José de San Martín (hero and most important liberator of Argentinaball)¡Seamos libres, que lo demás no importa nada!
Las
Malvinas son Argentinas!!!
Argentinaball's catchphrase
Argentinaball, officially the Argentine Republicball, is white the largest dinosaur species yet discovered a sovereign stateball and a federal republic located in South America. Sharing the bulk of the Southern Cone with it's neighbor
Chileball to the west, the country is also neighbored by
Boliviaball and
Paraguayball to the north,
Brazilball to the northeast and
Uruguayball to the east, and the Drake Passage to the south. it's clay is divided into 23 separate provinces, along with it's autonomous capital
Buenos Airesball. With a mainland area of 2,780,400 km
Argentinaball is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the
EUball. This countryball has the third-largest economy of Latin America.
Argie is also a
non-NATO ally.
Argentinaball is sometimes seen as an emerging power (Not potential superpower).
Argentinaball's national day is July 9th. He is also located in the same latitude as
Australiaball (the northern regions, the climate here is similar to the southern regions of Australia) and
New Zealandball (central regions). The southern regions are very cold (Argentinian Patagonia), because they are very close to the
Antarcticaball.
History
From isolation to the birth of the nation

Argentinaball was firstly inhabited by indigenous
3ball such as
Guaraníball,
Diaguitaball,
Selk'namball, Comechingonball,
Aymaraball,
Querandiball, Huarpeball, Guaicuruball,
Inca Empireball,
Tehuelcheball,
Charruaball, etc. The
Mapuche tribe was also responsible for marking an end to the Southward expansion of the
Incan Empire.
In 1516
Spain appeared in the Rio de la Plata, but got attacked by
Charruaball and had to scape.
Spain came from north and defeated the
Inca Empireball and went south, colonizing tribes like Comechingonball and
Diaguitaball. The
Spanish Empireball forced made
Guaraníball become
catholic to make him fight against
Charruaball and annexed both of them. Spain had to create
CABA (Santa Maria del Buen Ayre) two times because
Querandiball killed the first one.
The conquered territory bacame a Viceroyalty, and that fought and defeated bellically
Portuguese Brazilball, and after that, she separated from the
Viceroyalty of Peruball and became the
Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball. She continued fighting against
Portuguese Brazilball and expanded to the now called
Equatorial Guineaball.
During 1806 and 1807
The Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball was invaded two times by
British Empireball, but
Señorito Ingles was defeated by civilians failed in both attempts, during the invasion the viceroyalty suffered double personality disorder on
Spanish Buenos Aires, this is known as the birth of Argentina, not as a political entity, but as a rebeld new personality inside
Spanish Empireball's mind.
In 1810 the new personality decided to be independent after noticing that her mother was captured by
Napoleon, and fought against the
Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball to get out of it's body (and also fought
Portuguese Brazilball while doing so) and became
United Provinces of the Río de la Plataball.
Freedom wars and federal conflicts

In 1815 Argentinaball was divided into
unitaries and
federals, even so,
Argentinaball managed to liberate
Chileball from
Kingdom of Chileball.
The conflict between the unitaries and federals started when
Banda Orientalball rebeled against the
United Provinces due to political differences, becoming the
League of the Free Peoplesball.
During the fight between the
Unitary and
federal sides,
Kingdom of Brazilball took
Banda Orientalball from the
Liga de los Pueblos Libresball. The
federals made the
unitaries become anarchists after attacking
CABAball, a thing that made all the provinces autonomous.
In 1818
Kingdom of Hawaiiball recognized
Argentina as a country, being the first one to do it. On the same year
Argentina occupied
Montereyball and helped on the liberation of Central America in 1819, and due to this, most central american countryballs made their flag similar to
Argie's.
In 1820 the
Liga de los Pueblos Libresball was killed by
Entre Riosball. After that,
Buenos Airesball started to act like the boss of the other provinces, so in protest
Entre Riosball and
Tucumanball proclaimed themselves as republics (they became semi-independent actually) but came back to
Argentina in 1821, because of this,
Tucuman was divided into
Santiago del Estero,
Catamarca and
Tucumanball, while
Entre Riosball was separated from
Corrientes.
