- This article is for the countryball. For the Colombian city, see Armeniaball (Colombia).
|“||There are people in the world who live only for themselves; there are people who live to torment others; there are also people who live to help those who suffer. And, of course, these are the only ones in the world.||”|
— Hovhannes Tumanyan
|“||Make a step! Remove Serzh!||”|
— Nikol Pashinyan
Armeniaball (Armenian: Հայաստանգնդակ: Hayastangndak), officially the Republic of Armeniaball (Armenian: Հայաստանի Հանրապետությունգնդակ: Hayastani Hanrapetut'yungndak), is a
Kebab like Kazakhstan country in the South Caucasus region of Eurasia. Located in Western Asia on the Armenian Highlands, she is bordered by Turkeyball to the west, Georgiaball to the North, the de facto independent Republic of Artsakhball, and Azerbaijanball to the east, and Iranball and Azerbaijan's exclave of Nakhchivanball to the south.
Armeniaball is a unitary, multi-party, democratic nation-state with an ancient cultural heritage, dating to the 6th century BC. She incarnated into the modern Republic of Armeniaball in 1991 during the death of her adoptive father, the Soviet Unionball.
Armeniaball is a member of the Eurasian Economic Union, the Council of Europe, and the Collective Security Treaty Organization while struggling to join the European Union because only Russia can understand his problems. Armenia supports the de facto independent Artsakhball, which was proclaimed in 1991.
Armenia has her own distinctive alphabet, which was invented in AD 405 by Mesrop Mashtots.
Welcome to the Armenian Highlands
You of wonderings, who is of Armenia? Well, sit down, grab some khorovats, and lettings me tell you a tale of Armenia. Armenia is of very ancient
don't deny or no apricot stone. Armeniaball was even first mentioned by Babylonball in 500's BC, her clay appearing in the world's oldest map. Armenia's real name is Hayastan and it came from gloriousest hero Hayk who defeated evil not kebab yet Bel (titan of Babylon). Legends sayings that of Armenian Highlands were where the predecessors of Armeniaball settled. Many tribes were formed like Arme-Shupria, Mushki, Sukhmu, Uruarti, Nairi, and Hayasa-Azzi. Of these tribes of beings very friendly and tradings between each other. Assyriaball of had great interest in the area especially in Nairi (which meanings "Land of Rivers" in his language). Nairi was of beautiful and she was very stronk.
Assyriaball of many times tryings to win over Nairi, but Hayasa-Azziball would never let it. Hayasa-Azziball would usually pick fights with Hittitesball. Hayasa-Azziball would grow old and her daughter, Urartuball would continue her legacy even after Hayasa-Azzi's death. Urartuball was of most popular among the Armenian tribes and he managings to unite all of the tribes and there she was, Nairiball. Urartuball and Nairiball of fellings in love with each other and married soon after which very pissed off Assyriaball. He was enraged and fought Urartuball. Nairi of still stayings with Urartuball and together having a child. Later on, Mediaball killings Assyriaball and headed to kill Urartuball. Urartuball and Nairiball sayings their last goodbyes to their only daughter as they were absorbed by Media. This son lived, and he of livings alongside Media until his death
stupid Zoroastrian. This boy who lived, (no Harry Potter reference) had a great adventure ahead of him. She had many friends to meet and enemies to fight like stinky kaboob. She also had a name. Her name was Armenia.
Glory of Tigran and Ancient Armeniaball
Around that time when Armeniaball was followings pagan religion, Saint Thaddeus and Bartholomew came to Armeniaball and introduced Christianityball to Armeniaball. Armeniaball did not convert but, he was into thinking about that. Armeniaball had many great friends like some Greek city-stateballs, Khachapu... ergh... I meanings Iberiaball, Caucasian
Shqip Albaniaball (just hopings he not become into pain in my assholes) and many more friends. In the 1st century BC, Armenia had the biggest amount of clay than he ever had under the rule of glorious Caesar remover of them all, Tigran Mets (Tigranes the Great). But, that glory did not last very long. Unlucky but, Armenia was in between of two great assholes empires, SPQRball and Parthiaball. SPQRball has caesared his way and ate Ancient Greeceball and came close to Armeniaball. Parthiaball, on the other hand, was trying to CONSTANTLY CONVERT ME TO SHITE ZOROASTRIAN. They fought countless wars to anschluss Armenia and at some point they did but, Armenia would become independent again. Sometimes of Rome and Parthia were actually nice and not into anschluss but mostly anschluss. Things went otherwise as both SPQRball and Parthiaball went full anschluss on Armeniaball and then against each other. By that Armeniaball would again be released from anschluss but stay in influence of both of these apushner empires. Armenia lived happily until in the 3rd century Parthiaball got sick with CLAY REMOVING ZOROASTRIANIST ANASOUN Sassanidball. Sassanid anschlussed Armenia in 252 AD and Rome kickings Sassanid's assholes but also anschluss Armenia. Armenia was divided between Roman clay and Sassanid clay. In 384 AD SPQRball died and his son Byzantineball who also was Greece's son continued to rule over Armenia's clay. In 428 AD the last dynasty of Ancient Armeniaball has stopped ruling as Armenia's clay became split between Byzantineball and Sassanidball.
