User blog:WestKoreaBestKorea/It's me

Hi

I play the Viola

I just ordered 200 kg of weapons-grade Uranium

I'm sending this from the DMZ

I am a KGB agent

With a sniper rifle

I sent Agent Ivan to your house

He should be at the door now

I'm eating some Plutonium with Lead and Polonium salts

I'm actually slavic

And can squat like true slav

I'm blowing up some Chinese factory

Drinking Kvass

I ordered a 100,000 USD Fursuit

And a bottle of propane

And some Lithium too

I'm building a nuke

And you were never fooled

By this stupid April fools joke

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