Indonesiaball

"Me not Poland!."

- Indonesiaball

Indonesiaball is the largest countryball in Southeast Asia. He is also one of the founding members of ASEANball union. He is Netherlandsball's former adoptive son, and has lots of territorial disputes with his neighbours.

History
Indonesiaball is descended from 1ball, and his father was Kingdom of Javaball(And several other kingdoms). In the 1600s, he was born and adopted shortly after by Dutch Republicball, who changed his name to Netherlandsball. By 1900, he had become Netherlandsball's richest adoptive son, then named Dutch East Indiesball.

However, in 1942, The Glorious Kawaii Japanball invaded and raped him and all his neighbours. He left in 1945, but Dutch East indies ball had enough of being controlled. So in 1945, he started fighting his adoptive father and his ally UKball for independence, achieved officially in 1949.

After he became of independents, he changed his name to Indonesiaball.

Indonesiaball started to buildings economy but crazy shit is of happens,there is a lot of wars and seperatist scum and commie problem.and the anschluss intergration of West Papuaball,he also of doings "commie removal ops",In 1967 he is of doings "new order" mode,

Indonesiaball can into lot of monies from USAball and he anschlussed intergrated East Timorball.

1997 was a bad time for Indonesiaballs. Economy falling,riots,killings of Chinese-Indonesianballs really make him different. And he is of forced to release East Timorball because the rest got angry about that.

Now, he is in the "Reformation" era, repairing his goverment, building a better economy, removing all corruption, stopping the flood and smog, removing drug seller, and make sure that Wi-Fi is located everywhere for being a better Indonesiaball. Maybe

Information


Indonesiaball is a country-ball that have red (formerly dark red) and white area on skin. What is making different between Indonesiaball from Polandball or Monacoball is the ''Peci. ''Peci is a kebab black hat (sometimes with yellow stripes) on Indonesiaball, derived from the fact that Indonesia have biggest kebab population ever. Even more kebab than in Europe. Indonesiaball is distant relatives of Malaysiaball and Tringapore. Or sometimes, he wear a yellow poor rice hat like 1ball wear.

He have lots of resources but he can sometimes ban other countryballs from taking it. He hates when his neighbours(and Chinaball)steal fish from his waters.

In East Timor, Indonesia can even into remove HUE and Canuck before, during and after the new millenium started.

Last year he cannot into Imgur and reddit because of a program called "Internet Sehat",But now Imgur and reddit have into unbanned.

Friends (past and present)

 * Sovietball - Thanks for weapons.Except that time since 1967, Spasibo Tovarishch
 * Russiaball - Weapon dealer's son. Not Liek Pagogo lah
 * Japanball - We both likes Kawaii. (also remove mantou) BUT WITH TENTACLES EVERYWHERE! REMOVE SUSHI RAPIST! REMEMBER 1943! Ikeh Ikeh Kimochi Yamete Kudasai .....B-BAKA !!!!!!
 * Malaysiaball - (Rival and brother) Gib our maid work but if he torture maids,NO MAIDS FOR YUO!.(Still brothers and like exchange studens and share the same language)
 * Tringapore - Thanks for medical treatment. Part-time employer,AND NO MORE CLAY FOR YUO!.
 * .Netherlandsball- Why don't you apologize? Are you smoking weed!?! But relatively good adoptive father, I guess.
 * Kingdom of Javaball- Father.
 * Mongoloidball- Ancestor.
 * Palestineball - Must defend our kebab brother!
 * Arabballs - I'm a big fan of those guys! Fellow kebab brothers!(still no maids for yuo Saudi WAHHABI balls)
 * Armeniaball and Greeceball - Thanks for visiting! (brothers!)
 * Surinameball - Javanese brother.
 * Madagascarball - Far away brother, or something like that.
 * And practically any countryball except Indiaball, Israelcube, Chinaball or even Malaysiaball. Indonesiaball can into friends!
 * Australiaball: REMOVE SPY AND EVIL PIRATE!Coral Sea of glorious Indonesian Sea! Remove kangaroo!(still he's a good friend by gib me aid after tsunami) AND STOP RANTING ABOUT EXECUTIONS!!! DASAR ASUTRALIA !!!!
 * Papua New Guineaball: ALAMAK! PNG Born from Pirates! ANSCHLUSS!!!!!!!!
 * Christmas Islandball: YA AMPUN! Berani betul si Australia ni! Kena dapatkan Pulau Natal lepas ni!
 * Cocosball: WAAA! Berani betul si Australia ni! Kena dapatkan Cocos lepas ni!

