Chechnyaball, officially the Chechen Republicball, is a federal republic of Russiaball, he's a native caucasusball (Northeastern Caucasian).
He has been fighting all his life against many invaders. He is friendly to his neighbours, which he calls brothers, Ingushetiaball, Dagestanball, Adygeaball, Karachay-Cherkessiaball, Kabardino-Balkariaball.
He used to hate Russiaball due to his history with him, however not anymore since he has received nearly complete autonomy of Russia.
Much of his history is not known, no one knows from where he came, but is known that he has been in his land ever since 8.000 B.C.
Chechnyaball of beat up the Mongols two times and beat the Timurids as well. He has fought against many Tatars his life and always been fighting against the other Caucasians. But this all changed when Great Vodka came. When Vodka came Chechnyaball of beatings their ass near Chechen-Aul where he got his Russian name from. From this moment on he has of been in war with Vodka.
After a while, Vodka decided to conquer Chechnyaball and rest of Caucasusballs. He lead a valiant defense with his North Caucasian brothers and fought against Vodka for an over 100 year war. He was eventually out manned after his so-called brother Dagestanball surrendered.
In the horrible year of 1944 he and his brother Ingushetiaball were deported to Kazakhstan by the Great Soviet Vodka. He had to endure the death of many many relatives and the shame of being sent away from his fatherland. In 1953 he was allowed a trip home and at once went back. After this he hated Vodka even more!
After the Great Soviet Vodka destroyed itself and became normal Vodka, Chechnyaball was brave and decided to declare independence. This lead to what is called the First Chechen War. In this war he humiliated Vodka and sent his ass back to his cold lands, Chechnya then became Chechen Republic of Ichkeriaball. Being angry, Vodka decided to attack Chechnyaball again starting the Second Chechen War which ended in a Russian victory and Chechnyaball being reintegrated back into Russiaball clay.
To this day he is not fighting against big Vodka anymore, instead he united with him to defend Russiaball from NATOball. Chechen is almost completely independent from Russia, this means they can apply Islamic law in its territory and have some different specific laws of the rest of the federation. They also adopted a new flag. The current Chechen leader is a close friend of Vladimir Putin and a strong powerful man in whole Russia.
As of 2017, Chechen troops have been deployed in Syria to protect peace, also he is killing LGBT's.
- Ingushetiaball - He is a good brother, helped him during the old problems.
Stop whinings about losing clay, yuo used to be a part of my clay you shouldn't even exist.
- Dagestanball - My old friend, he should fix himself though, I could help him but I have other things to do in my lands...
Give Aukh! stupid avars took it from me! Noob give my old lands back!!
- Syriaball - I of helping him in war against ISIS parasite, sending units to assist the civilians and imams to study there.
- Russiaball - Disturbed historical relations, bad in most part since recently. But nowadays things are becoming different, since new Chechen government relations with Russia became strong and Chechnya grow a lot becoming stronk. So much money from Vodka! We are good friends now.
Also I hate LGTB just like you!!!!!!! Wee fuck homosexuals!!!!!
- Adygeaball - Fellow native caucasusball, we both of fighting Russian Empireball during caucasian war, Adiga wey wey!
- Karachay-Cherkessiaball - Karachay also fought imperial russia, we both of deported by stalin, good fren.
- Kabardino-Balkariaball - I sometime battle Kabardiaball but he also native caucasusball and we are friends, Balkariaball is very good friend, before I was of defending him against Kabardia.
All kebab removers, especially these ones:
- USAball - What? So you keep imposing sanctions on me and calling me evil for killing some gay? Are you seriously supporting Ukraine also? HOW DARE YOU!!! YOU DESERVED THE ATTACK!!!! ME AND PUTIN WILL SCREW THE WHOLE WORLD! BOSTON 2013 WAS TOO EASY.
Sorry, am not terrorist.
- Myanmarball - I don't care that you are Russia's friend and ally, stop persecuting the Rohingya or I will remove you!!!!!!
- Spainball - What!!!! You accuse me of breaking up your country?!!!! You fool and idiot!!!!! Also Gib Catalonia it’s independence now!!!!!!!
- North Ossetia-Alaniaball - EYY yuo! Alania is not only of ossetia! Alania was multi-ethnic it was me and Ingushetiaball, also gib back Prigorodny raion and Vladikavkazball!! Stupid Assetia!
- Gay and Lesbian Kingdomball - Stupid dunce. Call your psychologist right now
or I will torture yuo.