Argentinaball

José de San Martín-icon.png José de San Martín (hero and most important liberator of Argentinaball)¡Seamos libres, que lo demás no importa nada!

Las Falklands-icon.png Malvinas son Argentinas!!! Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball's catchphrase

Argentinaball, officially the Argentine Republicball, is white the largest dinosaur species yet discovered a sovereign stateball and a federal republic located in South America. Sharing the bulk of the Southern Cone with it's neighbor Chile-icon.png Chileball to the west, the country is also neighbored by Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball and Paraguay-icon.png Paraguayball to the north, Brazil-icon.png Brazilball to the northeast and Uruguay-icon.png Uruguayball to the east, and the Drake Passage to the south. it's clay is divided into 23 separate provinces, along with it's autonomous capital CABA-icon.png Buenos Airesball. With a mainland area of 2,780,400 km

Argentinaball is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EU-icon.png EUball. This countryball has the third-largest economy of Latin America. Argentina-icon.png Argie is also a NATO-icon.png non-NATO ally.

Argentinaball is sometimes seen as an emerging power (Not potential superpower).

Argentinaball's national day is July 9th. He is also located in the same latitude as Australia-icon.png Australiaball (the northern regions, the climate here is similar to the southern regions of Australia) and New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball (central regions). The southern regions are very cold (Argentinian Patagonia), because they are very close to the Antarctica-icon.png Antarcticaball.

History

Inca-icon.png Spanish-Empire-icon.pngFrom isolation to the birth of the nation Napoleonic-icon.png British Empire-icon.png

Argentinaball was firstly inhabited by indigenous 3-icon.png 3ball such as Guarani-icon.png Guaraníball Diaguita-icon.png Diaguitaball,  Selk'nam-icon.png Selk'namball, Comechingonball, Aymara-icon.png Aymaraball Querandi-icon.png Querandiball, Huarpeball, Guaicuruball,  Inca-icon.png Inca Empireball, Tehuelche-icon.png Tehuelcheball, Charrua-icon.png Charruaball, etc. The ​​​​​ Mapuche(rawr)-icon.png Mapuche tribe was also responsible for marking an end to the Southward expansion of the Inca-icon.png Incan Empire.

In 1516 Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spain appeared in the Rio de la Plata, but got attacked by Charrua-icon.png Charruaball and had to scape.

Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spain came from north and defeated the Inca-icon.png Inca Empireball and went south, colonizing tribes like Comechingonball and  Diaguita-icon.png Diaguitaball. The Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spanish Empireball forced made Guarani-icon.png Guaraníball become Catholic-icon.png catholic to make him fight against Charrua-icon.png Charruaball and annexed both of them. Spain had to create CABA-icon.png CABA (Santa Maria del Buen Ayre) two times because  Querandi-icon.png Querandiball killed the first one.

The conquered territory bacame a Viceroyalty, and that fought and defeated bellically Portuguese Brazil-icon.png Portuguese Brazilball, and after that, she separated from the ​​​​​​ Viceroyalty of Peruball-icon.png Viceroyalty of Peruball and became the Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plata-icon.png Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball. She continued fighting against Portuguese Brazil-icon.png Portuguese Brazilball and expanded to the now called Equatorial Guinea-icon.png Equatorial Guineaball.

During 1806 and 1807 Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plata-icon.png The Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball was invaded two times by British Empire-icon.png British Empireball, but​​​​​​ British Empire-icon.png Señorito Ingles was defeated by civilians failed in both attempts, during the invasion the viceroyalty suffered double personality disorder on  Spanish Buenos Aires-icon.png Spanish Buenos Aires, this is known as the birth of Argentina, not as a political entity, but as a rebeld new personality inside  Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spanish Empireball's mind.

In 1810 the new personality decided to be independent after noticing that her mother was captured by Napoleonic-icon.png Napoleon, and fought against the  Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plata-icon.png Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball to get out of it's body (and also fought Portuguese Brazil-icon.png Portuguese Brazilball while doing so) and became United Provinces of Rio de la Plata-icon.png United Provinces of the Río de la Plataball.

