User blog:Cynical04TR/Cynical's guide to Shitposting

Most people regard me as one of the best shitposters around. Here is how I do it. First of all, you cannot just "make" shitposts. You have to shit them out, hence the name. To do that you need to switch to a diet of babies, pant, instant ramen noodles and top grade quality memes. Around two weeks after dieting, you will be able to shit pure meme magic. Now, all you have to do is to prepare your memes. Deep frying your memes is a good way to prep them. Throw your memes into hot baby oil and take them out when they get a bright reddish color. Some more advanced techniques include "exploding" and "imploding". After you've done that save your fresh maymays to your computer as .JPEG and post them online.