BOTSWANNNAAAA
 
— Yakko Warner

RoBotswanaball has a very NICE life expectancy (69) is Yakko Warner’s favourite country a robot a landlocked countryball located in Southern Africa. Formerly the Bechuanaland-icon.png British Protectorate of Bechuanalandball.

Botswanaball is flat, with up to 70 percent of its territory being the Kalahari Desert.

Botswanaball is a member of African Union-icon.png African Unionball, SADCball, English-icon.png Commonwealthball and UN-icon.png UNball and is one of the least corrupt countries in Africa. 

History

In the 19th century, hostilities broke out between Bantu-icon.png Tswanaballs and Ndebeleballs who were making incursions into the territory from the north-east. Tensions also escalated with the Union of South Africa-icon.png Boerballss from the Transvaal to the east. UK-icon.png UKball put Bechuanaland-icon.png Bechuanalandball under its protection on 31 March 1885.

An expansion of UK-icon.png UKball central authority and the evolution of tribal government resulted in the 1920 establishment of two advisory councils to represent both 8balls and Europeans.

In June 1964, UK-icon.png UKball accepted proposals for a democratic self-government in Botswanaball.

The 1965 constitution led to the first general elections and to independence on 30 September 1966. 

Botsawanaball formed a military to stop South Africa-icon.png South Africaball and Zimbabwe-icon.png Zimbabweball using its territory to sort their differences out.

Botswanaball has a agreement with USA-icon.png USAball to set up a Africom base on its clay.

A long-running dispute over the northern border with Namibia-icon.png Namibia's Caprivi Strip was the subject of a ruling by the International Court of Justice in December 1999, which ruled that Botswana-icon (division).png Kasikili Islandball belongs to Botswanaball.

Botswanaball is the freest and least corrupt countryball on continental Africaball.

Character

  • Botswanaball is always very polite and speaks excellent UK-icon.png English
  • Botswanaball likes to play peacemaker with it neighbors.
  • Botswanaball thinks South Africa-icon.png South Africaball comes across as arrogant and tries to help it with manners.
  • Botswanaball does not tolerate anyone stealing or poaching its wildlife.
  • Botswana is often depicted as robot because of him having "bot" in his name.

Food

Botswanaball likes munching on pap, boerewors, samp, vetkoek and mopani worms. A food unique to Botswana includes seswaa, heavily salted mashed-up meat.

Flag Colors

Main Colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Iceberg 117, 170, 219 C47-M22-Y0-K14 #75AADB
White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
Black 0, 0, 0 C0-M0-Y0-K100 #000000

Relationships (botsala)

Friends (Ditsala)

Neutral (tseye letlhakore)

  • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - He is the first one to establish full diplomatic relations with me and we have various successful cooperations in many fields. and he is good friends with South Africa-icon.png South Africaball However please don't bully Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball or and Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball is Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball. At least we have a Estonia-icon.png common enemy.
    • Russia-icon.png: WHAT YOU RECONIZE CRIMEA AS PART OF UKRAINE!!??
    • Botswana-icon.png: UH yes..
    • Ukraine-icon.png: HA TAKE THAT RUSSIA! EVEN BOTSWANA DOES NOT RECONIZE CRIMEA AS PART OF YOU!!
    • Botswana-icon.png: sorry Russia.
    • Russia-icon.png: SCREW YOU UKRAINE!!
  • China-icon.png Chinaball - He is a good from Asia, BUT CONTROL YOUR STUPID VIRUS!! I NOW HAVE 5,242 CASES BECAUSE OF YOU!! >:( WHY WHY!!!!??
  • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - Flag stealer! Also Botswana is black. Argentina is white. but  i don't hate him that much so not much of an enemy.
    • Argentina-icon.png: I did have it first 1812 while you did not exist until 1966! But anyways I still like you cause we hate minorities. But why you pick the whites? :(

Enemies (baba ba)

  • Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball - BALTIC Flag stealer! You cannot into Nordic! AND HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A SH*THOLE COUNTRY!!!!!
  • 2-icon.png 2ball Get the hell away from me
  • Zimbabwe-icon.png Zimbabweball - Can you fix your country and stop sending me immigrants, please?
  • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - We used to have a good relationship but he is now just a crazy megalomaniac who abuses human rights. No more diplomatic ties with you! South Korea-icon.png South Korea is best Korea!
  • California-icon.png Hollywoodball (California) - Tell Yakko to shut his crazy trap, Yakko is annoying!
  • Yakko Warner - WHY YUO REPEATING MY NAME?!
  • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - YOU ARE SERBIAN CLAY NOT ALBANIAN CLAY!!
  • Albania-icon.png Albaniaball - KOSOVO IS SERBIAN NOT ALBANIAN DEAL WITH IT! REMOVE SHQIP!!!
  • GhanaCoffinDance-icon.png Ghanaball STOP MAKING YAKKO SAY MY NAME LIKE 1,000,000 TIMES  IT'S GETTING SUPER ANYYOING.
  • Trinidad and Tobago-icon.png Trinidad and Tobagoball - 3RD FLAG STEALER BUT HE USE THE SAME FLAG BUT THE RED WHITE AND BLACK ARE VIRTICAL 
  • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - He hates me for being friends with turkey.   
  • Anyone who calls him a robot - plase stop it just because my name starts with bot it does not mean i'm a robot.
  • Botswana Yakko's world memes - THESE MEMES ARE HORRIBBLE REMOVE!!!

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