Artsakhball (formerly known as Nagorno-Karabakhball) is a countryball in the Caucasus region of Eurasia. He is of bordered by Armenia-icon Armeniaball in the west, Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball in the east and north and, Iran-icon Iranball in the south. Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball, from whom Artsakhball declared independence, thinks Artsakhball belongs to him.


Artsakh-icon Artsakhball was born as a 2-icon 2ball, adopted by Urartu-icon Urartuball, Ancient Armenia-icon Ancient Armeniaball, Caucasian Iberia-icon Caucasian Iberiaball, SPQR-icon SPQRball, Parthia-icon Parthiaball, Persiaball, Bagratid Armenia-icon Bagratid Armeniaball, Mongol Empire-icon Mongol Empireball, Russian-Empire-icon Russian Empireball, Transcaucasia-icon Transcaucasiaball, and Soviet-icon Sovietball. He was then an Autonomous Oblastball within Azerbaijan SSR-icon Azerbaijan SSRball.

Artsakh-icon Artsakhball has always had a rebellious streak. Like much of the region, he had been passed down from empireball to empireball for a long time as a provinceball. When Bagratid Armenia-icon Bagratid Armeniaball ruled him, he rebelled in the year 1000 with Armenia-icon (division) Syunikball and Geghark'unikball, and started his own kingdom, becoming Kingdom of Atsakh-icon Kingdom of Artsakhball. However, Mongol Empire-icon Mongol Empireball later took him over in 1261.

Artsakh-icon Artsakhball became an independent, though mostly unrecognized, countryball when a war over him between his big brother Armenia-icon Armeniaball and Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball ended. Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball had given Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball custody over Artsakhball in the 1920s even though he was of Armenian clay, as a favor to Turkey-icon Turkeyball. When Soviet-icon Sovietball was dying, Artsakhball no longer wanted to live with his abusive surrogate parent Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball and broke away with his brother's help. He had tried to legally break away through the majority vote, but Soviet-icon Sovietball said nyet, and Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball got angry and started bombing him. Armenia-icon Armeniaball rushed to his brother's aid. In 1994 Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball begged for a ceasefire because Armenia-icon Armeniaball was into kicking his ass, and the ceasefire is still in effect (in name only), with kebabs still shooting across the border and violating the ceasefire. Artsakh-icon Artsakhball was very damaged after the war, but began to rebuild and is about to open his first international airport. USA-icon USAball is thinking about recognizing him. But for now, he is only recognized by Armenia-icon Armeniaball, Transnistria-icon TransnistriaballArmenia-iconAbkhaziaball and South Ossetia-icon South Ossetiaball, and some stateballs.

The biggest flare-up of the war since 1994 happened in April 2016 when Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball attacked him again, blowing up and slaughtering Talishball (one of his border villageballs), mostly to distract his public from a corrupt government and falling prices. Azers hired thugs and mercenaries from ISIS-icon ISISball, and Artsakh-icon Artsakhball had target practice on Azeri tanks, threatening to move on to more fun targets like oil pipelines and the Mingachevir reservoir next should things escalate further. But soon enough Azerbaijanball called a ceasefire again after four-day bombardment, with minimal territorial gains. For many months kebab started to increase their amount of weapons for probably another invasion. In February 2017 he had a constitutional referendum where he voted to stop calling himself Nagorno-Karabakhball and call himself Artsakhball (sort of nickname until that point).



  • Armenia-icon Armeniaball - Big brother who helped me defeat the enemy of Armenians. Feel bad for him because of me he has lottings of problems.
  • Javakhk-icon Javakhetiball - Another brother that of stayings with khachapuri.
  • Transnistria-icon Transnistriaball - One of the oldest friends since I gained independence from mini kebab. We recognize each other and share good relations.
  • Abkhazia-icon Abkhaziaball - Another friend that is of in similar situation like me. Broke away from khinkali and became my and Transnistria's friend.
  • South Ossetia-icon South Ossetiaball - Newest bro who also broke away from khachapuri, we share really good relations. He also helped me when caviar attacked me in April.
  • California-icon Californiaball - Thanks for recognition good friend.
  • Greece-icon Greeceball - Big brother's best friend who helped me in war for independence. Feel sorry for his economies now. Recognition plox.
  • Iran-icon Iranball - Big brother told me that Iran is a good friend. Thanks for not supporting Azeris.
  • Any other countryball that recognizes me is my friend.


  • UN-icon UNball - recognition plox. 
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - Sells weapons to me, Not of really good friend.
  • Georgia-icon Georgiaball - Let my brother and friends go! but yuor ok because big brother like yuo.
  • OSCE-icon OSCEball - Even prolapsed anus man  agreeings on how useless yuo are. INCLUDE ME IN NEGOTIATIONS, APUSH!


  • Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball - REMOVE. REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVEEEEEEEE KEBAAAAAAAAAAB!! GO BACK WHERE YUO CAME FROM SMELLY AZER,  I WAS NEVER YUORS, AM STILL NOT YUORS AND NEVER WILL BE YUORS! YUO LUCKY TURKEY AND RUSSIA GIB YUO COOL SHIT OR ME AND BIG BROTHER WOULD REMOVE YUO FROM PREMISES!!! WHEN WILL YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I WAS NEVER, EVER IN THE HISTORY OF ALL EONS A PART OF YOU!!  A stinky kebab who is of trying to anchluss me but gets his ass of kicked every time. When will you understand I was never part of you??!!?? Oh, and you also used ISIS fighters in one of the clashes. Also, stop destroying ancient Armenian sites!                 
  • Nakhchivan-icon Nakhchivanball - Nevermind about him, hes the worst
  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball - The brother of Azer AND EVEN WORSER, FUCK YUO GENOCIDER!!
  • Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball - WHY YUO GAVE ME TO KEBAB YUO DICTATOR?!
  • Israel-icon Israelcube - Why yuo selling weapons and iron dome to Azer?! Free Palestine-icon Palestineball!








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How to draw

Drawing Artsakhball is not easy.

  1. Draw a black circle and divide it into three vertical stripes with red on top, blue in the middle, and orange at the bottom, like the Armenian flag.
  2. Draw a white sideways zig-zag chevron on the right side such that three small portions of the zig zag fill up one stripe. It is very apparent in the flag.
  3. Add the eyes and you have finished.



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