|“||With Glowing Hearts we see thee rise the... (shouts) TRUE NORTH Strong and Free...||”|
— Winnipegball's Jets fans yelling anthem proudly
|“||WE THE NORTH!! Le Nord C'est Nous!||”|
— Toronto Raptors Ball
|“||Canada is a wonderful nation with full of wonders!||”|
needs to anschluss USAball to save his life is a countryball living in Northernmost North America. His clay mainly borders his brother USAball which includes Alaskaball, and is very close to the Danish autonomous territory of Greenlandball. The country is divided into 10 provinces and 3 territories, including his capital Ottawaball, giving him a total area of 9.98 million square kilometers (3.85 million square miles) of clay in total, and only Russiaball is larger. As of 2019, he maintains a population of about 37.33 million inhabitants, small for the 2nd largest country, even smaller than Californiaball.
Being a highly westernized country already gives Canadaball the ability to join NATOball, and being geographically in North America makes him a member of NAFTAball. He is also a member of the G20 and the G7 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball.
Canadaball is often seen as USAball's little brother who is more peaceful and tolerant. He welcomes refugees and immigrants such as Syrians and Mexicans and even including Americans to come and live in his clay, and has even recently legalized marijuana, something the USA despises. Though, while there are a few things Canadaball is more tolerable at, he still follows in the footsteps of his brother, doing things like hating Russiaball and Iranball and helping to lead NATO.
His birthday (Canada Day) is on the 1st of July. His astrological sign is Cancer. In 2017 he celebrated his 150th (looking good!). He celebrated his 152nd B-day on July 1st, 2019.
A long time before becoming a dominion, Canadaball was also known as British Canadaball. He was born as a 3ball, then in 1608 he was colonized by Franceball and she became his mother. By 1690, UKball had also landed near Canadaball, he landed in present-day Virginiaball and met his present-day brother USAball who was at the time a 7ball. They fought King William's War (1689-1697), Queen Anne's War (1702-1713), and King George's War (1744-1748). Then in 1754, Franceball and UKball fought the Seven Years' War until 1763, when the Treaty of Parisball gave UKball adoption rights to Franceball's child New Franceball (AKA Canadaball). Soon afterward, UKball's other North American son Thirteen Coloniesball rebelled against his father and became independent in 1783.
Canadaball fought with his father UKball against his brother USAball when he was still only a colony. The war eventually was simplified to two sides peppering away at each other while Europe was busy attacking Napoleon and Franceball. In 1814, UKball burned down the White House in Washington DC, something which USAball is still sore about
(And will constantly scream about: "We would've steamrolled you after New Orleans!"). Political unrest in 1837 led so responsible government and the Durham Report, which united Upper and Lower Canada into Canada-Unis. These movements led to a more progressive political situation.
In 1864, Canadaball's sons met at Charlottetownball to discuss confederation, which was accomplished in 1867, resulting in Canadaball becoming a Dominion of the British Empire. UKball rarely had trouble with him after that point, except in 1885 he had to help crush the North-West Rebellion. In 1914, Canadaball went to Europe to help his parents fight Reichtangle ( German Empireball) in the Great War. In 1919, he sat at the Paris Peace Conference as well and received his own seat in the League of Nations.
Canadaball did well in the 1920s, but the Great Depression affected him, and in 1939 he went to Europe again to help fight Nazi Germanyball. His help in liberating Netherlandsball won him another friend. In 1949, Newfoundlandball agreed to move into Canadaball's home. Canadaball helped fight Chinaball in the Korean War, and changed his clothes in 1965, to celebrate his centenary of federation. In the 1970s and 1980s, Canadaball became a developed country, gaining more and more autonomy from UKball, and eventually creating his own constitution in 1982. (However, Canadaball had been independent before for decades, granted a status of dominion in 1867 and de-facto independence in 1931, where he gained diplomatic and internal autonomy, among others.)
As of 2000, Canadaball is well-known and liked around the world for being the liberal and most friendly figure that he is.
Canadaball is a developed country and one of the wealthiest in the world, with the tenth highest nominal per capita income globally, and the ninth highest ranking in the Human Development Index. It ranks among the highest in international measurements of government transparency, civil liberties, quality of life, economic freedom, and education.
Canada will also host the 2019 Canadian Federal Election but if he has to share his opinion, he thinks the Conservatives might have a chance.
He has a very kind personality, but if you mess with him, he will gut you like a seal... He has a respectful amount of Chinese-CanadianBalls around 1.7 million of them though. He formerly removed Dim Sum through the Chinese Head Tax. Now he feels sorry for that, much like everything else. Not only this, but he also made several apologized to LGBT people, Indigenous-CanadianBalls, Japanese-CanadianBalls, and Indian-CanadianBalls.
