Anschluss

Anschluss zeit

Guten tag, Polen...

𝙰𝚗𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚕𝚞𝚜𝚜 🔊 ( anschluss, or anschluß ) (Which translates to annexation or connection) is a running gag in the Sound of Music Polandball universe used to describe a countryball becoming a rectangle with small eyes (the "Anschluss eyes") before proceeding to invade and/or annex another countryball. The gag is also used in mapping.

Historically, it refers to the Nazi-icon.png Nazi annexation of Austria-icon.png Austriaball in the year 1938. The most common example of this is Germany-icon.png Germanyball becoming ReichTime.pngReichtangle. Anschluss can also be used to describe a country dominaball withnce in a certain skill.

Countryballs usually say Anschluss in a typewriter font like Courier New. The phrase is infrequently followed by zeit (meaning 'time').

Anschlussed countryballs don't die. Anschlussed countryballs are wrapped somewhere inside the body of the countryball thathad anschlussed them. From time to time these countryballs revolt from inside the body in an attempt to gain freedom or they are rescued by another countryball that infiltrated in the body of whoever captured them. When that happens, the countrytangle begins to regress back to its normal form. This process is known as Balkanization.

There are anschluss forms for other countries, though not all of them are necessarily rectangles; some, like Singapore-icon.png Tringapore, become pyramids or cones while others like Kazakhstan-icon.png Kazakhbrick and Nepal-icon.png NepalRawr become sawruses and squares respectively. And Israel-icon.png Israelcube, because of Jewish physics, becomes a four-dimensional tesseract, the only such countryball which breaks the rule against countryballs being higher than two-dimensional. Anschluss form is one of the few exceptions to the rule against countryballs not being any other shapes than a ball. Some countryballs have more than one anschluss form, notably Chile-icon.png Chileball, who can turn into a Chileworm.gif worm.

Countryballs' Anschluss modes

For others see here

  • African Union-icon.png African Unionball - Unites all 8-icon.png 8balls (except western sahara) and in his clay to become  African Union-icon (tangle).png African Uniontangle. He will remove civil war and poverty from his clay and will become a powerful superpower to rival the China-icon.png Russia-icon.png USA-icon.png other three superpowers. If he feels particularly vengeful for slavery, he may instead decide to anschluss them as payback.  Poland-icon.png Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball and becoming the  Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth in order to defend himself ruining African chance of domination so WATCH OUT AFRICA! You don't want Hussars in Africa.
  • Alaska-icon.png Alaskaball - With the adoption of anchluss Politics. The Alaskans declare themselves to be the best state of America and unites the Population to become the Alaskan Republicsphere . He will then proceed to remove  JustinTrudeau-icon.png Justin Trudeau for being weak, adopt Rightwing Conservative ideology and proceed then to sign an agreement wiyth Greenland-icon.png Greenlandball by forcing him to man up and join him, before removing Communism-icon.png communist China, and political correctness from the clays of all Denmark-icon.png Faroe-icon.png Finland-icon.png Iceland-icon.png Norway-icon.png Sweden-icon.png Nordicballs turning them into Nordic allies. Afterward, Antarctica-icon.png Antarcticaball and Argentine Antarctica-icon.png Australian Antarctica-icon.png British Antarctica-icon.png Chilean Antarctica-icon.png French Southern and Antarctic Lands-icon.png Ross Dependency-icon.png Peter I Island-icon.png all currently active international territorial claims on his clay will be anschlussed as well, enabling Alaskasphere to dominate both poles of the Earth. He will follow ANCHLUSS POLICY OF ANCHLUSS FOR THE WORLD. THIS IS ALL FOR YOU, DAD! RussianEmpire-icon.png
  • Arab League-icon.png Arab Leagueball - Unites all Arab countries to become United States of Arabiatangle. If he eliminates Israel-icon.png Israelcube, gets rid of sectarian and tribal divides and solves ethnic and religious problems, he will revive pan-Arabism. If he doesn't unite Arab countries to become United States of Arabiatangle, he will become Arab Uniontangle similar to EU-icon.png EUball.

Space Anschluss

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