Turkeyball

Turkeyball is a countryball located between Anatolia, Asia, East Thrace and Middle East. Turkeyball is often depicted as male. He is the brother of Azerbaijanball. Hates when people call all Muslims as Kebab. He gives the reason Turkballs being kebab (Azerbaijanball, TRNCball etc.). He, along with other Turkballs have the goal of forming Turanball, which is the EUball of nations which uses the languages in the Ural-Altaic language family which expands the union to even Estoniaball, Finlandball, Hungaryball, Koreaballs and of course, Mongoliaball.

To create glorious Turanball, Armeniaball, Georgiaball and Russiaball must be neutralized, a goal Turkeyball hopes to be achieving one day. Turkeyball secretly envies Iranball about his missiles and overall power in the Middle East but distances himself away from him. He holds a hatred for Iranball because of the actions of Iranball in the Karabakh conflict.

Turkeyball is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a group formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball. Turkeyball hates Thanksgiving, for obvious reason. His birthday (national day) is in October 29. His astrological sign is Scorpio.

About
Turkeyball is often referred as "aggressive, quick-tempered and noisy" because of his actions towards many countryballs. It is shown that he has a soft side and fondness towards those who compliment about his war history.

Turkeyball tends to get nationalist so very fast and this is why he often jumps into arguments about the past. This can be seen in everything he says about Kurdistanball. And now, Turkeyball plans to join EUball for 50 years.

Turkeyball is not into EUball but still has cities in Europe such as Edirneball, Kırklareliball, Tekirdağball, and Constantinople Istanbulball. Because of this he has a trademark quote "Feels good to be European!".

Family

 * [[File:Northern Cyprus-icon.png]] TRNCball - Son
 * [[File:Ottoman-icon.png]] Ottomanball - Father
 * [[File:Seljuk-icon.png]] Seljuk Empireball - Grandfather
 * Oghuz Yabguball - Great grandfather
 * [[File:Turkic Khaganate-icon.png]] Gokturkball - Great great grandfather
 * [[File:Hun-icon.png]] Xiongnuball - Great great great grandfather
 * [[File:Azerbaijan-icon.png]] Azerbaijanball, [[File:Kazakhstan-icon.png]] Kazakhbrick, [[File:Kyrgyz-icon.png]] Kyrgyzstanball, [[File:Turkmen-icon.png]] Turkmenistanball, [[File:Uzbek-icon.png]] Uzbekistanball - Brothers

