Estoniaball

Estoniaball Republic of Estoniaball: Eestikera Vabariik
←  ↓ February 24, 1918 - July 16, 1940 August 20, 1991 - Present
Can I into Nordic?
General information
Government	Unitary parliamentary constitutional republic
Personality	Cold, depressed, honest, smart, shy, irreligious
Language	Official Language: Estonian Minority Languages: Russian Finnish
Type	Uralic
Capital	Tallinnball
Affiliation	EUball NATOball UNball I WANT INTO!!!
Religion	Atheism Christianity Protestantism Lutheranism Orthodoxy (16.5%)
Relations and opinions
Friends	Brother/BFF Dad Distant Brother Akin? Lithuaniaball (sometimes) Latviaball (sometimes) Poola Ukraineball UKball Germanyball Denmarkball Icelandball Norwayball Let me into nordic plox (Sometimes) USAball Canadaball Taiwanball Philippinesball (neutral) Japanball South Koreaball Moroccoball
Enemies	F****NG PERVERT!! Name stealer + Hungary flag stealer Shit hole country. Flag stealer too! Fake China Shia Terrorist Vietnamball Cubaball Venezuelaball Myanmarball Laosball Cambodiaball Evil Cousin Meme Rival Boliviaball Armeniaball Mexicoball North Koreaball Belarusball STAP SAYIN MY NAME! Your son stole my name and Hungary's flag!! Formerly: Genocider Father of pervert (Monster)
Likes	Nordic (Eesti can into Nordic!) hacking Russiaball NCS (NoCopyrightSounds) Skype (Invented!) Electronic Dance Music Alan Walker (Filmed Faded in Eesti clay!) Eesti Laul Maa Õhk Dance and song festival(Estonia can into Eurovision! 2001 best year in my life!) Atheism FlyingKitty WRC (Ott Tänak 2019!) Artur Rehi Kerli Zimbax Seele Vollerei (she was born in my clay!) Life of Boris (he is from Ukraine or Belarus, but he lives in my clay, and likes it) Memes
Dislikes	Imperialism, Getting bullied, Refugees, Being called a Slav/Eastern European/Baltic/Mongol, being rejected from into nordic, Not being Nordic COMMIES Covid 19 Rodrigo Duterte People thinking she's part of Russia (Kurat, I am not of part of fattie! Press X to Doubt plox)
Historical information
Preceded by	Estonian SSRball
Succeeded by	Nordic Estonia
Is of importants
Can into space?	Jah. But I don't care about that! Nordic is more interesting!!
Börk	Nõrdic Nordic, Eesti Eesti
Food	Rye bread, rye bread cake, rye bread soup, bread pudding, rye bread, flour slop (Kama), blood sausage (Verivorst)
Status
Still cannot into Nordic. Thank you, Ott Tänak! Estonia can into winning WRC.
Notes
What is god? There is no such thing as religion or god Can I plox into Nordic?

“	Can I into Nordic?	”
	— Estonia

“	Is number one country in computer science, so respect me! Gonna hack the world with Lithuania!	”
	— Estonia

“	People often says to me, Estonia, yuo cannot into Nordic. I quoted beforehand, "I am NOT OF BALTIC"! I can into Nordic and I shall prove it! Look at my language and compare to my brothers	”
	— Estonia being interviewed by the news

“	Mu isamaa, mu õnn ja rõõm	”
	— Estonia beginning to sing her national anthem

Estoniaball, officially the Will never be Nordic Republic of YouTube Poops Estoniaball, is a Baltic countryball located in Northern Europe (Don't call her Eastern European). She is bordered by  Latviaball to the South, Russiaball to the West and East, and is located South of Finlandball, and East of Swedenball. The countryball is divided into 15 countyballs, including the capital Tallinnball located in the North, giving her a total area of 17,462 square miles, making her the 129th largest countryball in the world. As of 2019, she has a population of 1.323 million inhabitants.

Like most former communist/soviet states, after the fall of Soviet Unionball, Estonia decided to join EUball and NATOball in order to gain protection from Russiaball. Despite the attempts however, she has failed to join the Nordic Councilball as she is not considered "Nordic" (except by maybe  Finlandball ).

