Thread:Cynical04TR/@comment-34692631-20180425032813

They say this place,is the land of the Shitpost lord where he inhabits this area and ives here.I came a long way here,passing through forests,lakes and other dangerous obstacles.

I have slayed many beasts coming this way and that is why i have this sword and shield on my back.I came here to talk with the Shitpost god Cynical.They say that his shitposts destroyed the greeks and Serbians in internet flame wars.

I have come to visit him in his holy honour and i want to ask,what rank am i at shitposting?

Will i ever know? Please shitpost God Cynical in my honour i sacrifice my baby son for you to give me an answer.Take it and eat it but please lord o mighty give me an answer.

What rank am i in Shitposting? 