Vietnamball

"Wanta into mess with miu? So come hele, and yuo be going down!"

- Vietnam

"You can kill ten of our men for every one we kill of yours. But even at those odds, you will lose and we will win"

- Ho Chi Minh

Vietnamball, officially the Socialist Republic of Vietnamball (SRVball; Vietnamese: Bóng "Cộng hòa Xã hội chủ nghĩa Việt Nam and also, as short as possible, Bóng Việt Nam"), is the easternmost countryball on the Indochina Peninsula in Southeast Asia. With an estimated 95.261.021 inhabitants as of 2016, it is the world's 14th-most-populous countryball, and the 9th-most-populous Asian countryball. Vietnam is neighbored by  Chinaball to the north, Laosball to the north-west,  Cambodiaball to the south-west,  Malaysiaball across the South China Sea to the south-east, and  Philippinesball to the east. Its capital city has been Hanoiball since the reunification of  North and  South Vietnamball in 1975.

Vietnamball is one of the world's five remaining one-party socialist states officially espousing communism. It is also notable for being one of the most atheist states around.

Vietnamball believes he has noble blood in his veins, by the mother Âu Cơ, a fairy and the father Lạc Long Quân, a Dragon lord, make him stronk than all countryballs who dare fight him!

And can into complicated words.

Also, Vietnamball once drew attention of the world for its victory over Franceball at Dien Bien Phu 1954, which encouraged the revolution of 17 African colonies of France and became a "big meme source" by force US must "leave his own war"

History
The history of Vietnamball can be traced back to around 4000 years. He was then part of Imperial Chinaball for over a millennium, from 111 BC to AD 939. An independent Vietnamese state was formed in 939. Successive Vietnamese royal dynasties flourished as the nation expanded geographically and politically into Southeast Asia, until the Indochina Peninsula was colonized by Franceball in the mid-19th century. When colonized by Franceball, they installed the Latin script into the Vietnamese language, replacing the Chinese characters formerly used. Following a Japanese occupation in the 1940s, the Vietnamese fought French rule in the First Indochina War, eventually expelling Franceball in 1954. Thereafter, Vietnam was divided politically into two rival states, North and  South Vietnamballs. Conflict between the two sides intensified in what is known as the Vietnam War. The war ended with a North Vietnamese victory in 1975.

During the Vietnam War, Vietnamball and Khmer Rougeball communists had formed an alliance to fight  U.S. (and his alliances) backed regimes in their respective countries. Despite their open display of cooperation with Vietnamball, the  Khmer Rougeball feared that the Vietnamese communists were scheming to form an Indochinese federation with Vietnam as the dominant force in the region. Then, in May 1975, the newly formed Democratic Kampucheaball, dominated by the Khmer Rougeball, began waging a war against the unified communist Vietnamball.

Vietnamball, unified under a communist government remained impoverished and politically isolated. In 1986, the government initiated a series of economic and political reforms which began Vietnam's path towards integration into the world economy. In 1995, he restored relations and currently lifted the embargo with former enemy, USAball. Since 2000, Vietnam's economic growth rate has been among the highest in the world.

