Talk:SPQRball/@comment-31862817-20180327014429

SPQR, Macedonian Empire, Mongols Empire and Hang Dynasty are having a debate about who was the best empire.

Mongols:I had the biggest empire in the world, by contiguous area!I can into turkey, polen and China!

China:But can't into dipshit.

Japan:Can you call us something other than dipshit?

China:fuk yuo

Japan: okay

Macedonia:I can into Persia!

Rome:But can't into India because your troops were rebellious

China:I had silk

Rome:But you broke later and before you made your dumb silk

Mongols:I invaded good part of Russia

Rome: but broke years after death of it's founder

China: fuk yuo rome

Rome:You are just jealous all my states lasted 2206 years and influenced half of the world