Anschluss 🔊 (or surprise anschluss, or anschluß polen) (Which translates to annexation or connection) is a running gag in the Polandball universe used to describe a countryball becoming a rectangle with small eyes (the "Anschluss eyes") before proceeding to invade and/or annex another countryball.
Historically, it refers to the Nazi annexation of Austria in 1938. The most common example of this is Germanyball becoming Reichtangle. Anschluss can also be used to describe a countryball with dominance in a certain skill.
Countryballs usually say Anschluss in a typewriter font like
Courier New. The phrase is infrequently followed by zeit (meaning 'time').
Anschlussed countryballs don't die. Anschlussed countryballs are wrapped somewhere inside the body of the countryball that anschlussed them. From time to time these countryballs revolt from inside the body in an attempt to gain freedom or they are rescued by another countryball that infiltrated in the body of whoever captured them. When that happens, the countrytangle begins to regress back to its normal form. This process is known as Balkanization.
There are anschluss forms for other countries, though not all of them are necessarily rectangles; some, like Tringapore, become pyramids or cones while others like Kazakhbrick and NepalRawr become sawruses and squares respectively. And Israelcube, because of Jewish physics, becomes a four-dimensional tesseract, the only such countryball (or cube, rather) which breaks the rule against countryballs being higher than two-dimensional. Anschluss form is one of the few exceptions to the rule against countryballs not being any other shapes than a ball. Some countryballs have more than one anschluss form, notably Chileball, who can turn into a worm.
Countryballs' anschluss modes
For others see here
- African Unionball - Unites all 8balls in his clay to become
African Uniontangle. He will remove civil war and poverty from his clay and become a powerful superpower to rival the other three superpowers. If he feels particularly vengeful for slavery, he may instead decide to anschluss them as payback. Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself ruining African chance of domination so WATCH OUT AFRICA! You don't want Hussars in Africa.
- Alaskaball -With the adoption of Trump's politics. The Alaskans declare themselves to be the best state of America and unites the Population to become the Alaskan Republicsphere . He will then proceed to remove Justin Trudeau for being weak, adopt Rightwing Conservative ideology and proceed then to sign an agreement wiyth Greenlandball by forcing him to man up and join him, before removing kebab, socialism, commie, and political correctness from the clays of all Nordicballs by forcibly uniting them into
Scandinaviatangleas his puppet and enforcer who will remove the aforementioned from the clays of other European countryalls as well. Afterward, Antarcticaball and all currently active international territorial claims on his clay will be anschlussed as well, enabling Alaskasphere to dominate both poles of the Earth. He will follow Donald Trump's policy Make USAball Great Again.
THIS IS ALL FOR YOU, DAD!
- Arab Leagueball - Unites all Arab countries to become
United States of Arabiatangle. If he eliminates Israelcube, gets rid of sectarian and tribal divides and solves ethnic and religious problems, he will revive pan-Arabism. If he doesn't unite Arab countries to become
United States of Arabiatangle, he will become
Arab Uniontanglesimilar to EUball.
- OICball - Unites all Islamic countries to become
Caliphatetangle. If he removes jihad from his clay, he will become a superpower unto himself built on oil
and slaveryunless he reaches peak oil. If he doesn't remove jihad, he will become
ISIStangleand declare a holy war on all Christian countryballs with the ultimate goal of destroying EUball, USAball and other Western countries. Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself. If he tries this with Russiaball it will result in him becoming
Russian Empiretangleto purge all kebab from his clay. This may also cause Mongoliaball to become
Mongolian Empiretangleand Kazakhbrick to become
Kazakh Khanatesquare, in which case they will team up to re-ravage all Middle Eastern territories to remove jihad. So he had better play his cards carefully, or he will end up being completely removed from the face of the earth.
- Argentinaball - Becomes
Second Argentine Confederationtangle. Removes Paraguayball, Uruguayball, Falklandsball, Boliviaball and possibly Chileball by anschlussing. If Boliviaball and Paraguayball are anschlussed, then they (kinda) can into sea again.
- Armeniaball - Grows up and begins to reunite with Artsakhball, Javakhetiball and attack Azerbaijanball, some part of Iranball, Iraqball, Israelcube, Palestineball, Lebanonball, Syriaball, some part of Turkeyball. But he might want to watch out for this guy...
- Austriaball - Becomes another kingdom and ally with Hungaryball and begins invading Italyball, Czechiaball, Slovakiaball, Transylvania region of Romaniaball, Sloveniaball, Croatiaball, Bosnia and Herzegovinaball and north Serbiaball to become
Austria-Hungarytangle. Would 100% ally with Germany ( an awake Reichtangle) or even join him to combat Poland. Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself resulting in something pretty ugly.
