Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32637988-20170917164048/@comment-30858153-20170929144809

TornadoDog33 wrote: @Me/Kimochi/Floofy2: When I said that Aztec's god wasn't real (and I swear I saw this), Aztec himself looked like he fell into shock or a trance, almost. To be fair, I was rather angry myself, almost to the point of throwing Aztec out the window and jumping on him Incredible Hulk-style...

But then Frida's message came in.

She had made me come to grips with myself, calmed the angry fire within my soul. She had made made me snap out of it, and I found that Aztec was getting angrier and angrier by the second. Diplomacy was not an option.

Me: "Frida Lopez, my name is Robert Zaitsev, and I want to say, thank you for the message, but our friend Aztec here is getting angrier by the second. It seems that fighting is our only option."

And just as I had finished speaking, Aztec Empire, with the fury and passion of a warrior, spoke.

AE: *louder and louder* "You S.O.B. You'll pay for what you said.  Huitzilopochtli will reign supreme, and YOU WILL BE ON HIS SACRIFICIAL SLAB-"

 Me: *angirly* "Oh, yeah, ba****d?! You wanna put me on the slab? *shouting at the top of my lungs*  "WELL, YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!!!!!"

Canada: "Oh my God, I'm getting out of here!" *drops the phone and runs out, bumping into USA*

USA: "Wha- *suddenly notices what is going on* Hang on, Indo, I'm gonna call you right back. *hangs up*"

And so the fight was on. Aztec started screaming like a banshee and swinging the axe, aiming for my legs. However, he missed, because I jumped each time. Then he lost his balance just a little bit during one swing, and I was onto him, jumping on him with the full force of my body (I weigh about 150-160 lbs), making him lose his grip on the axe. Then I proceeded to land blow after blow with my fists as I pulled him into an armbar.

AE: "AH! STOP! IT HURTS!"

But I wouldn't stop. I needed to show him who was the boss. But then I felt something... a bump... some sort of pocket, maybe?...

Then I took something out, momentarily stopping the blows, but still grinding Aztec with the armbar. It was some sort of remote... of course! This must be what he uses to teleport himself from place to place! Well, he wouldn't be doing that anymore, 'cause I through it against the wall and broke it.

AE: "NO!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, YOU-"

Me: "Oh, just SHUT UP!!"

Then I threw him against the wall, knocking him unconscious and ending the fight.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Oh, and the phone was on the entire time, so Frida and Mexico were able to hear in on the fight.

Me: Iknew it, I knew it, I knew it, I KNEW I WAS GOING TO MAKE THINGS WORSE!

Aza: I'm deeply sorry, I just tought...

Me: Its not your fault, Aza, don't worry. I just need to take a brek at home *I take my backpack* See you on Monday!

Mexico: You're estresada

Me: I am, but I'm going to calm down at home

Mexico: What are we going to do ahora?

Me: I have no idea

-We walk a few streets and finally we get home, my dad went to work so I go to the room where my dog is sleeping-

Me: Mexico! I think I have an idea! Do you have something to videochat?