Relations and opinions
Turks and Caicosball
Saudi Arabiaball (from 2020)
I liberated your father
Hans Island is mine!
YUO ARE MINE!!!
Plz watch it with the weapons
WHAT DID YOU DO TO OUR MISSING CANADIANS??!!!!
Stop Killing innocent children!!
Its just a prank bro
THAT FREAKING JERK WHO HATES MY BROTHER USA!!
Donetsk Peoples Republicball
Stop saying that my Hawaiian Pizza sucks (sometimes)
You shouldn't exist
Leave Greece and Abyssinia alone
Leave China and Korea ALONE!!
That one evil commie
Nigeriaball (Give me Emmanuelball)
Saying "eh" and "aboot"
🍺 Beer 🍻
My singing monsters
dawn of fire
his high HDI
GAY and LGBT
Ryan Gosling, Ryan Reynolds
Poutine, Rick Mercer, having larger clay than USAball, Rush, deadmau5, Arcade Fire, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Bears (including the TV Show: “Maurice Sendak’s Little Bear”), Three Days Grace, Hockey, Free Healthcare, The Internet, Hockey, Curling, BioWare (especially Dragon Age and Mass Effect), BATIM (Developed in Ottawa) Social Democracy, Hockey, Lacrosse, Retarded Penguin Games owned by Disney, Tim Hortons, Winters, Baseball, Basketball, American football, ExplodingTNT, Teletoon, Fresh TV, YTV, Treehouse TV, Deadpool, 6teen, Total Drama franchise, Stoked, Ed,Edd n Eddy, Pandas and the song Good Old Hockey Game, Bombardier LRC, Guns, Martha Speaks (especially Danny who is named after) Danny Phantom, PBS Kids animated shows, PBS Kids, Adobe Flash/Adobe Animate, Mike Myers, Shrek, Tommy Douglas (he gave us Medicare!), Leslie Nielsen, Terrence and Phillip, Johnny Test, My Little Pony, GingerPale, Corus Entertainment, almost every education, F40PH..., Clyde McBride, Alanis Morissette, Anne Murray, Michael Buble, Neil Young, CBC, TVOKids, Entertainment One, Shawn Mendes, Howie Mandel, VanossGaming, Pokimane, Terrence & Phillip, Shania Twain, Paul Anka, Rachel McAdams, Zimmer Twins, canadian steet fighter:abigail,rip saber , oliver from subway surf, Apologization, South Park (only episodes based around Canada or Terrance and Philip)
People who do not speak English that confuse him with American (just because he speaks English), Being irrelevant despite he has big clay, People making fun of the way he says "about", Nickelodeon, Justin Bieber (sorry), Cartoon Network, COVID-19, 🔥🔥Wildfires 🔥🔥, JOHN A MACDONALD (FOR RACIALLY DIVIDING US), that vegan teacher
Is of importants
Can into space?
|“||There is nothing you can't do if you set your mind to it. Anything is possible.||”|
— Rick Hansen
|“||With Glowing Hearts we see thee rise the... (shouts) TRUE NORTH Strong and Free...||”|
— Canadians singing their anthem
|“||WE THE NORTH!! Le Nord C'est Nous!||”|
— Toronto Raptors Ball
|“||Canada is a wonderful nation with full of wonders!||”|
Canadaball, formerly the
Republic Dominion of Canadaball, is sorry needs to anschluss his brother to save his life is Justin Bieber a she, not a he un lui, pas une elle a countryball living in Northernmost North America. Her His clay mainly borders his brother, USAball, which includes Alaskaball and is very close to his autonomous territory the Canadian Danish autonomous territory of Greenlandball. The countryball is divided into 10 provinceballs and 3 territoryballs, including his capital Ottawaball, giving him a total area of 9.98 million square kilometres (3.85 million square miles) of clay in total, and only Russiaball is larger. As of 2019, he maintains a population of about 37.33 million inhabitants, small for the 2nd largest countryball, even smaller than the U.S. state of Californiaball.
Being a highly westernized countryball made Canadaball one of the founding members of NATOball, and being geographically in North America makes him a member of NAFTAball.
SheHe is also a member of the G20 and the G7 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball.
