South Koreaball

South Koreaball is North Koreaball's sworn enemy and brother. He likes to call himself just Koreaball or ROKball despite North Koreaball sayings he is true Korea. South Koreaball lives and has his clay on the southern part of the Korean Peninsula and loves his pop music called K-pop. He is also known as one of the richest countryballs in Asia.

South Koreaball HDI (Human Development Index) ranks at 15th (Japan 17th, China 91th), making it one of the best places to live in the world. It also has an ultra developed technology and lifestyle, and Jeju island is considered to be the most cleanest and natural ecosystems in the world.

South Koreaball practices plastic surgery (about 16% of all Korean women have undergone plastic surgery), and its people is very good-looking (even without plastic surgery).

The recent rise of Hallyu (Kpop, Korean dramas, Korean culture) has made South Korea an extremely popular nation, and earning tons of money from exporting its culture. Kpop is also very famous, and is considered to rival even those of the American pop industry.

History
Koreaball's history started at around 80,000 BC, and in BC 2333, made the first kingdom, called Gojoseun. Later on, it divided into four countries, called Goguryeo, Silla, Baekje, and Gaya. Gaya, which was inbetween Silla and Baekje, later fell, and the three kingdoms constantly fought each other.

Silla eventually conquered the rest, and made Unified Silla. However, this did not last long and Unified Silla turned into Goryeo.

Goryeo was very indulged in Buddhism, and made many temples. This was the age when many Buddhist temples and infrastructures were made. However, unfortunately, Genghis Khan invaded Goryeo and destroyed most of the flourishing culture. Much of the temple still remains destroyed or gone after the Mongolians burnt them down.

Goryeon was on the verge of becoming completely Mongolian empire, until Joseon was made. Just before Joseon was made, the Mongolian empire fell and disappeared.

Joseun had the most flourishing dynasty of all, and it built massive lavish buildings and treasures. Joseon also liked the current Chinese dynasty (Ming dynasty), and sent many treasures and missionaries to China. In 1592, a huge Japanese invasion landed on Korea (임진왜란). When things were gone and there was no hope, an Admiral called Lee Sun shin (이순신) pushed the huge 330 Japanese ships back to Japan with only 12 ships of his own. Lee Sun Shin is still considered as a national hero even today in South Koreaball.

Later, Joseon was invaded by China (Qing dynasty), because Joseon refused to help Qing dynasty, but instead helped the dying Ming dynasty. Joseon managed to push them back again, and had some peaceful ages.

Unfortunately, in 1910, Imperial Japan invaded Korea with new weapons and completely obliterated Korea. They colonized Koreaball for 35 years (1910~1945) and raped and tortured and massacred many Koreans. They even used them for human experiments and for cannon fodder and forced labour.

Some Japanese still deny this history, and that is why South Korean-Japanese relationships are not very good.

South Koreaball was born in 1945, along with his brother North Koreaball, as their mother Koreaball was dying from Japanball's rape. He was adopted by USAball, and taught capitalism, in contrast to Sovietball adopting his brother and teaching him communism.

In 1950, his brother invaded his clay, but adoptive father USAball and his NATO friends helped him, until Chinaball came onto North Koreaball's side. An armistice was signed in 1953, but the border between their homes is still heavily armed.

In 1988, North Koreaball boycott his Olympic Games in Seoul. They marched under a united Korean flag in 2000 though, giving him hope that his brother might be cured and his life turned around.

Together with enemy Japanball, South Koreaball had the 2002 World Cup. In 2015, South Korea had 2015 Gwangju Universiade and planning to have the 2018 Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang.

South Koreaball now spends his days doing K-pop, and (sometimes) cosmetic surgery. He also do does stuff on his phone alot. Samsung, LG, Daewoo, Hyundai, KIA, and Dusan is one of the main companies famous in the world, and Samsung especially is currently covering the electronical market. South Koreaball made miraculous development in the 20th century, and still continues to make rapid growth (about 3.4% a year). It is predicted that South Koreaball may overpass Japan's economy and power in about 5~8 years. South Koreaball also ranks as the most innovative country (by Bloomberg), and is currently sharing the crown with Japan as one of the most advanced countries in Asia and the world.

