Albaniaball, officially Shqipball thë Rëpublic of Albaniaball, is an countryball locatëd in thë Balkan Pëninsula in southërn Europë. Hë is locatëd right North of Greece-icon.png Grëëcëball, South of Montenegro-icon.png Montënëgroball, Wëst of Macedonia-icon.png North Macëdonia and Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball or Serbia-icon.png Sërbiaball depënding on who you ask. The countryball is dividëd into 12 countyballs, along with thë capital Tirana-icon.png Tiranaball, giving him a total arëa of 28 748 squarë kilomëtërs, making him thë 140th largëst country in thë world. As of 2018, hë maintains a population of about 2.870 million inhabitants in its clay.

Due to being in Europe and having an extremë distrust for Russia-icon.png Russiaball for what Soviet-icon.png Soviët Unionball did, Albaniaball can into NATO-icon.png NATO, but cannot into EU-icon.png Europëan Union due to the ongoing conflict with Kosovoball and Sërbiaball. Hë is also in UN-icon.png UNball like almost evëry other nation in thë world.

Albaniaball is oftën sëën as onë of the most socially awkward countryballs in the world. He usëd to bë alliëd with Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball, but aftër the Sino-Soviet split, he sidëd with Chinaball who soon brokë up with him latër, and for a whilë, hë had basically no alliës. Today hë is trying to bë morë social and opën to other countryballs, but still has to dëal with things likë Kosovoball and Sërbiaball.

His national day is Novembër 28th and his Zodiac sign is Shigjetari (Sagittarius)


He never recorded his history because he was dumb illiterate until he came into contact with Ancient Greeceball whose alphabet he adopted and whose armor he used and ”modified“. His first official appearance was in the 4th century B.C. and the strongest tribe(Dardania) was often at war with Macedon-icon.png Macedonball and the Dalmatians were Pirates who often Pillaged the Italian Peninsula. In 229bc SPQR-icon.png Romeball wanted to stop the piracy done by the Illyrians and declared war on them to do so. Illyria was defeated and made into a province inside of SPQR-icon.png Roman Empireball. Illyria was overrun by Slavic invaders in the 6th century and pushed into Epirus Nova/Arbëria. Illyria-icon.png Illyriaball still managed to stay with  Byzantine-icon.pngByzantineball. The Illyrian tribes mixed with one another and thus formed what we now know as modern-day Albania. 

First Albanian state

After those events, Albania was a Principality 1190-1204 depending on Byzantine-icon.png Byzantineball and was called the Principality of Arbanon-icon.png Principality of Arbanonball (Albanian: Arberia). His founding was by the Progon family (members: Progon, Gjin, and Dhimitri) and they were vassals of Byzantine-icon.png Byzantine Empireball. But then, Byzantine-icon.png Byzantineball came and abolished his autonomy for 17 years (1255-1272). Then, in 1272, Kingdom of Sicily-icon.png Kingdom of Sicilyball decided to attack Byzantine-icon.png Byzantineball and take the Principality of Arbanon-icon.png Principality of Arbanonball from his clay. Serbian Empire-icon.png Serbian Empireball in 1296 came and took Albaniaball to be a part of his empire. It lasted till 1304. In 1304, Kingdom of Sicily-icon.png Kingdom of Sicilyball did a comeback and attacks Serbian Empire-icon.png Serbian Empireball by taking Durrës-icon.png Durrësball from 1304-1332. But then, Medieval Kingdom of Albania-icon.png Medieval Kingdom of Albaniaball got born. Then, in 1335, several Albanian principalities declared independence, including the Despotate of Artaball lead by the Albanian noble family Bue Shpata.

