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Cyprusball, officially known as Miley Cyrus the Republic of Cyprusball or Southern Cyprusball, is a divided countryball in Asia. He is split between Greece-icon Cyprus-icon Greek Cyprus, Turkey-icon Northern Cyprus-icon Turkeyball and UK-icon UKball Akrotiri and Dhekelia-icon (bases). He is a member of English-icon Commonwealthball.

Despite being located in Asia, Cyprusball can into EU-icon EU and active Euros too. Recently Cyprusball discovered oil. He is currently fed up with his land and maritime neighbours.


Prehistoric and Ancient Cyprusball

Cyprusball is believed to be first inhabited by 4-icon humans around 10,000 BC & 2-icon 2balls started to settle into villages from 8200 BC.

Interestingly, remains of a kitten were discovered buried with a human body in Cyprus-icon Cyprusball, estimated to be over 9000 years old. This pushes back the earliest known cat-human association significantly. Plenty of Pusheen cat-icon cats still reside on Cyprus-icon Cyprusball today.

In the 13th & 14th centuries BC Ancient Greece-icon Mycenaean Greeks began settling the island. During this time Cyprus-icon Cyprusball started to evolve a Greek character.

Afterwards, it was ruled by Assyria-icon Assyriaball for a century from 708 BC, then a brief rule under Ancient Egypt-icon Ancient Egyptball and eventually Achaemenid-icon Persian rule in 545 BC.

The island was conquered by Macedon-icon Alexander the Great in 333 BC. After the division of his Macedon-icon Empire, Cyprus-icon Cyprusball became part of Ptolemaic Egypt-icon Ptolemaic Egyptball. In 58 BC Cyprusball was acquired by the SPQR-icon Roman Republic.

Middle Ages

When the SPQR-icon Roman Empire was divided into Eastern and Western parts in 395, Cyprus-icon Cyprusball became part of the East Roman, or Byzantine-icon Byzantine Empireball, and would remain so for some 800 years.

Beginning in 649, Cyprus-icon Cyprusball suffered from devastating raids launched by Islam-icon Muslim armies from the Levant, which continued for the next 300 years. The island was fully or at least partially ruled by Umayyad-icon Umayyadball & Abbasid-icon Abbasidball. Byzantine-icon Byzantineball regained control in 965.

In  1191, during the Crusader-icon Third Crusade, Richard I of Francia-icon Normandyball and Francia-icon Englandball union captured Cyprus-icon Cyprusball, putting it under the control of the Kingdom of England-icon Kingdom of Englandball. Richard the Lionheart had also celebrated his wedding there & drank the oldest wine brand in the world. Afterall, Cyprusball is touristy! He finally sold Cyprus-icon Cyprusball to Lusignanball (ex king of Francia-icon Kingdom of Jerusalemball, from Kingdom of France-icon Franceball's house).

In a string of events a Crusader-icon Crusader state of the Kingdom of Cyprus-icon Kingdom of Cyprusball was established & recognised by the HRE-icon Holy Roman Empireball.  Sometimes during the Middle Ages, Kingdom of France-icon Franceball friendly visited him during her expeditions against kebabs.

Following the death of the last Kingdom of Cyprus-icon Cypriot King in 1473, the Venice-icon Republic of Veniceball assumed control of the island. Venice-icon Venice formally anshlußed Cyprusball in 1489. The Venetians fortified Nicosia-icon Nicosiaball by building walls. Throughout Venetian rule, the Ottoman-icon Ottoman Empireball frequently raided Cyprus. In 1539 the Ottoman-icon Ottomans destroyed Limassolball and so fearing the worst, the Venice-icon Venetians also fortified Famagustaball and Kyreniaball.

Ottoman Rule

In 1570, a full-scale Ottoman-icon Ottoman invasion brought the island under Ottoman control, despite stiff resistance by Nicosiaball and Famagustaball. Ottoman-icon Ottomanball massacred many Hellenic State-icon Greek and Armenia-icon Armeniaballs. Soldiers who fought in the conquest settled on the island and Turkey-icon Turkish peasants and craftsmen were brought to the island from Ottoman-icon Anatolia. A Islam-icon Muslim community began to form.

Ottoman-icon Ottoman rule of Cyprus-icon Cyprusball was at times indifferent (mediocre/no attention paid), at times oppressive, depending on the temperaments of the Sultans and local officials. The island began over 250 years of economic decline.

