Thirteen Coloniesball

What's that you say? A republic is better than a monarchy? Well does your republic have tea? No, it doesn't cause you dipshits threw it all into a harbour.

Personality
This guy hates republicans. This guy loves tea. That is all.

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Colonial America Ball was first settled in 1607 by Settlers in Jamestowne, Virginia. So pretty much this guy right here is one of UKball's oldest son's. And things were pretty sweet back then. There were no Communists or EU or Iranians back then. And then some fucktards start a shitstorm and threw all of their tea into a harbour. And then Ancienregimeball and Spainball joined in a everything got fucked up. So now Colonial Americaball has disappeared, but he's out there, waiting... waiting for the day he can return the power of the crown to America... =====