Vietnamball

"Wanta into mess with me? So come here, and you be going down!"

- Vietnam

"I kicked Mantou's, Mongols',  Baguette's,  Burger's and your ass ( also Đu càng's )"

- Vietnam

"Nothing is more precious than independence and liberty."

- Ho Chi Minh

"/// con chó nói ngọng"

- Richoi

Vietnamball, officially the Greater Nguyenreich  Socialist Republic of Vietnamball (SRVball; Vietnamese: Bóng "Cộng hòa Xã hội chủ nghĩa Việt Nam and also, as short as possible, Bóng Việt Nam"), is the easternmost countryball on the Indochina Peninsula in Southeast Asia. With an estimated 95.261.021 inhabitants as of 2016, it is the world's 14th-most-populous countryball, and the 9th-most-populous Asian countryball. Vietnam is neighbored by  Chinaball to the north, Laosball to the north-west,  Cambodiaball to the south-west,  Malaysiaball across the South China Sea to the south-east, and  Philippinesball to the east. Its capital city has been Hanoiball since the reunification of  North and  South Vietnamball in 1975.

Vietnamball is one of the world's five remaining one-party socialist states officially espousing communism. It is also notable for being one of the most atheist states around.

Vietnamball believes he has noble blood in his veins, by the mother Âu Cơ, a fairy and the father Lạc Long Quân, a Dragon lord, make him stronk than all countryballs who dare fight him!

And can into complicated words.

Also, Vietnamball once drew attention of the world for its victory over Franceball at Dien Bien Phu 1954, which encouraged the revolution of 17 African colonies of France and became a "big meme source" by force US must "leave his own war"

History
The history of Vietnamball can be traced back to around 4000 years. He was then part of Imperial Chinaball for over a millennium, from 111 BC to AD 939. An independent Vietnamese state was formed in 939. Successive Vietnamese royal dynasties flourished as the nation expanded geographically and politically into Southeast Asia, until the Indochina Peninsula was colonized by Franceball in the mid-19th century. When colonized by Franceball, they installed the Latin script into the Vietnamese language, replacing the Chinese characters formerly used. Following a Japanese occupation in the 1940s, the Vietnamese fought French rule in the First Indochina War, eventually expelling Franceball in 1954. Thereafter, Vietnam was divided politically into two rival states, North and  South Vietnamballs. Conflict between the two sides intensified in what is known as the Vietnam War. The war ended with a North Vietnamese victory in 1975.

During the Vietnam War, Vietnamball and Khmer Rougeball communists had formed an alliance to fight  U.S. (and his alliances) backed regimes in their respective countries. Despite their open display of cooperation with Vietnamball, the  Khmer Rougeball feared that the Vietnamese communists were scheming to form an Indochinese federation with Vietnam as the dominant force in the region. Then, in May 1975, the newly formed Democratic Kampucheaball, dominated by the Khmer Rougeball, began waging a war against the unified communist Vietnamball.

Vietnamball, unified under a communist government remained impoverished and politically isolated. In 1986, the government initiated a series of economic and political reforms which began Vietnam's path towards integration into the world economy. In 1995, he restored relations and currently lifted the embargo with former enemy, USAball. Since 2000, Vietnam's economic growth rate has been among the highest in the world.

