The Kingdom of eSwatiniball, formerly known as Swazilandball is a small landlocked country in Africa. His name is unique, specifically because he is the only country whose name does not start with a capital letter.

This country is the last absolute monarchy in Africa and runs through a Swazi-Bicameral Parliament consisting of a Senate and a House of Assembly. 

Swaziland-icon.png Eswatiniball is a member of the SADC, the African Union-icon.png African Union, and the Commonwealth.

Swaziland-icon.png Eswatiniball is well known for Umhlanga, Incwala, and the dance of the kingship. These most important national events.

History

The earliest known inhabitants were the graffiti artists, the Khoisanballs. They were largely replaced by the Bantu-icon.png Bantuball who wandered in from the Great Lakes. Evidence of agriculture and iron dates back to about the 4th Century.

Swaziland-icon.png eSwatiniball was being bullied by Zulu-icon.png Zuluball, Boerball, UK-icon.png UKball, and Netherlands-icon.png Dutchball, and decided to team up with UK-icon.png UKball, who in 1881, signed a convention recognizing Swaziland-icon.png Eswatiniball's independence. 

In 2018, he changed his name from Swaziland to eSwatini, because most people confused him as Switzerland-icon.png Switzerland.

Culture

Swaziland-icon.png eSwatiniball's most well-known cultural event is the annual reed dance. Swaziland-icon.png eSwatiniball cuts reeds and presents them to the queen mother and then dances. 

  • Everything is slow in Swaziland-icon.png eSwatiniball; internet, service, waiting for food, etc.
  • There are literally no road rules. Kombis are the fastest thing on the road. Also, don't trust the power of zebra crossings. They mean nothing.
  • 'Excuse me' doesn't really come into it that much. If you want to get something or move somewhere just push yourself through.
  • Ladies use towels to strap their babies to their backs, and they tie the towel at the front! 
  • Everyone says 'shame'. It can mean 'What a shame', 'Cute', 'Awww' etc.
  • 'Is it' is also popular. It means 'Oh really' or 'Did you really' or something.
  • A rainy day is a day off. Swaziland-icon.png eSwatiniballs don't do ANYTHING when it rains, all they do is put the fire on in their houses and sleep. This is even done for a little drizzle.
  • Kuteka is a Swaziland-icon.png eSwatiniball tradition which basically involves tricking a girl into marrying your son!
  • When sugarcane is being transported on massive cane trucks, they normally fill them to the point where they are overflowing.
  • Everyone in the rural areas in eSwatiniball appears to have this problem: not being able to apply 'she' or 'he' to the correct gender.
  • 'Shisa Nyama' - literally means 'burn the meat' but can be used to describe cooking meat, having a braai or literally just means hot meat!
  • Lebola - when a young man wants to marry a young girl he must get permission from the girl's father and pay him 'lebola' - this is traditionally a certain number of cattle.


Relations

  • China-icon.png Chinaball - FAKE CHINA!, AND STOP SAYING THAT I WILL BE ANSCHLUSSED BY SOUTH AFRICA!
  • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball - NAME STEALER YOU WERE THE REASON I HAD TO CHANGE MY NAME!!

Flag Colors

Main Colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Cerulean Blue 62, 94, 185 C66-M49-Y0-K27 #3E5EB9
School Bus Yellow 255, 217, 0 C0-M15-Y100-K0 #FFD900
Mordant Red 19 177, 12, 12 C0-M93-Y93-K31 #B10C0C

Emblem Colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Cerulean Blue 62, 94, 185 C66-M49-Y0-K27 #3E5EB9
School Bus Yellow 255, 217, 0 C0-M15-Y100-K0 #FFD900
Mordant Red 19 177, 12, 12 C0-M93-Y93-K31 #B10C0C
White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
Black 0, 0, 0 C0-M0-Y0-K100 #000000

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