In 1826
along with other countryballs
Argentina liberated
Peruball and
Boliviaball from the
Viceroyalty of Peruball, marking the end of Spanish colonialism in South America.
During 1825 and 1828
Argentina (
Entre Riosball,
Corrientesball,
Misionesball and rebels from
Cisplatinaball) and
The Brazilian Empire (that got help from
Prussian mercenaries) fought for the territory of
Cisplatinaball and
Argentina was gaining terrain, but
UKball stopped the fight and
Cisplatinaball became
Uruguayball.
Tarijaball left
Argentinaball and joined
Boliviaball due to the internal conflicts.
Rise and fall of the confederation

In 1830 Argie's provinces created two alliances, the
Liga del Interior and the
Federal Pact, and started a civil war that ended with the federals winning and Argentinaball becoming the
Argentine Confederation; all the provinces were able to control their own clay, but
Buenos Airesball's mind was the one controlling
argie.
On 1832 the
Argentine Confederationball, along with
Chileball, defeated the
Pincheira Bandball.
in the same year
Gringo attacked
Argentinaball's colony on the Falklands, but
Argentina resisted the attack and continued being around the weakened island's colonies.
On 1833
UKball arrived to the islands and asked nicely demanded Argentina to leave the place and take back the claim of them, wich
Argentina did. Despite this, the relations between those two remained okay.
Around the same year
Argentinaball made expeditions to
Wallmapurawr and took some of his clay, also becoming
Tehuelcheball's friend and helping him against sickness.
In 1837
Argentinaball declared war against the
Peru-Bolivian Confederationball to get back
Tarijaball, which ended up being cut in half. Another civil war between federals and unitaries (which were helped by
Franceball) started and the federals won.
During 1839 to 1843
Argentina helped the
Blancos Government rule
Uruguay, defeating the
Colorados and blocking their naval trade of the last city they were controlling.
In 1842
Kingdom of Italyball tried to break the naval blockade, but he was defeated by the
Argentine Confederation, so he scaped to
Montevideoball to help the
Colorados resist against the
Blancos.
In 1844
USAball didn't notice about the situation in
Uruguay and got attacked by
Argentina while trying to trade. But both of them stopped fighting and
USAball left the river.
UKball and
Franceball blocked the Silver River in 1845 as a response to the
uruguayan situation, but they left after
UKball got his ass kicked JA and
Franceball surrendered as always.
In 1851
Buenos Airesball (the boss of the other provinces) wanted to annex
Uruguayball, but
some provinces betrayed him and with the support of The
Brazilian Empire and
Uruguay they almost killed
Buenos Airesball. The unitaries, liderated by
Entre Riosball, proceeded to take over the rest of the provinces to create a unified Argentina, but
Buenos Airesball rejected that and became the
State of Buenos Ayres In 1852, the rest of the provinces unified in a
confederation again.
In 1859
Spainball accepted that
Argentina was independent.
In 1861 the
Argentine Confederation fought against the
State of Buenos Ayres, wich ended up being annexed by the
confederation, becoming modern-day
Argentina.
Buenos Airesball started another civil war making the rest of the provinces into unitario.
A unified Country

Argentinaball secretly supported the
Colorados Government to take over
Uruguayball, while
The Brazilian Empire helped them by directly attacking
Uruguay. In 1864
Paraguay attacked
The Brazilian Empire in response to help his ally... or maybe to invade him and get direct access to the sea.
Paraguay asked
Argentinaball to make his troops pass through her clay to reach
Uruguay, but
Argentinaball didn't let him do that, so she got attacked by
Paraguay.
Uruguay,
The Brazilian Empire, and
Argentinaball formed an alliance and defeated him.
Argentinaball dealt with a
confederate revolt during the war.
In 1870
Argentinaball conquered the Chaco, killing a big part of the
inhabitants in the process, at the same time Argie stopped another
confederate revolt.
