Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-39133133-20190511030520/@comment-34753896-20190523005932

Stalin: well time to call the manchurians and sakhalinians back home as the wars are over. Get the vehicles back home too.

War Minister Viktor Molotov: Yes sir.

Stalin: I shall come to Russian manchuria, where all of the troops are, to greet them and congratulate them.

Molotov: Alright, See you soon

takes a train to Russian manchuria

Stalin to the troops: I would like to congratulate each and every one of you all and your time in the war. One troop equals one more person that can show they're ready and brave enough to die for Russia. Also, I would like to announce that-

gunfire is heard and Stalin is shot in the leg

General: The PM is down. I will get him on a train to the hospital. Everyone else, find the man who did this and turn him in on sight! This will not go unpunished and will be brought to Justice!

Puts Stalin on a train and takes him to the nearest hospital

at the hospital

General: Are you Okay Stalin?

Stalin: I'm afraid not. My health is rapidly decreasing. This bullet has got me good. I might not live for much longer. Tell the government that I want my vice president Leon Trotsky to take my place. Also, tell my children they won't have a father anymore.

General: No! Stalin! Don't leave me just yet!

Stalin: I'm afraid I must leave you. Hopefully in heaven I shall be bestowed a better life.

General: Okay

Begins crying

Stalin Closes his eyes

Doctor: I'm afraid this man is dead.

General: Okay.