Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31401828-20170703092347/@comment-32480792-20170722214013

Spazerz wrote: @Tornado: Canada *shivering* USA..

USA: Wut the matter bruh?

Canada: He is back.. that fiend is back.

USA: What fiend?, what are you talking about

Canada: CONFEDERATE AMERICA!, he's come back somoehow and i don't how and why but .. while i and British columbia were looking for you he found us, he tried to kill us.. but we managed to escape, i think.. Look murica.. you must stop him, before it is to late bleugh *faints* (Wow... not what I had in mind, but OK...)

USA: *goes pale* Con-co-...CONFEDERATE AMERICA???!!! Oh no, I feared this day would come... nothing good can come out of this... now he's hurt Canada... *starts getting angry* he. Hurt. Canada. *red eyes*"

Me: "Whoa America, calm down- CSA might not have even crossed the bord-"

Suddenly, there was a loud banging on the door.

"What the..."

But as I went to investigate, suddenly, the door was knocked down. As the dust cleared, I could see CSA in the doorway.

CSA: "Finally! I have found you, 'Murica. NOW IT'S TIME TO PAY!"

USA: "You..."

CSA: "Yes! It's me! YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!!"

USA: "H-how..."

CSA: "I was rebirthed from quantum effects. NOW I'LL KILL YOU ALL!! FOR SLAVERY!!! *aims gun at USA*

Me: *ahem*

CSA: "Yes, and what do you want??" *gets a foot in the face, flies into to the dining room* "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Me: *grabs CSA's gun and stuffs it in his face* "NO ONE KILLS ANYONE IN MY HOME, YOU HEAR ME????!!!!"

CSA: 'I-I-"

Me: "USA, call the police. We're having him detained."

(Spacerz continues.)