Brittanyball

Brittanyball : Breizhpoloten: Bretonsballe: Brittanyball
←    50 BC as Armoricansball - Present
I'm not USA from Black and White TV...
General information
Government	Republic
Personality	Wants independence, short-tempered, devout Catholic, alien
Language	French, Breton, English (mostly),
Type	Celtic
Capital	Rennesball
Affiliation	Franceball Celtics Aliens
Religion	Catholicism Atheism Protestantism Islam ∆γγ LM∆θism
Relations and opinions
Friends	UKball Cornwallball Englandball Walesball Scotlandball Irelandball Basqueball Galiciaball Poitou-Charentesball (Cause by a Marches Bretagne-Poitou) Aliens
Enemies	YUO STOLE MONT SAINT MICHEL!!! FLAG STEALERS!!! GIB BACK NANTES!!! NOT YUO CLAY!!!
Likes	Granit, talking about independence, rain, drinking, fest-noz, Nantes, Lancelot du Lac, elves, aliens
Dislikes	Tourists, not having MON INDEPENDANCE!!!
Historical information
Preceded by	Aliens 2ball
Is of importants
Can into space?	I am a 6ball!!! I am trying to back into space like my other alien brethren stranded here on this rock!!!
Börk	brezhoneg / plouzh plouzh / ∆γγ LM∆θ ∆γγ LM∆θ /GIB MON INDEPENDANCE!!!
Food	Kouign-amann, cotriade, sausage galettes, crêpes, kig ha farz, kouign-patatez, alien cuisine
Status
Still trying to get Franceball to GIB MON INDEPENDANCE!!
Notes
gib independence

Brittanyball also known as Bretagneball or Breizhball, refers to itself as Breizh (Bretagne in Breton language), is a 6ball in disguise black and white version of the USAball Celtic countryball attached to Franceball as one of its provinces. Brittannyball is also the brother of its evil twin, Cornwallball, Walesball, Scotlandball, and Irelandball. 

History

SPQRball called Brittanyball Armoricaball.

After SPQRball fell, many Britonballs settled Brittanyball in the 5th century. Brittanyball was finally consolidated in the 840s under Nominal in resistance to  Franks. 

Brittanyball was heavily attacked by the  Vikingball at the beginning of the 10th century. The kingdom lost its eastern territories.

Brittanyball helped Normandyball invade Englandball and received large estates there. Brittanyball was usually independent, often playing Englandball off Franceball.

The Bretonball War of Succession, resulted in a short period of total independence. However, Brittanyball lost the Mad War against Franceball in 1488, mostly because of its internal divisions.

After the Mad War, Brittanyball married Franceball in 1532.

In 1956, Brittany was legally reconstituted, however losing the territory of Nantesball, its more Latin province. Today, Brittanyball retains its cultural singularities. 

Character

• Brittanyball has a short temper.

• Brittanyball also has bagpipes!

• Brittanyball loves mining salt.

• Brittanyball used to enjoy switching off light houses likes its evil twin Cornwallball, heh heh, easy pickings!

• Brittanyball loves insulting Englishball tourists, heh heh!

• Brittanyball used to enjoy sniffing mushrooms and building menhirs.

• Brittanyball loves to take his flag everywhere. He often accuses USAball of stealing his flag since both the Stars and Stripes and the Gwenn ha Du look so similar. Also is often accused himself of being the black and white version of USAball on TV.

• Brittanyball is best friends with Basqueball, Cornwallball, Walesball and Isle of Manball because they all have weird languages and for that reason he may also secretly be a 6ball like them.

Relationships

• Cornwallball - Evil Twin brother. We switch off lighthouses. He have weird language like moi and may also be of 6ball.
• Walesball - Best brother! We speak similar languages and we have the same national anthem! But sadly he cannot into independence like the rest of us...ONE DAY WALES WE WILL BE FREE!!! He may also be a 6ball like Basqueballe et moi.
• Scotlandball- Uncultured cousin who loves Whisky and bagpipes.
• Irelandball- Cousin. Je love him because he produce the best music and the best beer in the world! He also have division problem with his 6 northern counties and cannot into 26+6=1. ONE DAY IRELAND YOU WILL BE ONE AGAIN!!!
• Gaulball - Common ancestor.
• Basqueball - Atlantic friend who also have weird language like moi and think he of 6ball. Wants independence like me. 2018 NEVER FORGET!!! ONE DAY WE WILL BOTH BE FREE AND CAN INTO REJOININGS OUR INTERGALACTIC FRERES!!! Am I also of 6ball like yuo?
  • : It of dependings, are yuo also of 6ball like me? If yes then together we will rejoin our intergalactic brethren!
• Cataloniaball - Other friend who want independence from L'Espagne because of his unique culture. 2017 NEVER FORGET!!! ONE DAY WE WILL BOTH BE FREE!!!
• Galiciaball - Spanish version of me who tries hard to be a Celt.
• USAball - FLAG STEALER!!! FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT YUO ON BLACK AND WHITE TV!!! ALSO REMOVE COVFEFE REMOVE BURGER REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!
• UKball - Yuor tourists are ugly and annoying but they gib me monies! FUCK LE BREXIT! I might some day want yuo to adopt moi but yuor hideous tourists must still pay to to show their ugliness here (I don't really think there ugly, I just like mocking them).
• Franceball - GIB MON INDEPENDANCE!!! CLAY STEALER!!! 1956 WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE NEVER FORGET!!! NEVER SHOULD HAVE MARRIED YUO IN 1532!!! WORST WIFE EVER!!! Sorry... I am the worst husband ever... ONE DAY I JOIN GLORIOUS CELTIC UNION AND ANSCHLUSS YUO!!! REMOVE SURRENDERER MONKEY REMOVE BAGUETTE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!
• Germanyball - TOURISTMONI! He visits my clay all the time.
• Asturiasball - Oh! That weird fan of me who lives in...Spainball I think? His cider sucks tho. IRRELEVANT AS HELL, HONHONHON !
• Normandyball - Smelly and backward neighbour who stole Mont Saint Michel and mon flag. GIB MONT SAINT MICHEL!!!!! NORMANDIE WORST REGION OF FRANCE!!! But yuo also rebellious to France so I kind of like you. Only a little though.

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