According to Geography Now,  Estoniaball is often seen as that one girl in school that used to get picked on, but is now very popular after doing an incredible act in the talent show. Though she acts very friendly around other European countries, she acts very dark when she is reminded of her past full of being conquered, tortured, and annexed by former empires. Estoniaball can be in deep sadness from time to time, which is why she is such an alcoholic.

Her national day can either be February 24th for when she gained independence from Russian Empireball, or August 20th for when she gained independence from  Soviet Unionball.

She is sad because  Swedenball won't let her into Nordic.

History

Ancient Era (appr. 9000 BC - 1218 AD)

Estoniaball is Finno-Uralic. They are known to have descended from the ancient Uralball, who left the Urals around 11 000 BC. Uralball split into numerous countryballs, two of whom decided to go further into Siberia ( Nenetsball,  Khanty-Mansiball), the Finnicball that went westward also split, some Finnic countryballs reside in what is now  Russiaball ( Mari Elball,  Udmurtiaball) and  Hungaryball that left the Urals millennia later and went to live with Hunball for some time before their conquest in Central Europe.

Europe was basically uninhabited until 9000 BC, when Finnicball settled first in what is now Estoniaball. Their grand cultural heritage tells the story of how  Finlandball was born: Those Estoniaballs that were deemed to unintelligent by Estoniaball chieftains were deported north. But Finlandball was still intact in culture and language, as its badly organised empire of chiefdoms' borders managed to extend from what is now Novgorodball to  Scotlandball (settled by Finnicballs from Saaremaa) and from Samiball to what is now  Polandball before the introduction of Indo-Aryan countryballs to Europe.

By miracle, the asiatic-looking Finnicball (1ball) gradually turned into a darkish blonde 2ball. In time with the populous increase of Indo-European countryballs in Europe, Finnicball's borders were pushed back, maintaining nowaday  Finlandball, Estoniaball,  Latviaball and some of Lithuaniaball. Through the centuries small differences started developing between Finnicball chiefdom speech, becoming different languages and giving birth to  Estoniaball,  Finlandball and  Livoniansball.

Estoniaball was feared by  Russiaball and  Swedenball (Vikingball) for brutally crushing their attempts at invasion and by ransacking and burning down their settlements in return for their intrusive ambitions. Estoniaball didn't know about agriculture until approximately 900-1000 CE, when her chiefdoms slowly started adopting Christianity. Foreign missionaries mainly from  Denmarkball baptised Estoniaball and taught her about growing crops. Before starting ploughing fields, Estoniaball herded aurochs and horses.  Lithuaniaball had already pushed  Finlandball out of  Lithuaniaball by that time,  Lithuaniaballs intermingled with  Livoniansballs and  Latviaball was born. Estoniaball forged Damascus steel from bog iron and sold it to  Swedenball, costing them a lot of silver, from which Estoniaball could scrape hõbevalge (Silver dust), which was believed to have medicinal benefits.

In the 13th century the Teutonic Orderball needed new territories after great losses in the Crusades, so he claimed Estoniaball wasn't Christian and needs to be baptised again. That seemed like a ridiculous allegation for Estoniaball. She got upset and denied him. Thus the Teutonic Orderball and its branch, the  Livonian Orderball started a war with Estoniaball, later joined by  Denmarkball ,  Swedenball and Russiaball . During the Muistne vabadusvõitlus (Ancient Struggle for Freedom) a couple of Estoniaball nobles pledged allegiance to  Denmarkball and continued ruling afterwards, serving the  Denmarkball cause. Estoniaball lost their lands and their freedom after two decades of defending against them to the  Livonian Orderball and  Denmarkball. Thus Estoniaball grew to hate Christianity.

Era of Terra Mariana

After a century of hard labour, repressions and high taxes, Estoniaball revolted in 1343-1345, later deemed Jüriöö ülestõus (Uprising of St. George's Night). Estoniaball burned down hundreds of fortresses and manors.  Denmarkball couldn't suppress the uprisings, so he sold his Estoniaball territories to  Livonian Orderball, who decided to hold negotiations with the chosen four kings of Estoniaball. The  Livonian Orderball demanded all Estoniaballs, who were guilty of murdering the monks of Padise monastery, be put to the sword, for which Estoniaball can have back its own rule. Estoniaball refused to kill his own brethren, for which the kings were butchered at the negotiating table and soon after the peasant armies with lowered morale were crushed as well one by one.

