Jeg elsker Legø!
— Denmarkball, expressing his love for Legos

No, YØU gib clay!

Once I was seven years old, My momma told me:"Go make yourself some friends or you'll be lønely." Once I was seven years old...
— Lukas Graham

Denmarkballdoesn’t exist , øfficially the Kingdøm øf Høt Wømen Jøhn Dillermand Denmarkbrickball, is a happy Denmark-icon (LEGO).pngblock of LegøDenmark-icon (LEGO).png or Train runner cøuntryball in Nørthern Eurøpe. He børders ønly øne cøuntryball, that being Germany-icon.png Germanyball tø his søuth, although he is very cløse to the søuthern tip øf Sweden-icon.png Swedenball and is cønnected tø Sweden-icon.png Swedenball's cityball øf Malmöball with the Øresund Bridge. The cøuntryball is divided intø 5 regiønballs, with the capital øf Copenhagen-icon.png Copenhagenball løcated on Zealandball (Denmark), giving him a tøtal area of 42 933 square kilometers (Nøt including Faroe-icon.png Faroe Islandsball and Greenland-icon.png Greenlandball), making him the 130th largest countryball in the wørld. As of 2019, his pøpulatiøn has abøut 5.806 milliøn inhabitants.

Being geøgraphically in Eurøpe, as well as being a Nørdic cøuntryball, Westernized søvereign natiøn, gives Denmarkball the ability to join the EU-icon.png EUball, NATO-icon.png NATOball, and of course the Kalmar Union-icon.png Nordic Councilball. He is alsø a member of UN-icon.png UNball like almost every other cøuntryball in the world. Denmarkball is nørmally regarded as øne of the happiest overall countryballs in the world. His citizens enjøy a high standard of living, fine educatiøn, great welfare, and prøtect human rights. He has øne of the least cørrupt governments in the wørld and is the fifth møst developed in the world, even using new ways to develøp less polluting energy søurces, such as windmills. While he has a weak military, he keeps a large number of friends cløse with almøst nø need for self-defense. His natiønal day is June 5th.


Ages agø, Denmarkball was another Vikingball pillaging Europe with his brøther and sister, Norway-icon.png Norwayball and Sweden-icon.png Swedenball. The bløødlust of Denmarkball was unmatched and as a result, Denmarkball found himself drawn into the multiple cønflicts ravaging Europe. Unførtunately for Denmarkball, he did nøt always come out on tøp, and after a humiliating defeat against Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball and Austria-icon.png Austriaball in 1864, Denmarkball's personality changed. Having little territory left to lose, Denmarkball sought a way of neutrality and strived to keep out of all conflicts. Magnus the Good was the ruler from the 1040s-1050s. At the time, Denmark had both Norway and itself. He divided it so Harald Hardrada ruled Norway and Sweyn Estridson ruled Denmark. They would be divided for some time. Denmark stayed out of the First World War successfully.

Wørld War II

At the start of WWII, Denmarkball tried to maintain his neutral status. However, Denmarkball was swiftly invaded and occupied by Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball during the Second World War following a few hours of symbolic fighting, as he knew the destruction he'd face if he'd resist. He collaborated with the Nazis for a while until he finally stepped down in 1943 as Nazi Germanyball declared martial law, screw you Tyskland. He was liberated when Nazi Germanyball capitulated in 1945.

Pøstwar Era

After the Second World War, Denmarkball decided to provide support to various peace-keeping missions around the world, with the most famous case being in Bosnia-icon.png Bosniaball wherein he misused his mandate as a peace-keeping force and defended Sweden-icon.png Swedenball from Serbia-icon.png Srpskaball. In recent years, Denmarkball has rediscovered his bloodlust and was one of the countries that helped USA-icon.png USAball in Afghan-icon.png Afghanistanball and Iraq-icon.png Iraqball. While Denmarkball is proud of his Viking heritage, he manages to hide his actual bloodlust under a layer of alcoholism, under the fear that he may lose yet another war Russia-icon.pngSyria-icon.pngChina-icon.pngNorth Korea-icon.png which will happen very soon. However, Denmarkball often threatens to kick Sweden-icon.png Swedenball's butt if for no other reason than tradition. He is proud of his Legos and hates it whenever others like Minecraft better. He uses this to entertain kids everywhere, which is why he is the happiest country in the world, much unlike his son Greenland-icon.png Greenlandball who is heavily depressed. He has is own pig breed known as the protest pig which nearly resembles Denmark's flag.

