Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-39133133-20200607043110/@comment-25244331-20200621224703

Belarusball1 wrote: Hydrozen wrote:

Belarusball1 wrote: Hydrozen wrote: Penang (South American)

Hahaha do you think I’m willing to give up land to you?
 * We seek to reach an understanding with the Danubian and Ottoman oppressors. The only reason this South American aberration called Penang remains an occupation zone is because of the wildly displaced Malay and Chinese peoples brought over for god-knows-what-reason. Henceforth, we aim to bring back most, if not all such peoples back to their homelands
 * In exchange for leaving evacuation efforts be, the imperialists of Danubia and the Ottomans will find an occupation zone is no longer required as the elements warranting such a system have since been moved home, and as such, direct annexation is a viable option for these 2 aggressive scourges, furthering both their interests in exchange for a withdrawal of this completely stupid system brought over by that siguradottirlow fellow


 * laughs*

Listen here, I’m Neo-Ottomania now, and as Neo-Ottomania, I do not give up colonies THAT easily. Part of your land is my only colony in South America (called Ottoman South America), and it shall remain my colony TILL THE END OF TIME (maybe).

(PS: Sorry for late response) You have no business having colonies at this point in history, neither the ethnicity nor religion of South America will permit a long-term docile colonial effort without inciting seccessionist thought, much less one that lasts "till the end of time". Naming systems such as Neo-Ottomania are not only excessive, but laughable on the global platform. Congratulations on being one of the few nations to have a name we can all poke fun at.

Secondly, I never mentioned I would be taking any land. On the contrary, I am removing elements of potential resistance from your so-called colony for your benefit.

I mean I know those who regularly play as the Ottomans have a tendency to express very flawed logic and thinking process. If you read what I outlined like a normal human being, you would have picked up the fact that I am the one doing you a favor here, but sure, so be it.

I have other ways to achieve my goals. I’ll leave you be since you have no intentions to take land. However, you have no right to humiliate my empire name. You’re just new to mapping games on Polandball Wiki, so you have no info on how far back the name has been used. I have used it way before you came around, henceforth you have no right to criticize the name. You don’t know what it even means. It means “New Land of the Ottomans” fyi. At least it isn’t as bad as the stupid name of “Penangia” being used to describe an area of South America (when it actually originated in Asia).

You should also probably leave if you will just insult my thinking and logic. I am a mod for this series, so just watch your mouth.

Lastly, I suggest you don’t go through with your “other ways to achieve your goals” (which I know is war), as that will start a world war and you’d probably be crushed. Just saying, there is a chance that others could take my side.

You have been warned by a mapping game mod (me), so you better take my advice. It's funny how you are gatekeeping having an opinion.

After all, you are a mod trying to defend choices in a map game that makes zero sense whatsoever politically, economically, geographically or innately, yet one of the rules is "don't be unrealistic". I don't know if you fail to see the irony in this, but if you are breaking one of the very core rules you are issuing, you don't seem to hold much power in an argument, and abusing mod powers isn't a good look for you either.