Chinaball

"习习习(XiXiXi)"

"苟利国家生死以，岂因祸福避趋之! ( I will do whatever it takes to serve my country even at the cost of my own life, regardless of fortune or misfortune to myself.)"

Chinaball (中国球(中华人民共和国球)), prefers calling himself Zhongguoball), or PRCball, is a really large countryball in East Asia.

Chinaball rivals Indiaball to have the longest heredity, one of his oldest ancestors being the  Qinball. Chinaball claims to still be of communist, but he actually is of capitalist but just has a communist shell. China has a lot of fake and imitation stuff though.

Today Chinaball is a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a group formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball.

In Polandball,  China's speech usually has "r"'s and "l'"s swapped to poke fun at how Chinese usually speak.

His national day is in 1 October. His astrological sign is Ox.

Ancient Chinaball
So a very long long time ago, China used to be land full of nomadic 1balls. Then one day a man named Huangdi came arong and China can into civilization. The Hanball say they have the descendants of Yandi and Huangdi, because they were the father figures of China. The Xiaball,  Shangball, and  Zhouball ruled until civil wars created chaos.

Impeliar Chinaball
Then Qinball beat all the warring states and unified China. He anschluss clay from Baiyueball and  Xiongnuball. To keep Chinaball safe from Mongols, he built the Great Wall. Qinbarr also tried to anschruss Vietnamball. Then there were some civil wars until Yuanball defeated  Chinaball. They anschlussed so much clay that they collapsed and Mingball alised. He was stronk and make the ships that destloy the filthy Portugal navy.But in 1644 those Manchuballs conquered China.

Duling XIX centuly, UKball was colonizing. He wanted also Asian colonies, so sold opium to China. Qingball tried to end the trades, but started the Opium Wars, ended with British victory and the rest of  Xianggangball. Othel impeliar powers did the same too and occupied different part of Qingball's coastal clay. Then, there was the Taiping rebellion, which was one of the deadriest conflicts in histoly. After it, the Japanese Empireball invaded China, Korea and Taiwan.

Qingball realized that he isn't more a great empire. China ended his dynasties and becomed a repubric.

Modern Chinaball
Nationalist China was the first repubric, only to fear with Communist Chinabarr inspired by the lies of Soviet Unionball. Chinese civil war gets started between the Communists and the  Nationalists. Then the Japanese became allies of  Naziball and invaded China in the name of their God-Emperor. They massacled Nankingball. So the Nationalists and the Communists carried for remove after being raped Japanese Empireball from China.

Aftel WWII China beated Japanball and the communists exiriated the nationarists into  Taiwanball.

He arso owned the computel technorogy company Lenovo,and maybe even Acer (founded in Taiwanball) He arso,ARSO had many cal companies such as JAC,Chang'an,Chely,FAW and BYD but they never made it to  USAball.

Just lecentry, Chinaball cerebrated the 70th anniversaly of the end of Wolrd Wal II by showing off his awesome miritaly. He has arso won the bid for 2022 Wintel Orympics and the 2015 Asia FIBA, which he also become the champion of it.He is also constructing the Splarty isrands in the south China sea and it's being man made.

Administrative divisions
Most of them usually have the same personality as Chinaball and don't have a flag of their own, which explains why not many of them appear in the comics.

Provinces

 * Anhuiball
 * Fujianball
 * Gansuball
 * Guangdongball
 * ( Guangzhouball)
 * Guizhouball
 * Hainanball
 * Hebeiball
 * Heilongjiangball
 * ( Harbinball)
 * Henanball
 * ( Kaifengball)
 * Hubeiball
 * Hunanball
 * Jiangsuball
 * ( Suzhouball)
 * Nanjingball
 * Yangzhouball)
 * Jiangxiball
 * ( Shangraoball)
 * Jilinball
 * ( Yanbianball)
 * Liaoningball
 * Qinghaiball
 * Shaanxiball
 * ( Xi'anball)
 * Shandongball
 * ( Qingdaoball)
 * Weihaiball)
 * Shanxiball
 * Sichuanball
 * Yunnanball
 * Zhejiangball
 * Taiwanball

Autonomous regions

 * Guangxiball
 * Inner Mongoliaball
 * Ningxiaball
 * Xinjiangball
 * Tibetball

Municipalities

 * Beijingball
 * Chongqingball
 * Shanghaiball
 * Tianjinball

SARs

 * Hong Kongball
 * Macauball
 * Taiwanball *
 * Tringapore * (Potential SAR)

* sooner or later

Relationships
China doesn't really have any friends or enemies (except for alliance with Pakistanball), but he usually takes sides and has better relationships with some countries than others.

