|“||Ya' listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'- I hurt people.||”|
— The RED/BLU Scout (Team Fortress 2)
The clay which became Bostonball originally belonged to Massachusettball. This clay was later taken over by British Empireball. Bostonball was then founded in 1630 by British Empireball and adopted by New Englandball, Thirteen Coloniesball and USAball.
In April 15, 2013, two Chechens attacked his famous Boston Marathon, in which the city was on lockdown for the next five days. It ended with one of the kebab dead and the other one captured while hiding in a boat not in the water, but funnily in a place called Watertown.
"If you plan to escape, make sure it's in the water. Not in Watertown! Got you asshole!" - April 19, 2013 best day of my life! Boston Police Department Strong!
The Scout from Team Fortress 2 was born here in 2007.
He was USAball's pick to bid for the 2024 Summer Olympics, but he withdrew his bid due to financial concerns. Los Angelesball took over the bid.
He also has Theo Epstein to thank for helping to remove the "Curse of the Bambino" from his beloved Red Sox in 2004 (Theo also did wonders for Chicagoball in 2016).
His other sports teams include...
- The Bruins of the NHL
- The Celtics of the NBA
- The Patriots of the NFL
- The Revolution of MLS
- Chicagoball - Both of us love Irish men. We also have that Theo-Epstein-Championshipish blood in us.
- Melbourneball, Hangzhouball, Strasbourgball, Sekondi-Takoradiball, Belfastball, Paduaball, Kyotoball, Barcelonaball, Praiaball, Taipeiball- My sisters!
- Halifaxball - Helped him when a ship blew up and damaged his clay, sends Christmas trees.
- Torontoball - HAH YOU SUCK BRAD MARCHAND RULED YOU
- Columbusball - GET REKT CANUCKS JOHN TORTORELLA! MUHAHAHAHAH BLUE JACKETS SUCK
- Raleighball - MUAHHAHAHAHAH SWEEPED 4-0
- Tampa Bay Lightning - FUCK YOU FOR GETTING THE BRUINS OUT FROM TORONTO
- St. Louisball - NOOOO
| New Englandball: A |
|Connecticutball • Maineball • Massachusettsball ( Bostonball) • New Hampshireball • Rhode Islandball • Vermont Republicball|
|Cities||Bostonball • Hartfordball • Providenceball|
|Soon to be New England||New Brunswickball • New Scotlandball • Upstate New Yorkball • Prince Edward Islandball • The Parts of Quebecball South of the St. Lawrence|