Cyprusball

Cyprusball is an splitted countryball in Europe. He since has been splitted between Greeceball, Turkeyball and UKball. He can into EU and active Euros too. Cyprusball now can into oil. Cyprusball is currently fed up with his land and martime neighbors. Namely:
 * Civil war and Phoenician scum to the east.
 * Stupid porks, gefilte fish, Pharaohs and Hashemites to the south.
 * Greco-Roman scum (sorry dad), Gaddafi's home and lazy fellow island countryball to the west.
 * Lazy Damn kebab proto-Brazilians to the north.

Friends

 * Greeceball - Father
 * Russiaball - Mother
 * Armeniaball - Old friend with similar distaste for kebab. Remembers his uncle Ciliciaball well.

Enemies

 * Greeceball - Why? Why have you installed a dictatorship on my island and let the Turks invade? Why that, dad? WHY??!!!
 * Turkeyball/Northern Cyprusball - Damn kebabs wont reunify island! Oh, JUST GET OFF THE FENCE
 * UKball/Akrotiri and Dhekeliaball - Stupid porks still wont apologize nor reunify island!
 * Lebanonball - 'PHOENICIAN' HERETIC!!! REMOVE FALAFEL!

Links

 * Facebook page