Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-39133133-20190511030520/@comment-35614398-20190511180021

LIVE: An adress by His Royal Majesty King George V. Brought to you live by radio, sponsored by Camel Cigarettes™.

“We reach an unprecedented time in our nation’s history. As the kingdoms of the old world crumble - France, Ottoman, our very own empire - so do the kingdoms of the new rise.

In my comparatively short reign, I have watched politician after politician fail this country. They have entered us into wars that have given us no gain and cost us far too much. We have made valuable allies our enemies; Japan, Danubia, the United States.

It is clear to me now that, as we enter a new age, the laws of the old no longer apply. Our empire has collapsed, we have lost our status, our dignity and our honour. From this day forward, I, King George The Fifth of the House of Saxe-Coburg, will assume full control of the United Kingdom.

By three months, all countries which wish to be independent will be so. I wish not to make war on countries, but to make peace. I have seen too much war. I appeal to the empire of Danubia [and Japan I guess] that we may make full amends, and return to the good relations we held before this era of conflict.

God bless our nation. God save the people.”