Japanball

"Japan is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and it's BEAUTIFUL!!!"

- Bill Wurtz

"Omae wa, mou shindeiru."

- USAball

"Nani?!"

- Japanball, replying to USAball



Japanball  (Japanese: 日本球) is the Holy Anime Empire  an extremely developed countryball located in North America East Asia. He was once an isolated location that then went on to become a major world player after WW1, and one of the few major non-european empires, just like his then friendly rival USAball. Later he joined the Axis Powers in WW2 but lost and went back to living peacefully, and thus creating stuff which strengthen his economy. He was really an avid fan of art since the 15th century, and now Japanboru get rotsa more money nowadays through great invention anime. He is famous for video games like Sonic, Kirby, Mario Brothers, Pac-Man, Dig Dug, etc. Japanball is a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball. Japanball is also one of two balls that can have cat ears and cat tail. Japanball is the only ball (besides Hawaii) who can be kawaii.

He has 2 stateballs, 1 Territoryball, and 43 Prefectureballs, including his capitalball Tokyoball.

Is currently planning ECO REVOLUTION  and Colonization

History
Like all historically existed formal regimes in Japan, his 'leader de jure' is the Kousitsuball (皇室球), the Japanese Imperial Familyball, founded since BC660, the age of Jimmu (神武).

After the WW2, Kousitsu-ball became the 'symbolic leader', not anymore the 'leader de facto'. But it's true that Kousitsu-ball had been, and is still the leader de jure of since BC660.

At first, Japanball used Shinto before learning about  Buddhismball. He started having emperors and eventually became a samurai. One day Mongol Empireball tried to take  his clay but couldn't because of mighty Kamikazee typhoon (神風). Japanball's fathers, Edoball and  Tokugawaball, were reclusive hermits, until one day  USAball arrived, and taught him how to modernize  totally not through Gunship Diplomacy. During the late 1860's revolutions began to sprout across the nation, replacing the Tokugawa Shogunate with the House of the rising sun. With it's leader being Emperor Meiji. In 1868 Japan started trading with other European countryballs as well, but Germany had yellow fever (not a real disease). He also started to build up a large army and navy, using it to capture Okinawa in 1873, and the Kuril Islands in 1875. In 1894, went to war with Qing Chinaball and defeated him the following year, taking his Formosan ( Taiwanball) clay as punishment. In 1904, He warred with Russiaball, and won, taking half of his Sakhalin clay. Then he anoxed and raped Korean Empireball. He developed an interest in extreme bondage and subjugation of its (unwilling) sex slaves partners, Koreaball and  Taiwanball, the former was raped in 1910.

When the Great War broke out in 1914, fought with Britainball and  Franceball as part of the Allies, capturing  Germanyball's Chinese possession Tsingtao, and was granted a place in the League of Nations afterwards. But in the 1930s, developed an interest in kidnapping and raping Chinaball, which he did in 1937 before his new ally  Nazi Germanyball attacked and raped  Franceball. Oh and, even as neonazi, Japan can into kawaii. He also kidnapped Philippinesball,  Triangapore,  Hong Kongball,  French Indochinaball and  Malaysiaball, but they were rescued by  USAball, who also bombed him in his tentacles  Hiroshima and  Nagasaki parts.

But USAball made it up to him by offering free psychotherapy sessions, aka the Marshal Plan, teaching him how to control his lust for his former slaves, and is now one of his best friends and trading partners.

Japanball later achieved rapid growth to become the second-largest economy in za warudo, until surpassed by Chinaball in 2010. make anything but is very good at cars, high speed bullet trains and electronics.

His invent amazing tv shows like Takichi's castle and Ninja Warrior, no one ever win! On March 11, 2011 an earthquake and tsunami destroyed a huge chunk of Japan's clay. It also caused a nuclear meltdown poisoning another huge chunk of Japan's clay. That was a very bad day for him.

On April 14, 2016 MULTIPLE earthquakes struck the island of Kyushu. This caused the earthquake to transfer from Japan and Ecuador 3 days later, so now Ecuadorball blames for damaging his country. Now the earthquake might trigger another one at the US west coast, but USAball was glad that nothing happened after that.

In PyeongChang Japan got 11th Place in Medals.

