Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-39133133-20190524221742/@comment-35063335-20190604030043

Sniperstock wrote: Dohlov is staring out his balcony Tarasovich bursts in

Dohlov: could you make a less dramatic entrance next time? You scared me the first time, you scared me again and nearly made me fall off the balcony this time. Next time you will give me a heart attack.

Tarasovich: Did you hear? Showa of Japan died from assassination!

Dohlov: How are you sure?

Tarasovich: *facepalms* don't you ever read the god damn fucking newspapers?

Dohlov: show the paper to me.

Tarasovich: alright.

throws Dohlov the daily newspaper

Dohlov reads the newspaper'

Dohlov: Whoa! That's terrible! I'll visit Japan and pay respects to Showa!

Tarasovich: take military guards with you. You don't wanna die the same way Stalin did.

Dohlov: Okay then. Although I'd hate to admit, you're a great advisor.

Dohlov and his guards take a train to sakhalin and from there to japan

At Japan

Dohlov (to Showa's wife and child): I'm sorry to hear about the loss. I hope someone finds the assassin and kills him. I also hope he goes down to hell.

Back at home where Tarasovich is

Tarasovich (In his own room alone): ooh boy that Dohlov doesn't know about my support for Hideiki. That s.o.b. Showa deserved what he got. WRONG PLACE: Showa was  assasinated in Croatia. His wife and kid is in Croatia