Cumbriaball

Cumbriaball is a Cucumber countyball in Northwest.

He has tons of lakes and is very mountainous.

Relationships

 * Northumberlandball: Geordie brother, our best mates!
 * Lancashireball: Sorry mate, Furness is ours!
 * Yorkshireball: Lakes are better than Dales!
 * County Durhamball: Quiet little brother. We have better city.
 * Englandball: Adoptive father. Love ya'.
 * Scotlandball: Adoptive mother. I fuckin' love ya but ya fucking bagpipes fucking annoy me. I share an ITV with him.