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Estonia
Estonia beginning to sing her national anthemMu isamaa, mu õnn ja rõõm
Estoniaball, officially the Nordic Republic of Estoniaball, is a countryball located in Northern Europe (Don't call it Eastern European). It can into nordic is bordered by
to the south,
Russiaball to the west and east, and is located south of
Finlandball, and east of
Swedenball. The countryball is divided into 15 countyballs, including the capital
Tallinnball located in the North, giving her a total area of 17,462 square miles, making her the 129th largest countryball in the world. As of 2019, she has a population of 1.323 million inhabitants.
Like most former communist/soviet states, after the fall of
Soviet Unionball, Estonia decided to join
EUball and
NATOball in order to gain protection from
Russiaball. Despite the attempts however, it has failed to join the
Nordic Councilball as it is not considered "Nordic" (except by maybe
).
Its national day can either be February 24th for when it gained independence from
Russian Empireball, or August 20th for when it gained independence from
Soviet Unionball.
It is sad because
Swedenball won't let it into
Nordic, the reason why is because it is not directed to Baltics for it's language, which is obviously finnic. Then she is rich unlike her depressive brothers.
History
Ancient Era (appr. 9000 BC - 1218 AD)
Estoniaball is Finno-Uralic. She is known to have descended from the ancient Uralball, who left the Urals around 11 000 BC. Uralball split into numerous countryballs, two of whom decided to go further into Siberia (
,
), the Finnicball that went westward also split, some Finnic countryballs reside in what is now
(
,
) and
that left the Urals millennia later and went to live with
Hunball for some time before their conquest in Central Europe.
Europe was basically uninhabited until 9000 BC, when Finnicball settled first in what is now
Estoniaball. Their grand cultural heritage tells the story of how
was born: Those
Estoniaballs that were deemed to unintelligent by
Estoniaball chieftains were deported north. But Finlandball was still intact in culture and language, as its badly organised empire of chiefdoms' borders managed to extend from what is now Novgorodball to
(settled by Finnicballs from Saaremaa) and from Samiball to what is now
before the introduction of Indo-Aryan countryballs to Europe.
By miracle, the asiatic-looking
Finnicball (1ball) gradually turned into a darkish blonde 2ball. In time with the populous increase of Indo-European countryballs in Europe, Finnicball's borders were pushed back, maintaining nowaday
,
Estoniaball,
and some of Lithuaniaball. Through the centuries small differences started developing between Finnicball chiefdom speech, becoming different languages and giving birth to
Estoniaball,
Finlandball and
Livoniansball.
Estoniaball was feared by
and
(Vikingball) for brutally crushing their attempts at invasion and by ransacking and burning down their settlements in return for their intrusive ambitions.
Estoniaball didn't know about agriculture until approximately 900-1000 CE, when her chiefdoms slowly started adopting Christianity. Foreign missionaries mainly from
baptised
Estoniaball and taught her about growing crops. Before starting ploughing fields,
Estoniaball herded aurochs and horses.
Lithuaniaball had already pushed
Finlandball out of
Lithuaniaball by that time,
Lithuaniaballs intermingled with
Livoniansballs and
was born.
Estoniaball forged Damascus steel from bog iron and sold it to
, costing them a lot of silver, from which
Estoniaball could scrape hõbevalge (Silver dust), which was believed to have medicinal benefits.
In the 13th century the Teutonic Orderball needed new territories after great losses in the Crusades, so he claimed
Estoniaball wasn't Christian and needs to be baptised again. That seemed like a ridiculous allegation for
Estoniaball. She got upset and denied him. Thus the Teutonic Orderball and its branch, the
started a war with
Estoniaball, later joined by
Denmarkball ,
Swedenball and
Russiaball . During the Muistne vabadusvõitlus (Ancient Struggle for Freedom) a couple of
Estoniaball nobles pledged allegiance to
and continued ruling afterwards, serving the
cause.
Estoniaball lost their lands and their freedom after two decades of defending against them to the
and
. Thus
Estoniaball grew to hate Christianity.
