¡Seamos libres, que lo demás no importa nada!
José de San Martín-icon José de San Martín (hero and most important liberator of Argentinaball)
Las Falklands-icon Malvinas son Argentinas!!!
Argentina-icon Argentinaball's catchphrase

Argentinaball is white and the largest dinosaur species yet discovered,[1]officially the Argentine Republicball, is the place where Hitler-icon Hitler went into exile a sovereign state and federal republic located in South America. Sharing the bulk of the Southern Cone with her neighbor Chile-icon Chileball to the west, the country is also neighbored by Bolivia-icon Boliviaball and Paraguay-icon Paraguayball to the north, Brazil-icon Brazilball to the northeast and Uruguay-icon Uruguayball to the east, and the Drake Passage to the south. Her clay is divided into 23 separate provinces, along with her autonomous capital CABA-icon Buenos Airesball. With a mainland area of 2,780,400 km

Argentinaball is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EU-icon EUball. This countryball has the third-largest economy of Latin America. Argentina-icon Argie is also a NATO-icon non-NATO ally.

She is sometimes seen as an emerging power (Not potential superpower).

Her national day is July 9th, and his zodiac symbol is Cancer Just like her economy and politics. She can into dinosaur just like Utah-icon Utahball

Even if the character doesn't have an exact gender (like all the characters in the Polandball universe) its name is a female noun in the native language of the country (​​​​​Spanish-icon Spanish).


Inca-iconSpanish-Empire-iconFrom isolation to the birth of the nationNapoleonic-iconBritish Empire-icon

Argentinaball was firstly inhabited by indigenous 3-icon 3ball such as Guarani-icon Guaraníball, Selk'nam-icon Selk'namball, Comechingonball, Aymara-icon AymaraballQuerandi-icon Querandiball, Huarpeball, Inca-icon Inca Empireball, Tehuelche-icon Tehuelcheball, Charrua-icon Charruaball, etc. The ​​​​​Mapuche(rawr)-icon Mapuche tribe was also responsible for marking an end to the Southward expansion of the Inca-icon Incan Empire.

In 1516 Spanish-Empire-icon Spain appeared in the Rio de la Plata, but got attacked by Charrua-icon Charruaball and had to scape.

Spanish-Empire-icon Spain came from north and defeated the Inca-icon Inca Empireball and went south, colonizing tribes like Comechingonball. The Spanish-Empire-icon Spanish Empireball forced made Guarani-icon Guaraníball become Catholic-icon catholic to make him fight against Charrua-icon Charruaball and annexed both of them. Spain had to create CABA-icon CABA (Santa Maria del Buen Ayre) two times because Querandi-icon Querandiball killed the first one.

The conquered territory bacame a Viceroyalty, and it fought and defeated bellically Portuguese Brazil-icon Portuguese Brazilball, and after that, she separated from the ​​​​​​Spanish-Empire-icon Viceroyalty of Peruball and became the Spanish-Empire-icon Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball. She continued fighting against Portuguese Brazil-icon Portuguese Brazilball and expanded to the now called Equatorial Guinea-icon Equatorial Guineaball.

During 1806 and 1807 Spanish-Empire-icon The Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball was invaded two times by British Empire-icon British Empireball, but​​​​​​ British Empire-icon Señorito Ingles was defeated by civilians failed in both attempts, during the invasion the viceroyalty suffered double personality disorder on Spanish Buenos Aires-icon Spanish Buenos Aires, this is known as the birth of Argentina, not as a political entity, but as a rebeld new personality inside Spanish-Empire-icon Spanish Empireball's mind.

In 1810 the new personality decided to be independent after noticing that her mother was captured by Napoleonic-icon Napoleon, and fought against the Spanish-Empire-icon Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball to get out of it's body (and also fought Portuguese Brazil-icon Portuguese Brazilball while doing so) and became United Provinces of Rio de la Plata-icon United Provinces of the Río de la Plataball.

United Provinces of Rio de la Plata-iconLiga de los Pueblos Libres-iconUruguay-iconFreedom wars and federal conflictsBrazilian Empire-iconSpanish-Empire-iconBritish Empire-icon

In 1815 she was divided into United Provinces of Rio de la Plata-icon unitaries and Liga de los Pueblos Libres-icon federals, even so, United Provinces of Rio de la Plata-icon​​​​​ Argie managed to liberate Chile-icon Chileball from Spanish Chile-icon Kingdom of Chileball.

