User blog:Cynical04TR/Important Announcement

I sexually identify as a Slav. Ever since i was little, i dreamed of squatting in my adidas tracksuit while drinking kefir. People say to me that its impossible for a Turk to be a Slav and that im a debil. But i dont care. Im a gopnik blyat. Im having the pan slavic colors tattooed on my scrotum. From now on, i want you blyats to call me "Borislav" and respect my right to eat semichki and drink kefir. If you can't accept me for who i am, you are a slavophobic cyka and you need to otvyazhis. Thank you for being so understanding blyat.