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There's one place where Cuba stands out head and shoulders above the rest - That is in its love for human rights and liberty!
 
— Nelson Mandela
¡Al combate, corred, bayameses!,

Que la patria os contempla orgullosa; No temáis una muerte gloriosa, Que morir por la patria es vivir.

 
— Himno de la Bayamesa

Cubaball, officially the Republic of Cubaball, is a countryball in the Caribbean islands. The country is divided into 15 provinces, and 1 Special Municipality, including his capital Havana-icon Havanaball, giving it a total area of 42,426 square miles, making him the largest country in the Caribbean. With a population of 11.22 million as of 2017, Cuba ranks 80 in the most populous countries in the world.

Since his revolution, Cuba has been suspended from OAS-icon OASball due to making links with Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball. However, it does maintain membership in UN-icon UNball like almost every other nation in the world, and is a founding member of ALBA-icon ALBAball.

Much like other socialist/communist governed balls, it does not do so well in regards to political or economic freedom. However, Cuba-icon Cubaball can into having a high human development index, unlike his fellow counterparts. Despite the trade embargo placed on him by USA-icon USAball, it has done well in regards to education and health - even becoming the first to eradicate mother to child transmission of HIV and syphilis in 2015.

Its national day can be either October 10 for when he declared independence from Spain-icon Spainball, or July 26, when it had his revolution.

Even if the character doesn't have an exact gender (like all the characters in the Polandball universe) it's name is a female noun in the native language of the country (​​​​​Spanish-icon Spanish).

The most popular way to represent Cubaball is with the countryball using a cigar and a military cap, which would be a reference to the late Fidel Castro, the country's former president.

History

Cuba-icon Cubaball was a colony of Spain-icon Spainball, his mother until 1902 when USA-icon USAball decided he didn't like Spainball growing sugar cane near his clay. So USA-icon USAball invaded Cuba-icon Cuba and made him a puppet to support capitalist American ideals. Then in 1959, he said capitalism was bad and said "FUCK CAPITALISM" and moved out of USA-icon USAball's house into Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball's home. Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball then gave Cuba-icon Cubaball some free nukes to scare away American invaders which pissed off USA-icon USAball and 54 years later they became friends again.

Shortly afterward, USAball started feeling wrong in the head when he went to Cubaball's clay, so he then said that Cuba is somehow damaging his brain with special technology, and now they are enemies again. Canadaball, despite being friends with Cuba for a long time, later said he had the same problem. Now, thanks to some science fiction, Cuba's only friends are the Bolivarian Alliance for the Americas, but many countries in said alliance are as troubled as him. Cubaball is also very sad over Fidel Castro's passing in 2016.

Flag Colors

The flag of Cuba has five stripes each alternating between blue and white and a red equilateral triangle on the left side with a five-pointed star. Some might argue that Cuba's flag was inspired by USA-icon USAball's flag, but others believe it to be an idea from Narciso López, one of the main liberators of Cuba from Spain.

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Air Force Blue 0, 42, 143 C100-M71-Y0-K44 #002A8F
White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
Philippine Red 207, 20, 43 C0-M90-Y79-K19 #CF142B

The blue stripes refer to the 3 old divisions of the island, the two white stripes represent strength and purity of ideas, and the red triangle stands for equality, fraternity, and freedom, as well as the blood of those who fought in the wars.

Relationships

Friends

  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball - ¡Che Guevara!
  • PuertoRico-icon Puerto Ricoball - Mi hermano más joven, I love him so much!! We can into similar flags!
  • Dominican-icon Dominican Republicball - Mi other hermano who loves beisbol, Te quiero mucho!.
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - Mi closest primo, he always buys my cigars and loves to come over and pay me a visit when I'm lonely, Te amo comrade SINCE 1976. VIVA PIERRE TRUDEAU!!!
  • China-icon Chinaball - My comrade in East Asia. Big brother in common of Communism.
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - Same as China, we both hate the USA-icon Pig and his embargoes. But, NO TE ATREVAS A PROBAR NUKE! What's your problem that I have a Capitalist Amigo? Control your Government!
  • Vietnam-icon Vietnamball (rarely) - I absolutely love doing business with this comrade from far away Asia, but needs to be friends with China-icon Chinaball
  • Nicaragua-icon NicaraguaballVenezuela-icon Venezuelaball - Mis hermanos anti imperialistas, Te quiero comrades.
  • Iran-icon Iranball, Syria-icon Syriaball, North Korea-icon North Koreaball, Myanmar-icon Myanmarball, Sudan-icon Sudanball, Burundi-icon Burundiball and Zimbabwe-icon Zimbabweball - Other Comrades
  • China-icon ChinaballVietnam-icon Vietnamball (rarely), Laos-icon LaosballNorth Korea-icon North Koreaball - Comrades, We are the last 5 communist countries left but fuck yuo Vietnam.
  • India-icon Indiaball - 10000 ton wheat, 10000 ton of rice. Eternal friend, I can't say anything bad about him, he is real friendly.
  • Japan-icon Japanball - His product are imported here! Also his Anime called Charlotte filmed on my clay. Mucha Gracias!
  • Palestine-icon Palestineball - You are an independent country, Israel is a puto for bullying you.
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball - Kosovo jis Serbia.
  • Palau-icon Palauball - Mi hermano who he's in Pacific Island now. I hope we will see each other soon.
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - I sent missionaries to his clay, before I went into communism. He is similar to me cause he is now removing USA-icon USAball. But then, he improved relations with him because of Donald Trump-icon Donald Trump. I can't hate him because he's one of my favorite hermanos.
  • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball - My leader were best friend of Sukarno.
  • Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball - He was my best friend forever, I'll never forget you comrade. You gave me some nukes to protect me from USA-icon Imperialist burger when he tried to invade me and remove communism out of my clay.
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - I am sorry that your padre passed away, but I’m glad that you are still following his policies. 
  • East Germany-icon East Germanyball - He's secretly alive in my basement. Shhhh.
  • Italy-icon Italyball - My medical workers will help you for COVID-19 Pandemic, Tio! I like your Pizza!

