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|“||Is number one country in computer science, so respect me! Gonna hack the world with Lithuania!||”|
Estoniaball, officially the
Nordic Republic of Estoniaball, is a Baltic countryball located in Northern Europe (Don't call her Eastern European). She is bordered by Latviaball to the South, Russiaball to the West and East, and is located South of Finlandball, and East of Swedenball. The country is divided into 15 counties, including the capital Tallinnball located in the North, giving her a total area of 17,462 square miles, making her the 129th largest country in the world. As of 2019, she has a population of 1.323 million inhabitants.
Like most former communist/soviet states, after the fall of Soviet Unionball, Estonia decided to join EUball and NATOball in order to gain protection from Russia. Despite the attempts however, she has failed to join the Nordic Councilball as she is not considered "Nordic" (except by maybe Finlandball ).
According to Geography Now, Estoniaball is often seen as that one girl in school that used to get picked on, but is now very popular after doing an incredible act in the talent show. Though she acts very friendly around other European countries, she acts very dark when she is reminded of her past full of being conquered, tortured, and annexed by former empires. Estoniaball can be in deep sadness from time to time, which is why she is such an alcoholic.
She is sad because Swedenball won't let her into Nordic.
Ancient Era (appr. 9000 BC - 1218 AD)
Estoniaball is Finno-Uralic. They are known to have descended from the ancient Uralball, who left the Urals around 11 000 BC. Uralball split into numerous countryballs, two of whom decided to go further into Siberia ( Nenetsball, Khanty-Mansiball), the Finnicball that went westward also split, some Finnic countryballs reside in what is now Russiaball ( Mari Elball, Udmurtiaball) and Hungaryball that left the Urals millennia later and went to live with Hunball for some time before their conquest in Central Europe.
Europe was basically uninhabited until 9000 BC, when Finnicball settled first in what is now Estoniaball. Their grand cultural heritage tells the story of how Finlandball was born: Those Estoniaballs that were deemed to unintelligent by Estoniaball chieftains were deported North. But Finland was still intact in culture and language, as its badly organised empire of chiefdoms' borders managed to extend from what is now Novgorodball to Scotlandball (settled by Finnicballs from Saaremaa) and from Samiball to what is now Polandball before the introduction of Indo-Aryan country balls to Europe.
By miracle, the asiatic-looking Finnicball (1ball) gradually turned into a darkish blonde 2ball. In time with the populous increase of Indo-European countryballs in Europe, Finnicball's borders were pushed back, maintaining nowaday Finlandball, Estoniaball, Latviaball and some of Lithuaniaball. Through the centuries small differences started developing between Finnicball chiefdom speech, becoming different languages and giving birth to Estoniaball, Finlandball and Livoniansball.
Estoniaball was feared by Russiaball and Swedenball (Vikingball) for brutally crushing their attempts at invasion and by ransacking and burning down their settlements in return for their intrusive ambitions. Estoniaball didn't know about agriculture until approximately 900-1000 CE, when her chiefdoms slowly started adopting Christianity. Foreign missionaries mainly from Denmarkball baptised Estoniaball and taught her about growing crops. Before starting ploughing fields, Estoniaball herded aurochs and horses. Lithuaniaball had already pushed Finlandball out of Lithuaniaball by that time, Lithuaniaballs intermingled with Livoniansballs and Latviaball was born. Estoniaball forged Damascus steel from bog iron and sold it to Swedenball, costing them a lot of silver, from which Estoniaball could scrape hõbevalge (Silver dust), which was believed to have medicinal benefits.
In the 13th century the Teutonic Orderball needed new territories after great losses in the Crusades, so he claimed Estoniaball wasn't Christian and needs to be baptised again. That seemed like a ridiculous allegation for Estoniaball. She got upset and denied him. Thus the Teutonic Orderball and its branch, the Livonian Orderball started a war with Estoniaball, later joined by Denmarkball , Swedenball and Russiaball . During the Muistne vabadusvõitlus (Ancient Struggle for Freedom) a couple of Estoniaball nobles pledged allegiance to Denmarkball and continued ruling afterwards, serving the Denmarkball cause. Estoniaball lost their lands and their freedom after two decades of defending against them to the Livonian Orderball and Denmarkball. Thus Estoniaball grew to hate Christianity.