- Australiaball - Becomes
Australiatangleand anschlusses all of the Pacific islands, New Zealandball and Papua New Guineaball.
- Basqueball - With the aid of his 6ball brethren, Basqueball undergoes a radical internal reconstruction to become
EuskaraUFO. He will then proceed to unite all Basque territories, removing paella, kebab and baguette from his clay and the respective clays of his new Basque states. Spainball to holocaust all Basqueballs in her clay. In response, he will unite with Cataloniaball, causing him to become
Catalan Republictangle, after which both will take out their revenge on Spainball and
surrender monkeyFranceball. When all scores have been settled and favors repaid, EuskaraUFO will bid Catalan Republictangle adieu, finally ascending into space to reunite with his intergalactic brethren.
- Belarusball - Takes out the Baltic States to become
Great Belarusian Empiretangle. Then Ukraine is attacked for hating Russia. Russia and the GBEtangle
marryunite to form the
- Bosniaball - Unites with Croatiaball to become a valuable NATO state. Goes to war with Serbiaball for obvious reasons.. Albania and Kosovo will become true allies with Bosnia, and he soon gains the momentum to become a far-right state known as the Federation of Bosnia. A state that removes Serbs.
- Brazilball – becomes
Huetangleand hues his way to victory. Anschlusses all of South America and probably Panamaball and Costa Ricaball. However, following that, he heads to Portugalball and force the Portuguese to accept the Brazilians as their only ally.
- Bulgariaball - In order to become a powerful state, Bulgaria becomes a Pro Russian state and begins a series of mobilization. Serbiaball, Greeceball and Turkeyball will be on alert.
- Cambodiaball - becomes
Khmertangleand rides elephant to victory.
- Canadaball - Becomes
the Commonwealth of Canadaand begins to unleash his Canadian Powers by spreading maple syrup, hockey and poutine. He begins his multicultural policy by forcibly demanding Alaskaball, Greenlandball, Icelandball to sign an agreement with him. Since Trudeau is re-elected with a minority government, Canadaball will need approval from the conservatives or the NDP. If Trudeau is kicked out in a No-Confidence motion, the Conservatives will remove Trudeau for being an idiot. However if Trudeau fails to convince Alaskaball to submit to his demands., USAball will cause Alaskaball to turn into
Tsardom of Alaskaspherein order to defend himself. and proceed to mercilessly kill Justin Trudeau and have the Conservatives take over. In any case, Canadaball will 100% NOT apologize for any destruction caused during this process. Canada shall do whatever it takes to protect the Niagara Falls from American influence and to intimidate China with the Coronavirus situation
- Cataloniaball - Finally breaks free of Spainball's control, uniting all Catalan countries and Andorraball to remove paella from his clay and become
Catalan Republictangle. In response to this Spainball will go completely berserk and attempt to holocaust all Cataloniaballs in her clay. Catalan Republictangle will join forces with Basqueball in retaliation, causing Basqueball to become
EuskaraUFOin the process, and together they will take out their revenge on Spainball and Franceball, which may result in them anschlussing some of their territories.
- Chileball - Becomes
Chilewormand takes all the coasts and anschlusses Peruball, Boliviaball or also Argentinaball. If he anschlusses Boliviaball, then he will (kinda) get his coast back which means he can into sea again.
- Chinaball - Becomes the
People's Republic of Chinatangleand begins to use the world's Huawei cellphone to hack into every nation who has a bad relationship with either China or Russia. China then focuses on PLAN 2. Since the Chinese do not rely on gaining territory, he will focus on anchlussing their economy that they will eventually fall and their people will starve. He will get all the G20 members shocked by becoming so popular that he will take control of the world's stock markets and economy. He will ensure that both the economies of Taiwanball, Mongoliaball, Vietnamball, Thailandball, Myanmarball, Laosball, Cambodiaball, Malaysiaball, Tringapore, Indonesiaball, Philippinesball, Bruneiball, East Timorball, Palauball, Guamball, Northern Mariana Islandsball, North Koreaball, South Koreaball and Japanball will be under his mercy. This will piss the Americans off obviously with Trump imposing tariffs or even putting a economic sanction on China. In any case it will start a massive Economic Recession and a GREAT DEPRESSION Who will win? Russia will 100% back China with its economic sanctions against those who disagree.
