Chinaball

"Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun."

- Mao Zedong

Chinaball, officially known as the People's Republic of Chinaball (中国球 / 中华人民共和国球), prefers calling himself Zhongguoqiu), or PRCball is a unitary sovereign state in East Asia. He is bordered by Mongoliaball and  Russiaball to the North,  Bhutanball,  Indiaball,  Laosball,  Myanmarball,  NepalRawr, and  Vietnamball to the South,  North Koreaball to the East, and  Afghanistanball,  Kazakhbrick,  Kyrgyzstanball,  Pakistanball to the West (the most neighbors out of every other country). The country is divided into 33 divisions, 22 being provinces (Not including  Taiwanball), 5 being autonomous regions like  Tibetball and  Uyghurball, 4 being municipalities such as  Shanghaiball, and 2 being special administrative regions,  Hong Kongball and  Macauball. That gives him a total area of 9,600,000 square kilometers, making him the 3rd or 4th largest country in the world. With about 1.394 billion inhabitants as of 2019, he is the most populous country in BRICS,  SCO, and the world.

Chinaball, nearing the ability to become a world superpower, is a member of the G20, BRICS, SCO, and a part of the big five in the United Nations security council.

His national day is October 1st.

Ancient Chinaball
China was born as a 1ball. He was among the first civilizations to exist on earth. The first civilization was the Yellow River Civilizationball. However, the country was always jeopardized by flood and balls began to unite. Larger tribes anschlussed smaller ones and a simple tribute system was set up. There had been three leading tribes, Xia, Shang and Zhou, which invented and propagated Chinese characters. During that time, the tribute system enlarged with carrots and sticks, and the economical center, so-called "central plain", was consolidated into Chinaball's clay. Then, in Zhou dynasty, the king separated his clay to his siblings and these clays eventually became warring states that all wanted to conquer China.

Imperial Chinaball
Then Qinball beat all the warring states and unified China. During the process, Chinaball's productivity and academy began to blossom and it invented confucianism and Taoism. In 221BC, Qinball anschlussed every existing warring states and continued to anschluss clay from Baiyueball and Xiongnuball. To keep Chinaball safe from Mongols, he built the Great Wall. Qinball also managed to anschluss Vietnamball. Then there were some civil wars and different dynasties such as Jinball, Suiball and Tangball. Han ethnics reigned China until Yuanball defeated  Chinaball. They anschlussed so much clay that they collapsed and Mingball alised. He was stronk and made the ships that destroyed the filthy Portugal navy. But in 1644 those Manchuballs conquered China.

During XIX century, UKball was colonizing. He wanted Asian colonies as well as tea, so he sold opium to China. Qingball tried to end the trades, but started the Opium Wars, which ended with British victory and the rest of  British Hong Kongball. Portugalball fought Qingball and take Macauball away from  Qingball. Other imperial powers did the same too and occupied a different part of Qingball's coastal clay. Then, there was the Taiping rebellion, which was one of the deadliest conflicts in history. After, the Japanese Empireball invaded China, Korea, and Taiwan.

Qingball realized that he was no longer a great empire, due to a weakness of its rulers. He collapsed, and Nationalist China took control. The Chinese had ended its imperial rule and dynasties.

Modern Chinaball
On 1 January 1912, Republic of Chinaball was born, and the Kuomintang (the KMT or Nationalist Party) was proclaimed provisional president. However, the presidency was later given, a former Qingball  general who in 1915 proclaimed himself Emperor of China. In the face of popular condemnation and opposition from his own Beiyang Army, he was forced to abdicate and re-establish the republic. In 1916, China was politically fragmented. Its Beijingball-based government was internationally recognized but virtually powerless; regional warlords controlled most of its territory. In the late 1920s, the Kuomintang was able to reunify the country under its own control with a series of deft military and political maneuverings, known collectively as the Northern Expedition. The Kuomintang moved the nation's capital to Nanjingball and implemented "political tutelage", an intermediate stage of political development for transforming China into a modern democratic state. The political division in China made it difficult for Republic of Chinaball to battle the Communist People's Liberation Army (PLA) against whom the Kuomintang had been warring since 1927 in the Chinese Civil War. This war continued successfully for the Kuomintang, especially after the PLA retreated in the Long March, until Empire of Japanball aggression and the 1936 Xi'an Incident forced  Republic of Chinaball to confront Empire of Japanball.

