Chechnyaball

Chechnyaball (Cyrillic Нохчийчоьбуьрк Latin Noxçiyçöburk) is a Kebab ball that really does not like Vodka and wishes to be independent. He has of been fighting all his life against many big invaders. He is freindly to his neighbours, which he calls brothers, Ingushetiaball,  Dagestanball, and  Georgiaball. But he of hatings is own Russiaball due to his history with him. He is also one of the strongest Kebabs that makes it hard to Kebab removers to remove him, sometimes he removes them, also for Serbiaball.

History
Much of his history is not known, no one of knowings from where he cames, but is known that he has been in his land ever since 8.000 B.C.

Chechnyaball of beat up the Mongols two times and beat the Timurids as well. He has fought against many Tatars his life and always been fighting against the other Caucasians. But this all changed when Great Vodka came. When Vodka came Chechnyaball of beatings their ass near Chechen-Aul where he got his Russian name from. From this moment on he has of been in war with Vodka.

After a while Vodka decided to conquer Chechnyaball and rest of Caucasusballs! He lead a valiant defence with his North Caucasian brothers and fought against Vodka for over a 100 year war! He was eventually out manned after his so-called bro Dagestanball surrenderings.

In the horrible year of 1944 he and his brother Ingushetiaball to deported to Kazakhstan by the Great Soviet Vodka. He had to endure death of many many relatives and the shame of being sent away from his fatherland. In 1953 he was allowed trip home and at once went back.

After this he has of hatings Vodka even more!

After the Great Soviet Vodka was of destroyedings itself and became normal Vodka, Chechnyaball was of brave and decided to declarings independence! This lead to what is called the First Chechen War in this war he of humiliate Vodka and sent his ass back to his cold bad land. Being so angry Vodka decided to again attack Chechnyaball! This time he was more lucky and managed to win, but at very big losses.

To this day some are fighting against big Vodka, but most just want peace...

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