Belarusball

"My vyjdziem ščylnym*hic* radam*hic* Na voln*hic* rodn*hic* naš pras-OW!"

- Belarus when getting demcrathiccups

Belarusball or Byelorussiaball is a believed to be vodka puppet country ball in Eastern Europe. She is strange and nobody know her really, except Russiaball. She is the only one, who loves the time of the USSR. She doesn't even change her flag. She originated from years of rape by Russiaball against her mother, Lithuaniaball, because we didn't have birth control back then. Like Estoniaball loves Finlandball, Belarus loves Russiaball. Russiaball is her only friend. The enemies of Russiaball are also the enemies of Belarusball. But she don't like it, that Russiaball gives more her brother, Ukraineball, attantion since he want Crimea. Her love to Russia, gives Belarusball some crazy personality of him. Many countries annoying her. Even Polandball loves to annoying her. Her Loneliness, makes her really depressed. (I WILL SOON CRUSH ALL ENEMY WITH TRACTOR XAXAXAXAXA!!)

Friends

 * Daddy!
 * Post-sov iet buddys
 * Mommy (sometimes)
 * Anti-West Union
 * European Union Comrade