As soon as the Greek War of Independence broke out in 1821, several Greek Cypriots left for Greece to join the Greek forces. In response, the Ottoman-icon Ottoman governor of Cyprusball arrested and executed 500 Hellenic State-icon Greek Cypriots. The Ottoman oppression led to uprisings by both Hellenic State-icon Greek and Turkey-icon Turkish Cypriots, but with little success. After centuries of neglect by the Ottoman-icon Turks, the ruthless poverty of most of the balls & the taxes fuelled Hellenic State-icon Greek nationalism, and by the 20th-century idea of enosis, alas union with newly independent Hellenic State-icon Hellenic Republicball was firmly rooted among Greek Cypriots.

British Rule

Timeline of Cyprus (Scenario 2)

Modern history of Cyprusball

In the aftermath of the Russo-Turkish War (1877-1878), Cyprus-icon Cyprusball was leased to the British Empire-icon British Empire which de facto took over its administration in 1878 (although Cyprusball remained an Ottoman territory until 1914) in exchange for guarantees that UK-icon UKball would use the island to protect the Ottoman-icon Ottoman Empireball against possible Russian-Empire-icon Russian aggression.

Cyprus-icon Cyprusball would serve UK-icon Britain as a key military base for its colonial routes. By 1906, when the Famagustaball harbour was completed, Cyprus-icon Cyprusball was a naval outpost overlooking the Suez Canal, the crucial main route to British Raj-icon India. Following the outbreak of the WW1 and the decision of the Ottoman-icon Ottoman Empireball to join the Central Powers; on 5 November 1914, the British Empire-icon British Empire formally anschlußed British Cyprus-icon Cyprusball and declared it a UK-icon British protectorate.

In 1915, UK-icon British offered British Cyprus-icon Cyprusball to Hellenic State-icon Greece on condition that Hellenic State-icon Greece would join WW1 on the side of the UK-icon British, which was declined. In 1923 Turkey-icon Turks relinquished any claim to British Cyprus-icon Cyprusball, and in 1925 it was declared a British crown colony. Many Greek and Turkish Cypriots fought in the British Army during both world wars.

The Hellenic State-icon Greek Cypriot population, meanwhile, had become hopeful that the UK-icon British administration would lead to enosis. The Northern Cyprus-icon Turkish Cypriots were skeptical of the situation which escalated in the 1950s into protests for the partition of the island but it was later eased off. In January 1950, the Cyprus-icon Church of Cyprusball organized a referendum (with no Turkey-icon Turkish participation), where 96% of the participating Hellenic State-icon Greeks voted in favour of enosis.


British Cyprus-icon British Cyprusball ended its existence on 16 August 1960 when the Cyprus-icon The Republic of Cyprusball was established. (Except for Akrotiri and Dhekelia-icon Akrotiri and Dhekeliaball)

Intercommunal violence erupted in 1963, which resulted in the death of 538 people, destruction of 109 Turkey-icon Turkish Cypriot or mixed villages and displacement of 27'000 Turkey-icon Turkish Cypriots.

The Hellenic State-icon Greek Cypriots still believed that enosis was their final goal.

1974 coup, Turkish invasion and division


On 15 July 1974, the Greece-icon Greek military junta carried out a coup d'état in Cyprus-icon Cyprus, to unite the island with Greece-icon Greeceball. In response to the coup, five days later, the Turkey-icon Turkish army invaded the island, citing a right to intervene from the 1960 Treaty of Guarantee. This justification has been rejected by the UN-icon United Nations and the international community.

International pressure led to a ceasefire, and by then 36% of the island had been taken over by the Turkey-icon Turks and 180,000 Hellenic State-icon Greek Cypriots had been evicted from their homes in the north.


After the restoration of order in December 1974, Turkey-icon Turkish troops remained, occupying the northeastern portion of the island. In 1983, the Northern Cyprus-icon Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprusball was proclaimed, which is recognised only by Turkey-icon Turkeyball. Around 150,000 settlers from Turkey-icon Turkeyball are believed to be living in the north.

The last major effort to settle the Cyprusball dispute was the Annan Plan in 2004 aka United Republic of Cyprus-icon United Republic of Cyprusball but it was rejected by two-thirds of the voters.

On 1 May 2004, Cyprus-icon Cyprusball joined the EU-icon EUball, together with 9 other countryballs. In July 2006, the island served as a haven for people fleeing Lebanon-icon Lebanonball, due to the conflict between Israel-icon Israelcube and Hezbollah-icon Hezbollahball.

