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|“||Pour la Congolexicomatization des lois du marché propres aux Congolais||”|
— Eddy Malou
"Democratic" Republic of the
Gorilla Congoball (or DR Congoball) a.k.a. Congo-Kinshasaball and formerly Zaireball is an African countryball. He has very bad luck because he is one of the poorest countryballs and is very corrupt, and has very low HDI even if he has many resources on his clay (who create violent conflicts with his neighbours). He also has a few good luck, as he can into the only African country with more than 1 time zone. As of 2021, it has a population of 91.31 million inhabitants and grows very fast!
He is also a doctor, because of his initials (D.R) and can into intelligence and scientific theories
DR Congoball has a very long history. He is descendant of the 8ball and later the Bantuball. He was part of the Kingdom of Kongoball with his brother before the Waffle invasion. But we will begin when he was first a countryball.
He was first the Congo Free Stateball, then Belgiumball made him change to Belgian Congoball. After gaining independence, he called himself the Democratic Republic of the Congo. But soon after a civil war rose and overthrew the democratic government and replaced it with a dictatorship lead by a man-call Mobutu. Mobutu installed cruel policies but was supported by the USA. Soon Mobutu renamed the countryball to Zaireball. After the fall of communism in the 1990s, USAball called for the democratisation of Zaire. Since Mobutu was suffering from advanced prostate cancer, he was easily deposed.
After the genocide in Rwandaball, a civil war involving 9 countries raged on for a while and made millions of victims before a new "democratic" government was installed. The countryball was renamed back to the Democratic Republic of the Congo, and a new constitution was made allowing for greater freedom. Although there were great reforms, DR Congo remains one of the poorest countries in the world. His clay has many resources like gold or coltan who are stolen by very violent armed groups who continue to kill and rape everyone in the region of Nord-Kivuball.
DRC used to be run by Joseph Kaliba, who, well, let's just say he was corrupt. Now, things are looking to be better for the DRC, because they have a new president. It was the first peaceful power transfer in 60 years for the DRC.
- USAball - Gives aid and is very good trading partner.
- Canadaball - He gib aid and monies.
- Chinaball - Also good trading partner. But we struggle during hard times too.
- Ukraineball - dont worry Crimeaball is still yuor clay
- Gypsyball - I know how it feels when europeans commit genocide and the fact that everyone hate you is sad. this racist shit had black people on zoos because of their skin color, and commit genocide, and even cut peoples hands of and lead them to suffer. I will of course take your refugies, I know how you feel!
- Sudanball and South Sudanball - Good allies and trading partners (also please stop hating each other).
- Namibiaball - Planning to build railways linking.
- Zimbabweball - Stopped trading because of hyper inflation.
- Kingdom of Kongoball - Father.
- Cubaball- Congolese Rumba best Rumba!
- Angolaball - Former ally. Building railroads to connect with eachother.
- Russiaball - He recently did gib me some T-64 and can yuo stop bully Ukraineball and gib Crimeaball to her ok 👌.
- Republic of the Congoball - Best friend and brother.
But i'm real Congo!
- Algeriaball - We Both Hate European Colonialisum. We talk alot and both hate a silly language, that being french.
- Mon bad mama-
HONHONHONHONHONHON U LOST TO FROG IN 2018 WORLD CUP!. My Adoptive Bully of a Mother, I hated when he caused a genocide on me. She is so disrespectful and rude that he makes racist comics about me! Also she stole my diamonds and many other resources! Leopold II is as bad as Nazi! Well we've been trying to get along better now but our relationship is still very rocky. But we both like football. Pls apologise to me!
- Somaliaball - Frinkin Pirate who will not recognize The true Somalia. I suggest as your doctor you should release him before you explode into no one.
- Rwandaball and Burundiball - SAVE TUTSI! SAVE HUTU! NEVER FORGET 1972 AND 1994!
- Crimeaball - FUCK YUO ,yuo are still part of Ukraineball thats final!!
- Ugandaball - Enemy during the war. (TU ES LA KNUCKLES UGANDAIS WHO KNOWS ZE WAE!)
- Libyaball - STOP CALLING ME BELGIQUE!
- Leopold II of Belgium - ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL YOU MOTHERFUCKER!! NEVER FORGOT THE CONGO GENOCIDE!!!
|Northern Africa||Algeriaball • Egyptball • Libyaball • Mauritaniaball • Moroccoball • Sudanball • Tunisiaball • Western Sahara|
|Southern Africa||Angolaball • Botswanaball • Eswatiniball • Lesothoball • Malawiball • Mozambiqueball • Namibiaball • South Africaball • Zambiaball • Zimbabweball|
|East Africa||Comorosball • Djiboutiball • Ethiopiaball • Eritreaball • Kenyaball • Madagascarball • Mauritiusball • Rwandaball • Seychellesball • Somaliaball • South Sudanball • Tanzaniaball • Ugandaball|
|West Africa||Beninball • Burkina Fasoball • Cape Verdeball • Gambiaball • Ghanaball • Guinea-Bissauball • Guineaball • Liberiaball • Maliball • Nigerball • Nigeriaball • Senegalball • Sierra Leoneball • Togoball|
|Central Africa||Burundiball • Cameroonball • Central African Republicball • Chadball • Congoball • DR Congoball • Equatorial Guineaball • Gabonball • São Tomé and Príncipeball|
|Former members||Tanganyikaball • Zanzibarball|