His polite attitude leads him into a more stable relationship with commies such as Cubaball; however, Canadaball has historically been (and still is) under UKball's influence since the constitution of 1982.
Canadaball shares a historical relationship with USAball. Well, Canadaball is known for being a peacekeeping nation and always will be glad to negotiate and make friendly talk.
Although Canadaball hates losing hockey games. When Vancouverball lost to Bostonball, they started to riot like crazy. Although Boston Disagrees
- Bostonball : That's your problem mate. We lost to St. Louis Blues and do you see us going nuts like you. Vancouver started it because of Chinese Ching Chong! HAHAHAHAH. Vancouver cannot get a cup!
Canadaball is not friendly with Chinaball, so those two states do share a rocky and political disagreement over several things, such as the Meng Wanzhou crisis by siding with the Americans, stealing his brother Hong Kong in 1997 and also condemning Chinaball for its harsh political treatment of Canadians. However, Canadaball will not tolerate unjustifiable actions towards innocent lives as he feels like he is the caregiver.
He is usually very kind, especially when someone is depressed.
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- Cubaball - A communist friend who Trudeau visit during his vacation. "Viva Cuba" (Pierre Elliott Trudeau Prime Minister of Canada). But USAball doesn't like him and is gonna destroy him with the McDonald's so Canada is sad.
- Czechiaball - I LOVE YOUR NATION! YOU HAVE THE BEST PEOPLE ON EARTH!
- Croatiaball - You humiliated my Father in the FIFA World Cup semi-finals. You made me cry. But my mom ended up beating you so I'm happy now! We also fought in a war. But you of a good friend and we of allies, especially because of we both in NATOball
- Doris Day: (Cries) I will miss you, beautiful singer...
- Finlandball - I can't believe you did it. Congratulations on winning the IIHF 2019 and World Juniors. Three times champion
- Slovakiaball - Thanks for hosting the IIHF. It was fun.
- Polandball - HAPPY 100th ANNIVERSARY TO YOU THE 2ND BEST SLAVIC FRIEND EVER!
- USAball - Brother you're in charge! Just met with him yesterday
- Mexicoball - My cousin. Unlike my brother, I'm actually tolerant on your people coming to live in my clay. I'm very large and I don't even have a population larger than Californiaball, so your people are always welcome in my clay if the USA doesn't let you in.
- Franceball - My maman. This morning in Paris, 100 years after the WWI Armistice, leaders from around the world came together to remember the fallen, and pay tribute to their sacrifice. Today, we commit to preserving their legacy of peace & freedom.
- Japanball - I'm glad to have business with you. Please keep giving me anime to translate into English, eh!
- Netherlandsball - Liberated them from Nazi Germanyball and protected their royal family, we get tulips from him every year because of this. We are best buddies and Mark Rutte honors us every year.
- Philippinesball - My colonial-minded nephew, son of USAball and Spainball, stepson of Slovenia. He doesn't like his own music, he prefers the songs of mine. Now I know why he said "Gib Avril, Bieber and Celine plox!" so many times, despite he likes Kpop so much. Also, he likes our PM so much (he also gave me Jollibee). But many Filipinos living in my clay. We both hate Chinaball. Sorry for angering Duterte. I will clean up after myself bro!
- South Koreaball - She's true Best Korea. We were third-best in the PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games. Tessa Virtue, Scott Moir to be remembered as Canada's faces of 2018!
- Turkeyball - Best Middle Eastern friend since 1944. Canada home to best Canadians of Turkish Descent! We have 63,955 Canadians who claimed full or partial Turkish descent!
- Swedenball - Best Hockey Rivals (better than Russians) Thanks for giving Henrik and Daniel Sedin to the Vancouver Canucks. The epic Sedins combine on OT winner in the final home game! It's sad to see them go and retire. I wish the Sedins a well and fair retirement. Congrats on winning the gold medal :). ELIAS PETTERSSON IS THE BEST HOCKEY PLAYER FOR THE CANUCKS THANK YOU! GO CANUCKS GO!
- Hong Kongball - He was Papa's best son ever, but was stolen by China in 1997. I will do whatever it takes to help you because I support your protests. 'DEMOCRACY TO CHINA!!!' And speaking of me supporting your protests, let me help.......by breaking you up with China.
- Switzerlandball - I give him flowers to remember victims of Swissair! He gives me swiss cheese and yummy luxury chocolate that USAball can't believe. Congratulations on Beating me in the IIHF! It was nice playing you good luck beating the Swedes for us. WOH THERE you almost beat me this year in the IIHF Heart Attack there mate. Good play buddy.