The conflict between the unitaries and federals started when  ​​​​​Banda Oriental-icon Banda Orientalball rebeled against the United Provinces of Rio de la Plata-icon United Provinces due to political differences, becoming the Liga de los Pueblos Libres-icon League of the Free Peoplesball.

During the fight between the United Provinces of Rio de la Plata-icon Unitary and Liga de los Pueblos Libres-icon federal sides, Brazilian Kingdom-icon Kingdom of Brazilball took ​​​​​Banda Oriental-icon Banda Orientalball from the Liga de los Pueblos Libres-icon Liga de los Pueblos Libresball. The Liga de los Pueblos Libres-icon federals made the United Provinces of Rio de la Plata-icon unitaries become anarchists after attacking CABA-icon CABAball, a thing that made all the provinces autonomous.

In 1818 Kingdom of Hawaii-icon Kingdom of Hawaiiball recognized Argentina (1818)-icon Argentina as a country, being the first one to do it. On the same year Argentina (1818)-icon Argentina occupied California-icon Californiaball and helped on the liberation of Central America in 1819, and due to this, most central american countryballs made their flag similar to Argentina-icon Argie's.

In 1820 the Liga de los Pueblos Libres-icon Liga de los Pueblos Libresball was killed by Entre Rios-icon Entre Riosball. After that, Provincia de Buenos Aires-icon Buenos Airesball started to act like the boss of the other provinces, so in protest Entre Rios-icon Entre Riosball and Tucuman-icon Tucumanball proclaimed themselfs as republics (they became semi-independent actually) but came back to Argentina (1818)-icon Argentina in 1821, because of this, Tucuman-icon Tucuman was divided into Santiago Del Estero-icon Santiago del Estero, Catamarca-icon Catamarca and Tucuman-icon Tucumanball, while Entre Rios-icon Entre Riosball was separated from Corrientes-icon Corrientes.

In 1826 Protectorate of Peru-icon Gran Colombia-icon Chile-icon British Empire-icon along with other countryballs United Provinces of Rio de la Plata-icon​​​​​ Argentina liberated Protectorate of Peru-icon Peruball and Republiquetas-icon Boliviaball from the Spanish-Empire-icon Viceroyalty of Peruball, marking the end of Spanish colonialism in South America.

During 1825 and 1828​​​​ she had a child with The Empire of Brazilball called Uruguayball United Provinces of Rio de la Plata-icon​​​​​ Argentina (Entre Rios-icon Entre Riosball, Corrientes-icon Corrientesball, Misiones-icon Misionesball and rebels from Provincia Cisplatina-icon Cisplatinaball) and ​​​​​​Brazilian Empire-iconThe Brazilian Empire (that got help from Kingdom of Prussia-icon Prussian mercenaries) fought for the territory of Provincia Cisplatina-icon Cisplatinaball and United Provinces of Rio de la Plata-icon Argentina was gaining terrain, but British Empire-icon UKball stopped the fight and Provincia Cisplatina-icon Cisplatinaball became Uruguay-icon Uruguayball.​ Tarija-icon Tarijaball left United Provinces of Rio de la Plata-icon Argentinaball and joined Bolivia-icon Boliviaball due to the internal conflicts.

Argentine Confederation-iconPeru-Bolivian Confederation-iconUruguay-icon Rise and fall of the confederation UK-iconFrance-iconBrazilian Empire-icon

In 1830 her provinces created two alliances, the Liga del Interior-icon Liga del Interior and the Argentine Confederation-icon Federal Pact, and started a civil war that ended with the federals winning and Argentinaball becoming the Argentine Confederation-icon Argentine Confederation; all the provinces were able to control their own clay, but Argentine Confederation-icon Buenos Airesball's mind was the one controlling Argentine Confederation-icon argie, but he always had one problem...

On 1832 the Argentine Confederation-icon Argentine Confederationball, along with Chile-icon Chileball, defeated the Spanish-Empire-icon Pincheira Bandball.

in the same year USA-icon Gringo attacked Argentine Confederation-icon Argentinaball's colony on the Falklands, but Argentine Confederation-icon Argentina resisted the attack and continued being around the weakened island's colonies.

On 1833 British Empire-icon UKball arrived to the islands and asked nicely demanded Argentina to leave the place and take back the claim of them, wich Argentine Confederation-icon Argentina did. Despite this, the relations between those two remained okay.

