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Eritreaball, officially known as the
North Korea of Africa (at least he doesn't nuke anyone) State of Kill Eritreaball, is a killing sovereign state and single-party presidential republic/Authoritarian Dictatorship in the Horn of Africa. His clay is composed of 8 subdivisions known as regions, along with his capital Asmaraball, giving him a total area of 45,406 square miles, making him the 105th largest country in the world. With a population of only 4.475 million as of 2011, which makes him the world's 118th most populous country, and one of the very unpopular human migration destinations. He also acts like flippy from happy tree friends.
He loves killing people and is considered by some to be the one official countryball worse and more brutal than North Koreaball. He is so terrible that many of Eritreaballs try to escape the country to migrate in Europe and Israel. Eriteaball hates this because he is very poor (he actually has the money to give his people a somewhat better life but doesn't because he doesn't care about them unless they're his killing victims). He has no real friends (besides Israelcube because he protects him from terrorist and helps him in a war against Yemenball ) as he is very insane but the closest thing would probably be a largely inactive terrorist organization (such as Islamic Unionball).
His national day is May 24th.
Much of Eritreaball's early history is unknown of as he of kill it. Earliest records date back to Egyptian times when Eritreaball was a part of Ancient Egyptian Empireball. Once Ancient Egyptian Empireball died and became irrelevant, the tribes of Ethiopiaball and Israelcube united to form Ethiopian Empireball from the Tigrayball and Amharaball. Eritreaball's history at this point had been stained with absolutely no change at all, and everyone being a farmer or a peasant or a peasant farmer repeatedly while empires came and went to rule over their clay.
The first European countryballs to come into contact were Ottoman Empireball and Portugalball, both countryballs being rising empires but eritrea of kill. The regions that ancient Egypt was in were contested and fought over by Ethiopian Empireball and Ottoman Empireball. There was no fighting for a long time, but relations between the two were cold. Then, in 1538, Portugualball and Ottomanball began to fight for colonies in India. Ethiopiaball quickly took advantage of this and sided with Portugalball. Ottomanball reacted by sending its puppets against Ethiopian Empireball to fight them. Ethiopian Empireball, with the aid of the Eritrean peasants, fought back. Eritreaball, only an irrelevant part of the Ethiopian Empire, saw heavy casualties and fighting, and was also the only place where the Ottomans got out of their kebab lawn chairs to fight Ethiopian Empireball. Thanks to the irrelevant region, Ethiopian Empireball gained control of modern-day Somaliaball and much of ancient Egypt, and since then, Ethiopian Empireball has been regarded to as the first country in history to ever remove kebab, with the title being re-invented by Serbiaball in the modern world. For many many years Eritreaball remained in the process it had been in: aid Ethiopian Empireball, then go back to working as a peasant. Finally change came in the 19th Century. Eritreaball was part of an Ottoman puppet nation which had forcefully allowed European colonization. Italyball, anxious to become an empire, colonized the region and gave it its name, Italian Eritreaball.
Later on, Kingdom of Italyball allowed Ethiopian Empireball to govern the region, which was quickly ended in WW2 when Ethiopian Empireball was killed by Eritreaball and then anschlussed by Italyball in a violent war using machine guns, airplanes, and even poison gas. During WW2 UKball had beaten Kingdom of Italyball and placed him under British military administration and allied forces could determine his fate. In the absence of administration of Eritreaball's statues UKball's administration continued for the remainder of WW2 until 1950 when USAball passed a resolution with the agreement of UKball formulating the creation of an autonomous Eritreaball with Ethiopian Empireball. In 1952 , Eritreaball became independent from UKball and was made an autonomous part Ethiopian Empireball. In 1961 A civil war broke between Eritreaball and Ethiopian Empireball and was annexed in 1962. Eritreaball's desire for independence began when the region was given back to the weak Ethiopian owners of the region (who, as previously mentioned, were some of the original owners).
In 1991 (the same year Lithuaniaball's hot temper had kicked in and caused the death of Sovietball and the relevance of countless countries across Europe) Eritreaball achieved independence from Ethiopiaball, who had been tired of fighting the relevance front that had been going on. Isaias Aferwerki took over as
dictator president around 1993, and has been in office since. Since then, Eritreaball has been a proud and relevant country. In 1995, Eritreaball was into war with Yemenball, who stole his clay in the Hanish Islands. Eritreaball went to war with Ethiopiaball again in 1998, and to war with Djiboutiball in 2008.
