Artsakhball (formerly known as Nagorno-Karabakhball) is a countryball in Caucasus region of Eurasia. He is of bordered by 
Armeniaball in the west, 
Azerbaijanball in the east and north and, 
Iranball in the south. Azerbaijanball, from whom Artsakhball declared independence, thinks Artsakhball belongs to him.
History
Artsakhball born as a 
2ball, adopted by 
Urartuball, 
Ancient Armeniaball, 
Caucasian Iberiaball, 
SPQRball, 
Parthiaball, Persiaball, 
Bagratid Armeniaball, 
Mongol Empireball, 
Russian Empireball, 
Transcaucasiaball, and 
Sovietball. He was then an Autonomous Oblastball within 
Azerbaijan SSRball.
Artsakhball has always had a rebellious streak. Like much of the region, he had been passed down from empireball to empireball for a long time as a provinceball. When Bagratid Armeniaball ruled him, he rebelled in the year 1000 with 
Syunikball and Geghark'unikball, and started his own kingdom, becoming 
Kingdom of Artsakhball. However, Mongol Empireball later took him over in 1261.
Artsakhball became an independent, though mostly unrecognized, countryball when a war over him between his big brother Armeniaball and Azerbaijanball ended. Soviet Unionball had given Azerbaijanball custody over Artsakhball in the 1920's even though he was of Armenian clay, as a favor to 
Turkeyball. When Sovietball was dying, Artsakhball no longer wanted to live with his abusive surrogate parent Azerbaijanball, and broke away with his brother's help. He had tried to legally break away through majority vote, but Sovietball said nyet, and Azerbaijanball got angry and started bombing him. Armeniaball rushed to his brother's aid. In 1994 Azerbaijanball begged for a ceasefire because Armeniaball was into kicking his ass, and the ceasefire is still in effect (in name only), with kebabs still shooting across the border and violating ceasefire. Artsakhball was very damaged after the war, but began to rebuild and is about to open his first international airport. 
USAball is thinking about recognising him. But for now, he is only recognized by Armeniaball, 
Transnistriaball, Abkhaziaball and 
South Ossetiaball, and some stateballs.
The biggest flare-up of the war since 1994 happened in April 2016 when Azerbaijanball attacked him again, blowing up and slaughtering Talishball (one of his border villageballs), mostly to distract his public from corrupt government and falling prices. Azers hired thugs and mercenaries from 
ISISball, and Artsakhball had target practice on Azeri tanks, threatening to move on to more fun targets like oil pipelines and the Mingachevir reservoir next should things escalate further. But soon enough Azerbaijanball called a ceasefire again after four day bombardment, with minimal territorial gains. For many months kebab started to increase their amount of weapons for probably another invasion. In February 2017 he had a constitutional referendum where he voted to stop calling himself Nagorno-Karabakhball and call himself Artsakhball (sort of nickname until that point).
Relationships
Friends
Armeniaball - Big brother who helped me defeat kebab (Twice). Feel bad for him because of me he has lottings of problems.
- Javakhetiball - Another brother that of stayings with khachapuri.
- Transnistriaball - One of the oldest friends since I gained independence from mini kebab. We recognize each other and share good relations.
- Abkhaziaball - Another friend that is of in similar situation like me. Broke away from khinkali and became my and Transnistria's friend.
- South Ossetiaball - Newest bro who also broke away from khachapuri, we share really good relations. He also helped me when caviar attacked me in April.
- Californiaball - Thanks for recognition good friend.
- Greeceball - Big brother's best friend who helped me in war for independence. Feel sorry for his economies now. Recognition plox.
- Iranball - Big brother told me that Iran is a good friend. Thanks for not supporting Azeris.
- Any other countryball that recognizes me is my friend.
Neutral
- UNball - recognition plox.
- Russiaball - Sells weapons to me, Not of really good friend.
- Georgiaball - Let my brother and friends go! but yuor ok because big brother like yuo.
- OSCEball - Even prolapsed anus man agreeings on how useless yuo are. INCLUDE ME IN NEGOTIATIONS, APUSH!
Enemies
- Azerbaijanball -
REMOVE. REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVEEEEEEEE KEBAAAAAAAAAAB!! GO BACK WHERE YUO CAME FROM SMELLY AZER, I WAS NEVER YUORS, AM STILL NOT YUORS AND NEVER WILL BE YUORS! YUO LUCKY TURKEY AND RUSSIA GIB YUO COOL SHIT OR ME AND BIG BROTHER WOULD REMOVE YUO FROM PREMISES!!!WHEN WILL YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I WAS NEVER, EVER IN THE HISTORY OF ALL EONS A PART OF YOU!!A stinky kebab who is of trying to anchluss me but gets his ass of kicked every time. When will you understand I was never part of you??!!?? - Nakhchivanball - My twin brother that is owned by kebab and is destroying Armenian monuments. Big brother should annex him.
- Turkeyball - The brother of Azer AND EVEN WORSER, FUCK YUO GENOCIDER!!
- Soviet Unionball - WHY YUO GAVE ME TO KEBAB YUO DICTATOR?!
- Israelcube - Why yuo selling weapons and iron dome to Azer?!
Recognition
Africa
None
Asia
None
Carribean
None
Central America
None
Europe
Middle East
North America
Oceania
South America
None
How to draw
Drawing Artsakhball is not easy.
- Draw a black circle and divide it into three vertical stripes with red on top, blue in the middle, and orange at the bottom, like the Armenian flag.
- Draw a white sideways zig-zag chevron on the right side such that three small portions of the zig zag fill up one stripe. It is very apparent in the flag.
- Add the eyes and you have finished.
Districtballs
- Askeranball - Capital: Askeranball
- Hadrutball - Capital: Hadrutball
- Kashataghball - Capital: Berdzorball
- Mardakertball - Capital: Mardakertball
- Martuniball - Capital: Martuniball
- Shahumyanball - Capital: Karvacharball
- Shushiball - Capital: Shushiball
Gallery
| Republic of
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| Marzer (Provinces) | Aragatsotnball • Araratball • Armavirball •  Yerevanball •  Geghark'unikball •  Kotaykball •  Loriball ( Vanadzorball) • Shirakball ( Gyumriball) • Syunikball • Tavushball •  Vayots' Dzorball • Artsakhball |
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| Former entities | Migrants from South (Caucasus Natives) • Urartuball • Ancient Armeniaball • Iberiaball • SPQRball • Parthiaball •  Persiaball • Bagratid Armeniaball ( Aniball) •  Armenian Kingdom of Ciliciaball • Kingdom of Artsakhball • Principality of Khachenball •  Kingdom of Loriball • Transcaucasiaball • First Republic of Armeniaball • Republic of Mountainous Armeniaball •  Transcaucasian SFSRballs •  Armenian SSRball
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| Regions |  Absheronballl (Bakuball) • Ganja-Qazakhball • Shaki-Zaqatalaball • Lankaranball • Quba-Khachmazball • Aranball • Yukhari-Karabakhball • Kalbajar-Lachinball • Daglig-Shirvanball
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| Menaces |  Nakhchivanball
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| SOON! | Tabrizball • Urmiaball
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| Formər əntitiəs | Migrants from South (Prehistoric Europeans) • Ibəriaball •  Caucasian Albaniaball • SPQRball • Parthiaball •  Sassanidball • Persiaball • Transcaucasiaball • Transcaucasian SFSRball • Azerbaycani SSRball ( Sovietball)
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