User blog:FLAH!2.0/Stop using pants

Usage of pants is harmful and damaging.

In the Hellenistic world and the Roman empire pants were not used. Pants were viewed as a sign of barbarism. Particularly Juslius Caesar, Jesus Christ, the Apostoles, Plato and Archimedes did not wear pants. Their usage was brought by Germanic barbarians. Each time you wear pants, you please Hitler.