Talk:Thebesball/@comment-68.42.221.181-20160806105257/@comment-26204628-20180110001524

Sadly, it's wine. Wine came waaaaaay before Coca-Cola. Coca-Cola was a huge mess-up while a scientist was trying to make headache medicine. Wine is just ground grapes. Ancient Greece had loads of grapes, and they were probably like "Oh holy Zeus above! There's so many grapes! And we're thirsty... What are we gonna do, dehydrate ourselves? * minutes later * Eureka! Let's mush the grapes into a drink! Make it alcoholic too." Hence, the bottle of wine.