North Koreaball

"Eat this America!"

"America will fear from our great leader kim-jong-un himself!, juche the true religion!"

""North Koreaball, or Democratic People's Republic of Koreaball (not democratic, it isn't even communist, not (all of) Korea), is a controversial Juche East Asian country in Korean peninsula. It has few money and food and it's famous for its "glorious" leader and "democracy".

Beside it claims to have nukes, it's technologically back and, if it wasn't for its internal propaganda, it'd probably auto-collapse for its dictatorship regime.

North Koreaball has no relationship with its southern neighbour since they both claim to be the only Korea, not recognizing each other. Japanball also dosen't recongnize him.

He claims he can into nuke, but he can't into nuke. Technically, he can, but after that, he is into punished by UNball.

He is not a Kebab but he really likes Kebab Countries because they work to together and want to destroy USA and Israel and also like to work together. And this is way North Korea loves Kebab.

North Koreaball has one the the largest militaries in the world, with over a million active personal. But the huge downside is most of his equipment is very old, dating back to the Cold War era. He's the only country in the world to have Il-28 bombers in active service. Kim Jong Un's half brother was killed recently and Malaysiaball has banned all NRoth Koreans from his clay.

History:
Korean history starts with various Asian dynasties but before World War II there were no "North Korea" or "South Korea". In 1945, Japanese Koreaball, a Fascist occupation of the Korean peninsula formerly part of Korean Empireball, was split into two different parts by Sovietball and USAball.

In 1948, North Koreaball made their government.

This division encouraged the Northern part of Korea to invade the Southern one, in 1950, starting the Korean War which de facto ended into a status quo, thanks to United States support to South Korea and Sino-Soviet support to North Korea. After war, North Korea made their own flag with Soviet Unionball gaved. One funny thing is Kim-il-sung(Kim-jong-un's grandfather) liked Korea flag(South Korea flag).

Since 1995, North Koreaball has to open up to external food aid and modernization in this country is practically below zero. As Communist block fell off, North Korea remained with less and less allies. Now he has been testiing nukes like crazy.

Despite his own craziness, even he knows that Eritreaball is insane.

Rage list :

