User:CantoneseDragon

Brief 100% not fictional story of my life
Hey I'm a gangsta scum of the triads guy who was born in the poor and marginalized suburbs of Hong Kongball where I grew up fighting in the streets wing chun in a jeet kune do school, watching cheap comedy shows on television, being a maniac fan of dragons, a religious buddhist not really true just an incense addicted and doing community services.

Then I grew up a little and moved to USAball after a lot of crime activities work, but I hated it so much that I couldn't stand and I went back to Hong Kongball some months later, then I began to hate everything both communism and capitalism even more and I turned into a traditionalist chinese heavenlist hated by literally everyone in Hong Kongball, Macauball, Taiwanball and mainland Chinaball.

By a divine miracle, I was able to finish primary school in a stupid and idiotic school that failed when tried to brainwash me with democracy and japanese stuff normal school. For another divine miracle I managed to: get into a college, save some money to travel around Asia, find people who have similar thoughts of mine ultimate ling server never dies and develop the ability of being a lunatic shitposter able to write texts like these.