Canadaball is often seen as USAball's little brother who is more peaceful and tolerant. He welcomes refugees and immigrants such as Syrians and Mexicans and even including Americans to come and live in his clay, and has even recently legalized marijuana, something the USA despises. Though, while there are a few things Canadaball is more tolerable at, he still follows in the footsteps of his brother, doing things like hating Russiaball and Iranball and helping to lead NATO.
His birthday (Canada Day) is on the 1st of July. His astrological sign is Cancer. In 2017, he celebrated his 150th (looking good!). He celebrated his 153rd B-day on July 1st, 2020. He is also located in the same latitude than countryballs like Greenlandball and Norwayball (in the case of Northern Canada), UKball and Irelandball (in the case of Newfoundland, Central Canada and Western Canada) and Franceball (in the case of the Atlantic provinces and the south of Ontario). Also all Canadaball is in the same latitude than Russiaball.
Even if the character doesn't have an exact gender (like all the characters in the Polandball universe) it's name is a male noun in one of the native languages of the country ( French). However, in its other native language, English, the names of countries have no gender. However, there are times when the concept of a country might be gendered in English. In that case, female seems to be the default. This is a bit old-fashioned now. In this case, in traditional English, all countries were feminine, this creates a curious situation in which some Anglophone Canadians says that Canada is a girl, while all Francophone Canadians (for example, Quebecers) says that Canada is a guy,
also, he's gay.
A long time before becoming a dominion, Canadaball was also known as British Canadaball. He was born as a 3ball, then in 1608 he was colonized by Franceball and she became his mother. By 1690, UKball had also landed near Canadaball, he landed in present-day Virginiaball and met his present-day brother USAball who was at the time a 7ball. They fought King William's War (1689-1697), Queen Anne's War (1702-1713), and King George's War (1744-1748). Then in 1754, Franceball and UKball fought the Seven Years' War until 1763, when the Treaty of Parisball gave UKball adoption rights to Franceball's child New Franceball (AKA Canadaball). Soon afterward, UKball's other North American son Thirteen Coloniesball rebelled against his father and became independent in 1783.
Canadaball fought with his father UKball against his brother USAball when he was still only a colony. The war eventually was simplified to two sides peppering away at each other while Europe was busy attacking Napoleon and Franceball. In 1814, UKball burned down the White House in Washington DC, something which USAball is still sore about. Political unrest in 1837 led so responsible government and the Durham Report, which united Upper and Lower Canada into Canada-Unis. These movements led to a more progressive political situation.
In 1864, Canadaball's sons met at Charlottetownball to discuss confederation, which was accomplished in 1867, resulting in Canadaball becoming a Dominion of the British Empire. UKball rarely had trouble with him after that point, except in 1885 he had to help crush the North-West Rebellion. In 1914, Canadaball went to Europe to help his parents fight Reichtangle ( German Empireball) in the Great War. In 1919, he sat at the Paris Peace Conference as well and received his own seat in the League of Nations.
Canadaball did well in the 1920s, but the Great Depression affected him, and in 1939 he went to Europe again to help fight Nazi Germanyball. His help in liberating Netherlandsball won him another friend. In 1949, Newfoundlandball agreed to move into Canadaball's home. Canadaball helped fight Chinaball in the Korean War, and changed his clothes in 1965, to celebrate his centenary of federation. In the 1970s and 1980s, Canadaball became a developed country, gaining more and more autonomy from UKball, and eventually creating his own constitution in 1982. (However, Canadaball had been independent before for decades, granted a status of dominion in 1867 and de-facto independence in 1931, where he gained diplomatic and internal autonomy, among others.)
As of 2000, Canadaball is well-known and liked around the world for being the liberal and most friendly figure that he is.
Canadaball is a developed country and one of the wealthiest in the world, with the tenth highest nominal per capita income globally, and the ninth highest ranking in the Human Development Index. It ranks among the highest in international measurements of government transparency, civil liberties, quality of life, economic freedom, and education.
Canada will also host the 2019 Canadian Federal Election but if he has to share his opinion, he thinks the Conservatives might have a chance.
