He has very dangerous roads and in there it seems to be always winter. He still does not know if he wants to stay with his adoptive father ( USAball) or if he returns with his real father ( Russiaball).
When in 1867, Russian Empireball proposed to USAball to sell Alaskaball for $7,200,000 (approximately $10.85 per square mile of land or $4.19 per square kilometer). assumed Alaskaball had no value to his name besides useless clay. He was wrong, about 30 years later, gold was discovered on his clay, and there was a massive gold rush similar to Californiaball's.
There are proposals to unite America and Asia between a bridge between Russiaball and Alaskaball. This may never happen....
Alaskaball has a considerable Orthodox minority thanks to Russiaball colonization in the region. Several Russian missionaries converted many natives to the Orthodox Church, 12.5% of the Alaskaballs are Orthodox.
Now is being targeted by North Koreaball with his nukes.
- Chukotkaball - My brother. He's a lot like me, we're both cold, full of oil, and part of Russia, or used to be.
- Hawaiiball - My sister. Both joined America at the same time.
- Siberiaball - Same thing with Chukotka
- Yukon Territoryball - My Cousin. He lives relatively close to me, and I visit him sometimes. But tell your Dad to leave me alone!!
- Canadaball - My uncle. He helps me with food and heat and there are also lots of Inuitballs in his clay. I AM NOT YUOR CLAY, STAHP ASKING ME TO JOIN YUO!!! ALSO YUO ARE OF FAKE NORTH, REMOVE SOYBOY AND FIX YUOR GAY NATIONAL ANTHEM AND STAHP PERSECUTING CONSERVATIVES AND SUPPORTING ANTIFAGS!!!
STAY AWAY FROM ME! OR SAY BYE TO YOUR ECONOMY!
- USAball - My adoptive Father. After he adopted me, he helped me find oil, and now I'm filthy rich! Still, I'm getting older and think I can take care of myself. Remove deep state plox?
- Minnesotaball - He has cold weather, but not as cold as my weather. Besides, I don't know him that well.
- Russiaball - Very complicated relationship, but still my father. can not do anything.
- North Koreaball - STAHP WITH THE DAMN NUKES!!! YUO ARE OF FAKE KOREA AND CANNOT INTO FUNCTIONAL NUKES XAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!! BUT SERIOUSLY REMOVE KIM FAMILY REMOVE COMMIE REMOVE JUCHE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!
-  Russiaball - YUO ARE OF FAKE VODKA AND WORST FATHER EVER!!! YUO THINK I OF STILL USELESS PILE OF DIRT? YUO ARE OF POOR AND CANNOT INTO ECONOMIC GROWTH! YUO ARE A LAZY ANSCHLUSS PIG. REMOVE SOVIET! XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!!
- Texasball - XAXAXAXAXA YUO ARE OF TINY AND IRRELEVANT, ALASKA IS OF #1 BIGGEST STATE XAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!!
How to draw
Drawing Alaskaball is easy:
- Draw the basic circle and color it of this blue
- Draw the Ursa Minor seven stars plus North Star of this yellow
- Draw eyes and you've finished
If you like, you can add a winter hat, or have the North Star as an eyepatch (ala Serbiaball).
|Members||Canadaball • Denmarkball ( Faroe Islandsball • Greenlandball) • Finlandball • Icelandball • Norwayball • Russiaball • Swedenball • USAball ( Alaskaball)|
|Observers||Chinaball • Franceball • Germanyball • Indiaball • Italyball • Japanball • Netherlandsball • Polandball • South Koreaball • Spainball • Switzerlandball • Tringapore • UKball|