Soviet Unionball



Soviet Unionball, otherwise known as Sovietball, USSRball, CSSRball, or CCCPball was of the first socialist balls. He can into remove capitalist burger. He can also into throwings bourgeoisie traitors into gulag. He was united in 1922 after glorious October Revolution in 1917 and collapsed dissolved (DAMN CAPITALIST PIG KEEPS INTO CALLING "COLLAPSE") in 1991. Best song ever. XaXaXaXaXa

Soviet Unionball wants to remove capitalist pig (such as USAball) unless they into socialism and equality. He also hates Protestants! and Catholics REMOBE KATOLИKS AND ПРOTESTANS!

Early History (1917-1939)
Soviet Unionball was born in 1903 as Bolshevikball, the communist son of Russian Empireball. He killed his father Russian Republicball (formerly Russian Empireball, until last Feburary) in October 1917, while he was distracted fighting Reichtangle and became Russian SFSRball, but had to defeat traitorous white Menshivikballs, and UKball and USAball and various other capitalist balls. He emerged victorious in 1921, and attempted to spread communism into the former territories of his father's empire, such as the newly independent Polandball, who stopped communism's advance into Europe in March 1920 at the Miracle of the Vistula.

In 1922, Russian SFSRball united with other SFSRballs (ByeleroussianSFSRball, and Ukrainian SFSRball, etc.) to form Soviet Unionball. He was widely ostracized by the Western allies of WWI because they did not trust communist balls, especially USAball. His economy was boosted in 1928 by the First Five Year Plan, and managed to advance in science by making a dead dog's head move that one time. In 1929, USAball's capitalist economy took a downturn, which pleased Sovietball.

In the 1930s nationalist fever in Ukrainian SFSRball made Sovietball take decisive action, by cutting of grain supplies to his clay, and confiscating his clay, and Ukrainian SFSRball experienced the worst famine in modern history in the winter of 1932-33. Meanwhile, just west of his clay, Nazi Germanyball was being aggressive, more so than Sovietball was, so instead of keeping a strong Germany to hold him back, Franceball established a pact in 1936 with Sovietball, who was involved in Spanish Republicball's internal conflict that year with the Republican faction, which lost to the Germanyball-supported Fascist faction.

Meanwhile, in 1938, Sovietball had some skirmishes with Imperial Japanball's expansion in Manchuria, resulting in a non-aggression pact that year. Meanwhile, Sovietball secretly negotiated a non-aggression pact with Nazi Germanyball, splitting up Eastern Europe, especially Polandball's clay. On 1st September 1939, Nazi Germanyball invaded Polandball's clay, followed by Sovietball on the 17th of September, and they met at the agreed demarcation line at Brest-Litovsk, splitting Polanball's clay up. Around this time, Sovietball was setting up gulags in Siberia to send capitalists, and also secret police and kidnapping other countryballs who lived near him, like Estoniaball, Lativaball, Lithuaniaball, and Moldovaball, turning them into communist SSRballs. He even tried to annex Finlandball's clay in the Winter War, but was beaten back by the more prepared Finlandball.

World War II (1940-45)
In 1941 Nazi Germanyball broke the non-aggression pact and invaded Sovietball's clay with Operation Barbarossa, along with Hunagryball, and Romaniaball, and later Finlandball. He briefly liberated Ukrainian SSRball, and besieged Leningrad, then reached the outskirts of Moscow by December 1941, but was forced back because of the Russian winter. The more prepared Sovietball took advantage of the delay by reorganizing his army and launching a counter-offensive in the spring, then when Nazi Germanyball tried to take Stalingrad and the Caucasus Mountains, he held out in the city of Stalingrad, then surrounded Nazi Germanyball's forces, trapping them there, and they surrendered in January of 1943, then Nazi Germanyball was defeated at the battle of Kursk, afterwards being forced back, with Sovietball liberating Minsk, Kiev, Warsaw, and reaching Berlin by Feburary 1945, then Nazi Germanyball commited suicide in April or May that year. Afterwards, Sovietball declared war on Imperial Japanball, who surrendered to USAball in September 1945, ending the war.

Cold War (1945-1991)
After World War II, Sovietball instated communist governments in many of the Eastern European countryballs he had liberated, such as Hungaryball, Romainiaball, and Polandball. The part of Nazi Germanyball's clay he had occupied was given to his adoptive son East Germanyball, in 1949, and an iron curtain descended across Europe, beginning the Cold War, by NATO balls against Sovietball and his friends, who created the Warsaw Pact in 1955. In 1950, Sovietball helped North Koreaball in the Korean War, then put down rebellions by East Germanyball and Hungaryball in 1953 and 1956. In 1957 he sent Sputnik I into space, starting the Cold War between himself and USAball, sending himself into space in 1961, but lost when USAball got to the moon in 1969. However, he lost a proxy war to North Vietnamball in 1973, and was forced to pull out of South-East Asia.