Nationalist China was the first republic, only to fear with Communist Chinaball inspired by the beliefs of Soviet Unionball. The Chinese Civil War was started between the Communists and the  Nationalists. Then the Japanese became allies of Naziball and invaded China in the name of their God-Emperor. They massacred Nankingball. So the Nationalists and the Communists carried for remove after being raped Japanese Empireball from China, before it split into a bunch of Warlord cliques.

The Second Sino-Japanese War (1937–1945), a theater of World War II, forced an uneasy alliance between the Kuomintang and the PLA. Empire of Japanball forces committed numerous war atrocities against the civilian population; in all, as many as 20 million Chinese civilians died. An estimated 300,000 Chinese were massacred in the city of Nanjingball alone during the Empire of Japanball occupation. During the war, China, along with UKball, USAball and  Soviet Unionball, were referred to as "trusteeship of the powerful" and were recognized as the Allied "Big Four" in the Declaration by UNball. Along with the other three great powers, China was one of the four major Allies of World War II, and was later considered one of the primary victors in the war. After the surrender of Empire of Japanball in 1945,  Taiwanball was returned to Chinese control. China emerged victorious but war-ravaged and financially drained. The continued distrust between the Kuomintang and the Communists led to the resumption of civil war. Constitutional rule was established in 1947, but because of the ongoing unrest, many provisions of her constitution were never implemented in mainland China.

After WWII when  Japanball was defeated the communists "exiled" the nationalists into Taiwanball (they actually fled).

Major combat in the Chinese Civil War ended in 1949 with the Communist Party in control of most of mainland China, and the Kuomintang retreating offshore, taking all of China's money and reducing Republic of Chinaball's territory to only  Taiwanball and it's surrounding islands. On 21 September 1949, her Communist Party proclaimed the establishment of the People's Republic of China. This was followed by a mass celebration in Tiananmen Square on 1 October which became the new country's first National Day. Chinaball wanted more "Lebensraum" (living space) and set out on a conquest of neighboring countries of East Turkestan and Tibet. The excuse was that it was Chinese clay "since ancient times". They didn't care that they were independent countries. Xinjiangball (East Turkestan) was annexed in 1949 by the Communist Party. This was done without the approval of Uyghurball. In 1950, the People's Liberation Army succeeded in capturing Hainanball from Republic of Chinaball and incorporating Tibetball. However, remaining Kuomintang forces continued to wage an insurgency in western China throughout the 1950s. In modern US history studies, the founding of PRC China is often termed as "the loss of China" as reflected in US state policy documents of the time, which thinkers such as Noam Chomsky call the beginning of McCarthyism.



The regime consolidated its popularity among the peasants through land reform, which saw between 1 and 2 million landlords executed. Under its leadership, she developed an independent industrial system and her own nuclear weapons. Her population almost doubled from around 550 million to over 900 million. However, the [|Great Leap Forward], a large-scale economic and social reform project, resulted in an estimated 45 million deaths between 1958 and 1961, mostly from starvation. In October 1962 there Chinaball invaded Indiaball (Sino-Indian war) about Kashmir. Chinaball conquered territory called Aksai Chin which Indiaball says is part of Jammu and Kashmirball.

In 1966, she launched the Cultural Revolution, sparking a decade of political recrimination and social upheaval which lasted until 1976. In October 1971, the PRC replaced Taiwanball in UNball, and took its seat as a permanent member of the Security Council. In February 1979 Chinaball invaded Vietnamball (Sino-Vietnamese War) to teach them a lesson and take their clay. However, Chinaball withdrew after a couple of weeks.

In 1977, The Gang of Four was quickly arrested and held responsible for the excesses of the Cultural Revolution. In 1978 she instituted significant economic reforms. The Communist Party loosened governmental control over citizens' personal lives, and the communes were gradually disbanded in favor of working contracted to households. This marked China's transition from a planned economy to a mixed economy with an increasingly open-market environment. China adopted its current constitution on 4 December 1982. In 1989, the violent suppression of student protests in Tiananmen Square brought sanctions against the Chinese government from various countries and lagged off China's ambition to gain science and technology. Blame those naive students!

