User:AmeriskiPolskiHussar

 Holy shit, this is all so damn outdated.

About Me (Summary)
Hello! And welcome to my profile! I am AmeriskiPolskiHussar and I will be your tour guide. I live in the Midwest, land of corn, the Indy 500, Chicago, Radioactive Lizard People and Acidic Air Gary Indiana, and the Pacers.

About Me (Fleshed)
I'm taking up the reins of the Indianaball page, with TheIndianaBall, just so it doesn't go into the "Irrelevant Empty Page" category. I am willing to take any suggestions or assistance with the info on the page just say it in the comments section!

I am a main admin/mod of a small Steam community called the OSIBA, which is an acronym for "Official Steam International Ball Association". Originally created as a joke, soon became a hustling RP group at its peak. Nowadays, we are struggling to keep it active, we are now enforcing rules like hell, why? Because people are always going to fuck shit up if you don't.

I mostly joined this website in order to gain a understanding of the tools and source code of Wikia, too make Wikia pages and edits and such. Mostly learned what I already have from other profiles that I've investigated.

Ancestry
My Great Grandfather on my dads side was a Polish pilot who fought in France, we have a SS helmet with a bullet blown through it its currently in my dads possession. I personally still don't know much about my mothers side, and where their ancestry comes from.

UPDATE (After painful investigation)

My family moved here from the city of Danzig/Gdansk, and had lived there for hundreds of years. Looking at it, my heritage is a mix of mostly Polish, and Prussian, my great grandfather died 1992 in my home town. His name being Warren, was the one that fought in the Polish Air Force from 1939 - 1945 (Including Exiled Division). After the war, he stayed in France and joined in the Air Military Police from 1958 - 1962 then moved to the United States shortly after his service in the Military Police. I didn't quite find his path, but going by the birth places of my Grand Mother, Louis, he entered the United States from Maine, where Warren met and fell in love with Louis. They both moved farther into the Midwest and settled down in my hometown, at some point after my father was born they divorced and remarried. My Grandfather had awful PTSD after having his life torn apart from the German invasion of 1939, he became an avid alcoholic due to the lack of treatment for his condition. Warren died in 1992 at age 53 from horrible health conditions, either heart attack or cardiac arrest.

Friends
I have many friends, believe it or not, but most of them are in Steam.
 * 1) Canadaball - A major friend of mine who lives in Canada, we usually talk a fuck ton.
 * 2) Greenlandball - My friend from the UK, usually I meme or RP with him, he says I usually make my stuff spooky but y'know.
 * 3) Zerps - A friend from Georgia, known her for about 2 years already, yes we are friends but not in a major relationship.
 * 4) Californiaball - Another meme friend of mine, he does in fact live in California. Check him out on YouTube if you'd like, his channel is "Golden Eagle Reborn"
 * 5) Lith/Cloud 9 - Friend from Ohio, used to be Lithuania in our group, but left due to disinterest. We still keep in touch though, well occasionally.
 * 6) Metal Gear Israel - Great friend, really great! We get along real well, he's sent me a fuck ton of games, I feel like shit for not playing most of them, but they are too complex for my system.
 * 7) HornBlow3r - I honestly don't know about the guy, we do get along though.
 * 8) idc/Franceball - Used to be in the OSIBA, we communicate ever so often, mostly when they check back in to see whats going on.
 * 9) LatvianTanker - He makes working cars out of random pieces of Gmod props for well... Gmod! LT is also a member of the OSIBA, he just never does anything anymore.
 * 10) Kelsey - I'll just add her since I think she is still a friend of Zerps, but I seriously haven't seen her for a while.
 * 11) [LOST TRACK OF] (Japan) - We meme'd together once, he was a eagle guy and I was a weird cat thing. I haven't seen the guy in forever, don't even remember his name.
 * 12) [LOST TRACK OF] (Germany) - We had some reasonable conversation every so often, but I kinda forgot about the guy and who he is.
 * 13) [LOST TRACK OF] (Netherlands) - Great friend, just kinda forgot him as well, its hard to keep track of random people y'know?
 * 14) Teal - Friends when I feel like it. Edit: Arabian bitch who goes out of her way to weasel into everything and whine and bitch about how I actually have intelligence. This little piece of shit tried death threatening me, then turned around and began to act nice, is no where near a good shitposter as I am, and will barf shit covered rainbows on your interests with her Terminal 7 Autism. If I could choose a single person to have launched into space, this would be the person, this is why Saudi Arabia is complete and utter shit, because their people are illiterate as fuck and always ruin everything by calling everyone out on their jokes and doing all the "THATS NOT TRUEEEEEE!11!!!" faggotry.

