Finlandball

"SUOMI PERKELE!"

Finlandball is is a countryball located in Europe and can be in European Union, but not NATO.

As the most drunk and most depressed scrotum-shaped Countryball in Europe, Finland does not have many friends. His brother is Sweden, but he is of family. However, some consider Estoniaball as his best friend, since he sells him cheap alcohol. Suomi is not of Mongol, perkele! He is dark, broody, and more alcoholic than Denmarkball. If that's even possible. His has a medium amount of appearances in Polandball comics. The Nordics all think of him as a sad version of Sweden. He has a very innovative and good social system, and lots of Metal Bands.

History
Finlandball was once a brother of Swedenball, until 1809, when he became a part of Russia. In 1917 he gained independence. Then in 1940, he kicks Sovietball ass for attempting to Anschluss him during Winter Wars. In World War 2 pillow fight, he choses to remain neutral for a while, but he joined with Naziball against Soviet in 1941, until 1944 when Sovietball signed an agreement, were Finlandball was forced to give Sovieball some of its clay. Finlandball later attempted to reclaim its lost clay in the Continuation War but unfortunately lost and was forced by Sovietball to attack its former ally, Nazi Germanyball in the Lapland War.

Today, Finlandball still work as a druken farmer, but somehow, he managed to do some worthy things. Most notably, he develop the "indestructible" Nokia cellphone that not even Russiaball or USAball nukes can destroy.

Current problems

 * Estoniaball - wants to be a Nordic country and won't stop pestering Finlandball.
 * Kareliaball - Finland's son who is controlled by Russiaball.
 * Snow - Like all the other Nordic countries, it is very cold in Finland. However, Finlandball have of Sisu and -20*c is of tanning day, perkele! "Tässähän ruskettuu!"
 * Alcohol - Alcohol drinking is not of pröblem. Who perkele write this here? We drink öf Kossu for breakfast! PERKELE!!

Relations

 * Russiaball - ÖF STUPID INVEIDÖR PERKELE, but we of cools.
 * Swedenball - Nordic brother, used to be of his clay. Made perkele pakkoruotsi (forced swedish lessons in school), perkele! Is of hockey rival. 1995 & 2011 NEVER FORGET!!!!
 * Hungaryball - Of linguistic brother and of äll around cool ball. The only one in the whole Europe, who not just understands my alcoholism, but does it as well also.
 * North Koreaball - Is not to be of trustings, perkele...