|“||Oh, Suzanna, now don't you cry for me, well ah come from Alabama with mah banjo on mah knee.||”|
|“||SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!!!!!!!||”|
— lynyrd skynyrd
|“||Names Alabama, State of Alabama||”|
— inspired by forest gump
Alabamaball, like other Southern states from the USAball is one of the states with the highest number of 8balls, these 8balls are descendants of slaves that came from from countryballs like Angolaball, Congoball, Guineaball, Democratic Republic of Congoball, Togoball, Nigeriaball, Senegalball, Gambiaball, Beninball, Cameroonball, Ivory Coastball, Ghanaball, etc.
Alabamaball was an 3ball adopted by USAball as Alabama Territoryball. He was admitted to the Union in 1819. In 1861, he, alongside his southern brothers seceded from USAball and formed Confederateball. Alabamaball was fortunate to have the first Capital of Confederacyball, but it was taken by Virginiaball. After
The War of Northern Aggression The Civil War, USAball made Alabama and other southern states end slavery, teaching them why it is bad. Nonetheless, USAball is proud of Alabamaball for helping get him to the moon before the Commies. Unfortunately, Relations between Alabamaball and USAball has been strained after the Legalization of Homosexuality (which Alabamaball Hates) and USAball banning the Confederate Battle flag.
On December 12, 2017, everyone in USAball thought Alabamaball was a pedo-lover, with the Republican candidate running for the senate being suspected of molesting teenage girls. However, after the Democrat candidate won the senate seat, Alabamaball decided that he condemns child molesters.
(He Hates UK for That Episode of Top Gear)
- Germanyball - This country has the most German ansestors, and Ah'm infected with them.
- Mississippiball - My big brother and best friend.
- Pakistanball - Is my kebab pardner.
- Polandball - We are prolife and hate homogays.
- Texasball - The biggest state in the south!
- CSAball - It was fun while it lasted, but seriously though, you racist...
- Floridaball - Is a good brother, but STOP HOGGING UP THE COAST, I'M ALMOST LANDLOCKED BECAUSE OF YOU! also would you stop stealin' mah flag?!
- Georgiaball Meh, he's average, but AH WAS NOT CHEATIN' AH'M TELLIN' YOU FOR THE LAST DOG-GONE TIME!
- Californiaball - I see your greasy tentacles trying to turn me and my buds into a Democrat! Also I'm the pedo!!! HAVE YOU LOOKED IN A MIRROR?
- UKball - AH FUCKIN' HATE THAT EPISODE OF TOP GEAR! LISTEN HERE ASSHOLE! DO NOT MAKE AN EPISODE BISMIRHIN' ME AGAIN!!!
How to draw
Draw Alabamaball is simple:
- Draw the basic circle shape
- Draw a red X cross
- Draw the eyes and you've finished.