August 20, 1991 - Present |

General information
Personality
Type
Capital
Affiliation
Relations and opinions
Friends

Dad
Distant Brother
Akin?
Lithuaniaball (sometimes)
Latviaball (sometimes)
Poola
Ukraineball
UKball
Germanyball
Denmarkball
Icelandball
Norwayball
Let me into nordic plox (Sometimes)
USAball
Philippinesball (neutral)
Enemies
Likes
hacking Russiaball
NCS (NoCopyrightSounds)
Skype (Invented!)
Electronic Dance Music
Alan Walker (Filmed Faded in Eesti clay!)
Eesti Laul
Maa Õhk
Dance and song festival(Estonia can into Eurovision! 2001 best year in my life!)
Atheism
FlyingKitty
WRC (Ott Tänak 2019!)
Artur Rehi
Kerli
Zimbax
Seele Vollerei (she was born in my clay!)
Life of Boris (he is from Ukraine or Belarus, but he lives in my clay, and likes it)
Memes
Dislikes
Covid 19
Rodrigo Duterte
People thinking she's part of Russia (Kurat, I am not of part of fattie! Press X to Doubt plox)
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Is of importants
Can into space?
Börk
Food
Status
Thank you, Ott Tänak! Estonia can into winning WRC.
Notes
There is no such thing as religion or god
Can I plox into Nordic?
“ | Can I into Nordic? | ” |
“ | Is number one country in computer science, so respect me! Gonna hack the world with ![]() |
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“ | People often says to me, Estonia, yuo cannot into Nordic. I quoted beforehand, "I am NOT OF BALTIC"! I can into Nordic and I shall prove it! Look at my language and compare to ![]() |
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“ | Mu isamaa, mu õnn ja rõõm | ” |
Estoniaball, officially the Will never be Nordic Republic of YouTube Poops Estoniaball, is a Baltic countryball located in Northern Europe (Don't call her Eastern European). She is bordered by Latviaball to the South,
Russiaball to the West and East, and is located South of
Finlandball, and East of
Swedenball. The countryball is divided into 15 countyballs, including the capital
Tallinnball located in the North, giving her a total area of 17,462 square miles, making her the 129th largest countryball in the world. As of 2019, she has a population of 1.323 million inhabitants.
Like most former communist/soviet states, after the fall of Soviet Unionball, Estonia decided to join
EUball and
NATOball in order to gain protection from
Russiaball. Despite the attempts however, she has failed to join the
Nordic Councilball as she is not considered "Nordic" (except by maybe
Finlandball ).
According to Geography Now, Estoniaball is often seen as that one girl in school that used to get picked on, but is now very popular after doing an incredible act in the talent show. Though she acts very friendly around other European countries, she acts very dark when she is reminded of her past full of being conquered, tortured, and annexed by former empires.
Estoniaball can be in deep sadness from time to time, which is why she is such an alcoholic.
Her national day can either be February 24th for when she gained independence from Russian Empireball, or August 20th for when she gained independence from
Soviet Unionball.
She is sad because Swedenball won't let her into
Nordic.
History
Ancient Era (appr. 9000 BC - 1218 AD)
Estoniaball is Finno-Uralic. They are known to have descended from the ancient Uralball, who left the Urals around 11 000 BC. Uralball split into numerous countryballs, two of whom decided to go further into Siberia ( Nenetsball,
Khanty-Mansiball), the Finnicball that went westward also split, some Finnic countryballs reside in what is now
Russiaball (
Mari Elball,
Udmurtiaball) and
Hungaryball that left the Urals millennia later and went to live with
Hunball for some time before their conquest in Central Europe.
Europe was basically uninhabited until 9000 BC, when Finnicball settled first in what is now Estoniaball. Their grand cultural heritage tells the story of how
Finlandball was born: Those
Estoniaballs that were deemed to unintelligent by
Estoniaball chieftains were deported north. But Finlandball was still intact in culture and language, as its badly organised empire of chiefdoms' borders managed to extend from what is now Novgorodball to
Scotlandball (settled by Finnicballs from Saaremaa) and from Samiball to what is now
Polandball before the introduction of Indo-Aryan countryballs to Europe.
