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Czechiaball, officially the Czech Republicball or Bohemiaball, is a countryball located in Central Europe. His clay is landlocked, bordered by Poland-icon Polandball to the North, Austria-icon Austriaball to the South, Slovakia-icon Slovakiaball to the East, and Germany-icon Germanyball to the West. The country is divided into 13 regions, with his capital Warsaw-icon Pragueball located in the Western half of the country, giving him a total area of about 30,450 square miles, making him the 113th largest country in the world. As of 2018, he maintains a population of about 10.62 million inhabitants.

Like most other former communist states, after the Soviet-icon Soviet Union collapsed, Czechia decided to join EU-icon EUball and NATO-icon NATOball to gain protection from Russia-icon Russiaball. Czechia is also a member in the Visegrád Group-icon Visegrád Groupball, being in central Europe, as well as the UN-icon UNball like almost every other country.

Czechia is often seen as the most stable and prosperous of all the post-communist states of Europe. While he has had a rough history, being part of several different kingdoms, duchies, empires, and unions, he was still able to keep his sense of nationalistic central European Slavic identity, making him one of the more peaceful Slavs of Europe.

His national day is January 1st.

History

We are told that this ball started as a Samoball, Samoball formed a union for the market only and haven't even dreamed about being a kingdom. When Czechball realized that Samo Empireball isn't enough he turned to Great Moravia-icon Great Moraviaball, he decided to have dukes and be as powerful as hell. But inside that Great Moraviaball was a smaller Bohemiaball, Moraviaball, and Nitraball (on Slovakia). After some years this kingdom included Hungary-icon Hungaryball, HRE-icon Holy Roman Empireball and Poland-icon Polandball. When he became bored of this he started a war with Vatican-icon Vaticanball, took farmers, women, and children and kicked asses during the four crusades. After that Czechball became calmer and took a nap, during this nap someone moved him in with Jagiellonianball, he wasn't even bothered, Slav master is a friend. After that he became very lazy and when Jagellonianball decided to give itself to Austrian Empire-icon Habsburgball. Czechball hasn't even moved a finger. Since then he had waited to someone beat Austrian Empire-icon Habsburgball and finally, in 1918 he turned into Czech-icon Czechoslovakiaball, enjoyed this for a few years until the Nazi-icon Naziball said: "You ist mein now" and Allies were like:" Is good, no war" But Nazi-icon Naziball was also like: "No, you are nich of being Tcheckienslovakien, now du bist of Böhmen und Mähren!" Czechoslovakiaball was all like: "Ok ok just no violance". And then there was the war... Few years after Soviet-icon USSRball decided to make Czechoslovakiaball socialist. He was grateful to Soviet-icon USSRball but he wasn't that friend which he claims to be and after Czechoslovakiaball tried to go his own way, Soviet-icon USSRball slaved him for 40 years. In 1989 he's got pissed and got rid of Soviet-icon USSRball, Four years after that, Slovakiaball decided to leave him. Since then Czech Republicball was bored and felt alone so one day he decides to visit EU-icon EUball and his friends and eventually he decide to stay them. Actually is Czech Republicball interesting with 3 presidents Vaclav Havel, writer and humanist, Vaclav Klaus, who stole pen and Milos Zeman with his funny English language or drink alcohol.

In 2016, Czech Republicball changed its name to Czechiaball, yet most still call Czechiaball Czech Republicball (despite the name change).

In 2020, relations between Czechiaball and Taiwan-icon Taiwanball became softer and more friendlier. Miloš Vystrčil once said, 'I believe that Taiwan is a free and democratic country. I believe that free and democratic countries have the right and obligation to cooperate with one another. This is why I have issued an invitation to the speaker of Taiwan’s Legislative Yuan, inviting him to lead a delegation to visit the senate of the Czech Republic so that our two countries can continue our cooperation.'  Vystrcil emphasized that he had done nothing wrong. He said he did not feel he had infringed on the “One China” policy, as the Czech Republicball defines it. He said that China has its interpretation of the policy, but that other countries have the right to see it differently.

Flag Color

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Dark Cerulean 17,69,126 C98-M68-Y17-K16 #11457E
White 255,255,255 N/A #FFFFFF
Red 215,20,26 C5-M94-Y99-K1 #D7141A