Era of Terra Mariana
After a century of hard labour, repressions and high taxes,
Estoniaball revolted in 1343-1345, later deemed Jüriöö ülestõus (Uprising of St. George's Night).
Estoniaball burned down hundreds of fortresses and manors.
couldn't suppress the uprisings, so he sold his
Estoniaball territories to
, who decided to hold negotiations with the chosen four kings of
Estoniaball. The
demanded all
Estoniaballs, who were guilty of murdering the monks of Padise monastery, be put to the sword, for which
Estoniaball can have back its own rule.
Estoniaball refused to kill his own brethren, for which the kings were butchered at the negotiating table and soon after the peasant armies with lowered morale were crushed as well one by one.
In 1558,
demanded
Tartuball to pay debts from three centuries ago, when
Tartuball was conquered and ruled over by
for some years while Muistne vabadusvõitlus was going on.
Tartuball refused to pay, so
attacked, starting Liivi sõda (Livonian War).
had almost taken all of
Estoniaball and wanted to install the prince of
as the vassal ruler, when
landed in
and took North of
Estoniaball away from
.
conquered South of
Estoniaball and
kept Saaremaa. Thus Liivi sõda ended in 1583.
Era of Swedish Rule
managed to get all of
Estoniaball under his control via treaties after Liivi sõda. Swedenball was Lutheran, meaning felt the need for illiterate peasants to be able to read and comprehend the word of God, which is why Swedenball tried to push through many reforms (she even founded a gymnasium in
in 1631 and an academy in
in 1632 that were meant for people from all statuses, although that didn't take effect), but the
noble descendants of the
were too stubborn and unenlightened to see the need to fund the proposed parochial primary schools nor write down and standardise the Estonian language. Before Põhjasõda (Northern War)
started the reduction, reclaiming fiefs granted to the nobility. That turned many nobles against
's rule and the nobility started conspiring against it.
At the start of Põhjasõda,
had a major advance against
,
and
.
surrendered immediately and
was crushed without haste. But as time passed,
became too greedy and finally began losing battle after battle to
. Thus, by 1710
had conquered all of
Estoniaball.
Era of Russian Rule
For a whole century, little changed in the abysmal conditions in which
Estoniaball had to live. Crop failures led to numerous famines, hundreds of women miscarried, most deaths were caused by malnourishment, cholera, typhus, dysentery and tuberculosis. Parochial primary schools started slowly popping up around the country and Estoniaball became literate in an instance. The first printed Bible in keskmurre (1739), the academy in
founded by
Swedes (1802), the abolishment of serfdom (1816-19), Estoniaball peasants beginning to attend Tartu Ülikool (University of Tartu), Õpetatud Eesti Selts (Learned Estonian Society) (founded by
Estoniaball students and
estophiles) (1838), and the material for the national epic of Kalevipoeg (Kalevide aka Son of Kalev) are the most known examples of 18th and 19th century Estonian literature.
Estoniaball peasants were given surnames derived from either the name of their farmstead or father, their occupation, their appearance or their characteristic or any of those mentioned translated to German.
Estoniaball started documenting all of her culture.
Estoniaball began buying back her farmstead lands from
nobility, taking part in local politics and cultivating parochial choral and instrumental music, which led to the long tradition of the Estonian Song and Dance Festival since 1869.
With the start of Russification,
Estoniaball national movement was outlawed and Estonian wasn't allowed to be spoken in schools.
governor was replaced with a
governor and
tried to convert
Estoniaball into orthodoxy. After the revolution of 1905, some bans were either lifted or loosened. In 1917 the old
Russiaball collapsed and the new
Russiaball granted autonomy for
Estoniaball. Within a small period in February 1918, when
forces retreated from the arriving
Germanyball forces and no foreign power was stationed there,
Estoniaball declared independence.
