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General information
Government
Presidential RepublicPersonality
Language
ArmenianType
Separatist StateCapital
Affiliation
AzerbaijanballReligion
Armenian ApostolicRelations and opinions
Friends
Enemies
Likes
Dislikes
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| Nagorno-Karabakh Autonomous Oblastball |
Is of importants
Can into space?
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Artsakhball (formerly known as Nagorno-Karabakhball) is apart of Azerbaijan a countryball in the Caucasus region of Eurasia. He is of bordered by Armeniaball in the west, Azerbaijanball in the east and north and, 
Iranball in the south. Azerbaijanball, from whom Artsakhball declared independence, thinks Artsakhball belongs to him.
Contents
History
Artsakhball was born as a 
2ball, adopted by 
Urartuball, 
Ancient Armeniaball, 
Caucasian Iberiaball, 
SPQRball, 
Parthiaball, Persiaball, 
Bagratid Armeniaball, 
Mongol Empireball, 
Russian Empireball, 
Transcaucasiaball, and 
Sovietball. He was then an Autonomous Oblastball within 
Azerbaijan SSRball.
Artsakhball has always had a rebellious streak. Like much of the region, he had been passed down from empireball to empireball for a long time as a provinceball. When Bagratid Armeniaball ruled him, he rebelled in the year 1000 with 
Syunikball and Geghark'unikball, and started his own kingdom, becoming 
Kingdom of Artsakhball. However, Mongol Empireball later took him over in 1261.
Artsakhball became an independent, though mostly unrecognized, countryball when a war over him between his big brother Armeniaball and Azerbaijanball ended. Soviet Unionball had given Azerbaijanball custody over Artsakhball in the 1920s even though he was of Armenian clay, as a favor to 
Turkeyball. When Sovietball was dying, Artsakhball no longer wanted to live with his abusive surrogate parent Azerbaijanball and broke away with his brother's help. He had tried to legally break away through the majority vote, but Sovietball said nyet, and Azerbaijanball got angry and started bombing him. Armeniaball rushed to his brother's aid. In 1994 Azerbaijanball begged for a ceasefire because Armeniaball was into kicking his ass, and the ceasefire is still in effect (in name only), with kebabs still shooting across the border and violating the ceasefire. Artsakhball was very damaged after the war, but began to rebuild and is about to open his first international airport. 
USAball is thinking about recognizing him. But for now, he is only recognized by Armeniaball, 
Transnistriaball, Abkhaziaball and 
South Ossetiaball, and some stateballs.
The biggest flare-up of the war since 1994 happened in April 2016 when Azerbaijanball attacked him again, blowing up and slaughtering Talishball (one of his border villageballs), mostly to distract his public from a corrupt government and falling prices. Azers hired thugs and mercenaries from 
ISISball, and Artsakhball had target practice on Azeri tanks, threatening to move on to more fun targets like oil pipelines and the Mingachevir reservoir next should things escalate further. But soon enough Azerbaijanball called a ceasefire again after four-day bombardment, with minimal territorial gains. For many months kebab started to increase their amount of weapons for probably another invasion. In February 2017 he had a constitutional referendum where he voted to stop calling himself Nagorno-Karabakhball and call himself Artsakhball (sort of nickname until that point).
During late 2020, Artsakhball was the epicenter of the war between Armeniaball and Azerbaijanball, and suffered civilian casualties. He ended up losing all of the land he got from the previous war, plus a little more.
Relationships
Friends
Armeniaball - Big brother who helped me defeat the enemy of Armenians. Feel bad for him because of me he has lottings of problems. Plox help me of defeatings that stupid war declarer! NOOOOOO. IM GOING TO TURN AZERI. BUT ANYWAYS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME!!!! I WILL BURN EVERYTHING SCORCHED EARTH AND RETURN TO YO!- Javakhetiball - Another brother that of stayings with khachapuri.
- Transnistriaball - One of the oldest friends since I gained independence from mini kebab. We recognize each other and share good relations.
- Abkhaziaball - Another friend that is of in similar situation like me. Broke away from khinkali and became my and Transnistria's friend.
- South Ossetiaball - Newest bro who also broke away from khachapuri, we share really good relations. He also helped me when caviar attacked me in April.
- Californiaball - Thanks for recognition good friend.
- Greeceball - Big brother's best friend who helped me in war for independence. Feel sorry for his economies now. Recognition plox.
- Iranball - Big brother told me that Iran is a good friend. Thanks for not supporting Azeris.
- Russiaball - Sells weapons to me, Thanks for pissing Azeris off.
- UAEball - Big brother told me that UAE is a best friend. He helped me to support with big brother against the kebab. Thanks for supporting me and pissing Azeris off.
- Any other countryball that recognizes me is my friend.
Neutral
- UNball - recognition plox.
- Georgiaball - Let my brother and friends go! but yuor ok because big brother like yuo.
- OSCEball - Even prolapsed anus man agreeings on how useless yuo are. INCLUDE ME IN NEGOTIATIONS, APUSH!
