Pittsburghball

Pittsburghball is a cityball in Pennsylvaniaball,  USAball.

He lies on the confluence of three rivers and has many bridges on his clay, more than any other cityball in the world!

A big sports fan, Pittsburghball currently has the Penguins (his hockey team). He also loves the Steelers (his football team) and the Pirates (his baseball team, to a slightly lesser extent since they lose a lot).

Friends

 * Philadelphiaball - Good friend and sports rival
 * Canadaball - Thank yinz for Mario Lemieux and Sidney Crosby, my Penguins couldn't have won all those Stanley Cups without them! Thanks for mourning the deaths of the Synagogue Shooting. I feel horrible.
 * Clevelandball - Those Browns are horrible! Get a real team! Commit Die! y̶o̶u̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶a̶t̶ ̶p̶o̶o̶p̶ n̶o̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶g̶a̶y̶ ̶s̶h̶*̶t̶
 * San Joseball - HA! WE BEAT YINZ!!!!!!!! GET REKT M8!
 * Hillary Clinton - MY PRESIDENT!​​​​​​
 * Israelcube - Ever since the shooting, we have grown stronger together to fight out Anti-Jewish actions. We have a lot of your people and restaurants in Squirel Hill!

Neutral

 * Parisball - Some of our goals are the same, strangely.
 * Youngstownball - Meh.

Enemies

 * Donald Trump - YOU'RE NOT SERVING MY PEOPLE, AND YOU ARE INCITING HATRED ON EVERYONE T_T