Indonesiaball

"Stop calling me Polandball you dingbat!"

- Indonesiaball

"Bhinneka Tunggal Ika"

- Indonesiaball

"Its so jancuk!"

- Sujiwo Tejo, President of the Jancukers

"Indomie! Indomie! Indomie!"

- Indonesiaball

 Indonesiaball is a couple of over-crowded islands the largest countryball in Southeast Asia, and the  second-largest by area in Oceania. He is also one of the founding members of ASEANball union. He is Netherlandsball's adoptive son, and has lots of territorial disputes with his neighbours. He is often called Polandball, which he hates. He can also into biggest Muslim (especially  Sunni Muslim) country in the  Earthball. Indonesiaball is a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball. He is also member of UNball,  OICball, and  ASEANball. In 2001, Indonesiaball was into female leadership.

Prehistory
1ball and 7ball migrants brought with their agricultural techniques, including rice farming in the fields (the slowest proof since the 8th century BC), buffalo raising, bronze and iron processing, weaving techniques, megalithic practices, and the worship of spirits ( Anismism) as well as sacred objects ( Dynamism). In the first century BC settlements and small kingdoms were formed, and it is possible to have influenced the beliefs of Hinduism from commercial relations.

Hindu-Buddhist Kingdoms
In the fourth century until the seventh century in the region of West Javaball there is a  Hindu-  Buddhist kingdom,  Tarumanagaraball followed by the  Sunda Kingdomball until the 16th century. In the 7th and 14th centuries, the Buddhist kingdom of  Srivijayaball grew rapidly in  Sumatraball. At its peak, Srivijayaball adopted  Tarumanagara and the  Malay Peninsulaball. Between 1331 and 1364, Majapahitball succeeded in gaining control over the territory that is now predominantly Indonesiaball and almost all of the  Malay Peninsulaball. At that time Majapahitball was in the Golden Age. The decline of Majapahitball was caused by the  civil war and the growth of the  Kebab states

Rise of Kebab States
Islam as a government was present in Indonesiaball around the 12th century, but according to Mecca Theory,  Islam had already entered Indonesiaball in the 7th century AD. At that time there was a busy and international shipping lane connecting  Tangball,  Srivijayaball and  Umayyadball in since the 7th century.

Islam also gives influence to existing political institutions. In 718 AD, Srivijayaball sent a letter to the  Umayyadball asking to be sent da'i who could explain  Islam to him.

The Kebab sultanates of Indonesiaball is predicted to adopt between the 13th and 16th centuries. The rise of these kingdoms was driven by the rampant marine trade traffic with Islamic traders from Abbasidball, Mughalball,  Safavidball,  Mingball, etc.

The Kebab sultanates then spread its teachings through assimilation, replacing Hinduism as the main belief at the end of the 16th century in  Java and  Sumatra. In the eastern islands, Christian and  Kebab clergy were known to have been active in the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries.

Kebabs spread Islam to merchants from  indigenous peoples, until these merchants embraced  Islam and spread it to other  indigenous peoples. Islam has entered Indonesiaball peacefully, through assimilation and acculturation. Kebabs make many kingdoms such as the Aceh Sultanateball,  Banten Sultanateball,  Demak Sultanateball,  Mataram Sultanateball,  Tidore Sultanateball, and more.

Kingdom of Portugalball Colonial Era [[File:1-icon (colony).png]]
In the 1511-1526, for 15 years, the clays became an important maritime port for the Kingdom of Portugalball, which regularly became a maritime route to Sumatraball, Javaball, Bandaball and Malukuball. In 1511 the Portuguese defeated the  Malacca Sultanateball.

In 1512 the Portuguese established communications with the  Sunda Kingdomball to sign trade agreements, especially pepper. The trade agreement was realized on August 21, 1522. On the same day, this alliance built an inscription called Inscription of the Sundanese-  Portuguese Agreement in  Sunda Kalapaball. With this agreement, Portuguese are allowed to build a warehouse or fortress in  Sunda Kalapaball.

In 1512, the Kingdom of Portugalball found  Maluku. After they had made friendships with local residents and  sultans, the  Portuguese were given permission to build fortresses in  Ambon Islandball. But this spice trade relationship did not last long, because the Kingdom of Portugalball applied the monopoly system and spread Christianity.

Kingdom of Portugalball and Sultanate of Ternateball's friendship ended in 1570. Kingdom of Portugalball had battle with Sultanate of Ternateball, made the  Portuguese had to left from Sultanate of Ternateball.

When the Maluku people's resistance against the  Kingdom of Portugalball, the  Dutch Empireball used to set foot in  Maluku. In 1605, the Dutch Empireball succeeded in forcing the  Kingdom of Portugalball to surrender its defense. Similarly, the British was destroyed by the Dutch Empireball. Then the Dutch Empireball managed to adopted Malukuball.

