Anschluss zeit
Guten tag, Polen...

𝙰𝚗𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚕𝚞𝚜𝚜 🔊 ( anschluss, or anschluß ) (Which translates to annexation or connection) is a running gag in the Sound of Music Polandball universe used to describe a countryball becoming a rectangle with small eyes (the "Anschluss eyes") before proceeding to invade and/or annex another countryball. The gag is also used in mapping.

Historically, it refers to the Nazi-icon.png Nazi annexation of Austria-icon.png Austriaball in the year 1938. The most common example of this is Germany-icon.png Germanyball becoming ReichTime.png Reichtangle. Anschluss can also be used to describe a country dominaball withnce in a certain skill.

Countryballs usually say Anschluss in a typewriter font like Courier New. The phrase is infrequently followed by zeit (meaning 'time').

Anschlussed countryballs don't die. Anschlussed countryballs are wrapped somewhere inside the body of the countryball that anschlussed them. From time to time these countryballs revolt from inside the body in an attempt to gain freedom or they are rescued by another countryball that infiltrated in the body of whoever captured them. When that happens, the countrytangle begins to regress back to its normal form. This process is known as Balkanization.

There are anschluss forms for other countries, though not all of them are necessarily rectangles; some, like Singapore-icon.png Tringapore, become pyramids or cones while others like Kazakhstan-icon.png Kazakhbrick and Nepal-icon.png NepalRawr become sawruses and squares respectively. And Israel-icon.png Israelcube, because of Jewish physics, becomes a four-dimensional tesseract, the only such countryball which breaks the rule against countryballs being higher than two-dimensional. Anschluss form is one of the few exceptions to the rule against countryballs not being any other shapes than a ball. Some countryballs have more than one anschluss form, notably Chile-icon.png Chileball, who can turn into a Chileworm.gif worm.