Albania's kebab removal

The principalities lasted until 1385-1386 until Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball Invaded Principality of Arbanon-icon.png Principality of Arbanonball, leaving Despotate of Artaball untouched. In 1386-1392, Albaniaball freed itself (1386-1387 South Albania; 1387-1389 North Albania; 1389-1392 whole Albaniaball). It lasted again, in 1414-1416 when Ottoman-icon.png Ottomanball set the attack again in South of Albaniaball, but still, Albaniaball defended itself. This was its first kebab removal of his, before Skanderbeg (his second founding father). In 1417, Despotate of Artaball was abolished forever, by Ottoman-icon.png Ottomanball who also managed to take Central Albaniaball, and a year later, Albaniaball finally fell. Then, Albaniaball uprose in 1432-1433 with its leader, Gjergj Arianiti, and wins the freedom. This didn't last long. The Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball came back and in 1433-1443 Albania was once again under the rule of Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball.

Kebabization and Occupation

Albaniaball suffered 500 years of kebab pressure but he, even under Ottoman-icon.png Ottomanball rule, never kept peace and always did revelations on asking independence. Ottoman-icon.png Ottomanball, as they properly defeated all Balkan countries, decided to kebabize them. Albaniaball and Bosnia Eyalet-icon.png Ottoman Bosniaball were the victims of kebabization, as Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball hated Catholic-icon.png Catholic Balkans so much. The kebabisation began from 1506-1670. In 1670-1826 Ottoman-icon.png Ottomans divided Albaniaball in 2-3 Eyalets (provinces). In the beginnings of the 19th century, there were Albanian pashas commanding Albanian eyalets. The Ottoman-icon.png Ottomans had a fear that they would rebel and declare themselves independent. The last Pasha, named Ali Tepelena was killed in 1826 by Sultans' servants. This was the end of Albanian pashas. In 1864-1912, Albaniaball was split into 4 eyalets (Manastir, Kosovo, Scutari, and Yanina eyalets).

Independence and afterwards

1912, was the year of the beginning of the Balkans Wars. Serbia-icon.png Serbs, Montenegro-icon.png Montenegrins, Greece-icon.png Greeks, and Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgarians declared war on Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball. This pushed Albaniaball to declare independence. Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball agreed since it was under attack from the 4 Orthodoxy-icon.png Orthodox morons. In 1913, Albaniaball was recognized by everyone, and Austria-Hungary-icon.png Austria-Hungaryball and the Central Powers Alliance showed sympathy to Albaniaball. And, with the plans of clay, Austria-Hungary-icon.png Austria-Hungaryball, apart from the other Superpowers, wanted Albaniaball to have its real borders. But then Entente made their final plan and put the different borders (which are now the present borders of Albaniaball). Poor Albaniaball was oppressed unfairly in North and South. In the North, Serbia-icon.png Serbo-Montenegro-icon.png Montenegrins were killing Albanian civilians only to populate with their greedy population. In the South, the Greece-icon.png Greeks cheered the Epirus-icon.png Epirots to declare independence, but they were unrecognized. In 1914, Albaniaball becomes a principality under Prince Wied I. As World War I was about to begin, Prince Wied fled away from Albaniaball because of Albaniaball's civil war between Prince Wied's supporters and Pro Kebabs with Haxhi Qamil on the lead.

Albania after WWI

1918-1919 - The Entente as punished the Central Powers, decided to make Albaniaball a region of Italy-icon.png Italyball, Serbia-icon.png Serb-Montenegro-icon.png Montenegrin killers take North and Greece-icon.png Greeceball take South. Fortunately, President USA-icon.png Woodrow Wilson saves Albaniaball by telling to the Entente leaders that all small countries deserve to be free. In 1920, Albaniaball switches capital (because Durrës-icon.png Durrësball was being a pro-Italy-icon.png Italian) and moves it to Tirana-icon.png Tiranaball. Between 1920 and 1925, Albaniaball becomes a principality under King Zog I. In the Revolution of 1924, Fan Noli tried to make Albaniaball more European, but failed and went to USA-icon.png USAball.

