This article is for the countryball. For the Colombian city, see Armeniaball (Colombia).
There are people in the world who live only for themselves; there are people who live to torment others; there are also people who live to help those who suffer. And, of course, these are the only ones in the world.
— Hovhannes Tumanyan
Make a step! Remove Serzh!
— Nikol Pashinyan

Armeniaball (Armenian: Հայաստանգնդակ: Hayastangndak), officially the Republic of Armeniaball (Armenian: Հայաստանի Հանրապետությունգնդակ: Hayastani Hanrapetut'yungndak), is a country in the South Caucasus region of Eurasia. Located in Western Asia on the Armenian Highlands, he is bordered by Turkey-icon Turkeyball to the west,  Georgia-icon Georgiaball to the North, the de facto independent Republic of Artsakhball, and Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball to the east, and Iran-icon Iranball and Azerbaijan's exclave of  Nakhchivan-icon Nakhchivanball to the south.

Armeniaball is a unitary, multi-party, democratic nation-state with an ancient cultural heritage, dating to the 6th century BC. He incarnated into the modern Republic of Armeniaball in 1991 during the death of his adoptive father, the Soviet Unionball.

Armeniaball is a member of the Eurasian Union-icon Eurasian Economic Union, the Council of Europe, and the Collective Security Treaty Organization while struggling to join the EU-icon European Union because only Russia can understand his problems. Armenia supports the de facto independent Artsakhball, which was proclaimed in 1991.

Armenia has his own distinctive alphabet, which was invented in AD 405 by Mesrop Mashtots.


Welcome to the Armenian Highlands

You of wonderings, who is of Armenia? Well, sit down, grab some khorovats, and lettings me tell you a tale of Armenia. Armenia is of very ancient don't deny or no apricot stone. Armeniaball was even first mentioned by Babylon-icon Babylonball in 500's BC, his clay appearing in the world's oldest map. Armenia's real name is Hayastan and it came from gloriousest hero Hayk who defeated evil not kebab yet Bel (titan of Babylon). Legends sayings that of Armenian Highlands were where the predecessors of Armeniaball settled. Many tribes were formed like 2-icon Arme-Shupria,2-icon Mushki, 2-icon Sukhmu, Urartu-icon Uruarti, 2-icon Nairi, and 2-icon Hayasa-Azzi. Of these tribes of beings very friendly and tradings between each other. Assyria-icon Assyriaball of had great interest in the area especially in Nairi (which meanings "Land of Rivers" in his language). Nairi was of beautiful and she was very stronk.

Assyria-icon Assyriaball of many times tryings to win over Nairi, but 2-icon Hayasa-Azziball would never let it. 2-icon Hayasa-Azziball would usually pick fights with Hittites-icon Hittitesball. 2-icon Hayasa-Azziball would grow old and his son, Urartu-icon Urartuball would continue his legacy even after 2-icon Hayasa-Azzi's death. Urartu-icon Urartuball was of most popular among the Armenian tribes and he managings to unite all of the tribes and there she was, Nairiball. Urartu-icon Urartuball and 2-icon Nairiball of fellings in love with each other and married soon after which very pissed off Assyria-icon Assyriaball. He was enraged and fought Urartu-icon Urartuball. Nairi of still stayings with Urartu-icon Urartuball and together having a child. Later on, Mediaball killings Assyria-icon Assyriaball and headed to kill Urartu-icon Urartuball. Urartu-icon Urartuball and Nairiball sayings their last goodbyes to their only son as they were absorbed by Media. This son lived, and he of livings alongside Media until his death stupid Zoroastrianism-icon Zoroastrian. This boy who lived, (no Harry Potter reference) had a great adventure ahead of him. He had many friends to meet and enemies to fight like stinky kaboob. He also had a name. His name was Ancient Armenia-icon Armenia.