 * Malaysiaball - YUO KILLED DEAR LEADER'S HALF BROTHER (but we set it up) ! 
 * Iranball - (Actually, he's a good guy) We have both want to destroy Capitalist PIG DOG and the Zionists, Wahhabis and Illuminatis have to defend ourselfs and remove USA and Israel and theyre Diabolic Pland. Also he is like me in the Middle East
 * Chinaball - YUO TRAITOR!! WE HAD RELATIONS AND YUOR DUMB MANDARIN DIM SUM ASS FUCKED IT UP!!!  FUCK FAKE COMMUNIST WIN YANG YIN CHANG CHONG CHING CHUNG WHATEVER!!!  I HAVE NUKES!  NUKES NUKES NUKES NUKES NUKES NUKES AND NUKES TO FUCK WHOLE WORLD UP!!!  YUO INCLUDED!!! YUO HEARINGS ME?...uh... guys... SHUT UP!!  AM NOT SILLY ANNOYING BALL.  YUO ARE SILLY ANNOYING PIECE OF SH-(gets beat up by Chinaball)
 * Ceausescu - Where are you, old friend. I swear i'll revive you.
 * Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - WHY MUST YUO SUDDENLY DIE!?!?! I HAD TO GO THRU 4 YEARS (-present) OF FAMINE BECAUSE OF IT!!! AND I WANT MY GIANT HOTEL FINISHED SO I CAN PUT IT ON DISPLAY FOR PEOPLE TO SEE!!(But seriously thiouh pls come back)
 * Russiaball - WHO ARE YUO TO THINK YUO CAN MOCKING ME AND MAKING FUN OF DEAR LEADER??!!!! YUO KNOW WHAT I'LL DO??!!!! I'LL BLOW UP THE KREMLIN!!!  I'LL SHOOT PUTIN!!  AND I'LL RAPE ALL YUOR FEMALE SOLDIERS!!!  AND I'LL DERAIL YUOR STUPID SAPSAN TRAINS AND SHOOT DOWN YUOR ANTONOV 225s AND REMOVE DASH CAMS!!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
 * South Koreaball-Worst enemy! I AM REAL KOREA YUO ARE FAKE!I WILL NUKE YUO CAPITALIST PIG! INVADING AND CAPTURING SEOUL 1950 IS OF BEST EVENT DURING OUR WAR!!! REMOVE K-POP! But gib reunifaction before our language differs too much and also gib your flags. BUT REMOVE BORDER WALL!!!!! So yuo now deployed THAAD onto your soil... WELL GUESS WAT?!? MY NUKES CAN STILL CUT THRU YOUR DEFENSE!!!(Not) WAI YUO NOU R FAKE KOREA? BECAUSE 2016 DECEMBER 3  2.3 MILLIONS PEOPLES STARTED CANDLE RIOT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
 * USAball-CAPITALIST PIG BECAUSE OF YUO KOREA CANNOT REUNIFY YUO WILL FALL TO GLORIOUS KIM JONG UN 9/11 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE MY NUKES CAN REACH TO AMERICAN SOIL!!!!! REMOVE BURGER!!! REMOVE IMPERIALIST DOG YUO SHOULD DIE!!!
 * Philippinesball - HAHAHAHA! AS A PUPPY OF THAT PIG, YOU SURE ARE SUCH A COWARDLY IDIOT. YOUR GOVERNMENT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE, AND APPARENTLY YOU LEFT YOUR OWN DADDY JUST TO BE PROTECTED BY COMMUNISTS. KEEP HIDING, PUPPY! COWER IN FEAR! (psst and I like how your country just shit their pants when a part of my rocket fell into your ocean LITERALLY JUST THE SIZE OF A FRIDGE XD)
 * [[File:Cubaball-icon.png]] Cubaball WHY YOU SIDE WITH CAPITALIST PIGS?! YOU ARE NOT OF COMRAD TO ME ANY MORE!!! WE WIL NUKE YOU WITH CAPITALIST PIGBALL!
 * Japanball-Capitalist Pig! I CAN OF LAUNCH MISSILES AT YOUR "PRECIOUS" SEA ANY TIME I OF WANT UNTIL YUO START TAKING OF ME SERIOUSLY!!! REMOVE ANIME!!!
 * Israelcube - You of Zionist PIG who wants to destroy the free World and even the West. Let Palestine be free and no Rothschild Illuminati Satanist Banking in our Country. FUCK YOUR ANTISEMITIC CARD WE IN TRUE KOREA DON'T CARE ABOUT IT!!! IF YUO DON'T FREE PALENSTINE, I WILL NUKE YUO.