Relations with other countryballs

 * [[File:Poland-icon.png]] Polandball: respectable friend, because he defeated him in seventeenth century at Vienna, and from that moment Poland is respectable friend. After the partitions of Poland he still draw maps with his (Poland) old territories, so Poland very likes him for this reason.
 * [[File:Azerbaijan-icon.png]] Azerbaijanball: Best friends and brothers. They call each other "kardeşim" (qardaşım in Azerbaijani) which means "my brother".
 * South Koreaball: They see of like brothers after Turkeyball helped him to fight against North Koreaball. Even though South Koreaball forgets the name sometimes (LONG STORY).
 * Northern Cyprusball: Good Cyprus and glorious son! Turkeyball is the mentor and proud father of TRNCball.
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball: You tried to spy on me and now you accept lies and supported coup! You will pay for it!
 * Kazakhstanbrick, [[File:Kyrgyz-icon.png]] Krygyzstanball, [[File:Turkmen-icon.png]] Turkmenistanball, [[File:Uzbek-icon.png]] Uzbekistanball: They are from the same family so they are kebab too.
 * [[File:Bosnia-icon.png]] Bosniaball: They had (and having) some similiar problems *cough*Serbiaball*cough* and both had serious mining accidents in the same year. This makes both countryballs sympathise each other and thus, forming a friendship. Bosniaball sometimes starts conflicts about how Ottomanball enslaved them but Turkeyball doesn't seem to say anything about
 * [[File:Albania-icon.png]] Albaniaball Fellow kebab. Was part of glorious Ottomanball but gained independence. Good friend and also we like eat simit :3
 * [[File:Syria-icon.png]] Syriaball: Turkey has a huge problem with the Syrian immigrants (nearly 3 million of them!) but he seems to let them in whatever the consequences may be.
 * [[File:Greece-icon.png]] Greeceball: The main "Kebab Remover". Turkeyball says that Greeceball is a beggar without money .
 * [[File:Macedonia-icon.png]] Macedoniaball: Have the same problems with Greece, help each other. Also the father of modern Turkeyball - Ataturkball was from a small town in west (Yugoslavic) Macedoniaball: Centar Župaball and that makes a big friendship between the two countries
 * New Zealandball - Fought against each other In the Gallipoli campaign during WWI. Turkey now lets NZ preform memorial services at Gallipoli.
 * [[File:Armenia-icon.png]] Armeniaball: Both are bitter rivals because of the Armenian Genocide in 1915. Turkeyball picks on Armeniaball when Armeniaball isn't demanding something from him or the other Caucasian countryballs. Friends with Russiaball and a threat due to housing Russian military bases near border. I recognize genocide if you leave Norgano-Karabakh.
 * [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball: The one-eyed European countryballl Serbiaball is Turkeyball's enemy. The accordion, anything about Ottomanball and their trademark words from their respective languages' slang are the main weapons of their arguments in the comics.
 * [[File:Kurdistan-icon.png]] Kurdistanball: Who? Oh, that separatist.Turkeyball has had enough of Kurdistanball and will seize any opportunity to crack the skull of the separatist. STOP BOMBING OUR CITIES YOU DIRTY RATS! AND DON'T TRY TO STEAL MY LAND YOU COCKSUCKER
 * [[File:Cyprus-icon.png]] Cyprusball: Turkeyball "invaded" and took almost half of it's clay to told TRNCball which only Turkeyball recognises and now Turkeyball is hated by Cyprusball because of that.
 * Georgiaball: Georgians occupy north-east of Turkey, but we're still in normal circumstances. Pls tell Armenia to shut up.
 * [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball: Turkeyball sees Chinaball as an evildoer who eats things that give people nightmares. He also hates Chinaball because of the whole East Turkestan conflict. The hate grows further as Turkeyball accuses Chinaball of being too poor to actually make durable products (and calls Chinaball names such as "çekirge götü" which means that Chinaball looks like the buttocks of a cricket.).
 * [[File:Iran-icon.png]] Iranball: I am Sunni and of Turkic blood, so stop harassing me and deal with it!
 * [[File:Israel-icon.png]] Israelcube: One of first nations to recognize him, good friends. Tensions in 2009, but relations are once again warming up again, even if Turkeyball recognizes Palestineball. Also gibs oil to Israelcube. Turkeyball also celebrated first public Hanukkah in 2015 and leaders even gave speeches. In 2016 they officially become great friends again. In 2016, Israelcube said sorry to Turkeyball for Blue Marmara and paid for it.
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball: Well, before plane crisis we were havings good times (especially with Russian tourists). Told him that I was "sorry" about what have I done. Cuz of that we are going to fix relations after the plane crisis, hey can you offings forgive me? Oh, and.. Sorry for that assassination attempt! USA sent him.
 * Syriaball: Syria became also a big problem for Turkey, Turkey hopes that the democracy with 100% freedom may come rapidly as well as their refugees to get out!
 * [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISISball: YOU ARE RUINING MY COUNTRY YOU IDIOT, KILLING THOUSANDS OF POEPLE IN MY COUNTTTTRRRIIIIIEEEEEE!!!?? I HOPE YOUR SOLDIERS DIE IN THE EXACT MOMENT.I AM THE FIRST COUNTRY WITH MOST REFUGES JUST FOR YOUR SILLYS WARE! REMOVE!!! REMOVE!!

Quotes

 * "Lan" - is a slang word that you can use after a sentence (remotely similar to rude forms of the word "you" in Japanese). to represent anger. It is used to call on people too.
 * "Amk" - is short version of Amına koyayım or Amına koduğum(un) which means Fuck you and Fucking (off).
 * "OÇ" - is short version of Orospu çocuğu which means son of a bitch.
 * "Hassiktir!" - used in the places of "Oh fuck!"
 * "sg" - is short version of Siktir git which means Fuck off!
 * "Ne diyorsun" is a short version of u w0t m8.
 * "Sana ne" is a version of WHAT'S IT TO YA?! he says it to armenia quite a lot wonder why
 * TBMM is türkiye büyük millet meclisi it mean "Grand National Assembly of Turkey"
 * Turkish for non-Turkish countries: in Turkish, "Türk" means "Turkish" and "Turkic". Turkish education system dont teach "Turkic" word so they say Turkish instead of Turkic.

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