Commonwealthball

UKball's favourite son. He nevers goes anywhere without his trusty hat which was given to him as a gift by Jordanball.

Childhood
Commonwealthball first came into existence in December 11th, 1931, and assisted Britain in ruling the seas and enslaving other countryballs into the mighty Empire.

He got into some awesome adventures with his father including fucking up Naziball and kicking some Japanese ass. God, they were the days.

Modern Day
But that all ended when his father's empire collapsed. After that he just wasn't the same. Now he just sits there, thinking of the old days still refusing to believe that his dad's Empire has ended. He has tried to get his siblings to unite together again but things jsut aren't the same.

Canada and Austraila are too busy sucking USAball's dick and Indiaball and Pakistanball are too busy fighthing each other to give a fuck. But he remains hopeful that one day in the not-too-distant future that things will be like the olden days. But now with the Fourth Reich dominating Europe, maybe that time to unite isn't that far away.

Personality
He loves tea and biscuits. He pretty much lives on it. Especially that  And he pretty much loves anyone who isn't Argentinaball.

Quotes
"I ate so much Argentinian food last night that I shat out a football player." "When I'm holding my rifle, there is no difference between an Argentinian and a deer." "Just seen the advert of the Argentinian on the Falklands. Not the first time I've seen an Argentinian running on the Falkalnds." "What's the difference between a terrorist and a Argentinian? A terrorist has sympathizers." "The Argentinians may have Lionel Messi, but we have the Falklands."