There are people in the world who live only for themselves; there are people who live to torment others; there are also people who live to help those who suffer. And, of course, these are the only ones in the world.Hovhannes Tumanyan
Make a step! Remove Serzh!Nikol Pashinyan
Wake up! Grababrushandalittle makeup! Serj Tankian from System of a Down
Kardashianball Armeniaball (Armenian: Հայաստանգնդակ: Hayastangndak), officially the Republic of Armeniaball (Armenian: Հայաստանի Հանրապետությունգնդակ: Hayastani Hanrapetut'yungndak), is a Kebab like Kazakhstan country in the South Caucasus region of Eurasia. Located in Western Asia on the Armenian Highlands, he is bordered by
Turkeyball to the west,
Georgiaball to the north, the de facto independent Republic of Artsakhball, and
Azerbaijanball to the east, and
Iranball and Azerbaijan's exclave of
Nakhchivanball to the south.
Armeniaball is a unitary, multi-party, democratic nation-state with an ancient cultural heritage, dating back to the 6th century BC. he incarnated into the modern Republic of Armeniaball in 1991 during the death of his adoptive father, the Soviet Unionball.
Armeniaball is a member of the
Eurasian Economic Union, the Council of Europe, and the Collective Security Treaty Organization while struggling to join the
European Union because only Russia can understand his problems. Armenia supports the de facto independent Artsakhball, which was proclaimed in 1991.
Contents
History
Welcome to the Armenian Highlands
You of wonderings, who is of Armenia? Well, sit down, grab some khorovats, and lettings me tell you a tale of Armenia. Armenia is of very ancient don't deny or no apricot stone. Armeniaball was even first mentioned by
Babylonball in 500's BC, his clay appearing in the world's oldest map. Armenia's real name is Hayastan and it came from gloriousest hero Hayk who defeated evil not kebab yet Bel (titan of Babylon). Legends sayings that of Armenian Highlands were where the predecessors of Armeniaball settled. Many tribes were formed like
Arme-Shupria,
Mushki,
Sukhmu,
Uruarti,
Nairi, and
Hayasa-Azzi. Of these tribes of beings very friendly and tradings between each other.
Assyriaball of had great interest in the area especially in Nairi (which meanings "Land of Rivers" in his language). Nairi was of beautiful and he was very stronk.
Assyriaball of many times tryings to win over Nairi, but
Hayasa-Azziball would never let it.
Hayasa-Azziball would usually pick fights with
Hittitesball.
Hayasa-Azziball would grow old and his son,
Urartuball would continue his legacy even after
Hayasa-Azzi's death.
Urartuball was of most popular among the Armenian tribes and he managings to unite all of the tribes and there she was, Nairiball.
Urartuball and
Nairiball united after which very pissed off
Assyriaball. He was enraged and fought
Urartuball. Nairi of still stayings with
Urartuball. Later on, Mediaball killings
Assyriaball and headed to kill
Urartuball.
Urartuball and Nairiball got anschlussed by Media. then
Armenia was formed.
Glory of Tigran and
Ancient Armeniaball
Around that time when Armeniaball was followings pagan religion, Saint Thaddeus and Bartholomew came to Armeniaball and introduced
Christianityball to Armeniaball. Armeniaball did not convert but, he was into thinking about that. Armeniaball had many great friends like some
Greek city-stateballs,
Khachapu... ergh... I meanings Iberiaball,
Caucasian Shqip Albaniaball (just hopings he not become into
pain in my assholes) and many more friends. In the 1st century BC, Armenia had the biggest amount of clay than he ever had under the rule of glorious Caesar remover of them all, Tigran Mets (Tigranes the Great). But, that glory did not last very long. Unlucky but, Armenia was in between of two great assholes empires,
SPQRball and
Parthiaball. SPQRball has caesared his way and ate
Ancient Greeceball and came close to Armeniaball. Parthiaball, on the other hand, was trying to CONSTANTLY CONVERT ME TO SHITE
ZOROASTRIAN. They fought countless wars to anschluss Armenia and at some point they did but, Armenia would become independent again. Sometimes of
Rome and Parthia were actually nice and not into anschluss but mostly anschluss. Things went otherwise as both SPQRball and Parthiaball went full anschluss on Armeniaball and then against each other. By that Armeniaball would again be released from anschluss but stay in influence of both of these apushner empires. Armenia lived happily until in the 3rd century Parthiaball got sick with CLAY REMOVING ZOROASTRIANIST ANASOUN
Sassanidball. Sassanid anschlussed Armenia in 252 AD and Rome kickings Sassanid's assholes but also anschluss Armenia. Armenia was divided between Roman clay and Sassanid clay. In 384 AD
SPQRball died and his son
Byzantineball who also was
Greece's son continued to rule over Armenia's clay. In 428 AD the last dynasty of Ancient Armeniaball has stopped ruling as Armenia's clay became split between
Byzantineball and
Sassanidball.