United Provinces of Rio de la Plata-icon.png Liga de los Pueblos Libres-icon.png Uruguay-icon.pngFreedom wars and federal conflicts Brazilian Empire-icon.png Spanish-Empire-icon.png British Empire-icon.png

In 1815 Argentinaball was divided into United Provinces of Rio de la Plata-icon.png unitaries and Liga de los Pueblos Libres-icon.png federals, even so, United Provinces of Rio de la Plata-icon.png​​​​​ Argentinaball managed to liberate Chile-icon.png Chileball from Spanish Chile-icon.png Kingdom of Chileball.

The conflict between the unitaries and federals started when  ​​​​​ Banda Oriental-icon.png Banda Orientalball rebeled against the  United Provinces of Rio de la Plata-icon.png United Provinces due to political differences, becoming the  Liga de los Pueblos Libres-icon.png League of the Free Peoplesball.

During the fight between the United Provinces of Rio de la Plata-icon.png Unitary and Liga de los Pueblos Libres-icon.png federal sides, Brazilian Kingdom-icon.png Kingdom of Brazilball took ​​​​​ Banda Oriental-icon.png Banda Orientalball from the Liga de los Pueblos Libres-icon.png Liga de los Pueblos Libresball. The Liga de los Pueblos Libres-icon.png federals made the United Provinces of Rio de la Plata-icon.png unitaries become anarchists after attacking CABA-icon.png CABAball, a thing that made all the provinces autonomous.

In 1818 Kingdom of Hawaii-icon.png Kingdom of Hawaiiball recognized Argentina (1818)-icon.png Argentina as a country, being the first one to do it. On the same year  Argentina (1818)-icon.png Argentina occupied Monterey-icon.png Montereyball  and helped on the liberation of Central America in 1819, and due to this, most central american countryballs made their flag similar to  Argentina-icon.png Argie's.

In 1820 the Liga de los Pueblos Libres-icon.png Liga de los Pueblos Libresball was killed by Entre Rios-icon.png Entre Riosball. After that, Provincia de Buenos Aires-icon.png Buenos Airesball started to act like the boss of the other provinces, so in protest Entre Rios-icon.png Entre Riosball and Tucuman-icon.png Tucumanball proclaimed themselves as republics (they became semi-independent actually) but came back to Argentina (1818)-icon.png Argentina in 1821, because of this, Tucuman-icon.png Tucuman was divided into Santiago Del Estero-icon.png Santiago del Estero, Catamarca-icon.png Catamarca and Tucuman-icon.png Tucumanball, while Entre Rios-icon.png Entre Riosball was separated from Corrientes-icon.png Corrientes.

In 1826  Protectorate of Peru-icon.png Gran Colombia-icon.png Chile-icon.png British Empire-icon.png along with other countryballs United Provinces of Rio de la Plata-icon.png​​​​​ Argentina liberated Protectorate of Peru-icon.png Peruball and Republiquetas-icon.png Boliviaball from the Viceroyalty of Peruball-icon.png Viceroyalty of Peruball, marking the end of Spanish colonialism in South America.

During 1825 and 1828​​​​ United Provinces of Rio de la Plata-icon.png​​​​​ Argentina ( Entre Rios-icon.png Entre Riosball, Corrientes-icon.png Corrientesball, Misiones-icon.png Misionesball and rebels from Provincia Cisplatina-icon.png Cisplatinaball) and ​​​​​​ Brazilian Empire-icon.pngThe Brazilian Empire (that got help from Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussian mercenaries) fought for the territory of Provincia Cisplatina-icon.png Cisplatinaball and United Provinces of Rio de la Plata-icon.png Argentina was gaining terrain, but British Empire-icon.png UKball stopped the fight and Provincia Cisplatina-icon.png Cisplatinaball became Uruguay-icon.png Uruguayball.​ Tarija-icon.png Tarijaball left United Provinces of Rio de la Plata-icon.png Argentinaball and joined Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball due to the internal conflicts.

