|“||Fortis et Liber as fuck!!!||”|
Albertaball has a lot of oil, and is highly wanted by USAball for it. Because of his oil monies he is very rich and is hated by his fellow provinceballs because of it but it is okay because whenever he is sad, he just hugs an oil barrel and wipes his tears with his oil monies. He is also more conservative than his fellow provinceballs as evident in his no sale tax policy, hatred of his social democrat government and hatred of his fathers liberal government. Albertaball is also know for his reserves of natural gas, dinosaurs, and beautiful mountain views. Albertaball can into Olympics as well as the 1988 Winter Olympics was hosted in Calgary!
Albertaball was originally inhabited by 7ball tribes until settlers arrived in the 1600s and 1700s. When The Royal Proclamation was put in place in 1763 stating that the crown could only obtain land by doings treaties with 7ball tribe owners, Treaty 6, 7, and 8 were put into place a long while after. Later in september 1 of 1903, Albertaball became an official province of the Dominion of Canadaball.
- Covid-19: YOU INFECTED AND KILL ALBERTANS?!! NOT NICE!!
- Saskatchewanball - Twin brother & Best friend. Has a flat personality.
- Quebecball - Montreal Canadiens are worse than the Oilers
- BCball - Too many Chinese God Dammit. I dont blame you for your hypocrite problem. Its Trudeau's fault, you hear me!
- Chinaball - We are a Bit Ashamed of you.
- Manitobaball -Great friend
- Arizonaball - Good friend, but takes all my people in the winter. OIL OIL OIL
- Texasball - My cousin and southern counterpart, refers to Alberta as Northern Texas, sometimes referred to as Southern Alberta. We have so much in common, that we are best friends.
Ontarioball - Enemy. Avoid at all costs. Beware of Doug Ford
- Canadaball - My dad who likes to use me for oil. He is nice though. But I hate Trudeau. We love Andrew Scheer
- USAball - I will sell you my oil because Trudeau is being a complete Dick at being the slowest dealer.
- Northwest Territoriesball - My brother who used to own me, but I was like "You ain't owning me no longer!"
- 7ball- listen I’m sorry that I stole your kids and abused them.
- Edmontonsaurus: I EAT YOU
| Oh Canada, eh? |
|Provinces||Albertaball ( Calgaryball • Edmontonball) • British Columbiaball ( Vancouverball • Victoriaball) • Manitobaball ( Winnipegball) • New Brunswickball (Frederictonball • Monctonball) • Newfoundland and Labradorball (St. John'sball) • Nova Scotiaball ( Halifaxball) • Ontarioball ( Ottawaball • Torontoball) • Prince Edward Islandball (Charlottetownball) • Quebecball ( Montrealball • Quebec Cityball) • Saskatchewanball ( Reginaball (Saskatchewan)|
|Territories || |
|Former entities||Migrants that crossed the Bering Strait ( Eskimosball) • British Empireball ( British Canadaball • Republic of Canadaball) • French Empireball ( French Canadaball)|
|*Sooner or later...|