Israelcube

Israelcube is a country located in the Levant. He is the only country that has a Jewish majority in the world, and he was born in 1948 from a mix of EUball,  African Unionball ( Moroccoball included),  Soviet Unionball, and a few other Kebab in Middle East.

There are some countries (32 in total) that do not recognize the "cube", such as when they do not accept their passports. There are also countryballs that want her gone for what they officially describe as "resistance".

The appearance of Israel as a cube is because of Jewish physics. If someone asks why Israel is a cube, the proper thing to do is respond with, in all caps: "JEWISH PHYSICS". Israel can into Baseball, and he played very well at the World Baseball Classic.

History
Jewcubes have an independent kingdom. They were conquered by Ancient Egyptball,  Babylonball and  Ancient Greeceball. They become independent for a time and split into Kingdom of Judahcube and  Kingdom of Israelcube, but they both were conquered by  SPQRball,  Byzantineball,  Arabballs,  Ottomanball, then  UKball defeated Ottomanball in World War I and made  Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube. In 1948 Jewcubes become, finally, an independent nation thanks to UNball, but they are attacked by Iraqball,  Syriaball,  Egyptball and  Jordanball with the support of the  Arab Leagueball. Israel won and annexed all the clay west of the Jordan river and east of the Sinai peninsula, except for a tiny strip called Gazaball controlled by Egypt, but then in 1966  Palestineball is into creation and claims  Gazaball and  West Bankball, then attacks Israelcube,  Jordanball (Black September in Jordan), and Lebanonball (Palestinian insurgency in Southern Lebanonball).

The next year in 1967,Six day war occurs, in which Iraqball,  Syriaball,  Jordanball, and  Egyptball try to conquer Israelcube but lose in six days, Israelcube takes over     the Golan heightsball, Gazaball, and the  Sinai peninsula, but gave the last one backIn 1973,  Arabballs attack and lose again, so in 1979, Israelcube finally is into peace with  Egyptball. In 1982, Israelcube has peace with Lebanonball, and with  Jordanball in 1994.

In the 2000s, Palestineball loses control of his clay in  Gazaball to  Hamasball, who attacks Israelcube for building houses; Israelcube destroyed all his settlements in  Gaza clay but  Hamasball kept attacking, so Israelcube just bombed  Gazaball until rockets stopped coming out.

In the 2010s, Israelcube still controls Golan heightsball so it is sometimes targeted by combatants of the Syrian civil war, Israelcube is also giving guns to Cameroonball to kill  Boko Haramball.

Friends Puppet :