In 1558,  Russiaball demanded  Tartuball to pay debts from three centuries ago, when  Tartuball was conquered and ruled over by  Russiaball for some years while Muistne vabadusvõitlus was going on.  Tartuball refused to pay, so  Russiaball attacked, starting Liivi sõda (Livonian War).  Russiaball had almost taken all of Estoniaball and wanted to install the prince of  Denmarkball as the vassal ruler, when  Swedenball landed in  Tallinnball and took North of Estoniaball away from  Russiaball.  Polandball conquered South of Estoniaball and  Denmarkball kept Saaremaa. Thus Liivi sõda ended in 1583.

Era of Swedish Rule

 Swedenball managed to get all of Estoniaball under his control via treaties after Liivi sõda. Swedenball was Lutheran, meaning felt the need for illiterate peasants to be able to read and comprehend the word of God, which is why Swedenball tried to push through many reforms (she even founded a gymnasium in  Tallinnball in 1631 and an academy in  Tartuball in 1632 that were meant for people from all statuses, although that didn't take effect), but the  Germanyball noble descendants of the  Livonian Orderball were too stubborn and unenlightened to see the need to fund the proposed parochial primary schools nor write down and standardise the Estonian language. Before Põhjasõda (Northern War)  Swedenball started the reduction, reclaiming fiefs granted to the nobility. That turned many nobles against  Swedenball's rule and the nobility started conspiring against it.

At the start of Põhjasõda,  Swedenball had a major advance against  Denmarkball,  Polandball and  Russiaball.  Denmarkball surrendered immediately and  Polandball was crushed without haste. But as time passed,  Swedenball became too greedy and finally began losing battle after battle to  Russiaball. Thus, by 1710  Russiaball had conquered all of Estoniaball.

Era of Russian Rule

For a whole century, little changed in the abysmal conditions in which Estoniaball had to live. Crop failures led to numerous famines, hundreds of women miscarried, most deaths were caused by malnourishment, cholera, typhus, dysentery and tuberculosis. Parochial primary schools started slowly popping up around the country and Estoniaball became literate in an instance. The first printed Bible in keskmurre (1739), the academy in  Tartuball founded by Swedes (1802), the abolishment of serfdom (1816-19), Estoniaball peasants beginning to attend Tartu Ülikool (University of Tartu), Õpetatud Eesti Selts (Learned Estonian Society) (founded by Estoniaball students and  Germanyball estophiles) (1838), and the material for the national epic of Kalevipoeg (Kalevide aka Son of Kalev) are the most known examples of 18th and 19th century Estonian literature. Estoniaball peasants were given surnames derived from either the name of their farmstead or father, their occupation, their appearance or their characteristic or any of those mentioned translated to German. Estoniaball started documenting all of her culture. Estoniaball began buying back her farmstead lands from  Germanyball nobility, taking part in local politics and cultivating parochial choral and instrumental music, which led to the long tradition of the Estonian Song and Dance Festival since 1869.

With the start of Russification, Estoniaball national movement was outlawed and Estonian wasn't allowed to be spoken in schools.  Germanyball governor was replaced with a  Russiaball governor and  Russiaball tried to convert Estoniaball into orthodoxy. After the revolution of 1905, some bans were either lifted or loosened. In 1917 the old  Russiaball collapsed and the new  Russiaball granted autonomy for Estoniaball. Within a small period in February 1918, when  Russiaball forces retreated from the arriving  Germanyball forces and no foreign power was stationed there, Estoniaball declared independence.

Era of Independence

In November 1918  Germanyball surrendered to the Triple Entente and that left Estoniaball to face  Russian SFSRball alone. However,  Estoniaball didn't give up. She rallied and mobilised everyone she could and with the help of  Finlandball volunteers and a couple  UKball destroyers, Estoniaball struck the Russiaball offence as far as  St. Petersburgball and liberated  Latviaball, which had been completely taken by the Reds. Vabadussõda (War of Independence) ended in February 1920. Estoniaball had a hard time in politics. There were too many parties with similar, but still very different ideologies and all the politicians are corrupted. In 1933 Eesti Vabadussõjalaste liit aka Vapsid (Union of Participants in the Estonian War of Independence) demanded that the duties of a prime minister and a president should be separated (until then, those duties were carried out by Riigivanem aka State Elder) and that the presidential elections should be popular, not parliamentary. Estoniaball didn't really prosper until Vaikiv ajastu (Silent Era), which started when Estoniaball declared martial law because of the threat that Vapsid might stage a coup d'état. Thus Estoniaball became an authoritarian regime.

