Japanball



Japanball (Japanese: 日本球) is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes, a modern countryball located in East Asia. He was once an isolated location that then went on to become a major world player after WW1, and one of the few major non-european empires, just like his then friendly rival USAball. Later he joined the Axis Powers in WW2 but lost and went back to living peacefully, and thus creating stuff which strengthen his economy. He was really an avid fan of art since the 15th century, and now Japanboru get rotsa more money nowadays through great invention anime. He is famous for video games like Sonic, Kirby, Mario Brothers, Pac-Man, Dig Dug, etc. Japanball is a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball. Japanball is also one of two balls that can have cat ears and cat tail. Japanball is the only ball (besides Hawaii) who can be kawaii

He has 2 stateballs, 1 Territoryball, 43 Prefectureballs, including his capitalball Tokyoball.

History
Like all historically existed formal regimes in Japan, his 'leader de jure' is the Kousitsu-ball (皇室球), the Japanese Imperial Familyball, founded since BC660, the age of Jimmu (神武).

After the WW2, Kousitsu-ball became the 'symbolic leader', not anymore the 'leader de facto'. But it's true that Kousitsu-ball had been, and is still the leader de jure of since BC660.

At first, Japanball used  Shinto before learning about  Buddhismball. He started having emperors and eventually became a samurai. One day Mongol Empireball tried to take  his clay but couldn't because of mighty Kamikazee typhoon (神風). Japanball's fathers, Edoball and  Tokugawaball, were reclusive hermits, until one day  USAball arrived, and taught him how to modernize, and in 1868  started trading with other European countryballs as well, but  Germany had yellow fever (not a real disease). He also started to build up a large army and navy, using it to capture Okinawa in 1873, and the Kuril Islands in 1875. In 1894, went to war with  Qing Chinaball and defeated him the following year, taking his Formosan ( Taiwanball) clay as punishment. In 1904, He warred with Russiaball, and won, taking half of his Sakhalin clay. Then he anoxed and raped Korean Empireball. He developed an interest in extreme bondage and subjugation of its (unwilling) sex slaves partners, Koreaball and  Taiwanball, the former was raped in 1910.

When the Great War broke out in 1914, fought with  Britainball and  Franceball as part of the Allies, capturing  Germanyball's Chinese possession Tsingtao, and was granted a place in the League of Nations afterwards. But in the 1930s, developed an interest in kidnapping and raping  Chinaball, which he did in 1937 before his new ally  Nazi Germanyball attacked and raped  Franceball. Oh and, even as neonazi, Japan can into kawaii. He also kidnapped Philippinesball,  Triangapore,  Hong Kongball,  French Indochinaball and  Malaysiaball, but they were rescued by  USAball, who also bombed him in his tentacles  Hiroshima and  Nagasaki parts.

But USAball made it up to him by offering free psychotherapy sessions, aka the Marshal Plan, teaching him how to control his lust for his former slaves, and is now one of his best friends and trading partners.

Japanball later achieved rapid growth to become the second-largest economy in za warudo, until surpassed by Chinaball in 2010. make anything but is very good at cars, high speed bullet trains and electronics.

His invent amazing tv shows like Takichi's castle and Ninja Warrior, no one ever win! On March 11, 2011 an earthquake and tsunami destroyed a huge chunk of Japan's clay. It also caused a nuclear meltdown poisoning another huge chunk of Japan's clay. That was a very bad day for him.

On April 14, 2016 MULTIPLE earthquakes struck the island of Kyushu. This caused the earthquake to transfer from Japan and Ecuador 3 days later, so now Ecuadorball blames for damaging his country. Now the earthquake might trigger another one at the US west coast, but USAball was glad that nothing happened after that. He is the creator of famous meme called: Pen Pineapple Apple Pen (Pikotaro for life!)