 * [[File:Azerbaijan-icon.png]] Azerbaijanball - Because anyone who dislikes Iranball is my friend, even if kebab themselves. take dat nuclear Iranball!!1!Best kebab friend. But free Norgano-Karabakh!!! (Puppet)
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - Best friend.Gib weapons, and don't forget some shekels. Illuminati buddies  and puppet.
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball - More weapons goy instead of Iran, but good friend. Puppet
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germoneyball ( Reichtangle of Merkel) - Apology of Accepted. He recognizes my dear brother  Palestineball and hates Israelcube. BUT REMEMBER ZE HOLOCAUST! WW2, WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE! Sorry my friend. Is becoming kebab and my puppet
 * [[File:Jewish Autonomous Oblast-icon.png]] Jewish Autonomous Oblastcube - Fellow Jewcube, but practices Eastern Orthodox Puppet.
 * [[File:Singapore-icon.png]] Tringapore - Helped build and train Tringapore's armed forces in the art of Kebab removal (his neighbours, [[File:Malaysia-icon.png]] Malaysiaball and [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesiaball are Kebabs and out to anschluss him) Puppet.
 * [[File:Bulgaria-icon.png]] Bulgariaball - Bulgaria accepts Jews filming on his clay! Also, they both hates the evel Nazis! Puppet
 * [[File:Poland-icon.png]] Polandball - Both us Jews. Stronkest ally. Dependant on me for their buses.  Puppet
 * [[File:South Korea-icon.png]] South Koreaball - Good military trading partners. We use a lot of Korean electronics in our sophisticated weapons! I fought her evil brother during the Yom-Kippur War. Israel says South Korea's sea and territory, East sea and Dokdo Puppet.
 * [[File:Cameroon-icon.png]] Cameroonball - Don't recognize Palestine and support me a lot, I help him too, is also my best African friend.
 * [[File:Philippines-icon.png]] Philippinesball - Good friend. Provided safe refuge for several Jews during World War II. I gib him new weapons and equipment to fight that Dumb bully. Puppet
 * [[File:Vietnam-icon.png]] Vietnamball - Love buying my weapons. Puppet But why must they befriend Palestineball?
 * [[File:Czech-icon.png]] Czechiaball - Gib a lot of weapons when born, now big supports and friend of me! Puppet
 * [[File:Cook Islands-icon.png]] Cook Islandsball - No I will not put the cake in the oven! NOT THE OVEN! NOT IN THE OVEN Nazi puppet
 * [[File:Switzerland-icon.png]] Switzerlandball - Thank you for saving of Jews from World War 2 and it was of best thing yuo stayed neutral that no one attackings of yuo. Puppet
 * Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - Gib a lot of money and weapons during six day war against Egyptball,
 * Albaniaball - We don't hang out anymore but he did save my life in World War Two, so he can into friend of mine but its sad to see him recognize my brother (Palestineball)
 * Syriaball and Jordanball, now big supports and friend of me as well and does not recognizing Palestineball but has heard of him. And no I will not legalize weed in my country. Is also becoming Kebab and my puppet.

Not so secret friends puppet

 * [[File:India-icon.png]] Indiaball - Helpings of Indiaball in Wars on [[File:Pakistan-icon.png]] Urdu kebab and sellings  Hitech weapons (plox) to Indiaball, (and "Tarnegól Hódu/India Chicken" also Hebrew name for turkey (bird)), but Indiaball do not supportings of Israelcube in public.
 * [[File:SriLanka-icon.png]] Sri Lankaball - Helped Sri Lankaball in removing terrorists, including training, fighter jets, and attack boats.
 * [[File:Eritrea-icon.png]] Eritreaball - Worked together to remove [[File:Yemen-icon.png]] Yemenball does not recognizing Palestineball and is antisemite.

Neutral puppets:

 * [[File:Turkey-icon.png]] Turkeyball - Were good friends until 2010 when ship disaster happened and lost relations but now we secretly are reconciliation since we are only two civilized people of disaster middle east and we need each other but don't want to end blockade yet. but 2015 rapprochement and apologizes bringing us both together of mutual stances in the world as well as thankful for being warned of terrorist attack getting back on track. But not just yet. Turkey also has a horrible minority with ugly flag and invalid reasons for independence like us so we understand each other.
 * [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball, [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball, [[File:Spain-icon.png]] Spainball and [[File:Portugal-icon.png]] Portugalball - They too recognizes my dear brother Palestineball and hates us like filth anti-semite.
 * [[File:Sweden-icon.png]] Swedenball - Even she recognizes my dear brother Palestineball and nowadays I don't know if she is of kebab or not.
 * [[File:Jordan-icon.png]] Transjordanball - GET OFF THE FENCE.
 * [[File:Egypt-icon.png]] Egyptball - We are Brothers!!!! Don't believe in me... go read the Book of Exodus, the Prophet Moses was adopted brother of one of his Pharaohs (and we speak Semitic languages). BUT GET OFF THE FENCE. I gib you shiny weapons if you remove Gazaball Puppet ok good goy
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canucks - Not sure if kebab remover because of ISISball or still weakling.
 * [[File:Armenia-icon.png]] Armeniaball - We are of similar. But my Holocaust was of way worse despite what he says of his "massacre" ([[File:Turkey-icon.png]] Turkeyball not allow me to say "Recáħ Зám").
 * [[File:Morocco-icon.png]] Moroccoball - quite natural, he warned me about a incoming war (six-day war), but supports palestine.
 * [[File:Saudi Arabia-icon.png]] Saudi Arabiaball - At least they are not bad as the other kebabs are, and they Hate Iranball Which Make Them Good kebab. Puppet master
 * [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball - Not sure but stop copying my Iron Dome!