Countryballs' Anschluss modes

For others see here

  • African Union-icon.png African Unionball - Unites all 8-icon.png 8balls (except western sahara) and in his clay to become African Union-icon (tangle).png African Uniontangle. He will remove civil war and poverty from his clay and will become a powerful superpower to rival the China-icon.pngRussia-icon.pngUSA-icon.png other three superpowers. If he feels particularly vengeful for slavery, he may instead decide to anschluss them as payback. Poland-icon.png Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball and becoming the Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth in order to defend himself ruining African chance of domination so WATCH OUT AFRICA! You don't want Hussars in Africa.
  • Alaska-icon.png Alaskaball - With the adoption of Joe Biden Politics. The Alaskans declare themselves to be the best state of America and unites the Population to become the Alaskan Republicsphere . He will then proceed to remove JustinTrudeau-icon.png Justin Trudeau for being weak, adopt Rightwing Conservative ideology and proceed then to sign an agreement wiyth Greenland-icon.png Greenlandball by forcing him to man up and join him, before removing Communism-icon.png communist China, and political correctness from the clays of all Denmark-icon.pngFaroe-icon.pngFinland-icon.pngIceland-icon.pngNorway-icon.pngSweden-icon.png Nordicballs turning them into Nordic allies. Afterward, Antarctica-icon.png Antarcticaball and Argentine Antarctica-icon.pngAustralian Antarctica-icon.pngBritish Antarctica-icon.pngChilean Antarctica-icon.pngFrench Southern and Antarctic Lands-icon.pngRoss Dependency-icon.pngPeter I Island-icon.png all currently active international territorial claims on his clay will be anschlussed as well, enabling Alaskasphere to dominate both poles of the Earth. He will follow JOE BIDENS POLICY OF FREEDOM FOR THE WORLD. THIS IS ALL FOR YOU, DAD! RussianEmpire-icon.png
  • Arab League-icon.png Arab Leagueball - Unites all Arab countries to become United States of Arabiatangle. If he eliminates Israel-icon.png Israelcube, gets rid of sectarian and tribal divides and solves ethnic and religious problems, he will revive pan-Arabism. If he doesn't unite Arab countries to become United States of Arabiatangle, he will become Arab Uniontangle similar to EU-icon.png EUball.
  • OIC-icon.png OICball - Unites all Islamic countries to become Caliphatetangle. If he removes ISIS-icon.png jihad from his clay, he will become a superpower unto himself built on oil unless he reaches peak oil. If he doesn't remove jihad, he will become ISIS-icon (tangle).png ISIStangle and declare a holy war on all Christian countryballs with the ultimate goal of destroying EU-icon.png EUball, USA-icon.png USAball and other Western countries. Poland-icon.png Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball and becoming the Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth in order to defend himself. If he tries this with Russia-icon.png Russiaball it will result in him becoming Russian Empire-icon (tangle).png Russian Empiretangle to purge all kebab from his clay. This may also cause Mongolia-icon.png Mongoliaball to become Mongolia-icon (tangle).png Mongolian Empiretangle, Kazakhstan-icon.png Kazakhbrick to become Khanate of Kazakh-icon.png Kazakh Khanatesquare, and Croatia-icon.png Croatiaball to revert into Ustase. Together these empires will team up to re-ravage all Middle Eastern territories to remove jihad. So he had better play his cards carefully, or he will end up being completely removed from the face of the earth.
  • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - Becomes Argentinetangle-icon.png Second Argentine Confederationtangle. Argentinetangle-icon.png Argie uses it's new MAZORCA POWER to remove Paraguay-icon.png Paraguayball, Uruguay-icon.png Uruguayball, Falklands-icon.png Falklandsball, Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball, Chile-icon.png Chileball, Equatorial Guinea-icon.png Equatorial Guineaball and Brazil-icon.png Brazilball by anschlussing, makes Peru-icon.png Peruball a Protectorate of Peru-icon.png Protectorate and invades the Central American countries to create the puppet state of Federal Republic of Central America-icon.png Central Americaball. The Anschluss of Equatorial Guinea-icon.png Equatorial Guineaball might result in the African Union-icon.png African Unionball becoming the  African Union-icon (tangle).png African Uniontangle and Argentinetangle-icon.png Argie easily defeating them because of it's whiteness. After this she will anschluss UK-icon.png UKball to be full european and join EU-icon.png EUball but NATO-icon.png NATOball will defend the UK-icon.png UK, resulting in Argentinetangle-icon.png Argie removing the NATO-icon.png NATO members and the anschluss of California-icon.png Californiaball and removing Israel-icon.png Israelcube into extinction because Argie is a Nazi. Poland-icon.png Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball and becoming the Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth in order to defend himself.
  • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - Grows up and begins to reunite with Artsakh-icon.png Artsakhball, Javakhetiball and attack Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball, some part of Iran-icon.png Iranball, Iraq-icon.png Iraqball, Israel-icon.png Israelcube, Palestine-icon.png Palestineball, Lebanon-icon.png Lebanonball, Syria-icon.png Syriaball, some part of Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball. But he might want to watch out for  Soviet Union-icon.png this guy...
