Turkeyball

Turkeyball, officially the Republic of Turkeyball, is a kebab countryball located between Anatolia, Asia, East Thrace and Middle East, bordered by Syriaball and  Iraqball to the South,  Greeceball to the West,  Bulgariaball to the Northwest, and  Iranball to the East. The country is divided into 81 kebabs  provinces, along with his capital Ankaraball, giving him a total area of 302,535 square miles, making him the 36th largest country in the world. With a population of about 80.81 million as of 2018, he's the world's 19th most populous country.

Being a Turkic country, as well as having strong ties with the western world, makes Turkey a member of the Turkic Council and  NATO. However, even after his attempts, he has failed to become a member of the EUball due to the many problems he's dealing with. Turkey is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a group formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball.

Turkeyball is often referred as "aggressive, nationalist" because of his actions towards many countryballs. He tends to act very aggressive when it comes to things like the Armenian Genocide or Cyprus, tries to stop any sort of Kurdish nationalism, and now he is beginning to make ties with countries that  USAball and the EU hate the most, like  Iranball. Apart from his actions, Turkey still hopes that he can get away from the Middle East and become a peaceful country, however that is very unlikely.

He’s a member of NATO for now, but if he continues being shady with his kebab ways, well...

His national day is October 29.

History
The real name for Turkey is Anatolia. Turkeyball has had much history, mostly because of the neanderthals who lived in the area. However, the neanderthals died out years after meeting the homo sapiens. The homo sapiens came from the Caucasus and migrated into Anatolia. They took over the area and for a while lived in a state of anarchy. The first civilisation in Anatolia was the Hittitesball. While the hittites were strong (they were daring enough to face egypt -which they won against-), their empire fell and out came some small Syro-Hittite stateballs. An example of one Syro-Hittite stateball was Tabalball. There were many Syro-Hittite stateballs but after the collapse of the hittites, the empires that took some lands were Phrygiaball, Urartuball, and  Assyriaball.

 Shantae lives here.. 

Actual Friends/Gerçek arkadaşlar

 * Azerbaijanball - Best friends and brothers. We call each other "kardeşim" (qardaşım in Azerbaijani) which means "my brother". (Also I am not going to use that weird e)
 * [[File:Bashkortostan-icon.png]] Bashkortostanball - I love his culture, he is my brother, but Tatarstan is a bit mad at him for no-sense reasons, I really want to make him independent as he used to be, but that [[File:Russia-icon.png]] vodka is an obsessive land controller.
 * Northern Cyprusball - The only Cyprus and glorious son! I'm his mentor and proud father. (Also true Kebab) BUT YOUR PEOPLE BETRAY ME
 * Kazakhstanbrick, Kyrgyzstanball,  Turkmenistanball,  Uzbekistanball: We are from the same family so they are kebab too. Kyrgyz people betray me why
 * Japanball - He is a good friend because of since the Ertuğrul incident, he was cared my martyrs.  He also denies war crimes like me, I love it hohoho


 * Mongoliaball - Is of non-kebab Buddhist relative Yuo dirty religion idiot Buddhism is corrupted, Islam is best hohoho
 * Finlandball - My distant Finno cousin who is Scandinavian and very alcoholic.
 * Estoniaball - Another distant Finno cousin who is Baltic, doesn't knows about me much.
 * Hungaryball - My closer Ugric cousin, both we claim to be the true successors of Atilla Hun, both we have problems with that  Vlad.
 * Ottoman Empireball I miss you... Don't worry, you'll come back real soon...

