Brazilball

Brazilball is the largest countryball in South America, representing the whole country. It is the world's fifth largest countryball, by geographical area and sixth largest country by population, with over 207 million people. It is the largest lusophone countryball in the world, and the only one in the Americas. Often its motto is changed from Ordem e Progresso (Order and Progress) to Disorder and Retrocess (popularly known as BR BR BR e HUE HUE HUE). ''Brazilball has a historic and friendly rivalry with Argentinaball, often HUEing and making jokes about Argentina. It is also very good in football, where it always qualified in world cup since 1930.

He has high aspirations of becoming a world power, and has invested large amounts of money on sporting events to demonstrate his incredible potential, although this has brought more problems than benefits.

Brazilball is a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball. In fact, he has the largest economy in Latin America.

Brazilball is divided into 26 statesballs, plus the Federal District. Each state has its own laws, regulations and police, similar to the USAball. There is a separatist movement gaining force in South of Brazil called The South is My Country (O Sul é o Meu País) that claims the independecy of that region, that accounts for 3 stateballs.

The Brazilian Empireball was originally a unitary countryball, but after the republican coup d'état in 1889 the provinces of the Empire became federal states of the Republic.

His national day is in September 7. His astrological sign is Virgo. He is of stronk! Well... not really.

In 2011, Brazilball was into female leadership. Well not anymore... HUEHUEHUEHUE

Personality (aka the Tragedy of 2014)
He was known for his hyper, energetic, confident, optimistic, cheerful personality that was friendly to everyone, complemented by his athletic body that he loves to show off when dancing the national dance, the samba. Though, he can become too happy and loud and and lose all manners to start a HUE party. As Brazilball is friendly to everyone, he doesn't have known enemies, but if a countryball could be hostile with Brazilball, he can be a powerful opponent, for example when in January 1835, Brazil can into removings Yam.

Unfortunately, everything changed in the the year 2014.

Brazilball thought that 2014 was the best year of his life. A dream come true, at last. He was chosen to host, in his very own home, his most beloved game, his greatest happiness: The corruption FIFA World Cup. This made him so enthusiastic that he poured all his monies and effort to throw the greatest HUE party that he could ever imagine, inviting everyone including Colombiaball, and he best friend and favourite playmate,  Germanyball. In the commotion, Colombiaball accidentally broke his back, but Brazilball being kind and too consumed by the celebration simply forgave Colombiaball. This friendliness would soon prove to be a mistake, inverting the best year of his life into his worst nightmare. Most of all, it came from who he trusted the most as his best friend and friendly rival, Germanyball. Now was the time for him to act. The perfect opportunity for what he always wanted to do.

Sad Defeat
Ever since then, Brazilball was completely traumatized, a broken bird. What he expected as his best year has become a living horror. All his monies and effort, lost to absolute nil. Everything, even his favourite sport, was forcibly taken away by a once-best friend who betrayed, humiliated and ravaged him in the most agonizing manner possible, and then spreading it into every corner of the globe, Now he had nothing. Him once-cheerful HUE was only nothing more than an anguished and tearful cry. Now he must now bare the burden of the great loss, the great tragedy of 2014.

Brazilball's Greatest Revenge (or How Brazilball Got its HUE Back)
In 2016, Brazilball hosted the 31st Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiroball. On the biggest stage of them all, Brazilball made it to the final of the men's soccer tournament against none other than Germanyball in a rematch of that fateful day in the 2014 World Cup. But this time, Brazilball got his glorious revenge when Neymar scored the winning goal on penalty kicks to win the gold medal. His once-lost HUE had returned for good.

History
Brazilball was born as 3ball, and lived in peace until 1500, when Kingdom of Portugaball came and showed a mirror, Brazil loved the mirror, so he let Portugalball adopt him, and then, he became Portuguese Brazilball.