Glory of Tigran and Ancient Armenia-icon Ancient Armeniaball

Around that time when Armeniaball was followings pagan religion, Saint Thaddeus and Bartholomew came to Armeniaball and introduced Christian-icon Christianityball to Armeniaball. Armeniaball did not convert but, he was into thinking about that. Armeniaball had many great friends like some Ancient Greece-icon Greek city-stateballs, Georgia-icon Khachapu... ergh... I meanings Iberiaball, Caucasian Albania-icon Caucasian Shqip Albaniaball (just hopings he not become into Azerbaijan-icon pain in my assholes) and many more friends. In the 1st century BC, Armenia had the biggest amount of clay than he ever had under the rule of glorious Caesar remover of them all, Tigran Mets (Tigranes the Great). But, that glory did not last very long. Unlucky but, Armenia was in between of two great assholes empires, SPQR-icon SPQRball and Parthia-icon Parthiaball. SPQRball has caesared his way and ate Ancient Greece-icon Ancient Greeceball and came close to Armeniaball. Parthiaball, on the other hand, was trying to CONSTANTLY CONVERT ME TO SHITE Zoroastrianism-icon ZOROASTRIAN. They fought countless wars to anschluss Armenia and at some point they did but, Armenia would become independent again. Sometimes of Rome-icon Rome and Parthia were actually nice and not into anschluss but mostly anschluss. Things went otherwise as both SPQRball and Parthiaball went full anschluss on Armeniaball and then against each other. By that Armeniaball would again be released from anschluss but stay in influence of both of these apushner empires. Armenia lived happily until in the 3rd century Parthiaball got sick with CLAY REMOVING ZOROASTRIANIST ANASOUN Sassanid-icon Sassanidball. Sassanid anschlussed Armenia in 252 AD and Rome kickings Sassanid's assholes but also anschluss Armenia. Armenia was divided between Roman clay and Sassanid clay. In 384 AD SPQR-icon SPQRball died and his son Byzantine-icon Byzantineball who also was Ancient Greece-icon Greece's son continued to rule over Armenia's clay. In 428 AD the last dynasty of Ancient Armeniaball has stopped ruling as Armenia's clay became split between Byzantine-icon Byzantineball and Sassanid-icon Sassanidball.

Christianization and Bagratid Armenia-icon Bagratid Armeniaball

In 301 AD Armenia remembered the two apostles (Thaddeus and Bartholomew who into visitings him and introducings Christian-icon Christianityball, and following the blessed and greatest Grigor Lusavoritch (Gredory the Illuminator) who converted Armenia's king at that time Tiridates III into Christian-icon Christianity, Armeniaball became the first country in the world to accept Christianity as his state religion because Sassanid-icon Sassanidball was pain in Armenia's assholes by trying to convert into shite Zoroastrianism-icon Zoroastrian its of best religion. In 405 AD Mesrop Mashtots created the Armenian aybuben (alphabet) which meant Armeniaball could translate Bible finally no Greece-icon Gyro bible. In 450 AD Sassanid-icon Sassanidball of becomings into a lot of pissings because Armenia become Christian and not crap Zoroastrian that he was into forcing Armeniaball to be converted. At that time, under the leadership of respectful and honored Vardan Mamikonian, Armeniaball led a rebellion in which Sassanidball had much more army and even fought with war elephants. But, glorious Vardan kickings Sassasnids assholes and Sassanid of promise to leave Armeniaball to be Christian. Time of passings... Armeniaball did not get his goddamn independence and annex everyone lived a happy life with autonomy from both Sassanidball and Byzantine-icon Byzantineball with freedom to be Monophysitism-icon Armenian Orthodox in both empires. In the 7th century when Islam-icon Muslim caliphates rose up, they fought the Byzantineball and Sassanidball for clay. Sassanid-icon Sassanidball was killed and Islam-icon Islamball was spread to Persian clay. Using the opportunity, Armeniaball of ask Abbasid-icon Abbasidball for independence who giving Armenia independence in 880 AD. Armeniaball was of split in kingdoms like Kingdom of Atsakh-icon Kingdom of Artsakhball, Kingdom of Lori-icon Kingdom of Loriball and more. Of Vaspurakan later split from Armeniaball and Armeniaball tried to get him back to be his clay. In 1045 anasun Byzantine-icon Byzantineball used the war Armeniaball and Vaspurakanball had anschlussed the capital Ani-icon Aniball from Armenia then ate it whole. Kinda anticlimactic doesn't it seemings so? Of Armeniaball was actually being treated well under Byzantineball but he of tryings to convert him into Orthodox-icon Orthodoxyball.