Christianization and Bagratid Armeniaball
In 301 AD Armenia remembered the two apostles (Thaddeus and Bartholomew who into visitings him and introducings Christianityball, and following the blessed and greatest Grigor Lusavoritch (Gredory the Illuminator) who converted Armenia's king at that time Tiridates III into Christianity, Armeniaball became the first country in the world to accept Christianity as his state religion because
Sassanidball was pain in Armenia's assholes by trying to convert into shite Zoroastrian its of best religion. In 405 AD Mesrop Mashtots created the Armenian aybuben (alphabet) which meant Armeniaball could translate Bible finally no Gyro bible. In 450 AD Sassanidball of becomings into a lot of pissings because Armenia become Christian and not crap Zoroastrian that he was into forcing Armeniaball to be converted. At that time, under the leadership of respectful and honored Vardan Mamikonian, Armeniaball led a rebellion in which Sassanidball had much more army and even fought with war elephants. But, glorious Vardan kickings Sassasnids assholes and Sassanid of promise to leave Armeniaball to be Christian. Time of passings... Armeniaball did not get his goddamn independence and annex everyone lived a happy life with autonomy from both Sassanidball and Byzantineball with freedom to be Armenian Orthodox in both empires. In the 7th century when Muslim caliphates rose up, they fought the Byzantineball and Sassanidball for clay. Sassanidball was killed and Islamball was spread to Persian clay. Using the opportunity, Armeniaball of ask Abbasidball for independence who giving Armenia independence in 880 AD. Armeniaball was of split in kingdoms like Kingdom of Artsakhball, Kingdom of Loriball and more. Of Vaspurakan later split from Armeniaball and Armeniaball tried to get him back to be his clay. In 1045 anasun Byzantineball used the war Armeniaball and Vaspurakanball had anschlussed the capital Aniball from Armenia then ate it whole. Kinda anticlimactic doesn't it seemings so? Of Armeniaball was actually being treated well under Byzantineball but he of tryings to convert him into Orthodoxyball.
Kebab arrives, Crusades and Ciliciaball
Of after Islamball spread his
stupid sandal beatings beliefs in Arabia and Persia, Armenia's dear friend Caucasian Albaniaball fell into Islamball and became completely unrecognizable. However many of Armenia's friends like Kingdom of Georgiaball fought well against many caliphates and Assyriaball who was controlled by camel riders Muslims but, of managed to be safe. In 11th century, something was of born that was of great cancer disaster to us all. The Seljukball, of first kebab to arrive. He was not of nice to me and my friends. He would into killings many of non-Muslims and Armeniaball had enough of his shit. Me and Georgiaball removed him from premises and helped Georgiaball retrieve his capital Tbilisiball. To be safe from butthurt kebabs, Armenballs decided to migrate to Taurus mountains where Byzantineball would give them some clay to live in thus making Ciliciaball being born. Seljukball of dyings later but his son Rumball was into growing strong with many other caliphates like Fatimidball and Abbasidball. Of their rise disturbed Papal Statesball as he wishings to restore Jerusalemcube from the Muslim rule. He of being main pope and controlling in Catholicismball, he of orderings powers such as Kingdom of Franceball and Kingdom of Englandball to finish off stinky kebab Seljukball and in which Ciliciaball of decidings to help crusaders against Muslims and this war became known as the First Crusade .
During the First Crusade, Ciliciaball alongside other crusader of beatings Seljukball, Fatimidball and Abbasidball. Together they saw the birth of Edessaball, Antiochball, Tripolyball and Jerusalemball. Of there were going eight more crusades be it against other kebabs or Byzantineball
because off too retard and tryings to convert me to Orthodoxyball. Of Ciliciaball was split between Catholic and Apostolic and that of makings him weak. Sometime a wild Mongol Empireball appearings and of offerings to help against boom boom Muslims but, he dyings too soon because his sons of too tired of his shits. Of during the end of Crusades stupid pharaoh Mamlukball anschlussed all of the Crusader States and due to Cilicia's unstable situation of religious split, he eatings him too. Armenballs of returnings back to their homeland to other Armenball but, some Armenballs stay in Cilician clay because of carrying donkey too heavy.
