Pour la Congolexicomatization des lois du marché propres aux Congolais
 
— Eddy Malou

"Democratic" Republic of the Gorilla Congoball (or DR Congoball) a.k.a. Congo-Kinshasaball and formerly Zaire-icon.png Zaireball is an African countryball. He has very bad luck because he is one of the poorest countryballs and is very corrupt, and has very low HDI even if he has many resources on his clay (who create violent conflicts with his neighbours). He also has a few good luck, as he can into the only African country with more than 1 time zone. As of 2021, it has a population of 91.31 million inhabitants and grows very fast!

He is also a doctor, because of his initials (D.R) and can into intelligence and scientific theories lies

History

DR Congoball has a very long history. He is descendant of the 8-icon.png 8ball and later the Bantu-icon.png Bantuball. He was part of the Kingdom of Congo-icon.png Kingdom of Kongoball with his brother before the Waffle invasion. But we will begin when he was first a countryball.

He was first the Congo Free State-icon.png Congo Free Stateball, then Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball made him change to Belgian Congo-icon.png Belgian Congoball. After gaining independence, he called himself the Democratic Republic of the Congo. But soon after a civil war rose and overthrew the democratic government and replaced it with a dictatorship lead by a man-call Mobutu. Mobutu installed cruel policies but was supported by the USA. Soon Mobutu renamed the countryball to Zaire-icon.png Zaireball. After the fall of communism in the 1990s, USAball called for the democratisation of Zaire. Since Mobutu was suffering from advanced prostate cancer, he was easily deposed.

After the genocide in Rwanda-icon.png Rwandaball, a civil war involving 9 countries raged on for a while and made millions of victims before a new "democratic" government was installed. The countryball was renamed back to the Democratic Republic of the Congo, and a new constitution was made allowing for greater freedom. Although there were great reforms, DR Congo remains one of the poorest countries in the world. His clay has many resources like gold or coltan who are stolen by very violent armed groups who continue to kill and rape everyone in the region of DR Congo-icon (division).png Nord-Kivuball.

DRC used to be run by Joseph Kaliba, who, well, let's just say he was corrupt. Now, things are looking to be better for the DRC, because they have a new president. It was the first peaceful power transfer in 60 years for the DRC.

Relationships

Friends/Neutral

  • USA-icon.png USAball - Gives aid and is very good trading partner.
  • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - He gib aid and monies.
  • China-icon.png Chinaball - Also good trading partner. But we struggle during hard times too.
  • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - dont worry Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball is still yuor clay
  • Gypsy-icon.png Gypsyball - I know how it feels when europeans commit genocide and the fact that everyone hate you is sad. Belgium-icon.png this racist shit had black people on zoos because of their skin color, and commit genocide, and even cut peoples hands of and lead them to suffer. I will of course take your refugies, I know how you feel!
  • Sudan-icon.png Sudanball and South Sudan-icon.png South Sudanball - Good allies and trading partners (also please stop hating each other).
  • Namibia-icon.png Namibiaball - Planning to build railways linking.
  • Zimbabwe-icon.png Zimbabweball - Stopped trading because of hyper inflation.
  • Kingdom of Kongoball - Father.
  • Cuba-icon.png Cubaball- Congolese Rumba best Rumba!
  • Angola-icon.png Angolaball - Former ally. Building railroads to connect with eachother. 
  • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - He recently did gib me some T-64 and can yuo stop bully Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball and gib Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball to her ok 👌.
  • Congo-icon.png Republic of the Congoball - Best friend and brother. But i'm real Congo!
  • Algeria-icon.png Algeriaball - We Both Hate European Colonialisum. We talk alot and both hate a silly language, that being french.

Enemies

  • Belgium-icon.png Mon bad mama- HONHONHONHONHONHON U LOST TO France-icon.png FROG IN 2018 WORLD CUP!. My Adoptive Bully of a Mother, I hated when he caused a genocide on me. She is so disrespectful and rude that he makes racist comics about me! Also she stole my diamonds and many other resources! Leopold II is as bad as Nazi! Well we've been trying to get along better now but our relationship is still very rocky. But we both like football. Pls apologise to me!
  • Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball - Frinkin Pirate who will not recognize Somaliland-icon.png The true Somalia. I suggest as your doctor you should release him before you explode into no one.
  • Rwanda-icon.png Rwandaball and Burundi-icon.png Burundiball - SAVE TUTSI! SAVE HUTU! NEVER FORGET 1972 AND 1994!
  • Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball - FUCK YUO ,yuo are still part of Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball thats final!!
  • Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball - Enemy during the war. (TU ES LA KNUCKLES UGANDAIS WHO KNOWS ZE WAE!)
  • Libya-icon.png Libyaball - STOP CALLING ME BELGIQUE!
  • Leopold II of Belgium-icon.png Leopold II of Belgium - ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL YOU MOTHERFUCKER!! NEVER FORGOT THE CONGO GENOCIDE!!!

Gallery

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