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|Republic of Bosnia and Herzegovinaball|
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At first, his father Kingdom of Bosniaball was hiding in the mountains and nobody could find him, so he created his kingdom and his own religion called "Church of Bosnia" (a.k.a. Bogomil) because Catholics and Orthodox were too boring. Later, Ottomanball found where he lives and then he made him half kebab. After that, Austria-Hungaryball took Bosniaball from Ottoman Empireball, but that made Serbiaball angry, so he started WWI. During WWII, he was part of Independent State of Croatiaball. In the end, Bosniaball was anchlussed by Yugoslaviaball, but finally escaped together with Croatiaball, Sloveniaball, and Macedoniaball.
In 1992, his brother Serbiaball ( SR Serbiaball at the time) and his son Republic Srpskaball started hating him because he could into independence. His brother used dad's army and supplied his son with weapons. When he became independent on March 1st, Republic Srpskaball barricaded Sarajevoball. He and his son quickly started getting involved in street fighting. He had his paramilitary, the Zelene Beretke, and Republic Srpskaball had his own paramilitaries. On the 4th of April, they invaded Bijeljinaball and conquered it. Later, on the 9th of April, they invaded Zvornikball and conquered it. On the 5th of April, they started shelling Sarajevoball. The territory that Republic Srpskaball occupied created a Bosniak enclave that contained towns such as Goražde, Foča, Srebrenicaball, and Žepa. Foča was conquered on the 28th of April. On the 2nd of May, Serbiaball and Republic Srpskaball started conquering Sarajevoball. In October, he started a conflict against Croatiaball and his son Herzeg-Bosniaball. His son started conquering his clay, and his brother supplied him with weapons. Bosniaball was in a bad situation, but luckily with good strategy and shipments from NATOball and Iranball, Bosniaball won the war. Serbiaball retired from the war after losing.
In early January, UNball made a plan on how to partition his clay into ethnic divisions. Everyone accepted the agreement (Croatiaball, Herzeg-Bosniaball, Bosnia and Herzegovinaball, Republic Srpskaball, and Serbia and Montenegroball). However, when Republic Srpskaball returned home in Pale, he changed his mind, although his dad told him to accept it. Herzeg-Bosniaball started hurting me a lot. My own son betrayed me by cooperating with Republic Srpskaball and Herzeg-Bosniaball. My son was AP Western Bosniaball. NATOball and Iranball helped him by fighting Republic Srpskaball in Operation Deny Flight.
Croatiaball and his son made peace with him by signing the Washington Agreement. When they made peace, they made their own federation ( Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovinaball) and we could now be focused on removing Republic Srpskaball. Denmarkball helped me with the operation Bøllebank and removed Republic Srpskaball around Tuzlaball. He removed his son, and Republic Srpskaball wanted to reanimate him, but he was interrupted by him and Croatiaball in 1995 by the operation Storm.
He and Croatiaball removed Republic Srpskaball from western Bosnia. Republic Srpskaball conquered Žepa and Srebrenicaball and committed genocide against him there. After that, NATOball started bombarding Republic Srpskaball. He then conquered many towns in Bosnian Krajina. Then everyone started negotiating and the Dayton Agreement became a success and peace was brought back into his clay.
Climate of Clay
Bosnia and Herzegovinaball is primarily located on the Dinaric Alps (they're Dinaric, not to be confused with ordinary European alps like the ones along the border between Austriaball, Switzerlandball, and Italyball). Now, there's nothing weird about them except that they just happen to be on the way for the colder winds from the north and the warmer winds from the south (somehow, they never meet up in the same time, so there are no tornadoes, which is good). But this unique trait leaves Bosniaball with some very unique (and frustrating) issues, for instance:
When Bosniaball is expecting New Year and winter holidays, Sirocco wind (or as Bosnians call it, jugo) anschlusses him from behind and melts all the snow down, leaving Bosnia with spring-like weather in the middle of January. Yet on another hand, in April and May, which is Bosnia and Herzegovinaball's favorite time for some roštilj and pečenje (it's like BBQ), north winds burst the place with a bunch of snow, rain and cold weather, leaving Bosniaball to do all of its cooking at home. Oh and we're not finished yet, just to make things even more confusing, literally, over a night, the weather changes from -8 to +28 degrees on Celsius scale starting a long, unbearably hot summer, which often doesn't want to go until early October. It can be noted that Bosnia and Herzegovinaball shares a similar weather problem with Canadaball, which kinda makes them understand each other a little bit better.
Nowadays he is formed by three separate (kinda) entities: Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovinaball, Republika Srpskaball, and Brčko Districtball. Although he is often referred as fully halal countryball, 31% of its people are Orthodox and 15% Catholic. Bosniaball is 51% kebab, up from 42 percent in 1998 (Retake kebab clay!).
- Serbiaball doesn't agree to the clay boundaries and wants more clay.
- Of worst insult to Bosnia and Herzegovinaball is naming cheese pie as burek. Burek being only with meat. Also, please don't insult their coffee, or call their language Croatian or Serbian.
- Due to their durability, Bosnia and Herzegovinaball is a huge fan of Volkswagens, as they make around 1/3 out of its entire car population.
- Also, it should be noted that at one point in its history (1984 to be precise), Bosnia and Herzegovinaball's capital, Sarajevoball hosted Winter Olympic Games.
