User blog:Cynical04TR/Why you should eat babies

most people eat fruits as a healthy diet. However, fruits contain large amounts of Dihydrogen monoxide. The same chemical that is found in bleach, industrial waste, cancer tumours and marijuana leaves. It is used in abortion clinics, animal research labs and its even used as a torture device in Guantanamo Bay. It can corrode metal, erode soil and cause burns. Inhaling it can kill you. Yes, it's scary, yet its something we consume daily. But with a diet of babies, you can stop consuming Dihydrogen monoxide and start a new life. Babies have a high concentration of Water which is the essence of life. Without water, we will all die. Babies also have a lot of protein and fat. They are also natural probiotics. They are usually organic too, no GMO's at all. That is why you should eat babies