Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31401828-20170703092347/@comment-32480792-20170714172423

Spazerz wrote:

@Tornado: Washington: "Well im from around here, but how i got into this alternate dimension i have no idea, i just blacked out and here i was. May i ask your name citizen?"

Me: "Well, I think I've already said this, but my name is Robert. Robert Zaitsev."

Washington: "Oh, well, that's... wait a minuite... you're Russian???!!!"

Me: *starting to get a little uneasy* "Partly..." *notices that my mom alredy went downstairs to do her work*

USA: *suddenly jumps into the living room* "So you are a commie spy!!!" *aims the gun*

Me: "PUT THAT GUN DOWN OR I'LL CALL THE COPS!!!! *moves over and graps a nearby smartphone* And Russia isn't even communist anymore!"

USA: *scoff* "Russian, commie, it all the same to me." *holds the gun even more firmly*

Me: "AND I WASN'T EVEN BORN THERE!!!"

USA: "Wait what?" *lowers the gun*

Me: "And besides, you're supposed to be friends with Russia, right? Because of Trump?"

USA: "I guess so..."

Me: "Good. Now, drop the gun."

USA: "But..."

Me: *holds up the smartphone* "Drop. The gun. Now.​"

Now if there was anything USA didn't want, it was getting arrested on his own clay. So he dropped the gun.

Me: "Now back away."


 * USA backs away.*

Me: *grabs the gun causiously and walks back* "Now, what am I supposed to do with you?"

Washington: "Dad, it seems that we need to have another​ talk. If you may excuse us?"

(Spacerz continues.)