Polandball (character)

"O Kurwa!"

Polandball is the original protagonist of Polandball. He cannot into space... wait wut ohh yeah here this guy's polish and was in space, but that was with Sovietball's help. He also stole a spaceship owned by USBall, but was pushed back to Earth.

= = Polandball is sometimes naive and is often exploited and bullied by his neighbors (but not those who fear us), especially Germany. He has a job cleaning UKBall's toilet, but often shirks his duties, preventing him from getting any leverage or input on world issues (You mad? My father saved his ass!). He does not like Russiaball, and he wants his goddamn clay and horses back.

He looks up to USAball and one day wants to be like him. Polandball is a daydreamer and often fantasizes about winning World War II, defeating the Axis single-handedly, and dominating that unreachable frontier known as Outer Space.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvUoHBZmqDw Poland can into stealth tank. o kurwa!]

History
So Poland was Civtas Schinesghe until he was like, Hey I can into kingdom and did. Later the Kasmir union and Russian imperial ball was all like I will into kill you so Poland united with Lithuaniaball. Then the freaking Germans invaded and conquared poland. After WW1 Poland become country again but then the nazis and soviets invaded and Second Republic came to the end.Then WW2 ended and USSR ball attempted to include polan into his eastblock but succeded, along with takin' Kresy. Then 45 years were spent under Soviet tyrrany and now Polan is Polan, but not this same like before WW2.

Friends

 * USAball - YAY POLAND CAN INTO FRIEND COUSIN!! Sorry for the ship cousin.
 * UKball - Defended Poland in WW2.. Lol, what a lies! We protected their butts in skies of England!! But anyways we like them ... but not their jobs.
 * Franceball - Makes good Wine and had Napoleon. Except we lost. Also, they're cowards.
 * Bulgariaball - Best frendz. Work together alot.
 * Hungaryball - BFF since the middle ages + helped in WW2. Also, we both hate Fourth Reich.
 * Afghanistanball - We've got somethin' in common, also they like krówki!
 * Russiaball - Sometimes he's really good brother Especially when I took his clay in 1919 and let him be eaten by USSR


 * Lithuaniaball - Long live the COMMONWEALTH!!! of course you're part of Poland, Lithuanian peasants.
 * Canadaball - Canada is of great friend he is of selling maple syrup!

Enemies

 * Germanyball - Greatest Polandball enemy, bully and murderer
 * Sovietball/Russiaball - Big brother and big bully, but when he gets wpierdol always bow before me :)
 * Ukraineball - GIB Lwów and stop praising Bandera!or 1919 will occur again, Cossack scum!
 * Faceblock - He occasionally tries to silence Polandball.
 * Lithuaniaball - GIB Wilno! Or 1938 will occur again!
 * Czechball - Gib Zaolzie! Or I 1938/1968 you again!
 * Belarusball - Gib Grodno! And gib potatoes...
 * EUball - Tryings to anschluss Polandball under mask of Donald TuSSk.