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— Canadians singing their anthem
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Canadaball, formerly the Dominion of Canadaball doesn't exist is a countryball living in North America. His clay mainly borders his brother,
USAball, which includes
Alaskaball and is very close to his autonomous territory the Canadian
Danish autonomous territory of
Greenlandball. The countryball is divided into 10 provinceballs and 3 territoryballs, including his capital Torontoball
Ottawaball, giving him a total area of 9.98 million square kilometres (3.85 million square miles) of clay in total, and only
Russiaball is stupid enough to think he is larger. As of 2020, he maintains a population of about 40.12 million inhabitants, small for the 2nd largest countryball.
Being a highly westernized countryball made Canadaball one of the founding members of
NATOball, and being geographically in North America makes him a member of NAFTAball. She He is also a member of the G20 and the G7 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the
EUball.
Canadaball is often seen as
USAball's little brother who is more peaceful and tolerant. He welcomes refugees and immigrants such as
Syrians and
Mexicans and even including
Americans to come and live in his clay, and has even recently legalized marijuana, something
the USA despises. Though, while there are a few things Canadaball is more tolerable at, he still follows in the footsteps of his brother, doing things like hating
Russiaball and
Iranball and moving the stupid natives out of their land helping to lead NATO.
His birthday (Canada Day) is on the 1st of July. His astrological sign is Cancer. In 2017, he celebrated his 150th (looking good!). He celebrated his 154th B-day on July 1st, 2021. He is also located in the same latitude than countryballs like
Greenlandball and
Norwayball (in the case of Northern Canada),
UKball and
Irelandball (in the case of Newfoundland, Central Canada and Western Canada) and
Franceball (in the case of the Atlantic provinces and the south of Ontario). Also all Canadaball is in the same latitude than
Russiaball.
Contents
History
A long time before becoming a dominion, Canadaball was also known as
British Canadaball. He was born as a
3ball, then in 1608 he was colonized by
Franceball and she became his mother. By 1690,
UKball had also landed near Canadaball, he landed in present-day
Virginiaball and met his present-day brother
USAball who was at the time a
7ball. They fought King William's War (1689-1697), Queen Anne's War (1702-1713), and King George's War (1744-1748). Then in 1754,
Franceball and
UKball fought the Seven Years' War until 1763, when the Treaty of Parisball gave
UKball adoption rights to
Franceball's child
New Franceball (AKA Canadaball). Soon afterward,
UKball's other North American son
Thirteen Coloniesball rebelled against his father and became independent in 1783.
Canadaball fought with his father
UKball against his brother
USAball when he was still only a colony. The war eventually was simplified to two sides peppering away at each other while Europe was busy attacking Napoleon and Franceball. In 1814,
UKball burned down the White House in Washington DC, something which
USAball is still sore about. Political unrest in 1837 led so responsible government and the Durham Report, which united Upper and Lower Canada into Canada-Unis. These movements led to a more progressive political situation.
In 1864, Canadaball's sons met at Charlottetownball to discuss confederation, which was accomplished in 1867, resulting in Canadaball becoming a Dominion of the
British Empire.
UKball rarely had trouble with him after that point, except in 1885 he had to help crush the North-West Rebellion. In 1914, Canadaball went to Europe to help his parents fight
Reichtangle (
German Empireball) in the Great War. In 1919, he sat at the Paris Peace Conference as well and received his own seat in the League of Nations.
Canadaball did well in the 1920s, but the Great Depression affected him, and in 1939 he went to Europe again to help fight
Nazi Germanyball. His help in liberating
Netherlandsball won him another friend. In 1949,
Newfoundlandball agreed to move into Canadaball's home. Canadaball helped fight
Chinaball in the Korean War, and changed his clothes in 1965, to celebrate his centenary of federation. In the 1970s and 1980s, Canadaball became a developed country, gaining more and more autonomy from
UKball, and eventually creating his own constitution in 1982. (However, Canadaball had been independent before for decades, granted a status of dominion in 1867 and de-facto independence in 1931, where he gained diplomatic and internal autonomy, among others.)
As of 2000, Canadaball is well-known and liked around the world for being the liberal and most friendly figure that he is.
Canadaball is a developed country and one of the wealthiest in the world, with the tenth highest nominal per capita income globally, and the ninth highest ranking in the Human Development Index. It ranks among the highest in international measurements of government transparency, civil liberties, quality of life, economic freedom, and education.
Canadaball will co-host the 2026 FIFA World Cup together with
USAball and
Mexicoball.
Canada will also host the 2023 Canadian Federal Election but if he has to share his opinion, he thinks the Conservatives might have a chance.
