Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32520482-20170711052038/@comment-30772968-20170716102200

Somali-Abyssinnia wrote: Small1324 wrote: Hmm. Well, I've been keeping to myself this whole time. What time of the season is it?

Since Hawaii has decided to seize control of Wake and Midway Atolls, I will bomb Honolulu, considering that nobody's moved their capital yet.

Radar has not picked up any planes.

Ground troops have moved in one way or another, probably through Canada, so I will bomb the shit out of them using mostly turboprop planes acquired through the self-destruct of Horizon and Virgin airlines.

Now that Horizon and Virgin air are gone, I now have about 286 planes to myself, give or take 30 that are out places.

I will use Bombardier CRJ700s for my planned attack on ground forces moving in from Calfornia, through Canada. (and by proxy, Washington)

Since I must note that the OSA has control of Alaska, I will move my government center to Whittier and expand by carving out the countryside to use materials to build housing and bomb shelters.

I would like to extract supplies from the OSA for a "big building project, intended to house more residents in Whittier."

Then, it's time to fight.

Alaska is a misbehaving territory. The OSA does not have *full* control over Alaska, and we can fight back.

Since the overhauling of Whittier Airport (ICAO-KWJA) I plan to bring most military supplies and vehicles to Whittier (about 70%).

I bring most Trans-Atlantic Planes down from Whittier to fly towards Yukon territory, intending to decimate the Oceanic States of America.

Since none of you guys have specified a capital, I will do insanely more damage by bombing every city with population 5,000 outside of Alaska or more that is within (three conditions) both the range of my planes and outside of Alaska, unless I run out of bombs, in which case I will have all planes fly back and manufacture more explosives. I will be using incendiaries.

If the OSA's government headquarters resides in Spokane or Seattle, bomb that.

If the OSA's government headquarters is in Portland - Bomb that

If the OSA's government is in Sacramento or somewhere in Baja Calfornia, I will send a high-efficiency jet on a separate mission to bring down the capital.

I think it's about time we settle matters into the hands of a country that knows how to rule itself.

We all better pick what our government capital is.

Down with the OSA! Um... I forgot about this. You sound like a fairly masterful strategist. Well... here we go! Begin building fortification and anti-air guns in Oregon and Washington. Ask fake California for help 'cos y'know. I might need it. Send half of our navy to deal with Alaska's island territories. With the other half, defend the coastline and blockade their remaining cities. Enforce martial law in occupied Alaska. My capital in Sacramento is bombed and I express outrage that the Alaskans would want to hurt poor, innocent civilians. Also, why is Alaska so op and have an enormous air force suddenly? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯   Who cares this is a game!

Build large bunkers underneath most large cities. Have my President /Prime minister/ Fuhrer give a speech to the OSA about how these are dark times but we must band together. Tell them that goodness and freedom always win out in the end. Then promptly hide her in a bunker somewhere. I'm not telling you where because you Alaskans are just going to kill her. Start creating war propaganda with more of the freedom and light bulls**t. With citizens dying and lots of Propaganda, citizens are sure to join the defence force. Start pushing the Army into British Columbia to fight you and just when you thought you could bomb us into hell, mobilise the Air Force onto the battlefield and I'm sorry m8 but mine is bigger than yours.

Begin bombing the ever-loving s**t out of Whittinger and build Anti-air defences in all of my major cities. Put the OSA into full war-mode. We're getting serious. Send Hawaii a diplomat suggesting that we should unite if we win this war. With the money that my country generates, buy the resources to fuel this war from Texas. Resupply the troops who made the original push into Alaska with warm clothes, food, ammo and other essential supplies.

The OSA is great

The OSA is strong and most importantly...

The OSA will win this goddamn war.

Also did you know that your National animal is a moose and mine is a bear? Just sayin' ANd MINE IS THE FECKIN ARMADILLO,YOU CAN'T BEAT A ENORMOUS ROLY-POLY!

Texas Help OSA,Texas Good,Texas Sends Shiner to all OSA Troops to keep them warm and Sane.