Kebab arrives, Crusades and Cilicia-icon Ciliciaball

Of after Islam-icon Islamball spread his stupid sandal beatings beliefs in Arabia and Persia, Armenia's dear friend Caucasian Albania-icon Caucasian Albaniaball fell into Islamball and became completely unrecognizable. However many of Armenia's friends like Georgia-icon Kingdom of Georgiaball fought well against many caliphates and Assyria-icon Assyriaball who was controlled by camel riders Muslims but, of managed to be safe. In 11th century, something was of born that was of great cancer disaster to us all. The Seljuk-icon Seljukball, of first kebab to arrive. He was not of nice to me and my friends. He would into killings many of non-Muslims and Armeniaball had enough of his shit. Me and Georgia-icon Georgiaball removed him from premises and helped Georgiaball retrieve his capital Tbilisi-icon Tbilisiball. To be safe from butthurt kebabs, Armenballs decided to migrate to Taurus mountains where Byzantine-icon Byzantineball would give them some clay to live in thus making Cilicia-icon Ciliciaball being born. Seljukball of dyings later but his son Sultanate of Rum-icon Rumball was into growing strong with many other caliphates like Fatimid-icon Fatimidball and Abbasid-icon Abbasidball. Of their rise disturbed Papal States-icon Papal Statesball as he wishings to restore Jerusalem-icon Jerusalemcube from the Muslim rule. He of being main pope and controlling in Catholic-icon Catholicismball, he of orderings powers such as Kingdom of France-icon Kingdom of Franceball and Kingdom of England-icon Kingdom of Englandball to finish off Seljuk-icon stinky kebab Seljukball and in which Cilicia-icon Ciliciaball of decidings to help crusaders against Muslims and this war became known as the Templar Order-icon First Crusade Crusader-icon.

During the Crusader-icon First Crusade, Ciliciaball alongside other crusader of beatings Seljuk-icon Seljukball, Fatimid-icon Fatimidball and Abbasid-icon Abbasidball. Together they saw the birth of County of Edessa-icon Edessaball, Principality of Antioch-icon Antiochball, County of Tripoli-icon Tripolyball and Kingdom of Jerusalem-icon Jerusalemball. Of there were going eight more crusades be it against other kebabs or Byzantineball because off too retard and tryings to convert me to Orthodox-icon Orthodoxyball. Of Cilicia-icon Ciliciaball was split between Catholic-icon Catholic and Monophysitism-icon Apostolic and that of makings him weak. Sometime a wild Mongol Empire-icon Mongol Empireball appearings and of offerings to help against boom boom Muslims but, he dyings too soon because his sons of too tired of his shits. Of during the end of Crusader-icon Crusades Mujaheddin State-icon stupid pharaoh Mamluk-icon Mamlukball anschlussed all of the Crusader-icon Crusader States and due to Cilicia-icon Cilicia's unstable situation of religious split, he eatings him too. Armenballs of returnings back to their homeland to other Armenball but, some Armenballs stay in Cilicia-icon Cilician clay because of carrying donkey too heavy.

Division, The Great War and Armenia-icon First Republic of Armeniaball

Armenian clay was divided into two (Western and Eastern) after the Crusader-icon Crusades. It was divided between many assholes empires. Most known ones were Safavid-icon Safavidball to the east and Ottoman-icon Ottomanball. Armeniaballs lived fine with both of them and both gave some autonomy for Armens and their faith to practice Monophysitism-icon their faith. In 19th century however a new player joined the server and defeated Safavid-icon Safavidball. His name was Russian-Empire-icon Russiaball. So of Armeniaball's eastern clay became Russian and of people dance cheeki breeki all day longs it was fine. Bad part began when Ottoman-icon Ottomanball and Russian-Empire-icon Russiaball of fightings over literally everything clay (WHICH WAS OF MINE IN FACT)! Of Ottoman-icon Ottomanball lost and distrusted Armeniaball for that. He and Armeniaball began arguing and even fighting a lot especially after my dear old friend Kingdom of Greece-icon Greeceball got his independence letting Ottoman-icon Ottomanball going paranoid. He blamed Armeniaball for his military failures because he suckings donkey balls he did not want revolts to start against him. He started killings some Armenballs which led Armeniaball and Ottoman-icon Ottomanball to finally break up (as friends not couples ew). Revolutionary Dashnaks were created and began revoltings and demandings independence for many years. Of one event... Kingdom of Serbia-icon Serbiaball shooting Austria-Hungary-icon Austria-Hungaryball and startings World War I.

