Man: What do we got here?
Woman: Well there's egg and bacon; there's egg, sausage, and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon, and spam; egg, bacon, sausage, and spam; spam, sausage, bacon, and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon, and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg, and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam, and spam...