Saint Paulball (Minnesota)

 is a dyslexic cityball in Minnesotaball. His twin brother is Minneapolisball. He has had a historical rivalry with his twin brother over who could into a bigger population and who could build a better Catholic church, among other things. However, when the twin cities started sharing sports teams they started getting along better.

Minneapolisball says that Saint Paulball cannot into cardinal directions. This is because West Saint Paul is south, South Saint Paul is southeast, and North Saint Paul is northeast.