He has a very kind personality, but if you mess with him, he will gut you like a seal... He has a respectful amount of Chinese-CanadianBalls around 1.7 million of them though. He formerly removed Dim Sum through the Chinese Head Tax. Now he feels sorry for that, much like everything else. Not only this, but he also made several apologized to LGBT people, Indigenous-CanadianBalls, Japanese-CanadianBalls, and Indian-CanadianBalls.
His polite attitude leads him into a more stable relationship with commies such as Cubaball; however, Canadaball has historically been (and still is) under UKball's influence since the constitution of 1982.
Canadaball shares a historical relationship with USAball. Well, Canadaball is known for being a peacekeeping nation and always will be glad to negotiate and make friendly talk.
Although Canadaball hates losing hockey games. When Vancouverball lost to Bostonball, they started to riot like crazy. Although Boston Disagrees
- Bostonball: That's your problem mate. We lost to St. Louis Blues and do you see us going nuts like you. Vancouver started it because of Chinese Ching Chong! HAHAHAHAH. Vancouver cannot get a cup!
However, Canadaball is not friendly with Chinaball, so those two states do share a rocky and political disagreement over several things, such as the Meng Wanzhou crisis by siding with the Americans, stealing his brother Hong Kong in 1997, condemning Chinaball for its harsh political treatment of Canadians and weirdly enough the political status of Taiwan. However, Canadaball will not tolerate unjustifiable actions towards innocent lives as he feels like he is the caregiver.
He is usually very kind, especially when someone is depressed.
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- Cubaball - A communist friend who Trudeau visit during his vacation. "Viva Cuba" (Pierre Elliott Trudeau Prime Minister of Canada). But USAball doesn't like him and is gonna destroy him with the McDonald's so Canada is sad. But since about Joe Biden can into president, I see you improve USAball so it might be ok.
- Brayden Holtby - Welcome to CANUCKS!
- Israelcube - Home to many Israeli's in my nation. You're always welcome to be my friend.
- Serbiaball - A great influencer and a friend. We both established embassies and i gaved him a Consultate-General. Also there were many Serbs living in my clay which i also appreciate! I'm sorry for the tragedies commited back in 1999, It was by force and i recognized Kosovoball which My brother forced me to do it. However outside from the politics, they really like us.
- Czechiaball - I LOVE YOUR NATION! YOU HAVE THE BEST PEOPLE ON EARTH! :)
- Chileball - Good Friend, It was the First South American Country with which I signed a Free Trade Agreement; And thank you for not giving sea for Boliviaball.
- Finlandball - I can't believe you did it. Congratulations on winning the IIHF 2019 and World Juniors. Three times champion.
- Slovakiaball - Thanks for hosting the IIHF. It was fun. :)
- Polandball - HAPPY 100th ANNIVERSARY POL POL TO YOU! MY 2ND BEST SLAVIC FRIEND EVER!
- Indiaball - THANK YOU FOR BEING GOOD FRIENDS WITH ME MY GOOD INDIAN FRIEND. JAGMEET SINGH THOUGH HATES YOU MODI :( Vegetarian friend. Alot of Indians live in Toronto, Mississaugassisauga, Surrey, and Delta. And he can into hug! Anyone who likes hugs is my friend.
- USAball - My
dumb and annoyingbest brother. Even though he's cooler than me by a whole lot, he is really annoying sometimes and being his neighbour really sucks. We all fought in the same wars though, we're part of the same alliance, and we, along with Mexico, always seem to get along in one way or another. What on Earth ARE YOU CRAZY?!! ARE YOU TRYING TO DESTROY CAPITAL HILL?!! But anyways, The Weeknd sung for your superbowl. :D
- Mexicoball - My cousin. Unlike my brother, I'm actually tolerant on your people coming to live in my clay. I'm very large and I don't even have a population larger than Californiaball, so your people are always welcome in my clay if USA doesn't let you in.
- Denmarkball - you just created subway surf on my clay since 2014.
but give me Greenland please
- Franceball - My mother. This morning in Paris, 100 years after the WWI Armistice, leaders from around the world came together to remember the fallen, and pay tribute to their sacrifice. Today, we commit to preserving their legacy of peace & freedom. :)
- Japanball - I'm glad to have business with you. Please keep giving me anime to translate into English, eh!