When World War I started Ottoman-icon Ottomanball joined German Empire-icon Germanyball and suspected Armenballs that they are traitors and help Russian-Empire-icon Russiaball because they are paranoid eshaks. Ottoman-icon Ottomanball got into pissed and decided to exterminate Armenians from existence causing Armenballs to flee to all over parts of the world. That was the most barbaric moment in Armeniaball's history and first genocide of 20th century. Dashnaks began fighting alongside Russiaball against kebab and actually were of winning a lot which made stinky kebab even more paranoid however, when Russiaball got sick with Communism-icon Communismball, he of stoppings to help Armeniaball against Ottoman-icon Ottomanball. Armenia-icon First Republic of Armeniaball became an independent country and began fighting against kebab with other powers like France-icon Franceball and UK-icon UKball. To avenge for their families slaughtered by evil Ottoman-icon kebab, Armenballs started to fight the kebab alongside Greece-icon Greeceball and Serbia-icon Serbiaball as well. That was when the famous kebab remover trio was born. Armenballs were lead by the greatest kebab removers of them all (aside Tigranes) Andranik and Garegin Nzhdeh. Even the Kurdistan-icon Kurds who fought alongside Ottoman-icon kebab said that Andranik was like a "ghost", a bullet would basically go through him. And Garegin was one of bravest leaders Armeniaball had. A great victory came when the war ended but, it came with a great cost. When Ottoman-icon kebab finally GOT REMOVED FROM PREMISES!!! REMOVE KEBAB! REMOVE KEBAB YUO ARE WORST TURK! REMOVE SULTAN! REMOVE YOUNG TURKS! REMOVE ISTANBUL! CONSTANTINOPLE OF TRUE GREEK CLAY! died, some clay was handed to Greece-icon Greeceball and Armenia-icon Armeniaball. Yuo would think is that the happy ever after ending. No. Rest was getting no better. Armenia-icon Armeniaball had to defend itseld from Ottoman-icon evil kebab's son Turkey-icon Turkeyball who wanted Armeniaball's clay here we goings again... As well Armeniaball had to return Lori-icon Loriball from Georgia2004-icon DR Georgiaball and Artsakh-icon Artsakhball from Azerbaijan-icon DR Azerbaijanball. Of once these two were Armeniaball's loved brothers (they still are I meanings but with more salt) and now they fought. Armeniaball was way into exhausted and got anschlussed by tavari tsav Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball who decidings to simply "privyet" everyone and eatings all of Caucasus. He agreed to give Armeniaball's western land WHAT TO THE FUCKS! STUPID COMMUNIST AM KILL YUO!!! Oh shit, gulags and get other parts for himself marking today's Armenian border. Glorious Ani-icon Aniball was now part of Turkey-icon Turkeyball (now known as Turkey-icon Karsball), Nakhchivan-icon Nakhchivanball and Artsakh-icon Artsakhball belonged to smelly Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball. At least he of lettings me keep Lori-icon Loriball and Armenia-icon (division) Syunikball.

