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21 August 1995 - Present |

General information
Personality
Capital
Affiliation
Relations and opinions
Friends

Other ancestor (Only for
Amharaball and
Tigrayball)
Israelcube (Mostly)
Flag stealer but one of my best friends Ghanaball
Flag stealer but another best friend Boliviaball
South east Asian version of me
Donald Trump (untill 2019)
Saudi Arabiaball(formally)
Sudanball (Rarely)
Cubaball (Formerly)
Turkeyball(Mostly)
Italyball (In more modern times)
Enemies

1935 NEVER FORGET(Formerly)
Shut up about Grand Ethiopian Renaissance Dam, it is my right to use it! (Sometimes)
Oil Sheikh Who Blames me and the Philippines For Murder
YUO ARE MINE YUO PSYCHOPATH!!! (although he and I ended our conflict by finalizing our border, until 2018)
The entire middle east (mostly)
Israelcube (Sometimes)
Traitor, why you left WHO (from 2020)
Sudanball (sometimes)
Formerly
Yuo helped end my ages-old empire... even USAball went to the funeral...
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“ | T h e y N e v e r G o t E t h i o p i a | ” |
— bill wurtz
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“ | GIB FOOD AND MONIES!! I AM BROKE!! | ” |
“ | The Land of Origins | ” |
— Ethiopia's travel slogan
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Ethiopiaball, officially the Federal Democratic Republic of Ethiopiaball, formerly known as Abyssiniaball, is a poor as shit landlocked countryball within the Horn of Africa. He is bordered by Eritreaball and
Djiboutiball to the North,
Kenyaball to the South,
Somaliaball to the East, and
Sudanball and
South Sudanball to the West. The country is divided into 9 regions, and two Administrative Cities being his capital
Addis Abababall and
Dire Dawaball, giving him a total area of 426,400 square miles, making him the 26th largest country in the world. As of 2019, he maintains a population of 107.5 million inhabitants, the most populated landlocked countryball in the World, as well as the second-most populous nation on the African continent after
Nigeriaball. He is also the founder and head of state of
African Unionball and its head base is currently living in his capital
Addis Abababall
He came from a very long history as is considered one of the oldest living countryballs. He was a site of the oldest evidence of Caveballs. Tracing its roots to the 2nd millennium BC, Ethiopia was a monarchy for most of its history. During the first centuries AD the Kingdom of Aksumball, followed by
Zagweball, and
Abyssiniaball. In the 19th and 20th centuries, he was the only country in Africa to resist European colonial power along with
Liberiaball(although Liberia was colonized, just by the
Americans) except an invasion by
Kingdom of Italyball during WW2
Currently, Ethiopiaball is very poor (But eradicating Starvation). He has undergone a series of famines, no money, no peace, and lives mostly on dry clay. Slowly, however, the country began to recover, and now the Ethiopian economy is one of the fastest-growing in Africa. In some Polandball comics, Ethiopiaball is depicted to be peanut-shaped instead of circular-shaped. This is a reference to his famine, poverty, and for that reason, why he is "thin". But this could change in the next years, the country starting to show signs of recovery of the bad years, In approximately 10-15 years, Ethiopia will become very rich and maybe until 2050 a very DEVELOPED country and even can into Obesity and Diabeetus. actually he cants into starvation anymore. Ethiopia also have the lowest drinking age in the world at the age of 15. Ethiopia is also known to be the most religious country in the world, having less than 1% of his population counts themselves as Atheists.
His national Liberation from day is June 4th.
THE FASCITS
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History
Ethiopia was born as a 4ball but then those 4balls moved to Syria and Iraq to make farms instead of being the nomadic hunting and gathering people. Then some
8balls had settled into the territory as a mini-empire to civilize themselves into tribes until the king of Solomon came and converted the Queen of Sheba into Judaism. Then some Semitic speaking
2balls came and settled near his clay. Ethiopia, as well as all the other horned African countries, is a part of the Afro-Asiatic family.
Some of the oldest evidence for modern caveballs are found in his clay which is widely considered the region from which caveballs set out for the Middle East and points beyond. Ethiopiaball likes to say to everyone that he is "the beginning of everything".
The ethiopian Monarchy and empires started when the Queen of Sheba and King solomon had children and descended the ethiopian empire from there from 100AD- 1974AD from the same monarch family genetically related to them.
He was a monarchy for most of its history. During the first centuries of the Common Era, the Kingdom of Aksumball (c.100-c.940) maintained a unified civilization in the region and is an early site of Christianity and also became the first African Jewish kingdom.
