There's one place where Cuba stands out head and shoulders above the rest - That is in its love for human rights and liberty!
 
— Nelson Mandela
¡Al combate, corred, bayameses!,

Que la patria os contempla orgullosa; No temáis una muerte gloriosa, Que morir por la patria es vivir.

 
— Himno de la Bayamesa

Cubaball, officially the People's Republic of Cubaball, is a cube countryball in the Caribbean islands. The country is divided into 15 provinces, and 1 Special Municipality, including his capital Havana-icon.png Havanaball, giving it a total area of 42,426 square miles, making him the largest country in the Caribbean. With a population of 11.22 million as of 2017, Cuba ranks 80 in the most populous countries in the world.

Since his revolution, Cuba has been suspended from OAS-icon.png OASball due to making links with Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball. However, it does maintain membership in UN-icon.png UNball like almost every other nation in the world, and is a founding member of ALBA-icon.png ALBAball.

Much like other socialist/communistballs, it does not do so well in regards to political or economic freedom. However, Cuba-icon.png Cubaball can into having a high human development index, unlike his fellow counterparts. Despite the trade embargo placed on him by USA-icon.png USAball, it has done well in regards to education and health - even becoming the first to eradicate mother to child transmission of HIV and syphilis in 2015.

Its national day can be either October 10 for when he declared independence from Spain-icon.png Spainball, or July 26, when it had his revolution.

Even if the character doesn't have an exact gender (like all the characters in the Polandball universe) it's name is a female noun in the native language of the country (​​​​​Spanish-icon.png Spanish).

The most popular way to represent Cubaball is with the countryball using a cigar and a military cap, which would be a reference to the late Fidel Castro, the country's former president.

History

Cuba-icon.png Cubaball was a colony of Spain-icon.png Spainball, his mother until 1902 when USA-icon.png USAball decided he didn't like Spainball growing sugar cane near his clay. So USA-icon.png USAball invaded Cuba-icon.png Cuba and made him a puppet to support capitalist American ideals. Then in 1959, he said capitalism was bad and said "FUCK CAPITALISM" and moved out of USA-icon.png USAball's house into Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball's home. Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball then gave Cuba-icon.png Cubaball some free nukes to scare away American invaders which pissed off USA-icon.png USAball and 54 years later they became friends again.

Shortly afterward, USAball started feeling wrong in the head when he went to Cubaball's clay, so he then said that Cuba is somehow damaging his brain with special technology, and now they are enemies again. Canadaball, despite being friends with Cuba for a long time, later said he had the same problem. Now, thanks to some science fiction, Cuba's only friends are the Bolivarian Alliance for the Americas, but many countries in said alliance are as troubled as him. Cubaball is also very sad over Fidel Castro's passing in 2016.

Flag Colors

The flag of Cuba has five stripes each alternating between blue and white and a red equilateral triangle on the left side with a five-pointed star. Some might argue that Cuba's flag was inspired by USA-icon.png USAball's flag, but others believe it to be an idea from Narciso López, one of the main liberators of Cuba from Spain.

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Air Force Blue 0, 42, 143 C100-M71-Y0-K44 #002A8F
White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
Philippine Red 207, 20, 43 C0-M90-Y79-K19 #CF142B

The blue stripes refer to the 3 old divisions of the island, the two white stripes represent strength and purity of ideas, and the red triangle stands for equality, fraternity, and freedom, as well as the blood of those who fought in the wars.

Relationships

Friends

  • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - ¡Che Guevara!
  • PuertoRico-icon.png Puerto Ricoball - Mi hermano más joven, I love him so much!! We can into similar flags!
  • Dominican-icon.png Dominican Republicball - Mi other hermano who loves beisbol, Te quiero mucho!.
  • Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball - EvoMorales-icon.pngCuba-icon (Castro).pngChe Guevara-icon.png - Evil Jeine Áñez, The freedom and human rights you brought to Bolivia are still ended by us, hahaha...
  • China-icon.png Chinaball - My comrade in East Asia. Big brother in common of Communism.
  • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - Same as China, we both hate the USA-icon.png Pig and his embargoes. But, NO TE ATREVAS A PROBAR NUKE! What's your problem that I have a Capitalist Amigo? Control your Government!
  • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - I absolutely love doing business with this comrade from far away Asia, but needs to be friends with China-icon.png Chinaball please
  • Nicaragua-icon.png NicaraguaballVenezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball - Mis hermanos anti imperialistas, Te quiero comrades.
  • Iran-icon.png Iranball, Syria-icon.png Syriaball, North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball, Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball, Sudan-icon.png Sudanball, Burundi-icon.png Burundiball and Zimbabwe-icon.png Zimbabweball - Other Comrades
  • China-icon.png ChinaballVietnam-icon.png Vietnamball, Laos-icon.png LaosballNorth Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - Comrades, We are the last 5 communist countries left.
  • India-icon.png Indiaball - 10000 ton wheat, 10000 ton of rice. Eternal friend, I can't say anything bad about him, he is real friendly.
  • Japan-icon.png Japanball - His product are imported here! Also his Anime called Charlotte filmed on my clay. Mucha Gracias!
  • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - You are an independent country, Israel is a puto for bullying you.
  • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - Kosovo jis Serbia.
  • Palau-icon.png Palauball - Mi amigo and a son of mi amiga Philippines-icon.png Filipinas who he's in Pacific Island now. I hope we will see each other soon.
  • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - I sent missionaries to her clay, before I went into communism. She is similar to me cause she is now removing USA-icon.png USAball. But then, she improved relations with him because of Donald Trump-icon.png Donald Trump. I can't hate her because she's one of my favorite hermanas. Also I heard that you into of datings with him again
  • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - My leader were best friend of Sukarno. But why did yuo ban communism?
  • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - He was my best friend forever, I'll never forget you comrade. You gave me some nukes to protect me from USA-icon.png Imperialist burger when he tried to invade me and remove communism out of my clay.
  • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - I am sorry that your padre passed away, but I’m glad that you are still following his policies.
  • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - Mi amigo since the Soviet times. I took his refugees from Ottoman-icon.png evil Ottomans for murdering his people, he also has many Armenians living in my clay during the past. Sadly, he has few numbers of Armenians now.
  • East Germany-icon.png East Germanyball - He's secretly alive in my basement. Shhhh.
  • Italy-icon.png Italyball - My medical workers will help you for COVID-19 Pandemic, Tio! I like your Pizza!
  • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball - This guy may be a NATO member but he is best friends with russia.
  • Nauru-icon.png Nauruball - Micronesian friend.