Around the same year Argentine Confederation-icon Argentinaball made expeditions to Wallmapu-icon Wallmapurawr and took some of his clay, also becoming Tehuelche-icon Tehuelcheball's friend and helping him against sickness.

In 1837 Argentine Confederation-icon Argentinaball declared war against the Peru-Bolivian Confederation-icon Peru-Bolivian Confederationball to get back Tarija-icon Tarijaball, which ended up being cut in half. Another civil war between federals and unitaries (which were helped by France-icon Franceball) started and the federals won.

After ​​​​​Argentine Confederation-icon Argentina helped the Partido Blancos-icon Blancos Government rule Uruguay-icon Uruguay, defeating the Partido Colorados-icon Colorados and blocking their naval trade of the last city they were controlling. 

In 1844 USA-icon USAball didn't noticed about the situation in Uruguay-icon Uruguay and got attacked by Argentine Confederation-icon Argentina while trying to trade. But both of them stopped fighting and USA-icon USAball leaved the river.

UK-icon UKball and France-icon Franceball blocked the Silver River in 1845 as a response of the Uruguay-icon uruguayan situation​​​​​, but they left after UK-icon UKball got his ass kicked JA and France-icon Franceball surrendered as always.

In 1851 Argentine Confederation-icon Buenos Airesball (the boss of the other provinces) wanted to annex Uruguay-icon Uruguayball, but Entre Rios-icon Corrientes-icon Santa Fe (Argentina)-icon some provinces betrayed him and with the support of The Brazilian Empire-icon Brazilian Empire and Uruguay-icon Uruguay they almost killed Argentine Confederation-icon Buenos Airesball. The unitaries, liderated by Entre Rios-icon Entre Riosball, proceeded to take over the rest of the provinces to create a unified Argentina, but Provincia de Buenos Aires-icon Buenos Airesball rejected that and became the Estado de Buenos Aires-icon State of Buenos Ayres In 1852, the rest of the provinces unified in a Argentine Confederation-icon confederation again.

In 1859 Spain-icon Spainball accepted that Argentine Confederation-icon Argentina was independent​​​.

In 1861 the Argentine Confederation-icon Argentine Confederation fought against the Estado de Buenos Aires-icon State of Buenos Ayres and Estado de Buenos Aires-icon Buenos Ayres ended up being annexed by the Argentine Confederation-icon confederation, becoming modern-day Argentina-icon Argentina. Provincia de Buenos Aires-icon Buenos Airesball started another civil war making the rest of the provinces into unitario.

Argentina-iconParaguay-iconChile-icon A unified Country Nazi-iconMapuche-iconUruguay-icon

Argentina-icon Argentina secretly supported the Partido Colorados-icon Colorados Government to take over Uruguay-icon Uruguayball, while Brazilian Empire-icon The Brazilian Empire helped them by directly attacking Uruguay-icon Uruguay. In 1864 Paraguay-icon Paraguay attacked Brazilian Empire-icon The Brazilian Empire in response to help his ally... or maybe to invade him and get direct access to the sea. Paraguay-icon Paraguay asked Argentina-icon Argentinaball to make his troops pass through it to reach Uruguay-icon Uruguay, but Argentina-icon Argentina didn't let him do that, so it got attacked by Paraguay-icon Paraguay. Uruguay-icon Uruguay, Brazilian Empire-icon The Brazilian Empire, and Argentina-icon Argentina formed and alliance and gangbanged defeated him. Argentina-icon Argentina dealt with a Argentine Confederation-icon confederate revolt during the war.

In 1870 Argentina-icon Argentina conquered the Chaco, killing a big part of the 3-icon inhabitants in the process, at the same time she stopped another Argentine Confederation-icon confederate revolt.

During 1870 and 1874 Argentina-icon Argentina had a civil war when the Mitrists from Estado de Buenos Aires-icon Buenos Aires revolted because Domingo Faustino Sarmiento got the presidency and not Bartolomé Mitre, but they ended up losing the war.

Argentina-icon Argentina and the German Empire-icon German Empire became friends after his unification and Argentina-icon Argie gained a lot of military influence from him. Also, in 1870 Argentina-icon Argie was adopted by the Italian-Empire-icon Kingdom of Italyball (culturally, not in the sense of becoming part of it/becoming a puppet), thing that improved their relationship a lot.