The political status and future of Taiwanball remain uncertain. Chinaball is still threatening Taiwanball with forced annexation. However, Taiwanball does not want to be ruled by the one-party communists in  Beijingball. Steps have been taken to improving relations between the Communist Party and several of Taiwanball's parties that hold a less antagonistic view towards China, notably former rival Kuomintang.

Chinaball's Economic Rise
Since 1995, the Communist Party of China (CPC) opened the market of Chinaball more to foreign investment and allowed citizens to do more business with the world. The developed countries mainly USAball, West European countries (EUball) and Japanball invested trillions to build factories and millions of manufacturing jobs were exported to Chinaball. This is because the wages were much lower in Chinaball and companies could save more money by manufacturing things in Chinaball. Consequently millions of manufacturing jobs were lost in developed countries and much industry was forced to close. These huge financial investments caused a rapid economic growth in Chinaball. In  2011 Chinaball became the second largest economy in the world. More than 850 million people were lifted out of extreme poverty. China's poverty rate fell from 88 percent in 1981 to 0.7 percent in 2015. However, there is still a big contrast between wealth and income in the more developed coastal areas versus the poor, rural inland regions. While big cities such as Shanghaiball are more prosperous, but if you travel inland a couple of miles then you will find a lot of poor people.

The Communist Party set up a scheme that if a foreign company wants to do business in Chinaball it must set up a subsidiary business in Chinaball. This means Chinaball could copy for example western technology, because it was being manufacturing or hosted in Chinaball. Then Chinaball could make cheaper imitation products and export it back to wealthier developed countryballs.

Many rich Chinaball people have emigrated to democratic western countries. This is for various reasons such as better quality of life and because they desire more freedom that they cannot have in Chinaball.

Current State
In 2015, Chinaball cerebrated the 70th anniversary of the end of World War II by showing his pursuit to peace and truth. He has also won the bid for 2022 Winter Olympics and the 2015 Asia FIBA, which he also become the champion of it. He is also constructing the Xisha and Nansha islands in the South China sea and promised not to millitarise them he wants to use them as supply stations for fishermen. By 2019 China built military bases for "peace" on man-made islands. Chinaball claims all of South China Sea and upsets Vietnamball, Philippinesball,  Indonesiaball,  Malaysiaball and  Bruneiball. In the future, Chinaball will be implementing a system of "sesame credit", which encourages good behaviors in order to change his unmannered image which originated from some ignorant tourists. Chinaball is angry that Hong Kongball is resisting the dismantling of democracy and autonomy. It says this is an "internal affair" and others cannot discuss it. In Xinjiang (East Turkestan) there are glorious "[|re-education camps]" for the muslim Uyghurs people to teach them to serve and love Chinaball.

In 2019 there were big protests in Hong Kongball against an extradition bill that would undermine the democracy of Hong Kongers. Because they could be trialed in the infamous kangaroo courts of mainland China. Such as prosecution of people who don't obey the Chinese Communist Party.

The Communist Party of China (CPC) is trying to keep control such as by introducing a new Point system to rate citizen's behaviour and how loyal they are to the Communist Party. People who have very bad Points are sent to re-education labour camps. The CPC still appears to have strong control over Chinaball, but it's uncertain for how much longer.

Relationships
China claims to preserve diplomatic independence and neutrality, and therefore doesn't align itself with any other powers. Still, he constantly takes sides and has better relationship with some countries (ex. his current buddies Russiaball and  Pakistanball) than with others, with accumulating global influences. He can also be considered head of the "EAST" countries (AKA, and Anti USA states.) He tries to make friends with Southeast Asian countries, because basically the former bully  Sovietball died of liver cancer in 1991. By 2019, China's efforts to conquer the South China Sea causes tensions with the small Vietnamball, Philippinesball, Malaysiaball, Indonesiaball and Bruneiball.

