Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-34753896-20190806131518/@comment-35614398-20190814065930

U.K.

- Millions of pounds (sterling) of aid are sent to Malta, which I assume people remember is British (seriously plz). Britain condemns France for providing the missiles used to do this.

- British troops easily invade the Bahamas and Jamaica (both British, come on guys) Cuban rebels are dragged out into the streets; British commanders decide to draw a blind eye to the bloody executions of some of the Cuban leaders. Britain tells France to not recognise the claims of French sovereignty after their crimes of nuclear genocide.

- Britain puts sanctions on Japan, stating that twice now, Japan has provided missiles to a country which has then used them in anger (Japan withdrew its missiles the second time, but still). Britain calls for other countries to do the same and for Japan to stop providing weapons of mass destruction to any dictator who asks.

- The Royal Navy blockade on Ireland is tightened, final preparations for an attack are made.

- The Project Whittaker CEO proudly announces “We will put man on the moon by 1965!” He is promptly ushered away from cheering crowds to be fired, as the project has done nothing to prepare for this.