|“|| ¡Oh, gloria inmarcesible!
¡Oh, júbilo inmortal! En surcos de dolores, el bien germina ya!
Cesó la horrible noche. La libertad sublime derrama las auroras de su invencible luz. La humanidad entera, que entre cadenas gime, comprende las palabras del que murió en La Cruz
— Colombian anthem
Colombiaball, officially the Republic of Colombiaball, is a countryball located in north-west South America. Its clay borders Venezuelaball and Brazilball to the East, Ecuadorball and Peruball to the South, and Panamaball to the West. The country is divided into 32 departments, including the capital Bogotáball which acts as it's own separate department, giving it a total area of 440,831 square miles, making it the 25th largest country in the world. As of 2018, it has a population of 49.46 million inhabitants.
Being a Spanish Speaking country in western South America already gives Colombia the advantage to join, OASball, Pacific Allianceball, and UNASURball, as well as being a UN member like almost any other country. It also maintains good relations with USAball with taking care of Venezuelaball, making it a Non-NATO ally.
Colombia is often seen as that one neighbor in Latin America who always tries to be nice and develop, but always gets into conflicts, especially with his sibling Venezuela. It is currently dealing with drug wars, skirmishes, and now a refugee crisis due to the large amounts of Venezuelans fleeing the country. Despite all these problems, it still tries to move forward with developing and defense, which makes it both a middle and regional power in the Americas. Some say he may be an emerging power (Not a potential superpower).
Its national day is July 20th, and its astrological sign is Cancer.
Adios amigos y gracias por ver mi historia. It can into Nobel Peace Prize in 2016.
- Paraguayball - Mejor amigo! I created a treaty that would help his citzens if he ceased to exist after being raped and tortured.
- Brazilball- Cool friend, he helps me on fighting against drugs and FARCball. HUE is good. But I AM OF BEST COFFEE PRODUCER!!!!!!
- Chileball - I LOVE WATCHING Angelito de Canal 13 on TV! HE'S SO CUTE!
- Peruball - Cool parcero. In the past we had a brief war, bt now we forgot that. We suffered of guerillas and nowadays we suffer of drug trade. We both can into Pacific Aliance and bilateral cooperation. In 2017 we decided to let Chile out of the World Cup and had a draw in our match. Also, he has a lot of colombians living in his clay.
- Ecuadorball- Shy brother.
(Don't talk to Venezuela, I don't want you to go trough the same path as him) You stole my flag.
He is how I get drugs into Europe.
- Lebanonball- Helped him by letting Lebanese immigrants enter here! Best friend in the Middle East, by the way! My cousin's former president is Lebanese.
- Netherlandsball- Smoking buddy
- South Koreaball- Saved his ass in the 50s, both op having problem with commie
hermanoneighbors. (I understand you parce.) We both hate Japanball so we're FINE. But, get away your Kpop music from me!
- Panamaball- Son
- Spainball- Mother
- USAball- Helps me against drug lords
- Philippinesball - He is my brother from the other side of the Pacific Ocean. We both hate drug lords but I still remember Miss Universe 2015. At least Ariadna Gutierrez is not a sore loser. We are still good friends unlike your brother and we both hate Venezuelaball. (And you beat Venezuela in Miss Universe 2018. I am proud of you, brother.) We also share the same red shade.
- Franceball - Good European friend she also makes the best baguette.
- El Salvadorball - I play the best music of Aniceto Molina and his people in his clay love the music.
- Armeniaball - I recognize his genocide and also there is a city in my clay that is the same name as yours.
- Uruguayball - Another smoking buddy
- Jamaicaball - Another smoking buddy
- Russiaball - Stop supporting that evil dictator Maduro. You stole half of my flag! But we are neutral
for no reasonbecause we both hate Japanball.
- North Koreaball - He's making peace with South Koreaball which is a sign of relief but stop being friends with Venezuelaball. At least we both hate Japanball.
- Saudi Arabiaball - We both hate Italyball because he is an Axis Power and we both hate Polandball,
who does not deserve his 100th birthday.BUT STOP PERSECUTING CATHOLICS!!! THEY ARE INNOCENT!!!
- ISISball - NOBODY LOVES YOU STOP TERRORIZING PEOPLE!!!
- FARCball - GET THE FUCK OUT OF AMERICAS YOU STUPID COMMIE !!! FLAG STEALER!
- Nicaraguaball - Evil Illuminati commie.
(Dame mi SEA AND NO TE VOY A DAR A SAN ANDRESBALL COMUNISTA.)
- Venezuelaball - Evil ´´Communist´´ Bolivarian Brother! AREPAS ARE MY INVENTION HUEVON! STOP SUPPORTING FARC TERRORISTAS !!! USA WILL REMOVE YOU FOOLISH COMMIE BUTTHOLE!!!!!!(You forgot that I'm pretty much helping your people hermano) REMOVE MADURO AND REMOVE BOLIVARIANISM. FLAG STEALER!
I hope we can get along again someday because we both hate Japanball
- Polandball - REMEMBER 2018!?!? HAHA 0-3?!? I DEFEAT YOU STUPID KURWA!!!!
NO 100TH BIRTHDAY FOR YOU!!!!(Poland celebrates his 100th birthday in 2018.)
- Senegalball - HAHA 0-1?!? I DEFEAT YOU!!!!
- Japanball - FUCK YOU, 1-2 I will never forget! I WILL BANNED YOUR STUPID ANIMES ON MY CLAY! REMOVE!
- Indonesiaball - No Entiendo. I tried to remove drug lords but he still thinks that I use drugs.
- Texasball - The same thing I said to Indonesiaball. And stop stealing my friend's flag.
- Steve Harvey - Remember 2015? You are the reason why I lost to Pia Wurtzbach!
- Germanyball - Pia Wurtzbach is of German descent! Also, you defeated my cousin in football! I remember 7-1! At least South Koreaball defeated you! Get rekt!
- Corona Virus - BURN IN HELL, SHITTY VIRUS!! NOW WHOLE SOUTH AMERICA IS INFECTED!! DON'T YOU DARE ME TO INFECT ME AGAIN!