Christianization and
Bagratid Armeniaball
In 301 AD Armenia remembered the two apostles (Thaddeus and Bartholomew who into visitings him and introducings
Christianityball, and following the blessed and greatest Grigor Lusavoritch (Gredory the Illuminator) who converted Armenia's king at that time Tiridates III into
Christianity, Armeniaball became the first country in the world to accept Christianity as his state religion because
Sassanidball was pain in Armenia's assholes by trying to convert into shite its of best religion. In 405 AD Mesrop Mashtots created the Armenian aybuben (alphabet) which meant Armeniaball could translate Bible . In 450 AD
Zoroastrian
Sassanidball of becomings into a lot of pissings because Armenia become Christian and not crap Zoroastrian that he was into forcing Armeniaball to be converted. At that time, under the leadership of respectful and honored Vardan Mamikonian, Armeniaball led a rebellion in which Sassanidball had much more army and even fought with war elephants. But, glorious Vardan kickings Sassasnids assholes and Sassanid of promise to leave Armeniaball to be Christian. Time of passings... Armeniaball lived a happy life with autonomy from both Sassanidball and
Byzantineball with freedom to be
Armenian Orthodox in both empires. In the 7th century when
Muslim caliphates rose up, they fought the Byzantineball and Sassanidball for clay.
Sassanidball was killed and
Islamball was spread to Persian clay. Using the opportunity, Armeniaball of ask
Abbasidball for independence who giving Armenia independence in 880 AD. Armeniaball was of split in kingdoms like
Kingdom of Artsakhball,
Kingdom of Loriball and more. Of Vaspurakan later split from Armeniaball and Armeniaball tried to get him back to be his clay. In 1045 anasun
Byzantineball used the war Armeniaball and Vaspurakanball had anschlussed the capital
Aniball from Armenia then ate it whole. Of Armeniaball was actually being treated well under Byzantineball but he of tryings to convert him into
Orthodoxyball.
Kebab arrives, Crusades and
Ciliciaball
Of after
Islamball spread his beliefs in Arabia and Persia, Armenia's dear friend
Caucasian Albaniaball fell into Islamball and became completely unrecognizable. However many of Armenia's friends like
Kingdom of Georgiaball fought well against many caliphates and
Assyriaball who was controlled by camel riders Muslims but, of managed to be safe. In 11th century, something was of born that was of great cancer disaster to us all. The
Seljukball, of first kebab to arrive. He was not of nice to me and my friends. He would into killings many of non-Muslims and Armeniaball had enough of his shit. Me and
Georgiaball removed him from premises and helped Georgiaball retrieve his capital
Tbilisiball. To be safe from kebabs, Armenballs decided to migrate to Taurus mountains where
Byzantineball would give them some clay to live in thus making
Ciliciaball being born. Seljukball of dyings later but his son
Rumball was into growing strong with many other caliphates like
Fatimidball and
Abbasidball. Of their rise disturbed
Papal Statesball as he wishings to restore
Jerusalemcube from the Muslim rule. He of being main pope and controlling in
Catholicismball, he of orderings powers such as
Kingdom of Franceball and
Kingdom of Englandball to finish off
stinky kebab Seljukball and in which
Ciliciaball of decidings to help crusaders against Muslims and this war became known as the
First Crusade
.
During the
First Crusade, Ciliciaball alongside other crusader of beatings
Seljukball,
Fatimidball and
Abbasidball. Together they saw the birth of
Edessaball,
Antiochball,
Tripolyball and
Jerusalemball. Of there were going eight more crusades be it against other kebabs or Byzantineball because off too retard and tryings to convert me to . Of
Orthodox
Ciliciaball was split between
Catholic and
Apostolic and that of makings him weak. Sometime a wild
Mongol Empireball appearings and of offerings to help against Muslims but, he dyings too soon because his sons of too tired of his shits. Of during the end of
Crusades
stupid pharaoh
Mamlukball anschlussed all of the
Crusader States and due to
Cilicia's unstable situation of religious split, he eatings him too. Armenballs of returnings back to their homeland to other Armenball but, some Armenballs stay in
Cilician clay .
Division, The Great War and
First Republic of Armeniaball
Armenian clay was divided into two (Western and Eastern) after the
Crusades. It was divided between many assholes empires. Most known ones were
Safavidball to the east and
Ottomanball. Armeniaballs lived fine with both of them and both gave some autonomy for Armens and their faith to practice
their faith. In 19th century however a new player joined the server and defeated
Safavidball. His name was
Russiaball. So of Armeniaball's eastern clay became Russian and of people dance cheeki breeki all day longs it was fine. Bad part began when
Ottomanball and
Russiaball of fightings over literally everything clay (WHICH WAS OF MINE IN FACT)! Of
Ottomanball lost and distrusted Armeniaball for that. He and Armeniaball began arguing and even fighting a lot especially after my dear old friend
Greeceball got his independence letting
Ottomanball going paranoid. He blamed Armeniaball for his military failures because he suckings donkey balls he did not want revolts to start against him. He started killings some Armenballs which led Armeniaball and
Ottomanball to finally break up (as friends not couples ew). Revolutionary Dashnaks were created and began revoltings and demandings independence for many years. Of one event...
