Greenlandball

"No independence for yuo!"

- Denmarkball, talking to his son, Greenlandball

"Greenland is not so green. It's rather white..."

- Greenlandball

"I should switch names with Icelandball"

- Greenlandball

Greenlandball  (also known as Hyperboreaball)   has the most clickbaity name is an autonomous countryball of Denmarkball. It can into being the largest island in the world, if you count  Australiaball as a continent. It is a generally political-quiet country, and is pretty much irrelevant to everyone except Denmark, although  Greenlandball will tell you otherwise. He hates being called "Ice-Poland". He also hates being in reality - like being smaller than what his land looks like in mercator and rectangular maps. Greenland looks almost the same size as Africa in mercator projection, but in reality, he is smaller than  USAball.

Greenland is more "Inuit and Nordic" than only Nordic, and wants to into independence, but his master Denmark will not go beyond letting  Greenland exit the  EU, which it did in 1985. Greenlandball is also suicidal, even more than Japanball.

His name is also the first known piece of mass clickbait in human history.

History
Greenland was discovered by Icelandic and Norwegian Settlers in the 980s and was named Grœnland to seem more attractive than Icelandball. It was however not Green at all and the early Norse settlers mysteriously died off from getting too triggered over the clickbait after a few hundred years.

From 1605-1607, Denmarkball asserted sovereignty over it and locate lost Norse Settlements. Until the 1700s, colonising Greenland was unsuccessful.

Personality
Greenland is not usually seen in a lot of comics, but is portrayed big due to having a lot of landmass. When talking, there should be a lot of "q"s in the dialogue and with bits of Inuit, because the cities and places in Greenland have a lot of 'q's in it.

Friends

 * Eskimosball (Mother) - I like you, mom
 * Antarcticaball (Best Friend) You saved me multiple times from suicide attempts.
 * Nunavutball (Little Brother) - You is a continental me
 * Canadaball (Step-father) - He is the father of Nunavutball!
 * USAball (Cousin) - Continental neighbor and cousin, plz don't take my oil!
 * Denmarkball (Father) - He restored the Nordic domain here
 * Faroe Islandsball (Little Brother) - You is good for me.
 * Icelandball (Big Brother) - The green volcanic version of me
 * Norwayball (Uncle) - One of the original colonists of me along with Icelandball. However the  Norwegian's settlements died out around the 13th century. I still maintain a close relationship with  Norwayball today.

Enemies

 * Canadaball - He cannot into me, or even anchluss in general!
 * Polandball - YUO STOLE MY FLAG

Family

 * Denmarkball - Father
 * Eskimosball - Mother
 * Faroe Islandsball - Brother
 * Icelandball - Uncle
 * Finlandball - Uncle
 * Estoniaball - Aunt
 * Swedenball - Uncle
 * Ålandball - Cousin
 * Norwayball - Uncle
 * Svalbardball - Cousin
 * Nunavutball - Brother
 * Alaskaball - Brother
 * Japanball - Cousin
 * South Koreaball - Cousin
 * Kazakhbrick - Cousin
 * Hungaryball - Far Cousin
 * Far Away Kebab Brother - Far Cousin

Videos
Groelandiaball 格陵兰球