Si me pasa algo, que nadie mire hacia el Oriente, miren hacia el Norte.
Argentina-icon Cristina Fernández de Kirchner (Former President of Argentinaball)
Las Falklands-icon Malvinas son Argentinas!!!
Argentina-icon Argentinaball's catchphrase

Argentinaball, is the largest dinosaur species yet discovered officially the Argentine Republicball, is a sovereign state and federal republic located in South America. Sharing the bulk of the Southern Cone with his neighbor Chile-icon Chileball to the west, the country is also neighbored by Bolivia-icon Boliviaball and Paraguay-icon Paraguayball to the north, Brazil-icon Brazilball to the northeast and Uruguay-icon Uruguayball to the east, and the Drake Passage to the south. His clay is divided into 23 separate provinces, along with his autonomous capital CABA-icon Buenos Airesball. With a mainland area of 2,780,400 km2 (1,073,500 sq mi), Argentina is the eighth-largest countryball in the world, the second largest in both South America and Latin America, and the largest Spanish-speaking countryball in the world. As of 2019, Argentina has a population of 44.93 million inhabitants.

Argentinaball is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EU-icon EUball. This countryball have the third largest economy of the Latin America.

Argentinaball is mainly portrayed as being puned for claiming to be White (European), due to Argentina having A LOT (I of mean a lot) of Italy-icon Italians, as well as Spain-icon Spanish and some Germany-icon Germans and Ireland-icon Celts. Other White countries think that Argentina is mainly made up of 7-icon 7ball descendants. He is the eldest son of Spain-icon Spainball, and because of this, he is the "heiress of the La Corona". He gets very aggressive when it feels insulted, or when other countryballs make fun of him Pointing at yuo Brazil-icon Brazilball.

His national day is July 9th, and his zodiac symbol is Cancer. He can into dinosaur just like Utah-icon Utahball


From Isolation to the Birth of the Nation

Argentinaball was firstly inhabited by indigenous 7-icon 7ball such as Guarani-icon Guaraníball, Mapuche-icon Mapucheball and Inca-icon Inca Empireball. During this period the Mapuches started conquering other tribes and nations in the south. The Mapuche tribe was also responsible for marking an end to the Southward expansion of the Incan Empire.

During 17th century, Spanish-Empire-icon Spanish Empireball started conquering this territory, introducing Catholic-icon Catholicism and making it aSpanish-Empire-icon Viceroyalty. In 1814, this viceroyalty declared independence becoming United Provinces of Rio de la Plata-icon United Provinces of the Río de la Plataball (that eventually became Argentine Confederation-icon Argentine Confederationball)

Argentinaball was then a confederation of provinceballs politically independent of each other. To solve this mess in 1853, the provinceballs decided to unite in a federation.

In 1861, after being defeated by Brazil, Argentine Confederation-icon Argentine Confederationball incarnated into modern-day Argentina, annexing Provincia de Buenos Aires-icon Buenos Aires Provinceball.

Dark Past, The Perón Years and Restoration of Democracy

Argentinaball had struggled many military dictatorships throughout his life. In 1946, a man named Juan Domingo Perón became the President of Argentinaball until his exile, return and his death in 1974. Because of this, his third wife, Isabel Peron became the first female president of Argentinaball (which is true!). Starting in 1976-1982, Argentinaball had a traumatic experience because of a far right wing dictator named Jorge Rafael Videla and Leopoldo Galtieri sparked the Falklands War against UK-icon UKball.

On December 10, 1983, Democracy was officially restored after seven years of military dictatorship, thanks to a Radical Civic Union president named Raúl Alfonsín. He (Alfonsín) resigned on July 8, 1989 six months in advance before ending his term, and was succeeded by La Rioja (Argentina)-icon La Riojaball governor and meme president, Carlos Menem (a Peronist) as President of Agentinaball on July 8, 1989 until December 10, 1999. During Menem's presidency, he made an amendment of the Argentine Constitution, known as the Pact of Olivos, which Menem signed together with his predecessor, Raúl Alfonsín. On December 20, 2001, Argentinaball suffered an economic crisis, following the resignation of Fernando de la Rúa of Alianza, in a time period where there were five presidents in one week. He (de la Rúa) and his family fled the Casa Rosada via chopper and never run for public office again until his retirement and his 2019 death.

