For having a pretty massive population and a ton resources, California isn't doing much here. We're kind of an embarrassment to the US. Oh, but thats our speciality.
 
— Drew Durnil (Californian Youtuber)
I'm the Golden State!
 
California-icon.png Californiaball

Commiefornia Californiaball is Hotel California a secret commie wanting to destroy the USA a stateball located on the west coast of USA-icon.png USAball. Californiaball can create some of the best movies in the world. Is finding himself "a tiny bit" flooded. After "Drumpf's" (California's way of calling Trump) fake surprising win, despite California picking Hillary (or in some cases, Bernie) to win, a small radical part of California wants independence, and so does Cascadia-icon.png Cascadiaball and New England-icon.png New Englandball, because he doesn't want a conservative home of AMBER ALERT cases right-wing president, like "Drumpf". But if he were an independent nation, he would be among the G20, and have economies only smaller than USA-icon.png his father, China-icon.png Chinaball, Japan-icon.png Japanball, and Germany-icon.png Germanyball. He passed UK-icon.png UKball in May 2018, and he'd be just ahead of France-icon.png Franceball (hon hon hon), India-icon.png Indiaball, Italy-icon.png Italyball, and Brazil-icon.png Brazilball (hue hue hue!).

History

The clay of Californiaball was once populated, and born by 3-icon.png 3balls (Native Americans), but then Spain-icon.png Spainball had un hijo, Californiaball. Then, Californiaball was then kidnapped adopted by Mexicoball, but one day he broke off in a fight with Mexicoball and got his own independencia with the help of USAball. Then it joined USA-icon.png USAball, but it took a long war with Mexicoball before he agreed. He thought his brother Texasball's star flag was pretty cool, so Californiaball put a star on his flag to reference it. In 1849, gold was discovered on his clay, and other stateballs have been jealous of him ever since. 3-icon.png 3balls were quickly driven away as other balls from all around scrambled for pretty yellow rocks.  Throughout his history has been plagued with earthquakes, his clay is divided by San Andreas fault and smaller faults. This has been into destroying his San Francisco-icon.png cityballs all throughout history. He is home to many different races, mostly Mexico-icon.png Mexicoballs and any China-icon.png Chinaballs, and likes to boast that practically every countryball has immigrants here. Used to pretty much just be full of cowboys and missionaries for a long time, until immigrants from Germany-icon.png Germanyball infected him with the hippies. Ever since then, he has been into a quiet civil war between old cowboys and new hippies for control of state. For reasons mentioned above, he has a bit of a split-personality. As well, his northern and southern halves are basically hatings of each other, and his central valley area (that is still full of cowboys) is about as conservative and independence-wanting as Texas-icon.png Texasball. He may one day split into as many as six smaller stateballs, just like Texasball can into being five stateballs (Maybe when I into independence). Making matters worse is the fact that his habit of making golf courses and growing crops in the desert finally caught up with him, causing a severe water-shortage during an ongoing drought. Yet he is too stubborn to change his ways. ("Hey man, it's either that or avocadoes can't be grown here.") In 2016, with Massachusetts-icon.png Massachusettsball and Nevada-icon.png Nevadaball, he finally can into weed. California has really high taxes, for income over $1,000,000 it's 13.3%, and the state sales tax of 7.25% is the nation's highest. And in 2016, in addition to voting for Hillary by 62%, California also voted to raise the income tax to the level by the same percentage. California-icon.png Californiaball can into very Democratic, and he is very proud of that.

Relations

USA's family tree. The black lines represent biological relationships and the red adoptive relationships.

Mexico's family tree. The black lines represent biological relationships and the red adoptive relationships.