By miracle, the asiatic-looking Finnicball (1ball) gradually turned into a darkish blonde 2ball. In time with the populous increase of Indo-European countryballs in Europe, Finnicball's borders were pushed back, maintaining nowaday
Finlandball,
Estoniaball,
Latviaball and some of Lithuaniaball. Through the centuries small differences started developing between Finnicball chiefdom speech, becoming different languages and giving birth to
Estoniaball,
Finlandball and
Livoniansball.
Estoniaball was feared by
Russiaball and
Swedenball (Vikingball) for brutally crushing their attempts at invasion and by ransacking and burning down their settlements in return for their intrusive ambitions.
Estoniaball didn't know about agriculture until approximately 900-1000 CE, when her chiefdoms slowly started adopting Christianity. Foreign missionaries mainly from
Denmarkball baptised
Estoniaball and taught her about growing crops. Before starting ploughing fields,
Estoniaball herded aurochs and horses.
Lithuaniaball had already pushed
Finlandball out of
Lithuaniaball by that time,
Lithuaniaballs intermingled with
Livoniansballs and
Latviaball was born.
Estoniaball forged Damascus steel from bog iron and sold it to
Swedenball, costing them a lot of silver, from which
Estoniaball could scrape hõbevalge (Silver dust), which was believed to have medicinal benefits.
In the 13th century the Teutonic Orderball needed new territories after great losses in the Crusades, so he claimed Estoniaball wasn't Christian and needs to be baptised again. That seemed like a ridiculous allegation for
Estoniaball. She got upset and denied him. Thus the Teutonic Orderball and its branch, the
Livonian Orderball started a war with
Estoniaball, later joined by
Denmarkball ,
Swedenball and
Russiaball . During the Muistne vabadusvõitlus (Ancient Struggle for Freedom) a couple of
Estoniaball nobles pledged allegiance to
Denmarkball and continued ruling afterwards, serving the
Denmarkball cause.
Estoniaball lost their lands and their freedom after two decades of defending against them to the
Livonian Orderball and
Denmarkball. Thus
Estoniaball grew to hate Christianity.
Era of Terra Mariana
After a century of hard labour, repressions and high taxes, Estoniaball revolted in 1343-1345, later deemed Jüriöö ülestõus (Uprising of St. George's Night).
Estoniaball burned down hundreds of fortresses and manors.
Denmarkball couldn't suppress the uprisings, so he sold his
Estoniaball territories to
Livonian Orderball, who decided to hold negotiations with the chosen four kings of
Estoniaball. The
Livonian Orderball demanded all
Estoniaballs, who were guilty of murdering the monks of Padise monastery, be put to the sword, for which
Estoniaball can have back its own rule.
Estoniaball refused to kill his own brethren, for which the kings were butchered at the negotiating table and soon after the peasant armies with lowered morale were crushed as well one by one.
In 1558, Russiaball demanded
Tartuball to pay debts from three centuries ago, when
Tartuball was conquered and ruled over by
Russiaball for some years while Muistne vabadusvõitlus was going on.
Tartuball refused to pay, so
Russiaball attacked, starting Liivi sõda (Livonian War).
Russiaball had almost taken all of
Estoniaball and wanted to install the prince of
Denmarkball as the vassal ruler, when
Swedenball landed in
Tallinnball and took North of
Estoniaball away from
Russiaball.
Polandball conquered South of
Estoniaball and
Denmarkball kept Saaremaa. Thus Liivi sõda ended in 1583.
Era of Swedish Rule
Swedenball managed to get all of
Estoniaball under his control via treaties after Liivi sõda. Swedenball was Lutheran, meaning felt the need for illiterate peasants to be able to read and comprehend the word of God, which is why Swedenball tried to push through many reforms (she even founded a gymnasium in
Tallinnball in 1631 and an academy in
Tartuball in 1632 that were meant for people from all statuses, although that didn't take effect), but the
Germanyball noble descendants of the
Livonian Orderball were too stubborn and unenlightened to see the need to fund the proposed parochial primary schools nor write down and standardise the Estonian language. Before Põhjasõda (Northern War)
Swedenball started the reduction, reclaiming fiefs granted to the nobility. That turned many nobles against
Swedenball's rule and the nobility started conspiring against it.