Division, The Great War and First Republic of Armeniaball
Armenian clay was divided into two (Western and Eastern) after the Crusades. It was divided between many
assholes empires. Most known ones were Safavidball to the east and Ottomanball. Armeniaballs lived fine with both of them and both gave some autonomy for Armens and their faith to practice their faith. In 19th century however a new player joined the server and defeated Safavidball. His name was Russiaball. So of Armeniaball's eastern clay became Russian and of people dance cheeki breeki all day longs it was fine. Bad part began when Ottomanball and Russiaball of fightings over literally everything clay (WHICH WAS OF MINE IN FACT)! Of Ottomanball lost and distrusted Armeniaball for that. He and Armeniaball began arguing and even fighting a lot especially after my dear old friend Greeceball got his independence letting Ottomanball going paranoid. He blamed Armeniaball for his military failures because he suckings donkey balls he did not want revolts to start against him. He started killings some Armenballs which led Armeniaball and Ottomanball to finally break up (as friends not couples ew). Revolutionary Dashnaks were created and began revoltings and demandings independence for many years. Of one event... Serbiaball shooting Austria-Hungaryball and startings World War I.
When World War I started Ottomanball joined Germanyball and suspected Armenballs that they are traitors and help Russiaball
because they are paranoid eshaks. Ottomanball got into pissed and decided to exterminate Armenians from existence causing Armenballs to flee to all over parts of the world. That was the most barbaric moment in Armeniaball's history and first genocide of 20th century. Dashnaks began fighting alongside Russiaball against kebab and actually were of winning a lot which made stinky kebab even more paranoid however, when Russiaball got sick with Communismball, he of stoppings to help Armeniaball against Ottomanball. First Republic of Armeniaball became an independent country and began fighting against kebab with other powers like Franceball and UKball. To avenge for their families slaughtered by evil kebab, Armenballs started to fight the kebab alongside Greeceball and Serbiaball as well. That was when the famous kebab remover trio was born. Armenballs were lead by the greatest kebab removers of them all (aside Tigranes) Andranik and Garegin Nzhdeh. Even the Kurds who fought alongside kebab said that Andranik was like a "ghost", a bullet would basically go through him. And Garegin was one of bravest leaders Armeniaball had. A great victory came when the war ended but, it came with a great cost. When kebab finally GOT REMOVED FROM PREMISES!!! REMOVE KEBAB! REMOVE KEBAB YUO ARE WORST TURK! REMOVE SULTAN! REMOVE YOUNG TURKS! REMOVE ISTANBUL! CONSTANTINOPLE OF TRUE GREEK CLAY! died, some clay was handed to Greeceball and Armeniaball. Yuo would think is that the happy ever after ending. No. Rest was getting no better. Armeniaball had to defend itseld from evil kebab's son Turkeyball who wanted Armeniaball's clay here we goings again... As well Armeniaball had to return Loriball from DR Georgiaball and Artsakhball from DR Azerbaijanball. Of once these two were Armeniaball's loved brothers (they still are I meanings but with more salt) and now they fought. Armeniaball was way into exhausted and got anschlussed by tavari tsav Soviet Unionball who decidings to simply "privyet" everyone and eatings all of Caucasus. He agreed to give Armeniaball's western land WHAT TO THE FUCKS! STUPID COMMUNIST AM KILL YUO!!! Oh shit, gulags and get other parts for himself marking today's Armenian border. Glorious Aniball was now part of Turkeyball (now known as Karsball), Nakhchivanball and Artsakhball belonged to smelly Azerbaijanball. At least he of lettings me keep Loriball and Syunikball.
The 1920s were really scary ages as
stupid khachapuri Stalin was in power of Soviet Unionball and he would send a lot of people to Gulags so Armenballs could not fight against him. He made his state emblem showing glorious mountain Ararat which used to be part of Armenia's clay before the Armenian Genocide. Of coarse that pissed of dirty and smelly Turkeyball, but Armeniaball and Sovietball gave no shittings and tellings him to remove the moon from his flag as he did not ownings it. In 1939 Nazi Germanyball under the leadership of Hitler decidings with Sovietball that they should splittings Polandball soungings familiar? which started World War II. Soviet would at that time mindings his business and eatings Balticballs and Finlandball though he was very bitter about it. But, in 1941 Nazi Germanyball tricked and invaded the Soviet Unionball which made Armenballs join in the battle alongside all other socialist states. Armenballs has risked their lives to save many Jews from Ataturk 2.0 Adolf Hitler. It was of scary time and many of dyings. All SSRballs were of like a family fightings or being sent to gulags. Many Armenballs who were around the world in diaspora also fought in the Wesrern Front. The war was finally over in 1945 and the Cold War has started. Very surprisingly but Armenian SSRball actually was sort of friends with Azerbaijan SSRball. It was a time when all of nations in the Warsaw Pactball were very good comrades and loved each other. In 1988 however Nagorno-Karabakh Autonomous Oblastball did not want to be with Azerbaijan SSRball anymore and wanted to join Armenian SSRball instead. stupid Soviet said nyet and on top of that Azerballs caused pogroms in Sumgait and Baku which killed a bit more than 1000 Armenballs. The situation was sort of stable during Soviet rule. But when Soviet died from dose of capitalism, the war has started.