Dutch East India Companyball Trading  [[File:1-icon (colony).png]]
Beginning in 1602 the Dutch Republicball gradually became the adopted father of the present-day Indonesiaball, exploiting divisions among the  small kingdoms that had replaced  Majapahitball. The only thing that was not affected was Portuguese Timorball, which ruled from  Kingdom of Portugalball until  Portugalball control until 1975 when it became an Indonesiaball province of  East Timorball.

In the 17th and 18th centuries, Indonesiaball was not directly controlled by the Dutch Republicball but by a trading company called the  Dutch East India Companyball. Dutch East India Companyball had been granted monopoly rights to trade and colonial activity in the region by the  Dutch Republicball Parliament in 1602. Its headquarters were in Bataviaball.

The main purpose of Dutch East India Companyball is to maintain its monopoly on the spice trade in the archipelago. This is done through the use and threat of violence against the inhabitants of the spice-producing islands, and against non-Dutch people trying to trade with the inhabitants.

Dutch East India Companyball became involved in Javanese internal politics at this time, and fought in several wars involving the leaders of  Mataram Sultanateball and  Banten Sultanateball.

Napoleonic Era [[File:Napoleonic-icon.png]]
Dutch East India Companyball went bankrupt and was dissolved in January 1, 1800. Then, Dutch Republicball lost the war and controlled by  First French Empireball, Indonesiaball adopted by  First French Empireball, although under the rule of the e  Dutch Republicball (until 1806), then continued the  Kingdom of Hollandball (until 1810).

British Interregnum
After UKball overran Javaball, Indonesiaball turned temporarily from  Kingdom of Hollandball to  UKball, until the end of Napoleonic Wars in 1816 when Britain had to return the Dutch East Indies to the  Netherlandsball. Governance adjusted according to UKball government.

One of the most important discoveries of the time was the rediscovery of Borobudur Temple, one of the largest Buddhist temples in the Earthball, and Mount Tambora in Sumbawa erupted, with direct and indirect victims of tens of thousands of lives

Netherlandsball Adopting
By 1800, he had become Netherlandsball's richest adoptive son, then named  Dutch East Indiesball.

Native Indonesiaballs rebelled against the Dutch East Indiesball. Some local kingdoms and sultanates such as Banten Sultanateball,  Demak Sultanateball,  Mataram Sultanate,  Yogyakarta Sultanateball,  Bali Kingdomball, and  Aceh Sultanateball. But some local kingdoms and sultanates such as Surakarta Sunanate,  Pagaruyung Kingdomball and  Pontianak Sultanateball cooperated with  Dutch East Indiesball.

In 1908, there was a  Indonesian National Awakening which many clays of the archipelago first began to develop a national consciousness as "Indonesiaball".

Empire of Japanball-desu Occupation of the Dutch East Indies
Aftrer defeat Netherlandsball,  Empire of Japanball kidnapped Indonesiaball from his adoptive father,  Netherlandsball, and made himself a new adoptive father. The ridiculous and stupid kawaii Empire of Japanball Empire of Japanball invaded and anschlussed him and all his neighbours. After nuclear-bombed in August 1945,Empire of Japanball promised to give independence, but Indonesiaball declared independence himself.

Independence! Independence! [[File:1-icon (indipendence).png]]
After he became of independent, he changed his name to Indonesiaball.

Indonesiaball continues to struggle to defeat Netherlandsball and his ally  UKball also Allied forces that continue to invade anchluss him. He achieved officially in 1949.

Old Order [[File:president-icon.png]] [[File:Socialism-icon.png]] [[File:Communism-icon.png]]
Indonesiaball started to buildings economy but crazy shit is of happens, there is a lot of wars and separatist scum such as  Islamic State of Indonesia,  Permesta, and also  commie problem. And the anschluss intergration of West Papuaball,

Transition [[File:Indonesia-icon (modern soldier).png]]
Indonesiaball also did Commie Removal Ops" set by  Military Dictator Suharto and  CIAball . The transition remove all ideologies of  Communism (also  Sukarnoist Socialism) In 1967 he is of doings "New Order" mode.

New Order [[File:Indonesia-icon (modern soldier).png]] [[File:Capitalism-icon.png]]
Indonesiaball can into lot of monies from USAball and he anschlussed integrated  East Timorball. Then, he did the  Desukarnoism.

The new order was a prosperous time for Indonesiaball, his economy grew and in 1984, he doesn't need to buy rice from his neighbours because he can into self-sufficient, but Indonesiaball has been heavily indebted from other countries, especially USAball.

In 1976, Indonesiaball forced Acehball to loyal to him.

1997 worst time for Indonesiaballs' life. Economy gone shit, riots that full of angry students, killings of Chinese-Indonesianballs  really make him stressed. He was forced to release East Timorball because the rest got angry about that not anymore. Then, he did the military operation.

