Israelcube

Israelcube is a countryball that represents the State of Israel. Israel is into at odds with the nearby kebab countries as they have no respect for it. Has been in conflict with Palestineball and other Arab countryballs.

The appearance of israel as a cube splits to two possible reasons
 * israel was created by the uk from the leftovers of Ottomanball, hence the "unnatural" apperance.
 * israel takes the form of a hypercube (in reference to  Jewish physics)

Israel has unlimited monies thanks to being USAball's greatest ally and his complementary subscription to Germany's GuiltCard&trade; after World War II, along with not oppressing gays and women  (what USAball don't know is not hurting him...kekeke).

Personality
Arab (except Egypt and Jordan) and Persian nations (the kebab countries) are very hostile towards Israel, which is militarily-supported by the USA and everyone else because after the "Yom Kippur War," everyone scared of the cube.

Friends

 * USAball - Gib monies plox.
 * XpOtynp.jpgneyball - Gib moar monies plox.
 * Saudiarabiaball - Atleast they are not as bad as the other kebabs
 * Jewish Autonomous Oblastcube - Fellow Jewcube, but practices Eastern Orthodox.

Neutral

 * Serbiaball - Not of Antisemitic kind and Removing Kabab also. He also recognizes my dear brother Palestineball.

Enemies
Kebabs of most kind:
 * Illuminatiball - NEVERMADETHEMBLAMEBAVARIAINSTEADNEVERMADETHEMBLAMEBAVARIAINSTEADNEVERMADETHEMBLAMEBAVARIAINSTEADNEVERMADETHEMBLAMEBAVARIAINSTEADNEVERMADETHEMBLAMEBAVARIAINSTEAD yuo of heard nothing...
 * Palestineball - Gaza Is of Israel clay! F**king Hamas... I certainly liked Fatah more.
 * Iranball - Wanna take me out, COME ON! I'm not of afraid!

A Brief History
>jewcubes have an independent kingdom

>conquered by AncientEgyptBall

>conquered by AncientBabylonBall

>gets new independence

>conquered by SPQRBall

>ByzantineBall inherits Israelcube

>jewcubes be like "we want a homeland"

>and the world was like "buzz off"

>and that's how things went for a hundred years

>then reichtangle and ottomanball began to mess things up

>and ukball was like "oh great"

>and the jewcubes were like "we'll help but you gotta gib us homeland"

>and ukball was like "yeah sure"

>so ottomanball got killed by jewcubes

>and jewcubes be like "gib homeland now"

>and ukball be like "lol nope"

>so then naziball began messing up the jewcubes

>franceball surrenders

>ukball and usaball fights naziball

>ussrball kills naziball

>usaball be like "Guys lets start a group"

>unball rise

>jewcubes be like "we want a homeland" again

>unball be like "you shall have it!"

>and uk was like "so the holocaust may never happen agian!"

>so the jewcubes go to homeland

>and the arabballs were like "buzz off"

>and the jewcubes was like "No unball said it's our land now"

>so the arabballs attack the jewcubes

>and uk was like this is daft rubbish and left

>and the jewcubes won it's independence from the arabballs

>and israelcube was made

>and egyptball and iraqball and all the other arabballs invaded them again and again

>and israel messed their stuff up and annexed palestineball

>and palestineball was like "stahp" and used terrorist and rockets.

>and israelcube didnt want to handle this stuff and left gazastrip

>and palestineball said "get out we want you out of here"

>and isrealcube said "lol make me"

>and palestineball said 'we will one day.'

>so palestineball start launching rockets on israelcube

>but israelcube has iron dome and was unscratched but israelcube gets pissed off anyways

>so gaza strip gets invaded

>many arab balls get killed and palestineball was like "stahp"

>but israelcube was liek "nope.avi, u asked for dis"

THE END (for now...)

Quotes

 * "Shalom!"
 * "Mazel tov!"
 * "Oy vey!"
 * "Gib monies germany"
 * "REMEMBER HOLOCAUST!"
 * "Muh goyim!"
 * "Antisemite..."

Links

 * Facebook page