Nagorno-Karabakh War has lasted from 1991 until 1994 and it was a bad war. Newly independent Armeniaball suffered an earthquake in 1988 in Spitak and to this day there are rebuildings going on. Armeniaball would receive armament support from Russiaball and Greeceball. But very badly Azerbaijanball also got help from Turkeyball, Israelcube, Ukraineball and much more. Armeniaball and Nagorno-Karabakhball were able to defeat Azerbaijanball. A ceasefire was signed but, Armenia suffered an economic blockade from Turkeyball and Azerbaijanball. To this day Nagorno-Karabakhball is independent but, no one recognizes him. With the war being won, Armenia rebuilt his economies by buildings railroad with Iranball and having Georgiaball help him export his goods to Europe. The 90s were not nice to Armenia, as not the war but he sufferings from very bad earthquake as well. But, in 2000s Armenia got on his feet and was ready to move on. Many Armenballs that live outside of Armenia that escaped from genocide helpings Armenia a lot. eshak was keep violating ceasefire and OSCEball cannot doings anything about it, and hes the one that should punish those who violate ceasefire AND AZER VIOLATED IT!!! In 2015 Armeniaball joined Eurasian Unionball and CSTOball instead of havings paper signed with EUball as he believed that Europe won't help much and decided to be closer with Russiaball. In 2016 Sheep lover's assholes exploded and he attacked my little brother and as usual he
got his assholes kicked and send back to Central Asia claimed victory while he was the one losing a lot. Armeniaball had decided to become from Presidential to Parliament Republic and will do so in 2018. When doing the switch through governments, my corrupt president cheburashka Serzh Sargsyan decided it would be a good idea to run for prime minister, the next thing you know it, the majority of my population came out to protest. For 1 month, 1 week, and 1 day, the Velvet Revolution was happening. Everyone was outside, protesting, yelling, playing music, having a good time. The leader of the opposition, Nikol Pashinyan, eventually told everyone to block every road (Except for the ones that go too my Brother), so everyone thought up of the most creative ways to block the streets. They played volleyball, cooked some khorovats, and even got haircuts. Serzh got tired of this and resigned, and eventually most of the corrupt politicians from the republican party resigned as well and Nikol was elected to Prime minister. Now Armeniaball is just sweeping away corrupt officials and generals and electing better politicians who aren't as corrupt as the ones before.
- Artsakhball - Armenia's little kebab removing brother. Declared independence in 1991, but no countryballs of recognizing him, only other unrecognized balls and some US stateballs together with Armenia himself.
- Javakhkball - Armenia's other little brother who lives with Georgiaball
- Urartuball - My badass father who kickings many asses but, had rough times with Assyriaball. He taught me how to always be strong no matter how difficult life can get.
- Nairiball - My lovely mother who would stand with my father no matter what. She taught how deer I have to hold my loved ones.
- Hayasa-Azziball - Other grandfather (he is where the "Haya" in "Hayastan" originates).
- Spitakball - Don't worry you will be recovered soon
- Angolaball - Good african friend, he even voted against shameful resolution
- Argentinaball - Armenian diaspora is having colonies there. He's a friend who has stuck up for Armenia in the past.
- Bulgariaball - Many of Armens go to Bulgaria. He is orthodox, too. Maybe we can be better friends, but for now.
- Canadaball - He recognizes the Armenian Genocide, and is an ally of USA. One of his hamlets has a name in honor of me though. I love his culture. Yep your very nice. THANK YOU FOR STOPING EXPORTS TO AZERBAIJAN!!! YEEEET YOU HAVE ANSWERED MY CALL. TOGETHER WE CAN BE BEST BUDDIES
- CARball - Another good african friend, he likes remove pirates and he's also friends with Ethiopiaball and Somalilandball. Thanks for removing those pirates.
- Chinaball - Is trade partner and interested in Armeniaball's economic development. Might be a good backup partner if Russiaball ever bails out on him. Also gave Yerevanball some buses. Thanks Chinastan! Also an kebab remover.
- : Thanks comrade. Thank yuo for loving us. Even yuo regonize me as the real china not Taiwanball the fake China.
- : Well ok. YUO DESERVE TO BE REAL CHINA! PRC CHINA STRONK! REMOE ALL EVIL KEBABS!
