Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-31094248-20161030155154/@comment-30602392-20161107025743

75. Call your boss a jackass.

76. Make fun of his/her mother

77. Smoking weed at 4:20

78. Screw your boss's wife

79. Screw your boss's dog

80. Screw him

81. Screw his sister

82. Screw his mom

83. Screw his dad

84. Hang the coworker you don't like.

85. Have an orgy at work

86. Draw a swastika on your bosses forehead

87. Bring your slutty wife to work and denying your boss privilege.

88. Being Arabic

89. Being a Jew

90. Being Mypellie :P

91. Going on a crusade to cleanse the holy land of nonbelievers (the holy land being your work)

92. Going on a crusade to rid yourself of those foolish shits that believe in omnipresent beings with no legitimate evidence other than stories and books

93. Licking your bosses nipple while he's giving a speech

94. Being a pleb

95. Being lazy

96. Spending your work time on the Polandball wikia

97. Spending your work time in /r/ Polandball

98. Setting up a lemonade business right next to the office water cooler

99. Cranking up a stereo that's playing rap music

100. Starting a "500 Ways to Get Fired" Polandball blog at work