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Bosniaball hates Croatianball Ustaše, nationalistic Serbiaball, and Chetniksball, and so wants them all gone. Bosniaball is very strict and good.
- Albaniaball - Good muslim friend! But my burek is of better!! We both suffered the wrath of fucking kebab remover and we love old German cars. Defend Shqip! I was considering recognizing Kosovo but there is always Serbia.
- Austriaball - Best countryball there ever be.
- Polandball - Happy 100th birthday my sister!You are my very good friend! He also supports my entry in the NATO and EU.
- Brazilball - We don't have of much relations,but he not want to remove kebab, and he is an excellent provider of coffee and both of we love football and dancing!
- Bulgariaball - My brother that recognized me as an independent country! Also we have overall good relations also because he is not so crazy like my other brothers in the Balkans.
- Canadaball - He's of very friendly, also, an excellent provider of jobs.
- Denmarkball - He of helpings me remove Republic Srpskaball back in 1994. He of also accepted 20,000 refugees.
- EUball - Fool that betrayed me. He said that he won't let me in his union.
- Germanyball - Friends cause he has lots of money. Half of my population is working in your country.
- Hungaryball - Apart from the fact that occasionally acts like Trump and that his border officials are the biggest pain in the ass I have witnessed, we get along really well and intermarriages do happen ocassionally (especially if we bump into each other while working in Austriaball or Vojvodinaball, where many of my Serbs live). Also, a fair number of my students have been going there to study in English, which is nice. Budapestball is beautiful, gib more Wizzair tickets plox! Also, hats off for 1956, that took some balls.
- Italyball and San Marinoball - Favoritings of my middle school sightseeing!
- Japanball - He gibs of many bus and is of very good tourist and friend.
- Malaysiaball - A lot of my engineer student of going there. Also during the war, he and USA with help of NATO and UN to defend me against Serbia with their Chetniks and Srpska shitfacks.
- Sloveniaball - The richest sister, helps me out.
- Croatiaball - My sister. She won 2nd place in World Cup and I'm proud of her.
But give me more coast so I can swim.
- Turkeyball - Had bad times before, but good friend who helps me at my bad times. Also, he helping me long time ago.IF SOMEONE SAYS BALKAN HATES TURKEY I WILL COME AND SAY NOPE!
- Yugoslaviaball - Ah, the good old days when Tito was alive.
- Palestineball - My cute little Middle Eastern friend. We'll save you. Don't worry!
- Russiaball - My biggest Slavic brother. Even though he supports Serbia, he sends peacekeepers to my clay so thanks!!!!!
- Finlandball - Well we don't have a much relations but he's okay to me.
- USAball - Friend... Sort of...
- Ustashas - Son of a bitch!!!
- New Zealandball - Sorry, I did not stole Tokelau's flag, It was Tokelau (Prove it)
- Serbiaball - We had our conflicts, and now he is of better! He likes my food and my jokes, we made up and he's a good brother!! I will never ever recognize Kosovo at all since you're better now. But Republika Srpska is mine!
- UKball- My second western best friend after USAball.
- Belgiumball (in Football) - He is to good for me....
- ISISball - NEVER FORGET WHAT YUO DID TO MOSTAR AND SARAJEVO YOU TERRORIST DICKHEAD, I SEND SOME SOLDIERS AND GUNS TO MY FRIENDS SYRIA AND IRAQ TO DEFEAT YOU,ASSHOLE!!!
- Indiaball - WORST ENEMY EVER!
- Netherlandsball - You cowardish, weak, neo-nazi sympathising, pot-smoking dipshit...
- Republic Srpskaball - He of havings war with me in 1992-1995. Is of Bosnian War. He of still pain in ass and my cancer but at least of not fightings me. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR SREBRENICA MASSACRE AND ALL THE OTHER ATROCITIES COMMITTED BY SERBS IN YUGOSLAV WARS!YOU ARE MINE!!!YOU CAN'T ESCAPE LITTLE SH*T!!!YOU WILL FOREVER BE MINE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! AND IF U LEAVE ME, I'LL BREAK YOUR BONES!!!
- Tokelauball - ' YOU STUPID IDIOT, I WAS THE FIRST TO CHANGINGS OF MY FLAG IN 1998 AND YUO STOLE MY FLAG IN 2007! You also of stealings my flag.
- Serbia and Montenegroball - YOUR SON SERBIA IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE!!!! HE MASSACRED MY POPULATION AND HE IS THE REASON WHY I HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS IN MY COUNTRY!!!! AND TELL SERBIA TO DEFEND HIS ASS BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL HIM WITH NATO, USA, GERMANY, CROATIA AND OTHERS!!!! BUT, NOT ONLY HIM I WILL ALSO KILL REPUBLIKA SRPSKA!!!
- Kosovoball - I cannot recognize you because I have Serbs who will hate me. Thanks but no thanks!!!! Wait you are now going to move your embassy to Jerusalem!!!!! Well then no independence for yuo!!!! And Fuck you a**hole!!!!!!!!!
- Israelcube - Stupid Zionist! Free Palestine!
- WHITE NATIONALIST: JEBATI TE! YOU FUCK OFF FROM MY LAND! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ATTACK ANYMORE MOSQUES AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO MY CANADA AND NEW ZEALAND!
How to draw
- Draw a basic circle with blue
- Draw a yellow triangle
- Draw white stars next to yellow triangle
- Add eyes and your done!