Personality
He has a very kind personality, but if you mess with him, he will gut you like a seal... He has a respectful amount of
Chinese-CanadianBalls around 1.7 million of them though. He formerly removed Dim Sum through the Chinese Head Tax. Now he feels sorry for that, much like everything else. Not only this, but he also made several apologized to LGBT people, Indigenous-CanadianBalls, Japanese-CanadianBalls, and Indian-CanadianBalls.
His polite attitude leads him into a more stable relationship with commies such as
Cubaball; however, Canadaball has historically been (and still is) under
UKball's influence since the constitution of 1982.
Canadaball shares a historical relationship with
USAball. Well, Canadaball is known for being a peacekeeping nation and always will be glad to negotiate and make friendly talk.
Although Canadaball hates losing hockey games. When Vancouverball lost to Bostonball, they started to riot like crazy. Although Boston Disagrees
However, Canadaball is not friendly with Chinaball, so those two states do share a rocky and political disagreement over several things, such as the Meng Wanzhou crisis by siding with the Americans, stealing his brother Hong Kong in 1997, condemning Chinaball for its harsh political treatment of Canadians and weirdly enough the political status of Taiwan. However, Canadaball will not tolerate unjustifiable actions towards innocent lives as he feels like he is the caregiver.
He is usually very kind, especially when someone is depressed.
Flag Colors
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Red | 213, 43, 30 | C0-M100-Y100-K0 | #D52B1E | |
| White | 255, 255, 255 | N/A | #FFFFFF | |
Relationships
Friends/Mes Amis
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Barbadosball - Many of yuo people in my Clay! Also I invest very heavily in yuo Stocks. I love yuor Beaches as well. - "Weird Al" Yankovic - You made a song about me!
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Israelcube - Home to many Israeli's in my nation. I voted in favour for the Arab-Isreali Parition despite my father wanting me to abstain, You're always welcome to be my friend. But attacking
Palestineball isn't very nice. There are pro-Palestine and pro-Israel protests happening in my clay. -
Serbiaball - A great influencer and a friend. We both established embassies and i gaved him a Consultate-General. Also there were many Serbs living in my clay which i also appreciate! I'm sorry for the tragedies commited back in 1999, It was by force and i recognized
Kosovoball which My brother forced me to do it. However outside from the politics, they really like us. -
Czechiaball - I LOVE YOUR NATION! YOU HAVE THE BEST PEOPLE ON EARTH! :) -
Finlandball - I can't believe you did it. Congratulations on winning the IIHF 2019 and World Juniors. Three times champion. -
Slovakiaball - Thanks for hosting the IIHF. It was fun. :) -
Polandball - HAPPY 100th ANNIVERSARY POL POL TO YOU! MY 2ND BEST SLAVIC FRIEND EVER! -
Indiaball - THANK YOU FOR BEING GOOD FRIENDS WITH ME MY GOOD INDIAN FRIEND. JAGMEET SINGH THOUGH HATES YOU MODI :( at least he can't into prime minister..Vegetarian friend. Alot of Indians live in Toronto, Mississaugassisauga, Surrey, and Delta. And he can into hug! Anyone who likes hugs is my friend. -
USAball - My dumb and annoyingbest friend/brother. Even though he's cooler than me by a whole lot, he is really annoying sometimes and being his neighbour really sucks. We all fought in the same wars though, we're part of the same alliance, and we, along with Mexico, always seem to get along in one way or another. What on Earth ARE YOU CRAZY?!! ARE YOU TRYING TO DESTROY CAPITAL HILL?!! But anyways, The Weeknd sung for your superbowl. :D -
Mexicoball - My cousin. Unlike my brother, I'm actually tolerant on your people coming to live in my clay. I'm very large and I don't even have a population larger than
Californiaball, so your people are always welcome in my clay if
my brother doesn't let you in. -
Denmarkball - you just created subway surf on my clay since 2014. but give me Greenland pleaseor else... -
Franceball - My mother. This morning in Paris, 100 years after the WWI Armistice, leaders from around the world came together to remember the fallen, and pay tribute to their sacrifice. Today, we commit to preserving their legacy of peace & freedom. :) -
Japanball - I'm glad to have business with you. Please keep giving me anime to translate into English, eh! PLEASE DONT INFECT MY OLYMPIC ATHLETES PLEASE~~ I TRUST YOU INTO HOSTING TOKYO OLYMPIC :) -
Netherlandsball - Liberated them from