​​​In 1879, during the War of the Pacific, Argentina-icon Argentina was considering helping Bolivia-icon Boliviaball and Peru-icon ​​​Peruball, but Chile-icon Chileball offered her the majority of the Patagonia and part of Bolivia-icon Bolivia if she doesn't intervene and Argentina-icon Argentina accepted. After the war, Argentina-icon Argentina and Chile-icon Chile almost killed Wallmapu-icon Wallmapurawr and took all of its clay.

In 1880 Argentina-icon Argentina had a civil war again, this time Provincia de Buenos Aires-icon Buenos Aires started the conflict because he wanted the CABA-icon yes capital to be part of him, and the mitrist Corrientes-icon Corrientes helped him, but both were beaten.
In the same year, Argentina-icon Argentina and Chile-icon Chile almost killed all the Selk'nam-icon Selk'namballs after tensions with cattle and crops. Both killed 900+ of them directly.

During the Russo-Japanese War the Japanese-Empire-icon Empire of Japan and Argentina-icon Argentina became friends after argie sold him ships as support. 

From 1891 to 1916 Argentina-icon Argentina had conflicts with UC-icon UCball and UCR-icon UCRball due to Argie's olygarchy and won, but UCR-icon UCRball ended up becoming the ruling party.

Around 1920 Argentina-icon Argentina, ruled by UCR-icon radicalism, got attacked by Anarchism-icon anarchists and Communism-icon rebel workers, so Argie destroyed them, killing thousands of rebels.

She stayed neutral during WW1 even under the pressure of UK-icon UKball to join and helped German Empire-icon Germany with supplies.

During WW2 Argentina-icon Argentina tried to stay neutral because she was secretly part of the axis powers and just was neutral to function as a spacepegoat if the axis lost  because she felt a lot of respect towards her axis friends and adoptive father, but declared war on Nazi Nazi Germany and the Japanese-Empire Empire of Japan in 1944 under the USA-icon Gringolandia pressure. After the war, Argentina-icon Argie helped Italy-icon Italy to recover by sending food and Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball's ghost hid in Argentina-icon Argentina's body.

Argentina(dictatorship)-iconUK-iconMurica-iconChile-icon Cold War and Restoration of Democracy Ba'athist Iraq-iconYugoslavia-iconHaiti-iconEcuador-icon

Argentina-icon Argentinaball became a Argentina(dictatorship)-icon military dictatorship during 1930-1932 due to Murica-icon Murica's intervention due to the Cold War.

Argentina-icon Argentinaball became a Argentina(dictatorship)-icon military dictatorship AGAIN during 1943-1949

In 1947 Argentina(dictatorship)-icon Argentina helped Paraguay-icon Paraguayball on its civil war.

Argentina-icon Argentinaball became a Argentina(dictatorship)-icon military dictatorship AGAAAIN during 1955-1958

On 1958 Argentina(dictatorship)-icon Argentina and Chile-icon Chile autistically screamed at each other had a fight for the "Islote Snipe", suprisingly nobody got harmed though.

Argentina-icon Argentinaball became a Argentina(dictatorship)-icon military dictatorship AGAAAAAAAAAIN during 1962-1963

On 1962 Argentina(dictatorship)-icon Argentina joined the naval blockade of Soviet-icon USSR's trade to Cuba-icon Cubaball during the Cuban Missile Crisis.

In 1965 Argentina-icon Argentina defeated Chile-icon Chileball on the Battle of Laguna del Desierto, rising the tensions higher than never before. 

In 1974 the last pure Selk'nam-icon Selk'nam died.

Argentina-icon Argentinaball became a Argentina(dictatorship)-icon military dictatorship AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN during 1976-1983.

During 1975-1976 Argentina(dictatorship)-icon Argentina defeated the guerrilla groups called ERP-icon ERPball and Montoneros-icon Montonerosball, who were born as a result of the cold war.

Through 1976-1982 Argentina(dictatorship)-icon Argentina had an stress attack because of the mental instability that teh dictatorship and Nazi-icon Nazi Germany's ghost were causing on her mind and almost declared war on Augusto Pinochet-icon Chile in 1978 but Vatican-icon Vaticanball convinced her to don't do that. So Argentina(dictatorship)-icon Argie invaded the Falklands-icon Falklands and South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands-icon sanguche islands and occupied them for some time but UK-icon UKball beated Argentina(dictatorship)-icon Argentina, forcing it to leave the islands alone.

After the war, Argentina(dictatorship)-icon Argie reflexioned and became Murica-icon democratic Murica-icon again. In 1989 Argentina-icon Argentina defeated the guerrilla group called MTP.