Friends

  • Nevada-icon.png Nevadaball - Mi hermano favorito. I'm keeping gambling illegal on myself, so that people have a reason to visit him.
  • Delaware-icon.png Delawareball - YAYYY WE WON!!!! FUCK YOU Donald Trump-icon.pngTRUMP
  • Oregon-icon.png Oregonball - Foster brother. He has lots of rain. Share with me pls!! I'm hella thirsty. Oh wait, never mind. I'm getting more rain now.
  • Washington-icon.png Washingtonball - Friendly tech rivals. Has lots of rain too. Fellow Liberal just like me.
  • US Georgia-icon.png Georgiaball - Although we have been friends for a while, we just recently been closer friends now that he turned blue! We both have large film industries and share some things in common. Some of my people are migrating to his clay. He is a pro-Islamic state, and I really don’t mind it. However, STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH THE Iran-icon.png Venezuela-icon.png Syria-icon.png ENEMIES!!! I will give you a pass with Russia-icon.png Ruski and even Nicaragua-icon.png Nicaraguaball, but the rest... I don’t approve! Besides from that, he really likes my object shows, especially Inanimate Insanity! Also, don’t get me wrong, I adore Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball, too, but I’M THE ONE DRYING UP OVER HERE! Since you are now part of our liberal-ness, I will do all of my power to protect you from the Texas-icon.png Conservative redneck!
  • Vermont-icon.png Vermontball - Fellow liberal
  • UK-icon.png UKball - New Grandfather plox tell Texas to shut up at Christmas was pardre like this? outdated monarchy, CANCEL IT
  • Baja California-icon.png Baja Californiaball and Baja California Sur-icon.png Baja California Surball - Mis otros hermanos, stayed with Mexico when I left. (One day, mis hermanos, one day....)
  • Hawaii-icon.png Hawaiiball - Pacific brother surround by water. Many Hawaiiballs live in me. Dammit, I'm so jealous of you!! Everyone goes to my cities and then go straight to you!  Are you asking me to anschluss you?!? but I can't because you're too adorable and kind!! GAAAHHH!!!
  • Lower Saxony-icon.png Lower Saxonyball - My German version, we sure do look alike.
  • Hamburg-icon.png Hamburgball - Los Angeles' German version, They have studios and ports.
  • Bremen-icon.png Bremenball - German version of the city of San Francisco.
  • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - Technically, we are brothers because USA-icon.png USAball is our father. He is good friends with Hawaii-icon.png Hawaiiball so we are good friends too! Many Filipinos visit my clay (in fact, more than 1 million!)
  • Catalonia-icon.png Cataloniaball (Spain) - Great uncle. He fought a lot harder than I did for independence. I feel sorry for how Spain treated his independence push.
  • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - Uncle that has a lot in common with Texasball. They wear silly hats, have funny accents, have very big egos, etc. He gave awful birthday present of eucalyptus tree infestation, and no koalas to keep their numbers down.
  • Ecuador-icon.png Ecuadorball - cousin
  • All other 3-icon.png 3balls - Aunts and uncles. Plz accept the reservations I have ceded for yuo.
  • Austin-icon.png Austinball - My puppet, you are doing good taking over ALL OF THE SOUTH and making them communist like me HEHEHEHHEEHHEHHE
  • South Vietnam-icon.png South Vietnamball - A lot of his people came to me in order to escape from Vietnam-icon.png commie.
  • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Union - I will follow your steps great leader
  • China-icon (hat).png Chinaball - GIVE ME THE MONEY SUGAR DADDY ALSO I WILL HELP MAKE AMERICA A PUPPET OF YOU AND ME! FUCK AMERICAN DEMOCRACY AND FUCK FREEDOM! WE WILL GET RID OF EVERY LIBERTARIAN AND CONSERVATIVE IN AMERICA AND ESTABLISH A MAOIST COMMUNE!!

Neutral

  • USA-icon.png USAball - Mi nuevo padre. He is making so many stupid decisions while I do my best to shield my people from them. Not sure if I should declare independence or help him get over his problem. I guess I'll stay with him for another year *quietly sobs*
  • Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball - My biological father and former independence war enemy. I quite feel bad for you since an Donald Trump-icon.png Idiot is trying to keep you away. He dosen't know the damage he have done. Also I want baja and me to be independent. *sighs*
  • Arizona-icon.png Arizonaball - Younger Brother. My very hot and dry desert. Come if you want the sea. Pretty conservative hombre, But NOT ANYMORE. I successfully turned him into a progressive liberal, like how he should've always been... stop revolting from progressive rule or I will cancel yuo idiot
  • NewMexico-icon.png New Mexicoball - Older brother with poor economy and ignorant. If u keep with Breaking bad and not La jauria, I'll cancel you.
  • New York-icon.png New Yorkball - My biggest Northeastern brother. He is liberal and progressive like me. THE ONE THING I DON'T LIKE IS WHY YOU GAVE BIRTH TO THE SHITTEST PRESIDENT Donald Trump-icon.png TRUMP!
  • Florida-icon.png Floridaball - Jealous older sibling that wants to have better theme parks and beaches than me. My Disney park is still better. Unlike me, always experiencing droughts, he is experiencing the opposite instead. Also friends with TEXAS AND OTHER SOUTHERN REDNECKS! HATE YOU SO MUCH!
  • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - A very large uncle, but I have more money and population anyway. Kinda weird that he supposedly "exists" or something like that. Even though, he's pretty nice, and I hold the most Canadian immigrants in the USA! (Though my population is bigger than some countries)
  • Spain-icon.png Spainball - Old Grandmother. Please stop bullying Catalonia-icon.png Cataloniaball! Or I will cancel you on Twitter...
  • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - He is a good friend of my dad but STOP STEALING MY WATER!!!
  • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - He likes me but I hate him. People from real Vietnam come to my clay after the Vietnam War. But ty for calling me the best U.S state. Complicated relationships.