Invasions!
Spanish Empireball saw everything and started trying to negotiate with Portugalball to get Brazil's guard. However, Portugalball denied, and a tension started between the two iberian brothers. A War was just a matter of time .... But, the two brothers signed a treaty, and Brasiball's Clay was divided in Portuguese and Spanish control, meanwhile the Brazilball was planting sugar cane with the work of 8ball, your slave.

Meanwhile, in Europe, Netherlandsball was poor and did not have any colony, so he dicided to invade Brazilball's clay and take to himself, Portugalball got pissed, and crushed the Dutch and kicked him out of South America, Franceball also tried to invade Brazilball, and Portugal crushed him too, Portugal bravely fought to defend his biggest son.

Independence, or death!
In 1700, Portugalball send the Treaty to hell, and started to expand the now miner Brazilball's territories, Spainball didn´t care about it, and Brazil started to get even more huge and rich, ...

In the mid of 1800, Franceball was raping everyone in Europe, Portugal was scared about this, so he fleed to his son's clay, and turned him a part of the Portuguese Empire. However, Brazilball was inspired by the colonies rebelling against their fathers, so he decided a plan to attack his father and become a fully independent country.

In Setember 7 of 1822, Brazilball attacked his father and kicked him of his clay and becamed Brazilian Empireball.

Imperial Days
In his early days as an independent country, Brazilball was already of stronk, raping a lot of neighbors such as Argentinaball and his son Uruguayball (A.K.A Cisplatinaball ), and a lot of rebellious provinces.

In the mid of 1864, Paraguayball tried to invade him, Brazilball then, formed an allience with Argentinaball and Uruguayball, and together they defeated Paraguayball. After this, he became even more stronger, even challenging UKball to a war.

He had years of glory, and in November 15, 1889 throughout a coup d'état he became the First Brazilian Republic with the Proclamation of the Republic.

Vargas Regime
In 1930, Brazilball was at war with himself in a revolution that will depose the original republic to be further replaced with a totalitarian dictatorship led by one Getulio Vargas, this revolution became a success in 1945. This Military Dictatorship lasted for 21 years and marked one of Brazil's best period of economical growth.

Modern Days
After the proclamation of the republic, he became a more peaceful country, giving 0% to wars, only caring about HUE, in WW1 he killed some German Dolphins, in WW2 he raped Kingdom of Italyball and some Nazi Germanyballs too. Today, Brazilball stronks in soccer, and will continue with his HUE until the end of the universe, but he is poor now. He loves the 2016 RIO games

Relationships
It's common to see Brazilball portrayed talking to its states and the Federal District. Brazilball is not very concerned about politics most of the time, only caring about HUE.

Sons

 * [[File:Acre-icon.png]] Acreball - Is unnoticed by most countryballs, including Brazil. Most times, Acreball will start talking while no one pays attention to it; on many comic strips, Acreball disappears and Brazilball ignores it, like he does not exist. Also, [[File:Bolivia-icon.png]] Boliviaball may start to complain about Acreball, yet the rest of the countries won't know what he's fucking about. The reason for this is because of a Brazilian inside joke about how Acre does not exist. Long ago, Acre was partitioned between Boliviaball in the east and [[File:Peru-icon.png]] Peruball in the west. Nowadays, the existence of Acreball is more accepted by most of Center-West, Southeast and South regionballs and many Brasilian stateballs claim that is where dinosaurs and UFOs are currently hiding.


 * [[File:Uruguay-icon.png]] Uruguayball - (Or Cisplatinaball) Is the child that Brazilian Empireball had with Argentinaball. He left home in 1828 when his mother encouraged him to leave.


 * [[File:Rio Grande do Sul-icon.png]] Rio Grande do Sulball - Is the rebel son of Brazilball. Wants to be independent along with Paranáball and SCball (Santa Catarina), his younger brothers. Became independent by a brief moment, but lost the Ragamuffin War. It is mostly depicted as gay, because of a cultural joke (rich farmers would send their sons to study abroad in Europe, where they end up getting aculturated and coming back a little 'different').


