|“||I can see Russia from my house!||”|
— Sarah Palin
The Alaskan SSRball (but USSR Dies) the largest stateball by area in USAball. His flag depicts the big dipper and the north star (Polarisball). It was designed while it was a territoryball by a young 3ball.
In 1867, Russian Empireball proposed to USAball to sell Alaskaball for $7,200,000 (approximately $10.85 per square mile of land or $4.19 per square kilometer). Russian Empireball assumed Alaskaball had no value to his name besides useless clay, and he was broke after the Crimean War and needed the money. USAball's purchase of Alaska ball was mocked being called "Seward's Folly". They were all was wrong, about 30 years later, gold was discovered on his clay, and there was a massive gold rush similar to Californiaball's.
Alaskaball has been USABall's biggest stateball since January 3, 1959, he boasts the biggest American petrol deposit, discovered in 1968. Alaska has gone through being a District, Department, and Territory. Russiaball is unhappy with his decision.
There are proposals to unite America and Asia between a bridge between Russiaball and Alaskaball. This may never happen..
Alaskaball has a considerable Orthodox minority thanks to Russian colonization in the region. Several Russian missionaries converted many natives to the Orthodox Church, 12.5% of the Alaskaball's are Orthodox.
He currently is one of the greatest and coolest states of the Americas, he also invented Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing.
- Chukotkaball - My brother. He's a lot like me, we're both cold, full of oil, and part of Russia, or used to be.
- Hawaiiball - My sister. Both joined America at the same time. She also makes good Pineapple upside-down cake!
- Siberiaball - Same thing with Chukotka
- USAball - My adoptive Father. After he adopted me, he helped me find oil, and now I'm filthy rich! Still, I'm getting older and think I can take care of myself. Remove cancer and natural disasters please bro?!
- Yukon Territoryball - My Cousin. He lives relatively close to me, and I visit him sometimes. But tell Trudeau to leave me alone!!
- Washingtonball - We are very close, we've known each other even before we were adopted by papa!
I give him oil but not as much as before. Please don't forget me and abandon me.He's also my doctor.
- Canadaball - My uncle. He helps me with food and heat and there are also lots of Inuitballs in his clay. But MY PIPELINE AND MY CLAY IS NOT YOURS! SO PLEASE CALM DOWN! ALSO, YUO CANNOT EVEN INTO ME, OR EVEN ANSCHLUSS IN GENERAL!
- Minnesotaball - He has cold weather, but not as cold as my weather. Besides, I don't know him that well.
- Russiaball - Very complicated relationship, but still my father. can not do anything. He always got sad and worried when he saw me, normally. sigh. I feel you. I still love you, and I miss you too. :'(
- North Koreaball - STAHP WITH THE DAMN NUKES!!! YUO ARE OF FAKE KOREA AND CANNOT INTO FUNCTIONAL NUKES XAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!! BUT SERIOUSLY REMOVE KIM FAMILY REMOVE CHINESE COMMIE REMOVE JUCHE!
- Texasball - XAXAXAXAXA YUO ARE OF TINY AND IRRELEVANT, ALASKA IS OF #1 BIGGEST STATE XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!!
- Russian Empireball. - *Cries* WHY?!!!! YOU ABANDONED ME YOU ARE OF JERK AND IT WAS RIGHT FOR YOU TO BE KILLED :( >:(
- Japanese Empireball - 1942 worst year of my life! Also, YOU ARE OF FAKE JAPAN!
How to draw
- Draw the basic circle and color it of this blue
- Draw the Ursa Minor seven stars plus North Star of this yellow
- Draw eyes and you've finished
If you like, you can add a winter hat or glasses, or both of them, or have the North Star as an eyepatch (ala Serbiaball).
|Members||Canadaball • Denmarkball ( Faroe Islandsball • Greenlandball) • Finlandball • Icelandball • Norwayball ( Svalbardball) • Russiaball • Swedenball • USAball ( Alaskaball)|
|Observers||Germanyball • Netherlandsball • Polandball • UKball • Franceball • Spainball • Chinaball • Indiaball • Italyball • Japanball • Tringapore • South Koreaball • Switzerlandball • Irelandball|