Enemies

 * Indiaball - BALINESE HINDUS BEST HINDUS!!! And gib Nicobar Islands clay.
 * Israelcube - Hancurkan! Heretic! YAHUDI YANG SALAH, LAGI DIPERSALAHKAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Save fellow kebab brother Palestineball!! Remove Capitalist Fascist Satanist Jews !!!!
 * Turkeyball - Kamu, kamu udah berteman dengan orang Zionis dan membunuh banyak orang Yunani dan Armenia, DASAR GAK BERGUNA!!!! KAMU UDAH HANCURKAN AGAMA ISLAM!!!!!!!!! Hormatikan Kristen!!!!! (You, you became friends with the Zionists and killed many Greeks and Armenians, huh? YOU'RE SO HOPELESS!!!! YOU DESTROYED THE ISLAMIC RELIGION!!!!!!!!!! Respect Christianity!!!!!)
 * Malaysiaball - Stop claiming my clay and culture! OR ELSE, I'LL FORCE YUO TO GIB SAWARAK CLAY
 * Chimerica
 * USAball (after coldwar) - Stop stealing my oil, you imperialist bastard! Apa kau sudah gila, hah!?!* (*"Have you gone mad!?!") (Best friend thou,used to rely monies from USAball)
 * Chinaball - HAIYAAAAHHHHH, TAK BERGUNA! STAY AWAY FROM NATUNA!!! (Likes buying shit from China, though. And prefer call him "Tiongkok")
 * Taiwanball - Not you, Taiwan. Remember when Papa Holland colonized the north of your clay? Anyway, we'll sent our best students into you.
 * ISISball - YUO ARE NOT KEBAB ! NO THREATINGS INTO INDONESIA!! TERORIS BIADAB, KAMPRET!!! GANYANG ISIS!!!! TERORIS PANTEK !!!
 * Australiaball - PLEASE STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT EXECUTIONS!!! DRUGS DESTROY LIFE!!! Koin untuk ASUtralia !!!

Other

 * East Timorball - You ungrateful brother!, why do you leave me ?
 * Polandball - Me not smelly stupid Polland! They of stealings flag!!! REMOVE CONFUSING!,(WHY HE CANNOT INTO ORIGINAL FLAG!?). ([| His name is being a name of an airport in indonesia])
 * Monacoball - Me not Monaco either! They of stealings flag!
 * Vaticanball - Please visit us, Pope. Yuo not visiting us since 1989. Remember 2% of Indonesia is Catholic.

Provinces
please of help expanding and adding caption plox


 * Acehball - Ujung Indonesia . Likes Kebab so much,,can into strict sharia and tsunami,ALSO CAN INTO BEST WEED(also make food with weed)


 * North Sumateraball - Bah, Likes palm oil so much and can into new airport ! HORAS BANGSO BATAK !!!! 


 * West Sumateraball - Onde Mande Tusde Wednesde Thursde Fraide Sate,dek ? makes good Rendang


 * Riauball - Also into palm oil but likes causing smog to neighbours
 * Riau Islandsball - Kami Orang Tetangga Tringapore lah .. Batam Clay can into liek Scorpio, lah...


 * Jambiball - Kebab also here.


 * Bengkuluball - Smelly but beauty Rafflessia available here!


 * South Sumateraball - Submarine (Pempek) Is My Food lah ...


 * BangkaBelitungball - Homeland of timah


 * Lampungball - Can into coal and natural gas.


 * Bantenball - Always protect Rhinos


 * Jakartaball - My richest son but is of hating sea and traffic jams,very smoggy. Have a dream about being nice, anticorrupt, and not into flood and trash.Also a bit arrogant


 * West Javaball - Son that likes selling clothing too much


 * Central Javaball - Can into best batik. Likes Lunpia and Borobudur


 * Jogjaball - Last kingdomball(only rule province) in Java ! Jogja Istimewa !


 * East Javaball - Can Into MISUH-est Province, Cuk !,his son,Surabayaball can into cleanest city , Cuk !


 * Maduraball - Selling a best Sate but cannot into defending Shi'ist

> Kalimantanballs - Nearest to my brother,also beheaders of maduraballs and treeshaggers


 * NorthKalimantanballs - Newborn son


 * WestKalimantanballs - Can into equator


 * CentralKalimantanballs - Malay's lost airplane found around his sea.


 * SouthKalimantanballs - Likes Barito so much


 * EastKalimantanballs - Oil available here.


 * Baliball - Son that can into tourist monies. Best Hindu


 * EastNusaTenggaraballs - Almost no Kebab there. Always being chased by Komodo.Can into colour changing lake


 * WestNusaTenggaraballs - Have beautiful Senggigi Beach.

> Sulawesiballs - Can into weird shaped island


 * NorthSulawesiballs - Many beauty sea. Visit Bunaken plox.


 * Gorontaloballs - Many Kebab


 * CentralSulawesiballs - Just visit him.


 * WestSulawesiballs - Second newest son


 * SouthSulawesiballs - Makassar Stronk!


 * SouthWestSulawesiballs - Beware of Anoa


 * NorthMalukuballs - North Maluku many beauty too! Visit plox!


 * Malukuballs - Ambon manise!


 * West Papuaballs - Likes sagu very much. Want freedom


 * Papuaballs - only provinceballs that can into snow pace ! ("eternal" snow), better  anschluss this PNG idiot

Quotes

 * "Wkwkwkwkwk"
 * "titikduave" :v
 * PARGABUS !!!!
 * PANTEK !
 * "Kampret!!"
 * "Me not Poland!"
 * "Gib Independence, Netherlandsball "
 * "Rendang, zhe tastiest fud!!"
 * "Indomie is of Pride!"
 * "Djancoek!" (old spelling) "Jancuk!" (new spelling)
 * "Gib Northern Indon"
 * "Stop stealings my culture, Malingsia"
 * "Thx"
 * "Y"
 * "G"
 * "Nggak" (No)
 * Red China MADMAN!
 * "COEG"
 * "Asu (Dog), Kirik, Cannis Familiaris lan Sebangsane termasuk Bangsa GGS "
 * "Suwe"
 * "Kambing"
 * "Bangsat lo ya!"
 * ".... njiiiiiiir"
 * "Kepo lu"
 * "Akakakakakakak"
 * "Nyahahahaha"
 * "Wakakakakak"
 * "Maju mundur cantik..."
 * "Koin untuk ASUtralia"
 * And many Misuh Sentence .............

Links

 * Facebook page