Albanian Kingdom-icon (1928-1939).png Albanian Kingdomball and its Annexation

Albania becomes a kingdom under King Zog I. Zog I decided to do an alliance with Italy. And so, the country gets a heavy influence from Italy. Then, Galeaco Ciano met Zog and offered that Albania will be a puppet state under the protectorate of Italy. Zog refused, until Mussolini gave an ultimatum, that if Albania doesn't accept the offer it will suffer consequences. Still, Zog refused. And, then on 7 April of 1939 Albania was attacked by Italy and got annexed on 11 April. Then a delegation of fascists took the Albanian crown and gave to Victor Emmanuel III, The King of Italy.

Albania the Commie and the failed De-Kebabization

As Commies came to power, the first thing they did was: Removing the last part of their rivals by killing, persecuting, imprisoning them, and banning Islam. Between 1945 and 1948 Albania was allied with Yugoslavia. Yugoslavia in its agenda had its plan to annex Albania and be the 7th Yugo republic. But, the Soviet Union interfered and told Albania the truth about Yugoslavia. Then, Albania had a friendship with the Soviets and became a member of the Warsaw Pact in 1955. But, when the Soviet Union was lead by Nikita Khrushchev, Albania saw that this Soviet Union was too revisionist and not so Stalinist anymore. As Hungary got attacked by the revisionist Soviet Union, Albania made it clear that it will be no longer in that union. In 1967, it became atheist. As Albania left the Soviet Union, it made a friendship with China. Both had a ridiculous time since Mao wasn't interested in Stalinism anymore. In the 70's they had a cold friendship because China did deals with the USA (the capitalist pig) and accepted them. In 1976 after Mao's death, the friendship was too cold until 2 years later, they split. Then, Albania was the most isolated country in the world. After Hoxha's death, Albania was one of the poorest, most isolated countries in the world. People couldn't stay long as they filled a ship of emigrants (they were emigrants) and head to Italy. At the end of the '80s Albanian students protested and wanted democracy, as in 1990 the statue of Enver Hoxha was pulled down. Through the commie times, many great Bunkers were built. In the end, Communist Albania was nothing but the Balkan/Communist counterpart of the Mongol Empire while Enver Hoxha was the Genghis Khan.

Albania is a Republic country

In 1992 Albania becomes a Republic. In the first years of the Republic, Albania faces a difficult time on money and stuff. In 1997 Albania gets a civil war a clash between Socialists and Democrats. On 2 April 2009 becomes a part of NATO along with Croatia-icon.png Croatia. And in December 2010 Albania removes the visas. In 2014, Albania becomes an EU candidate state and in October 2019 after many delays get rejected again by France-icon.png Franceball

Massive Earthquake

In November 2019, Albania got hit by a massive earthquake with over 6,4 magnitude which the Europeans didn't see coming. It hit many counties in Albania; 14 people died and over 600 people were injured.

Fun Facts/Fakte Interesante

  • More Albanians live outside Albania than within the country
  • In 1967, Albania became the world's first atheist state
  • Albania is one of the very few countries where sex-selective abortion is very common
  • Albania has never won a medal at the Olympics
  • Albania has about 700,000 bunkers
  • Albania during his communist period was isolated from the rest of the world when Nixon turned China around in 1972.
  • Over half of Albanian cars are Mercedes and most of them are the old Mercedes 190e and Albanians never wear seatbelts
  • Some of the Mercedes in Albania are stolen from other European nations
  • Albania fought most of its battles against 2-10x bigger armies and won most of the time
  • His hat is secretly a bunker
  • On May the 17th, The National Theater was destroyed, causing backlash and a petition online to rebuild the theater....