- Quebecball - We used to have a difficult time thanks to the Attempted Quebec Separatism in 1980 and 1995. René Lévesque was particularly a threat until he died in 1987. We now have a softer relationship.
- Hungaryball I helped save Hungarians during their revolution of 1956 and I accepted 50000 refugees. We have 348,085 Hungarians living in our country. Hungarian girls are adorable ( I have a Magyar Girlfriend (wink wink!)) But I'm so sorry for Caillou, he talked smack about your country. Speaking about family, he is mon Step-Uncle.
- Ukraineball - SLAVA UKRAINA! Chrystia Freeland is the best Ukrainian Canadian. Did you call me your best friend? Well, you are my best friend! and lover as well!
- Malaysiaball - FINE!! I take back my plastic-like COME ON, those are recyclable plastics and you saying is not ...ohhhhhh….I didn't know, it was unrecyclable. Sorry, please don't start a war. PLEASE, NO WAR. I WILL TAKE IT BACK!! SORRY !!??
Neutral (Frenemies)/Amis Neutres
- Hawaiiball - Its just a prank bro, I didn't mean to invented Hawaiian pizza and that I put pineapple on pizza just to prank you and I thought it was funny. I didn't know that your uncle (Italy) would hate you. (A Canadian Greek actually invented Hawaiian pizza)
I will always be waiting for you...- Nephew took care of him well but I DON’T CARE WHAT AMERICA SAYS ABOUT YOU BEING HIS CLAY OR ANY OF THAT CRAP SO GIMME YOUR FRICKIN PIPELINE
- Iranball - YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! YOU SHOT DOWN A DRONE, DESTROYED A HUGE OIL FACTORY IN SAUDI ARABIA AND SHOT DOWN A UKRAINIAN 737 BOEINGP KILLING 63 CANADIANS!! SO I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS TERRORISM! SOLEIMANI DESERVED TO DIE FOR HIS CRIMES!!!!
- Bosniaball - Daddy!
- Serbiaball - I am very sorry for hurting you in NATO Bombing. 20th anniversary I am regretful and teary-eyed of what we did 20 years ago. I am sorry and I want to be your friend. :( I am sorry Serbia... I want to be friends with you. What we did was illegal. Saudi Arabiaball is our common enemy, which is good for both of us. I’M SORRY....*Bursting in tears.*
- Argentinaball - I'm sorry for what that famous canadian did to your flag! I understand if you are still mad at me... again, sorry!
- Covid 19 (AKA Black Death 2.0) - I HATE YOU STUPID VIRUS! YOU KILLED MY PEOPLE AND INFECTED MORE! YOU MADE ME CLOSE MY SCHOOLS FOR CHILDREN. YOU ALSO INFECTED MY BEST FRIEND USA!!! I'LL NUKE YOU ASAP!!!!!!!!
- YOU STOLE ONE OF MY FAMILY MEMBERS - 我们的友谊结束啊!!!!! YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON TO EVER EXIST FOR 100 REASONS!!! WE USED TO BE GOOD UNDER THE STEPHEN HARPER ERA, AND NOW IT'S OVER! MY BROTHER HONG KONG IS CRYING AND PROTESTING BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!! YOU ARE THE MAIN THREAT TO HIM AND THE WORLD!!!! I WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO LIBERATE HONG KONG'!!!' LEAVE HIM ALONE, YOU FREAK!!!!
OR SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PEOPLE
- POLICE BRUTALITY: BLACK LIVES MATTER! NO NO TO POLICE BRUTALITY! JUSTICE FOR GEORGE FLOYD!
- Saudi Arabiaball - You are a cruel kingdom that suppresses human rights. You imprisoned the Badawi's which tells me you are a ruthless kingdom! Worse, after what Chrystia Freeland said to your king, you started both an economic and diplomatic war against me by freezing new trade, suspending flights to Toronto, freezing investments and ordering 15000 Saudi International students out of our country after I demanded that activists be freed. Man, I am gravely concerned about additional arrests of civil society and women’s rights activists in #SaudiArabia, including Samar Badawi. We urge the Saudi authorities to immediately release them and all other peaceful #humanrights activists and put an end to this. What the hell did you do to your journalist you freak? YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT A SAUDI IS LIVING HAPPILY THANKS TO FREELAND!
- Burkina Fasoball - WHAT DID YOU DO TO OUR MISSING CANADIANS?!
- ISISball - WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL TO CHILDREN? WHY MUST YOU GO ON A RAMPAGE AND KILL 2 INNOCENT CHILDREN IN TORONTO (Reese Fallon, 18, and 10-year-old Julianna Kozis) AND WOUND SO MANY?