Argentine Confederation-icon.png Peru-Bolivian Confederation-icon.png Uruguay-icon.png Rise and fall of the confederation UK-icon.png France-icon.png Brazilian Empire-icon.png

In 1830 Argie's provinces created two alliances, the Liga del Interior-icon.png Liga del Interior and the Argentine Confederation-icon.png Federal Pact, and started a civil war that ended with the federals winning and Argentinaball becoming the Argentine Confederation-icon.png Argentine Confederation; all the provinces were able to control their own clay, but Argentine Confederation-icon.png Buenos Airesball's mind was the one controlling Argentine Confederation-icon.png argie.

On 1832 the  Argentine Confederation-icon.png Argentine Confederationball, along with  Chile-icon.png Chileball, defeated the  Spanish-Empire-icon.png Pincheira Bandball.

in the same year  USA-icon.png Gringo attacked  Argentine Confederation-icon.png Argentinaball's colony on the Falklands, but  Argentine Confederation-icon.png Argentina resisted the attack and continued being around the weakened island's colonies.

On 1833  British Empire-icon.png UKball arrived to the islands and asked nicely demanded Argentina to leave the place and take back the claim of them, wich  Argentine Confederation-icon.png Argentina did. Despite this, the relations between those two remained okay.

Around the same year  Argentine Confederation-icon.png Argentinaball made expeditions to Wallmapu-icon.png Wallmapurawr and took some of his clay, also becoming Tehuelche-icon.png Tehuelcheball's friend and helping him against sickness.

In 1837 Argentine Confederation-icon.png Argentinaball declared war against the Peru-Bolivian Confederation-icon.png Peru-Bolivian Confederationball to get back Tarija-icon.png Tarijaball, which ended up being cut in half. Another civil war between federals and unitaries (which were helped by France-icon.png Franceball) started and the federals won.

During 1839 to 1843 ​​​​​ Argentine Confederation-icon.png Argentina helped the Partido Blancos-icon.png Blancos Government rule Uruguay-icon.png Uruguay, defeating the  Partido Colorados-icon.png Colorados and blocking their naval trade of the last city they were controlling. 

In 1842  Italian-Empire-icon.png Kingdom of Italyball tried to break the naval blockade, but he was defeated by the Argentine Confederation-icon.png Argentine Confederation, so he scaped to  Montevideo-icon.png Montevideoball to help the  Partido Colorados-icon.png Colorados resist against the  Partido Blancos-icon.png Blancos.

In 1844  USA-icon.png USAball didn't notice about the situation in  Uruguay-icon.png Uruguay and got attacked by  Argentine Confederation-icon.png Argentina while trying to trade. But both of them stopped fighting and  USA-icon.png USAball left the river.

UK-icon.png UKball and France-icon.png Franceball blocked the Silver River in 1845 as a response to the  Uruguay-icon.png uruguayan situation​​​​​, but they left after UK-icon.png UKball got his ass kicked JA and France-icon.png Franceball surrendered as always.

In 1851 Argentine Confederation-icon.png Buenos Airesball (the boss of the other provinces) wanted to annex Uruguay-icon.png Uruguayball, but Entre Rios-icon.png Corrientes-icon.png Santa Fe (Argentina)-icon.png some provinces betrayed him and with the support of The Brazilian Empire-icon.png Brazilian Empire and Uruguay-icon.png Uruguay they almost killed Argentine Confederation-icon.png Buenos Airesball. The unitaries, liderated by Entre Rios-icon.png Entre Riosball, proceeded to take over the rest of the provinces to create a unified Argentina, but Provincia de Buenos Aires-icon.png Buenos Airesball rejected that and became the Estado de Buenos Aires-icon.png State of Buenos Ayres In 1852, the rest of the provinces unified in a Argentine Confederation-icon.png confederation again.

In 1859 Spain-icon.png Spainball accepted that Argentine Confederation-icon.png Argentina was independent​​​.

In 1861 the Argentine Confederation-icon.png Argentine Confederation fought against the Estado de Buenos Aires-icon.png State of Buenos Ayres, wich ended up being annexed by the Argentine Confederation-icon.png confederation, becoming modern-day Argentina-icon.png Argentina. Provincia de Buenos Aires-icon.png Buenos Airesball started another civil war making the rest of the provinces into unitario.

