Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32637988-20170917164048/@comment-32480792-20170918013814

@Me: I walk out of my room, groggy with sleep, and notice that it is dark outside...

And that the countryballs are still there.

Me: "Oh... that wasn't a dream, it was real..."

Canada: "How about Uno?"

USA: "Uno? Isn't that Mexican for a number? I won't tolerate that imported Mexican sh*t."

Washington: "USA-"

USA cut him off with a gesture. Washington glared at USA. He's never gonna understand, is he?

Me: "HEY WHOA, USA!" *every countryball suddenly turns to notice me* "One thing that will not be tolerated in this house is language!  Control yourself!"

USA: "Wha-" *turns to Washington, who has a smug look of victory on his face*

*dialouge continues*

 Canada: "Apples to Apples?"

Me: "Well, actually, I don't have Apples to Apples, Monopoly, or Uno, and some of the pieces are missing for Battleship. I have Scrabble though. *calling out to the kitchen* Oh, and Russia, you aren't going to find any vodka anywhere in here. Or any other alchoholic drinks, for that matter. We don't drink."

 Russia: *shocked* " Нет!

Me: *winces at the loudness of Russia's exclemation* " Боже, помоги мне... We do sometimes make borsht though!"

Russia: "Oh... well, I guess I can live with that."

@Floofy2: South Korea: "So, what about you? How are you liking North Korea right now? (I honestly can't believe I just said that.)"