User:NewPolishMapper

POLSKA SILNA SK*RWYSYNU



Friends
Polandball- POLAND STRONK POLAND CAN INTO SPACE My birth country, I heavily support it (I'd even sing the national anthem soon).

MerkelReich a.k.a EUball- He let Poland join the EU in 2004.

Slovakiaball- I crossed the Polish border to Slovakia once in the summer holidays.

Scotlandball- I currently live there now, I think it deserves independence.

Ukraineball- I feel sad with him losing Crimea and Russia bullying him and such (Don't worry soon you'll be into EU).

Swedenball- Because of Pewdiepie.

USAball- I like Californiaball ok?

Germanyball- Let Polandball steal his cars in the 90s, plus his language is great.

Neutrals/Frenemies
UKball- Meh, but I hope he won't leave the EU

Greeceball- A lazy f!ck that won't pay debts and gibs money from Germany.

Switzerlandball- A rich douchebag who doesn't want join the EU.

Japanball- Great friend that makes anime and awesome cars, my fave car is the Nissan Skyline GT-R R32 and my fav anime is Initial D, but I don't like Hentai, yuck.

Enemies
Russiaball- GIB BACK CRIMEA TO UKRAINE AND LEAVE UKRAINE ALONE YOU LARGE IGNORANT PR!CK!

Soviet Unionball- 1989 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE! Father of Russia that bullied and raped Poland

Nazi Germanyball- YOU PR!CK YUO ARE ONE THE COUNTRIES THAT SPLIT POLAND IN WW2 YOU AND SOVIET UNION WYPIERDALAC STAD ALBO BEDE CIE ZASTRZELIC TY KURDUPLU JEDENE Meh no problem now.

ISISball- ''Now listen you little terrorist shits, I saw how much damage you did and it was devastating and you pricks are to blame, you think everthing you do invading countries? killing of innocent people? For so-called morals? Come on then! I'm coming at you with EVERYTHING I GOT MOTHERFUCKERS ''