Belarusball

"My vyjdziem ščylnym*hic* radam*hic* Na voln*hic* rodn*hic* svoj pras-OW!"

- Belarus when getting demcrathiccups

Belarusball or Byelorussiaball or Superior Bulba empire is a puppet state of Russiaball believed to be the vodka puppet countryball in Eastern Europe (and probably is). He/She is strange and nobody knows her really, except Russiaball and deceased Second Polish Republicball. He/She really loved the time of the USSR. He/She originated from years of rape by Soviet Unionball against his/her mother,  Lithuaniaball.

The female version of Belarus deeply loves Russiaball, even though Russia has abused her in the past, and has a platonic passion for him. Russiaball is her only friend, although she wants to join the Potato-Loving Club of Irelandball and Latviaball. The enemies of Russiaball are also the enemies of Belarusball. She doesn't like the fact that Russiaball gives more attention to her sister,  Ukraineball, than to her, since he wants Crimeaball. Her love to Russiaball gives Belarusball a crazy personality to others. To get a sense, some countryballs suspect that Belarus wants to marry her brother. Of course Russiaball is aware of it.

Many countries annoy him/her. Even Polandball loves to annoy him/her. His/her loneliness makes his/her really depressed. And sometimes, her yandere may appears to threatens anyone who throw a shade on her or Russia. XAXAXAXAXA!!

He/She sometimes has a third eye because of radioactivity. Which is reason he/she hates Ukraineball.

They also cannot into sea.

Friends/Cябры

 * Ukraineball (How do you make icons small?) - we speak pretty much same language and same culturesUkraine-icon (soldier).png
 * [[File:Soviet-icon.png]] Adoptive Daddy! - I want you to return...
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Brother - Love of my life...I mean, best friend! I hope you don't get nuked! (but on other times) HATE OF MY LIFE AND BY THAT I MEAN WORST ENEMY!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU GET NUKED AND YOUR PUPPETS like me GET NUKED(sometimes)
 * [[File:Kazakhstan-icon.png]] Kazakhbrick - Good Asian friend
 * [[File:Lithuania-icon.png]] Lithuaniaball - Mommy, he is OK. He claims Minsk is Lithuanian and he hates the love ... my friend Russiaball. But luckily she also into hatings Pierogi.
 * [[File:Eurasian Union-icon.png]] Anti-West Union - I am member. Lets of kill EUball and NATOball together, AND RESTORE THE USSR 
 * [[File:Latvia-icon.png]] Latviaball- EU comrade, we are potato. Unfortunately she also hates the love of my ... I mean my fakefriend Russiaball.
 * [[File:Iran-icon.png]] Iranball - The best and true Friend of Middle East. He gibs Oil and I give him Weapons. Thank you for being Friendly to me and Russia!
 * [[File:Ireland-icon.png]] Irelandball-He is also my potato brother, though EUball does not let me talk with him very much
 * Idahoball- Pindosiyaball's state. Wait, did he had potatoes? Yes there is potatoes!

Neutral/Hейтральны

 * [[File:Poland-icon.png]] Pierogi - My older brother, still angers me when he yells "Minsk and Grodno Polish", but when I am angry at Russiaball I want to be with him again! Greater Poland best friend ever!
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - At least Idaho in potato! Others are North Dakota and Wisconsin! I'm still angry at NATO! I'll give you a spot on Neutral section!
 * Chechnyaball - He is the complete opposite of me

Enemies/Bорагі

 * [[File:EU-icon.png]] EUball - Me and rest of Eurasian union will kill you.
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germanyball - Die Nazi