Talk:Philippinesball/@comment-39244374-20191006142424/@comment-33671866-20191115012132

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Spain literally colonized parts of modern-day US, the French and British (and Dutch and in some cases, the fucking vikings) colonized the well-known parts so it wouldn't really make sense for the US to have like 2 fathers and 2 mothers, in fact, what even makes less sense is that basically, the US "had a child with his own mother lol!!!" but really, the US just adopted the Philippines, also the fucking president's wife being Slovenian doesn't mean Slovenia is instantly USA's wife and mother of USA's sons, use a bit of logic here, it would make absolutely no fucking sense. But, Spain didn't abandon the Philippines, the US stole it from Spain and if an Argentine nationalist saw this, they would be absolutely wrong, since they use the Faroe Islands as an excuse for the Falklands being Argentinian so they would think that the Philippines are still Spanish and that Spain is neocolonialist, turning them into an anti-imperialist and they would start hating the US alot, but their opinion doesn't matter to the government of the United States, I highly doubt they know their existence and they're talking directly to the government of one of the best countries in the world, possibly the best. Actually, let's take a small trip back to what I just said, since most people tend to see the Netherlands and the UK as male in the Polandball universe, did they get pregnant or did they have a child with some other country? Exactly, it doesn't make any fucking sense either, did they have a child with the natives or another country? I am talking about New Amsterdam and the Thirteen Colonies, what the actual fuck? But hey, this guy shouldn't have complained about Slovenia and someone shouldn't have added Slovenia as Philippines's mom to a page about the country of the Philippines in a wiki about meme spheres with fucking eyes and flags plastered into them.

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