When in 1867, Russian Empireball proposed to USAball to sell Alaskaball for $7,200,000 (approximately $10.85 per square mile of land or $4.19 per square kilometer). Russian Empireball assumed Alaskaball had no value to his name besides useless clay, and he was broke after the Crimean War and needed the money. USAball's purchase of Alaska ball was mocked being called "Seward's Folly". They were all was wrong, about 30 years later, gold was discovered on his clay, and there was a massive gold rush similar to Californiaball's.
Alaskaball has been a stateball since January 3, 1959, he boasts the biggest American petrol deposit, discovered in 1968. Alaska has gone through being a District, Department, and Territory. Russiaball is unhappy with his decision.
There are proposals to unite America and Asia between a bridge between Russiaball and Alaskaball. This may never happen..
Alaskaball has a considerable Orthodox minority thanks to Russian colonization in the region. Several Russian missionaries converted many natives to the Orthodox Church, 12.5% of the Alaskaballs are Orthodox.
He currently is one of the greatest and coolest states of the Americas, he also invented Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing.
- Chukotkaball - My brother. He's a lot like me, we're both cold, full of oil, and part of Russia, or used to be.
- Hawaiiball - My sister. Both joined America at the same time. She also make good Pineapple upside down cake!
- Siberiaball - Same thing with Chukotka
- USAball - My adoptive Father. After he adopted me, he helped me find oil, and now I'm filthy rich! Still, I'm getting older and think I can take care of myself. Remove cancer and natural disastors please bro?!
- Yukon Territoryball - My Cousin. He lives relatively close to me, and I visit him sometimes. But tell Trudeau to leave me alone!!
- Washingtonball - My brother. I give him oil and he is my doctor.
- Canadaball - My uncle. He helps me with food and heat and there are also lots of Inuitballs in his clay. I AM NOT YUOR CLAY, STAHP ASKING ME TO JOIN YUO!!! ALSO YUO ARE OF FAKE NORTH, REMOVE!!! FUCK YOUR SHITTY INVENTION OF PIZZA!!! REMOVE TRUDEAU NAO!!!
- Minnesotaball - He has cold weather, but not as cold as my weather. Besides, I don't know him that well.
- Russiaball - Very complicated relationship, but still my father. can not do anything. He always got sad and worried when he saw me, normally. sigh. I feel you. I still love you, and I miss you too. :'(
- Russian Empireball - Somewhat complicated though.... I missed him so much that I visit his grave in the Urals with USAball . But see below
- North Koreaball - STAHP WITH THE DAMN NUKES!!! YUO ARE OF FAKE KOREA AND CANNOT INTO FUNCTIONAL NUKES XAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!! BUT SERIOUSLY REMOVE KIM FAMILY REMOVE COMMIE REMOVE JUCHE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!
Or PREPARE FOR YOUR VICTORY DAY OVER KOREA MUAXAXAXAXAXA.
- Texasball - XAXAXAXAXA YUO ARE OF TINY AND IRRELEVANT, ALASKA IS OF #1 BIGGEST STATE XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!!
- Russian Empireball. - WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME (CRIES) I MISS YOU!. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO CALLED ME NOTHING BUT A USELESS PILE OF DIRT! YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU NEED TO REGRET WHAT YOU SAY! 'I have a better life now are you happy now?!
- Empire of Japanball - FUCK YOU FOR INVADING MY ISLANDS
How to draw
Drawing Alaskaball is easy:
- Draw the basic circle and color it of this blue
- Draw the Ursa Minor seven stars plus North Star of this yellow
- Draw eyes and you've finished
If you like, you can add a winter hat or glasses, or both of them, or have the North Star as an eyepatch (ala Serbiaball).
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