Era of Terra Mariana
After a century of hard labour, repressions and high taxes, Estoniaball revolted in 1343-1345, later deemed Jüriöö ülestõus (Uprising of St. George's Night). Estoniaball burned down hundreds of fortresses and manors. Denmarkball couldn't suppress the uprisings, so he sold his Estoniaball territories to Livonian Orderball, who decided to hold negotiations with the chosen four kings of Estoniaball. The Livonian Orderball demanded all Estoniaballs, who were guilty of murdering the monks of Padise monastery, be put to the sword, for which Estoniaball can have back its own rule. Estoniaball refused to kill his own brethren, for which the kings were butchered at the negotiating table and soon after the peasant armies with lowered morale were crushed as well one by one.
In 1558, Russiaball demanded Tartuball to pay debts from three centuries ago, when Tartuball was conquered and ruled over by Russiaball for some years while Muistne vabadusvõitlus was going on. Tartuball refused to pay, so Russiaball attacked, starting Liivi sõda (Livonian War). Russiaball had almost taken all of Estoniaball and wanted to install the prince of Denmarkball as the vassal ruler, when Swedenball landed in Tallinnball and took North of Estoniaball away from Russiaball. Polandball conquered South of Estoniaball and Denmarkball kept Saaremaa. Thus Liivi sõda ended in 1583.
Era of Swedish Rule
Swedenball managed to get all of Estoniaball under his control via treaties after Liivi sõda. Swedenball was Lutheran, meaning felt the need for illiterate peasants to be able to read and comprehend the word of God, which is why Swedenball tried to push through many reforms (she even founded a gymnasium in Tallinnball in 1631 and an academy in Tartuball in 1632 that were meant for people from all statuses, although that didn't take effect), but the Germanyball noble descendants of the Livonian Orderball were too stubborn and unenlightened to see the need to fund the proposed parochial primary schools nor write down and standardise the Estonian language. Before Põhjasõda (Northern War) Swedenball started the reduction, reclaiming fiefs granted to the nobility. That turned many nobles against Swedenball's rule and the nobility started conspiring against it.
At the start of Põhjasõda, Swedenball had a major advance against Denmarkball, Polandball and Russiaball. Denmarkball surrendered immediately and Polandball was crushed without haste. But as time passed, Swedenball became too greedy and finally began losing battle after battle to Russiaball. Thus, by 1710 Russiaball had conquered all of Estoniaball.
Era of Russian Rule
For a whole century, little changed in the abysmal conditions in which Estoniaball had to live. Crop failures led to numerous famines, hundreds of women miscarried, most deaths were caused by malnourishment, cholera, typhus, dysentery and tuberculosis. Parochial primary schools started slowly popping up around the country and Estoniaball became literate in an instance. The first printed Bible in keskmurre (1739), the academy in Tartuball founded by Swedes (1802), the abolishment of serfdom (1816-19), Estoniaball peasants beginning to attend Tartu Ülikool (University of Tartu), Õpetatud Eesti Selts (Learned Estonian Society) (founded by Estoniaball students and Germanyball estophiles) (1838), and the material for the national epic of Kalevipoeg (Kalevide aka Son of Kalev) are the most known examples of 18th and 19th century Estonian literature. Estoniaball peasants were given surnames derived from either the name of their farmstead or father, their occupation, their appearance or their characteristic or any of those mentioned translated to German. Estoniaball started documenting all of her culture. Estoniaball began buying back her farmstead lands from Germanyball nobility, taking part in local politics and cultivating parochial choral and instrumental music, which led to the long tradition of the Estonian Song and Dance Festival since 1869.
