Talk:Bostonball/@comment-34960038-20180724183401

[Faster Than a Speeding Bullet plays as the warehouse doors in Afghan Well rise, revealing a crouching RED Bostonball with other countries of RED team.]

[Bostonball watches various BLU team countries stationed around the center point: Texasball industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Franceball, and USAball juggling jihadballs.]

[Bostonball pumps his Scattergun and RED runs out to attack the point.]

[Bostonball'' charges into a fierce battle on Afghan Well, quickly outpacing all his teammates. He runs towards the center of the map, dodging everything that BLU throws at him, then outruns and crosses a passing train as it crushes a BLU USAball and Mozambiqueball''.]

["Meet the Boston" text appears]

[Bostonball walks in front of the Meet the Boston text, from off frame.]

Bostonball: "Um... I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?

[Cut to a scene of a BLU Russiaball, sitting near the third control point in Grand Arizona about to take a bite of Ukraineball, when he is poked in the head by the Bostonball's Bat.]

Bostonball: "Yo, what's up?"

[Cuts back to  in front of text.]

Bostonball: D-Do you have any idea, any idea who I am?"

[''Back to Russiaball and Bostonball, who are in a fistfight while yelling. Cuts back to Bostonball.'']

Bostonball: "Basically - kind of a big deal!"

[''Back to fight. Bostonball is strangling Russiaball with his Bat.'']

Bostonball: [flexes a scrawny arm] "Oh man, that's beautiful. Heh!"

[''Cut back to fight, Russiaball now has the Bostonball in a headlock. Cuts back to Bostonball.'']

Bostonball:  "Ya' listenin'? OK. Empires grows, Planets fly, The States shines, and brotha'- [pokes the camera] I hurt countries."

[Cut back to fight, Bostonball whacks the Russiaball in the gut with his Bat.]

Bostonball: "BOINK!"

Bostonball: [back to text] "I'm a New Englander"

[Bostonball hits the Russiaball in the chin.]

Bostonball: "BONK!"

[Cuts back to Bostonball]

Bostonball: "If you were from where I was from, you'd be f**kin' dead!"

[Cuts back to fight; Russiaball is collapsed on the ground trying to reach for his Ukraineball; the Bostonball runs up the side of a shipping container, jumps off and slams his Bat into the Russiaball's head.]

[Cuts back to Bostonball]

Bostonball: "WOOO!"

[Poland Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays]

[Bostonball sits on the twitching body of the Russiaball eating the Russiaball's Ukraineball (turning into New Englandball); the point is now RED's.]