- Russiaball - WORST COUNTRY EVER TO MESS WITH ME! DON'T YOU DARE ATTACK MY FRIENDS, ESPECIALLY UKRAINE! GLORY TO UKRAINE! I HOPE YOUR POLITICAL GOVERNMENT GOES TO HELL! I FINALLY END YOUR FRIENDSHIP!!!
- White Supremacists: YOU ARE THE REASON WHY INNOCENT MUSLIMS ARE DYING. YOU MURDERED 50 PEOPLE IN NEW ZEALAND FOR YOUR STUPIDITY! TERRORISM IS NOT A EXCUSE FOR PEACE AND IT DOES NOT SOLVE ANYTHING!
- Belarusball - A puppet potato state who loves Russia and has a FUCKING terrible dictator.
- USSRball - Russiaball's Dad We were fine until NATO was born. Then he claimed that he was the best in the world at hockey! Well, you're not your commie poser! 1972, the best day of my life! Canada is the best at hockey! Your son Russia is being a complete DICK. AND I AM GLAD HE GOT HIS PUNISHMENT BY GERMANY!
- Venezuelaball and South Sudanball - We targeting them with sanctions.
- Gabriel Wortman: WHY DID YOU GO ON A SHOOTING RAMPAGE AND KILLED AN RCMP OFFICER HEIDI STEVENSON, A INNOCENT NURSE (I'm so sorry Kristen Beaton) AND a 17 YEAR OLD? NO ONE APPRECIATES SUCH A HEINOUS AND CRUEL ACT IN SUCH DARK TIMES LIKE COVID 19! WHY WOULD A DENTIST WHO SAVED SOMEONE IN THE PAST DO THIS?!
Provinces and Territories
- Albertaball - Canadian rednecks. Where we get our oil monies. Also where the Heartland TV show takes place. Currently, in hard times because of Coronavirus that crashed the oil prices
- Calgaryball - He has an AMAZING Stampede in the summer, and he gets lots of tourists from that! But I hate him getting to much snow soo early! He also gets monies from tourists willing to see the Rockey Mountains and Banffball. Calgary can into tourist monies! He has poor dealing with covid 19
- Edmontonball -
Capital of Albertaball, surprisingly, the city has a lower population than Calgaryball. The city has a big mall and is a pretty okay place.What the heck is this? Detroit? ( poor Broncos :( that dumb bus)
- Fort McMurrayball -
He is literally on fire!Well, let's hope he is not on fire this year, eh?
- British Columbiaball - Hippie pot-smokers. Also soo many Chinese! More Chinese than First Nations wow. Your Chinese language is worsening your Français. It out populated French! Sad. :(
- Vancouverball - Probably the most Chinese city outside of Asia (also hates Toronto because of the Toronto Maple Leafs). Hosted an incredible Winter Olympics in 2010! Now the Chinese are the largest ethnic group in the city... T_T Well done China! He has covid19
- Manitobaball - Dammit Riel!
- New Brunswickball - Totally not of Maineball (Nor vice versa).
- Newfoundland and Labradorball - My brother, who is 1949 decided to join me. Last to join confederation, eh? He gave me my first ever Olympic gold medal in men's curling in 2006!
- Nova Scotiaball - Fish and chips. Also a bit of Haggis. RIP. Worst shooting in Canadian history
- Ontarioball - The only province to be American without being American. Also, he wants to secede as well, but not as much as Quebecball.
- PEIball - Charlottetown Conference, potatoes and Anne of Green Gables.
- Quebecball - Oui je parle français. Merci de renforcer la culture Canadienne! MERCI POUR LA Sirop d'érable!!
- Montrealball - Elle préfère rester au Canada si le Québec fait sécession.
- Saskatchewanball - Canadian rednecks.
- Northwest Territoriesball - Used to have a crapton of clay, until we gave it to the provinces and Nunavut.
- Nunavutball - They were like "hey guys, we want to separate from NWT", and we were like "okay". Also, wants to secede as well.
- Yukonball - Only has one city, unless Dawson wants to become one since it was growing up fast.
- "Maple syrup?"
- "I'm sorry"
- "Je suis désolé"
- "O Canada!"
- "Free healthcare"
- TRUE NORTH\
Dont accept a hockey puck from anybody or iĺl smash your head with a hockey stick
How to Draw
Drawing Canadaball is fun!
- Divide the circle by red, white, then back to the red.
- Draw the glorious red
weedmaple leaf in the middle.
- Draw two eyes to finish him off. Eh?
- You can also draw a coonskin hat.