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With Glowing Hearts we see thee rise the... (shouts) TRUE NORTH Strong and Free...
 
— Winnipeg Jets fans yelling anthem proudly
Heck! They’re even 2-icon whiter than we are!
 
— John Candy in the movie “Canadian Bacon” talking about Canada
Canada is a wonderful nation with full of wonders!
 
UK-icon UKball

Canada-icon Canadaball is a countryball living in Northernmost North America. His clay mainly borders his half-brother USA-icon USAball which includes Alaska-icon Alaskaball, and is very close to the Danish autonomous territory of Greenland-icon Greenlandball. The country is divided into 10 provinces and 3 territories, including his capital Ottawa-icon Ottawaball, giving him a total area of 9.98 million square kilometers (3.85 million square miles) of clay in total, and only Russia-icon Russiaball is larger. As of 2019, he maintains a population of about 37.33 million inhabitants, small for the 2nd largest country, even smaller than California-icon Californiaball.

Being a highly westernized country already gives Canadaball the ability to join NATO-icon NATOball, and being geographically in North America makes him a member of NAFTAball. He is also a member of the G20 and the G7 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EU-icon EUball.

Canadaball is often seen as USA-icon USAball's little brother who is more peaceful and tolerant. He welcomes refugees and immigrants such as Syria-icon Syrians and Mexico-icon Mexicans to come and live in his clay, and has even recently legalized marijuana, something USA despises. Though while there are a few things Canadaball is more tolerable at, he still follows in the footsteps of his brother, doing things like hating Russia-icon Russiaball and Iran-icon Iranball, and helping to lead NATO.

His birthday (Canada Day) is on the 1st of July. His astrological sign is Cancer. In 2017 he celebrated his 150th (looking good!).

History

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A long time before becoming a dominion, Canadaball was also known as Ontario-icon British Canadaball. He was born as a 3-icon 3ball, then in 1608 he was colonized by France-icon Franceball and she became his mother. By 1690, UK-icon UKball had also landed near Canadaball, he landed in present day Virginia-icon Virginiaball and met his present day brother USA-icon USAball who was at the time a 7-icon 7ball. They fought King William's War (1689-1697), Queen Anne's War (1702-1713), and King George's War (1744-1748). Then in 1754, France-icon Franceball and UK-icon UKball fought the Seven Years' War until 1763, when the Treaty of Parisball gave UK-icon UKball adoption rights to France-icon Franceball's child New France-icon New Franceball (AKA Canadaball). Soon afterward, UK-icon UKball's other North American son ColAmerica-icon Thirteen Coloniesball rebelled against his father and became independent in 1783.

Canadaball fought with his father UK-icon UKball against his brother USA-icon USAball when he was still only a colony. The war eventually was simplified to two sides peppering away at each other while Europe was busy attacking Napoleon and Franceball. In 1814 UK-icon UKball burned down the White House in Washington DC, something which USA-icon USAball is still sore about (And will constantly scream about: "We would've steamrolled you after New Orleans!"). Political unrest in 1837 led so responsible government and the Durham Report, which united Upper and Lower Canada into Canada-Unis. These movements led to a more progressive political situation.

In 1864, Canadaball's sons met at Charlottetownball to discuss confederation, which was accomplished in 1867, resulting in Canadaball becoming a Dominion of the UK-icon British Empire. UK-icon UKball rarely had trouble with him after that point, except in 1885 he had to help crush the North-West Rebellion. In 1914, Canadaball went to Europe to help his parents fight ReichTime Reichtangle (German Empire-icon German Empireball) in the Great War. In 1919, he sat at the Paris Peace Conference as well and received his own seat in the League of Nations.

Canadaball did well in the 1920s, but the Great Depression affected him, and in 1939 he went to Europe again to help fight Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball. His help in liberating Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball won him another friend. In 1949, Netherlands-icon Newfoundlandball agreed to move into Canadaball's home. Canadaball helped fight China-icon Chinaball in the Korean War, and changed his clothes in 1965, to celebrate his centenary of federation. In the 1970s and 1980's, Canadaball became a developed country, gaining more and more autonomy from UK-icon UKball, and eventually creating his own constitution in 1982. (However, Canadaball had been independent before for decades, granted a status of dominion in 1867 and de-facto independence in 1931, where he gained diplomatic and internal autonomy, among others.)