Estoniaball exported grain, dairy, meat, poultry and confectioneries to as far as USAball.  Estoniaball also exported fabric, fine crystal, lime-silica bricks, logs, paper, phosphorite-based fertiliser and oil shale-based petroleum.

World War II

After the signing of MRP in August 1939, Estoniaball was approached by Soviet Unionball, who offered to guarantee their protection and neutrality in the inevitable war. Estoniaball accepted the offer and fell immediately under Soviet Unionball influence. In June 1940 Juunipööre (Revolution of June) happened and the  Estonian SSRball was founded. What followed were mass executions and the deportation to Siberian Labour Camps with everyone being accused of either helping or siding with bourgeoisie Estoniaball. Hundreds flocked on any sort of watercraft to emigrate to  Swedenball to escape punishment. All businesses and factories were nationalised and all farmsteads were ordered to join into kolhoosid or sovhoosid (Collectives). In June 1941 Soviet Unionball ordered juuniküüditamine (June Deportation) to get rid of hostiles to the regime. Approximately 10,000 out of the diminutive Estoniaball population of 1,000,000 were all put on animal wagons overnight and sent to various gulags labour camps across Siberiaball without delay, separating thousands of families. The majority of men were massacred at their arrival at gulags labour camps. The women and children had to do hard labour in mining or logging. It is estimated that the number of casualties juuniküüditamine is around 6,000.

In August 1941 Nazi Germanyball occupied Estonian SSRball and reorganised it into an Eastern territory. Estoniaball was allowed to publicly display the Estonian tricolour and sing the Estonian anthem once again. Estoniaball had its own self-administration and battalions. When Nazi Germanyball was retreating from the Soviet Unionball forces, the de jure Estoniaball cabinet that had been in hiding formed a new cabinet, hoping to replicate the same trick done in 1918 when declaring independence. The new cabinet asked recognition from the Western Allies but got no response. Half of the cabinet fled to  Swedenball, where the Estonian de facto Government-in-exile was founded. Soviet Unionball returned in September 1944. Thus Estoniaball vanished from the world map going into exile in Swedenball with recognition only from USAball.

Era of Soviet Rule

With the return of Soviet Unionball, thousands were tortured and punished for having helped Nazi Germanyball in any way. Hundreds joined the resistance movement Metsavennad (Forest Brothers) hiding in the woods. Collectivization was reinstated. In 1949 Soviet Unionball ordered märtsiküüditamine (March Deportation aka Operation Прибой) to once again get rid of more hostiles. Approximately 22 500 were deported by animal and cargo wagons overnight to gulags. With many kulaks deported, who were a source of food for Metsavennad, the resistance movement perished.

As Soviet Unionball lost its totalitarian dictator in 1953,  Estonian SSRball was hoping of gradually achieving sovereignty through political activism. The youth started joining Komsomol (Young Communist League) wanting to promote national communism. Those dreams were soon crushed. In 1955 Eesti Televisioon went on air.  Estonian SSRball enjoyed a period loosened surveillance and more liberties during Hruštšovi Sula (Khrushchev Thaw). Literature, cinematography and other areas of art flourished.

With Brezhnev,  Estonian SSRball saw major stagnation in social evolution, technology and consumer goods. The word defitsiit (deficit) and standing in lines for any sort of consumer goods became a part of everyday life, as Soviet Unionball wasted its time and money on heavy industry. Russification began again, making Russian mandatory and reducing the importance of the local language. Children had more Russian lessons in a school week than Estonian from their first year in school.  Estonian SSRball intellectuals wrote a public letter adressed to Kremlin, which was ignored and suppressed.

