Mexicoball

"Ya, como chingas pinche Donald Trompetas y tu muro!"

- Mexico

Mexicoball, officially the United Mexican Statesball is a countryball with identity conflicts; he lives in North America with USAball and  Canadaball but he does not even share their language. The country is divided into 31 states, along with a special territory being his capital Mexico Cityball, giving him a total area of 761,610 square miles (1,964,375 sq km), making him the 13th largest country in the world. As of 2016, he has a population of about 127.5 million inhabitants, the 11th most populous in the world.

Mexico maintains membership in the UNball like almost every other country in the world, and is also a major NATO ally. Mexicoball is also member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball.

Mexicoball isn't a poor countryball like Masonic Burgerball mass media shows. It is true that Mexicoball isn’t as developed as the USAball, but Mexicoball would be considered a solid middle class countryball. His economy has seen a large ammount of growth due to his large trades with Chinaball and  USAball, and he is trying to reduce poverty in the country to provide more opportunities to its citizens such as jobs, education, and the installation of universal healthcare. Though he does struggle with problems like crime, drug wars, and water pollution, things are beginning looking up though, and he'll be completely developed soon! He is a relatively weak countryball right now but by 2050 it is estimated that he will be a force to be reckon with.

He can into 2026 World Cup with USAball and Canadaball. It´s the third time thatt he host the tournament, being the country who most hosted the World Cup. The cities hosting have not yet been determined. He can also into the crater of the dino-killing asteroid (Te callas Ukraine!)

His birthday is on September 16, and his astrological sign is Virgo.

History
65 million years ago, Mexico was struck by the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs and caused mass extinctions.

For thousands of years, the clay of that is now Mexico was home to ancients 3ball and  7ball civilizations like  Mayaball and  Aztec Empireball.

In 1521, Mexico was born New Spainball, and for the next 300 years, he remained under the custody of  Spainball. But when his mother was defeated by Franceball in Europe, he and his brothers sought to become independent, and fought their mother,  Spainball.

After 11 years of fighting, Mexico became independent in 1821, but didn't really have any idea how to govern itself. The First Mexican Empireball was originally a unitary countryball, but after the fall of the monarchy in 1823 the Provinceballs of the Empire became Federated Stateballs of a Federal Republic. But in 1835 Mexico became a Unitary or Centralist Republic, and because of this political instability set in all over his clay. Mexicoball fought a short war with Franceball over a pastry restaurant, while the federalism caused several states to begin revoling. One of the states that hated the Centralist Republic was... Texasball.

Texasball was populated by Anglo Americans who fought for independence and tried to USAball in 1845. In 1846, Mexicoball returned to be a Federal Republic and tried to take back Texasball but  USAball resisted, triggering a war that ended in  USAball robbing gaining custody of Mexicoball's northern sons, which are now the American states of  Californiaball,  Nevadaball,  Arizonaball,  Utahball,  Coloradoball and  New Mexicoball.

In 1861, Franceball tried to get control of Mexicoball, turning him again in  Second Mexican Empireball, but failed miserably, and gave up in 1868 threatened by USAball just after winning over  Confederateball. Mexicoball returned to be a Federal Republic in 1867.

Starting in 1876, Mexico was ruled by Porfirio Diaz, and there was relative peace until 1910, when the Mexican Revolution caused 10 years of major fighting, and then he had some conflicts with USAball. As a result, Reichtangle invited him to declare war on  USAball in World War I in return for all of his sons, including  Texasball and  New Mexicoball. Mexicoball sensibly declined. In 1917 a new constitution was implemented and starting in 1929, Mexico was ruled by the P.R.I. party for 70 years.

Mexicoball sided with and supported the Allies (though quite modestly) in World War II and even sent some pilots to the Battle of Philippinesball. However it remained mostly neutral during the Cold War, while hosting the 8ball power Olympics in 1968.

Nowadays Mexicoball is now known for being a "taco illegal alien" who is got drug violence and corruption problems on his clay. But Mexicoball resolves with his new presidential strategy since 2018.

