User:Poland-Minnesotaball

Hello and welcome to profile!
Hello! I am Poland-Minnesotaball, I can into Tater-Tots and Plumbing! (And Reddit)

Friends:

 * My Computer - The love of my life, the most wonderful woman I have ever met. You couldn't seperate me from her even if I was cut in half. I will always love you, honey.


 * The Sun - Almost love it as much as my computer, the winters here are cold as hell, so it's a beauty to find him rising up in the morning, greeting me with a heart warming smile, literally.


 * This Wikia - I've always been a sucker for history, it has always been my favorite subject in school. So to stumble across this wikia when at the time, only just figuring out what countryballs were, was amazing. This wikia is amazing, it even managed to teach me things about countries that I had no idea about. Along with teaching me about countries I didn't even know existed. The mods here are funny and awesome, Everything about this wikia is amazing. I would go on a date with it if I wasn't already with my computer.

Enemies:

 * Snow - Wait what- Oh, it's you. Listen here, I'm tired of you screwing up my state and giving it a bad name. My state would've been perfect without you barging in and raining on my parade. You've caused nothing but trouble, with temperatures reaching below zero in january, with a record high of -48 degrees in the Twin Cities. And don't forget what you did in 1888 and in halloween on 1991, you've caused death, panic, and dissapointment. Just stay in December, that's the only time people actually want you there, not all the way into March. Now get out of my face, snow.