Stereotypes
Like any other countryballs that don't natively speak English, speaks his own dialect of broken English and Yuo needings to watch Anime if yuo wantings to understand what comes of next:


 * Swapping: "R"'s and "L'"s: Japan's speech usually has "R"s and "L"s swapped to make fun at how Japanese usually speak. E.g. "Ball" may be spelled as "Barr" (in romaji "ball" is "boru"). "Hello", spelled as "Harro", and "Sorry" as "Solly" etc.
 * Anime (アニメ): The best thing ever invented (In Japan) by Nihon boru. Manga is reading anime.hg
 * Kawaii (可愛い): Usually refers to the adorableness of. In Japanese it means "cute".
 * Kakkoii (カッコいい): Usually refers to the coolness of. In Japanese it means "handsome" or "cool".
 * Senpai (先輩): Usually refers to someone who is interested in someone else. Senpai also means a person of higher position. Technically the English equivalent is "Sir". It is often followed by a wish for this "Senpai" to notice him. In the Facebook community, the phrase "Senpai noticed me" is often used for reference to replying to a fan.
 * Desu (です): Used to end a sentence. English translation is "is". Also Latvian for sausage.
 * Nani? (何？): English translation is "What?".
 * Sensei (先生): Usually refers to someone who is teaching something because it is the Japanese word for "teacher", however, specialists such as doctor or artist (including manga artist) could also be called "Sensei".
 * Banzai  (万歳 or 萬歲): Ten thousand years Usually used as a term of 'long live the emperor' which the Japanese would yell during World War II.
 * Tomodachi (友達): Japanese word for friends. (While talking about one friend, use the word Yujin)
 * Shi-nu (死ぬ): Die!
 * Baka (na)! (馬鹿(な)): Roughly translates to idiot. Often used by Tsundere characters. It also means "impossible".
 * Bakatodesu: Roughly translates in countryball to "is of stupid."
 * -teru or -su : Added to ends of some words to make fun of the Japanese accent
 * Jap (ジャップ) : Origin is derogatory name of Japanese people. Now it means that Mortification jokes of Japanese things.
 * Horuhoru (ﾎﾙﾎﾙ): To self-praising about Japanese culture (Almost animes)
 * Karoshi (過労死): Newer suicide pattern of Japanball.
 * Otaku (オタクorヲタク): Weeaboo

Tomodachi-desu!