With the start of Russification, Estoniaball national movement was outlawed and Estonian wasn't allowed to be spoken in schools. Germanyball governor was replaced with a Russiaball governor and Russiaball tried to convert Estoniaball into orthodoxy. After the revolution of 1905, some bans were either lifted or loosened. In 1917 the old Russiaball collapsed and the new Russiaball granted autonomy for Estoniaball. Within a small period in February 1918, when Russiaball forces retreated from the arriving Germanyball forces and no foreign power was stationed there, Estoniaball declared independence.
Era of Independence
In November 1918 Germanyball surrendered to the Triple Entente and that left Estoniaball to face Russian SFSRball alone. However, Estoniaball didn't give up. She rallied and mobilised everyone she could and with the help of Finlandball volunteers and a couple UKball destroyers, Estoniaball struck the Russiaball offence as far as St. Petersburgball and liberated Latviaball, which had been completely taken by the Reds. Vabadussõda (War of Independence) ended in February 1920. Estoniaball had a hard time in politics. There were too many parties with similar, but still very different ideologies and all the politicians are corrupted. In 1933 Eesti Vabadussõjalaste liit aka Vapsid (Union of Participants in the Estonian War of Independence) demanded that the duties of a prime minister and a president should be separated (until then, those duties were carried out by Riigivanem aka State Elder) and that the presidential elections should be popular, not parliamentary. Estoniaball didn't really prosper until Vaikiv ajastu (Silent Era), which started when Estoniaball declared martial law because of the threat that Vapsid might stage a coup d'état. Thus Estoniaball became an authoritarian regime.
Estoniaball exported grain, dairy, meat, poultry and confectioneries to as far as USAball. Estoniaball also exported fabric, fine crystal, lime-silica bricks, logs, paper, phosphorite-based fertiliser and oil shale-based petroleum.
After the signing of MRP in August 1939, Estoniaball was approached by Soviet Unionball, who offered to guarantee their protection and neutrality in the inevitable war. Estoniaball accepted the offer and fell immediately under Soviet Unionball influence. In June 1940 Juunipööre (Revolution of June) happened and the Estonian SSRball was founded. What followed were mass executions and the deportation to Siberian Labour Camps with everyone being accused of either helping or siding with bourgeoisie Estoniaball. Hundreds flocked on any sort of watercraft to emigrate to Swedenball to escape punishment. All businesses and factories were nationalised and all farmsteads were ordered to join into kolhoosid or sovhoosid (Collectives). In June 1941 Soviet Unionball ordered juuniküüditamine (June Deportation) to get rid of hostiles to the regime. Approximately 10,000 out of the diminutive Estoniaball population of 1,000,000 were all put on animal wagons overnight and sent to various gulags labour camps across Siberiaball without delay, separating thousands of families. The majority of men were massacred at their arrival at
gulags labour camps. The women and children had to do hard labour in mining or logging. It is estimated that the number of casualties juuniküüditamine is around 6,000.
In August 1941 Nazi Germanyball occupied Estonian SSRball and reorganised it into an Eastern territory. Estoniaball was allowed to publicly display the Estonian tricolour and sing the Estonian anthem once again. Estoniaball had its own self-administration and battalions. When Nazi Germanyball was retreating from the Soviet Unionball forces, the de jure Estoniaball cabinet that had been in hiding formed a new cabinet, hoping to replicate the same trick done in 1918 when declaring independence. The new cabinet asked recognition from the Western Allies but got no response. Half of the cabinet fled to Swedenball, where the Estonian de facto Government-in-exile was founded. Soviet Unionball returned in September 1944. Thus Estoniaball vanished from the world map going into exile in Swedenball with recognition only from USAball.
Era of Soviet Rule
With the return of Soviet Unionball, thousands were tortured and punished for having helped Nazi Germanyball in any way. Hundreds joined the resistance movement Metsavennad (Forest Brothers) hiding in the woods. Collectivization was reinstated. In 1949 Soviet Unionball ordered märtsiküüditamine (March Deportation aka Operation Прибой) to once again get rid of more hostiles. Approximately 22 500 were deported by animal and cargo wagons overnight to gulags. With many kulaks deported, who were a source of food for Metsavennad, the resistance movement perished.