Eritreaball is an insane yet reliable countryball (though is not loyal enough to anyone other than himself to prove it) that usually tries to find ways to show off its incredible strength. The countryball usually interacts with other regional countryballs, mainly those fairly close to the Arabian peninsula. He stays away from what his father does, and it is clear to tell that is because Eritreaball's father, Ethiopiaball, likely hates Eritreaball. This is due to weakness caused by the relevance of Eritrea as well as the fact that since the relevance of Eritrea, Ethiopia has widely been mocked by all the other African countryballs. Eritreaball is very similar to North Koreaball but somehow manages to be worse without much military power (which is seriously bad). Strangely, he has a neutral relationship with USAball (probably only because they both hate ISISball KILL). Many of their civillians have some military experience, due to it being mandatory for them to attend military camp after high school.
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Friends...I have none Closest allies (በጣም የቅርብ አጋሮች) Chileball- He is just like me, we both take our neighbors' coastlines. You take the land after independence while I take the land when gained independence. Kill
- Israelcube - We have started to gain relations (he also did not make sansations) since he hates Yemenball
we also both can into crazynessand protects me from Kebab pirates. KILL (not the cube but we kill the pirates).
- Omskbird - We both like evil things
Kill good Omskball
- Tiffany Hadish - She had peace with my dictator living in the country and has nice foreign relations. She gibs aid, and supports dictatorship, our best celebrity.
- Kingdom of Italyball - Thanks for inventing fascism and teaching me how to KILL!
- Cameroonball - We Both don't Recognize Palestine! KILL!
- North Koreaball- He is isolated like me, and we have similar government, and he helps me out with my military but we're not really friends yet.
cuz he is a pu**y KILL
- Turkmenistanball - Although our personalities are simular,and we have trading roots, he is friends with Burger and is annoying so I guess we have netural relations
- Ethiopiaball - Former enemy. Now we get along each other very well. But were not truly friends yet. He is nice now, and doesen´t think that he still owes me now that I am independent. I think he regrets giving independence to me still for his STUPID COASTLINE.KILL!
- Floridaball - American version of me, our personalities are similar.
- Saudi Arabiaball - He hates Yemenball. Kill!
- Chinaball - We trade a lot
and yuo also like killing. KILL!
- African Unionball - Helped me get independence from Ethopiaball. KILL
- Russiaball - New Friend, I support him on Crimeaball and he gives me support KILL
- Indonesiaball - he is a Southeast Asian Version of me and he was a Russiaball
best friendi mean comrade and he likes KILL this little guy, KILL all Chinese people in 1998, and KILL West Papuaball in 1965but he didn't support him on Crimeaball KILL KILL but he Still like this bitch and Hates My Zionist Freind.
- Iranball - We started diplomatic relations. But he hates MY ZIONEST FRIEND KILL
Sentineleseball - We both can into KILL! KILL
- USAball - Outside of ISISball, they hate us and give sanctions KILL
- UAEball - Thanks for the help fighting against Tigrayball. KILL
- ISISball: STOP KIDNAPPING MY CITIZENS!!! I HAVE ENOUGH WITH YUO! SOMETIMES BURGER WILL DESTROY YUO!!! YUO ARE ONE OF MY WORST ENEMIES!!! KILL. KILL... KILL!!!
- Yemenball - I AM NOT SORRY FOR OF TAKINGS GREATER HANISHBALL. BUT THEN YUO TAKE BACK THOUGH DIPLOMACY. KILL!!! MY MILITARY AND ECONOMY IS OF SUPERIOR. KILL
- Jamaicaball - You religIously worship an idol who did starvations and forcefully torture to my country. Kill KILL
- UNball - REMOVE SANCTIONS!!! KILL
- Obama - Fuck you for saying that I am a threat to humanity with North Koreaball! We will nuke you KILLL!! (But at least a A maniac replaced you on office.)
- Gay and Lesbian Kingdomball - NOOO!! DO NOT COME TO MY COUNTRY!! YOU WILL BE KILLED IF YOU COME!! KILL KILL KILL !!!