 * USAball- He can into arriance and tlade! Though I find it odd that whire he carrs me a sick pervert for inventing tentacre rape, he invented TREE BRANCH rape in his sick firm Evir Dead!! But arso can of rikings into our kawaii! I heard about yuo new president, good ruck, I hope he brings peace and prosperity (His son rikes oul anime!). And just to ret yuo know, DAISUKI!!!! USA love our video Games, So I gib Him Pokemon and Supel Malio Blothels (But I Have Three Probrems, He Keeps Plonouncing Pokemon "Pokeyman" and  LEMOVE ROGAN PAUR ) (AND YOU BOMBED US TWO TIMES!!!) 
 * Kawaiiball - BESTU STATE, NO DOUBT!!! Arso of favorite tourist destination!. Arso aporogise me for attackings yuo. If I were of winnings Battre of Midway from your father, I wourd of adopt yuo.
 * EUball, Indonesiaball and  Philippinesball - They can rikings into our kawaii.
 * [[File:Palau-icon.png]] Palauball - lalery gets spoken of. I of kidnap him back then, and I was into destloying his home and his rand. Especiarry Peleliuball. I'm vely solly. On the blight side, I taught him to speak Japanese! So he cannot into weeaboo.
 * Portugalball - Ah yes, he is the first European country to step on the soil of my land, and he introduced me to the usage of muskets back then. Sengoku Period was getting boring with simpry just swords and bows. He knows we are experienced with gunpowder, so he taught us how to make our own Muskets during the Sengoku Period.
 * Malaysia-san - My waifu visited his clay in December 16.
 * Iran-san - We had great history. He rikes our Cal brands and gibs Oir that I can make good Cals for him, we rove cats too, but he is of Friend with the damn Communists [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball and [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball
 * Okinawaball - Rittre Brother. He rives in my house with my kids.
 * ASEANcoin, East Timorball,  Papua New Guineaball and  Solomon Islandsball -  Recraim Great East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere!  Trading partners, just trading partners.
 * Indo-san - Hory rand of Buddha and food. Roves our Kawaii and hates that punk . Great friend is of スケベ (perv) Also Security Pact, so DEFEND CURRY!
 * Ejiputo-san - Ancient Middle east friend. We have great history and especially cat lovers.
 * Toruko-san - Asian friend. Wanna learn from yuo how to captuled Constantinopre for taking Midway.
 * Islaer-san - Juden friend. Yuor tech is good. But plz leave Parestine-san alone.
 * - Phirippines-san is also an Otaku country (#1 otaku besides me) roves being kawaii especially their Cospray queen Alodia (Even he rikes arso K-pop and Kdramas). Also my ferrow Nihonji like his curture as well is also some of my fellow otaku countrymen rikes Breedman-senpai's anime-styred artworks  (Even he's a roricon)  maybe we can work together to make his comics into an Anime someday, Also aporogy to the Imeriaristic version of myserf for invading yuo and yuor people. We are arso good trading partners especiarry we gib investments arso keep-up the good work to fight drugs arso we sell them new Coast Guards vessers for their PCG and btw i designed your first microsatellite the "DIWATA 1"? ( and wtf is a fairytale in a satellite?) (Maybe our F-2 Fighters and Type-74 tanks someday in the future, once our SDF becomes a miritar againi and arrow us to export weaponries desu!)
 * Indonesia-san - Same rike Phirippines, many of his people are anime rovel. Especiarry, Naruto. And gomenasai fol 1942. I killed many of yuor peopre. But at reast, yuo learned from me how to be a nationarist.
 * Czechiaball - My friend,WHY YUO OF CALLING ME TOMIO OKAMURA?
 * [[File:Sweden-icon.png]] Swedenball - We both rikes the song Caramerrdansenu especiarry i translated it in Nihonji version! Remove viking kebab!
 * Finrandball - Hatsune Miku sings yuor song . She of stealings idea.
 * Romaniaball, Greeceball,  Bulgariaball, and  Serbiaball - They rike my anime and sushi(and nintendo).Especiarry,  Greeceball is my debt-par.
 * Georgiaball - They rike us and we invest many moni there... they are very kawaii to. And can into summo wrestring...
 * Italy-san - They made Eurobeat for assu. Oh and don't forget about WW2.
 * Furansu-chan - Big fan, I rike her very much. She gave rittle Saitama-kun its own fun cycring race.
 * Igirisu-san - Westeln fliendt. We are the most polite nations in za warudo. He is cat rovel too. And solly fol WW2, I seized yuor corony in Southeast Asia.
 * Doitsu-kun - Great support in science and architecture and we were arries during WW2!
 * [[File:Netherlands-icon.png]] Oranda-san- Good European tomodachi-desu. He can into rikings kawaii and my games, and he also usings to own one of [[File:Dejima-icon.png]] my islands in the past.
 * Thailandball - Admirer and givu passage in WWII.
 * Massachusettsball - Onry the North rikes him. He doesn't rikes anime or kawaii.
 * Kanada-san - Good friend who roves anime (I gave him Sailor Moon and Pretty Cure to dub into Engrish). Arso, Avril Lavigne, yuor Canadian Hello Kitty song is of very kawaii... but sometimes I confuse him with America-san... well they speak English so are same thing.
 * Iraq-san - Rikes my cal brands and we both have rich history and he is also a cat lover.
 * Serbiaball Barkan fliend! I rike going in his cray. I arso gave him mole jobs!
 * Suriranka-san - Defended me from paying reparations after World War II, loves my technology. I also give him much aid. But stay away from China!
 * Hakujin-Sama - be roved me! My anime-character's face parts is also rikery white pelson but not japonic. I rove hakujin. In Japanese TV that called Horuhoru-Bangumi , White persons said "Japan is cool". Thank yuo for travering my clay
 * Team Salvato - Thanks for creating Monika! SHE IS GOING TO BE MY NEW WAIFU XAXAXAXAXA ! Also thank you for the great merch! Totally adding those keychains to my collection!

Neutrar

 * Russiaball -  千島列島  は俺の正当な領土！   Rikes ord japan car. And I rike Roritas. Doesn't wants to give  Chishimaball back, but he's stirr a good guy.
 * Taiwanball - Best basebarr friends! Kawaii just rike me! Herp each other in disasters! Kinda hates me for reign of terror, BUT THAT IS OF RIE!!! WHY YUO WITH CHŪGOKU?! (btw I dont recognize this guy as a country. I can't. soly my friend.)
 * South Koreaball - Hates me for some reason, yuor rittre puny fan can do nothing! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Gib k pop and Samsung phone or memory. I don't know why she teamed up with me. We are stirr the tlio arries with USAball.
 * Saudi Arabiaball - Is of kebab but rikes, good I made car and gives
 * Algeriaball - Gib oir. BUT WHY YUO LET KEBAB KIRR 10 OF US IN IN AMENAS.
 * League of Nationsball - How bout I do won't join yuo?