During Gorbachev's reforms,  Estonian SSRball protested against the major project to make a huge mining complex in  Estonian SSRball to mine phosphorite (Fosforiidisõda). Research showed that this sort of mining would ruin the ecosystem and the need for labour would mean locating thousands of Russians into  Estonian SSRball, which would make Russians the majority and completely deprioritise and ultimately annihilate Estoniaball. As the protests bore fruit,  Estonian SSRball saw opportunity to take action, as the Soviet reign had crumbled. Anti-Soviet movements popped up and in 1988  Estonian SSRball enacted Suveräänsusdeklaratsioon (Declaration of Sovereignty). The national anthem Mu isamaa, mu õnn ja rõõm and the tricolour were legalised again.  Estonian SSRball showed its unity and spirit by holding mass gatherings at Lauluväljak and forming the Balti kett (Baltic Way) with  Latvian SSRball and Lithuanian SSRball.  Estonian SSRball then held elections, where only Estonians, who were born in Estoniaball before the revolution or descendents of them could have a vote. In 1991 a referendum for all was held, whether  Estonian SSRball declares independence or stays in the proposed new and more liberal Soviet Unionball sphere. 78% voted for independence. August Putschists wanted to take Toompea and Teletorn, but they failed, as the government called for help and thousands gathered in defence. On August 20th 1991,  Estoniaball regained independence, as the government-in-exile passed its duties on to the newly-formed government. Thus the old republic was restored.

Modern Era

In 1992 a new constitution and the old currency Kroon were reinstated. In 1994  Russiaball agreed to remove all stationed troops in Estoniaball. In 2001 Estoniaball won the Eurovision contest (although people said that she didn't deserve it). Estoniaball joined the EU and NATO in 2004 after a referendum. In 2008, along with the entire world, Estoniaball suffered a big economic collapse. In 2011 Estonia adopted the Euro. In 2018 Estoniaball celebrated her 100th anniversary.

Estonia has become a leading country in infotechnological field, especially thanks to help from the EUball. Estonia is also considered to be quite libertarian, one of the freest countries in the world, including of very high level of economic freedom. However, still has mandatory military service.

In 2019, Estoniaball can into winning WRC, when on October 27, Ott Tänak finished second in Rally Catalunya. After coming third in 2017 and 2018 championships, he won the championship in 2019, ending the 15-year dominance of two French Sebastiens (Loeb and Ogier). Previously, Markko Märtin had come 3rd in 2004.

Biological origin

Although Estoniaball is in the Baltic region ( Finlandball was also considered to be located in the Baltics before WWII as all of them had coastlines with the Baltic Sea), Estoniaball is not Baltic by tongue or genes. Estoniaball and Finlandball are from the same family, which is why they share an outstandingly similar language with Finlandball, even though that similarity might not be that comprehensible for a foreigner, because they can't assume how vowels could have evolved differently, how vocabulary and orthography has been influenced by different foreign languages, how cases work and where the accent is.

Flag Colors

The flag of Estonia is a horizontal tricolor composing of the colors blue, black, and white.

Color Name		RGB	CMYK	HEX
	True Blue	0, 114, 206	C100-M45-Y0-K19	#0072CE
	Black	0, 0, 0	C0-M0-Y0-K100	#000000
	White	255, 255, 255	N/A	#FFFFFF

The blue represents loyalty and the beautiful blue skies, the black is symbolic of past oppression, and represents the forest in the winter, and the white represents virtue and the winter snows.

Relationships/Suhted

Friends/Sõbrad

Anyone who like memes are a friend to Eesti, but these are the most important ones.

