North Koreaball

""North Koreaball, or  Psychopathic Communist Democratic People's Republic of Koreaball, is a controversial Juche East Asian country in Korean peninsula. It has little money and food and it's famous for its "glorious" leader and "amazing culture". He is Chinaball's little brother

Beside its claims to have nukes, it's technological backwater and, if it wasn't for its propaganda, it'd probably auto-collapse because of its dictatorship regime.

North Koreaball has a rocky relationship with its southern neighbor, South Koreaball since they both claim to be the only Korea, recognizing each other as an imposter. Japanball also doesn't think he is true Korea.

He claims he can into nuke, but he can't into nuke. One time he tried and got sanctioned by UNball.

He is not a Kebab, but he really likes Kebab Countries because they want to destroy USA and Israel.

North Koreaball has one the the largest militaries in the world, with over a million active personell. But he isn't very stronk because most of his equipment is very old, dating back to the Cold War era. He's the only country in the world to have Il-28 bombers in active service. Kim Jong Un's (the glorious leader of North Koreaball) half brother was killed recently and Malaysiaball has banned all North Koreans from his clay.

Currently he of testings nukes so much that his neighbour, Chinaball and enemies Japanball, South Koreaball and USAball had enough and want to end his nuke program. USAball is stepping into North Koreaball's clay which may result in big huge war that will endanger the world. (World War 3 imminent.)

History:
Korean history starts with various Asian dynasties but before World War II there were no "North Korea" or "South Korea". In 1945, Japanese Koreaball, a Fascist occupation of the Korean peninsula formerly part of Korean Empireball, was split into two different parts by Sovietball and USAball.

In 1948, North Koreaball made their government.

This division encouraged the Northern part of Korea to invade the Southern one, in 1950, starting the Korean War which de facto ended into a status quo, thanks to United States support to South Korea and Sino-Soviet support to North Korea. After war, North Korea made their own flag with Soviet Unionball gaved. One funny thing is Kim-Il-Sung(Kim-Jong-Un's grandfather) liked Korea flag(South Korea flag).

Since 1995, North Koreaball has to open up to external food aid and modernization in this country is below zero. As Communist block fell off, North Korea remained with less and less allies. Now he has been testing nukes like crazy. (and failing.)

Despite his own craziness, even he knows that Eritreaball is insane.

Enemies:

 * Malaysiaball - HOW DARE OF YUO KILLED DEAR LEADER'S HALF BROTHER (but we set it up) ! 
 * Iranball - (Actually, he's a good guy) We have both want to destroy Capitalist PIG DOG and the Zionists, Wahhabis and Illuminatis have to defend ourselfs and remove USA and Israel and theyre Diabolic Plan. Also he is like me in the Middle East
 * Chinaball - YUO TRAITOR!! VEE HAD RELATIONS AND YUOR DUMB MANDARIN DIM SUM ASS FUCKED IT UP!!!  FUCK FAKE COMMUNIST WIN YANG CHING CHUNG WHATEVER!!! CHING CHING CHONG! I HAVE NUKES! NUKES NUKES AND NUKES TO FUCK WHOLE WORLD UP!!!  YUO INCLUDED!!! AM NOT SILLY ANNOYING BALL. (China declares sanctions on North Korea.) Aww, c'mon!
 * Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - Why must yuo suddenly die??? I AM GO TO SEE MAI GIANT HOTELE BUILT!!! I AM GO 4 YAERS OF FAMINE BECAUSES OF YUO!!!! YUO...Yuo were like of father to me...!
 * Russiaball - WHO ARE YUO TO THINK YUO CAN MOCKING ME AND MAKING FUN OF LEADER??!!!! YUO KNOW WHAT I'LL DO? I'LL BLOW UP THE KREMLIN!!! AND I'LL RAPE ALL YUOR FEMALE SOLDIERS!!! AND I'LL DERAIL YUOR STUPID SAPSAN TRAINS AND SHOOT DOWN YUOR STUPID ANTONOV 225s AND REMOVE DASH CAMS AND BURN YUOR FLAGS!!!
 * South Koreaball - 우리는 진짜 한국! WORST KOREA! I AM REAL KOREA YUO ARE FAKE!I SEOUL 1950 IS OF BEST OF LIFE! YUO OF MY CLAY JUST OCCUPIED BY  CAPITALIST BURGER!!! I AM INDEPENDENTER!!