Sovietball put down rebellions in Czechslovakia in 1968, and started a nuclear power program in Kazak SSRbrick's clay. He also developed WMDs in 1949, by spying on USAball, and developed ICBMS in 1957. THis caused some problems with USAball in 1962 when Sovietball placed nuclear missiles on the newly-communist Cubaball's clay, leading to the Cuban missile crisis. There was a brief period of detente between USAball and Sovietball in the 1970s, signing SALT I in 1972, but this relapsed into cold war in 1979 following Sovietball's invasion of Afghanistanball's clay. USAball then led a boycott of the Moscow Olympic games in 1980.

In 1984, Sovietball led his boycott of the Los Angeles Olympics of USAball, after the recent Able Archer NATO war-games scare in West Germanyball's clay, and South Koreaball's jetliner incident earlier the previous year. In 1985, Sovietball installed various freedoms and openess, glasnost and perestroika, but these led to the SSRballs' criticism of his government. In 1986 Chernobyl affected Byeleroussian SSRball's health, and Sovietball's only comfort was USAball's capitalist economy taking a downturn in 1987.

By 1989, Sovietball's economy could no longer function properly, and he was forced to withdraw from Afganistanball's clay. The Eastern Bloc Nations also began to leave the Warsaw Pact, tearing down the Iron Curtain, Hungaryball in May, then East Germanyball in November, tearing down the Berlin Wall in November 1989, and by 1990, even some of the SSRballs had started to leave Sovietball. After the August coup in summer 1991, Sovietball died and was succeded by his biggest son, Russiaball, and 14 other balls, former SSRballs.

Family

 * Russian SFSRball - My wonderful daughter who WAS OF FIRST IN SPACE! I am of Lovings you much.
 * Transcaucasus SFSRballs - Tha great unionski of my three Caucasian sons with short life, another Federation as Russia SFSRball, I lubingsski yuo, but yuo later no likeski union, so I make yuo into 3 parts again.
 * Ukrainian SSRball - Another one of my wonderful adopted sons who I am of Lovings you much but not during that time in 1986
 * Byelorussian SSRball- Hmm... you may be wierd and in love with Russian SFSRball but I am lovings you to moon and back many time
 * Kazakhbrick SSR- My wonderful son. Together we kicked many a capitalist pig's butt in the space race. I am of Lovings you much.
 * Azerbaijan SSRball - Communist Turks! We lov yuo!
 * Armenian SSRball - Transcaucasian commrade!
 * Georgian SSRball - Another Transcaucasian commrade, and mother of Stalin!
 * Uzbekh SSRball - Yuo dont hab sea, but still good commrade!
 * Tajik SSRball - Nice Atomic polygon...
 * Kirghiz SSRball - Yuo was autonomic, but not for long.
 * Lithuanian SSRball - Privyet! I've liberated yuo! Now yuo of glorious Soviet! What? Not happy? DIE! *shoot* Now happy? Da, i knew yuo'll be happy. I am of lovings yuo!
 * Latvian SSRball - Privyet! I've liberated yuo...I am of Loving yuo! Also here is one of your beloved potatoes!
 * Estonian SSRball - Hey Estonia! Why yuo of sad? Aaah i know! Yuo dont habing brother in Union? No worries, I will especcially conquer Finland for yuo... What! Finland don't wanna liberation? Sorry Estonia... I am of lubings yuo!
 * Karelo-Finnish SSRball - Hi there, Kerelia-Finland, I liberated yuo! Sorry that I can't liberate whole Finland, I am of lubings yuo! What?! Yuo not of happy? Yuo of mad at me?! Then yuo are of mine grorius son, Russia SFSRball!
 * Moldovan SSRball - Privyet Moldova! I've liberated yuo from Romanian fascists... Happy? I am of lubings yuo!

Friends
Almost all socialist states:
 * Cubaball - Let us put nukes to chicken out the pig. why are yuo trading with that fascist imperialist PIG?. Oh, wait. You are his son back then.
 * East Germanyball - East Germany is best Germany! Except for that time in 1953.
 * Communist Polandball - We shall KURWA the world red together.
 * Czechoslovakiaball - Comrades! Except for that time in 1968.
 * Socialist Hungaryball - Also comrades! Except for that time in 1956. And for that time in 1989
 * Bulgariaball - Thank yuo from savings from Nazi Germanyball (Naziball) He saves from Nazi and declide war on Nazies.Turn me into PR Bulgariaball,plox.
 * PR Bulgariaball (a.k.a Socialist Bulgairaball,Communsit Bulgariaball) - Yay,you finally do that. I am loving you so much!!!

Neutral

 * UKball - Filthy island, Never forget the Crimean War. Although thank for helping us in 1941 for fucking up Iran in the naval part and with us repairing our trucks, and thanks for the jet engines, they're a lot better than America's.