Flag Colors/Ngjyrat e flamurit

Main Color

Albanian Red 230, 0, 1 C0-M100-Y100-K10 #E60001

Emblem Color

Black 0, 0, 0 C1-M92-Y96-K0 #000000


Friends / Shoket

  • Croatia-icon.png Best Slavic Friend- good friend I am pleased to recognize this Slav as my Illyrian cousin. Even though he is Slavic, I like him. He too can make peace with Serbia, which I can too! No wars! I am happy to meet you and say Hvala Vam
  • Italy-icon.png Italyball  -Best friend!! He and I are good friends, he is my main salesman. I like it a lot, but I never forget 1939!! But you can remember vlora war tho (^ ω ^)
  • Poland-icon.png Kurwa Brothers  - Happy birthday 100 years. Best friends forever!
  • Dua Lipa: I love you.
  • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball  - maybe something more.... but one day you will have the chance to be free!  ^w^
  • Canada-icon.png Hello Eh? - He is also my best friend EVER !! Thanks EH!
  •  France-icon.png Franceball - Im friendly with him since he support me in NATO. BUT YOU HILARIOUSLY RUINED OUR FOOTBALL MATCH XD
  • Republic of Ilirida-icon.png Repubblic di Iliridaball  - other son who speaks in a Slavic accent, but hates the Slavs, but some of his words are different from mine. Don't worry, I'll set you free.
  • NATO-icon.png NATOball  - Best savior of 1999! Remove Serbia!
  • Austria-icon.png Austriaball  - he help me from WW1
  • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball  - same thing I said to Austriaball. My first king (Ahmet Zog) also married a noble Hungarian woman (Geraldine).
  • Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball  - Good member of NATO. Now to recognize Kosovo. Like me, he doesn't like Macedonia-icon.png and thinks it's a fake country. Even though he is a friend of Serbia-icon.png  I tolerate him. Best person to talk to about Yogurt! We even have good relations today
  • Montenegro-icon.png Montenegroball - Small brother of Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball, but not oppressing Albanians in his clay and recognizing Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball. Welcome to NATO bro. Your people are especially nice of us! 
  • Aromanian-icon.png Aromaniansball - A good minority that also lives in my clay.
  • Israel-icon.png Israelcube  - He is a friend of mine, because I helped his people in World War 2, let them be safe from the Nazis and left Kosovar Albanians staying in his clay from the Kosovo war. However, please stop oppressing innocent Palestinians.
  • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Yeah he and I can get well, but he needs to help Control Serbia from threatening Kosovo. Why? We can be good friends and watch Skanderbeg movie you made for me together. At least relations are improving I guess. But remember this. We are opposite sides but I need BOTH OF YOU!
  • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - Turkey is one of Albania's largest investors and trading partners being a main donor contributing to much infrastructure investment and development that strongly supported Albanian membership in NATO, achieved in 2009. Thank you for being a good friend.


