User:Republic of Smithvilleball

http://microballcomics.wikia.com/wiki/Smithville_Ball

Smithville is a micronation, though having a large population isn't that well known for a micronation.

His personality is more economic and isolationist, he isn't a war kind of person unless its against Fascist Dictatorships such as Oscat. Has a population of 427 people, is very nice to Socialists, Liberals, Conservatives, Monarchs, etc.  Smithville is also wanting to be the least Racist micronation, always apologizes, hates aborting babies because it counts as murder in his opinion. Trying to be as isolationist as possible but somehow gets territory near battlefields and gets forced into a war to defend that territory. Smithville is often confused for Mexico by many countries including the US because he looks kind of like Mexico and Italy.

Smithville is a little irrelevant like most micronations, but is more Moderate than any other Countryball making him the most Moderate Micronation/Country on earth.

Loves: Keig, Lira, capitalism, his allies, monarchies, city building, freedom, diversity, NATO, Catholics, Jews, Immigrants, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, non communist micronations, UN 30 Human Rights, FREEDOM BRINGING, Everything NATO members like, Sunni Islam

Hates: MOTHER FUCKING Commies, Fascists, Abortion, Dictators, Racism, Lies, Pinecones, the Death Penalty, GOD DAMN TERRORISTS!

Smithville once wore shades, but broke them in a upcoming comic

His terminology is Lira Lira because his currency is Lira. Terminology is words used by countries from the Polandball Universe. Sweden's terminology for example is Börk Börk.

Because of Israel

My Family

Smithville is the youngest person in the Anglo sphere family, being born in 2013. The only thing is nobody recognizes him and he wants to stay a micronation.

USAball: My favourite brother

US States: Nieces and Nephews

UKball: Father

SPQRball: Great Grandfather

Carthageball: Great Great Grandfather

2ball: Ancestor

Smithville's Provinces (Kids) (Note the Provinces of Smithville are the Counties of the KC Metro Area) (such as Miami County, and Clay County, MO) (Toledo is based on the Toledo, Ohio Metro Area, Toledo is Smithville's equivalent to Alaska).

Batesball: Son

Buchananball: Son

Caldwellball: Son

Clayball: Son

Clintonball: Daughter

Franklinball: Son

Jacksonball: Son

Johnsonball: Son

StJoesphball:

Lafayetteball: Daughter

Leavenworthball: Daughter

Linnball: Daughter

Miamiball: Daughter

Platteball: Daughter

Rayball: Son

Toledoball: Son

Wyandotteball: Son

Friends

Keigball: My BFF

Westlandball: Good Friend

Bromeniaball: One of my best friends

Molossiaball: Great guy

Vestmannaeyjarball: Good Person

Empire of Colvinaball: Very nice

Columbian Americaball: Good people, RIP.

The Zachodnoslavijan Empireball: Good friends

The Athenian Federationball: Meh, he is good.

Socialist Ata's Micronationball: Good too.

Our allies' alliesballs: Good people

St. Charlieball: Good Democratic people

Austenasiaball: Nice people.

Indokistanball: The best Indonesian Micronation of all time.

Cat Republicball: Great people.

Everyone else: You guys are great people!

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Macronations Smithville Loves

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USABall: 'MURICA FUCK YEAH! Best Brother EVER!

Canadaball: Friendly Brother

UKBall: Daddy!

Commonwealthball: Grandfather!

Franceball: Nice wine and baugettes

Italyball: President of Smithville's family is from here

Germanyball: Hardworkers

Polandball: My friend and Plummer

Other NATO Members: Awesome PEOPLE!

Vaticanball: Pope Pope

Swedenball: Meatballs, IKEA, Homosex Rights

Finlandball: Perkle Perkle

South Koreaball: Samsung, True Korea

Israelcube: I LOVE JEWS!

Saudi Arabiaball: Sunni Muslims, Oil

Thailandball: A little autocratic, but nice people

Australiaball: Gold, Brother

New Zealandball: Friendliness, Freedom

Republic of Chinaball (calls him Republic of Taiwan): Democratic China

South Africaball: Nelson Mandela FTW!

Eygptball: Nice people, too much coruption

Kuwaitball: Oil, good country

Indiaball: Curry, Good people

Switzerlandball: Neutral, Peaceful

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Neutral

Sangheili Union: My brother, that I kind of hate...

