North Carolinaball

North Carolinaball is one of the United States of Americaballs. He's an educated redneck. He can into South.

He was the first State to declare independence from UKball on May 20th, 1775 and 12th to ratify the Constitution on November 21st, 1789.

He was the last State to join Confederateball in the Civil War. USAball was nice to him because he didn't really want to leave before. This upset his neighbors, especially South Carolinaball and Virginiaball.

North Carolina and Virginia both are in the south but sometimes want to be into the north because of their political views. Both are less right than the other southeast states. They are also the northernmost states of the south, leading to them being less southern.

He has many great children of whom all he loves (aside from that liberal Chapel Hill) but Michael Jordan is his favorite.

Trivia

 * He cannot decide his political party
 * He can into cancer research
 * He cannot into teacher salary
 * He likes to join college basketball teams without taking classes.
 * Doesn't like Transgender Bathrooms
 * Loves pork and pigs of all kinds
 * Does not like yankee "barbecue"