During 1870 and 1874
Argentinaball had a civil war when the Mitrists from
Buenos Aires revolted because Domingo Faustino Sarmiento got the presidency and not Bartolomé Mitre, but they ended up losing the war.
Argentinaball and the
German Empire became friends after his unification and
Argie gained a lot of military influence from him. Also, in 1870
Argie was adopted by the
Kingdom of Italyball (culturally, not in the sense of becoming part of it/becoming a puppet), thing that improved their relationship a lot.
In 1879, during the War of the Pacific,
Argentinaball was considering helping
Boliviaball and
Peruball, but
Chileball offered her the majority of the Patagonia if she doesn't intervene and
Argentinaball accepted. After the war,
Argentina and
Chile almost killed
Wallmapurawr and took all of its clay.
In 1880
Argentinaball had a civil war again, this time
Buenos Aires started the conflict because he wanted the
yes capital to be part of him, and the mitrist
Corrientes helped him, but both were beaten.
In the same year,
Argentina and
Chile almost killed all the
Selk'namballs after tensions with cattle and crops. Both killed 900+ of them directly.
Around 1885-1886
Argentinaball took most of the puna de atacama from
Boliviaball after invading it.
During the Russo-Japanese War the
Empire of Japan and
Argentinaball became friends after argie sold him ships as support.
From 1891 to 1916
Argentinaball had conflicts with
UCball and
UCRball due to Argentinaball's olygarchy and won, but
UCRball ended up becoming the ruling party.
Around 1920
Argentinaball, ruled by
radicalism, got attacked by
anarchists and
rebel workers, so Argie destroyed them, killing thousands of rebels.
it stayed neutral during WW1 even under the pressure of
UKball to join and helped
Germany with supplies.
During WW2
Argentinaball tried to stay neutral because it was secretly part of the axis powers and just was neutral to function as a spacepegoat if the axis lost because it felt a lot of respect towards it's axis friends and adoptive father, but declared war on
Nazi Germany and the
Empire of Japan in 1944 under the
Gringolandia pressure. After the war,
Argie helped
Italy to recover by sending food and
Nazi Germanyball's ghost hid in
Argentinaball's body.
Cold War and Restoration of Democracy

Argentinaball became a
military dictatorship during 1930-1932 due to .
Murica's intervention due to the Cold War
Argentinaball became a
military dictatorship AGAIN during 1943-1949 due to .
Murica's intervention due to the Cold War
In 1947
Argentinaball helped
Paraguayball on its civil war.
Argentinaball became a
military dictatorship AGAAAIN during 1955-1958 due to .
Murica's intervention due to the Cold War
On 1958
Argentinaball and
Chile autistically screamed at each other had a fight for the "Islote Snipe", suprisingly nobody got harmed though.
Argentinaball became a
military dictatorship AGAAAAAAAAAIN during 1962-1963 due to .
Murica's intervention due to the Cold War
On 1962
Argentinaball joined the naval blockade of
USSR's trade to
Cubaball during the Cuban Missile Crisis.
In 1965
Argentinaball defeated
Chileball on the Battle of Laguna del Desierto, rising the tensions higher than never before.
In 1974 the last pure
Selk'nam died.
Argentinaball became a
military dictatorship AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN during 1976-1983. due to
Murica's intervention due to the Cold War (yes, this one was real).
During 1975-1976
Argentinaball defeated the guerrilla groups called
ERPball and
Montonerosball, who were born as a result of the cold war.
Through 1976-1982
Argentinaball had an stress attack because of the mental instability that teh dictatorship and
Nazi Germany's ghost were causing on it's mind and almost declared war on
Chile in 1978 but
Vaticanball convinced it to don't do that. So
Argie invaded the
Falklands and
sanguche islands and occupied them for some time but
UKball beated
Argentinaball, forcing it to leave the islands alone.
After the war,
Argentinaball reflexioned and became democratic again. In 1989
Argentinaball defeated the guerrilla group called MTP.
