Derbyshireball is a county of Englandball in the East Midlands.
UKball - Father and Role Model. Derbyshireball secretly aspires to be just like him.
Englandball - Big Brother. Englandball has no interest in Derbyshireball, but Derbyshireball follows him everywhere.
Walesball - Big Brother. Derbyshireball also likes Walesball, as they both like sheep, though Derbyshireball prefers rams.
Scotlandball - Big Brother. Derbyshireball dislikes Scotlandball because he wants independence (due to Derbyshireball's ultimate loyalty to UKball and Englandball), and due to Scotlandball's invasion of Derbyshireball's clay in 1745.
SPQRball - Grandfather. Derbyshireball has no idea who he is.
Americaball - Older Brother. Derbyshireball likes him because Daddy likes him, but Americaball has no idea who he is and consistently calls him the wrong name!
Nottinghamshireball - Brother and ultimate rival. They hate each other, and constantly play football in an attempt to prove that one is better than the other. This culminates in a pub brawl which Englandball is forced to sort out.