Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-39133133-20191026004626/@comment-32272607-20191105045337

[The President wakes up in a hangover]

A secretary: uh...Mr. President? While you were partying, Park Chung Hee was shot, Korea is divided north to south and the north declared war on the entire world.

The president: ...ummmk. Obvioushly a dream. Ugh, me head.. let meh rest. plea- [falls asleep]

The secretary: ugh. I’ll tell him when he recovers