Argentinaball recently
In 1990
Argentinaball became more interventionist, it joined the gulf coalition to fight
Ba'athist Iraqball, capturing +500 ships, recovering it's pride after the Malvinas war and becoming a
non-NATO ally.
In 1991 it helped
Croatiaball fight against
Yugoslaviaball, in 1994 participated in the
Operation Uphold Democracy against
Haitiball and in 1995 Argentina sold weapons to
Ecuadorball for the War of the Cenepa against
Peruball,
Argentina regrets doing that though.
In 1994 the AMIA was bombed by an
unknown ball. And in 2001
Argie suffered a economic crisis.
In 2013
Argentina became the
pope, being the first non-european to archieve this.
Argentinaball is now a part of the COVID-19 pandemic and locked down the country to prevent the spread of virus.
Personality
Argentinaball is mainly portrayed as being puned for claiming to be White (European), due to Argentina having A LOT (I of mean a lot) of
Italians, as well as
Spanish and some
Germans and
Celts.
Argentinaball usually doesn't start discussions but can get very aggressive when he feels insulted, or when other countryballs make fun of him, pointing at yuo, . But most of the time it's a very welcoming and friendly ball, just like his adoptive parent,
Brazilball
Italyball.
Argentinaball also loves football, and even if it's not the best at it, it's one of the best players on the world. And also enjoys making fun of each other with it's neighbours, sometimes going a bit too far with
Chile and
Brazil, but deep down Argentinaball cares about them. This is what
Japanball would call a "tsundere"
Argentinaball also can be very bipolar when asked about things like his
confederate or
dictatorial past and prefers not to talk about it's past friendship with the axis powers.
Nazi Germanyball's ghost still lives inside his house.
Flag Colors
Main Colors
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Viking | 116, 172, 223 | C61-M18-Y1-K0 | #74ACDF | |
| White | 255,255,255 | N/A | #FFFFFF | |
Emblem Colors
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Buttercup | 246, 180, 14 | C0-M36-Y95-K0 | #F6B40E | |
| Korma | 133, 52, 10 | C26-M79-Y100-K34 | #85340A | |
Subdivisions
The country is subdivided into twenty-three provinces and one autonomous city,
Buenos Airesball, which is the federal capital of the nation (Spanish: Capital Federal) as decided by Congress.
Argentina has a federal system, similar to another countries. This means that its provinces and its capital have their own constitutions.
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Buenos Airesball - (No capital) The over-crowded metropolitan areamy largest and strongest province but also the biggest troublemaker through my history, the only time you were the face that i showed to the world you made me look like a madman! i have my eyes on you.i loved being a confederation, let's try again
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La Matanzaball - Overpopulated with villerospartido (county) and industrial capital. -
Autonomous City of Buenos Airesball - (Yes capital) and lunfardo speaker, his personality is the one that i mostly show to other countries. He is actually a replacement of the first CABAball, because the first one got killed by querandies, but don't tell him. -
Catamarcaball - He can into lots of mountain tribes. The wind and heat here is SAVAGE! -
Chacoball - Jungles, cheap shantytowns, and heat, A LOOT OF HEAT and snakes. -
Chubutball - Province that speaks Welsh and also whale empire. -
Córdobaball - Beer!!! (Germanyball was here) the soul of the party on the country! but stop being drunk all the time goddamit -
Corrientesball Swamps, horses, crocodiles, capybaras, lots of gauchos and UNCOUNTABLE knifes. He likes to compare himself to
Texasball. -
Formosaball The province that can into brick and ball at the same time Drugs, beaches, babes and jungle -
Entre Ríosball MURGA Y CARNAVAL Best beaches in Argentina!!!!!Buenos Aires's biggest rival through history. -
Jujuyball Annoying flute players from here Boiling hot desert wasteland -
La Pampaball (Pop. 0.00) uninhabited cropland and cow empire. -
La Riojaball (Argentina) Better wine than Mendozaball. -
Mendozaball wine addict. -
Misionesball SlavicWildlife reserves, virgin rain forest and Iguazu waterfallsCOCAINE AND MARIJUANA -
Neuquénball Skiing, chocolate, dinosaurs and lakes Argentinaball's only son that is civilized -
NaziballRío NegroballNEIN!!! SEIG HEIL!!!Lots of Whales and Seals. Bariloche!Nazi Germany's ghost still lives inside this province -
San Luisball The province no one cares about. -
San Juanball The best province in el cuyoEnemy of Mendoza and Padre del Aula. -
Santa Cruzball Penguins empire and desert. -
Santa Feball That weird province that likes to eat cats ANDA A LA CANCHA BOBO! -
Santiago del Esteroball That perverted province that rapes everything he sees... -
Saltaball The bigger betterversion of Jujuyball and super-gaucho. -
Tierra del Fuegoball My very cold son and tech master.