  • Bangladesh-icon.png Bangladeshball - I don't know anything about him but one of his Bangladesh-icon.png cities hates me.
  • China-icon.png Chinaball - First off you betrayed me by letting Nixon into your country in 1972 despite me recognizing you, second you barely even speak to me and third: YOU ARE A SERBIAN SUPPORTER! But WE are cool today because most of my products are made in China! So I can't hate you! We still have economic and important strategic relations! Even though I resent you with Serbia. Me and Serbia aren't real enemies. The real enemies are terrorism! ALSO GET YOUR STUPID WUHAN IDIOTS OUT OF MY CLAY! YOUR LUCKY THAT MY COUNTRY IS INFECTED WITH COVID-19!! IF YOU DON'T HELP ME THIS EASILY, IM GOING TO PUT YOU IN MY ENEMY LIST!! REMOVE SARS! REMOVE CORONAVIRUS--WAIT WHY YUO HATE KOSOVO? YUO TRAITOR!!!! THIS IS WHY YUO SUPPORT SERBIA!!! THAT'S IT, I'M HAVING MIXED FEELINGS ON YUO!!!!!!!! ALRIGHT WE ARE OK
  • Bosnia-icon.png Bosniaball - He is my far distant cousin from Illyriaball, though he is Slavic and RECOGNISE KOSOVO! He wants you to help him. But my burek more better!
  • Greece-icon.png Greeceball - He is beings ancient in the Balkans and I liking his food. And We Can Hating That Turkey-icon.png Smelly Turk too. He is also helpings me get into EU-icon.png EUball... but why you support Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball and not recognize Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball and hate me???? Just because of the religion? AND STOP OPPRESSING CHAMS! EPIRUS (North and South) IS MINE STOP CLAIMING INTO IT! But plox don't cut economic ties, I get many monies from yuo...
  • Slovenia-icon.png Sloveniaball - Any friend of Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball is my enemy. She thinks I am rude to Slavs. But at least she of supporting me on the Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball case (becos she understand how it's like under Serbia-icon.png Mean Bully despite being frens with him) and is married to USA-icon.png USAball who is good friend of me.
  • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - You know, I try sympathize with this guy. We were under Communist rule which I NEVER FORGET! But why did you help Macedonia-icon.png that fake country with Republic of Ilirida-icon.png my son and not me? And why you not recognize Kosovo-icon.png my other son? I help yuo with Crimea and insist Russia-icon.png Russiaball did a crime. Will never understand this guy, of honest saying that.
  • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - Wë both hate China-icon.png Mantou Empire, but why yuo support Serbia-icon.png him on Kosovo?
  • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - Our history is so terrible because we both suffered Communist Breakdown that I try to make peace and be cool with the Serbians! HOWEVER, he is very racist towards Albanians and I AM NOT RACIST TO HIM AS I DO NOT HAVE A PART OF RACISM.I want to be chill and hang out with him but in REALITY only Vucic and Rama get along... Well thanks for not destroying Kosovo and even defending it from Ottoman Empire, but I will remember you as the guy who tried to take political influence over him. Also I am Really Sorry for having NATO kill people on the 20th anniversary and I am also sorry for doing illicit activities.(such as organ harvesting) I promise to try and be friendly with you, like many years ago, AS LONG AS YOU COOPERATE WITH ME!! Understand that I WANT TO KEEP OUR POSITIVE RELATIONSHIP GROWING! I WISH SERBIA AND ALBANIA FRIENDSHIP AND PEACE. AND THAT'S WHY HYPER BAT MAPPING HATES YOU! ALSO STOP REMOVING KEBAB!!!! I'M A KEBAB TOO!!!!!!


  • Macedonia-icon.png North Macedoniaball - Oh Boy, How do we even start with you? Albania has recognized the Republic of Macedonia (RM) as independent and sovereign country after the RM proclaimed the independence, but Albania never officially recognized North Macedonia under its previous constitutional name, though it saw no problem using the constitutional name in bilateral relations. Albanian Ministry of Foreign Affairs stated that Macedonia has "died" with Alexander the Great, not supported neither Athens or Skopje on this issue being assessed as more important the integration of the RM in NATO and EU than context of the name. So I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH YOU! All I care about is protecting my PEOPLE IN YOUR AREA! But seriusly, your related to Bulgarians and not related to Macedon! Then again, we were both denied the EU membership from France so I might recruit him to FIGHT THE BAGUETTES
  • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - She hate me for making her being kicked out of the UN. Though she is friends with my son so we are OK.
  • Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball - I Will Never Forget That You Had Done for destroying my past and for ruining the Byzantine. But thanks for making Albania good
  • Gypsy-icon.png Gypsyball - Of shit countryless romanian Indian people living in the Balkans who only steals.
  • Spain-icon.png Spainball - Why you hate me? Around 1000 Albanians live in yuor clay, why yuo support Serbia and not recognize Kosovo?
  • Tunisia-icon.png Tunisiaball - Oh? This serbia b**** who disrecognized kosovo and supports serbia. REMOVE COUCOSUS YOU BETRAYED YOURE MUSLIM BROTHERS!!!
  • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball - HAHA! 4-2?! I DEFEAT YOU!





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