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The Empire of Japanball was an imperial power in Asia. He enjoyed large amounts of influence, and he could into controllings and rapings the Korean Empireball, Manchuriaball, and Formosaball. He was one of the most powerful and influential non-European empires and hated the Westerners. The Empire of Japanball was one of the largest empires in history, covering most of the Western Pacific Ocean including large parts of East Asia, South East Asia, and Oceania.
Like all historically existed formal regimes in Japan, his 'leader de jure' was the Koushitsu-ball (皇室球), the Japanese imperial family, founded in 660 BC, the age of Jimmu (神武).
It was in the 12th century that Koushitsuball had become no more the 'leader de facto' of Japanballs. The Shogunballs were the leader de facto of Japanball for many centuries. They were supported by the daimyo (feudal lords) and the samurai who were an influential warrior class above nobility in Japanese society. Koushitsuball was a figurehead. There was a nominal ruling government called the Imperial Court in Kyotoball which had little influence.
But at last, in the year 1868, Koushitsuball (Emperor Meiji) finally recovered his political power with the Meiji Restoration. Under the leadership of Koushitsuball, Feudal Japanball was transformed into the Empire of Japanball and had a quasi-absolute constitutional monarchy. The Emperorball was the sovereign ruler, but the de facto ruler was the Prime Minister. Unlike its neighboring Asian countries, the Empire of Japanball quickly industrialized and modernized. He became very powerful and was the first Asian country to be equal with the European imperial balls for many centuries.
In the First Sino-Japanese War of 1894–1895, the Empire of Japanball defeated Qingball. This changed the balance of power and the Empire of Japanball became the dominant superpower of the Far East. He built a military force that was one of the strongest in the world.
European Imperial powers had been colonizing the the Americas, Africa and Asia for centuries virtually unopposed by the backward native peoples.
During the Russo-Japanese War of 1904-1905, the Empire of Japanball defeated Russian Empireball. That was the first time since centuries that an Asian power defeated a major European Imperial Power. So Japan annexed Korea which became Japanese Koreaball. He developed an interest in extreme bondage and subjugation of its (unwilling) sex partners, Koreaball and Taiwanball, the former was raped in 1910.
When World War I started in 1914, he had a great alliance with UKball and fought with them. UKball at this time was in hot water. He needed to terminate Germanyball's. He noticed that Germany took some Asian areas such as Tsingtao and various islands in the Pacific. So, to kick his ass, UKball requested Japanese Empireball to take them. Japan Empireball liked this idea so he agreed. Japanball pioneered naval aviation battles. The Japanese seaplane carrier Wakamiya conducted the world's first sea-launched air raids in September 1914. This made his clay big. He was also the first non-Western, Asian country to be granted a place in the League of Nations afterward.
In 1922, during the interwar period Empire of Japanball built the Japanese aircraft carrier Hōshō which was the first purpose-built aircraft carrier in the world. He continued to build a military navy that was second to none. He acquired Manchuria which was a puppet and later fully annexed as Manchukuoball in 1932. But in the 1930s, they developed an interest in annexing Chinaball.
Despite a fast-growing empire, he was a victim of the great depression (1929 to 1939). He didn't know what to do, except to take MORE land for resources! GIB GIB GIB. However, the League of Nations did not approve. So he needed new allies. He turned to the Axis. In 1937 before his new ally Nazi Germanyball attacked and raped Franceball.
Oh and, even as neo-Nazi, Japan can into kawaii.
The Empire of Japanball became one of the largest empires in history. He expanded to include the Philippinesball, Triangapore, Hong Kongball, French Indochinaball, Dutch East Indiesball , Burmaball Papua New Guineaball, Malaysiaball, and many pacific islands. While he was oppressive, he also built their economies with cities, infrastructure, industry, education, etc.
