User blog:KurwaAntics/OSballs

Have anyone had the idea of making OSballs (operating systemballs)?

Some stereotypes:
 * Lubuntu - tiny, with a propeller cap (it's lightweight)
 * ReactOS - very aggressive
 * Debian - lazy (long release cycle)
 * Arch and Manjaro - rolls on the floor all the time (rolling release)
 * RHEL, Fedora and other Red hat distros - with a red cap
 * Windows Vista - explosive (easy to crash)
 * Darwin (OS X and iOS) - holds a trident (Hexley)