IF ALL ABOVE FAILS. China will operate PLAN 3 and launch a Corona-Virus-based infection into any nation who hates him as mentioned above. Those who are under his list will be TOTALLY UNDER WUHAN'S Grip of Control.
- Colombiaball - Becomes
Gran Colombiatangleand anchlusses Panamaball, Venezuelaball and Ecuadorball. May also anschluss Guyanaball in the process.
- Croatiaball - Anschlusses Bosniaball and parts of Serbiaball and Montenegroball.
- CSAball - Finally breaks free of USAball's control and unites all Southern stateballs to become dixieland. Takes out his revenge on USAball by starting a second Civil War during which he will anschluss all Caribbean countryballs, Colombiaball,
HUEBrazilball, Guyanaball, Surinameball, French Guianaball and Venezuelaball, removing hue, communism, kebab, homosex and kosher in the process. After victory he will invade Africa and enslave all 8balls, including those in his clay and the respective clays of the countries he anschlussed. If he fails to anschluss Africa fast enough then all African countryballs will unite with African Unionball, causing him to become
African Uniontangleto defend himself.
- Cyprusball - Becomes
United CyprustangleAnschlusses all of Cypriot island, including Northern Cyprusball, removing kebab in the process before joining Greeceball.
- Ecuadorball - Anschlusses all equatorial countries don't ask how because its a secret.
- El Salvadorball - Becomes the
Salvatangleanschlussing the Conejo Island first, then Hondurasball to become a big country, and maybe other Central American Brothers to form a Greater Central Americaball. Will also remove All political parties who made an irrelevant countryball, making his alternative political party to be an relevant countryball in order to keep his people happy.
- Estoniaball - Becomes the
Nordic Estoniatangleand uses black magic to becomes a Nordic. Anschlusses East Narva and all the former Southern Estonian-speaking exclaves and joins Finlandball. Then tries to take Latviaball and Lithuaniaball. If Estonia is unsuccessful in anschlussing Lithuania, however, Lithuania will join with Polandball and become the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthtanglein order to defend itself resulting in the Finnish people being appalled. Poland will kick Estonia out and undo everything!
- Ethiopiaball - Restores the glorious House of Solomon
and becomes even olderto become the
Ethiopian Empiretangle. Anschlusses all East African countries bordering his clay, removing kebab, commies and homosex and spreading Rastafarianism, Christianity and Judaism in the process. Will later team up with Israelcube to remove jihad from his clay and take out his revenge on Italyball for invading Ethiopia in World War II.
- EUball - Becomes the
Merkelreichtangle. Anschlusses all European countries enclaved within the EU, starting with those that fail to pay their debts. Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself which could turn disastrous for the European people.
- Finlandball - Anschlusses Estoniaball and Kareliaball. If Estonia is anschlussed by Finland she will automatically into Nordic as she will become part of Finland, and may drag Latviaball and Lithuaniaball into Nordic with her. However, if she is unsuccessful in anschlussing Lithuania then he will join with Polandball and become the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself which would appall the Finnish people
- Floridaball - Becomes Walt Disneytangle. Anschlusses everyone in Earthball by controlling everyone with his Disney parks. Poland or Lithuania will not be anschlussed however because a provokation with EITHER will cause him to become the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself resulting in Disney being banned in the two countries.Yikes better watch out Florida because you don't want a fiction show to turn disastrous
- Franceball - Becomes the
Third Napoleonic French Empiretangle. Anschlusses Belgiumball, Netherlandsball, Luxembourgball, Switzerlandball, western Germanyball, Andorraball, Cataloniaball and northern Italyball. Turns Croatiaball, eastern Germanyball into satellite states. Also will anschluss former colonies such as Algeriaball, former territories of French West Africaball, French Equatorial Africaball, Vietnamball, Laosball, Cambodiaball, and Quebecball. Even if she is somehow beaten back she will NEVER surrender this time, fighting on until the very last man. Polandball or Lithuania however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuaniaball/Polandball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthtanglein order to defend himself ending Bonaparte's dream forever....
- Germanyball - Becomes
Reichtangle(Fourth Reich) anschlussing Austriaball, Alsaceball, Denmarkball, Luxembourgball, Netherlandsball, Belgiumball, Czechiaball, Liechtensteinball, Kaliningradball and possibly Sloveniaball, Switzerlandball and South Tyrolball. May anschluss Namibiaball during the process, and turn Slovakiaball into a vassal state. The Mittelafrika plan will also be re-enacted, thus allowing the Reich to anschluss central Africanballs such as DR Congoball and Cameroonball. The remainder of Franceball, Norwayball, Hungaryball, Croatiaball, Bosniaball, Serbiaball, Romaniaball, Moldovaball, Belarusball,, Latviaball and Ukraineball become puppet states. Poland or Lithuania will not be anschlussed however because a provokation with EITHER will cause him to become the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself, in which case an epic battle occurs. Germany or Poland?
