User blog comment:ByzantivmBall/How The Tides've Turned/@comment-38730394-20191124022130

Because I have an army of attack kebabs ready to attack at the press of a button. They will flood the earth with their yummy scents and lure everyone into a false sense of security before spearing them from behind. I know you are drooling already, and not even solid bedrock can stop their unsurpassable nose for the hungry and scared.