Canadaball

Canadaball is a countryball consisting of 10 provinceballs and 3 territoryballs in the northern part of North America. His clay covers 9.98 million square kilometers (3.85 million square miles) in total, and only Russiaball is larger. He has the longest coastline in the world. Canadaball speaks English and  French as his official languages, alongside 9 indigenous recognized languages (Although  Chinese is becoming a bit too popular in  British Columbiaball). He is a very friendly countryball with everyone. He likes poutine, maple syrup, and moose. He is sometimes seen wearing a hockey helmet, a coonskin cap, or an RCMP hat. He is a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball. His birthday (Canada Day) is on the 1st of July. His astrological sign is Cancer. Canadaball invented modern hockey and is the best country in the world at it (Even though the Russkies are still bitter over the times we beat them at the Canada Cup, eh?). Famous players like Sidney Crosby, Connor McDavid, and Jonathan Toews are Canadian. A Canadian also invented the sport of basketball (you're welcome, eh!). Canadaball is also really good at the sport of curling, the majority of the world's best curlers live on his clay (ask Manitobaball and  Albertaball - they'll tell you. Even  Newfoundland and Labradorball has gotten really good at the sport over the last little while). He is currently welcoming refugees from Syriaball, trying to escape from terrorists like  ISISball and refugees, surprisingly, from his brother,  USAball, trying to escape from the election of  Donald Trump, which resulted in his immigration site crashing (it's back up now). "Sorry". ==History== A long time before becoming a dominion, Canadaball was also known as  British Canadaball. He was born as a 3ball, then in 1608 he was colonized by  Franceball and she became his mother. By 1690, UKball had also landed near Canadaball, he landed in present day  Virginiaball and met his present day brother  USAball who was at the time a  7ball. They fought King William's War (1689-1697), Queen Anne's War (1702-1713), and King George's War (1744-1748). Then in 1754, Franceball and  UKball fought the Seven Years' War until 1763, when the Treaty of Paris gave  UKball adoption rights to  Franceball's child  New Franceball (AKA Canadaball). Soon afterward, UKball's other North American son  Thirteen Coloniesball rebelled against his father and became independent in 1783. Canadaball fought with his father UKball against his brother  USAball when he was still only a colony in 1814, but  UKball burned down the White House in Washington DC, something which  USAball is still sore about. Political unrest in 1837 led so responsible government and the Durham Report, which united Upper and Lower Canada into Canada-Unis. These movements led to a more progressive political situation. In 1864, Canadaball's sons met at Charlottetown to discuss confederation, which was accomplished in 1867, resulting in Canadaball becoming a Dominion of the British Empire. UKball rarely had trouble with him after that point, except in 1885 he had to help crush the North-West Rebellion. In 1914, Canadaball went to Europe to help his parents fight Reichtangle ( German Empireball) in the Great War. In 1919, he sat at the Paris Peace Conference as well and received his own seat in the League of Nations. Canadaball did well in the 1920s, but the Great Depression affected him, and in 1939 he went to Europe again to help fight Nazi Germanyball. His help in liberating Netherlandsball won him another friend. In 1949, Newfoundlandball agreed to move into Canadaball's home. Canadaball helped fight Chinaball in the Korean War, and changed his clothes in 1965, to celebrate his centenary of federation. In the 1970s and 1980's, Canadaball became a developed country, gaining more and more autonomy from UKball, and eventually creating his own constitution in 1982. (However, Canadaball had been independent before for decades, granted a status of dominion in 1867 and de-facto independence in 1931, where he gained diplomatic and internal autonomy, among others.) In 1994, a famous singer Justin Bieber was born in Ontarioball, and made a popular music video “Baby” in 2010, then another “Never say Never”, in his popular music video, it got more dislikes than likes on YouTube. As of 2000, Canadaball is well-known and liked around the world for being the liberal and most friendly figure that he is. Canada is a developed country and one of the wealthiest in the world, with the tenth highest nominal per capita income globally, and the ninth highest ranking in the Human Development Index. It ranks among the highest in international measurements of government transparency, civil liberties, quality of life, economic freedom, and education. He is welcoming anybody that wants to escape the horror of his brother USAball's 4-year-long insanity, and because  Trump won the presidency there, there are so many American refugees coming, that his immigration website crashed. Now Trump is starting a war over spilled milk and softwood.