Friends

 * Chileball - Brothers, but I still won't forgive you for those 7 goals, my hermano knows how does earthquakes feel. (Meh! Who cares? Best bro ever! Weyes and weones must live peacefully! Well, you are OUT OF WORLD COUP MUAJAJAJA.
 * [[File:Brazil-icon.png]] Brazilball - My dear primazo! He loves my novelas and my vintage media a lot.
 * [[File:Colombia-icon.png]] Colombiaball - Good friends and brothers. Also both have a problem with drug cartels.
 * [[File:Philippines-icon.png]] Philippinesball - An island brother who is now in the hands of the Estados Unidos. We are rivals in boxing and beauty pageants. Unfortunately, Pacquiao can't beat Marquez, we have drug-related wars and our Miss Mexico 2016 made it to top 9! But... were Brothers! more like ummmm....... Twins! We both got screwed by Spainball at the same time but he lasted for 333 years! Sadly, Spainball blocked our ties with Philippinesball, my hermano. Never forget Escuadrón 201 . Let's get rid of drugs once and for all, brother! He likes Trump, so I guess I can forgive him. I hope your president will like AMLO.
 * [[File:Belize-icon.png]] Belizeball - My Anglo neighbor.
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball - Cousin and good friend. He is son of my Aunt Franceball. I understand his rivalry with USAball, we likes to make fun of his ignorance. I learned that your immigration website crashed, we need to have a meeting with the gringo.
 * [[File:UK-icon.png]] UKball - El papá de USAball and help him during World War II with little help USAball. But I had a weird feeling about him. Porque me miras me??? Wait....Dad?
 * [[File:Israel-icon.png]] Israelcube - Good amigo, many Mexican tourists go to Israel to do religious tourism.
 * [[File:Lebanon-icon.png]] Lebanonball - I received many immigrants from him. Thanks also for tacos al pastor.  Ironic, seeing as so many immigrants run from me to USAball
 * Almost all countries in the Americas are related to Mexico
 * Serbiaball - Good amigo. He loves my food and doesn't like gringo like me, also, thanks for god-like manager Bora Milutinovic <3
 * Irelandball - El Batallon de San Patricio :3
 * South Koreaball - Thank yuo so much for saving mi in the world cup!!!

Neutral

 * [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball - Aunt. Ha! I beat you one time in 1867 But we are okay, now.
 * [[File:Spain-icon.png]] Spainball - Her conquest is the cause of all my troubles. Mother with long history together. Yet she say I make her proudest.
 * [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball - FLAG STEALER!!! Tu can into Catholic too but Still, Taco is better than pizza! And I strongly condemned Italian occupation of Ethiopiaball. But we both hate  Swedenball.
 * Peruball - He is jealous because Tacos better than his food, el is also jealous porque ONLY MY CAPITAL has more GDP than his entire country, but still good hermano, he helped me in the 2017 Earthquake. We also have a past, Aztec and Inca empire never met, but we were powerful (Aztec>>Inca)
 * Chinaball - good trading partner but... STOP COPYING EVERYTHING I DO!!! and stop trying to establish your filthy and poorly ecologicamente shops here besides, I hated you in the past...
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball (Sometimes) -  I will not be paying for that MALDITO wall!!!!  We are good amigos and trading partners and all. He is also my brother because we both have the same mother. (Spainball) shoot I actually share family with him. But never forget 1846! MY son Texasball still hates me for that. He helps me with this problem. But still you got to get rid of that Gringo Trump!! Donald Trump doesn't really hate me directly, he just blames me for my illegal immigrants, and wants to close off the frontera. But oh well, I'm sure López Obrador will fix our relationship later! Currently, the monopolized Mexican mass media hates Trump very much and makes him out as Enemigo Publico #1, especially Televisa, a relevant "American Dream" propagandist Mexican media company.

