Chinaball

"嘻嘻嘻!"

Chinaball (中国球, prefers calling himself Zhongguoball), or PRCball, is a really large countryball in East Asia.

Chinaball is considered to have the longest heredity, one of his oldest ancestors being the Qin Chinaball. Chinaball claims to still be of communist, but he is actually into capitalism, especially through Free Trade Zones (Lenovo stronk!). He tends to think that his neighbouring East Asian countryballs are his siblings or cousins, despite the fact that Japanball and Koreaballs are genetically unrelated to him (though Ancient China may had 性交 with Ancient Korea...).

China can into stronk military through PLAball.

China can into space and will soon onto the Moon!

Ancient Chinaball
So very long long wang time ago, China used to be land full of nomadic 1balls. Then one day a man named Huangdi came along and China can into civilization. The Han Chinese say they were the descendants of Yandi and Huangdi, literally since there was a shitton of 性交 between their offsprings that eventually lead to 1 billion Han Chinese because they were the father figures of China. The Xia, Shang, and Zhou dynasties ruled, then a fuckstorm of civil war and chaos came along known as the Warring States period.

Imperial Chinaball (第一部分)
Then Qinball beat the shittings out of all the rival states and unified china. With all the Chinaballs under control, Qinball decided to anschluss all the surrounding clay from Baiyueball and Xiongnuball. To keep Chinaball from getting f**ked over by barbarians, Qinball built the Great Wall.

Chinaball also tried to anschluss Vietnamball a couple of times, only to have his ass kicked through the rebellious and defense nature of Vietnamball, notably once by two women. Then all was well, with a couple of civil wars here and there, until DEM BARBARIC MONGOLS INVADED, and Chinaball (now Songball) was like "OH 法CK"! Luckily they anschlussed so much clay that they collapsed and Mingball kicked Mongol ass out of zhongguo. All was fine again (with the exception of HUE taking our clay), until DEM BARBARIC MANCHUS INVADED, and Chinaball was like "OH 法CK"!

Imperial Chinaball (第二部分)
So during the 1800s, the British Empire was in its prime time colonizing alot of clay. They wanted to expand their influence more in Asia, so they decided to sell opium to Chinaball. Qingball however tried to end opium trade. This pretty much pissed off the British and the Opium Wars begun. UKball basically beat the crap out of Chinaball, established Hong Kongball. Eventually the European countryballs and USAball decided to join in the fray and beat the shittings out of Chinaball. Then theres this guy called Taipingball who thinks hes the asian bro of Jesus, and led the Taiping rebellion, which was one of the deadliest conflicts in history. Then the xiaoribenren invaded China over Korea and anschlussed Taiwanball.

Along with these past conflicts, Chinaball came to a saddening realization that he is no longer the great empire he was many years ago, and as well blamed all of recent failures on Qingball. China ended its imperial dynasties through Xinhai Revolution and dispose Qingball and became a republic. Unfortunately this asshole wanted the monarchy back, and when he abandoned the monarchy and returned to the republic, this set Chinaball's cause for a stable republic back many years and plunged into the Warlord era.

Modern Chinaball
Nationalist Chinaball cleaned up the mess, only to deal with Communist Chinaball inspired by the rise of Soviet Unionball. Chinese civil war gets started between the Communists and the Nationalists. Then the Japanese were can into Reich, so they invade China again in the name of their God-Emperor. And horrible things were done to one Chinese city. So the Nationalists and the Communists were liek "lets into deal", so they team up and Remove Kawaii. But that didn't last long, cuz of one event known as the "New Fourth Army incident".

After WW2 america beatings the shittings of Japanball, the communists kicked the nationalists out of mainland China and into Taiwanball.

Administrative divisions
Most of them usually have the same personality as Chinaball and don't have a flag of their own, which explains why not many of them appear in the comics.

Provinces

 * Anhuiball
 * Fujianball
 * Gansuball
 * Guangdongball
 * Guizhouball
 * Hainanball
 * Hebeiball
 * Heilongjiangball
 * Henanball
 * Hubeiball
 * Hunanball
 * Jiangsuball
 * Jiangxiball
 * Jilinball
 * Yanbianball - West Korea of Best Korea!
 * Liaoningball
 * Qinghaiball
 * Shaanxiball
 * Shandongball
 * Shanxiball
 * Sichuanball
 * Yunnanball
 * Zhejiangball

Autonomous regions

 * Guangxiball
 * Inner Mongoliaball
 * Ningxiaball
 * Xinjiangball
 * Tibetball

Municipalities

 * Beijingball - Synonymous with Chinaball
 * Tianjinball - Twin town of Beijing
 * Chongqingball
 * Shanghaiball - Besides Hong Kong and Macau, is of most westernized and capitalistic city in China
 * Tianjinball

Special administrative regions

 * Hong Kongball
 * Macauball

Claimed

 * Taiwanball
 * Tuvaball

Relationships
China doesn't really have any friends or enemies (except for being allies with Pakistan), but he usually takes sides and has better relationships with some countries than others.

朋友 Friends

 * Russiaball - Drunk north polar bear friend
 * North Koreaball - BFFs during Korean War, now annoying neighbour who wont shut up about nukes and being best Korea.
 * Pakistanball - 最好的朋友！
 * Cambodiaball - We helped them fight against Pho!
 * Thailandball - Their former female Prime Minister is of Chinese! xixixixixi
 * Africaball - Wo men can into investings into.
 * Mingball - Wo will of returnings to glory 爷爷!
 * Argentinaball - We helped them fight against Tea!

