Argentinaball

"Si me pasa algo, que nadie mire hacia el Oriente, miren hacia el Norte."

- Cristina Fernández de Kirchner (Former President of Argentinaball)

"Las Malvinas son Argentinas!!!"

- Argentinaball's catchphrase

Argentinaball, officially the Argentine Republicball, is a sovereign state and federal republic located in South America. Sharing the bulk of the Southern Cone with his  TRAITOR  neighbor  Chileball to the west, the country is also neighbored by  Boliviaball and Paraguayball to the north,  Brazilball to the northeast and  Uruguayball to the east, and the Drake Passage to the south. His clay is divided into 23 seperate provinces, along with his autonomous capital Buenos Airesball. With a mainland area of 2,780,400 km2 (1,073,500 sq mi), Argentina is the eighth-largest countryball in the world, the second largest in both South America and Latin America, and the largest Spanish-speaking countryball in the world.

Argentinaball is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball. This countryball have the third largest economy of the Latin America.

Argentinaball is mainly portrayed as being puned for claiming to be White (European), due to Argentina having A LOT (I of mean a lot) of Italians, as well as  Spanish and some  Germans and  Celts. Other White countries think that Argentina is mainly made up of 7ball descendants. He is the eldest son of Spainball, and because of this, he is the "heiress of the La Corona". He gets very aggressive when it feels insulted, or when other countryballs make fun of him Pointing at yuo Brazilball.

His national day is July 9th, and his zodiac symbol is Cancer.

From Isolation to the Birth of the Nation
Argentinaball was firstly inhabited by indigenous 7ball such as  Guaraníball,  Mapucheball and  Inca Empireball. During this period the Mapuches started conquering other tribes and nations in the south. The Mapuche tribe was also responsible for marking an end to the Southward expansion of the Incan Empire.

During 17th century, Spanish Empireball started conquering this territory, introducing  Catholicism and making it a Viceroyalty. In 1814, this viceroyalty declared independence becoming United Provinces of the Río de la Plataball (that eventually became  Argentine Confederationball)

Argentinaball was then a confederation of provinceballs politically independent of each other. To solve this mess in 1853, the provinceballs decided to unite in a federation.

In 1861, after being defeated by Brazil,  Argentine Confederationball incarnated into modern-day Argentina, annexing Buenos Aires Provinceball.

Dark Past, The Perón Years and Restoration of Democracy
Argentinaball had struggled many military dictatorships throughout his life. In 1946, a man named Juan Domingo Perón became the President of Argentinaball until his exile, return and his death in 1974. Because of this, his third wife, Isabel Peron became the first female president of Argentinaball (which is true!). Starting in 1976-1982, Argentinaball had a traumatic experience because of a dictator named Jorge Rafael Videla and Leopoldo Galtieri sparked the Falklands War against UKball.

In 1983, Democracy was officially restored, thanks to a Radical Civic Union president named Raúl Alfonsín. He (Alfonsín) resigned on July 8, 1989 six months in advance before ending his term, and was succeeded by La Riojaball governor and meme president, Carlos Menem (a Peronist) as President of Agentinaball on July 8, 1989 until December 10, 1999. During Menem's presidency, he made an amendment of the Argentine Constitution, known as the Pact of Olivos, which Menem signed together with his predecessor, Raul Alfonsín. On December 20, 2001, Argentinaball suffered an economic crisis, following the resignation of Fernando de la Rúa of Alianza, in a time period where there were five presidents in one week.

Presidency of Néstor Kirchner
After Fernando de la Rúa resigned amidst the Economic crisis, the country goverened five presidents in one week. On May 25, 2003, Santa Cruzball governor Néstor Kirchner of the Front for Victory became the president of Argentinaball until December 10, 2007, beating former president Carlos Menem, who won the first round, but withdrew later to avoid a humiliating defeat. He (Néstor) also completed the remaining months of de la Rúa's unfinished term. Because of this, Argentinaball created a new political ideology known as Kirchnerism (His cancerous parasite that Argie suffered for the past twelve years), he was called as Kirchnerreich, because they (Kirchners) lead the country for twelve years and he (Argentinaball) is the fourth countryball to be a pink tide government, after Venezuelaball in 1999 (Hugo Chávez)  Chileball in 2000 (Ricardo Lagos) and  Brazilball in January 1, 2003 (Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva). After his presidency, his wife ran instead. Media observers suspected that he (Néstor) stepped down as president to circumvent the term limit, swapping roles with his wife. He became the First Gentleman until his 2010 death.