朋友 (Friends)

 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball - China's best friend. Also a member of BRICS and ally against capitalist pigs
 * [[File:North Korea-icon.png]] North Koreaball - BFFs during Korean War, now annoying neighbour who wont shut up about nukes and capitarist pig-dogs. Used to be our best ally against Sushi. SHUT UP OR YOU WILL BE MY NEXT SAR!!!
 * [[File:Mongolia-icon.png]] Mongoliaball - Used to anchruss Zhong Guo in 1210, now he's irrerevant. STAY AWAY FROM NEI MONGOL AND NINGXIA!!!
 * [[File:Afghan-icon.png]] Afghanistanball - We sold weapons to them along with USAball during the Soviet-Afghan war to fight that treachelous Soviet threat. However, I may want to reconsidel...
 * [[File:Pakistan-icon.png]] Pakistanball - Arry against curry. We serr weapons to them.
 * [[File:Brunei-icon.png]] Bruneiball - One of your kebab friends who gib us oir. Their sultan was buried in our grorious cray.
 * [[File:Malaysia-icon.png]] Malaysiaball - Our ancesters had been friends since the biggining of time. Loves made in china. Best kebab friend and arry against adobo plox.
 * [[File:Thailand-icon.png]] Thailandball - Their former prime minister is of Chinese descent. xixixi
 * [[File:Singapore-icon.png]] Tringapore - Majority of their popuration is Chinese. Arso, rich Chinese businessman do business there. Potential SAR yuo read nothing xixixi
 * [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesiaball - They're fond of our products. 谢谢 (also secretly allied to fight Malaysia in near future)
 * [[File:Cambodia-icon.png]] Cambodiaball - We herped them fight against Phở!
 * [[File:Argentina-icon.png]] Argentinaball - We herped them fight against Tea!
 * [[File:Brazil-icon.png]] Brazilball - Ferrow BRICS member although I hate Hue.
 * [[File:Venezuela-icon.png]] Venezuelaball - I serr him weapons! gib oir.
 * [[File:Cuba-icon.png]] Cubaball - Sociarist comrade in the Carribean why yuo not of free market?
 * [[File:Mauritius-icon.png]] Mauritiusball - Both him and I hate Tea for taking our cray!
 * [[File:South Korea-icon.png]] South Koreaball - Used to hate him for being capitarist but I rearised he is a better trading partner, and a better Korea unlike his hat who mumbles about nukes. Now currentry my best arry against Sushi! But prease don't THAAD!
 * [[File:South Africa-icon.png]] South Africaball - Ferrow BRICS member. Gib minerars.
 * [[File:African Union-icon.png]] African Unionball - Prace for good investment!
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball - He serr me Arberta oil! He also loves pandas!
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball (sometimes) -He serrs our stuff! (will invade someday)
 * [[File:Japan-icon.png]] Japanball - Gib fine product. We could into better friends if yuo admit Nanjing massacre and drive the THAAD bastard away.
 * [[File:Czech-icon.png]] Czechball - Best European country which loves China and wants to cooperate with our great socialist country.
 * [[File:Israel-icon.png]] Israelcube - Comes to eat food on Chlismas Day. Thankings yuor weapon Free Palestine!
 * [[File:Iran-icon.png]] [[File:Syria-icon.png]] [[File:Palestine-icon.png]] [[File:Saudi Arabia-icon.png]] Most kebabs - Third world dictatorships like me comlade! Also gib oil.

中立 (Neutral)

 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - PAY DEBTS! GIB 1.3 TRIRRION! XIXIXIXIXIXIXI!! AND YUO CANNOT INTO THAAD LAUNCHING IN SOUTH KOREA XIXIXIXIXI!! M aybe gib cadirrac and buick instead.
 * [[File:Turkey-icon.png]] Turkeyball - They of wirrings to buy our anti-air missire equipment, but won't shut up about Xinjiang. BTW, FREE WEST HAYASTAN! However, part of Remove Tea!
 * [[File:ASEAN-icon.png]] ASEANcoin - I wir anchluss arr of you! Nansha and Xisha is of grourious Zhongguo cray! Just trading partners. xixixi!
 * [[File:India-icon.png]] Indiaball - Arthough I may not rike you, you are a member of BRICS and fliend of Russia
 * [[File:Greece-icon.png]] Greeceball - Gib port! Soon will be my next SAR
 * [[File:Japan-icon.png]] Japanball - Pay more reparations, prease?
 * [[File:Bhutan-icon.png]] Bhutanball - Just happy and authentic rittre buddhist kingdom. I won't hurt you. But Dokram, Jakarrung, and Pasamrung of mine.
 * [[File:Spain-icon.png]] Spainball - He hates Tea for taking Gibraltarball, but give Cueta and Meriria to Morocco!
 * [[File:Mexico-icon.png]] Mexicoball - Good trading partners. (Hi Amerika, I'm trading with your neighbor now! xixixixi) Remove burger, but remember Torreon Massacre.
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball - Wo of not knowings yuo, but you of rikings our 啤酒! However, remember WW2!

