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Equatorial Guinea-icon.png Equatorial Guineaball, formally the yes yes very democratic People's Democratic Dictadorship of Equatorial Guineaball is a small countryball in African Union-icon.png Africa. It craves oil. It was adopted by Spain-icon.png Spainball and is the only Spanish-icon.png Spanish speaking countryball in African Union-icon.png Africa! It is part of the Bantu-icon.png Bantu Family but doesn't like to talk with her brothers. She is the only African Union-icon.png African country that considers Spanish-icon.png Spanish a national language. She can into lowest IQ.

History

Equatorial Guineaball was an 8-icon.png 8ball that evolved in a Bantu-icon.png Bantuball and later discovered/adopted/colonized by Portugal-icon.png Portugalball and Spainball thereafter. France-icon.png Franceball and Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball also tried to make it join their colonial empire in Africa and this is why it can speak some French-icon.png French and Portuguese, in addition to Spanish-icon.png Spanish and its native languages.

Nowadays, Equatorial Guineaball has been a fully independent state since 1968. It is a dictatorship and one of the worst countries for freedom of expression in Africa (after Eritrea-icon.png Eritreaball). Like its neighbour, Gabon-icon.png Gabonball, it can into oil but all the money goes to a small minority of her population who is very rich.

In 2017, it is no longer considered irrelevant (except for its citizens) and now it can into relevant.

In 2021, it experienced an explosion in her clay and is trying to bounce back.

Relations

Equatorial Guineaball has no friends or real enemies due to her irrelevance and her very hostile attitude to foreigners (she closed her borders and don't want tourists in her clay). The only countryballs who she talks is Spainball, Dominicaball and USAball.

Friends

  • Dominican-icon.png Dominican Republicball - New amigo cousin who has lots of people with my heritage on his clay. I like cardi B. We are the only afro-hispanics left cause stupid Haiti left the family.
  • Israel-icon.png Babka - I am going to put my Embassy in Jerusalem soon. He gib me lots of Aid after I hab Explosion.
  • Lebanon-icon.png Lebanonball - I give him aid to recover from his explosion
  • Angola-icon.png Angolaball - Half brother who loves oil and hates democracy like yo!
  • El Salvador-icon.png El Salvadorball - My brother who calls me "Abuelas Negras" which means black grandma. 
  • USA-icon.png USAball - You are of the only country who gets Visa-free access, so you can by oil! He supports me, even though I am a dictatorship.
  • Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball - Largest brother in the world.
  • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - they protect us from inferior oil Gabonball and love us dearly

Neutral

Enemies

  • Tunisia-icon.png Tunisiaball - She accuses me of cheating the 2018 world cup in which I didn't. I won fair and square! Also why you hate my Spain-icon.png Mommy so much?
  • Gabon-icon.png Gabonball - My oil is the best oil of Central Africa, get out of my clay, yu have bad romance, corrupted shit! I am corrupted too!
  • Haiti-icon.png Haitiball - Pay your goddam debts to my Cousin amigo. Also why you leave the familia?
  • Singapore-icon.png Tringapore - ¡¡¡¡¡STOP MAKING FUN OF MY LOW IQ!!!!! at least we cannot into democracy

How to draw

Draw Equatorial Guineaball is almost simple:

  1. Draw a left blue arrow in the basic circle shape
  2. Divide the rest into three horizontal stripes
  3. Color them of green, white and red
  4. Draw in the white stripe the coat of arms of Equatorial Guinea
  5. Draw the eyes and you've finished.

Gallery

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