Serbiaball shooting
Austria-Hungaryball and startings World War I.
When World War I started
Ottomanball joined
Germanyball and suspected Armenballs that they are traitors and help
Russiaball because they are paranoid eshaks.
Ottomanball got into pissed and decided to exterminate Armenians from existence causing Armenballs to flee to all over parts of the world. That was the most barbaric moment in Armeniaball's history and first genocide of 20th century. Dashnaks began fighting alongside Russiaball against kebab and actually were of winning a lot which made stinky kebab even more paranoid however, when Russiaball got sick with
Communismball, he of stoppings to help Armeniaball against
Ottomanball.
First Republic of Armeniaball became an independent country and began fighting against kebab with other powers like
Franceball and
UKball. To avenge for their families slaughtered by evil
kebab, Armenballs started to fight the kebab alongside
Greeceball and
Serbiaball as well. That was when the famous kebab remover trio was born. Armenballs were lead by the greatest kebab removers of them all (aside Tigranes) Andranik and Garegin Nzhdeh. Even the
Kurds who fought alongside
kebab said that Andranik was like a "ghost", a bullet would basically go through him. And Garegin was one of bravest leaders Armeniaball had. A great victory came when the war ended but, it came with a great cost. When
kebab finally GOT REMOVED FROM PREMISES!!! REMOVE KEBAB! REMOVE KEBAB YUO ARE WORST TURK! REMOVE SULTAN! REMOVE YOUNG TURKS! REMOVE ISTANBUL! CONSTANTINOPLE OF TRUE GREEK CLAY! died, some clay was handed to
Greeceball and
Armeniaball. Yuo would think is that the happy ever after ending. No. Rest was getting no better.
Armeniaball had to defend itseld from
evil kebab's son
Turkeyball who wanted Armeniaball's clay here we goings again... As well Armeniaball had to return
Loriball from
DR Georgiaball and
Artsakhball from
DR Azerbaijanball. Of once these two were Armeniaball's loved brothers (they still are I meanings but with more salt) and now they fought. Armeniaball was way into exhausted and got anschlussed by tavari tsav
Soviet Unionball who decidings to simply "privyet" everyone and eatings all of Caucasus. He agreed to give Armeniaball's western land WHAT TO THE FUCKS! STUPID COMMUNIST AM KILL YUO!!! Oh shit, gulags and get other parts for himself marking today's Armenian border. Glorious
Aniball was now part of
Turkeyball (now known as
Karsball),
Nakhchivanball and
Artsakhball belonged to smelly
Azerbaijanball. At least he of lettings me keep
Loriball and
Syunikball.
Armenian SSRball
The 1920s were really scary ages as stupid khachapuri
Stalin was in power of
Soviet Unionball and he would send a lot of people to Gulags so Armenballs could not fight against him. He made his state emblem showing glorious mountain Ararat which used to be part of Armenia's clay before the Armenian Genocide. Of coarse that pissed of dirty and smelly
Turkeyball, but Armeniaball and Sovietball gave no shittings and tellings him to remove the moon from his flag as he did not ownings it. In 1939
Nazi Germanyball under the leadership of
Hitler decidings with Sovietball that they should splittings
Polandball soungings familiar? which started World War II.
Soviet would at that time mindings his business and eatings
Balticballs and
Finlandball though he was very bitter about it. But, in 1941
Nazi Germanyball tricked and invaded the
Soviet Unionball which made Armenballs join in the battle alongside all other socialist states. Armenballs has risked their lives to save many
Jews from Ataturk 2.0 Adolf Hitler. It was of scary time and many of dyings. All SSRballs were of like a family fightings or being sent to gulags. Many Armenballs who were around the world in diaspora also fought in the Wesrern Front. The war was finally over in 1945 and the Cold War has started. Very surprisingly but
Armenian SSRball actually was sort of friends with
Azerbaijan SSRball. It was a time when all of nations in the
Warsaw Pactball were very good comrades and loved each other. In 1988 however
Nagorno-Karabakh Autonomous Oblastball did not want to be with
Azerbaijan SSRball anymore and wanted to join
Armenian SSRball instead. stupid
Soviet said nyet and on top of that Azerballs caused pogroms in Sumgait and
Baku which killed a bit more than 1000 Armenballs. The situation was sort of stable during
Soviet rule. But when Soviet died from dose of capitalism, the war has started.