Argie recently

In 1990 Argentina-icon Argentina became more interventionist, She joined the gulf coalition to fight Ba'athist Iraq-icon Ba'athist Iraqball, capturing +500 ships, recovering her pride after the Malvinas war and becoming a NATO-icon non-NATO ally.

In 1991 she helped Croatia-icon Croatiaball fight against Yugoslavia-icon Yugoslaviaball, in 1994 participated in the USA-icon Poland-icon Argentina-icon Operation Uphold Democracy against Haiti-icon Haitiball and in 1995 Argentina sold weapons to Ecuador-icon Ecuadorball for the War of the Cenepa against Peru-icon Peruball, Argentina-icon Argentina regrets doing that though.

In 1994 the AMIA was bombed by an 404-icon unknown ball. And in 2001 Argentina-icon Argie suffered a economic crisis. In 2013 Argentina-icon Argentina became the Pope Francis-icon pope, being the first non-european to archieve this. This also means that Argie can into EU.

Argentina-icon Argentinaball is now a part of the COVID-19 pandemic and locked down the country to prevent the spread of virus.


Argentinaball is mainly portrayed as being puned for claiming to be White (European), due to Argentina having A LOT (I of mean a lot) of Italy-icon Italians, as well as Spain-icon Spanish and some Germany-icon Germans and Ireland-icon Celts

She is the eldest daughter of Spain-icon Spainball, and because of this, She is the "heiress of the La Corona" and legally the succesor of the SPQR-icon Roman Empire if Spain-icon Spainball passes away. This makes her feel even more european.

She usually doesn't start discussions but can get very aggressive when it feels insulted, or when other countryballs make fun of her, pointing at yuo, Brazil-icon Brazilball. But most of the time it's a very welcoming and friendly ball, just like her adoptive parent, Italy-icon Italyball.

She also loves (LOVES) football, and even if it's not the best at it, it's one of the best players on the world. And also enjoys making fun of each other with her brothers, sometimes going a bit too far with Chile-icon Chile and Brazil-icon Brazil, but deep down she cares about them. This is what Japan-icon Japanball would call a "tsundere"

She also can be very bipolar when asked about things like her Argentine Confederation-icon confederate or Argentina(dictatorship)-icon dictatorial past and prefers not to talk about her past friendship with the axis powers. Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball's ghost still lives inside her house.

Flag Colors

Main Colors

Viking 116, 172, 223 C61-M18-Y1-K0 #74ACDF
White 255,255,255 N/A #FFFFFF

Emblem Colors

Buttercup 246, 180, 14 C0-M36-Y95-K0 #F6B40E
Korma 133, 52, 10 C26-M79-Y100-K34 #85340A


Argentina is located in Europe South America, being one of the first countryballs declaring their independence from their conquerors. He has the highest mountain in the Americas (Mount Aconcagua, and the widest estuary in the world (Río de la Plata)


The country is subdivided into twenty-three provinces and one autonomous city, CABA-icon Buenos Airesball, which is the federal capital of the nation (Spanish: Capital Federal) as decided by Congress. Argentina-icon Argentina has a federal system, similar to another countries (namely Germany-icon Germanyball, Australia-icon Australiaball, Brazil-icon Brazilball, Canada-icon Canadaball, USA-icon USAball, India-icon Indiaball, Mexico-icon Mexicoball, Russia-icon Russiaball, Switzerland-icon Switzerlandball and Venezuela-icon Venezuelaball). This means that its provinces and its capital have their own constitutions.

  • Provincia de Buenos Aires-icon Buenos Airesball - (No capital) The over-crowded metropolitan area my largest and strongest province but also the biggest troublemaker through my history, the only time you were the face that i showed to the world you made me look like a madman! i have my eyes on youi loved being a confederation, let's try again Argentinetangle-icon