- : I'll agree with yuo!
- Chileball - He recognizes my genocide and I have good relations with him. But please stop hating Venezuelaball and Swedenball.
- Colombiaball - He's my South American friend. He also recognizes my genocide. But his flag is similar, but upside-down, and there's even a cityball in Colombia called Armenia. Interesting.
- Cyprusball - Yuo are real Cyprus! Armenia and Cyprus share good feelings towards each other, as they both hate Turkey and Azerbaijan.
- Ethiopiaball - Coptic African brother who recognize my genocide and even provides homes for my escaped refuges. Thanks! I appreciate your support! He is also my best african friend and trading partner. I hope you cannot into starvation anymore. He has a small Armenian community living in his clay currently from the refugees since most of them moved back to Armenia during the Soviet era. We are also both the first converters of christianity.
- Eurasian Unionball - Hopes to making money with him, but has only started. This better not be some kind of trick to resurrect Soviet Union.
- Franceball - We have a great relationship, I help her remove kebab and we're known to give each other big points at Eurovision (my jury gave her 12 points in 2016). She also made it illegal to deny Armenian genocide on her clay.
- Germanyball - Has much kebab living with him and didn't do anything to stop genocide... until 2016 when he finally of recognized it and said sorry! Danke, Germania. But also know how to controll the money.
- Greeceball - We met so long ago that I cannot into remembering when. We were and still are great love who support each other in a difficult situation. Both hatings kebab, we are kebab removers, we are Orthodox and we want to restore glorious city of Constantinople
but he is in more debts and wants to pay it up.
- Indiaball - They have been friends for a long time, and have close ties. Yerevanball has a yearly Indian festival too. Armeniaball supports him against evil Pakistan since Pakistan doesn't recognize Armenia.
- Indonesiaball - I like visiting him and chilling with him. Hes very hospitable and nice.
- Iranball - He of used to be one of my greatest enemies and now he of one of my best friends. We like each other and have a lot of economical partnerships with each other. A lot of Persian tourist come and visit me. Let's buildings a railroad together! But why are you part of the Kebab Protecting Agency.
- Iraqball - Has much Armenians living in his clay. We are in good relations after Saddam fell from power. Just like Syria he has lots of Armenians living in his clay. I hope he finally kills ISISball. Ah wait he already did it! He can into stronk evil jihadist remover!
- Italyball - Has good pizza but I wonder why Indiaball hates him!
- Japanball - I love his cars. He's good friends with Serbiaball and Georgiaball but I wonder why Colombiaball, Kurdistanball and Russiaball hate him!
- Lebanonball - Being in Middle East Lebanonball is quite a badass and brave country, with really good food. Armenia loves Lebanon. Lebanon is also the first Middle Eastern country to recognize the Armenian genocide.
- Moldovaball - Romania's little brother and he likes my friends. And he also hates that stupid kebab.
- Mexicoball - I love his tacos and he recognizes my genocide. He's also a son of Spainball and a brother of Chileball, but I wonder why Swedenball and USAball hates him!
- Polandball - These countryballs aren't trade partners or something like that, but it should be there, because there is love between its people. Armeniaball's presence in the country goes back to Medieval times when Armeniaballs were fleeing Seljukball. Poland recognizes genocide and gifs Armenia cherries. Yum.
F*CK YOU STUPID KURWA! MAKE ME LOSE 6-1 IN WORLD CUP NEVER FORGIVE!Anyway, happy 100th independence day Poland!
- Romaniaball - We are of good friends. We are both Orthodox and,removing kebab and he hates that Hungarian.
- Scotlandball, Northern Irelandball Walesball - You three are better than Tea cuz they can into recognize the Armenian genocide.
- Serbiaball - They are good friends, Also they disagree on Artsakhball because of Serbia not wanting Kosovoball's independence. But Greeceball is our middleman. They are often portrayed as closer friends in diplomacy.
- Russiaball - Big Brother in law who protects Armenia from Turkey. Russia also supported Armenia during the Nagorno-Karabakh War and Armenia is in Eurasian Union with Russia.
- Spainball - Armenia and Spain like each other.
- Syriaball - They get along well, as he helped Armeniaballs during the genocide. Feels sorry for him these days though. Armeniaball is taking in some of his Syrian-Armenian and Yazidi refugees, who bring with them their fine cuisine. But please stop hating Colombiaball.
- Tajikistanball - Tajikistanball gets along really well with Armeniaball as Armenian militias helped defeat Islamists in Tajikistanball with the help of Uzbekistanball. Also, Emomali Rahmon visited the Armenian Genocide memorial in Yerevan in 2017. Although there has been riots, all of that is in the past.
- Uruguayball - Uruguay will always be in Armenia's heart! First country ever to recognize the Armenian Genocide. Armenia remembers that.
