Norwayball

"Hinga Dinga Durgen!"

- Spongebob

Norwayball, officially the Kingdom of Norwayball, is a countryball in Northern Europe. His clay borders Swedenball to the East, and also stretches up to the North of Finlandball and Northwest of  Russiaball. The country is divided into 18 counties with the capital  Osloball acting as one of them, giving him a total area of 385,252 square kilometres, making him the 6th largest country in Europe and 67th largest in the world. As of 2018, he has a population of 5.324 million inhabitants.

Being geographically in Northern Europe with very westernized views means he can into NATOball and  EFTAball. However, he refuses to accept invitations from EUball due to being very very stingy with his oil.

Norwayball is one of the richest and happiest balls in the world due to it's oil and exports. His citizens enjoy human rights and low crime rates, and his government is ranked one of the least corrupt in the world. While he does worry about his fighting chance against Russiaball, he has  NATOball to protect him. He also has the highest HDI (Human Development Index) in the world.

His birthday is 7th of June, and his astrological sign is Gemini.

Viking times
In the early Middle Ages, Norway was mostly ruled by a Viking society. The society is of havings three classes: Jarls (land lords like in Skyrim), Karls (peasants) and Thralls (slaves). Each year the Jarls had important meeting with the Karls where they into discussing important matters and solving problems concerning law. For example, if a Karl had killed another Karl's thrall then the the Karl who lost his thrall got to pick a Thrall from the other Karl's Thralls and kill him or take him as his own Thrall. Is of confusing but makes some sense. But if Jarl is of saying that Karl is of not into guilty, the offended Karl could say nothing against that. The Vikings were also traders and raiders, hinting at what "Viking" meant (seafarer). Is of obvious that Vikings can into trading much overseas with other people. The Vikings had trade routes in Scotland and  Russia and they also formed the Byzantine kings' bodyguard (Varangian guard). Until 1814, his kingdom included Faroe Islandsball,  Greenlandball, and  Icelandball. It also included Bohuslän until 1658, Jämtland and Härjedalen until 1645, Shetland and Orkney until 1468, and the Hebrides and Isle of Man until 1266. He was also shared by his brother Swedenball.

WW2
Nazi Germanyball decided to invade Norwayball because he wanted Swedenball's steel. Norway was occupied by Nazi Germanyball through 1940 to 1945. (stupid Nazi). Norwayball played a small role during WW2. The most significant thing they into doing was Tungtvassaksjonen sabotage, where the Norwegian resistance sabotaged a Heavy Water plant so that Hitler couldn't get the Di-deuterium oxide that he needed, a prime ingredient in fabricating of very scary Nuke.

After WW2
2011 was probably into worst year for Norway. In that year Norway is of losing immunity to modern terrorism when Lone Wolf terrorist Anders Behring Breivik into attacking Norway by detonating car bomb at Oslo and opening fire at Utøya Island. He into life in prison. Norway can also into oil monies, as he is very stronk economy and happiest country according to UNball. He can into having both administrative and political subdivisions on two levels: counties and municipalities. The Sámi people have a certain amount of self-determination and influence over traditional territories through the Sámi Parliament and the Finnmark Act. He can also into maintainings close ties with both the  EUball and USAball. He is of a founding member of the United Nations,  NATO, the European Free Trade Association, the Council of Europe, the Antarctic Treaty, and the  Nordic Council a member of the European Economic Area, the WTO, and the OECD; and a part of the Schengen Area. He can into havings the fourth-highest per capita income in the world on the World Bank and IMF lists. On the USAball's GDP per capita list (2015 estimate) which includes autonomous territories and regions, He can into rankings as number eleven. He has the world's largest sovereign wealth fund, with a value of USD 1 trillion. He has had the highest Human Development Index ranking in the world since 2009, a position also held previously between 2001 and 2006. He also has the highest inequality-adjusted ranking, and he into rankings first on the World Happiness Report, the OECD Better Life Index, the Index of Public Integrity, and the Democracy Index.

