| “ | I can see Russia from my house! | ” |
— Sarah Palin
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Alaskaball is The Alaskan SSRball (but USSR Dies) the largest stateball territoryball by area in 
Canadaball
USAball. His flag depicts the big dipper and the north star (Polarisball). It was designed while it was a territoryball by a young 
3ball.
He has very dangerous roads and in there it seems to always winter. He still does not know if he wants to stay with his adoptive father ( USAball) or if he returns with his real father (
Russiaball)
During the Cold War, 
Alaskaball became paranoid. Because during the Cold War Alaskaball was surrounded by submarines of USAball and submarines of the 
USSRball.
Contents
History
Alaskaball was born around 17,000 years ago as an iced 
1ball and was first colonized by 
Russian Empireball.
In 1867, Russian Empireball proposed to USAball to sell Alaskaball for $7,200,000 (approximately $10.85 per square mile of land or $4.19 per square kilometer). Russian Empireball assumed Alaskaball had no value to his name besides useless clay, and he was broke after the Crimean War and needed the money. USAball's purchase of Alaskaball was mocked being called "Seward's Folly". They were all was wrong, about 30 years later, gold was discovered on his clay, and there was a massive gold rush similar to 
Californiaball's.
Alaskaball has been USABall's biggest stateball since January 3, 1959, he boasts the biggest American petrol deposit, discovered in 1968. Alaskaball has gone through being a District, Department, and Territory. Russiaball is unhappy with his decision.
There are proposals to unite America and Asia between a bridge between Russiaball and Alaskaball. This may never happen..
Alaskaball has a considerable Orthodox minority thanks to Russian colonization in the region. Several Russian missionaries converted many natives to the Orthodox Church, 12.5% of the Alaskaball's are Orthodox.
Nowadays, Alaskaball is the coldest state of USAball. Also, the biggest, though 
Texasball is in denial over it. You could split Alaskaball into half and both halves would still be bigger than Texasball.
He currently is one of the greatest and coolest states of the Americas, he also invented Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing.
Relationships
Friends
Chukotkaball - My brother. He's a lot like me, we're both cold, full of oil, and part of Russia, or used to be. One day we will secede xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa- Siberiaball - Same thing with Chukotka
- USAball - My adoptive Father. After he adopted me, he helped me find oil, and now I'm filthy rich! Still, I'm getting older and think I can take care of myself. Remove cancer and natural disasters please bro?!
- - You can't take care of yourself, you will obviously fall to Canada.
- OhioRawr: Wait, what??? Who is this monster??
- : Rawr Rawr Rawr (I am watching you)
- : Umm, ok?
- Yukon Territoryball - My Cousin. He lives relatively close to me, and I visit him sometimes. But tell Trudeau to leave me alone!! We can into Cascadia together :D
- Washingtonball - We are very close, we've known each other even before we were adopted by papa!
I give him oil but not as much as before. Please don't forget me and abandon me.He's also my doctor. We can into Cascadia together :D
- Chileball - We're both coast-stealing worms. (failed to steal canadas pacific coast)
- Heilongjiangball - Sister state!
- Taiwanball - Partnered with them just like the rest of my siblings. Also real china.
- Mongoliaball - "We both can into throat sing and we're partnered in the SPP!
Neutral
- Minnesotaball - He has cold weather, but not as cold as my weather. Besides, I don't know him that well.
- Russiaball - Very complicated relationship, but still my father. can not do anything. He always got sad and worried when he saw me, normally. sigh. I feel you, and you are real Russia.
- Russian Republicball - Another father that sadly died fighting commie russia. Sigh. I miss yuo. Another real Russia
- Canadaball - My uncle. He helps me with food and heat and there are also lots of Inuitballs in his clay. Please don't ask me to join, okay? Why? We had an agreement when you were under British Rule. Wait what? YUO ARE STILL SAYING THAT I AM YUOR CLAY?? FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT YUOR CLAY, AND STOP TELLING AND ASKING EVERY TIME TO JOIN YUO!! ALSO, YOU ARE OF FAKE NORTH, REMOVE!!! FUCK YOUR SHITTY INVENTION OF PIZZA!!! REMOVE TRUDEAU NAO!!!
Enemies
- North Koreaball - STAHP WITH THE DAMN NUKES!!! YUO ARE OF FAKE KOREA AND CANNOT INTO FUNCTIONAL NUKES XAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!! BUT SERIOUSLY REMOVE KIM FAMILY REMOVE CHINESE COMMIE REMOVE JUCHE! ALSO STOP CALLING MEH A FATTY! U ARE WITH YOUR DUMB MISSLIES
- Texasball - XAXAXAXAXA YUO ARE OF TINY AND IRRELEVANT COWBOY, ALASKA IS OF #1 BIGGEST STATE XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!!
- Russian Empireball. - *Cries* WHY?!!!! YUO ABANDONED ME AND SOLD ME YOU ARE OF JERK AND IT WAS RIGHT FOR YOU TO BE KILLED :( :( I HATE YOU! ABOMINATION! YOU CANNOT INTO LIVE IN MY CLAY FOR EXILE! WEEL, AT LEAST I HAVE BETTER LIFE AS THE BIGGEST STATE EVEN IN AMERICA!!! I'M BIGGER THAN THAT COWBOY!!! SHOO AND GO AWAY!
- Japanese Empireball - 1942 worst year of my life! Also, YOU ARE OF FAKE JAPAN! YOU DESERVED THOSE 2 NUKES BEING FIRED BY MY DAD XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA
- Crimeaball - Why do yuo think I am Russian? I used to be a part of him but he abandoned me and sold me to my dada. Now that I with him, I feel better with him.
How to draw
Drawing Alaskaball is easy:
- Draw the basic circle and color it of this blue
- Draw the Ursa Minor seven stars plus North Star of this yellow
- Draw eyes and you've finished
If you like, you can add a winter hat or glasses, or both of them, or have the North Star as an eyepatch (ala Serbiaball).
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