Good Relations/İyi İlişkiler

 * Kebab - Maybe my new best friend. Love him. Bosniaball is ok.
 * Bosniaball - Best friend. I turned him kebab long ago. They had (and having) some similar problems cough* * Serbiaball *cough* and both had serious mining accidents in the same year. This makes both countryballs sympathise each other and thus, forming a friendship.
 * Brazilball - Wow, this guy is very good at soccer and... me too! I had several immigrants who went to this land of the HUE! and I want to get in the BRICSbrick, but he recognizes the fake genocide, which I never did, fucking hell!
 * Canadaball - Best Western friend since 1944. Multilateral cooperation has grown through links in NATO, the United Nations and its agencies, the OSCE, the OECD, and the Council of Europe. Through these shared ties, Canada and I are working together toward a common goal of promoting peace and stability throughout Europe, the Middle East and Central Asia. He has 63,955 Canadians of Turkish ancestry. I am proud of him.
 * Qatarball - He is my only true Arabian Friend, because he hates Saudi Arabia. But I help him and give Weapons against evil Saudi Arabiaball. And Thank you for let my soldiers into your clay.
 * Pakistanball - Does not recognise Armenia as a country, unlike me . Also helped me in my worst times.
 * Gazaball - I will always support you, Palestine!
 * [[File:Ukraine-icon.png]] Ukraineball - We are doing military cooperation, [[File:Crimea-icon.png]] Crimeaball belongs to you
 * Georgiaball - Georgians occupy north-east of Turkey, but we're still in normal circumstances. Please tell Armenia to shut up.
 * Old Kurdistan - We used to be friends...Wut Happened? Why did You suddenly bombings of us?
 * Kosovoball - You of independent hohoho!
 * Polandball - Respectable friend, because he defeated me in 17th century at Viennaball, and from that moment Poland is respectable friend. After the partitions of Poland I still draw maps with his old territories, so Poland very likes me for this reason. Also, have a great 100th Independence Day!
 * Macedoniaball -We both used to have problems with Greeceball.Also you changed your name recently.
 * New Zealandball - Fought against each other in the Gallipoli campaign during WWI. I now let him preform memorial services at Gallipoli.
 * Italyball,  Franceball,  Spainball,  Portugalball and  Romaniaball - Half-brothers. It's complicated.

Neutral/Frenemies

 * EUball - Please let me in, I've been waiting since 1963! (And don't tell me about refugees, my refugee population is more than Macedonia [NOT FYROM GREECE]'s population)
 * Anti Imperialist Squad - My new friends, keep standing against imperialism . Do you know? In fact, I have always liked NATO and the European Union, but I was forced by Trump’s isolationism.
 * Chinaball - Great trade partner of me, pls don't do anything to Uyghurs (YES NOT XINJIANG HOHOHO). Note: YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT THAT SHIP!!! SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT
 * Serbia IRL - We really don't have problems IRL sorry for conquering you and also we both hate That Damn Shqip But Stop Bullying Bosnia and Kosovo Plox! You told me you will never be in a Coalition against me.
 * [[File:Crimea-icon.png]] Crimeaball - My Tatar Sister, but why support Russiaball? Oh I know You Hate That Eurogay.
 * Germanyball - NAZI! You tried to spy on me and now you are not letting me in to your union! YOU SAY THERE WAS GENOCIDE! But you tried to get our relations better. Btw STOP SUPPORT THOSE KURDS TERRORISTS, BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF YOU AND WITH THE KURDS, YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN ARMENIA! However he also doesn't like Greeceball and there are many of me on his clay. (don't you dare oppress them) AND STOP INCREASING THE GODDAMN EURO! SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT
 * Indiaball - Son of that colonial guy, nowadays friends now. However, I despise Gandhi for his opinions on my father's actions. I know you have issues with Pakistan and  Islam, but I do not care because I am friend of yuo two. Thanks for not recognizing the Armenian Genocide.
 * Israelcube - I've decided to recognize this guy and have relations with him. He also hates Saudi Arabia and is friends with my brother, but why you have to hate Iran? Also just leave Palestine alone!!! SİKTİR GİT YOU ARE THE REAL GENOCIDER OF ARMENS
 * Russiaball - Today we have good relationships with him, but he distrusts me because I keep attacking his [[File:Armenia-icon.png]] [[File:Syria-icon.png]] His Allies. Btw I'm buying anti-air missile defense systems from him. Suck it Murica!
 * UKball - YUO HELP ARABS REVOLT! WWI NEVER FORGET!!! But we are both in NATO and we both love tea nowadays so we are good for now. i drink more tea than you deal with it hohoho
 * USAball - I'm in his NATO alliance, and help him with his War on Terror. But STOP SUPPORTING THAT BEGGAR, AND NORTHERN CYPRUS IS REAL CYPRUS! Call me a dictatorship one more time, I dare you. ok I agree erdoğan sucks AND STOP INCREASING GOD DAMN DOLLAR! SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT
 * Australiaball - Gallipoli campaign never forget. But I understand you were forced to do that its all that tea.
 * Swedenball - Why don't you want to be a kebab. OR I WILL FORCE YOU TO BE ONE . Nevermind You love Kurds so you’re Not Welcome to be a kebab But At Least You Recognize Palestineball
 * Greeceball -  A love-hate relationship. The bread and butter of many comic strips is the rivalry between you and me, specifically the Greco-Turkish Internet War. We are the first to help each other when something bad happens to me or vice versa why yuo reject mi help, an example to this is the Gölcük Earthquake in 1999 in which Greece helped me recover from it.  Let's just hope I will help Greece with his poor economy Also you have good food. İSTANBUL İS TURKEY SİKTİR GİT
 * [[File:Bulgaria-icon.png]] Bulgariaball - We are good for now but gib me your coast because that's where ethnic Turkish people live and stop oppressing them or I will Anschluss yuo, yuo Slavic Brainwashed Turk SİKTİR
 * [[File:Venezuela-icon.png]] Venezuelaball My new Ally BUT STOP RECOGNISING THE MOVINGS OF ARMENIANS AS GENOCIDE AND STABILIZE GOVERNMENT PLOX YOUR CURRENCY IS EVEN WORSE THAN MINE
 * Soviet Unionball - Pure evil, plus he supported Kurds although he is on a bad situation am glad that you're end now I'm not alone. AND STOP RAGING ABOUT ME NOT JOINING YOU ON YOUR PAGE. But a lot of thanks for helping me at War of Independence and giving me Turkish land back
 * Arabs - Some are good some are bad. I am not similar to them but raped by them in the terms of language and religion since I am secular me don't care siktirip gidin pislikler!


