Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing.
— Luke 23:34, Jesus during his crucifixion
Love one another as I have loved you.
— Jesus

Christianityball is the largest major religionball and one of the three Abrahamic religionballs, alongside Islam-icon Islamball and Jew-icon Judaismcube. A Christian is someone who believes that Jesus Christ is the Son of God-icon God, God in Flesh and Blood, born without sin, Messiah, etc. and died on the cross for everyone's sins until 3 days later rose from the dead and rejoined God in Heaven.

Christianityball was formed to follow Jesus Christ's doings and spread the Messiah's message. He has three major branches (or sons) who are Catholic-icon Catholicismball, Orthodoxy-icon Orthodoxyball, and Protestant-icon Protestantismball.

It's important to note that Christians, Jew-icon Jews, and Islam-icon Muslims don't believe in Pagan-icon magic but rather, more appropriately, 'miracles'. There is indeed a large difference between the two.

His flag is based on that of a Christian flag in Pittsburgh-icon Pittsburghball, Pennsylvania-icon Pennsylvaniaball.

He is also known as the man behind the constant saying of "Holy Shit!".



  • Israel-icon Judaismcube - Abrahamic Father. Same God who is Jesus Christ's father! You weren't behind our Savior's death... right? Some priests were disappointments.
  • Islam-icon Islamball - Abrahamic brother. Us both had the biggest fight over the holy land during the Crusades and many of our followers lost their lives. After the war, we're rivals but we still respect each other. And he recognizes Jesus. ( Isa is what they call him ).

Children and Grandchildren

  • Catholic-icon Catholicball - His Latin and eldest son. Twin brother of Orthodoxyball.
  • Orthodoxy-icon Orthodoxyball - His Russian Greek daughter. Twin sister of Catholicball.
  • Monophysitism-icon Monophysitismball (aka Oriental Orthodoxyball) - Another son (now how do I distinguish him from Orthodoxyball without looking at them? They act so similar).
  • Nestorianism-icon Nestorianismball - Another son. Likes to do things on his own.
  • Protestant-icon Protestantball - My German son which is an error of Catholic-icon Catholicball. He is starting to get along with his catholic brother.
  • Lutheranismball - Grandson. Son of Protestant
  • Restorationism-icon Restorationismball - My youngest son.
  • Anglican-icon Anglicanball - My granddaughter.
  • Methodism-icon Methodismball - Grandson. Son of Protestant-icon Protestant.
  • Baptists-icon Baptismball - Grandson. Son of Protestant-icon Protestant.
  • Socianism\BiblicalUntarianismball - Believes that  GOD ALMIGHTY is Father-YAHWEH Only But believes Jesus The Nazareth Is the Messiah Of GOD ALMIGHTY. 
  • Mormon-icon Mormonball - Unwanted Adopted grandson. Not sure if he is a Christian... Wait he says he is, so he must be!
  • Arianismball
  • Jehovah-icon Jehovah's Witnessesball - Another unwanted adopted grandson. stay away from doorbell!
  • Spiritism-icon Spiritismball - Another interesting adopted grandson.
  • Rastafari-icon Rastafariball - The most interesting adopted grandson out of the others. He smokes way too much weed.


  • Positive Christianity-icon Positive Christianityball - A Nazi Nazi perversion. What he did absolutely disgusts me. Unholy! JESUS WAS A JEW!, NOT AN ARYAN! (well, at least you didn't kill Jesus...) THE OLD TESTAMENT MATTERS! WHY YUO MASSACRE Israel-icon JEWCUBES?!! Take my word, if you expect Hitler to be up here in heaven, then you'd be dead wrong! REMOVE BLASPHEMER!!!!! NOT TRUE CHRISTIANITY!!! REMOVE!! HILTER IS NOT AN ANGEL!! HE IS ALREADY SENDED TO HELL BECAUSE OF KILLLING INNOCENT JEWS!!! 


  • SPQR-icon SPQRball - They killed our Savior (ugh... that was of worst year..) and tried to stop Christianity from spreading, but it backfired. the most powerful empire bowed down to me 
  • Armenia-icon Armeniaball - The first country to adopt one type of Christianity as a state religion. Has always been strong Christian throughout his entire life, even through tough times. Proud of you!
  • Israel-icon Israelcube - The country, when he started in Although most Jews hated him but they do not admit.
  • France-iconFranceball - The defender country of Catholicball for centuries (before suddenly kicking him). One of his Cathedrals in Parisball burned down. Pray for Paris! 
  • Ethiopia-icon Ethiopiaball - Maybe you were the first nation to adopt me as your religion and not Armenia, but either way you are very important in my history.
  • Eritrea-icon Eritreaball - Same as Ethiopia.
  • USA-icon USAball - The country with the largest Christian population and the Bible Belt, who is more conservative and religious than other regions. BUT TELL YOUR DEMOCRATS TO STOP CALLING ME "EASTER WORSHIPPER!"  



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