Personality
He has a nice personality, but if you mess with him, he will gut you like a seal. Ironic that he is part French, eh? He currently has a major, perhaps blessing issue with a mass number of Chinese-Canadian Ball. He formerly removed Dim Sum through the Chinese Head Tax. Now he feels sorry for that, much like everything else. Not only this, he also made several apologized to LGBT people, Indigenous-Canadians Ball, Japanese-Canadian Ball and Indian-Canadian Ball. His polite attitude leads him into a more stable relationship with commies such as Cubaball; however, Canadaball has historically been (and still is) under  UKball's influence, this limits Canadaball's independent operations, as he is often teased for being weak and irrelevant, leading for Canadaball to be protected by  USAball and  NATOball. Canadaball is stereotyped being the straight arrow brother of USAball. Well, everybody loves Canadaball, even the countryballs that hate USAball. He also loves Tim Horton's.

Friends
Basically, anyone who is a family member or in the UN,  EU, and  NATO: Particularly.

1) * Chinaball - China gibs me pandas and stuff for the museums. Only trouble I have with him is Xijinping censoring my news reporters when Trudeau visited him. Also please don't tariff my American brother ok 我的好朋友？

2)* Cubaball - A communist friend who Trudeau visit during vacation. "Viva Cuba" (Pierre Elliott Trudeau Prime Minister of Canada)

3) * USAball - Don't cancel NAFTA with Mexico you got me? I don't want my prices rising!

4)* Japanball - I'm glad to have buisiness with you

5)* Netherlandsball - Liberated them from  Nazi Germanyball. We are best buddies and Mark Rutte honours us every year. * South Koreaball - She's true Best Korea. We were third best in PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games. Tessa Virtue, Scott Moir to be remembered as Canada's faces of 2018!

6) * Swedenball - Best Hockey Rivals (better than Russians) Thanks for giving Henrik and Daniel Sedin to the Vancouver Canucks. The epic Sedins combine on OT winner in final home game! Its sad to see them go and retire. Wish the Sedins a well and fair retirement

7) * Switzerlandball - I give him flowers to remember victims of Swissair! He gives me swiss cheese and yummy luxury chocolate that USAball can't believe.

8)* Quebecball - We used to have a difficult time thanks to the Attempted Quebec Separatism in 1980 and 1995. René Lévesque was particularly a threat till he died in 1987. We now have a softer relationship.

Enemies
1)* Iranball - Our relationship is very strained and we don't like your Anti-American policy. Hope to make peace with you

2)* ISISball - Why did you attack Ottawa for? We will anhillate you for what you did!

3) * Russiaball - Because of what you did to my dad, I had to expell four of you from my country. Unless Putin explains himself. No friendship.

4)* Belarusball - A puppet state who loves Russia and also cursed my dad saying "You have no proof that he used Nerve Agent! Wait you fired my brother/boyfriends diplomats, СУКА!!! You will be dealt by me myself soon!" 'Well it's a shame that I need to consider you as a enemy.

5)* USSRball - We were fine until NATO was born. Then he claimed that he was the best in the world at hockey! Well, you're not you commie poser! 1972, best day of my life! Canada is the best at hockey! Your son Russia is being a jerk. Please stop them.