Enemies
Evil capitalist, fascist and nazi pig-dog су́каs.
 * Franceball - Surrender fags, Never forget the Crimean War.
 * Turkeyball - Remove kebab! Never forget the Crimean War.
 * Israelcube - Conspiracy cykas claim we are of kosher! Who do they think we are, Khazarians? REMOVE GEFILTE FISH!!!
 * West Germanyball - Remove capitalist kraut! East Germany is best Germany!
 * Precommunist Russiaball - I'M BIGGER THAN YOU!
 * Siberiaball - LAZY ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE! YOUR OIL BELONGS TO GLORIOUS KREMLIN!
 * Chinaball - YOU TRAITOR!
 * Finlandball - DONT WANNA LIBERATION? FCK YUO! I DON'T NEED YUO! ESTONIAN SSR IS CRYING BECAUSE OF YUO!
 * Afghanistanball - Asshole supported by capitalist pigdogs!

And Especially:


 * Postcommunist Albaniaball - IF YUO NO ALIGNIGNS WITH КИТАЙ IN FIRST PLACE I HAVE LESSER URGE TO BEAT HELLINGS OUT OF YUO, ШҚИПЕРИАN SCUM!
 * Postcommunist Bosnia and Herzegovinaball
 * Postcommunist Croatiaball
 * Postcommunist Czechiaball - YUOR PAPA AND ME USED TO BE COMARDES!
 * United Germanyball - Remove capitalist and brainwashed krauts! East Germany is best Germany!
 * Postcommunist Hungaryball - Ever since 1956 I feared this will happen.
 * Postcommunist Macedoniaball
 * Postcommunist Montenegroball
 * Postcommunist Polandball - But... We were meant to KURWA the world red together!
 * Postcommunist Romaniaball - Yuo was great SOCIALIST! Now yuo of poor and habs lots of Gypsies (But on the other hand, you wanted them removed as well) AND WITH FASCIST NATO AND EU? ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT СУКА! REMOVE MITITEI!!!
 * Postcommunist Serbiaball - YOU TRAITOR! But I feel for you.
 * Postcommunist Slovakiaball - YUOR PAPA AND ME USED TO BE COMARDES!
 * Postcommunist Sloveniaball
 * Postcommunist Bulgariaball - Yuo must leave,for СУКА! It's all USA'S fault. Yuo was great SOCIALIST! I will come back for your good. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo not bulgaria,it's all yuor fault,USABALL!!!

BUT SPECIAL MENTION GOES TO:


 * Postsoviet Armeniaball YUO IRRELEVANT CRAPPY COUNTRY WANT MOAR NUCLEAR?
 * Postsoviet Azerbaijanball - DON'T WANNA UNION? СУКА!
 * Postsoviet Belarusball - May yuo havent democracy, but still not so good as Союз.
 * Postsoviet Estoniaball - TRAITOR! WAS GREAT SOVIET, BUT NOW IS OF NATO, EU AND WANTS TO BE NORDIC!
 * Postsoviet Georgiaball - DON'T WANNA UNION? СУКА!
 * Postsoviet Kazakhbrick - Real soviet would unite with Russia and conquoer the world! DEATH TO AMERICA!!!!!!
 * Postsoviet Kyrgyzstanball WHY DID I EVEN ADD YUO TO GREAT AMAZING SOVIET UNION CLAY ! YOU IRRELEVANT UGLY
 * Postsoviet Latviaball - TRAITOR! WAS OF GREAT SOVIET, BUT NOW IS OF NATO, EU AND WANTS TO POTATO!
 * Postsoviet Lithuaniaball - FUCKING NEONAZI! CENSORED HAMMER AND SICKLE, AND OF EU AND NATO!
 * Postsoviet Moldovaball - Transistria is best Moldova!
 * Postsoviet Tajikistanball - YUO WERE NYCE ATOMIC POLYGON!
 * Postsoviet Turkmenistanball YUO SO SILENT? WHY NOT INTO ACTION LAZY BUM
 * Postsoviet Ukraineball - WANTS OF EU? СУКА! AND AGAIN CAPITALIST? NO, THE GREAT LENIN'S WORK WASTED! BECOME COMMUNIST! COMMUNISM IS OF BEST EKONOMY
 * Postsoviet Uzbekistanball


 * [Unionball|DAMN CAPITALIST СОЮЗ COPYCAT СУКА!]

AND NOW ATTENTION!

 * USAball - Heart of the capitalist pigs, MUST DESTROY!!!! AND YUO WANT BULGARIA LEAVE FROM USSR FOREVERRRRRRR!!!!
 * Nazi Germanyball - XAXAXAXA REMOVE NAZI KRAUT! STALINGRAD BEST DAY OF LIFE!!!
 * Precommunist Polandball - YOU ARE HAVE NO RIGHT TO EXIST BECAUSE... BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST POLE!!! AND ALSO IF USA IS OF JUST PIGDOG, NAZI KRAUT IS OF JUST FASCIST, THEN YOU ARE OF THE BOTH!!!
 * Postsoviet Russiaball - AGAIN CAPITALIST? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE GREAT LENIN'S WORK WASTED! COMMUNISM IS OF STRONK WHY!!!!!!! 

Link comics

 * The Day the Strength of Men Failed
 * Union of Soviets

Links

 * USSRball Facebook page
 * Sovietball Facebook page