Nazi Germanyball and protected their royal family, we get tulips from him every year because of this. We are best buddies and Mark Rutte honours us every year. -
Indonesiaball - He is one of the
Netherlands' son and I always help him and he is happy because I liberated his stepfather. But today he loathes my
buddy and my
mother... Well at least you didn't loath my
father. *Whispers* Don't let him know about this. -
Philippinesball - My colonial-minded friend and old ally. She doesn't like her own music, she prefers the songs of mine. Now I know why she said "Gib Avril, Bieber and Celine plox!" so many times, despite she likes Kpop so much. Also, she likes our PM so much (she also gave me Jollibee). Sorry for accidentally sending you trash, please don't declare war on me :) -
South Koreaball - He is true and best Korea. We were third-best in the PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games. Tessa Virtue, Scott Moir to be remembered as Canada's faces of 2018! -
Turkeyball - Best Middle Eastern friend since 1944. Canada home to best Canadians of Turkish Descent! We have 63,955 Canadians who claimed full or partial Turkish descent! -
Swedenball - Best Hockey Rivals (better than Russians) Thanks for giving Henrik and Daniel Sedin to the Vancouver Canucks. The epic Sedins combine on OT winner in the final home game! It's sad to see them go and retire. I wish the Sedins a well and fair retirement. Congrats on winning the gold medal :). ELIAS PETTERSSON IS THE BEST HOCKEY PLAYER FOR THE CANUCKS THANK YOU! GO CANUCKS GO! Bye Markstrom, enjoy Calgary. -
Switzerlandball - I gave him flowers to remember victims of Swissair! He gives me Swiss cheese and yummy luxury chocolate that
USAball can't believe. Congratulations on Beating me in the IIHF! It was nice playing you good luck beating the Swedes for us. WOH THERE, you almost beat me this year in the IIHF Heart Attack there eh. Good play buddy. Oh, I also let him borrow Celine Dion for Eurovision in 1988 - he won by 1 point! -
Quebecball - We used to have a difficult time thanks to the Attempted Quebec Separatism in 1980 and 1995. René Lévesque was particularly a threat until he died in 1987. We now have a softer relationship. BUT STILL NO INDEPENDENCE FOR YUO -
Hungaryball I helped the Hungarians during their revolution of 1956 and I accepted 50000 refugees. We have 348,085 Hungarians living in our country. Hungarian girls are adorable ( I have a Magyar Girlfriend (wink wink!)) But I'm so sorry for Caillou that little brat, he talked smack about your country. Speaking about family, he is mon Step-Uncle. -
Uruguayball - Another Good South American Friend, We both legalize Marijuana and Same Sex Marriage. -
Brazilball - Another Good South American Friend, i have some brazilians in my clay about 56.000! -
Ukraineball - SLAVA UKRAINA! Chrystia Freeland is the best Ukrainian Canadian. Did you call me your best friend? Well, you are my best friend! And lover as well! I'll protect you against
that big bully. -
Georgiaball - He likes me. So I like him! -
Malaysiaball - FINE!! I take back my plastic-like COME ON, those are recyclable plastics and you saying is not ...ohhhhhh….I didn't know, it was unrecyclable. Sorry, please don't start a war. PLEASE, NO WAR. I WILL REGRET TAKE IT BACK!! SORRY!!?? Also I'm not sure whether Mount Kinabalu has enough snow for us to ski with.Also why do you look like my brother? -
Armeniaball - I recognize the Armenian Genocide. I'll support him against the
Ə spammer. -
Icelandball - My people respects the nation, and he likes maple syrup!
Neutral (Frenemies)/Amis Neutres
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Hawaiiball - It's just a prank bro, I didn't mean to invent Hawaiian pizza! I put pineapple on pizza just to prank you and I thought it was funny. I didn't know that your uncle (Italy) would hate you. (A Canadian Greek actually invented Hawaiian pizza) but give me Alaska and that's NONE of your stuff at all. -
North Koreaball - Because he like my memes of Koreatown and North Koreans can watch Kim's Convenience. Sometimes he find me cute, but we are enemies sometimes, I went against him in the Korean War. -
Cubaball - A friend who Trudeau visit during his vacation. "Viva Cuba" (Pierre Elliott Trudeau Prime Minister of Canada). But
USAball doesn't like him and is gonna destroy him with the McDonald's so I'll be sad :C. But since about Joe Biden can into president, I saw you improving my brother so it might be OK. BUT STOP SUPPORTING
CHINA. -
I will always be waiting for you...- My nephew took care of him well but I DON’T CARE WHAT AMERICA SAYS ABOUT YOU BEING HIS CLAY OR ANY TYPE OF THAT CRAP SO GIMME YOUR PIPELINE!!!
Or else...