addicted to Anime! REMEMBER THE COMFORT WOMEN! IF YOU DON'T, WE'LL SOON NUKE SAPPORO, TOKYO, OSAKA, NAGOYA AND EVEN OKINAWA!!!WHY ELSE? BECAUSE WE CAN AND WE WILL, THAT'S WHY! CANINGS ! REMOVE KIELBASA Remove kielbasa you are worst hussar. NO GOOD, I SPIT ON THE EYE AND MOUTH OF YOUR FLAG AND COUNTRY!'''
 * USAball - CAPITALISTSTEA PIGU BECAUSE OF YUO KOREA CANNOT REUNIFY YUO RILL FARLL TO GRORYUS JURCHE MY NUKES CAN REACH TO AMERICAN SOIL!!!!! REMOVE GIANT BURGER!!! REMOVE IMPERIALIST DOG! FIGHT ME CAPITALIST PIG!!!NUKE TEM ALL!
 * [[File:Australia-icon.png]] Australiaball - FOLLOWING THE CAPITALIST PIG ARE YUO!? REMOVE KANGAROO!
 * Philippinesball - HAHAHAHA! AZ A PLUPPI OF THAT PIG, HIDE BACKE TO YUOR RITTLE IDIOTICSE DAD. YOUR GOVERNMENTSES AM NOT MAKE SENSE, APPARENTLE AND YOU LEFT YOUR OWN DADDY JUST TO BE PROTECTED BY COMMUNISTS. OH AND YOU ARE SCALY AS FUCK WITH YU INSANE DRUG WAR!! YOU ARE AS MANIAC AS ME TO THIS POINT!! IF YOU LOOKING FOL BLOOD, LOOK AT SOUTH NOT ME YOU CRAZY!!! STUPID JANGO BARERY ASIAN!!!!!! I HAET YOU!!! I NUKE YOU!!!
 * [[File:Cuba-icon.png]] Cubaball - Why you side with capitalist pigs?! YOU ARE NOT OF COMRADE TO ME ANY MORE!!!
 * [[File:Laos-icon.png]]Laosball - He is isolated secretive like me! He gib weapons and he is a communist ally
 * [[File:Cambodia-icon.png]] Cambodiaball - His king got an education here! He is a good friend of the dear leader.
 * Japanball - Capitalist Pigu! REMOVE ANIME! ascist imperialists! Hedonistic capitalists
 * Israelcube - You of Zionist PIG who wants to destroy the free World and even the West. Let Palestine be free and no Rothschild Illuminati Satanist Banking in our Country..
 * Bulgariaball - YUO ARE MY WORESTEST ENEMY EVER IN WHOLE GALAXY! BULGARIA IS NOW NORTH KOREA FOREVER!!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE AND DECLARE INDEPENDENCE AND FREEDOM FOREVER!!! NOT EVEN BEING VASSIL! I WILL KILL YOU!!! WE WILL DESTROY YOU TO MY CLAY. BAD IMPERIALIST WHORE! ! REMEMBER THE COMFORT WOMEN! WORST HUMAN RIGHTS!!! FUCK YOU!!! YOU ARE OF BAD GLAY YOU HAVE BAD RLIGOI!!!    I WILL OF GETTINGS RID OF YOU!  YUO WILL INTO ANSCHLUSS WITH ME! I WILL BE AGGRESIVE,KILLER,LORD OF DESTRCTION!!!  SHIPKA PASS MONUMENT,RILSKI MANASTIR,VITOSHA MOUTAIN TOO!!! IF YUO DON'T HEAR ME I WILL OF MAKING NUKES TO DESTROY STRAIGHT YUO!!!
 * Portugalball - 7-0 NEVER FORGET!
 * Eritreaball - These guys are like us but... well... Ok we will admit we are truly psychotic but even we find him scary... rrr...
 * ISISball - We both hate U.S.A.ball but dear leader and god Kim Jong-Un forbid these guys get what they want. We simply cane't be of friends. They are of even worse then Eritreaball (though we like that he attacks capitalist pigs But still).
 * [[File:Sentinelese-icon.png]]Sentineleseball - He is isolated like me, he spears anyone who comes near his island, this means he removes Burger and Fake Korea, so he is allight ov a fello.
 * [[File:Turkmen-icon.png]]Turkmenistanball - We have similar personalities, but yuo of son of fat vodkae!
 * [[File:Kiribati-icon.png]] Kiribatiball,[[File:Bhutan-icon.png]] Bhutanball, and [[File:Pitcairn Islands-icon.png]] Pitcairn - Isolated like me, but to pacifitse. REMOVE!!
 * UNball - ZHTAP CALLING ERITRE ZE ME OF AFRICA! WE DONT WANT TO BE COMPARED TO HIM IN GRORY OF KIN JUNG UN!! YOU MAKE US LOOK OF EVEN WORSE WHEN YOU DO THAT!
 * '''Polandball:FASCIST CATOLIC PIG DOG, YOU CANNOT INTO SPACE BUT GLORIOUS LEADER

Quotes

 * Juche Juche
 * Haeck!!!!
 * Nuclear
 * Chinaehanun Gimjonguen Jangunnim Manse: Hail for the General Gimjonguen.

How to draw
Draw North Koreaball is somewhat difficult:
 * 1) Draw the basic circle shape and color it red
 * 2) Draw two horizontal white lines in it and color the central part of blue
 * 3) After this, draw a white inner circle in the blue part and draw a red star inside it
 * 4) Draw the eyes and you've done

Gallery
Corea del Norteball Sjeverna Korejaball Corea del Nordball 북한공 Coreia do Norteball Северная Корея