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Cornwallball is a Celtic countyball on the south-west coast of England-icon Englandball (in the UK-icon UKball).  

He is considered by some (mostly his residents) an official countryball. This would make him a countryball within Englandball and controlled by it as well as UKball just as Englandball is with UKball. He would still be considered as a duchyball as well, due to the way he is controlled by Englandball though. However, he cannot into monies like other countyballs, as the pig London-icon Londonball takes all the monies due to nobody moving elsewhere.  

History

In the mists of time, Gaul-icon Gaulball found a good spot to fish.

Gaul-icon Gaulball argued with his cousin, Wales-icon Walesball, over the fishing spot and separated from them after the Battle of Deorham.

Wessex-icon Kingdom of Wessexball heard of this fishing spot and tried to steal it. When Gaul-icon Gaulball wasn't fishing it found some tin in its clay and started to mine. Gaul-icon Gaulball then became Cornwallball. Duchy of Saxony-icon Duchy of Saxonyball arrived in 838, and Cornwallball and his friend Denmark-icon Denmarkball lost the fight. Saxonball took over the fishing spot. Cornwallball's brother, Duchy of Brittany-icon Duchy of Brittanyball joined Normandy-icon Normandyball in 1066 and chased Duchy of Saxony-icon Duchy of Saxonyball away. Years later England-icon Englandball wanted Cornwallball to speak a proper language and forced a book of prayer on it. Since then Cornwallball has gone back to the quiet life of fishing.

On 23 June 2016, Cornwall voted to leave the EUball, yet still wants to keep the funding.

Culture and Pastimes

Cornwallball likes naming things with Zs, for instance – from the far west, Penzance ("holy headland"), Nanjizal ("low valley"), and Zennor (from St Senara). ZZZZZZZ! Cornwallball has an evil streak under its civilized exterior. He used to enjoy collecting anything the sea brought forth and claims the rights of salvage. When the sea was not co-operating, Cornwallball would switch off its lighthouses heh heh. Cornwallball's secret economy includes contraband from smuggling.

Cornwallball enjoys pirating in the Caribbean.

When Cornwallball is not smuggling or pirating, it is busy digging deep holes to mine tin or hide contraband.

Cuisine

  • Pasties and Pies

Character

  • Friendly but devious
  • Tax avoider

Relationships

Gallery

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UK-icon Divided United Kingdom of FUCK THE EU Great Teaholics Britain and Northern Ireland England-iconNorthern Ireland-iconScotland-iconWales-icon
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