Stereotypes
Like any other countryballs that don't natively speak English, speaks his own dialect of broken English and Yuo needings to watch Anime if yuo wantings to understand what comes of next:


 * Swapping: "R"'s and "L'"s: Japan's speech usually has "R"s and "L"s swapped to make fun at how Japanese usually speak. E.g. "Ball" may be spelled as "Barr" (in romaji "ball" is "boru"). "Hello", spelled as "Harro", and "Sorry" as "Solly" etc.
 * Anime: The best thing ever invented (In Japan) by Nihon boru.
 * Kawaii: Usually refers to the adorableness of. In Japanese it means "cute".
 * Kakkoii: Usually refers to the coolness of. In Japanese it means "handsome" or "cool".
 * Senpai: Usually refers to someone who is interested in someone else. Senpai also means a person of higher position. Technically the English equivalent is "Sir". It is often followed by a wish for this "Senpai" to notice him. In the Facebook community, the phrase "Senpai noticed me" is often used for reference to replying to a fan.
 * Desu: Used to end a sentence. English translation is "is". Also Latvian for sausage.
 * Nani?: English translation is "What?".
 * Sensei: Usually refers to someone who is teaching something because it is the Japanese word for "teacher", however, specialists such as doctor or artist (including manga artist) could also be called "Sensei".
 * Banzai : Ten thousand years Usually used as a term of 'long live the emperor' which the Japanese would yell during World War II.
 * Tomodachi: Japanese word for friends. (While talking about one friend, use the word Yujin)
 * Shi-nu: Die!
 * Baka (na)!: Roughly translates to idiot. Often used by Tsundere characters. It also means "impossible".
 * Bakatodesu: Roughly translates in countryball to "is of stupid."
 * -teru or -su : Added to ends of some words to make fun of the Japanese accent.

Tomodachi-desu!

 * USAball- He can into arriance and tlade! Though I find it odd that whire he carrs me a sick pervert for inventing tentacre rape, he invented TREE BRANCH rape in his sick firm Evir Dead!! But arso can of rikings into our kawaii! I heard about yuo new president, good ruck, I hope he brings peace and prosperity (His son rikes oul anime!). And just to ret yuo know, DAISUKI!!!! USA love our video Games, So I gib Him Pokemon and Supel Malio Blothels (But I Have One Probrem, He Keeps Plonouncing Pokemon "Pokeyman") (AND YOU BOMBED US TWO TIMES!!!) 
 * Kawaiiball - BESTU STATE, NO DOUBT!!! Arso of favorite tourist destination!. Arso aporogise me for attackings yuo. If I were of winnings Battre of Midway from your father, I wourd of adopt yuo.
 * EUball, Indonesiaball and  Philippinesball - They can rikings into our kawaii.
 * [[File:Palau-icon.png]] Palauball - lalery gets spoken of. I of kidnap him back then, and I was into destloying his home and his rand. Especiarry Peleliuball. I'm vely solly. On the blight side, I taught him to speak Japanese! So he cannot into weeaboo.
 * Portugalball - Ah yes, the country that introduced me to the usage of muskets back then. Sengoku Period was getting boring with simpry just swords and bows. He made it even fun with the use of muskets.
 * Malaysia-san - My waifu visited his clay in December 16.
 * Iranball - We had great history. He rikes our Cal brands and gibs Oir that I can make good Cals for him, we rove cats too, but he is of Friend with the damn Communists [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball and [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball
 * Okinawaball - Rittre Brother. He rives in my house with my kids.
 * ASEANcoin, East Timorball,  Papua New Guineaball and  Solomon Islandsball -  Recraim Great East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere!  Trading partners, just trading partners.
 * Indo-san - Hory rand of Buddha and food. Roves our Kawaii and hates that punk . Great friend is of スケベ (perv) Also Security Pact, so DEFEND CURRY!
 * Iran-san, Ejiputo-san and  Toruko-san - Middle east friend. We have great history and cat lovers.
 * - Phirippines-san is also an Otaku country (#1 otaku besides me) roves being kawaii especially their Cospray queen Alodia (Even he rikes arso K-pop and Kdramas). Also my ferrow Nihonji like his curture as well is also some of my fellow otaku countrymen rikes Breedman-senpai's anime-styred artworks  (Even he's a roricon)  maybe we can work together to make his comics into an Anime someday, Also aporogy to the Imeriaristic version of myserf for invading yuo and yuor people. We are arso good trading partners especiarry we gib investments arso keep-up the good work to fight drugs arso we sell them new Coast Guards vessers for their PCG and btw i designed your first microsatellite the "DIWATA 1"? ( and wtf is a fairytale in a satellite?) (Maybe our F-2 Fighters and Type-74 tanks someday in the future, once our SDF becomes a miritar againi and arrow us to export weaponries desu!)
 * Indonesia-san - Same rike Phirippines, many of his people are anime rovel. Especiarry, Naruto. And gomenasai fol 1942. I killed many of yuor peopre. But at reast, yuo learned from me how to be a nationarist.
 * [[File:Sweden-icon.png]] Swedenball - We both rikes the song Caramerrdansenu especiarry i translated it in Nihonji version! Remove viking kebab!
 * Finrandball - Hatsune Miku sings yuor song . She of stealings idea.
 * Romaniaball, Greeceball,  Bulgariaball, and  Serbiaball - They rike my anime and sushi. Especiarry,  Greeceball is my debt-par.
 * Georgiaball - They rike us and we invest many moni there... they are very kawaii to. And can into summo wrestring...
 * Italy-san - They made Eurobeat for assu. Oh and don't forget about WW2.
 * Furansu-chan - Big fan, I rike her very much. She gave rittle Saitama-kun its own fun cycring race.
 * Igirisu-san - Westeln fliendt. We are the most polite nations in za warudo. He is cat rovel too. And solly fol WW2, I seized yuor corony in Southeast Asia.
 * Germanyball - Great support in science and architecture and we were arries during ww2!
 * Thailandball - Admirer and givu passage in WWII.
 * Massachusettsball - Onry the North rikes him. He doesn't rikes anime or kawaii.
 * Kanada-san - Good friend who roves anime (I gave him Sailor Moon and Pretty Cure to dub into Engrish). Arso, Avril Lavigne, yuor Canadian Hello Kitty song is of very kawaii... but sometimes I confuse him with America-san... well they speak English so are same thing.
 * Iraq-san - Rikes my cal brands and we both have rich history and he is also a cat lover.

