Greeceball

"Hence we will not say that the Greeks fought like Heroes but that Heroes fight like Greeks"

- Winston Churchill



"ΕΛΕΥΘΕΡΙΑ Η ΘΆΝΑΤΟΣ (Freedom or Death)"

- Greek Motto

Greeceball, officially known as Hellenic Republicball and historically known as Hellasball is a Poor country and Parliamentary democratic republic located in South-Eastern Europe. His clay is divided into 13 regions and 1 Autonomous state, as well as his capital Athensball.

The economical crisis recently is giving Greeceball a hard time though because of stupid politicians. And dirty Nazis taking more than they give!

Personality
He always misses his days of glory as the beating heart of Civilization and invented everything modern world from philosophy to democracy to science. Yet he also loves his friends and his allies.

Greeceball will always protect his friends and religion from evil(!), Nazi and his beautiful islands from the kebab. Greeceball is also very hospitable and can cook good eatings made out of kebab.

History
In ancient times, Greeceball was a heaven for philosophers, mathematicians, and other amazing accomplishments like the sculpting and architecture. He also invented the Olympics, democracy, and the Greek language. Famous Spartaball came from Greeceball too and kick many  Persian ass. Greece was eventually conquered by SPQRball, never to return to its former glory.

He then became Byzantineball and ruled happily until  Ottomanball took over and destroyed my Empire in 1453. But after 500 years of kebab rule he organised a revolution to take out Kebab and become Greeceball again! He still does not like that filthy kebab.

In 1940, Italyball decided to try and steal some of Greeceball's clay. This resulted in the Greco-Italian War in which Greece kicked Italyball's meatballs so hard that  Nazi Germanyball had to intervene. Despite fighting hard, Greeceball and its western allies, leading to the joint occupation of Greece between Nazi Germanyball,  Bulgariaball and  Italyball. Greeceball was freed in 1944 when the allies removed the axis powers from its clay. Then there was a civil war of commies vs CAPITALISTS, commies lose.

Afterward in 1974, the KEBAB TAKE THE 30% OF CYPRUS FROM ME!!! that was so unfair since Cyprus is of GREECE not KEBAB. But I can say that it was the weak Greek Cypriot army that lose by the Kebab in all the battles, my army take place only in 5 battles who i win easily! and thanks to those battles, i save the rest 60% of my brother!

Greeceball later joined the UNball and  EUball and payed off most of his debts. Greece also is a part of the alliance in NATOball.

Friends

 * [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball - Best friend! Remove Kebab! We are both Orthodox Christian, hate Turkeyball and doesn't recognize Kosovoball. But I'm the stronger remover!
 * [[File:Armenia-icon.png]] Armeniaball - Second best friend! Don't worry we will get our revenge on Turkeyball!
 * [[File:Romania-icon.png]] Romaniaball - Orthodox brothers stronk! Remove Nazi! I like Mamaliga. Our ancestors were friends too! And he also hate Gypsies.
 * [[File:Cyprus-icon.png]] Cyprusball - Sibling. Hope to reunite sometime soon.
 * [[File:Byzantine-icon.png]] Byzantineball - (Italian or Greek?) Father
 * [[File:SPQR-icon.png]] SPQRball - Grandparent
 * [[File:Ancient Greece-icon.png]] Ancient Greeceball - Great Grandparent!
 * [[File:Sparta-icon.png]] Spartaball - Very stronk Grandparent! Can into removing kebab back then! I lub you very much.
 * [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball - Both have Rich history! Great civilization brothers. Lets take monies from Germanyball! But he attacked me in 1940.
 * [[File:Egypt-icon.png]] Egyptball - Both have rich history and they are Coptic Bro! BUT ALEXANDRIA IS MINE!!!
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball - Both remove kebab especially Turkey! And we are both Orthodox! Allies 4ever! Wait, maybe I should leave NATOball & EUball. Can into more monies with Russia.
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - Only clay that has more debt than me. Pretty cool guy.
 * Japanball - I love Kawaii! He hate kebab too. Both have rich history.
 * Iraqball - Good friend that likes me. Both have rich history. You are good unlike Turk kebab.