Cyprus is landloss

Efforts have been made to enhance freedom of movement between the two sides. In April 2003, Northern Cyprus-icon Northern Cyprusball eased border restrictions, permitting Cyprus-icon Cypriots to cross between the two sides for the first time in 30 years. In March 2008, a wall that had stood between the Cyprus-icon Republic of Cyprusball and the UN-icon UN buffer zone was demolished & the Ledra Street was reopened.

In 2013 Cyprus-icon Cyprusball experienced an economic crisis when the government effectively stole the money from citizenballs to overcome the situation.

Now Cyprus-icon Cyprusball enjoys an influx of tourists every year, especially from UK-icon UKball and Russia-icon Russiaball.

Northern Cyprus-icon North and Cyprus-icon South relaunched reunification talks on 15 May 2015, however, they are presently in a bit of stagnation. And only time knows what is awaiting the island in the future.

Cyprus is one!

Flag Colors

White 255, 255, 255 C0-M0-Y0-K0 #FFFFFF
Copper Brown 213, 120, 0 C0-M0.436-Y1-K0.164 #D57800
Olive Green 78, 91, 49 C0.142-M0-Y0.461-K0.643 #4E5B31

Relationships (Σχέσεις/Schéseis)

Friends/ (Οι φιλοι/Oi filoi)

  • Greece-icon Greeceball - Brother and best friend! Habitually swaps 12 points with each other at Eurovision. We share the same anthem as well, with different lyrics. But why have you installed a dictatorship on my island and let the Turks invade? Why did yuo do that? WHY?!
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - Good friend. Your tourists are welcomed! Made 5-Mins Crafts.
  • Malta-icon Maltaball - Little Mediterranean step-sister. Wants to get noticed by Yurop too.
  • Byzantine-icon Byzantineball - Daddy.
  • Armenia-icon Armeniaball - An old friend with a similar distaste for kebab. Remembers his uncle Ciliciaball well.
  • USA-icon USAball - Please help me reunite with Fake Cyprus, why didn't you stop kebab invading? HEY I'M NOT MILEY CYRUS!
  • Czech-icon Czechball - Oh Czechy, you seem so sympathetic!
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball - Both Orthodox and Removes Kebab.
  • Romania-icon Romaniaball - Both Orthodox and Greece's friend.
  • Germany-icon Germanyball - Am waiting for your touristas! And euros
  • Iceland-icon Icelandball - Thanks for the 12 points in Yurovision 1989 and 1997.
    • Iceland-icon - You're welcome.
  • EU-icon EUball - Ye, Yurop! plize forgive denbts.
  • UN-icon UNball - I guess he's just of a peacekeeper. Better than tea bags bossing me around!
  • Crete-icon Creteball - My little brother. I love your culture and food. We even speak with similar accents. We also both have sunny beaches, hot summers, and more. The problem is that we have slightly different personalities, otherwise, we would be identical.
  • Lebanon-icon Lebanonball - He has been friends with me and Greece since he was Phoenician. He's really good friends with Armenia and also hates kebab. Also sorry about your explosion, I felt it too.[1]

Neutral (Ουδέτερος/Oudéteros)

  • UK-icon UKball/ Akrotiri and Dhekelia-icon Akrotiri and Dhekeliaball - Stupid Tea still won't apologize nor help to try and reunify the island! However, they helped with education, infrastructure, bring lots of very noisy and drunk touristes euros every year & they're much better than Ottoman-icon Ottomans! So s'agapo a bit.
  • Venice-icon Veniceball - Well, your feudalism wasn't of nice, but at least you're not Ottoman-icon Ottomanball!
  • Tunisia-icon Tunisiaball - I am actually fine with Tunisia. At least he is Malta's real brother, dislikes kebab and doesn't recognize fake Cyprus. But he becomes of very angry if I confuse him with Turkeyball.
  • Algeria-icon Algeriaball - Tunisia's friend is my friend. Doesn't support fake Cyprus as well.
  • Israel-icon Israelcube - Thanks for traidings with me, but I am the real winner of ESC 2018, not you.
  • Northern Cyprus-icon Northern Cyprusball - FAKE KEBAB CYPRUS! Uses Hellenic heritage to grab tourist-money.But I want to reunifying wtih you, sometime...

Enemies (Εχθροί/Echthroí)




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