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Alaskaball is the largest stateball in USA-icon USAball. His flag depicts the big dipper and the north star (Polarisball). It was designed while it was a territoryball by a young 3-icon 3ball.

He has very dangerous roads and in there it seems to be always winter. He still does not know if he wants to stay with his adoptive father (USA-icon USAball) or if he returns with his real father (Russia-icon Russiaball).

During the Cold War, Alaska-icon Alaskaball became paranoid. Because during the Cold War Alaskaball was surrounded by submarines of USA-icon USAball and submarines of the Soviet-icon USSRball.

History

Alaskaball was born around 10,000 years ago as an iced 1-icon 1ball, and was first colonized by Russian-Empire-icon Russian Empireball in 1747, Starting with Aleutian Islandsball.

The Russian-Empire-icon Russian Empireball is Alaska-icon Alaskaball's father and 3ball is Alaska-icon Alaskaball's mother. USA-icon USAball is Alaska-icon Alaskaball's adoptive parent.

When in 1867, Russian-Empire-icon Russian Empireball proposed to USA-icon USAball to sell Alaska-icon Alaskaball for $7,200,000 (approximately $10.85 per square mile of land or $4.19 per square kilometer). Russian-Empire-icon assumed Alaska-icon Alaskaball had no value to his name besides useless clay. He was wrong, about 30 years later, gold was discovered on his clay, and there was a massive gold rush similar to California-icon Californiaball's.

Alaska-icon Alaskaball has been a stateball since January 3, 1959, had the biggest American petroil deposit, discovered in 1968. Russia-icon Russia is unhappy with his decision.

There are proposals to unite America and Asia between a bridge between Russia-icon Russiaball and Alaska-icon Alaskaball. This may never happen....

Alaska-icon Alaskaball has a considerable Orthodox minority thanks to Russia-icon Russiaball colonization in the region. Several Russian missionaries converted many natives to the Orthodox Church, 12.5% of the Alaskaballs are Orthodox.

Nowadays, Alaska-icon Alaskaball is the coldest state of USA-icon USAball. Also the biggest, though Texas-icon Texasball is in denial over it. You could split Alaska into half and both halves would still be bigger than Texas.

Now is being targeted by North Korea-icon North Koreaball with his nukes.

Relationships

Friends

  • Chukotka-icon Chukotkaball - My brother. He's a lot like me, we're both cold, full of oil, and part of Russia, or used to be.
  • Hawaii-icon Hawaiiball - My sister. Both joined America at the same time.
  • Siberia-icon Siberiaball - Same thing with Chukotka
  • Yukon-icon Yukon Territoryball - My Cousin. He lives relatively close to me, and I visit him sometimes. But tell your Dad to leave me alone!!

Neutral

  • Canada-icon Canadaball - My uncle. He helps me with food and heat and there are also lots of Inuit-icon Inuitballs in his clay. I AM NOT YUOR CLAY, STAHP ASKING ME TO JOIN YUO!!! ALSO YUO ARE OF FAKE NORTH, REMOVE JustinTrudeau-icon SOYBOY AND FIX YUOR GAY NATIONAL ANTHEM AND STAHP PERSECUTING CONSERVATIVES AND SUPPORTING Antifa-icon ANTIFAGS!!! Russian America-icon STAY AWAY FROM ME! OR SAY BYE TO YOUR ECONOMY! Russian America-icon
  • USA-icon USAball - My adoptive Father. After he adopted me, he helped me find oil, and now I'm filthy rich! Still, I'm getting older and think I can take care of myself. Remove Hillary Clinton-iconObama-iconBernie Sanders-icon deep state plox?
  • Minnesota-icon Minnesotaball - He has cold weather, but not as cold as my weather. Besides, I don't know him that well.
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - Very complicated relationship, but still my father. can not do anything.

Enemies

  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - STAHP WITH THE DAMN NUKES!!! YUO ARE OF FAKE KOREA AND CANNOT INTO FUNCTIONAL NUKES XAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!! BUT SERIOUSLY REMOVE KIM FAMILY REMOVE COMMIE REMOVE JUCHE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!! Russian America-icon Or else... Russian America-icon
  •  [1]Russia-icon Russiaball - YUO ARE OF FAKE VODKA AND WORST FATHER EVER!!! YUO THINK I OF STILL USELESS PILE OF DIRT? YUO ARE OF POOR AND CANNOT INTO ECONOMIC GROWTH! YUO ARE A LAZY ANSCHLUSS PIG. REMOVE SOVIETXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!!
  • Texas-icon Texasball - XAXAXAXAXA YUO ARE OF TINY AND IRRELEVANT, ALASKA IS OF #1 BIGGEST STATE XAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!!

Family

How to draw

Drawing Alaskaball is easy:

  1. Draw the basic circle and color it of this blue
  2. Draw the Ursa Minor seven stars plus North Star of this yellow
  3. Draw eyes and you've finished

If you like, you can add a winter hat, or have the North Star as an eyepatch (ala Serbiaball).

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