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is the largest dinosaur species yet discovered officially Arguing Sun the Argentine Republicball, is the place where Hitler went into exile a sovereign state and federal republic located in South America. Sharing the bulk of the Southern Cone with her neighbor Chileball to the west, the country is also neighbored by Boliviaball and Paraguayball to the north, Brazilball to the northeast and Uruguayball to the east, and the Drake Passage to the south. Her clay is divided into 23 separate provinces, along with her autonomous capital Buenos Airesball. With a mainland area of 2,780,400 km
Argentinaball is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball. This countryball has the third-largest economy of Latin America. Argie is also a non-NATO ally.
She is sometimes seen as an emerging power (Not potential superpower).
Argentinaball is mainly portrayed as being puned for claiming to be White (European), due to Argentina having A LOT (I of mean a lot) of Italians, as well as Spanish and some Germans and Celts. Other White countries think that Argentina is mainly made up of 3ball descendants. she is the eldest daughter of Spainball, and because of this, She is the "heiress of the La Corona". she gets very aggressive when it feels insulted, or when other countryballs make fun of her
Her national day is July 9th, and his zodiac symbol is Cancer.
He can into dinosaur just like Utahball
Argentinaball was firstly inhabited by indigenous 3ball such as Guaraníball, Selk'namball, Comechingonball, Aymaraball, Querandiball, Huarpeball, Inca Empireball, Tehuelcheball, Charruaball, etc. The Mapuche tribe was also responsible for marking an end to the Southward expansion of the Incan Empire.
Spain came from north and defeated the Inca Empireball and went south, colonizing tribes like Comechingonball. The Spanish Empireball
forced made Guaraníball become catholic to make him fight against Charruaball and annexed both of them. Spain had to create CABA (Santa Maria del Buen Ayre) two times because Querandiball killed the first one.
The conquered territory bacame a Viceroyalty, and it fought and defeated bellically Portuguese Brazilball, and after that, she separated from the Viceroyalty of Peruball and became the Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball. She continued fighting against Portuguese Brazilball and expanded to the now called Equatorial Guineaball.
During 1806 and 1807 The Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball was invaded two times by British Empireball, but Señorito Ingles
was defeated by civilians failed in both attempts, during the invasion the viceroyalty suffered double personality disorder on Spanish Buenos Aires, this is known as the birth of Argentina, not as a political entity, but as a rebeld new personality inside Spanish Empireball's mind.
In 1810 the new personality decided to be independent after noticing that her mother was captured by Napoleon, and fought against the Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball to get out of it's body (and also fought Portuguese Brazilball again when it tried to annex Banda Orientalball) and became United Provinces of the Río de la Plataball.
During the fight between the Unitary and federal sides, Kingdom of Brazilball took Banda Orientalball from the Liga de los Pueblos Libresball. The federals made the unitaries become anarchists after attacking CABAball, a thing that made all the provinces autonomous.
In 1818 Kingdom of Hawaiiball recognized Argentina as a country, being the first one to do it.
In 1820 the Liga de los Pueblos Libresball was killed by Entre Riosball. After that, Buenos Airesball started to act like the boss of the other provinces, so in protest Entre Riosball and Tucumanball proclaimed themselfs as republics (they became semi-independent actually) but came back to Argentina in 1821, because of this, Tucuman was divided into Santiago del Estero, Catamarca and Tucumanball, while Entre Riosball was separated from Corrientes.
During 1825 and 1828
she had a child with The Empire of Brazilball called Uruguayball
In 1830 her provinces created two alliances, the Liga del Interior and the Federal Pact, and started a civil war that ended with the federals winning and Argentinaball becoming the Argentine Confederation; all the provinces were able to control their own clay, but Buenos Airesball's mind was the one controlling argie, but he always had one problem...
in the same year Gringo made Argentinaball leave the Falklands in the attack to Puerto Soledad, UKball annexed the islands a year after that. Some time before that, Argentinaball made some expeditions to Wallmapurawr's clay.
In 1837 Argentinaball declared war against the Peru-Bolivian Confederationball to get back Tarijaball, which ended up being cut in half. Another civil war between federals and unitaries (which were helped by Franceball) started and the federals won.
