Oh, Suzanna, now don't you cry for me, well ah come from Alabama with mah banjo on mah knee.
 
Alabama-icon.png Alabamaball, singing his favorite song
SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!!!!!!!
 
— lynyrd skynyrd
Names Alabama, State of Alabama
 
— inspired by forest gump

Alabamaball likes incest is a stateball of the USA-icon.png USAball. Thanks to Florida-icon.png Floridaball, they're almost landlocked. Can into Hillbilly/Redneck, as well as incest.

Alabamaball, like other Southern states from the USA-icon.png USAball is one of the states with the highest number of 8-icon.png 8balls, these 8balls are descendants of slaves that came from from countryballs like Angola-icon.png Angolaball, Congo-icon.png Congoball, Guinea-icon.png Guineaball, DR Congo-icon.png Democratic Republic of Congoball, Togo-icon.png Togoball, Nigeria-icon.png Nigeriaball, Senegal-icon.png Senegalball, Gambia-icon.png Gambiaball, Benin-icon.png Beninball, Cameroon-icon.png Cameroonball, Ivory Coast-icon.png Ivory Coastball, Ghana-icon.png Ghanaball, etc.

History

Alabamaball was an 3-icon.png 3ball adopted by USA-icon.png USAball as Alabama-icon.png Alabama Territoryball. He was admitted to the Union in 1819. In 1861, he, alongside his southern brothers seceded from USAball and formed CSA-icon.png Confederateball. Alabamaball was fortunate to have the first Capital of Confederacyball, but it was taken by Virginia-icon.png Virginiaball. After The War of Northern Aggression The Civil War, USAball made Alabama and other southern states end slavery, teaching them why it is bad. Nonetheless, USAball is proud of Alabamaball for helping get him to the moon before the Commies. Unfortunately, Relations between Alabamaball and USAball has been strained after the Legalization of Homosexuality (which Alabamaball Hates) and USAball banning the Confederate Battle flag.

On December 12, 2017, everyone in USAball thought Alabamaball was a pedo-lover, with the Republican candidate running for the senate being suspected of molesting teenage girls. However, after the Democrat candidate won the senate seat, Alabamaball decided that he condemns child molesters.

(He Hates UK for That Episode of Top Gear)

Relationships

Friends

Neutral

  • CSA-icon.png CSAball - It was fun while it lasted, but seriously though, you racist...
  • Florida-icon.png Floridaball - Is a good brother, but STOP HOGGING UP THE COAST, I'M ALMOST LANDLOCKED BECAUSE OF YOU! also would you stop stealin' mah flag?!
  • US Georgia-icon.png Georgiaball Meh, he's average, but AH WAS NOT CHEATIN' AH'M TELLIN' YOU FOR THE LAST DOG-GONE TIME!

Enemies

  • California-icon.png Californiaball - I see your greasy tentacles trying to turn me and my buds into a Democrat! Also I'm the pedo!!! HAVE YOU LOOKED IN A MIRROR?
  • UK-icon.png UKball - AH FUCKIN' HATE THAT EPISODE OF TOP GEAR! LISTEN HERE ASSHOLE! DO NOT MAKE AN EPISODE BISMIRHIN' ME AGAIN!!!


Demographics

Germania-icon.pngGaul-icon.png White American USA-icon.png (68.5%)
Oyo-icon.pngGhana Empire-icon.pngTakrur-icon.pngBantu-icon.png African American USA-icon.png (26.2%)
Other ancestries (5.3%)

How to draw

Draw Alabamaball is simple:

  1. Draw the basic circle shape
  2. Draw a red X cross
  3. Draw the eyes and you've finished.

Gallery


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