The Kingdom of eSwatiniball, formerly known as Swazilandball is a small landlocked country in Africa. His name is unique, specifically because he is the only country whose name does not start with a capital letter.
This country is the last absolute monarchy in Africa and runs through a Swazi-Bicameral Parliament consisting of a Senate and a House of Assembly.
Eswatiniball is a member of the SADC, the 
African Union, and the Commonwealth.
Eswatiniball is well known for Umhlanga, Incwala, and the dance of the kingship. These most important national events.
History
The earliest known inhabitants were the graffiti artists, the Khoisanballs. They were largely replaced by the 
Bantuball who wandered in from the Great Lakes. Evidence of agriculture and iron dates back to about the 4th Century.
eSwatiniball was being bullied by 
Zuluball, Boerball, 
UKball, and 
Dutchball, and decided to team up with UKball, who in 1881, signed a convention recognizing Eswatiniball's independence.
In 2018, he changed his name from Swaziland to eSwatini, because most people confused him as 
Switzerland.
Culture
eSwatiniball's most well-known cultural event is the annual reed dance. eSwatiniball cuts reeds and presents them to the queen mother and then dances.
- Everything is slow in
eSwatiniball; internet, service, waiting for food, etc.
- There are literally no road rules. Kombis are the fastest thing on the road. Also, don't trust the power of zebra crossings. They mean nothing.
- 'Excuse me' doesn't really come into it that much. If you want to get something or move somewhere just push yourself through.
- Ladies use towels to strap their babies to their backs, and they tie the towel at the front!
- Everyone says 'shame'. It can mean 'What a shame', 'Cute', 'Awww' etc.
- 'Is it' is also popular. It means 'Oh really' or 'Did you really' or something.
- A rainy day is a day off. eSwatiniballs don't do ANYTHING when it rains, all they do is put the fire on in their houses and sleep. This is even done for a little drizzle.
- Kuteka is a eSwatiniball tradition which basically involves tricking a girl into marrying your son!
- When sugarcane is being transported on massive cane trucks, they normally fill them to the point where they are overflowing.
- Everyone in the rural areas in eSwatiniball appears to have this problem: not being able to apply 'she' or 'he' to the correct gender.
- 'Shisa Nyama' - literally means 'burn the meat' but can be used to describe cooking meat, having a braai or literally just means hot meat!
- Lebola - when a young man wants to marry a young girl he must get permission from the girl's father and pay him 'lebola' - this is traditionally a certain number of cattle.
Relations
- UKball - Father
- Lesothoball - brother who is also a kingdom Like me.
- Mozambiqueball - My neighbor.
- South Africaball - Big bro.
- Taiwanball - Real China.
- Chinaball - FAKE CHINA!, AND STOP SAYING THAT I WILL BE ANSCHLUSSED BY SOUTH AFRICA!
- Switzerlandball - NAME STEALER YOU WERE THE REASON I HAD TO CHANGE MY NAME!!
Flag Colors
Main Colors
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cerulean Blue | 62, 94, 185 | C66-M49-Y0-K27 | #3E5EB9 | |
| School Bus Yellow | 255, 217, 0 | C0-M15-Y100-K0 | #FFD900 | |
| Mordant Red 19 | 177, 12, 12 | C0-M93-Y93-K31 | #B10C0C | |
Emblem Colors
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cerulean Blue | 62, 94, 185 | C66-M49-Y0-K27 | #3E5EB9 | |
| School Bus Yellow | 255, 217, 0 | C0-M15-Y100-K0 | #FFD900 | |
| Mordant Red 19 | 177, 12, 12 | C0-M93-Y93-K31 | #B10C0C | |
| White | 255, 255, 255 | N/A | #FFFFFF | |
| Black | 0, 0, 0 | C0-M0-Y0-K100 | #000000 | |