  • Austria-icon.png Austriaball - Becomes another kingdom and ally with Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball and begins diplomatic relations Italy-icon.png Italyball, Czech-icon.png Czechiaball, Slovakia-icon.png Slovakiaball, Transylvania-icon.png Transylvania region of Romania-icon.png Romaniaball, Slovenia-icon.png Sloveniaball,  and north Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball to become AustriaHungarytangle-icon.png Republic of Austria-Hungary. Would 100% ally with Germany ( an awake Reichtangle) or even join him to combat Poland. But unfortunately it might not work because Poland-icon.png Polandball will join with Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball and become the Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth in order to defend himself resulting in something pretty ugly. Croatia-icon.png Croatiaball will not be provoked because he will revert into far-right leading to the return of the Ustase and attack and destroy Austria to the curb.
  • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - Becomes Commonwealth of Australia and anschlusses all of the Pacific islands, allies with New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball and Papua New Guinea-icon.png Papua New Guineaball.
  • Basque-icon.png Basqueball - With the aid of his 6-icon.png 6ball brethren, Basqueball undergoes a radical internal reconstruction to become Euskara-UFO-icon.pngEuskaraUFO. He will then proceed to unite all Basque territories, removing paella, kebab and baguette from his clay and the respective clays of his new Basque states. Spain-icon.png Spainball to holocaust all Basqueballs in her clay. In response, he will unite with Catalan Republic-icon.png Cataloniaball, causing him to become Catalan Republic-icon (tangle).png Catalan Republictangle, after which both will take out their revenge on Spainball and France-icon.png surrender monkey Franceball. When all scores have been settled and favors repaid, EuskaraUFO will bid Catalan Republictangle adieu, finally ascending into space to reunite with his intergalactic brethren.
  • Belarus-icon.png Belarusball - Ukraine is attacked for hating Russia. Russia and the GBEtangle unite to form the Soviet Uniontangle.
  • Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball - Anschlusses Chile-icon.png Chileball to get his sea.
  • Bosnia-icon.png Bosniaball - Becomes the Republic of Bosnia and unites with Croatia-icon.png Croatiaball to become a valuable NATO state. Goes to war with Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball for obvious reasons.. Albania and Kosovo will become true allies with Bosnia, and he soon gains the momentum to become a far-right state known as the Federation of Bosnia. A state that removes Serbs. The Croats revert into Ustase, dragging Bosnia with him.
  • Brazil-icon.png Brazilball – becomes Braziltangle-icon.png Huetangle and hues his way to victory. Anschlusses all of South America and probably Panama-icon.png Panamaball and Costa Rica-icon.png Costa Ricaball. However, following that, he heads to Portugal-icon.png Portugalball and force the Portuguese to accept the Brazilians as their only ally. Then he takes everyone to Brazil against their will.
  • Brunei-icon.png Bruneiball - Becomes Empire of Sultan Bolkiah reich anschluss Sarawak-icon.png Sarawakball.
  • Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball - In order to become a powerful state, Bulgaria becomes a Pro Russian state and begins a series of mobilization. Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball, Greece-icon.png Greeceball and Turkeyball will be on alert. Croatia-icon.png Croatiaball meanwhile will revert into far-right leading to the return of the Ustase.
  • Cambodia-icon.png Cambodiaball - becomes Khmertangle-icon.png Khmertangle and rides elephant to victory.
  • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Becomes Canada-icon (tangle).png the Commonwealth of Canada and begins to unleash his Canadian Powers by spreading maple syrup, hockey and poutine. He begins his multicultural policy by forcibly demanding Alaska-icon.png Alaskaball, Greenland-icon.png Greenlandball, Iceland-icon.png Icelandball to sign an agreement with him. Since Trudeau is re-elected with a minority government, Canadaball will need approval from the conservatives or the NDP. If Trudeau is kicked out in a No-Confidence motion, the Conservatives will remove Trudeau for being an idiot. However if Trudeau fails to convince Alaskaball to submit to his demands., USAball will cause Alaskaball to turn into Russian America-icon.png Tsardom of Alaskasphere in order to defend himself. and proceed to mercilessly kill JustinTrudeau-icon.png Justin Trudeau and have the Conservatives take over. In any case, Canadaball will 100% NOT apologize for any destruction caused during this process.  Canada shall do whatever it takes to protect the Niagara Falls from American influence and to intimidate and BLAME China FOR COVID
  • Catalonia-icon.png Cataloniaball - Finally breaks free of Spain-icon.png Spainball's control, uniting all Catalan countries and Andorra-icon.png  Andorraball to remove paella from his clay and become Catalan Republic-icon (tangle).png Catalan Republictangle. In response to this Spainball will go completely berserk and attempt to holocaust all Cataloniaballs in her clay. Catalan Republictangle will join forces with Basque-icon.png Basqueball in retaliation, causing Basqueball to become Euskara-UFO-icon.pngEuskaraUFO in the process, and together they will take out their revenge on Spain-icon.png Spainball and France-icon.png Franceball, which may result in them anschlussing some of their territories.
  • Chile-icon.png Chileball - Becomes Chileworm.gif Chileworm and takes all the coasts and anschlusses Peru-icon.png Peruball, Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball or also Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball. If he anschlusses Boliviaball, then he will (kinda) get his coast back which means he can into sea again. Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with her will result in her joining up with Poland-icon.png Polandball and becoming the Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth in order to defend himself. Croatia-icon.png Croatiaball will not be provoked either because he will revert into far-right leading to the return of the Ustase.
  • China-icon.png Taiwan-icon.png Chinaballs - See below for seperate Chinese anschluss modes.
