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The worst
Worst than Pinoy wants to remove the drug lords
Flag Stealer AND pycopathic communist..worst brother
North Koreaball (sometimes)
Puerto Ricoball (i'm la isla del encanto you not)
Formerly:
Likes
Capitalism ("self-styled" Murica right-hand), Coffee, Sugar cane, football, baseball, Bomba Estéreo, Shakira ,J Balvin, Aniceto Molina, la bandeja paisa,el ajiaco y la chuleta valluna.Dislikes
drug lords, drug cartels, rebels, paracos, Anti-personnel mines, Steve Harvey, Communism, Socialism, any kind of left wing politics, being called Ecuadorian/Venezuelan/Spanish/Mexican/columbian, GTA III (Stupid Colombian Cartel aka drug lords)Is of importants
Can into space?
Börk
Food
En cambio Tolimaball {es caliente}
Status
| “ | ¡No estoy desnudo Ecuador! Yo soy Colombia! Conseguí la independencia de España en 1813. Y tampoco soy España solo porque hablo español. | ” |
— Colombiaball
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Colombiaball, also known as Cocainelandball, officially the Republic of Colombiaball, is a countryball located in north-west South America. Its clay borders Venezuelaball and 
Brazilball to the East, 
Ecuadorball and 
Peruball to the South, and 
Panamaball to the West. The country is divided into 32 departments, including the capital 
Bogotáball which acts as it's own separate department, giving it a total area of 440,831 square miles, making it the 25th largest country in the world. As of 2018, it has a population of 49.46 million inhabitants.
Being a Spanish Speaking country in western South America already gives Colombia the advantage to join, 
OASball, Pacific Allianceball, and 
UNASURball, as well as being a 
UN member like almost any other country. It also maintains good relations with 
USAball with taking care of Venezuelaball, making it a 
Non-NATO ally.
Colombia is often seen as that one neighbor in Latin America who always tries to be nice and develop, but always gets into conflicts, especially with his sibling Venezuela. It is currently dealing with drug wars, skirmishes, and now a refugee crisis due to the large amounts of Venezuelans fleeing the country. Despite all these problems, it still tries to move forward with developing and defense, which makes it both a middle and regional power in the Americas. Some say he may be an emerging power (Not a potential superpower).
Its national day is July 20th, and its astrological sign is Cancer.
Adios amigos y gracias por ver mi historia. It can into Nobel Peace Prize in 2016.
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Friends
- Paraguayball - Mejor amigo! I created a treaty that would help his citizens if he ceased to exist after being invaded and tortured.
- Brazilball - Cool friend, he helps me on fighting against drugs and FARCball. HUE is good. But I AM OF BEST COFFEE PRODUCER!!!!!!
- Chileball - I LOVE WATCHING Angelito de Canal 13 on TV! HE'S SO CUTE!
- UKball - My friend, we both like drinking coffee and tea, and were tea drinking buddies.
- Peruball - Cool parcero. In the past we had a brief war, bt now we forgot that. We suffered of guerillas and nowadays we suffer of drug trade. We both can into Pacific Aliance and bilateral cooperation. In 2017 we decided to let Chile out of the World Cup and had a draw in our match. Also, he has a lot of colombians living in his clay.
- Ecuadorball- Shy little brother.
6-1 NEVER FORGET!!!! - Lebanonball- Helped him by letting Lebanese immigrants enter here! Best friend in the Middle East, by the way! My cousin's former president is Lebanese.
- Netherlandsball - Smoking buddy
- South Koreaball - Saved his ass in the 50s, both op having problem with commie neighbors. (I understand you parce.) But, get away your K-Pop music from me!
- Panamaball - Son
- Spainball - Mother
- USAball- Helps me against drug lords
- Philippinesball - She is my adoptive hermana from the other side of the Pacific Ocean. We both hate drug lords but I still remember Miss Universe 2015. At least Ariadna Gutierrez is not a sore loser. We are still good friends unlike your brother and we both hate Venezuelaball. (And you beat Venezuela in Miss Universe 2018. I am proud of you, sister.) We also share the same red shade.
- Franceball - Good European friend she also makes the best baguette.
- El Salvadorball - I play the best music of Aniceto Molina and his people in his clay love the music.
- Armeniaball - I recognize his genocide and also there is a city in my clay that is the same name as yours.
- Uruguayball - Another smoking buddy
- Jamaicaball - Another smoking buddy
Neutral
- Russiaball - Stop supporting that evil dictator Maduro. You stole half of my flag! But we are neutral because we both hate Japanball.
- North Koreaball - He's making peace with South Koreaball which is a sign of relief but stop being friends with Venezuelaball. At least we both hate Japanball.
- Saudi Arabiaball - We both hate Italyball because he is an Axis Power and we both hate Polandball and Boliviaball, BUT STOP PERSECUTING CATHOLICS!!! THEY ARE INNOCENT!!!
Enemies
- ISISball - NOBODY LOVES YOU STOP TERRORIZING PEOPLE!!!
- FARCball - GET THE FUCK OUT OF AMERICAS YOU STUPID COMMIE!!! FLAG STEALER!
- AUCball - PARACOS HIJOS DE PUTA!!! YOU KILLED MORE THAN 94,000 COLOMBIAN COMPATRIOTS, IN ADDITION TO HELPING THE DRUG TRAFFICKERS!!!
- Drug traffickers - THEIR MAFIAS ARE RUINING COLOMBIA! REMOVE TRAQUETOS!!
- Pablo Escobar - The worst drug trafficker in the history of Colombia.
- Nicaraguaball - Evil Illuminati commie. BAD! BAD OF YUO!
- Venezuelaball - Evil ´´Communist´´ Bolivarian Brother! AREPAS ARE MY CREACIÓN HUEVON! STOP SUPPORTING FARC TERRORISTAS !!! USA WILL REMOVE YOU FOOLISH COMMIE BUTTHOLE!!!!!!(You forgot that I'm pretty much helping your people hermano.) REMOVE MADURO AND REMOVE BOLIVARIANISM.
- Cubaball - Same with Venezuela so REMOVE FIDEL CASTRO!!!!
- Boliviaball - HE'S AN ANTI IMPERIALIST AGAIN!!! REMOVE!!! NO SEA FOR YOU
although that's why he became anti-imperialist in the first place!!! EVEN SAUDI ARABIA HATES YOU!!! - Polandball - REMEMBER 2018!?!? HAHA 0-3?!? I DEFEAT YOU STUPID KURWA!!!! (Poland celebrates his 100th birthday in 2018.)
- Senegalball - HAHA 0-1?!? I DEFEAT YOU!!!!
- Azerbaijanball - LEAVE ARMENIA ALONE YOU SICKHEAD!
- Japanball (on football) - 1-2 I will never forget!
- Indonesiaball - No Entiendo. I tried to remove drug lords but he still thinks that I use drugs so REMOVE SATAY!!!
- Texasball - The same thing I said to Indonesiaball. And stop stealing my friend's flag.
- Steve Harvey - Remember 2015? You are the reason why I lost to Pia Wurtzbach!
- Germanyball - Pia Wurtzbach is of German descent! Also, you defeated my cousin in football! I remember 7-1! At least South Koreaball defeated you! Get rekt!
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