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𝙰𝚗𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚕𝚞𝚜𝚜 🔊 ( anschluss, or anschluß ) (Which translates to annexation or connection) is a running gag in the Sound of Music Polandball universe used to describe a countryball becoming a rectangle with small eyes (the "Anschluss eyes") before proceeding to invade and/or annex another countryball. The gag is also used in mapping.
Historically, it refers to the
Nazi annexation of
Austriaball in the year 1938. The most common example of this is
Germanyball becoming Reichtangle. Anschluss can also be used to describe a country dominaball withnce in a certain skill.
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Countryballs usually say Anschluss in a typewriter font like Courier New. The phrase is infrequently followed by zeit (meaning 'time').
Anschlussed countryballs don't die. Anschlussed countryballs are wrapped somewhere inside the body of the countryball thathad anschlussed them. From time to time these countryballs revolt from inside the body in an attempt to gain freedom or they are rescued by another countryball that infiltrated in the body of whoever captured them. When that happens, the countrytangle begins to regress back to its normal form. This process is known as Balkanization.
There are anschluss forms for other countries, though not all of them are necessarily rectangles; some, like
Tringapore, become pyramids or cones while others like
Kazakhbrick and
NepalRawr become sawruses and squares respectively. And
Israelcube, because of Jewish physics, becomes a four-dimensional tesseract, the only such countryball which breaks the rule against countryballs being higher than two-dimensional. Anschluss form is one of the few exceptions to the rule against countryballs not being any other shapes than a ball. Some countryballs have more than one anschluss form, notably
Chileball, who can turn into a
worm.
Countryballs' Anschluss modes
Anschluss modesFor others see here
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African Unionball - Unites all
8balls (except western sahara) and in his clay to become
African Uniontangle. He will remove civil war and poverty from his clay and will become a powerful superpower to rival the
other three superpowers. If he feels particularly vengeful for slavery, he may instead decide to anschluss them as payback.
Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with
Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself ruining African chance of domination so WATCH OUT AFRICA! You don't want Hussars in Africa.
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Alaskaball - With the adoption of anchluss Politics. The Alaskans declare themselves to be the best state of America and unites the Population to become the Alaskan Republicsphere . He will then proceed to remove
Justin Trudeau for being weak, adopt Rightwing Conservative ideology and proceed then to sign an agreement wiyth
Greenlandball by forcing him to man up and join him, before removing
communist China, and political correctness from the clays of all
Nordicballs turning them into Nordic allies. Afterward,
Antarcticaball and
all currently active international territorial claims on his clay will be anschlussed as well, enabling Alaskasphere to dominate both poles of the Earth. He will follow ANCHLUSS POLICY OF ANCHLUSS FOR THE WORLD. THIS IS ALL FOR YOU, DAD!
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Algeriaball - Becomes the Algeriatangle. Anschlusses
Moroccoball (and probably
Franceball).
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Arab Leagueball - Unites all Arab countries to become United States of Arabiatangle. If he eliminates
Israelcube, gets rid of sectarian and tribal divides and solves ethnic and religious problems, he will revive pan-Arabism. If he doesn't unite Arab countries to become United States of Arabiatangle, he will becomeArab Uniontanglesimilar to
EUball.
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OICball - Unites all Islamic countries to become Caliphatetangle. If he removes
jihad from his clay, he will become a superpower unto himself built on oil unless he reaches peak oil. If he doesn't remove jihad, he will become and declare a holy war on all Christian countryballs with the ultimate goal of destroying
ISIStangle
EUball,
USAball and other Western countries.
Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with
Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself. If he tries this with
Russiaball it will result in him becoming
Russian Empiretangle to purge all kebab from his clay. This may also cause
Mongoliaball to become ,
Mongolian Empiretangle
Kazakhbrick to become , and
Kazakh Khanatesquare
Croatiaball to revert into Ustase. Together these empires will team up to re-ravage all Middle Eastern territories to remove jihad. So he had better play his cards carefully, or he will end up being completely removed from the face of the earth. -
Argentinaball - Becomes
Second Argentine Confederationtangle.
Argie uses it's new MAZORCA POWER to remove
Paraguayball,
Uruguayball,
Falklandsball,
Boliviaball,
Chileball,
Equatorial Guineaball and
Brazilball by anschlussing, makes
Peruball a
Protectorate and invades the Central American countries to create the puppet state of
Central Americaball. The Anschluss of
Equatorial Guineaball might result in the
African Unionball becoming the African Uniontangle and
Argie easily defeating them because of it's whiteness. After this he will anschluss
UKball to be full european and join
EUball but
NATOball will defend the
UK, resulting in
Argie removing the
NATO members and the anschluss of
Californiaball and removing.
Israelcube into extinction because Argie is a Nazi
Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with
Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself. -
Armeniaball - Grows up and begins to reunite with
Artsakhball, Javakhetiball and attack
Azerbaijanball, some part of
Iranball,
Iraqball,
Israelcube,
Palestineball,
Lebanonball,
Syriaball, some part of
Turkeyball. But he might want to watch out for
this guy... -
Austriaball - Becomes another kingdom and ally with
Hungaryball and begins diplomatic relations
Italyball,
Czechiaball,
Slovakiaball,
Transylvania region of
Romaniaball,
Sloveniaball, and north
Serbiaball to become
Republic of Austria-Hungary. Would 100% ally with Germany ( an awake Reichtangle) or even join him to combat Poland. But unfortunately it might not work because
Polandball will join with
Lithuaniaball and become the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself resulting in something pretty ugly.
Croatiaball will not be provoked because he will revert into far-right leading to the return of the Ustase and attack and destroy Austria to the curb.
Australiaball - Becomes Commonwealth of Australiaand anschlusses all of the Pacific islands, allies with
New Zealandball and
Papua New Guineaball.-
Basqueball - With the aid of his
6ball brethren, Basqueball undergoes a radical internal reconstruction to become . He will then proceed to unite all Basque territories, removing paella, kebab and baguette from his clay and the respective clays of his new Basque states.
