Kazakhbrick

"Сәлем! (Hello!)"

- Kazakhstan in a usual day

Kazakhbrick is a Great Kebab country in Central Asia.

Kazakhstan sometimes lets Russia and other former Soviet state members to use his lawn for launching rockets into space and into anybody the launcher wants removed.

Since he is a brick, he requires the help of Kyrgyzstanball, Tajikistanball, Turkmenistanball, and Uzbekistanball as wheels to be able to move. He hopes to be part of BRICS. Why? Because Kazakhstan can into BRICKS!

History
Kazakh Khanatebrick was the ancestor of Kazakhbrick.

Kazakbrick was then part of Russian Empireball and was called Kirgyz.

During Soviet times he was a republic of Soviet Unionball. When Soviet broke he was poor but then he got oil monies and into launching spaceships.

Then UKball created Boratbrick. He annoyed Kazakbrick so much that he made a media campaign for the world to see him as he really is. But Boratbrick called it "propaganda", even blaming the doubly-landlocked, or in his terms, "evil nitwits of Uzbekistan" on it.

Now Kazakbrick is using oil monies to hunt Boratbrick down and bring him to a court of justice.

Friends

 * Mongoliaball- Has an embassy in Astanabrick and a Consulate General in Almaty. Kazakhbrick has an embassy in Ulaanbaatarball.
 * Turkeyball- He is my Brother
 * Russiaball- He is my great friend
 * Uzbekball- He is my smelly brother with the bomb in the middle of their brain
 * Turkmenistanball- He is my insane brother
 * Tajikistanball- He is my persian friend
 * UAEball, Qatarball, Bahrainball - Good Business and especially Oil Partners. Are also Muslim Brothers.

Why Kazakhbrick is a Brick
When Polandball (meme) originated on website Krautchan, while the moderators of the board were looking to adopt countryballs as the official markers of user's national backgrounds, Kazakhstan's flag was notably wider than the remaining countries. The admins then decided to simply preserve Kazakhstan as its rectangular form, adopting the term "Kazakhbrick" to refer to it.

An in-universe explanation for it is that the Kazakh government moved the capital city status from Almatybrick to Astanabrick in the late '90s, therefore many constructions are started in Astana, and Kazakhstan needed so many bricks for it.

And that's how he's the only country to be a BRICK!

GODDAMMIT FREAKING ISIS!
"Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls."

- What burger Pv5jLsLoYcE thinks is of Kazakh anthem

Borat Sagdiyev smeared the image of Kazakstan!

Links

 * Facebook page