  • Anyone that recognizes the Falklands as argentine, but mostly:
  • Bolivia-icon Boliviaball - Lots of them in my clay. Even though most sell only vegetals It's ok.
  • Cuba-icon Cubaball - Che Guevara-icon Ernesto Che Guevara (an Argentine) participated in the Cuban Revolution. Nazi>Commie though...
  • Dominican-icon Dominican Republicball - Brother and good friend BUT TANGO > MERENGUE.
  • Estonia-icon Estoniaball - Good friend from the Nordics Baltics. She wants to be Nordic just like I want to be European. We have a Botswana-icon common enemy. Misunderstood nation.
  • France-icon Franceball - Aunt who likes our cultura y stuff like Tango. We don't talk much these days I will get revenge on 4-3!!! Never forget!!!. I use some french words in my rioplatence spanish like cana (canne) and reculie (reculé).
  • Ireland-icon Irelandball - Best Friend. We both hate UKball for fought territory, there's a frienship song about us! Glory to William Brown!
  • Italy-icon Italyball - My adoptive father. Lots of them in my clay and I use some italian words, like laburo (lavoro), bacán and engrupir (gróppo) in my rioplatence spanish (also called lunfardo).
  • Japan-icon Japanball - Another East Asian friend like South Korea-icon South Koreaball. You like the melodas?! OMG I LIKE YOU TOO!!!
  • Lebanon-icon Iran-icon Saudi Arabia-icon Syria-icon Middle Eastern Countryballs - We recognized Palestine-icon Palestineball, some of them can into mate!
  • Saudi Arabia-icon Saudi Arabiaball - I have the highest percentage of Muslims in Latin America. We both hate abortion but he likes Facebook-icon Faceblock.
  • Mexico-icon Mexicoball - Almost always Saltamuros sin copas y multicuentas.
  • Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball - The Dutch queen was born in Buenos Airesball.
  • Norway-icon Norwayball - He keeps my Junta Trial tapes for safekeeping. Also, we both claim pieces of Antarctica-icon Antarctican land.
  • Palestine-icon Palestineball - You can into independence.
  • Peru-icon Peruball - He helped me in the war of the Falklands-icon Malvinas Islands. In addition, I feel indebted with him for having sold arms to Ecuador-icon Ecuadorball while he was at war with Perúball. Nearly of making me not into world cup, and eats pidgeon too.
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - My Asian brother and major non-NATO ally, I heard he wanted to become a federal republic like me and I can help him to get into G20 with the help of his papa USA-icon USAball, Germany-icon Germoney, Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball, Mexico-icon Mexicoball and Singapore-icon Tringapore. We both have in common, corruption female leadership! Also can into boxing! Why did you cancel Violetta in your clay? I'm so sad. But, thank you for naming a corned beef brand after me. You actually knew that I ate beef a lot. Misunderstood nation We both hate Venezuela-icon Venezuelaball.
  • Poland-icon Polandball - I'll remember Jan Pawel for you since he visited me for stopping us taking over Falklands-icon Las Malvinas between me and UK-icon UKball. I can into Pole's day! And happy 100th anniversary yuo are the best slavic guy. Misunderstood nation.
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - By chance, do you like Messi? Also good economy. She defeated kraut.
  • Spain-icon Spainball - My mother But 6-1 never forget. I'm her oldest son.
  • Sweden-icon Swedenball - He hates Chile-icon Chileball and India-icon Indiaball because of YouTube. Why can you not let Estonia-icon Estoniaball into Nordic?
  • Ukraine-icon Ukraineball - We both want to join EU-icon EUball. Crimea-icon Crimeaball is yours. We have good relations.
  • Uruguay-icon Uruguayball - Little brother who broke away from Brazilian Empire-icon Brazilball (and Rebellious Province), we created the mate.
  • Vatican-icon Vaticanball - Pope Francis-icon Pope Francis is of my descent.
  • LGBT-icon Trabas LGBTQ - You are good, but my former president legalize your marriage thought I am Catolico and recently had an abortion referendum but the cons won.
  • Hawaii-icon Hawaiiball - The first guy that recognized me as a country.
  • Finland-icon Finlandball - He can into Tango too!
  • EU-icon EUball - can I into yuo?
  • Paraguay-icon Paraguayball - My brother, there are lots of them in my clay and he can into mate, he is still a bit scared of me before the triple alliance thing though.
  • Equatorial Guinea-icon Equatorial Guineaball - Long lost daughter sister. VOS WILL BE MINE Argentinetangle-icon
  • Federal Republic of Central America-icon Central Americaball - I helped him get freedom, and in appreciation he made it's flag similar to mine! but he died.
  • El Salvador-icon El Salvadorball - One of the countries that were born from FRCAballHe is my favourite of his brothers.
  • Costa Rica-icon Costa Ricaball - iM nOt GoInG tO cAlM dOwN!
  • Guarani-icon Guaraniball - He is the real creator of the mate, but let's pretend that never happened.
  • Germany-icon Germanyball - 1-0 NEVER FORGET!! Still only Football Rivals, lots of people in Argentina come from you. Can I into EU? Stop getting us out from world cups! we drink beer together sometimes and know each other from a looong time.
  • Russia-icon Russiaball, Arab League-icon Arab Leagueball and African Union-icon African Unionball - They support me in the Falklands-icon Malvinas dispute! thank yuo all!!!
  • Western Sahara-icon Western Saharaball - I don't fully recognize yuo, but I recognize your Self determination. Stay stronk brother!
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball - I don't recognize Kosovo as independent and he recognizes Malvinas as mine.
  • Armenia-icon Armeniaball - Armenian diaspora is having colonies here.
  • 2-icon 2ball - I'm your fan numer one! Lets remove 8-icon 3-icon The colored assholes
  • Japanese-Empire-icon Japanese Empireball - I helped him during the Russo-Japanesse War. BOTH CAN INTO GENOCIDE!
  • SPQR-icon Roman Empireball - MY GLORIOUS EUROPEAN ANCESTOR!! I tried to use triunvirate, just like you did, but I failed....
  • Carthage-icon Carthageball - I'm your fan, i copied your strategy and crossed the andes like a boss!! but you tried to kill my glorIOUS EUROPEAN ANCEstor.