Armenian SSR-icon Armenian SSRball

The 1920s were really scary ages as stupid khachapuri Stalin-icon Stalin was in power of Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball and he would send a lot of people to Gulags so Armenballs could not fight against him. He made his state emblem showing glorious mountain Ararat which used to be part of Armenia's clay before the Armenian Genocide. Of coarse that pissed of dirty and smelly Turkey-icon Turkeyball, but Armeniaball and Sovietball gave no shittings and tellings him to remove the moon from his flag as he did not ownings it. In 1939 Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball under the leadership of Hitler-icon Hitler decidings with Sovietball that they should splittings Poland-icon Polandball soungings familiar? which started World War II. Soviet-icon Soviet would at that time mindings his business and eatings Estonia-iconLatvia-iconLithuania-icon Balticballs and Finland-icon Finlandball though he was very bitter about it. But, in 1941 Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball tricked and invaded the Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball which made Armenballs join in the battle alongside all other socialist states. Armenballs has risked their lives to save many Israel-icon Jews from Ataturk 2.0 Adolf Hitler. It was of scary time and many of dyings. All SSRballs were of like a family fightings or being sent to gulags. Many Armenballs who were around the world in diaspora also fought in the Wesrern Front. The war was finally over in 1945 and the Cold War has started. Very surprisingly but Armenian SSR-icon Armenian SSRball actually was sort of friends with Azerbaijan SSR-icon Azerbaijan SSRball. It was a time when all of nations in the Warsaw Pact-icon Warsaw Pactball were very good comrades and loved each other. In 1988 however Armenian SSR-icon Nagorno-Karabakh Autonomous Oblastball did not want to be with Azerbaijan SSR-icon Azerbaijan SSRball anymore and wanted to join Armenian SSR-icon Armenian SSRball instead. stupid Soviet-icon Soviet said nyet and on top of that Azerballs caused pogroms in Sumgait and Baku-icon Baku which killed a bit more than 1000 Armenballs. The situation was sort of stable during Soviet-icon Soviet rule. But when Soviet died from dose of capitalism, the war has started.

Armenia-icon Armeniaball

Nagorno-Karabakh War has lasted from 1991 until 1994 and it was a bad war. Newly independent Armenia-icon Armeniaball suffered an earthquake in 1988 in Spitak and to this day there are rebuildings going on. Armeniaball would receive armament support from Russia-icon Russiaball and Greece-icon Greeceball. But very badly Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball also got help from Turkey-icon Turkeyball, Israel-icon Israelcube, Ukraine-icon Ukraineball and much more. Armeniaball and Artsakh-icon Nagorno-Karabakhball were able to defeat Azerbaijanball. A ceasefire was signed but, Armenia suffered an economic blockade from Turkeyball and Azerbaijanball. To this day Nagorno-Karabakhball is independent but, no one recognizes him. With the war being won, Armenia rebuilt his economies by buildings railroad with Iran-icon Iranball and having Georgia-icon Georgiaball help him export his goods to Europe. The 90s were not nice to Armenia, as not the war but he sufferings from very bad earthquake as well. But, in 2000s Armenia got on his feet and was ready to move on. Many Armenballs that live outside of Armenia that escaped from genocide helpings Armenia a lot. eshak was keep violating ceasefire and OSCE-icon OSCEball cannot doings anything about it, and hes the one that should punish those who violate ceasefire AND AZER VIOLATED IT!!! In 2015 Armeniaball joined Eurasian Union-icon Eurasian Unionball and CSTO-icon CSTOball instead of havings paper signed with EU-icon EUball as he believed that Europe won't help much and decided to be closer with Russia-icon Russiaball. In 2016 Azerbaijan-icon Sheep lover's assholes exploded and he attacked Artsakh-icon my little brother and as usual he got his assholes kicked and send back to Central Asia claimed victory while he was the one losing a lot. Armeniaball had decided to become from Presidential to Parliament Republic and will do so in 2018. When doing the switch through governments, my corrupt president cheburashka Serzh Sargsyan decided it would be a good idea to run for prime minister, the next thing you know it, the majority of my population came out to protest. For 1 month, 1 week, and 1 day, the Velvet Revolution was happening. Everyone was outside, protesting, yelling, playing music, having a good time. The leader of the opposition, Nikol Pashinyan, eventually told everyone to block every road (Except for the ones that go too my Artsakh-icon Brother), so everyone thought up of the most creative ways to block the streets. They played volleyball, cooked some khorovats, and even got haircuts. Serzh got tired of this and resigned, and eventually most of the corrupt politicians from the republican party resigned as well and Nikol was elected to Prime minister. Now Armeniaball is just sweeping away corrupt officials and generals and electing better politicians who aren't as corrupt as the ones before.



