User blog:Paraibaball, the eastern/Iran Man

Iran was just having a normal day when Turkey exploded a nuke near him and he got the superpower of opressing people by religious fanatism. fearing that USA will kill him in the name of F R E E D O M, Iran goes to his mountains, but all of sudden, Azerbaijan starts invading the azeri Iran and Iran says REEEEEEEE. after it, he starts opressing Azerbaijan, but the azeris uses F R E E D O M gave by Murica, and Iran almost is defeated, but our hero catches a AK-47 and shoots in the villain. after it, he back to the mountains, but as the battle was seen by all of your neighboors, a lot of journalist comes to his house, and starts getting triggered, but Nicaragua comes until him and says "hey hermano! let's make a squad!" and he says yes.

the end.