User blog:1 (New York City Subway service)/Make Palau Great Again

WHEREAS:


 * 1) Donald Trump likes building walls
 * 2) the Hawaiian frontier is a real thing
 * 3) putting walls in the sea is expensive
 * 4) no one cares about tiny island nations
 * 5) it would be fun to bankrupt Palau
 * 6) building a wall around Hawaii is the best method to do that
 * 7) the wall would ruin a nice view of the sea
 * 8) Palau has nothing to do with Hawaii
 * 9) in the case of a Trump presidency, the best course of action to bankrupt a country will be to build a wall around Hawaii and make Palau pay for it.