In 2020, he had to kill minks due to corona.

Flag Cølørs

The Danish flag is the oldest consistently used flag in the world. The flag is a red banner with a white Scandinavian cross.

Main Cølørs

Red (NCS) 198, 12, 48 C0-M94-Y76-K22 #C60C30
White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF

Although the cross obviously symbølizes Christianity, the colors don't really have any sort of official meaning. Some people will say the white represents honesty and peace, and the red for valor, strength, and bravery.


The Nørdic family is a big family with many countryballs, søme are brøthers and sisters other are friends or cøusins.

Friends (venner)

  • Aland-icon.png Ålandball - My niece. I gave Åland her first øl.
  • Italy-icon.png Italyball - I like your subway surf in my clay also your pizza is good.
  • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - Ør more specifically Tasmania-icon.png Tasmaniaball because Denmarkball's crown princess is Tasmanian and Denmarkball was the birthplace of the only Tasmanian devil born outside of Australia. Unfortunately, he hates my Norway-icon.png brother because of HDI reasons and thanks to you makes subway surf in my clay and New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball is better a hate me.
  • Faroe-icon.png Faroeball - Another one of my children. Adopted him from Norway because Norway was a very bad parent (Scotland adopted Norway's other two kids Shetland and Ørkney).
  • Norway-icon.png Norwayball - Øne of my brothers and Best Friend! We love each other and often hang out and drink Øl with each other. Plus, we both have TV 2.
  • Aerican Empire-icon.png Aerican Empireball - Is of very happy!
  • India-icon.png Indiaball - Good friend (Just don't remind him of the Andaman and Nicobar islands during my empire). Unfortunately, he hates my Sweden-icon.png brother because of PewDiePie and you make subway surf in my clay
  • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - My friend who qualified for the IIHF. Too bad he lost tø Switzerland. He døes have a beautiful culture and heritage and yøu make subway surf in my clay.clay BUT GREENLAND IS NØT YØURS!
  • Finland-icon.png Finlandball - My adøptive brøther, he thinks that I'm anti-Islam but is nøt true! (økay it is)
  • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - Used tø be my enemy. German Confederationball and later Kingdom of Prussiaball took Schleswigball from him. Nazi Germanyball occupied him in World War II. But despite this, we are now close friends and me like subway surf in my clay
  • USA-icon.png USAball - Denmarkball is in USAball's NATO-icon.png NATO alliance and subway surf many my clay's.
  • Greenland-icon.png Greenlandball - My oldest adopted son. Greenland wishes to become independent, however, I will not let him. I dislike his suicidal personality and wish to help my son out of his depression (which is impossible).
  • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball - Also a part of the Nordic family. He is my brother, and he wrote about me in his Viking sagas with subway surf in his clay
  • Yakutia-icon.png Sakhaball - He and I love Greenland. Also, I love to visit him a lot
  • Japan-icon.png Japanball - He likes my Legos, and I also like his cars, anime and electronics! Unfortunately, my Finland-icon.png brother hates him for Hatsune Miku ruining Ievan Polkka(NØ ACTUALLY BLAME THE LEEK SPIN MEMERS). We have a China-icon.png common enemy and you make subway surf city of kawai's in your clay
  • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - I'm good friends with him, and support him when Serbiaball bullies him.
  • New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball - We are some of the least corrupt countries in the world. (tie) Also you were named from one of my islands.
  • Thailand-icon.png Thailandball - We form Thai-Danish milk/farm and we also sign a treaty about the environment to each other too! She is also my Sweden-icon.png Brother's wife and my sister-in-law and you make subway surf in clay
  • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - He likes Lego,Carlsberg, and subway surf in his clay
  • Philippines-icon.pngPhilippinesball - She likes Jascha Richter. We have good relations, which are described as strong, close, cordial and friendly. She is good friends with ​my Norway-icon.png Sweden-icon.png brothers and Thailand-icon.pngThailandball. We have a ​China-icon.pngcommon enemy.
  • Iraq-icon.png Iraqball - Best Middle Eastern friend. I do not know why he listed me as a friend but he is good.
  • Estonia-icon.png Esti - Come with us in Nordic? Uhhh, I'll think about it. But it is safe to say that, I preseved her Tallinn-icon.png capital. She is alo Finland-icon.png Finalnd's sister.
  • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - He likes India-icon.png Indiaball and hates Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball for not recognizing him. Anyone who hates Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball is my friend.
  • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - I don't recognize palestine on him so we both hate Pakistanball.
  • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - Same as Israel and Crimea is yours.