  • Artsakh-icon Artsakhball - Armenia's little kebab removing brother. Declared independence in 1991, but no countryballs of recognizing him, only other unrecognized balls and some US stateballs together with Armenia himself.
  • Javakhk-icon Javakhkball - Armenia's other little brother who lives with Georgiaball 
  • Urartu-icon Urartuball - My badass father who kickings many asses but, had rough times with Assyria-icon Assyriaball. He taught me how to always be strong no matter how difficult life can get.
  • 2-icon Nairiball - My lovely mother who would stand with my father no matter what. She taught how deer I have to hold my loved ones.
  • Hayasa-Azziball - Other grandfather (he is where the "Haya" in "Hayastan" originates).
  • Spitak-icon Spitakball - Don't worry you will be recovered soon

Friends (Ընկերներ/Ynkerner)

  • Angola-icon Angolaball - best african friend, he even voted against shameful resolution
  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball - Armenian diaspora is having colonies there. He's a friend who has stuck up for Armenia in the past.
  • Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball - Many of Armens go to Bulgaria. He is orthodox, too. Maybe we can be better friends, but for now.
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - He recognizes the Armenian Genocide, and is an ally of USA-icon USA. One of his hamlets stole my name though. I love his culture but I wonder why Russia-icon Russiaball hates him!
  • China-icon Chinaball - Is trade partner and interested in Armeniaball's economic development. Might be a good backup partner if Russiaball ever bails out on him. Also gave Yerevanball some buses. Thanks Chinastan!
  • Colombia-icon Colombiaball - The flag is similar, but upside-down, and there's even a cityball in Colombia called Armenia. He also recognizes my genocide.
  • Cyprus-icon Cyprusball - Yuo are real Cyprus! Armenia and Cyprus share good feelings towards each other, as they both hate Turkey and Azerbaijan.
  • Eurasian Union-icon Eurasian Unionball - Hopes to making money with him, but has only started. This better not be some kind of trick to resurrect Soviet Union.
  • France-icon Franceball - We have a great relationship, I help her remove kebab and we're known to give each other big points at Eurovision (my jury gave her 12 points in 2016). She also made it illegal to deny Armenian genocide on her clay.
  • Germany-icon Germanyball - Has much kebab living with him and didn't do anything to stop genocide... until 2016 when he finally of recognized it and said sorry! Danke, Germania.
  • Greece-icon Greeceball - We met so long ago that I cannot into remembering when. We were and still are great love who support each other in a difficult situation. Both hatings kebab, we are kebab removers, we are Orthodox and we want to restore glorious city of Constantinople.
  • India-icon Indiaball - They have been friends for a long time, and have close ties. Yerevan-icon Yerevanball has a yearly Indian festival too. Armeniaball supports him against evil Pakistan since Pakistan doesn't recognize Armenia.
  • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball - I like visiting him and chilling with him. Hes very hospitable and nice.
  • Iran-icon Iranball - He of used to be one of my greatest enemies and now he of one of my best friends. We like each other and have a lot of economical partnerships with each other. A lot of Persian tourist come and visit me. Let's buildings a railroad together!
  • Iraq-icon Iraqball - Has much Armenians living in his clay. We are in good relations after Saddam fell from power. Just like Syria he has lots of Armenians living in his clay. I hope he finally kills ISIS-icon ISISball. Ah wait he already did it!