• Czechiaball - Atheist bro. Also gib police cars.
• Finlandball - Biological brother. Best friend. Buys longero from me. We share the same national anthem. Lets me into Nordic YAY! Save me from Commie Russia plox! 
• Germanyball and other EUball members - They help protect me from Russiaball
• Hungaryball - Distant biological brother, why are you far away? He is very religious. And he is friends with Russiaball but is okay, as long as he keeps him (Russia) away from me. Why do yuo hate EUball?
  • - Well, he imposed Article 7 santions against me, and he would not leave me alone,and turned Finnország against me, and would just pester me with his refugees. Yeah, I'll make sure Russia does not bother yuo. Love yuo.
• Swedenball - We don't hate eachother because of Nordic, we are very good friends, when Soviet Unionball anschlussed me, many of us fled there, also we cooperate on of a project together, Mina have union in his clay, he hates Vodka and Mina do more than him. He used to own me, but that was a long time ago. so let me in plox, I'm Finland biolocical sister, if yuo don't then Mina will make YTP on yuor PieDiePie!!! Also thanks for the Eurovision singers btw. And yes 2001 WAS worth it. DEAL WITH IT!!! but we aern't enemies in real life
  • - Congratulations Estland, yuo really deserved 2001... Jag guess. YOUTUBE POOPS YUO SAY!? BRING IT!!!!
• Icelandball - He recognized me of independence first in 1991. Badass Nordic brother, is pure Viking. Home of Björk! But, I don't get why you are friends with that fat boi... But hey, we can still into friends!
• Norwayball - Is one of the few Nordic countries that let me into Nordic next to Finlandball oh, okay, yuo think about it, and also Mina love Alan Walker because he filmed Faded in my clay. Oh and also, he gib me monies. But why yuo hate Irelandball? He is of meme bro like us...
• Xinjiangball - Awwwww. Yuo are poor countryball, don't worry, Mina support yuo against Chinaball
• Latviaball - Baltic stepsister. But I want to into Nordic. And stop taking my alcohol revenues! And why are you fine with Russiaball? But I think we still can into good friends.
• Lithuaniaball - Suicidal Baltic stepsister. But I want to into Nordic not Baltic. We both like basketball and hate Russiaball so we can into good friends. Also I need you because together we will hack the world! (Lithuania is number two in computer science.)
• Polandball - Is of good friend, but claims I am of Baltic. Happy 100 years! Also, He is best friend of My Brother.
• UKball - Helped me fightings commie in 1919. There's also a considerable Estonian diaspora of students in the UK.
• Ukraineball - Cheap workers. Also removes vodka
• Uralball - My dad.
• USAball - I am in his NATOball alliance, He likes me and calls me cute. He also protects me from Russiaball.
• Irelandball - Is non-Nordic ally in the Nordic Battlegroup! I like his memes, also friend of my Step-Sister.
• Turkeyball - He is one of the only Muslims that does not kill atheists but am be concern he may oppress them in the future. I never met him in me life
• Marylandball - Me and him are best friends, most of my sister cites are in his clay, and his national guard partnered with me after that Kurat died. Hell, a whole lot of my people live in his clay!
• Albaniaball - I recognize Kosovoball on you so also we have a common enemies
• Hong Kongball - Support you in Chinaball.
•  Japanball - I like your favorite anime so I like you.
•  South Koreaball - Best Korea unlike your brother because he is a commie.
• OhioRawr - Lots of Estonians in northern Ohio so he can into friendship.
• Romaniaball - NATO Bro, he removed communism in a more extreme way, so I like you, but Mina just have one problem with you, can you just, stop bringing these Romi to my clay? And, Why do yuo hate My Brother?
  • : Yuo mean the Gypsies? Yeah, is not my problem, plox know that.
• Ghanaball - I like your memes, even that coffin dance meme, also we have a common ememy.
• Azerbaijanball - I don't recognize Armenian genocide for yuo atleast your ok.
  • - Thanks, just no matter what happen, never forget what he did to me.
• Taiwanball - No matter what, yuo will always be True China.
• Canadaball - Noice Vodka Remover country!
• Moroccoball - He wants to be the devil just like how Mina want to be Nordic for some reason, my brother hate yuo, but yuo are still my friend! Don't worry buddy! Also, when yuo become devil, make sure yuo rape Kurat with pitchforks okay?
• Saudi Arabiaball - We both hate Iranball and my meme rival ok at least yuo are great kebab.
• I will always want yuo... - Is my brother who lives with Russiaball, can only be either Finnish or Estonian clay. Plox choose Eeeti clay, or Finnish.
• Greeceball - No worries! I'll help yuo with debts!
• FlyingKitty - The best YouTuber in the world!

Neutral/Neutraalne

• Denmarkball - He founded my capital, but my brother hates him, so it's why he's in Neutral.
• Texasball - He likes my clay, and he even wants to use my countries name and counties on his neighbourhood. Sure! go right on ahead bro! But he hates the Big Smoke Meme because he was spammed with it on True Capitalist Radio. Well, okay then...
  • - WILL YOU SHOVE THAT SONG UP YOUR ASS??!!!
• Alandball - She is my brother's daughter that hates Russia for taking her, as well as Finland, almost as much as I hate Russia for annexing me and even hacking my internets. BUT WHY DO YUO LIKE SWEDEN AND NOT FINLAND? ALSO I DON'T CARE IF I GET ANNEXED BY FINLAND SINCE I'M HIS SISTER, IF YOU WANT TO WISH SOMEONE GOT ANNEX INSTED OF YOU, WISH KARELIA GOT ACSHLUSS, HE WANT'S INTO FINLAND! JUST LIKE HOW YOU WANT INTO SWEDEN!
• Philippinesball - I don't know about her, I heard she likes USA but please stop supporting and being friends with that Stupid Vodka Fake China and Shia Terrorist and control your president please and give justice to dacera deaths!!
• Spainball - Stop supporting Serbiaball but we both hate Russiaball and Iranball and i oppose Cataloniaball independence so ok.