  • China-icon.png Chinaball (People's Republic) - Becomes the United China-icon (tangle).png People's Republic of CHINA and begins to use the world's Huawei cellphone to hack into every nation who has a bad relationship with either China or Russia. China then focuses on PLAN 2. Since the Chinese do not rely on gaining territory, he will focus on anchlussing their economy that they will eventually fall and their people will starve. He will get all the G20 members shocked by becoming so popular that he will take control of the world's stock markets and economy. He will ensure that both the economies of  Taiwan-icon.png TaiwanballMongolia-icon.png Mongoliaball, Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball, Thailand-icon.png Thailandball, Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball, Laos-icon.png Laosball, Cambodia-icon.png Cambodiaball, Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball, Singapore-icon.png Tringapore, Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball, Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball,Brunei-icon.png Bruneiball, East Timor-icon.png East Timorball, Palau-icon.png Palauball, Guam-icon.png Guamball, Northern Mariana Islands-icon.png Northern Mariana Islandsball, North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball, South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball and Japan-icon.png Japanball will be under his mercy. This will piss the EUROPEANS OFF BY imposing tariffs while being endorsed by Biden and the EU AGREES TO put a economic sanction on China. In any case it will start a massive Economic Recession and a GREAT DEPRESSION Who will win? Russia will 100% back China with its economic sanctions against those who disagree.IF ALL ABOVE FAILS. China will operate PLAN 3 and launch a Corona-Virus-based infection into any nation who hates him as mentioned above. Those who are under his list will be TOTALLY UNDER WUHAN'S Grip of Control. Croatia-icon.png Croatiaball will not be provoked because he will revert into far-right leading to the return of the Ustase and commit something far worse than Nanjing.
  • Taiwan-icon.png Chinaball (Republic, Taiwan) - Becomes Second United China-icon.png the Third Republic of China Second United China-icon.png and anschlusses China-icon.png PRCball, Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kongball, Macau-icon.png Macauball, Tuva-icon.png Tuvaball, Mongolia-icon.png Mongoliaball, Gorno-Badakhshan-icon.png Gorno-Badakhshanball and some parts of Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball. He will then go to war with Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball, Laos-icon.png Laosball and North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball, remove socialism there to revive the South Vietnam-icon.png Republic of Vietnamball, Kingdom of Laos-icon.png Kingdom of Laosball and reunite South Korea-icon.png Republic of Korea. The USA will support China as both nations are considered allies, he also improve his relationships with western and South-east Asian countries. Then he installs freedom and democracy over his clay...until a far-right party wins over 18% of the vote in the general elections.
  • Colombia-icon.png Colombiaball - Becomes Gran Colombia-icon (tangle).png Gran Colombiatangle and anchlusses Panama-icon.png Panamaball, Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball, Ecuador-icon.png Ecuadorball, north Loreto-icon.png Loretoball and northwest Amazonas-icon.png Amazonasball. May also anschluss Guyana-icon.png Guyanaball and Trinidad and Tobago-icon.png Trinidad and Tobagoball in the process.
  • Croatia-icon.png Croatiaball - Reverts into Ustase and allies with Bosnia. He then begins to unleash terror upon society by forcing NATO and UN to recognize the state as the only successor of Yugoslavia. He then declares a holy war against the Non-Catholics and pushes every state to recognize it as the only legitimate West, Central and Southern Slavic state that is no superior to Serbian. HOLY SHIT he just took out Bulgaria and Italy. Then he takes the Americas and Asia before destroying COVID-19 and defeating Chinaball.
  • Czech-icon.png Czechiaball - ally and fight with Slovakia-icon.png Slovakiaball to become Czechoslovakiatangle. He then proceeds to Remove the Communism-icon.png Commies and take out his revenge to Russia-icon.png Russiaball and Germany-icon.png Germanyball for 1939 and 1968.
  • CSA-icon.png CSAball - Finally breaks free of USA-icon.png USAball's control and unites all Alabama-icon.pngArkansas-icon.pngFlorida-icon.pngUS Georgia-icon.pngKentucky-icon.pngLouisiana-icon.pngMississippi-icon.pngNorthCarolina-icon.pngOklahoma-icon.pngSouthCarolina-icon.pngTennessee-icon.pngTexas-icon.pngWest Virginia-icon.pngVirginia-icon.png Southern stateballs to form the CSA-icon (soldier).png Dixiesphere. Takes out his revenge on USA-icon.png USAball by starting a second Civil War during which he will anschluss all CARICOM-icon.png Caribbean countryballs, Colombia-icon.png Colombiaball, Brazil-icon.png HUE Brazilball, Guyana-icon.png Guyanaball, Suriname-icon.png Surinameball, French Guyana-icon.png French Guianaball and Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball, removing Brazil-icon.png hue, Communism-icon.png communism, Turkey-icon.png kebab, LGBT-icon.png homosex , Rastafari-icon.png Rastafari and Jew-icon.png kosher in the process. After victory he will invade Africa and enslave all 8-icon.png 8balls and  (except for Liberia-icon.png  Liberiaball and Abyssinia-icon.png New Abyssinia )including those in his clay and the respective clays of the countries he anschlussed. If he fails to anschluss Africa fast enough then all African countryballs will unite with African Union-icon.png African Unionball, causing him to become African Union-icon (tangle).png African Uniontangle to defend himself. He will also commit genocide to all 3-icon.png 3balls
  • Cyprus-icon.png Cyprusball - Becomes United Republic of Cyprus-icon.png United Cyprustangle Anschlusses all of Cypriot island, including Northern Cyprus-icon.png Northern Cyprusball, removing kebab in the process before joining Greece-icon.png Greeceball.
  • Ecuador-icon.png Ecuadorball - Anschluss Peru!fpo

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