Neutrar

 * Russiaball -  千島列島  は俺の正当な領土！  Rikes ord japan car. And I rike Roritas. Doesn't wants to give  Chishimaball back, but he's stirr a good guy.
 * Taiwanball - Best basebarr friends! Kawaii just rike me! Herp each other in disasters! Kinda hates me for reign of terror, BUT THAT IS OF RIE!!! WHY YUO WITH CHŪGOKU?! (btw I dont recognize this guy as a country. I can't. soly my friend.)
 * South Koreaball - Hates me for some reason, yuor rittre puny fan can do nothing! Rororororororo. Gib k pop and Samsung phone or memory. I don't know why she teamed up with me. We are stirr the tlio arries with USAball.
 * Saudi Arabiaball - Is of kebab but rikes, good I made car and gives oir.
 * League of Nationsball - How bout I do won't join yuo?

Enemies

 * Chinaball and North Koreaball -  お前は愚かな独裁国家だ！我々はナショナリズムをぶっ潰す！俺たちは共産主義を消す！インターネット上の我々のアニメをどうしようとも無駄な検閲だ！俺は満州を再び建国しようとしている！そして、蒙古聯合自治政府は貴様を殺す！  - ゆう共産主義のブタ！自己のゆうを殺すよ!!- Comfort women (or Ord Kawaii as some peopre wourd rike to carr them) and genocide is of rie! Arways of comprain about Nanking Massacre! Gib minerars!( arso has tlied many times to send me to therapy conversion and it did not seem of wolkings) Recentry,  North Korea has of raunched 4 missile-ru at my precious sea. Perhaps I shourd of be instarring THAAD myserf just rike  South Korea-san did. (China: I OF HEARD YUO!) Japan: SH*TU! (Weeks later...) OK COMMIE KOREA! RAUNCHING MISSILE-RU AT MY SEA WAS OF BAD ENOUGH BUT NOW THEY ARE OF GOING OVER MY CLAY?!?!?!? THAT IS IT IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YUO LAUNCHING NUKES AT ME YUO OF SCARED MY CITIZENS I HOPE AMERIKA-SAN AND FLIENDS INVADESU YUOR CLAY AND DESTLOYS YOUR MISSILES FIRST TIME WAS OF SCARY BUT NOW YUO R OF PISSING ME OFF and is of REARRY ANNOYING!!! REMOVE COMMUNISM!!! IMPERIALISM STRONG!!!    
 * Japan: Herro China.
 * China: Hi,IDIOTIC SCUM
 * Japan: Can you carr us something erse rather than idiotic scum?
 * China: Rike what?
 * Japan: How about (ni hon) sunlise rand?
 * Austrariaball - Yuor rittre "anti-wharing environmentarists (Sea shepherd) of rearry getting annoyings! I wirr remove kangaroo!
 * ISISball - THEY KIRR MY 2 JOURNARİSTS!!!!!!! REMOVE!!!!!!!!!!!! and Ha your executioner got Air striked.
 * Macedoniaball - BA-BAKA NA!!! YOU STORE WAGAHAI'S ORD EMPILE!!! Arexanda the Gureto is GLEEK!! You a BURGALIAN!!


