Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-28477399-20200518145303/@comment-35614398-20200531083630

The Conservative Party leadership contest in the wake of Margaret Thatcher’s departure is won surprisingly by a new member of the party; a large monolith covered in ancient runes, hovering over central England.

Despite objections from some members of the party that the monolith had only been a member of the party for a few weeks, the results of the election go ahead. Senior Conservative spokespersons defend the Stone, saying that the monolith has always been with us, watching us, loving us, learning from us.

The Stone’s policies are unclear, with its spokespersons only replying to questions with “the Stone loves you. You must love the Stone.”