Argentina-icon.png Paraguay-icon.png Chile-icon.png A unified Country Nazi-icon.png Mapuche-icon.png Uruguay-icon.png

Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball secretly supported the Partido Colorados-icon.png Colorados Government to take over Uruguay-icon.png Uruguayball, while Brazilian Empire-icon.png The Brazilian Empire helped them by directly attacking Uruguay-icon.png Uruguay. In 1864 Paraguay-icon.png Paraguay attacked Brazilian Empire-icon.png The Brazilian Empire in response to help his ally... or maybe to invade him and get direct access to the sea. Paraguay-icon.png Paraguay asked Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball to make his troops pass through her clay to reach Uruguay-icon.png Uruguay, but Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball didn't let him do that, so she got attacked by Paraguay-icon.png Paraguay. Uruguay-icon.png Uruguay, Brazilian Empire-icon.png The Brazilian Empire, and Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball formed an alliance and defeated him. Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball dealt with a Argentine Confederation-icon.png confederate revolt during the war.

In 1870 Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball conquered the Chaco, killing a big part of the 3-icon.png inhabitants in the process, at the same time Argie stopped another Argentine Confederation-icon.png confederate revolt.

During 1870 and 1874 Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball had a civil war when the Mitrists from Estado de Buenos Aires-icon.png Buenos Aires revolted because Domingo Faustino Sarmiento got the presidency and not Bartolomé Mitre, but they ended up losing the war.

Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball and the  German Empire-icon.png German Empire became friends after his unification and  Argentina-icon.png Argie gained a lot of military influence from him. Also, in 1870  Argentina-icon.png Argie was adopted by the  Italian-Empire-icon.png Kingdom of Italyball (culturally, not in the sense of becoming part of it/becoming a puppet), thing that improved their relationship a lot.


​​​In 1879, during the War of the Pacific, Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball was considering helping Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball and Peru-icon.png ​​​Peruball, but Chile-icon.png Chileball offered her the majority of the Patagonia if she doesn't intervene and Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball accepted. After the war, Argentina-icon.png Argentina and Chile-icon.png Chile almost killed Wallmapu-icon.png Wallmapurawr and took all of its clay.

In 1880 Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball had a civil war again, this time Provincia de Buenos Aires-icon.png Buenos Aires started the conflict because he wanted the CABA-icon.png yes capital to be part of him, and the mitrist Corrientes-icon.png Corrientes helped him, but both were beaten.
In the same year, Argentina-icon.png Argentina and Chile-icon.png Chile almost killed all the Selk'nam-icon.png Selk'namballs after tensions with cattle and crops. Both killed 900+ of them directly.

Around 1885-1886 Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball took most of the puna de atacama from Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball after invading it.

During the Russo-Japanese War the  Japanese-Empire-icon.png Empire of Japan and  Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball became friends after argie sold him ships as support. 

From 1891 to 1916 Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball had conflicts with UC-icon.png UCball and UCR-icon.png UCRball due to Argentinaball's olygarchy and won, but  UCR-icon.png UCRball ended up becoming the ruling party.

Around 1920  Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball, ruled by  UCR-icon.png radicalism, got attacked by  Anarchism-icon.png anarchists and  Communism-icon.png rebel workers, so Argie destroyed them, killing thousands of rebels.

it stayed neutral during WW1 even under the pressure of UK-icon.png UKball to join and helped  German Empire-icon.png Germany with supplies.

During WW2 Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball tried to stay neutral because it was secretly part of the axis powers and just was neutral to function as a spacepegoat if the axis lost  because it felt a lot of respect towards it's axis friends and adoptive father, but declared war on Nazi.gif Nazi Germany and the Japanese-Empire.gif Empire of Japan in 1944 under the USA-icon.png Gringolandia pressure. After the war,  Argentina-icon.png Argie helped  Italy-icon.png Italy to recover by sending food and  Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball's ghost hid in  Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball's body.