朋友 (Friends)

 * [[File:Afghan-icon.png]] Afghanistanball - We sold weapons to them along with USAball during the Soviet-Afghan war to fight that treachelous Soviet threat. However, I may  want to reconsider...
 * [[File:African Union-icon.png]] African Unionball - Place for good investment! Also buys my weapons.
 * [[File:Bangladesh-icon.png]] Bangladeshball - Another ally against curry. He loves our submarines!
 * [[File:Brazil-icon.png]] Brazilball - Fellow BRICS member and one of my best trade partners, although I hate Hue.
 * [[File:Brunei-icon.png]] Bruneiball - One of your kebab friends who gib us oil. Their sultan was buried in our glorious clay.
 * [[File:Burundi-icon.png]] Burundiball - [[File:USA-icon.png]] Burger and [[File:EU-icon.png]] EUball dumped him, I have now been helping him out a lot
 * [[File:Cambodia-icon.png]] Cambodiaball - We helped them fight against Phở!
 * [[File:Cuba-icon.png]] Cubaball - Socialist comrade in the Carribean why yuo not of free market?
 * [[File:Egypt-icon.png]] Egyptball - Buys my weapons and hates tea for stealing his treasures.
 * Gambiaball - Withdrew recognition of Taiwanball.
 * [[File:Fiji-icon.png]] Fijiball - little trading partner in the pacific, plus he is my best pacific island friend.
 * [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesiaball - They're fond of our products. 谢谢
 * [[File:Iran-icon.png]] Iranball - Trading partners. I give him Weapons but he hates everyone in UNball's council including USAball except me XIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXI . Thank you for supporting Huawei, but why did you humiliate me with a 3:0?
 * : Kebabs- Third world comlade! Also gib oil.
 * [[File:Laos-icon.png]] Laosball- Communist ally! Little friend in Southeast Asia.
 * Macauball - Although he is a SAR like Hong Kong, I like him much more than his rebellious brother, who can't shut up about freedom and democracy. He is such a good child, also I like to squander my huge money in his casinos. It's very great to kill time xixixixixixi.
 * [[File:Malaysia-icon.png]] Malaysiaball - Our ancestors had been friends since the biggining of time. Loves made in China. Best kebab friend and ally against adobo plox. (Nansha Islands is mine! gib back!)
 * [[File:Mauritius-icon.png]] Mauritiusball - Both him and I hate Tea for taking our clay!
 * [[File:Myanmar-icon.png]] Myanmarball- enjoy good military relations, but remove immigrants. Stay away from Kokangball! I also Support you on the Rohingya.
 * Taiwan SARball - One day, I will make Taiwan a province of mine.
 * [[File:Pakistan-icon.png]] Pakistanball - Arry against curry. We sell him weapons and gib aid. But now he is getting a bit out of hand. Also a member of SCO.
 * Romaniaball- Trading partners. We give toys, they food (especially dogs).
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball - He is the only powerhouse that stands together with me! EXCELLENT MILITARY DEMONSTRATION IN VOSTOK MY GOOD COMRADE! IT WILL SHOW THOSE  WESTERN BASTARDS YOUR NOT ALONE IN THIS FIGHT (IF IT EVER HAPPENS).
 * [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball- Best European friend! Both suffered from that dumb burger. I help him with Huawei and I help him with everything! Brate, I can also remove kebab!
 * [[File:South Africa-icon.png]] South Africaball - Fellow BRICS member. Gib minerals.
 * [[File:Tajik-icon.png]] Tajikistanball - Good Central Asian friend, used to claim his east provinces but not anymore so we are cool.
 * [[File:Thailand-icon.png]] Thailandball - Their former prime minister is of Chinese descent. xixixi. No pro-China and bought submarine from me.
 * [[File:Singapore-icon.png]] Tringapore - Orderly society with strict laws. Majority of their popuration is Chinese. Also, rich Chinese businessman do business there. Arso says rah..
 * [[File:Venezuela-icon.png]] Venezuelaball - I sell him weapons! gib oil 2.
 * [[File:Yugoslavia-icon (soldier).png]] Yugoslaviaball - Idem!
 * [[File:Peru-icon.png]] Peruball - Goood south american friend. He has the biggest Chinese community outside Asia and North America. He used my food to create chifa. Also we both can into old cultures.
 * [[File:Portugal-icon.png]] Portugalball - Thanks for raising my son  Macauball and influencing him. He is better with me! You are better than [[File:UK-icon.png]] Tea by a large margin. I like your anthem and Ronaldo! Teach me soccer!!! ^_^
 * North Koreaball - We just met with Kim Jong UN today and apparently we are the best buddies ever now. I will help ensure our glorious friendship.