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Palestineball - I may not recognize you, but I'm so sorry my friend is attacking you. I'll try support you with aid supplies, I also recognize your right to self-determination. I hope the conflict ends soon... -
Russiaball - YOU!!! WE ARE HOCKEY RIVALS! NOT DIPLOMATIC ENEMIES! I don't know what's gonna happen when we play each other again in hockey. (Despite the situation in Ukraine) Well at least we can still be friends in the future. -
Saudi Arabiaball - We now have neutral relations due to us and were making better deals and negotiations. -
Argentinaball - I'm sorry for what that famous Canadian did to your flag! I understand if you are still mad at me... again, sorry! -
Burkina Fasoball - Thank you for apologizing me, but NEVER FORGET THE KIDNAPPING OF OUR MISSING CANADIANS!!! -
Iranball - We are okay for now. He apologized after shooting down a plane, but NEVER FORGET THAT YOU SHOT DOWN A UKRAINIAN B737 KILLING 63 CANADIANS!! ElectroBOOM lives on my clay, however. -
Peruball - Sorry for stealing your flag! But he's my cousin, and I am one of his best friends, as we known each other in the 1940s.
Enemies/Aversaires (Ennemis)
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Kebab Pirates - I told you million times, I sorry for the thing about Soldiers killing that Teenager! Please move on from the past. :[ -
ISISball - JUST LIKE MY
DAD SAID, NOW LISTEN HERE YOU JIHAD KEBABFACE.... YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! BYE! ALSO, HOW DARE YOU!!!! -
USSRball -
Russiaball's dad. HOMOPHOBIC SCUM! We were fine until
NATO was born. Then he claimed that he was the best in the world at hockey! Well, you're not your commie poser! 1972, the best day of my life! Canada is the best at hockey! Your son Russia is being a complete IDIOT. -
Kingdom of Italyball - GLAD YOU DIED GAS CULT!! -
Empire of Japanball - Same with Italy, except he's even worse, raping the ethnic Koreans and Chinese people! -
Anti- Semetic Terrorist organizationball - REMOVE these white supremacists. GIB FREEDOM TO ALL LIVES! -
Belarusball - JUST RESIGN ALREADY!! -
Hamas - I recognize you..... As Terrorist! Hahahaha! You are inhuman Scum that can't tell the difference between Kindergarten and Bomb Shelter! REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE! -
Chinaball - YUO ARE THE WORST PERSON TO EVER EXIST FOR A BAJILLION REASONS!!! WE USED TO BE GOOD UNDER THE STEPHEN HARPER ERA, AND NOW IT'S OVER! YUO ARE AN CRAPPY TRAPY FREAKIN' BOOTLEGER!!!! SCREW YOU AND THE ONE CHINA POLICY!!!! YOUR FAVORITE THING IS BETRAY AND INFECT EVERYONE AND EVEN YOUR FORMER BROTHERS! CURE YOUR CORONAVIRUS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean your population and people are okay but your government is TRASH! YOU ALSO WANT MY GOLD MINE HUH?!!! -
I will always be there for ya...- GIMME YOUR HANS ISLAND NOW!!
Or else...
Provinces and Territories
Provinces
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Albertaball - Canadian rednecks. Where we get our oil monies. Also where the Heartland TV show takes place. Currently, in hard times because of Coronavirus that crashed the oil prices -
British Columbiaball - Hippie pot-smokers. Also soo many Chinese! More Chinese than First Nations wow. Your Chinese language is worsening your Français. It out populated French! Sad. :(
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Manitobaball - Dammit Riel! -
New Brunswickball - Totally not of
Maineball (Nor vice versa). -
Newfoundland and Labradorball - My brother, who is 1949 decided to join me. Last to join confederation, eh? He gave me my first ever Olympic gold medal in men's curling in 2006! -
Nova Scotiaball - Fish and chips. Also a bit of Haggis. RIP. Worst shooting in Canadian history. -
Ontarioball - The only province to be American without being American. Also, he wants to secede as well, but not as much as
Quebecball. -
Prince Edward Islandball - Charlottetown Conference, potatoes and Anne of Green Gables. -
Quebecball - Oui je parle français. Merci de renforcer la culture Canadienne! MERCI POUR LA Sirop d'érable!! -
Saskatchewanball - Canadian rednecks.
Territories
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Northwest Territoriesball - Used to have a crapton of clay, until we gave it to the provinces and Nunavut. -
Nunavutball - They were like "hey guys, we want to separate from NWT", and we were like "okay". Also, wants to secede as well Iqaluitball - The capital city of
Nunavutball.
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Yukonball - Only has one city, unless Dawson wants to become one since it was growing up fast.
How to Draw
Drawing Canadaball is fun!
- Divide the circle by red, white, then back to the red.
- Draw the glorious red
weedmaple leaf in the middle. - Draw two eyes to finish him off. Eh?
- You can also draw a coonskin hat.