Artsakhball (formerly known as Nagorno-Karabakhball) is apart of Azerbaijan a countryball in the Caucasus region of Eurasia. He is of bordered by Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball in the west, Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball in the east and north and, Iran-icon.png Iranball in the south. Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball, from whom Artsakhball declared independence, thinks Artsakhball belongs to him.


History

Artsakh-icon.png Artsakhball was born as a 2-icon.png 2ball, adopted by Urartu-icon.png Urartuball, Ancient Armenia-icon.png Ancient Armeniaball, Caucasian Iberia-icon.png Caucasian Iberiaball, SPQR-icon.png SPQRball, Parthia-icon.png Parthiaball, Persiaball, Bagratid Armenia-icon.png Bagratid Armeniaball, Mongol Empire-icon.png Mongol Empireball, Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball, Transcaucasia-icon.png Transcaucasiaball, and Soviet-icon.png Sovietball. He was then an Autonomous Oblastball within Azerbaijan SSR-icon.png Azerbaijan SSRball.

Artsakh-icon.png Artsakhball has always had a rebellious streak. Like much of the region, he had been passed down from empireball to empireball for a long time as a provinceball. When Bagratid Armenia-icon.png Bagratid Armeniaball ruled him, he rebelled in the year 1000 with Armenia-icon (division).png Syunikball and Geghark'unikball, and started his own kingdom, becoming Kingdom of Atsakh-icon.png Kingdom of Artsakhball. However, Mongol Empire-icon.png Mongol Empireball later took him over in 1261.

Artsakh-icon.png Artsakhball became an independent, though mostly unrecognized, countryball when a war over him between his big brother Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball and Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball ended. Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball had given Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball custody over Artsakhball in the 1920s even though he was of Armenian clay, as a favor to Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball. When Soviet-icon.png Sovietball was dying, Artsakhball no longer wanted to live with his abusive surrogate parent Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball and broke away with his brother's help. He had tried to legally break away through the majority vote, but Soviet-icon.png Sovietball said nyet, and Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball got angry and started bombing him. Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball rushed to his brother's aid. In 1994 Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball begged for a ceasefire because Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball was into kicking his ass, and the ceasefire is still in effect (in name only), with kebabs still shooting across the border and violating the ceasefire. Artsakh-icon.png Artsakhball was very damaged after the war, but began to rebuild and is about to open his first international airport. USA-icon.png USAball is thinking about recognizing him. But for now, he is only recognized by Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball, Transnistria-icon.png TransnistriaballArmenia-icon.pngAbkhaziaball and South Ossetia-icon.png South Ossetiaball, and some stateballs.

The biggest flare-up of the war since 1994 happened in April 2016 when Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball attacked him again, blowing up and slaughtering Talishball (one of his border villageballs), mostly to distract his public from a corrupt government and falling prices. Azers hired thugs and mercenaries from ISIS-icon.png ISISball, and Artsakh-icon.png Artsakhball had target practice on Azeri tanks, threatening to move on to more fun targets like oil pipelines and the Mingachevir reservoir next should things escalate further. But soon enough Azerbaijanball called a ceasefire again after four-day bombardment, with minimal territorial gains. For many months kebab started to increase their amount of weapons for probably another invasion. In February 2017 he had a constitutional referendum where he voted to stop calling himself Nagorno-Karabakhball and call himself Artsakhball (sort of nickname until that point).

During late 2020, Artsakhball was the epicenter of the war between Armeniaball and Azerbaijanball, and suffered civilian casualties. He ended up losing all of the land he got from the previous war, plus a little more.

Relationships

Friends

  • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - Big brother who helped me defeat the enemy of Armenians. Feel bad for him because of me he has lottings of problems. Plox help me of defeatings that Azerbaijan-icon.png stupid war declarer! NOOOOOO. IM GOING TO TURN AZERI. BUT ANYWAYS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME!!!! I WILL BURN EVERYTHING SCORCHED EARTH AND RETURN TO YO!
  • Javakhk-icon.png Javakhetiball - Another brother that of stayings with khachapuri.
  • Transnistria-icon.png Transnistriaball - One of the oldest friends since I gained independence from mini kebab. We recognize each other and share good relations.
  • Abkhazia-icon.png Abkhaziaball - Another friend that is of in similar situation like me. Broke away from khinkali and became my and Transnistria's friend.
  • South Ossetia-icon.png South Ossetiaball - Newest bro who also broke away from khachapuri, we share really good relations. He also helped me when caviar attacked me in April.
  • California-icon.png Californiaball - Thanks for recognition good friend.
  • Greece-icon.png Greeceball - Big brother's best friend who helped me in war for independence. Feel sorry for his economies now. Recognition plox.
  • Iran-icon.png Iranball - Big brother told me that Iran is a good friend. Thanks for not supporting Azeris.
  • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Sells weapons to me, Thanks for pissing Azeris off.
  • UAE-icon.png UAEball - Big brother told me that UAE is a best friend. He helped me to support with big brother against Azerbaijan-icon.png the kebab. Thanks for supporting me and pissing Azeris off.
  • Any other countryball that recognizes me is my friend.