中立 (Neutral)

 * [[File:Argentina-icon.png]] Argentinaball - I really don't know, fellow G20 member. We helped them fight against [[File:UK-icon.png]] Tea! But his former president mocked my accent!!! Also trading partner.
 * [[File:Australia-icon.png]] Australiaball and [[File:New Zealand-icon.png]] New Zealandball - they see me as too expansionist in the pacific but we still trade a lot, I blocked the ABC (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) Website though as you do not trust my Huawei phones.
 * [[File:ASEAN-icon.png]] ASEANcoin - I will anschluss the Nansha and Xisha islands, they are of grourious Zhongguo clay! Just trading partners. Even though I hate some of their people! xixixixixi!
 * [[File:Bhutan-icon.png]] Bhutanball - Just happy and authentic littre Buddhist kingdom. I won't hurt you. (India's puppet). But Dokram, Jakarrung, and Pasamrung of mine. Also Tibet cannot into country.
 * [[File:EU-icon.png]] EUball - Although we are trading partners,they like to intervene in our internal affairs.They blocked us from showing Eurovision in Zhongguo for censoring [[File:Albania-icon.png]] Albaniaball (REMOVE TATTOOS!!!) and [[File:Ireland-icon.png]] Irelandball (REMOVE HOMOSEX DISPLAY!!!), controversial performances!!! Because of Article 17 in the EU, COME TO THE INTERNET CENSORSHIP WITH ME!
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball - Wo of not knowings yuo, but you of likings our 啤酒 and you also of can makings 酸菜! Even my high-speed rail also has some ancestry into yours! However, remember WW2! RIP Kebabic Deutschlandstan
 * [[File:Greece-icon.png]] Greeceball - Gib port!
 * [[File:India-icon.png]] Indiaball - Although I may not like you, you are in BRICS and SCO. In the 1962 Sino-Indian War Chinaball took Aksai Chin from Jammu and Kashmirball, because that is Chinese land "since ancient times."
 * Israelcube - FREE PALESTINE YOU STUPID GAYIM!!! TOO BAD I COPIED YOUR IRON DOME SO I CAN INTO REMOVINGS YOU!  However, Kaifeng Jews can into existence.
 * Japanball - Although you had a horrible past and we are still in dispute nowadays, I know that our relationship has reached a turning point. You are great in high-end manufacturing and pop culture while I am better in information science and massive production. Our industry structures are of complementary so that cooperation is our best choice. Also, your citizens are mostly well-mannered and I think mine have a lot to learn from them. If we unite and kick that [[File:USA-icon.png]] Fat Burger's ass we shall rebuild the glory of East Asia.  HOWEVER, DO NOT EVEN DARE TO REMILITARIZE AGAIN! What? I heard that you've also blocked Huawei? So I of considellings of regarding you as my enemy! My High speed rail is still better than yours even though I bought some from you because my 复兴号 can run at the speed of 350kph but your Tohoku one can only run at 320! xixixixixixi! - I is of not agreeings chukoku! My Marglev can tllaverr fasteru! Xixixixi you are much smarter these days. Let's cooperate in SE Asia and anschluss their economy together... And thanks for not cutting off Huawei's supply.
