Ok, but it’s backwards I want a Panzer VI konigtiger
Granted, but now all the eggs theyve laid hatches and they lay eggs and they hatch in one second
I wish some cats to dance
Granted, but the cats are Chipflake.
I wish to end Chipflake
Granted but you corrupted my wish so everything gets glitched
I wish to end the glitch
Granted, but there is a glitch in Düsselldorf, leading up to the killing of Chipflake.
I wish I have fanart
Granted,but its lewd
I wish for a countryball for me
Granted, but you actually need to adopt it, and take care of it.
I wish for my own baby Chipflake. Not ironic, just imagine some guy walking around with a kitten who apparently has a red, currently rainbow neckerchief. And also imagine how that would fit on a YouTube video. I would probably get sued by bronies for ripping-off there short, apparently titled "My Little Dashie".