At the start of Põhjasõda, Swedenball had a major advance against
Denmarkball,
Polandball and
Russiaball.
Denmarkball surrendered immediately and
Polandball was crushed without haste. But as time passed,
Swedenball became too greedy and finally began losing battle after battle to
Russiaball. Thus, by 1710
Russiaball had conquered all of
Estoniaball.
Era of Russian Rule
For a whole century, little changed in the abysmal conditions in which Estoniaball had to live. Crop failures led to numerous famines, hundreds of women miscarried, most deaths were caused by malnourishment, cholera, typhus, dysentery and tuberculosis. Parochial primary schools started slowly popping up around the country and Estoniaball became literate in an instance. The first printed Bible in keskmurre (1739), the academy in
Tartuball founded by
Swedes (1802), the abolishment of serfdom (1816-19), Estoniaball peasants beginning to attend Tartu Ülikool (University of Tartu), Õpetatud Eesti Selts (Learned Estonian Society) (founded by
Estoniaball students and
Germanyball estophiles) (1838), and the material for the national epic of Kalevipoeg (Kalevide aka Son of Kalev) are the most known examples of 18th and 19th century Estonian literature.
Estoniaball peasants were given surnames derived from either the name of their farmstead or father, their occupation, their appearance or their characteristic or any of those mentioned translated to German.
Estoniaball started documenting all of her culture.
Estoniaball began buying back her farmstead lands from
Germanyball nobility, taking part in local politics and cultivating parochial choral and instrumental music, which led to the long tradition of the Estonian Song and Dance Festival since 1869.
With the start of Russification, Estoniaball national movement was outlawed and Estonian wasn't allowed to be spoken in schools.
Germanyball governor was replaced with a
Russiaball governor and
Russiaball tried to convert
Estoniaball into orthodoxy. After the revolution of 1905, some bans were either lifted or loosened. In 1917 the old
Russiaball collapsed and the new
Russiaball granted autonomy for
Estoniaball. Within a small period in February 1918, when
Russiaball forces retreated from the arriving
Germanyball forces and no foreign power was stationed there,
Estoniaball declared independence.
Era of Independence
In November 1918 Germanyball surrendered to the Triple Entente and that left
Estoniaball to face
Russian SFSRball alone. However,
Estoniaball didn't give up. She rallied and mobilised everyone she could and with the help of
Finlandball volunteers and a couple
UKball destroyers,
Estoniaball struck the Russiaball offence as far as
St. Petersburgball and liberated
Latviaball, which had been completely taken by the Reds. Vabadussõda (War of Independence) ended in February 1920.
Estoniaball had a hard time in politics. There were too many parties with similar, but still very different ideologies and all the politicians are corrupted. In 1933 Eesti Vabadussõjalaste liit aka Vapsid (Union of Participants in the Estonian War of Independence) demanded that the duties of a prime minister and a president should be separated (until then, those duties were carried out by Riigivanem aka State Elder) and that the presidential elections should be popular, not parliamentary.
Estoniaball didn't really prosper until Vaikiv ajastu (Silent Era), which started when
Estoniaball declared martial law because of the threat that Vapsid might stage a coup d'état. Thus
Estoniaball became an authoritarian regime.
Estoniaball exported grain, dairy, meat, poultry and confectioneries to as far as
USAball.
Estoniaball also exported fabric, fine crystal, lime-silica bricks, logs, paper, phosphorite-based fertiliser and oil shale-based petroleum.
World War II
After the signing of MRP in August 1939, Estoniaball was approached by
Soviet Unionball, who offered to guarantee their protection and neutrality in the inevitable war.
