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Chileball, or Chileworm, officially the Republic of Chileball (Spanish: República de Chilebola), is a
really cold South American countryball occupying a long, narrow strip of land between the Andes mountains to the east and the Pacific Ocean to the west. His neighbors are: Peruball to the north, Boliviaball to the northeast, Argentinaball to the east, and the Drake Passage to the far south. The country is divided into 15 regions, including his capital Santiagoball and his territories, including Easter Islandball, giving him a total area of 291,930.4 square miles, making him the 37th largest country in the world. As of 2018, he maintains a population of about 18.75 million inhabitants.
Being geographically in Western South America already gives Chile the advantage of joining OASball, Pacific Allianceball, and UNASURball, as well as the UN like almost every other country. Along having a highly westernized attitude, as well as a strong economy, Chile has also been able to join OECDball.
Chile is often seen as a very friendly, but dramatic country at the same time. He has fought wars with almost every one of his neighbors, and has the most coup d'états than any other country, totaling 37. One of the wars even ending up landlocking a certain country. Despite his past, Chile does try to move forward, reconciling with his brothers and opening up diplomatic relations. So in the end, Chile may have had a difficulty past, but in the end he ends up shaking it off.
His national day is September 18th. He also owns the tallest tower in South America.
Personality and Features
He likes to work and looks down at Argentinaball calling him "lazy". Chileball prefers to build small modest houses and monuments while accusing Argentinaball of being a megalomaniac. In fact, Chileball is obsessed with comparing to Argentinaball, his brother and lifelong-rival.
His favorite food includes humitas, completos, asado, cazuela, pebre, porotos or beans in general, papas chilotas (potatoes), Pisco (there's an origin dispute with Peruball over it), wine, beer, corn pie (pastel de choclo), manjar, mote con huesillo, choripan, empanadas de pino, sopaipillas, and a lot of different sandwiches with Chilean bread, like hallulla and marraqueta
He likes to swear a lot and other countryballs think he doesn't speak Spanish properly. This last could be true because Chileworm has deformed Spanish to its limit, but he has no problems when dealing with other Spanish speaking balls.
Because of his broken and strange Spanish, his laugh is deformed too; his laugh is written like: "jaksjaksjaksjaksjaksjaksjaks".
Chileball is the child of Spainball and one of her lovers (probably a 3ball, but maybe UKball). He was born in 1818 with the assistance of Argentinaball, although he likes to say that he was born in 1810 in order to appear older.
As a child, Chileball grew up in a tumultuous neighborhood, but his home, though very poor, was a safe place.
Chileball learned to swim from UKball and to box from Franceball. When it became evident that Franceball was not a good boxer, Chileball sought apprenticeship under world-class boxer Reichtangle and mastered war thanks to Kingdom of Prussiaball traditions. (Who knew? apparently Reichtangle does have a nice side). He learned to fly from USAball later.
When he was a child, he had a fight against Peru-Boliviaball. Chileball has been heard claiming that he defeated both Peruball and Boliviaball, though Peruball says that Boliviaball was actually bullying him and Chileworm just got in the way.
As a teenager, he warred them again and defeated them in the War of the Pacific (or the Salpter War), when he took many clay from them (including Boliviaball's coast, something the latter never forgot), from which Chileworm extracted guano and a nitrate called salpter, and currently extracts copper, the base of his economy. Since then, relations with Peruball and Boliviaball are very hostile. It was during this time that he started developing a long-lasting rivalry with his brother Argentinaball, who took behind his back (according to Chileworm) some clay that Chileworm claimed as his (though he had never used it before), while he was in the war.
In the war, he got support from UKball, while his enemies got support from USAball, so relations with the latter got tense for a while ( USAball even almost warred Chileball in 1891 because he wouldn't apologize about something that happened while they were drunk in a bar).
Chileball was finally being successful, getting rich thanks to the extraction of nitrate and growing taller and taller, when he got very depressed and made a failed suicide attempt in 1891. He was able to recover quickly, though, and later made a great business deal by selling nitrate, of which he was the sole producer, to European balls (they were really into it between 1914 and 1918). During this period, Reichstangle was so into nitrate that he invented a synthetic version, giving a blow to Chileball's business. Sadly, he lost most of his fortune during the early 1930s, after USAball's Great Depression.
During World War II he didn't want to get into the fight. USAball (now a friend) did manage to make him declare war to Empire of Japanball in the end, but Chileball did nothing else, not even turning into his worm shape.
On May 22, 1960, one 9.5 Earthquake caused him to shake himself around Valdiviaball and a tsunami came after. It was considered stronkest earthquake ever recorded in history. The tsunami damaged Japanball and Hawaiiball too.