Enemies puppets:

 * [[File:Nazi-icon.png]] Naziball - ממזר חרא מזוין בן זונה! בן נאצי מזוין זונה! אני אהרוג אותך! בן זונה חרא מטומטם שכמותך! REMOVE FUCKING NAZI, FILTHY DAMN BASTARD!! I'm going to kill all your damn remnants forowers. WHERE IS OF MY APPOLOGY? OR ELSE I MAKE YUO APPOLOGIZE! REMOVE HOLOCAUST!! REMOVE NAZI BASTARRDS!!
 * [[File:Cuba-icon.png]] Cubaball - Of communist anti-semite LAT!!!!!
 * [[File:Brazil-icon.png]] Brazilball - Diplomatic dwarf, why no israel (of holy land) in world cup?!11 yuo remember holocaust! you of velly irrevelant partner stupid goyim you are not funny. supporter of Terrorirst HAMAS!!
 * Kebabs of most kind Puppets
 * Pakistanball - Very antisemite islamig illegal unclean dog and hamas terror supporter, kashmir is indian! pakistan does not even exist!
 * [[File:Iran-icon.png]] Iranball - Wanna take me out, COME ON! I'm not of afraid! 1967 best year of my life!! Secret Puppet who secretly has a crush on me.
 * [[File:Lebanon-icon.png]] Lebanonball - Civil war. REMOVE SHAWARMA !!!! And Hummus is mine !
 * [[File:Syria-icon.png]] Syriaball - And to think she was strongest enemy. THE GOLAN MINE!
 * [[File:Turkmen-icon.png]] Turkmenistanball and [[File:North Korea-icon.png]] North Koreaball - Imitatings? MY CRAZY? ONLY ISRAEL CAN INTO CRAZY!!! YUO DIE NAW!!!! MUWÁЗĦA3ĦA3ĦA3ĦA3ĦA3!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . Best friends since we can into craziness
 * [[File:San Marino-icon.png]] San Marinoball and [[File:Bhutan-icon.png]] Bhutanball - I cannot of controllings them.
 * [[File:Palestine-icon.png]] Palestineball - My worst enemy! givings of independence to brother! FILTHY פַּלֶשְׂתִינַאִי! I OF SHOOTINGS U HAMMAS TERRORIST ANTISEMIT!!!! stupid goyim
 * [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISISball WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID IN TEL AVIV!!!!!! REMOVE TERRORIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesiaball - Remove Satay!! Yuo of always respecting what worlds do to help Palestine and also Recognize Palestine. Yuo also try to kill all Jewish and don't recognized them . Why also Soekarno can't into long life so me can into legal religion??? Finally the drunk caliph kid is Indonesiaball!!!!??? T̶h̶a̶n̶k̶s̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶b̶u̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶n̶e̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶u̶g̶h̶

Quotes

 * "Shalom!"
 * "Jewish Physic Powers Activate"
 * "Helloings my puppets"
 * "SURPRISE SETTLEMENT!"
 * "Mazal tov!"
 * "Oy vey!"
 * "GET OUT! I SHOOT YUO!!!!"
 * "REMEMBER HOLOCAUST!"
 * "Muh goyim!"
 * "Gib shekels!"
 * "Antisemite..."
 * "dis my clay now"
 * "Stupid Goy"
 * "Stupid Goyim"
 * "ALLAHUAKBAR!"
 * "Six Million"
 * "Gib submarine plox"
 * "Yuo is Nazi"
 * "Gib Shekels"
 * "What is of Palestine?"
 * "Where is of my shekels?"
 * "The Goyim knows shut it down!"
 * "DEATH TO KEBAB AND SATAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Images




Links

 * Facebook page
 * The Cube
 * Israel's confession