Reformation [[File:Capitalism-icon.png]]
In the beginning of Reformation Era, Indonesiaball forced to released East Timorball. Now, he is in the Reformation Era, he is repairing his government, building a better economy, building the infrastructure, removing all corruption, stopping the flood and smog, removing drug sellers, and make sure that Wi-Fi is located everywhere for being a better Indonesiaball.

Informasi (Information)
Indonesiaball is a country-ball that have red (formerly dark red) and white area on skin. What is making different between Indonesiaball from Polandball or  Monacoball is the Songkok/Kopiah. Songkok/Kopiah is a kebab black hat on Indonesiaball, derived from the fact that Indonesia have biggest kebab population ever. Even more kebab than in Europe. Indonesiaball is closest relatives of Malaysiaball,  Tringapore, and  Bruneiball. Or sometimes, he wear a yellow rice hat like 1ball wear.

Indonesia is known to be the world's 4th populous country in the Earthball. Also known for being the highest country of Muslim population.

He have lots of resources but he can sometimes ban other countryballs from taking it. He hates when his neighbours (and  Chinaball) steal fish from his waters.

He is the only countryball that have left UNball, then join again. Also Indonesiaball can into oil money.

He is also VERY defensive of his borders and likes to explode boats that illegally entered his sea.

In East Timor, Indonesiaball can even into remove HUE and Canuck before, during and after the new millenium started. In November 2016,Indonesiaball had a trouble with Jakartaball's governor and the  Islamic Defender Front (FPI) after the governor insults (accused)  Muslims in Indonesiaball.

How to Draw
To draw Indonesiaball is easy as drawing Polandball or Monacoball:
 * 1) Draw the ball.
 * 2) Make a red divider in the middle, then fill the upper half with red.
 * 3) Draw the eyes.
 * 4) DON'T FORGET TO DRAW KOPIAH/SONGKOK OR RICE HAT.

Teman-Teman / Sahabat (Friends)

