Relations and opinions
THE WORST ADOPTIVE DADDY EVER!!!!!!!! (during Trump administration)
DONT CALL ME TERRORIST!!!!!!!! (Sometimes)
Telesur, Prensa Latina,Cigars (also his map is looks like a tobacco pipe),Havana Club Rum,Dairy products,Nukes, to respect his neutrality,Canadian tourists, Barack Obama (kind of), Baseball,Choncletas,Old things,Both Castro leaders,Christopher Columbus,Crocodiles,Bee Hummingbirds,Old American Cars,Rumba,Mojito,Dance:Bolero, Mambo,Cha-cha,Cubano sandwiches, Domino,Camila Cabelo, subway surf in cuba
|Republic of Cubaball|
Is of importants
Can into space?
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|“||¡Al combate, corred, bayameses!,
Que la patria os contempla orgullosa; No temáis una muerte gloriosa, Que morir por la patria es vivir.
— Himno de la Bayamesa
Cubaball, officially the
Castroist Republic of Cubaball, is a cube countryball in the Caribbean islands. The country is divided into 15 provinces, and 1 Special Municipality, including his capital Havanaball, giving it a total area of 42,426 square miles, making him the largest country in the Caribbean. With a population of 11.32 million as of 2021, Cuba ranks 82 in the most populous countries in the world.
Since his revolution, Cuba has been suspended from OASball due to making links with Soviet Unionball. However, it does maintain membership in UNball like almost every other nation in the world, and is a founding member of ALBAball.
Much like other socialist/communistballs, it does not do so well in regards to political or economic freedom. However, Cubaball can into having a high human development index, unlike his fellow counterparts. Despite the trade embargo placed on him by USAball, it has done well in regards to education and health - even becoming the first to eradicate mother to child transmission of HIV and syphilis in 2015.
Its national day can be either October 10 for when he declared independence from Spainball, or July 26, when it had his revolution.
The most popular way to represent Cubaball is with the countryball using a cigar and a military cap, which would be a reference to the late Fidel Castro, the country's former president.
Cubaball was a colony of Spainball, his mother until 1902 when USAball decided he didn't like Spainball growing sugar cane near his clay. So USAball invaded Cuba and made him a puppet to support capitalist American ideals. Then in 1959, he said capitalism was bad and said "FUCK CAPITALISM" and moved out of USAball's house into Soviet Unionball's home. Soviet Unionball then gave Cubaball some free nukes to scare away American invaders which pissed off USAball and 54 years later they became friends again.
Shortly afterward, USAball started feeling wrong in the head when he went to Cubaball's clay, so he then said that Cuba is somehow damaging his brain with special technology, and now they are enemies again. Canadaball, despite being friends with Cuba for a long time, later said he had the same problem. Now, thanks to some science fiction, Cuba's only friends are the Bolivarian Alliance for the Americas, but many countries in said alliance are as troubled as him. Cubaball is also very sad over Fidel Castro's passing in 2016.
The flag of Cuba has five stripes each alternating between blue and white and a red equilateral triangle on the left side with a five-pointed star. Some might argue that Cuba's flag was inspired by USAball's flag, but others believe it to be an idea from Narciso López, one of the main liberators of Cuba from Spain.
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The blue stripes refer to the 3 old divisions of the island, the two white stripes represent strength and purity of ideas, and the red triangle stands for equality, fraternity, and freedom, as well as the blood of those who fought in the wars.
- Argentinaball - ¡Che Guevara!
- Puerto Ricoball - Mi hermano más joven, I love him so much!! We can into similar flags!
- Dominican Republicball - Mi other hermano who loves beisbol, Te quiero mucho!.
- Boliviaball - - Evil Jeine Áñez, The freedom and human rights you brought to Bolivia are still ended by us, hahaha...
- Chinaball - My comrade in East Asia. Big brother in common of Communism.
- Vietnamball - I absolutely love doing business with this comrade from far away Asia, but needs to be friends with Chinaball please
- Nicaraguaball, Venezuelaball - Mis hermanos anti imperialistas, Te quiero comrades but one of them likes a burger puppet although I don't care.
- Iranball, Syriaball, North Koreaball, Myanmarball, Sudanball, Burundiball and Zimbabweball - Other Comrades
- Chinaball, Vietnamball, Laosball, North Koreaball - Comrades, We are the last 5 communist countries left.
- Indiaball - 10000 ton wheat, 10000 ton of rice. Eternal friend, I can't say anything bad about him, he is real friendly.
- Japanball - His product are imported here! Also his Anime called Charlotte filmed on my clay. Mucha Gracias!
- Palestineball - You are an independent country, Israel is a puto for bullying you.
- Serbiaball - Kosovo jis Serbia.
- Palauball - Mi amigo and a son of mi amiga Filipinas who he's in Pacific Island now. I hope we will see each other soon.
- Philippinesball - I sent missionaries to her clay, before I went into communism. She is similar to me cause she is now removing USAball. But then, she improved relations with him because of Donald Trump. I can't hate her because she's one of my favorite hermanas.
