Baltimoreball is a Marylandball city. It was settled in 1659 by Lord Baltimore and has grown from the Colonial era to present day. It is largely considered one of USABall's most violent cities. He is considered the origin place of Old Bay.
- USAball: He's cool I guess (Burp)
- Marylandball: I wish I could help his crime rate but I don't want to mess with it
- Chicagoball: He's a joke, he thinks he's all dangerous
- DCball: LETS GO CAPS
- Fairfaxball: What did DC say?
- Virginiaball: We get way too many damn people from that little shit, but it's tourism.... money... (Burp)
- Detroitball: He used to be snooty like DCball and Pittsburghball, now he is just like (Burp) me!
- Torontoball: Stood in for me to film the 2007 musical version of the John Waters classic Hairspray. We both have baseball teams named after birds (I have the Orioles and he has the Blue Jays), so we kind of have a friendly rivalry going on
- Clevelandball: GET REKT WE BEAT YOU BROWNS HARHARHARHAR
- DONALD TRUMP: WELL GET OUT OF HERE IF YOU DONT LIKE BLACKS!
- San Franciscoball HAHA BEAT YOU IN THE SUPER BOWL FLACCO BETTER THE KEPERNICK
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