Crimeaball

Crimeaball is a totally sexy disputed countryball in Eastern Europe who likes to hang out with Russia. She escaped Ukraine, when the latter was under risk of surprise birthday Anschluss from Russiaball's arch-nemesis, the Merkelreich. She is making good relationships with countries around her.

Friends

 * Russiaball - Thank yuo for savings me from Ukraine. Also my real mother.
 * Novorossiyaball - Is of separatist like i am
 * Israelcube - Thanks for being neutral.
 * South Ossetiaball  and Abkhaziaball - My Caucasian cousins and supporters.
 * Ancient Greeceball - My ancestors.
 * Serbiaball - Thanks for removing kebab.
 * Armeniaball
 * Bulgariaball - Thanks from removing kebab and being of friendly to Russia and me.

Neutral

 * Franceball - He want us Eastern Slavs as rape victims of their psycho child Merkelreich, and only Russiaball can save us. Also never forget Crimean War. But now he realizes that we living much better than earlier when we lived with Ukraineball.

Enemies

 * Ukraineball - He is a wimp. (Also Nazi).
 * Germanyball - He wants the same that wants Franceball to make with us.
 * Turkeyball - Remove Kebab! Never forget Crimean War!
 * USAball -  Merkelreich's uncle. (Also capitalist).
 * NATOball - Evil capitalist who cares too much.