Enemies
- Azerbaijanball -
REMOVE. REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVEEEEEEEE KEBAAAAAAAAAAB!! GO BACK WHERE YUO CAME FROM SMELLY AZER, I WAS NEVER YUORS, AM STILL NOT YUORS AND NEVER WILL BE YUORS! YUO LUCKY TURKEY AND RUSSIA GIB YUO COOL SHIT OR ME AND BIG BROTHER WOULD REMOVE YUO FROM PREMISES!!!WHEN WILL YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I WAS NEVER, EVER IN THE HISTORY OF ALL EONS A PART OF YOU!!A stinky kebab who is of trying to anchluss me but gets his ass of kicked every time. When will you understand I was never part of you??!!?? Oh, and you also used ISIS fighters in one of the clashes. Also, stop destroying ancient Armenian sites! 2020 NAGORNO-KARABAKH WAR NEVER FORGET!!!!!!!!!!!!! DROP THE DAMN WEAPONS!!!ALSO, YUO DESERVE THE GENOIDE IN XOCALI!!!!!REMOVE AZERBAIJAN!!! REMOVE TURKEY!!! REMOVE ERDOGUN!!! REMOVE ALIEYEV!!! AZERIN IS NOT BETTER THAN KIM KARDASHYAN!!! RATINGS OF HER SONG WAS -10/10!!! I WILL TAKE HER TO NUBARASHEN PRISON FOREVER FOR LIFE AND FOR OUR LIVES!!!!!!! I HOPE YUO WILL LOSE TAKING ME AND OTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YUO WILL HAVE YOUR FAMILIES DEAD!!! AND IF YUO WON'T STOP TAKING ME, YUO RIGHT DESERVE THE GENOCID- I MEAN WE DIDN'T BOMB YUO!!!!!1!!1!!!! YUO ARE DEAD MAN!!!!!! ALSO YUO USED FORBIDDEN CHEMICAL WEAPONS LIKE PHOSPHORUS TO BURN ME DOWN AND MY CIVILIANS?????????? YUO IS OF GETTINGS NOTHING ABOUT ME!!! YUO ARE NOT EVEN EDUCATED YET!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MUST DIE IN HELL!!!!!!! AND ALSO REMOVE QARABAĞ FK!!! MY HOUSE IS NOT YUORS!!! I WILL BURN EVERYTHING AND LET YOU HAVE IT!! - Nakhchivanball - Nevermind about him, hes the worst. And posibly the easy one...
- Turkeyball - The brother of Azer AND EVEN WORSER, FUCK YUO GENOCIDER!! DROP THE DAMN WEOPONS!!! YUO ARE DEAD MAN!!!!!! I am being happy about his stocks droped and it's because of people boycotting yuor products and Liras going down because of Erdoğan. But.... P R E P A R E F O R Y U O R L A S T B R E A T H S !
- Soviet Unionball - WHY YUO GAVE ME TO KEBAB YUO DICTATOR?!
- Israelcube - Why yuo selling weapons and iron dome to Azer?! Free Palestineball! DROP THE DAMN WEAPONS!!!!!!!!!!
Recognition
Africa
None
Asia
None
Carribean
None
Central America
None
Europe
Middle East
North America
Oceania
South America
None
How to draw
Drawing Artsakhball is not easy.
- Draw a black circle and divide it into three vertical stripes with red on top, blue in the middle, and orange at the bottom, like the Armenian flag.
- Draw a white sideways zig-zag chevron on the right side such that three small portions of the zig zag fill up one stripe. It is very apparent in the flag.
- Add the eyes and you have finished.
Districtballs
- Askeranball - Capital: Askeranball
- Hadrutball - Capital: Hadrutball
- Kashataghball - Capital: Berdzorball
- Mardakertball - Capital: Mardakertball
- Martuniball - Capital: Martuniball
- Shahumyanball - Capital: Karvacharball
- Shushiball - Capital: Shushiball
Gallery
| Republic of
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| Marzer (Provinces) | Aragatsotnball • Araratball • Armavirball •  Yerevanball •  Geghark'unikball •  Kotaykball •  Loriball ( Vanadzorball) • Shirakball ( Gyumriball) • Syunikball • Tavushball •  Vayots' Dzorball • Artsakhball |
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| Former entities | Migrants from South (Caucasus Natives) • Hurriansball • Urartuball • Ancient Armeniaball • Iberiaball • SPQRball • Parthiaball •  Persiaball • Bagratid Armeniaball ( Aniball) •  Armenian Kingdom of Ciliciaball • Kingdom of Artsakhball • Principality of Khachenball •  Kingdom of Loriball • Transcaucasiaball • First Republic of Armeniaball • Republic of Mountainous Armeniaball •  Transcaucasian SFSRballs •  Armenian SSRball
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| Rəgions |  Abshəronballl (Bakuball) • Ganja-Qazakhball • Shaki-Zaqatalaball • Lankaranball • Quba-Khachmazball • Aranball • Yukhari-Karabakhball • Kalbajar-Lachinball • Daglig-Shirvanball
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| Mənacəs
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 Nakhchivanball
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| SOON! | Tabrizball • Urmiaball
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| Formər əntitiəs | Migrants from South (Prəhistoric Əuropəans) • Ibəriaball •  Caucasian Albaniaball • SPQRball • Parthiaball •  Sassanidball • Persiaball • Transcaucasiaball • Transcaucasian SFSRball • Azərbaycani SSRball ( Soviətball)
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