Albertaball

Canadian Texasball Albertaball is a province of Canadaball.

Description
Albertaball has a lot of oil, and is highly wanted by USAball for it. Because of his oil monies he is very rich and is hated by his fellow provinceballs because of it but it is okay because whenever he is sad, he just hugs an oil barrel and wipes his tears with his oil monies. He is also more conservative than his fellow provinceballs as evident in his no sale tax policy and Commie government. Albertaball is also know for his reserves of natural gas, dinosaurs, and beautiful mountain views.

Relationships

 * [[File:Saskatchewan-icon.png]] Saskatchewanball - Twin brother & Best friend. Has a flat personality.
 * [[File:Quebec-icon.png]] Quebecball - Damn Commie TIRED OF PAYING FOR YOUR ASS Takes all of Albertaball's oil monies.
 * [[File:British Columbia-icon.png]] BCball - Won't allow pipeline. Jealous of oil.
 * [[File:Manitoba-icon.png]] Manitobaball - Was good friend, then became Commie.
 * [[File:Arizona-icon.png]] Arizonaball - Good friend, but takes all my people in the winter. OIL OIL OIL
 * [[File:Texas-icon.png]]Texasball - My cousin and southern counterpart, refers to Alberta as Northern Texas, sometimes referred to as Southern Alberta. We have so much in common, that we are best friends.
 * [[File:Ontario-icon.png]] Ontarioball - Enemy. Avoid at all costs.
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball - My dad who likes to use me for oil. He is nice though.
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - Uncle who wants to Anschluss me for oil! I WILL NOT BE YOUR 51ST STATE OR GREATER MONTANA!
 * [[File:Northwest Territories-icon.png]] Northwest Territoriesball - My brother who used to own me, but I was like "You ain't owning me no longer!"

Gallery
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