Enemies/Vaenlased

• Anyone who says she's Baltic or Slavic - Plox stop, Mina really hate it, this had nothing to do with Nordic or anything but just because I'm in the Baltic States and was occupied many times by Slav countries does not mean yuo need to call me Baltic or Slavic
• Chinaball - FAKE CHINA ALSO STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH VODKA ALSO STOP SPREADING US WITH COVID19 AND ALSO FREE HONG KONG NOW!!!!!! OTHERWISE...
• Nicaraguaball - He hates my friend Taiwan and now he is being friends with Stupid Vodka and Fake China also this city stole my name and my borther flag so REMOVE!! OR I WILL DO IT MYSELF!!!
• Mexicoball - Same as Vietnam because he hates my friend Moroccoball so REMOVE TACOS!! Otherwise....
• KOMMUNISTLIK KOLETIS - MINU PÕIGE ÖÖ! TE EI KUNAGI TAGASI TAGASI! MA VIHKAN SIND NII PALJU! Loodan, et SATAN RÄPIB SIND KOGUDEGA! FAK YUO GO TO HELL REMOVE COMMIE!!! 1940 NEVER FORGET! I LIKE THE WAY HOW YUO DIE ASSHOLE!!!
• Belarusball - Am warning yuo... Stop supporting the rapist and RESIGN LUKASHENKO NOW!!! OR I WILL DO IT MYSELF!!!
• Iranball - Yuo know what? The death of your general was worth it, and you blew Saudi Arabiaball's oil rigs up and shot down Ukraineball's plane. Also stop supporting Fat Boi! and REMOVE KHOMEINI!! OR I WILL DO IT MYSELF!!!
• ISISball - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YUO WILL NEVER ATTACK US IN EESTI CLAY!!! YUO CAN ATTACK US IN NICE BACK IN 2016 BUT HAVE FUN TRYING YUOR BEST TO ATTACK US IN MY CLAY!!! REMOVE JIHAD! REMOVE KEBAB!!!
• Zimbabweball - STOP SAYING I WILL GET ANSCHLUSSED BY RUSSIA!, YOU ARE AN EVIL VODKA PUPPET!
• Nazi Germanyball - He may have removed Commie, but MIDA TEGI PÄRAST SEDA? TA TAPAS MINU JUUDI RAHVASTIKU PÄRAST MITTE PÕHJUSEKS! JA VARASTAS MINU INFASTATUURI! TA TAPAB SLAVEID NAGU NAGU JUUDID! TAPAN SAKSAD JÄRGMISEL KORD, kui näitate uuesti! AND DON'T FORGET THAT MINA AND MY BROTHER DID NOT TRUST A SPIT OUT OF YUO WHEN WE FIRST SAW YUOR UGLY FACE! MINA WILL KEEP MAKING MEMES POKING FUN AT YUO! ALSO MY REPUATION IS ALSO RUINED BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE CALLED MY MONUMENT A WAFFEN-SS MONUMENT! REMOVE HITLER! REMOVE FASCISM! AND MOST IMPORTANTLY... REMOVE YUO!!!!!
• North Koreaball - Sure, he's atheist! BUT HE IS A CRIMINAL! Also friends with this pedophile.
• VÄÄRNUD VINDAKARU - HÄRKISITE 2007. AASTAL MINU INTERNETI VÄÄRT VÕIMATUD KÜBERATAKIDEGA JA KUTSUSITE MIND PITUKS JA HÕIVASITE MINU INIMESI! MA JÄTAN TEID!!! Translation: YOU HACKED MY INTERNET IN 2007 WITH YOUR WORTHLESS CYBERATTACKS AND YOU CALL ME A BITCH, AND YOU ANNEX ME AND EXECUTE MY PEOPLE! I WILL BEHEAD YUO!!! JUST GIVE ME BACK Jaanilball AND Petseriball! 1918 AND 1991 BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE! BECAUSE I WAS FREE FROM THIS FUCKING PINKO COMMIE! ALSO YOU KIDDNAPPED MY SECURITY OFFCIAL! YUO BETTER REMOVE PUTIN AND POTATO COMMIES FROM THE PREMISES THIS INSTANT!!! NO!!!??? Okie but it's not gonna be fun, then...
  • - Is that right? How about this? ESTONIA CAN INTO RUSSIA!!!
  • - NNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • Estoniaball then proceeds to hack Russiaball, after that, Russia is humiliated after losing the Cyber Winter War with Estonia.
