O dierbaar België, O heilig land der Vaad'ren,

Onze ziel en ons hart zijn u gewijd~

Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball

Belgiumball, officially the Kingdom of French fries Belgiumball, is a waffle obsessed and very weird sovereign state and federal constitutional monarchy in Western Europe. He borders France-icon.png Franceball to the south, Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball to the north, and Germany-icon.png Germanyball and Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball to the east. His clay is divided into 3 regions, the Dutch-speaking north region called Flanders-icon.png Flandersball, the French-speaking south region called Wallonia-icon.png Walloniaball, and of course his capital Brussels-icon.png Brusselsball. With an area of about 30,689 square kilometers, Belgium lies in the 140th position in the largest countries in the world. As of 2018, it has a population of 11.45 million inhabitants.

The headquarters of NATO-icon.png NATOball and EU-icon.png EUball are located in Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball's capital: Brussels-icon.png Brusselsball, that's why he bosses every countryball around a lot. On the other hand, he is also where the biggest rave party in the world, Tomorrowland, is held.

Since his birth, Belgium has tried to act as a very neutral and peaceful country, but instead, has been engrossed in almost every major war in Europe. Despite his troubled past. He quickly rose to become one of the leading powers of the industrialized European world and was one of the founding members of NATO-icon.png NATO and EU-icon.png EU. Meaning that since day one Belgium has tried to keep a huge amount of affiliates close.

His birthday is on the 4th of October.



Ancient myths say Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball is descended from Belgicaball, a province of the ancient Gaul-icon.png Gaulball. At some point it's clay got conquered by SPQR-icon.png SPQRball. Many countryballs concurred the clay in the centuries afterward like Spain-icon.png Spainball, Austria-icon.png Austriaball, Germany-icon.png Germanyball, France-icon.png Franceball, and Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball.

Belgiumball was born in 1830. His parents are France-icon.png Franceball and United Kingdom of the Netherlandsball, this was before France-icon.png Franceball got married to Germany-icon.png Germanyball. His parents met when France-icon.png Franceball took some of Luxembourg-icon.png Dutch Republicball's clay in 1795. After he changed his name to the UK-icon.png United Kingdom of the Netherlandsball (aka Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball), UK-icon.png UKball helped deliver the child, and then secure its neutrality in 1839's Treaty of London.

The boy eventually grew up to follow in his parents' footsteps, eventually acquiring a slave colony of his own, DR Congo-icon.png Congoball, in 1885 where his weird fetish for hands begins. It was also during this time, that Belgiumball developed his weird fetish for hands. He was eventually forced to abandon indulging it in 1908, under pressure from his guardian/mentor UK-icon.png UKball.


In 1914, German Empire-icon.png German Empireball tried to anschluss Belgiumball, but his guardian and uncle UK-icon.png UKball, as well as his estranged mother France-icon.png Franceball, came to his rescue, and then eventually his distant cousin USA-icon.png USAball as well. German Empire-icon.png German Empireball was defeated in 1918, and his former clay in East Africa was divided between UK-icon.png UKball and Belgiumball. In 1933, however, Germany-icon.png Weimar Republicball became Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball and in 1940, Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball raped and anschlussed him again, for 4 years this time, until his distant cousin USA-icon.png USAball came to his rescue once again in 1944.

After that traumatic experience, Belgiumball settled down into a peaceful lifestyle, and eventually gave DR Congo-icon.png Democratic Republic of Congoball his independence in 1960. He was a founding member of both the EU-icon.png EU (1957) and NATO-icon.png NATO (1948). Nowadays, the EU-icon.png EU (his half brother) has his base located in Belgiumball's clay. He tries to be as good a host as possible.

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Since the end of World War II Belgiumball suffers a lot from his bipolar disorder. Doctors say he will die soon since his son Flanders-icon.png Flandersball wants to divorce Wallonia-icon.png Walloniaball. They will maybe be their own state or Flandersball will go back to his dad Netherlandsball and Walloniaball will go back to his mom Franceball Since many votes have come back to annexation of Flandersball and Walloniaball. Upon that Belgiumball was assaulted by ISIS-icon.png ISISball on the 22nd of March, 2016, when it attacked Brussels-icon.png Brusselsball.


Belgiumball is generally a warm and cheerful ball but is known to have a split personality. Generally, Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball is seen as an innocent waffle and chocolate-lover that doesn't seem to do much wrong. He enjoys life with good food and drinks. He loves eating waffles, fries, and chocolate, and he likes drinking beer and literal hand shakes . He is a big fan of EDM and House music. He even organizes crazy rave parties to celebrate his love for EDM. Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball also loves sports such as Soccer, Tennis, and Cycling. His success in these sports does vary a lot though. Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball has a fascination for Renaissance and surrealist art and is also a huge comic-book nerd.