Presidency of Néstor Kirchner

After Fernando de la Rúa resigned amidst the 2001 Economic crisis, the country goverened five presidents in one week. On May 25, 2003, Santa Cruz (Argentina)-icon Santa Cruzball governor Néstor Kirchner of the Front for Victory became the President of Argentinaball until December 10, 2007, beating former president Carlos Menem, who won the first round, but withdrew later to avoid a humiliating defeat. He (Néstor) also completed the remaining months of de la Rúa's unfinished term. Because of this, Argentinaball created a new political ideology known as Kirchnerism (His cancerous parasite that Argie suffered for the past twelve years), he was called as Kirchnerreich, because they (Kirchners) lead the country for twelve years and he (Argentinaball) is the fourth countryball to be a pink tide government, after Venezuela-icon Venezuelaball in 1999 (Hugo Chávez) Chile-icon Chileball in 2000 (Ricardo Lagos) and Brazil-icon Brazilball in January 1, 2003 (Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva). After his presidency, his wife ran instead. Media observers suspected that he (Néstor) stepped down as president to circumvent the term limit, swapping roles with his wife. He became the First Gentleman until his October 27, 2010 death from heart failure.

Presidency of Cristina Fernández de Kirchner

Since Néstor Kirchner declined for a second term due to personal reasons. The Kirchner legacy continues on December 10, 2007 when Front for Victory picked the First Lady and Senator Cristina Fernández de Kirchner. She (CFK) became the second woman to hold the Argentine presidency and the first directly-elected female President of Argentinaball, she also became the fourth Latin American woman elected as a head of state, after Nicaragua-icon Nicaraguaball's Violeta ChamorroPanama-icon Panamaball's Mireya Moscoso and Chile-icon Chileball's Michelle Bachelet in 2006, beating Deputy Elisa Carrió of Civic Coalition-ARI by 45.27% of votes (Argie can into directly-elected female leadership). During her early years of presidency, Argentinaball had a conflict with the Agricultural Sector in the early morning of July 17, after seventeen hours of tense debate, the Argentine Senate rejected the government's grain exports tax measure by a vote of 37-36, with Vice President Julio Cobos casting the decisive, tie-breaking vote against the measure, which was then rejected, saying that: "My vote is not in favor, my vote is against". Despite the chilly relations between Cobos and Cristina Kirchner (both are now senators) since that event. On October 27, 2010, Argentinaball caused a lot of sadness when his former president died of a cardiac arrest. On October 23, 2011, she won via landslide, but this time her running mate was her former Economic Minister, Amado Boudou. Winning in CABA-icon CABAball and every provinceballs except San Luis (Argentina)-icon San Luisball (which is won by Alberto Rodríguez Saá), and was re-elected in 2011, beating Socialist candidate Hermes Binner by 54.11% of votes. Because of CFK, she established currency controls during her second term and Kirchnerism was spreaded like virus during her presidency. Several corruption scandals took place, and she faced several demonstrations against her rule and Argentinaball had a sovereign default in his clay in 2014, not because of incapacity to service debt but due to US legal sanctions imposed on the government. On December 10, 2015, she ended her eight-year term. He became the first countryball to leave the pink tide. (He is the second, if you count Chile-icon Chileball leaving the pink tide in 2011).

Presidency of Mauricio Macri

After Cristina Fernández de Kirchner ended her term as President of Argentinaball on December 10, 2015, Chief of Government of CABA-icon Buenos Airesball and Cambiemos candidate Mauricio Macri became president of Argentinaball, beating Front for Victory candidate Daniel Scioli by ballotage, ending twelve years of Kirchnerism. During his presidency, Macri wants to strengthen ties with Brazil-icon Brazilball and the Southern Cone , looking away from the Bolivarian axis and claim for political prisoners in Venezuela-icon Venezuelaball. It will also promote the repeal of the agreement with Iran-icon Iranball and work for an approachement with USA-icon USAball and EU-icon EUball. He has also worked to strengthen relations with Israel-icon Israelcube. On December 21, government lawyers withdrew an appeal in Federal Court made by his predecessor, over the constitutionality of a memorandum she had signed with the Iranian government, to investigate the 1994 AMIA bombing. The memorandum was criticized by both Israelcube and Argentinaball's Jewish community, as Iran-icon Iranball was long suspected of being involved in the attack. The memorandum had been ruled unconstitutional by a federal court during Kirchner's administration, and along with the withdrawal of the appeal, the memorandum was officially voided by Macri's administration.

Flag Colors

Main Colors

Viking 116, 172, 223 C61-M18-Y1-K0 #74ACDF
White 255,255,255 N/A #FFFFFF

Emblem Colors

Buttercup 246, 180, 14 C0-M36-Y95-K0 #F6B40E
Korma 133, 52, 10 C26-M79-Y100-K34 #85340A


Argentina is located in Europe South America, being one of the first countryballs declaring their independence from their conquerors. He has the highest mountain in the Americas (Mount Aconcagua, and the widest estuary in the world (Río de la Plata)


The country is subdivided into twenty-three provinces and one autonomous city, CABA-icon Buenos Airesball, which is the federal capital of the nation (Spanish: Capital Federal) as decided by Congress. Argentina-icon Argentina has a federal system, similar to another countries (namely Germany-icon Germanyball, Australia-icon Australiaball, Brazil-icon Brazilball, Canada-icon Canadaball, USA-icon USAball, India-icon Indiaball, Mexico-icon Mexicoball, Russia-icon Russiaball, Switzerland-icon Switzerlandball and Venezuela-icon Venezuelaball). This means that its provinces and its capital have their own constitutions.



