Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31401828-20170703092347/@comment-32463194-20170723161153

(ha I got nightmares from Jaws)

Me: Oh, hi Tuvalu. What's wrong?

Tuvalu: Z-z-w- SHARK b-t- TEETH little boat eaten by Shark HELP

Me: Let me guess. You watched Jaws.

Tuvalu: M-maybe

Me: Yeah, that's what I thought. It's not real, just a movie.

Tuvalu: B-but so v-vivid

Me: It's a movie.

Tuvalu: No, in 1874 there was sh-shark attack here around a-Nanumeana and f-fiftyfive unprovoked fatal shark attacks Papua New Guinea.

Me: Ok, I see why you're scared. There's shark attacks all over the Pacific. But as long as we're inside here, we're safe. Ok?

Tuvalu:Y-yes

Me: Except for the shark right outside.

Tuvalu: HEE HEE HEE HEE TEFEA TE LAHI IKA

Me: Relax! Relax! I was just joking. Wait... what where you saying?

Tuvalu:S-sometimes when I get cared I speak Tuvaluan

Me: Eh, ok. You know what? It's getting late. Let's get to bed.

(And if you want to know what the Tuvaluan is you're going to have to look it up.)