Friends/Bạn bè

 * [[File:Soviet-icon.png]] Sovietball - Op COMRADE! Vietnam BFF. I miss him very much.
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball - Son of Soviet, friend op Vietnam. He gib me weapons. Amongs of them are AKs!
 * [[File:Czech-icon.png]] Czechiaball - most Vietnam people selling items is Czechia so we are best business friend
 * [[File:Cuba-icon.png]] Cubaball - Also OP COMRADE Another Vietnam BFF. Why this guy is not my neighbour instead?
 * [[File:Laos-icon.png]] Laosball - Is my puppet best friend! But he cannot into SEA.
 * [[File:Israel-icon.png]] Israelcube - Gibes shiny new weapons such as TAR-21 & Galil ACE!
 * [[File:Brunei-icon.png]] Bruneiball - A randomrich dude with oil. Share spratly!
 * [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesiaball - My good kebab friend but luwak coffee is off made actual poop BUT IS OF TASTE GOOD. Viet coffee is of best coffee. GIB RAID MOVIES
 * [[File:Mongolia-icon.png]] Mongoliaball - He of alright but I is stronker then him
 * [[File:Singapore-icon.png]] Tringapore - Good friend and co-worker in ASEAN
 * [[File:Finland-icon.png]] Finlandball - Thanks for bring Nokia.  WILL REMOVE FOR REMOVING SOVIET. 
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball: He is really kind and friendly. Has more manners than burger too!
 * [[File:South Korea-icon.png]] South Koreaball: Land of Kpop, Samsung, plastic surgency & some stupid Hallyu shit... Ehh, I mean gib investment, plox! But remember what you did to me during the Vietnam War!
 * [[File:India-icon.png]] Indiaball: CURRY STRONK! And also remove Mantou, is of hate Chinaball!  GIB KAMA SUTRA 
 * [[File:VC-icon.png]] Viet Congball: Hello, best brother, and is of south!
 * [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball: She was going to colonized me until I remove her off my territory in 1954. Now become good friend... BUT NOT OF GOOD MOTHER but thanks for teach me how to make Baguette.
 * [[File:Philippines-icon.png]] Philippinesball: I am not marry yuo, YUO IS OP MANTOU FAN! But we can, if you can into gieb Paracel Islands.
 * Palestineball: Free Palestine! We know [[File:Israel-icon.png]]  Israelcube is our friend but he is oppressing yuo! (Just like what we suffered before)
 * [[File:Brazil-icon.png]] Brazilball - Likes Hue, BUT PAY COPYRIGHT!
 * Turkeyball -Thanks for kebab, it's pretty tasty. Flexible for school
 * Cali - Best U.S. State.  A province of Vietnam XD
 * East Germany - OP ĐỒNG CHÍ. Thanks for fighting for my independence and equipment

Neutral/Trung lập

 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball: Frenemy. Use to bomb and burn my clay but I tired him out in it. I won the war against him by making the war as long as possible in the same way that he won his war of independence against the UKball hahahahaha this is ironic. We became friends in 1995 and have better relationship since then because he gib me business, trade, and new weapons to fight that Mantou on the north. But please apologize and give reparations! And keep on giving me weapons. Still own 3 billions dollars. BUT WHY DARE YOU RAISE THESE ANTI-COMMUNISTS!!!! AND REMOVE THAT ASSHOLE DAN HAUER .ANYWAYS YOU WERE  WELCOME TO THE HELL!!! I MEAN RİCE FİELDS  MOTHER FUCKA! 
 * [[File:Thailand-icon.png]] Thailandball: Ewww, shemale. Good place to travel to and good at football.  FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP STEALER, NAO AM OP BETTER THAN YUO HAHAHA! 
 * [[File:North Korea-icon.png]] North Koreaball: Good ĐỒNG CHÍ (and mysterious) friend... WHY YUO OP RUINING MY FRIENDSHIP WITH MALAYSIA!! AND STOP TRYING TO FUCK THE WORLD UP!!
 * [[File:Japan-icon.png]] Japanball - A bit too much Bad material, but good anime, JAV, monies and Motorcycles, a lot and gibe me more Motorcycles like Yamaha or Kawasaki plox. (also remove Mantou team!)
 * [[File:Taiwan-icon.png]] Taiwanball: Give work, plox.  CHINA . BUT WILL REMOVE FOR DUMPING IN VIETNAMESE SEA! 
 * [[File:Malaysia-icon.png]] Malaysiaball - Took away 2 football championship title, why? Share spratly! Good friends though
 * [[File:Morocco-icon.png]] Moroccoball: FLAG STEALER  ! But I have golden star and red background. Almost forgot that yuo switched side to help us fight for independence from [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball. Really appreciate it.

