Relations and opinions
Cutting off hands hiehiehie...
Is of importants
Can into space?
|“||O dierbaar België, O heilig land der Vaad'ren,
Onze ziel en ons hart zijn u gewijd~
Belgiumball, officially the Kingdom of
French fries Belgiumball, is a speedbump, waffle obsessed and very weird sovereign state and federal constitutional monarchy in Western Europe. He borders Franceball to the south, Netherlandsball to the north, and Germanyball and Luxembourgball to the east. His clay is divided into 3 regions, the Dutch-speaking north region called Flandersball, the French-speaking south region called Walloniaball, and of course his capital Brusselsball. With an area of about 30,689 square kilometers, Belgium lies in the 140th position in the largest countries in the world. As of 2021, it has a population of 11.62 million inhabitants. it is one of the most Densly populated countries in Europe with a density of 380.65 People/Sq Km (989 People/Sq Mi).
The headquarters of NATOball and EUball are located in Belgiumball's capital: Brusselsball, that's why he bosses every countryball around a lot. On the other hand, he is also where the biggest rave party in the world, Tomorrowland, is held.
Since his birth, Belgium has tried to act as a very neutral and peaceful country, but instead, has been engrossed in almost every major war in Europe. Despite his troubled past. He quickly rose to become one of the leading powers of the industrialized European world and was one of the founding members of NATO and EU. Meaning that since day one Belgium has tried to keep a huge amount of affiliates close.
His birthday is on the 4th of October.
Ancient myths say Belgiumball is descended from Belgicaball, a province of the ancient Gaulball. At some point it's clay got conquered by SPQRball. Many countryballs concurred the clay in the centuries afterward like Spainball, Austriaball, Germanyball, Franceball, and Netherlandsball.
Belgiumball was born in 1830. His parents are Franceball and United Kingdom of the Netherlandsball, this was before Franceball got married to Germanyball. His parents met when Franceball took some of Dutch Republicball's clay in 1795. After he changed his name to the United Kingdom of the Netherlandsball (aka Netherlandsball), UKball helped deliver the child, and then secure its neutrality in 1839's Treaty of London.
The boy eventually grew up to follow in his parents' footsteps, eventually acquiring a
slave colony of his own, Congoball, in 1885 where his weird fetish for hands begins. It was also during this time, that Belgiumball developed his weird fetish for hands. He was eventually forced to abandon indulging it in 1908, under pressure from his guardian/mentor UKball.
In 1914, German Empireball tried to anschluss Belgiumball, but his guardian and uncle UKball, as well as his estranged mother Franceball, came to his rescue, and then eventually his distant cousin USAball as well. German Empireball was defeated in 1918, and his former clay in East Africa was divided between UKball and Belgiumball. In 1933, however, Weimar Republicball became Nazi Germanyball and in 1940, Nazi Germanyball raped and anschlussed him again, for 4 years this time, until his distant cousin USAball came to his rescue once again in 1944.
After that traumatic experience, Belgiumball settled down into a peaceful lifestyle, and eventually gave Democratic Republic of Congoball his independence in 1960. He was a founding member of both the EU (1957) and NATO (1948). Nowadays, the EU (his half brother) has his base located in Belgiumball's clay. He tries to be as good a host as possible.
Since the end of World War II Belgiumball suffers a lot from his bipolar disorder. Doctors say he will die soon since his son Flandersball wants to divorce Walloniaball. They will maybe be their own state or Flandersball will go back to his dad Netherlandsball and Walloniaball will go back to his mom Franceball Since many votes have come back to annexation of Flandersball and Walloniaball. Upon that Belgiumball was assaulted by ISISball on the 22nd of March, 2016, when it attacked Brusselsball.
Belgiumball is generally a warm and cheerful ball but is known to have a split personality. Generally, Belgiumball is seen as an innocent waffle and chocolate-lover that doesn't seem to do much wrong. He enjoys life with good food and drinks. He loves eating waffles, fries, and chocolate, and he likes drinking beer
and literal hand shakes . He is a big fan of EDM and House music. He even organizes crazy rave parties to celebrate his love for EDM. Belgiumball also loves sports such as Soccer, Tennis, and Cycling. His success in these sports does vary a lot though. Belgiumball has a fascination for Renaissance and surrealist art and is also a huge comic-book nerd.
In some comics he is depicted as non-functional and derpy because of him having a near non-functioning central government. He is the second most derpy country with first place being Wales.
Belgiumball made "Smurfs" and "Tintin" and he extremely loves soccer. And he plays it well - he got the bronze medal in the 2018 World Cup in Russiaball. His best clothes are ginnes.
Secretly Belgiumball is extremely obsessed with (cut-off) hands. Some say he even took one out on a date once. This is due to his historic fetish for hands, derived from his created genocide of The Congo Genocide. He's probably a nerd, but he enjoys life, but mostly bullied by ISISball. The Democratic Republic of the Congoball never forgave him for his crimes like how Armeniaball never forgave Turkeyball.
