Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-39133133-20190511030520/@comment-38424373-20190523000858

Servant: Sir! The war is over!

Tekin: Already? Wow, that was quick. Guess I should put those Knock 'Em Dead Bombs in a steel safe for future use.

Servant: Here is today's stock market data sir.

-reads data-

Tekin: Outrageous! A majority of the Ottoman stocks are falling! Only the stocks that rely on the oil, bull fighting, and car racing businesses are still rising thanks to my good economic measures. I'm sure this empire could run on an oil/bull fighting/racing based economy for now. As long as the Constantinople International Speedway doesn't get destroyed or as long as we don't run out of oil and bulls, our economy will be fine.

Servant: If you say so....