  • Australia-icon Australiaball - Why he can into Eurovision and I not? He did not even lives in Europe ... if he can participate in Eurovision I can too!!! Also... JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA I DEFEATINGS YOU IN RUGBY GET ABSOLUTELY REKT! You're 7th in the world! You've never been that low!
  • Brazil-icon Brazilball - Never forget 7-1!!! Friendly Rivals (especially in football) still we don't have to hate each other. we also should cooperate even more! And we fought together against ​Paraguay-iconParaguayball in Paraguayan War. BUT MARADONA IS BETTER THAN PELÉ !!! preto de merda sali de la carcel.
  • China-icon Chinaball - Superchino stores are very popular here. But control yOUR MIERDAVIRUS! tarado eh puto
  • Iran-icon Iranball - Complicated.
  • USA-icon USAball - Screw the Vulture Funds! (although they are already paid) Vete Burger imperialista de mierda!!!! Glory to Che Guevara!!! We are seeking to restoring relations. 33-7, BEST DAY OF MY 2018 LIFE! Also, thanks for making me a Non-NATO ally.
    • California-icon Californiaball - I don't know yuo very mucho, but I remember that i occupied yuo for some days.
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - I don't hate you, but Justin Bieber disrespected and kicked our flag!!! REMOVE POUTINE!!!
  • Botswana-icon Botswanaball - Hijo de UK-icon UKball. But can into removing of UK-icon UK. ALSO BOTSWANA AND ARGENTINA NO ES SAME!!!! he is the batman bootleg version of me. but he hates whites :(. We are frenimes. 
  • Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball - Hehehehe, I allowed quite a lot of Nazi war criminals to come to my land and escape justice and we both hate UK-icon UKball. I can into Nazi. But I also have a large Israel-icon Jewish community too. HAIL HITLER! yuo will be back mein führer!
  • Portugal-icon Portugalball - he always wanted to invade Uruguayball and reach the river of silver, Messi >>>>>>>> CR7 I also heard that you are UK-icon UKball's best friend SO REMOVE!!!
  • Venezuela-icon Venezuelaball - Now that Cristina Fernández-icon CFK is the vice president we are of ok.
  • Croatia-icon Croatiaball - 3 - 0 WORST DAY OF MY LIFE! I helped him fight Yugoslavia-icon Yugoslaviaball.
  • All of the UK - We are still friends but... (see enemies list)
  • India-icon Indiaball - He supports me in the World Cup and Malvinas dispute, pero DO YOU HATE BEEF? WHY? Also, he hate UK-icon UKball quite a bit, but he hates me because I eat cows.
  • Israel-icon Israelcube - I do not really hate you. I have the highest percentage of Jews in Latin America, BUT YOU WANTED TO TAKE THE PATAGONIA TO LIVE THERE!! I may recognize you BUT I RECOGNIZE Palestine-icon PALESTINEBALL AS WELL! GIVE INDEPENDENCE TO PALESTINE OR ELSE MY Lebanon-icon Iran-icon FRIENDS Saudi Arabia-icon Syria-icon WILL REMOVE YOU! Argentinetangle-icon Or else... Argentinetangle-icon remove jews from the premises!
  • Taiwan-icon Taiwanball - I may not recognize you, but we have informal relations. (sorry, if I recognize yuo one of my provinces will foocking kill me).
  • Selk'nam-icon Selk'namball - Genocide?? wha-what is that thing? (starts sweating)
  • Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball - You helped me during the Malvinas War, but yuo also wanted to make me a commie! Also, Nazi>Commie.
  • Mapuche-icon Mapucheball - This freak claims a big part of my country, but at least he isn't as agressive with me as he is with Chile.
  • 3-icon 3ball - I respect you, but stop being such a pain in the ass!
  • Chile-icon Chileball - A frenemy, La Patagonia es mia!!, tengo mas copas que vos!!!!. Traitor, you helped UK in Malvinas War!!! we almost get along now though.