Armeniaball
Nagorno-Karabakh War has lasted from 1991 until 1994 and it was a bad war. Newly independent
Armeniaball suffered an earthquake in 1988 in Spitak and to this day there are rebuildings going on. Armeniaball would receive armament support from
Russiaball and
Greeceball. But very badly
Azerbaijanball also got help from
Turkeyball,
Israelcube,
Ukraineball and much more. Armeniaball and
Nagorno-Karabakhball were able to defeat Azerbaijanball. A ceasefire was signed but, Armenia suffered an economic blockade from Turkeyball and Azerbaijanball. To this day Nagorno-Karabakhball is independent but, no one recognizes him. With the war being won, Armenia rebuilt his economies by buildings railroad with
Iranball and having
Georgiaball help him export his goods to Europe. The 90s were not nice to Armenia, as not the war but he sufferings from very bad earthquake as well. But, in 2000s Armenia got on his feet and was ready to move on. Many Armenballs that live outside of Armenia that escaped from genocide helpings Armenia a lot. eshak was keep violating ceasefire and
OSCEball cannot doings anything about it, and hes the one that should punish those who violate ceasefire AND AZER VIOLATED IT!!! In 2015 Armeniaball joined
Eurasian Unionball and
CSTOball instead of havings paper signed with
EUball as he believed that Europe won't help much and decided to be closer with
Russiaball. In 2016
Sheep lover's assholes exploded and he attacked
my little brother and as usual he got his assholes kicked and send back to Central Asia claimed victory while he was the one losing a lot. Armeniaball had decided to become from Presidential to Parliament Republic and will do so in 2018. When doing the switch through governments, my corrupt president cheburashka Serzh Sargsyan decided it would be a good idea to run for prime minister, the next thing you know it, the majority of my population came out to protest. For 1 month, 1 week, and 1 day, the Velvet Revolution was happening. Everyone was outside, protesting, yelling, playing music, having a good time. The leader of the opposition, Nikol Pashinyan, eventually told everyone to block every road (Except for the ones that go too my
Brother), so everyone thought up of the most creative ways to block the streets. They played volleyball, cooked some khorovats, and even got haircuts. Serzh got tired of this and resigned, and eventually most of the corrupt politicians from the republican party resigned as well and Nikol was elected to Prime minister. Now Armeniaball is just sweeping away corrupt officials and generals and electing better politicians who aren't as corrupt as the ones before.
Relations
Friends (Ընկերներ/Ynkerner)
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Angolaball - Good african friend, he even voted against this shameful resolution! -
Argentinaball - Armenian diaspora is having colonies there. He's a friend who has stuck up for Armenia in the past. -
Boliviaball - Yuo recognize the genocide, and we both like
Ethiopiaball a lot, so we are really good friends. -
Brazilball - Of many thanks for taking in my refugees during the genocide. We are friends with
Lebanonball too. -
Bulgariaball - Many of Armens go to Bulgaria. He is orthodox, too. Maybe we can be better friends, but for now. -
Canadaball - He recognizes the Armenian Genocide, and is an ally of
USA. One of his hamlets has a name in honor of me though. I love his culture. Yep your very nice. THANK YOU FOR STOPING EXPORTS TO AZERBAIJAN!!! YEEEET YOU HAVE ANSWERED MY CALL. TOGETHER WE CAN BE BEST BUDDIES
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Quebecball - The first province to recognize my genocide!
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CARball - Another good african friend, he likes remove
pirates and he's also friends with
Ethiopiaball. Thanks for removing those pirates. -
Chinaball - Is trade partner and interested in Armeniaball's economic development. Might be a good backup partner if
Russiaball ever bails out on him. Also gave
Yerevanball some buses. Thanks Chinastan! Also an kebab remover. -
Chileball - He recognizes my genocide and I have good relations with him. -
Crimeaball - Yuo are Russian clay. -
Cyprusball - Yuo are real Cyprus! Armenia and Cyprus share good feelings towards each other, as they both hate Turkey and Azerbaijan. -
Egyptball - We both hate
filthy turks and
genocider bitch. -
Ethiopiaball - Coptic African brother who recognize my genocide and even provides homes for my escaped refuges. Thanks! I appreciate your support! He is also my best african friend and trading partner. I hope you cannot into starvation anymore. He has a small Armenian community living in his clay currently from the refugees since most of them moved back to Armenia during the Soviet era. We are also both the first converters of christianity. -
Ethiopian Empireball - You helped fight against
kebab, and you held of my refugees. -
Eurasian Unionball - Hopes to making money with him, but has only started. This better not be some kind of trick to resurrect Soviet Union. -
Franceball - We have a great relationship, I help her remove kebab and we're known to give each other big points at Eurovision (my jury gave her 12 points in 2016). She also made it illegal to deny Armenian genocide on her clay. -
Germanyball - Has much kebab living with him and didn't do anything to stop genocide... until 2016 when he finally of recognized it and said sorry! Danke, Germania. But also know how to controll the money. -
Greeceball - We met so long ago that I cannot into remembering when. We were and still are great love who support each other in a difficult situation. Both hatings kebab, we are kebab removers, we are Orthodox and we want to restore glorious city of Constantinoplebut he is in more debts and wants to pay it up. -
Indiaball - They have been friends for a long time, and have close ties.