  • Italy-icon Italyball - Has good pizza but I wonder why India-icon Indiaball hates him!
  • Japan-icon Japanball - I love his cars. He's good friends with Serbia-icon Serbiaball and Georgia-icon Georgiaball but I wonder why Colombia-icon Colombiaball, Kurdistan-icon Kurdistanball and Russia-icon Russiaball hate him!
  • Lebanon-icon Lebanonball - Being in Middle East Lebanonball is quite a badass and brave country, with really good food. Armenia loves Lebanon. Lebanon is also the first Middle Eastern country to recognize the Armenian genocide.
  • Malaysia-icon Malaysiaball - Thanks for building a hotel for me. I guess you are the only good kebab and I hope you will recognize my genocide.
  • Poland-icon Polandball - These countryballs aren't trade partners or something like that, but it should be there, because there is love between its people. Armeniaball's presence in the country goes back to Medieval times when Armeniaballs were fleeing Seljuk-icon Seljukball. Poland recognizes genocide and gifs Armenia cherries. Yum. F*CK YOU STUPID KURWA! MAKE ME LOSE 6-1 IN WORLD CUP NEVER FORGIVE! Anyway, happy 100th independence day Poland!
  • Romania-icon Romaniaball - We are of good friends. We are both Orthodox and,removing kebab and he hates that Hungary-icon FUCKING BOZGOR.
  • Scotland-icon Scotlandball, Northern Ireland-icon Northern Irelandball Wales-icon Walesball - You three are better than Tea cuz they can into recognize the Armenian genocide.
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball - They are good friends, Also they disagree on Artsakh-icon Artsakhball because of Serbia not wanting Kosovo-icon Kosovoball's independence. But Greece-icon Greeceball is our middleman. They are often portrayed as closer friends in comics than they are in real life, they also hate Turkey
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - Big Brother in law who protects Armenia from Turkey. Russia also supported Armenia during the Nagorno-Karabakh War and Armenia is in Eurasian Union-icon Eurasian Union with Russia-icon Russia
  • Spain-icon Spainball - Armenia and Spain like each other. 
  • Syria-icon Syriaball - They get along well, as he helped Armeniaballs during the genocide. Feels sorry for him these days though. Armeniaball is taking in some of his Syrian-Armenian and Yazidi refugees, who bring with them their fine cuisine. But please stop hating Colombia-icon Colombiaball.
  • Tajik-icon Tajikistanball - Tajikistanball gets along really well with Armeniaball as Armenian militias helped defeat Islamists in Tajikistanball with the help of Uzbekistanball. Also, Emomali Rahmon visited the Armenian Genocide memorial in Yerevan in 2017. Although there has been riots, all of that is in the past.                                       
  • Uruguay-icon Uruguayball - Uruguay will always be in Armenia's heart! First country ever to recognize the Armenian Genocide. Armenia remembers that.
  • Uzbek-icon Uzbekistanball - Despite being Turkic, Uzbekistan gets along well with Armenia. Armenians have had a presence in Central Asia for a long time and traded with the Turkic peoples there. Armenians began fleeing to Central Asia in order to escape persecution and genocide by the Ottoman-icon Ottoman Empireball. With the eruption of the Tajikistani Civil War, Uzbekistan encouraged Armenians to fight against Islamists in Tajikistan and Uzbekistan had Armenian militas fighting for them and the Tajik government. It is also thoughy that Uzbekistan unofficially recognized the Armenian Genocide.
  • Abkhazia-icon Abkhaziaball and South Ossetia-icon South Ossetiaball - I will recognize yuo two maybe, just hope Georgia-icon Georgiaball doesn't get angry. And thanks for supporting my little brother.

