Windy City" due to it being on the shores of Lake Michigan. also for being windy duh.

History
Chicagoball was officially settled in 1770 by and ceded at  by  Ottawa, Ojibwe, Potawatomi. French wrote the Miami-Illinois name Shikaakwa (ramps or wild leeks) as Checagou which gave way to the current name. In 1871, he had a fire which destroyed everything in his clay. Surprisingly, he actually built and fixed stuff after the fire. He is mad at for trying to take his 3rd place in population, and  for doing it in 1990. But he only has himself to blame for this, because Chicagoball frequently has the most murders annually of any US city (despite usually managing to stay out of the top ten for murder rate).

Tried to bid for the 2016 Summer Olympics, but was eliminated in the first round of voting. The murders probably didn't have much influence on the outcome considering the eventual winner was Rio de Janeiroball.

Chicagoball is also well known for its sports teams. The Bulls won multiple NBA titles in the early 1990s, the Blackhawks won multiple Stanley Cups in the 2010s, and now his beloved Cubs won the World Series for the first time in 108 years (Take that Clevelandball )! Chicagoball's American Football team's are improving at this moment and have won 1 championship in it's history. However, the White Sox were involved in the Black Sox scandal.

Relations

 * Rest of - Downstate country bumpkins want to kick me out! Well, fuck them! Also, you can't kick me out, because dad won't let you.
 * - Nothing against him, but I just don't see why he's the capital and I'm not. Oh. He's older than me. (You inferior scum.)


 * - The only cityball with a worse off crime rate then me. Nevertheless, we are friends. (But I believe that's why we are friends.)


 * - He's become a really good friend. And we both have Theo Epstein to thank for helping to eradicate nearly 200 years of baseball curses between the two of us!


 * - CUBS WIN! WE CAN INTO WORLD SERIES! HA HA!!! 2016 best year of my life! (Basketball's good tho.)


 * DCball - Hey! I can handle this crime problem by my self! Hopefully...


 * Serbiaball - I'm guessing thanks alot for having alot of population that is mostly Serbs-inhabitat, i appreciate you but sorry, Kosovo is not yours.


 * , St. Louisball - Crime-ridden, corrupt, and inferior 4th rate cityballs to laugh at! ...N...not that I'm any of those things!


 * - Evil cityball tries to steal 3rd place from me. 2005 best year of my ass's life!


 * - I will take back 2nd place from Los Angelesball some day! I hope he dies of an earthquake! But until then, 2016 = Best Year of My Life!


 * - Thieving Miami Heat tried to steal my team colors! Miamiball probably also stole all that warm weather from me! Now winter is cold as balls! Also you made a rip off of our shuffle!


 * New York Cityball - The snobby arrogant cityball always looks down on me. This a-hole thinks I'm crime-ridden, corrupt, and inferior!  He is really not so different.


 * - Stupid Hoosier sells me cheap cigarettes, fireworks, and guns so I can't complain.


 * - Annoying uncle who sells me cheap guns out of his van


 * - Evil nitwit cheeseheads. But Milwaukeeball is my little bro, though.


 * USAball - He's a great guy and all. Kinda.


 * - Sister since 2005. Please take your Serbs home!


 * Galwayball - Sister since 1997. We're sure that Mrs. Irelandball's cow started the 1871 fire. But it's all good now because we dye the river green and get sloshed at the South Side Irish parade.


 * - Germanyball's second city and sister since 1994. Lots of Germans in the North Side and Lincoln park. Thanks to German, can into soccer!!!


 * - He moved into Polandball's old neighborhood. Cheap tacos are here!


 * - Italy's second city and sister since 1973. Unhygienic uncle who gave me and my neighbors mafia disease because he forgot to wash his hands while cooking spaghetti. But mafia disease also helped me make a lot of blackmail... oops I meant, campaign contributions. Italyball no longer has to worry about washing his hands because nowadays, he hires Mexicoball to do all the work. (also deep dish pizza is the best lol).


 * Petah Tiqwacube- Sister since 1994. Sure, his mayor is great and all, but thieving Israelcube stole his flag design from me!


 * - Happy 100th birthday to ! He is my close uncle from the old country (although not as close as before). He's the best guy ever, and a lot of his clay lives here! Partner since 1960.


 * - Free, Free, Palestine! Wait... if Israelcube frees Palestineball, then who else would operate my neighborhood convenience stores?
 * Kolkataball- Thank yuo for Swami Vivekananda comings to Parliament of the World's Religions, 1893 hosted in my clay. Thankings for teaching Hinduism.
 * Kuala Lumpurball - Rival in towers, HOW DARE YOU STOLE WILLIS TOWER RANK (then Sears) AS THE HIGHEST BUILDING IN THE WORLD, I THINK MY TOWER IS TALLER THAN YOUR'S REMOVE PETRONAS!!!!!!!!!

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