Yerevanball has a yearly Indian festival too. Armeniaball supports him against
evil Pakistan since Pakistan doesn't recognize Armenia. -
Indonesiaball - I like visiting him and chilling with him. He's very hospitable and nice, althrough you are kebab but he want to Recognized My Genocide just like his
Father.
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Baliball - My People Likes his Beaches and He Hates Kebabs too.
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Iranball - He of used to be one of my greatest enemies and now he of one of my best friends. We likeach other and have a lot of economical partnerships with each other. A lot of Persian tourists come and visit me. Let's buildings a railroad together! -
Iraqball - Has much Armenians living in his clay. We are in good relations after Saddam fell from power. Just like Syria he has lots of Armenians living in his clay. I hope he finally kills
ISISball. Ah wait he already did it! He can into stronk evil jihadist remover! But he is of Kebab. -
Italyball - Has good pizza but I wonder why
Indiaball hates him! -
Japanball - I love his cars. He's good friends with
Serbiaball and
Georgiaball but I wonder why
Colombiaball,
Kurdistanball and
Russiaball hate him! -
Kazakhbrick - I like Tokayev. Kazakhs are our exceptional friends. Even if he's Turkic, he also my friend. But most of Turks are pissed off about yuo for celebrating my independence day with my flag in Nur-Sultan in Russian language on social media where even an
Azeri Soldier died on that day (in 21/9/2020). Well... -
Lebanonball - Being in Middle East Lebanonball is quite a badass and brave country, with really good food. Armenia loves Lebanon. Lebanon is also the first Middle Eastern country to recognize the Armenian genocide. -
Moldovaball -
Romania's little brother and he likes
my friends. And he also hates that stupid
kebab. -
Mexicoball - I love his tacos and he recognizes my genocide. He's also a son of
Spainball and a brother of
Chileball, but I wonder why
Swedenball and
USAball hates him! -
Norwayball - A good friend in Scandinavia. I am inspired by his GDP. -
Polandball - These countryballs aren't trade partners or something like that, but it should be there, because there is love between its people. Armeniaball's presence in the country goes back to Medieval times when Armeniaballs were fleeing
Seljukball. Poland recognizes genocide and gifs Armenia cherries. Yum. F*CK YOU STUPID KURWA! MAKE ME LOSE 6-1 IN WORLD CUP NEVER FORGIVE!Anyway, happy 100th independence day Poland! -
Romaniaball - We are of good friends. We are both Orthodox and,removing kebab and he hates that
Hungarian. -
Scotlandball,
Northern Irelandball
Walesball - You three are better than Tea cuz they can into recognize the Armenian genocide. -
Serbiaball - They are good friends, Also they disagree on
Artsakhball because of Serbia not wanting
Kosovoball's independence. But
Greeceball is our middleman. They are often portrayed as closer friends in diplomacy. -
Russiaball - Big Brother in law who protects Armenia from Turkey. Russia also supported Armenia during the Nagorno-Karabakh War and Armenia is in
Eurasian Union with
Russia. -
Spainball - Armenia and Spain like each other. -
Syriaball - They get along well, as he helped Armeniaballs during the genocide. Feels sorry for him these days though. Armeniaball is taking in some of his Syrian-Armenian and Yazidi refugees, who bring with them their fine cuisine. But please stop hating
Colombiaball. -
Swedenball - My only Nordic friend can recognize my genocide and he also hates that
kebab. Thanks, Sweden! -
Tajikistanball - Tajikistanball gets along really well with Armeniaball as Armenian militias helped defeat Islamists in Tajikistanball with the help of Uzbekistanball. Also, Emomali Rahmon visited the Armenian Genocide memorial in Yerevan in 2017. Although there has been riots, all of that is in the past. -
Tringapore - My immigrants contributed significantly in the development of his clay, and the Armenian Church is also the oldest church in his clay. Great friend in Southeast Asia, and I am inspired by his model of development. -
Uruguayball - Uruguay will always be in Armenia's heart! First country ever to recognize the Armenian Genocide. Armenia remembers that. -
Uzbekistanball - Despite being Turkic, Uzbekistan gets along well with Armenia. Armenians have had a presence in Central Asia for a long time and traded with the Turkic peoples there. Armenians began fleeing to Central Asia in order to escape persecution and genocide by the
Ottoman Empireball. With the eruption of the Tajikistani Civil War, Uzbekistan encouraged Armenians to fight against Islamists in Tajikistan and Uzbekistan had Armenian militas fighting for them and the Tajik government. It is also thoughy that Uzbekistan unofficially recognized the Armenian Genocide. Why Turkey and Azerbaijan didn't be like you when it comes to recognizing? Huh? -
UAEball - Only and best friend in Arabia! He recognizes my genocide and I had some of my people visiting into his clay. I also like his towers. -
Norwayball - A good friend in Scandinavia. I am inspired by his GDP. -
Myanmarball - Kebab removing partner in Southeast Asia! He likes to remove
Rohingyas out of his clay, and he also hates
my enemies. -
Vietnamball - Good Asian bro. Has very good relations but damn he likes
kebab. PLOX COLLABORATE WITH
CHINABALL TO SAVE ME FROM
THIS BULLYING PRICK PLOX! -
Abkhaziaball and
South Ossetiaball - I will recognize yuo two maybe, just hope
Georgiaball doesn't get angry. And thanks for supporting my little brother.