Enemies

  • Texas-icon.png Texasball - MY WORST ENEMY! YUO ARE A RACIST PIECE OF CRAP WHO LIKES CAPITALISM AND HATES PROGRESSIVISM! REMOVE COWBOYS, I DESERVE TO BE THE FASTEST GROWING STATE, NOT YOU! BUT ALSO, ENJOY BEING A LIBERAL SOON! Arizona-icon.png ARIZONA WAS FIRST, YOUR NEX- oh I said Idaho was next already ok, BUT YOUR NEXT NEXT! also enjoy getting canceled on Twitter-icon.pngTwitter xaxaxxaxaxa
  • Colorado-icon.png Coloradoball - He has mountains (my Mount Whitney is still 65 feet higher than his Mount Elbert hehehe), is a moderate between me and Texas. He constantly complains when I come to his place, bring my ultra-liberal politics there and drive up his house prices. However, we both can into stoned though. But REMOVE SOUTH PARK! REMOVE CARTMAN! STUPID SHOW MADE FUN OF OBAMA, HILLARY, AND MYYY STATE FUCK YOU SOUTH PARK YOU FUCKING RACIST HOMOPHOBIC SHOW GOD DAMN IT I HATTTEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT CANCELED!!!!!!!! REMOVE WEED AND REMOVE TEGRIDY
  • Ohio-icon.png OhioRawr - WARRIORS ARE THE BEST!! REMOVE CAVS!! CANCEL THEM! 
  • New Californiaball - Son that wants to secede to become the 51st state! Californiaball will never fall! 
  • Idaho-icon.png Idahoball - YOU BECOME ME, TURN BLUE (Arizona was first, You are Next).
  • WILDFIRES: HOLY SHIT!! I cant cancel you on twitter
  • People who make Gender reveal parties - YOU FUCKING CAUSED WILDFIRES IN MY CLAY AND YOU FUCKING MAKE IT WORSE THAN ITS ALREADY IS, REMOVE GENDER REVEAL PARTIES FROM THE PREMISE REEEEEE!
  • Jeffersonball - wants me to gib independence to rednecks.
  • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - Fellow “Democratic Socialist” and anti capitalist progressive like me but XAXAXAXAXA COCOMELON SURPASSED PEWDIEPIE XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA IRELEVANT GAY ASS BOI
  • Conneticutball - REMOVE GILMORE GIRLS!
  • Mississippi-icon.png Mississippiball - She hates me for no reason!

Major Cityballs

  • Sacramento-icon.png Sacramentoball - Capitalball. Only relevant because of this. Currently being colonized by housing price refugees from San Francisco-icon.png Oakland-icon.png SanJose-icon.png The Bay Area
  • San Francisco-icon.png San Franciscoball - Expensive, liberal cityball infested with hippies. Also known as the cityball that rest of state hates. Likes homosex. Into gentrification and exporter of gentrification.
  • Oakland-icon.png Oaklandball - San Franciscoball's twin brother. Home of the worst sports teams, including the Raiders... Las Vegas-icon.png oh wait. Starting to take up on his brother's gentrification.
  • Los Angeles-icon.png Los Angelesball - My largest and celeb cityball, home of Hollywood. Makes most of my movies and thinks he's (like) so special.
    • Riverside-icon.png Riversideball - Los Angelesball's suburban mountain area.
    • San Bernardino-icon.png San Bernardino Countyball - Los Angelesball's mountain area. Outsiders see him as more notable for his size than the city he's named after. San Bernardino city-icon.png
    • Anaheim-icon.png Anaheimball- *sigh* Greatest disappointment. He won't shut up about his Disneyland being closed.
    • Irvine-icon.png Irvineball- the bane of Los Angeles and full of Asians.
    • Long Beach-icon.png Long Beachball - Grande suburb of Los Angeles. Almost the same population as Sacramento.
  • San Diego-icon.png San Diegoball - First of Spainball's settlements, has lots of beaches and keeps lots of pet animals. Acts very Mexican. Outside of LAball's imperialist reach.  Was Conservative, Now less so.
  • SanJose-icon.png San Joseball - First and oldest cityball, home of Silicon Valley. Innovative tech nerd who makes everyone buy the latest version of anything Chinaball he makes.
    • Cupertino-icon.png Cupertinoball - San Joseball's son. Also home to Apple.
    • Stockton-icon.png Stocktonball - Lives outside of San Joseball's valley, but risks becoming suburbed by SJW due to housing costs and gentrification.
  • Fresno-icon.png Fresnoball - Smoggy Central Valley city. I am building the first part of my high speed train in and around his clay. Has Yosemite nearby and a lot of agriculture, so how are you so smoggy? We're trying to be eco-friendly here!
  • Bakersfield-icon.png Bakersfieldball - My right armpit (if Fresnoball is my left). He doesn't share my politics.

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