Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32637988-20170917164048/@comment-32480792-20171012042613

@Me: Me: "Actually, I know the story."

Canada: "Oh, really, now?"

Me: "Yup. Even though I may not remember it scene for scene, I do remember that it was during the War of 1812, and, um, I'm guessing combimed British and Canadian troops (or maybe just British) marched on Washington D.C., looted the White House, and then burned both. (Please forgive me if I don't have my facts right, it's been a while since I've studied it.) Fortunately, everybody made it out of the White House just in time. And it was later rebuilt. *breath* Revenge may be sweet for a moment, but forgiveness lasts for eternity."

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Russia: "Oh yeah, weakling?"

@Floofy2: South Korea had succesfully hailed a taxi, but she seemed to have trouble conveing her intentiona to the taxi driver. That, and the dact that she was not humand didn't help things.

South Korea: "Can you please take us to this adress?"

Driver: *in Chinese* "Huh? What are you?"

South Korea: *ahem* "Could you please take us to this adress?"

Driver: "I don't understand you."

South Korea: *to herself* "Darn, he doesn't understand me... let's try the translator."

South Korea then opened the translation map on her phone.

South Korea: *speaking into the mic* "Can you please drive us to *adress of the Forbidden City*"

The translator translated into the equivalent phrase in Chinese. The traslater was used in the following discourse.

Driver: "Ah! Now I understand you! That will be 200 won.

South Korea: "Here, let me get my money... *pulls out Chinese won* here you go."

Driver: "Thank you. Get in."

South Korea: *to you and UK* "Hey everybody! Get in; our ride's here!"

@Space Debree: Only EOJ wasn't knocked out.

EOJ: "You forrs... *picks himself up* I'RR RAPE AND KI-"

Suddenly, Oreo was onto him again, this time tearing him up so badly that he bled almost profusely and almost lost one of his eyes.

EOJ: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH GET IT ROF GET IT ROF GET IT ROF GET IT ROF~" and on and on as he made for the door.

Oreo: *demented yowling, screaming, and hissing*

EOJ: "AAAAHHH GET THE LEMOTE" *punches the button, making him disappear under Oreo*

Oreo: *scared yowling, runs back*

@Me/Space Debree: Little did anyone know at the time, but EOJ had reappeared in the woods just outside my neighborhood. The remotes must be malfuctioning.

@PrussiaBall609: Slovakia: "Okay, let me see what is in the fridge..."