EuskaraUFO
Spainball to holocaust all Basqueballs in her clay. In response, he will unite with
Cataloniaball, causing him to become
Catalan Republictangle, after which both will take out their revenge on Spainball and
surrender monkeyFranceball. When all scores have been settled and favors repaid, EuskaraUFO will bid Catalan Republictangle adieu, finally ascending into space to reunite with his intergalactic brethren. -
Belarusball - Ukraine is attacked for hating Russia. Russia and the GBEtangle unite to form the Soviet Uniontangle.
Boliviaball - Anschlusses
Chileball to get his sea.-
Bosniaball - Becomes the Republic of Bosnia and unites with
Croatiaball to become a valuable NATO state. Goes to war with
Serbiaball for obvious reasons.. Albania and Kosovo will become true allies with Bosnia, and he soon gains the momentum to become a far-right state known as the Federation of Bosnia. A state that removes Serbs. The Croats revert into Ustase, dragging Bosnia with him. -
Brazilball – becomes
Huetangleand hues his way to victory. Anschlusses all of South America and probably
Panamaball and
Costa Ricaball. However, following that, he heads to
Portugalball and force the Portuguese to accept the Brazilians as their only ally. Then he takes everyone to Brazil against their will.
Bruneiball - Becomes Bolkiahreichtangleand anschlusses Borneo.-
Bulgariaball - In order to become a powerful state, Bulgaria becomes a Pro Russian state and begins a series of mobilization.
Serbiaball,
Greeceball and Turkeyball will be on alert.
Croatiaball meanwhile will revert into far-right leading to the return of the Ustase. -
Cambodiaball - becomes
Khmertangleand rides elephant to victory. -
Canadaball - Becomes
the Commonwealth of Canadaand begins to unleash his Canadian Powers by spreading maple syrup, hockey and poutine. He begins his multicultural policy by forcibly demanding
Alaskaball,
Greenlandball,
Icelandball to sign an agreement with him. Since Trudeau is re-elected with a minority government, Canadaball will need approval from the conservatives or the NDP. If Trudeau is kicked out in a No-Confidence motion, the Conservatives will remove Trudeau for being an idiot. However if Trudeau fails to convince Alaskaball to submit to his demands., USAball will cause Alaskaball to turn into
Tsardom of Alaskaspherein order to defend himself. and proceed to mercilessly kill
Justin Trudeau and have the Conservatives take over. In any case, Canadaball will 100% NOT apologize for any destruction caused during this process. Canada shall do whatever it takes to protect the Niagara Falls from American influence and to intimidate and BLAME China FOR COVID -
Cataloniaball - Finally breaks free of
Spainball's control, uniting all Catalan countries and
Andorraball to remove paella from his clay and become
Catalan Republictangle. In response to this Spainball will go completely berserk and attempt to holocaust all Cataloniaballs in her clay. Catalan Republictangle will join forces with
Basqueball in retaliation, causing Basqueball to become in the process, and together they will take out their revenge on
EuskaraUFO
Spainball and
Franceball, which may result in them anschlussing some of their territories. -
Chileball - Becomes
Chilewormand takes all the coasts and anschlusses
Peruball,
Boliviaball or also
Argentinaball. If he anschlusses Boliviaball, then he will (kinda) get his coast back which means he can into sea again.
Lithuaniaball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with her will result in her joining up with
Polandball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself.
Croatiaball will not be provoked either because he will revert into far-right leading to the return of the Ustase. -
Chinaballs - See below for seperate Chinese anschluss modes.
Chinaball (People's Republic) - Becomes the
People's Republic of Chinatangle
and begins to use the world's Huawei cellphone to hack into every nation who has a bad relationship with either China or Russia. China then focuses on PLAN 2. Since the Chinese do not rely on gaining territory, he will focus on anchlussing their economy that they will eventually fall and their people will starve. He will get all the G20 members shocked by becoming so popular that he will take control of the world's stock markets and economy. He will ensure that both the economies of
Taiwanball,
Mongoliaball,
Vietnamball,
Thailandball,
Myanmarball,
Laosball,
Cambodiaball,
Malaysiaball,
Tringapore,
Indonesiaball,
Philippinesball,
Bruneiball,
East Timorball,
Palauball,
Guamball,
Northern Mariana Islandsball,
North Koreaball,
South Koreaball and
Japanball will be under his mercy. This will piss the EUROPEANS OFF BY imposing tariffs while being endorsed by Biden and the EU AGREES TO put a economic sanction on China. In any case it will start a massive Economic Recession and a GREAT DEPRESSION Who will win? Russia will 100% back China with its economic sanctions against those who disagree.IF ALL ABOVE FAILS. China will operate PLAN 3 and launch a Corona-Virus-based infection into any nation who hates him as mentioned above. Those who are under his list will be TOTALLY UNDER WUHAN'S Grip of Control.
Croatiaball will not be provoked because he will revert into far-right leading to the return of the Ustase and commit something far worse than Nanjing.-
Chinaball (Republic, Taiwan) - Becomes
the Third Republic of China
and anschlusses
PRCball,
Hong Kongball,
Macauball,
Tuvaball,
Mongoliaball,
Gorno-Badakhshanball and some parts of
Myanmarball. He will then go to war with
Vietnamball,
Laosball and
North Koreaball, remove socialism there to revive the
Republic of Vietnamball,
Kingdom of Laosball and reunite
Republic of Korea. The USA will support China as both nations are considered allies, he also improve his relationships with western and South-east Asian countries. Then he installs freedom and democracy over his clay...until a far-right party wins over 18% of the vote in the general elections. -
Colombiaball - Becomes
Gran Colombiatangleand anchlusses
Panamaball,
Venezuelaball,
Ecuadorball, north
Loretoball and northwest
Amazonasball. May also anschluss
Guyanaball and
Trinidad and Tobagoball in the process. -
Croatiaball - Reverts into Ustase and allies with Bosnia. He then begins to unleash terror upon society by forcing NATO and UN to recognize the state as the only successor of Yugoslavia. He then declares a holy war against the Non-Catholics and pushes every state to recognize it as the only legitimate West, Central and Southern Slavic state that is no superior to Serbian. HOLY SHIT he just took out Bulgaria and Italy. Then he takes the Americas and Asia before destroying COVID-19 and defeating Chinaball.