Argentina(dictatorship)-icon.png UK-icon.png Murica-icon.png Chile-icon.png Cold War and Restoration of Democracy Ba'athist Iraq-icon.png Yugoslavia-icon.png Haiti-icon.png Ecuador-icon.png

Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball became a Argentina(dictatorship)-icon.png military dictatorship during 1930-1932 due to  Murica-icon.png Murica's intervention due to the Cold War.

Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball became a Argentina(dictatorship)-icon.png military dictatorship AGAIN during 1943-1949 due to  Murica-icon.png Murica's intervention due to the Cold War.

In 1947 Argentina(dictatorship)-icon.png Argentinaball helped Paraguay-icon.png Paraguayball on its civil war.

Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball became a Argentina(dictatorship)-icon.png military dictatorship AGAAAIN during 1955-1958 due to  Murica-icon.png Murica's intervention due to the Cold War.

On 1958  Argentina(dictatorship)-icon.png Argentinaball and  Chile-icon.png Chile autistically screamed at each other had a fight for the "Islote Snipe", suprisingly nobody got harmed though.

Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball became a Argentina(dictatorship)-icon.png military dictatorship AGAAAAAAAAAIN during 1962-1963 due to  Murica-icon.png Murica's intervention due to the Cold War.

On 1962  Argentina(dictatorship)-icon.png Argentinaball joined the naval blockade of  Soviet-icon.png USSR's trade to  Cuba-icon.png Cubaball during the Cuban Missile Crisis.

In 1965  Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball defeated  Chile-icon.png Chileball on the Battle of Laguna del Desierto, rising the tensions higher than never before. 

In 1974 the last pure Selk'nam-icon.png Selk'nam died.

Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball became a Argentina(dictatorship)-icon.png military dictatorship AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN during 1976-1983. due to  Murica-icon.png Murica's intervention due to the Cold War (yes, this one was real).

During 1975-1976 Argentina(dictatorship)-icon.png Argentinaball defeated the guerrilla groups called ERP-icon.png ERPball and Montoneros-icon.png Montonerosball, who were born as a result of the cold war.

Through 1976-1982  Argentina(dictatorship)-icon.png Argentinaball had an stress attack because of the mental instability that teh dictatorship and  Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germany's ghost were causing on it's mind and almost declared war on Augusto Pinochet-icon-0.png Chile in 1978 but Vatican-icon.png Vaticanball convinced it to don't do that. So Argentina(dictatorship)-icon.png Argie invaded the Falklands-icon.png Falklands and South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands-icon.png sanguche islands and occupied them for some time but UK-icon.png UKball beated Argentina(dictatorship)-icon.png Argentinaball, forcing it to leave the islands alone.

After the war, Argentina(dictatorship)-icon.png Argentinaball reflexioned and became democratic again. In 1989 Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball defeated the guerrilla group called MTP.

Argentinaball recently

In 1990 Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball became more interventionist, it joined the gulf coalition to fight Ba'athist Iraq-icon.png Ba'athist Iraqball, capturing +500 ships, recovering it's pride after the Malvinas war and becoming a NATO-icon.png non-NATO ally.

In 1991 it helped Croatia-icon.png Croatiaball fight against Yugoslavia-icon.png Yugoslaviaball, in 1994 participated in the USA-icon.png Poland-icon.png Argentina-icon.png Operation Uphold Democracy against Haiti-icon.png Haitiball and in 1995 Argentina sold weapons to Ecuador-icon.png Ecuadorball for the War of the Cenepa against Peru-icon.png Peruball, Argentina-icon.png Argentina regrets doing that though.

In 1994 the AMIA was bombed by an 404-icon.png unknown ball. And in 2001 Argentina-icon.png Argie suffered a economic crisis. In 2013 Argentina-icon.png Argentina became the Pope Francis-icon.png pope, being the first non-european to archieve this.

Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball is now a part of the COVID-19 pandemic and locked down the country to prevent the spread of virus.

Personality

Argentinaball is mainly portrayed as being puned for claiming to be White (European), due to Argentina having A LOT (I of mean a lot) of Italy-icon.png Italians, as well as Spain-icon.png Spanish and some Germany-icon.png Germans and Ireland-icon.png Celts

Argentinaball usually doesn't start discussions but can get very aggressive when he feels insulted, or when other countryballs make fun of him, pointing at yuo,  Brazil-icon.png Brazilball. But most of the time it's a very welcoming and friendly ball, just like his adoptive parent,  Italy-icon.png Italyball.

