User blog:Cilindar/The Legend of The Cynical Turk

Legend has it that there was once a farmer in Pisstanbul and his name was named Alexander.One day he was walking by the woods anutil he saw something strange.

That Strange thing looked cynical and it was frozen in ice.Alexander got so frightened that he ran back fast only to realise that the ice was cracking and suddendly he came.

They called him The Cynical Turk or the Mega Turk and he started to spread fear all over pisstanbul because Cynical would take their babies and eating them.

One day in pisstanbul a Cyber war started.The Greeks started to shitpost everywhere and pisstanbul was known for having no computers so they were screwed.But Cynical was actually a master at shitposting and stole one of the greeks computers and used it to send horrible and cringey blogs and comments.

He raided 500 cyber bases with shitposts online as the legend goes and the people of pisstanbul endured him for helping their city from shitty greek hate comments.

But one day Cynical ate to many babies and the villagers got mad so they kicked him out by sending him extra shittier comments which they learnt from Cynicals ways.

Cynical was never found again,some say he roams the woods and shitposts there all to himself.Others say that he found a wiki and started to shitpost again.

This legend is a mystery and it shall never be solved

This image is from a interview they done with him and is the only known photo that includes cynical the Master Shitposter.