Austriaball

"No kangaroos in Austria."

- Unknown Austrian

"ICH BIN WEDER AUSTRALIEN NOCH LETTLAND!"

- Austria

Austriaball (German: Österreichkugel), officially the Republic of Austriaball (German: Republik Österreichkugel) is a federal republic and a landlocked countryball of over 8.8 million people in Central Europe. He is neighboured by the Czech Republicball and  Germanyball to the north,  Hungaryball and  Slovakiaball to the east,  Sloveniaball and  Italyball to the south, and  Switzerlandball and  Liechtensteinball to the west.

The territory of Austria covers 83,879 square kilometres (32,386 sq mi). Austria's terrain is highly mountainous, lying within the Alps; only 32% of his land is below 500 metres (1,640 ft), and its highest point is 3,798 metres (12,461 ft). Austria is known for having a similar name with Australia, because of this, other countryballs often get confused.

Austria is the brother of Germanyball. He appears in a fair number of comics, especially when dealing with Europe or comics dealing with psychology due to the fact that Austria was the homeland of Sigmund Freud. In the latter, he is known as Dr. Österreich. While he mostly specializes in conducting human psychological experiments or counseling other countryballs, he is a very multipurpose character, being able to fill the role of any medicinal or educational position. In conclusion, he can into very good and smart doctor.

History
Settled in ancient times, the Central European land that is now Austria was occupied in pre-Roman times by various Celtic tribes. After the fall of the Roman Empire the area was invaded by  Bavarians,  Slavs and Avars. Charlemagne conquered the area in AD 788, encouraged colonisation and introduced Christianity.

Early Establishment (1156-1804)
Austria was born as the son of Holy Roman Empireball (Or HRE) in 1156. Austria at the time was known as Duchy of Austriaball. Austriaball loved to pillage and go to war in the name of Holy Roman Empireball. Upon constantly anschlussing into other neighbors he was defeated by the ancestors of his Best Friend, Hungaryball. After such he suffered from multiple personalities after arguing with Holy Roman Empireball. He soon became the Archduchy of Austriaball. After being a Vassal he later changed clothes and became Habsburg Monarchyball in 1804.

Habsburg Monarchy (1804-1867)
Austria under more symptoms of Multiple Personality Disorder renamed himself to Austrian Empireball. (Officially Kaisertum Österreichkugel) Because he kept anschlussing and enslaving many ethnic lands and cultures Austria constantly was fighting himself. Under Austrian Empireball there were many of these different ethnicities were Bohemian, Slovakian, Italian, Slovenian, Croatian, Bosnian, Hungarian, Polish, Serbian, and Romanians. Austriaball was a ladies man at the time, having sexy times into others. Austriaball was once busted in a affair with Mexican Empireball, and  UKball. (No one into care about Mexicoball..) Austriaball eventually became best friends with Kingdom of Hungaryball. Soon Austriaball and Kingdom of Hungaryball fusioned into the Austrian-Hungarian Empireball. After the signing of the Austro-Hungarian Compromise of 1867.

Austria-Hungaryball (1867-1918)
Austria-Hungary was fusioned in 1867 after the treaty was signed. What was unique about the Empire was that he was blind. He held two different voices and languages, Austrian and Hungarian. Austria-Hungary continued to pillage and anschluss into your local ethnicities. He became friends with German Empireball,  Ottoman Empireball (Still dirty Kebab..) ,and the  Kingdom of Bulgariaball. He was also frenemies with Kingdom of Italyball. (YUO SCHEIßE! STUPID TRAITOR!!) Soon the friends (Minus the Scheiße Italy) formed the Mittelmächte. Or, the Central Powers.

World War II
Austriaball was anschlussed into the  Third Reich and had to live with Nazi Germanyball. The Aryanisation of the wealth of Jewish Austrians started immediately in mid-March with a so-called "wild" (i.e. extra-legal) phase, but soon was structured legally and bureaucratically to strip Jewish citizens of any assets they possessed. Nazi Germanyball nicknamed Austriaball "Ostmarkball" until 1942 when he changed his mind and renamed him "Alpen-Donau-Reichsgaueball". Austriaball became neutral in year 1945 but Austriaball was spilt into 4 zones of occuption until 1955. Austriaball remains neutral to this day. WE VANT TO BE LEIK SCHWEIZ OR MOLDAU!