Family

 * UKball - Father
 * Englandball - 1/4th his father
 * Scotlandball - 1/4th his father
 * Walesball - 1/4th his father
 * Northern Irelandball - Uncle
 * Franceball - Mother
 * Andorraball - Uncle
 * Italyball - Uncle
 * Portugalball - Uncle
 * Romaniaball - Uncle
 * Spainball - Aunt
 * Germanyball - Step Father/Uncle on UK's side
 * Netherlandsball - Step Uncle/Full Uncle on UK's side
 * Austriaball - Step Uncle/Full Uncle on UK's side
 * Irelandball - Uncle
 * Philippinesball - Nephew/Cousin
 * Australiaball - Brother
 * Papua New Guineaball - Adoptive Nephew
 * New Zealandball - Brother
 * Cook Islandsball - Nephew
 * Niueball - Nephew
 * Tokelauball - Nephew
 * USAball - Brother
 * Liberiaball - Nephew
 * Saint Pierre and Miquelonball - Annoying Twin Brother
 * Belgiumball - Half Brother
 * Haitiball - Half Brother
 * All of UKball's and  Franceball's former entities and colonies (British Empire) are adoptive brothers and sisters.                                                                        ==Provinces and Territories== All my kids and grandkids (and soon to be my step-sons.)
 * ===Provinces===
 * Albertaball - Canadian rednecks. Where we get our oil monies. Also where the Heartland TV show takes place. Currently, in hard times because of pipeline issues and unemployment issues. ** Calgaryball - He has an AMAZING Stampede in the summer, and he gets lots of tourists from that! He also gets monies from tourists willing to see the Rockey Mountains and Banffball. Calgary can into tourist monies! ** Edmontonball - What the heck is this? Detroit? ** Flagstaffball (Alberta) - don't talk much, okay??? ** Fort McMurrayball - He is literally on fire! Well, let's hope he is not on fire this year, eh?
 * British Columbiaball - Hippie potsmokers. Also a lot of Asians, but if China tries to make them a SAR, my bro would protect me with  NATO via Article 5. Your Chinese language is becoming too popular. It outpopulated French! Sad. :( **Vancouver Islandball - Green nature fanatic who wants to separate from BC and form its own province. ** Vancouverball - the place that brought you Greenpeace, 3D animation, probably one of your favorite movies, and Deadpool. Probably the most Asian city outside of Asia (also hates Toronto but tries to hide it). Come for the firm tax credits, stay for the weed, and guys in skimpy clothing.
 * Manitobaball - Dammit Riel!
 * New Brunswickball - Totally not of Maineball (nor vice versa).
 * Newfoundland and Labradorball - My brother, who in 1949 decided to join me. Last to join confederation, eh? He gave me my first ever Olympic gold medal in men's curling in 2006!
 * Nova Scotiaball - Fish and chips. Also a bit of Haggis.
 * Ontarioball - The only province to be American without being American. Also, wants to secede as well, but not as much as Quebecball. ** Ottawaball - Capital Territory. They think they're  people from Albany. ** Torontoball - They think they're  New Yorkers. (And the centre of the world) ** Windsorball: Makes good cars. * PEIball - Charlottetown Conference, potatoes and Anne of Green Gables.
 * Quebecball - Mon adoptive son, who wants to be independent. Also la poutine. VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE? OU PAS? No your are NOT getting freedom and THATS THAT. ** Gatineauball - Part of the Capital Territory. He too prefers to stay with Canada if Quebec succeeds. ** Montrealball - She prefers to stay with Canada if Quebec succeeds. **Saguenay-Lac-Saint-Jeanball - Most likely to stay with Quebec if Quebec secedes. He also created tourtière, a traditional Quebecer meal. **St-Bruno-de-Montarvilleball - Acorn muncher and loves the Holy Cemetery (of St-Gabriel brothers) since he has it. He loves IGA is very angry about Zellers being replaced by Target. HE HATES MONTREALBALL THE LORD OF GHETTO CITIES IN QUEBEC. **Quebec Cityball: My  Brother tried to anschluss him twice. Hosts a really awesome Winter Carnival every February, eh! * Saskatchewanball - Canadian rednecks. ** Reginaball - Also hates Toronto like a    religion. ** Saskatoonball - What the heck is this,  Chicago or  Milwaukee?
 * ===Territories===
 * Northwest Territoriesball - Used to have a crapton of clay, until we gave it to the provinces and Nunavut.
