Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-35602143-20180708185437/@comment-33591100-20180709181540

NJBall wrote: The Planless Crashman wrote:

NJBall wrote: The Planless Crashman wrote: New Jersey:

-Turn Spanish and Korean into official secondary languages

-Opens up diplomatic ties with Ohio, Maryland, New York, and Jordan

-Creates a (pun intended) state-owned airline called "Air Newark"

-Gives people 50% freedom on how their tax money is used

-Uses the Soviet-era missiles in Sandy Hook to defend the western border

-Upgrades the infrastructure at Newark Liberty International Airport and the Elizabeth Seaport

-Starts funding research on better fighter planes

-Attempts to convince Boeing to move their production center to New Jersey

-Renames the state to "El Huimang of New Jersey"

-Gives a doughnut to a homeless child Note Italian is the widest spoken language other than English and Spanish there, why Korean? Because Fort Lee. That's Virginia, is it not? Nope. Bergen County, George Washington Bridge.