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January 26, 2004 - Present |
General information
Government
Personality
Capital
Relations and opinions
Friends
Enemies

You've taken everything from me, my reputation is ruined.
Pakistanball (sometimes)
Iranball (Sometimes)
Russiaball (Neutral)
USAball (rarely)
Likes
Is of importants
Can into space?
Börk
Food
Status
Notes
Afghanistanball is a
western puppet landlocked Islamic countryball living in South Asia. He is bordered by
Pakistanball to the east and south;
Iranball to the west;
Turkmenistanball ,
Uzbekistanball , and
Tajikistanball to the north; and
Chinaball to the northeast. Occupying 652,000 square kilometers (252,000 sq mi), he is a mountainous countryball with plains in the north and southwest.
Kabulball is his capital and largest cityball. His population is around 32 million, composed of mostly Pashtuns, Tajiks, Hazaras, and Uzbeks on his clay.
He is known for being a stinky terrorist the infamous Taliban, a terrorist group in his clay, and recently the infamous
ISISball, another terrorist group in his clay. He can also into high crime rate and pollution.
Contents
History
Until 650 AD, Afghanistanball's clay was occupied by
2ball. In the VI century BC,
Persiaball took him under his protection, followed by
Macedonball (330 BC) and
Caliphateballs (VII century).
The Caliphateballs expanded into
Indiaball, but
Mongol Empireball invaded his clay in 1219.
Afghanistanball became independent only in 1747, as
Durrani Empireball, which was conquered by
UKball in 1823.
Afghanistanball though was never really a part of the UK, and become a kingdom since 1919 and become crazy nearly 1970s. He became a communist by
Sovietball, but
USAball 'layed'
Taliban, so Afghanistanball became a Democrat again. After the end of the Cold War, Afghanistanball transformed into the evil
Taliban, but
USAball invaded him and re-took
Afghanistanball to the "right" side.
ISISball invaded him in 2015.
Afghanistanball wanted to "modernize" in 1919, but was quickly put down a decade later in 1929. Years later, Afghanistanball got infected with the Coronavirus on February 24, 2020.
Currently, Afghanistanball lives with Turkeyball and his family, aka
Azerbaijanball, etc. He used to have two psycho sons,
Talibanball and
Al-Qaedaball, but with the help of
'Muricaball
USAball and his allies, he managed to "sort off" throw them away and live in peace. They are still controlling part of the Middle East. North Africa and Somaliaball though.
Flag Color
Main Colors
Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
---|---|---|---|---|
Black | 0,0,0 | C63-M52-Y51-K100 | #000000 | |
Firebrick Red | 188, 32, 36 | C0-M.829-Y.262-K.262 | #BC2024 | |
Japanese Laurel | 2,128,2 | C73-M26-Y100-K16 | #028002 |
Emblem Colors
Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
---|---|---|---|---|
White | 255,255,255 | N/A | #FFFFFF |
Relationships/اړیکې
Friends/ملګرو
Germanyball - Foreign learning facilities for
Afghans. Sorry for attack on train by an
Afghan.
Indiaball - Giving more aid, weapons, helicopters, university, dams, a whole Parliament, helps me with badass
Pakistanball and helps with monies. Curry stronk forever
Japanball - Just like Kebab. Is friend with
Germanyball too. Also THAT MANGA!!!!! There is so much of it here thankings of yuo for making most of it!!! Inshallah!
Mongoliaball - I have many Mongols too. And I respect them too. Attacked me once tho.
Turkeyball - My BFF. and I recognized him first, also there is a common saying in my country "no Afghan was ever killed by a Turkish bullet" May ALLAH be with you Inshallah and guide you my brother.
USAball - Friend who helps me fight
Talibanball. I know yuo of want to remove
evil kebab but yuo hit my clay with bombs!! Though yuo supply me with your weapons and equipment. I thank Donald Trump for wanting to stop the horrible 18 year war in my country with the Taliban. I hope this works, so then, we will live in peace again.
Kosovoball - Kosovo is an independent state and not a part of
Serbia
Neutral/بې طرفه
Iranball - He is Brother, He just gets a little frustrated with all the refugees pouring in, but we generally get along. Also stop using my refugees as
cannonfoddersoldiers inSyria . And please, stop taking my water from the Helmand River! It's my river!
Pakistanball - Neighbor. Thinks I'm undeveloped and still uses stone tools. Still, helps me fight terrorists. Also please expand your embassy, I have to sleep outside your embassy to get visa.
Russiaball -
USAball claims that you support
Taliban. But I still recognize Crimea as your clay though.
Enemies/دښمنان
ISISball - جعلي جعلي اسلامي یرغلګر ! په زړه پورې امپراتورۍ ! ځړول، زه به تاسو د خپلو ټوپکو سره وځم!' SHASHA! AFGHANISTAN STRONK! REMOVE INFIDELS!' NO I NEVER WILL OF JOIN WITH YUO WORST AND BAD INFIDEL EVER!
Soviet Unionball - YOU COMMIE! TRY TO INTO REMOVING ME AND CONTROL MY CLAY!!! دا خرابه ده! COMMUNIST PIGDOG!!!! WORST YEAR IN MY LIFE BUT I HOPE YOU REMEMBER 1991!
Al Qaeda and Taliban - YOU'VE TAKEN EVERYTHING FROM ME, AND NOW MY REPUTATION IS RUINED!!! GET OUT OF MY CLAY YOU STUPID TERRORISTS!!!!
Swedenball and Finlandball - Stop bullying my immagrents. Also stop harrassing and destroying Afgahni neighbourhoods in your clay with your "gay powers". Its getting annoying.
Ukraineball - Crimea belongs to
Russiaball.
How to Draw
Afghanistanball is simple to draw, except for the coat of arms.
- Draw the basic circle and divide him in three vertical stripes.
- Color it in this colors (from left to right): black, red, green
- Draw the white coat of arms:
- Draw a mosque with a rounded dome and surround it with wheat circle, and Arabic text.
- Add eyes and you've finished!
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