Austriaball

"No kangaroos in Austria"

- Unknown Austrian

Austriaball German: Österreichkugel, officially the Republic of Austriaball (German: Republik Österreichkugel) is a federal republic and a landlocked countryball of over 8.7 million people in Central Europe. He is neighbored by the  Czech Republicball and Germanyball to the north,  Hungaryball and  Slovakiaball to the east,  Sloveniaball and  Italyball to the south, and  Switzerlandball and  Liechtensteinball to the west.

The territory of Austria covers 83,879 square kilometres (32,386 sq mi). Austria's terrain is highly mountainous, lying within the Alps; only 32% of his land is below 500 metres (1,640 ft), and its highest point is 3,798 metres (12,461 ft). Austria is known for having a similar name with Australia, because of this, other countryballs often get confused.

Austria is the brother of Germanyball. He appears in a fair number of comics, especially when dealing with Europe or comics dealing with psychology due to the fact that Austria was the homeland of Sigmund Freud. In the latter, he is known as Dr. Österreich. While he mostly specializes in conducting human psychological experiments or counseling other countryballs, he is a very multipurpose character, being able to fill the role of any medicinal or educational position. In conclusion, he can into very good and smart doctor.

History
Settled in ancient times, the Central European land that is now Austria was occupied in pre-Roman times by various Celtic tribes. After the fall of the Roman Empire the area was invaded by Bavarians, Slavs and Avars. Charlemagne conquered the area in AD 788, encouraged colonisation and introduced Christianity.

Early Establishment (1156-1804)
Austria was born as the son of Holy Roman Empireball (Or HRE) in 1156. Austria at the time was known as Duchy of Austriaball. Austriaball loved to pillage and go to war in the name of Holy Roman Empireball. Upon constantly anschlussing into other neighbors he was defeated by the ancestors of his Best Friend, Hungaryball. After such he suffered from multiple personalities after arguing with Holy Roman Empireball. He soon Became the Archduchy of Austriaball. After being a Vassal he later changed clothes and became Habsburg Monarchyball in 1804.

Habsburg Monarchy (1804-1867)
Austria under more symptoms of Multiple Personality Disorder renamed himself to Austrian Empireball. (Officially 'Kaisertum Österreichkugel') Because he kept anschlussing and enslaving many ethnic lands and cultures Austria constantly was fighting himself. Under Austrian Empireball there were many of these different ethnicities were Bohemian, Slovakian, Italian, Slovenian, Croatian, Bosnian, Hungarian, Polish, Serbian, and Romanians. Austriaball was a ladies man at the time, having sexy times into others. Austriaball was once busted in a affair with Mexican Empireball, and UKball. (No one into care about Mexicoball..) Austriaball eventually became best friends with Kingdom of Hungaryball. Soon Austriaball and Kingdom of Hungaryball fusioned into the Austrian-Hungarian Empireball. After the signing of the Austro-Hungarian Compromise of 1867.

Austria-Hungaryball (1867-1918)
Austria-Hungary was fusioned in 1867 after the treaty was signed. What was unique about the Empire was that he was blind. He held two different voices and languages, Austrian and Hungarian. Austria-Hungary continued to pillage and anschluss into your local ethnicities. He became friends with German Empireball, Ottoman Empire Ball ( Still dirty Kebab..) ,and the Kingdom of Bulgariaball. He was also frenemies with Kingdom of Italyball. ( YUO SCHEIßE! STUPID TRAITOR!!) Soon the friends (Minus the Scheisse Italy) formed the ''Mittelmächte. ''Or, the Central Powers.

World War II
Austriaball was anschlussed into the Third Reich and had to live with Nazi Germanyball. The Aryanisation of the wealth of Jewish Austrians started immediately in mid-March with a so-called "wild" (i.e. extra-legal) phase, but soon was structured legally and bureaucratically to strip Jewish citizens of any assets they possessed. Nazi Germanyball nicknamed Austriaball "Ostmarkball" until 1942 when he changed his mind and renamed him "Alpen-Donau-Reichsgaueball". Austriaball became neutral in year 1945 but Austriaball was spilt into 4 zones of occuption until 1955. Austriaball remains neutral to this day. VE VANT TO BE LEIK SCHWEIZ OR MOLDAU!