The Askum Kingdom
Kingdom of Aksumball made
Ancient Egyptball (now known as
Egyptball and
Kushball (now known modernly as
Sudanball) irrelevant and started a new century of religious movements and becoming a glorious Christan African empire. Aksum had annexed
Kushball and
Ancient Egyptball became part of
Ancient Romeball and eventually
Coptball. Askum also took an Asian kingdom
Himyarite Kingdomball (which is now known as
Yemenball). He and
Solomon lead
Ethiopiaball to be part of the Afro-Asian family.
The Kingdom of Aksum had a rich trading system and was the richest ancient African country during its time period comparing to current day poverty Ethiopia. He was trading with many countries such as the byzantine empire, China, Japan, North America, Egypt, Ghana, the Arab countries, and so on. Ethiopia's rich resources of water and coffee had lead towards a revolution of drinks of energy in which is famous today. It was also known that the kingdom of Axum had accepted the prophet Muhammad's saw of Islam refuges from Mecca. Muslims were very appreciative, and the town Harari is one of the holiest sights of Islam. Many Ethiopians converted to the religion of Islam afterward.
The Kingdom of Aksum was well known for making a tall stone obelix which is now known as a historic site used for early orthodox christianitý statues or religious works of art. During the Italian invasion they tried to recreate or re-assemble the historic sight. The
United Nations had stooped the fascist and try to restore the ruins and finished around the time of 2007.
The Zagwe Dynasty
The kingdom of Askum empire reign was followed by Zagweball which lasted from the 12th and thirteenth century. During the dynasty presence..the Lalibela church in which was handmade underground religious citings and had unfortunate persecution towards the Ethiopians who are currently Jews in which they made a kingdom called
Beta Israelcube in order to protect themselves from the persecution of the Christians. They lasted untill 1627 when
Zagweball annexed it. Zagwe was also well known for uplifting the Coptic orthodoxy Christian religion holy sights. Some Muslims lived in Ethiopia in this time period, but there was not a lot. Due to the persecutions of Christianity during the Islamic time periods of Egypt, many Coptic Egyptians moved to Askum to be safe from Islamic crusades.
The Abyssinian Monarchy
When the Zagweb Dynasty is up..Ethiopia became to be what as known as Abyssiniaball.He, as
Ethiopian Empireball became known to the world as Abyssiniaball from the 1200s onwards.
Adal Sultanateball (now known as present day
Somaliaball and Djiboutiball) had a war with
Abyssinia within territory disuptes with the help of
Kingdom of Portugalball in which Abyssinia gets to keep
Afarball while Adal gets to keep the rest of his territores and gave
Harar Sultanateball independence..admiting defeat for Abyssinia. When Abyssinia was in his imperalist phaze he annexed
Harar Sultanateball. The masters of this invasion was the mind of the
Ottoman Empireball in which goal was to make Abyssinia a muslim state.
Then Ottoman Empireball tried to Kebabanize Abyssinia Kebab Colonies two more times. The first time alone and the second time with the help of
Sultanate of Egyptball in which both times they have lost. The wars were long and tedious but eventually from Military strength and efforts, Abyssinia became supurior. Due to the western invasions of africa they had became allies agsint the
European colonizers afterwards.
When Abyssinia was finally at peace away from kebab war,
UKball wanted to restore the egyptian empire under his authority as a historic semetic memoir to visit so he wanted
Abyssinia for his own needs. Abyssinia refused..in which lead into a war against each other leading to the victory against
UKball to stay independent. The war only lasted for around 90 munites untill the british gave up. The Ethiopian king during the time Emperor Tewodros II , who wrote the note to the monarchy of britian to make trading deals after the war, they refused to awnser to them.
The victory against UKball lead to a friendship towards the Orthodox brother of
Russian Empireball (since he also hates The UK) and helped within the First Italo-Ethiopian War. He gave strong weapons, soilders and supplies to support ethiopia's independents.
Abyssiniaball had also expanded there land to which is now the current day ethiopia
Eritreaball and
Somaliaball territtories such as current day
Oromiaball, Dervish Stateball and
Eritreaball.
During the scramble of Africa, Italy taken Libyaball,
Somaliaball and (which used to be ethiopias territory)
Eritreaball. Abyssinia was at first fine with their peace treaty of taking Eritrea as there own...but the translation between the amharic peace treaty and the Italian peace treaty was different. In which Ethiopia becomes a puppet coffee state of Italy who is not allowed to trade with anyone else other than Italy.
Abyssinia did not like this in which leads to the
First Italo-Ethiopian War
He is very respected by the countryballs of Africa because he kicked Italyball in an attempt to colonize and
Become coffee puppet him in 1896 in the name of King Melik. The infanstructure became better and Ethiopia started to industralize like a modern countryball durning the time period, but not too advance because the Europeans would always want to beat him and colonize him if that was the case. The europeans had the same reaction from the sucess of Ethiopia towards the Japanese Russian war, when Russiaball wanted to colonize
Japanball.