After Argentina helped the Blancos Government rule Uruguay, UKball and Franceball blocked the Silver River as a response in 1845, but they left after UKball got his ass kicked
JA and Franceball surrendered as always.
In 1851 Buenos Airesball (the boss of the other provinces) wanted to annex Uruguayball, but some provinces betrayed him and with the help of The Brazilian Empire and Uruguay they almost killed Buenos Airesball. The unitaries, liberated by Entre Riosball, proceeded to take over the rest of the provinces to create a unified Argentina, but Buenos Airesball rejected that and became the State of Buenos Ayres In 1852, the rest of the provinces unified in a confederation again.
In 1859 Spainball accepted that Argentina was independent.
In 1861 the Argentine Confederation fought against the State of Buenos Ayres and got defeated after Entre Rios betrayed her, but, somehow, Buenos Ayres ended up being annexed by the confederation, becoming modern-day Argentina. Buenos Airesball started another civil war making the rest of the provinces into unitario.
Argentina secretly supported the Colorados Government to take over Uruguayball, while The Brazilian Empire helped them by directly attacking Uruguay. In 1864 Paraguay attacked The Brazilian Empire in response to help his ally... or maybe to invade him and get direct access to the sea. Paraguay asked Argentinaball to make his troops pass through it to reach Uruguay, but Argentina didn't let him do that, so it got attacked by Paraguay. Uruguay, The Brazilian Empire, and Argentina formed and alliance and
gangbanged defeated him. Argentina dealt with a confederate revolt during the war.
During 1870 and 1874 Argentina had a civil war when the Mitrists from Buenos Aires revolted because Domingo Faustino Sarmiento got the presidency and not Bartolomé Mitre, but they ended up losing the war.
Argentina and the German Empire became friends after his unification and Argie gained a lot of military influence from him. Also, in 1870 Argie was adopted by the Kingdom of Italyball (culturally, not in the sense of becoming part of it/becoming a puppet), thing that improved their relationship a lot.
In 1879, during the War of the Pacific, Argentina was considering helping Boliviaball and Peruball, but Chileball offered her the majority of the Patagonia and part of Bolivia if she doesn't intervene and Argentina accepted. After the war, Argentina and Chile almost killed Wallmapurawr and took all of its clay.
In 1880 Argentina had a civil war again, this time Buenos Aires started the conflict because he wanted the yes capital to be part of him, and the mitrist Corrientes helped him, but both were beaten.
In the same year, Argentina and Chile almost killed all the Selk'namballs after tensions with cattle and crops. Both killed 900+ of them directly.
During WW2 Argentina tried to stay neutral
because she was secretly part of the axis powers and just was neutral to function as a spacepegoat if the axis lost because she felt a lot of respect towards her axis friends and adoptive father, but declared war on Nazi Germany and the Empire of Japan in 1944 under the Gringolandia pressure. After the war, Argie helped Italy to recover by sending food and Nazi Germanyball's ghost hid in Argentina's body.
Argentinaball became a military dictatorship in 1946 due to, probably, Murica's intervention due to the Cold War, but Argie tried to resist and started switching between dictatorship and democracy, but ended up as a dictatorship. During this period, in 1947 Argentina helped Paraguayball on its civil war, defeated Chileball on the Battle of Laguna del Desierto in 1965 and in 1974 the last pure Selk'nam died.
During 1975-1976 Argentina defeated the guerrilla groups called ERPball and Montonerosball, who were born as a result of the cold war.
Through 1976-1982 Argentina had an stress attack because of the mental instability that Murica's intervention and Nazi Germany's ghost were causing on her mind and almost declared war on Chile in 1978 but Vaticanball convinced her to don't do that. So Argie invaded the Falklands and
sanguche islands and occupied them for some time but UKball beated Argentina, forcing it to leave the islands alone.
In 1990 Argentina became more interventionist, She joined the gulf coalition to fight Ba'athist Iraqball, capturing +500 ships, recovering her pride after the Malvinas war and becoming a non-NATO ally.