In some comics he is depicted as non-functional and derpy because of him having a near non-functioning central government. He is the second most derpy country with first place being Wales.

Belgiumball made "Smurfs" and "Tintin" and he extremely loves soccer. And he plays it well - he got the bronze medal in the 2018 World Cup in Russia-icon.png Russiaball. His best clothes are ginnes.

Secretly Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball is extremely obsessed with (cut-off) hands. Some say he even took one out on a date once. This is due to his historic fetish for hands, derived from his created genocide of Congo Free State-icon.png The Congo Genocide. He's probably a nerd, but he enjoys life, but mostly bullied by ISISball. The DR Congo-icon.png Democratic Republic of the Congoball never forgave him for his crimes like how Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball never forgave Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball.

Flag Colors

Black 0, 0, 0 C100-M100-Y100-K100 #000000
Banana Split 250, 224, 66 C1-M12-Y83-K0 #FAE042
Husky Red 237, 41, 57 C0-M90-Y80-K0 #ED2939



Almost everyone but the more important ones:

  • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - I recognize your genocide and we also both hate Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball.
  • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - brother, helped me in WW1 and WW2.
  • France-icon.png Franceball - Mother: Abandoned me since I was pregnant (Sometimes fathers pregnant, you know). But I like her very much. Thanks for teaching me French. But... HOW DARE YOU BEAT ME IN THE WORLD CUP SEMI-FINALS! I CANNOT INTO FINAL BECAUSE OF YOU! ALSO FRENCH FRIES ARE BELGIAN NOT FRENCH
  • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - Better German than the past but your past selves brutally hurt my mothers ass! You past imbecile flag copycat! But at least your awesome at cultural unity now.
  • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - Chinese Asian brother. Gib bubble tea.
  • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - Muslim Asian brother. Happy 75 birthday bro! but one of West Sumatra-icon.png yuor son steal my flag
  • Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball. Brother and gas station. Really, too irrelevant though.
  • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - Father: But his father (my grandfather) tried to stop my independence. Thanks for teaching Dutch.
  • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - My Friend who likes me! Filipino Tourist who been visit our country because of my economy and tourist spot and Also, our chocolate as is now in the Philippines since 2014.
  • Poland-icon.png Polandball - Happy 100th anniversary Poland!
  • UK-icon.png UKball - Guardian/Mentor: He helped secure my freedom twice from ReichTime.png Reichtangle and his Grandson.
  • USA-icon.png USAball - Cool guy, helped me out with the Nazi-icon.png Nazi that time
  • EU-icon.png EUball - My half-brother, I host his capital. Don't tell him but Germany and France adopted him from me.
  • Flandersball & Walloniaball - Mon Sons. Plox, End up with fight or I will die.


  • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball - We both had made chocolates together. We often good as usual but neutral.
  • Burundi-icon.png Burundiball - My former colonial slave.
  • China-icon.png Chinaball - Trading partner but please protect yuor Wuhan-icon.png son plox
  • DR Congo-icon.png DR Congoball - My former other colonial slave, but he hates me (Thanks Leopold II) (nao gib hands). I'm trying to get a better relationship with him though. ALSO THERE WAS NO GENOCIDE! 
  • Rwanda-icon.png Rwandaball - My former other colonial slave. I now feel sorry for what I did to her. I might not wanna speak French anymore......
  • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - Home to many Turkish immigrants! But stop bullying with Kurdistan-icon.png Kurds and Armenia-icon.png Armenians! And you aren’t European so please stop trying to join EU-icon.png European Union, you are le Mongolian.
  • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - I still in NATO and not BRICS, but I have nothing against yuo.


  • Bosnia-icon.png Bosnia and Herzegovinaball - KEBABTARDERS, I LEFT A 4-3 ON THEM, MY BONUS STAGE IN THE ELIMINATORIES FOR THE WORLD CUP. 2017, THE BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!! And I helped him to defend kebab
  • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - YUO WILL PAY FOR WHAT YUO DID TO ME IN 22 MARCH 2016!!! Fuck you terrorist!
  • India-icon (division).png Belgaumball - Why did you steal my name?
  • Abkhazia-icon.png Abkhaziaball - Hand cutting time
  • Japan-icon.png Japanball - HAHA!!! 3-2?!? I DEFEAT YOU!!!!
  • West Sumatra-icon.png West Sumatraball - STUPID ANSCHLUSS KABAB, GO TO HELL YUO FLAG STEALER
  • Icelandball - 1-2 and 5-1 I DEFEAT YOU!!!


Such a happy family! Belgiumball with his provinceballs and regionballs.

Regionballs and Provinceballs

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