Alaskaball is the largest stateball in USA-icon.png USAball. His flag depicts the big dipper and the north star (Polarisball). It was designed while it was a territoryball by a young 3-icon.png 3ball.

He has very dangerous roads and in there it seems to be always winter. He still does not know if he wants to stay with his adoptive father (USA-icon.png USAball) or if he returns with his real father (Russia-icon.png Russiaball)

During the Cold War, Alaska-icon.png Alaskaball became paranoid. Because during the Cold War Alaskaball was surrounded by submarines of USA-icon.png USAball and submarines of the Soviet-icon.png USSRball.

History

Alaskaball was born around 10,000 years ago as an iced 1-icon.png 1ball, and was first colonized by Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball in 1747, Starting with Aleutian Islandsball.

When in 1867, Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball proposed to USA-icon.png USAball to sell Alaskaball for $7,200,000 (approximately $10.85 per square mile of land or $4.19 per square kilometer). Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball assumed Alaska-icon.png Alaskaball had no value to his name besides useless clay. He was wrong, about 30 years later, gold was discovered on his clay, and there was a massive gold rush similar to California-icon.png Californiaball's.

Alaskaball has been a stateball since January 3, 1959, had the biggest American petroil deposit, discovered in 1968. Alaska has gone through being a District,  Department, and Territory.  Russia-icon.png Russia is unhappy with his decision.

There are proposals to unite America and Asia between a bridge between Russia-icon.png Russiaball and Alaskaball. This may never happen....

Alaskaball has a considerable Orthodox minority thanks to Russia-icon.png Russian colonization in the region. Several Russian missionaries converted many natives to the Orthodox Church, 12.5% of the Alaskaballs are Orthodox.

Nowadays, Alaska-icon.png Alaskaball is the coldest state of USA-icon.png USAball. Also the biggest, though Texas-icon.png Texasball is in denial over it. You could split Alaska into half and both halves would still be bigger than Texas.

He currently is one of the best coolest states of the Americas

Relationships

Friends

  • Chukotka-icon.png Chukotkaball - My brother. He's a lot like me, we're both cold, full of oil, and part of Russia, or used to be.
  • Hawaii-icon.png Hawaiiball - My sister. Both joined America at the same time. She also make good Pineapple upside down cake!
  • Siberia-icon.png Siberiaball - Same thing with Chukotka
  • USA-icon.png USAball - My adoptive Father. After he adopted me, he helped me find oil, and now I'm filthy rich! Still, I'm getting older and think I can take care of myself. Remove cancer and natural disastors please bro?!
  • Yukon-icon.png Yukon Territoryball - My Cousin. He lives relatively close to me, and I visit him sometimes. But tell Trudeau to leave me alone!!

Neutral

  • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - My bad and anschlussy uncle. He helps me with food and heat and there are also lots of Inuit-icon.png Inuitballs in his clay. I AM NOT YUOR CLAY, STAHP ASKING ME TO JOIN YUO!!! ALSO YUO ARE OF FAKE NORTH, REMOVE!!! FUCK YOUR SHITTY INVENTION OF PIZZA!!! REMOVE TRUDEAU NAO!!! Russian America-icon.png OR I WILL TELL AMERICA TO EMANCIPATE THE SHIT OUT OF YUO!!! XAXAXAXA!!!Russian America-icon.png
  • Minnesota-icon.png Minnesotaball - He has cold weather, but not as cold as my weather. Besides, I don't know him that well.
  • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Very complicated relationship, but still my nephew. can not do anything. He always got sad and worried when he saw me, normally. sigh. I feel you. I still love you.
  • RussianEmpire-icon.png Russian Empireball - Somewhat complicated though.... I missed him so much that I visit his grave in the Urals with USAball USA-icon.png. But see below

 Enemies

  • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - STAHP WITH THE DAMN NUKES!!! YUO ARE OF FAKE KOREA AND CANNOT INTO FUNCTIONAL NUKES XAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!! BUT SERIOUSLY REMOVE KIM FAMILY REMOVE COMMIE REMOVE JUCHE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!! Russian America-icon.png Or PREPARE FOR YOUR VICTORY DAY OVER KOREA MUAXAXAXAXAXA. Russian America-icon.png
  • Soviet-icon.pngRussia-icon.png Russiaball - YUO ARE THE MOST CRAZIEST PERSON I EVER HAD THROUGHOUT MY LIFE. I DARE YOU TO CHANGE YOUR LOOK!
  • Texas-icon.png Texasball - XAXAXAXAXA YUO ARE OF TINY AND IRRELEVANT, ALASKA IS OF #1 BIGGEST STATE XAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!!
  • RussianEmpire-icon.png Russian Empireball. - WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME (CRIES) I MISS YOU!. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO CALLED ME NOTHING BUT A USELESS PILE OF DIRT! YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU NEED TO REGRET WHAT YOU SAY! 'I have a better life now are you happy now?! Eventhough i am being used for oil help me plox
  • Japanese-Empire-icon.png Empire of JapanballFUCK YOU FOR INVADING MY ISLANDS

How to draw

Drawing Alaskaball is easy:

  1. Draw the basic circle and color it of this blue
  2. Draw the Ursa Minor seven stars plus North Star of this yellow
  3. Draw eyes and you've finished

If you like, you can add a winter hat or glasses, or both of them, or have the North Star as an eyepatch (ala Serbiaball).


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