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Almost everyone but the more important ones:
- Armeniaball - I recognize your genocide and we also both hate Turkeyball.
- Canadaball - brother, helped me in WW1 and WW2.
- Icelandball - He likes my waffles and fries. :), and I also like his show Lazy Town. And unlike other balls, I like his weird food. But 1-2 and 5-1 I DEFEAT YOU!!!
- Franceball - Mother: Abandoned me since I was pregnant (Sometimes fathers pregnant, you know). But I like her very much. Thanks for teaching me French. But... HOW DARE YOU BEAT ME IN THE WORLD CUP SEMI-FINALS! I CANNOT INTO FINAL BECAUSE OF YOU!
ALSO FRENCH FRIES ARE BELGIAN NOT FRENCH
- Germanyball - Better German than the past but your past selves brutally hurt my mothers ass! You past imbecile flag copycat! But at least your awesome at cultural unity now.
- Taiwanball - Chinese Asian brother. Gib bubble tea.
- Indonesiaball - Muslim Asian brother. Happy 75 birthday bro!
but one of yuor son steal my flag
- Luxembourgball. Brother
and gas station. Really, too irrelevant though.
- Netherlandsball - Father : But his father (my grandfather) tried to stop my independence. Thanks for teaching Dutch.
- Philippinesball - My Friend who likes me! Filipino Tourist who been visit our country because of my economy and tourist spot and Also, our chocolate as is now in the Philippines since 2014.
- Polandball - Happy 100th anniversary Poland!
- UKball - Guardian/Mentor: He helped secure my freedom twice from Reichtangle and his Grandson.
- USAball - Cool guy, helped me out with the Nazi that time
- EUball - My half-brother, I host his capital.
Don't tell him but Germany and France adopted him from me.
- Flandersball & Walloniaball - Mon Sons. Plox, End up with fight or I will die.
- Kosovoball - May i recognise him so sure we both hate Iranball.
- Switzerlandball - We both had made chocolates together. We often good as usual but neutral.
- Burundiball - My former colonial slave.
- Chinaball - Trading partner but please protect yuor son plox
- DR Congoball - My former other colonial slave, but he hates me (Thanks Leopold II)
(nao gib hands). I'm trying to get a better relationship with him though. ALSO THERE WAS NO GENOCIDE!
- Rwandaball - My former other colonial slave. I now feel sorry for what I did to her. I might not wanna speak French anymore......
- Turkeyball - Home to many Turkish immigrants! But stop bullying with Kurds and Armenians! And you aren’t European so please stop trying to join European Union, you are le Mongolian.
- Russiaball - I still in NATO and not BRICS, but I have nothing against yuo.
- Bosnia and Herzegovinaball - KEBABTARDERS, I LEFT A 4-3 ON THEM, MY BONUS STAGE IN THE ELIMINATORIES FOR THE WORLD CUP. 2017, THE BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!
And I helped him to defend kebab
- German Empireball - YOU ARE THE WORST GERMAN EVER FUCK YOU FOR ATTEMPTING TO FULLY ANSCHLUSS ME!
- BITCH RAPER - YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN YOUR OWN FATHER!!! AT LEAST THE GERMAN EMPIRE DIDN'T KILL AS MANY BELGIANS AS YOU DID!!!!
- Boliviaball - FOR THE LAST TIME YOU CANNOT INTO SEA AND SHUT UP ABOUT IT!!
- ISISball - YUO WILL PAY FOR WHAT YUO DID TO ME IN 22 MARCH 2016!!! Fuck you terrorist!
- Belgaumball - Why did you steal my name?
Abkhaziaball - Hand cutting time
- Teen Titans Go! - WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY MENTOR?!?!
- Japanball - HAHA!!! 3-2?!? I DEFEAT YOU!!!!
- Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - My people hates yuor leader. THANK GOD YOU'RE GONE! NEVER COME BACK TO THIS PLACE!
- West Sumatraball - STUPID ANSCHLUSS KABAB, GO TO HELL YUO FLAG STEALER!!!
Regionballs and Provinceballs
- Brusselsball (the capital city)
| Kingdom of |
|Provinces||Antwerpball • East Flandersball • West Flandersball • Flemish Brabantball • Hainautball • Liegeball • Limburgball • Luxembourgball • Namurball • Walloon Brabantball|
|Cities||Brusselsball • Antwerpenball • Ghentball|
|Regions||Flandersball • Walloniaball • Brusselsball • German-speaking Communityball|
|Historical Entities||Migrants from Northeast (Prehistoric Europeans) • Gaulball • SPQRball • Franciaball • HREball • Burgundian Netherlandsball • Habsburg Netherlandsball • Seventeen Provincesball • Spanish Netherlandsball • Austrian Netherlandsball • Napoleonic Franceball • United Kingdom of the Netherlandsball|