 * [[File:São Paulo-icon.png]] São Pauloball - Is the richest son of Brazilball. Also, have good relationships with Rio Grande do Sulball, Santa Catarinaball and Paranáball

Friends

 * [[File:Portugal-icon.png]] Portugalball: Father. The majority of my population is descendant of Portuguese.
 * [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball: Uncle. I also have the largest Italian population outside of Italy (immigrants and their descendants).
 * [[File:Spain-icon.png]] Spainball: Aunt. I have a lot of descendants of Spanish immigrants in my clay.
 * [[File:Macau-icon.png]] Macauball: Kawaii sibling.
 * [[File:Uruguay-icon.png]] Uruguayball: Son I had with Argentinaball (and also Rebelious State).
 * [[File:UK-icon.png]] UKball: He is the best friend of my father. I am friend of his sons. He is also the creator of football... thank you.
 * [[File:Australia-icon.png]] Australiaball: Funny friend that have strange pets in his home.
 * [[File:Palestine-icon.png]] Palestineball: I recognize him a lot. DAMN [[File:Israel-icon.png]] ZIONISTS!!! We will support you Palestine and the holy land belongs to you.
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball: The brother of Australiaball. Everybody loves him, because he is very nice with everyone. But he is very straight arrow, and because of this I prefer his brothers Australiaball and USAball. Wait... Deadpool was a Canadian?
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - Dangerous guy in the north. "United States of America" is not quite a name, but you are rich, powerful, and have a dangerous bomb, so people do not say anything. We fought Nazis together. But he is enemy of some members of BRICS sooo maybe Neutral... To tell you the truth, I do not see any problem of being a friend of the USA, Russia, China at the same time.
 * [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball: Aunt, even though you are a surrendering coward, thanks for the help with the satellite. Next time,stop surrender plox.
 * [[File:Mexico-icon.png]] Mexicoball - We are friends because we both love telenovelas. I love some of his telenovelas and the El Chavo and El Chapulin Colorado series. But I still think that my telenovelas are the best of the world. We also have the biggest economies in the Latin America and we have a common enemy: Argentinaball.
 * [[File:Malaysia-icon.png]] Malaysiaball: I dont know about this guy but he hates[[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesiaball for culture stealing unlike me hating for raping [[File:East Timor-icon.png]]my brother. Geez thanks and the culture should belonged to you not that filthy rapist!
 * [[File:Colombia-icon.png]] Colombiaball - I like him because of Shakira songs. I also helped him in the past against the FARC (Operation Traira). We are good friends.
 * [[File:Chile-icon.png]] Chileball - Somos amigos. We have worked together as mediators in international conflicts. Once we stopped a stupid fight between Taco and Burger, that was in 1914. We are also working together to help Haiti. In 2010 he suffered an earthquake, and I sent humanitarian aid to him. And another thing ... we love making fun of Argentina.
 * [[File:Japan-icon.png]] Japanball - He is very weird but we are good friends, I love his anime, tokusatsus and games.I have the largest Japanese population outside of Japan (immigrants and their descendants).
 * [[File:Lebanon-icon.png]] Lebanonball - I received immigrants from him in the late 19th century and early 20th century. I have good relations with him. Our president is of Lebanese ancestry.
 * [[File:Vietnam-icon.png]] Vietnamball: We both can into Hue. HUE IS OURS ! 
 * Any BRICS memberballs: Yuo are of great economy friends!
 * Specially [[File:China-icon.png]]Asian Paraguay for making lots of my stuff
 * Bruneiball - Our name is BR. Gib oil plox
 * Angolaball- Crazy Brother
 * Mozambiqueball - Violent Brother
 * Guinea-Bissauball - Beggar Brother
 * Sao Tome and Principeball - A Brother, I think HUEHUEHUE
 * [[File:Cape Verde-icon.png]] Cape Verdeball - Cute brother.
 * [[File:South Korea-icon.png]] South Koreaball - Impeachment sister and fellow G20 member who lives in the far east. She just removed Park this year just like I removed Dilma last year.
 * [[File:Cuba-icon.png]] Cubaball - Cuba open a port with my huelp.
 * [[File:Paraguay-icon.png]] Paraguayball - He hate me and I dont know why.... but he sell really cheaps things!
 * [[File:Iran-icon.png]] Iranball - We have good relations since 2010, but she destroyed years of good relations.
 * [[File:Bulgaria-icon.png]] Bulgariaball - Well, you know...

