User blog:Proud Istanbulian/Yugoslavia Breakup

CHAPTER 1:

Yugoslaviaball: Yeah boi! Drinking rakija on the beach! Wait wha... *Croatiaball and Sloveniaball leaves Yugoslaviaball*

Croatiaball: Yay!

Sloveniaball: Finally independence!

Yugoslaviaball: WHAT IS HAPPENNING? CROATIA! SLOVEN... *Macedoniaball and Bosnia and Herzegovinaball leaves Yugoslaviaball*

Macedoniaball: FINALLY!

Bosnia and Herzegovinaball: Yay!

Yugoslaviaball: Bosnia, you jerk. IM GOING TO KILL YOU!! *punches Bosnia and Herzegovinaball with his rakija*

Bosnia and Herzegovinaball: AAHHHH!! *25,609 people died (Real)*


 * Yugoslaviaball forms to Serbia and Montenegroball*

Serbia and Montenegroball: What the hell is happening? GIB ME MY CLAY BACK! I will kill you everyone! I WILL KI... *Montenegroball leaves*

Montenegroball: You think you can destroy a country? LOL! Just look at yourself at the map! AHAHAHA!


 * Serbia and Montenegroball forms into Serbiaball*

Serbiaball: No one is my friend now. But the good thing is, no one is thinking about independence. Grea... AAA CHOO!! *Kosovoball comes out*


 * silence intensifies*

Serbiaball: Not this time! *punches Kosovoball with his rakija*

Kosovoball: Hey stop! See who recognizes me at the UN!

Serbiaball: He he he! I suppose It's no one.


 * UN List: Everyone recognizes Kosovoball except Serbiaball (True Story)*

Serbiaball: I think I am possessed. WTF IS HAPPENING TO ME!! IM NOT DOING THIS!!!

Kosovoball: Call an exorcist then.. *leaves*

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