Canadaball

Countryball with second largest amount of clay, Canadaball speaks English and French, it is a very friendly ball with everyone and likes poutine, maple syrup and moose. He says "Eh?" a lot, and it is almost his signature quote. CanadaBall is sometimes seen wearing a hockey helmet, a fur hat or a RCMP hat. He also likes to make fun of his ignorant brother USAball.

He has a nice personality, but if you f**k with him, he will gut you like a seal. Ironic that he is part French, eh? He knows that one day he will Anschluss Greenlandball and Alaskaball.

He currently has a problem (or perhaps blessing) with a crapton of Chinese immigrants. He used to remove Dim Sum through the Chinese Head Tax. Now he feels sorry for that, much like everything else.

His polite attitude leads him into a more stable relationship with commies such as Cubaball, however, Canadaball has a historically(and still is) been under USAball's influence, this limits Canadaball's independent operations, as he is often teased for being weak and irrelevant, leading for Canadaball to be protected by USAball and NATOball.

Family
He is one of the descendants of the SPQRball. The parents of Canadaball are the UKball and Franceball. The siblings of Canadaball are USAball, Australiaball and New Zealandball. Canadaball is usually considered to be either the half-brother or adoptive brother of USAball because of his partial French ancestry. Canadaball have 10 provinces and 3 territories which are Newfoundland, Prince Eduard Island, Nova-Scotia, New-Brunswick, Québec, Ontario, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Alberta, British Columbia, Nunavut, North Western territories and Yukon. Sometimes Canadaball gets very angry at his son Quebecball who wants to separate or not. He is very confused in all this.

History
Long time before becoming a dominion, Canadaball was also known as British North Americaball. His clay was first settled by 7balls, then in 1608 by Franceball. By 1690, her brother UKball had also landed in Canadaball's future clay. The fought King William's War (1689-1697), Queen Anne's War (1702-1713), and King George's War (1744-1748). Then in 1754, Franceball and UKball fought the Seven Years' War until 1763, when the Treaty of Paris gave UKball adoption rights to his sister's child New Franceball. Soon afterwards, UKball's other North American son Thirteen Coloniesball rebelled against his father and became independant in 1783.

Canadaball fought with his father UKball against his brother USAball when he was still only a colony in 1812, but they burned down the White House in Washington DC, something which USAball is still sore about. In 1837, Canadaball rebelled against his father too, but failed to become independent, like his brother. He burned down the Montreal parliament buildings in 1849.

In 1864, Canadaball's sons met at Charlottetown to discuss confederation, which was accomplished in 1867, resulting in Canadaball becoming a Dominion of the British Empire. UKball rarely had trouble with him after that point, except in 1885 he had to help crush the North-West Rebellion. In 1914, Canadaball went to Europe to help his parents fight Reichtangle in the Great War. In 1919, he sat at the Paris Peace Conference as well, and received his own seat in the League of Nations.

Canadaball did well in the 1920s, but the Great Depression affected him, and in 1939 he went to Europe again to help fight Reichtangle's son, Nazi Germanyball. His help in liberating Netherlandsball won him another friend. In 1949, Newfoundlandball agreed to move into Canadaball's home. Canadaball helped fight Chinaball in the Korean War, and changed his clothes in 1967, to celebrate his centenary of federation, and in the 1970s and 1980's, Canadaball became a wealthy country, gaining more and more autonomy from UKball, eventually becoming independent in 1982.

As of 2000, Canadaball is well-known and liked around the world for being the liberal, friendly figure that he is.

Friends
Basically anyone in the UN, EU and NATO, but has a few main allies:
 * Philippinesball - Little Nephew who gives us immigrants to tax. No, I am not dating your father.


 * USAball - Bros who grew up together and fought together (and each other, and Canada and Britain kicked his ass during that time). Canada still has some fear that he will be anschlussed by America and become the 51st state. Meanwhile, America has the same fear that he will be anschlussed by Canada and become the 11th province.
 * UKball - His father.
 * Turks and Caicosball - Anschluss!! Like Cuba but speaks English and a good vacation spot. I'll take care of him soon, daddy. Soon.
 * Cubaball - His friend who Canada visits during vacation. U mad u can't be friends with a socialist state America?
 * Australiaball - Brother in the Pacific. Also nice vacation spot.
 * New Zealandball - SHEEPSHAGERS!   Other brother in the Pacific.
 * Franceball - Mother who is pretty concerned about Quebec.
 * Saint Pierre and Miquelon - They are Canadian clay! Nice place for a vacation. Also a perfect combination of Basques, Bretons and Normans.
 * Ontarioball - Even if they don't like Canadaball all the time because of so much power
 * Quebecball - Even if they don't like Canadaball all the time
 * Swedenball - Free healthcare buds.
 * Chinaball - Used to kick Chinaball's ass during the Korean War. Now China gibs him pandas and stuff for the museums.

Enemies

 * Denmarkball - Cuz Hans Island. Give it back, Danskjävel!
 * Greenlandball - Anschluss!! Another perfect vacation spot.
 * Quebecball, because that's how complicated this is
 * ISISball -  OH YOU, YOU ARE THE WORST! I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER AND GUT YOU LIKE A SEAL I WILL KEEP YOU ALIVE AND MAKE YOU SUFFER LIKE NAZIBALL MADE THE JEWS SUFFER DURING THE HOLOCAUST, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THE OTTAWA SHOOTING. YOU HEAR ME EH? NOT SORRY!!!!! It's not gonna be on the map anymore soon.

Provinces and Territories

 * Albertaball - Canadian rednecks. Where we get our oil monies. Also where the Heartland TV show takes place.
 * Calgaryball - Hates Toronto like a religion.
 * Edmontonball - What the heck is this? Detroit?
 * British Columbiaball - Hippie potsmokers. Also alotta Asians, so don't be surprised if this becomes Chinaball's next SAR of Cascadia.
 * Vancouver Islandball - Green nature fanatic who wants to separate from BC and form its own province.
 * Greenlandball - Soon to be MY Biggest province! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! just Arctic neighbors...
 * Manitobaball - Dammit Riel!
 * New Brunswickball - Totally not of Maineball (nor vice versa).
 * Newfoundland and Labradorball - Last to join confederation, eh?
 * Northwest Territoriesball - Used to have a crapton of clay, until we gave it to the provinces and Nunavut.
 * Nova Scotiaball - Fish and chips. Also a bit of Haggis.
 * Ontarioball - Only province to be American without being American. Also wants to secede as well.
 * Ottawaball - Capital Territory. They think they're people from Albany.
 * Torontoball - They think they're New Yorkers.
 * PEIball - Charlottetown Conference and Anne of Green Gables.
 * Quebecball - La poutine. VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE? OU PAS?
 * Gatineauball - Part of the Capital Territory. He too prefers to stay with Canada if Quebec succeeds.
 * Montrealball - She prefers to stay with Canada if Quebec succeeds.
 * Saskatchewanball - Canadian rednecks.
 * Reginaball - Also hates Toronto like a religion.
 * Saskatoonball - What the heck is this, Chicago or Milwaukee?
 * Nunavutball - They were like "hey guys, we want to separate from NWT", and we were like "okey". Also wants to secede as well.
 * Yukonball - Only has one city, unless Dawson wants to become one since it was growing up fast.

Quotes

 * "Poutine"
 * "Eh?"
 * "I'm sorry"
 * "I apologize"
 * "Je regrette"
 * "Excuse me"
 * "Pardonnez-moi"

Links

 * Facebook page