During the year 1970, Chileball got very interested in socialism, becoming close to USSRball and Cubaball; but after a traumatic experience, he didn't want to hear about them again and became anti-Communist (for the pleasure of USAball) and autocratic. Augusto Pinochet, who was the cruel and evil
Führer dictator of Chile from 1973 to 1990, fixed up Chileball got the economy to prosper by turning it into a free market capitalist ball. He also did some other good things such as killing communists and marking the rebirth of Nazism.
In 1971, Chileball and Argentinaball asked UKball to be a judge in a dispute over three little islands in the south. When UKball pronounced his judgement giving the islands to Chileball, Argentinaball (who was in a bad moment in his life) got very angry and, acting like a very bad loser, said it was "unmendably void". He even tried to assault Chileball in 1978, but when he was on his way to Chileball's home, a heavy storm started, so he had to turn around, hoping to beat Chileball the next morning. Only Vaticanball's timely phone call stopped Argentinaball from this madness. Thanks to Vaticanball's mediation skills, they made peace again, but they didn't forget quickly.
During the Falkland Islandsball war, Chileball secretly assisted UKball, Argentinaball's enemy. According to Chileball, he did it because Argentinaball was still violent and unstable, and he was afraid that the fever of a victory could make Argentinaball turn against him again. Currently they are in good terms and consider all this just common brother quarrels, but Argentinaball still brings it up during arguments, much to Chileball's dislike.
In 1990 Pinochet gave up power and Chileball became democratic again. Using the economic knowledge and constitution from his recent authoritarian period, he became the wealthiest countryball in the neighborhood (something his former successful brother Argentinaball can't stand).
As he grew up, he became more peaceful, but he's still used to have stronk military, just in case (who knows, when that pesky Boliviaball craves Chileball's clay).In February 27, 2010, local times 3:34 AM, once again an 8.8 earthquake shakes himself off again, triggered a tsunami and damaged the port in Talcahuanoball. This was the 12th stronkest earthquake in history and around 500 died.
The flag of Chile is made up of two unequal bands of white and red with a blue square in the upper-left hoist side, with a single five point star in the middle. Just don't get this flag confused with Texasball
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The star represents the guidance toward progress and honor, the blue box represents the sky and ocean, the white band represents the snow covered Andes mountains, and the red stands for the blood of those who fought in the wars.
- Australiaball - Given wheat during gold rush.
- Brazilball - HUE HUE HUE Best Friends, but yuo got mi out of mundial, 3-0!
Yo mostly blame Argentina por this.
- Canadaball - Really nice guy. I make the first free trade agreement with him.
- Chinaball - Trade, profits and manufactures wires from Chile's copper.
- Colombiaball - My main problems with Colombiaball are drugs and immigrants, but Colombiaball's coffee and hot women compensate for it. Also, muchas gracias todos for coming to my place to watch My Angelito on TV!
- Croatiaball-Many his people live in me, especially from Dalmatiaball. He beated Argentinaball in soccer 3-0, which makes him a better friend to me.
- Easter Islandball: My
psychopathson. We had some trouble in 2015 but he still lives with me.
- Ecuadorball - Old pal. Like me he also warred with Peruball in the past. We have taken distance since then.
- Finlandball - Ah Finlandball...Good friend very up in the north, levan polkka comes from there also. He used to get bullied in the past for this asshole.
- Franceball - Tia and rival. Sorry, but my wine is the best of the world! Also thanks for escaping my people for the coup d'état.
- Germanyball - He taught me to fight and the order of things. I keep his Prussian marches alive.
I will take care of your nazis very well as Pinochet wanted....
- Haitiball - He's having difficult times, so I sends peace force and aid, but he send me many
illegalimmigrants in return, who disgust me. Now his better, so peace force is of comings back.
- Irelandball - Our main hero come from there...nevertheless, I don't know much about him ...But I celebrate Saint Patrick's day !!!.
- T-Series - We both hate PewDiePie.
- Japanball - I thinks that he is so kawaii. We both have earthquakes and tsunamis. (I remember when I had declared the war, although we never got to a fight, that times those).
- Latvia - She like potato 🥔 too much.....I think she is kinda cute...
- Magallanesball: My other son, is a southern región who want independence and changes time zone...
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU!, but it gives me sovereignty in the Antarctica, so... is fine, I guess. And stop doing dirty things on sheeps...
- Mexicoball - Allied against Argentinaball. Although still a little traumatized by that small 0-7 in Santa Clara. He also have earthquakes, he helped me and I helped him with those, ¡Weon and Wey amigos!
- New Zealandball - Cool dude who live in Oceania....he is pretty isolated like me....and love sheep....wait what??? well, kinda my son Magallanesball. He killed a lots of people recently in a rage estate. Calm down pal..or I call my worm form state....
- Palestineball - Many Palestinians live here, and also likes
soccerfútbol! I think Israelcube is kinda mean to him.