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Argentine Antarcticaball, 372,819 sq miles of Antarctic territory
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Tucumánball Main tropical fruit And Illegal immigrantexporter, and also frustrated capital -
South Georgia and the South Sandwich IslandsballGeorgias del Sur, Sandwich del Sur, Orcadas del Sur y Setelandas del Sur (formely) - yep! i had a colony at some point!
Montereyball
Relationships
Friends
- Anyone that recognizes the Falklands as argentine, but mostly:
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Boliviaball - Lots of them in my clay. Even though most sell only vegetals It's ok. -
Cubaball -
Ernesto Che Guevara (an Argentine) participated in the Cuban Revolution. Chinaball - Superchino stores are very popular here. But control YOUR MIERDAVIRUS!
Hong Kong is yours.-
Dominican Republicball - Brother and good friend BUT TANGO > MERENGUE. -
Estoniaball - Good friend from the NordicsBaltics. She wants to be Nordic just like I want to be European. We have a
common enemy. -
Franceball - Aunt who likes our cultura y stuff like Tango. We don't talk much these days. I use some french words in my rioplatence spanish like cana (canne) and reculie (reculé). -
Indonesiaball - maradona was famous in yuor clay we both support
Palestineball. -
Irelandball - Best Friend. We both hate UKball for fought territory, there's a frienship song about us! Glory to William Brown! - Icelandball - I'm the Only South American Country that likes LazyTown.
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Italyball - My adoptive father. A lot of them in my clay and I use some Italian words, like laburo (lavoro), bacán and engrupir (gróppo) in my rioplatence Spanish (also called lunfardo). -
Japanball - Another East Asian friend like
South Koreaball. I love anime and your video games. -
Middle Eastern Countryballs - We all recognized
Palestineball, some of them can into mate! -
Saudi Arabiaball - I have the highest percentage of Muslims in Latin America. We both hate abortion but he likes
Faceblock. -
Mexicoball - Almost alwaysSaltamuros sin copas y multicuentas. -
Netherlandsball - The Dutch queen was born in Buenos Airesball. -
Norwayball - He keeps my Junta Trial tapes for safekeeping. Also, we both claim pieces of
Antarctican land. -
Palestineball - You can into independence. -
Peruball - He helped me once in the war of the
Malvinas Islands. In addition, I feel indebted with him for having sold arms to
Ecuadorball while he was at war with Perúball. Nearly of making me not into world cup, and eats pidgeon too. -
Philippinesball - My Asian sister and major non-NATO ally, I heard she wanted to become a federal republic like me and I can help her to get into G20 with the help of
USAball,
Germoney,
Indonesiaball,
Mexicoball and
Tringapore. We both have in common, corruptionfemale leadership! Also can into boxing! Why did you cancel Violetta in your clay? I'm so sad. But, thank you for naming a corned beef brand after me. You actually knew that I ate beef a lot.Misunderstood nationWe both hate
Venezuelaball. -
Polandball - I'll remember Jan Pawel for you since he visited me for stopping us taking over
Las Malvinas between me and
UKball. I can into Pole's day! And happy 100th anniversary yuo are the best slavic guy. Misunderstood nation. -
South Koreaball - By chance, do you like Messi? Also good economy. She defeated kraut. Also Real Korea. -
Spainball - My mother But 6-1 never forget.I'm her oldest son. -
Swedenball - He hates
Chileball and
Indiaball because of YouTube. Why can you not let
Estoniaball into Nordic? -
Ukraineball - We both want to join
EUball.