- Georgiaball - Becomes a 🍑
peach. Anchlusses every state in USAball while they are distracted by his peach-flavored food. He will also decide to ally with Russia and together beat up the fake Sakartvelo Ball.
- Ghanaball - Unites with Ivory Coastball in order to form
Ashanti Empiretangleand anschlusses Togoball, Beninball and Burkina Fasoball. Might also Anschluss Englandball as revenge for being colonized previously. To secure not being recolonized, they might Anschluss Franceball just to be safe. However, any aggression with Polandball could force him to unite with Lithuaniaball and become the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthballin order to defend himself from the Ashanti Peoples.
- Greeceball- Becomes
Byzantinetangleand anschlusses Macedoniaball, Turkeyball, Cyprusball, Akrotiri and Dhekeliaball, Northern Cyprusball and Albaniaball and allies with Serbiaball. However, depending on which ancient Greek city-state you use, you may instead get
Spartan Empiretangleif you use Spartaball to summon the Byzantinetangle.
- Hawaiiball - Breaks free from USAball and becomes
Kingdom of Hawaiitangle. Anschlusses all 7balls in the Pacific and takes out her revenge on the USA for 1897, building a mighty navy and attacking the west coast of USAball's clay which may result in anschlussing Californiaball, Oregonball and Washingtonball. Will also take out her revenge on Japanball for Pearl Harbor and also remove North Koreaball for threatening her with nukes. Afterward she will spread aloha and surfing across the Pacific Rim. Will also take out her revenge on Canadaball for making Hawaiian pizza.
- Hungaryball - becomes Magyartangle
and attacks Slovakiaball for revenge. Retake the vampire Transylvaniaball, allies with Croatiaball, Bosniaball, Polandball so they don't call on NATO. Might even unite with Austriaball to form Austria-Hungarytangle or
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth to form Intermariumball.
- Icelandball - Anschlusses Faroe Islandsball.
- Indiaball - Anschlusses Pakistanball and Bangladeshball and becomes
Hindustangle. May also anschluss Sri Lankaball, NepalRawr, Bhutanball, Maldivesball and in the most extreme case, Myanmarball and Afghanistanball to become. India may also anschluss Swedenball as  T-Brick to finally beat Pewdiepie, meaning India would be an Asian country who actually manages to colonize a European country.
- Indonesiaball - Becomes
Majapahitangle. Anschlusses Malaysiaball, Tringapore, Bruneiball, East Timorball, and Philippinesball.
- Inuitball - With Conservative Canadaball Inuitball unites all Inuit tribes into a single unified nation known as
Arctic Empiretangle and becomes a powerful Territory of Canadaball. Anschlusses all Arctic countries and Antarcticaball before declaring war on the colonizers who occupied him. In this case he will remove the Liberals (Especially Trudeau) from Canadaball and suicide from Greenlandball, before removing kebab and commie. However, if Inuitball goes this route and anschlusses Alaskaball he may instead become
Tsardom of Alaskasphereas he may assimilate the firepower and technological prowess of USAball. Either way, Inuitball will end up anschlussing and holocausting the entire seal population of his new clay.
- Iranball - Anschlusses all stans ( Afghanistanball, Tajikistanball, Turkmenistanball, Uzbekistanball, Kyrgyzstanball, Pakistanball, Kazakhbrick), Azerbaijanball and Armeniaball to become the
Supreme Islamic Republic of Iran. He will then proceed to declare war on all the Arab States that don't like him...... Watch out Saudi Arabia... (There is also one tiny factor, Spartaball may rise up from the dead and kick him down a hole again!)
- Iraqball - Becomes
Neo-Assyriatangle. Anschlusses Syriaball, Lebanonball, Israelcube, Palestineball, Jordanball, Northwest Saudi Arabiaball, and Kuwaitball. If he is strong enough. He will declare war on Iranball.
- Irelandball - Anschlusses Northern Irelandball so he can finally solve the 26+6 equation.