As of 2000, Canadaball is well-known and liked around the world for being the liberal and most friendly figure that he is.

Canadaball is a developed country and one of the wealthiest in the world, with the tenth highest nominal per capita income globally, and the ninth highest ranking in the Human Development Index. It ranks among the highest in international measurements of government transparency, civil liberties, quality of life, economic freedom, and education.

Canadaball will co-host the 2026 FIFA World Cup together with USA-icon USAball and Mexico-icon Mexicoball.

Personality

He has a nice personality, but if you mess with him, he will gut you like a seal... He has a respectful amont of Chinese-CanadianBalls around 1.7 million of them though. He formerly removed Dim Sum through the Chinese Head Tax. Now he feels sorry for that, much like everything else. Not only this, he also made several apologized to LGBT people, Indigenous-CanadianBalls, Japanese-CanadianBalls and Indian-CanadianBalls.

His polite attitude leads him into a more stable relationship with commies such as Cuba-icon Cubaball; however, Canadaball has historically been (and still is) under UK-icon UKball's influence since the constitution of 1982.

Canadaball is shares a historical relationship with USAball. Well, Canadaball is known for being a peacekeeping nation and always will be glad to negotiate and make friendly talk.

Although Canadaball does not like to lose hockey games. When Vancouverball lost to Bostonball, they started to riot like crazy.

Although Canadaball is friendly with Chinaball, those two states do share a rocky and politiical disagreement over several things, such as the Meng Wanzhou crisis by siding with the Americans and also condemning Chinaball for its harsh political treatment of Canadians. Canadaball will not tolerate injustifiable actions towards innocent lives as he feels like he is the caregiver.

Flag Colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Red 255, 0, 0 C0-M100-Y100-K0 #FF0000
White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF

 Relationships

 - Friends/Mes Amis

Basically, anyone who is a family member or in the UN-icon UN, EU-icon EU, and NATO-icon NATO: Particularly.

