Coloradoball

Either it’s ALL okay or NONE of it is.Kyle Broflovski off South Park

Colorado-icon.png Coloradoball can into Pacman is going down to South Park gonna have himself a time a stateball of USA-icon.png located mainly in the Rocky Mountains. Like Alaska-icon.png Alaskaball, Washington-icon.png Washingtonball, Massachusetts-icon.png Massachusettsball, Maine-icon.png Maineball, California-icon.png Californiaball, WashingtonDC-icon.png DCball, and Oregon-icon.png Oregonball, he likes to smoke weed. He has lots of snowy mountains. Colorado-icon.png Coloradoball likes to hike on them as well and put rocks on them. His state is where TV show South Park takes place. He also has the lowest obesity rate except Cartman in USAball. He tends to be pretty cynical and big boned and he enjoys watching politics so he can go and make a episode making fun of it on South Park. He is usually depicted as addicted to marijuana, and sometimes as a hippie. Despite being called a hippie, he is actually pretty centrist and also despite being called a libtard for voting for the democrats, he is actually very critical of many democrat states.

He is the "Centennial State" because he became a state during USAball's 100th anniversary (1876).

History

Coloradoball was a 3-icon.png 3ball claimed by Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spanish Empireball in the 16th century as part of the provinces of Alta California and Nueva Mexico. USA-icon.png USAball adopted him in 1876 as the 38th state. He can into gold.

He is considered as a swing stateball, who voted for republican Mr. Garrison George W. Bush in 2000 and 2004, but also for democratic Barack Obama in 2008 and 2012, Hillary Clinton in 2016, and Joe Biden in 2020.

How to draw

Draw Coloradoball is almost simple:

  1. Divide the basic circle shape into three horizontal stripes.
  2. Color them of this blue, white, this blue again
  3. Draw a red C
  4. Draw a yellow circle inside the C
  5. Draw the eyes and you've finished.

Relations

Friends

  • Weed-icon.png Weedball - Where I get my weed from once the Tegridy Farms season comes to a end due to the winter.
  • Texas-icon.png Texasball - We created South Park together, however he’s sort of a religious right wing zealot. He’s mostly chill however though.
  • Arizona-icon.png Arizonaball - Good friend, part of Four Corners. He tried, and now he can also into weed.
  • Colorado Springs-icon.png Colorado Springsball - My other big city, has the Air Force Academy, and many other air bases. He doesn't like weed though, and is more conservative than me.
  • Canada-icon.png Canadaball (SOMETIMES)- He is my uncle but South Park is against him. But I am glad that you enjoyed that parts that involves you.
  • Oklahoma-icon.png Oklahomaball - Same right wing conservatard zealot as Texas, but at least thanks to him I don't have to border with Texas. He’s chill mostly though, and legalized weed SO THANK YOU!
  • Ukraineball - Crimea is yuor's and we both hate stupid Vodka.

Neutral

  • Utah-icon.png Utahball - We both have mountains and are part of the Four Corners, but he is a religious (Mormon) zealot and doesn't appreciate my love for weed. Well, recreational anyway. Go do your praying in that stupid SLC-icon.png salt lake of yours. At least he isn’t rude and is actually pretty nice.
  • Arkansas-icon.png Arkansasball - Home of Walmart and about the same amount of incest as Alabama. Mr Garrison comes from his clay! However he’s kinda a pervert like Alabama-icon.png The King of Incest, he’s chill when he’s not acting like a stereotypical southerner. ALSO I LOVE BILL CLINTON THANK YOU FOR THAT!
  • Wyoming-icon.png Wyomingball - My non existent conservative little brother who has more in common with Texas-icon.png Texasball than me but eh, he’s okay. BUT LEGALIZE WEED!!!!!
  • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - WHY DID YUO HATE WEED?!?! But, we're brothers tho because our father is USAball.

Enemies

  • California-icon.png Californiaball - Stop invading my clay with your ultra-liberal big government politics that fucked up your state, and driving up house prices! If you love high taxes, keep it in your state! Texas-icon.png Texasball might be a redneck zealot but he is 10x better than you.
  • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - this guy is hate weed too! Yuo are DUTCH yuo cannot remove weed i Will never reconized his independence, i support yuor father against yuo in 1945!!!
  • Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball - YUO again Remove drug and weeds yuor Mom is a Drug Remover too YUOR Spanish Yuo Cannot remove drug and weeds!
  • RhodeIsland-icon.png Rhode Islandball - Learn how to make better shows next time, since Family Guy is extremely lazy comedy and isn’t funny. Like California, Russia, and China, you ain’t got ‘Tegridy.
  • Finland-icon.png Finlandball - He hates me for this episode where his country was destroyed in
  • Russia-icon (ushanka).png Russiaball - FUCK YOU! MY SAINT PETERSBURG IS BEST SAINT PETERSBURG!
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