Thailandball

Thailandball is a countryball at the center of the Indochinese peninsula in Mainland Southeast Asia. He sits beside Cambodiaball, Laosball, Myanmarball, and Malaysiaball. Thailandball claims to have never been conquered by silly western countryballs. He is also one of the founding members of ASEANball. He's also called THAILAND BALL/Thailandball.

History
Thailandball is a descendant of Tai-Kadal speaking 1balls. Similar to other regions in Southeast Asia, Thailand was heavily influenced by the culture and religions of Indiaball, starting with the Kingdom of Funanball around the 1st century CE to the Khmer Empireball.

Prior to the arrival of the Thai people and culture into what is now Thailand, the region hosted a number of indigenous Austroasiatic-speaking and Malayo-Sumbawan-speaking civilisations. However, little is known about Thailand before the 13th century. Similar to other regions in Southeast Asia, Thailand was heavily influenced by the culture and religions of India, starting with the Kingdom of Funanball around the first century until the Khmer Empireball. Indian influence on Siamese culture was partly the result of direct contact with Indian settlers, but mainly it was brought about indirectly via Dvaravatiball, Srivijayaball and the Khmer Empireball, and later by the south Indian Pallavaball and north Indian Guptaball.

The Taiballs from the north gradually settled in the Chao Phraya valley from the tenth century onwards, in lands of Dvaravati ball, assimilating the earlier Austroasiatic Monballs and Khmerballs, as well as coming into contact with the Khmer Empireball.

Thailandball was born as a small clay called Siamball in 1351, his capitalball was Ayutthayaball (now a province of Thailandball). In 1540 he expanded his clay by conquering Khmerball, the weak brothers Laosball, Lannaball, some southern part of Chinaball and some northern part of modern day-Malaysiaball. He had a lot of conflicts with his neighbors like Daivietball.

1767 was described to be his worst year ever. Burmaball (now Myanmarball) who has multiple personality disorders, attacked him and he lost because he wasn't well-prepared. Burmaball killed Ayutthayaball (the capitalball). Siamball lost all of his clay but some of his people survived and moved to Thonburiball, Thonburi became the new capitalball of Siamball. Burma ball who was still in disorder quickly attacked again but this time he won.

Later in 1782, Siamball moved capitalball to Bangkokball or Rattanakosinball (full name in Thai: Krungthep Mahanakorn Amornratanakosin Mahintara Ayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noparat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasatan Amornpiman Avatar Satit Sakathadtiya Witsanukum Prasitball), the current capitalball which is the longest city name in the world.

European colonial powers threatened him in the 19th and early 20th centuries, but Thailandball (then known as Siamball) survived as the only Southeast Asian state to avoid European colonial rule because the Franceball and the UKball decided it would be a neutral territory to avoid conflicts between their colonies.

In 1932 he changed his name from Siamball to Thailandball, and replaced his absolute monarchy with a constitutional monarchy.

In 2014 there was a coup d'état. Now Thailandball is a developing countryball. He cannot into nuke yet but he can into space and submarine (he's really proud of his 3 new subs from Chinaball).

Personality
Thailand is very talkative and he likes smiling. Thailand can into Buddhism. Thailand of likings his king, elephants and transgenders. He hates communists. He is very proud of himself, his history and his language. Thailand of lovings cold weather, he wishes one day he will can into snow but Thailand cannot into snow.

Relations

 * 1ball - Ancestor
 * Taiwanball - Our name are similar, people got confused sometimes... but we have homogay
 * Siamball - Do no confuse! we same person!
 * Laosball - brother or cousin
 * Lannaball -  WHY SHOULD HE BE MY RELATIVE I saperate from him, I took over him, that's it.
 * Sukhothaiball - Father
 * Lavoball - Adoptive Father
 * Ngoenyangball - Grandfather
 * Dvaravatiball - Adoptive Grandfather
 * Other Tai-speaking balls (including Shanball and Zhuangball) - distant cousins

Friends/Allies

 * USAball - We fought in World War 2, but we of good friends now. He made me into non-nato major ally.