  • Cuba-icon Cubaball - A communist friend who Trudeau visit during vacation. "Viva Cuba" (Pierre Elliott Trudeau Prime Minister of Canada). But USAball doesn't like him and is gonna destroy him with the McDonald's so Canada is sad.
  • Czech-icon Czechiaball - I LOVE YOUR NATION! YOU HAVE THE BEST PEOPLE!
  • Croatia-icon Croatiaball - You humilated my UK-icon Father in the FIFA World Cup semi-finals. You made me cry.  But my France-icon mom ended up beating you so I'm happy now! We also fought in a war. But you of good friend and we of allies, especially because we both in NATO-icon NATOball
  • Doris Day: (Cries) I will miss you beautiful singer....
  • Finland-icon Finlandball - I can't believe you did it. Congratulations on winning the IIHF 2019 and World Juniors. Three times champion
    • Finland-icon Thank you so much Canada!
  • Slovakia-icon Slovakiaball - Thanks for hosting the IIHF. It was fun.
  • Poland-icon Polandball - HAPPY 100th ANNIVERSARY TO YOU THE 2ND BEST SLAVIC FRIEND EVER!
    • Poland-icon: Thank you, I can Kurwa with you :)
  • USA-icon USAball - Buddy your in charge!
  • Mexico-icon Mexicoball - My cousin. Unlike my brother, i'm actually tolerant on your people coming to live in my clay. I'm very large and I don't even have a population larger than California-icon Californiaball, so your people are always welcome in my clay if USA doesn't let you.
  • France-icon Franceball - My maman.  This morning in Paris, 100 years after the WWI Armistice, leaders from around the world came together to remember the fallen, and pay tribute to their sacrifice. Today, we commit to preserving their legacy of peace & freedom.
  • Japan-icon Japanball - I'm glad to have business with you.  Please keep giving me anime to translate into English, eh!
  • Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball - Liberated them from Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball, we get tulips from him every year because of this. We are best buddies and Mark Rutte honours us every year.
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - My colonial-minded nephew, son of USA-icon USAball and Spain-icon Spainball, stepson of Slovenia-icon Slovenia. He doesn't like his own music, he prefers the songs of Avril Lavigne, Justin Bieber, and Celine Dion. Now I know why he said "Gib Avril, Bieber and Celine plox!" so many times, despite he likes Kpop so much. Also he likes our JustinTrudeau-icon Prime Minister so much (he also gave me Jollibee). But many Filipinos living in my clay We both hate China-icon Chinaball. Sorry for angering Duterte. I will cleanup after myself bro!
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - She's true Best Korea. We were third best in PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games. Tessa Virtue, Scott Moir to be remembered as Canada's faces of 2018!
  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball - Best Middle Eastern friend since 1944. Canada home to best Canadians of Turkish Descent! We have 63,955 Canadians who claimed full or partial Turkish descent!
  • Sweden-icon Swedenball - Best Hockey Rivals (better than Russians) Thanks for giving Henrik and Daniel Sedin to the Vancouver Canucks. The epic Sedins combine on OT winner in final home game! Its sad to see them go and retire. Wish the Sedins a well and fair retirement. Congrats on winning the gold medal :). ELIAS PETTERSSON IS THE BEST HOCKEY PLAYER FOR THE CANUCKS THANK YOU! GO CANUCKS GO!
  • Switzerland-icon Switzerlandball - I give him flowers to remember victims of Swissair! He gives me swiss cheese and yummy luxury chocolate that USA-icon USAball can't believe. Congratulations on Beating me in the IIHF! It was nice playing you good luck beating the Swedes for us. WOH THERE you almost beated me this year in the IIHF Heart Attack there mate. Good play.
  • Quebec-icon Quebecball - We used to have a difficult time thanks to the Attempted Quebec Separatism in 1980 and 1995. René Lévesque was particularly a threat till he died in 1987. We now have a softer relationship.
  • Hungary-icon Hungaryball I helped save Hungarians during their revolution of 1956 and I accepted 50000 refugees. We have 348,085 Hungarians living in our country. Hungarian girls are adorable ( I have a Magyar Girlfriend (wink wink!)) But I'm so sorry for Caillou, he talked smack about your country.
    • Hungary-icon: Well at least he's not of real :)
  • Ukraine-icon Ukraineball - SLAVA UKRAINA! Chrystia Freeland is the best Ukrainian Canadian. Did you call me your best friend? Well, you are my best friend as well!
    • Ukraine-icon: Thank YOU!
  • Malaysia-iconMalaysiaball-FINE!! I take back my plastic like COME ON, those are recyclable plastics and you saying is not ...ohhhhhh….I didn't know, it was unrecyclable. Sorry, please don't start a war. PLEASE, NO WAR. I WILL TAKE IT BACK!! SORRY !!??

Neutral (Frenemies)/Amis Neutres

  • Hawaii-icon Hawaiiball - Its just a prank bro, I didn't mean to invented Hawaiian pizza and that I put pineapple on pizza just to prank you and I thought it was funny. I didn't know that your uncle (Italy) would hate you. (A Canadian Greek actually invented Hawaiian pizza)
  • Alaska-icon Alaskaball Took care of him well but I DON’T WHAT AMERICA SAYS ABOUT YOU BEING HIS STATE SO GIMME YOUR FRICKIN PIPELINE Canadatangle-icon Or else... Canadatangle-icon
  • Iran-icon Iranball - Our relationship is very strained and we don't like you starting a diplomatic crisis with the United States. And what's with holding my brother's people hostage, eh? But, JustinTrudeau-icon Justin Trudeau said within the first month of the October 2015 election that he had plans to restore relations between us, in the wake of the Iranian nuclear deal, in which the outgoing Harper government had strongly opposed. He lifted most of your economic sanctions following the Iran nuclear agreement in July 2015. Thank you for supporting me against Saudi Arabia-icon Saudi Arabiaball.
    •  Iran-icon: Just a headsup Canada, I want you to release Meng Wanzhou and release her back to China. Me and Her were supposed to have a private talk! If you want more kindness from me, stop being friends with America or I will partake in this Huawei crisis on the side of Russia and China!
    • South Africa-icon: Just a heads up, Iran, people can be friends with whatever countries that they would like. You can’t just hate someone because they like America. (I like America and Russia doesn’t hate me. We are even in the BRICS).
  • Bosnia-icon Bosniaball - I'm so sorry for insulting you! I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Your an awesome being. I regret doing anything that was terrible!
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball - I am very sorry for hurting you in NATO Bombing. 20th anniversary I am regretful and teary-eyed of what we did 20 years ago. I am sorry and I want to be your friend. :( I am sorry Serbia... I want to be friends with you. What we did was illegal. Saudi Arabia-icon Saudi Arabiaball is our common enemy, which is good for both of us. I’M SORRY....*bursting in tears*

