|“||There's one place where Cuba stands out head and shoulders above the rest - That is in its love for human rights and liberty!||”|
— Nelson Mandela
|“||Havana ooh na na...||”|
— Camila Cabello
Cubaball, officially the Republic of Cubaball, is a countryball in the Carribbean islands. The country is divided into 15 provinces, and 1 Special Municipality, including his capital Havanaball, giving him a total area of 2,426 square miles, making him the largest country in the Caribbean. With a population of 11.22 million as of 2017, Cuba ranks 80 in the most populous countries in the world.
Since his revolution, Cuba has been suspended from OASball due to making links with Soviet Unionball. However, he does maintain membership in UNball like almost every other nation in the world, and is a founding member of ALBAball.
Much like other socialist/communist governed balls, he does not do so well in regards to political or economic freedom. However, Cubaball can into having a high human development index unlike his fellow counterparts. Despite the trade embargo placed on him by USAball, he has done well in regards to education and health - even becoming the first to eradicate mother to child transmission of HIV and syphilis in 2015.
His national day can be either October 10 for when he declared independence from Spainball, or July 26, when he had his revolution.
Cubaball was a colony of Spainball, his mother until 1902 when USAball decided he didn't like Spainball growing sugar cane near his clay. So USAball invaded Cuba and made him a puppet to support capitalist American ideals. Then in 1959 he said capitalism was bad and said "FUCK CAPITALISM" and moved out of USAball's house into Soviet Unionball's home. Soviet Unionball then gave Cubaball some free nukes to scare away American invaders which pissed off USAball and 54 years later they became friends again.
Shortly afterwards, USAball started feeling wrong in the head when he went to Cubaball's clay, so he then said that Cuba is somehow damaging his brain with special technology, and now they are enemies again. Canadaball, despite being friends with Cuba for a long time, later said he had the same problem. Now, thanks to some science fiction, Cuba's only friends are the Bolivarian Alliance for the Americas, but many countries in said alliance are as troubled as him. Cubaball is also very sad over Fidel Castro's passing in 2016.
The flag of Cuba has five stripes each alternating between blue and white and a red equilateral triangle on the left side with a five pointed star. Some might argue that Cuba's flag was inspired by USAball's flag, but others believe it to be an idea from Narciso López, one of the main liberators of Cuba from Spain
|Air Force Blue||0, 42, 143||C100-M71-Y0-K44||#002A8F|
|White||255, 255, 255||N/A||#FFFFFF|
|Philippine Red||207, 20, 43||C0-M90-Y79-K19||#CF142B|
The blue stripes refer to the 3 old divisions of the island, the two white stripes represent strength and purity of ideas, and the red triangle stands for equality, fraternity, and freedom, as well as the blood of those who fought in the wars.
- Argentinaball - ¡Che Guevara!
- Boliviaball, Iranball, Nicaraguaball, North Koreaball, Venezuelaball, Myanmarball, Sudanball, South Sudanball, Syriaball, Burundiball Zimbabweball and Turkeyball - Anti Imperialist Squad and Other Comrades
- Canadaball - He is really friendly, he always buys my cigars and loves to come over and pay me a visit when I'm lonely, Te amo comrade SINCE 1976. VIVA JUSTIN TRUDEAU!!
- Chinaball, Laosball, Vietnamball, North Koreaball - Comrades. We the last 5 communist comrades since Sovietball died and Communism dying with other Communists converting to capitalism.
- East Germanyball - our former leader visited you and I give you an island as a gift. You Are True Germany!
you are still alive in my basement
- Indiaball - 10000 ton wheat, 10000 ton of rice. Eternal friend.
- Nauruball - Socialist comrade, I give aid, he hates burger.
- Indonesiaball - Our Leader is Best Friend.
- Palestineball and Western Saharaball - Comrades, You are of independent
- PDR Ethiopiaball - I helped him in his wars
- Philippinesball - I sent missionaries to his clay, before I went into communism. He is similar to me cause he is now removing USAball. But then, he improved relations with USAball because of Donald Trump. Despite this, we are still full brothers.