Enemies

 * Chinaball and North Koreaball -  お前は愚かな独裁国家だ！我々はナショナリズムをぶっ潰す！俺たちは共産主義を消す！インターネット上の我々のアニメをどうしようとも無駄な検閲だ！俺は満洲を再び建国しようとしている！そして、蒙古聯合自治政府は貴様を殺す！  - ゆう共産主義のブタ！自己のゆうを殺すよ!!- Comfort women (or Ord Kawaii as some peopre wourd rike to carr them) and genocide is of rie! Arways of comprain about Nanking Massacre! Gib minerars!( arso has tlied many times to send me to therapy conversion and it did not seem of wolkings) Recentry,  North Korea has of raunched 4 missile-ru at my precious sea. Perhaps I shourd of be instarring THAAD myserf just rike  South Korea-san did. (China: I OF HEARD YUO!) Japan: SH*TU! (Weeks later...) OK COMMIE KOREA! RAUNCHING MISSILE-RU AT MY SEA WAS OF BAD ENOUGH BUT NOW THEY ARE OF GOING OVER MY CLAY?!?!?!? THAT IS IT IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YUO LAUNCHING NUKES AT ME YUO OF SCARED MY CITIZENS I HOPE AMERIKA-SAN AND FLIENDS INVADESU YUOR CLAY AND DESTLOYS YOUR MISSILES FIRST TIME WAS OF SCARY BUT NOW YUO R OF PISSING ME OFF and is of REARRY ANNOYING!!! REMOVE COMMUNISM!!! IMPERIALISM STRONG!!! NANKING MASSACRE IS OF THE FAKE CCP IS OF THE PRANT FAKE EVIDENCE SO CAN GUIRT US!!!    '''
 * Japan: Hi China.
 * China:  Hi Dipshit
 * Japan: Can you call us something else rather than dipshit?
 * China: Like what?
 * Japan: How about (ni hon) sunrise land?
 * Austrariaball - Yuor rittre "anti-wharing environmentarists (Sea shepherd) of rearry getting annoyings! I wirr remove kangaroo!
 * ISISball - THEY KIRR MY 2 JOURNARİSTS!!!!!!! REMOVE!!!!!!!!!!!! and Ha your executioner got Air striked.
 * Macedoniaball - BA-BAKA NA!!! YOU STORE WAGAHAI'S ORD EMPILE!!! Arexanda the Gureto is GLEEK!! You a BURGALIAN!!
 * Mongoliaball - TRIED TO INVADE ME TWICE as Mongol Empireball BUT DIED IN A TORNADO, I MEAN TYPHOON!!!!! NO! KAMIKAZE!!!!!!! But we don't really interact with each other. But if he tries to invade me I am ready.
 * [[File:Logan_paul_icon-3.gif]]Rogan Paul - GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY.
 * [[File:Japanese-Empire-icon.png]] Empire of Japanball - U my f*cking father is the reason why some people hate me! And he was insane! REMOVE HIM, AND I AM PEZRFECT!
 * Ryukyu Kingdomball - Actuarry anschluss victim. YUO ARE OKINAWA A PALT OF JAPAN! YUO WIRR NEVEL INDEPENDENT FROM WATASHI!
 * Okinawaball - I hate yuo because yuo are money stealer and unfair beggar! BE TO BURGER  AIRFORCE'S BASE

Family

 * Tokugawaball - Grandfather
 * Empire of Japanball - Father
 * North Koreaball - Adoptive Brother  Can I of the re-armings to kirr him?
 * South Koreaball - Adoptive Sister

Famous Japanese

 * Arika Toriyama
 * Filthy Frank
 * Hirohito
 * Oda Nobunaga
 * Shigeru Miyamoto
 * Shinzō Abe

Quotes

 * CHINA IS OF BOOTLEG COMMIE RETARD
 * "desu desu"
 * "GOTTINGS OF CATCHING THEM ALL"
 * "OMAE WA MOU SHINDERU"
 * "AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! IT IS OF GOJIRA!!!"
 * "ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! "ORA!"
 * "MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!"
 * "KAMEHAMEHA!!"
 * "Sugoi!"
 * "Nani?"
 * "Minna!"
 * "Henshin!"
 * "RASENGAN!"
 * "CHIDORI!"
 * "Tentacle pornu is bestu."
 * "XBOX SUCKS! PRAYSTATION AND NINTENDO ARE BETTEL!"
 * "OPPAI!!!"
 * "Gomen nasai."
 * Okane!!! (His eyes, normally closed, open and turn into yen symbols: ¥ ¥)
 * " Recraim Great East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere! "
 * "Senpai?" -To all Western nations
 * "BaShow MoreShow Fewer-Baka me!!!!"
 * "Daisuki!"
 * "DESU!!!!
 * "LIZARDON, DORAGON CRO!"
 * 「朕茲ニ戰ヲ宣ス」 - declaring war against USA(in 1941), or against communism China and both Korea who keep insulting sacred Imperial Family of Japan(after 201X). Now he is most pervert nation in world.
 * F**k The A.U. JAPAN STRONK AND CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT YOUR SUPREMEIST INFLUENCEO

Gif

 * Origami
 * Tomb Raiders
 * Japan goes lunar

Links

 * Facebook page
 * Instagram Page
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