  • Bolivia-icon Boliviaball Lots of them in my clay. Even though most sell only vegetals It's ok. Their clay was ours in the past... But is ok ... They are nice people.
  • Cuba-icon Cubaball - Ernesto Che Guevara (an Argentine) participated in the Cuban Revolution.
  • Dominican-icon Dominican Republicball - Brother and good friend BUT TANGO > MERENGUE.
  • Estonia-icon Estoniaball - Good friend from the Nordics Baltics. She wants to be Nordic just like I want to be European. We have a Botswana-icon common enemy. Misunderstood nation
  • EU-icon EUball - Can I into you?
  • France-icon Franceball - Aunt who likes our cultura y stuff like Tango. We don't talk much these days I will get revenge on 4-3!!! Never forget!!!
  • Iceland-icon Icelandball - 1-1 is an okay football match, so we of good.
  • Ireland-icon Irelandball - We both hate UKball for fought territory.
  • Italy-icon Italyball - Lots of them in my clay
  • Japan-icon Japanball - Another East Asian friend like South Korea-icon South Koreaball. You like the melodas?! OMG I LIKE YOU TOO!!!
  • Lebanon-icon Iran-icon Saudi Arabia-icon Syria-icon Middle Eastern Countryballs - We recognized Palestine-icon Palestineball.
  • Saudi Arabia-icon Saudi Arabiaball - I have the highest percentage of Muslims in Latin America. We both hate abortion but he likes Facebook-icon Faceblock.
  • Mexico-icon Mexicoball - Almost always Saltamuros sin copas y multicuentas
  • Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball - The Dutch queen was born in Buenos Airesball.
  • Norway-icon Norwayball - He keeps my Junta Trial tapes for safekeeping. Also, we both claim pieces of Antarctica-icon Antarctican land.
  • Palestine-icon Palestineball - You can into independence.
  • Peru-icon Peruball - He helped me in the war of the Malvinas Islands. In addition, I feel indebted with him for having sold arms to Ecuadorball while he was at war with Perúball. Nearly of making me not into world cup, and eats pidgeon too.
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - My Asian brother and major non-NATO ally, I heard he wanted to become a federal republic like me and I can help him to get into G20 with the help of his papa USAball, Germoney, Indonesiaball, Mexicoball and Tringapore. We both have in common, corruption female leadership! Also can into boxing! Why did you cancel Violetta in your clay? I'm so sad. But, thank you for naming a corned beef brand after me. You actually knew that I ate beef a lot. Misunderstood nation We both hate Venezuela-icon Venezuelaball.
  • Poland-icon Polandball - I'll remember Jan Pawel for you since he visited me for stopping us taking over Las Malvinas between me and UKball. I can into Pole's day! And happy 100th anniversary yuo are the best slavic guy. Misunderstood nation
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - By chance, do you like Messi? Also good economy.
  • Spain-icon Spainball - My mother But 6-1 never forget
  • Sweden-icon Swedenball - He hates Chile-icon Chileball and India-icon Indiaball because of YouTube. PEWDIEPIE STRONK!!! But why can you not let Estonia-icon Estoniaball into Nordic?
  • Ukraine-icon Ukraineball - We both want to join EU-icon EUball. Crimea-icon Crimeaball is yours. We have good relations.
  • Uruguay-icon Uruguayball - Little brother who broke away from Brazilball (and Rebellious Province). Pepe Mujica! Why yuo callings our former president bad names!?!?!?!
  • Vatican-icon Vaticanball - Pope Francis is of my descent.
  • Gays y lesbianas - You are good, I legalize your marriage thought I am catolico and recently had an abortion referendum but the cons won