Estoniaball accepted the offer and fell immediately under
Soviet Unionball influence. In June 1940 Juunipööre (Revolution of June) happened and the
Estonian SSRball was founded. What followed were mass executions and the deportation to Siberian Labour Camps with everyone being accused of either helping or siding with bourgeoisie
Estoniaball. Hundreds flocked on any sort of watercraft to emigrate to
Swedenball to escape punishment. All businesses and factories were nationalised and all farmsteads were ordered to join into kolhoosid or sovhoosid (Collectives). In June 1941
Soviet Unionball ordered juuniküüditamine (June Deportation) to get rid of hostiles to the regime. Approximately 10,000 out of the diminutive
Estoniaball population of 1,000,000 were all put on animal wagons overnight and sent to various gulags labour camps across
Siberiaball without delay, separating thousands of families. The majority of men were massacred at their arrival at
gulags labour camps. The women and children had to do hard labour in mining or logging. It is estimated that the number of casualties juuniküüditamine is around 6,000.
In August 1941 Nazi Germanyball occupied
Estonian SSRball and reorganised it into an Eastern territory.
Estoniaball was allowed to publicly display the Estonian tricolour and sing the Estonian anthem once again.
Estoniaball had its own self-administration and battalions. When
Nazi Germanyball was retreating from the
Soviet Unionball forces, the de jure Estoniaball cabinet that had been in hiding formed a new cabinet, hoping to replicate the same trick done in 1918 when declaring independence. The new cabinet asked recognition from the Western Allies but got no response. Half of the cabinet fled to
Swedenball, where the
Estonian de facto Government-in-exile was founded.
Soviet Unionball returned in September 1944. Thus
Estoniaball vanished from the world map going into exile in Swedenball with recognition only from
USAball.
Era of Soviet Rule
With the return of Soviet Unionball, thousands were tortured and punished for having helped
Nazi Germanyball in any way. Hundreds joined the resistance movement Metsavennad (Forest Brothers) hiding in the woods. Collectivization was reinstated. In 1949
Soviet Unionball ordered märtsiküüditamine (March Deportation aka Operation Прибой) to once again get rid of more hostiles. Approximately 22 500 were deported by animal and cargo wagons overnight to gulags. With many kulaks deported, who were a source of food for Metsavennad, the resistance movement perished.
As Soviet Unionball lost its totalitarian dictator in 1953,
Estonian SSRball was hoping of gradually achieving sovereignty through political activism. The youth started joining Komsomol (Young Communist League) wanting to promote national communism. Those dreams were soon crushed. In 1955 Eesti Televisioon went on air.
Estonian SSRball enjoyed a period loosened surveillance and more liberties during Hruštšovi Sula (Khrushchev Thaw). Literature, cinematography and other areas of art flourished.
With Brezhnev, Estonian SSRball saw major stagnation in social evolution, technology and consumer goods. The word defitsiit (deficit) and standing in lines for any sort of consumer goods became a part of everyday life, as
Soviet Unionball wasted its time and money on heavy industry. Russification began again, making Russian mandatory and reducing the importance of the local language. Children had more Russian lessons in a school week than Estonian from their first year in school.
Estonian SSRball intellectuals wrote a public letter adressed to Kremlin, which was ignored and suppressed.
During Gorbachev's reforms, Estonian SSRball protested against the major project to make a huge mining complex in
Estonian SSRball to mine phosphorite (Fosforiidisõda). Research showed that this sort of mining would ruin the ecosystem and the need for labour would mean locating thousands of Russians into
Estonian SSRball, which would make Russians the majority and completely deprioritise and ultimately annihilate
Estoniaball. As the protests bore fruit,
Estonian SSRball saw opportunity to take action, as the Soviet reign had crumbled. Anti-Soviet movements popped up and in 1988
Estonian SSRball enacted Suveräänsusdeklaratsioon (Declaration of Sovereignty). The national anthem Mu isamaa, mu õnn ja rõõm and the tricolour were legalised again.
Estonian SSRball showed its unity and spirit by holding mass gatherings at Lauluväljak and forming the Balti kett (Baltic Way) with
Latvian SSRball and
Lithuanian SSRball.