He became really good friends with Nazi Germanyball but with the others, not so much. He honestly didn't care about them. So, when world war two struck, he made a whole new front, the Pacific War began. He was anchulussing everyone. He took lots of islands, he took over French Indochina, most of eastern China and more. He was rapidly expanding. That is until America put an embargo. Now that was a lot of his oil so he got pissed. But he knew that he would put himself in a bad situation if that were to go down. So he knew if he conquered Indonesia he would get enough oil to survive. But America protected that space, so he did the only thing he could do other than retreat. He attacked the USAball to destroy his navy to conquer the oil to grow to be strong. But that failed. He was at its zenith in 1942 CE. Eventually, after such a long hard battle, he got nuked twice by the US. Empire of Japanball didn't have nukes and was forced to surrender unconditionally. Empire of Japanball lost all overseas colonies. He reformed with a new constitution written by USAball which included pacifism and liberal democracy. He changed his name to Japanball (State of Japanball). Afterward, he was very weak, suffering 3rd-degree burns from the radiation, devastation, and humiliation. However, USAball offered the Marshal Plan to help rebuild Japanball and he provided military protection. Japanball rose again from the ashes like a Pheonix.
The Last IJA Soldiers in the Philippines (Hiroo Onoda) 1944-1974
They thought the surrender of the Empire of Japanball was propaganda when they saw a banner that says "The war ended on August 15. Come down from the mountains!". And in 1950 the first soldier had surrendered, 2 of them were killed and in 1974, Norio Suzuki who was an explorer has called Japanball to come for a commander from WW2 take him, he apologizes to Philippinesball for his numerous crimes on the farms.
Axis Desu (枢軸国)
- Nazi Germanyball: Bestu white Yūjin of mine. We can into remove 共産主義! He's really strong and he considered me to be an honorary Aryan. If only you helped me in the pacific I would've helped you with USSR.
but, HOW DARE EGYPT OF DESTROYING SWASTIKA'S PEACE! sorry. I of mad sometimes.
- Kingdom of Italyball: Another Yūjin of mine. He of creating fascism! We have similar personalities
- Thailandball: He of herpings me by giving aid to me!
- Japanball: Who he is? H̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶A̶m̶e̶r̶i̶c̶a̶ ̶p̶u̶p̶p̶e̶t̶.̶ He is me in the future? I don't know why you like him though
- Kingdom of Romaniaball: And another Yūjin of me. We expand oul territolies after WW1.
- Other countryballs Anschluss by Empire of Japanball: BOW DOWN TO SUN EMPERORU GOD!!!
Other relevant "allies"
- UKball - Really helpful with my growth. STILL YOU COULD'VE HELPED ME REMOVE AMERICA!
- Indonesiaball - I herped him with Independence against the Netherrands. But I don't rike the fact that Joko Widodo rookings rike the formel US plesidentu Obama and mata you father Netherandedsu san anschrussed by Nazi Germanybarr.
- - Croatiaball One of the best tourist destinations for my soldiers on vacation
- Mengjiangball - my Mongolian friend but really is just puppet mwahahahahahaha
Indiaball - He borrowed weapons to become independent from UKball, did the same thing with Nazi Germanyball I think with some legion.
- Francoist Spainball - He is a fascist and a proud nationalist, but he isn't too keen on me or Nazi Germanyball, so I think it's best if I just avoid him.
- Russian Empireball: WHY YUO NO OBU SHALING CHUGOKU?! 1904 BEST DAY!!! YUO ALSO GOT ANSCHRUSSED BY COMMUNIST PIGGU!!! But we become arries duling WW1. I also tlied to herp you against commie piggy in the Far East. Sadry, you felled...
- USSRball: BAKA VODKA!!! HOw DARINGS YUO KIRR MAH SON?
- Chinaball: NANKING BESTU DAY OF MY LIFE!!! I still had most of yuor landu when I end the war with Amerikan-san, yuo never defeated me and yuo never will. CHI-NA BUTA (Chinese pig).
- Korean Empireball: Anchruss!