Presidency of Cristina Fernández de Kirchner
Since Néstor Kirchner declined for a second term due to personal reasons. The Kirchner legacy continues on December 10, 2007 when Front for Victory picked the First Lady and Senator Cristina Fernández de Kirchner. She (CFK) became the second woman to hold the Argentine presidency and the first directly-elected female president of Argentinaball, she (CFK) also became the fourth Latin American woman elected as a head of state, after Nicaraguaball's Violeta Chamorro, Panamaball's Mireya Moscoso and Chileball's Michelle Bachelet in 2006, beating Deputy Elisa Carrió of Civic Coalition-ARI by 45.27% of votes (Argie can into directly-elected female leadership). During her early years of presidency, Argentinaball had a conflict with the Agricultural Sector in the early morning of July 17, after seventeen hours of tense debate, the Argentine Senate rejected the government's grain exports tax measure by a vote of 37-36, with Vice President Julio Cobos casting the decisive, tie-breaking vote against the measure, which was then rejected, saying that: "My vote is not in favor, my vote is against". Despite the chilly relations between Cobos and Cristina Kirchner (both are now senators) since that event. On October 27, 2010, Argentinaball caused a lot of sadness when his former president died of a cardiac arrest. On October 23, 2011, she (CFK) won via landslide, but this time her running mate was her former Economic Minister, Amado Boudou. Winning in CABAball and every provinceballs except  San Luisball (which is won by Alberto Rodríguez Saá), and was re-elected in 2011, beating Socialist candidate Hermes Binner by 54.11% of votes. Because of CFK, she established currency controls during her second term. Several corruption scandals took place, and she faced several demonstrations against her rule and Argentinaball had a sovereign default in his clay in 2014, not because of incapacity to service debt but due to US legal sanctions imposed on the government. On December 10, 2015, she ended her eight-year term. He became the first countryball to leave the pink tide. (He is the second, if you count Chileball leaving the pink tide in 2011).

Presidency of Mauricio Macri
After Cristina Fernández de Kirchner ended her term as President of Argentinaball on December 10, 2015, Chief of Government of Buenos Airesball and Cambiemos candidate Mauricio Macri became president of Argentinaball, beating Front for Victory candidate Daniel Scioli by ballotage, ending twelve years of Kirchnerism. During his presidency, Macri wants to strengthen ties with Brazilball and the Southern Cone, looking away from the Bolivarian axis and claim for political prisoners in  Venezuelaball. It will also promote the repeal of the agreement with Iranball and work for an approachement with  USAball and  EUball. He has also worked to strengthen relations with Israelcube. On December 21, government lawyers withdrew an appeal in Federal Court made by his predecessor, Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, over the constitutionality of a memorandum she had signed with the Iranian government, to investigate the 1994 AMIA bombing. The memorandum was criticized by both Israelcube and Argentinaball's Jewish community, as Iranball was long suspected of being involved in the attack. The memorandum had been ruled unconstitutional by a federal court during Kirchner's administration, and along with the withdrawal of the appeal, the memorandum was offically voided by Macri's administration.

Geography
Argentina is located in Europe South America, being one of the first countryballs declaring their independence from their conquerors. He has the highest mountain in the Americas (Mount Aconcagua, and the widest estuary in the world (Río de la Plata)