- Swedenball - My only Nordic friend can recognize my genocide and he also hates that kebab. Thanks, Sweden!
- Uzbekistanball - Despite being Turkic, Uzbekistan gets along well with Armenia. Armenians have had a presence in Central Asia for a long time and traded with the Turkic peoples there. Armenians began fleeing to Central Asia in order to escape persecution and genocide by the Ottoman Empireball. With the eruption of the Tajikistani Civil War, Uzbekistan encouraged Armenians to fight against Islamists in Tajikistan and Uzbekistan had Armenian militas fighting for them and the Tajik government. It is also thoughy that Uzbekistan unofficially recognized the Armenian Genocide. Why Turkey and Azerbaijan didn't be like you when it comes to recognizing? Huh?
- UAEball - Only and best friend in Arabia! He recognizes my genocide and I had some of my people visiting into his clay. I also like his towers.
- Bosnia and Herzegovinaball - Huh, is he a mixed Orthodox, Catholic, Islam and multicultural country? (O_o) Let me take a look at you because you have alot of people speaking the same language like Serbia....
- Somalilandball - My new friend. But don't worry, I'll protect you with Ethiopiaball to fight this pirate kebab.
- Kazakhbrick - I like Tokayev. Kazakhs are our exceptional friends.
- Norwayball - A good friend in Scandinavia. I am inspired by his GDP.
- Myanmarball - Kebab removing partner in Southeast Asia! He likes to remove Rohingyas out of his clay, and he also hates my enemies.
- Israelcube - Armeniaball has his own section in Jerusalemcube. Both countries have suffered a lot because of genocide but Israel sells weapons to Azerbaijanball and is close friends with Azerbaijanball. Israel partially recognizes the Armenian Genocide despite Israel also suffering through a genocide that killed millions. We are ok now.
- Vietnamball - My South East Asian lover. He hates Azerbaijan and so do I. We will marry soon. BUT MAN, PLS COLLABORATE WITH CHINABALL AND HELP ME FROM STUPID AZERBAIJANBALL, AS WELL AS STOP ASSOCIATING WITH fake China as well! PLS! Yuo will help him mann. He will help yuo too-
Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball - I will recognize yuo two maybe, just hope Georgiaball doesn't get angry. And thanks for supporting my little brother.
- Belarusball - Chaos in your country makes it hard for me to deal with you sorry...
- Kurdistanball - Even if he did genocides with Ottomanball, he said he is of sorry. We are almost like brothers, close cousins actually. I will help you fight against that devil, but don't claim my lands!
- Soviet Unionball - Father. Why you gotta side with Azerbaijanball in the Nagarno-Karabakh War? Oh well, you did protect me from him too though and kept me safe at least.
- EUball - Armeniaball has mostly friendly feelings for him, even though Russiaball is making Armeniaball stay away from him. Disagrees with EUball on Crimea though, because he believes in the right of self-determination.
- Saudi Arabiaball - We are neutral. Although I hate your religion because it might going to badly happen. Also stop hating Iranball. But we still hate Turkeyball, though.
- Georgiaball - He of a brother. We share good relations even though we fight a lot. Too sad he of not no longer removings kebab with me like we used to before. Also, why did you break my internet?
Give back Javakhk you damn Sakartvelo.
- Libyaball - Thanks for recognizing my genocide but why are you friends with kebabs?
- Kyrgyzstanball and Turkmenistanball - They are Turkic but we can into CSTOball, and they are not annoying. So not all bad. But most of Turks are pissed of on Kazakhbrick for celebrating my independence day with my flag in Nur-Sultan in Russian where even an Azeri Soldier died on that day (in 21/9/2020). Plus Kyrgyzstan I know you have chaos. Let me join in with Russia in meddling in you Jeebenkov
- OSCEball -
FOR GODS SAKE, PUNISH AZER, HE IS LITERALLY THE ONE VIOLATING CEASEFIRESThanks for keeping peace in the region... sort of.
- Slovakiaball - Uhhh. We ok i guess... because he is Czech's brother
- UKball - We are friends, but he won't recognise genocide much and won't give back Ancient Armeniaball's statue of Anahit. Also he wants to mine Syunikball's gold; which even if it improves Armeniaball's economy might destroy his environment in the process.
I like how you can remove kebab in WWI tho.
- Ukraineball - Orthodox brother! we have a lot of history together, going back to medieval times when some of my people traveled to his clay. we export some trading as well, and i feel bad for him being attacked by everybody. But please help me defend my sovereignty please... We have alot in common right?