敌人 (Enemies)

 * [[File:Japan-icon.png]] JAPANBALL - (AKA: THE UNHOLY NAZI RAPIST IMPERIUM OF ANIME)  AIYA!!!! THE PSYCHOTIC ARCHENEMY OF THE HEAVENLY KINGDOM OF CHINA SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING OF TIME!!! REMEMBER NANKING MASSACRE AND COMFORT WOMEN!!! GREAT GLORIOUS CHINESE FIREWALL STRONK!!! REMOVE DECADENT NAZI ANIME, REMOVE KAWAII, REMOVE DEMONIC RAPIST HENTAI, REMOVE OTAKU, REMOVE WEEABOOS, REMOVE 4CHAN (ISN'T ACTUALLY BLOCKED), REMOVE JAPANESE INTERNET! REMOVE XIAORIBENREN! REMOVE TENTACRE PORN! FUCK RIBEN AND THEIR USE OF ANIME TO MAKE THEMSELVES SUPREME IN CYBERSPACE!!! SHINZO ABE IS THE EVIL REINCARNATE OF TOJO! CENSORSHIP STRONK AND I WILL GIVE A FUCK TO ANYONE IF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE HATES US FOR ANNIHILATING KAWAII UNDER THE HEAVENLY FIRE OF TEN THOUSAND NUKES!!! KOREA AND CHINA UNITE AGAINST XIAORIBENREN GUIZI!  WO OF ANSCHRUSSING YUO AND WIRR SEE HOW OF IT FEERINGS TO BE ANSCHRUSSED!!! Arthough they of freak, we still of neutral .BUT STAY AWAY FROM GRORIOUS ZHONGGUO!!! AI-YA!!! ALSO YUO DEFEATINGS ME IN THIS ASIAN CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * [[File:UK-icon.png]] UKball -  GOVERNMENT WARNING, REMOVE OPIUM AFTER YOU SMOKE! OPIUM SMOKING IS DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH!  Stirr won't aporogise. Also took rots and rots of my cray and forced to pay huge amount of money !! Took lots of treasures and art from us rike they always do (most notably Greeceball and Egyptball). He took Hong Kongball from me and only returned him in 1997. Still won't aporogise. But gib downton abbey and rand rover.
 * [[File:Hong Kong-icon.png]] Hong Kongball - You are of mine! Stop the shuot! I'm your new rapist papa! Xixixixi No Erection for yuo. Big China stronk!
 * [[File:Taiwan-icon.png]] Taiwanball - "One China-Two systems" good for Taiwan.  I am of thinkings about giving SARs so Umberarra Revorution wirr end. Comeback to me! Yuo are of mine! Amerika weak China Stronk
 * South Koreaball (not really) - Remove capitarist Remove Hallyu! Remove Samsung! Remove US mirritary base!
 * [[File:Portugal-icon.png]] Portugalball - Remove HUE! Took Macauball from me and only returned him in 1999. Still won't aporogise.
 * [[File:Vietnam-icon.png]] Vietnamball - Oh gosh Vietnamese monkeys Hanoi is mine, Ho Chi Minh City is mine, your whole country is mine!!! I won 1979 and 1988! XIXI! Remove Phở! Xisha and Nasha is mine, in yuor face!!!
 * [[File:Philippines-icon.png]] Philippinesball - WEEABOO FUCK-SRAVE JAPAYUKIS STILL SUCKING DICKS OF NAZI OPPRESSORS!!! Yultong Bridge is of crapitarist propaganda! Remove Weeaboo-puppet Barut and Adobo! Nansha and Huangyan is of wo!  MALAYSIA AND CHINA UNITE AGAINST XIAOFEILIUBINREN GUIZI! XIXIXIXI, I won FIBA BID AND FIBA ASIA CHAMPIONSHIP FERUBIN GUIZI! XIXIXIXIXIXIXIXI! But since your current president took office, so I may look the other way, BUT REMEMBER SOUTH CHINA SEA IS MINE! 
 * [[File:Malaysia-icon.png]] Malaysiaball (sometimes) - AIYAAAA! Remove Nasi remak! Nansha is of grorious Zhongguo cray!
 * [[File:Brunei-icon.png]] Bruneiball (sometimes) - Remove Ketupat! Nansha and oir of South China Sea is of Zhongguo plopelty!
 * [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesiaball (sometimes) (Future)- REMOVE INDONESIA HOW dare you TO HAVE TAIWAN HAINAN DIE NOW REMOVE SATAY NUKE YOU NUKE JAKARTA South China  Sea berongs to China! 
