Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31401828-20170703092347/@comment-32480792-20170901232729

Me: *sigh* "Russia, srsly... *turns to Russia* how much vodka did you give him?"

Russia: "Er, few sips?"

Me: *Gives Russia the "Really? I don't believe you" look*

Russia: "Few pints...?"

Me: *Still gives the look*

A few seconds of silence.

Russia: "ALRIGHT, CYKA!!! I GIVE CANADA HALF BOTTLE!! (Blyit, boy is good.)

Me: *sighs, rolls eyes* "Washington, give Canada some coffee. It should help."

WA: "Ah, gotcha."

With that, Washington went up to Canada, took out a cup of Starbucks coffee, and pord some down his throat. Sure enough, within seconds, the drunken look cleared up from Canada's eyes.

Canada: "Huh, wha- what just happened? *sees me* GAH!!! *jumps back*"

Me: "Whoa, didn't mean to scare you."

Canada: "Oh, it's only you. Man, what happened? I feel horrible."

USA: "What you're expiriencing, bro, is a hangover. Yup, had it tons of times. Had it after the best night of my life. Then before I knew it, Washington was born..."

WA: "Whoa, dad- too much information."

USA: "No, you really have to hear it some time-"

Me: "USA, please. Just. No."

USA: "Why no- oh right- sorry..."

(ASIANA continues.)