Czechiaball - ally and fight with
Slovakiaball to become Czechiatangle. He then proceeds to Remove the
Commies and take out his revenge to
Russiaball and
Germanyball for 1939 and 1968.-
CSAball - Finally breaks free of
USAball's control and unites all
Southern stateballs to form the . Takes out his revenge on
Dixiesphere
USAball by starting a second Civil War during which he will anschluss all
Caribbean countryballs,
Colombiaball,
HUEBrazilball,
Guyanaball,
Surinameball,
French Guianaball and
Venezuelaball, removing
hue,
communism,
kebab,
homosex ,
Rastafari and
kosher in the process. After victory he will invade Africa and enslave all
8balls and (except for
Liberiaball and
New Abyssinia )including those in his clay and the respective clays of the countries he anschlussed. If he fails to anschluss Africa fast enough then all African countryballs will unite with
African Unionball, causing him to become to defend himself. He will also commit genocide to all
African Uniontangle
3balls -
Cyprusball - Becomes United CyprustangleAnschlusses all of Cypriot island, including
Northern Cyprusball, removing kebab in the process before joining
Greeceball. -
Democratic Republic of the Congoball - united with
Republic of the Congoball and becames a
Republic of Zairetangle
Cabindaball,
Rwand- holy fuck he anscluss
Burundiball and take revenge to
Belgiumball for king Leopold ii for Genociding his people's hand.
Ecuadorball - Anschluss Peruball!!
El Salvadorball - Becomes the
Salvatangleanschlussing the Conejo Island first, then
Hondurasball to become a big country, and maybe
other Central American Brothers to form a
Greater Central Americaball. Will also remove
All political parties who made an irrelevant countryball, making his alternative political party to be an relevant countryball in order to keep his people happy.
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Emus - Becomes Emutangle. Anschlusses
Australiaball. But they might have to watch out for
this guy.
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Estoniaball - Becomes the
Nordic Estoniatangleand uses black magic to becomes a Nordi and joins
Finlandball. Then tries to take
Latviaball and
Lithuaniaball. If Estonia is unsuccessful in anschlussing Lithuania, however, Lithuania will join with
Polandball and become the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthtanglein order to defend itself resulting in the Finnish people being appalled. Poland will kick Estonia out and undo everything! -
Ethiopiaball - Restores the glorious House of Solomon to become the . Anschlusses
Ethiopian Empiretangle
all East African countries bordering his clay, removing
kebab,
commies and
homosex and spreading
Rastafarianism,
Christianity and
Judaism in the process. Will later team up with
Israelcube to remove
jihad from his clay and take out his revenge on
Italyball for invading Ethiopia in World War II. -
EUball - Becomes the
Merkelreichtangle. Anschlusses all European countries (except for
UKball) enclaved within the EU, starting with those that
PIGS.
Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with
Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself which could turn disastrous for the European people.
Croatiaball will not be provoked because he will revert into far-right leading to the return of the Ustase and goes cold-blooded murdering the other states. -
Finlandball - Invites
Estoniaball into the Taisavalta. If Estonia is united with Finland she will automatically into Nordic as she will become part of Finland, and may drag
Latviaball and
Lithuaniaball into Nordic with her. However, if she is unsuccessful in anschlussing Lithuania then he will join with
Polandball and become the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself which would appall the Finnish people. Poland will kick Estonia out and undo everything! and takes out revenge to
Coloradoball for nuking him in south park . -
Floridaball - Becomes
Walt Disneytangle. Anschlusses everyone in
Earthball by controlling everyone with his Disney parks. Poland or Lithuania will not be anschlussed however because a provokation with EITHER will cause him to become the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself resulting in Disney being banned in the two countries.
Croatiaball will not be provoked because he will revert into far-right leading to the return of the Ustase. Disney will surrender after that... -
Franceball - Becomes the
Third Napoleonic French Empiretangle. Anschlusses
Belgiumball,
Netherlandsball,
Luxembourgball,
Switzerlandball, western
Germanyball,
Andorraball,
Cataloniaball and northern
Italyball. Turns eastern
Germanyball into satellite states. Also will anschluss former colonies (
Algeriaball &
Haitiball being the hardest to get) such as territories of
French West Africaball,
French Equatorial Africaball,
Vietnamball,
Laosball,
Cambodiaball,
Quebecball,
Maineball and
Louisianaball. NEVER surrender this time, fighting on until the very last man.
Polandball or Lithuania however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with
Lithuaniaball/Polandball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthtanglein order to defend himself.
Croatiaball will not be provoked either because he will revert into far-right leading to the return of the Ustase. Afterwards this duo of the Ustase and Hussars will kick Napoleonic France down ending Bonaparte's dream forever....
Germanyball - Becomes
Reichtangle(Fourth Reich) anschlussing
Austriaball,
Alsaceball,
Denmarkball,
Luxembourgball,
Netherlandsball,
Belgiumball,
Czechiaball,
Liechtensteinball, and in some cases,
Italyball. May anschluss
Namibiaball during the process, and turn
Slovakiaball into a vassal state. The Mittelafrika plan will also be re-enacted, thus allowing the Reich to anschluss
central Africanballs such as
DR Congoball and
Cameroonball. The remainder of
Franceball,
Norwayball,
Hungaryball.,
Serbiaball,
Romaniaball,
Moldovaball,
Belarusball,,
Latviaball and
Ukraineball become puppet states.