Estonian SSRball then held elections, where only Estonians, who were born in Estoniaball before the revolution or descendents of them could have a vote. In 1991 a referendum for all was held, whether
Estonian SSRball declares independence or stays in the proposed new and more liberal
Soviet Unionball sphere. 78% voted for independence. August Putschists wanted to take Toompea and Teletorn, but they failed, as the government called for help and thousands gathered in defence. On August 20th 1991,
Estoniaball regained independence, as the government-in-exile passed its duties on to the newly-formed government. Thus the old republic was restored.
Modern Era
In 1992 a new constitution and the old currency Kroon were reinstated. In 1994 Russiaball agreed to remove all stationed troops in Estoniaball. In 2001 Estoniaball won the Eurovision contest (although people said that she didn't deserve it). Estoniaball joined the EU and NATO in 2004 after a referendum. In 2008, along with the entire world,
Estoniaball suffered a big economic collapse. In 2011 Estonia adopted the Euro. In 2018 Estoniaball celebrated her 100th anniversary.
Estonia has become a leading country in infotechnological field, especially thanks to help from the EUball. Estonia is also considered to be quite libertarian, one of the freest countries in the world, including of very high level of economic freedom. However,
still has mandatory military service.
In 2019, Estoniaball can into winning WRC, when on October 27, Ott Tänak finished second in Rally Catalunya. After coming third in 2017 and 2018 championships, he won the championship in 2019, ending the 15-year dominance of two French Sebastiens (Loeb and Ogier). Previously, Markko Märtin had come 3rd in 2004.
Biological origin
Although Estoniaball is in the Baltic region (
Finlandball was also considered to be located in the Baltics before WWII as all of them had coastlines with the Baltic Sea), Estoniaball is not Baltic by tongue or genes.
Estoniaball and Finlandball are from the same family, which is why they share an outstandingly similar language with Finlandball, even though that similarity might not be that comprehensible for a foreigner, because they can't assume how vowels could have evolved differently, how vocabulary and orthography has been influenced by different foreign languages, how cases work and where the accent is.
Flag Colors
The flag of Estonia is a horizontal tricolor composing of the colors blue, black, and white.
Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
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True Blue | 0, 114, 206 | C100-M45-Y0-K19 | #0072CE | |
Black | 0, 0, 0 | C0-M0-Y0-K100 | #000000 | |
White | 255, 255, 255 | N/A | #FFFFFF |
The blue represents loyalty and the beautiful blue skies, the black is symbolic of past oppression, and represents the forest in the winter, and the white represents virtue and the winter snows.
Relationships/Suhted
Friends/Sõbrad
Anyone who like memes are a friend to Eesti, but these are the most important ones.
Czechiaball - Atheist bro. Also gib police cars.
Finlandball - Biological brother. Best friend. Buys longero from me. We share the same national anthem. Lets me into Nordic YAY! Save me from Commie Russia plox!
Germanyball and other
EUball members - They help protect me from
Russiaball
Hungaryball - Distant biological brother, why are you far away? He is very religious. And he is friends with
Russiaball but is okay, as long as he keeps him (Russia) away from me. Why do yuo hate
EUball?
- Well, he imposed Article 7 santions against me, and he would not leave me alone,and turned
Finnország against me, and would just pester me with his refugees. Yeah, I'll make sure Russia does not bother yuo. Love yuo.
Swedenball - We don't hate eachother because of Nordic, we are very good friends, when
Soviet Unionball anschlussed me, many of us fled there, also we cooperate on of a project together, Mina have union in his clay, he hates
Vodka and Mina do more than him. He used to own me, but that was a long time ago.
so let me in plox, I'm Finland biolocical sister, if yuo don't then Mina will make YTP on yuor PieDiePie!!!Also thanks for the Eurovision singers btw. And yes 2001 WAS worth it. DEAL WITH IT!!!but we aern't enemies in real lifeIcelandball - He recognized me of independence first in 1991. Badass Nordic brother, is pure Viking. Home of Björk! But, I don't get why you are friends with that
fat boi... But hey, we can still into friends!
