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Can into space?
Equatorial Guineaball, formally the
yes yes very democratic People's Democratic Dictadorship of Equatorial Guineaball is a small countryball in Africa. She craves oil. She was adopted by Spainball and is the only Spanish speaking countryball in Africa! (but other Spanish speaking countryballs don't know about her existence). She is part of the Bantu Family but doesn't like to talk with her brothers. She is the only African country that considers Spanish a national language.
Equatorial Guineaball was an 8ball that evolved in a Bantuball and later discovered/adopted/colonized by Portugalball and Spainball thereafter. Franceball and Belgiumball also tried to make her join their colonial empire in Africa and this is why she can speak some French and Portuguese, in addition to Spanish and her native languages.
Nowadays, Equatorial Guineaball has been a fully independent state since 1968. She is a dictatorship and one of the worst countries for freedom of expression in Africa (after Eritreaball). Like her neighbour, Gabonball, she can into oil but all the money goes to a small minority of her population who is very rich.
In 2017, she is no longer considered irrelevant (except for her citizens) and now she can into relevant.
In 2021, she experienced an explosion in her clay and is trying to bounce back.
Equatorial Guineaball has no friends or real enemies due to her irrelevance and her very hostile attitude to foreigners (she closed her borders and don't want tourists in her clay). The only countryballs who she talks is Spainball, Dominicaball and USAball.
- Portugalball - Uncle who teach me how to do HUE.
- Dominican Republicball - New amigo cousin who has lots of people with my heritage on his clay. I like cardi B.
We are the only afro-hispanics left cause stupid Haiti left the family.
- Nigeriaball - He is rich and has lot of oil too!
- Lebanonball - I give him aid to recover from his explosion
- Angolaball - Half brother who loves oil and hates democracy like yo!
- El Salvadorball - My brother who calls me "Abuelas Negras" which means black grandma.
- São Tomé and Príncipeball - Irrelevant and inoffensive hermano in the Atlantic. I am the only one who likes him besides HUE brothers.
- USAball - You are of the only country who gets Visa-free access, so you can by oil! He supports me, even though I am a dictatorship.
- Mexicoball - Largest brother in the world.
- Cameroonball - ¿Why not?
- Argentinaball - Tia who protects me from Gabon and loves me dearly but Please stop being racist against natives and Africans. How about me? :(
- Tunisiaball - She accuses me of cheating the 2018 world cup in which I didn't. I won fair and square! Also why you hate my Mommy so much?
- Gabonball - My oil is the best oil of Central Africa, get out of my clay, yu have bad romance, corrupted shit!
I am corrupted too!
- Haitiball - Pay your goddam debts to my Cousin amigo. Also why you leave the familia?
- Tringapore - YOU ASIAN DISSAPOINT ME, BUT I HAVE MORE RESOURCES THAN YUO
at least we cannot into democracy
How to draw
Draw Equatorial Guineaball is almost simple:
- Draw a left blue arrow in the basic circle shape
- Divide the rest into three horizontal stripes
- Color them of green, white and red
- Draw in the white stripe the coat of arms of Equatorial Guinea
- Draw the eyes and you've finished.
|Administrative divisions||Annobónball • Bioko Norteball ( Malaboball) • Bioko Surball • Centro Surball • Kié-Ntemball • Litoralball • Wele-Nzasball|
|Former entities||Migrants from East • Ancient Bantus Portuguese Biokoball • Spanish Empireball ( Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball • Spanish Biokoball) • Spanish Guineaball|
|Northern Africa||Algeriaball • Egyptball • Libyaball • Mauritaniaball • Moroccoball • Sudanball • Tunisiaball • Western Sahara|
|Southern Africa||Angolaball • Botswanaball • Eswatiniball • Lesothoball • Malawiball • Mozambiqueball • Namibiaball • South Africaball • Zambiaball • Zimbabweball|
|East Africa||Comorosball • Djiboutiball • Ethiopiaball • Eritreaball • Kenyaball • Madagascarball • Mauritiusball • Rwandaball • Seychellesball • Somaliaball • South Sudanball • Tanzaniaball • Ugandaball|
|West Africa||Beninball • Burkina Fasoball • Cape Verdeball • Gambiaball • Ghanaball • Guinea-Bissauball • Guineaball • Liberiaball • Maliball • Nigerball • Nigeriaball • Senegalball • Sierra Leoneball • Togoball|
|Central Africa||Burundiball • Cameroonball • Central African Republicball • Chadball • Congoball • DR Congoball • Equatorial Guineaball • Gabonball • São Tomé and Príncipeball|
|Former members||Tanganyikaball • Zanzibarball|