Croatiaball will not be provoked either because he will revert into far-right leading to the return of the Ustase..-
Ghanaball - Unites with
Ivory Coastball in order to form
Ashanti Empiretangleand anschlusses
Togoball,
Beninball and
Burkina Fasoball. Might also Anschluss
Englandball as revenge for being colonized previously. To secure not being recolonized, they might Anschluss
Franceball just to be safe. However, any aggression with
Polandball could force him to unite with
Lithuaniaball and become the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthballin order to defend himself from the Ashanti Peoples anddancing to death
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Greeceball- Becomes
Byzantinetangleand anschlusses
Macedoniaball,
Turkeyball,
Cyprusball,
Akrotiri and Dhekeliaball,
Northern Cyprusball and
Albaniaball and allies with
Serbiaball.
Croatiaball will not be provoked because he will revert into far-right leading to the return of the Ustase. His second form is and annexes all former Roman clay. Then attacks
Greco-Romantangle
Ukraineball. -
Guyanaball - Form with
Surinameball and became
Second Co-operative Republic of GuyanatangleAnschluss
French Guianaball,
Amapáball,
Roraimaball and Take out revenge to
Venezuelaball for Disputing his land.
Hawaiiball - Breaks free from
USAball and becomes
Kingdom of Hawaiitangle. Anschlusses all
7balls in the Pacific and takes out her revenge on the USA for 1897, building a mighty navy and attacking the west coast of
USAball's clay which may result in anschlussing those
COW. Will also take out her revenge on
Japanball for Pearl Harbor and also remove
North Koreaball for threatening her with nukes. Afterward she will spread aloha and surfing across the Pacific Rim. Will also take out her revenge on
Canadaball and attack Justin Trudeau for making Hawaiian pizza.
Hong Kongball - Becomes
Pearl of the Orientball
and plans to anschluss the economies of
Taiwanball,
Macauball,
Chinaball, and
Tringapore. He also plans to take revenge on
Philippinesball for that incident on 2010.-
Hungaryball - becomes
Magyartangleand attacks
Slovakiaball for revenge. Retake the vampire
Transylvaniaball, allies with
Bosniaball,
Polandball so they don't call on NATO. Might even ally with
Austriaball to form
Austria-Hungarytangle or
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth to form Intermariumball.
Croatiaball will not be provoked because he will revert into far-right leading to the return of the Ustase. -
Icelandball - Anschlusses
Faroe Islandsball becoming , leading him to the annexation of
It's Iceland Timetangle
Irelandball and
UKball.
Russiaball will love and marry Iceland, while he anchlusses
Franceball,
Germanyball,
Polandball, and maybe even
Austriaball if he's lucky enough. And if he's even more lucky enough, he can anchluss
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball. -
Illinoisball - Becomes
Illinoiscob.He is a corn ear and tall because of Abraham Lincoln. He anschlusses
because always pronounces the "s" in Illinois' name,
OhioRawr because the lost the World Series,
because of the Packers, and
because he overtook Illinois in population Indiaball - Anschlusses
Pakistanball and
Bangladeshball and becomes
Hindustangle. May also anschluss
Sri Lankaball,and in the most extreme case,
NepalRawr,
Bhutanball,
Maldivesballto become. In highly extreme case, India may also anschluss
Myanmarball and
Afghanistanball
China. India may also anschluss
as [1] T-Brick to finally beat Pewdiepie, meaning India would be an Asian country who actually manages to colonize a European country.-
Indonesiaball - Becomes Invades and annexes,
Great Gajah Mada empire.
East Timorball,
Papua New Guineaball and rivals with Malaysia over Brunei and Singapore. If he wins, might anschluss
Tringapore,
Bruneiball, and
Malaysiaball,
Christmas Islandball,
Cocos Islandsball,
Palauball, and dont forget to Anschluss
west papua Supporters plans to get revenge on
Japanball for Romusha which killed 4 million people. But he will avoid
this guy. -
Inuitball - With Conservative
Canadaball Inuitball unites all Inuit tribes into a single unified nation known as Arctic Empiretangle and becomes a powerful Territory of Canadatangle. Anschlusses all Arctic countries and
Antarcticaball before declaring war on the colonizers who occupied him. In this case he will remove the Liberals (Especially Trudeau) from
Canadaball and suicide from
Greenlandball, before removing
kebab and
commie. However, if Inuitball goes this route and anschlusses
Alaskaball he may instead become
Tsardom of Alaskasphereas he may assimilate the firepower and technological prowess of
USAball. Either way, Inuitball will end up anschlussing and holocausting the entire
seal population of his new clay. -
Iranball - Anschlusses all stans (
Afghanistanball,
Tajikistanball,
Turkmenistanball,
Uzbekistanball,
Kyrgyzstanball,
Pakistanball,
Kazakhbrick),
Azerbaijanball and
Armeniaball to become the
Supreme Islamic Republic of Iran. He will then proceed to declare war on all the Arab States that don't like him...... Watch out Saudi Arabia... (There is also one tiny factor,
Spartaball may rise up from the dead and kick him down a hole again!) -
Iraqball - Becomes Neo-Babyloniatangleor
Neo-Assyriatangle. Anschlusses
Syriaball, Lebanonball,
Israelcube,
Palestineball,
Jordanball, Northwest
Saudi Arabiaball, and
Kuwaitball. If he is strong enough. He will declare war on
Iranball.
Irelandball - Anschlusses
Northern Irelandball so he can finally solve the 26+6 equation.-
Israelcube - Anschlusses
Palestineball and turns himeslf into a
Tesseractal Nation. If he teams up with
Ethiopiacube (African Puppet), he will end up causing Ethiopia to become the
Ethiopian Empiretanglewhich will result in him anschlussing all West African countryballs bordering his clay and eventually the entire continent of
Africa
and The Middle east and take out revenge on
Germanyball to Holocaust killing all
jews in 1939 under the semities rule.Cannot into europe because no semites in europe -
ISISball- Becomes and blows up everyone, especially
ISIStangle
USAball,
Russiaball,
Israelcube, all
EUball members,
NATOball members and
Saudi Arabiaball.