Fun Facts

 * 98% of Norway's energy comes from hydro-electric power plants
 * In 2008, Norway knighted a penguin
 * Only 10 policemen have been killed in Norway since WW2
 * Norway introduced Salmon Sushi to Japan
 * The Lærdal Tunnel is the longest road tunnel in the world
 * In Norway, income and wealth are at a public record, easily viewable online
 * Norway has taken 1st place on being the Happiest Country in the World multiple times
 * The unofficial national food of Norway is Grandiosa Pizza, made by Orkla Group

Friends/Venner
Most countries but mostly:

All members of NATOball

 * [[File:Denmark-icon.png]] Denmarkball - Best friend. He is of very kind but why's he in Sissies Club? Stronk together in union.
 * Estoniaball: Oh, so you want to be into Nordic? Okay, I'll think about it. She is Finlandball's wife. Also, she likes Alan Walker for filming Faded in  Tallinnball.
 * Finlandball - My best friend and adoptive brother, tried to gib him a mountain.  But why yuo get #1 in World Hapipiness Report this time?!
 * [[File:Iceland-icon.png]] Icelandball- Brother who is kinda isolated. But don't join with the [[File:EU-icon.png]] Sissies club!!! plox.....
 * Swedenball - My brother (Søte bror), I can into ABBA too stop saying the whole band is Swedish, Anni-Frid is Norwegian!! We make of funny jøkes of each åther. Of lettings me keeping government under unionen.
 * Switzerlandball - One of the guys who don't want to join the [[File:EU-icon.png]]Sissies club also he is neutrality, rich and peaceful. Recently, he overtook  Australiaball as 2nd place in the HDI rankings.  TAKE THAT AUSTRALIABALL!
 * UKball - We of Germanic brothers, and EUball haters! Many thånkies to him, helped me during WW2 in Londonball. and we both have rainy weather.
 * South Koreaball - I helped her in the Korean War. Major non-NATO ally.
 * Argentinaball - I kept his Junta Trial tapes for safekeeping. We both hate Cheeto Hitler. Major non-NATO ally.
 * Philippinesball - Kjartan Sekkingstad met Duterte. Thank you for apologizing to me that your president called me Norwegia. Yuo also trust me a lot. Unfortunately, he likes  Cheeto Hitler. Also, a major non-NATO ally.
 * Indonesiaball - We both can into fishing. Maybe, I stand corrected for calling you a flag stealer when your ASEAN friend and  Javakhetiball are the real flag stealers. Like  Estoniaball, he likes Alan Walker. He also hates  this guy.
 * Ghanaball - He calls me the best Nordic country. In return, he is my best African friend.

Neutral/Nøytral

 * Merkelreich sissies- Nei! I will not joinings du so stop begging me to join!!!! Jeg vil never get into this club of sissies!!! We still have economic ties though.  1940 never forget!
 * Russiaball - He is a threat to Europe and my brother hates him. Also, remove  Putin. But we're neutral since we both hate   kebabs and  Merkelreich sissies. I heard that he is fine with  Denmarkball and  Finlandball so yeah. It's complicated.
 * Kebab - STOP INVADING MY COUNTRY! AND STOP CALLING ME A TERRORIST! Yuo make good kebab tho.
 * Minnesotaball - Look I know I love yuo, but ! my smelly brother! says you are a wannabe Viking and cannot into Nordic. But one day you will... One day very very soon.
 * Thailandball - She stole my flag, but she is my sister-in-law. Nice place for holiday.

Enemies/Fiender

 * Bermudatriangle Yuo steal min name for profit nice cruse though.
 * ISISball -  Hør, jævla røvhull. Hvis du slutter å drepe alle uskyldige mennesker, blir alt bedre. REMOVE TERORIST!! YUOR IDEOLOGIES ARE NOT WELCOM IN YUROP!!!
 * Nazi- This son of a bitch invaded me!!! NEVER FORGET 1940
 * Saudi Arabiaball- STOP EXPORTING TERRORISTS!!! YOU ARE OPPRESSIVE!!!! ALSO I HAVE BETTER OIL!!! AND YOUR HUMAN RIGHT IS SUCK!!! We can share the oil together!  Even Swedenball hates you from 2015!
 * [[File:Spanish-Empire-icon.png]] Spanish Empireball, Spainball, and  Italyball - Columbus (Although he wasn't even  Spanish and was  Italian) did not discover America first! You replaced the history books with his name in it and not Leif Erikson that truly discovered it first!  (actually the  indigenous did due to them already being there) !
 * North Koreaball - GET YOUR NUKES AWAY FROM ME OR ELSE I WILL USE MY OIL TO BURN YOU!!!
 * Australiaball - JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA! I OF HAVINGS HIGHER HDI THAN YOU! YOU WILL NEVER STEALINGS MY CROWN FROM ME! NORWAY STRONK! But our  brothers like each other.
 * Cheeto Hitler - Thankings yuo, but nøt of thankings yuo! You country of made NATOball, your predecessors made of it lookings bad, and yuo threw it away altøgether!!
 * Javakhetiball - You stole my flag!

Links

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