 * [[File:Mexico-icon.png]] Mexicoball - Good trading partners. (Hi Amerika, I'm trading with your neighbor now! xixixixi) 
 * NepalRawr - Great trading partner. I help him since India blockade him. But share Himalaya and Everest plox. Also my base to attack India
 * [[File:Philippines-icon.png]] Philippinesball - Duterte best President! We of signings treaty and warm share of clay! Have funds with my investments. he reminds me of marcos somehow... He actually is a rip off of Marcos... look at Mindanao! Martial Law! 1960's all over again! Has some oil. Explains why Your father wanted you in the first place. Just remember to SHUT UP AND GIB SPRATLY ISLANDS! You should also be glad that I am want to help yuo.
 * [[File:South Korea-icon.png]] South Koreaball - Yuo were my vassal once Used to hate her for being capitalist but I realised she is a better trading partner, and a better Korea unlike her brother who mumbles about nukes. Now currently my best ally against Sushi! But please don't into THAAD! Hey! I told yuo nat to! Remove THAAD NAO Or Else! Great job of getting along with yuor brother, I of guess. If yuo want me to sign Peace Treaty, yuo must be my fliend. Why can't we of beings ally again, like Ming and Joseon ages? We been allies for thousands of years then you suddenly ditch me for [[File:USA-icon.png]]him! No worry, is not like i will anschluss yuo. Who needings that rich, high-tech... High HDI... clay... BUT IT STINKS OF CAPITALIST BURGER!!!
 * [[File:Soviet-icon.png]] Sovietball - He let me be born and beat evil Nazi,but he became bad after Stalin died, but I still should thank him and miss him. Mao liked Stalin so when Kruschev blamings Stalin he got angry. Please piss off daddy Russia.
 * [[File:Spain-icon.png]] Spainball - She hates Tea for taking  Gibraltarball like  Hong Kongball.
 * [[File:El Salvador-icon.png]] El Salvadorball - Thank you for reorganize the grorious Zhongguo.
 * [[File:UK-icon.png]] UKball - I hate how you stole Hong Kong away from me! China is of stronk!  Well, at least most of the stuff he has is made in factories created in my clay. Good trading partnerr.
 * [[File:Vietnam-icon.png]] Vietnamball - He is good trading partner but STOP CLAIMING SOUTH CHINA SEA, IT IS MINE (along with the Spartys and Paracel)! Xixixixi! He says he is cool with me but I feel like he secretly hates me... We teach them a lesson with the Sino-Vietnamese War in 1979.
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - DAMMIT! HOW DARE YOU BLOCK HUAWEI! YOU BITCH (suddenly laughs) Well its going to be fun.... Canada is SO GOING TO like this.
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] (Couple Hours Later) UH OH (DOW JONES PLUMMETS AND USD DOLLAR FALLS). I Made a terrible Mistake blocking the World's Best Cellphones. China I'm sorry.
 * Aporogy accepted.

