Czechiaball

"Strč prst skrz krk"

Czechiaball, is a personification of Czech Republic, former Czechoslovakia. It is a Slavic country very proud of its beer and hockey. Czechiaball used to be very strong in the past, but it is way calmer now. Once great, now more like "Can't into strong economy". He likes to consider himself as "the heart" of Europe. Czechiaball is proud of itself, but still cannot into relevant but he can into indie game companies, a lot of them in fact. Czechiaball loves his adored son called Liberlandball. Czechia loves beer. Also can into ornate castle. Czechiaball loves hockey! He has got good biathlonist too, for example Eva Puskarčíková. Czechball was 29 Otober was attacked by Cyclone Herwat. He has got good parkourists like Tary and FreemoveCz.

History
We are told that this ball started as a Samoball, Samoball formed an union for market only and haven't even dreamed about being a kingdom. When Czechball realized that Samo Empireball isn't enough he turned to Great Moraviaball, he decided to have dukes and be powerfull as hell. But inside that Great Moraviaball was a smaller Bohemiaball, Moraviaball and Nitraball (on Slovakia). After some years this kingdom included Hungaryball,  Holy Roman Empireball and  Polandball. When he became bored of this he started war with Vaticanball, took farmers, women, and children a kicked asses of four crusades. After that Czechball became calmer and took a nap, during this nap someone moved him in with Jagiellonianball, he wasn't even bothered, Slav master is a friend. After that he became very lazy and when Jagellonianball decided to give itself to Habsburgball. Czechball haven't even moved a finger. Since then he waited to someone beat Habsburgball and finally, in 1918 he turned into  Czechoslovakiaball, enjoyed this for a few years until the  Naziball said: "You ist mein now" and Allies were like:" Is good, no war" But  Naziball was also like: "No, you are nich of being Tcheckienslovakien, now du bist of Böhmen und Mähren!" Czechoslovakiaball was all like: "Ok ok just no violance". And than there was the war... Few years after USSRball decided to make Czechoslovakiaball socialist. He was grateful to USSRball but he wasn't that friend which he claim to be and after Czechoslovakiaball tried to go his own way,  USSRball slaved him for 40 years. In 1989 he's got pissed and got rid of USSRball, Four years after that, Slovakiaball decided to leave him. Since then Czech Republicball was bored and felt alone so one day he decide to visit EUball and his friends and eventually he decide stay them. Actually is Czech Republicball interesting with 3 presidents Vaclav Havel, writer and humanist, Vaclav Klaus, who stole pen and Milos Zeman with his funny English language or drink alcohol.

In 2016, Czech Republicball changed its name to Czechiaball, although most still call Czechiaball; Czech Republicball (despite the name change).

Friends/Přátelé

 * [[File:Slovakia-icon.png]] Slovakiaball - Best brother. Are sometimes rivals, but also best friends.
 * [[File:Liberland-icon.png]] Liberlandball - I can into Balkan clay! Son.
 * Beer - Who needs balls with your gold friend.
 * [[File:Austria-icon.png]] Austriaball - Good old friend (we were one country)
 * [[File:Hungary-icon.png]] Hungaryball - Best non-slavic friend also Visegrád 4 stronk!!
 * [[File:Poland-icon.png]] Polandball - He is the other Westernmost slav. They are sometimes portrayed as Brothers.
 * [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball - Big and stronk Asian friend.
 * [[File:Croatia-icon.png]] Croatiaball - Favorite holiday destination. (Can't wait for summer!)
 * [[File:Mongolia-icon.png]] Mongoliaball - After China, my favorite Asian buddy. We were very good friends and business partners. (and still are)
 * [[File:Israel-icon.png]] Israelcube We are good friends (he bought weapons from me)
 * [[File:Vietnam-icon.png]] Vietnamball - Friends ever since with trading of humans.
 * Romaniaball - GIB DACIA! Latin Beer buddy. I like his Dacia cars and he likes my Škoda cars too.
 * [[File:Angola-icon.png]] Angolaball - We were very good partners, when we both were communists
 * [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball - He's good Slavic friend and good Kebab remover (when he don't use genocide)
 * [[File:Slovenia-icon.png]] Sloveniaball - Pls, join Visegrad my Slavic friend
 * [[File:Tunisia-icon.png]] Tunisiaball Nice to meet you Tunisia
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball Playing hockey with Canada is fun!

Neutral/Frenemies/Neutrální

 * [[File:EU-icon.png]] EUball - He is good money gibber, but he is also annoying (he want to send refugees to my country!)
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball Now he is ok but when he mistaked me with Chechnya and he wanted to kill me
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball - We have a lot in common, but he is also a little aggressive (I'm sometimes scared of him). Yeah, and we both love ice hockey
 * [[File:North Korea-icon.png]] North Koreaball (Czechia buy weapons from North Korea)

Enemies/Nepřátelé

 * Czechiaball - Murmurs about his own faults all the time.
 * Warm beer - Even best friend can turn into enemy. If the beer is hot, archenemy is triggered.
 * [[File:Nazi-icon.png]] Nazi Germanyball - Never forget 1939!!!!!!
 * [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball - 1939 Munich Traitor
 * [[File:Wake Island-icon.png]] Wake Islandball - YUO ARE WORST FLAG STELAER EVER! I CAN DRINK MORE THAN YOU!  IF MARSHAL WILL CLAY YUO I WILL BE HAPPPY! 
 * Cyclone Herwat - THAT STUPID CYCLONE ATTACKED ON MY CLAY AND FUC*ED OF ELECTRITY ON MY WHOLE CLAY!!!
 * [[File:Gypsy-icon.png]] Gypsyball I don't let you hurt my Brother!
 * Chechnyaball- Name stealer, if I will meet you I will give yuo a slap!
 * Chechnyaball- Name stealer, if I will meet you I will give yuo a slap!

Family

 * Kingdom of Bohemiaball - Father
 * Czechoslovakiaball - Fusion with Slovakiaball
 * Sovietball - Uncle
 * Yugoslaviaball - Uncle
 * Slovakiaball - Brother
 * Liberlandball - Son
 * Polandball - Brother
 * Belarusball - Sister
 * Ukraineball - Brother
 * Russiaball - Brother
 * Bosnia and Herzegovinaball - Cousin
 * Croatiaball - Cousin
 * Macedoniaball - Cousin
 * Montenegroball - Cousin
 * Serbiaball - Cousin
 * Sloveniaball - Cousin
 * Bulgariaball - Cousin

Quotes

 * Czechball can into beer !
 * "Slovakiaball is my brother and im loving him!"
 * Miloš Zeman is alcoholic.
 * Řízek best food (It means fried chiken or pork [schnitzel])
 * CZECH YOUR PRIVILEGE!
 * I play Pokemon go.
 * You're squeezing my snake, prick! (Mačkáš mi hada, debile!)
 * Strč prst skrz krk
 * "Škrrr"
 * ŘŘŘ
 * Pivko Pivko

Comics
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