Norwayball - Is one of the few Nordic countries that let me into Nordic next to
Finlandball oh, okay, yuo think about it, and also Mina love Alan Walker because he filmed Faded in my clay. Oh and also, he gib me monies. But why yuo hate
Irelandball? He is of meme bro like us...
Xinjiangball - Awwwww. Yuo are poor countryball, don't worry, Mina support yuo against
Chinaball
Latviaball - Baltic stepsister. But I want to into Nordic. And stop taking my alcohol revenues! And why are you fine with
Russiaball? But I think we still can into good friends.
Lithuaniaball -
SuicidalBaltic stepsister. But I want to into Nordic not Baltic. We both like basketball and hateRussiaball so we can into good friends. Also I need you because together we will hack the world! (Lithuania is number two in computer science.)
Polandball - Is of good friend, but claims I am of Baltic. Happy 100 years! Also, He is best friend of
My Brother.
UKball - Helped me fightings commie in 1919. There's also a considerable Estonian diaspora of students in the UK.
Ukraineball - Cheap workers. Also removes
vodka
Uralball - My dad.
USAball - I am in his
NATOball alliance, He likes me and calls me cute. He also protects me from
Russiaball.
Irelandball - Is non-Nordic ally in the Nordic Battlegroup! I like his memes, also friend of
my Step-Sister.
Turkeyball - He is one of the only Muslims that does not kill atheists
but am be concern he may oppress them in the future.I never met him in me lifeMarylandball - Me and him are best friends, most of my sister cites are in his clay, and his national guard partnered with me after that
Kurat died. Hell, a whole lot of my people live in his clay!
Albaniaball - I recognize Kosovoball on you so also we have a common enemies
- Hong Kongball - Support you in Chinaball.
Japanball - I like your favorite anime so I like you.
South Koreaball - Best Korea unlike your brother because he is a commie.
OhioRawr - Lots of Estonians in northern Ohio so he can into friendship.
Romaniaball - NATO Bro, he removed communism in a more extreme way, so I like you, but Mina just have one problem with you, can you just, stop bringing these
Romi to my clay? And, Why do yuo hate
My Brother?
Ghanaball - I like your memes, even that coffin dance meme, also we have a
common ememy.
Azerbaijanball - I don't recognize Armenian genocide for yuo atleast your ok.
Taiwanball - No matter what, yuo will always be True China.
Canadaball - Noice Vodka Remover country!
Moroccoball - He wants to be the devil just like how Mina want to be Nordic for some reason, my
brother hate yuo, but yuo are still my friend! Don't worry buddy! Also, when yuo become devil, make sure yuo rape
Kurat with pitchforks okay?
Saudi Arabiaball - We both hate
Iranball and
my meme rival ok at least yuo are great kebab.
I will always want yuo...
- Is my brother who lives withRussiaball, can only be either Finnish or Estonian clay. Plox choose Eeeti clay, or Finnish.
Greeceball - No worries! I'll help yuo with debts!
- FlyingKitty - The best YouTuber in the world!
Neutral/Neutraalne
Denmarkball - He founded my capital, but
my brother hates him, so it's why he's in Neutral.
Texasball - He likes my clay, and he even wants to use my countries name and counties on his neighbourhood. Sure! go right on ahead bro! But he hates the Big Smoke Meme because he was spammed with it on True Capitalist Radio. Well, okay then...
Alandball - She is my brother's daughter that hates Russia for taking her, as well as Finland, almost as much as I hate Russia for annexing me and even hacking my internets. BUT WHY DO YUO LIKE SWEDEN AND NOT FINLAND? ALSO I DON'T CARE IF I GET ANNEXED BY FINLAND SINCE I'M HIS SISTER, IF YOU WANT TO WISH SOMEONE GOT ANNEX INSTED OF YOU, WISH KARELIA GOT ACSHLUSS, HE WANT'S INTO FINLAND! JUST LIKE HOW YOU WANT INTO SWEDEN!
Philippinesball - I don't know about her, I heard she likes USA but please stop supporting and being friends with that Stupid Vodka Fake China and Shia Terrorist and control your president please and give justice to dacera deaths!!