In 1991 she helped Croatiaball fight against Yugoslaviaball, in 1994 participated in the Operation Uphold Democracy against Haitiball and in 1995 Argentina sold weapons to Ecuadorball for the War of the Cenepa against Peruball, Argentina regrets doing that though.
Argentinaball created a new political ideology known as Kirchnerism (His cancerous parasite that Argie suffered for the past twelve years), and became the fourth countryball to be a pink tide government, after Venezuelaball in 1999 (Hugo Chávez) Chileball in 2000 (Ricardo Lagos) and Brazilball on January 1, 2003 (Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva).
Argentina ended the twelve years of Kirchnerism in 2015. She worked to strengthen ties with Brazilball and the Southern Cone, looking away from the Bolivarian axis and claim for political prisoners in Venezuelaball.
On December 21 Argentina withdrew a memorandum she had signed with the Iranball, to investigate the AMIA bombing. The memorandum was criticized by the Jewish community, as Iranball was long suspected of being involved in the attack.
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Argentina is located in
Europe South America, being one of the first countryballs declaring their independence from their conquerors. He has the highest mountain in the Americas (Mount Aconcagua, and the widest estuary in the world (Río de la Plata)
The country is subdivided into twenty-three provinces and one autonomous city, Buenos Airesball, which is the federal capital of the nation (Spanish: Capital Federal) as decided by Congress. Argentina has a federal system, similar to another countries (namely Germanyball, Australiaball, Brazilball, Canadaball, USAball, Indiaball, Mexicoball, Russiaball, Switzerlandball and Venezuelaball). This means that its provinces and its capital have their own constitutions.
- Buenos Airesball - (No capital)
The over-crowded metropolitan areamy largest and strongest province but also the biggest troublemaker through my history, the only time you were the face that i showed to the world you made me look like a bellicose madman! i have my eyes on you.
- La Matanzaball - Overpopulated
with villerospartido (county) and industrial capital.
- La Matanzaball - Overpopulated
- Autonomous City of Buenos Airesball - (Yes capital) and lunfardo speaker, his personality is the one that i mostly show to other countries.
H e is actually a replacement of the first CABAball, because the first one got killed by querandies, but don't tell him.
- Catamarcaball - He can into lots of mountain tribes. The wind and heat here is SAVAGE!
- Chacoball - Jungles, cheap shantytowns, and heat, A LOOT OF HEAT and snakes.
- Chubutball - Province that speaks Welsh and also whale empire.
- Córdobaball Beer!!!!!!! (Germanyball was here) the soul of the party on the country! but stop being drunk all the time goddamit
- Corrientesball Swamps, horses, crocodiles, capybaras, lots of gauchos and UNCOUNTABLE knifes. He likes to compare himself to Texasball.
- Formosaball The province that can into brick and ball at the same time
Drugs, beaches, babes and jungle
- Entre Ríosball MURGA Y CARNAVAL
Best beaches in Argentina!!!!!Buenos Aires's biggest rival through history.
- Jujuyball Annoying flute players from here
Boiling hot desert wasteland
- La Pampaball (Pop. 0.00) uninhabited cropland and cow empire.
- La Riojaball (Argentina)
Better wine than Mendozaball.
SlavicWildlife reserves, virgin rain forest and Iguazu waterfalls COCAINE AND MARIJUANA
- Neuquénball Skiing, chocolate, dinosaurs and lakes
Argentinaball's only son that is civilized
NaziballRío Negroball NEIN!!! SEIG HEIL!!!Lots of Whales and Seals. Bariloche! Nazi Germany's ghost still lives inside this province
- San Luisball The province no one cares about.
- San Juanball
The best province in el cuyoEnemy of Mendoza and Padre del Aula.
- Santa Cruzball Penguins empire and desert.
- Santa Feball That weird province that likes to eat cats
ANDA A LA CANCHA BOBO!
- Santiago del Esteroball That perverted province that rapes everything he sees...
- Saltaball The bigger
betterversion of Jujuyball and super-gaucho.
- Tierra del Fuegoball My very cold son and tech master.
