Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32637988-20170917164048/@comment-32637988-20171003013801

Iranian Kurdistan: What is wrong with Bakur?

Rojava: Apparently, he killed millions of Turks.


 * He what?

Iraqi Kurdistan: Let me explain: we were in Batman City looking for Bakur. Then we found him and turkey wanted to kill us. Then, some PKK militants came to help us. Then, Turkey got shot but survived. Then, Bakur, out of himself, stabbed Turkey to death. Then, an earthquake and flames started and Turkey simply disappeared. And now he cries whenever he sees a Turkish memorial.

At the hotel.

Me: Well, the family is reunited. Now, let's get some rest and go back to Brazil.


 * Wait! One of our brothers is still missing!



Turkish Kurdistan: His name is Yazidi. He is a distant brother. I think we should look for him in Armenia.

We'll search for him tomorrow.