Likes

 * 1) (Please read past the title) Wehrmacht - Haha, no i'm not a Nazi, I just find this metal beast of an army fascinating as they were able to bring modern Europe to its knees within a span of 2 years!
 * 2) Poland - My great grandfather fought in the Polish Air Force in WWII, he was exiled to the French Air Force. He brought a Nazi SS helmet home with him from the battlefield, my father is currently in possession of it. I find this country so amazing for my heritage, and the resistance they have kept against the central European machine of Germany, and the ferocious beast of the East Russia.
 * 3) Anime - IS THAT A MOTHER FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?!?!?!? ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
 * 4) History - Ah yes, the interest that sunk a thousand relationships. I get a lot of shit for not being interested in the normal sex, drugs, and violence that most of my peers are interested in. It's amazing when you tell someone about Prussia just to get "YOU MEAN RUSSIA RIGHT?".
 * 5) German Culture - Deutschland ist uber alles! Ja? Ja, ich lieb Deutsche kultur!
 * 6) British Culture - Congrats Britain! You got me interested in history! Mostly the culture that launched me into the direction of /r/Polandball.
 * 7) Sabaton - A great Swedish Power Metal band that sings about Historic events in the coolest fucking way possible, holy shit I am actually listening to it as we speak!
 * 8) Donald J. Trump - Yes I support Trump, get over it and make America great again!

Hates

 * 1) Mappers - I'm fine with a alternate history map if it makes since, but when was Equestria a fucking nation in the middle of Poland? AND MAKE POLAND LOOK RIGHT, IS RED WHITE NOT WHITE RED.
 * 2) Jackass Know It Alls - "Herp derp, wow is bad fascism wow i take offense111!!!1" no Fascism is NOT Nazism, it is a form of government that unites the people under a great leader in order to get it back on its feet to take up a more Democratic form of government. Also, no liking the Wehrmacht and being Polish doesn't give you an open door to say "Fuck you".
 * 3) People in General - After getting stabbed, beaten, and tortured by a bunch of little shits that think their the greatest you get REALLY untrustworthy of people.
 * 4) Butthurt People Who Think Their Shit Doesn't Stink - Please refer to Jackass Know It Alls.
 * 5) Modern Rap/Modern Hip Hop/ Modern Pop - Wow, just wow, is there a single song in these genres nowadays that isn't "HEY FUCK FUCK ME UP THE ANUSSSSS"
 * 6) Chiggers - They are everywhere in the grass, they bite at your feet and are annoying as all fuck.

Born
Always lived and was born in the small, irrelevant, yet quiet state of Indiana!Fuck Gary, Indiana though

YouTube
I've been getting some videos up lately on my channel, I don't mind if you check it out. I'll most likely make such content as... [WIP Might add more]
 * Memes
 * We Are Number One Memes
 * Anthem Parodies
 * MAYBE Gameplay

Favorite Anthems
"'inb4 banned for 'bad thoughts and opinions'.'"
 * 1) Golden Dawn
 * 2) American Anthem (Star Spangled Banner)
 * 3) Italian Anthem (Il Canto Degli Italiani)
 * 4) Polish Anthem (Jeszcze Polska Nie Zginęła)
 * 5) Russian Anthem (Gosudarstvenny Gimn Rossiyskoy Federatsii)
 * 6) Hungarian Anthem (Magyarország)
 * 7) French Anthem (La Marseillaise)
 * 8) 3rd Reich Anthem (Horst Wessel Lied)