Polandball or Lithuania however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuaniaball/Polandball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself removing the threat of ISIS.
Croatiaball will not be provoked either because he will revert into far-right leading to the return of the Ustase. SO ISIS will 100% avoid Poland, Lithuania and Croatia. But everyone else MUHAHAHA ALLAHU AKBAR (Explosion).
Italyball- Becomes
Rometangleand anschlusses
Portugalball,
Spainball,
Andorraball,
Franceball,
Sloveniaball,
Albaniaball,
Kosovoball,
Montenegroball,
Serbiaball,
Bulgariaball,
UKball (
Englandball,
Walesball),
Romaniaball and
Moldovaball and
Greeceball. May also anschluss
Libyaball,
Eritreaball ,
Somaliaball ,
Egyptball, and
Tunisiaball and to the most extreme case, would anschluss
Ethiopiaball,
Asia Minor.
Polandball or Lithuania however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuaniaball/Polandball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself making Italy shocked.
Croatiaball will not be provoked either because he will revert into far-right leading to the return of the Ustase.
Japanball - Becomes the
Japanese Empiretangle and launches a new era of Japanese Pro-Conservative Kawaii based Imperialism. He will summon a stand called "Rising Sun" and anschlusses
South Koreaball,
North Koreaball,
Taiwa- Shit!! He anschluss
Hong Kongball and coastal territories of Southeast Asia (become the Difficult hard to target because many Southeast asia countryballs could anschluss others Countryballs) including
Vietna- oh Shit!! he anschluss
Cambodiaball ,
Thaila- what he Anschluss
Laosball,
Myanmarball,
Malays- wait what!! he Anschluss
Tringapore and
Bruneiball again,
Indonesi- FUCK!! he Just Anschluss
East Timorball , but possibly want to avoid any other Pro-American countries
Pearl Harbour and
Philippinesball, and
This guy too as Japan may want to becareful with Biden and remain friendly with him.. The Main Reason why China is not on his list is because he is not dumb and stupid enough to let his men get infected with the Covid-19. But all others bow to the resurrected Rising Sun!
Kazakhbrick - Becomes the
Kazakh Khanatesquare. Allies with
Russiaball. Anschlusses the other
Stans except Kyrgyzstan and would totally ally with
Mongoliaball turning him into the
Mongolian Empire. After which they will both gang up on the world and cause the Mongolian Golden Horde to rise up again!!
Kentuckyball - Becomes 🍗 KFC. He makes
USAball obese and then destroys the Democrats inside him!
Kenyaball - He will become Kenyatangle and will anschluss
Somaliaball and
South Sudanball for clay disputes and invasion.
Kuwaitball - Becomes the
Sumerian Empiresphere. Anschluss
Saudi Arabiaball,
Turkeyball,
Syriaball,
Iranball, and take out his revenge to
Iraqball for
SadDam Hussein for anschlussing him in 1990-
Lebanonball - Blanda up with
Tunisiaball to create the Phoeniciatangleand grows its navy to be stronger than the UK's. -
Lithuaniaball - Unites with one and only great country
Polandball and becomes the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth.Begins to sing Hej Sokoly to victory. Ukraine will 100% love and marry Poland in the process. -
Louisianaball- Unite all Popeyes fans to become the Popeyestangle. Destroy KFC, Chick-fil-A, McDonald's, Wendy's, and other chicken competitors, then anschluss all states with territory that used to be part of the Louisiana Purchase. -
Malaysiaball - Becomes a POWERFUL federation under the name
Harimautangle
. Invades and annexes
Tringapore,
Bruneiball, parts of
Pattani region and rivals with Indonesia and the Phillipines. If won, anschluss
Indonesiaball and
Philippinesball as well. Alternative case: Anschlusses
Tringapore,
Bruneiball, parts of
Pattani region, Sumatra island and Riau-Lingga archipelago to form
The Second Srivijayan Empiretangle. -
Madagascarball- Anschlusses
Mauritiusball,
Seychellesball ,
Comorosball and
Mayotteball -
Mexicoball - Becomes Mexican EmpiretangleorAztec Empiretangle. Anschlusses
New Mexicoball,
Texasball,
Arizonaball,
Nevadaball and all Central America (You can keep
Californiaball,
Utahball,
Gringo, but they are mine!) -
Minnesotaball - Becomes Vikingtangle. Anschlusses Isle Royale from Michigancube and gets back all the clay it had as a territory, forcing western North Dakotaball and South Dakotaball to merge into one state (assuming Nicetangle doesn't just anschluss the rest of the Dakotas.) He also fights cheesehead and anyone who doesn't call carbonated soft drinks "pop." -
Mongoliaball - Becomes
Mongolian Empiretangle and unleashes terror across the world. He teams up with
Kazakhbrick and
Russiaball, and together anschluss,
South Koreaball,
North Koreaball,
Myanmarball. Then the Triple Empires turn
Iranball,
Afghanistanball,
Tajikistanball,
Turkmenistanball,
Uzbekistanball,
Kyrgyzstanball, western
Pakistanball,
Azerbaijanball,
Armeniaball,
Iraqball,
Turkeyball,
Georgiaball, the remainder of
Ukraineball and
Moldovaball into Khanates.
Alaskaball however will not be anschlussed or puppeted because a direct fight with him will cause him to turn into
Tsardom of Alaskasphereto defend himself. In any case, we can safely assume that he will remove
Kim family from the Korean Peninsula along with any threat of North Koreaball ever can into nuking him, his Western allies or the rest of Asia.
Polandball or Lithuania however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with
Lithuaniaball/Polandball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthtanglein order to defend himself ending Mongolia's Dream Forever. China will also not this time be on his list as he does not want the Coronavirus to destroy his empire. So he will have to go through Russian territory into East Asia and take out Southast as (defeat all the Bosses). -
Moroccoball - Becomes
Moroccotangle. Anschlusses
Western Saharaball, Ceutaball, Melillaball and Andalusiaball.