As Soviet Unionball lost its totalitarian dictator in 1953, Estonian SSRball was hoping of gradually achieving sovereignty through political activism. The youth started joining Komsomol (Young Communist League) wanting to promote national communism. Those dreams were soon crushed. In 1955 Eesti Televisioon went on air. Estonian SSRball enjoyed a period loosened surveillance and more liberties during Hruštšovi Sula (Khrushchev Thaw). Literature, cinematography and other areas of art flourished.
With Brezhnev, Estonian SSRball saw major stagnation in social evolution, technology and consumer goods. The word defitsiit (deficit) and standing in lines for any sort of consumer goods became a part of everyday life, as Soviet Unionball wasted its time and money on heavy industry. Russification began again, making Russian mandatory and reducing the importance of the local language. Children had more Russian lessons in a school week than Estonian from their first year in school. Estonian SSRball intellectuals wrote a public letter adressed to Kremlin, which was ignored and suppressed.
During Gorbachev's reforms, Estonian SSRball protested against the major project to make a huge mining complex in Estonian SSRball to mine phosphorite (Fosforiidisõda). Research showed that this sort of mining would ruin the ecosystem and the need for labour would mean locating thousands of Russians into Estonian SSRball, which would make Russians the majority and completely deprioritise and ultimately annihilate Estoniaball. As the protests bore fruit, Estonian SSRball saw opportunity to take action, as the Soviet reign had crumbled. Anti-Soviet movements popped up and in 1988 Estonian SSRball enacted Suveräänsusdeklaratsioon (Declaration of Sovereignty). The national anthem Mu isamaa, mu õnn ja rõõm and the tricolour were legalised again. Estonian SSRball showed its unity and spirit by holding mass gatherings at Lauluväljak and forming the Balti kett (Baltic Way) with Latvian SSRball and Lithuanian SSRball. Estonian SSRball then held elections, where only Estonians, who were born in Estoniaball before the revolution or descendents of them could have a vote. In 1991 a referendum for all was held, whether Estonian SSRball declares independence or stays in the proposed new and more liberal Soviet Unionball sphere. 78% voted for independence. August Putschists wanted to take Toompea and Teletorn, but they failed, as the government called for help and thousands gathered in defence. On August 20th 1991, Estoniaball regained independence, as the government-in-exile passed its duties on to the newly-formed government. Thus the old republic was restored.
In 1992 a new constitution and the old currency Kroon were reinstated. In 1994 Russiaball agreed to remove all stationed troops in Estoniaball. In 2001 Estoniaball won the Eurovision contest (although people said that she didn't deserve it). Estoniaball joined the EU and NATO in 2004 after a referendum. In 2008, along with the entire world, Estoniaball suffered a big economic collapse. In 2011 Estonia adopted the Euro. In 2018 Estoniaball celebrated her 100th anniversary.
Estonia has become a leading country in infotechnological field, especially thanks to help from the EUball. Estonia is also considered to be quite libertarian, one of the freest countries in the world, including of very high level of economic freedom. However, still has mandatory military service.
In 2019, Estoniaball can into winning WRC, when on October 27, Ott Tänak finished second in Rally Catalunya. After coming third in 2017 and 2018 championships, he won the championship in 2019, ending the 15-year dominance of two French Sebastiens (Loeb and Ogier). Previously, Markko Märtin had come 3rd in 2004.
Although Estoniaball is in the Baltic region ( Finlandball was also considered to be located in the Baltics before WWII as all of them had coastlines with the Baltic Sea), Estoniaball is not Baltic by tongue or genes. Estoniaball and Finlandball are from the same family, which is why they share an outstandingly similar language with Finlandball, even though that similarity might not be that comprehensible for a foreigner, because they can't assume how vowels could have evolved differently, how vocabulary and orthography has been influenced by different foreign languages, how cases work and where the accent is.
The flag of Estonia is a horizontal tricolor composing of the colors blue, black, and white.
|True Blue||0, 114, 206||C100-M45-Y0-K19||#0072CE|
|Black||0, 0, 0||C0-M0-Y0-K100||#000000|
|White||255, 255, 255||N/A||#FFFFFF|
The blue represents loyalty and the beautiful blue skies, the black is symbolic of past oppression, and represents the forest in the winter, and the white represents virtue and the winter snows.
