Maltaball

Malta, formerly under UK ownership as British Maltaball, is effectively a bystander in world affairs. Malta lies in the Mediterranean, so it has a pretty good seat- it can watch Greece fall further into debt, or gaze at Northern Africa's governments being overthrown. Popcorn, anyone?

Relationships
EU: monies plox

Italy: they has no monies anyways

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