 * Sovietball - Thanks for weapons and the MEGA Giant Warship. Except for that time since 1967 but Suharto and CIA set it . Keep commies off my land but still we could beat that pig and his  worshiper . Spasibo Tovarishch.
 * Russiaball - Weapon dealer's son. An old friend we can into trust and both of us is of crazy fun people. Play CS:GO and Mario Kart together and say RUSH B!!! CYKA BLYAT.  Also, nice strike on MH17!! Also my nuke (Lake Toba) explosion was 4x greater than Tsar Bomba.
 * Japanball - Home of vehicles, We both likes hentai kawaii. (also remove mantou) BUT WITH TENTACLES EVERYWHERE!. However, thanks for good games and nostalgic Nintendo we is of love.
 * Philippinesball - They can remove evil dimsum and kebab team! He is my english teacher also. He is a non-muslim country but he does welcome our religion in Mindanao. He's a good uncle! He wanted to help me, but he's busy all the time, leaving me alone to take care of my problems *sigh*. (THEN MIANGAS IS MINE!!!) Marawi is of under attack by Abu Sayyaf? THEN HELP ME FIRST FOR GOD'S SAKE! TANGINA MO BOBO
 * Tringapore - Thanks for medical treatment. Part-time employer, still, NO SAND FOR YUO! If you try to declare war with me, better check your logistic and manpower. Your Gurkhas are not enough. We have guerrilla strategy. It'll be a boomerang to you. If you do so, we'll report you to UN.
 * Bruneiball - My little brother who speak weird melayu, also can into oil money and many wealth, which make me jealous.
 * Thailandball - Our transgender friend!! btw, Gib us more romcom film. Why we can't beat him in soccer?
 * UKball - Thanks for right-hand steer. Still, why u no adopt me? would have been able to reunite majapahit and we'll be better than him!. BTW still have a good relationship . And i forgive u for 1945. But you owning my son until 1824, and please, my rendang is not crispy!!!
 * Netherlandsball -  GET OFF PENJAJAH IF YUO JAJAH ME AGAIN, SIAP-SIAP FOR BAMBOE ROENTJING  Why don't you apologize? Are you smoking marijuana again!?! You didn't see that this thing is harmful to your health. Never ever try to get high in my house!! I hate the fact that he is a pothead, but despite all his faults he is a good step father ... I guess. REMEMBER 1947 and 1948!!!! Gib milk and dam
 * Chinaball - Haiyaaa! Ching Chong, thank yuo for the infrastructure project and yuor funny panda BUT STAY AWAY FROM NATUNA!!! OUR SEA IS NORTH NATUNA SEA, NOT SOUTH CHINA SEA  (Likes buying stuff from China, though. And prefer call him "Tiongkok" cus' it sounds racist if we call him "Cina", and sorry for 1998)
 * Swedenball - Gib Ikea, H&M and Volvo.
 * Denmarkball - Gib Lego and Carlsberg.
 * Germanyball - Gib Mercedes, Leopard tank, BMW, and Siemens.
 * Belgiumball - Gib fries, chocolate, waffle and comic books. He also lettings me build an Indonesian-themed park in his clay, The Kingdom of Ganesha.
 * Spainball- I love watching yuor football games! Many of my people are of big fans of his football clubs. And I really feel yuo about [[File:Catalonia-icon.png]] Catalonia.
 * Kingdom of Javaball - Father.
 * Majapahitball - Hindu grandpa
 * [[File:Majapahit-icon (tangle).png]] Majapahitangle (anschluss mode for Indonesiaball) - I will anschluss all of Nusantara and ASEAN along with Australia. (the anschluss time is near)
 * Srivijayaball - Buddhist grandpa
 * Mataram Sultanateball - Kebab grandpa
 * Samudera Pasaiball - Kebab grandma
 * Kutaiball - Our grandgrandgrandgrandgrandpa
 * Salakanagaraball - our grandgrandgrandgrandgrandpagrandpa
 * Mongoloidball - Ancestor.
 * 1ball - Our ancestor that teach us how into rice
 * Palestineball - Must defend our kebab sister! Defend from Zionishit!!! She recognized us in 1945 and 1949 against those Western idiot, now we recognise them against  yahudi kafir laknat!
 * Iranball - Even though he is syiah which i be honest most of us despise it not to mention that incident in Madura, he's still friend. We are kebab brothers. He gib me oil. I think Cyrus the Great and Gajah Mada was the best world conqueror.
 * Saudi Arabiaball - I'm a big fan of those guys! Fellow kebab brothers! (still no maids for yuo SALAFI WAHHABIballs) (recently visited us, so we good).  BTW YUO SAUDI FOR YUOR INVESTATION PLANNING!!!YUO PROMISED TO INVEST 300 TRILLION RUPIAH BUT YUO JUST SPENT 60 TRILLION RUPIAH!!! WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER 240 TRILLION???!!!!!!!! 
 * Armeniaball and Greeceball - Thanks for visiting! (brothers!), some Armenians used to be exist here.
 * Uzbekball - We concealed Imam Bukhari's tomb from destruction by the commie regime. Also, those uzbek hookers around red light in Jakarta
 * Moroccoball - Kebab friendship.
 * Egyptball - The first country who recognize our independence. Thank's a lot! But, my pyramids (Borobudur temple and Mount Padang) are better than yuors!
 * Algeriaball - We have the similar way how to be independent.
 * Surinameball - Javanese brother. Also adopted by Dutch.
 * New Caledoniaball - Another Javanese brother, but adopted by Franceball. And might be new countryball in 2018.
 * South Africaball - Distant relative. His leader can into batik lover!
 * Madagascarball - Long lost brother and far away relative, of Indonesian origin. And how we're get there at 8000 km distance still unsolved. Never know that our language has a very small intelligibility.
 * South Koreaball - Annyeong Haseyo! Gib Samsung, entertainment, and plastic surgery method.
 * North Koreaball - Crazy old friend. Our leaders is best friends and gib to him an orchid flower and name it kimilsungia. And thank you for supporting me instead of that Malaysia. But why you use one of our citizen to commit your plot!!!??? Also stop threatening countries with nukes.
 * Icelandball - We both can into smogging neighboring countries
 * Finlandball - Helped us against kebab separatist, We both fought the communist, Also Gib Nokia and Education system.
 * Norwayball - Friend in fishery industry and also with me make a boom of those illegal ship. Huh? Nope, since when I stole your flag, it's even less than 10%.
 * NepalRawr - Historical friend and can into Everest summit. Never know that our relation is far back when I was still of Hindu kingdoms.
 * New Zealandball - Australiaball shadow but with hobbits and snow. Also, with more nice people and nice scenery. Best student exchange, YAY!! Also, the one who never backstabbed me before.
 * Indiaball (Mostly) - You are Really such a Great friend . Thanks to share your bad quality cheap cars, bikes and Android gadgets to us. And gib TV shows! (But sometimes an enemy). Why yuo always run on tree ?
 * Serbiaball - Thanks for letting me build factories in yuor clay and I support yuo against that Damn separatist.  BUT DONT TRY TO REMOVE ME YUO DAMN TINY BALKAN NATION!!! 
 * Vietnamball - Is of nice BUT REMOVE COMMUNIST. our competitor in AEC?? LUWAK COFFEE BEST COFFEE, VIET COFFEE MAKE CASUALTY. Why yuo throw rocks to us? because we no gib yuo telolet on bus?
 * Cubaball - Well our leaders is best friends and pretty much any socialist states. BRAVO Fidel Castro!
 * Chileball - Good friend from Latin America. Also, the furthest we can travel without visa
 * Italyball - Pizza and Pasta!!! He's important as my hub from me to the rest of europe. Also, nice friendship match not really
 * Irelandball - Uhh.... did he call me his relative? How come? I'm of Austronesian, he is of Celtic :/
 * Gambiaball - A tiny-sandwiched kebab friend that is surrounded by Senegalball.
 * Mexicoball - Is of friend but we must remove drug traders and organized criminals. Also in the same level of corruption
 * Nigeriaball - REMOVE BOKO HARAM! Also, he likes our Indomie, But STOP CLAIMING THAT INDOMIE IS YOUR PRODUCT!!.
 * Gabonball - Oh, that African country which share the same independence day date (15 years later).
 * Canadaball - Nice Cousin, gib more tourists!
 * Grenadaball - NUTMEG BUDDY!!!
 * Franceball - Very good wine! Also gib cars and baguette.
 * Pakistanball - He is My best prend, I Send Me Army to protect Karachi while he is fighting with Indiaball
 * Taiwanball - Haiyaaa! Remember when Papa Holland colonized the north of your clay? Anyway, we'll sent our best students into you.
 * Iraqball  - Very good friend also gibs oil. But  THE WATERS OFF THE NATUNA ISLANDS ARE MINE! 
 * Indonesian-Chineseball - Haiyaaa! Yuo are my beloved brother. Btw, gib angpao plox. We're apologize for 1998.
 * And practically any countryball except: Israelcube cursed yahudi zionists, and (sometimes)  Malaysiaball. Indonesiaball can into friends!

