CSAball

"Then I wish I was in Dixie, hooray, hooray! In Dixieland I'll take my stand to live and die in Dixie! Away, away, away Down south in Dixie! Away, away, away Down south in Dixie!"

Confederate States of Americaball (CSAball, CSball) also commonly known as Confederateball or PatriotBall (when referring to the southern stateballs) was a historical unrecognized countryball and a confederation of secessionist American stateballs. He declared himself independent in 1861 as a loose alliance of slave-owning stateballs. he is the highest rank of redneckball in all of the world and is constantly bickering at USABall for being a G'wd damn yankee. If he's not busy harassing 8balls, he's most likely (trying to) shoving a boot up Lincolns butt. when seen by other countryballs they often believe him to be a physical manifestation of USAball's dislike or anger.

For now, his flags ain't banned in USAball, but USAball don't like this.

History about PatriotBall
PatriotBall used to be rich from cotton and tobacco monies, holding a global farming monopoly. In the mid-19th century, he felt that USAball was going to take all his 8balls(slaves) away, so he seceded and then Civil War started. Even though UKball dominated naval commerce and technology, PatriotBall invented the ironclad and started a new age of naval warfare. He nearly threatened to cut off the Europeanballs from his cotton, this almost got UKball to defend him against USAball. Despite his redneck genius, unique fighting style, and world domination of the cotton market, he couldn't hold back USAball'd overwhelming military and was quickly anschlussed.

now-a-days he's a gun toting hillbilly, who drinks moonshine, cheap beer, and bitches about USAball. USAball often confuses him for Klanball because the two have a shared history and KKKball likes to act like he is CSAball.

Thoughts on foreign powers
Bunch of no good terrorist muslim allah worshippen' sand n*ggers! Dem yellow Mongols work like dogs though.