Kingdom of Virgina: I am fine with them but, THEY CLAIMED FALSE LIES ABOUT KEIG!

PR Chinaball: Disputed, claims Republic of Taiwan.

Japanball: Hates because of Retarded Japanese Cartoons. But likes because of Sushi, American Ally.

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Enemies

Pinecone:

REMOVE PINECONE remove pinecone you are worst pinecone. you are the pinecone idiot you are the shit smell. return to Davidbakerland. to our pinecone cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo…. ahahahaha ,pinecone we will never forgeve you. pinecone rascal FUck but fuck asshole pinecone stink pinecone sqhipere shqipare. pinecone genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead pinecone..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget pinecone war .davidbakerland we kill the king, pinecone return to your precious shithole….hahahahaha idiot pinecone smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE PINECONE FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. smithville+keig+st.charlie+austenasia= kill pinecone…you will. prosperity alive in smithville, making album of smithville. fast killings of pinecone. Smithville are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of capitalism you are ppoor stink pinecone… you live in a cardboard box hahahaha, you live in a yurt

alive numbr one #1 prosperity aliv and real strong people kill all the pinecone farm aminal with knives and guns and yuo will starve and die we the smithville rule .ape of the zoo david baker fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and davidbakerland wa;s born. stupid baby form the egg we will crush u lik a skull of pig. Smithville, Keig, St. Charlie, Austenasia greattst countrey

Macronations Smithvilleball hates

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North Koreaball: REMOVE NUKES!

Palestineball: The fuck you think your doing to Israel?

Belarusball: Fuck off Autocratic shithole!

Iranball: God Damn Anti Semite

Serbiaball: STOP REMOVING KEBAB ASSHOLE!

Pakistanball: STOP BOMBING INDIA!!!

ISIL (ISIS)ball: REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!!! FUCK YOU TERRORISTS!!!!!!!

Syriaball: REMOVE ASSAD!

Russiaball: FUCK YUO RUSSIA, GIB BACK CRIMEA TO UKRAINE BEFORE I REMOVE PUTIN FROM PREMISIS YOU SMELLY VODKA DRINKING WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YUO RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YUO RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YUO RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YUO RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YUO RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YUO RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YUO RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YUO RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hostilities

Confederacy of The Missouri Provinces: Get off my clay now, I was here first!

BRIEF FUCKING HISTORY

So the US was like, More abortion

And we we're like nope we're seceding.

The US was like the hell you will

We kicked the shit out of the US and than Smithville was born.

The Pro Alcohol peoples we're like LEGALIZE ALCOHOL!

And we we're like

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And the President was like

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Then more people got more freedom, and felt happier.

We found about South Taipan, we Liberated the shit out of the Fascist assholes

Taipan was like FREE US!

And we we're like

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And the Parliament, President, and some dope that nobody remembers we're like

ALL THE WAY!

We started fighting a few wars.

Turned dictatorships into democracies.

We bought Toledo from the Commies, thanks.

But than, US Militants

The US Militants we're like " FOR 'MURCIA!!!!

And Austrar and I we're like

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But they fought us anyways

They failed

But than the Republic of Nordén showed up, they we're assholes, they tried to destroy Austrar Islands,

We destroyed the Republic of Nordén with some help from civilians in Scotland.

Unfortunately, Austrar died and became Keig.

Keig was so great.

Smithville and Keig became a Micronational Super Powers

We liked being called super powers, we still are called that to this day.

Then we found commies as a threat

A cold war broke out

Fat people than we're like

Let us in!

And we we're like

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And Parliament was like

ALL THE WAY!

The Commies tried to take Toledo, but we signed a treaty, no side won.

Later we support NATO, only micronations know this.

Fascists become a threat.

Fascist assholes than take over Alpacastan.

Then we we're like

WE'RE GOING TO BOMB, I MEAN LIBERATE THE SHIT OUT OF SOME FASCISTS!

Fortunetly the fascists made another shithole and move there.

Nothing happened for a while until a bitch from the SU Commie party did some shit that pissed us off.

On January 24th 2015, the UNM was formed.

Smithville became the #1 Economy in Micronations on January 26th.

We we're like

HOLY SHIT, YES!

Then we told Russia to get the fuck out of Crimea.

They didn't listen.

We lifted sanctions on them.

Then the NFT World Cup 2015 came.

And we were like, WE ARE GOING TO WIN!

Then we came in 2nd Place.