- Czechiaball - Atheist bro. Also gib police cars.
- Finlandball - Biological brother. Best friend. Buys longero from me. We share the same national anthem. Lets me into Nordic YAY! Save me from Commie Russia plox!
- Germanyball and other EUball members - They help protect me from Russiaball.
- Hungaryball - Distant biological brother, why are you far away?
- Icelandball - He recognized me of independence first in 1991. Badass Nordic brother, is pure Viking. Home of Björk!
- Latviaball - Baltic stepsister. But I want to into Nordic. And stop taking my alcohol revenues! But we both hate Russiaball so we can into good friends.
- Lithuaniaball -
SuicidalBaltic stepsister. But I want to into Nordic not Baltic. We both like basketball and hate Russiaball so we can into good friends. Also I need you because together we will hack the world! (Lithuania is number two in computer science.)
- Polandball - Is of good friend, but claims I am of Baltic. Happy 100 years! Also, He is best friend of My Brother.
- UKball - Helped me fightings commie in 1919. There's also a considerable Estonian diaspora of students in the UK.
- Ukraineball - Cheap workers. Also removes vodka
- Uralball - My dad.
- USAball - I am in his NATOball alliance, He likes me and calls me cute. He also protects me from Russiaball.
- Turkeyball - He is of Ural-Altaic and one of the only Muslims that does not kill atheists
but am be concern he may oppress them in the future. I never met him in me life.
- Denmarkball - Although he does not let me into Nordic, we are Skype buddies.
- Norwayball -
For letting me into nordic. He gibs me monies. CAN YOU ASK YOUR BROTHER AGAIN??? I REALLY WANT INTO NORDIC WITH MY BALTIC SISTERS!!!
- Swedenball - He's actually friendly to me unless I talk about Nordic. Although he does not let me into Nordic, we are Skype buddies.
So, let me in plox.... I'm Finland's biological sister!!!!!! If you don't I will make YTPs on your Pewdiepie!!!!!And thanks for the Eurovision singers btw.
- Soviet Unionball - YOU WILL NEVER BE BACK! OF FUCKINGS YOU! I HATE YOU SO MUCH! YOU ARE THE REASON WHY THERE'S SO MANY RUSSIANS IN MY CLAY AND WHY I HAVE NIGHTMARES EVERY NIGHT!!! REMOVE COMMIE!!!!!
- ISISball - You killed 2 of us in Nice!
- Nazi Germanyball - Removed Commie, but he's an evil and genocidal imperialist and just as bad.
- North Koreaball - Sure, he's atheist! BUT HE IS A CRIMINAL!
- Russiaball - Worst enemy and nightmare. Remove Vodka and give back Jaaniball and Petseriball! 1918 and 1991 best years of life because I was finally free from stupid Commie!
- Botswanaball - You are a shithole country. I am not a flag stealer. My flag is very different form yours. If anything...please rant at Argentina. F U and ESTI CAN INTO NORDIC!!!
- Estelíball - You stole my name and my brother's flag!
How to draw
Drawing Estoniaball is very easy.
- Hand-draw a circle.
- Make large, adorable eyes.
- Add the tri-colour.
- Add a bowtie to the right side of the ball for extra cuteness and to show that Eesti can into feminine.
|Counties||Harjuball ( Tallinnball) • Hiiuball • Ida-Viruball • Jõgevaball • Järvaball • Lääneball • Lääne-Viruball • Põlvaball • Pärnuball • Raplaball • Saareball • Tartuball • Valgaball • Viljandiball • Võruball|
|Former entities||Migrants from the East (Ancient Finnics) • Terra Marianaball • Danish Estoniaball • Duchy of Estoniaball (1561-1721) • Governorate of Estoniaball • United Baltic Duchyball • Nazi Estoniaball • Estonian SSRball ( Soviet Unionball)|
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