Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-35602143-20180708185437/@comment-33591100-20180709181121

NJBall wrote: The Planless Crashman wrote: New Jersey:

-Turn Spanish and Korean into official secondary languages

-Opens up diplomatic ties with Ohio, Maryland, New York, and Jordan

-Creates a (pun intended) state-owned airline called "Air Newark"

-Gives people 50% freedom on how their tax money is used

-Uses the Soviet-era missiles in Sandy Hook to defend the western border

-Upgrades the infrastructure at Newark Liberty International Airport and the Elizabeth Seaport

-Starts funding research on better fighter planes

-Attempts to convince Boeing to move their production center to New Jersey

-Renames the state to "El Huimang of New Jersey"

-Gives a doughnut to a homeless child Note Italian is the widest spoken language other than English and Spanish there, why Korean? Because Fort Lee.