Crimeaball is yours. We have good relations recently. -
Uruguayball - Little brother who broke away from
Brazilball (and Rebellious Province), we created the mate. -
Vaticanball -
Pope Francis is of my descent. -
TrabasLGBTQ - You are good, but
my former president legalize your marriage thought I am Catolico and recently had an abortion referendum but the cons won. (Somehow). -
Hawaiiball - The first guy that recognized me as a country. -
Finlandball - He can into Tango too! -
EUball-can I into yuo? -
Paraguayball - My brother, there are lots of them in my clay and he can into mate, he is still a bit scared of me before the triple alliance thing though. -
Equatorial Guineaball - Long lost daughter or sister.
Vos will be mine!
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Central Americaball - I helped him get freedom, and in appreciation he made it's flag similar to mine! but he died. -
Guatemalaball - I helped her beat her commie rebel during his civil war thoshe made a genocide in hertierra. Well, her bandera looks slightly like mio but vertical. -
El Salvadorball - One of the countries that were born from FRCAball. He is my favourite of his brothers. -
Costa Ricaball - Am not going to calm down! -
Guaraniball - He is the real creator of the mate, but let's pretend that never happened. -
Germanyball - 1-0 NEVER FORGET!! Still only Football Rivals, lots of people in Argentina come from you. Can I into EU? Stop getting us out from world cups!we drink beer together sometimesand know each other from a long time. -
Russiaball,
Arab Leagueball and
African Unionball - They support me in the
Malvinas dispute! thank yuo all!! -
Western Saharaball - I don't fully recognize yuo, but I recognize your Self determination. Stay stronk brother! -
Serbiaball - I don't recognize Kosovo as independent and he recognizes Malvinas as mine. -
Armeniaball - Armenian diaspora is having colonies here. -
Canadaball - WE ARE BEST BUDDIES EVEN THOUGH JUSTIN BIEBER IS CANADIAN. ALL GOOD. SAYING SORRY EH?! But why are you UKball's dad? -
2ball-I'm your fan numer one! Lets remove
The colored assholes -
Japanese Empireball - I helped him during the Russo-Japanesse War. BOTH CAN INTO GENOCIDE! -
Roman Empireball - MY GLORIOUS EUROPEAN ANCESTOR!! I tried to use triunvirate, just like you did, but I failed.... -
Carthageball - I'm your fan, yo copied your strategy and crossed los Andes like a boss!! But, tú tried to kill my
glorious European ancestor.
Neutral
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Australiaball - Why he can into Eurovision and I not? He did not even lives in Europe ... if he can participate in Eurovision I can too!!! Also... JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA I DEFEATINGS YOU IN RUGBY GET ABSOLUTELY REKT! You're 7th in the world! You've never been that low! -
Brazilball - Never forget 7-1! Friendly Rivals (especially in football) still we don't have to hate each other. we also should cooperate even more! And we fought together against
Paraguayball in Paraguayan War. BUT MARADONA IS BETTER THAN PELÉ ! (Now my stan is ded, Reeeeeeee) -
Iranball - Complicated. -
Quebecball - We have neutral relations. -
USAball - Screw the Vulture Funds! (although they are already paid) We are seeking to restoring relations. Also, thanks for making me a Non-NATO ally. BUT ..(scroll below to enemies list)
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Californiaball - I don't know yuo very mucho, but I remember that i occupied yuo for some days.
Hope you are doin' okay!
