Soviet Unionball

Soviet Unionball, or Sovietball, USSRball or CSSRball, was of the first socialist state. He can into remove burger. He can into throwings bourgeoisie traitors into gulag. He was born in 1922 and colapsed in 1991

Family

 * Russian SFSRball - My wonderful son who WAS OF FIRST IN SPACE! I am of Lovings you much.
 * Transcaucasus SFSRball - A great son with short life, another Federation as Russia SFSRball, I lofe yuo, but yuo later split into 3 parts.
 * Ukrainian SSRball - Another one of my wonderful adopted sons who I am of Lovings you much but not during that time in 1986
 * Byelorussian SSRball- Hmm... you may be wierd and in love with Russian SFSRball but I am lovings you to moon and back many time
 * Kazakhbrick SSR- My wonderful adopted son. Together we kicked many a capitalist pig's butt in the space race. I am of Lovings you much.
 * Azerbaijan SSRball - Communist Turks! We lov yuo!
 * Armenian SSRball - Transcaucasian commrade!
 * Georgian SSRball - Another Transcaucasian commrade, and mother of Stalin!
 * Uzbekh SSRball - Yuo dont hab sea, but still good commrade!
 * Tajik SSRball - Nice Atomic polygon...
 * Kyrgyz SSRball - Yuo was autonomic, but not for long.
 * Lithuanian SSRball - Privyet! I've liberated yuo! Now yuo of glorious Soviet! What? Not happy? DIE! *shoot* Now happy? Da, i knew yuo'll be happy. I am of lovings yuo!
 * Latvian SSRball - Privyet! I've liberated yuo...I am of Loving yuo! Also here is one of your beloved potatoes!
 * Estonian SSRball - Hey Estonia! Why yuo of sad? Aaah i know! Yuo dont habing brother in Union? No worries, I will especcially conquer Finland for yuo... What! Finland don't wanna liberation? Sorry Estonia... I am of lubings yuo!
 * Karelo-Finnish SSRball - Hi there, Kerelia-Finland, I liberated yuo! Sorry that I can't liberate whole Finland, I am of lubings yuo! What?! Yuo not of happy? Yuo of mad at me?! Then yuo are of mine grorius son, Russia SFSRball!
 * Moldovan SSRball - Privyet Moldova! I've liberated yuo from Romanian fascists... Happy? I am of lubings yuo!

Friends
Almost all socialist states:
 * Chinaball - Tovarishchis, even during Sino-Soviet split! Well, sort of.
 * Cubaball - Let us put nukes to chicken out the pig. why are yuo trading with that fascist imperialist PIG.
 * East Germanyball - East Germany is best Germany! Except for that time in 1953.
 * Communist Polandball - We shall KURWA the world red together.
 * Czechoslovakiaball - Comrades! Except for that time in 1968.
 * Socialist Hungaryball - Also comrades! Except for that time in 1956.

Enemies
Evil capitalist pig-dog су́каs.
 * NATOball - REMOVE FASCIST NATO! Warsaw Pact stronker than you!
 * USAball - Heart of the capitalist pigs, MUST DESTROY!!!!
 * UKball - Filthy island, Never forget the Crimean War.
 * Franceball - Surrender fags, Never forget the Crimean War.
 * Turkeyball - Remove kebab! Never forget the Crimean War.
 * Israelcube - Conspiracy cykas claim we are of kosher! Who do they think we are, Khazarians? REMOVE GEFILTE FISH!!!
 * West Germanyball - Remove capitalist kraut! East Germany is best Germany!
 * Russian Imperialball - I'M BIGGER THAN YOU!
 * Chinaball - YOU TRAITOR!
 * Nazi Germanyball - XAXAXAXA REMOVE NAZI KRAUT! STALINGRAD BEST DAY OF LIFE!
 * Finlandball - DONT WANNA LIBERATION? FCUK YUO! I DON'T NEED YUO! ESTONIAN SSR IS CRYING BECAUSE OF YUO!
 * Afghanistanball - My own Vietnam? Oh come on... Asshole supported by capitalist pigdogs!

And Especially:


 * Postcommunist Albaniaball
 * Postcommunist Bosnia and Herzegovinaball
 * Postcommunist Bulgariaball - Yuo were most loyal to me, YUO WERE SIXTEENTH SSR! AND NOW YUO WITH FASCIST NATO AND EU? WORSE, YOU CLAIMED THAT YOU GAVE BIRTH TO GLORIOUS CYRILLIC!?! ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT СУКА! REMOVE MARITSA!!!
 * Postcommunist Croatiaball
 * Postcommunist Czechiaball - YUOR PAPA AND ME USED TO BE COMARDES!
 * United Germanyball - Remove capitalist and brainwashed krauts! East Germany is best Germany!
 * Postcommunist Hungaryball - Ever since 1956 I feared this will happen.
 * Postcommunist Macedoniaball
 * Postcommunist Montenegroball
 * Postcommunist Polandball - But... We were meant to KURWA the world red together!
 * Postcommunist Romaniaball - Yuo was great SOCIALIST! Now yuo of poor and habs lots of Gypsies! But on the other hand, you wanted them removed as well. Yuo were most loyal to me, YUO WERE SEVENTEENTH SSR! AND NOW YUO WITH FASCIST NATO AND EU? ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT СУКА! REMOVE MITITEI!!!
 * Postcommunist Serbiaball - YOU TRAITOR! But I feel for you.
 * Postcommunist Slovakiaball - YUOR PAPA AND ME USED TO BE COMARDES!
 * Postcommunist Sloveniaball

BUT SPECIAL MENTION GOES TO:


 * Postsoviet Armeniaball
 * Postsoviet Azerbaijanball - DON'T WANNA UNION? СУКА!
 * Postsoviet Belarusball - May yuo havent democracy, but still not so good as Союз.
 * Postsoviet Estoniaball - TRAITOR! WAS GREAT SOVIET, BUT NOW IS OF NATO, EU AND WANTS TO BE NORDIC!
 * Postsoviet Georgiaball - DON'T WANNA UNION? СУКА!
 * Postsoviet Kazakhbrick - Real soviet would unite with Russia and conquoer the world! DEATH TO AMERICA!!!!!!
 * Postsoviet Kyrgyzstanball
 * Postsoviet Latviaball - TRAITOR! WAS OF GREAT SOVIET, BUT NOW IS OF NATO, EU AND WANTS TO POTATO!
 * Postsoviet Lithuaniaball - FUCKING NEONAZI! CENSORED HAMMER AND SICKLE, AND OF EU AND NATO!
 * Postsoviet Moldovaball - Transistria is best Moldova!
 * Postsoviet Russiaball - AGAIN CAPITALIST? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE GREAT LENIN'S WORK WASTED!
 * Postsoviet Tajikistanball - YUO WERE NYCE ATOMIC POLYGON!
 * Postsoviet Turkmenistanball
 * Postsoviet Ukraineball - WANTS OF EU? СУКА! AND AGAIN CAPITALIST? NO, THE GREAT LENIN'S WORK WASTED!
 * Postsoviet Uzbekistanball


 * DAMN CAPITALIST СОЮЗ COPYCAT СУКА!

Links

 * USSRball Facebook page
 * Sovietball Facebook page