Spainball - Stop supporting
Serbiaball but we both hate
Russiaball and
Iranball and i oppose
Cataloniaball independence so ok.
Enemies/Vaenlased
- Anyone who says she's Baltic or Slavic - Plox stop, Mina really hate it, this had nothing to do with Nordic or anything but just because I'm in the Baltic States and was occupied many times by Slav countries does not mean yuo need to call me Baltic or Slavic
Chinaball - FAKE CHINA ALSO STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH VODKA ALSO STOP SPREADING US WITH COVID19 AND ALSO FREE HONG KONG NOW!!!!!!
OTHERWISE...
Nicaraguaball - He hates my friend Taiwan and now he is being friends with Stupid Vodka and Fake China also this city stole my name and my borther flag so REMOVE!! OR I WILL DO IT MYSELF!!!
Mexicoball - Same as Vietnam because he hates my friend Moroccoball so REMOVE TACOS!! Otherwise....
KOMMUNISTLIK KOLETIS - MINU PÕIGE ÖÖ! TE EI KUNAGI TAGASI TAGASI! MA VIHKAN SIND NII PALJU! Loodan, et SATAN RÄPIB SIND KOGUDEGA! FAK YUO GO TO HELL REMOVE COMMIE!!! 1940 NEVER FORGET! I LIKE THE WAY HOW YUO DIE ASSHOLE!!!
Belarusball - Am warning yuo... Stop supporting
the rapist and RESIGN LUKASHENKO NOW!!!
OR I WILL DO IT MYSELF!!!
Iranball - Yuo know what? The death of your general was worth it, and you blew
Saudi Arabiaball's oil rigs up and shot down
Ukraineball's plane. Also stop supporting
Fat Boi! and REMOVE KHOMEINI!! OR I WILL DO IT MYSELF!!!
ISISball - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YUO WILL NEVER ATTACK US IN EESTI CLAY!!! YUO CAN ATTACK US IN NICE BACK IN 2016 BUT HAVE FUN TRYING YUOR BEST TO ATTACK US IN MY CLAY!!! REMOVE JIHAD! REMOVE KEBAB!!!
Zimbabweball - STOP SAYING I WILL GET ANSCHLUSSED BY RUSSIA!, YOU ARE AN EVIL VODKA PUPPET!
Nazi Germanyball - He may have removed
Commie, but MIDA TEGI PÄRAST SEDA? TA TAPAS MINU JUUDI RAHVASTIKU PÄRAST MITTE PÕHJUSEKS! JA VARASTAS MINU INFASTATUURI! TA TAPAB SLAVEID NAGU NAGU JUUDID! TAPAN SAKSAD JÄRGMISEL KORD, kui näitate uuesti! AND DON'T FORGET THAT MINA AND MY
BROTHER DID NOT TRUST A SPIT OUT OF YUO WHEN WE FIRST SAW YUOR UGLY FACE! MINA WILL KEEP MAKING MEMES POKING FUN AT YUO! ALSO MY REPUATION IS ALSO RUINED BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE CALLED MY MONUMENT A WAFFEN-SS MONUMENT! REMOVE HITLER! REMOVE FASCISM! AND MOST IMPORTANTLY... REMOVE YUO!!!!!
North Koreaball - Sure, he's atheist! BUT HE IS A CRIMINAL! Also friends with this
pedophile.
VÄÄRNUD VINDAKARU - HÄRKISITE 2007. AASTAL MINU INTERNETI VÄÄRT VÕIMATUD KÜBERATAKIDEGA JA KUTSUSITE MIND PITUKS JA HÕIVASITE MINU INIMESI! MA JÄTAN TEID!!! Translation: YOU HACKED MY INTERNET IN 2007 WITH YOUR WORTHLESS CYBERATTACKS AND YOU CALL ME A BITCH, AND YOU ANNEX ME AND EXECUTE MY PEOPLE! I WILL BEHEAD YUO!!! JUST GIVE ME BACK Jaanilball AND
Petseriball! 1918 AND 1991 BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE! BECAUSE I WAS FREE FROM THIS FUCKING
PINKO COMMIE! ALSO YOU KIDDNAPPED MY SECURITY OFFCIAL! YUO BETTER REMOVE PUTIN AND POTATO COMMIES FROM THE PREMISES THIS INSTANT!!! NO!!!???