Netral (Neutral)

 * USAball - STUPID BURGER SUPPORTING  EVIL DICTATOR!! STOP."POKING" US!! GIB BACK FREEPORT!!! But in certain sense, Please gib more skanky tourist though. In general, we still can into get along unless if he call me Poland again. I hope Trump not a total d*ck here. YUO ARE ANTEK  REMASON AND  LAMINATING.
 * Malaysiaball- We are of brothers and friendly rivals, and in general, we havings very complicated love-hate relationship. Many of my people love visiting his clay for leisure and a lot of migrant workers of goings there to find work. BUT STILL WHY YUO MAKE PROBLEM WITH ME IN ASEAN GAMES 2017?! SCREW YUO!!! MALINGSIA! YUO NOT HAVE HEROES!! AND THEN, WHY YUO ALWAYS STEAL MY CULTURE YUO MALING?! FROM INJIT-INJIT, RENDANG, BATIK, RASA SAYANGE SONG, LANGUAGE, AND THEN KUDA KEPANG (SCREW KUDA WARISAN) ?! ALSO STOP ABUSINGS MY MIGRANT WORKERS! I WILL ATTACK YUO WITH HASHTAG #shameonyoumalaysia IN TWITTER AND INSTAGRAM 
 * Philippinesball - We both have a desire to destroy Abu Sayyaf, but I WANTED TO HELP YOU KILL ABU SAYYAF, BUT YOU'RE NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING TO HELP MY HOSTAGED PEOPLE! VERY SELFISH OF YUO!!! ALSO STOP CLAIMING MIANGAS JUST BECAUSE YOUR BAHASAS/LANGUAGES ARE SUPERIOR IN THE CELEBES SEA OR EVEN IT'S MUCH CLOSER TO DAVAO THAN TO MANADO, KEPARAT! ...From now on, you're going to deal problems by yourself. Go ask Vietnam for help or something.
 * Portugalball and Brazilball - I of stole  East Timor
 * Polandball - KURWA!! Me not stinky stupid Polandia! They of stealings flag!!! REMOVE CONFUSING!, WHY HE CANNOT INTO ORIGINAL FLAG!?.
 * Monacoball - Me not Monako either! They of stealings flag!, ALSO WHY YUO TIDAK INTO ORIGINAL FLAG
 * North Koreaball - REMOVE WEED!!!! but we generally get along. Although he start getting more menacing.
 * Australiaball: REMOVE SPY AND EVIL PIRATE! Coral Sea of glorious Indonesian Sea! Remove kangaroo! Still he's a good friend by gib me aid after tsunami and we gib him 'bintang' beer. Was on my side during Renville Agreement. AND STOP RANTING ABOUT EXECUTION or 'PLAYING FIRE' WITH ME!. DRUGS DESTROY LIFE!!! IF YOU KEEP PROTESTING, I'LL FORCE YOU TO GIB CHRISTMAS ISLAND!!!!!!!

Musuh (Enemies)

