User blog:Tazeino/User Review: Cynical

Hello cunts, welcome to User reviews, a series where I show popular people among the wikia no matter if famous or infamous, today we review the man himself, leader of the Shitposters army, Cynical.

Basic shit for noobs
Cynical is a known turkish shitposter for his high quality shitposts and was related to the Noob insurgency of 2017-18, he's known as the successor of Lt. Jose, for the shitposts.

Origins
Icelandball354, his art was high quality and was just a part of the crowd, ever since when, we've forgotten him until he came as the CynicalTurk, renamed then to Cynical04TR, for personal reasons, he demonstrated polarizing energies for shitposting.

Personality
On the wikia, you need to understand sarcasm and racism in his mind, and that he's an actual Turk that doesn't suck Erdogay's cock, but yet still hates the PKK, which caused the killings of 2 of his family members, remind yourself that he's against noobs, so unless you're one of the goods (I'm watching you Fried.) you'll be safe, also he's obsessed with chemistry.

On the discord, you're a shitposter so you can understand his humour and good quality drawings, and that he owns a quality YT channel mocking Turk culture, so you're clean as ice.

Shitposts
He made quality shitposts, nothing much.

The Blockings
Cynical: Accidentally his first account got blocked due to a mispelling on the N word thanks to the autospelling, rip him. TheMemeTurk and Icelandball: They were requested because of a reason.

the two times he got sick
Anxiety: Cynical was depressed so he proceeded to go on Anxiety pills, but he overdoses, therefore, he went to the hospital, he suffered a lot through that day.

Motherfucker's starving: just like me, the venezuelan cunt that I am, Eugenia (his gf) told him to not eat on a shitty low-quality restaurant, even tho they went a lot there, but Denis the Bastard proceeds to eat anyway, not finding out that 15cm Tapeworms were going through his intestines, so he proceeded to fade out, and Eugenia picked up his phone and chat with memers on discord, and fucker was lucky to survive.

Illegal nuclear energy rig and Experience at tax fraud
He owns an illegal nuclear energy rig with +50 chemical elements to power his city and avoid taxes, by using this chernobyl reactor he does crazy shit with it such as making a reactive loss meme and combine it with water.

Cannabis plants
He also grows cannabis plants, as of now, he owns literally illegal pot.

Romanian girlfriend
She a hot girl not much to say 10/10

Conclusion
He's an inspiration for shitposting and master at comedy and sarcasm, also at triggering people and pissing them off.

now thanks for watching this asshole.