Neutrals

  • Brazil-icon Brazilball - Primo and I built a port together on my clay. WHY YOU ELECTED BOLSONARO!? AND WHY YOU WANT REMOVE MIS MEDICOS OF YOUR PAÍS!?
  • Mexico-icon Mexicoball - Mi media hermana was where Cuba-icon (Castro) Fidel Castro and Che Guevara-icon Che Guevara met and planned my revolution!, She is still good friends with USA-icon imperialist! despite her divorce with him.
  • Ethiopia-icon Ethiopiaball- He was first a communist, but then with USA-icon IDIOTS influence, he left. He was also having a civil war with Eritrea-icon Eritreaball for a period of time. I do not like the fact that he left communism, but I do not hate him. I hope his economy and downright hunger times improve.
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - North Korea is my friend but South Korea esta bien, both Koreas are good. Quite much South Korean Tourists coming to me. Not a time to establish diplomatic relationship yet. Control your brother please!!  
  • Spain-icon Spainball - Madre who raised me before Murica-icon Papa. But I hate Kings REMOVE MONARCHY IMPERIALISM!! And of course, don't think I forgot when he went through a Francoist Spain-icon Fascist Phase.
  • Vatican-icon Vaticanball - Él help improve our relations between USA-icon gringo padre. But... ¡Jesus was un comunista! ¿Who did he choose to catch los peces (fishes)? ¡Sí! ¡Los pescadores (fishermen)!

Enemies

  • Coronavirus - In the name of we will REMOVE THAT VIRUS!
  • Cuba-icon (Batista) Fulgencio Batista - TYRRANT!!! YOU WERE A PUPPET OF USA-icon USAball!!! GLAD THAT Cuba-icon (Castro) FIDEL REMOVED YOU!!! YOU'LL ROT IN HELL FOR ALL OF YOUR CRIMES AGAINST THE BELOVED COUNTRY OF CUBA!
  • USA-iconUSAball - You're my good father but... NO PUEDO CREER QUE ESTÉS EN MI CONTRA OTRA VEZ, Y TODO ES PORQUE TENGO FUERTOS LAZOS CON Venezuela-icon VENEZUELA ​​​. ÉL ES MI HERMANO Y NO HAY NADA QUE PUEDAS HACER PARA CAMBIAR ESO, MALDITO IMPERIALIST!!!. ALSO, REMOVE THAT MALDITO TRUMP. IF YOU DO, MAYBE WE CAN HAVE BETTER RELATIONS AGAIN.
  • Donald Trump-icon Donald Trump - YOU SHALL NEVER GET REELECTED BECAUSE OF YOUR ESTÚPID BULLSHIT! YOU ARE THE REASON RELATIONS WITH BURGER ARE DECLINING! I HATE YOU! ME AND USA-icon BURGER WERE GOING HAVE BETTER RELATIONS BUT YOU RUINED IT INSTEAD! REMOVE TRUMP! FUCK YOU AND YOUR CRIMINAL EMBARGOES AGAINST ME TOO!
  • Florida-icon Floridaball - I don't know why mi hermana hates me? 
  • Portugal-icon Portugalball - Tío hated me because he thought I was kidnapping and being a bad influence on Mozambique-icon Angola-icon His Sons.
  • Israel-icon Israelcube - He bullies my friend Palestineball. Fuck off.
  • OAS-icon OASball - ¿What the hell?
  • Ukraine-icon Ukraineball - Mierda, I love Russia, not you! You now will be destroyed by Russland!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA! PUTO!! REMOVE SALO!
  • Bolivia-icon Boliviaball - YOU TRAITOR!!! YOU USED TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME. NOW YOUR GONNA BE FRIENDS WITH THAT USA-icon BURGER!!! FUCK YOU Jeanine Anez-icon JEANINE ANEZ! LONG LIVE EvoMorales-icon PRESIDENT EVO!
  • Kosovo-icon Kosovoball - Fucking puppet of America!!! NATO puppet!!! Remove!!!!! Kosovo is Serbia 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸!!!!!
  • Taiwan-icon Taiwanball - Stupid Bubble Tea! You're not real China! JAJAJAJAJ
  • Francoist Spain-icon Francoist Spain - YOU MIERDA FACIST PHASE!! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MADRE!! EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE EMBASSY ON MY CLAY.

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