Friends

 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball-Big Bruder
 * Austria-Hungaryball-Fusion with Hungaryball (Fusion HA!)
 * [[File:EU-icon.png]] EUball-I am a member of you
 * Hungaryball - Ich only of fused with dich because dich you be same level with me. If du want we kann restore empire, ANSCHLUSS TSCHECH UND SLOWAKEI, DANN KICK SERBIA'S ASS. Ich mean be rich together.
 * Liechtensteinball - Awwwwww... Ist cute little bruder... (I COULD JUST ANSCHLUSS YOU! but nein. Forgive mich, you ist just too cute.)
 * Sloveniaball - Slavic daughter in law who wants to be Germanisch
 * Croatiaball - Other Slavic friend
 * Switzerlandball-He's more of a bruder. He is of nurse and of speak Deutsche.

Neutral (Frenemy)

 * Polandball - Just being neutral, Cause we split it with Kingdom of Prussiaball and Russian Empireball.But thanks for saving me in 1683 against Kebab invasion. HEHEHEHE AFTER YOU REPEL KEBAB, I ANSCHLUSS YOU!!!
 * Turkeyball-How dare you try to invade me! 1683 best day of my life! But as much dat ich hate to say it, yuo helped mich, und mein vater in WW1. Ve could remove Serbia, together but... [[File:Russia-icon.png]] DIESER SCHWEIN!

Enemies

 * [[File:Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png]] Kingdom of Prussiaball-Worst Nightmare
 * Serbiaball-How dare you kill Ze Archduke I HATE YOU AFTER WW1!!! And now im friends with Albania!
 * Italyball - GIB SOUTH TIROL BACK, THERE ARE MOSTLY LIVING AUSTRIANS!!! ALSO YUO ARE TRAITOR! F*cking clayer!
 * Latviaball- STUPID FLAG STEALER!!! WE WILL NUKE YUO!!! NO POTATOS FOR YUO DA HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Australiaball-WHY YUO STEALINGS OF NAME ICH AM HUNDRED JAHREN OLD AS DU ARE!!![note: Australia means south in latin(Terra Australis)while austria means east in german(ost)] YOURE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE IN EUROVISION YOURE NOT IN EUROPE!!!!!
 * [[File:Lebanon-icon.png]] Lebanonball -Another Flag Stealer with a christmas tree on it

Family

 * [[File:Germania-icon.png]] Germaniaball - Grandfather
 * [[File:HRE-icon.png]] Holy Roman Empireball - Father
 * [[File:Kalmar Union-icon.png]] Kalmar Unionball - Uncle
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball - Brother
 * [[File:Netherlands-icon.png]] Netherlandsball - Brother
 * [[File:Switzerland-icon.png]] Switzerlandball - Brother
 * [[File:UK-icon.png]] UKball - Brother
 * [[File:Denmark-icon.png]] Denmarkball - Cousin
 * [[File:Finland-icon.png]] Finlandball - Cousin
 * [[File:Iceland-icon.png]] Icelandball - Cousin
 * [[File:Norway-icon.png]] Norwayball - Cousin
 * [[File:Sweden-icon.png]] Swedenball - Cousin
 * [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball - Sister-in-law
 * ￼[[File:Hungary-icon.png]] Hungaryball - Step brother

Accomplishments

 * Explaining why Poland cannot into space as Dr. Österreich, (/r/polandball: "Doctor Austria's Polish Physics", October 22nd, 2014.)
 * Being the only country afraid of Jews who resorts to gassing them instead of giving into their demands
 * Neutrality on a level very close to that of Switzerland
 * Being the primary cause of Germany's madness
 * Being a complete failure as a doctor most of the time
 * Is in an Relationship with Germany since 1800
 * Causing Nazi to happen
 * Being inspiration for CSA's flag

Famous Austrians

 * Adolf Hitler
 * Arnold Schwarzenegger
 * Conchita Wurst
 * Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Comics
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