O dierbaar België, O heilig land der Vaad'ren,

Onze ziel en ons hart zijn u gewijd~

Belgium-icon Belgiumball

Belgiumball, officially the Kingdom of Belgiumball, is a sovereign state and federal constitutional monarchy in Western Europe. He borders France-icon Franceball to the South, Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball to the North, and Germany-icon Germanyball and Luxembourg-icon Luxembourgball to the East. His clay is divided into 3 regions, the Dutch-speaking north region called Gorani-icon Flandersball, the French-speaking south region called Wallonia-icon Walloniaball, and of course his capital Brussels-icon Brusselsball. With an area of about 30,689 square kilometers, Belgium lies in the 140th position in the largest countries in the world. As of 2018, it has a population of 11.45 million inhabitants.

The headquarters of NATO-icon NATOball and EU-icon EUball are located in Belgium-icon Belgiumball's capital: Brussels-icon Brusselsball, that's why he bosses every countryball around a lot. On the other hand, he is also where the biggest rave party in the world, Tomorrowland, is held.

Since his birth, Belgium has tried to act as a very neutral and peaceful country, but instead, has been engrossed in almost every major war in Europe. Despite his troubled past. He quickly rose to become one of the leading powers of the industrialized European world and was one of the founding members of NATO-icon NATO and EU-icon EU. Meaning that since day one Belgium has tried to keep a huge amount of affiliates close.

His birthday is on the 4th of October.



Ancient myths say Belgium-icon Belgiumball is descended from Belgicaball, a province of the ancient Gaul-icon Gaulball. At some point it's clay got conquered by SPQR-icon SPQRball. Many countryballs concurred the clay in the centuries afterward like Spain-icon Spainball, Austria-icon Austriaball, Germany-icon Germanyball, France-icon Franceball, and Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball.

Belgiumball was born in 1830. His parents are France-icon Franceball and United Kingdom of the Netherlandsball, this was before France-icon Franceball got married to Germany-icon Germanyball. His parents met when France-icon Franceball took some of Luxembourg-icon Dutch Republicball's clay in 1795. After he changed his name to the UK-icon United Kingdom of the Netherlandsball (aka Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball), UK-icon UKball helped deliver the child, and then secure its neutrality in 1839's Treaty of London.

The boy eventually grew up to follow in his parents' footsteps, eventually acquiring a slave colony of his own, DR Congo-icon Congoball, in 1885 where his weird fetish for hands begins. It was also during this time, that Belgiumball developed his weird fetish for hands. He was eventually forced to abandon indulging it in 1908, under pressure from his guardian/mentor UK-icon UKball.


In 1914, German Empire-icon German Empireball tried to anschluss Belgiumball, but his guardian and uncle UK-icon UKball, as well as his estranged mother France-icon Franceball, came to his rescue, and then eventually his distant cousin USA-icon USAball as well. German Empire-icon German Empireball was defeated in 1918, and his former clay in East Africa was divided between UK-icon UKball and Belgiumball. In 1933, however, Germany-icon Weimar Republicball became Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball and in 1940, Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball raped and anschlussed him again, for 4 years this time, until his distant cousin USA-icon USAball came to his rescue once again in 1944.

After that traumatic experience, Belgiumball settled down into a peaceful lifestyle, and eventually gave DR Congo-icon Democratic Republic of Congoball his independence in 1960. He was a founding member of both the EU-icon EU (1957) and NATO-icon NATO (1948). Nowadays, the EU-icon EU (his half brother) has his base located in Belgiumball's clay. He tries to be as good a host as possible.

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Since the end of World War II Belgiumball suffers a lot from his bipolar disorder. Doctors say he will die soon since his son Flanders-icon Flandersball wants to divorce Wallonia-icon Walloniaball. They will maybe be their own state or Flandersball will go back to his dad Netherlandsball and Walloniaball will go back to his mom Franceball Since many votes have come back to annexation of Flandersball and Walloniaball. Upon that Belgiumball was assaulted by ISIS-icon ISISball on the 22nd of March, 2016, when it attacked Brussels-icon Brusselsball.