Neutral

  • UN-icon.png UNball - recognition plox. 
  • Georgia-icon.png Georgiaball - Let my brother and friends go! but yuor ok because big brother like yuo.
  • OSCE-icon.png OSCEball - Even prolapsed anus man  agreeings on how useless yuo are. INCLUDE ME IN NEGOTIATIONS, APUSH!

Enemies

  • Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball - REMOVE. REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVEEEEEEEE KEBAAAAAAAAAAB!! GO BACK WHERE YUO CAME FROM SMELLY AZER,  I WAS NEVER YUORS, AM STILL NOT YUORS AND NEVER WILL BE YUORS! YUO LUCKY TURKEY AND RUSSIA GIB YUO COOL SHIT OR ME AND BIG BROTHER WOULD REMOVE YUO FROM PREMISES!!! WHEN WILL YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I WAS NEVER, EVER IN THE HISTORY OF ALL EONS A PART OF YOU!!  A stinky kebab who is of trying to anchluss me but gets his ass of kicked every time. When will you understand I was never part of you??!!?? Oh, and you also used ISIS fighters in one of the clashes. Also, stop destroying ancient Armenian sites! 2020 NAGORNO-KARABAKH WAR NEVER FORGET!!!!!!!!!!!!! DROP THE DAMN WEAPONS!!! ALSO, YUO DESERVE THE GENOIDE IN XOCALI!!!!! REMOVE AZERBAIJAN!!! REMOVE TURKEY!!! REMOVE ERDOGUN!!! REMOVE ALIEYEV!!! AZERIN IS NOT BETTER THAN KIM KARDASHYAN!!! RATINGS OF HER SONG WAS -10/10!!! I WILL TAKE HER TO NUBARASHEN PRISON FOREVER FOR LIFE AND FOR OUR LIVES!!!!!!! I HOPE YUO WILL LOSE TAKING ME AND OTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YUO WILL HAVE YOUR FAMILIES DEAD!!! AND IF YUO WON'T STOP TAKING ME, YUO RIGHT DESERVE THE GENOCID- I MEAN WE DIDN'T BOMB YUO!!!!!1!!1!!!! YUO ARE DEAD MAN!!!!!! ALSO YUO USED FORBIDDEN CHEMICAL WEAPONS LIKE PHOSPHORUS TO BURN ME DOWN AND MY CIVILIANS?????????? YUO IS OF GETTINGS NOTHING ABOUT ME!!! YUO ARE NOT EVEN EDUCATED YET!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MUST DIE IN HELL!!!!!!! AND ALSO REMOVE QARABAĞ FK!!! MY HOUSE IS NOT YUORS!!! I WILL BURN EVERYTHING AND LET YOU HAVE IT!!
  • Nakhchivan-icon.png Nakhchivanball - Nevermind about him, hes the worst. And posibly the easy one...
  • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - The brother of Azer AND EVEN WORSER, FUCK YUO GENOCIDER!! DROP THE DAMN WEOPONS!!! YUO ARE DEAD MAN!!!!!! I am being happy about his stocks droped and it's because of people boycotting yuor products and Liras going down because of Erdoğan. But.... P R E P A R E  F O R  Y U O R  L A S T  B R E A T H S !
  • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - WHY YUO GAVE ME TO KEBAB YUO DICTATOR?!
  • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Why yuo selling weapons and iron dome to Azer?! Free Palestine-icon.png PalestineballDROP THE DAMN WEAPONS!!!!!!!!!!

Recognition

Africa

None

Asia

None

Carribean

None

Central America

None

Europe

Middle East

North America

Oceania

South America

None

How to draw

Drawing Artsakhball is not easy.

  1. Draw a black circle and divide it into three vertical stripes with red on top, blue in the middle, and orange at the bottom, like the Armenian flag.
  2. Draw a white sideways zig-zag chevron on the right side such that three small portions of the zig zag fill up one stripe. It is very apparent in the flag.
  3. Add the eyes and you have finished.

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