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Argentinaball, officially the Argentine Republicball, is a sovereign state and federal republic located in South America. Sharing the bulk of the Southern Cone with his neighbor Chileball to the west, the country is also neighbored by Boliviaball and Paraguayball to the north, Brazilball to the northeast and Uruguayball to the east, and the Drake Passage to the south. His clay is divided into 23 separate provinces, along with his autonomous capital Buenos Airesball. With a mainland area of 2,780,400 km2 (1,073,500 sq mi), Argentina is the eighth-largest countryball in the world, the second largest in both South America and Latin America, and the largest Spanish-speaking countryball in the world. As of 2019, Argentina has a population of 44.93 million inhabitants.
Argentinaball is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball. This countryball have the third largest economy of the Latin America.
Argentinaball is mainly portrayed as being puned for claiming to be White (European), due to Argentina having A LOT (I of mean a lot) of Italians, as well as Spanish and some Germans and Celts. Other White countries think that Argentina is mainly made up of 7ball descendants. He is the eldest son of Spainball, and because of this, he is the "heiress of the La Corona". He gets very aggressive when it feels insulted, or when other countryballs make fun of him
Pointing at yuo Brazilball.
His national day is July 9th, and his zodiac symbol is Cancer.
He can into dinosaur just like Utahball
From Isolation to the Birth of the Nation
Argentinaball was firstly inhabited by indigenous 7ball such as Guaraníball, Mapucheball and Inca Empireball. During this period the Mapuches started conquering other tribes and nations in the south. The Mapuche tribe was also responsible for marking an end to the Southward expansion of the Incan Empire.
During 17th century, Spanish Empireball started conquering this territory, introducing Catholicism and making it a Viceroyalty. In 1814, this viceroyalty declared independence becoming United Provinces of the Río de la Plataball (that eventually became Argentine Confederationball)
Argentinaball was then a confederation of provinceballs politically independent of each other. To solve this mess in 1853, the provinceballs decided to unite in a federation.
Dark Past, The Perón Years and Restoration of Democracy
Argentinaball had struggled many military dictatorships throughout his life. In 1946, a man named Juan Domingo Perón became the President of Argentinaball until his exile, return and his death in 1974. Because of this, his third wife, Isabel Peron became the first female president of Argentinaball (which is true!). Starting in 1976-1982, Argentinaball had a traumatic experience because of a far right wing dictator named Jorge Rafael Videla and Leopoldo Galtieri sparked the Falklands War against UKball.
On December 10, 1983, Democracy was officially restored after seven years of military dictatorship, thanks to a Radical Civic Union president named Raúl Alfonsín. He (Alfonsín) resigned on July 8, 1989 six months in advance before ending his term, and was succeeded by La Riojaball governor and meme president, Carlos Menem (a Peronist) as President of Agentinaball on July 8, 1989 until December 10, 1999. During Menem's presidency, he made an amendment of the Argentine Constitution, known as the Pact of Olivos, which Menem signed together with his predecessor, Raúl Alfonsín. On December 20, 2001, Argentinaball suffered an economic crisis, following the resignation of Fernando de la Rúa of Alianza, in a time period where there were five presidents in one week. He (de la Rúa) and his family fled the Casa Rosada via chopper and never run for public office again until his retirement and his 2019 death.
Presidency of Néstor Kirchner
After Fernando de la Rúa resigned amidst the 2001 Economic crisis, the country goverened five presidents in one week. On May 25, 2003, Santa Cruzball governor Néstor Kirchner of the Front for Victory became the President of Argentinaball until December 10, 2007, beating former president Carlos Menem, who won the first round, but withdrew later to avoid a humiliating defeat. He (Néstor) also completed the remaining months of de la Rúa's unfinished term. Because of this, Argentinaball created a new political ideology known as Kirchnerism (His cancerous parasite that Argie suffered for the past twelve years), he was called as Kirchnerreich, because they (Kirchners) lead the country for twelve years and he (Argentinaball) is the fourth countryball to be a pink tide government, after Venezuelaball in 1999 (Hugo Chávez) Chileball in 2000 (Ricardo Lagos) and Brazilball in January 1, 2003 (Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva). After his presidency, his wife ran instead. Media observers suspected that he (Néstor) stepped down as president to circumvent the term limit, swapping roles with his wife. He became the First Gentleman until his October 27, 2010 death from heart failure.