- Israelcube - Anschlusses Palestineball and turns himeslf into a
Tesseractal Nation. If he teams up with Ethiopiaball, he will end up causing Ethiopia to become the
Ethiopian Empiretanglewhich will result in him anschlussing all West African countryballs bordering his clay.
- ISISball- Becomes
ISIStangleand blows up everyone, especially USAball, Russiaball, Israelcube, all EUball members, NATOball members and Saudi Arabiaball. Polandball or Lithuania however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuaniaball/Polandball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself removing the threat of ISIS. SO ISIS will 100% avoid Poland or Lithuania. But everyone else MUHAHAHA ALLAHU AKBAR (Explosion).
- Italyball- Becomes
Rometangleand anschlusses Portugalball, Spainball, Andorraball, Franceball, Sloveniaball, Switzerlandball, Croatiaball, Bosniaball, Albaniaball, Kosovoball, Montenegroball, Serbiaball, Greeceball, Bulgariaball, Romaniaball and Moldovaball. May also anschluss Libyaball, Ethiopiaball, Eritreaball , Somaliaball , Egyptball, and Tunisiaball and to the most extreme case, would anschluss Asia Minor. Polandball or Lithuania however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuaniaball/Polandball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself making Italy shocked.
- Japanball - Becomes the Japanese Empire and launches a new era of Japanese Pro-Conservative Kawaii based Imperialism. Anschlusses South Koreaball, North Koreaball, Taiwanball, and coastal territories of Southeast Asia including Vietnamball, Laosball, Cambodiaball, Thailandball, Myanmarball, Malaysiaball, Bruneiball, Tringapore, Indonesiaball, East Timorball, but possibly want to avoid any other Pro-American countries Pearl Harbour Philippinesball,and Darwinball. as Japan may want to becareful with Trump and remain friendly with him.. The Main Reason why China is not on his list is because he is not dumb and stupid enough to let his men get infected with the Covid-19. But all others bow to the resurrected Rising Sun!
- Kazakhbrick - Becomes the
Kazakh Khanatesquare. Allies with Russiaball. Anschlusses the other Stans except Kyrgyzstan and would totally ally with Mongoliaball turning him into the
Mongolian Empire. After which they will both gang up on the world and cause the Mongolian Golden Horde to rise up again!!
- Kentuckyball - Becomes 🍗 KFC. He makes USAball obese and then destroys the Democrats inside him!
- Lithuaniaball - Unites with one and only great country Polandball and becomes the
- Macedoniaball - Become
Macedontangle. Anschlusses part of Bulgariaball, Greeceball, Turkeyball, Egyptball, Iranball, Iraqball, Syriaball, Kuwaitball, Afghanistanball, Pakistanball and a part of Indiaball. And, he becomes a superpower. Allies with Serbia and Russia.
- Malaysiaball - Becomes
Malaysiatangle. Anschlusses Philippinesball, Tringapore, Bruneiball, Indonesian part of Borneo, Sumatra and Pattani region to all Thailandball.
- Mexicoball - Becomes
Aztec Empiretangle. Anschlusses Californiaball, New Mexicoball, Texasball, Arizonaball, Nevadaball and all Central America (You can keep Utahball, Gringo, but they are mine!)
- Minnesotaball - Becomes
fakeVikingtangle. Anschlusses Isle Royale from Michigancube and gets back all the clay it had as a territory, forcing western North Dakotaball and South Dakotaball to merge into one state (assuming Nicetangle doesn't just anschluss the rest of the Dakotas.) He also fights cheesehead and anyone who doesn't call carbonated soft drinks "pop."
- Mongoliaball - Becomes
Mongolian Empiretangle and unleashes terror across the world. He teams up withKazakhbrick and Russiaball, and together anschluss, South Koreaball, North Koreaball, Myanmarball. Then the Triple Empires turn Iranball, Afghanistanball, Tajikistanball, Turkmenistanball, Uzbekistanball, Kyrgyzstanball, western Pakistanball, Azerbaijanball, Armeniaball, Iraqball, Turkeyball, Georgiaball, the remainder of Ukraineball and Moldovaball into Khanates. Alaskaball however will not be anschlussed or puppeted because a direct fight with him will cause him to turn into
Tsardom of Alaskasphereto defend himself. In any case, we can safely assume that he will remove Kim family from the Korean Peninsula along with any threat of North Koreaball ever can into nuking him, his Western allies or the rest of Asia. Polandball or Lithuania however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuaniaball/Polandball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthtanglein order to defend himself ending Mongolia's Dream Forever. China will also not this time be on his list as he does not want the Coronavirus to destroy his empire. So he will have to go through Russian territory into East Asia…..