 * Israelcube - Save fellow kebab sister Palestineball! FAKE IMPERIALIST JEWISH SMELLY PIG DOG ORANGUTAN-SHIT KAFIR LAKNAT GO TO HELL ISRAHELL GET OFF FROM  UNIVERSE!!!!!! TAKE THAT AT 1960s,  SUKARNO BAN YUO IN ASIAN GAMES!!! YUO ARE ANTEK  REMASON AND  LAMINATING  BTW, thanks for fighter jet and Operation Alpha . But seriously, just let Palestine free, two states solution of okay.
 * Myanmarball OH MY GOD, YUO MURDERER!!! STOP SLAUGHTERING ROHINGYAS YUO DAMN FAKE BUDDHIST!!!  BUDDHISM IN INDONESIA PROMOTE PEASE, WHY YUO NOT!!! BECAUSE OF YUO, MY PEOPLE ARE SURROUNDING BOROBUDUR TEMPLE!!! I WILL CUT YUOR BODY AND SLICE IT AND BURN IT!!! AUNG SAN SUU KYI WAS A BITCH WHO INVOLVED IN  ROHINGYAS GENOCIDE!!! I WILL GOON THEIR SIDE!!!!! #Boikot #Sanction Myanmar!
 * Al-Qaedaball YUOR JEMAAH ISLAMIYAH IS UGLY AS YUO ARE! #KamiTidakTakut
 * ISISball - YUO ARE NOT KEBAB! ANTEK  MAMARIKA AND  ISRAHELL ALSO  SAUDI WAHHABI ! YUO WORST KEBAB! YOU ARE THE  DAJJAL'S ARMY!!! WORST  SEPARATIST!! NO THREATINGS INTO INDONESIA!! REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!! DON'T DARE TO MAKE A MESS HERE OR YOU'LL REGRET!!!! 14/1/2016 YOU STILL CANNOT INTO FRIGHTENING US!!!! YOU ARE NOT  ALLAH'S ARMY, BUT  DAJJAL'S ARMY!!!!! I will destruct you !!!!!! YUO MUST BE DESTRUCTED BY NANOTECH [[File:Indonesia-icon (modern soldier).png]] TNI!!!! YUO ARE NOT  CALIPHATE!!! JANCUK! #KamiTidakTakut #Ayola
 * Fijiball & Vanuatuball - HOW DARE YOU SUPPORT FREE PAPUA MOVEMENT AND NOT RESPECT TO OUR SOVEREIGNITY!!!!!! GET THE FREICKIN' AWAY FROM ME!!!! YOU'LL GONNA PAY FROM THAT!!!!! REMOVE BHOJPURIS!!!!!! REMOVE LAP LAP!!!!!!
 * Kosovoball - KOSOVO IS OF SERBIA!!! NO LONGER EXPLANATIONS!! END OF STORY!
 * Papua New Guineaball - Stop attacking us and release our people or AIRSTRIKE!!!! also PNG Born from Pirates!  !!!!!
 * Yemenball -  PULL OFF YUOR HABIB RIZIEQ!!! HE'S "YUORS" CITIZEN!!!
 * Bahamasball - CURSE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AND YOUR AFTERLIFE!!!! YOU LET YOUR GODAMN CRUISE SHIP SMASHING INTO OUR BAUTIFULLY FASCIATING RAJA AMPAT REEF!!!!!!! YOU DESTROYED AROUND 1 HECTARE!!!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU JUST DONE YUO GOBLOK!!!!!!!! THAT'S IT! I'LL SUE YOU TO THE UN AND UNESCO!!!!!! AND I'LL MAKE YOU PAY 999 TRILIUN RUPIAHS FOR DAMAGED REEF!!! OTHERWISE, YOU CAN GIB SOME OF YOURS FOR THE TIME BEING. 
 * British Rajball - YUO OF HELPING PAPA HOLLAND COLONIZING ME AGAIN IN 1945!!
 * Colombiaball - REMOVE WEED!!!!!
 * Jamaicaball - REMOVE WEED!!!!!
 * Uruguayball - REMOVE WEED!!!!!

Lainnya (Others)

 * East Timorball - You ungrateful son!, why do you leave me? (well it's for my own good...). And looks like you're started to regret because your clay is worthless and your human resouces shit, even taking aid in Kupang.
 * Vaticanball - Thank you for willingly visit us again since 1989 this year in 30/7 to 6/8 2017

Keluarga/Kerabat (Family)

 * 1ball - Ancestor
 * 7ball - Ancestor
 * Malaysiaball - Brother
 * Bruneiball - Brother
 * Tringapore - Brother
 * Australiaball - Adoptive Cousin
 * Philippinesball - Uncle
 * Fijiball - Cousin
 * Palauball - Cousin
 * Samoaball - Cousin
 * Kiribatiball - Cousin
 * Tongaball - Cousin
 * Tuvaluball - Cousin
 * New Caledoniaball - Brother
 * Madagascarball - Relative
 * South Africaball - Adoptive Brother
 * Surinameball - Brother (he is the best Sheriff of all Earthball)
 * Papua New Guineaball - Brother in denial
 * East Timorball - Banished son
 * Netherlandsball - Adoptive Father
 * Majapahitball - Biological Father
 * Srivijayaball - Grand father

Provinsi (Provincies)