Cities

Relationships/Vztahy

Friends/Přátelé

  • Slovakia-icon Slovakiaball - Best friend and twin sister. Our languages are very similar. WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?
  • Czech-icon Czechoslovakiaball - Son with Slovakia.
  • Liberland-icon Liberlandball - Son. But why aren't you real?
  • 🍺 Beer - Who needs balls with your gold friend.
  • Austria-icon Austriaball - Old friend (But I still remember Austria-Hungary.)
  • Hungary-icon Hungaryball - Visegrád 4 stronk!!
  • Poland-icon Polandball - He is the other Westernmost slav. We are strong partners in peacekeeping. Gratulacje Poland! Happy 100th anniversary to you. I WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE RUSSIAN BASTARD WITH NATO!
  • Croatia-icon Croatiaball - Favorite holiday destination. (Can't wait for summer!)
  • Germany-icon Germanyball - My good old beer friend. Thanks for getting me into the EU but you are also scary. Don't give me that nightmare again. I'm still watching you.
  • Mongolia-icon Mongoliaball - After China, my favorite Asian buddy. We were very good friends and business partners. (and still are).
  • Israel-icon Israelcube - We are good friends (he bought weapons from me and I recognize Jerusalem as his capital).
  • Vietnam-icon Vietnamball - Friends ever since with trading of humans. He calls me Séc all the time, and believe in Sex Republic stereotype.
  • Romania-icon Romaniaball - Latin Beer buddy. I like his Dacia cars and he likes my Škoda cars too.
  • Taiwan-icon Taiwanball- Good Asian friend. I met him in 2020 and we have informal relations to continue our friendship without official ties. You are not the real China, but you are a functionally independent country.
  • Angola-icon Angolaball - We were very good partners, when we both were communists.
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball - He's good Slavic friend and good Kebab remover (when he doesn't mention a word about genocide)
  • Slovenia-icon Sloveniaball .- Pls, join Visegrad my GermanicSlavic friend.
  • Ukraine-icon Ukraineball - Best supportive brother! I will defend you from the Russians just like what happened to me in 1968!
  • USA-icon USAball - Playing hockey with the Americans is great! We respect Trump since he respects Milos Zeman. We play a role in peacekeeping. GG man you win this time 3-2 in hockey (IIHF 2018).
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - Playing hockey with Canada is fun! We like Canadians and they like us! Maple Syrup is great! I support you over China and Russia!
  • Cyprus-icon Cyprusball - Nothing special, we just get along very well.

Neutral/Frenemies/Neutrální

  • China-icon Chinaball - Hey, why are you mad at me? Is it because I became friends with your older brother Taiwan? It's okay, you're still my friend and one of my biggest trading partners but just, let me hang out with Taiwan for a little bit. He's so nice. Also do me a favour by impacting the Hong Kong security law.
  • EU-icon EUball - He is good money gibber, but he is also annoying (he wants to send refugees to my country without my consent!)
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - (North Korea buys weapons and guns from Czechia). He's making peace with the South which is a sign of relief.

Enemies/Nepřátelé

  • Coronavirus - FUCK YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME WUHAN!!! YOU INFECTED EUROPE ALREADY!!!!!
  • Czech-icon Czechiaball - I am sometimes insane when I drink with either Russia (Abuser) or Poland! (Neighbor)
  • Czech-icon Warm beer - Even best friend can turn into enemy. If the beer is hot, archenemy is triggered.
  • Liechtenstein-icon Liechtensteinball - Go away, I will keep MY castles!
  • Soviet-iconTorturer - Worse nightmare ever, I will remember you for bringing shame to my country in 1968.
  • Slovakia-icon Slovakiaball - (Only in hockey) - 2003, 2007 and 2012 was a proud defeat for my team. We beated them back however in a 3-2 OVERTIME. Yay we all played well :)
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - We have a lot in common, but he is also a little aggressive (I'm sometimes scared of him). Yeah, and we both love ice hockey. We hate each other now since the UK attack on the Skirpals and the fact that I had to expell three Russian diplomats. YOU ARE THE WORST ON POLITICS PUTIN! YOU SUCK (stojíte za prd!) AND STAY AWAY FROM POLAND AND CANADA! CANADA IS TELLING EVERYONE ABOUT YOU AND CHINA EVIL AMBITION OVER POLAND AND HIM! I WILL SIDE WITH NATO OVER YOU!
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - I'm sorry for stole your flag i did'nt know you made it in 1919 and i realized you made the flag in 1898 im sorry plz. forgive me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Wake Island-icon Wake Islandball - What a copy cat! Your not even Czech bro. Unless I make you one.
  • Nazi-icon GENOCIDER- One of my worst nightmares EVER! Do not remind me of the past or I will cry in bed with Poland. (Who always comforts me and was also a victim).
  • ReichTime Reichtangle - OH MOTHER OF GOD (FAINTS). 
  • HRE-icon Holy Roman Empireball - Same as Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball and ReichTimeReichtangle.
  • Austrian Empire-icon Austrian Empireball - Same as HRE-icon Holy Roman Empireball
  • Austria-Hungary-icon Austria-Hungaryball - same as Austrian Empire-icon Austrian Empireball.
  • ISIS-icon ISISball - Go somewhere else with your muslim craziness such as Pakistan or some other desert countries.
  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball (In football) - defeated me in euro 2008 and euro 2016 with 3-2 and 2-0 but also don't forget i won 4-0 from you so hahahahahah but yuor kebab is tasty.

Quotes

  • "We can win in Hockey :) Můžeme vyhrát v hokeji :)"
  • "Slovakiaball is my brother and im loving him!"
  • "Miloš Zeman is alcoholic."
  • "Vepřo knedlo zelo best food (It means pork, dumplings and cabbage)"
  • I PLAY POKÉMON GO EVERYDAY...

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