Talk:Australiaball/@comment-146.90.151.169-20170523200152

G'day maties!I am Aussie and I will tell you mates why Oz is true heaven

1.In Australia,it's incredibily normal to take a gap year

2.Australians have swimming pools in their oceans.

3.People in Australia REALLY know cofee.Starbucks tried to invade the scene a few years ago,but Aussies didn't break from their mom and pop roasteries.Starbucks was forced to close 61 of its 87 Australian stores.

4.Two words:Gold,Coast.

5.Precious,just-born,infant turtles crawl into the Australian sea from January until March.And there are turtle guides who will help you find and say hi to them.

6.Everybody in Australia can swim very fast.

7.The minimum wage in Australia is $16.88.SIXTEEN DOLLARS AND EIGHTY-EIGHT CENTS!In America,minimum wage ranges by state from$5.15[Georgia] to $9.19[Washington]

8.Australia's capital city threw itself a birthday party.And gave everybody the day off work.And put on free concerts.And set up the world's longest champagne bar with hundreds of bottles of champagne.WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!

9.A bunch of lakes in Australia are pink,thanks to algae and prwans.

10.Handheld meat pies are,like Australia's national dish.They eat them while watching football that has its own special Australian rules,such as"you may tackle people wthout any helmets on."

11.You can apply for a travel visa to Australia online.No consulates,no lines,no heartache.

12.Australians don't sacrifice sustainability for tourism.Lord Howe Island,the most beautiful island of coral reefs,is only allowed to host 400 tourists at any given time,no matter how many want to come.

13.Caramel Slice is in Australia.

14.There are more kangaroos than humans in Australia,which makes life more adorable.To deal with all these marsupials,experts have concocted kangaroo birth control and a national kangaroo Management Plan.Another population control-snifle,tear,snifle- is the kangaroo burger.

15.Australians dominate at rugby league,while the only rugby that Americans know is played primarily by grunting fraternity brothers.

16.Australians make a vacation out of helping the planet-on a conservation holiday,you can measure plants in the rainforest or monitor owl species at the base of the Australian Alps

17.Everybody in Australia has accents

18.When life gets rough[from eating too much vegemite or winning too much rugby],Australians can always escape to the perfect blue heaven known as Lake McKenzie.

19.In Australia,there are creatures called fairy penguins.After they get home from long days at sea,you can visit their colonies by night.

20.The Great Ocean Road,the Aussie's seaside version of Route 66 takes you past some pretty stellar rock formations.

21.Australians have the wildest steel arch bridge in the world.You may have heard of it.

22.Liam Hemsworth was born in Australia.

23.Chris Hemsworth was born in Australia.

Well mates tommorow i am gonna show you the Australian slangs well you know how i speak.But don't worry that isn't all to the reasons why Australia is true heaven,I will continue telling you mates even more reasons why.Well i am going to westle some freshie and saltie crocs right now.Cya later mates!