- USAball - Armenia receives the second highest U.S. aid per capita behind Israel. USAball wants Armeniaball and Azerbaijanball to stop fighting and for Armeniaball to make up with Turkeyball so there can be peace in the region. And he wishes to undermine Armeniaball's friendship with Russiaball. Heard you were having some trouble with Erdogan. Maybe you can focus on developing me up to become a stronk country now? Your people can into lovings my culture! Also thank you for Recognizing my Genocide. Probably he can be my best friend in the future! I also have an embassy in DCball.
- Californiaball - Thank you so much, Kardashian.
- Venezuelaball - I KNOW that we both like Russiaball and that you recognize my genocide but we are neutral because so much crap is happening between us
- Coronavirus - WORSE THAN ARMENIAN GENOCIDE!!! REMOVE!!! YOU INFECTED ALL OVER THE WORLD!!!
- Malaysiaball (Since 2020) - YOU TRAITOR!!! HOW DARE YOU RECOGNIZE ARTSAKH AS PART OF AZERBAIJAN!!! I thought you were my friend... HE'S NOW FRIENDS WITH THOSE KEBABS!!!
- Azerbaijanball - Turkey but smaller (see below). My salty Caucasian brother who lives in his own imagination. Keeps lying to himself that he is stronker than me, and keeps
getting his arse kickedviolating ceasefires in border and also destroys my monuments. Artsakhball is free now and deal with it stinky Turkish puppet! Without oil yuo will die HAHAHAHAHA! Wait. WHAT. YOU FUCKING JERK YOU SENT MISSILES IN TO ARTASKH CLAY? REMOVE! And unlike this stupid azeri singer's song yuo will never put yuor flag in Karabakh. Even if yuo did, that flag will be down again. It doesn't matter if yuo get though the 25 foot and put yuor flag on it. A 25 foot flag pole is truly larger. But still yuo will be paying for this!!! I will send that singer to Yerevan Prison and cease all yuor friends suporting yuo! And i'll bring Artsakh back to my clay and yuor clay to me or Iranball or half me and half Iran. I don't know. BUT YUO WILL BE PAYING FOR THIS!!!!! RUSSIA HAS A CEASEFIRE AGREEMENT AND WE ACCEPTED. LETS SEE WHAT WE GET OUT OF IT!!!
- : WHAT ABOUT YUO'LL PAY FOR WHAT YOU HAVƏ DO TO 2 OF MY MIDDLƏ SCHOOL KIDS?!?! ƏVƏN YUO BOMBƏD MƏ AND KILLƏD MY CIVILIANS AS RƏVƏNGƏ?!?! IT'S NOT RƏVƏNGƏ!!!! IT'S HOLOCAUST!!!! YUO WILL MUST PAY UP FOR THIS!!!!!! AND DO YUO THINK I FORGOT XOCALI MASSACRƏ?!?! NO!!!! BUT HAHA WƏ HAVƏ A CƏASƏFIRƏ UNDƏR RUSSIA'S ORDƏR. SO YOU CANT TOUCH MƏ
- Mauritiusball - AFRICAN FLAG STEALER!!! ALSO YOU STOLE MY BROTHERS' FLAGS!!!
- Xinjiangball - YUO CAN'T GET RID OF CHINA THE GREAT!!! EVEN ME!!! YUO DESERVE THE RE-EDUCATION CAMPS!!! OUR LESSONS ARE NOT DONE!!! BUT YUO'RE DONE!!!!! GET OFF WITH FREEDOM FOR KEBAB AND GET YUOR A$$ BACK TO THAT CAMP!!! Our lesons are being converted into PR Chinese and removing the kebabs. Get back to the camp!
- Hungaryball - Yuo should have not released murderer, so that's why I cut ties with him and he supports Azerbaijanball. Worst European country ever i have to say this. End of story! He should be sorry!
SOON ME AND ROMANIA WILL TAKE OVER YUOR CLAY FOR THAT! Not really. ALSO YUO SHOULD GO BACK WHERE YUO BELONG WITH MONGOLS LIKE WHERE YUO AND KEBAB DO IN THE PAST!!!!! YUO DESEEVE IT!!!!! I'LL SEE YUO ALL IN THE CENTER OF ASIA SOON!!!!!So soon..... And i heard he was the member of The Visegrád Groupball. Yuo will be left by yuor best friends and YUO WILL BE IN ROMANIA!!!
- Botswanaball - WHY ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH THAT BIG GENOCIDAL KEBAB AND HATE MY FRIEND ROMANIA?!?! ALSO YOU STOLE ARGENTINA'S FLAG!!! REMOVE ROBOTS AND KEBABS!!!
- ISISball - FIRST YUO KILL INNOCENT CIVILIANS AND NOW YUO BURN AND DESTROY MY CHURCHES?! LEAVE SYRIA AND IRAQ ALONE! YUO ARE EVEN WORSE THAN TURKEY! I suspect Turkeyball aids and funds him... Now i think yuo are defeated. But we WILL NOT FORGET!!!
