Crimeaball

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Crimeaball is a totally sexy disputed countryball in Eastern Europe who is currently in  Russiaball's hands after Russiaball took her from Ukraineball and annexed her (Even though he promised not to, when Ukraineball gave Russiaball all his nukes back). Crimeaball is making good relationships with countries around her, albeit a de facto part of Russiaball.

While Crimeaball was split from Ukraineball, the region is unsure about being controlled by Russiaball. In some ways it seems Crimeaball isn't too fond of Russiaball either, but nevertheless, joined anyway. This would explain why Crimeaball at first tried to be its own country.

Relationships

Friends

•  Russiaball - Thank you for savings me from Ukraineball. In this time we love you, but it's gonna be a while before we get used to you.
•  Novorossiyaball - Is of separatist and Russian like I am.
•  South Ossetiaball  and  Abkhaziaball - My Caucasian cousins and supporters.
• Artsakhball and Transnistriaball - Other supporters.
• Indiaball - Supports me and Russiaball, curry stronk!!
• Chinaball and South Africaball - The same thing I said to  Indiaball.
• Iranball - Thank you for recognizing me as Russiaball and also being friendly to me and Russiaball.
• Philippinesball - Even though he abstained in 2018, he is friends with Russiaball. Duterte is the best president! I also support him on Sabahball.

Neutral

•  Franceball - She want us Eastern Slavs as rape victims of their psycho child Merkelreich, and only Russiaball can save us. Also never forget Crimean War. But now she realizes that we living much better than earlier when we lived with Ukraineball.
• Crimean Tatars - They have been in our history for a long time but THEY WANT TO GO BACK TO UKRAINE!!!!!!
•  Turkeyball - Best Friend also one of my brothers, but he does not really trust me because him and Russiaball don't like each other at all and I am Best friends with him and why do you support  Ukraineball who is not related to you
• Bulgariaball - Thanks being of friendly to Russia and me. But why are you with NATO and EU
• Japanball - Thanks for my kawaii portraits although you don't recognize me .
• Palestineball - your diplomat expressed support for me but then your embassy denied it. You're still better than Israelcube because you don't support Evil

Enemies

•  Ukraineball - She is a wimp. (Also Nazi).AND YOU ARE NOT MY REAL MOTHER! (She is actually my sister because I was born in 1992 and decided to join her as an autonomous republic)
•  Germanyball - He wants the same that wants Franceball to make with us.
•  USAball - Merkelreich's uncle. Also places sanction but maybe he could end it, but it looks like not anymore.
•  NATOball - Evil imperialist who wants war with Russia. (Then war is what he'll get.)
• EUball - STOP SANCTIONS!!!!! RUSSIA STRONK!!!! REMOVE MERKELREICH FROM THE PREMISES!!!!!!
•  Israelcube- I thought you were neutral to me, but you recognized me as Occupied territory of Ukraine and Being temporarily occupied by Russia. FREE PALESITNE!!!
• Malaysiaball - He hates me because I stole Sabahball's flag. And you deserved a huge war crime.

• • Sabahball - You stole my flag! And you're Filipino, not Malaysian!

