Swedenball

"Börk börk börk!"

- Swedish chef

Swedenball is a countryball in Northern Europe. He can into European Union, but not NATO liked. His brother Norwayball is also in Northern Europe but its the other way around in membership. He likes putting kebab in his pizzas. He has his own type of meatballs and sells them at his international ready-to-assemble furniture retail, IKEA. Their food is not so good though. Swedenball is also going to become swedistan in a few years becase immigrants will overrun him.

Personality
Sweden has been fighting Denmarkball and his friends Norwayball, Icelandball, Faroeball, Greenlandball and Russiaball for a long time. In these days they get along well enough, but may still get into fights. INTE RYSSLAND DOCK! RYSSLAND BORDE UTROTAS!

Sweden has become the quintessential "liberal utopia" and hasn't been at war for more than 200 years, which is something he is proud of. Because of this status, Sweden is sometimes portrayed as overly-tolerant and sensitive, preferring to become a homosexual gender-neutral little butterfly who is accepting of all countries (even when some of them, like Somaliaball, begin to override him).

Although he does sometimes get sad thinking about his peace, love and tolerance, as it exists because he didn't save Alandball, his wife when Finlandball (as he was still being angry at Swedenball) fought Sovietball. He became a bisexual a week after the divorce was finalized with Aland in 1945.

Sverige kommer att styra världen. Sverige kommer att bli ett imperium. Det blir den sista tiden. Allt ska sova. Endast Sverige kommer vara vaket. Endast Börk. Endast Sverige. ' ENDAST SVERIGE! ' Excuse the Swedish omen(?).

Sweden also uses "surströmming", a typical Swedish dish as biological weapon. "Veri effäctive ägainst teh räst öf teh wörld börk"

Sweden is paranoid about russian submarines in his waters, even when it's only a mink.

Relationships
Sweden is a part of the big nordic family. Some are brothers, some are adoptive brothers, some are nephews.

Nordics

 * Finlandball - Swedenballs adoptive brother and closest friend, they've been fighting many of the neighboring countries together. Finland är en förrädare och född på grund av Ryssland stal mitt land och förstör min chans att bli det största imperiet! Jag kommer att få dig tillbaka, Ryssland!
 * Alandball - Swedenballs ex-wife. She left him for Finland when Sweden didn't help her during WW2. (Reason why I'm homosex)(Sorry I forgot to tell yuo)
 * Denmarkball - DANSKJÄVLAR!  Swedenballs brother and oldest enemy, they've been fighting for a long time, and Sweden has been taking a lot of danskjävlarnas clay during the wars. They show a lot of both love and hate for each other.
 * Norwayball - He has been a part of both his brothers Denmark and Sweden, earning the trust of both of them. However he is more friendly to Denmark, as their language is more similiar and Denmark and Norway were the same country for a longer time compared to Sweden and Norway.
 *  Icelandball - SON TILL ETT MONSTER! Sweden's ex-sister in law and Denmark's ex-wife, Sweden and Iceland don't know each other very good. She is a good friend of Norway.
 *  Svalbardball - Norways wife and Swedens sister-in-law, the only nordic marriage that didn't collapse.
 *  Greenlandball - Swedens nephew. He only shows up at Christmas, so Sweden and Greenland don't really know each other at all.(Also very suicidal)
 *  Faroeball,  Shetlandball and  Orkneyball - Swedens nephews. They were originally Norways children but Faroe was adopted by Denmark and Shetland and Orkney were adopted by Scotland.
 *  Scaniaball - Swedens nephew, Denmarks child. He, and the clay where he lived was taken by Sweden after a war with Denmark. During the first hundred years he and Sweden were even bigger enemies than Denmark and Sweden, but eventually got along with Sweden. In these days he get along with the kebabs a bit too well, and Sweden doesn't like that.
 *  Västergötlandball - One of Sweden's children. His personality is a lot like Germany's (wörk, börk, wörk!)
 *  Smålandball - Another of Sweden's children, Scaniaball's half-brother. He is known for his work in discovering and coming up with names for many plants around the world.
 *  Norrlandball - Swedenballs son, Smålandballs brother and Scaniaballs half-brother. Norrlandball and Swedenball has a love/hate relationship, where Norrlandball is sometimes proud to be swedish, but still wants to be independent. Swedenball doesn't like Norrlandballs relationship with Finlandball, as Norrlandball seems to have adapted Finlandballs sadness and drinking behaviour.
 *  Ölandball - Son to Smålandball (and therefore quite young) but now independent. One of the Islands of Sweden and known for his warm climate and appreciation of kroppkakor.
 *  Gotlandball - Ölandball's bigger-brother known for his weird accent and attachment to sheep.

