Polandball (character)

"Kurwa!"

Polandball is the main protagonist of Polandball. He cannot into space.

Polandball is very naive and is often exploited and bullied by his neighbors, a constant victim of surprise anschluss from Germany and the Reichtangle. He has a job cleaning UKBall's toilet, but often shirks his duties, preventing him from getting any leverage or input on world issues. He does not like Russiaball, and he wants his goddamn clay and horses back.

He looks up to USAball and one day wants to be like him. Polandball is a daydreamer and often fantasizes about winning World War II, defeating the Axis single-handedly, and dominating that unreachable frontier known as Outer Space.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvUoHBZmqDw Poland can into stealth tank. o kurwa!]

History
So Poland was Civtas Schinesghe until he was like, Hey I can into kingdom and did. Later the Kasmir union and Russian imperial ball was all like I will into kill you so Poland unite with lithuaniaball. and then the freaking Germans invaded and conquared poland. After WW1 Poland become country again but then the nazis and russians invaded. poland, who was all like O KUR- Then WW2 ended and USSR ball attempted to include polan into his eastblock but succeded. Then polan was like: Ain't gonna happen, and then UNball said "You now have a son" and now Poland is Poland.

Friends

 * USAball - YAY POLAND CAN INTO FRIEND!
 * UKball - Defended Poland in WW2, plus gibs monies for toilet clean.
 * Franceball - Makes good Wine and had Napoleon.
 * Bulgariaball - Best frendz. Work together alot.
 * Hungaryball - BFF since the middle ages.


 * Ukraineball - They want into Yuro, so Poland like him.. to time.


 * Lithuaniaball - Long live the COMMONWEALTH!!!!

Enemies

 * Germanyball - Greatest Polandball enemy, bully and murderer.
 * Sovietball/Russiaball - Big brother and big bully, but once he get massive wpierdol.
 * Ukraineball - GIB Lwów!
 * Faceblock - He occasionally tries to silence Polandball.
 * Lithuaniaball - GIB Wilno!
 * Czechball - Gib Zaolzie! Or I 1938/1968 you again!
 * Belarusball - Gib Grodno!
 * EUball - Tryings to anschluss Polandball