Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-33317910-20171010122412/@comment-33176912-20171010221029

USAball: What's going on with my state Canada?

Canadaball: WE WANT TO BE A COUNTRY AGAIN!!!

USAball: NO!!! WAIT!!! STOP!!!

CANADA REVOLUTION

(The state of Canada tries to gain independence, but fails after USA threatens to nuke them)

TREATY OF STATE OF CANADA

It will now be illegal for states to gain independence without consent of the US government. The western part of what used to be Alaska will also be taken as part of Russia.

USAball: WHAT?!?! I DIDN'T WROTE THAT DOWN!!!

Germanyball: NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO GET LAND TAKEN FROM YOU WITHOUT PERMISSION!!!

USAball: OH YEAH?!?!

(USA nukes Moscow and Frankfurt)

Russiaball: WHAT THE FRICK DID YOU DO JERK?!?!

USAball: Nuked you.

Russiaball: YEAH!!! AND YOU KILLED PUTIN TOO!!! WHY?!?!

USAball: BECAUSE YOU TOOK MY LAND!!!

Russiaball: WAIT!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERK?!?! STOP!!!

INVASION OF RUSSIA

(USA is able to take all of Russia)

TREATY OF MOSCOW

Russia will be annexed and become to US state of Russia. Germany will also be annexed and become the state of Frankfurt.

UKball: WHAT?!?! GERMANY HAD NOTHING TO DO WI-

TREATY OF UK

USA will annex UK, France, Spain, Ireland, Poland, Belguim, The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Andorra and Portugal. They will be the state of SHUT UP EUROPE YOU DON'T CONTROL ME!!!.

Italyball: Are you serious USA? You just annex the countries, which were my FRIENDS, and you named them after a state called-

TREATY OF ITALY

Italy will be annexed and be part of the state of SHUT UP EUROPE YOU DON'T CONTROL ME!!!.

(Estonia declares war on USA)

TREATY OF ESTONIA

Estonia will be annexed by USA and will be the state of ESTONIA IS A B****!!!.

Chinaball: WHAT THE HECK?!?! YOUR JUST BEING RIDICULOUS!!! CHANGE THESE STATES NAME!!!

USAball: Ok, geez.

TREATY OF STATES

SHUT UP EUROPE YOU DON'T CONTROL ME!!! will be the state of Frain and ESTONIA IS A B****!!! will be the state of Estonia.