Neutral (Չեզոք/CH’ezok)
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Belarusball - Chaos in your country makes it hard for me to deal with you sorry... -
Bosnia and Herzegovinaball - Huh, is he a mixed Orthodox, Catholic, Islam and multicultural country? (O_o) Let me take a look at you because you have alot of people speaking the same language like Serbia.... -
Colombiaball - He's my South American friend. He also recognizes my genocide, and there's even a cityball in Colombia called Armenia. Interesting. But why yuor flag so similar to mine??!! -
Kurdistanball - Even if he did genocides with Ottomanball, he said he is of sorry. We are almost like brothers, close cousins actually. I will help you fight against that devil, but don't claim my lands! FUCK OFF WİTH YOU İMAGİNARY KURDİSTAN YOU İNFANT RAT THAT ESCAPED FROM ZAGRO MOUNTAİNS AND SETTLED İN ARMENİAN LANDS WİTH THE HELP OF TURKS AFTER 1071. FUCK OFF VAN WUZ OUR CAPİTAL ALONG WİTH OTHER ARMENİAN CİTİES OF BINGOL, MUSH, TIGRANKERT! WE WİLL TAKE BACK TURKİSH İNFESTED ERZURUM, ERZINCAN, SEBASTİA AND THEN WE WİLL TAKE BACK THESE KURDİSH İNFESTED CİTİES FROM YOU! GET THE FUCK OFF MY CİTİES AND RETURN TO IRANİAN MOUNTAİNS YOU WHORESONS. -
Soviet Unionball - Father. Why you gotta side with
Azerbaijanball in the Nagarno-Karabakh War? Oh well, you did protect me from him too though and kept me safe at least. -
EUball - Armeniaball has mostly friendly feelings for him, even though
Russiaball is making Armeniaball stay away from him. Disagrees with EUball on Crimea though, because he believes in the right of self-determination. -
Saudi Arabiaball - We are neutral. Although I hate your religion because it might going to badly happen. Also stop hating
Iranball. But it's okay we didn't improve relations and we still hate
Turkeyball, though. -
Georgiaball - He of a brother. We share good relations even though we fight a lot. Too sad he of not no longer removings
kebab with me like we used to before. Also, why did you break my internet? Give back Javakhk you damn Sakartvelo. -
Libyaball - Thanks for recognizing my genocide but why are you friends with
kebabs? -
Kyrgyzstanball and
Turkmenistanball - They are Turkic but we can into
CSTOball, and they are not annoying. So not all bad. Plus Kyrgyzstan I know you have chaos. Let me join in with Russia in meddling in you Jeebenkov -
OSCEball - FOR GODS SAKE, PUNISH AZER, HE IS LITERALLY THE ONE VIOLATING CEASEFIRESThanks for keeping peace in the region... sort of. -
Slovakiaball - Uhhh. We ok i guess... because he is Czech's brother BUT STOP SAYING
NAGORNO-KARABAKH IS
AZERBAIJAN!!! -
UKball - We are friends, but he won't recognise genocide much and won't give back
Ancient Armeniaball's statue of Anahit. Also he wants to mine Syunikball's gold; which even if it improves Armeniaball's economy might destroy his environment in the process. I like how you can remove kebab in WWI tho. -
Ukraineball - Orthodox brother! we have a lot of history together, going back to medieval times when some of my people traveled to his clay. we export some trading as well, and i feel bad for him being attacked by everybody. But please help me defend my sovereignty please... We have alot in common right? -
USAball (Except for
Mississippiball)- Armenia receives the second highest U.S. aid per capita behind Israel. USAball wants Armeniaball and Azerbaijanball to stop fighting and for Armeniaball to make up with Turkeyball so there can be peace in the region. And he wishes to undermine Armeniaball's friendship with Russiaball. Heard you were having some trouble with Erdogan. Maybe you can focus on developing me up to become a stronk country now? Your people can into lovings my culture! Also thank you for Recognizing my Genocide Unlike Yuor Daughter Who Does not Recognized my Genocide. Probably he can be my best friend in the future! I also have an embassy in
DCball. Also I respect him alot.