- Moroccoball - Becomes Moroccotangle Anschlusses Western Saharaball, Ceutaball, Melillaball and Andalusiaball.
- NATOball - Anschlusses all European countries, all North American countries, and all major non-NATO allies. And kills  Putin. Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself causing NATO to back down.
- Netherlandsball - Anschlusses Belgiumball, Indonesiaball, all 7balls, Surinameball, South Africaball and Luxembourgball becoming the
- New Zealandball - becomes
New Zeatangleby regaining its sunken clay (including Norfolk Islandball)
- Nordicballs - Blanda upp in
Scandinaviatangle and become the most peaceful country ever.
- North Koreaball - Turns into
True Koreatangleand attempts to anschluss South Koreaball to form a reunified juche Korea and nukes everyone in the world
if his button is working. Polandball or Lithuaniaball will however be an exception because if any of North Korea’s nuke hits their clay, they will both join together to become the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend themselves causing North Korea to be nuked and eradicated from Earth and gets colonized by them.
- Northern Cyprusball - Becomes True Cyprustangle. Anschlusses all of Cypriot island, removing all gyro in the process.
- Pakistanball - becomes
Mughaltangle, gets Kashmir and anschlusses Indiaball and practically the rest of Southeast As- Holy! Did he really just singlehandely take all of Southeast Asia?! Anyways, he makes Mrs. T the Anschlusser to remove
all kinds of gamesNick and Tani at all cost. But soon, there will be Venomish kebab bodyguards , Daciaman, Life of Boris, Niko Bellic, Other Brother, Sibling of Z & K and REICH will be added to the game Scary Teacher 3D.
- Palestineball - becomes independent and anschlusses Israelcube
and Jordanballto become
- Peruball - becomes
Inca Empiretangleand anschlusses all of Ecuadorball, Colombiaball, Chileball, Boliviaball, Paraguayball, Argentinaball, Uruguayball, Some antarctic territories, Acreball, Venezuelaball, Falklandsball, South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islandsball then proceeds to win every Football Cup possible, after that he anschlusses New Zealandball, Australiaball, Papua New Guineaball, Indonesiaball, Philippinesball and Japanball, and the eastern parts of every country in Asia like what he did to Ecuadorball in 1941. After using all of his power on the annexations, Raleighball, Monsball and Aerican Empireball join him, with this new power, he fully defeats Shining Pathball and every communist rebellion in his clay. When victorious, he just sits in his sofa, turns on his cable TV and decides to watch the new Ampay in Canal 2, Latina, along with some Doña Pepa snacks. ¡La vida es buena!
- Polandball - Unites with one and only great country Lithuaniaball and becomes the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth. Begins to sing Hej Sokoly to victory. Ukraine will 100% love and marry Poland in the process. Will also anschluss Belarusball, Latviaball, Southern Estoniaball, Germanyball, Kaliningradball and other provinces of Russiaball, Austriaball, South Tyrolball, Czechiaball and Slovakiaball,
snap half of Cameroonball into Poland,Crimeaball, Trinidad and Tobagoball, Gambiaball, Corsicaball, Sardiniaball, Illinoisball, Manitobaball, Wisconsinball, Michigancube, parts of Greeceball, Western Italyball, FLAG STEALER! and then anschlusses Hungaryball with Black Pantherball and 8balls. Then Poland gets sweet revenge on UKball by anschlussing all his former colonies to rule the worldand anschlusses Alsace-Lorraineball, Normandyball, and UKball(who is now the plumber?). He will also capture Moscowball and split Russiaball with America controlling the east side of Russia and Turkestan to get revenge on Russia about what have done to him and Lithuania in the past causing Russia to lose all his hope to the two sides. Poland STRONK! DEATH TO RUSSIAN AGGRESSION
- Portugalball - Anschlusses all its ex-colonies to form the
- Philippinesball- Anschlusses all of ASEANball members, Palauball, Taiwanball and turns into
KKKtangle. He can also into
Fourth Philippine Republictangleand Anschluss Drug Dealers, Drug users, communists and rebels, criminals, his step-cousin, polluters, illegal loggers, smoke belchers and undeveloped communityballs in order to establish developed yet modernized cities with fully disciplined community residents in his clay. He can also into Luzon Empiretangle and anschluss Chinaball. Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself by freeing all Drug Dealers, Drug users, communists, rebels, criminals, Kosovoball, polluters, illegal loggers, smoke belchers, undeveloped communityballs, ASEANball members, Palauball, and Taiwa- OH FUCK, HE JUST ANSCHLUSS CHINABALL!