Argentinaball also loves football, and even if it's not the best at it, it's one of the best players on the world. And also enjoys making fun of each other with it's neighbours, sometimes going a bit too far with  Chile-icon.png Chile and  Brazil-icon.png Brazil, but deep down Argentinaball cares about them. This is what  Japan-icon.png Japanball would call a "tsundere"

Argentinaball also can be very bipolar when asked about things like his  Argentine Confederation-icon.png confederate or  Argentina(dictatorship)-icon.png dictatorial past and prefers not to talk about it's past friendship with the axis powers.  Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball's ghost still lives inside his house.

Flag Colors

Main Colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Viking 116, 172, 223 C61-M18-Y1-K0 #74ACDF
White 255,255,255 N/A #FFFFFF

Emblem Colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Buttercup 246, 180, 14 C0-M36-Y95-K0 #F6B40E
Korma 133, 52, 10 C26-M79-Y100-K34 #85340A

Subdivisions

The country is subdivided into twenty-three provinces and one autonomous city, CABA-icon.png Buenos Airesball, which is the federal capital of the nation (Spanish: Capital Federal) as decided by Congress. Argentina-icon.png Argentina has a federal system, similar to another countries. This means that its provinces and its capital have their own constitutions.

  • Provincia de Buenos Aires-icon.png Buenos Airesball - (No capital) The over-crowded metropolitan area my largest and strongest province but also the biggest troublemaker through my history, the only time you were the face that i showed to the world you made me look like a madman! i have my eyes on youi loved being a confederation, let's try again  Argentinetangle-icon.png

Relationships

Friends

Neutral

  • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - Why he can into Eurovision and I not? He did not even lives in Europe ... if he can participate in Eurovision I can too!!! Also... JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA I DEFEATINGS YOU IN RUGBY GET ABSOLUTELY REKT! You're 7th in the world! You've never been that low!
  • Brazil-icon.png Brazilball - Never forget 7-1! Friendly Rivals (especially in football) still we don't have to hate each other. we also should cooperate even more! And we fought together against ​ Paraguay-icon.pngParaguayball in Paraguayan War. BUT MARADONA IS BETTER THAN PELÉ ! (Now my stan is ded, Reeeeeeee)
  • Iran-icon.png Iranball - Complicated.
  • Quebec-icon.png Quebecball - We have neutral relations.
  • USA-icon.png USAball - Screw the Vulture Funds! (although they are already paid) We are seeking to restoring relations. Also, thanks for making me a Non-NATO ally. BUT ..(scroll below to enemies list)
    • California-icon.png Californiaball - I don't know yuo very mucho, but I remember that i occupied yuo for some days. Monterey-icon.png Hope you are doin' okay!
  • Botswana-icon.png Botswanaball - Hijo de UK-icon.png UKball. But can into removing of UK-icon.png him. ALSO BOTSWANA AND ARGENTINA NO ES SAME!!! he is the batman bootleg version of me. but he hates whites :(. We are frenimes.
  • Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball - Hehehehe, I allowed quite a lot of Nazi war criminals to come to my land and escape justice and we both hate UK-icon.png UKball. I can into Nazi. But I also have a large Israel-icon.png Jewish community too. HEIL HITLER! Tú will be back mein Führer!
  • Portugal-icon.png Portugalball - he always wanted to invade Uruguayball and reach the river of silver, Messi >>>>>>>> CR7 I also heard that you are UK-icon.png UKball's best friend so REMOVE!!!
  • Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball - Now that Cristina Fernández-icon.png Cristina Fernández de Kirchner is our current Vice President we are ok. But thanks for saying Malvinas is mine.
  • Croatia-icon.png Croatiaball - 3 - 0 WORST DAY OF MY LIFE! I helped him fight Yugoslavia-icon.png Yugoslaviaball.
  • India-icon.png Indiaball - He supports me in the World Cup and Malvinas dispute, pero DO YOU HATE BEEF? WHY? Also, he hate UK-icon.png UKball quite a bit, but he hates me because I eat cows.
  • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - I don't really hate you that much. I have the highest percentage of Jews in Latin America, BUT YOU WANTED TO TAKE THE PATAGONIA TO LIVE THERE!! I may recognize you BUT PLEASE RECOGNIZE Palestine-icon.png PALESTINEBALL AS WELL! GIVE INDEPENDENCE TO HIM OR ELSE MY Lebanon-icon.png Iran-icon.png FRIENDS Saudi Arabia-icon.png Syria-icon.png WILL REMOVE YOU! Remove Judíos from the premises!
  • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - I may not recognize you, but we have informal relations. (Lo siento, if I recognize yuo one of my provinces will fooking kill me).
  • Selk'nam-icon.png Selk'namball - Genocide?? Q-que is that thing? (starts sweating)
  • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - You helped me during the Malvinas War, but yuo also wanted to make me a commie! Also, Nazi > Commie.
  • Mapuche-icon.png Mapucheball - This freak claims a big part of my country, but at least he isn't as agressive with me as he is with Chile.
  • 3-icon.png 3ball - I respect you, but stop being such a pain in the ass!
  • Chile-icon.png Chileball - A frenemy, La Patagonia es mia!!, tengo mas copas que vos!!! Traitor, you helped UK in Malvinas War!!! we almost get along now though. (Che negro chileno, cuantas copas america te robaste boludo?)
  • Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball - My cousin. I don't mind you but pls be more kind to Western Sahara-icon.png my brother.