Presidency of Cristina Fernández de Kirchner
Since Néstor Kirchner declined for a second term due to personal reasons. The Kirchner legacy continues on December 10, 2007 when Front for Victory picked the First Lady and Senator Cristina Fernández de Kirchner. She (CFK) became the second woman to hold the Argentine presidency and the first directly-elected female President of Argentinaball, she also became the fourth Latin American woman elected as a head of state, after Nicaraguaball's Violeta Chamorro, Panamaball's Mireya Moscoso and Chileball's Michelle Bachelet in 2006, beating Deputy Elisa Carrió of Civic Coalition-ARI by 45.27% of votes (Argie can into directly-elected female leadership). During her early years of presidency, Argentinaball had a conflict with the Agricultural Sector in the early morning of July 17, after seventeen hours of tense debate, the Argentine Senate rejected the government's grain exports tax measure by a vote of 37-36, with Vice President Julio Cobos casting the decisive, tie-breaking vote against the measure, which was then rejected, saying that: "My vote is not in favor, my vote is against". Despite the chilly relations between Cobos and Cristina Kirchner (both are now senators) since that event. On October 27, 2010, Argentinaball caused a lot of sadness when his former president died of a cardiac arrest. On October 23, 2011, she won via landslide, but this time her running mate was her former Economic Minister, Amado Boudou. Winning in CABAball and every provinceballs except San Luisball (which is won by Alberto Rodríguez Saá), and was re-elected in 2011, beating Socialist candidate Hermes Binner by 54.11% of votes. Because of CFK, she established currency controls during her second term and Kirchnerism was spreaded like virus during her presidency. Several corruption scandals took place, and she faced several demonstrations against her rule and Argentinaball had a sovereign default in his clay in 2014, not because of incapacity to service debt but due to US legal sanctions imposed on the government. On December 10, 2015, she ended her eight-year term. He became the first countryball to leave the pink tide. (He is the second, if you count Chileball leaving the pink tide in 2011).
Presidency of Mauricio Macri
After Cristina Fernández de Kirchner ended her term as President of Argentinaball on December 10, 2015, Chief of Government of Buenos Airesball and Cambiemos candidate Mauricio Macri became president of Argentinaball, beating Front for Victory candidate Daniel Scioli by ballotage, ending twelve years of Kirchnerism. During his presidency, Macri wants to strengthen ties with Brazilball and the Southern Cone , looking away from the Bolivarian axis and claim for political prisoners in Venezuelaball. It will also promote the repeal of the agreement with Iranball and work for an approachement with USAball and EUball. He has also worked to strengthen relations with Israelcube. On December 21, government lawyers withdrew an appeal in Federal Court made by his predecessor, over the constitutionality of a memorandum she had signed with the Iranian government, to investigate the 1994 AMIA bombing. The memorandum was criticized by both Israelcube and Argentinaball's Jewish community, as Iranball was long suspected of being involved in the attack. The memorandum had been ruled unconstitutional by a federal court during Kirchner's administration, and along with the withdrawal of the appeal, the memorandum was offically voided by Macri's administration.
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Argentina is located in
Europe South America, being one of the first countryballs declaring their independence from their conquerors. He has the highest mountain in the Americas (Mount Aconcagua, and the widest estuary in the world (Río de la Plata)
The country is subdivided into twenty-three provinces and one autonomous city, Buenos Airesball, which is the federal capital of the nation (Spanish: Capital Federal) as decided by Congress. Argentina has a federal system, similar to another countries (namely Germanyball, Australiaball, Brazilball, Canadaball, USAball, Indiaball, Mexicoball, Russiaball, Switzerlandball and Venezuelaball). This means that its provinces and its capital have their own constitutions.