Okie but it's not gonna be fun, then...
- Is that right? How about this? ESTONIA CAN INTO RUSSIA!!!
- NNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Estoniaball then proceeds to hack
Russiaball, after that, Russia is humiliated after losing the Cyber Winter War with Estonia.
Botswanaball - You are a shithole country. I am not a flag stealer. My flag is very different form yours. If anything...please rant at Argentina. F U and ESTI CAN INTO NORDIC! AND THAT'S FINAL!!!
Zanzibarball - NOW THIS IS A FLAG STEALER!!! MINA DON'T CARE IF I WAS PART OF THAT
KURAT WHEN HE ADOPTED IT!!! MINA DON'T CARE IF HE CHANGED IT, HE STILL STOLE IT!!!!
Estelíball - You stole my name and my
brother's flag! CHANGE IT NOW
OTHERWISE I ANSCHLUSS!!!
Vietnamball - YOU! STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH THAT
PEDOPHILE, AND STOP HATING
MOROCCO!!!
Or I will move your capital to Tallinn...
Anti-Americanballs - More Vodka puppets. REMOVE! And Myanmar, yuo deserve to become a military junta.
Coloradoball - YUO MAKE EPISODE ABOUT MY
BROTHER GETTING NUKED??!!! HOW DARE YUO!!! REMOVE CARTMAN!! YUO ARE LUCK YOU NOT MAKE EPISODE WHERE MINA GET NUKED BY EVERYONE KURAT!!!!
Armeniaball - HOW DARE YOU BEAT ME IN 2020 UEFA CUP, 2-0 IS THE WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!! AND ALSO STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH
THAT VODKA AND I NEVER RECOGNIZES YOUR STUPID GENOCIDE !!!
Turkmenistanball - Just like
Worst Korea except you are of Islam, also yuo gib
child molester a puppy, is shame, because you are Ural-Altaic, you are not to be trusted kurat. Yuo make me sick. *Vomits*
CSTOball - Yuo are the most cringe alliance I've ever seen, yuo are with
Fat Vodka Kurat and his buddies. I sure as hell HOPE this alliance dissolves.
Cataloniaball - Communist wannabe, no independence for yuo.
Serbiaball - My meme rival, he also like
Russiaball and is an observer of his
wannabe commie Pact. Also please leave
Kosovoball alone plox.
Boliviaball - Me can into Nordic and no sea for yuo.
Rodrigo Duterte - Dictator, you are the reason why yuo help that
stupid vodka to anschluss me and
Brothers and plus yuo make travel ban to
Kuwaitball and accused him for murdering OFWs so REMOVE WAR ON DRUGS, REMOVE PDP REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE...
OTHERWISE
Romaball - My
brother hates them, so me too, REMOVE MUSTLANE!!!
Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - Remove Gaddafi! REMOVE GADDAFI! YUO ARE WORST LIBYAN! YOU ARE OF FRIENDS WITH THAT
POTATO COMMIE MEANING I AM GO GLAD HE'S DEAD!
Russian Empireball - Look, mina see that yuo hate Communism, and my
brother like you for giving him independence, that's cool. But yuo are reason why yuor
grandson wants to Anchluss me, also you make kill many people in 1896 by stampede. Yuo wanna know something? Yuo suppressed all Non-Russian, even the ones living in MY clay. I've had it with yuo Empires, do not come back here in Eesti clay again KURAT!
Kurwaball - Mina didn't steal your flag. AND STOP BOTHERING POLAND ABOUT YOUR NAME!
How to draw
Drawing Estoniaball is very easy.
- Hand-draw a circle.
- Make large, adorable eyes.
- Add the tri-colour.
- Add a bowtie to the right side of the ball for extra cuteness and to show that Eesti can into feminine.
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