Talk:Chinaball/@comment-45203365-20200511165252/@comment-45832831-20200628005029

Let's explain in a way children can understand.

Once upon a time, there was a virus. In December 2019, China reports strange pneumonia cases to the WHO. "Roger that!" says the organization satisfied. In January 2020, China tells the world it discovered a new virus. "So what?" says the West. China responds by saying it's dangerous. But the West says it's only a flu. China then tells people to wear a mask. But the West replies by saying to not wear a mask. It continues with China telling people to stay at home. The West dislikes and calls it a violation of human rights. China then starts building temporary hospitals. But the angry West spergs about the constructions being concentration camps. China says it finished building them in 10 days. "Show off!" says a mad West. "Time to lockdown!" says China confident! "How barbaric!" replies the West. In February 2020, China says its medical system is being overwhelming. The West jokes about China being backward. China then tells the virus is killing doctors. The West keeps joking, "typical third world" they say. China says the virus is airborne. "It will magically go away in April!" replies the West very confident. China tells everyone to stay at home. "It's a violation of human rights!" responds the West angrily. In March 2020, China says its numbers are now dropping. "Impossible! Look at Italy" says the West. China responds by saying they wore masks. The West accuses China of lying to them. China shows its public data. The West refuses to see and says China kept everything secret. China warns the West that their people are dying. "You didn't warn us" replies the West. China told them it was dangerous. "You lied!" shouts the West. China told them the virus was airborne. "You gave false data!" shouts the West. In April 2020, the West turns to China asking why they didn't warn about the virus. China told them it was dangerous. "The virus is not dangerous!" shouts the West. "But millions of Chinese are dead", it continues. "But the virus is not dangerous! We are correct even though we contradict ourselves!" insists the West. China tells the West to listen to themselves then. "That's right! You lied! We did nothing for three months" replies the sick West. The sick West continues by saying it will cut fundings for the WHO because they agree with China. China aks the West if they are listening to themselves. "We are always correct even though we contradict ourselves!!" responds the West with difficulty before extinguish. Also the West before it extinguishes: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN UYGHURINOS"