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Californiaball - Thank you so much, Kardashian.
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Venezuelaball - I KNOW that we both like
Russiaball and that you recognize my genocide but we are neutral because so much crap is happening between us -
Malaysiaball (Since 2020) - Even though you became friends with
this idiot. But at least I give him a hotel though. -
Israelcube - We have both been through a lot and we previously had good relations, but you're far too supportive of
Azerbaijanball. STOP THIS COMPLICITY IN GENOCIDE OR I WILL WITHDRAW MY AMBASSADOR!
Enemies (Թշնամիները/T’shnaminery)
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Mississippiball - YUO SAY THAT THE ARMENIAN GENOCIDE DIDN'T HAPPEN, YUO RACIST, YUO PUPPET OF TURKEY, AND THE ONLY,ONLY AMERICAN STATE THAT DOESN'T RECOGNIZE THE ARMENIAN GENOCIDE!!!Enjoy getting run over by
my best friend's socialism hahaha. -
FSAball - LEAVE
REAL SYRIA ALONE, YOU TURKISH PUPPET!!! REMOVE FSA!!! REMOVE ERDOGAN!!! REMOVE THE SYRIAN JIHADS!!! -
Azerbaijanball - Turkey but smaller (see below). My salty Caucasian brother who lives in his own imagination. Keeps lying to himself that he is stronker than me, and keeps getting his arse kickedviolating ceasefires in border and also destroys my monuments.
Artsakhball is free now and deal with it stinky Turkish puppet! Without oil yuo will die HAHAHAHAHA! Wait. WHAT. YOU FUCKING JERK YOU SENT MISSILES IN TO ARTASKH CLAY? REMOVE! And unlike this stupid azeri singer's song yuo will never put yuor flag in Karabakh. Even if yuo did, that flag will be down again. It doesn't matter if yuo get though the 25 foot and put yuor flag on it. A 25 foot flag pole is truly larger. But still yuo will be paying for this!!! I will send that singer to Yerevan Prison and cease all yuor friends suporting yuo! And i'll bring Artsakh back to my clay and yuor clay to me or
Iranball or half me and half Iran. I don't know. BUT YUO WILL BE PAYING FOR THIS!!!!! RUSSIA HAS A CEASEFIRE AGREEMENT AND WE ACCEPTED. LETS SEE WHAT WE GET OUT OF IT!!! -
Dagestanball -
Azer's Puppet in Russia. REMOVE! Meh. Who the hell is even he? He is not even gonna make it to greater one. Even he has a villige with most of me. And it's called Karabagly. BUT I STILL DON'T THINK YUO CAN EVEN SEE YUOR BROTHERS TAKING THE HELL OUTTA ME!!! I DON'T THINK SO. SO I DON'T CARE!!! AT ALL!!! NO DAMN WAY!!! -
Iranian Azerbaijanball - Another
azer's Puppet that wants to stop the trucks coming from
Iran to make Azerbaijan beat me during the war. And i don't even care about even if yuo took a quarter of Iran. I care about gibing yuo no freedom at all. E V E N I K N O W T H I S T R I C K D I D N ' T Y A ?OH SHOOT!!! HE IS EVEN BIGGER THAN AZERBAIJAN AND ME!!! But he's not stronger than me!!! REMOVE AZERI-IRANIANS!!! YUO SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN EXISTING!!!Again I know whan yuor locked by country and I'll do in the future. -
Mauritiusball - FLAG STEALER!!! AND ALSO YOU STOLE MY BROTHERS' FLAGS!!! -
Meghalayaball - Another Flag Stealer???? Get original! -
Xinjiangball - YUO CAN'T GET RID OF
CHINA THE GREAT!!! EVEN ME!!! YUO DESERVE THE RE-EDUCATION CAMPS!!! OUR LESSONS ARE NOT DONE!!! BUT YUO'RE DONE!!!!! GET OFF WITH FREEDOM FOR KEBABZ AND GET YUOR A$$ BACK TO THAT CAMP!!! ur people are being converted into PR Chinese and removing the kebab elements. Get back to the camp! If yuo don't want more troubles come to yuo, come join China! Come join kebab remov- -
Hungaryball - Yuo should have not released murderer, so that's why I cut ties with him and he supports