 *  Acehball "The Porch of  Meccaball, Proud of Sharia Law! Former  Separatist!" A special child who applies ' Islamic law, is it not too horrible to punish people in public? Your struggle is great for my [[File:1-icon (indipendence).png]] independence, so do not leave me! Remember [[File:Indonesia-icon (modern soldier).png]] the military operation and 2004 Tsunami?! Poor yuo, ' Kebab rebel!
 * Baliball: "Island of Gods,  Hinduism and Beaches." The most popular child amongst other children. Become a tourist destination, especially  Australiaball,  Chinaball, and  Japanball. Full of  Hindu tradition, beaches and statues. Unfortunately, many tourists who then throw garbage. Shit, he's more popular than me wkwkwk.
 * Bangka Belitung Islandsball: "Unity of   Malay Indonesiaball and Chinese Indonesiaball!" The islands that was colonialized by  Srivijayaball and  Majapahitball. Famous for its  Chinese population and being birthplace of  Basuki Tjahaja Purnama, former  Jakartaball's governor.
 * Bantenball: "A Place with Martial Actions!" Famous for the glory of Banten Sultanateball against the  Dutch East Indiesball. His martial art, debus, became his power!
 * Bengkuluball: "Land of Rafflesia" Native to  Rejangese. Famous for traditional ceremony of Tabut, a ceremony mixed by Shiaball and  local tradition.  Sukarno has also been exiled here. To be honest, this province is considered the most forgotten one, even our people here oftenly forget that Bengkulu exists  Central Javaball:"Land of Sunanate and Temples".  Javanese is native with many variant dialects of Javanese. Has  Sundanese in mostwest region. Famous for a  Mahayana temple, Borobudur, and  Hindu temple, Prambanan Central Kalimantanball: "Full of  Dayak, Dayak and  and Dayak and  Banjarese, and also Virgin Forests" You can find  Dayak and  Banjarese here, although with  Javanese significant population. Famous for Sampit Conflict, a conflict between  Dayak and  Madurese. If   Also the proposed location for the new administrative center of Palangkarayaball.
 * Central Sulawesiball: "Has Unique Animals and Plants" With different animals and plants from Asia and Oceania, it was unique place to see unusual animals such as anoa, babirusa, tonkena monkey, rhododenron, and many more!
 * East Javaball: "Birthplace of Nahdlatul 'Ulama and Jancukers" Part of mosteast Java. Full of  Nahdlatul 'Ulama's affliated pesantren.  Sukarno also was born here. Popular for the word jancuk  in Javanese language
 * East Kalimantanball:"Full of  East Kalimantanball:"Full of Javanese Imigrants" Javanese Imigrants" Part of Kalimantan, with many ancient kingdoms, such as Sultanate of Kutaiball. Can into oil money.
 * East Nusa Tenggaraball: "Komodos and Changing Color Lakes"  Our new tourist magnet!! Visit Sumba and Flores Plox, not to mention the Nihiwatu Resort, Wae Rebo Village. Also, very Christian (most of  Catholicism, less of  Protestantism) province and the  only Christian kingdom used to exist here
 * Gorontaloball: "The Porch of  Medinaball, Proud of Sharia Law! Former  Separatist!" My son is Islamic, but does not apply the formal Shari'a of Islam. Famous for the caps worn by  Abdurrahman Wahid, the fourth President of Indonesia (Peci Gus Dur).
 * Jakartaball: "My Capital City, Favourite Son!" The richest son who often floods. Have a pretty hot political situation and Famous for the February 2017 Jakarta protests that dragged blasphemer down to jail! Ever terrorized by a bomb attack that claimed to be from  ISISball. Now, he is building Jakartaball MRT, Jakartaball LRT, and Jakartaball Inner Ring Road, to prepare for 2018 Asian Games.
 * Jambiball: Jambiball Srivijayaball, Many    Malays" Place where a lot of people are   Malay Majority are  Muslims
 * Malukuball
 * North Kalimantanball: "Newborn Kid"
 * North Malukuball
 * North Sulawesiball
 * North Sumatraball
 * Papuaball
 * Riauball
 * Riau Islands Provinceball
 * Southeast Sulawesiball
 * South Kalimantanball
 * South Sulawesiball
 * South Sumatraball
 * West Javaball "Sampurasun! Kumaha Damang?"
 * West Kalimantanball "Ghostly Equatorial City"
 * West Nusa Tenggaraball "Wannabe Bali"
 * West Papuaball
 * West Sulawesiball
 * West Sumatraball GTFO GERMANY...... "HAIL GLORIOUS RENDANG!!"
 * Yogyakartaball "ꦲꦩꦼꦩꦪꦸꦲꦪꦸꦤꦶꦁꦧꦮꦤ"

