Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-33671866-20190903200353/@comment-33671866-20190912200104

German Empire | Da Deustches Reich | Deutsch Reich | Deustchland | Germany


 * The construction of the Building of Berlin, standing at a whopping 157 meters tall, it is the world’s biggest structure ever and becomes a national symbol of Germany.


 * Notices that Indian groups are attacking our colony and starts pushing them back from where they came, we also expand German India to the west and east.


 * Still keeps relations with the British Empire okay, not realizing the stuff they’re inciting Indian locals to do.


 * We won the Battle of San Sebastián, capturing the coast of the Basque Country.


 * Two German army men with nationalist beliefs that have suspicious thoughts about the British supporting the Indian groups, they decide to steal a Gatling Gun and hand them over to our Army Commander, we test it and holy frickword, that’s overpowered, we’re keeping it.


 * Votes for the Russian Empire to join the Ocean Alliance.


 * Improves, trains and recruits over 169k+ people to join German Armed Forces and the German Naval Forces.


 * Our military will support the Ottomans in the Ottoman Conquest of Romania.


 * Kaiser Frederick III visits Constantinople, Santiago, St Petersburg and Sarajevo to improve diplomatic relations.


 * The chancellor sends a telegram to the Ottomans and the Portuguese, asking the following:

“Hello, I see you two are about to take Siam.

Well, can I join the party and conquer Indochina too?”


 * Our economy doesn’t stop exploding, we are currently 2nd place for the wealthiest countries ever.


 * Forgot to mention, our alliance is now called “Ocean Alliance”.


 * German Company “Canthin Kofaname” creates and starts selling the canned Hamburger, it becomes very popular to the point where we send it to our troops in India and the Iberian Peninsula.


 * We decide to explore the islands of Fiji and later, colonize western islands of Fiji.


 * After suddenly getting the request of the British Empire, we decide to “leave India” but we don’t retreat the colonies, instead we retreat our people and secretly claim the colonized part of India as ours to the Ocean Alliance, making the British think that German India is not a fucking thing, bruh moment.

Long round indeed.