 * Nunavutball - They were like "hey guys, we want to separate from NWT", and we were like "okay". Also, wants to secede as well. ** Nunatsiavutball - Autonomous brother of Nunavutball. He wants to Anschluss Inuit Northern  Quebecball,
 * * Yukonball - Only has one city, unless Dawson wants to become one since it was growing up fast.
 * ==Quotes== *"Poutine" *"Maple syrup?" *"I'm sorry" *"Je suis désolé" * "Je regret(te)" * "Pardonnez-moi" * "Oot" * "Aboot" * "Timber timber" * "Bois bois" * "O Canada!" * "You will not get independence, Quebec!" * "Hockey" * "Free healthcare" * "Eh?" * "Fur"
 * == How to Draw == Drawing Canadaball is fun! # Divide the circle by red, white, then back to the red. # Draw the glorious red maple leaf in the middle. # Draw two eyes to finish him off. Eh?
 * Kanadaball Canadáball Canadaballe Canadaball Канада 加拿大球
 * USAball - Brother
 * Liberiaball - Nephew
 * Saint Pierre and Miquelonball - Annoying Twin Brother
 * Belgiumball - Half Brother
 * Haitiball - Half Brother
 * All of UKball's and  Franceball's former entities and colonies (British Empire) are adoptive brothers and sisters.                                                                        ==Provinces and Territories== All my kids and grandkids (and soon to be my step-sons.)
 * ===Provinces===
 * Albertaball - Canadian rednecks. Where we get our oil monies. Also where the Heartland TV show takes place. Currently, in hard times because of pipeline issues and unemployment issues. ** Calgaryball - He has an AMAZING Stampede in the summer, and he gets lots of tourists from that! He also gets monies from tourists willing to see the Rockey Mountains and Banffball. Calgary can into tourist monies! ** Edmontonball - What the heck is this? Detroit? ** Flagstaffball (Alberta) - don't talk much, okay??? ** Fort McMurrayball - He is literally on fire! Well, let's hope he is not on fire this year, eh?
 * British Columbiaball - Hippie potsmokers. Also a lot of Asians, but if China tries to make them a SAR, my bro would protect me with  NATO via Article 5. Your Chinese language is becoming too popular. It outpopulated French! Sad. :( **Vancouver Islandball - Green nature fanatic who wants to separate from BC and form its own province. ** Vancouverball - the place that brought you Greenpeace, 3D animation, probably one of your favorite movies, and Deadpool. Probably the most Asian city outside of Asia (also hates Toronto but tries to hide it). Come for the firm tax credits, stay for the weed, and guys in skimpy clothing.
 * Manitobaball - Dammit Riel!
 * New Brunswickball - Totally not of Maineball (nor vice versa).
 * Newfoundland and Labradorball - My brother, who in 1949 decided to join me. Last to join confederation, eh? He gave me my first ever Olympic gold medal in men's curling in 2006!
 * Nova Scotiaball - Fish and chips. Also a bit of Haggis.
 * Ontarioball - The only province to be American without being American. Also, wants to secede as well, but not as much as Quebecball. ** Ottawaball - Capital Territory. They think they're  people from Albany. ** Torontoball - They think they're  New Yorkers. (And the centre of the world) ** Windsorball: Makes good cars. * PEIball - Charlottetown Conference, potatoes and Anne of Green Gables.
 * Quebecball - Mon adoptive son, who wants to be independent. Also la poutine. VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE? OU PAS? No your are NOT getting freedom and THATS THAT. ** Gatineauball - Part of the Capital Territory. He too prefers to stay with Canada if Quebec succeeds. ** Montrealball - She prefers to stay with Canada if Quebec succeeds. **Saguenay-Lac-Saint-Jeanball - Most likely to stay with Quebec if Quebec secedes. He also created tourtière, a traditional Quebecer meal. **St-Bruno-de-Montarvilleball - Acorn muncher and loves the Holy Cemetery (of St-Gabriel brothers) since he has it. He loves IGA is very angry about Zellers being replaced by Target. HE HATES MONTREALBALL THE LORD OF GHETTO CITIES IN QUEBEC. **Quebec Cityball: My  Brother tried to anschluss him twice. Hosts a really awesome Winter Carnival every February, eh! * Saskatchewanball - Canadian rednecks. ** Reginaball - Also hates Toronto like a    religion. ** Saskatoonball - What the heck is this,  Chicago or  Milwaukee?
 * ===Territories===
