|“||Angola é Nossa||”|
|“||Angola é Portugaaaaaaal!||”|
Angolaball officially the Republic of Angolaball (Portuguese: República de Angola; Kikongo, Kimbundu, and Umbundu: Repubilika ya Ngola), is a countryball in the west coast of south-central Africa. He is the seventh-largest country in Africa, bordered by Namibiaball to the south, the Democratic Republic of the Congoball to the north, Zambiaball to the east, and the Atlantic Ocean to the west. Angola has an exclave province, the province of Cabindaball that borders the Republic of the Congoball and the Democratic Republic of the Congo. The capital and largest city of Angola is Luandaball.
Angolaball also speaks fluent Portuguese, because his adoptive father was Portugalball. He was formerly a communist state but is nowadays no longer relevant since the end of the Angolan Civil War, which lasted until 2002.
Angolaball descended from 8ball and Bantuball, as with most Africanballs. His father was the Kingdom of Kongoball. Angolaball was born in 1575 and then adopted by Kingdom of Portugal, who just happened to be in the neighbourhood at the time. He grew up with his other adoptive siblings such as Mozambiqueball, East Timorball, and Brazilball.
In 1884, his adoptive father gave him some more clay from the Berlin Conference. He rebelled against his father a few decades later, and successfully gained independence in 1975. Angolaball then suffered multiple personality disorder that lasted until 2002. Due to his Portuguese heritage, he can into Hue. He cannot into much relevance.
In 2002 he also found oil and went insane with it. It makes up almost all of his economy.
In 2011, he can into winnings in Miss Universe (the first African country to advance).
In 2013, he officially banned Islam and shut down every mosque around Angola, but that has been denied by the government on restrictions on some mosques were placed. He can into removings of Kebab!
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- Portugalball my adoptive father.... But stop saying "Angola é Portugal"
- Brazilball fellow Portuguese speaking friend also my brother
- Mozambiqueball - Fellow African Portugese-speaking brother,My people can travel there for visa-free
- East Timorball - Brother from South East Asia.
- Macauball - Rich Chinese brother.
- Cape Verdeball - Brother thinks im still a commie.
- USAball - Supplier of weapons during my multiple personality disorder.
- Chinaball - Supplier of weapons during my multiple personality disorder. Now one of his trade partners. Please don't give independece for Xinjiang
- Serbiaball and Myanmarball - Kebab removing partners.
- Soviet Unionball and Russiaball - Supplier of weapons.
- Cubaball - Supported me during my multiple personality disorder.
- Turkeyball - Even though that you are Muslim. We both hate Wahhabi Shit. So you're fine with me i guess.
- Islamball - Most Islamic countries, but most importantly
- Saudi Arabiaball - HYPOCRITE!!! YOU ACCUSE ME JUST BECAUSE OF HATING ISLAM DESPITE THE FACT THAT YOU HATE EVERY OTHER RELIGION IN THE WORLD!!! YOU JUST OF ALLOWED ME TO RETURNIGS THE FAVORE!
- Iranball - NO! PERSIA IS REAL IRAN! YOU'RE JUST A SILLY TERRORIST!
- syriaball and Iraqball - Terrorist a**holes
- Xinjiangball - NO INDEPENDECE FOR YOU, XINJIANG DESERVES TO BE MASSACRED AND KILLED! HOORAY FOR CHINA!
- Rohingyaball - JUST DIE ALREADY!!
- Indonesiaball - Stop bullying your Son
- Union of South Africaball - I would not allow anybody from my clay to go to you racist. You deserved your disgusting death!!!!! F U!!!!!!!
|Provinces||Bengoball • Benguelaball • Biéball • Cabindaball • Cuando Cubandoball • Cuanza Norteball • Cuanza Sulball • Cuneneball • Huamboball • Huílaball • Luandaball (capital) • Lunda Norteball • Lunda Sulball • Malanjeball Moxicoball • Namibeball • Uígeball • Zaireball|
|Historical entities||Migrants from North and East that became Natives • Ancient Bantus • Kingdom of Kongoball • Portuguese Angolaball • Dutch Loango-Angolaball • PR Angolaball|
|Northern Africa||Algeriaball • Egyptball • Libyaball • Mauritaniaball • Moroccoball • Tunisiaball • Sudanball •|
|Southern Africa||Angolaball • Botswanaball • Eswatiniball • Lesothoball • Malawiball • Mozambiqueball • Namibiaball • South Africaball • Zambiaball • Zimbabweball|
|East Africa||Comorosball • Djiboutiball • Ethiopiaball • Eritreaball • Kenyaball • Madagascarball • Mauritiusball • Rwandaball • Seychellesball • Somaliaball • South Sudanball • Tanzaniaball • Ugandaball|
|West Africa||Beninball • Burkina Fasoball • Cape Verdeball • Gambiaball • Ghanaball • Guinea-Bissauball • Guineaball • Liberiaball • Maliball • Nigerball • Nigeriaball • Senegalball • Sierra Leoneball • Togoball|
|Central Africa||Burundiball • Cameroonball • Central African Republicball • Chadball • Congoball • DR Congoball • Equatorial Guineaball • Gabonball • São Tomé and Príncipeball|
|Former members||Tanganyikaball • Zanzibarball|