NATOball - Anschlusses all European countries, all North American countries, and all major non-NATO allies. And kills [2] Putin.
Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with
Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself causing NATO to back down.-
Netherlandsball - Anschlusses
Belgiumball,
Luxembourgball, all
7balls & all Ex Colonies (
Indonesiaball being the Hardest to get) becoming the
Dutch Empiretangle.
North Macedoniaball - Becomes THE REPUBLIC OF NORTH Macedontangle. Anschlusses part of
Bulgariaball,
Greeceball,
Turkeyball,
Egyptball,
Iranball,
Iraqball,
Syriaball,
Kuwaitball,
Afghanistanball,
Pakistanball and a part of
Indiaball. And, he becomes a superpower. Allies with
Russiaball.-
Norwayball - Anschlusses
Swedenball to become the
Norway-Sweden Empiretangleand anschlusses
Faroe Islandsball,
Isle of Manball,
Icelandball,
Greenlandball- wait he anschlussed Canadaball too and takes revenge on
Germanyball for anschlussing him in 1940. He will also gather the Satanic power of black metal and death metal music to play super loud guitar, burn churches, commit murder and finally commit suicide. YEET. -
New Zealandball - becomes
New Zeatangleby regaining its sunken clay (including Norfolk Islandball) -
Nordicballs - Blanda upp in
Scandinaviatangle. After that, nothing happens. -
North Koreaball - Turns into
True Koreatangleand attempts to anschluss
South Koreaball to form a
juche"Democratic" Federal Republic of Koryoand nukes everyone in the
world if his button is working.
Polandball or
Lithuaniaball will however be an exception because if any of North Korea’s nuke hits their clay, they will both join together to become the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend themselves causing North Korea to be nuked and eradicated from Earth and gets colonized by them.
Croatiaball will not be provoked either because he will revert into far-right leading to the return of the Ustase. -
Northern Cyprusball - Becomes True Cyprustangle. Anschlusses all of Cypriot island, removing all gyro in the process. -
Pakistanball - becomes Mughaltangle, gets Kashmir and anschlusses
Indiaball and practically the rest of Southeast As- Holy! Did he really just singlehandely take all of Southeast Asia?! Anyways, he makes Mrs. T the Anschlusser to remove all kinds of gamesNick and Tani at all cost.But soon, there will be Venomish kebab bodyguards , Daciaman, Life of Boris, Niko Bellic, Other Brother, Sibling of Z & K and REICH will be added to the game Scary Teacher 3D. -
Palestineball - becomes independent and anschlusses
Israelcube andto become
Jordanball
Palestinetangle -
Peruball - becomes
Inca Empiretangleand anschlusses all of
Ecuadorball,
Colombiaball,
Chileball,
Boliviaball,
Paraguayball,
Argentinaball,
Uruguayball,
Some antarctic territories,
Acreball,
Venezuelaball,
Falklandsball,
South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islandsball then proceeds to win every Football Cup possible, after that he anschlusses all east countryballs
New Zealandball,
Australiaball,
Papua New Guineaball,
Malaysiaball,
Philippinesball,
Japanball and the eastern parts of every country in Asia like what he did to Ecuadorball in 1941. After using all of his power on the annexations,
Raleighball,
Hoogstratenball and
Aerican Empireball join him, with this new power, he fully defeats
Shining Pathball and every communist rebellion in his clay. When victorious, he just sits in his sofa, turns on his cable TV and decides to watch the new Ampay in Canal 2, Latina, along with some Doña Pepa snacks. ¡La vida es buena!
-
Polandball - Unites with one and only great country
Lithuaniaball and becomes the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth. Begins to sing Hej Sokoly to victory.
Ukraine will 100% love and marry Poland in the process. Will also anschluss
Belarusball,
Latviaball, Southern
Estoniaball,
Germanyball,
Kaliningradball and other provinces of
Russiaball,
Austriaball,
South Tyrolball, Czechiaball and Slovakiaball, snap half of
Cameroonball into Poland,
Crimeaball,
Trinidad and Tobagoball,
Gambiaball,
Corsicaball,
Sardiniaball,
Illinoisball,
Manitobaball,
Wisconsinball,
Michigancube, parts of
Greeceball, Western
Italyball,
FLAG STEALER! and then anschlusses
Hungaryball with
Black Pantherball and
8balls. Then Poland gets sweet revenge on
UKball by anschlussing all his former colonies to rule the worldand anschlusses Alsace-Lorraineball, Normandyball, and UKball(who is now the plumber?). He will also capture
Moscowball and split
Russiaball with
America controlling the east side of Russia and
Turkestan to get revenge on
Russia about what have done to
him and
Lithuania in the past causing Russia to lose all his hope to the two sides. Poland STRONK! DEATH TO RUSSIAN AGGRESSION -
Portugalball - Anschlusses all its ex-colonies (
Brazilball being the hardest to get) to form the
Portuguese Empiretangle. -
Philippinesball- Anschlusses all of ASEANball members,
Palauball,
Taiwanball and turns into
Katipuntangle. She can also into
Pinoytangleand Anschluss Drug Dealers, Drug users,
communists and rebels,
criminals,
his step-cousin, polluters, illegal loggers, smoke belchers and undeveloped communityballs in order to establish developed yet modernized cities with fully disciplined community residents in her clay. She can also into Luzon Empiretangle and anschluss
Chinaball.