Enemies/Ennemis diaboliques

  • China-icon Chinaball - OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER YOU HEAR ME?! YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON TO EVER EXIST FOR 100 REASONS! WE USED TO BE GOOD UNDER THE STEPHEN HARPER ERA NOW ITS OVER! I WILL FORGET THE GOOD TIMES BECAUSE OF YOU!   I WILL EXTRADITE MENG WANZHOU YOU SON OF A BITCH! DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THE RCMP AND FBI IS STUPID?! SHE BASICALLY TRIED TO TERRORIZE US WITH HER HUAWEI CELLPHONES!!!! OH NOW YOU THROW YOUR AMBASSADOR TO FRANCE?!! LIKE WHY?!!! YOU ARE "DEFINITELY THE BEST HUMAN RIGHTS SUPPORTER" EVER!
    • China-icon XiXiXiXi We Promate our ambassador to France because CANADA SUCKS! YOU RACIST CANADIAN! JUSTIN TRUDEAU IS A DUMBASS! CAO NI MA!
  • Saudi Arabia-icon Saudi Arabiaball - You are a cruel kingdom who suppresses human rights. You imprisoned the Badawis which tells me you are a ruthless kingdom! Worse, after what Chrystia Freeland said to your king, you started both an economic and diplomatic war against me by freezing new trade, suspending flights to Toronto, freezing investments and ordering 15000 Saudi International students out of our country after I demanded that activists be freed. Man, I am gravely concerned about additional arrests of civil society and women’s rights activists in #SaudiArabia, including Samar Badawi. We urge the Saudi authorities to immediately release them and all other peaceful #humanrights activists and put an end to this. What the hell did you do to your journalist you freak? YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT A SAUDI IS LIVING HAPPILY THANKS TO FREELAND! 
  • Simon Fraser University : Basically are the worst university in Canada to try and freeze tuition. Trying to ruin British Columbia's economy. The Students there basically don't like Justin Trudeau because of Jagmeet Singh and the NDP party. AND MOSTLY BECAUSSE THIS UNIVERSITY HAS TOO MUCH CHINESE PEOPLE IN BURNABY CAMPUS! WE ARE A CAUCASIAN BASED UNIVERSITY!!!!!! AT LEAST HALF THE STUDENTS ARE OF CHINESE DESCENT!!!!
  •  Canada-iconJody Wilson Raybould: YOU ARE A SHAME TO CANADA! YOU BETRAYED TRUDEAU AND ARE MAKING A SCANDAL THAT IS BAD! YOU ARE A SHAME TO LIBERAL CAUCUS!
  • Burkina Faso-icon Burkina Fasoball - WHAT DID YOU DO TO OUR MISSING CANADIANS?!
  • ISIS-icon ISISball - WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL TO CHILDREN? WHY MUST YOU GO ON A RAMPAGE AND KILL 2 INNOCENT CHILDREN IN TORONTO (Reese Fallon, 18, and 10-year-old Julianna Kozis) AND WOUND SO MANY?
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - WORST COUNTRY EVER TO MESS WITH ME! DON'T YOU DARE ATTACK MY FRIENDS ESPECIALLY UKRAINE! GLORY TO UKRAINE! I HOPE YOUR POLITICAL GOVERNMENT GOES TO HELL!
  • White Supremacists: YOU ARE THE REASON WHY INNOCENT MUSLIMS ARE DYING. YOU MURDERED 50 PEOPLE IN NEW ZEALAND FOR YOUR STUPIDITY! TERRORISM IS NOT A EXCUSE FOR PEACE AND IT DOES NOT SOLVE ANYTHING!
  • Belarus-icon Belarusball - A puppet potato state who loves Russia and has a terrible dictator
  • Soviet-icon USSRball - We were fine until NATO-icon NATO was born. Then he claimed that he was the best in the world at hockey! Well, you're not you commie poser! 1972, best day of my life! Canada is the best at hockey! Your son Russia is being a complete DICK. AND I AM GLAD HE GOT HIS PUNISHMENT BY GERMANY!
  • Venezuela-icon Venezuelaball and South Sudan-icon South Sudanball - We targeting them with sanctions.
  • Wildfires🔥🔥 - Burning Ontario with insane wildfires and creating a smog in Metro Vancouver ...We need to put an end to this! Forest fires will become more widespread and destructive if this does not stop!
  • Donetsk-Republic-icon Donetsk Peoples Republicball You are nothing but a Russian puppet state. Zakarchenko deserved to die. Don't even try getting into the UN. Stay out of Ukraine. Your time will be over. Ukraine is better than Russia and you are a puppet. Now get your Russian soldiers out and rejoin Ukraine so we can have peace. Your a Ukrainian and you will always be Ukrainian.
  • Youtube: You just collapsed on me!
  •  Canada-iconJohn Mccallum  Sorry but you are no longer Canada's Ambassador to China because you weren't suppose to criticize Meng Wanzhou's status
  • Boeing 737 MAX - FUCK YOUR AMERICAN ENGINEERING! HOPE YOU BECOME A FUCKING PIPER CUB!
  • Facebook-icon Faceblock, Instagram and Whatsapp. WHY ARE YOU ALL CRASHING ONLINE? WHY CANT I LOG IN? I DONT WANT SOCIAL MEDIA TO BE HACKED!!