- Netherlandsball - Liberated them from Nazi Germanyball and protected their royal family, we get tulips from him every year because of this. We are best buddies and Mark Rutte honours us every year.
- Indonesiaball - he is one of the Netherlandsball son and i always help him and he is happy because I liberated his step-father. But today he loathes my buddy and my mother...
- Philippinesball - My colonial-minded friend and old ally. She doesn't like her own music, she prefers the songs of mine. Now I know why she said "Gib Avril, Bieber and Celine plox!" so many times, despite she likes Kpop so much. Also, she likes our PM so much (she also gave me Jollibee).
- South Koreaball - He's true Best Korea. We were third-best in the PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games. Tessa Virtue, Scott Moir to be remembered as Canada's faces of 2018!
- Turkeyball - Best Middle Eastern friend since 1944. Canada home to best Canadians of Turkish Descent! We have 63,955 Canadians who claimed full or partial Turkish descent!
- Swedenball - Best Hockey Rivals (better than Russians) Thanks for giving Henrik and Daniel Sedin to the Vancouver Canucks. The epic Sedins combine on OT winner in the final home game! It's sad to see them go and retire. I wish the Sedins a well and fair retirement. Congrats on winning the gold medal :). ELIAS PETTERSSON IS THE BEST HOCKEY PLAYER FOR THE CANUCKS THANK YOU! GO CANUCKS GO! Bye Markstrom, enjoy Calgary.
- Switzerlandball - I give him flowers to remember victims of Swissair! He gives me swiss cheese and yummy luxury chocolate that USAball can't believe. Congratulations on Beating me in the IIHF! It was nice playing you good luck beating the Swedes for us. WOH THERE you almost beat me this year in the IIHF Heart Attack there mate. Good play buddy.
- Svetlana Tikhanovskaya: Don't Worry Katyusha. Canada will stand with you against Lukashenko! FOREVER
- Quebecball - We used to have a difficult time thanks to the Attempted Quebec Separatism in 1980 and 1995. René Lévesque was particularly a threat until he died in 1987. We now have a softer relationship.
- Hungaryball I helped the Hungarians during their revolution of 1956 and I accepted 50000 refugees. We have 348,085 Hungarians living in our country. Hungarian girls are adorable ( I have a Magyar Girlfriend (wink wink!)) But I'm so sorry for Caillou, he talked smack about your country. Speaking about family, he is mon Step-Uncle.
- Uruguayball - Another Good South American Friend, We both legalize Marijuana and Same Sex Marriage.
- Ukraineball - SLAVA UKRAINA! Chrystia Freeland is the best Ukrainian Canadian. Did you call me your best friend? Well, you are my best friend! And lover as well! I'll protect you against that bully
- Georgiaball - He likes me. So I like him, because we are both friends of Ukraineball and we both hate that bully.
- Malaysiaball - FINE!! I take back my plastic-like COME ON, those are recyclable plastics and you saying is not ...ohhhhhh….I didn't know, it was unrecyclable. Sorry, please don't start a war. PLEASE, NO WAR. I WILL TAKE IT BACK!! SORRY !!??
Also I'm not sure whether Mount Kinabalu has enough snow for us to ski with.
- Armeniaball - I recognize the Armenian Genocide. I'll support him against the Ə spammer.
Neutral (Frenemies)/Amis Neutres
- Hawaiiball - It's just a prank bro, I didn't mean to invent Hawaiian pizza! I put pineapple on pizza just to prank you and I thought it was funny. I didn't know that your uncle (Italy) would hate you. (A Canadian Greek actually invented Hawaiian pizza)
- North Koreaball - Because he like my memes of Koreatown and North Koreans can watch Kim's Convenience. He finds me cute, but we are sometimes enemies.
I will always be waiting for you...- Nephew took care of him well but I DON’T CARE WHAT AMERICA SAYS ABOUT YOU BEING HIS CLAY OR ANY OF THAT CRAP SO GIMME YOUR FRICKIN PIPELINE
- Saudi Arabiaball - We now have neutral relations due to us and were making better deals and negotiations.
- Argentinaball - I'm sorry for what that famous Canadian did to your flag! I understand if you are still mad at me... again, sorry!
