Finlandball

"SUOMI PERKELE! TORILLA TAVATAAN!"

Finlandball is is a nordic countryball located in north Europe like all nordics and can be in European Union, but not NATO.

As the most drunk and most depressed Countryball in Europe, Finland does not have many friends. His adoptive brother is Sweden, but he is of family. However, some consider his sister Estoniaball as his best friend, since she sells him cheap alcohol. Suomi is not of Mongol, perkele! He is dark, broody, and more alcoholic than Denmarkball. If that's even possible. He has a medium amount of appearances in Polandball comics. The Nordicballs all think of him as a sad version of Swedenball. He has a very innovative and good social system, and lots of Metal Bands.

Accomplishments

 * In January 1991 Linus Torvalds bought a computer and after being unsatisfied with Minix's Terminal emulator and decided to write his own. This program ended up as Linux. (Be happy that your fridge has that fancy touchscreen)
 * Erwise was the first browser with a graphical interface, made by 4 finnish students as a combined master's project at Helsinki University Of Technology.

History
Finlandball was once a slave of Swedenball, until 1809, when he became a part of Russiaball. In 1917 he gained independence. But one year later, he descended into civil war between Finnish Whites and Finnish Reds for three months, resulting in Finnish Whites victory. Then in 1940, he kicks Sovietball's ass for attempting to Anschluss him during Winter Wars. In World War 2 pillow fight, he choses to remain neutral for a while, but he joined with Naziball against Soviet in 1941, until 1944 when Sovietball signed an agreement, where Finlandball was forced to give Sovietball some of its clay. Finlandball later attempted to reclaim its lost clay in the Continuation War but unfortunately lost and was forced by Sovietball to attack its former ally, Nazi Germanyball in the Lapland War.

Today, Finlandball still work as a druken farmer, but somehow, he managed to do some worthy things. Most notably, he develop the famous puzzle video game, Angry Birds, and the "indestructible" Nokia cellphone that not even Russiaball or USAball nukes can destroy. Finlandbal celebrates his birthday this year on December 6th.

Current problems

 * Kareliaball - Finland's son who is controlled by Russiaball.
 * Snow - Like all the other Nordic countries, it is very cold in Finland. However, Finlandball have of Sisu and -20 °C is of tanning day, perkele! "Tässähän ruskettuu!"
 * Estoniaball trying to into Nordic
 * Alcohol - Alcohol drinking is not of pröblem. Who perkele write this here? We drink öf Kossu for breakfast! PERKELE!
 * Aalto Yliopisto - They did nöt yet put Aalto-1 Satellite into space. PERKELE!

Relations
Friends


 * Estoniaball - My sister and best friend but she doings annoy me with tryings to be Nordic.
 * Swedenball - We are good friends now, but in the past I used to be of his clay. Made perkele pakkoruotsi (forced swedish lessons in school), perkele! Is of hockey rival. 1995 & 2011 NEVER FORGET!!!!
 * Hungaryball - My brother who got lost and of äll around cool ball. The only one in the whole Europe, who not just understands my alcoholism, but does it as well also.
 * Yooperball - American grandchild, got much sisu.
 * Canadaball - Our American friend and hockey rival! I WILL WIN SÖME DÄY!!

Enemies


 * Russiaball - ÖF STUPID INVEIDÖR PERKELE.Never forget 1809 and 1939,but we of cools, for now ...
 * North Koreaball -Is not to be of trustings prkl...