Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32637988-20170917164048/@comment-30858153-20170928142232

@Kimochi: The red eyes...

The obsidian axe...

The plumed crown...

He jumps out...

Aztec Empire, and he's out for revenge.

AE: *deep, dark voice* "AHA! I have found you! Now you all are sacrifices for my temple!! MWAHAHAHAHA..."

Me: Ugh, not you...

Alessa: Wait, that's Aztec Empire? I imagined it less menacing

Mexico: Can I give him a levantón already?

Me: Don't ever think about it

Andreina: What are you gonna do?

Me: Breaking logic as I always do, talking with him!

-I get closer to Mexico and Aztec, and finally reach them-

Me: Hey, It's been some hours!

Aztec: And I'm grateful to you, you brought me sacrifices for the great Huitzilopochtli!

Me: What? No, no, no, you get everything wrong! If you touch me, Mexico, My friends, or my Dad...YOU'RE.GOING.DOWN

Aztec: I see, I see, just give me the Spanish Puppet already! That way I can finish him and claim his clay!

Me: I see you didn't hear me, I said If you ever touch Mexico, It's over for you!

Mexico: Also, I'm not a Títere Español because España isn't occupying me anymore, also he's my papi!

Aztec: Shut up! You're a disgrace for the Gods!

Me: Now, If I can't negociate with you, I'll have to do this! *Using one of my napkins, I cover his eyes, and I'm ready to throw him again, right before I throw him, he breaks the napkin with his axe, but I still threw him in the air; he landed and disappeared in the shadows*

Me: Well, I'll enjoy my free half hour, what are you doing right now?

Andreina: We're going for some Ice Cream! Are you coming!

Me: Sure!