 * Northwest Territoriesball - Used to have a crapton of clay, until we gave it to the provinces and Nunavut.
 * Nunavutball - They were like "hey guys, we want to separate from NWT", and we were like "okay". Also, wants to secede as well. ** Nunatsiavutball - Autonomous brother of Nunavutball. He wants to Anschluss Inuit Northern  Quebecball,
 * * Yukonball - Only has one city, unless Dawson wants to become one since it was growing up fast.
 * ==Quotes== *"Poutine" *"Maple syrup?" *"I'm sorry" *"Je suis désolé" * "Je regret(te)" * "Pardonnez-moi" * "Oot" * "Aboot" * "Timber timber" * "Bois bois" * "O Canada!" * "You will not get independence, Quebec!" * "Hockey" * "Free healthcare" * "Eh?" * "Fur"
 * == How to Draw == Drawing Canadaball is fun! # Divide the circle by red, white, then back to the red. # Draw the glorious red maple leaf in the middle. # Draw two eyes to finish him off. Eh?
 * Kanadaball Canadáball Canadaballe Canadaball Канада 加拿大球
 * Nova Scotiaball - Fish and chips. Also a bit of Haggis.
 * Ontarioball - The only province to be American without being American. Also, wants to secede as well, but not as much as Quebecball. ** Ottawaball - Capital Territory. They think they're  people from Albany. ** Torontoball - They think they're  New Yorkers. (And the centre of the world) ** Windsorball: Makes good cars. * PEIball - Charlottetown Conference, potatoes and Anne of Green Gables.
 * Quebecball - Mon adoptive son, who wants to be independent. Also la poutine. VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE? OU PAS? No your are NOT getting freedom and THATS THAT. ** Gatineauball - Part of the Capital Territory. He too prefers to stay with Canada if Quebec succeeds. ** Montrealball - She prefers to stay with Canada if Quebec succeeds. **Saguenay-Lac-Saint-Jeanball - Most likely to stay with Quebec if Quebec secedes. He also created tourtière, a traditional Quebecer meal. **St-Bruno-de-Montarvilleball - Acorn muncher and loves the Holy Cemetery (of St-Gabriel brothers) since he has it. He loves IGA is very angry about Zellers being replaced by Target. HE HATES MONTREALBALL THE LORD OF GHETTO CITIES IN QUEBEC. **Quebec Cityball: My  Brother tried to anschluss him twice. Hosts a really awesome Winter Carnival every February, eh! * Saskatchewanball - Canadian rednecks. ** Reginaball - Also hates Toronto like a    religion. ** Saskatoonball - What the heck is this,  Chicago or  Milwaukee?
 * ===Territories===
 * Northwest Territoriesball - Used to have a crapton of clay, until we gave it to the provinces and Nunavut.
 * Nunavutball - They were like "hey guys, we want to separate from NWT", and we were like "okay". Also, wants to secede as well. ** Nunatsiavutball - Autonomous brother of Nunavutball. He wants to Anschluss Inuit Northern  Quebecball,
 * * Yukonball - Only has one city, unless Dawson wants to become one since it was growing up fast.
 * ==Quotes== *"Poutine" *"Maple syrup?" *"I'm sorry" *"Je suis désolé" * "Je regret(te)" * "Pardonnez-moi" * "Oot" * "Aboot" * "Timber timber" * "Bois bois" * "O Canada!" * "You will not get independence, Quebec!" * "Hockey" * "Free healthcare" * "Eh?" * "Fur"
 * == How to Draw == Drawing Canadaball is fun! # Divide the circle by red, white, then back to the red. # Draw the glorious red maple leaf in the middle. # Draw two eyes to finish him off. Eh?
 * Kanadaball Canadáball Canadaballe Canadaball Канада 加拿大球
 * Nunavutball - They were like "hey guys, we want to separate from NWT", and we were like "okay". Also, wants to secede as well. ** Nunatsiavutball - Autonomous brother of Nunavutball. He wants to Anschluss Inuit Northern  Quebecball,
 * * Yukonball - Only has one city, unless Dawson wants to become one since it was growing up fast.
 * ==Quotes== *"Poutine" *"Maple syrup?" *"I'm sorry" *"Je suis désolé" * "Je regret(te)" * "Pardonnez-moi" * "Oot" * "Aboot" * "Timber timber" * "Bois bois" * "O Canada!" * "You will not get independence, Quebec!" * "Hockey" * "Free healthcare" * "Eh?" * "Fur"
 * == How to Draw == Drawing Canadaball is fun! # Divide the circle by red, white, then back to the red. # Draw the glorious red maple leaf in the middle. # Draw two eyes to finish him off. Eh?
 * Kanadaball Canadáball Canadaballe Canadaball Канада 加拿大球