敌人 (Enemies)

 * Empire of Japanball - (AKA: THE UNHOLY NAZI R@PIST IMPERIUM) REMEMBER NANKING MASSACRE AND COMFORT WOMEN!!! GREAT GLORIOUS CHINA STRONK!!!  Although they of freak, we still of righteous.BUT STAY AWAY FROM GRORIOUS ZHONGGUO!!! REMOVE SUSHI!!!..  dipshit. When you invaded me I was of weak, but I still removed you. Now that I am strong,SO I CAN EASILY INTO REMOVINGS YOU JINGOISTS FOR THE SAKE OF PEACE AND TRUTH! FUK YOU FOR OF RAPINGS ME IN WW2, MY ASS STILL HURT BECAUSE OF YOU!!  Although your son is much nicer...
 * Hong Kongball -TA MA DE! Yuo are of mine! Shut up and be my friend! I'm your new papa! Not that Stupid Tea! Xixixixi One-Party Communist Election for yuo. No one can help yuo. No any political books about curse me! I help your economy, you help mine! That's how this works! Big China stronk! Be a nice little son and go play with your stock market. NO GAMBLING! However you can be a nice guy sometimes when you are not rude. Maybe we can relax rules a little?
 * [[File:Mongolia-icon.png]] Mongoliaball - Ancient rival, we remember the Mongol horde and took Inner Mongoliaball.
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball - LAST WARNING! DO NOT EXTRADITE MENG WANZHOU TO THE UNITED STATES! YOU HAVE BEEN WARN TRUDEAU! LAST WARNING!I SEE YOU ARE HAVING TROUBLE DEALING WITH THE SNC LAVALIN CASE! Want to get your economy fixed? [[File:United China-icon (tangle).png]]  [[File:United China-icon (tangle).png]]
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] John Mccallum - I'm glad Trudeau fired you! CAO NI MA!
 * [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISISball - Aiya! Stay away from Xinjiang! OR WO WILL CRUSH YOU!, GO AWAY BEFORE YOU WILL ANSCHLUSS, CHINA WILL GROW RARGE AND WILL HIT YOUR TERRORITY AND THEN YOU CAN SAY GOODBYO TO LIFE XIXIXIXIXIXIXI!
 * Some useless irrelevant jerks who don't recognise the grorious Zhongguo:
 * [[File:Swaziland-icon.png]] ESwatiniball - South Aflica will soon anchruss yuo, xixixixixixi.
 * [[File:Vatican-icon.png]] Vatican Cityball - We are officially atheist! If you want to spread your rerigion, it must be reviewed by state-approved churches! Remove! But he has recently been more interested in communicating with me than Taiwanball. Taiwanball has no European friends any more . But if you work with him again, you will get a meeting with Mr. CRH380A.
 * [[File:Marshall Islands-icon.png]] Marshall Islandsball - Another [[File:USA-icon.png]] US puppet!
 * [[File:Palau-icon.png]] Palauball - [[File:Japan-icon.png]] Japan and [[File:USA-icon.png]] american puppet! I AM LEAL CHINA!
 * [[File:Solomon Islands-icon.png]] Solomon Islandsball
 * [[File:Belize-icon.png]] Belizeball
 * [[File:Tuvalu-icon.png]] Tuvaluball
 * [[File:Guatemala-icon.png]] Guatemalaball
 * [[File:Honduras-icon.png]] Hondurasball
 * [[File:Haiti-icon.png]] Haitiball - I hope you will soon recognise us after the aid we gib you during that earthquake!
 * [[File:Nicaragua-icon.png]] Nicaraguaball - We will soon open a canal that will rival Panama! Please recognise us soon!
 * [[File:Paraguay-icon.png]] Paraguayball - Yuo cannot into rerevance XIXIXIXIXIXIXI!!!
 * [[File:Kitts-icon.png]] Saint Kitts and Nevisball- Beef jerky.
 * [[File:Lucia-icon.png]] Saint Luciaball
 * [[File:Vincent-icon.png]] Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball
 * [[File:Kiribati-icon.png]] Kiribatiball - recognizes Taiwanball, but not me!?! Remove palu sami!! I WILL ANSCHLUSS YUO AND HIT YOU WITH A TRAIN!
 * [[File:Nauru-icon.png]] Nauruball - Russia ally that doesn't recognize me!
 * Talibanball - See [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISIS.
 * [[File:Tibet-icon.png]] Dalai Lama - Tibet is of China! Remove Darai Lama! Defend Panchen Erdeni! Tibet is also an inarienable part of the inviorabre territory of mine!
 * [[File:Uyghur-icon.png]] East Turkestan(will of never ever exist) - My schizophrenic son, this is his another side. No independence for yuo! Xinjiang is an inalienable part of the inviolable territory of Zhōngguó! Xixixixixixi! REMOVE KEBAB!
 * [[File:Ukraine-icon.png]] Ukraineball - Hey! What's the idea telling me to shut up? You said this about me publicly: "Shut up and keep calm as Canada deals with your dumb Huawei Meng Wanzhou. She is a threat to society you know?! Also don't get Russia involved or else we will end Huawei with you! I am already keeping Huawei away from Ukrainians! And don't tell Russia to invade Poland I'm keeping my eye on you! WHY DO YOU HATE CANADA? Why did you sentence a Canadian to death you cruel Asian!" You're a real dick you know?
 * [[File:DickRhino-icon.png]] Swedenball: HOW DARE YOU HUMILATE A CHINESE TOURIST IN STOCKHOLM! YOU WILL BE DEALT BY ME AND VODKA! He also hates my  president.
 * Denmarkball - He will pillage and burn Shanghaiball if I do not stop copying  Lego. He called me a fake  Lego producing commie.

Administrative divisions
Most of them usually have the same personality as Chinaball and don't have a flag of their own, which explains why not many of them appear in the comics. Most of them do not have their own flags and emblem, They are usually expressed as this icon, but almost all Chinese cityballs have their own Logo. Some cityballs also have their flags, emblems and logos at the same time, like Guangzhouball.