Non-Nordics

 * Russiaball - not a son of Swedenball, but of Kievan Rusball. Rysslands ubåt upptäcktes utanför Stockholm! Ryssland kommer att angripas och avlägsnas från lokalerna! Ryssland är min fiende! Was of false alarm move all along. *Flashback*: I tried to invade Ryssland once, but ended up getting my BÖRK frozen.
 * EUball - Riket avkastning. Dessa makthungriga tyskar. I wantings of Norway to join!
 * USAball - Tror att han är den viktigaste bollen i historien av alla bollar, han har fel! Det är Sverige som är viktigast, inte Amerika! Konsekvensen, öka sin skuld! . ... meh.
 * Chileball - Hates me because I have more subscribers on Youtube, bitches be jelly. Jag är sållad kung !!!
 * Germanyball - is Riket Buys moose poop in jars as souvenirs from me and other things. Good guy!
 * Canadaball - Free healthcare buds, also he of legalized homosex, Kanada is of a good friend.
 * Kebabs.Now i will let you run me over.

History
Sweden was pillaging with his brothers in Europe for a long time, back when he was a viking. Swedish vikings mainly travelled east to Miklagård, Serkland and Österled, but also took part in expeditions towards Western Europe. Sweden was the last Nordic country to be Christianized, Sweden was very into Norse Mythology too, Uppsala Temple was a hub of pagan activities. Also Sweden is the Nordic Country with the most of Runic Inscriptions.

When he got back home he was fighting his brothers instead. After a lot of fighting Denmark forced him to join the Kalmar Union. A few centuries later Sweden rebelled against Denmark and became an independent kingdom again in the 16th century, and also decided to become protestant, though it was mainly to take all the money that the churches in Sweden had been collecting. Sweden fought many wars, and took more and more land, however that ended when he was defeated by Russia, and lost Estonia and Finland.

Sweden stayed neutral during the 1st and 2nd World Wars, but didn't stay completely out of it like he did in World War 1, as he did take care of Jewish refugees from countries who were about to be invaded (such as Denmark), sent food and supplies to Finland during the Winter War, allowed Naziball to go through Sweden on his way home on vacation from guard duty in Norway, and provided iron for Naziballs weapons.

In these days Sweden owns the global furniture company BÖRKEA IKEA, and has made many video and computer games, and many of them have themes such as war and torture (such as Battlefield and Amnesia and World in Conflict) to fuel his need for violence, as he is a pacifistic country. He now is a very politically correct country with many kebabs around, he is proud over his Viking ancestry but has to hide it otherwise SJW's will get angry at him. He also has many subscribers on YouTube.

He also invented dynamite!

Äccent
Sveden speaks vith a special äccent, only shäred by Åland, VestGothland änd Småland, containing the letters Å, Ä and Ö

Å is pronounced like the A in war, making war, want änd was (wår, wånt, wås) good vörds to use.

Ä is pronounced like the A in wait, making wait, have änd many (wäit, häve, mäny) good vörds to use.

Ö is, hovever an exception, as there is no vörd vith Ö that sounds like it (the O in word kinda sounds like it), therefore many comics simply replace some O's with Ö.

W sound is replaced vith V sound. Making war, want, was, änd wait sound like vår, vånt, vås, and väit.

Trivia
Only southwestern Sweden is into kebab and homosexuality, northern Sweden contains vicious vikings.

Links

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