Enemies/Kẻ thù

 * [[File:Cambodia-icon.png]] Cambodiaball: Y not become my bro?  FAK YUO! MANTOU COCK SUCKER! I SHOULDN'T SAVE YUO FACKING TRAITOR IN 1979!!! MUST ANSCHLUSS YUO WITH THAIGAY LIKE IN 19TH CENTURY!!! 
 * [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball: SÚC VẬT TÀU KHỰA  Is used to of friends with us, but not anymore, not after Vietnam War. Have been anschluss Vietnam for many time, still, got kick out by Vietnam, Vietnam stronk, Vietnam peaceful, why yuo do this!?!? they did helped us during Vietnam war... But still, gib Spratly and Paracel! Amongs their most disgusting tricks were concluding that Paracel Islands & Spratly Islands are their only & claiming of Nine-dash lines! Of course, they failed! ALSO YOU FUCKİNG DOG EATİNG FAKE COMMUNİST ,DİCTATOR ;İNCİVİLİZED PİECE OF SHİTE HOW DARE YOU TRY TO İNVADE CAMBODİA,KHMER ROUGE HOW DARE YOU TRY TO İNVADE MAH BORDAR   ? 17 Feb 1979 – 16 March 1979 Best days of my life! Vietnam stronk,İndependent and can into capital... I mean space ,and free Xinjiang UYGHURS,FREE EAST TURKESTAN,FREE TİBET FROM CHİNESE AGRESSORS! YOUR SO MİGHTY PENİS LİBERATİON  ARMY FAİLED AGAİNS VİETCONG WHİCHE WERE JUST RİCE FARMERS  İN SİNO VİETNAMESE WAR YOU CAN'T FACE WİTH ME YOU FACELESS SON OF A BİTCH! .TAİWAAA- I MEAN VİETNAAAAM NUMBAH ONE(1)! 
 * [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISISball -REMOVE EVIL KEBAB!!! PREPARE TO BE KICKED ON BUTT IF TRYING TO INVADE VIETNAM!!!
 * [[File:South Vietnam-icon.png]] South Vietnamball -  'ĐỊT CON MẸ SÚC VẬT HỌC BA SỌC! BÚ L*N MẼO! MÀY CHẾT CON M* MÀY RỒI LỢN Ạ! SÚC VẬT ĐU CÀNG, LŨ LỢN PHẢN QUÓC! NGỒI DẤY Ở BẮC CALI MÀ SỦA NHĂNG!!!! AHAHAH 30/4/1975 BEST DAY OF BỐ MÀY'S LIFE'  (don't try to translate bois) YUO IS OF FAKE!!! YUO STAY OF DEAD!!! SAIGON IS NOW HO CHI MINH CITY!!! GET OUT OF BURGER SO I CAN REMOVE OF YUO!!! REAL VIETNAM STRONK!!! I CAN INTO WINNING!!! 1975 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!! LITTLE SAIGON CLAY WILL BE LITTLE HO CHI MINH CITY!!! but I sorry for hue massacre( wait what even is Hue massacre, it really exist? well it's American killing innocent people again, look like), IS BRAZIL FAULT!!
 * [[File:Democratic Kampuchea-icon.png]] Democratic Kampucheaball - Murderous Psychopath, doesn't deserve anything and that why I became his enemy in 1978 and that I overthrown him in 1979

Family

 * Franceball - Adoptive Mother
 * French Indochinaball - My Younger self
 * Chinaball - Adoptive Half Brother
 * Viet Congball - Son/Brother
 * Laosball - Half Brother/Cousin
 * Californiaball - Half Brother
 * Cambodiaball - Worst Brother
 * ASEANball - Nephew
 * Thailandball - Cousin
 * Malaysiaball - Cousin
 * Indonesiaball - Cousin
 * Tringapore - Cousin
 * Philippinesball - Cousin
 * Bruneiball - Cousin
 * Madagascarball - Cousin
 * East Timorball - Cousin
 * Papua New Guineaball - Cousin
 * Taiwanball - Cousin
 * New Zealandball - Cousin
 * Surinameball - Cousin
 * Fijiball - Cousin
 * Hawaiiball - Cousin
 * Palauball - Cousin
 * Samoaball - Cousin

How to draw
Drawing Vietnamball is very easy:
 * 1) Colour the basic circle shape red
 * 2) Draw a yellow five-pointed star in the middle
 * 3) Draw the slanted eyes and you have finished.

Quotes

 * "Hue is mine! Not Brazil's!"
 * "Vietnam Stronk! I can into winning war! Now can gib investment."
 * "I kicked Mongol Empire, France, Murica, China, Khmer Rouge & your ass"
 * "I have 20 billion dongs baby!"
 * "Đ*t mẹ mày" (Don't say this in public)
 * "All I do is Nguyen Nguyen no matter what!"
 * "Nam! Get the AK"!
 * "Cô là ai!?? Cháu không biết!! CÔ ĐI RA ĐI!!!!" (traslation: Who are yuo??? I dunno know you!! BEGONE THOT!!!)
 * "Almost Anarchy, here is the link.
 * "Cali is the best U.S. State"
 * "con cặc" (traslation: bitch)

Links

 * Facebook page

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