Thailandball

Thailandball or Siamball is a countryball in the peninsular Southeast Asia. Sitting beside Cambodiaball, Laosball, Myanmarball, and Malaysiaball. Thailandball claims to have never been conquered by silly western countryballs. He is also one of the founding members of ASEANball. He's also called THAILAND BALL/ Thailandball. In the parallel world named Capitalization and Spacebar Worldball.

History
He was born as a small clay called Siamball in 1351, his capitalball was Ayutthayaball (now a province of Thailandball). In 1540 he expanded his clays by conquering old man Cambodiaball, the lousy Laosball, some southern part of Chinaball, Lannaball and some northern part of Malaysiaball Siam stronk!

1767 was his worst year ever, Burmaball (now Myanmarball) who has multiple personality disorder attacked and he lost because he wasn't well-prepared. Burmaball killed Ayutthayaball (the capitalball) Siamball lost all of his clays but some of his people survived and moved to Thonburiball, Thonburi became the new capitalball of Siamball. Burma ball who was still in disorder quickly attacked again but this time he won.

Siamball later moved capitalball to Bangkokball or Rattanakosinball (full name in Thai: Krungthep Mahanakorn Amornratanakosin Mahintara Ayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noparat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasatan Amornpiman Avatar Satit Sakathadtiya Witsanukum Prasitball), the current capitalball which is the longest city name in the world.

In 1940 he changed his name to Thailand because he thought "My name, Siam, what the hell is that supposed to mean? I'm a land of the Thais so my name should be Thailand!"

Now Thailandball is a developing countryball. He cannot into nuke yet but he can into space and submarine (he's really proud of his 3 new subs from Chinaball).



Personality
Thailand is very talkative and he likes smiling. Thailand can into Buddhism. Thailand of likings his king, elephants and transgenders. He hates communists. He is very proud of himself, his history and his language. Thailand of lovings cold weather, he wishes one day he will can into snow.

Relations

 * 1ball - Ancestor
 * Vietnamball -  FORMER COLONY 
 * Taiwanball - Our name are similar, people got confused sometimes...

Friends/Allies

 * UKball - Gib touristmoni!
 * Russiaball - Gib weapon! Gib touristmoni
 * Portugalball - 500 years of relationship
 * Japanball - We fought together in WW2...recognize me as friend plox
 * Germanyball - He's Japan's friend so maybe he's my friend too...maybe
 * Indiaball - Thanks for curry and teaching Buddhism, don't bring in too much Hindies, I'm buddhist clay
 * ASEANcoin - I'm one of the founding members.
 * Malaysiaball - friend, we are neighbor but...REMOVE TERRORISM
 * Indonesiaball - well, I almost never talk to him, I don't know hime so much.
 * Tringapore - sometimes friend, Gib moni or I dig cannal!
 * Philippinesball - Pinoy, Gib touristmoni
 * Bruneiball - Rich kebab, Gib touristmoni
 * Laosball - Nice brother, Sometimes enemy, GIB ELECTRICITY, FORMER COLONY
 * Vietnamball -  FORMER COLONY  Burger and I fought you during the Vietnam War. Today, we are ok now even though you are a communist. But remember  1979-1989!
 * Cambodiaball - Stupid brother even he's older than me many thousand years, Sometime enemy,  MY VASSAL 
 * Myanmarball - he has a multiple personality disorder. I try to be friends with him. (last time I tried he almost kill me) GIB MAID!
 * East Timorball - Your welcome to join ASEAN

Sometime Friends

 * USAball - Burger, Gib F-16 part!  also STOP MAKE YUO FREEDUMB BECAUSE JUNTA COUP IS THE BEST. CAN'T BELIEVE YUO LEFT ME OUT DURING RIMPAC 2014! 


 * Chinaball - Gib submarine! Gib touristmoni! Remove dams! my cat fish are dying! Thai noodle best noodle!

Enemies

 * Franceball- NEVER FORGET 1893 YUO THIEF MY CLAY BIG CLAY IN 1940 but Vichy france still surrender 555  REMOVE BAGUETTE 

Children

 * 75 provinces (Exclude special administrative areas)
 * 2 special administrative areas (Bangkokball, Pattayaball)

Notable sons of Thailandball in Polandball comic

 * Bangkokball - My capital! so proud!
 * Pattaniball - Don't even think about independence! Remove terrorist! YOU TINY KEBAB NON COUNTRY CLAY

Quotes

 * "Touristmoni's the best!"
 * "Farang (Caucasian, European) is so cash, I love Farang"
 * "Thailand hab three ssubmarines!Thailand stronk!"
 * "Prathet Thai Chong Charoen!"(Thailand stronk!)
 * "Am not Taiwan!!"

Common phrases in conversations

 * "555"(pronounced hahaha) = Laughing
 * "KUY" / "Kuay" / "Kuai" = Penis
 * "Hee" = Vagina
 * "Hue hue hue" = Crying...not BR?BR?AHUEHUE! ok?


 * "O I Sud" = Oh Shit
 * "Yed kae" / "Yed ped" / "Yed..(everything)..." = Fuck Alligator / Fuck Duck / Fuck ...(everything)...
 * "Yedmae" = Motherfucker
 * "E-Dok" = Bitch
 * "Hia" / "Heer" = Damning
 * "Laew" = Already...used in the end of the sentence
 * "Krub" = used in the end of the sentences (male)
 * "Ka" = used in the end of the sentences (female/ladyboy)
 * "Ha" = used in the end of the sentences (ladyboy/old Thai-Chinese lady)

Links

 * Thailandball Official Page 2015
 * Full name of Bangkokball
 * Thailandball's children
 * Thailandball's story