- Icelandball - My people respects the nation, and he likes maple syrup but THIS ISLAND IS PRO RUSSIAN ALL DAY!!
- Burkina Fasoball - Thank you for apologizing me but NEVER FORGET THE KIDNAPPING OF OUR MISSING CANADIANS!!!
- Iranball - We are okay for now. He apologized after shooting down a plane, but NEVER FORGET THAT YOU SHOT DOWN A UKRAINIAN B737 KILLING 63 CANADIANS!! ElectroBOOM lives on my clay, however.
- Police brutality - THESE ARE CONFUSING TIMES, BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! NO NO TO POLICE BRUTALITY! JUSTICE FOR BREONNA TAYLOR, DREASJON REED, JACOB BLAKE AND GEORGE FLOYD! REMOVE TRUMP!
- ISISball - LIKE MY DAD SAID, NOW LISTEN HERE YOU JIHAD KEBABFACE.... YOUR ALREADY DEAD MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! BYE! ALSO, HOW DARE YOU!!!!
- Russiaball - WORST COUNTRY EVER TO MESS WITH ME! DON'T YOU DARE ATTACK MY FRIENDS, ESPECIALLY UKRAINE! GLORY TO UKRAINE! I HOPE YOUR POLITICAL GOVERNMENT GOES TO HELL! I FINALLY END YOUR FRIENDSHIP!!!
- USSRball - Russiaball's dad. We were fine until NATO was born. Then he claimed that he was the best in the world at hockey! Well, you're not your commie poser! 1972, the best day of my life! Canada is the best at hockey! Your son Russia is being a complete DICK. AND I AM GLAD HE GOT HIS PUNISHMENT BY GERMANY!
- Kingdom of Italyball - GLAD YOU DIED!! GAS CULT
- Empire of Japanball - Same with Italy, except even worse raping the ethnic Korean and Chinese people!
- Anti- Semetic Terrorist organizationball - REMOVE these disgusting white supremacists. GIB FREEDOM TO ALL LIVES
- Venezuelaball and South Sudanball - We targeting them with sanctions.
- Teen Titans Go! - DON'T YOU DARE MAKE THE EPISODE ABOUT ROBIN BEING RACIST TOWARDS THE BRITISH PEOPLE AND MADE THE FATHER'S QUEEN LOOK EVIL!, I WILL EVEN BAN YOU!
- Togoball - This guy hates me for having and speaking English language. That is a very stupid and dumb reason to hate me.
- Rainstorms: VANCOUVER IS GOING TO BE HIT!!! OH NOOO!!!
- Chinaball - Successor of Genshin Imapct but YUO ARE THE WORST PERSON TO EVER EXIST FOR 1000000 REASONS!!! WE USED TO BE GOOD UNDER THE STEPHEN HARPER ERA, AND NOW IT'S OVER! YUO ARE AN CRAPPY TRAPY FREAKY M0R0N!!!! SCREW YUO AND ONE CHINA POLICY!!!! YUOR FAVORITE THING IS BETRAY AND INFECT EVERYONE AND EVEN YUOR FORMER BROTHERS! CURE YOUR CORONAVIRUS NOW!!!!!!!!11111111 I mean you population and people are ok but your government is SHIT! HELL NOOO~ YOU WANT MY GOLD MINE?!!!
- White Supremacists: YOU ARE THE REASON WHY INNOCENT MUSLIMS ARE DYING. YOUR THE SAME POLICE THAT KILLED GEORGE FLOYD!! AND YOU ARE NOW TRYING TO MAKE A NEO-NAZI GROUP AND A ANTI LATINO ORGANIZATIONS!!! ...FUCK YOU AND I HOPE YOU ALL DIE IN HELL ONE DAY!!!
- Belarusball - #RESIGNLUKASHENKO. WE HATE YOU!!!
- Somaliaball - STOP TERRORISING EVERYONE YOU STUPID PIRATE!!!!
- Crimeaball and Palestineball - CRIMEA IS UKRAINE AND PALESTINE IS ISRAEL AND THAT'S FINAL!!!!
- Boliviaball - ANTI-IMPERIALIST DETECTED. YOU TRAITOR! YOU CAME BACK TO ANTI-IMPERIALISM!! NO SEA FOR YUO HONHONHONHONHON!!!