Neutral

 * [[File:Bulgaria-icon.png]] Bulgariaball - We are both kebab removers and Orthodox Christian. But my yogurt is better. Friendly rival. Fear Basil
 * [[File:EU-icon.png]] EUball - Thanks for letting me in, BUT GIB ME MONEY!! PLEASE!!!!
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball - ΔΕΝ ΠΛΗΡΩΝΟΥΜΕ ΧΡΕΩΣΗ!!!! GREECE IS STRONK!!!!!! and Gib me monies pl0x you give money and I will not pay debts. But he enjoys my ancient stuff.
 * [[File:Israel-icon.png]] Israelcube - Liked the way he removed those Turkish Kebabs in 2010, also gibs me gas and weapons. Though I wish he would give the Palestineans more rights (some Palestinians are Orthodox Christians), also recognise Armenian Genocide plox
 * [[File:Uruguay-icon.png]] Uruguayball - Flag and motto stealer, but i like him because he was first to recognize armenian genocide.
 * [[File:Turkey-icon.png]] Turkeyball - We enjoy each other's cultures and food. But he needs to just stop crying about his long lost Ottoman Empire because he is never going to get it back. Constantinople and Smyrna are territories I intend on taking back!!! Also don't try to touch my islands!!! We are slowly increasing relations though, as we're both in NATO. BUT REUNIFY MY BROTHER! You can also take your shitty excuse for a President (Recep Tayip Erdogan) and shove your Janissary like army up your ass.
 * [[File:Macedonia-icon.png]] North Macedoniaball- He's now accepting the name change. He changed his name to The Republic of North Macedonia. Thank you for changing your name. He once stole stole some of my culture and my northern regions name. But he gived them back, as well as changing his Airport, Streets and Statues names. Sorry to be cruel to you, now I understand that Macedonia is not only Greece. Mine is "Greek Macedonia"

Enemies

 * Turkmenistanball- Cause of his ancestor. He tried to crush my  great Byzantine.
 * [[File:Albania-icon.png]] Albaniaball - North Eprius is mine yuo filthy little Kebab. Kosovo is Serbian! Yuo are poor like me except I am your largest investor and main trading partner. Don't make me pull the trade plug!
 * [[File:Northern Cyprus-icon.png]] Northern Cyprusball - Fake ηλίθια Cyprus! You are a synth! You are just a puppet of Kebab!
 * [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISISball - You have entered a fight you will not win. FEAR THE CROSS!! FEAR ORTHODOXY!
 * North Koreaball - Don't you even TRY nuking us Kim Jong Fatty.
 * [[File:Ottoman-icon.png]] Ottomanball - GET DUNKED ON!!!! HA!!!!!!!!!
 * [[File:Azerbaijan-icon.png]] Azerbaijanball - Turkey's puppet. He bullies Armenia and does not recognise the Armenian Genocide.
 * [[File:Gypsy-icon.png]] Gypsyball -  Do I even have to explain this one?
 * [[File:Kosovo-icon.png]] Kosovoball - J-j-j-j-j-j-j-just go back to Serbia.

Family

 * [[File:Ancient Greece-icon.png]] Ancient Greeceball - Great Grandfather
 * SPQRball - Grandfather
 * Macedonball - Stronk Persian removing Grand uncle!
 * [[File:Sparta-icon.png]] Spartaball - Stronk and remover Grand uncle!
 * Byzantineball - Father
 * Western Roman Empireball - Uncle
 * [[File:Cyprus-icon.png]] Cyprusball - Brother
 * [[File:Akrotiri and Dhekelia-icon.png]] Akrotiriball - Nephew
 * Franceball - Cousin
 * Germanyball - Cousin
 * Andorraball - Nephew
 * Belgiumball - Nephew
 * EUball - Nephew
 * Luxembourgball - Nephew
 * Monacoball - Nephew
 * Italyball - Cousin
 * Portugalball - Cousin
 * Romaniaball - Cousin
 * San Marinoball - Cousin
 * Spainball - Cousin
 * Vatican Cityball - Cousin
 * [[File:Macedonia-icon (Greece).png]] Macedoniaball - Cousin
 * Mount Athosball - Son
 * [[File:Macedonia-icon (Greece).png]] Macedoniaball - Son

Quotes

 * "Aera! (Αέρα!)"
 * "Opa (Όπα)!"
 * "Remove kebab! (Αφαιρέστε το κεμπάπ!)"
 * "Germany, yuo of so Nazi (Γερμανία είσαι τόσο Ναζί)!!!"
 * "NOT MACEDONIA IT'S SKOPJE."
 * "oxi (Όχι)"
 * "Η Ελλάδα ποτέ δεν πεθαίνει"
 * ΕΛΕΥΘΕΡΊΑ Η ΘΆΝΑΤΟΣ ( Freedom or Death)

Links

 * Facebook page
 * instagram page

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