中性 Neutral

 * USAball - Important trading partner. Also, Chimerica.
 * Australiaball - China is of largest trading partner!
 * Canadaball - They gib us Alberta oil while we gib them pandas.
 * South Koreaball - At least he is less annoying than DPRK. He can into dislike sushi.
 * Turkeyball - HQ-9 missiles is #1.
 * Russiaball - He tells me all about oil, but wo think he was sending his Homo prisoners to me.
 * Tringapore - Bamboo network.
 * ASEANball - EU wannabe! China will take over! XIXIXIXI Just economic partners.
 * Indiaball - At least he's Pakistan's younger twin brother. He can into BRICS and we both removed HUE from historical clay long ago.
 * Okinawaball - Sushi eating, Chinese-anime-watching son.

敌人 Enemies

 * THE NAZI IMPERIUM OF ANIME - AIYA!!! REMEMBER RAPE OF NANKING AND COMFORT WOMEN!! GREAT GLORIOUS CHINESE FIREWALL STRONK!!! REMOVE DECADENT NAZI ANIME, REMOVE KAWAII, REMOVE DEMONIC NAZI HENTAI, REMOVE OTAKU, REMOVE WEEABOOS, REMOVE 4CHAN, REMOVE JAPANESE INTERNET! REMOVE XIAORIBENREN! 法CK JAPAN AND THEIR USE OF ANIME TO MAKE THEMSELVES SUPREME IN CYBERSPACE!!! REMEMBER HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI!!! CENSORSHIP STRONK AND I WILL GIVE A 法CK TO ANYONE IF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE HATES US FOR ANNIHILATING KAWAII!!! KOREA AND CHINA UNITE AGAINST XIAORIBENREN GUIZI!  Also Diaoyu and Okinawa are chinese cray . They did pay the reparations and renounced all aggressive acts of war, reduced to nothing more than pacifistic surrenderfags like Franceball, so neutrals, just neutrals. Move along.
 * UKball: REMOVE OPIUM! Still wont apologise.
 * Hong Kongball - Aiya! Xianggang born from Opium! Remove Umbrella!
 * Portugalball: REMOVE HUE! Still won't apologize.
 * Macauball - Aiya! Aomen born from HUE! Remove Umbrella!
 * Philippinesball - Aiya! Remove Adobo! Firipinos are Anime addicts and hate grorious China because we hate Facebook! Xisha and Nansha is of gorious Chinese cray! 德奧合併!!!
 * Faceblock - Aiya! REMOVE SELFIE!! Mental disorder! Banned by Great Firewall! They support Hong Kong and Macau Independence! DEFEND POLANDBALL!!!!!!!
 * Turkeyball - REMOVE KEBAB!! They support Xinjiang independence!
 * Tibetball: Remuv independence, Xizang is rightful Chinese cray!
 * Taiwanball - 统一统一统一统一 Rebel province! Will be liberated by China!
 * Mongoliaball - 德奧合併!!!
 * Uyghurball: Aiya! Remuv independence, Xinjiang is rightful Chinese cray!
 * Vietnamball - Aiya! Remove Pho! Traitorous yuenanren use latin alphabet! Xisha and Nansha is of gorious Chinese cray! 德奧合併!!! Would be of more civilized if they still used Chữ Nôm. AND STAY AWAY FROM GUANGXI AND HAINAN, GOD DAMN IT!
 * Pakistanball - A madman who calls me a "Chetnik" and cannot into letting Shaksgam go.
 * Thailandball - Aiya! Supporter of Southeast Asians who took Xisha and Nansha from Grorious Zhonghua! Remove Tom Yum! Thais hate wo men because we hate Facebook and Twitter!
 * Malaysiaball - Remove Nasi lemak! Xisha and Nansha is of gorious Chinese cray!
 * Bruneiball - Remove Ketupat! Xisha and Nansha is of gorious Chinese cray!
 * Indonesiaball - Remove Rendang! Xisha and Nansha is of gorious Chinese cray!
 * Indiaball - Oh, come on! Remove Curry from premises, so not spicy enough! BTW, Nanxizang rightful Zhongguo cray!
 * ISISball - Aiya! Stay away from Xinjiang!
 * Russiaball - NO MORE HOMO REQUESTS! Or else i'll take Tuva from you!
 * North Koreaball - STOP THREATENING TO CAPTURE MANCHURIA!!!!! Or else you'll be my next SAR!
 * South Koreaball - Oh, come on! I don't like that Gangnam Style! IS THIS WHAT YOU CALL CENSORSHIP!?! BORING! Gotta replace that with Gentle Man.
 * Kosovoball - je Serbia, end of story.
 * Central America - jerks are the only countries not recognizing Zhonggua.
 * Haitiball
 * Dominicanball
 * Belizeball
 * Guatemalaball
 * Hondurasball
 * El Salvadorball
 * Nicaraguaball
 * Costa Ricaball
 * Panamaball
 * Qingball - Idiot is reason why world thinks glorious zhongguo is uncivilized.
 * USAball - Zhongguo stronk will challenge American military hegemony.
 * Cubaball - Why you so jealous?

Quotes
(Isn't that game banned in China? -_-) pls, every game is
 * "Xisha and Nansha Islands is of glorious Zhongguo clay!"
 * "Fakka yuo ribenren!"
 * "Aiya! 不好！"
 * "Ni hao Taiwan... 德奥合并？"
 * "草泥马!" (super super super inappropriate)
 * "他妈的..."
 * "嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻"
 * "Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun."
 * "Fleedom? Time for some... Liberation..."

Links

 * Facebook page