- Puerto Ricoball - My baby brother. I love him, and we can into similar flags. (Sorry about Hurricane Maria)
- Russiaball - His dad was our comrade and he is nice to us.
- Serbiaball - Kosovoball jis Serbia.
- Soviet Unionball - He was my best friend forever, I'll never forget you comrade. You gave me some nukes to protect me from Imperialist burger that tried to invade me and remove Communism out of my clay
- Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - He was a great friend who stood up to USAball, I gave him suppport and weapons, I miss him dearly. Please, come back soon!
- Brazilball - He and I built a port together on my clay. WHY YOU ELECTED BOLSONARO!? AND WHY YOU WANT REMOVE MIS MEDICOS OF YOUR PAÍS!?
- Mexicoball - He was where Fidel Castro and Che Guevara met and planned my revolution! But he is still good friends with imperialist!
- South Koreaball - North Korea is my friend but South Korea's Foreign Minister visited to me. Any Korea is good.
- Spainball - Madre who raised me before Papa. But I hate Kings REMOVE MONARCHY IMPERIALISM!! And of course don't thing I forgot when he went through a Fascist Phase.
- Sri Lankaball - If only I can be like him someday.
- Texasball - I take the "La Estrella Solitaria" (The Lone Star) on my flag from him. But he likes embargo, and of burger pig clay!
- Vaticanball - Él help improve our relations between gringo padre. But... ¡Jesus was un comunista! ¿Who did he choose to catch los peces (fishes)? ¡Sí! ¡Los pescadores (fishermen)!
- USAball - Relations have improved. But REMOVE TRUMP!!! Please remove him and the Republicans, they hate us! Trump also threatened to ban travel from me to you, and supports and enforces the wretched embargo! Also, Guantánamo Bay is NOT YOUR CLAY!
- Donald Trump - YOU SHALL NEVER GET REELECTED BECAUSE OF YOUR ESTÚPID BULLSHIT! YOU ARE THE REASON RELATIONS WITH BURGER ARE DECLINING! I HATE YOU! ME AND BURGER WERE GOING HAVE BETTER RELATIONS BUT YOU RUINED IT INSTEAD! REMOVE TRUMP!
- Portugalball - Hated me because he thought I was kidnapping and being a bad influence on His Sons
- Israelcube - He bullies my friend Palestineball.
- OASball - ¿What the hell?
- Ukraineball - You fucking shit, I love Russia, not you! You now will be destroyed by Russland!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA! FAK YOU!! REMOVE SALO!
- Ancient Greeceball - Great Great Grandfather
- SPQRball - Great Grandfather
- Western Roman Empireball - Grandfather
- Byzantine Empireball - Great Uncle
- Wallachiaball - Great Uncle
- Moldaviaball - Great Aunt
- Spainball - Mother
- Tainoball - Father
- Franceball - Aunt
- Italyball - Uncle
- Portugalball - Uncle
- Romaniaball - Uncle
- San Marinoball
- Germanyball - Uncle
- USAball - Adoptive Father/Half Brother
- Canadaball - Adoptive Uncle/Cousin
- Dominican Republicball - Brother who is of good capitalista
- Puerto Ricoball - Full Brother
- Andorraball - Half Brother
- Argentinaball - Half Brother
- Boliviaball - Half Brother
- Chileball - Half Brother
- Colombiaball - Half Brother
- Costa Ricaball - Half Brother
- Ecuadorball - Half Brother
- El Salvadorball - Half Brother
- Guatemalaball - Half Brother
- Hondurasball - Half Brother
- Mexicoball - Half Brother
- Nicaraguaball - Half Brother
- Panamaball - Half Brother
- Paraguayball - Half Brother
- Peruball - Half Brother
- Uruguayball - Half Brother
- Venezuelaball - Half Brother
- Equatorial Guineaball - Adoptive Sister
- Philippinesball - Adoptive Full Brother