- Philippinesball - We have similar history and we have been helping each other in the times of need! We both are earthquake prone countries, so he and I both donate to each other to aid our people. Forgive me if the earthquake back in 1960 affected your land with it's tsunami, I am truly sorry about that. Also lot's of his nannies come to my clay... Also, I heard that you suffered from recent earthquakes. Maybe I can help you.
- Preußen - My Martial Master. He is my inspiration to be the mejor soldier, He trained me so rougly, but they were good and pleasant times....Sadly he die and he leave me all alone. I would like to be like him. Someday master I will earn your Pickelhaube, I will never forget the preußische Tugenden.... Preußen Über Alles!!....Preussens Gloria Intensifies..MAAAARCHH.
- Russiaball - It's OK I guess.... they send us lots of female models, so it's OK. They also sended big plane called "El Luchín" to help us in wildfires.
- South Koreaball - Asian friend. I gib him fruits and he gib me cars and phones. Nice trade eh???. But you have weird music.
- Spainball - Mama who loves me.Pls can you help me with the civil war?i can help yuo with Cataloniaball too.
- Turkeyball: I like their soap operas!
- UKball - Taught me how to swim and helped me to get clay from Peruball and Boliviaball.
- USAball(Except for Texasball) - Almost forgot about Pinochet We are allies and he loves me. (u hear that Argie???) Although your vice president is telling me and other Latin Americans to break up with that crazy guy, that business relationship for god's sake do not hurt anyone. BUT ONE MORE THING, STOP CALLING ME TEXAS! Tell your kid to change his stupid flag! Also 3-0 never forget!
- Valparaísoball - Please stop setting yourself on Fire!
- Vaticanball - A holy ball. He helped to make peace with Argentinaball.
- Zambiaball - Fellow copper miner that lives in Africa.
- Argentinaball - My best frenemy (1978 never forget). His former president is of my ancestry, and I just beat her on 2 Copa America finals, u hear that, Argie?! But we
almosthave good relations.
- Peruball - Hostile but weak ball... I kicked his ass many times!!! Thing were tense, but relations are currently improving and we has lots of trades. Illegal immigrants and legal issues over borders are the only problems with him now... I will tell a curiosity about him: he eats pigeons HAHAHAHA!!!
But he is also the only one understanding my language!
- Nazi Germanyball - I will finish what you started.
- Czechiaball - You “stole” protocol pen from mi. Many made fun of it, including mi hahaha!!.
But seriously. Couldn't you of waitings after conference?. But I like Ratafak Plachta tho.
- Boliviaball - DON'T EVEN DARE TO INVADE ME BECAUSE OF THE CIVIL WAR YOU SMELLY PIG,YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN BRAVE TO GET A COASTLINE,GO GET PERU'S,NOT MINE!
- Earthquakes: Enough said...
- Mapucheball - TERRORISTA QUEMA CAMIONES!
- Nicaraguaball - OASball and me didn't even remember who he is, but we don't like him of killing democratic protesters. WE DEMANDS DEMOCRATIC ELECTIONS NOW!
- Texasball: FLAG STEALER!!! Oh, you want me to use the flag? I'll stop calling you the name! you also were stolen from my bro ( Mexicoball) and you must pagar!
- Taiwanball - Same as Texasball but without the white stripe.
- Venezuelaball - They gone too far with all this "revolution". OASball and I demands DEMOCRACY. But not a military intervention, I would not like that. DIRTY BOLIVARIAN COMMINIST!!! Also stop getting mad at mi presidente for enforcing visa policies.
- Soviet Unionball - YUO DIRTY PUTA!!! YUO TRY TO MAKE ME COMMIE LIKE CUBA!
- Swedenball - HOLASOYGERMAN IS IN 10TH PLACE BECAUSE OF YOU. REMOVE PEWDIEPIE! REMOVE PEWDIEPIE! REMOVE PEWDIEPIE! REMOVE PEWDIEPIE! REMOVE PEWDIEPIE! REMOVE PEWDIEPIE! REMOVE PEWDIEPIE! YOU ARE FAR WORSE THAN BOLIVIABALL! T-SERIES WILL DETHRONE YOU! JSKAJSKAJSKAJSKAJSKA!
- South Africaball - Yuo killed our tourist!
- Israelcube - I do not really hate you. We have signed numerous bilateral agreements. BUT STOP BEING MEAN TO PALESTINEBALL! HE DID NOTHING TO YOU!oy
Chileball has his own dialect of Spanish and to the other Hispanic countries is quite hard to understand him. He speaks too fast and uses many slang words, which makes his mom (Spainball) of sad.
- "Weón culiao"
- "La wea Fome"
- "CHI CHI CHI LE LE LE VIVA CHILE !" (sports supporters)
- "Que lata"
- "Pasa esa custión"
- "Ayudame a llegar"