User:That Bloncherer Jerk

(Take the nationality ones with a grain of salt.)

Information
Rules are just words until they're enforced.
 * I am 14.
 * Perfecto Incognito is a second account of mine. Perfecto is not an alt!
 * I live in China.
 * UTC+8:00
 * More often than not, I take a joke too seriously.
 * I like to believe I am a cynical person.
 * I can be very sarcastic.
 * I have a large interest in Alexander the Great-Roman Empire era military history thanks to Rome: Total War.
 * I like to argue. A lot. Sometimes I join purely to argue and end up being offensive, although if you're not important to me I usually won't care.
 * I like learning HTML.
 * I am a very, very perverted person.
 * I like to use strikethrough to make a joke or pun.
 * I get angry pretty easily, but I don't use caps very often, except for jokes.
 * I don't use emojis very often. I do use them, just not in every other sentence.
 * I really like green.
 * I'm not trying to attention grab with my tab title, I just think it's true.
 * I don't find friend lists worth my time and potentially offending people (and requests to be on my friend list are the worst), so don't expect a friend list. Ever.
 * For emphasis, I use italics over bold which uses an extra apostrophe. Eww.
 * Unless I'm pissed.
 * User:Perfecto Incognito redirects here.
 * Despite being Chinese, I don't hate Japan or America. Or the Philippines. Or whoever China manages to offend or decides offends it.
 * I am terrible at drawing.
 * Except fictional maps, but everyone's good at that.
 * I'm a bit of a perfectionist, and I don't take poorly organized or executed events very well, although I also suck at being organized or executing stuff smoothly. Well, I also don't take that very well too.
 * More than likely someone will post something on my wall criticizing my beliefs now that I've put this here.

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