Friends/Bạn bè

 * [[File:Soviet-icon.png]] Sovietball - Vietnam BFF. I miss him very much.
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball - Son of Soviet, friend op Vietnam. He gib me weapons. Amongs of them are AKs!
 * [[File:Czech-icon.png]] Czechiaball - most Vietnam people selling items is Czechia so we are best business friend
 * [[File:Cuba-icon.png]] Cubaball - Another Vietnam BFF. Why this guy is not my neighbour instead?
 * [[File:Laos-icon.png]] Laosball - Is my puppet best friend! But he cannot into SEA.
 * [[File:Israel-icon.png]] Israelcube - Gibes shiny new weapons such as TAR-21 & Galil ACE!
 * [[File:Brunei-icon.png]] Bruneiball - A randomrich dude with oil. Share spratly!
 * [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesiaball - My good kebab friend but luwak coffee is off made actual poop BUT IS OF TASTE GOOD. Viet coffee is of best coffee. GIB RAID MOVIES
 * [[File:Mongolia-icon.png]] Mongoliaball - He of alright but I is stronker then him
 * [[File:Singapore-icon.png]] Tringapore - Good friend and co-worker in ASEAN
 * [[File:Finland-icon.png]] Finlandball - Thanks for bring Nokia.  WILL REMOVE FOR REMOVING SOVIET. 
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball: He is really kind and friendly. Has more manners than burger too!
 * [[File:South Korea-icon.png]] South Koreaball: Land of Kpop, Samsung, plastic surgency & some stupid Hallyu shit... Ehh, I mean gib investment, plox! But remember what you did to me during the Vietnam War!
 * [[File:India-icon.png]] Indiaball: CURRY STRONK! And also remove Mantou, is of hate Chinaball!  GIB KAMA SUTRA 
 * [[File:VC-icon.png]] Viet Congball: Hello, best brother, and is of south!
 * [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball: She was going to colonized me until I remove her off my territory in 1954. Now become good friend... BUT NOT OF GOOD MOTHER but thanks for teach me how to make Baguette.
 * [[File:Philippines-icon.png]] Philippinesball: I am not marry yuo, YUO IS OP MANTOU FAN! But we can, if you can into gieb
 * Palestineball: Free Palestine! We know [[File:Israel-icon.png]]  Israelcube is our friend but he is oppressing yuo! (Just like what we suffered before)
 * [[File:Brazil-icon.png]] Brazilball - Likes Hue, BUT PAY COPYRIGHT!
 * Turkeyball -' Thanks for not getting involved in Vietnam  also fuck these us backed seperatists that has been troubling you by bombing your cities and killing your workers,farmers.Gut jub killing  most of them and having you country secured while suffering from a little number of casualties just like vietnam(If we don't count our +1.000.000 casualties and 600.000 wounded)we used to have same problem called traitorous puppet South Vietnam whic is not even a vietnam and we dealt with them in the way you dealt with your seperatists since İndependence War Of Turkey, also kebabs(except for radical islamists) are always welcome to vietnam ,but you should stop erdogan's dictatorship before he ruins your country's economy and secular system.[Oh  wait you have embassy at HANOİ and we have embassy at ANKARA and Turkish Airlines can into Ho Chi Minh city  Oh  wait you have embassy at HANOİ and we have embassy at ANKARA and Turkish Airlines can into Ho Chi Minh city  hoàn hảo!.However you should still leave back stabbing NATO and assasinat... uh ı mean get rid of erDOGan.]

Neutral/Trung lập

 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball: Frenemy. Use to bomb and burn my clay but I tired him out in it. I won the war against him by making the war as long as possible in the same way that he won his war of independence against the UKball hahahahaha this is ironic. We became friends in 1995 and have better relationship since then because he gib me business, trade, and new weapons to fight that Mantou on the north. But please apologize and give reparations! And keep on giving me weapons. Still own 3 billions dollars. BUT WHY DARE YOU RAISE THESE ANTI-COMMUNISTS!!!! AND REMOVE THAT ASSHOLE DAN HAUER .ANYWAYS YOU WERE  WELCOME TO THE HELL!!! I MEAN RİCE FİELDS  MOTHER FUCKA! 
 * [[File:Thailand-icon.png]] Thailandball: Ewww, shemale. Good place to travel to and good at football.
 * [[File:North Korea-icon.png]] North Koreaball: Good (and mysterious) friend... WHY YUO OP RUINING MY FRIENDSHIP WITH MALAYSIA!! AND STOP TRYING TO FUCK THE WORLD UP!!
 * [[File:Japan-icon.png]] Japanball - A bit too much Bad material, but good anime, JAV, monies and Motorcycles, a lot and gibe me more Motorcycles like Yamaha or Kawasaki plox. (also remove Mantou team!)
 * [[File:Taiwan-icon.png]] Taiwanball: Give work, plox.  CHINA . BUT WILL REMOVE FOR DUMPING IN VIETNAMESE SEA! 
 * [[File:Malaysia-icon.png]] Malaysiaball - Took away 2 football championship title, why? Share spratly! Good friends though
 * [[File:Kurdistan-icon.png]] Kurdistanball:WHY YOU TRY TO HİDE YOUR KURDİSH NATİONALİSM BEHİND THE MASK OF LEFTİSM! WHY YOU SUİCİDE BOMB?,WHY USİNG  YOUR OWN PEOPLE AS HUMANSHİELD ?,WHY YOU ARE A DRUG DEALER,WHY EXECUTİNG CİVİLİANS,NONE CAN GET SUPPORT BY TRYİNG TO RULE BY FEAR(Except for US).STOP KİLLİNG,BOMBİNG CİVİLİANS AND DOİNG BLACK PROPAGANDA AND SHİT YOU US BACKED DONKEY FUCKER WHY USA AND NATO GİB YOU ADVANCED WEAPONS,VEHİCLES AND SUPPLİES FOR FREE! FUCK OFF THERE İS NO ISİS LEFT YOU ARE ONLY HELPİNG USA TO SPLİT SYRİA NOW.Stop using your own people as suicide bomber,stop raising children as child soldiers for us,stop being a middle  eastern project  you faggt stop ruining anti imperialist squad countries like Iran and Syria and stop trying to seperate Iraq,Iran,Syria,Turkey with the help of imperialists! Fuck u how dare you execute workers,farmers,civilians because they don't support you cough cough Stalin-Mao-North Korea maybe myself ? cough cough You dropped your mask of communism already in 1993 by raiding villages and executing farmers,workers,civilians since and ussing them as a propaganda material to get help by terorist west! you honorless piece of shit how dare your leader can criticize marx and can be against it  without  reading his books.You left communist ideology back in 1999 but  you were always a ultra nationalist terorist supported by imperialists since 1980s.Your leader and your party is full of shit exploiting communism in order to get support for it's nationalism which is the middle eastern project of usa since ww1 but got fucked by Turks,Syrians,Iraqis(Yes even though they are now puppets of usa ),Iranians stop trying to seperate the lands you fuck you can't unite your country by doing ethnic cleansing and why the fuck are you SUİCİDE BOMBİNG YOUR OWN CİVİLİANS ? FOR BLACK PROPAGANDA Well fuck you ,hope you will drown in the blood that you have spilled...However except from these ı have no problem with you and neither a relationship DO U  EVEN EXİST BRUH??!??!?!?!
 * [[File:Morocco-icon.png]] Moroccoball: We almost have the same flag! But I have golden star and red background. Almost forgot that yuo switched side to help us fight for independence from [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball. Really appreciate it.