Era of Independence
In November 1918
Germanyball surrendered to the Triple Entente and that left
Estoniaball to face
Russian SFSRball alone. However,
Estoniaball didn't give up. She rallied and mobilised everyone she could and with the help of
volunteers and a couple
UKball destroyers,
Estoniaball struck the Russiaball offence as far as
St. Petersburgball and liberated
, which had been completely taken by the Reds. Vabadussõda (War of Independence) ended in February 1920.
Estoniaball had a hard time in politics. There were too many parties with similar, but still very different ideologies and all the politicians are corrupted. In 1933 Eesti Vabadussõjalaste liit aka Vapsid (Union of Participants in the Estonian War of Independence) demanded that the duties of a prime minister and a president should be separated (until then, those duties were carried out by Riigivanem aka State Elder) and that the presidential elections should be popular, not parliamentary.
Estoniaball didn't really prosper until Vaikiv ajastu (Silent Era), which started when
Estoniaball declared martial law because of the threat that Vapsid might stage a coup d'état. Thus
Estoniaball became an authoritarian regime.
Estoniaball exported grain, dairy, meat, poultry and confectioneries to as far as
USAball.
Estoniaball also exported fabric, fine crystal, lime-silica bricks, logs, paper, phosphorite-based fertiliser and oil shale-based petroleum.
World War II
After the signing of MRP in August 1939,
Estoniaball was approached by
Soviet Unionball, who offered to guarantee their protection and neutrality in the inevitable war.
Estoniaball accepted the offer and fell immediately under
Soviet Unionball influence. In June 1940 Juunipööre (Revolution of June) happened and the
was founded. What followed were mass executions and the deportation to Siberian Labour Camps with everyone being accused of either helping or siding with bourgeoisie
Estoniaball. Hundreds flocked on any sort of watercraft to emigrate to
to escape punishment. All businesses and factories were nationalised and all farmsteads were ordered to join into kolhoosid or sovhoosid (Collectives). In June 1941
Soviet Unionball ordered juuniküüditamine (June Deportation) to get rid of hostiles to the regime. Approximately 10,000 out of the diminutive
Estoniaball population of 1,000,000 were all put on animal wagons overnight and sent to various gulags labour camps across
Siberiaball without delay, separating thousands of families. The majority of men were massacred at their arrival at labour camps. The women and children had to do hard labour in mining or logging. It is estimated that the number of casualties juuniküüditamine is around 6,000.
In August 1941
Nazi Germanyball occupied
Estonian SSRball and reorganised it into an Eastern territory.
Estoniaball was allowed to publicly display the Estonian tricolour and sing the Estonian anthem once again.
Estoniaball had its own self-administration and battalions. When
Nazi Germanyball was retreating from the
Soviet Unionball forces, the de jure Estoniaball cabinet that had been in hiding formed a new cabinet, hoping to replicate the same trick done in 1918 when declaring independence. The new cabinet asked recognition from the Western Allies but got no response. Half of the cabinet fled to
, where the
Estonian de facto Government-in-exile was founded.
Soviet Unionball returned in September 1944. Thus
Estoniaball vanished from the world map going into exile in Swedenball with recognition only from
USAball.
Era of Soviet Rule
With the return of
Soviet Unionball, thousands were tortured and punished for having helped
Nazi Germanyball in any way. Hundreds joined the resistance movement Metsavennad (Forest Brothers) hiding in the woods. Collectivization was reinstated. In 1949
Soviet Unionball ordered märtsiküüditamine (March Deportation aka Operation Прибой) to once again get rid of more hostiles. Approximately 22 500 were deported by animal and cargo wagons overnight to gulags. With many kulaks deported, who were a source of food for Metsavennad, the resistance movement perished.
As
Soviet Unionball lost its totalitarian dictator in 1953,
was hoping of gradually achieving sovereignty through political activism. The youth started joining Komsomol (Young Communist League) wanting to promote national communism. Those dreams were soon crushed. In 1955 Eesti Televisioon went on air.
enjoyed a period loosened surveillance and more liberties during Hruštšovi Sula (Khrushchev Thaw). Literature, cinematography and other areas of art flourished.