Polandball and Retake
Sabahball from
Malaysiaball and
North Sulawesiball &
North Kalimantanball from
Indonesiaball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with
Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself by freeing all Drug Dealers, Drug users,
communists, rebels,
criminals,
Kosovoball, polluters, illegal loggers, smoke belchers, undeveloped communityballs, ASEANball members,
Palauball, and
Taiwa- OH WAIT, DID HE JUST ANSCHLUSS
CHINABALL?! China proceeds to use Coronavirus to defeat the Philippines. -
Nigeriaball - He will become
Nigeriatangle and will anscluss
Franceball because of causing neocolonial pain in a part of his clay. And thus everyone else for money. Romaniaball - Becomes the
Dacian Empiresphere of the all mighty emperor Burebista. He anschlusses
Bulgariaball,
Ukraineball,
Moldovaball,
Czechiaball,
Slovakiaball
Southern Germanyball, and small parts in
Greeceball,
Turkeyball,
Bosniaball,,
Austriaball,
Belarusball,
Macedoniaball and tiny parts in
Italyball.
Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with
Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself ending the Burebista Dacian Empire's Dream forever. Romania will ally with
Serbiaball but then
Croatiaball will revert into far-right leading to the return of the Ustase and defeats both of them with no mercy.
Russiaball - Becomes
Sovietangleand turns into Communist. He creates a Tripartite Alliance with Kazakhstan, Serbia, Mongolia, and China regardless of political stance to create the most terrifying pact in the universe ever. He proceeds to strike
Port Elizabethball,
Port Rossball,
North Koreaball and
South Koreaball
Ukraineball,
Belarusball,
Finlandball,
Estoniaball,
Latviaball,
Alyaskaball,
Armeniaball,
Azerbaijanball,
Moldovaball,
Romaniaball,
Bulgariaball,
Uzbekistanball,
Kyrgyzstanball,
Turkmenistanball,
Georgiaball,
Tajikistanball and
Afghanistanball.
Polandball or Lithuania will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with them will result them to turn into the 
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend themselves cause Russia to lose
Moscow and all their hope to conquer the world. BUT CHINA AND MONGOLIA WILL AVENGE RUSSIA. The Coronavirus will also benefit Russian aggression.
Croatiaball will not be provoked because he will revert into Ustase and declare war on other Slavs.Saudi Arabiaball - Turns into
Saudi Arabian Nationalismand conquers Iran, Iraq, Oman, Yemen, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan, Kuwait, Qatar, and Bahrain.-
Sealandball - Uses black magic in order to get monies and relevance and becomes
Relevant Sealandtangle. Anchlusses
UKball,
Irelandball and
Germanyball. May also anschluss
Netherlandsball. This might spread if it starts a chain reaction with secretized revolutions so it can strike a deal with
Spainball in exchange for
Gibraltarball, posing as a British diplomat. It manages to scandalize the agreement, and says it's actually part of
the UK to start a distraction conflict. That's when the First Sealandic Warbegins, and it somehow sneaks itself into power through sleeper cell
Scottish independence influence to install a new government for eventually all of Britain through highly-classified alliances all as part of Act I of takeover. ...or you know, just black magic. That works too. -
Senegalball - Becomes
Senegaltangle. Anschlusses
Gambiaball -
Serbiaball - Becomes
Yugoslaviatangle. Anschlusses Srpska,,
Kosovoball,
Macedoniaball,
Sloveniaball,
Bulgariaball,
Montenegroball, and
Albaniaball. Removes
kebab in the process.
Croatiaball will not be provoked because he will revert into far-right leading to the return of the Ustase and murder him in cold blood. -
Somaliaball -When Somalia wants to become a powerful state again it becomes
Greater Somaliatangle, it will annex with its pirate powers
the successful seperatist,
the unsuccsessful one and
stolen territory back into its rightful placer and remove
terrorist with somalia's super cool pirate powers and help from the
Arab Leagueball. May even take in the most extreme cases, the eastern strip (to gain more access to the red sea)
Eritreaball,
Kenyaball as well as
Ethiopia's Sepratist Kebab's into his territoy(As puppet states)and let them join the
Arab Leagueball to make another Ethiopian Civil War and free
Palestineball (will also join
Arab Leagueball (even though
Saudi Arabiaball might not like it) so we join forces as arabs so
THE ULTIMATE ENEMY WILL DIE!!!!!! 
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South Koreaball - Becomes
South Koreatangle. Attempts to Anschluss's
North Koreaball. and Jiandaoball becoming a
United Koreaball.
South Africaball - Anschlusses
Namibiaball and later
Lesothoball and
Eswatiniball for clay to form the
Union of South Africatangle.-
Spainball - Anschlusses all of its ex-colonies (
Mexicoball &
Argentinaball being the hardest to get, including all of western
USAball) to form the
Spanish Empiretangleand/or also anschlusses
Andorraball,
Portugalball and possibly
Brazilball and all of the remaining Portuguese ex-colonies to form the
Iberian Unionball. -
Sri Lankaball becomes Ceylonball and anchlusses India, Maldives, Nepal, Bhutan, half of China, Myanmar, Bangladesh, and even Thailand if he's lucky enough -
Sudanball becomes
Sudan Empiretangleand anschlusses Bir Tawil,
South Sudanball,
Eritreaball, and
Djiboutiball. Will also remove protesters in the process.
Swedenball- Becomes the
Börksphereor
Swedish Börktangle. Anschlusses
Finlandball,
Estoniaball,
Latviaball and
Saint Petersburgball to relive his imperial glory, spreading Minecraft throughout the World. He'll also colonize
Indiaball and blow up the T-Series H.Q. Will also blow up Cocomelon H.Q to retain 2nd place.
Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with
Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself, ruining the chance of spreading Minecraft. ...wait a minute, they lost last time. Uh oh, Poland. Watch out!Switzerlandball - becomes the
Swiss Confederationtangleand takes over
Liechtensteinball before revealing he took off his neutrality and conquering
Austr- HOLY CRAP, HE JUST TOOK OVER
Franceball AND
Germanyball ENTIRELY! He also got
Liechtensteinball. Wow good lord he will go neutral after... Syriaball - Anschlusses southeast
Turkeyball,
Cyprusball,
Lebanonball,
Israelcube,
Palestineball,
Egyptball, north
Sudanball,
Iraqball,
Kuwaitball, north
Saudi Arabiaball and western
Iranball to form the
Neo-Assyriatangle.-
Thailandball - Anschlusses
Laosball and becomes The Kingdom of Thailand under a reunified Tai-Kadai Kingdomtangle -
Transnistriaball - Becomes
Transnistriawormto fight for his independence against his
Opressor. He will then join with
Russiaball to create
Sovet Uniontangle. Together, they will anschluss
Ukraineball and conquer all of Eastern Europe!
Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with
Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth in order to defend himself.
Tringapore - Becomes
Singapyramidand anschlusses all members of
ASEANball,
Australiaball,
New Zealandball and the Malaysian community. Also plans to anschluss East Asian areas like
Hong Kongball and
Chinaball, while not dealing on anschlussing
Taiwa-OH SHIT HE JUST ANSCHLUSSED HONG KONG!!!!-
Tongaball - Becomes
Tu'itangleAnschlusses
Tuvaluball,
Fijiball,
Hawaiiball,
Nauruball, Wallis and Futunaball, part of
Solomon Islandsball,
Kiribatiball, and
Samoaball, as well as all three dependencies
of
New Zealandball. -
Turkeyball - Becomes
OttomantangleAnschlusses
Syriaball,
Iraqball,
Lebanonball,
Israelcube,
Jordanball
Saudi Arabiaball, all Cypriot island,
Kuwaitball,
Bulgariaball,
Greeceball,
Albaniaball
all of the north afircan countries
Somaliaball,
Djiboutiball and
Macedoniaball Also removes
Areniaball, and turns
Romaniaball and possibly
Moldovaball into vassal states.
Polandball or Lithuania however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with
Lithuaniaball/Polandball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthtanglein order to defend himself destroying the Turks once and for all.
Croatiaball will not be provoked because he will revert into far-right leading to the return of the Ustase. -
Ugandaball - Finally finds da wae and follows it to become
Ugandatangle. Removes all
homosex and Ugandan Knuckles from his clay and the respective clays of all other East African states bordering his by anschlussing them. He'll also abduct
Israelcube and lock him up in Entebbe airport -
UKball - Becomes the
Britangle. Anschlusses all ex-colonies (
USAball being the hardest to get) and blows up
Sealandball. After that moment, he goes to Asia and attacks
Chinaball for establishing the national security law on
Hong Kongball. Hongkongers want annexation so the British and the Chinese signed the "Sino-British Split Declaration" which is a treaty to legally anschluss Hong Kong as a British Dependent Territory for 40 years. After 40 years, Hong Kong will be successfully independent as a sovereign state under the official name
Commonwealth of Hong Kong. -
Ukraineball - With the help of Volodomor Zelensky. Ukraine begins to unleash his making Ukraine Great AGAIN! Ukraine will declare war on
Crimeaball,
Belarusball and
this guy of course. Allies with Poland or even marries her. -
Uruguayball - Anschlusses
Sulball and revenge to
Oregonball for Homer Simpson calling him U R Gay
USAball - Uses the
Manifest Destiny to get more land and becomes
Muricatangle. He will do the following: Destroy
Justin Trudeau, Annex
Greenlandball,
Cubaball,
Mexicoball,
Icelandball,
Bahamasball,
Liberiaball and all of the Trust Territories. May also anschluss
Saint Pierre and Miquelonball,
Bermudatriangle,
Turks and Caicosball,
Cayman Islandball,
Jamaicaball,
British Virgin Islandsball,
Guatemalaball,
Japanball,
North Koreaball,
South Koreaball,
Iraqball,
Afghanistanball,
Philippinesball and
Belizeball. Will also remove all
3balls, beat up the
commies, spread freedom and obesity democracy, nuke
North Koreaball, deport all
Mexicans, remove all
jihadists, try as hard as he can to engage
Chinaball in a trade war, and build a
glorious wall in the process. But China might retaliate with the Coronavirus he put on the Cruiseships.-
Vaticanball - Anschlusses all
Catholic countries and becomes
Christangle.He will then attempt to unite all Christian countries so that he can into one last Crusade to remove
jihad,
homosex,
Satanism, blasphemy, abortion and heresy from the face of the Earth.
Polandball (Catholic nation) however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with
Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself which Catholicism vs Catholicism would turn ugly with Pope Francis being attacked by Polish rioters both figuratively and very literally.
Croatiaball (another Catholic) will not be provoked either because he will revert into far-right leading to the return of the Ustase. Venezuelaball - Anschluss
Colombiaball became
Second Republic of Maduroreichand expand to
Guyanaball,
Ecuadorball,
Costa Ricaball, &
Panamaball after then he going to plan to Destroying
USAball and
NATOball and Removing Juan Guaido so makes Nicolas Maduro Happy.-
Vietnamball - Becomes . Anschlusses
Dai Vietangle
Cambodiaball,
Laosball becoming
the Socialist Republic of Indochina. May also decide to re-humiliate
USAball in the process. BUT BE CAREFUL OF China's Coronavirus... But now it becomes VMA anschlussChannel and contacts with Scary Teacher 3D and soon it tortures and removes Nick and Tani from Scary Teacher 3D, making Mrs. T un-scary. -
Virginiaball - Becomes
The Old Dominiontangle. Anschlusses
West Virginiaball and
Kentuckyball. He also anschlusses
the tyrant as well. Vanuatuball - become
Second Republic of Francevilleanschluss
Solomon Islandsball,
Australiaball,
New Caledoniaball, and
Fijiball and Forget need anscluss
West Papuaball From
Indonesiaball.
Space Anschluss
🌌 Andromedaball - Anschlusses 🌌 Milky Wayball to become 🌌Milkomedaball
6ball - Anschlusses
Earthball and other planets.-
Black Holeball becomes Black Holetangle to Anschluss planets, stars, etc. -
Supermassive Black Holeball becomes Supermassive Black Holetangle to Anschluss planets, stars, etc.
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