Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-39133133-20191029023048/@comment-38730394-20191101015110

Belarusball1 wrote: (response not a turn) In response to Arab nationalist groups, our Arabian special ops start arresting members of these groups and in the spirit of Halloween, send them to a haunted house. They will walk past many scary volunteers dressed as monsters and get scared all the way. At the end of the haunted house, some Ottoman troops wearing werewolf costumes will jump out of nowhere and kill the Arab nationalists with their guns. Of course the special ops tried calming them down peacefully first but the Arab nationalists refused to calm down so yeah... And I thought MY haunted house was dark. I captured Serb children and forced them to walk through the gulags where I was torturing Serbs who were causing trouble in Republic Srpska. Then I dropped them down an empty elevator shaft into a pit of cotton candy. Then the cotton candy mixer turned on. If they survived that, they were thrown off the roof in front of a Kosovo rebel firing squad.

Oh, the Bosniak children? They all got king-size Hershey's chocolate bars.