With Brezhnev,
saw major stagnation in social evolution, technology and consumer goods. The word defitsiit (deficit) and standing in lines for any sort of consumer goods became a part of everyday life, as
Soviet Unionball wasted its time and money on heavy industry. Russification began again, making Russian mandatory and reducing the importance of the local language. Children had more Russian lessons in a school week than Estonian from their first year in school.
intellectuals wrote a public letter adressed to Kremlin, which was ignored and suppressed.
During Gorbachev's reforms,
protested against the major project to make a huge mining complex in
to mine phosphorite (Fosforiidisõda). Research showed that this sort of mining would ruin the ecosystem and the need for labour would mean locating thousands of Russians into
, which would make Russians the majority and completely deprioritise and ultimately annihilate
Estoniaball. As the protests bore fruit,
saw opportunity to take action, as the Soviet reign had crumbled. Anti-Soviet movements popped up and in 1988
enacted Suveräänsusdeklaratsioon (Declaration of Sovereignty). The national anthem Mu isamaa, mu õnn ja rõõm and the tricolour were legalised again.
showed its unity and spirit by holding mass gatherings at Lauluväljak and forming the Balti kett (Baltic Way) with
Latvian SSRball and
Lithuanian SSRball.
then held elections, where only Estonians, who were born in Estoniaball before the revolution or descendents of them could have a vote. In 1991 a referendum for all was held, whether
declares independence or stays in the proposed new and more liberal
Soviet Unionball sphere. 78% voted for independence. August Putschists wanted to take Toompea and Teletorn, but they failed, as the government called for help and thousands gathered in defence. On August 20th 1991,
Estoniaball regained independence, as the government-in-exile passed its duties on to the newly-formed government. Thus the old republic was restored.
Modern Era
In 1992 a new constitution and the old currency Kroon were reinstated. In 1994
agreed to remove all stationed troops in Estoniaball. In 2001 Estoniaball won the Eurovision contest (although people said that she didn't deserve it). Estoniaball joined the EU and NATO in 2004 after a referendum. In 2008, along with the entire world,
Estoniaball suffered a big economic collapse. In 2011 Estonia adopted the Euro. In 2018 Estoniaball celebrated her 100th anniversary.
Estonia has become a leading country in infotechnological field, especially thanks to help from the
EUball. Estonia is also considered to be quite libertarian, one of the freest countries in the world, including of very high level of economic freedom. However,
still has mandatory military service.
In 2019, Estoniaball can into winning WRC, when on October 27, Ott Tänak finished second in Rally Catalunya. After coming third in 2017 and 2018 championships, he won the championship in 2019, ending the 15-year dominance of two French Sebastiens (Loeb and Ogier). Previously, Markko Märtin had come 3rd in 2004.
Flag Colors
The flag of Estonia is a horizontal tricolor composing of the colors blue, black, and white.
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| True Blue | 0, 114, 206 | C100-M45-Y0-K19 | #0072CE | |
| Black | 0, 0, 0 | C0-M0-Y0-K100 | #000000 | |
| White | 255, 255, 255 | N/A | #FFFFFF | |
The blue represents loyalty and the beautiful blue skies, the black is symbolic of past oppression, and represents the forest in the winter, and the white represents virtue and the winter snows.
Relationships/Suhted
Friends/Sõbrad
Anyone who like memes are a friend to Eesti, but these are the most important ones.
-
Finlandball - Best friend, and Biological brother. Buys longero from me. We share the same national anthem. I had most of my soldiers volenteer with his troops during World War II, Lets me into Nordic YAY! But Mina will never understand why yuo hate
Ungari? -
- My mom. Mina loves yuo. *hugs* -
Germanyball and other
EUball members - They help protect me from
Russiaball -
Hungaryball - Biological brother, why are you of far away? Why do yuo hate
EUball so much? -
Székely Landball - My nephew. I know what yuo feel.