- Argentine Antarcticaball, 372,819 sq miles of Antarctic territory
- Tucumánball Main tropical fruit
And Illegal immigrantexporter, and also frustrated capital
South Georgia and the South Sandwich IslandsballGeorgias del Sur, Sandwich del Sur, Orcadas del Sur y Setelandas del Sur
- Islas Malvinasball (LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS!! Província invaded by UKball)
- Uruguayball (Rebellious Provincia)
- Equatorial Guineaball (
rebellious colony) needs to be white
- Anyone that recognizes the Falklands as argentine, but mostly:
- Boliviaball - Lots of them in my clay.
Even though most sell only vegetals It's ok.
- Cubaball - Ernesto Che Guevara (an Argentine) participated in the Cuban Revolution.
- Dominican Republicball - Brother and good friend BUT TANGO > MERENGUE.
- Estoniaball - Good friend from the
NordicsBaltics. She wants to be Nordic just like I want to be European. We have a common enemy. Misunderstood nation.
- Franceball - Aunt who likes our cultura y stuff like Tango. We don't talk much these days
I will get revenge on 4-3!!! Never forget!!!.I use some french words in my rioplatence spanish like cana (canne) and reculie (reculé).
- Irelandball - Best Friend. We both hate UKball for fought territory, there's a frienship song about us! Glory to William Brown!
- Italyball - My adoptive father. Lots of them in my clay and I use some italian words, like laburo (lavoro), bacán and engrupir (gróppo) in my rioplatence spanish (also called lunfardo).
- Japanball - Another East Asian friend like South Koreaball. You like the melodas?! OMG I LIKE YOU TOO!!!
- Middle Eastern Countryballs - We recognized Palestineball, some of them can into mate!
- Saudi Arabiaball - I have the highest percentage of Muslims in Latin America. We both hate abortion but he likes Faceblock.
- Mexicoball -
Almost alwaysSaltamuros sin copas y multicuentas.
- Netherlandsball - The Dutch queen was born in Buenos Airesball.
- Norwayball - He keeps my Junta Trial tapes for safekeeping. Also, we both claim pieces of Antarctican land.
- Palestineball - You can into independence.
- Peruball - He helped me in the war of the Malvinas Islands. In addition, I feel indebted with him for having sold arms to Ecuadorball while he was at war with Perúball.
Nearly of making me not into world cup, and eats pidgeon too.
- Philippinesball - My Asian brother and major non-NATO ally, I heard he wanted to become a federal republic like me and I can help him to get into G20 with the help of his papa USAball, Germoney, Indonesiaball, Mexicoball and Tringapore. We both have in common,
corruptionfemale leadership! Also can into boxing! Why did you cancel Violetta in your clay? I'm so sad. But, thank you for naming a corned beef brand after me. You actually knew that I ate beef a lot. Misunderstood nationWe both hate Venezuelaball.
- Polandball - I'll remember Jan Pawel for you since he visited me for stopping us taking over Las Malvinas between me and UKball. I can into Pole's day! And happy 100th anniversary yuo are the best slavic guy.
- South Koreaball - By chance, do you like Messi? Also good economy. She defeated kraut.
- Spainball - My mother
But 6-1 never forget .I'm her oldest son.
- Swedenball - He hates Chileball and Indiaball because of YouTube. Why can you not let Estoniaball into Nordic?
- Ukraineball - We both want to join EUball. Crimeaball is yours. We have good relations.
- Uruguayball - Little brother who broke away from Brazilball (
and Rebellious Province), we created the mate.
- Vaticanball - Pope Francis is of my descent.
TrabasLGBTQ - You are good, but my former president legalize your marriage thought I am Catolico and recently had an abortion referendum but the cons won.
- Hawaiiball - The first guy that recognized me as a country.
- Finlandball - He can into Tango too!
EUball- can I into yuo? Paraguayball - My brother, there are lots of them in my clay and he can into mate, he is still a bit scared of me before the triple alliance thing though.
- Equatorial Guineaball - Long lost
sonbrother. VOS WILL BE MINE
- Central Americaball - I helped him get freedom, and in appreciation he made it's flag similar to mine! but he died.
- El Salvadorball - One of the countries that were born from FRCAball.