- Buenos Airesball (No capital)
The over-crowded metropolitan arealargest province in Argentinaball.
- Autonomous City of Buenos Airesball (Yes capital)
- Catamarcaball Can into lots of mountain tribes.
- Chacoball Poorest province
Jungles and cheap shantytowns
- Chubutball (Province that speaks Welsh)
- Córdobaball Beer!!!!!!! (Germanyball was here)
- Corrientesball Swamps and Capybaras. Jose de San Martin borns here.
- Formosaball At least I am not of poorest province anymore...
Drugs, beaches, babes and jungle
- Entre Ríosball MURGA Y CARNAVAL
Best beaches in Argentina!!!!!
- Jujuyball Annoying flute players from here
Boiling hot desert wasteland
- La Pampaball (Pop. 0.00) uninhabited cropland.
- La Riojaball (Argentina) Home of former president, meme president,
Better wine than Mendozaball.
- Mendozaball (Not Chileball)
SlavicWildlife reserves, virgin rain forest COCAINE AND MARIJUANA
- Neuquénball Skiing, chocolate and lakes
Argentinaball's only son that is civilized
NaziballRío Negroball NEIN!!! SEIG HEIL!!!Lots of Whales and Seals.
- San Luisball The state no one cares about also a province who did not vote for CFK in 2011.
- San Juanball
The best province in el cuyoEnemy of Mendoza and Padre del Aula.
- Santa Cruzball (Penguins and desert) (birthplace and resting place of former president)
- Santa Feball Messi is from here,
ANDA A LA CANCHA BOBO!
- Santiago del Esteroball That irrelevant
pervertedprovince no-one listens to.....
- Saltaball The bigger
betterversion of Jujuyball.
- Tierra del Fuegoball Very cold son of Argentinaball
- Argentine Antarcticaball, 372,819 sq miles of Antarctic territory
- Tucumánball Main tropical fruit
And Illegal immigrantexporter
South Georgia and the South Sandwich IslandsballGeorgias del Sur, Sandwich del Sir, Orcadas del Sur y Setelandas del Sur
- Islas Malvinasball (LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS!! Província invaded by UKball)
- Uruguayball (Rebellious Provincia)
- Paraguayball (Other Rebellious Provincia)
- Boliviaball (Rebellious Provincias from the North [Upper Peru])
- Equatorial Guineaball (rebellious colony)
needs to be white
Friends (not really)
NO ONE!!! I HATE EVERYONE, I HAVE NO FRIENDS. I HAVE FIENDS.
- Boliviaball Lots of them in my clay.
Even though most sell only vegetals It's ok. Their clay was ours in the past... But is ok ... They are nice people.
- Cubaball - Ernesto Che Guevara (an Argentine) participated in the Cuban Revolution.
- Dominican Republicball - Brother and good friend BUT TANGO > MERENGUE.
- Estoniaball - Good friend from the
NordicsBaltics. She wants to be Nordic just like I want to be European. We have a common enemy. Misunderstood nation
- EUball - Can I into you?
- Franceball - Aunt who likes our cultura y stuff like Tango. We don't talk much these days
I will get revenge on 4-3!!! Never forget!!!
- Icelandball - 1-1 is an okay football match, so we of good.
- Irelandball - We both hate UKball for fought territory.
- Italyball - Lots of them in my clay
- Japanball - Another East Asian friend like South Koreaball.
- Middle Eastern Countryballs - We recognized Palestineball.
- Saudi Arabiaball - I have the highest percentage of Muslims in Latin America. We both hate abortion but he likes Faceblock.