Provinces and Territories

Provinces

  • Alberta-icon Albertaball - Canadian rednecks. Where we get our oil monies. Also where the Heartland TV show takes place. Currently, in hard times because of pipeline issues and unemployment issues.
    • Calgary-icon Calgaryball - He has an AMAZING Stampede in the summer, and he gets lots of tourists from that! But I hate him getting to much snow soo early! He also gets monies from tourists willing to see the Rockey Mountains and Banffball. Calgary can into tourist monies! "Darn you Notley! Are you trying to kill us?" - Calgaryball
    • Edmonton-icon Edmontonball - Capital of Albertaball, surprisingly, the city has a lower population than Calgaryball. The city has a big mall and is a pretty okay place. What the heck is this? Detroit-icon Detroit?( poor Broncos :( that dumb bus)
    • Flagstaffball (Alberta) - don't talk much, okay???
    • Fort McMurrayball - He is literally on fire! Well, let's hope he is not on fire this year, eh?
    • Red Deerball - The place has got a lot of historical and First Nations art!
  • British Columbia-icon British Columbiaball - Hippie potsmokers. Also soo many Chinese! More Chinese than First Nations wow. Your Chinese language is worsening your Français. It outpopulated French! Sad. :(
    • Vancouver-icon Vancouverball - Probably the most Chinese city outside of Asia (also hates Toronto because of the Toronto Maple Leafs).  Hosted an incredible Winter Olympics in 2010! Get your gas prices together MATE I DONT WANT TO SEE YOU GET THIRSTY.

Territories

Quotes

  • "Poutine"
  • "Maple syrup?"
  • "I'm sorry"
  • "Je suis désolé"
  • "Pardonnez-moi"
  • "O Canada!"
  • "Hockey"
  • "Free healthcare"
  • "Eh?"
  • "Fur"
  • TRUE NORTH

How to Draw

Drawing Canadaball is fun!

  1. Divide the circle by red, white, then back to the red.
  2. Draw the glorious red maple leaf in the middle.
  3. Draw two eyes to finish him off. Eh?

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