Japanball

"That's Japanball. He's into some weird sh*t, but he doesn't bother anyone.....''anymore."

- USAball

"There is line between genius and insanity. That line is probably somewhere in Japan."

Description
The  Holy Anime Empire  Japanboru is nowadays a kawaii desu area. Before it mighty starving empire. Japanboru get rotsa money nowadays through great invention carred hentai anime. It's the Only Holy land of Animes and Kawaii

History
Japanball's ancestors, Edoball and Shogunateball, were reclusive hermits, until one day in 1853 his godfather USABall arrived, and taught him how to modernize, and in 1868 Japanball started trading with other European countryballs as well. He also started to build up a large army and navy, using it to capture Okinawa in 1873, and the Kuril Islands in 1875. In 1894, Japanball went to war with Qing Chinaball and defeated him the following year, taking his Formose clay as punishment. In 1904, he warred with Russiaball, and won, taking half of his Sakhalin clay. He develped an interest in extreme bondage and subjugation of it's (unwilling) sex slaves partners, Koreaball and Taiwanball, the former was raped in 1910.

When the Great War broke out in 1914, Japanball fought with Britainball and Franceball as part of the Allies, capturing Germanyball's Chinese possession Tsingtao, and was granted a place in the League of Nations afterwards. But in the 1930s, Japanball developed an interest in kidnapping and raping Chinaball, which he did in 1937 before his new ally NaziGermanyball attacked and raped Franceball. Oh and, even as neonazi, Japan can into kawaii. He also kidnapped Philippinesball, Triangapore, Hong Kongball, French Indochinaball and Malayaball, but they were rescued by USAball, who also bombed him in his tentacles Hiroshima parts. Twice.

But USAball made it up to him by offering free psychotherapy sessions, aka the Marshal Plan, teaching him how to control his homogay lust for his former slaves,and is now one of his best friends and trading partners.

Japanball later achieved rapid growth to become the second-largest economy in the world, until surpassed by Chinaball in 2010. Japanball make anything but is very good at cars, high speed bullet trains and electronics, not that low quality crap from Chinaball!

Japanball invent amazing tv shows like Takichi's castle and Ninja Warrior, no one ever win!

Stereotypes
Like any other countryballs that don't natively speak English, Japanball speaks his own dialect of broken English:


 * Anime: Japanball often uses stereotypical anime terminology, like "Kakkoii", "Kawaii", "Sensei" or "Senpai". Often, it is just basic Japanese.
 * Hentai: Pornographic anime which is used to emphasize Japanball's perverseness.
 * Kawaii: Usually refers to the adorableness of. In Japanese it means "cute".
 * Kakkoii: Usually refers to the coolness of. In Japanese it means "handsome".
 * Senpai: Usually refers to someone who is interested in someone else. Senpai also means a person of higher position. Technically the English equivalent is "Sir". It is often followed by a wish for this "Senpai" to notice him. In the Facebook Polandball community, the phrase "Senpai noticed me" is often used for reference to POLANDBALL replying to a fan.
 * Desu: Used to end a sentence. English translation is "This is". Also Latvian for sausage.
 * Nani?: English translation is "What?".
 * Sensei: Usually refers to someone who is teaching Japanball something.

Friends

 * USAball, EUball, Indonesiaball, Philippinesball - They can rikings into our kawaii.
 * Okinawaball - Most popurar of sons.
 * UKball, Germanyball and Franceball- Rhey (their Victorian and Gothic styles) are inspiration of rorita fashion.
 * ASEANball, East Timorball, Papua New Guineaball and Solomon Islandsball - Recraim Great East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere! Trading partners, just trading partners.
 * Bulgariaball - They both hate kebab, they both are removing kebabs, they both are kebab removers. Japan thinks he will be of kawaii,if Japan likes everything Bulgarian,and/or Bulgaria likes everything Japanese.
 * Romaniaball - They both hate kebab, they both are removing kebabs, they both are kebab removers.
 * Georgiaball - We both hate Russia . Arso they rike us and we invest many moni there... they are very kawii to. And can into summo wrestring...
 * Italyball - They made Eurobeat for assu.
 * Taiwanball - Best baseball friends! Kawaii just like me! Help each other in disasters!
 * Thailandball - Admirer and givu passage in WWII
 * Massachusettsball - Only the North likes him. He no likes anime or kawaii.
 * Saudi Arabiaball: is kebab but rikes good japan made car and gives oil.

Enemies

 * Chinaball and North Koreaball -  YUO ARE OF BEING STUPID DICTACTORSHIP! REMOVE RICE! REMOVE NATIONALISM! REMOVE COMMUNISM! CENSORSHIP IS FUTILE BECAUSE WE RULE TEH INTERNETS WITH OUR ANIMES!!! IM GOING TO RECREATE MANCHUKUO AND MENGJIANG TO DESTROY YUO! I DON'T KEA IF NANKING HAPPENEDU OR NOT!!  Comfort women (or Old Kawaii as some people would like to call them) and genocide is of rie! gib minerals
 * South Koreaball - Hates me for some reason, your little puny fan can do nothing! Rororororororo. gib k pop (don't tell anyone that I am actually afraid of South Koreaball's Pikachu transformation rise. )
 * Taiwanball - Hates me for some reason, your little puny fan can do nothing!
 * Australiaball Your little "anti-whaling environmentalists (Sea shepherd) are really getting annoying.seriously...they are shooting water at our boats!!!! OH NO!!!!
 * ISISball - THEY KILL MY 2 JOURNALİSTS!!!!!!! REMOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Russiaball - Gib islands. At leasuto, some obu it. but rikes old japan car.

Quotes

 * "desu desu"
 * "RORORORORORO!"
 * "Sugoi!"
 * "Nani?"
 * "Tentacle porn is best."
 * "Gomen nasai."
 * "Recraim Great East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere!"
 * "Senpai?" -To all Western nations (except Poland)
 * "Ikeh Ikeh Kimochi .................. Yamette ... aaaahhhnn ...... nyaaaa .... kimochiiiii ........... Yametteeee.................Hayaku hayaku ...................... aaaaaaa......."
 * "B-Baka !!!!"

Reddit comics

 * Origami
 * Tomb Raiders
 * Japan goes lunar

Links

 * Facebook page

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