Then it turns out that communism never lost and takes over the Solar System. Nobody is immune to Soviet's attack, every immune attack turns communist, escapee directly turns communist
Then the Death Star arrives and prepares to kill communism with its huge laser
And communists don’t even have X-Wings lol
then the Death Star kills communism but then they realise this is a simulation and they say ######## but then realise it's not a simulation they say ok