Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31401828-20170703092347/@comment-31730435-20170712014837

@Somalia: Canberra pops out of Australia's hat and comforts him. Canberra: There there daddy, it'll be ok..! I know, let's visit China!, if anyone can fix your machete it's him!. Australia sniffs. "Okay, I guess we can go to the Ching chong" he whimpered.

"It's going to be ok dad. Your Machete will be fixed in no time." he soothed.

I caught tickets by a cruise liner to arrive in Beijing and we headed to Sydney to set off to China. We were just passing by Singapore in a stop to refuel and we took a look at the local landscape. Australia had recovered a bit and was feeling better. Until we came to a swathe of jungle. Australia perked up. "Don't worry mates, I can cut these buggers down with my mache-" he stopped. He began to cry again.

Then I heard someone call out to us in a sort of Malay-English language. I turned around and saw a red and white triangle...