User blog:Gladlog/Ancap Rap

I'll have to let you know I commited tax fraud. And to be fair I'm pretty hecking proud. My money going to Macron's wife's heels? I'd rather spend it on commonweals. I got my tax forms, lied on them. Will they find out? That's a multiproblem. Once they try arresting me, I'll fly to Monte Carlo. What will I say to the locals, "non-tax-payers, hello."

You may say it's a dick move not to pay, But my money is going to Macron's palace, not the expressway. Police were called, was I busted? Hell no, my flight just departed. Go to hell tax officials, go to hell unlawful taxes. Once I reach Monaco, for me you'll be nonexistences. I just reached Monaco, as I said no taxes. Life is easy here without nuisances.