Freind (Friends)

 * [[File:Austria-Hungary-icon.png]] Austria-Hungaryball- Fusion with Hungaryball (Fusion HA!) I wish you will come back soon and make me great again....
 * Reichtangle - He is helping me with my neutrality. I (as [[File:Austria-Hungary-icon.png]] Austria-Hungaryball) allied with him during WW1.
 * [[File:Croatia-icon.png]] Croatiaball - Other Slavic friend
 * [[File:EU-icon.png]] EUball- I am a member of you
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball- Big Bruder
 * [[File:Hungary-icon.png]] Hungaryball - Ich only of fused with dich because dich you be same level with me. If du want we kann restore empire, ANSCHLUSS TSCHECH UND SLOWAKEI, DANN KICK SERBIA'S ASS. Ich mean be rich together. Can I join to the V4?
 * [[File:Liechtenstein-icon.png]] Liechtensteinball - Awwwwww... Ist cute little son... (I COULD JUST ANSCHLUSS YOU! BUT NEIN.Forgive mich, you ist just too cute.) secretly anschluss
 * [[File:Slovenia-icon.png]] Sloveniaball - Slavic daughter in law who wants to be Germanisch
 * Polandball - Happy 100 years old mein kamraden. I toast for your 100 anniversary with rasberry schnapps. (After your drunk. I will secretly pulverise your sister because she is cute) (Anschlusses Poland's sister)
 * [[File:Switzerland-icon.png]] Switzerlandball- He's more of a bruder. He is of nurse and of speak Deutsche.
 * Fuckingball - Village that likes me.
 * Rwandaball - African friend.

Neitral (Frenemies)

 * [[File:Turkey-icon.png]] Turkeyball- How dare you try to invade me! 1683 best day of my life! But as much dat ich hate to say it, yuo helped mich, und mein vater in WW1. Ve could remove Serbia, together but... [[File:Russia-icon.png]] DIESER SCHWEIN!

Feind (Enemies)

 * [[File:Australia-icon.png]] Australiaball- WHY YUO STEALINGS OF NAME ICH AM HUNDRED JAHREN OLD AS DU ARE!!! YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE IN EUROVISION YOU'RE NOT IN EUROPE!!!!! (He's my English brother's son, however.)
 * [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball - GIB SOUTH TYROL BACK, THERE ARE MOSTLY LIVING AUSTRIANS!!! ALSO YUO ARE TRAITOR! F*cking clay thief! pay debts to germany
 * [[File:Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png]] Kingdom of Prussiaball- Worst nightmare,REMOVE!
 * [[File:Latvia-icon.png]] Latviaball- STUPID FLAG STEALER!!! I WILL TERMINATE YUO!!! NO POTATOS FOR YUO DA HAHAHA!!!!!!!! I HAVE ALL YA POTATOES NOW!
 * [[File:Lebanon-icon.png]] Lebanonball- Another Flag Stealer with a Christmas tree on it that speaks flippin french and arabic

States
Austria is divided into nine states, which he likes to call his Bundesländer, or, in Austrian German, Bundäsläinda. The states are divided into districts. Currently, there are 94 districts, 79 districts headed by district commissions and 15 statutory cities in Austria.

List of the States

 * Burgenlandball - Austria's youngest and easternmost state. Don't call him Burgerland.
 * Carinthiaball - Slovenian potato lover. The southernmost state. He is not of Slovenian or Italian despite his trilingual townsigns.
 * Lower Austriaball - The northernmost state, even if his name says the opposite.
 * Salzburgball - The Bavarian state where Mozart was from. His wings are there because of Red Bull, not visitors from Chernobyl.
 * Styriaball - Home of Rumpti Bumpti The state half of Slovenia belonged to once. He loves pumpkins, hats and folk music.
 * Tyrolball - True folk music lover; he created Konis Hupen, Scheiwidei, his own patriotic song and many others and his skibus got entirely destroyed by Didier Cuche.
 * Upper Austriaball - He is more southern than Lower Austriaball, which proves his name wrong. He likes to play the harmonica and has got a village called Fucking. Also, Hitler was born there.
 * Viennaball - The capital and smallest state of Austria. Man bringe den Spritzwein.
 * Vorarlbergball - The westernmost Swiss Austrian state. He is the second smallest state and the only Alemannic German speaking one.
 * South Tyrolball - Not a state but soon but he's Austriaball's son living in Italyballs clay. Someday, he will join Austria when Italyball's not looking.

Accomplishments

 * Explaining why Poland cannot into space as Dr. Österreich, (/r/polandball: "Doctor Austria's Polish Physics", October 22nd, 2014.)
 * Being the only country afraid of Jews who resorts to gassing them instead of giving into their demands
 * Neutrality on a level very close to that of Switzerland
 * Being the primary cause of Germany's madness
 * Being a complete failure as a doctor most of the time
 * Is in an Relationship with Germany since 1800
 * Causing Nazism to happen
 * Being an inspiration for CSA's flag

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