- South Koreaball: ROROROROROROROR!!! Yuor baka blothel is of mad at yuo! AM OF STIRR GLAD YOU DIVIDED, wait for your in a lerationship with pig? REMOVE!!!!!!! I HATE YOU EVEN MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- North Koreaball: Baka communist piggy! Yuo of stirr mad with yuor other sh*tty sister! REMOVE NUKES FROM PREMISES!!!
- UKball: Yuo of BETRAYING!!!!!!!!!!!
- German Empireball: YUOR CENTRARU POWERS WAS GETTING OUT OF CONTRORU! HAD TO STOP YOU AT TSINGTAO AND I HAD TO TAKE THE ISLANDS IN THE PACIFIC! (but is of later arry in ww2 as Nazi)
- USAball: FAKKA YUO!, YUO IS INFIDEL!, BAKA GAIJIN!!! NEVER FORGET THE BLACK SHIP! REMEMBER HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI!!! PEARL HARBOR BESTU DAY OF MY LIFE!!! GO TO HELL. YUO RUIN PERFECT JAPANESE EMPIRE. YUO WAS REASON WHY I FELL. I COULD'VE BEEN THE WORLD'S GREATEST SUPERPOWER AND HELPING OF BRINGING PEACE. I COULD'VE EARNED MILLIONS. I COULD'VE BEEN THE WORLD'S MOST RELEVANT NATION AND I WOULD'VE USED THAT POWER TO PEACEFULLY BRING DOWN BRUTAL REGIMES AND I COULD'VE DONE SO MUCH BUT NOOOO, YUO COULDN'T TAKE IT. YUO OF HAD TO BE THE BEST. GO TO HELL YOU SATANIC DEMON. YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT POWER! YOU WASTE IT FOR STUPID OIL!
- Mexicoball: You baka allied with USAball and attacked me with Escuadrón 201 YOU BAKA!
- Franceball: I do nottu know yuo, but yuo of arways scared. If Nazi is not rike yuo, then I not rike yuo.
- Modern Japanball - MY FUTURE SERF, WHY YUO HATE WHEN I WAS EMPIRE?! YUO SHOURD RESPECT PAST CURTURE!!! At reast yuo stirr rike Ord emperor Hirohito and keep Kimigayo as the anthem...
- Jitler - HOW DEH YUO RIP AND BURNU MY FRAGGO YUO BITCHE! AND MY MODERN SERF ARSO HATES YUO, EVEN THOUGH I HATE MY MODERN SERF MORE THAN YUO!
- Dutch East Indiesball,British Malayaball,British Tringapore,British North Borneoball,British Hong Kongball,Philippinesball,French Indochinaball,British New Guineaball,Portuguese Timorball,Darwinball,Japanese Koreaball,Manchukuoball: YUO ARE MINE NOW!!!!!!!!
- "Hyō Hirohito!"
- "Is of disgracu to famiry!"
- "Omae wa mou shindeiru!" (お前はもう死んでいる: you are already dead).
- "Guroriosu nippon sharu raisu again!!"
- "Grorios nippon not of ching chong, is of emperor sun god!"
- "REMOVEU BAKA ALLIED PIGGU!"
- "Tora! Tora! Tora!"
How to Draw
Drawing Empire of Japanball is easy:
| The Great Empire of |
|Puppets||Japanese Koreaball • Japanese Taiwanball • East Hebeiball • Provisional Government of Republic of Chinaball • Reformed Government of the Republic of Chinaball • Great Wayball • Manchukuoball • Empire of Vietnamball • Reorganized National Government of the Republic of Chinaball • Mengjiangball|
|Territories||Japanese Laosball • Kwantung Leased Territoryball • Cambodiaball • Second Philippine Republicball • Azad Hindball • State of Burmaball • Yamato Yukiharaball • Palauball|
|Colonies||Karafutoball • Japanese Tietsinball|
|Mandates||South Pacific Mandateball|