Neutrals

  • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Mi closest primo, he always buys my cigars and loves to come over and pay me a visit when I'm lonely, Te amo comrade SINCE 1976. But why, Justin Trudeau, you are still on the side of NATO and EU, NO!!!
  • Brazil-icon.png Brazilball - Primo and I built a port together on my clay. WHY YOU ELECTED BOLSONARO!? AND WHY YOU WANT REMOVE MIS MEDICOS OF YOUR PAÍS!?
  • USA-icon.pngUSAball - My father. He became evil from 2017 until 2020 when he finally removed Donald Trump-icon.png Donald Trump. I hope we can into good relations under Joe Biden-icon.png Joe Biden's administration. He still hates Venezuelaball tho......but who cares?
  • Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball - Mi media hermana was where Cuba-icon (Castro).png Fidel Castro and Che Guevara-icon.png Che Guevara met and planned my revolution!, She is still good friends with USA-icon.png imperialist! despite her divorce with him.
  • Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball- He was first a communist, but then with USA-icon.png IDIOTS influence, he left. He was also having a civil war with Eritrea-icon.png Eritreaball for a period of time. I do not like the fact that he left communism, but I do not hate him. I hope his economy and downright hunger times improve.
  • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - North Korea is my friend but South Korea esta bien, both Koreas are good. Quite much South Korean Tourists coming to me. Not a time to establish diplomatic relationship yet. Control your brother please!!  
  • Spain-icon.png Spainball - Madre who raised me before Murica-icon.png Papa. But I hate Kings REMOVE MONARCHY IMPERIALISM!! And of course, don't think I forgot when he went through a Francoist Spain-icon.png Fascist Phase.
  • Vatican-icon.png Vaticanball - Él help improve our relations between USA-icon.png gringo padre. But... ¡Jesus was un comunista! ¿Who did he choose to catch los peces (fishes)? ¡Sí! ¡Los pescadores (fishermen)!

Enemies

  • Coronavirus - In the name of we will REMOVE THAT VIRUS!
  • Cuba-icon (Batista).png Fulgencio Batista - TYRRANT!!! YOU WERE A PUPPET OF USA-icon.png USAball!!! GLAD THAT Cuba-icon (Castro).png FIDEL REMOVED YOU!!! YOU'LL ROT IN HELL FOR ALL OF YOUR CRIMES AGAINST THE BELOVED COUNTRY OF CUBA!
  • Donald Trump-icon.png Donald Trump - YOU ARE THE REASON RELATIONS WITH BURGER ARE DECLINING! I HATE YOU! ME AND USA-icon.png BURGER WERE GOING HAVE BETTER RELATIONS BUT YOU RUINED IT INSTEAD! REMOVE TRUMP! FUCK YOU AND YOUR CRIMINAL EMBARGOES AGAINST ME TOO! HAHA, YUO LOST!!!! JOE BIDEN STRONK!!!
  • Florida-icon.png Floridaball - I don't know why mi hermana hates me? 
  • Portugal-icon.png Portugalball - Tío hated me because he thought I was kidnapping and being a bad influence on Mozambique-icon.png Angola-icon.png His Sons.
  • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - He bullies my friend Palestineball. F**k off. You most lucky that u are together with Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball now.
  • OAS-icon.png OASball - ¿What the hell?
  • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - Mierda, I love Russia, not you! You now will be destroyed by Russland!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA! PUTO!! REMOVE SALO!
  • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - Fucking puppet of America!!! NATO puppet!!! Remove!!!!! Kosovo is Serbia 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸!!!!!
  • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - Stupid Bubble Tea! You're not real China! JAJAJAJAJ
  • Francoist Spain-icon.png Francoist Spain - YOU MIERDA FACIST PHASE!! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MADRE!! EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE EMBASSY ON MY CLAY.

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