Croatiaball

Croatiaball is a countryball located in central Europe and the Mediterranean. He can into European Union, NATOball and into removing kebab.

The beautiful coastline on the Adriatic is a heaven for German tourist, who gib lots of mony.

Early History
Croats exist since the 7th century. In the begin of the 8th century he was Duchy of Croatiaball. The Capital was not always Zagrebball. It changed to often.

Middle Ages
Croatiaball later used to be a stronk kingdom, but later joined with Hungaryball in a personal union.

Contemporary Period
Croatiaball was part of Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball. In 1941. Croatia became the Independent State of Croatiaball.

Croatiaball removed some Ćevap (24,000 Serbs) in Jasenovac. Serbiaball was very angry because of it. After the war Croatiaball was once again part of Yugoslaviaball but this time it was a socialist multi-ethnic state, with Croat president Tito (Even though Serbs controlled most of the government) Croatia left Yugoslavia in 1991 and had to fight for their freedom. Croatiaball emerged victourious and proud from the 4 year war know as the Homeland war.

Homeland war
The Homeland war started in 1991. and ended in 1995 Croatiaball's victory.

Croatiaball wanted to leave Yugoslaviaball along with Bosnia-Herzegovinaball but Serbiaball and Montenegroball didn't like that AT ALL so normally they attacked.

1991. to 1994.
Croatiaball found it self in a very hard position because Serbia controled more than 90% equipment of the former Yugo army and was denied of help from other's because of sanction's. The first to recognize his independence was Germanyball and Vaticanball. Croatiaball tried with all his might and thought to defend his clay and he succefully did but Serbiaball was more modern and stronger in numbers than him.

1995.
Croatiaball regained it's strenght and with a little political help from Germoneyball it attacked Serbiaball and in 2 days regained back half of their territory and conquered half of Bosnia-Herzegovinaball. Croatiaball remember's those day's as day's of glory and is very proud of it's military succes while Serbiaball remember's it as days of sadness.

NATO.
Croatia joined NATOball in 2009 with Albania

P.S. (We hate Albania secretly, they are bad, but we act nice.)

EUROPEAN UNION
Croatia joined EUball in 2013.

Demographic

 * 90.42% Croats (and growing)
 * 4.36% Serbs (and shrinking)
 * 5.2% Others(and growing)

Religion

 * Catholicism 86.28%,
 * Orthodox 4.44%, (Some Bulgarians and Ukrainians, So they good)
 * Atheism 3.81% (They are secretly amazeball Catholics in denial)
 * Kebabism (Yet to be removed) 1.5%
 * Protestantism 0.34%
 * Undeclared 2.17%

Friends and Enemies
Croatiaball hates Kebabs and Nationalistic Serbs equally and wants them all gone. Croatia is very strict catholic.

Friends:

 * Austriaball: Croatia was in a monarchy with them,they had it pretty good there.
 * Germanyball: Best friend and Good ally. Bestie!
 * Bosnia and Herzegovinaball: Best food evar!  Also he help me with Serbiaball. Still want's apologize for war however.
 * Sloveniaball: Brother but also friendly rival that trade a lot with eachother. They might play hockey togeather sometimes in the CHL. Also we both hate Italy and he was first what regnorised Croatia as a independent state in 1991.
 * Armeniaball: because they hate Turkey!
 * Ukraineball: Helped them become recognized as a country after the war,also sent some people to help. Croatia is helping them too by sending soldiers in Ukraine. We love them!
 * Polandball Because of Catholic and Slav! Brave peepel!
 * Bulgariaball: Best Balkan Freund!
 * Czechball Best tourist but sometimest into doing crazy stuff
 * HungaryBall BEST FREUND! WE LOVE THEM! YUO ARE GRATE!

Enemies:

 * Montenegroball: Even though he and Serbiaball were through, they still keep in touch, deeply. He currently vows to keep all of his coast for himself. He even does something wrong to Croatians in Boka Kotorska.
 * Serbiaball: Damn chetnik prick, keeps dreaming of Greater Serbia. Still calls me ustaša. I will into remuvings him later with other EU countryballs.
 * Turkeyball: Tried to conquer Croatia. They stink. Die.
 * ISISball: Is of racist
 * Franceball: Didn't recognise us in 1991!
 * Kebab: because they rude and stupid! Also Bosnia is Croejsa land.
 * Italyball: No, our olive oil is better! and Istria is ours!
 * Albaniaball: They don't deserve link, they dumb muslims, we secretly hate them. Only Catholis good ones.

Quotes

 * "REMOVE KEBAB AND CHETNIKS!"
 * "BOKA KOTORSKA JE ZEMLJA HRVATSKA!"
 * "HRVATSKA DO DRINE!"
 * "GDJE SI TI BIO 91-e?"
 * "U BOJ,U BOJ ZA NAROD SVOJ!!"
 * "HERCEG-BOSNA JE NAŠA!"
 * "ZA DOM! SPREMNI!!!" (Only used by Nazis, forbidden in Croatian law. Some use it as a joke)
 * "SPUSTILA SE GUSTA MAGLA IZNAD ZAGREB-a!"
 * "BOG I HRVATI!"


 * Links


 * Facebook page

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