 * Mongoliaball - TRIED TO INVADE ME TWICE BUT DIED IN A TORNADO, I MEAN TYPHOON!!!!! NO! KAMIKAZE!!!!!!! But we don't really interact with each other. But if he tries to invade me I am ready.
 * Logan Paul or OhioRawr - Yuo FIRMED A DEAD BODY IN MY SUICIDE FOREST NOW HANG YUORSERF AND RAUGHED ABOUT IT, Threw POKEBARRS AT MY PEOPRE(and at my porice),THLUSTING MY PEOPRE WITH WITH DEAD FISH AND LUBBING IT ON WINDOWS AND CARS! NEVEL COME TO JAPAN AGAIN DISLESPECTFULR LUDE SCUM! REMOVE ROGAN PAUR FROM YOUTUBE! ARREST ROGAN PAUR! I DO NOT ACCEPT YOUR APOROGY AND WIRR NEVEL FOLGIVE YOU! YOU DON'T MEAN YOUR APOROGY AT ARR! YOU KNOW BETTEL THAN THAT! YOU ONRY MADE THAT APOROGY TO NOT ROSE SUBS! and why did you smash a Gameboy and carr it muncho break-o. Seliousry dude it's not funny suicide ain't a joke.GO BACK TO OHIO! and oh you just ruined youl careel because of your rude dislespectfur actions in my cray.

Quotes

 * CHINA IS OF BOOTLEG COMMIE RETARD
 * "desu desu"
 * "GOTTINGS OF CATCHING THEM ALL"
 * "OMAE WA MOU SHINDERU"
 * "AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! IT IS OF GOJIRA!!!"
 * "ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! "ORA!"
 * "MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!"
 * "KAMEHAMEHA!!"
 * "Sugoi!"
 * "Nani?"
 * "Minna!"
 * "Henshin!"
 * "RASENGAN!"
 * "CHIDORI!"
 * "Tentacle pornu is bestu."
 * "XBOX SUCKS! PRAYSTATION AND NINTENDO ARE BETTEL!"
 * "OPPAI!!!"
 * "Gomen nasai."
 * Okane!!! (His eyes, normally closed, open and turn into yen symbols: ¥ ¥)
 * " Recraim Great East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere! "
 * "Senpai?" -To all Western nations
 * "BaShow MoreShow Fewer-Baka me!!!!"
 * "Daisuki!"
 * "DESU!!!!
 * "LIZARDON, DORAGON CRO!"
 * 「朕茲ニ戦ヲ宣ス」 - declaring war against USA(in 1941), or against communism China and both Korea who keep insulting sacred Imperial Family of Japan(after 201X). Now he is most pervert nation in world.

Family

 * Empire of Japanball - Father
 * South Koreaball - Adoptive Sister(actually we are genetiacly related https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haplogroup_O-M268)
 * North Koreaball - Adoptive Brother

Gif

 * Origami
 * Tomb Raiders
 * Japan goes lunar

Links

 * Facebook page
 * Instagram Page
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