National Heroes

 * Abdul Muis - Writer, journalist, politian who argued tirelessly for Indonesiaball's independence from the  Netherlandsball.
 * Ki Hajar Dewantara - Great teacher who teach the unafford Indonesian.
 * Suryopranoto - He led the strike work of dutch company's workers.
 * Mohammad Husni Thamrin - He spearheaded an effort to unite eight nationalist organisations.
 * Agus Salim - Great diplomat who made other countryballs impressed with us.
 * Ahmad Dahlan - Kyai (ulema) who found Muhammadiyah.
 * Cokroaminoto - Leader of Sarekat Islam.
 * Ernest Douwess Dekker - Indo who helped the revolter in 1800s.
 * Sukarno - Socialist; Our 1st president and a great proclamator. BUT DONT BE A COMMIE!!!
 * Muhammad Hatta - Our 1st vice president and a great proclamator too.
 * Gajah Mada - The 1st man who unified the whole of Nusantara and being the enemy of Sunda Kingdomball
 * Tadashi Maeda - A fascist who gib Sukarno place for making proclamation text.
 * Buya Hamka - Our 1st great scholar.
 * Cut Nyak Dien - A brave women hero from Aceh who fought the dutch.
 * Bung Tomo - A Surabayan general who fought the Britts in 1945.
 * Ismail Marzuki - A great musician who created many patriotic song.
 * Wage Rudolf Supratman - A great musician who created Indonesia Raya.
 * Tan Malaka - A great nationalist who was full of myths. BUT, DONT BE A COMMIE!!!
 * Fatmawati - She made and sew our flag. She is Soekarno's wife.
 * Sudirman - The 1st TNI general who lead a revolt against dutch in 1945.
 * Syekh Yusuf Tajul Khalwati - A great scholar who struggled to defend Banten from dutch. When dutch threw him to South Africa, He was the 1st man who spread Islam in South Africa.
 * Prince Diponegoro - A great kebab prince who dare to destroy dutch facility in Java island.
 * Ahmad Yani - A TNI general who repelled dutch 2nd agression. Later, he was caught and killed by retarded Commies with 6 other general.
 * Adam Malik - Our great foreign affairs minister. He made Soviet, UN and other countryballs recognized western Irian as our clay. And he's one of the founder of ASEAN.
 * Abdul Harris Nasution - Our military general who led the war against Commies.
 * Karel Satsuit Tubun - A police who died while protecting general Nasution.
 * Teuku Umar - A sultan who fought the dutch with many tricks.
 * Tuanku Imam Bonjol - A sultan who unified 2 unfriendly tribes(Adat and Padri) to fight the dutch.
 * Kartini - She equalized the rights of woman and man.
 * Raden Dewi Sartika - She opened the first school for Indonesian people. She was Kartini's closest friend.
 * Siti Hartinah - She built many social foundation, hospitals and a park (TMII). She's Suharto's wife.
 * Zainal Mustofa - A scholar who died while fighting the Japanese.
 * Kusumah Atmaja - Our first supreme court leader. He denied to sign the Renville treaty which the dutch take too much of our clay.
 * Harun bin Said - Our military general who led the Indonesian invasion of Singapore in 1965 when Indonesian-Malaysian confrontation happened. He died because of death penalty by Malaysian government.
 * Usman bin Haji Muhammad Ali - Same like Harun bin Said. He's Harun's closest friend.
 * I Gusti Ngurah Rai - Our military general who died in war against dutch at Puputan war. He deploy every single of his soldier until all of his army and himself die.
 * La Maddukeleng - A pirate who hijacked many dutch ships.
 * Kapitan Pattimura - A general who suceeded to destroy dutch forts in Maluku and kill the residents.
 * I Gusti Ketut Jelantik - A duke who seized many anchored dutch ships in Bali beaches.
 * Mahmud Badaruddin II - A sultan who fought the dutch and britts in 1811.
 * Iskandar Muda - A sultan who fought the Portugese in 1511.
 * Tuanku Tambusai - A sultan who fought the dutch with a strong fort(Dalu-dalu). He's Imam Bonjol's friend.
 * Untung Surapati - A thief who stole dutch monies. Later, he established Pasuruan kingdom and fought the dutch.
 * Agung Hanyakrakusuma - A sultan who tried to besiege Batavia(dutch capital in Java island).

Kutipan (Quotes)

 * "Bhinneka Tunggal Ika"
 * "PANCASILA!"
 * NKRI Harga Mati!!!
 * "Piye kabare?,... isih penak jamanku to!"
 * "Amerika kita setrika! Inggris kita linggis!" (We iron the Murica, We crowbench the  Brits)
 * INDOMIE MASTER RACE!
 * "Sampurasun! Kumaha? Damang?"
 * "Halo..... Hai"
 * Horas!
 * MUST EAT FISH OR TENGGELAMKAN (drown him)
 * RENDANG RENDANG RENDANG
 * Tahu Bulat
 * Assalamualaikum!
 * Om Telolet Om
 * OM OJEK OM!
 * IndomieSeleraku


 * "TENGGELAMKAN!"
 * Bang Makan Bang
 * KamiTidakTakut
 * PrayForJakarta
 * Eh dasar kids jaman now
 * Mari kita selamatkan saudara kita yang berada di Palestina ( Let us save our brother in Palestine)
 * Hapuskan Yahudi!!! (Remove Jews)
 * EH ANAK MICIN!!!!

Pranala (Links)

 * Facebook page

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