Recognition

Africa

Asia

Carribean

• Cubaball

Central America

• Nicaraguaball

Europe

Middle East

• Iranball
• Qatarball
• Syriaball

North America

None

Oceania

None

South America

• Boliviaball
• Venezuelaball

Buddies Countries Voting Against Crimea being Ukraine

Idiots Countries who recognize Crimea as a part of Ukraine

Africa

Asia

Carribean

Europe

Middle East

Idiots Countries Voting For Crimea Being Ukraine

Gallery

V • E Russian Federation - Land of Bears, Матерщина, Slavs and Vodka
Republics	Adygeaball • Altaiball • Bashkortostanball • Buryatiaball • Chechnyaball • Chuvashiaball • Crimeaball • Dagestanball • Ingushetiaball • Kabardino-Balkariaball • Kalmykiaball • Karachay-Cherkessiaball • Kareliaball • Khakassiaball • Komiball • Mari Elball • Mordoviaball • North Ossetia–Alaniaball • Sakhaball • Tatarstanball • Tuvaball • Udmurtiaball
Krais (Territories)	Altaiball • Kamchatkaball • Khabarovskball • Krasnodarball • Krasnoyarskball • Permball • Primorskyball • Stavropolball • Zabaykalskyball
Oblasts (Provinces)	Amurball • Arkhangelskball ( Franz Josef Landball) • Astrakhanball • Belgorodball • Bryanskball • Chelyabinskball • Irkutskball • Ivanovoball • Kaliningradball • Kalugaball • Kemerovoball • Kirovball • Kostromaball • Kurganball • Kurskball • Leningradball • Lipetskball • Magadanball • Moscowball • Murmanskball • Nizhny Novgorodball • Novgorodball • Novosibirskball • Omskball ( Omskbird) • Orenburgball • Oryolball • Penzaball • Pskovball • Rostovball • Ryazanball • Sakhalinball • Samaraball • Saratovball • Smolenskball • Sverdlovskball • Tambovball • Tomskball • Tulaball • Tverball • Tyumenball • Ulyanovskball • Vladimirball • Volgogradball • Vologdaball • Voronezhball • Yaroslavlball • Chitaball (dead)
Federal cities	Moscowball • Saint Petersburgball • Sevastopolball • Komsomolskball • Kaliningradball (city) • Volgogradball (city)
Autonomous Districts	Chukotkaball • Khanty–Mansiball • Nenetsball • Yamalo-Nenetsball
Autonomous Oblasts	Jewish Autonomous Oblastcube
Historical Autonomous Districts	Agin-Buryatball • Evenkball • Komi-Permyakball • Koryakball • Taymyrball • Ust-Ordaball
Geographical Regions	Siberiaball • Uralball
To become Russia	Russian Antarcticaball • Belarusball • Ukraineball • Kazakhbrick
Former entities	Migrants from the West and Southwest and from the South • Slavsball • Kievan Rusball • Novgorod Republicball • Vladimir-Suzdalball • Mongol Empireball • Golden Hordeball • Grand Duchy of Muscovyball • Tsardom of Russiaball • Russian Empireball • Russian Republicball • Soviet Unionball ( Russian SFSRball) • Nazi Russiaball
пиндосы? FUCK PINDOSIYA! ALSO FUCK EVIL WESTERN INDIVIDUALISM FREE WILL HAPPY PURSUIT. RUSSIA STRONK WILL KILL SMELLY EUROPE!

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South America	Arequipaball • Aymaraball • French Guianaball • Magallanesball • Mapucheball • Riograndenseball • Rio de Janeiroball • San Andrés, Providencia and Santa Catalinaball • Santa Cruzball • Sulball • São Pauloball • Zuliaball
Asia	Abkhaziaball • Acehball • Artsakhball • Assamball • Bangabhumiball • Bangsamoroball • Borchaliball • Chin Stateball • Chittagong Hill Tractsball • Hmongball • Hokkaidoball ( Ainuball) • Hong Kongball • Inner Mongoliaball • ISISball • Javakhetiball • Kachin Stateball • Karakalpakstanball • Kashmirball • Kokangball • Kurdistanball ( Turkish Kurdistanball • Rojavaball • Iranian Kurdistanball • Iraqi Kurdistanball ) • Manipurball • Mon Stateball • Nagalandball • North Sulawesiball • Okinawaball • Palestineball • Pattaniball • Punjabball • Rakhine Stateball • Riauball • Sakhaball • Siberiaball • South Azerbaijanball • South Malukuball • South Ossetiaball • South Yemenball • Taiwanball/Republic of Taiwanball • Talysh-Mughanball • Tamil Eelamball • Tibetball • Tripuraball • Tuvaball • Uyghurball • Wa Stateball • West Timorball
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Oceania	Australian Aboriginalsball • Banababall • Bougainvilleball • Cook Islandsball • Easter Islandball • French Polynesiaball • Hawaiiball • Maoriball • New Caledoniaball • Norfolk Islandball • Rotumaball • Torres Strait Islanderball • West Papuaball
Micronations and historical separatism not included