Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-39133133-20190611165038/@comment-38424373-20190614175930

Tekin after hearing of the British invasion: DANGIT!!!! This is insane, this isn't world peace! I need to send more soldiers to Tekin City to cover up for any casualties during any British bombings. I cannot let this trap fail, or the city will fall! For now, the city must be evacuated. Oh, I should call my wife

-calls wife-

Tekin's wife: Hey honey, how is your vacation?

Tekin: Yeah, about that, I think I may have to stay here for now. I'm planning on buying a house close to Anna's location. Just so you know, you and my servant should leave the palace too, you could get hurt by the bombings!

Tekin's wife: Okay, where should we go then?

Tekin: The Ottoman Embassy in Berlin. if you follow me to Bohemia, assassins might come and not only kill me, but you too! But hey, I can always take a train to Berlin and visit.

Tekin's wife: Okay honey, and just so you know, I am pregnant now.

Tekin: -gasps- Really? Awesome! I will have a future successor!

Tekin's wife: The doctor predicted the baby will come next year, still thinking of a name though.

Tekin: Okay, if I died in Bohemia, you will be the next successor, as our future child would be too young for to rule. But when he/she is old enough, teach it everything you know about being a sultan/girl sultan. Who knows, you could end up dying in the embassy.

Tekin's wife: Ok, thanks for the information. I love you honey.

Tekin: I love you too.