Enemies

 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germonieball: 7-1, never forget you NAZI!!! Remove Merkel and Beer!!! ALSO, USABALL'S PRESIDENT IS OF YOUR ANCESTRY! but gib car and attend parties plox.
 * [[File:Israel-icon.png]] Israelcube: Due to joke about the result of the match Brazil vs. Germany in the World Cup. Also is of Public insult (Israelcube called Brazilball "diplomatic dwarf").ALSO FREE [[File:Palestine-icon.png]]PALESTINE!!!
 * [[File:Dominican-icon.png]] Dominican Republicball: STOP RAMBLING ABOUT THE POWER PACK!!
 * [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesiaball: Old Enemy. STOP RAPING MY BROTHER!!
 * [[File:Argentina-icon.png]] Argentinaball: (Male version) 1852 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE! HUEHUEHUE Yuo are so arrogant, pridefull and egocentric that yuo do not of win new titles in futebol since the 90s. Yuo need to be more of funny and of humble... like me! HUEHUEHUE! (Female version) I fathered Uruguay with her. BTW did you know our former presidents were female? We can also into female leadership. But stop invading servidores, porra!.
 * [[File:French Guyana-icon.png]] French Guianaball: Ãoxluss!
 * [[File:EU-icon.png]] EUball: YOU ARE STELAING MUNIES FROM MY FATHER!! TU TÁ DI ZOERA COM MEU PAI?

How to draw
Drawing a Brazilball is very simple. After drawing the base circle, color it of a green like here
 * 1) Draw inside it a smaller losangle, color it of a yellow like here
 * 2) Draw inside it a smaller circle, color it of a blue like here
 * 3) Draw inside blue circle a small white strip
 * 4) Draw some hue (optional)
 * 5) Draw the two eyes and you've finished

Quotes

 * "Without HUE, there is no BR."
 * "HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE"
 * "Gib monies plox"
 * "The power of HUE be with yuo"
 * "HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE"
 * "Im BR, gib moni or i report yuo"
 * "HUEHUEHUE For HUE Life
 * Come to Brazil !
 * Algum BR ?
 * Puta Falta de Sacanagem (F*cking lack of immorality)
 * Sou Foda: (I’m f*cking awesome)
 * Ah que delícia cara!!!! (Oh what a delight, dude !!!!) (talking about "orange juice")
 * Aqui é BodyBuilder porra! O monstro tá saindo da jaula!!! (Here is f*cking BodyBuilder! The monster is out of the cage!!!) (talking about work out at the gym)
 * Não entendi nada (I didn't understand anything)
 * Tá pegando fogo bixo! (It's on fire dude!) (talking about electric grill)
 * Estou sentindo uma treta! (I fell bullshit)
 * Ó liberdade deixa meu cachorro que acabou de morrer D: (Oh freedom leave my dog that has just died D:| From a music - Cachorro Magrelinho Remix)
 * Irineu você não sabe nem eu. (Irineu, you don't know neither me)
 * Bolsonaro2018 (Every time there's something about politics of Brazil, there's always a comment like this)
 * Poxa crush, por que não me nota? (Gosh, crush, why don't you notice me?)
 * Surra de pau mole (Soft p*nis slap) (It's a meme)
 * Foda-se (F*ck it) (answer to everything)

Comics
Hue

Links

 * Facebook page

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