- Mexicoball -
Almost alwaysSaltamuros sin copas y multicuentas
- Netherlandsball - The Dutch queen was born in Buenos Airesball.
- Norwayball - He keeps my Junta Trial tapes for safekeeping. Also, we both claim pieces of Antarctican land.
- Palestineball - You can into independence.
- Peruball - He helped me in the war of the Malvinas Islands. In addition, I feel indebted with him for having sold arms to Ecuadorball while he was at war with Perúball.
Nearly of making me not into world cup, and eats pidgeon too.
- Philippinesball - My Asian brother and major non-NATO ally, I heard he wanted to become a federal republic like me and I can help him to get into G20 with the help of his papa USAball, Germoney, Indonesiaball, Mexicoball and Tringapore. We both have in common,
corruptionfemale leadership! Also can into boxing! Why did you cancel Violetta in your clay? I'm so sad. But, thank you for naming a corned beef brand after me. You actually knew that I ate beef a lot. Misunderstood nationWe both hate Venezuelaball.
- Polandball - I'll remember Jan Pawel for you since he visited me for stopping us taking over Las Malvinas between me and UKball. I can into Pole's day! And happy 100th anniversary yuo are the best slavic guy.
- South Koreaball - By chance, do you like Messi? Also good economy.
- Spainball - My mother
But 6-1 never forget
- Swedenball - He hates Chileball and Indiaball because of YouTube. PEWDIEPIE STRONK!!! But why can you not let Estoniaball into Nordic?
- Ukraineball - We both want to join EUball. Crimeaball is yours. We have good relations.
- Uruguayball - Little brother who broke away from Brazilball (and Rebellious Province). Pepe Mujica! Why yuo callings our former president bad names!?!?!?!
- Vaticanball - Pope Francis is of my descent.
- Gays y lesbianas - You are good, I legalize your marriage thought I am catolico and recently had an abortion referendum but the cons won
- Australiaball - Why he can into Eurovision and I not? He did not even lives in Europe ... if he can participate in Eurovision I can too!!! Also... JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA I DEFEATINGS YOU IN RUGBY GET ABSOLUTELY REKT! You're 7th in the world! You've never been that low!
- Brazilball - Never forget 7-1!!! Friendly Rivals (especially in football) still we don't have to hate each other. Stop with fake doctors in my country please. And you also raped me in 1853! But i'm somewhat grateful for it and we also should coperate even more! And we fought togheter against Paraguayball in Paraguayan War. BUT MARADONA IS BETTER THAN PELÉ !!! Lets make churrasco togheter.
- Chinaball - Superchino stores are very popular here.
tarado eh puto
- Germanyball - 2014 WORST DAY EVER!!!!! 1-0 NEVER FORGET!! Still only Football Rivals, lots of people in Argentina come from you. Can I into EU?
Stop getting us out from world cups!
- Iranball - Why do you hate me? We both hate this bitch. You hate Macri Gato? But I hate him too. Please make up your mind.
- Scotlandball - Complicated.
If you are my friend, you like MALVINAS NOT FALKLANDS!!!
- USAball - Because of the Vulture Funds (although they are already paid)
Vete Burger imperialista de mierda!!!!We are seeking to restoring relations. 33-7, BEST DAY OF MY 2018 LIFE!
- Canadaball - Justin Bieber disrespected and kicked our flag!!! REMOVE POUTINE!!!
- Botswanaball - Hijo de UKball. But can into removing of UK. ALSO BOTSWANA AND ARGENTINA NO ES SAME!!!!
- Nazi Germanyball - They exiled to Brazil and Argentina AFTER WW2, But we can into largest Jewish community in South America. There's people who thinks that Hitler secretly lives on my clay... We both hate UKball.
I can into Nazi.
- Portugalball - he always wanted to invade Uruguayball and reach the river of silver,
Messi >>>>>>>> CR7I also heard that you are UKball's best friend SO REMOVE!!!