Neutral (Չեզոք/CH’ezok)

  • Belarus-icon Belarusball - She is very nice, but recently she sent a journalist to Azer because she simply visited my brother. She was simply into visit, why yuo be bribe by oil monies?
  • Kurdistan-icon Kurdistanball - Even if he did genocides with Ottomanball, he said he is of sorry. We are almost like brothers, close cousins actually. I will help you fight against that devil, but don't claim my lands!
  • Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball - Father. Why you gotta side with Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball in the Nagarno-Karabakh War? Oh well, you did protect me from him too though and kept me safe. 
  • EU-icon EUball - Armeniaball has mostly friendly feelings for him, even though Russia-icon Russiaball is making Armeniaball stay away from him. Disagrees with EUball on Crimea though, because he believes in the right of self-determination.
  • Georgia-icon Georgiaball - He of a brother. We share good relations even though we fight a lot. Too sad he of not no longer removings Turkey-icon kebab with me like we used to before. Also, why did you break my internet? Give back Javakhk you damn Sakartvelo.
  • Israel-icon Israelcube - Armeniaball has his own section in Jerusalem-icon Jerusalemcube. Both countries have suffered a lot because of genocide but Israel sells weapons to Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball and is close friends with Azerbaijan-iconAzerbaijanball. Israel partially recognizes the Armenian Genocide despite Israel also suffering through a genocide that killed millions.
  • Kosovo-icon Kosovoball - Reminds him of his little brother Artsakh. May recognize his independence soon, to stay consistent. Just hope Serbiaball does not get angry.
  • Kazakhstan-icon Kazakhbrick, Kyrgyz-icon Kyrgyzstanball and Turkmen-icon Turkmenistanball - They are Turkic but we can into CSTO-icon CSTOball, so not all bad.
  • OSCE-icon OSCEball - FOR GODS SAKE, PUNISH AZER, HE IS LITERALLY THE ONE VIOLATING CEASEFIRES Thanks for keeping peace in the region... sort of.
  • UK-icon UKball - we are friends, but he won't recognise genocide and won't give back Ancient Armenia-icon Ancient Armeniaball's statue of Anahit. Also he wants to mine Syunikball's gold; which even if it improves Armeniaball's economy might destroy his environment in the process. I like how you can remove kebab in WWI tho
  • Ukraine-icon Ukraineball - Orthodox brother! we have a lot of history together, going back to medieval times when some of my people traveled to his clay. we export some trading as well, and i am sorry for his genocide and what he had to go through but how come you don't acknowledge my suffering. Why do you suck on Azeri's and Turkey's microscopic wieners? Like, what do you admire in the taste of it? I cannot see the reason for this. and also by the way this stupid idiot thinks crimeaball belongs to them and hates his brother because he's salty. Let me ask you this European Slavic country bordering the black sea, "Ukraineball." Have you ever felt what it's like to be born?
    • Ukraine-icon - What the Hell.
  • USA-icon USAball - Armenia receives the second highest U.S. aid per capita behind Israel. USAball wants Armeniaball and Azerbaijanball to stop fighting and for Armeniaball to make up with Turkeyball so he can put an oil pipeline through Armenia's clay there can be peace in the region. And he wishes to undermine Armeniaball's friendship with Russiaball. Heard you were having some trouble with Erdogan. Maybe you can focus on developing me up to become a stronk country now? Your people can into lovings my culture! Also thank you for Recognizing my Genocide. Probably he can be my best friend in the future! I also have an embassy in WashingtonDC-icon DCball.
    • California-icon Californiaball - Armenia's sunny friend and supporter, who Armeniaball sometimes dubs New Cilicia.
  • Venezuela-icon VenezuelaballI KNOW that we both like Russia-icon Russiaball and that you recognize my genocide but we are neutral because you hate Colombia-icon Colombiaball. But you're fine.

Enemies (Թշնամիները/T’shnaminery)

  • Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball - My salty Caucasian brother who lives in his own imagination. Keeps lying to himself that he is stronker than me, and keeps getting his arse kicked violating ceasefires in border and also destroys my monuments. Artsakh-icon Artsakhball is free now and deal with it! Without oil yuo will die HAHAHAHAHA!
  • Hungary-icon Hungaryball - Yuo should have not released murderer, so that's why I cut ties with him and he supports Azerbaijanball.
  • Northern Cyprus-icon Northern Cyprusball - SHUT UP KEBAB PUPPET!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUO CANNOT INTO RECOGNISED!!!!!!!!!!! GREEK CYPRUS IS REAL CYPRUS!!!!!!!!
  • Nakhchivan-icon NakhchivanballSTOP DESTROYING MY MONUMENTS YOU ASSHOLE!
  • Pakistan-icon Pakistanball - He of not recognizes me because he lovings Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball. KASHMIR IS INDIAN CLAY! Also remove Scary Sucker- i mean Scary Teacher 3D!



95% of the population is Christian. Worth mentioning that Armenia is known to be the first state to adopt Christianity as religion. Has his own sect of Christianity called Armenian Apostolic. There are thousands of churches on his clay. He has one functioning mosque for the whole country built when Persiaball ruled him, mostly only used by Iran-icon Iranian tourists. And the one pagan temple of his that wasn't destroyed by Christians is occasionally used by a small sect of neopagans.

Flag Color

Main Colors

Permission Red 217, 0, 18 C5-M93-Y100-K1 #D90012
Dark Powder Blue 0, 51, 160 C100-M78-Y1-K0 #0033A0
Chrome Yellow 242, 168, 0 C1-M42-Y96-K0 #F2A800





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