 * Iranball -He is my new Frenemy, because he hates Saudi Arabia. But I hate Saudi Arabia more. Both we support Qatar against evil Terrorist Saudi Arabia. He also gibs me Oil. Btw PLS DON'T SUPPORT ARMENIA TO KILL AZERBAIJAN, BECAUSE AZERBAIJAN IS SHIA MUSLIM LIKE YUO.


 * Romaniaball -  We can into friends since we both hate Russia and stuff but PLEASE STOP REMOVING KEBAB! AND I WILL NEVER FORGET FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY BOYARS IN THE 15 TH CENTURY! YOUR PRINCE NAMED VLAD THE IMPAILER IMPAILED MY BOYARS FOR BEEING TURKS?! THAT WAS RACIST FOR WHAT YOU DID IN THE FEUDAL TIMES,NOT NICE! SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR BEYNİ YIKANMIŞ TURK ROMAN ZİONİSTİ!!!!!!
 * Albaniaball -Fellow kebab. He used to be Christian but I made him Muslim. He used to be part of glorious Ottoman but gained independence. Good friend and also we like eat simit, he still hates me after what I did to Skanderbeg and won't shut up about it. And Recently Serbia is Now better than you. DEAL WITH IT AND STOP CALLING ME TRAITOR OR I WILL DECALRE WAR ON YOU AS WELL YOU VERY FUCKING SHQIP!!!! SİKTİR GİT YOU ARE MY REAL ARCHENEMY FOREVER!


 * Lebanonball -We both hate Zionists but he is an Armenian dog!!!