- Russiaball - Threatens half of the entire world, at least we both hate UKball.
- All of the UK - We are still friends but... (see enemies list)
- UKball - I AM GOING TO SAY THE N-WORD. You are my.....Worst nightmare!!!!!! He is just an old ****** who did not realized that the glory days of his generation have passed. He has even been overcome by his own son. I dispute the sovereignty over Falklands Islands (Stupid name, of course, an idiot would name it like that) a.k.a Malvinas with him. But now that he has left the EUball, there may be room for me? JAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!! REMOVE UK FROM PREMISES! I WILL REMOVE ALL THE UKBALLS FROM LAS MALVINAS, AND REPLACE THEM BY ARGENTINABALLS!!!!!! MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS!!!! REMOVE TEA!!!!!
- Chileball - La Patagonia es mia!!, tengo mas copas que vos!!!!. Traitor, you helped UK in
FalklandsMalvinas War!!! It seems our president wants us to not be enemies. So, are we cool now? See you in the World Cu... oh wait! YOU DID NOT OF QUALIFY!!!!!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEWDIEPIE > HOLASOYGERMAN.
- Nepalrawr - Stop being "earthquake friends" with that traitor!
- Indiaball - He hates me because I eat cows. PEWDIEPIE > T-SERIES.
- Donald Trump - Any enemy of EUball is my enemy as well.
- Venezuelaball - TRAIDOR!!! Just because you're angry at me because of CFK leave?!!!!
- Nigeriaball - JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!! 2-1 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! LONG LIVE THE GLORY FOR MESSI!!! MESSI STRONK HE IS THE BEST! YOU ALSO DIDN'T REALIZE THAT I AM STRONKER THAN YOU! I ALSO AM GOOD AT FOOTBALL!!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!! REMOVE AFRICA FROM THE PREMISES!!!
and you are a victim of being knocked out in the next World Cup...ALSO HIJO DE UKBALL SO ENEMY.
- Croatiaball - 3-0 WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!
- Malvinasball - YUO ARE MY RIGHTFUL CLAY!!!!!!!! YUO ARE MALVINAS NOT FALKLAND!!!!!! STOP BEING LIKE THE SMELLY REINO UNIDO AND BE MINE!!!!!!!! JAJAJAJAJAJA
- Mapucheball - Indio Tiraflechas
- Faceblock - REMOVE FACEBLOCK!!! BAN FACEBLOCK FROM MY CLAY!!! As I've just said in Donald Trump, any enemy of EUball is my enemy as well.
- Israelcube (Más o menos) - I do not really hate you. I have the highest percentage of Jews in Latin America. I may recognize you BUT I RECOGNIZE PALESTINEBALL AS WELL! GIVE INDEPENDENCE TO PALESTINE OR ELSE MY FRIENDS WILL REMOVE YOU!
- "Che negro envidioso, cuantas copas tenés ?" (Chileball : "Suficiente para tener alto el IDH, jaksjaks!; Brazilball: Eu tenho cinco copas... e você?)
- LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS !!!!!
- Falklandsball? You mean Las Malvinas.
- ¡Aguante Argentinaball!
- Female leadership starts in 1974, didn't you forget that?
- No fue magia!
- Ya que el amor, De música ligera, Nada nos libra, Nada más queda (Argentinaball singing a Rock song in Spanish)
- ¿Qué te pasa Clarín, estas nervioso?
- Quien te conoce papá? (Who knows you dude?)
- Sos boludo y no tenes huevos! (You're boludo and you do not have any balls)
- Ni macri ni cristina, Espert para Argentina
- Macri es el caos.
- El mundo esta gobernado por Masones-Judios-Reptilianos-Veganos-Feminazis-Proaborto-Progres-Homosexuales-Rothschild-iluminatis-Templarios-Alienigenas y Gitanos de la orden hypergalactica de Wakanda-Vaticano-Mordor-Latveria (Argentine Nationalist)