User:BaconWobbufet

BaconWobbuffet is user born on November 24th in the past.

Autobiography
10:32 PM EST. Or 2200 O' Clock. it was a stormy night but then the lord said "LET THERE BE LIGHT" and I was born I was the sexiest baby out there, So sexy in fact I was in every movie made.

Daycare
Its not important.

Kindergarten
I was the only black kid in my class nobody cared though because we were like 5. There was one kid who defied my sheer awesomeness so one day he threw I crayon at me. I WAS PISSED BUT AT NAP TIME NO LESS. So with my "Pearly White Chompers" and bit that snot nosed brat finger. After that day he had a new found respect for me and never messed with me again. {Note: This is true. Also yes I am very sexy.) :)

Years Later
One day I was chilling and the Lord said to me "You must fix the scum off this land" and I said "But My Lord I'm not strong enough" and the Lord said "Use what you may not have in strength use in your kindness you are the Second Coming." So i preached on the streets healed the sick. (Also there was the jerk in Roblox who I tried to help.) One day the atheist heard of my sheer awesomeness and were furious so they sent a two face in disguise to try to TAKE ME DOWN! Over long journeys across the world I found many disciples. 13 In fact! So One day the two face ratted me out to the European Union. Then I was sacrificed to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I am alive again. ( still very sexy. ) And Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night! :)

Now
I'm still epic and awesome also I have 50 contributions.

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