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Alaskaball is the largest stateball in USA-icon USAball. His flag depicts the big dipper and the north star (Polarisball). It was designed while it was a territoryball by a young 3-icon 3ball.

He has very dangerous roads and in there it seems to be always winter. He still does not know if he wants to stay with his adoptive father (USA-icon USAball) or if he returns with his real father (Russia-icon Russiaball)

During the Cold War, Alaska-icon Alaskaball became paranoid. Because during the Cold War Alaskaball was surrounded by submarines of USA-icon USAball and submarines of the Soviet-icon USSRball.

History

Alaskaball was born around 10,000 years ago as an iced 1-icon 1ball, and was first colonized by Russian-Empire-icon Russian Empireball in 1747, Starting with Aleutian Islandsball.

When in 1867, Russian-Empire-icon Russian Empireball proposed to USA-icon USAball to sell Alaskaball for $7,200,000 (approximately $10.85 per square mile of land or $4.19 per square kilometer). Russian-Empire-icon Russian Empireball assumed Alaska-icon Alaskaball had no value to his name besides useless clay. He was wrong, about 30 years later, gold was discovered on his clay, and there was a massive gold rush similar to California-icon Californiaball's.

Alaskaball has been a stateball since January 3, 1959, had the biggest American petroil deposit, discovered in 1968. Russia-icon Russia is unhappy with his decision.

There are proposals to unite America and Asia between a bridge between Russia-icon Russiaball and Alaskaball. This may never happen....

Alaskaball has a considerable Orthodox minority thanks to Russia-icon Russian colonization in the region. Several Russian missionaries converted many natives to the Orthodox Church, 12.5% of the Alaskaballs are Orthodox.

Nowadays, Alaska-icon Alaskaball is the coldest state of USA-icon USAball. Also the biggest, though Texas-icon Texasball is in denial over it. You could split Alaska into half and both halves would still be bigger than Texas.

He currently is one of the best coolest states of the Americas

Relationships

Friends

  • Chukotka-icon Chukotkaball - My brother. He's a lot like me, we're both cold, full of oil, and part of Russia, or used to be.
  • Hawaii-icon Hawaiiball - My sister. Both joined America at the same time. She also make good Pineapple upside down cake!
  • Siberia-icon Siberiaball - Same thing with Chukotka
  • USA-icon USAball - My adoptive Father. After he adopted me, he helped me find oil, and now I'm filthy rich! Still, I'm getting older and think I can take care of myself. Remove cancer and natural disastors please bro?!
  • Yukon-icon Yukon Territoryball - My Cousin. He lives relatively close to me, and I visit him sometimes. But tell Trudeau to leave me alone!!
  • Russian Republic-icon Russian Republicball and the White Movement-icon White Movementball - The BEST Russia!!! I would always forgive you guys, my spirits. You can live here or Canadaball Canada-icon for exile. :)

Neutral

  • Canada-icon Canadaball - My uncle. He helps me with food and heat and there are also lots of Inuit-icon Inuitballs in his clay. I AM NOT YUOR CLAY, STAHP ASKING ME TO JOIN YUO!!! ALSO YUO ARE OF FAKE NORTH, REMOVE JustinTrudeau-icon SOYBOY AND FIX YUOR GAY NATIONAL ANTHEM AND STAHP PERSECUTING CONSERVATIVES AND SUPPORTING Antifa-icon ANTIFAGS!!! AND HOW DARE YOU YOU MADE MY SISTER/WIFE BURST IN TEARS FOR THAT SHITTY INVENTION OF PIZZA!!! Russian America-icon STAY AWAY FROM ME! OR SAY BYE TO YOUR ECONOMY! *breaks a bottle of vodka*
  • Minnesota-icon Minnesotaball - He has cold weather, but not as cold as my weather. Besides, I don't know him that well.
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - Very complicated relationship, but still my father. can not do anything. He always got sad and worried when he saw me, normally. sigh. I feel you. I still love you.
  • RussianEmpire-icon Russian Empireball - Somewhat complicated though.... I missed him so much that I visit his grave in the Urals with USAball USA-icon. But see below

 Enemies

  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - STAHP WITH THE DAMN NUKES!!! YUO ARE OF FAKE KOREA AND CANNOT INTO FUNCTIONAL NUKES XAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!! BUT SERIOUSLY REMOVE KIM FAMILY REMOVE COMMIE REMOVE JUCHE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!! Russian America-icon Or PREPARE FOR YOUR VICTORY DAY OVER KOREA MUAXAXAXAXAXA. Russian America-icon
  • Soviet-iconRussia-icon Russiaball - YUO ARE THE MOST CRAZIEST PERSON I EVER HAD THROUGHOUT MY LIFE. I DARE YOU TO CHANGE YOUR LOOK!
  • Texas-icon Texasball - XAXAXAXAXA YUO ARE OF TINY AND IRRELEVANT, ALASKA IS OF #1 BIGGEST STATE XAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!!
  • RussianEmpire-icon Russian Empireball. - WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME (CRIES) I MISS YOU!. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO CALLED ME NOTHING BUT A USELESS PILE OF DIRT! YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU NEED TO REGRET WHAT YOU SAY!
    • RussianEmpire-icon *sobbing*I’M SO SORRY, MY LONG LOST SON!!!!!!! I JUST HAD MONEY PROBLEMS AND I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE MONEY!! I REGRET ABOUT LOSING YOU!! I JUST WANT YOU TO BE SAFE FROM THOSE RED IDIOTS WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU!*sobbing*
    • Alaska-icon: *Hugs and comforts* I forgive you. Your right, those reds are terrible.
    • USA-icon: *sighs in relief* I'm glad you guys came to an understanding. I don't want my friends to be mad at each other. 😢 I miss Imperial Russia too. *hugs both Alaska and Russian Empire while whimpering*
  • Japanese-Empire-icon Empire of JapanballFUCK YOU FOR ATTACKING MY WESTERNMOST CLAY IN 1942!!! AND FUCK YOU FOR ATTACKING MY SISTER IN 1941!!!

Family

  • Russia-icon Russiaball - Deadbeat Nephew who wants to reunite me with communists.
  • RussianEmpire-icon Russian Empireball. ASSHOLE DAD THAT SOLD ME (but actually better than Russia currently and the Soviet times)
  • USA-icon USAball - Adoptive Father, thx for making me rich

How to draw

Drawing Alaskaball is easy:

  1. Draw the basic circle and color it of this blue
  2. Draw the Ursa Minor seven stars plus North Star of this yellow
  3. Draw eyes and you've finished

If you like, you can add a winter hat or glasses, or both of them, or have the North Star as an eyepatch (ala Serbiaball).

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