How to draw
1. Draw a circle.

2. Draw a circle center Taiji. (Tai line right high left low)

3. Draw these black trigramms (clockwise, from up-left): ☵, ☰, ☵ and ☷

4. If you draw the eye, finished.

친구들(Friends)

 * Philippinesball - Both hate communism! Also good vacation spot. Only thing bad are the illegals
 * Taiwanball - Oh, Tailand. He's Best friends! Keep watching my Korean drama.
 * USAball - Father and also est friends (for)ever, basically keeps False Korea from getting all pissed and taking over.
 * Tringapore - Fellow dragon from the south. Also a former British Colony who kicked some commie aftermath.
 * Seoulball- one of my Sons. Is very popular.
 * Incheonball, Busanball, Daejeonball, Ulsanball, Daeguball- Sons/Daughters
 * Okinawaball - Nephew.
 * Chinaball - Best frenemies (for)ever. At least he replaced Gangnam Style with motherfucking Gentleman, which is much better for everyone. (especially him). Almost makes up for him being friends with False Koreaball. But still, he is kinda a friend because we're both pissed at False Korea now.
 * Hong Kongball - Fellow dragon from the west. Also a former British Colony who kicked some commie aftermath.
 * Macauball - Western Dragon's brother.
 * Yanbianball - Where Koreans live in China. Must Unite!
 * Turkeyball - brother country. We love each other very dearly.
 * Liberiaball - Of african brother
 * South Africaball - We both have "South" in our names.
 * Franceball - was in bad relationships because of dog meat a few years ago. Today is good because of Kpop!
 * Vietnamball - ROK army killed civilians during the Vietnam war. However, Vietnamball forgave South Koreaball and likes Kpop, and wants to follow South Korea's steps of miraculous economical growth.
 * South Africaball - they helped us during the Korean war! Brothers of war!
 * Indiaball - we helped a lot in India. India wants to follow Korea's economical and social development.
 * Australiaball - good trading partners. Also, Asutraliabll and South Koreaball both hates whale hunting!
 * Japanball - Best frenemies. well, mostly an enemy but in Korea's culture, is a very good friend. They helped us during the Korean War (with their horrible Type 99s)!But If Japanball doesn't remember the comfort women,then frenemy then will become archenemy and start invade Tokyoball and turn him into korean and South Korea will never gib back Tokyo,so see enemy section

적들(Enemies)

 * North Koreaball - Used to be brothers, then became frenemies, and then became enemies.
 * Chinaball - Friend of evil brother North Koreaball, and they remove Gangnam Style. Frenemies though, so...
 * Pyongyangball- North Koreaball's son.
 * Japanball - Tried to destroyed Korea many times. Now tries to revise history books. Many Japanese people try to frame Koreans and spread lies! Koreaball is sick of Japanball's naughty behaviour. They even claim their culture is more superior, even though we Koreaball has a longer and more extravagant history! We hate anime, perverted pornography, hentai, hara-kiri, rape, Yakuza! Anime is disgusting even though South Korean girls spend a lot to look like anime girls (Goddammit PURETTY!)REMEMBER THE COMFORT WOMEN!!! OR ELSE WE WILL INVADE TOKYO AND WE WILL TURN YOUR CAPITAL CITY INTO KOREAN AND YOU WILL NEVER EVER SEE HIM EVER!!!

Quotes

 * "Hyeongje" - brother
 * "Aigo!!" - argg!!
 * "Hwayting!" - Fighting! (used as a phrase to boost things up)
 * "Gwiyomi" - cutey (similar to Kawaii)
 * "Anyeong" - hello
 * "Myeolgong!" - Annihilate communism!
 * "k k k k" - used instead of "lol"

Links

 * Facebook page

Corea del Surball 대한민국공