Equatorial Guineaball

Equatorial Guineaball Republic of Equatorial Guineaball República de Guinea Ecuatorialbola (Spanish) République de Guinée équatorialeballe (French) República da Guiné Equatorialbola (Portugese)
↓   12 October 1968 - Present
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General information
Government	Unitary dominant-party presidential constitutional republic
Personality	A bit crazy due to corruption, very hostile to other countryballs, chaotic evil(except Spainball)
Language	Spanish French Portuguese Bantu Languages
Type	Bantu African
Capital	Malaboball
Affiliation	UNball African Unionball CPLPball (As an observer state)
Religion	Christianity Catholicism Protestantism Islam
Relations and opinions
Friends	Spainball Portugalball USAball Dominican Republicball (new amigo) Cameroonball (sometimes) Nigeriaball São Tomé and Príncipeball Oil brother Brazilball Lovley Aunty Largest brother Drug dealing brother Inflating brother Brother that was previously from Brazil
Enemies	Argentina will murder yuo Cameroonball (sometimes) Why you racist? (sometimes) Haitiball THE ARROGANT SMORT GUY Tunisiaball Peruball
Likes	Oil, Spanish speaking countryballs, closing her borders, how rich she is, Portuguese, French, bragging to other African countries how rich she is
Dislikes	Poverty, tourists, democracy, her people having an IQ of like 50
Historical information
Preceded by	Spanish Guineaball
Is of importants
Can into space?	No
Börk	Nguema nguema, 1+1=5
Status
Independent country
Notes
Cannot into HUE

Equatorial Guineaball, formally the yes yes very democratic People's Democratic Dictadorship of Equatorial Guineaball is a small countryball in Africa. She craves oil. She was adopted by Spainball and is the only Spanish speaking countryball in Africa! (but other Spanish speaking countryballs don't know about her existence). She is part of the Bantu Family but doesn't like to talk with her brothers. She is the only African country that considers Spanish a national language.

History

Equatorial Guineaball was an 8ball that evolved in a Bantuball and later discovered/adopted/colonized by Portugalball and Spainball thereafter. Franceball and Belgiumball also tried to make her join their colonial empire in Africa and this is why she can speak some French and Portuguese, in addition to Spanish and her native languages.

Nowadays, Equatorial Guineaball has been a fully independent state since 1968. She is a dictatorship and one of the worst countries for freedom of expression in Africa (after Eritreaball). Like her neighbour, Gabonball, she can into oil but all the money goes to a small minority of her population who is very rich.

In 2017, she is no longer considered irrelevant (except for her citizens) and now she can into relevant.

In 2021, she experienced an explosion in her clay and is trying to bounce back.

Relations

Equatorial Guineaball has no friends or real enemies due to her irrelevance and her very hostile attitude to foreigners (she closed her borders and don't want tourists in her clay). The only countryballs who she talks is Spainball, Dominicaball and USAball.

Friends

• Spainball - Mama who protects me from teh Gabon.

• Portugalball - Uncle who teach me how to do HUE.

• Dominican Republicball - New amigo cousin who has lots of people with my heritage on his clay. I like cardi B. We are the only afro-hispanics left cause stupid Haiti left the family.

• Nigeriaball - He is rich and has lot of oil too!

• Lebanonball - I give him aid to recover from his explosion

• Angolaball - Half brother who loves oil and hates democracy like yo!

• El Salvadorball - My brother who calls me "Abuelas Negras" which means black grandma. 

• São Tomé and Príncipeball - Irrelevant and inoffensive hermano in the Atlantic. I am the only one who likes him besides HUE brothers.

• USAball - You are of the only country who gets Visa-free access, so you can by oil! He supports me, even though I am a dictatorship.
• Mexicoball - Largest brother in the world.

Neutral

• Cameroonball - ¿Why not?
• Argentinaball - Tia who protects me from Gabon and loves me dearly but Please stop being racist against natives and Africans. How about me? :(

Enemies

• Tunisiaball - She accuses me of cheating the 2018 world cup in which I didn't. I won fair and square! Also why you hate my Mommy so much?

• Gabonball - My oil is the best oil of Central Africa, get out of my clay, yu have bad romance, corrupted shit! I am corrupted too!
• Haitiball - Pay your goddam debts to my Cousin amigo. Also why you leave the familia?
• Tringapore - YOU ASIAN DISSAPOINT ME, BUT I HAVE MORE RESOURCES THAN YUOat least we cannot into democracy
  • : STUPID AFRICAN LAH, I HAVE MORE HUMAN RESOURCES THAN YUO STUPID LAH

How to draw

Draw Equatorial Guineaball is almost simple:

1. Draw a left blue arrow in the basic circle shape
2. Divide the rest into three horizontal stripes
3. Color them of green, white and red
4. Draw in the white stripe the coat of arms of Equatorial Guinea
5. Draw the eyes and you've finished.

Gallery

credit from Lord-Zori

Guinea family

Africa family

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