Belgiumball is generally a warm and cheerful ball but is known to have a split personality. Generally, Belgium-icon Belgiumball is seen as an innocent waffle and chocolate-lover that doesn't seem to do much wrong. He enjoys life with good food and drinks. He loves eating waffles, fries, and chocolate, and he likes drinking beer and literal hand shakes . He is a big fan of EDM and House music. He even organizes crazy rave parties to celebrate his love for EDM. Belgium-icon Belgiumball also loves sports such as Soccer, Tennis, and Cycling. His success in these sports does vary a lot though. Belgium-icon Belgiumball has a fascination for Renaissance and surrealist art and is also a huge comic-book nerd.

In some comics he is depicted as non-functional and derpy because of him having a near non-functioning central government. He is the second most derpy country with first place being Wales.

Belgiumball made "Smurfs" and "Tintin" and he extremely loves soccer. And he plays it well - he got the bronze medal in the 2018 World Cup in Russia-icon Russiaball. His best clothes are ginnes.

Secretly Belgium-icon Belgiumball is extremely obsessed with (cut-off) hands. Some say he even took one out on a date once. This is due to his historic fetish for hands, derived from his rape of Congo Free State-icon Congo Free Stateball. He's probably a nerd, but he enjoys life, but mostly bullied by ISISball.

Flag Colors

Black 0, 0, 0 C100-M100-Y100-K100 #000000
Banana Split 250, 224, 66 C1-M12-Y83-K0 #FAE042
Husky Red 237, 41, 57 C0-M90-Y80-K0 #ED2939



Almost everyone but the more important ones:

  • Canada-icon Canadaball - Half-brother, helped me in WW1 and WW2.
  • France-icon Franceball - Mother: Abandoned me since I was pregnant (Sometimes fathers pregnant, you know). But I like her very much. Thanks for teaching me French. But... HOW DARE YOU BEAT ME IN THE WORLD CUP SEMI-FINALS! I CANNOT INTO FINAL BECAUSE OF YOU! ALSO FRENCH FRIES ARE BELGIAN NOT FRENCH
  • Germany-icon Germanyball - Better German than the past but your past selves brutally hurt my mothers ass! You past imbecile flag copycat! But at least your awesome at cultural unity.
  • Taiwan-icon Taiwanball - Chinese Asian brother.
  • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball - Muslim Asian brother. Happy 75 birthday.
  • Luxembourg-icon Luxembourgball. Brother and gas station. Really, too irrelevant though.
  • Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball - Father: But his father (my grandfather) tried to stop my independence. Thanks for teaching Dutch.
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - My Friend who likes me! Filipino Tourist who been visit our country because of my economy and tourist spot and Also, our chocolate as is now in the Philippines since 2014.
  • Poland-icon Polandball - Happy 100th anniversary!
  • UK-icon UKball - Guardian/Mentor: He helped secure my freedom twice from ReichTime Reichtangle and his Grandson.
  • USA-icon USAball - Cool guy, helped me out with the Nazi-icon Nazi that time. I am not of Germany! AND THE FRENCH FRIES ARE BELGIAN, NOT FRENCH!!!
  • EU-icon EUball - My half-brother, I host his capital. Don't tell him but Germany and France adopted him from me.


  • Burundi-icon Burundiball - My former colonial slave.
  • DR Congo-icon DR Congoball - My former other colonial slave, but he hates me (Thanks Leopold II) (nao gib hands). I'm trying to get a better relationship with him though. ALSO THERE WAS NO GENOCIDE! 
  • Rwanda-icon Rwandaball - My former other colonial slave.
  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball - Home to many Turkish immigrants! But stop bullying with Iraqi Kurdistan-iconKurds!! And you aren’t European so please stop trying to join EU-iconEuropean Union, you are le Mongolian.


  • Bosnia-icon Bosnia and Herzegovinaball - KEBABTARDERS, I LEFT A 4-3 ON THEM, MY BONUS STAGE IN THE ELIMINATORIES FOR THE WORLD CUP. 2017, THE BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!! And I helped him to defend kebab
  • ISIS-icon ISISball - YUO WILL PAY FOR WHAT YUO DID TO ME IN 22 MARCH 2016!!! Fuck you terrorist!
  • India-icon (division) Belgaumball - Why did you steal my name?
  • Abkhazia-icon Abkhaziaball - Hand cutting time
  • Japan-icon Japanball - HAHA!!! 3-2?!? I DEFEAT YOU!!!!


Such a happy fmily

Such a happy family! Belgiumball with his provinceballs and regionballs.

Regionballs and Provinceballs

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