Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-33671866-20190903200353/@comment-33671866-20190914174227

German Empire | Deutsches Reich | Deutsch Reich | The German Empire | Das Deutsches Reich | Deutschland | Germany - Gott mit uns 

February 1862, Round 8


 * Train, improve, recruit and build up over 240k+ military forces (naval forces (2nd in the world, behind UK) and armed forces (2nd in the world)).


 * Recognizes gay and lesbian couples and legalizes the marriages of said groups.


 * CanHams are now being sold around the world, it is in most markets in every country and it is also a healthy food for kids and adults to eat.


 * After our chancellor GETS PASSED THE KNOWLEDGE OF (dont know any other way of saying it) the mutual-defense pact between the UK and France, he sends a telegram to the British Prime Minister Temple, containing the following;


 * Hello, this is the chancellor of Deutschland or the German Empire, I’ve recently heard about the British government signing a mutual-defense pact with France, so let me tell you. They secretly supported the racist atrocity that was the Confederate States of America during the American Civil War, as told by the Italian Government. Please cut all ties with the Second French Empire immediately.


 * The idea of a Peashooter is proposed to the Commander of the German Armed Forces, which is a fake plant that would fire gun bullets through a hole, the idea is accepted and it will be soon deployed to Tsingtao.


 * Scientists across the country begin the making of a secret project, which would be the successor of the Gatling Gun. It will be called “Maschinengewehr”, also known as the Machine Gun., the development will end in April 1862.


 * Officially cuts all ties with the Second Empire of France.


 * The Battle of Tsingtao is won easily, our troops are now marching to the city of Beijing.


 * Our economy continues to explode, we are now the wealthiest country in the world and celebrations occur across the country.


 * The island of Cuba gains full independence and is now the Republic of Cuba.


 * The Social Democratic Party of Deutschland is slowly taking over our politic.


 * The German painter “Adolf Hitler” begins to gain popularity all across the world because of his art pieces that define beliefs and thoughts, it’s obvious that he will revolutionize the art industry.


 * After the Chinese war is over, we will make sure that Tibet and Xianjang gain full independence from Qing, they will not be German puppets or anything like that.


 * Thinking if we should invade British Malaya and British Raj, it’s a risky move but that would be fucking epic.


 * Invents the Powdered Beer, it’s like Kool-Aid but instead of a juice, it’s beer, it comes in 8 different flavors.


 * The company “Canthin Ofaname” adds a second flavor to the CanHam called the “Canned Cheeseburger”, also known as the “CanCheese”, it’s a huge success, obviously.


 * Helps build houses, cities and roads in the Kingdom of Poland to help their economy rise.


 * Once again, we’re ready for another month, let’s adquire this dough.

That was quite a long turn, wasn’t it?