User blog comment:Cynical04TR/I found a great alternative for meth/@comment-33896694-20180408225029/@comment-34423308-20180408235441

I did some research

CERN helped me

(No worries, they only had 130 Litres of German beer)

~10% Chance you will defend kebab

~20% Chance nothing happens

~0.0000000000000000000000000000218734212391238473% Chance you will become Turk

-928.3% Chance you become kebab