  • UK-icon UKball - You are my..... Worst nightmare!!!!!! He is just an old f*cker who did not realized that the glory days of his generation have passed. He has even been overcome by his own son. I dispute the sovereignty over Falklands Islands a.k.a Malvinas with him. But now that he has left the EUball, there may be room for me? REMOVE UK FROM PREMISES!  MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS!!!! REMOVE TEA!!!!! I DEFEATED VOS THREE TIMES, YOU JUST DEFEATED ME ONCE!!! thanks for helping me in the past with my raildroads and stuff like that.
  • Hong Kong-icon King Kongball - British puppet. Yuo are part of China!!! AJAJAJAJAJAJ
  • 8-icon 8ball - get thE FOOK AWAY FROM ME! REMOVE OGGA BOOGA!!!!
  • Gabon-icon Gabonball - STAY AWAY FROM Equatorial Guinea-icon My neice you perv!!!
  • Donald Trump-icon Donald Trump - Metete el FMI por el orto gordo hijo de puta.
  • Nigeria-icon Nigeriaball - JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!! LONG LIVE THE GLORY FOR MESSI!!!  you are a victim of being knocked out in the next World Cup... ALSO HIJO DE UK-icon UKBALL SO ENEMY. And stay the heck away from my Equatorial Guinea-icon sister!
  • Ghana-icon Ghanaball: Stay. Away. From. My. Foocking. Ship.
  • Peru-Bolivian Confederation-icon Peru-Bolivian Confederationball - This thing was creado when Bolivia-icon Bolivia and Peru-icon Peru joined in a confederation, it was a threat.
  • Kosovo-icon Kosovoball - I don't care who are you, but you are part of Serbia-icon Serbia.
  • ERP-icon ERP and Montoneros-icon Montonerosball - KJJJJJJJ JAJAJAJA YUO CAN'T INTO MAKING ME A COMMIE! oh shit i got infected with montoneros now, ew
  • Spanish-Empire-icon Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball and Peruball - ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL! specially the first one.


  • ¿Negro envidioso, cuantas copas tenés? (envidious n-word! how many world coups do you have!?)
  • LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS!!!!! (the falklands are argentine!)
  • Falklands? You mean Las Malvinas.
  • ¡Aguante yo! (hail myself!)
  • Ya que el amor, De música ligera, Nada nos libra, Nada más queda (Argentinaball singing a Rock song in Spanish)
  • Quien te conoce papá? (Who knows you dude?)
  • Sos boludo y no tenes huevos! (You're boludo and you do not have any balls)


Argentina-icon Argie created a lot of things through it's life, some examples are:

  • First (fully functional) Helicopter; by Raúl Pateras de Pescara in 1920.
  • Fingerprint Identification; by Juan Vucetich in 1986.
  • Cartoons; by Quirino Cristiani in 1917.
  • First sound animation film; by Quirino Cristiani in 1930.
  • First (public) radio transmission; by Enrique Susini, César Guerrico, Miguel Mugica, Luis Romero and Ignacio Gómez in 1920.
  • Magiclick; by Hugo Kogan in 1963.
  • Coronary bypass; by René Favaloro in 1967.
  • Non-direct blood transfusion; by Luis Agote in 1914.
  • Traffic light for the blind; by Mario Dávila in 1983.
  • Ballpoint pen; by Ladislao Biro in 1938.
  • Blind Stick; by José Mario Fallótico in 1921.
  • Disposable syringe; by Carlos Arcusin in 1989.
  • Renault Torino (argentine car); by Kaiser Argentina Industries. (yes, it says kaiser Hitler-icon)



Falklands comes to Brazil








Junta! The Junta Musical!

Junta! The Junta Musical!

Polandball animated - An Argentine tango

Polandball animated - An Argentine tango



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