Neutral (Neutral)

  • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Throughout the time, we were never at war with each other. Until the formation of the Soviet-icon.png Soviet Union (which also helped me get rid of Nazi-icon.png the Nazi invaders). Russia was my closest ally in some wars, like this or this one. But he also is often drunker than me and has too many human rights issues. To date, our relationship is quite mixed, but we still appreciate each other to this day. Thanks to lets me play in the World Cup and subway surf in both my clay
  • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - Love/Hate relationship. We are often rivals!  Let's play battlefield together and kick homophobe's butt.
  • Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball - He likes Carlsburg and drinks Tuborg every day. We form a fund where I can help him, but Switzerland gets in my way. However, his Rohingya policy has made me dislike him again.
  • Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball - It's not your fault! It was the terrorist who did my tourist on your clay! Atleast you're good friend of mine and i almost like your subway surf
  • Greenpeaceball - sorry for mink genocide. Do you want LEGØ?
  • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - He is friend with fake lego commie and you like subway surfers in arabia and i wonder why my brothers hates him.

Enemies (Fjender)


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Denmark-icon.png Kingdom of Subway Surf Denmark, creator of LEGO And worst f**king mink genocide Denmark-icon.png
Parts Denmark-icon.png DenmarkballFaroe-icon.png Faroe Islandsball (Tórshavn-icon.png Tórshavnball) • Greenland-icon.png Greenlandball (template)
Regions Copenhagen-icon.png Copenhagenball (Bornholm-icon.png Bornholmball) • Central Denmark Region-icon.png Central Denmark RegionballNorth Denmark Region-icon.png North Denmark RegionballZealand-icon (Denmark).png ZealandballSouthern Denmark Region-icon.png Southern Denmark Regionball
Former entities 2-icon.png Migrants from South (Prehistoric Europeans)Norwegian-Empire-icon.png VikingballKalmar Union-icon.png Kalmar UnionballDenmark-icon.png Denmark-Norwayball
Faroe-icon.png Faroe Islandsball Faroe-icon.png
Municipalities Faroe-icon.png EiðiballFaroe-icon.png EysturballFaroe-icon.png FámjinballFaroe-icon.png FuglafjørðurFaroe-icon.png FugloyballFaroe-icon.png HovballFaroe-icon.png HúsarballHúsavíkballFaroe-icon.png HvalbaFaroe-icon.png HvannasundballFaroe-icon.png KlaksvíkFaroe-icon.png KunoyFaroe-icon.png KvívíkballFaroe-icon.png NesballFaroe-icon.png PorkeriballFaroe-icon.png RunavíkballFaroe-icon.png SandurballFaroe-icon.pngFaroe-icon.png SjóvarballFaroe-icon.png SkálavíkballFaroe-icon.png SkopunballFaroe-icon.png SkúvoyFaroe-icon.png SørvágurFaroe-icon.png SumbaballFaroe-icon.png SundaTórshavn-icon.png TórshavnballFaroe-icon.png TvøroyriFaroe-icon.png VágarFaroe-icon.png VágurFaroe-icon.png VestmannaFaroe-icon.png Viðareiði
Faroe Islands
Former entities Norwegian-Empire-icon.png VikingsKalmar Union-icon.png Kalmar UnionballDenmark-icon.png Denmark-Norwayball
Kalmar Union-icon.png BLANDA UPP!!! Nordics STRONK! Long Live Kalmar! Kalmar Union-icon.png
Countries Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball (Faroe-icon.png FaroeballGreenland-icon.png Greenlandball) • Estonia-icon (Nordic).png EstoniaballFinland-icon.png Finlandball (Aland-icon.png Ålandball)• Iceland-icon.png IcelandballNorway-icon.png Norwayball (Svalbard-icon.png Svalbardball) • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball • (Gotland-icon.png Gotlandball) • (Orkney-icon.png OrkneyballShetland-icon.png Shetlandball)
Historic entities Kalmar Union-icon.png Kalmar UnionballSweden-Norway-icon.png Sweden-NorwayballDenmark-icon.png Denmark-Norwayball
Cannot into Nordic Estonia-icon.png EstoniaballLatvia-icon.png LatviaballLithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball
_ There is no evidence that Vikings wore horns on their helmets; this would have been highly impractical in battle. In fact, the image of Vikings wearing horned helmets stems from the scenography of an 1876 production of the Der Ring des Nibelungen opera cycle by Richard Wagner.
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