Also I heard that you into of datings with him again
- Indonesiaball - My leader were best friend of Sukarno. But why did yuo ban communism?
- Canadaball - Mi closest primo, he always buys my cigars and loves to come over and pay me a visit when I'm lonely, Te amo comrade SINCE 1976.
- UKball - Although you're friends with Burger, you opposed his embargoes on me, and we still have some relations. So we're fine I guess. Why are you capitalist??!!
- Soviet Unionball - He was my best friend forever, I'll never forget you comrade. You gave me some nukes to protect me from Imperialist burger when he tried to invade me and remove communism out of my clay.
- Russiaball - I am sorry that your padre passed away, but I’m glad that you are still following his policies.
- East Germanyball - He's secretly alive in my basement. Shhhh.
- Italyball - My medical workers will help you for COVID-19 Pandemic, Tio! I like your Pizza!
- Icelandball - This guy may be a NATO member but he is best friends with russia.
- Nauruball - Micronesian friend.
- Joe Biden - After what Trump did I think you can reverse that. Hope our relations improve overtime, new president of the US!
- Brazilball - Primo and I built a port together on my clay. WHY YOU ELECTED BOLSONARO!? AND WHY YOU WANT REMOVE MIS MEDICOS OF YOUR PAÍS!?
- USAball - My father. He became evil from 2017 until 2020 when he finally removed Donald Trump. I hope we can into good relations under Joe Biden's administration. He still hates Venezuelaball tho. WHAT IN THE MIERDA YOU DOING, PADRE? YUO TRYING TO DESTROYING YOUR CAPTIAL BUILDING?
- North Koreaball - Same as China, we both hate the Pig and his embargoes. But, NO TE ATREVAS A PROBAR NUKE! What's your problem that I have a Capitalist Amigo? Control your Government! You are my comrade though.
- Mexicoball - Mi media hermana was where Fidel Castro and Che Guevara met and planned my revolution!, She is still good friends with imperialist! despite her divorce with him.
- Ethiopiaball- He was first a communist, but then with IDIOTS influence, he left. He was also having a civil war with Eritreaball for a period of time. I do not like the fact that he left communism, but I do not hate him. I hope his economy and downright hunger times improve.
- South Koreaball - North Korea is my friend but South Korea esta bien, both Koreas are good. Quite much South Korean Tourists coming to me. Not a time to establish diplomatic relationship yet. Control your brother please!!
- Spainball - Madre who raised me before Papa. But I hate Kings REMOVE MONARCHY IMPERIALISM!! And of course, don't think I forgot when he went through a Fascist Phase.
- Vaticanball - Él help improve our relations between gringo padre. But... ¡Jesus was un comunista! ¿Who did he choose to catch los peces (fishes)? ¡Sí! ¡Los pescadores (fishermen)!
- Francoist Spain - Yuo of my amigo despite our differences. I declared 3 days of mourning in Cuba for yuo.
- Fulgencio Batista - TYRRANT!!! YOU WERE A PUPPET OF USAball!!! GLAD THAT FIDEL REMOVED YOU!!! YOU'LL ROT IN HELL FOR ALL OF YOUR CRIMES AGAINST THE BELOVED COUNTRY OF CUBA! YOU GUSANO!
- CSAball - What? I- I did not even exist when my dad killed yuo... And yet yuo hate me...
- Donald Trump - YOU ARE THE REASON RELATIONS WITH BURGER ARE DECLINING! I HATE YOU! ME AND BURGER WERE GOING HAVE BETTER RELATIONS BUT YOU RUINED IT INSTEAD! REMOVE TRUMP! FUCK YOU AND YOUR CRIMINAL EMBARGOES AGAINST ME TOO! HAHA, YUO LOST!!!! JOE BIDEN STRONK!!!
- Floridaball - I don't know why mi hermana hates me?
- Portugalball - Tío hated me because he thought I was kidnapping and being a bad influence on His Sons.
- Israelcube - He bullies my friend Palestineball. F**k off. You most lucky that u are together with Philippinesball now. Free Palestine now!!
- OASball - ¿What the hell?
- Franceball - She hates me for no reason.
- Libyaball - HOW DARE YOU KILL MY FRIEND LIBYAN ARAB JAMAHIRIYA!!
- Ukraineball - Mierda, I love Russia, not you! You now will be destroyed by Russland!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA! PUTO!! REMOVE SALO! CRIMEA IS RUSSIA!!!! UR A BURGER PUPPET
- Kosovoball - FUCKING PUPPET OF NATO AND AMERICA!!!!!!! KOSOVO IS SERBIA!!!!! REMOVE! REMOVE!!!!!!!!!!
- Molossiaball - Wh- What are yuo doing here?! You're finding East Germanyball? Well he's in my basement and YUO ARE DECLARING WAR ON ME FOR THAT?!
- CIA - He of trying to kill my leader 638 and still failed. What a joke!!