Subdivisions
The country is subdivided into twenty-three provinces and one autonomous city,  Buenos Airesball, which is the federal capital of the nation (Spanish: Capital Federal) as decided by Congress. Argentina has a federal system, similar to another countries (namely Germanyball,  Australiaball,  Brazilball,  Canadaball,  USAball,  Indiaball,  Mexicoball,  Russiaball,  Switzerlandball and  Venezuelaball). This means that its provinces and its capital have their own constitutions.
 * Buenos Airesball (No capital) The over-crowded metropolitan area largest province in Argentinaball.
 * Autonomous City of Buenos Airesball (Yes capital)
 * Catamarcaball Can into lots of mountain tribes.
 * Chacoball Poorest province Jungles and cheap shantytowns
 * Chubutball (Province that speaks Welsh)
 * Córdobaball Beer!!!!!!! (Germanyball was here)
 * Corrientesball Swamps and Capybaras
 * Formosaball At least I am not of poorest province anymore... Drugs, beaches, babes and jungle
 * Entre Ríosball MURGA Y CARNAVAL Best beaches in Argentina!!!!!
 * Jujuyball Annoying flute players from here Boiling hot desert wasteland
 * La Pampaball (Pop. 0.00) uninhabited cropland.
 * La Riojaball (Argentina) Home of former president, meme president, Better wine than Mendozaball.
 * Mendozaball (Not Chileball)
 * Misionesball Slavic Wildlife reserves, virgin rain forest COCAINE AND MARIJUANA
 * Neuquénball Skiing, chocolate and lakes Argentinaball's only son that is civilized
 * Naziball Río Negroball NEIN!!! SEIG HEIL!!! Lots of Whales and Seals  die woodys
 * San Luisball The state no one cares about also a province who did not vote for CFK in 2011.
 * San Juanball The best province in el cuyo Enemy of Mendoza.
 * Santa Cruzball (Penguins and desert) (birthplace and resting place of former president)
 * Santa Feball Messi is from here, ANDA A LA CANCHA BOBO!
 * Santiago del Esteroball That irrelevant perverted province no-one listens to.....
 * Saltaball The bigger better version of Jujuyball.
 * Tierra del Fuegoball Very cold son of Argentinaball
 * Argentine Antarcticaball, 372,819 sq miles of Antarctic territory
 * Tucumánball Main tropical fruit And Illegal immigrant exporter
 * South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islandsball  Georgias del Sur, Sandwich del Sir, Orcadas del Sur y Setelandas del Sur
 * Islas Malvinasball (LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS!! Província invaded by  UKball)
 * Uruguayball (Rebellious Provincia)
 * Paraguayball (Other Rebellious Provincia)
 * Boliviaball (Rebellious Provincias from the North [Upper Peru])
 * Equatorial Guineaball (rebellious colony) needs to be white

Friends (not really)

 * Boliviaball Lots of them in my clay.  Even though most sell only vegetals It's ok. Their clay was ours in the past... But is ok ... They are nice people. 
 * Cubaball - Ernesto Che Guevara (an Argentine) participated in the Cuban Revolution.
 * Estoniaball - Good friend from the Baltics.
 * Franceball - Aunt who likes our cultura y stuff like Tango. We don't talk much these days I will get revenge on 4-3!!! Never forget!!!
 * Irelandball - We both hate UKball for fought territory.
 * Italyball - Lots of them in my clay
 * Mexicoball - Almost always Saltamuros sin copas.
 * Netherlandsball - The Dutch queen was born in Buenos Airesball.
 * Norwayball - He keeps my Junta Trial tapes for safekeeping.
 * Peruball - He helped me in the war of the Malvinas Islands. In addition, I feel indebted with him for having sold arms to Ecuadorball while he was at war with Perúball. Nearly of making me not into world cup, and eats pidgeon too.
 * Philippinesball - My Asian brother and major non-NATO ally, I heard he wanted to become a federal republic like me and I can help him to get into G20 with the help of his papa USAball, Germoney, Indonesiaball, Mexicoball and Tringapore. We both have in common, corruption female leadership! Also can into boxing! Why did you cancel Violetta in your clay? I'm so sad. Thank you for naming a corned beef brand after me.
 * Polandball - I'll remember Jan Pawel for you since he visited me for stopping us taking over Las Malvinas between me and UKball.
 * South Koreaball - By chance, do you like Messi? Also good economy.
 * Spainball - My mother But 6-1 never forget
 * Uruguayball - Little brother who broke away from Brazilball (and Rebellious Province). Pepe Mujica! Why yuo callings our former president bad names!?!?!?!

Neutral

 * Australiaball - Why he can into Eurovision and I not? He did not even lives in Europe ... if he can participate in Eurovision I can too!!! Also... JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA I DEFEATINGS YOU IN RUGBY GET ABSOLUTELY REKT! You're 7th in the world! You've never been that low!
 * Brazilball - Never forget 7-1!!! Friendly Rivals still we don't have to hate each other. Stop with fake doctors in my country please. And you also raped me in 1853! But i'm somewhat grateful for it and we also should coperate even more!
 * Chinaball - Superchino stores are very popular here.  tarado eh puto 
 * Germanyball - 2014 WORST DAY EVER!!!!! 1-0 NEVER FORGET!! Still only Football Rivals, lots of people in Argentina come from you. Can I into EU?  Stop getting us out from world cups! 
 * Scotlandball - Complicated.  If you are my friend, you like MALVINAS NOT FALKLANDS!!! 
 * USAball - Because of the Vulture Funds (although they are already paid)  Vete Burger imperialista de mierda!!!! We are seeking to restoring relations.  33-7, BEST DAY OF MY 2018 LIFE! 
 * Canadaball - Justin Bieber disrespected and kicked our flag!!!
 * Botswanaball - Hijo de UKball. But can into removing of  UK.  ALSO BOTSWANA AND ARGENTINA NO ES SAME!!!!
 * Nazi Germanyball - They exiled to Brazil and Argentina AFTER WW2, But we can into largest  Jewish community in South America.There's people who thinks that Hitler secretly lives on my clay... We both hate  UKball.
 * Portugalball - he always wanted to invade Uruguayball and reach the river of silver, Messi >>>>>>>> CR7