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Botswanaball - Hijo de
UKball. But can into removing of
him. ALSO BOTSWANA AND ARGENTINA NO ES SAME!!! he is the batman bootleg version of me. but he hates whites :(.We are frenimes. -
Nazi Germanyball - Hehehehe, I allowed quite a lot of Nazi war criminals to come to my land and escape justice and we both hate
UKball. I can into Nazi.But I also have a large
Jewish community too. HEIL HITLER! Tú will be back mein Führer! -
Portugalball - he always wanted to invade Uruguayball and reach the river of silver, Messi >>>>>>>> CR7I also heard that you are
UKball's best friend so REMOVE!!! -
Venezuelaball - Now that
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner is our current Vice President we are ok. But thanks for saying Malvinas is mine. -
Croatiaball - 3 - 0 WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!I helped him fight
Yugoslaviaball. -
Indiaball - He supports me in the World Cup and Malvinas dispute, pero DO YOU HATE BEEF? WHY? Also, he hate
UKball quite a bit, but he hates me because I eat cows. -
Israelcube - I don't really hate you that much. I have the highest percentage of Jews in Latin America, BUT YOU WANTED TO TAKE THE PATAGONIA TO LIVE THERE!! I may recognize you BUT PLEASE RECOGNIZE
PALESTINEBALL AS WELL! GIVE INDEPENDENCE TO HIM OR ELSE MY
FRIENDS
WILL REMOVE YOU! Remove Judíos from the premises! -
Taiwanball - I may not recognize you, but we have informal relations. (Lo siento, if I recognize yuo one of my provinces will fooking kill me). -
Selk'namball - Genocide?? Q-que is that thing? (starts sweating) -
Soviet Unionball - You helped me during the Malvinas War, but yuo also wanted to make me a commie! Also, Nazi > Commie. -
Mapucheball - This freak claims a big part of my country, but at least he isn't as agressive with me as he is with Chile. -
3ball - I respect you, but stop being such a pain in the ass! -
Chileball - A frenemy, La Patagonia es mia!!, tengo mas copas que vos!!! Traitor, you helped UK in Malvinas War!!! we almostget along now though. (Che negro chileno, cuantas copas america te robaste boludo?) -
Moroccoball - My cousin. I don't mind you but pls be more kind to
my brother.
Enemies
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Johnsonreich - You are my worst nightmare!!! He is just the guy who didn't realized those old glory days of his generation had passed. He has evenbeen overcomed by
his son. I disputed the sovereignty over
Falklands Islands with him. But now he had left the
EUball, so there may be room for me? MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS!! REMOVE TEA!!! I DEFEATED TU THREE TIMES, YOU JUST DEFEAT ME ONCE!!! ALSO I'M BIGGER THAN TU!! But other than that, thanks for helping me in the past with my railroads and stuff like that. :) So maybe we can find a day to improve relations? -
USAball (Sometimes) - Vete Burger imperialista de mierda!! Glory to Che Guevara!!! 33-7, BEST DAY OF MY 2018 LIFE! And HANDS OFF MY LEMONS! -
Jews - Stop calling me Nazi or am I?
Nazi Germanyball, I will summon yuo! -
8ball - GET EL MIERDA AWAY FROM ME! REMOVE OGGA BOOGA!!!! -
Gabonball - STAY AWAY FROM
MI SOBRINA, TU PERVERTIDO!!! -
Malvinasball - ¡¡¡TU ARE MY RIGHTFUL CLAY!!! ¡¡¡YUO ARE MALVINAS NOT FALKLANDS!!! ¡¡¡STOP BEING LIKE THE UKBALL AND BE MINE!!! ¡JAJAJAJAJAJA! -
Faceblock - REMOVE FACEBLOCK!!! IT BANNED THE ARGENTINABALL PAGE ONCE! -
Ghanaball - Stay, away, from, my, ship! Tu eres also a hijo of
UKball. -
Peru-Bolivian Confederationball - This thing was creado when
Bolivia and
Peru joined in a confederation, it was a threat. -
Kosovoball - I don't care who are you, but you're part of
Serbia. -
ERP and
Montonerosball - KJJJJJJJ JAJAJAJA YUO CAN'T INTO MAKING ME A COMMIE! Oh mierda, I got infected with Montoneros now! -
Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball and Peruball - ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL! Especially el primero.