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball (not really) -  I will take back Outer Manchuria! We have territorear disputes. Still won't aporogise for his father's actions in 1969!
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball (not really) - Zhongguo stronk wirr challenge American military hegemony. Onry I can into imperialism riberation!
 * [[File:Myanmar-icon.png]] Myanmarball (once only) - he accidentally bombed my clay and exposed how easily my airspace can be breached.
 * Argentinaball (once only) - Aiya? Y U sink my fishing boat?!? I though we wel arries?
 * Uyghurball- No independence for yuo! Xinjiang is an inalienable part of the inviolable territory of Zhōngguó! Xixixixixixi!
 * [[File:Tibet-icon.png]] Tibetball - Tibet is of China! Remove Darai Lama! Tibet is also an inarienable part of the inviorabre territory of Me!
 * [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISISball - Aiya! Stay away from Xinjiang! OR WO WILL CRUSH YOU!, GO AWAY WITH YOUR ALLAHU ABKAR, CHINA WILL GROW LARGE AND WILL HIT YOUR TERRORITY AND THEN YOU CAN SAY GOODBYO TO LIFE IXIXIXIXIXIX!
 * North Koreaball-Former ally,now a very annoying ball who wont shut up about nukes.South Koreaball is of much better than him
 * Some jerks who don't recognise the grorious Zhongguo:
 * [[File:Burkina Faso-icon.png]] Burkina Fasoball
 * São Tomé and Príncipeball
 * [[File:Swazi-icon.png]] Swazilandball - South Aflica will soon anchruss yuo, xixixixixixi.
 * [[File:Vatican-icon.png]] Vatican Cityball - We are officiarry atheist! If you want to spread your rerigion, it must be reviewed by state-approved churches!
 * [[File:Marshall Islands-icon.png]] Marshall Islandsball - Another US puppet!
 * [[File:Palau-icon.png]] Palauball - Yuo rittre worthress scum! I wirr anchruss you!
 * [[File:Solomon Islands-icon.png]] Solomon Islandsball
 * [[File:Belize-icon.png]] Belizeball
 * [[File:Tuvalu-icon.png]] Tuvaluball
 * [[File:Dominican-icon.png]] Dominican Republicball
 * [[File:El Salvador-icon.png]] El Salvadorball
 * [[File:Guatemala-icon.png]] Guatemalaball
 * [[File:Haiti-icon.png]] Haitiball - I hope you wirr soon recognise us after the aid we gib you during that earthquake!
 * [[File:Nicaragua-icon.png]] Nicaraguaball - We wirr soon open a canar that wirr rivar Panama! Please recognise us soon!
 * [[File:Panama-icon.png]] Panamaball - We wirr soon contror your awesome canar unress you recognise us soon!
 * [[File:Paraguay-icon.png]] Paraguayball
 * Saint Kitts and Nevisball Remove saint!
 * Saint Luciaball Remove saint!
 * [[File:Vincent-icon.png]] Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball Remove saint!

Quotes

 * "Xisha and Nansha Islands is of glorious Zhongguo clay!"
 * "Fakka yuo ribenren!"
 * "Aiya! 不好! (Oh No!)"
 * "Ni hao Taiwan... 统一? (Unify?)"
 * "吞併!!! (Anschluss!!!)"
 * "草泥马! (Motherfucker! Grass soil horse )"
 * "他妈的... (Your mother...)"
 * "嘻嘻 (Xixi)"
 * "Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun." -毛泽东
 * "Fleedom? Time for some... Ribelation..."
 * "What is trorr? Yuo of western propaganda fucker, spread anti-Chinaball propaganda on Internet. Chinaball need not of democracy, prus need not throwing banana."

Reddit comics

 * http://i.imgur.com/R5mZCei.png

Links

 * Facebook page

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