 * Bulgariaball- YUO ARE MY WORSTEST ENEMY EVER IN WHOLE GALAXY AND UNIVERSE! I'LL VERIEST GIGANTIC AND BIGGEST NUKE ON SOFIA, PLOVDIV, BURGAS, TSARY MALY GRAD, BURGAS, VARNA, SILISTRA, VELIKO TARNOVO, MALKA TARNOVO, DOBRICH, MALKO TARNOVO, PERNIK, KULATA, BLAGOEVGRAD, SAMOKOV, BOREVETS, VERINGRAD, RILA, RILSKI MANASTIR, VIDIN, VRATSA, SVOGE,YUOR METROPOLIAN AREA,YUOR BASE,YOUR BUNKER,YUOR BNT FUCKING SHIT AND ALL OF YUOR CITIES, TOWN AND VILLAGES!!! I'LL VERIEST GIGANTIC AND BIGGEST NUKE OVER ALL OF YUOR CLAY!!! I'LL STEAL ALL OF YUOR CLAY!!! YUO'RE MINE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER!!! STOP HIDING UNDER SIBERIAN MASK!!! BULGARIA IS NOW NORTH KOREA FOREVER!!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE AND DECLARE INDEPENDENCE AND FREEDOM FOREVER!!! NOT EVEN BEING VASSIL! I WILL KILL YOU!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! RAHHHHH! WE WILL DESTROY YOU TO MY CLAY. BAD IMPERIALIST WHORE!  ANSCHLUSS!!!!!!!! YUO HAVE BETRAYEDMEEE!!! 엿먹어!!! YOU SUCK EVEN MORE THAN BURGER,SATAN AND WORST KOREA!!!!!!!!!!!!ANSCHLUSS!!! REEEEEEMOOOOVE!!!!!!! YOU FASCIST CHETNIK IDIOT!!!! INCLUDING YUO BULGARIA! YUO FILTHY CHRISTIAN, HUH!?! WE CAN OF ANSCHLUSS BULGARIA FOREVERRRRRR!!!!!!! ARCHENEMYS!!! YOU'RE EVEN MORE WORSTER THAN AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!  WHEH I WILL GET NUKES I WILL INVIDE AND ANSCHLUSS YOU!!! THIS WILL OF BEING THE PERFECT PLACE TO NUKE! THATS WAT YUO GET YO OL' FASCIST! YOU IDIOT!!! AND YOUR XAXAXA TOO!!! YUO DO NOT EXIST!!! REMEMBER THE COMFORT WOMEN! WORST HUMAN RIGHTS!!! FUCK YOU!!! YOU ARE OF BAD GLAY YOU HAVE BAD RLIGOI!!!  I WILL RAPE ALL YOUR FEMALE HUMANS TO DEATH!!! DEATH TO BULGARIA!!!  I WILL OF GETTINGS RID OF YOU!  YUO WILL INTO ANSCHLUSS WITH ME! I WILL BE AGGRESIVE,KILLER,LORD OF DESTRCTION!!! I WILL BLOW UP SHIPKA PASS MONUMENT,RILSKI MANASTIR,VITOSHA MOUTAIN TOO!!! IF YUO DON'T HEAR ME I WILL OF MAKING NUKES TO DESTROY STRAIGHT YUO!!! YUO WILL FALL TO GLORIOUS KIM JONG UN! I'LL SHOOT YUOR PRESIDENT AND BURN YUOR FLAG!!!
 * Portugalball- 7-0 NEVER FORGET!
 * Eritreaball- These guys are like us but... well... Ok we will admit we are truly psychotic but even we find him scary
 * ISISball- We both hate U.S.A.ball but dear leader and god Kim Jong-Un forbid these guys get what they want. We simply cant' be of friends because they are of worse then Eritreaball (though we like that he attacks capitalist pigs But still).
 * [[File:Sentinelese-icon.png]]Sentineleseball- He is isolated like me, he spears anyone who comes near his island, this means he removes Burger and Fake Korea, so he is alright of a fellow.
 * [[File:Turkmen-icon.png]]Turkmenistanball - We have similar personalities
 * [[File:Kiribati-icon.png]]Kiribatiball,[[File:Bhutan-icon.png]]Bhutanball, and [[File:Pitcairn Islands-icon.png]]Pitcairn - Isolated like me

Quotes

 * Juche Juche
 * Haeck!!!!
 * Nuclear
 * Chinaehanun Gimjonguen Jangunnim Manse: Hail for the General Gimjonguen.

How to draw
Draw North Koreaball is somewhat difficult:
 * 1) Draw the basic circle shape and color it red
 * 2) Draw two horizontal white lines in it and color the central part of blue
 * 3) After this, draw a white inner circle in the blue part and draw a red star inside it
 * 4) Draw the eyes and you've done

Gallery
Corea del Norteball Sjeverna Korejaball Corea del Nordball 북한공 Coreia do Norteball Северная Корея