Enemies

 * Ukraineball - I am the dino killer! Not tu!
 * Swedenball - I do not know why but I hate him.
 * Kosovoball - Lo siento amigo, But Kosovo es Serbia.
 * [[File:Argentina-icon.png]] Argentinaball - Internet trolling rival. Also, HAHA YUO DIDNT GET TO THE WORLD CUP MU... Wait you did?!
 * [[File:Texas-icon.png]] Texasball - I cannot believe you sided with that overweight covered gringos. #TEXMEX!!!! You are too patriotic and American, I CANNOT TOLERATE THAT!!! For that reason here, illegal immigrants. Now let them reform your state to make you mine again ajajajajaj.
 * [[File:Guatemala-icon.png]] Guatemalaball - Of clay theif. He is also pretty annoying. Guatemala is currently hostile because Chiapasball and Soconuscoball. I hates that my inept government don't put a wall to you. No te iguales, no me digas "hermano".
 * Hondurasball - How dare your people force their way into my clay?!? REMOVE CARAVAN!! Damn I guess now I know how the gringo feels.
 * Jamaicaball - (AKA DRUG PERSON) ¡LACRA! TU BEAT ME IN COPA ORO! How can you into defeat mi en mi own game of futbol?! Yo will get of revenge 2019!
 * ¡NO ERA PENAL! - I have not forgotten yet how Arjen Putorobben stealt our pass to quarters!!!
 * Uruguayball - Another drug user. STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH MY INTERNET TROLLING RIVAL!!!
 * North Koreaball - ok so yuo are mad at me just because of your ship being detained? well you aren't going to get it back you gringo communist!!!!! don't you dare nuke me for this! and your leader might have caused that earthquake in my clay?
 * Nazi Germanyball - this fascist perra is the reason I was involved in WW2, he attacked my freaking petroleum ship

Family

 * 3ball - Native Ancestor
 * 7ball - Native Ancestor
 * 2ball - Immigrant Ancestor
 * Ancient Greeceball - Great Great Grandfather
 * SPQRball - Great Grandfather
 * Western Roman Empireball - Grandfather
 * Byzantine Empireball - Grand Uncle
 * Spainball - Mother
 * Aztec Empireball - Father
 * Mayaball - Father
 * Portugalball - Uncle
 * Franceball - Aunt
 * Italyball - Uncle
 * Romaniaball - Uncle
 * Moldovaball - Aunt
 * Boliviaball - Brother
 * Chileball - Brother
 * Colombiaball - Brother
 * Costa Ricaball - Brother
 * Cubaball - Brother
 * Dominican Republicball - Brother
 * Ecuadorball - Brother
 * El Salvadorball - Brother
 * Equatorial Guineaball - Brother
 * Guatemalaball - Brother
 * Hondurasball - Brother
 * Nicaraguaball - Brother
 * Panamaball - Brother
 * Paraguayball - Brother
 * Peruball - Brother
 * Puerto Ricoball - Brother
 * Uruguayball - Brother
 * Venezuelaball - Brother
 * USAball - Half Brother
 * Gibraltarball - Half Brother
 * Philippinesball - Twin Brother
 * Brazilball - Cousin
 * Californiaball - Son
 * Texasball - Son
 * New Mexicoball - Son
 * Arizonaball - Son
 * Coloradoball - Son
 * Nevadaball - Son
 * Utahball - Son

And 31 states:
 * Aguascalientesball
 * Baja Californiaball
 * Baja California Surball
 * Campecheball
 * Chiapasball
 * Chihuahuaball
 * Coahuilaball
 * Colimaball
 * Durangoball
 * Guanajuatoball
 * Guerreroball
 * Hidalgoball
 * Jaliscoball
 * Méxicobal Jr
 * Michoacánball
 * Morelosball
 * Nayaritball
 * Nuevo Leónball
 * Oaxacaball
 * Pueblaball
 * Querétaroball
 * Quintana Rooball
 * San Luis Potosíball
 * Sinaloaball
 * Sonoraball
 * Tabascoball
 * Tamaulipasball
 * Tlaxcalaball
 * Veracruzball
 * Yucatánball
 * Zacatecasball

And 1 extraordinary entity and capital:
 * Mexico Cityball

States to be recovered in the North: Californiaball, Texasball,  New Mexicoball,  Arizonaball,  Coloradoball,  Nevadaball,  Utahball

States to be recovered in the South: El Salvadorball, Guatemalaball, Hondurasball,  Nicaraguaball,  Belizeball

States to be recovered in the Caribbean: * Cubaball,  Dominican Republicball and  Puerto Ricoball