- Tigrayball - Wreckless brother who still lives with ethiopiaball. I support Ethiopiaball against you. No independece for you! KILL
- Djiboutiball - Took some of his islands. My military is also of superior. KILL!!
- Eretriaball - STUPID NAME STEALER. KILL!
- Quebecball - WHY ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH FAKE COUNTRY?!?! Same thing I said to Tigrays! KILL!
- Iranian Azerbaijanball - STUPID FLAG STEALER. KILL!
- Zaireball - he was raiding Rwandaball during the First Congolese War so I decided to lend hand in overthrowing his president, REMOVE MOBUTU!!!!! KILL!!!
- Boliviaball - STOP CALLING MY ZIONEST FRIEND A TERRORIST! YOU CANNOT INTO PACIFIC!! KILL!!
- Italyball - He is an utter embarrassment of his father's legacy of killing. KILL
- Somaliaball - He is a terrorist Pirate and hates me for making diplomatic relations with Ethiopiaball....KILL KILLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
- Ukraineball - Crimeaball belongs to Russia. KILL
- EVIL BALL - He would not let me have independence and forced me to be a peasant in his country for centuries. NEVER COME BACK AGAIN! Kill Kill KILL!!!
- Palestineball - I support My zionest buddy against you because you are not real!! KILLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
YUO INDONESIAN PUPPET!!!!, but Actually we are a Vodka Puppets
- Sacha Baron Cohen (aka Aladeen) - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YUO!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?! FIRST IN YUO STUPID MOVIE YUO MAKE ERITREA INTO WADIYA AND MADE INTO KEBAB, SECOND OFF IN ANOTHER PART OF YUOR TRASH MOVIE YUO DISRESPECT FELLOW FRIEND ISRAEL, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YUO, ARENT YOU OF JEWISH ALSO? ERITREA IS NOT OF DIRTY KEBAB! THIS MAKES ME WANT TO ACTUALLY START A NUCLEAR PROGRAM SO I CAN SEND NUKES TO YUOR HOUSE! KILL!!!!!!!
- Removing Terrorist from the premises
- Strength. Eritreaball is no doubt a countryball that has been feared by India and others due to the mixture of insanity and strength in the countryball's personality.
- Killing ISISball and its allies. In one countryball comic (fairly recent) on reddit where Canadaball loses his sanity and allies with ISISball to conquer the world, the plan is foiled by Eritrea.
- Surviving apocalypses and terrorism. As mentioned in number 3, this countryball has survived all attempts of world domination (excluding WW2 when annexed by Abyssiniaball) and fought off the attackers.
- Of annoying everyone.
- Of kill everyone!!! even the most overpowered countryball!!
|Regions||Ansebaball • Debubball • Gash-Barkaball • Maekelball ( Asmaraball) • Northern Red Seaball • Southern Red Seaball|
|Historical entities||Migrants from South that became Natives • D'mtball • Kingdom of Aksumball • Zagweball • Medri Bahriball • Alodiaball • Sennarball • Egypt Eyaletball • Ethiopian Empireball • Italian Eritreaball • Italian East Africaball • Abyssiniaball|
|Northern Africa||Algeriaball • Egyptball • Libyaball • Mauritaniaball • Moroccoball • Sudanball • Tunisiaball • Western Sahara|
|Southern Africa||Angolaball • Botswanaball • Eswatiniball • Lesothoball • Malawiball • Mozambiqueball • Namibiaball • South Africaball • Zambiaball • Zimbabweball|
|East Africa||Comorosball • Djiboutiball • Ethiopiaball • Eritreaball • Kenyaball • Madagascarball • Mauritiusball • Rwandaball • Seychellesball • Somaliaball • South Sudanball • Tanzaniaball • Ugandaball|
|West Africa||Beninball • Burkina Fasoball • Cape Verdeball • Gambiaball • Ghanaball • Guinea-Bissauball • Guineaball • Liberiaball • Maliball • Nigerball • Nigeriaball • Senegalball • Sierra Leoneball • Togoball|
|Central Africa||Burundiball • Cameroonball • Central African Republicball • Chadball • Congoball • DR Congoball • Equatorial Guineaball • Gabonball • São Tomé and Príncipeball|
|Former members||Tanganyikaball • Zanzibarball|