Croatiaball

Croatiaball is a countryball in Europe at the crossroads of Central Europe, Southeast Europe, and the Mediterranean. He is in EUball,  NATOball and likes to removes kebab.

Croatia is ranked most beautiful European country in the world. The beautiful coastline on the Adriatic is a heaven for tourists, who give lots of money. Little do they know, Croatiaball feeds on souls of unsuspecting tourists.

Early History
Croats exist since the 7th century. In the begin of the 8th century he was Duchy of Croatiaball, whom  Republic of Veniceball titled "The Worst Duke of the Slavs" for his rampant piracy, warlike behavior, and for forcing the Venetians to pay him tribute. He is remembered fondly in Croatia as one of the most famous warlords. In 925 he became a stronk Kingdom.

Middle Ages
Croatiaball later used to be a stronk kingdom, but later joined with Hungaryball in a personal union, but after some weeks he wanted to leave because  Kingdom of Hungaryball and  Kingdom of Austriaball created a union and  Kingdom of Croatiaball (Habsburg) had no rights in  Austria-Hungaryball. 1913 he wanted to create Austria-Hungary-Croatiaball with Austria-Hungaryball, but never did because World War I started one year later.

Contemporary Period
Croatiaball was part of Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball. In 1941. Croatia became the Independent State of Croatiaball and a  Nazi Germanyball puppet.

Croatiaball removed some rakija (24,000 to 70,000 Serbs) in Jasenovac. Serbiaball was very angry because of it. After the war Croatiaball was once again part of  Yugoslaviaball but this time it was a socialist multi-ethnic state, with great Croat president Marshall Josip Broz Tito.

Homeland War
The Homeland War started in 1991 when Croatiaball wanted to leave  Yugoslaviaball, along with  Sloveniaball because great Marshall Josip Broz Tito was dead and  SR Serbiaball wanted to create a Greater Serbiaball but  SR Serbiaball didn't like that they declared independence so he attacked.

The Homeland War ended in 1995 with Operation Storm, when Serbian Krajinaball and  Serbs in Eastern Slavoniaball, Baranjaball and Western Syrmiaball got Stormed away, and  Croatiaball's victory for independence.

1991-1994
After the breakup of Yugoslaviaball,  Croatiaball found it self in a very hard position because  Serbiaball controlled more than 90% equipment of the former  Yugoslaviaball's army and was denied of help from others because of sanctions. The first to recognize his independence were Sloveniaball, Germanyball and  Vaticanball. Croatiaball tried with all his might and thought to defend his clay and he successfully did but Serbiaball was more modern and stronger in numbers than him.

1995
Croatiaball regained its strength and it attacked Serbiaball and in 2 days regained back half of their territory and conquered half of  Bosnia-Herzegovinaball Operation Storm. Croatiaball remembers those days as days of sadness because Serbiaball committed many war crimes, killing many civilians.

NATO
Croatia joined NATOball during 2009 with  Albaniaball. ''' Why you had to join with me Šipkvip?!?!?!?! '''

EU (European Union)
Croatiaball wanted to join EUball in 1995 after homeland war, but the other  EUball members said no. In 1999  Germanyball asked him to join  EUball and  NATOball, but  Croatiaball was still angry because they no wanted him in 1995, so he said now. Finally in 2013, Croatiaball joined  EUball, so the economy can into fixings in 2013, and was welcomed by  Germanyball. Luckily, he doesn't beg him like Greeceball, asking him for some Euros.

Demographic

 * 90.42% [[File:Croatia-icon.png]] Croats (and growing)
 * 4.36% [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbs (and shrinking)
 * 5.2% Others(and growing)

Religion

 * [[File:Catholic-icon.png]] Catholicism 86.28%,.
 * [[File:Orthodoxy-icon.png]] Orthodox 4.44% (Some Bulgarians and Ukrainians, so they are good.).
 * [[File:Atheism-icon.png]] Atheism 3.81% (They are secretly Catholics in denial.).
 * [[File:Islam-icon.png]] Kebabism ([[File:Bosnia-icon.png]] Bosniaks) 1.5%.
 * [[File:Protestant-icon.png]] Protestantism 0.34%.
 * Undeclared 2.17%.