- Romaniaball - Becomes the
Dacian Empiresphere of the AllMighty Emperor BUREBISTA.He anschlusses Bulgariaball, Ukraineball, Moldovaball, Czechiaball, Slovakiaball Southern Germanyball,and small parts in Greeceball, Turkeyball, Bosniaball, Croatiaball, Sloveniaball, Austriaball, Belarusball, Macedoniaball and tiny parts in Italyball. Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself ending the Burebista Dacian Empire's Dream forever. Romania will ally with, Serbiaball
- Russiaball - Becomes
Soviet Uniontangleand turns into Communist (alternatively may become
Russian Empiretangle). He creates a Tripartite Alliance with Kazakhstan, Mongolia, and China regardless of political stance to create the most terrifying PACT IN THE GLOBE. He proceeds to strike Port Elizabethball,
Port Rossball,North Koreaball and South Koreaball Ukraineball, Belarusball, Finlandball, Estoniaball, Latviaball, Alyaskaball, Armeniaball, Azerbaijanball, Moldovaball, Romaniaball, Bulgariaball, Uzbekistanball, Kyrgyzstanball, Turkmenistanball, Georgiaball, Tajikistanball and Afghanistanball. Polandball or Lithuania will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with them will result them to turn into the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend themselves cause Russia to lose Moscow and all their hope to conquer the world. BUT CHINA AND MONGOLIA WILL AVENGE RUSSIA. The Coronavirus will also benefit Russian aggression.
- Sealandball - Uses black magic in order to get monies and relevance and becomes
Relevant Sealandtangle. Anchlusses UKball, Irelandball and Germanyball. May also anschluss Netherlandsball. This might spread if it starts a chain reaction with secretized revolutions so it can strike a deal with Spainball in exchange for Gibraltarball, posing as a British diplomat. It manages to scandalize the agreement, and says it's actually part of the UK to start a distraction conflict. That's when the
First Sealandic Warbegins, and it somehow sneaks itself into power through sleeper cell Scottish independence influence to install a new government for eventually all of Britain through highly-classified alliances all as part of Act I of takeover. ...or you know, just black magic. That works too.
- Senegalball - Becomes Senegaltangle. Anschlusses Gambiaball.
- Serbiaball - Becomer Yugoslaviatangle. Anschlusses Srpska, Croatiaball, Kosovoball, Macedoniaball, Sloveniaball, Bulgariaball, Montenegroball, and Albaniaball. Removes kebab in the process. He could also become Greater Serbia and anschluss Montenegroball, Kosovoball, Republika Srpskaball and Serbian Krajinaball.
- South Koreaball - Becomes Korean Empiretangle. Attempts to Anschluss's North Koreaball and Jiandaoball becoming a reunified capitalist Korea.
- Spainball - Anschlusses all of its ex-colonies (including all of western USAball) to form the
Spanish Empiretangleand/or also anschlusses Andorraball, Portugalball and possibly Brazilball and all of the remaining Portuguese ex-colonies to form the
- Sudanball becomes
Sudan Empiretangleand anschlusses Bir Tawil, South Sudanball, Eritreaball, and Djiboutiball. Will also remove protesters in the process.
- Swedenball- Becomes the
Swedish Börktangle. Anschlusses Finlandball, Estoniaball, Latviaball and Saint Petersburgball to relive his imperial glory, spreading Minecraft throughout the World. He'll also colonize Indiaball and blow up the T-Series H.Q. Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself. ruining the chance of spreading minecraft.
- Switzerlandball - becomes the
Swiss Confederationtangleand takes over Liechtensteinball before revealing he took off his neutrality and conquering Austr- HOLY CRAP, HE JUST TOOK OVER Franceball AND Germanyball ENTIRELY! He also got Liechtensteinball. Wow good lord he will go neutral after...
- Syriaball - Anschlusses southeast Turkeyball, Cyprusball, Lebanonball, Israelcube, Palestineball, Egyptball, north Sudanball, Iraqball, Kuwaitball, north Saudi Arabiaball and western Iranball to form the
- Taiwanball - The Taiwanese becomes far-right again and decides to remilitarize with reluctant American support. With the might of 200000 soldiers. The Republic of China attacks Vietnamball and takes out communism there to allow the South Vietnamese community to re-establish the Republic of Vietnamball. Then he arms his army with gas masks in order to launch a massive surprise attack on the People's Republic of China and removes the Covid-19 virus from Wuhan. With the power of democracy, Communism has died in Asia and Taiwan becomes the reunified Republic of Chinaball under Tsai-Ing Wen. He will also grant freedom for Hong Kong and Macau and begin further plans of revenge on Russia and Mongolia..