Enemies/Düşmanlar

 * Armeniaball - I DONT CARE HOW YUO ARE FIRST INTO RECOGNIZE ME. Both are bitter rivals because of the Armenian Genocide in 1915 THERE WAS NO GENOCIDE! Friends with Russiaball and a threat due to housing Russian military bases near border. Also, I did not doing genocide, it was Israel did genocide. They hid their backlash so you get fooled by the real perpetrator. SİKTİR GİT!
 * Cyprusball - Turkeyball "invaded" and took almost half of its clay to TRNCball which only Turkeyball recognizes and now Turkeyball is hated by Cyprusball because of that. SİKTİR GİT!
 * UAEball - SATICI, the same Islamic world, belongs to the Sunnis. since we support the common enemy of our Muslim Brotherhood and Wahhab, Zionist Kurd.
 * [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] [[File:Bulgaria-icon.png]] [[File:Armenia-icon.png]] [[File:Greece-icon.png]] Kebab Remover Team :Those weak countries hate me but they are not of stronk so I don't care about them.
 * Myanmarball - That bitch killing and killing more kebab. All kebabs must cooperate and remove you. DEFEND ARAKAN! SİKTİR GİT!
 * Netherlandsball - YUO LITTLE NAZI! HOW DARR YUO TREAT MY PRIME MINISTAR LIKE THAT!? Btw beat you 3-0 in football xaxaxaxa !
 * Saudi Arabiaball - OH! HOW I HATE YOU! YOU ARE WAHHABI SHIT! I I SO FUCKING HATE YOU! I STILL REMEMBER WHEN IN WAHHABI WAR YOU ARE SAYIN I AM A MONSTER WHEN I COMPLETY DESTORYED YOUR EMIRATE THEN IN WWI WHEN YOU ARE HELPING  BRITISH TEA TO BACK STAB ME AND NOW YOU SAYING I AM TRAITOR PIECE OF SHIT!?! I NEVER GOING FRIEND WITH YOU ANYMORE! EVEN NEVER EVER! NOW I AM FRIENDS WITH IRAN AND QATAR SO WE WILL REMOVE YOU AT ALL!!! SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİT!!!!!!!
 * Syriaball - Turkey has a huge problem with the Syrian immigrants *cough* ISISball *cough* (nearly 3 million of them!) but he seems to let them in whatever the consequences may be. Turkeyball hopes that their democracy with 100% freedom may come rapidly as well as their refugees to get out. plox send more refugees so I can into EU
 * ​ Kurdistanball - Who? Oh, that separatist (Turkey has had enough of Kurdistan and will seize any opportunity to crack the skull of the separatist). STOP BOMBING OUR CITIES YOU DIRTY RATS! AND DON'T TRY TO STEAL MY LAND YOU COCKSUCKER AND FOLLOW MY LEAD AMK. SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT
 * Tunisiaball - Oh look what we have here? Some kind of wannabe kebab remover who still hates me for occupying him for like 200 years ago. Maybe I should call you the third main kebab remover. Maybe France, Italy or Spain should have colonised you after all. You stole my flag.  I will invade you again you wannabe Pro-serbian fuck just wait.
 * Serbia in memes - He talks more about me than I talk about myself. Fancies himself the main kebab remover and Turkeyball's main enemy. In reality I couldn't care less about him. He's still mad that I conquered and dominated him for centuries. The accordion, anything about Ottomanball and their trademark words from their respective languages' slang are the main weapons of their arguments in the comics. He is so "powerful" his only weapon is words, what a joke.
 * ISISball -- YOU ARE RUINING MY COUNTRY YOU IDIOT, KILLING THOUSANDS OF POEPLE IN MY COUNTTTTRRRIIIIIEEEEEE!!!?? I HOPE YOUR SOLDIERS DIE IN THE EXACT MOMENT. I AM THE FIRST COUNTRY WITH MOST REFUGES JUST FOR YOUR SILLYS WARE! REMOVE!!! REMOVE!! SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT WORST ENEMY FOREVER!!!
 * Nazi Germanyball  - I was into liked you until I learned how evil yuo were. (I hope I didn't export chromium to you.)
 * People who say Kebab means Islamball - JUST...STOP OK? KEBAB MEANS TURKIC SİKTİR GİT!
 * East Turkestan Islamic Movementball -FAKE TURKESTAN! YUO JUST A BUCNH OF ISIS-SAUDI WAHHABI PUPPET OF EAST ASIA YOU FUCKING PYSCOSHITTTY ARAB TERRORIST! SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT!
 * Tramp -WHAT?! NONONONONONONONONONONO!!! STOP INCREASING THE DAMNED WORTHFUL PAPER PIECES!!! NO!!! YUO CAN'T BE THE REAL PRESIDENT OF ABD!! HOW YUO COULD BE A PRESIDENT EVEN YUO STUPID YELLOW-HEAD MONKEY?!!

Quotes

 * "Lan" - is a slang word that you can use after a sentence (remotely similar to rude forms of the word "you" in Japanese). to represent anger. It is used to call on people too.
 * "Amk" - is short version of Amına koyayım or Amına koduğum(un) which means "Fuck you"
 * "OÇ" - is short version of Orospu çocuğu which means "son of a bitch."
 * "Hassiktir!" - used in the places of "Oh fuck!"
 * "sg" - is short version of "Siktir git" which means "Fuck off!"
 * "Ne diyorsun" is a short version of u w0t m8 as a slang and it's actual meaning "What fo you mean?"
 * "Yarrak" and "Sik" means "dick"and "Fuck"
 * "Sana ne" is a version of "WHAT'S IT TO YA!?" He says it to Armenia quite a lot wonder why
 * "Ananı sikeyim" means "fuck your mom"
 * TBMM is Türkiye Büyük Millet Meclisi it means "Grand National Assembly of Turkey"
 * Turkish for non-Turkish countries: in Turkish, "Türk" means "Turkish" and "Turkic". In Turkish, there is not a word called "Turkic" so they say Turkish instead of Turkic.
 * Wut?
 * "Olm" is the short version of "Oğlum", which means "My son" or if talking to a friend, means "Fella"

How To Draw
Drawıng Turkeyball is easy: Done!
 * 1) Draw a circle.
 * 2) Color it red.
 * 3) Draw star and crescent.
 * 4) Draw the eyes.

Links

 * Facebook page

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