Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32637988-20170917164048/@comment-32637988-20171025002355

(Sorry for the long delay)

Me and the Kurdistans come in and sit in front of a table. It is very quiet inside the cabin, until Rojava breaks the silence.

Rojava: Is this cabin yours?

Yazidi: No, the original owner ran away as soon as I started talking to him. He is probably in a mental hospital right now.

Saying this, Yazidi chuckles.


 * Well, you seem to be enjoying this new life and...

Iranian Kurdistan: Enough! Let's get strait to the point.

Iraqi Kurdistan whispers to me:

Iraqi Kurdistan: He surely is the most straightforward of us.

He then turns to Yazidi.


 * Brother, I'm afraid you'll have to abandon this life and come with us.


 * Go to where? Also, why is there a giant sea where Turkey was supposed to be?

Turkish Kurdistan was distracted looking at a butterfly, so he didn't hear the last question.


 * Mario here is Brazilian. He wants to take us to Brazil so that we can live in a safer place than in the Middle East.

Me: Well, it's not that safe, you got street gangs, drug traffickers, crime cartels, there were also some Hezbollah members that got arrested here (this is true). And I'm not even talking about Rio de Janeiro.


 * Well, anything is better than the Crazy East. Except for North Korea, you know.


 * Ok, pack your things. We leave in a couple of hours.