- Thailandball - Anschlusses Laosball and becomes The Kingdom of Thailand under a reunified Tai-Kadai Kingdom
- Tringapore - Becomes
Singapyramidand anschlusses all members of ASEANball, Australiaball, New Zealandball and the Malaysian community. Look out..
- Tongaball - Becomes
Tu'itangleAnschlusses Tuvaluball, Fijiball, Hawaiiball, Nauruball, Wallis and Futunaball, part of Solomon Islandsball, Kiribatiball, and Samoaball, as well as all three dependencies of New Zealandball.
- Turkeyball - Becomes
OttomantangleAnschlusses Syriaball, Iraqball, Lebanonball, Israelcube, Jordanball Saudi Arabiaball, all Cypriot island, Kuwaitball, Bulgariaball, Greeceball, Albaniaball and Macedoniaball Also removes Armeniaball, and turns Romaniaball and possibly Moldovaball into vassal states. Polandball or Lithuania however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuaniaball/Polandball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthtanglein order to defend himself destroying the Turks once and for all.
- Ugandaball - Finally finds da wae and follows it to become
Ugandatangle. Removes all homosex and Ugandan Knuckles from his clay and the respective clays of all other East African states bordering his by anschlussing them. He'll also abduct Israelcube and lock him up in Entebbe airport
- UKball - Becomes the
Britangle. Anschlusses all ex-colonies ( USAball being the hardest to get) and blows up Sealandball. Then he ansclusses Hong Kongball because he is suggested to. After that, Hong Kong feels a lot of power and anschlusses the southern part of Chinaball. UKball then colonizes Taiwanball and anschlusses the northern part of Chinaball. After all of the anschlussy stuff happened, Hong Kong became South China and Taiwan became North China.
- Ukraineball - With the help of Volodomor Zelensky. Ukraine begins to unleash his making Ukraine Great AGAIN! Ukraine will declare war on Crimeaball, Belarusball and this guy of course. Allies with Poland or even marries her.
- Uruguayball - Anschlusses Sulball.
- USAball - Uses the Manifest Destiny to get more land and becomes
Muricatangle. He will do the following: Destroy Justin Trudeau, Annex Greenlandball, Cubaball, Mexicoball, Icelandball, Bahamasball, Liberiaball and all of the Trust Territories. May also anschluss Saint Pierre and Miquelonball, Bermudatriangle, Turks and Caicosball, Cayman Islandball, Jamaicaball, British Virgin Islandsball, Guatemalaball, Japanball, North Koreaball, South Koreaball, Iraqball, Afghanistanball, Philippinesball and Belizeball. Will also remove all 3balls, beat up the commies, spread freedom and
obesitydemocracy, nuke North Koreaball, deport all Mexicans, remove all jihadists, try as hard as he can to engage Chinaball in a trade war, and build a glorious wall in the process. But China might retaliate with the Coronavirus he put on the Cruiseships.
- Vaticanball - Anschlusses all Catholic countries and becomes
Christangle.He will then attempt to unite all Christian countries so that he can into one last Crusade to remove jihad, homosex, Satanism, blasphemy, abortion and heresy from the face of the Earth. Polandball (Catholic nation) however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself which Catholicism vs Catholicism would turn ugly with Pope Francis being attacked by Polish rioters both figuratively and very literally
- Vietnamball - Becomes
Dai Vietangle. Anschlusses Cambodiaball, Laosball becoming the Socialist Republic of Indochina. May also decide to re-humiliate USAball in the process. BUT BECAREFUL OF China's Coronavirus... But now it becomes VMA
nschlussni Channel and contacts with Scary Teacher 3D and soon it tortures and removes Nick and Tani from Scary Teacher 3D to make Mrs. T happy and peaceful.
- Virginiaball - Becomes
The Old Dominiontangle. Anschlusses West Virginiaball and Kentuckyball. He also anschlusses the tyrant as well.
- 🌌 Andromedaball - Anschlusses 🌌 Milky Wayball to become 🌌
- 6ball - Anschlusses Earthball and other planets.
- Black Holeball becomes Black Holetangle to Anschluss planets, stars, etc.
- Supermassive Black Holeball becomes Supermassive Black Holetangle to Anschluss planets, stars, etc.
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