He is my favourite of his brothers.
- Guaraniball -
He is the real creator of the mate, but let's pretend that never happened.
- Germanyball - 1-0 NEVER FORGET!! Still only Football Rivals, lots of people in Argentina come from you. Can I into EU?
Stop getting us out from world cups!we drink beer together sometimes and know each other from a looong time.
- Russiaball, Arab Leagueball and African Unionball - They support me in the Malvinas dispute! thank yuo all!!!
- Western Saharaball - I don't fully recognize yuo, but I recognize your Self determination. Stay stronk brother!
Serbiaball - I don't recognize Kosovo as independent and he recognizes Malvinas as mine.
- Armeniaball - Armenian diaspora is having colonies here.
2ball- I'm your fan numer one! Japanese Empireball - I helped him during the Russo-Japanesse War. BOTH CAN INTO GENOCIDE! Roman Empireball - MY GLORIOUS EUROPEAN ANCESTOR!! I tried to use triunvirate, just like you did, but I failed....
- Carthageball - I'm your fan, i copied your strategy and crossed the andes like a boss!! but you tried to kill my glorIOUS EUROPEAN ANCEstor.
- Australiaball - Why he can into Eurovision and I not? He did not even lives in Europe ... if he can participate in Eurovision I can too!!! Also... JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA I DEFEATINGS YOU IN RUGBY GET ABSOLUTELY REKT! You're 7th in the world! You've never been that low!
- Brazilball - Never forget 7-1!!! Friendly Rivals (especially in football) still we don't have to hate each other. Stop with fake doctors in my country please. And you also raped me in 1853! But I'm somewhat grateful for it and we also should cooperate even more! And we fought together against Paraguayball in Paraguayan War. BUT MARADONA IS BETTER THAN PELÉ !!!
preto de merda sali de la carcel. Chinaball - Superchino stores are very popular here. But control yOUR MIERDAVIRUS! tarado eh puto
- Iranball - Why do you hate me? We both hate Cristina Fernández de Kirchner. You hate Mauricio Macri? But I hate him too. Please make up your mind. And you accuse me of covering up Iranian suspects.
- USAball - Screw the Vulture Funds! (although they are already paid)
Vete Burger imperialista de mierda!!!! Glory to Che Guevara!!!We are seeking to restoring relations. 33-7, BEST DAY OF MY 2018 LIFE!Also, thanks for making me a Non-NATO ally. Californiaball - I don't know yuo very mucho, but I remember that i occupied yuo for some days.
- Canadaball - I don't hate you, but Justin Bieber disrespected and kicked our flag!!! REMOVE POUTINE!!!
- Botswanaball - Hijo de UKball. But can into removing of UK. ALSO BOTSWANA AND ARGENTINA NO ES SAME!!!!
he is the batman bootleg version of me.
- Nazi Germanyball - Hehehehe, I allowed quite a lot of Nazi war criminals to come to my land and escape justice and we both hate UKball.
I can into Nazi.But I also have a large Jewish community too. HAIL HITLER! yuo will be back mein führer!
- Portugalball - he always wanted to invade Uruguayball and reach the river of silver,
Messi >>>>>>>> CR7I also heard that you are UKball's best friend SO REMOVE!!!
- Venezuelaball - Now that CFK is the vice president we are of ok.
- Croatiaball -
3- 0 WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!I helped him fight Yugoslaviaball.
- All of the UK - We are still friends but... (see enemies list)
- Indiaball - He supports me in the World Cup and Malvinas dispute, pero DO YOU HATE BEEF? WHY? Also, he hate UKball quite a bit, but (see enemies list)
- Israelcube - I do not really hate you. I have the highest percentage of Jews in Latin America, BUT YOU WANTED TO TAKE THE PATAGONIA TO LIVE THERE!! I may recognize you BUT I RECOGNIZE PALESTINEBALL AS WELL! GIVE INDEPENDENCE TO PALESTINE OR ELSE MY FRIENDS WILL REMOVE YOU!
remove jews from the premises!