My Brother cries if he get mentioned. -
Czechiaball - Gib police cars! -
Swedenball - We don't hate each other because of Nordic, we are very good friends, when
Soviet Unionball anschlussed me, many of us fled there, also we cooperate on of a project together, Mina have union in his clay, he hates
Vodka and Mina do more than him. He used to own me, but that was a long time ago. so let me in plox, I'm beggings yuo!Also thanks for the Eurovision singers btw. And yes 2001 WAS worth it. DEAL WITH IT!!! -
Icelandball - He recognized me of independence first in 1991. Badass Nordic brother, is pure Viking. Home of Björk! Sweet one! -
Norwayball - Is one of the few Nordic countries that let me into Nordic next to
Finlandball oh, okay, yuo think about it, and also Mina love Alan Walker because he filmed Faded in my clay. Oh and also, he gib me monies. -
Xinjiangball - Awwwww. Yuo are poor countryball, don't worry, Mina support yuo against
Chinaball -
Latviaball - Baltic friend. But I want to into Nordic. And stop taking my alcohol revenues! We still can into good friends. -
Lithuaniaball - SuicidalBaltic stepsister. But I want to into Nordic not Baltic. We both like basketball so we can into good friends. Also I need you because together we will hack the world! (Lithuania is number two in computer science.) -
Polandball - Is of good friend, but claims I am of Baltic. Happy 100 years! Also, He is best friend of
My Brother. -
UKball - Helped me fightings commie in 1919. There's also a considerable Estonian diaspora of students in the UK. -
USAball - I am in his
NATOball alliance, also protects me from
Russiaball. -
Irelandball - Is non-Nordic ally in the Nordic Battlegroup! -
Turkeyball - He is one of the only Muslims that does not kill atheists but am be concern he may oppress them in the future.I never met him in me life -
Marylandball - Me and him are best friends, most of my sister cites are in his clay, and his national guard partnered with me after that
Kurat died. Hell, a whole lot of my people live in his clay! -
Nordic Councilball - They supported my independence in 1991, and they have a building in my clay. Also, Mina know I've been asking this way too much, but. Can I into yuo? -
Hong Kongball - Supports you from this Commie who doesn't speak Engrish. -
- I like your favorite anime so I like you. Also, he is my far cousin. -
- Best Korea unlike your
brother because he is a commie. -
OhioRawr - Lots of Estonians in northern Ohio so he can into friendship. -
Romaniaball - NATO Bro, he removed communism in a more extreme way, so I like you, but Mina just have one problem with you, can you just, stop bringing these
Romi to my clay? But
My Brother hates him. (
: It's a long history) -
Ghanaball - I like your memes, even that coffin dance meme -
I will always want yuo...- Is my brother who lives with
Russiaball, can only be either Finnish or Estonian clay. Plox choose Eeeti clay, or Finnish. -
Greeceball - No worries! I'll help yuo with debts! -
Texasball - He likes my clay, and he even wants to use my countries name and counties on his neighbourhood. Sure! go right on ahead bro! -
Indonesiaball - I like yuor Indomie but but yuo hate my brother for football by 6-0.
Neutral/Neutraalne
-
Denmarkball - He founded my capital, but
my brother hates him...
Franceball - Now I love the country, but
Artur Rehi doesn't understand France's history and calls it a surrender monkey.
