Equatorial Guineaball

Equatorial Guineaball : Republic of Equatorial Guineaball: República de Guinea Ecuatorialbola : République de Guinée Équatorialeballe : República da Guiné Equatorialbola
↓   12 October 1968 - Present
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General information
Government	Unitary dominant-party presidential constitutional republic
Personality	A bit crazy due to corruption, very hostile to other countryballs, chaotic evil(except Spainball)
Language	Spanish French Portuguese Bantu Languages English
Type	Bantu African
Capital	Malaboball
Affiliation	UNball African Unionball CPLPball (As an observer state)
Religion	Christianity Catholicism Protestantism Islam
Relations and opinions
Friends	Mom Uncles USAball Dominican Republicball (new amigo) Cameroonball (sometimes) Nigeriaball São Tomé and Príncipeball Oil brother Brazilball Lovley Aunt Largest brother brother Israelcube (He gib me aid) Inflating brother Brother that was previously from Brazil
Enemies	Gabonball Cameroonball (sometimes) Haitiball THE ARROGANT SMORT GUY Tunisiaball Peruball
Likes	Oil, Spanish speaking countryballs, closing her borders, how rich she is, Portuguese, French, bragging to other African countries how rich she is
Dislikes	Poverty, tourists, democracy, her people having an IQ of like 50
Historical information
Preceded by	Spanish Guineaball
Is of importants
Can into space?	No
Börk	Nguema nguema, 1+1=5
Notes
Cannot into HUE

Equatorial Guineaball, formally the yes yes very democratic People's Democratic Dictadorship of Equatorial Guineaball is a small countryball in Africa. It craves oil. It was adopted by Spainball and is the only Spanish speaking countryball in Africa! It is part of the Bantu Family but doesn't like to talk with her brothers. She is the only African country that considers Spanish a national language. She can into lowest IQ.

History

Equatorial Guineaball was an 8ball that evolved in a Bantuball and later discovered/adopted/colonized by Portugalball and Spainball thereafter. Franceball and Belgiumball also tried to make it join their colonial empire in Africa and this is why it can speak some French and Portuguese, in addition to Spanish and its native languages.

Nowadays, Equatorial Guineaball has been a fully independent state since 1968. It is a dictatorship and one of the worst countries for freedom of expression in Africa (after Eritreaball). Like its neighbour, Gabonball, it can into oil but all the money goes to a small minority of her population who is very rich.

In 2017, it is no longer considered irrelevant (except for its citizens) and now it can into relevant.

In 2021, it experienced an explosion in her clay and is trying to bounce back.

Relations

Equatorial Guineaball has no friends or real enemies due to her irrelevance and her very hostile attitude to foreigners (she closed her borders and don't want tourists in her clay). The only countryballs who she talks is Spainball, Dominicaball and USAball.

Friends

• Spainball - Mama who protects me from teh Gabon.

• Portugalball - Uncle who teach me how to do HUE.

• Dominican Republicball - New amigo cousin who has lots of people with my heritage on his clay. I like cardi B. We are the only afro-hispanics left cause stupid Haiti left the family.

• Nigeriaball - He is rich and has lot of oil too!

• Babka - I am going to put my Embassy in Jerusalem soon. He gib me lots of Aid after I hab Explosion.
• Lebanonball - I give him aid to recover from his explosion

• Angolaball - Half brother who loves oil and hates democracy like yo!

• El Salvadorball - My brother who calls me "Abuelas Negras" which means black grandma. 

• São Tomé and Príncipeball - Irrelevant and inoffensive hermano in the Atlantic. I am the only one who likes him besides HUE brothers.

• USAball - You are of the only country who gets Visa-free access, so you can by oil! He supports me, even though I am a dictatorship.
• Mexicoball - Largest brother in the world.
• Argentinaball - they protect us from inferior oil Gabonball and love us dearly

Neutral

• Cameroonball - ¿Why not?

Enemies

• Tunisiaball - She accuses me of cheating the 2018 world cup in which I didn't. I won fair and square! Also why you hate my Mommy so much?

• Gabonball - My oil is the best oil of Central Africa, get out of my clay, yu have bad romance, corrupted shit! I am corrupted too!
• Haitiball - Pay your goddam debts to my Cousin amigo. Also why you leave the familia?
• Tringapore - ¡¡¡¡¡STOP MAKING FUN OF MY LOW IQ!!!!! at least we cannot into democracy

How to draw

Draw Equatorial Guineaball is almost simple:

1. Draw a left blue arrow in the basic circle shape
2. Divide the rest into three horizontal stripes
3. Color them of green, white and red
4. Draw in the white stripe the coat of arms of Equatorial Guinea
5. Draw the eyes and you've finished.