Scotlandball

"You may take our lives but you will never take our FREEDOM"_William Wallace

Scotlandball is a ball located north of Englandball, He, along with  Englandball,  Walesball and  Northern Irelandball are part of  UKball. He is the land of bagpipes, haggis, ships and Braveheart. As of September 2014, he cannot into independence (I LIVE AGAIN!!) though he can into being good uncle to evil brother's children. With UKball leaving EUball he is starting to think about independence again and the UK has passed a recent bill allowing Scotland to have another referendum. This seams to imply that he does not know that EUball doesn't want him without the rest of UK. He also taught USAball about FREEDOM! and building huge walls

History

 * Repeated glaciations
 * First known permanent houses on Scottish soil around 9,500 years ago
 * Mists of time
 * Celtballs (Pictballs) and blue paint
 * A missing SPQRball legion and as a result a very large wall
 * Pictballs organise and call themselves Dal Raita
 * Irishball (also descendants of the Celtballs) arrive and join the Pictballs
 * Lots of standing stones and sniffing mushrooms
 * Albaball takes over,
 * Vikingballs attack the coastline, lots of fighting by hotheads
 * Englandball (descendant of Germanicball) asked to help arbitrate a empty throne and then steals it
 * Scotball and Franceball stir the muck!
 * Scotball takes over English crown, och aye!
 * A lot of rain,
 * Scotball tries to develop some colonies in North America and bankrupts itself!
 * Englishball steals Scotball independence by buying its debt. No!!!!!!
 * Rebels against Englishball and fails
 * Build ships that sometimes dinna sink
 * Rebels against Englishball and fails again.

Relationships
Friends Enemies
 * Irelandball-Best friend.We are both Celtic brothers and hate UK for oppressing us.
 * Walesball-Celtic brothers and also hate UK and England.But he likes sheep to much.
 * Franceball-Former rival of UK so I liek her.But now she kinda likes UK so........
 * Argentinaball-Another anti UK countryball.
 * Serbiaball-Named one of his streets after my nurse.
 * EUball-Can I come back blad? The bloddy U.K. is helding me back, that so-called "sophiscated" cunt!
 * UKball-Worst enemy.GIB ME MY INDEPENDENCE!!!EU BEST UNION YOU ARE WORST!!!!BRAVEHEART BEST MOVIE!!!!!
 * Englandball-The one that stops my independence.

Typical Scottish Greetings

 * ah ya bastart - Ouch, you bastard!
 * bawbag - scrotum, pejorative (That guy's a bawbag)
 * hoot - what "hoot are you talkin aboot"
 * numpty - an endearing term/lovable idiot. Shows friendly banter ("Och your a right numpty")
 * Scunner one who pisses ye aff, also used when hurt yourself (oh ye scunner that hurt)

Comics
Escociaball Scotlandball