Enemies

 * UKball - Worst enemy!!!!!! He is just an old man who did not realized that the glory days of his generation have passed. He has even been overcome by his own son. I dispute the sovereignty over Falklands Islands (Stupid name, of course, an idiot would name it like that) a.k.a Malvinas with him. But now that he has left the EUball, there may be room for me? JAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!! REMOVE UK FROM PREMISES! I WILL REMOVE ALL THE UKBALLS FROM LAS MALVINAS, AND REPLACE THEM BY ARGENTINABALLS!!!!!! MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS!!!! REMOVE TEA!!!!!
 * Chileball - La Patagonia es mia!!, tengo mas copas que vos!!!!. Traitor, you helped UK in Falklands Malvinas War!!! It seems our president wants us to not be enemies. So, are we cool now? See you in the World Cu... oh wait! YOU DID NOT OF QUALIFY!!!!!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Donald Trump - I wonder why...?
 * Venezuelaball - TRAIDOR!!! Everyone gets out from your clay I WONDER WHY?
 * Nigeriaball - JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!! 2-1 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! LONG LIVE THE GLORY FOR MESSI!!! MESSI STRONK HE IS THE BEST! YOU ALSO DIDN'T REALIZE THAT I AM STRONKER THAN YOU! I ALSO AM GOOD AT FOOTBALL!!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!! REMOVE AFRICA FROM THE PREMISES!!! and you are a victim of being knocked out in the next World Cup... 
 * Malvinasball - YUO ARE MY RIGHTFUL CLAY!!!!!!!! YUO ARE MALVINAS NOT FALKLAND!!!!!! STOP BEING LIKE THE SMELLY REINO UNIDO AND BE MINE!!!!!!!! JAJAJAJAJAJA

Family

 * Ancient Greeceball - Great Great Grandfather
 * Ancient Romeball - Great Grandfather
 * Western Roman Empireball - Grandfather
 * Byzantine Empireball - Grand Uncle
 * Wallachiaball - Grand Uncle
 * Moldaviaball - Grand Aunt
 * Spainball - Mother
 * Franceball - Aunt
 * Germanyball - Uncle
 * Italyball - Father
 * Switzerlandball - Uncle
 * Moldovaball - Aunt
 * Portugalball - Uncle
 * Romaniaball - Uncle
 * San Marinoball - Uncle
 * Vaticanball - Uncle
 * Cyprusball - Uncle
 * Greeceball - Uncle
 * Boliviaball - Brother
 * Chileball - Brother
 * Colombiaball - Brother
 * Costa Ricaball - Brother
 * Cubaball - Brother
 * Dominican Republicball - Brother
 * Ecuadorball - Brother
 * El Salvadorball - Brother
 * Equatorial Guineaball - Sister
 * Guatemalaball - Brother
 * Hondurasball - Brother
 * Mexicoball - Brother
 * Nicaraguaball - Brother
 * Panamaball - Brother
 * Paraguayball - Brother
 * Peruball - Brother
 * Puerto Ricoball - Brother
 * Uruguayball - Brother
 * Venezuelaball - Brother
 * Philippinesball - Brother
 * Belizeball - Half Brother
 * Gibraltarball - Half Brother
 * USAball - Half Brother
 * Brazilball - Cousin
 * Belgiumball - Cousin
 * Canadaball - Cousin
 * EUball - Cousin
 * Monacoball - Cousin

Quotes

 * "Che negro envidioso, cuantas copas tenés ?" (Chileball : "Suficiente para tener alto el IDH, jaksjaks!; Brazilball: Eu tenho cinco copas... e você?)
 * LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS !!!!!
 * Falklands? You mean Las Malvinas.
 * ¡Aguante Argentina!
 * Female leadership starts in 1974, didn't you forget that?
 * No fue magia!
 * De aquel amor, De música ligera, Nada nos libra, Nada más queda (Argentinaball singing a Rock song in Spanish)
 * ¿Qué te pasa Clarín, estas nervioso?
 * EH AMEOH.......
 * Quien te conoce papá? (Who knows you dude?)
 * Sos boludo y no tenes huevos! (You're boludo and you do not have any balls)

Links

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