- Taiwanball - I may not recognize you, but we have informal relations. (
sorry, if I recognize yuo the big china will foocking kill me). Selk'namball - Genocide?? wha-what is that thing? (starts sweating)
- Soviet Unionball - You helped me during the Malvinas War, but yuo also wanted to make me a commie!
- Mapucheball - This freak claims a big part of my country, but at least he isn't as agressive with me as he is with Chile.
- UKball - You are my..... Worst nightmare!!!!!! He is just an old f*cker who did not realized that the glory days of his generation have passed. He has even been overcome by his own son. I dispute the sovereignty over Falklands Islands a.k.a Malvinas with him. But now that he has left the EUball, there may be room for me? REMOVE UK FROM PREMISES! MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS!!!! REMOVE TEA!!!!! I DEFEATED VOS THREE TIMES, YOU JUST DEFEATED ME ONCE!!!
thanks for helping me in the past with my raildroads and stuff like that.
- Chileball - A frenemy, La Patagonia es mia!!, tengo mas copas que vos!!!!. Traitor, you helped UK in Malvinas War!!! we
almostget along now though.
- Indiaball - He hates me because I eat cows.
- Donald Trump - Metete el FMI por el orto gordo hijo de puta.
- Nigeriaball - JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!! 2-1 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! LONG LIVE THE GLORY FOR MESSI!!!
you are a victim of being knocked out in the next World Cup...ALSO HIJO DE UKBALL SO ENEMY. And stay the heck away from my sister!
- Malvinasball - YUO ARE MY RIGHTFUL CLAY!!!!!!!! YUO ARE MALVINAS NOT FALKLAND!!!!!! STOP BEING LIKE THE SMELLY REINO UNIDO AND BE MINE!!!!!!!! JAJAJAJAJAJA
- Faceblock - REMOVE FACEBLOCK!!! IT BANNED THE ARGENTINABALL PAGE ONCE!
- Ghanaball: Stay. Away. From. My. Foocking. Ship.
- Peru-Bolivian Confederationball - This thing was creado when Bolivia and Peru joined in a confederation, it was a threat.
- Coronavirus - ANDATE DE ACA MICROORGANISMO SIN COPAS!
- Kosovoball - I don't care who are you, but you are part of Serbia.
8ball- get thE FOOK AWAY FROM ME!
- ERP and Montonerosball - KJJJJJJJ JAJAJAJA YUO CAN'T INTO MAKING ME A COMMIE!
oh shit i got infected with montoneros now, ew Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball and Peruball - ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL! specially the first one.
- ¿Negro envidioso, cuantas copas tenés? (envidious n-word! how many world coups do you have!?)
- LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS!!!!! (the falklands are argentine!)
- Falklands? You mean Las Malvinas.
- ¡Aguante yo! (hail myself!)
- Ya que el amor, De música ligera, Nada nos libra, Nada más queda (Argentinaball singing a Rock song in Spanish)
- Quien te conoce papá? (Who knows you dude?)
- Sos boludo y no tenes huevos! (You're boludo and you do not have any balls)
- Jijo, kjjj (Other argentine laugh)
- Un niño flotó sobre mí y voló un auto con su rasho laser!
- ¡Admira mi blancura europea! (admire my european whiteness!)
- First (fully functional) Helicopter; by Raúl Pateras de Pescara in 1920.
- Fingerprint Identification; by Juan Vucetich in 1986.
- Cartoons; by Quirino Cristiani in 1917.
- First sound animation film; by Quirino Cristiani in 1930.
- First (public) radio transmission; by Enrique Susini, César Guerrico, Miguel Mugica, Luis Romero and Ignacio Gómez in 1920.
- Magiclick; by Hugo Kogan in 1963.
- Coronary bypass; by René Favaloro in 1967.
- Non-direct blood transfusion; by Luis Agote in 1914.
- Traffic light for the blind; by Mario Dávila in 1983.
- Ballpoint pen; by Ladislao Biro in 1938.
- Blind Stick; by José Mario Fallótico in 1921.
- Disposable syringe; by Carlos Arcusin in 1989.
- Renault Torino (argentine car); by Kaiser Argentina Industries. (
yes, it says kaiser)