 * UKball - Old enemy, but now friends.
 * Russiaball - He is a middleman of me, good stuff!
 * Swedenball - Eternal friends since 1868!
 * Portugalball - First Uropian I know, 500 years of relationship, since 1511
 * Japanball - We fought together in WW1 and WW2, we are good friends.
 * Germanyball - We look up to his Fourth Reich European Union by creating ASEAN!
 * Indiaball - Thanks for curry and teaching Buddhism, don't bring in too much Hindies, I'm buddhist clay
 * Bulgariaball - Good distant european friend.
 * ASEANball - I founded him but I cannot into headquarter!
 * Malaysiaball - friend, we are neighbor.  REMOVE TERRORISM ALSO STOP SEND KEBAB NOW 
 * Indonesiaball - He is of a friend and neighbor in sea.  HOW THE HELL HE HAS HQ  
 * Tringapore - Creditor and sometimes friend, Gib moni or I dig cannal!
 * Philippinesball - Pinoy, Gib touristmoni and teach english to me but bad to play MOBA game with.
 * Bruneiball - Rich kebab, Gib touristmoni
 * Laosball - We are of similar language, culture, and history. Good friend.  GIB ELECTRICITY ,  OR Anschluss Secretly brother but he like commie friend.
 * Vietnamball - Burger and I fought you during the Vietnam War. Today, we are ok now even though you are a communist( should be remove ). But remember  1979-1989! And i gut support from both China and the US!  FORMER COLONY.   1784, 1833 NEVER FORGET !!!!! 
 * Cambodiaball - Stupid brother even he's older than me many thousand years, Sometime enemy,  MY COLONY 
 * Myanmarball - he has a multiple personality disorder. I try to be friends with him. (last time I tried he almost kill me) GIB MAID!!
 * East Timorball - You can into join ASEAN. Sawadee brother.

Sometime Friends

 * Chinaball - He is of trying to gain influence over USAball on me, but his dams is killing my fish! We good friends though. Secretly my father.

Enemies

 * Franceball - NEVER FORGET YUO THIEF MY CLAY BIG CLAY IN 1893 . yuo so luck UN didn't exist that time. But France indochina 1940  still surrender 555 I war with her easy 5555+  REMOVE BAGUETTE. GIB TOURISTMONI.

Children

 * 75 provinces (Exclude special administrative areas)
 * 2 special administrative areas (Bangkokball, Pattayaball)

Notable sons of Thailandball in Polandball comic

 * Bangkokball - My capitol! so proud! so many farang.
 * Pattaniball - Don't even think about independence! Remove terrorist! YOU TINY KEBAB NON COUNTRY CLAY

Quotes

 * "Touristmoni's the best!"
 * "Farang (white people) is so cashful, I love Farang"
 * "Thailand hab three submarines!Thailand stronk!"
 * "Prathet Thai Chong Charoen!"(Thailand stronk!)
 * "Am not Taiwan!!"
 * "Yuo no ride Tuk Tuk, yuo no arrive Thailand!"
 * "Do no haggle price! Farang hab to pay mor!"

Common phrases in conversations
Of swearing Of normal ones
 * "KUY" / "Kuay" / "Kuai" = Penis
 * "Hee" = Vagina
 * "Oh I Sud" = Oh Shit
 * "Yed kae" / "Yed ped" / "Yed..(everything)..." = Fuck Alligator / Fuck Duck / Fuck ...(everything)...
 * "Yedmae" = Motherfucker
 * "E-Dok" = Bitch
 * "Hia" / "Heer" = Damning
 * "Ai hia" = Lizard
 * "555"(pronounced hahaha) = Laughing
 * "Hue hue hue" = Crying...not BR?BR?AHUEHUE! ok?
 * "Laew" = Already...used in the end of the sentence
 * "Krub" = used in the end of the sentences (male)
 * "Ka" = used in the end of the sentences (female/ladyboy)
 * "Ha" = used in the end of the sentences (ladyboy/old Thai-Chinese lady)

Links

 * Thailandball Official Page 2015
 * Full name of Bangkokball
 * Thailandball's children
 * Thailandball's story
 * Thailand at Wikipedia