- Burundiball and Zimbabweball - I glad you two got sanctions, corrupt Africans.
- Kaliningradball - What did you say, motherland? So yuo are German clay then you Commie pig.
- Myanmarball - Control your country and your goverment. PLEASE!
- Azerbaijanball - LEAVE ARMENIA ALONE YOU DUMB!
- Syriaball - Same as Myanmar so REMOVE ASSAD!!!
- Nigeriaball - You stole Emmanuelball from me. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
- That Vegan Teacher - NO ONE WANT TO BE VEGAN YOU ANNOYING KAREN, GO F**K YOURSELF YOU FILTHY STALKER VEGAN DONUT!!! SHE'S NOW BANNED FROM TIK TOK? GOOD NEVER COME BACK!!!
Provinces and Territories
- Albertaball - Canadian rednecks. Where we get our oil monies. Also where the Heartland TV show takes place. Currently, in hard times because of Coronavirus that crashed the oil prices
- Calgaryball - He has an AMAZING Stampede in the summer, and he gets lots of tourists from that! But I hate him getting to much snow soo early! He also gets monies from tourists willing to see the Rockey Mountains and Banffball. Calgary can into tourist monies! He has poor dealing with covid 19. WELCOME JACOB MARKSTROM TO CALGARY FLAMES
- Edmontonball - He can into hosting Western Stanley Cup 2020 even though Chicago beated him who in turn got destroyed by Vegas Knights. Congratulations to Tampa
- Fort McMurrayball - Thank you for no more wildfires. BUT DAMN THE DROUGHTS
- British Columbiaball - Hippie pot-smokers. Also soo many Chinese! More Chinese than First Nations wow. Your Chinese language is worsening your Français. It out populated French! Sad. :(
- Vancouverball - Probably the most Chinese city outside of Asia (also hates Toronto because of the Toronto Maple Leafs). Hosted an incredible Winter Olympics in 2010! Now the Chinese are the largest ethnic group in the city... T_T Well done China! He lost to Vegas Golden Knights. WELCOME BRAYDEN HOLTBY TO VANCOUVER FROM WASHINGTON CAPITALS
- Manitobaball - Dammit Riel!
- New Brunswickball - Totally not of Maineball (Nor vice versa).
- Newfoundland and Labradorball - My brother, who is 1949 decided to join me. Last to join confederation, eh? He gave me my first ever Olympic gold medal in men's curling in 2006!
- Nova Scotiaball - Fish and chips. Also a bit of Haggis. RIP. Worst shooting in Canadian history.
- Ontarioball - The only province to be American without being American. Also, he wants to secede as well, but not as much as Quebecball.
- Ottawaball - Capital Territory. They think they're people from Albany. Please don't get flooded!
- Torontoball - LETS GO RAPTORS! YES YES YES! #WETHENORTH. TAKE THAT ALASKA!! HE CAN ALSO IN GETTING BOSTON BRUINS OUT OF STANLEY CUP. BUT CMON MATTHEWS AND TAVARES GET YOUR GRIP TOGETHER.
- Windsorball: Makes good cars.
- PEIball - Charlottetown Conference, potatoes and Anne of Green Gables.
- Quebecball - Oui je parle français. Merci de renforcer la culture Canadienne! MERCI POUR LA Sirop d'érable!!
- Montrealball - Elle préfère rester au Canada si le Québec fait sécession.
- Saskatchewanball - Canadian rednecks.
- Northwest Territoriesball - Used to have a crapton of clay, until we gave it to the provinces and Nunavut.
- Nunavutball - They were like "hey guys, we want to separate from NWT", and we were like "okay". Also, wants to secede as well Iqaluitball - The capital city of Nunavutball.
- Yukonball - Only has one city, unless Dawson wants to become one since it was growing up fast.
- "Maple syrup?"
- "I'm sorry"
- "Je suis désolé"
- "O Canada!"
- "Free healthcare"
- TRUE NORTH/
How to Draw
Drawing Canadaball is fun!
- Divide the circle by red, white, then back to the red.
- Draw the glorious red
weedmaple leaf in the middle.
- Draw two eyes to finish him off. Eh?
- You can also draw a coonskin hat.