Relations
Croatiaball hates kebabs, nationalistic Serbiaball and  Montegroball (not as much as Serbia) and wants them all gone. Croatiaball is very strict and Catholic, but still removes kebab. He also hates it beeing called Southeastern Europe or Balkan.

Relationships:

 * [[File:Austria-icon.png]] Austriaball: I was in a country with him and I know him for a long time.
 * [[File:Finland-icon.png]] Finlandball - Best weapon supplier ever!
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball: Best friend and good ally. Although his father was genocidal and nationalistic, he still invited me to EUball. He has good economy, but accepted a lot of kebabs into his country.
 * [[File:Bosnia-icon.png]] Bosnia and Herzegovinaball: He has good ćevap. Also, he helped me in the war against Serbiaball.
 * [[File:Slovenia-icon.png]] Sloveniaball: He is a friendly rival that has good trades. He is of good guy. He wants my sausage, but can't have it so he's pissed. Also be thankful that you have this little "Sea-corridor" which connects you to international waters! You will never get my water clay!!!
 * [[File:Armenia-icon.png]] Armeniaball: Ha, good friend. I am feel bad for you because of your worst day. Do not worry! We will get revenge! Soon...
 * [[File:Ukraine-icon.png]] Ukraineball: We helped them by sending some people and money to help. I sent my military to you. He is not bad.
 * [[File:Poland-icon.png]] Polandball: He is Catholic and Slav. Brave people! Also, he removes kebab ever since he was Poland-Lithuaniaball. Sadly, he cannot into space, but dislikes kebab a little.
 * [[File:Bulgaria-icon.png]] Bulgariaball: Balkan friend! Serbiaball still hates him for World War 1, then Serbia got his ass kicked.
 * [[File:Czech-icon.png]] Czechball: Best tourists!
 * [[File:Hungary-icon.png]] Hungaryball: He is of best friend! Never forget your terror! Also, lots of tourists.


 * [[File:Turkey-icon.png]] Turkeyball: Although we are neutral, I am watching you, kebab...
 * [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISISball: Stupid kebabs of trying to take over the world. Is racist, but at least he is not trying to anschluss me.
 * [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball: Didn't recognize us in 1991! But you're the wife of Germanyball, so we are good. For now...
 * [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball: We are neutral now, but Istriaball and Dalmatiaball will forever be Croatian!
 * [[File:Albania-icon.png]] Albaniaball: Meh... Well, he helped me a little bit with Serbiaball in 1991. We both have not the best experiences with Serbiaball. But stop calling me your Illyrian brother! It annoys me!
 * [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball: Always Once my worst enemy. Now we have some really bad good relationships because we both remove kebab. But he always  sometimes wants to remove me.So It is a Love-Hate realationship
 * [[File:Ireland-icon.png]] Irelandball: We sympathize them because they have a similiar experince with the UK as we had with Yugoslavia.
 * [[File:Vatican-icon.png]] Vaticanball - SVETI OTAC <3<3<3

Quotes

 * "REMOVE KEBAB AND CHETNIKS!"
 * "BOKA KOTORSKA JE ZEMLJA HRVATSKA!"
 * "GDJE SI TI BIO 91.?"
 * "U BOJ,U BOJ ZA NAROD SVOJ!!"
 * "HERCEG-BOSNA JE NAŠA!"
 * "SPUSTILA SE GUSTA MAGLA IZNAD ZAGREBA!"
 * "BOG I HRVATI!"
 * "SRBE NA VRBE!"
 * "ZA DOM SPREMNI!"
 * "UBIJ, ZAKOLJI, DA SRBIN NE POSTOJI"
 * "JEBEM TI MATER!"

Links

 * Facebook page
 * Instagram

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