Azerbaijanball. Worst European country ever i have to say this. End of story! He should be sorry! So soon... And i heard he was the member of The Visegrád Groupball. -
Botswanaball - WHY ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH
THAT BIG GENOCIDAL KEBAB AND HATE MY FRIEND ROMANIA?!?! ALSO YOU STOLE ARGENTINA'S FLAG!!! REMOVE ROBOTS AND KEBABS!!! -
ISISball - FIRST YUO KILL INNOCENT CIVILIANS AND NOW YUO BURN AND DESTROY MY CHURCHES?! LEAVE SYRIA AND IRAQ ALONE! YUO ARE EVEN WORSE THAN TURKEY! I suspect Turkeyball aids and funds him... Now i think yuo are defeated. But we WILL NOT FORGET!!! - İlham Aliyev - No way yuo can take Karaba-
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Qatarball - THAT STUPID TURKISH PUPPET SUPPORTS ON THAT
TERRORISTS AND HE'S ALSO FRIENDS WITH
KEBABS!! REMOVE KEBAB TERRORIST SUPPORTER!!!! -
Albaniaball - EUROPEAN KEBAB!!! STOP BULLYING
SERBIA, YOU ASSHOLE!! ALSO HOW DARE YOU MAKE
KOSOVO INDEPENDENT BY PUTTING MAJOR ALBANIANS IN HIS CLAY!!! REMOVE SHQIP AND KEBAB FROM PREMISES!!! -
Kosovoball - HOW DARE YOU BECOME INDEPENDENT FROM
SERBIA, AND YOU'RE ALSO A SON OF THAT
EUROPEAN KEBAB!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BECOME A PART OF SERBIA, NOT INDEPENDENT!! KOSOVO JE SRBIJA!!! -
Northern Cyprusball - SHUT UP KEBAB PUPPET!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUO CANNOT INTO RECOGNISED!!!!!!!!!!! GREEK CYPRUS IS REAL CYPRUS!!!!!!!! -
North Macedoniaball - He hates me for no reason. -
Nakhchivanball - STOP DESTROYING MY MONUMENTS YOU ASSHOLE! -
Pakistanball - He of not recognizes me because he lovings
Azerbaijanball. KASHMIR IS INDIAN CLAY! Also remove Scary Teacher 3D! I will punish Mrs. T for supporting
kebab. Not yet i'll do this... But remember THAT!!! -
Somaliaball - ''Ew! Pirate Kebab'. He is best friends with
THE GENOCIDE so IDK whut to expect from him besides terorrisum! I heard that yuo are the poorest country and you are 75% dependent on Turkish funds. I hope
Ethiopiaball annex yuo! HE also supported the genocide when he was
An ottoman puppet so I hope yuo are having a pleasure with yuor no govemremnt returns. KARAMA STRIKES BACK!! KARAMA STRIKES RIGHT BACK!!!! YUO ALSO STOLE
MY FRIEND'S FLAG!! -
Turkeyball and
Ottoman Empireball- OH YUO BOTH ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST!!! WHY I LIVE NEXT TO KEBAB AND AZER? REMOVE KEBAB! REMOVE KEBAB FROM PREMISES! WORST COUNTRYBALLS EVER! HOW DARE YUO STEAL MY CLAY AND MAKE GENOCIDE AND DENYING THAT HISTORY!!! GIB RIGHTEOUS CLAY TO ME AND MY BROTHERS!!! ARMENIA + GREECE + SERBIA = MEGA ALMIGHTY KEBAB DESTROYER THAT CAN REMOVE YUO! REMOVE KEBAB! REMOVE ERDOĞAN! REMOVE THE YOUNG TURKS! REMOVE ISTANBUL! CONSTANTINOPLE RIGHTFUL GREEK CLAY! YUO MONGOLOID PIGS! GO BACK TO YUOR START AND DIVIDE YUOR UNIBROW AND LIVE AS NOMAD IN THE STEPPE AND PLAY YUOR THROAT SONG!HAHAHAHAHAHA! YUO EVEN CHOOSE DICTATOR WHO FUCKS GOATS FOR PRESIDENT? HAHAHAHAHA! Oh yuo want open borders? Thanks! I STILL HATE YOU! 1915 NEVER FORGET! WHY DID I RECOGNIZE YUO FIRST?!!!!!!YUO SHOULD KEEP YUORSELF IN CENTRAL ASIA WITH MONGOLIA!!!!!But don't restore the damn Ottomans! If you try to restore the damn ottoman empire who was responsible for the extermination of my people, I will fucking kill you with my bare hands!!!! NO RESTORING!!! END OF STORY!!!! It doesn't matter btw, i'll might have a project to end yuo... -
Gagauziaball - FAKE TURKIC MOLDAVIAN PROVINCE!!!!, GO BACK TO
MOLDOVA!!!
Flags Color
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Permission Red | 217, 0, 18 | C5-M93-Y100-K1 | #D90012 | |
| Dark Powder Blue | 0, 51, 160 | C100-M78-Y1-K0 | #0033A0 | |
| Chrome Yellow | 242, 168, 0 | C1-M42-Y96-K0 | #F2A800 | |