Provinces

 * Fujianball
 * Fuzhouball
 * Xiamenball
 * Putianball
 * Longyanball)
 * Gansuball
 * Guangdongball
 * ( Guangzhouball
 * Shenzhenball
 * Jieyangball
 * Yunfuball
 * Foshanball
 * Chaozhouball
 * Shantouball)
 * Guizhouball
 * Hainanball
 * Hebeiball
 * ( Shijiazhuangball
 * Tangshanball
 * Zhangjiakouball)
 * Heilongjiangball
 * ( Harbinball)
 * Henanball
 * ( Kaifengball)
 * Hubeiball
 * ( Wuhanball)
 * Hunanball
 * Jiangsuball
 * ( Nanjingball
 * Suzhouball
 * Yangzhouball)
 * Jiangxiball
 * ( Nanchangball
 * Shangraoball)
 * Jilinball
 * ( Yanbianball)
 * Liaoningball
 * Qinghaiball
 * Shaanxiball
 * ( Xi'anball)
 * Shandongball
 * ( Qingdaoball
 * Weihaiball)
 * Shanxiball
 * ( Taiyuanball)
 * Sichuanball
 * Yunnanball
 * Zhejiangball
 * ( Hangzhouball
 * Ningboball
 * Wenzhouball)
 * Taiwanball

Autonomous regions

 * Guangxiball
 * [[File:Guilin-icon.png]] Guilinball
 * Yulinball
 * Inner Mongoliaball I'm best Mongolia
 * ( Hohhotball
 * Chifengball
 * Hulunbuirball)
 * Ningxiaball
 * ( Yinchuanball)
 * Xinjiangball
 * ( Ürümqiball)
 * Tibetball
 * ( Lhasaball
 * Nyingchiball)

Municipalities

 * Beijingball
 * Chongqingball
 * Shanghaiball
 * Tianjinball

SARs
*sooner or later xixixixi
 * Hong Kongball
 * Macauball
 * Taiwanball
 * Tringapore* (Potential SAR)

Stereotypes
In Polandball, China's speech sometimes has "R"s and "L" s swapped to make fun at the stereotype of Asians' accents. In reality, majority of China while the Japanese, whose language has the R sound but does not contain the L sound (In Korea, this is similar but vice versa). In Japanese, there are man loan words from other languages, for example the word “lamp”. However, in these loan words, the “l” sound is usually pronounced as a “r” sound. Hence in Japanese, “lamp” is "ranpu". This lead to the misconception that in the West, Asians tend to mix up the the two letters. On the contrary, in most Chinese languages, there are fewer loan words. Moreover, in Mandarin (the most widely spoken Chinese language), there is a distinct “r” sound and “l” sound. Nonetheless, the general poor clarity of the Chinese when they speak in English does contribute to the misconception. Yet another common stereotype is the "Chinese Eyes." This is often represented by either drawing Chinaball's eyes as slanted lines, or narrowed almond-shaped eyes.

China has appeared using/purchasing items, only for him/her(depending on how the artist portrays China) to get confused when reading the tag/item, as it says "made in China". Various items have also failed because of some Chinese engineering which is just shit quality and cheap ripoffs from other western companies .But there definitely are many awesome ones.

There is a stereotype that Chinese eat dog and cat meat. While many Chinese don't eat it, it is a long-standing tradition. An estimated 10 million dogs and 4 million cats are eaten in China per year.

How to draw

 * 1) Draw a basic circle filled with red color
 * 2) Draw the one big yellow star on the upper-left side of the ball
 * 3) Draw the smaller yellow stars around the bigger star (Don't draw it on the line!)
 * 4) Draw two lines as eyes and you're done!

Quotes
"嘻嘻嘻!!! (Xixixi!!!, meaning: Hahaha!!!)"
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 * "哎呀! / 唉呀! (Aiya!, meaning: Oh No!, Sigh, Ouch!)"
 * "Fakka yuo 小日本鬼子 (Japanese freak)!"
 * "Xisha and Nansha Islands is of glorious Zhongguo clay!"
 * "Ni hao Taiwan... 统一? (Unify?)"
 * "草泥马! (Fakka yuor mother! grass dirt horse)"
 * "Gou Li Guo Jia Sheng Si Yi, Qi Ying Huo Fu Bi Qu Zhi! (One should fight for the country's interest regardless of his/her life)"
 * "This is Chinese since ancient times! (used to claim anything in the world)"

Links

 * Facebook page

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