- İlham Aliyev - No way yuo can take Karaba-
- İlham Aliyev: Sizləri Karabağ'da iti kovar gibi, kovalıyoruz!
- Qatarball - THAT STUPID TURKISH PUPPET SUPPORTS ON THAT TERRORISTS AND HE BULLIES MY BEST FRIEND!!! HE'S ALSO FRIENDS WITH KEBABS!! REMOVE KEBAB TERRORIST SUPPORTER!!!!
- Albaniaball - EUROPEAN KEBAB!!! STOP BULLYING SERBIA, YOU ASSHOLE!! ALSO HOW DARE YOU MAKE KOSOVO INDEPENDENT BY PUTTING MAJOR ALBANIANS IN HIS CLAY!!! REMOVE SHQIP AND KEBAB FROM PREMISES!!!
- Kosovoball - HOW DARE YOU BECOME INDEPENDENT FROM SERBIA, AND YOU'RE ALSO A SON OF THAT EUROPEAN KEBAB!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BECOME A PART OF SERBIA, NOT INDEPENDENT!! KOSOVO JE SRBIJA!!!
- Northern Cyprusball - SHUT UP KEBAB PUPPET!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUO CANNOT INTO RECOGNISED!!!!!!!!!!! GREEK CYPRUS IS REAL CYPRUS!!!!!!!!
- Nakhchivanball - STOP DESTROYING MY MONUMENTS YOU ASSHOLE!
- Pakistanball - He of not recognizes me because he lovings Azerbaijanball. KASHMIR IS INDIAN CLAY! Also remove Scary Teacher 3D! I will punish Mrs. T for supporting kebab. Not yet i'll do this... But remember THAT!!!
- Somaliaball - ''Ew! Pirate Kebab'. He is best friends with THE GENOCIDE so IDK whut to expect from him besides terorrisum! I heard that yuo are the poorest country and you are 75% dependent on Turkish funds. I hope Ethiopiaball annex yuo! HE also supported the genocide when he was An ottoman puppet so I hope yuo are having a pleasure with yuor no govemremnt returns. KARAMA STRIKES BACK!! KARAMA STRIKES RIGHT BACK!!!! YUO ALSO STOLE MY HUSBANDS FLAG!!
- Taiwanball - YUO ARE NOT REAL CHINA!!!! YUO IS OF TAIWAN AUTHORITY!!! MY CHINA IS REAL CHINA THAT REMOVES ALL KINDS OF KEBABS!!! NOT YUO!!! END OF STORY!!!
- Turkeyball - OH YUO ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST!!! WHY I LIVE NEXT TO KEBAB AND AZER? REMOVE KEBAB! REMOVE KEBAB FROM PREMISES! WORST COUNTRYBALL EVER! HOW DARE YUO STEAL MY CLAY AND MAKE GENOCIDE AND DENYING THAT HISTORY!!! GIB RIGHTEOUS CLAY TO ME AND MY BROTHERS!!! ARMENIA + GREECE + SERBIA + KURDISTAN = MEGA ALMIGHTY KEBAB DESTROYER THAT CAN REMOVE YUO! REMOVE KEBAB! REMOVE ERDOĞAN! REMOVE THE YOUNG TURKS! REMOVE ISTANBUL! CONSTANTINOPLE RIGHTFUL GREEK CLAY! YUO MONGOLOID PIG!
GO BACK TO YUOR START AND DIVIDE YUOR UNIBROW AND LIVE AS NOMAD IN THE STEPPE AND PLAY YUOR THROAT SONG!HAHAHAHAHAHA! YUO EVEN CHOOSE DICTATOR WHO FUCKS GOATS FOR PRESIDENT? HAHAHAHAHA! Oh yuo want open borders? Thanks! I STILL HATE YOU! 1915 NEVER FORGET! WHY DID I RECOGNIZE YUO FIRST?!!!!!! YUO SHOULD KEEP YUORSELF IN CENTRAL ASIA WITH MONGOLIA!!!!!But don't restore the damn Ottomans! If you try to restore the damn ottoman empire who was responsible for the extermination of my people, I will fucking kill you with my bare hands!!!! NO RESTORING!!! END OF STORY!!!! It doesn't matter btw, i'll might have a project to end yuo...
95% of the population is Christian. Worth mentioning that Armenia is known to be the first state to adopt Christianity as religion. Has his own sect of Christianity called Armenian Apostolic. There are thousands of churches on his clay. He has one functioning mosque for the whole country built when Persiaball ruled him, mostly only used by Iranian tourists. And the one pagan temple of his that wasn't destroyed by Christians is occasionally used by a small sect of neopagans.
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