Enemies/Kẻ thù

 * [[File:Cambodia-icon.png]] Cambodiaball: Y not become my bro?  FAK YUO! MANTOU COCK SUCKER! I SHOULDN'T SAVE YUO FACKING TRAITOR IN 1979!!! MUST ANSCHLUSS YUO WITH THAIGAY LIKE IN 19TH CENTURY!!! 
 * [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball: Is used to of friends with us, but not anymore, not after Vietnam War. Have been anschluss Vietnam for many time, still, got kick out by Vietnam, Vietnam stronk, Vietnam peaceful, why yuo do this!?!? they did helped us during Vietnam war... But still, gib Spratly and Paracel! Amongs their most disgusting tricks were concluding that Paracel Islands & Spratly Islands are their only & claiming of Nine-dash lines! Of course, they failed! ALSO YOU FUCKİNG DOG EATİNG FAKE COMMUNİST ,DİCTATOR ;İNCİVİLİZED PİECE OF SHİTE HOW DARE YOU TRY TO İNVADE CAMBODİA,KHMER ROUGE HOW DARE YOU TRY TO İNVADE MAH BORDAR   ? 17 Feb 1979 – 16 March 1979 Best days of my life! Vietnam stronk,İndependent and can into capital... I mean space ,and free Xinjiang UYGHURS,FREE EAST TURKESTAN,FREE TİBET FROM CHİNESE AGRESSORS! YOUR SO MİGHTY PENİS LİBERATİON  ARMY FAİLED AGAİNS VİETCONG WHİCHE WERE JUST RİCE FARMERS  İN SİNO VİETNAMESE WAR YOU CAN'T FACE WİTH ME YOU FACELESS SON OF A BİTCH! .TAİWAAA- I MEAN VİETNAAAAM NUMBAH ONE(1)! 
 * [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISISball -REMOVE EVIL KEBAB!!! PREPARE TO BE KICKED ON BUTT IF TRYING TO INVADE VIETNAM!!!
 * [[File:South Vietnam-icon.png]] South Vietnamball - YUO IS OF FAKE!!! YUO STAY OF DEAD!!! SAIGON IS NOW HO CHI MINH CITY!!! GET OUT OF BURGER SO I CAN REMOVE OF YUO!!! REAL VIETNAM STRONK!!! I CAN INTO WINNING!!! 1975 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!! LITTLE SAIGON CLAY WILL BE LITTLE HO CHI MINH CITY!!! but I sorry for hue massacre, IS BRAZIL FAULT!!

How to draw
Drawing Vietnamball is very easy:
 * 1) Colour the basic circle shape red
 * 2) Draw a yellow five-pointed star in the middle
 * 3) Draw the slanted eyes and you have finished.

Quotes

 * "Hue is mine! Not Brazil's!"
 * "Vietnam Stronk! I can into winning war! Now can gib investment."
 * "I kicked Mongol Empire, France, Murica, China, Khmer Rouge & your ass"
 * "I have 20 billion dongs baby!"
 * "Đ*t mẹ mày" (Don't say this in public)
 * "All I do is Nguyen Nguyen no matter what!"
 * "Nam! Get the AK"!
 * "Cô là ai!?? Cháu không biết!! CÔ ĐI RA ĐI!!!!" (traslation: Who are yuo??? I dunno know you!! BEGONE THOT!!!)
 * "Almost Anarchy, here is the link.

Links

 * Facebook page
 * Viet Nam; The invincible

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