  • Australia-icon Australiaball - Why he can into Eurovision and I not? He did not even lives in Europe ... if he can participate in Eurovision I can too!!! Also... JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA I DEFEATINGS YOU IN RUGBY GET ABSOLUTELY REKT! You're 7th in the world! You've never been that low!
  • Brazil-icon Brazilball - Never forget 7-1!!! Friendly Rivals (especially in football) still we don't have to hate each other. Stop with fake doctors in my country please. And you also raped me in 1853! But I'm somewhat grateful for it and we also should cooperate even more! And we fought together against ​Paraguay-iconParaguayball in Paraguayan War. BUT MARADONA IS BETTER THAN PELÉ !!! Lets make churrasco togheter.
  • China-icon Chinaball - Superchino stores are very popular here. tarado eh puto
  • Germany-icon Germanyball - 2014 WORST DAY EVER!!!!! 1-0 NEVER FORGET!! Still only Football Rivals, lots of people in Argentina come from you. Can I into EU? Stop getting us out from world cups!
  • Iran-icon Iranball - Why do you hate me? We both hate this bitch. You hate Macri Gato? But I hate him too. Please make up your mind.
  • Scotland-icon Scotlandball - Complicated. If you are my friend, you like MALVINAS NOT FALKLANDS!!!
  • USA-icon USAball - Because of the Vulture Funds (although they are already paid) Vete Burger imperialista de mierda!!!! We are seeking to restoring relations. 33-7, BEST DAY OF MY 2018 LIFE!
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - Justin Bieber disrespected and kicked our flag!!! REMOVE POUTINE!!!
  • Botswana-icon Botswanaball - Hijo de UK-icon UKball. But can into removing of UK-icon UK. ALSO BOTSWANA AND ARGENTINA NO ES SAME!!!!
  • Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball - They exiled to Brazil-icon Brazil and Argentina-iconArgentina AFTER WW2, But we can into largest Israel-icon Jewish community in South America. There's people who thinks that Hitler secretly lives on my clay... We both hate UK-icon UKball. I can into Nazi.
  • Portugal-icon Portugalball - he always wanted to invade Uruguayball and reach the river of silver, Messi >>>>>>>> CR7 I also heard that you are UK-icon UKball's best friend SO REMOVE!!!
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - Threatens half of the entire world, at least we both hate UK-icon UKball.
  • All of the UK - We are still friends but... (see enemies list)


  • UK-icon UKball - You are my.....Worst nightmare!!!!!! He is just an old ****** who did not realized that the glory days of his generation have passed. He has even been overcome by his own son. I dispute the sovereignty over Falklands Islands (Stupid name, of course, an idiot would name it like that) a.k.a Malvinas with him. But now that he has left the EUball, there may be room for me? JAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!! REMOVE UK FROM PREMISES! I WILL REMOVE ALL THE UKBALLS FROM LAS MALVINAS, AND REPLACE THEM BY ARGENTINABALLS!!!!!! MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS!!!! REMOVE TEA!!!!!
  • Chile-icon Chileball - La Patagonia es mia!!, tengo mas copas que vos!!!!. Traitor, you helped UK in Falklands Malvinas War!!! It seems our president wants us to not be enemies. So, are we cool now? See you in the World Cu... oh wait! YOU DID NOT OF QUALIFY!!!!!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEWDIEPIE > HOLASOYGERMAN.
  • Nepal-icon Nepalrawr - Stop being "earthquake friends" with that Chile-icon traitor!
  • India-icon Indiaball - He hates me because I eat cows. PEWDIEPIE > T-SERIES.
  • Donald Trump-icon Donald Trump - Any enemy of EU-icon EUball is my enemy as well.
  • Venezuela-icon Venezuelaball - TRAIDOR!!! Just because you're angry at me because of CFK leave?!!!!
  • Croatia-icon Croatiaball3-0 WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!
  • Mapuche-icon Mapucheball - Indio Tiraflechas
  • Facebook-icon FaceblockREMOVE FACEBLOCK!!! BAN FACEBLOCK FROM MY CLAY!!! As I've just said in Donald Trump-icon Donald Trump, any enemy of EU-icon EUball is my enemy as well.
  • Israel-icon Israelcube (Más o menos) - I do not really hate you. I have the highest percentage of Jews in Latin America. I may recognize you BUT I RECOGNIZE Palestine-icon PALESTINEBALL AS WELL! GIVE INDEPENDENCE TO PALESTINE OR ELSE MY Lebanon-icon Iran-icon FRIENDS Saudi Arabia-icon Syria-icon WILL REMOVE YOU! Argentinetangle-icon Or else... Argentinetangle-icon


  • "Che negro envidioso, cuantas copas tenés ?" (Chileball : "Suficiente para tener alto el IDH, jaksjaks!; Brazilball: Eu tenho cinco copas... e você?)
  • Falklandsball? You mean Las Malvinas.
  • ¡Aguante Argentinaball!
  • Female leadership starts in 1974, didn't you forget that?
  • No fue magia!
  • Ya que el amor, De música ligera, Nada nos libra, Nada más queda (Argentinaball singing a Rock song in Spanish)
  • ¿Qué te pasa Clarín, estas nervioso?
  • Quien te conoce papá? (Who knows you dude?)
  • Sos boludo y no tenes huevos! (You're boludo and you do not have any balls)












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