Thailandball

Thailandball or Siamball is a countryball in the peninsular Southeast Asia. Sitting beside Cambodiaball, Laosball, Myanmarball, and Malaysiaball. Thailandball claims to have never been conquered by silly western countryballs. He is also one of the founding members of ASEANball. He also was born as THAILAND BALL in the parallel world named Capitalization and Spacebar Worldball.

History
He was born as Siamball in 1351, his capitalball was Ayutthayaball (now a province of Thailandball). In 1540 he expanded his clays by conquering old man Cambodiaball, the lousy Laosball, some southern part of Chinaball and some northern part of Malaysiaball (Siamball: 555 I was so strong).

1767 was his worst year ever, the jealous Burmaball (now Myanmarball) attacked and he lost because he wasn't well-prepared. Burmaball killed Ayutthayaball (the capitalball) Siamball lost all of his clays but some of his people survived and moved to Thonburiball, Thonburi became the new capitalball of Siamball. Burmaball quickly attacked again but this time he won.

Siamball later moved capitalball to Bangkokball or Rattanakosinball (full name in Thai: Krungthep Mahanakorn Amornratanakosin Mahintara Yutthaya Mahadilokphop Noparat Ratchathani Burirom Udomniwet Mahasatan Amrnpiman Avatar Satit Sakathidtaya Witsanukum Prasitball), the current capitalball.

In 1885 he change his name to Thailand because he thought "My name, Siam, what the hell is that supposed to mean? I'm a land of the Thais so my name should be Thailand!"

Now Thailandball is a developing countryball

Personality
Thailand is very talkative and he likes smiling.

Thailand can into Buddhism. Thailand of likings their king, elephants and transgenders. He hates communists. He is very proud of himself, his history and his language.

Relationship

 * USAball
 * UKball
 * Russiaball - Help me!
 * Chinaball - Help me!
 * Franceball - Give clays back!
 * Portugalball - 500 years of relationship
 * Japanball - we fought together in WW2...please recognize me as friend...please...
 * Laosball - Brother and enemy
 * Cambodiaball - Brother and enemy
 * Myanmarball - Enemy
 * Indiaball - Thanks for curry and teaching Buddhism
 * Pattaniball - Don't even think about independence you tiny muslim clay!

Quotes

 * "555"(pronounced hahaha) = Laughing
 * "KUY" / "Kuay" / "Kuai" = Damning
 * "Hue hue hue" = Crying...not laughing like a Brazilian!
 * "O I Sud" = Shit
 * "Yed kea" / "Yed ped" / "Yed..(everything)..." = Fuck Alligator / Fuck Duck / Fuck ...(everything)...

Links

 * Thailandball Official Page 2015
 * Full name of Bangkokball