• Botswanaball - You are a shithole country. I am not a flag stealer. My flag is very different form yours. If anything...please rant at Argentina. F U and ESTI CAN INTO NORDIC! AND THAT'S FINAL!!!
  • : But you still Use the same colors as me. Blue White and Black! And Argentina is my frienemy because we both hate the minorites of our countries AND STOP CALLING ME A SH*THOLE COUNTRY!!!!
• Zanzibarball - NOW THIS IS A FLAG STEALER!!! MINA DON'T CARE IF I WAS PART OF THAT KURAT WHEN HE ADOPTED IT!!! MINA DON'T CARE IF HE CHANGED IT, HE STILL STOLE IT!!!!
•  Estelíball - You stole my name and my brother's flag! CHANGE IT NOW OTHERWISE I ANSCHLUSS!!!
• Vietnamball - YOU! STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH THAT PEDOPHILE, AND STOP HATING MOROCCO!!! Or I will move your capital to Tallinn...
• Anti-Americanballs - More Vodka puppets. REMOVE! And Myanmar, yuo deserve to become a military junta.
• Coloradoball - YUO MAKE EPISODE ABOUT MY BROTHER GETTING NUKED??!!! HOW DARE YUO!!! REMOVE CARTMAN!! YUO ARE LUCK YOU NOT MAKE EPISODE WHERE MINA GET NUKED BY EVERYONE KURAT!!!!
• Armeniaball - HOW DARE YOU BEAT ME IN 2020 UEFA CUP, 2-0 IS THE WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!! AND ALSO STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH THAT VODKA AND I NEVER RECOGNIZES YOUR STUPID GENOCIDE !!!
• Turkmenistanball - Just like Worst Korea except you are of Islam, also yuo gib child molester a puppy, is shame, because you are Ural-Altaic, you are not to be trusted kurat. Yuo make me sick. *Vomits*
• CSTOball - Yuo are the most cringe alliance I've ever seen, yuo are with Fat Vodka Kurat and his buddies. I sure as hell HOPE this alliance dissolves.
• Cataloniaball - Communist wannabe, no independence for yuo.
• Serbiaball - My meme rival, he also like Russiaball and is an observer of his wannabe commie Pact. Also please leave Kosovoball alone plox.
• Boliviaball - Me can into Nordic and no sea for yuo.
• Rodrigo Duterte - Dictator, you are the reason why yuo help that stupid vodka to anschluss me and Brothers and plus yuo make travel ban to Kuwaitball and accused him for murdering OFWs so REMOVE WAR ON DRUGS, REMOVE PDP REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE... OTHERWISE
• Romaball - My brother hates them, so me too, REMOVE MUSTLANE!!!
• Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - Remove Gaddafi! REMOVE GADDAFI! YUO ARE WORST LIBYAN! YOU ARE OF FRIENDS WITH THAT POTATO COMMIE MEANING I AM GO GLAD HE'S DEAD!
• Russian Empireball - Look, mina see that yuo hate Communism, and my brother like you for giving him independence, that's cool. But yuo are reason why yuor grandson wants to Anchluss me, also you make kill many people in 1896 by stampede. Yuo wanna know something? Yuo suppressed all Non-Russian, even the ones living in MY clay. I've had it with yuo Empires, do not come back here in Eesti clay again KURAT!
• Kurwaball - Mina didn't steal your flag. AND STOP BOTHERING POLAND ABOUT YOUR NAME!

How to draw

Drawing Estoniaball is very easy.

1. Hand-draw a circle.
2. Make large, adorable eyes.
3. Add the tri-colour.
4. Add a bowtie to the right side of the ball for extra cuteness and to show that Eesti can into feminine.

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