Enemies

  • UK-icon.png Johnsonreich - You are my worst nightmare!!! He is just the guy who didn't realized those old glory days of his generation had passed. He has evenbeen overcomed by USA-icon.png his son. I disputed the sovereignty over Falklands-icon.png Falklands Islands with him. But now he had left the EU-icon.png EUball, so there may be room for me? MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS!! REMOVE TEA!!! I DEFEATED TU THREE TIMES, YOU JUST DEFEAT ME ONCE!!! ALSO I'M BIGGER THAN TU!! But other than that, thanks for helping me in the past with my railroads and stuff like that. :) So maybe we can find a day to improve relations?
  • USA-icon.png USAball (Sometimes) - Vete Burger imperialista de mierda!! Glory to Che Guevara!!! 33-7, BEST DAY OF MY 2018 LIFE! And HANDS OFF MY LEMONS!
  • Jew-icon.png Jews - Stop calling me Nazi or am I? Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball, I will summon yuo!
  • 8-icon.png 8ball - GET EL MIERDA AWAY FROM ME! REMOVE OGGA BOOGA!!!!
  • Gabon-icon.png Gabonball - STAY AWAY FROM Equatorial Guinea-icon.png MI SOBRINA, TU PERVERTIDO!!!
  • Falklands-icon.png Malvinasball - ¡¡¡TU ARE MY RIGHTFUL CLAY!!! ¡¡¡YUO ARE MALVINAS NOT FALKLANDS!!! ¡¡¡STOP BEING LIKE THE UKBALL AND BE MINE!!! ¡JAJAJAJAJAJA!
  • Facebook-icon.png Faceblock - REMOVE FACEBLOCK!!! IT BANNED THE ARGENTINABALL PAGE ONCE!
  • Ghana-icon.png Ghanaball - Stay, away, from, my, ship! Tu eres also a hijo of UK-icon.png UKball.
  • Peru-Bolivian Confederation-icon.png Peru-Bolivian Confederationball - This thing was creado when Bolivia-icon.png Bolivia and Peru-icon.png Peru joined in a confederation, it was a threat.
  • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - I don't care who are you, but you're part of Serbia-icon.png Serbia.
  • ERP-icon.png ERP and  Montoneros-icon.png Montonerosball - KJJJJJJJ JAJAJAJA YUO CAN'T INTO MAKING ME A COMMIE! Oh mierda, I got infected with Montoneros now!
  • Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plata-icon.png Viceroyalty of Peruball-icon.png Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball and Peruball - ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL! Especially el primero.
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