Enemies/Vaenlased
-
Chinaball - BAD CHINA ALSO STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH VODKA ALSO STOP SPREADING US WITH COVID19 AND ALSO FREE HONG KONG NOW!!!!!! More of my people had positive opinions than negative about you though before corona and you are way better than vodka. -
Mexicoball - he hates my friend Moroccoball so REMOVE TACOS!! -
Vietnamball - Same as Mexicoball so stop being friends with Kurat and hate my friend Morroco REMOVE PHO!!!. Tbh I actually don’t even know who you are -
KOMMUNISTLIK KOLETIS - MINU PÕIGE ÖÖ! TE EI KUNAGI TAGASI TAGASI! MA VIHKAN SIND NII PALJU! Loodan, et SATAN RÄPIB SIND KOGUDEGA! FAK YUO GO TO HELL REMOVE COMMIE!!! 1940 NEVER FORGET! I LIKE THE WAY HOW YUO DIE ASSHOLE!!! -
Belarusball - Am warning yuo... Stop supporting
the rapist and RESIGN LUKASHENKO!!! -
Iranball - Yuo know what? The death of your general was worth it, and you blew
Saudi Arabiaball's oil rigs up and shot down
Ukraineball's plane -
Palestineball - Listen here, I will not accept yuo in
UNball because yuo are friends with
neckbeard kurat also yuo are
NATOball and
EUball hater, and yuo are reason why
my brother won't take any Arab immigrants. I still pity you though -
Somaliaball - FREE SOMALILAND! -
ISISball - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YUO WILL NEVER ATTACK US IN EESTI CLAY!!! YUO CAN ATTACK US IN NICE BACK IN 2016 BUT HAVE FUN TRYING YUOR BEST TO ATTACK US IN MY CLAY!!! REMOVE JIHAD! REMOVE KEBAB!!! -
Nazi Germanyball - He may have removed
Commie, but MIDA TEGI PÄRAST SEDA? TA TAPAS MINU JUUDI RAHVASTIKU PÄRAST MITTE PÕHJUSEKS! JA VARASTAS MINU INFASTATUURI! TA TAPAB SLAVEID NAGU NAGU JUUDID! TAPAN SAKSAD JÄRGMISEL KORD, kui näitate uuesti! AND DON'T FORGET THAT MINA AND MY
BROTHER DID NOT TRUST A SPIT OUT OF YUO WHEN WE FIRST SAW YUOR UGLY FACE! MINA WILL KEEP MAKING MEMES POKING FUN AT YUO! ALSO MY REPUATION IS ALSO RUINED BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE CALLED MY MONUMENT A WAFFEN-SS MONUMENT! REMOVE HITLER! REMOVE FASCISM! AND MOST IMPORTANTLY... REMOVE YUO!!!!! -
North Koreaball - Sure, he's atheist! BUT HE IS A CRIMINAL AND A COMMIE TOO!!! -
VÄÄRNUD VINDAKARU - HÄRKISITE 2007. AASTAL MINU INTERNETI VÄÄRT VÕIMATUD KÜBERATAKIDEGA JA KUTSUSITE MIND PITUKS JA HÕIVASITE MINU INIMESI! MA JÄTAN TEID!!! Translation: YOU HACKED MY INTERNET IN 2007 WITH YOUR WORTHLESS CYBERATTACKS AND YOU CALL ME A BITCH, AND YOU ANNEX ME AND EXECUTE MY PEOPLE! I WILL BEHEAD YUO!!! JUST GIVE ME BACK Jaanilball AND
Petseriball! 1918 AND 1991 BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE! BECAUSE I WAS FREE FROM THIS FUCKING
PINKO COMMIE! ALSO YOU KIDDNAPPED MY SECURITY OFFCIAL! YUO BETTER REMOVE PUTIN AND POTATO COMMIES FROM THE PREMISES THIS INSTANT!!! BURN IN HELL. -
Estelíball - You stole my name and my
brother's flag! CHANGE IT NOW -
Turkmenistanball - Just like
Worst Korea except you are of Islam,, is shame, because you are Ural-Altaic, you are not to be trusted kurat. Yuo make me sick. -
CSTOball - Yuo are the most cringe alliance I've ever seen, yuo are with
Fat Vodka Kurat and his buddies. I sure as hell HOPE this alliance dissolves. -
Romaball - My
brother hates them, so me too, REMOVE MUSTLANE!!! -
Russian Empireball - Look, mina see that yuo hate Communism, and my
brother like you for giving him independence, that's cool. But yuo are reason why yuor
grandson wants to Anchluss me, also you make kill many people in 1896 by stampede. Yuo wanna know something? Yuo suppressed all Non-Russian, even the ones living in MY clay. I've had it with yuo Empires, do not come back here in Eesti clay again KURAT!
How to draw
Drawing Estoniaball is very easy.
- Hand-draw a circle.
- Make large, adorable eyes.
- Add the tri-colour.
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