But King Melik had also done bad things such as committing genocide towards the
Disrespected Ethnic groups during the time period. Those ethnic groups (except for Somalis) were the target of slavery in the Arab slave trade. Currently, Beta Israelites are treated like uncivilized hooligans in modern-day
Israelcube.
The ormos are the prime target for human trafficking, rape, detention camps, and Massacures. in such countries like
Saudi Arabiaball.
But after his rule..Abyssinia started to modernize themselves toward there kingdom like building cities..affording cars and making roads..becoming a respected African countryball and DESTROYING the stereotype for Africans trope given by Europeans of being "strong and uncivilized".
After the First Italo-Ethiopian War Abyssinia started to have more calmer and diplomatic relationships towards UKball.
WW1
Due to the many invasiona within using puppet states, Abyssinia decided to cut ties with Ottoman Empireball. because they are worreid that the ethiopians might be oppresed for their rule because of their christianity. This lead abyssinia to support
Armeniaball on the genocide, because he is also a christian. and was irritated by the 3 invasions caused by his oppressor. Abyssinia even provided homes for escaped armenians and took good care of them while they were getting persecuted in modern day turkey. Abyssinia then invaded one of the ottomans central power checkpoints the
Dervish Stateball and annexed and occuppied it untill 1915. He was helping
USAball and
UKball in the ww1, and ultimatly it helped lead to the death of
Ottoman Empireball. Due to this,
UKball started to become friends with
Abyssinia because they had common goals. The results was the split of what is
Dervish Stateball (now known as
Somaliaball,
Somalilandball and
Djiboutiball or greater somalia) between
UKball
Abyssiniaball
Franceball and
Kingdom of Italyball. Though Abyssinia stayed netural during ww1, they were very glad that the one annoying islamic invader and blockage of trading disunited. The split of somalia led to civial wars and conquest of
Somaliaball trying despertately during the cold war and mordern day to unite djibouti ogadenia and the eastern coast of
Kenyaball to become
Neo greater somalia. Unfortunately Somalia could not complete this due to its current civial war.
WW2
In 1935, Italyball came back and succeeded in "civilizing" him Obviously Ethiopia does not need it..since it was ALREADY civilized this time, but only for 6 years before Franceball and
UKball helped Ethiopiaball kick him out in 1941. Meanwile during the Second italo Ethiopian war which was an event that happened during World War II, Ethiopia used illegal Dum-dum bullets and mutilated captured Italian and Eritrean soldiers... in response, Italy used mustard gas against soldiers and civilians. When
Halie Selassie pleaded the
League of Nationsball to help protect them during the war,
UKball and
Franceball were scared of Italy, and therefore actually helped Italy win the war so they can side with ally powers. Due to being located in Africa, racist ideologies, and of course being an axis power, genocide in 6 years of occupation, the Italian holocaust happened. Lethal Gas attacking innocent civilians with inhuman weapons and committing genocide towards
Beta israelit citizens and the minority dark skined
Nubians from the southwest.
Due to this cruelty New Zealandball,
Sovietball,
Republic of Chinaball, and
Second Spanish Republicball
USAball and
Mexicoball had refused to recognize
Italian East Africaball as a colony of Abyssinia. When Liberated the
Beta isralites had fleed to
Israelcube so they can practice Judaism freely without persecution or genocide. The
Nubians are now continuing their local lives and traditions living among the Omo valley and
Gambelaball. The
League of Nationsball could not prevent ww2 from happening, so some nations tried on their own to stop Italy's torture and fascism. In the East African Campaign and North African Campaign, the
UNball to take
Somalilandball wheras
Abyssinia had been liberated and allowed to take
Italian Eritreaball away from Fascist Italy.
Kingdom of Libyaball gained their independence. Only
Italian Somalilandball Stayed as a italian colony, but became a socialist-commiunist country named
Somali Democratic Republicball The success of not being colonized hat led Abyssina's colors to became the Pan-African colors, which subsequently, many newly born African countryballs adapted when the Europeans decided to decolonize. After ww2, Abyssinia was one of the founders of
UNball so that the world can prevent a WW3. Currently, Tedros is the WHO president, and he represents the country of Ethiopia.
The cold war and the spread of rastafari
Abyssinia had helped South Koreaball during the Korean War..helping the
Capitalist along with many other countries which were allies of the United states. The debts in war had lead South Korea to have positive insights of ethiopia unlike most african countries.
(she helps ethiopia for debt during the pandemic)
When Jamaicaball had a drought for many Decades until
King Haile Selassie visited and brought rain which is a miracle towards the people of Jamaica in which lead towards the Jamaican people to belive that Selassie is a recarnation of god or a prophet and made a religious and social movement called
Rastafari. Rastafari gained famous for pan africanisum and black nationalisum for jamaica. Currently there is around 1 million people saying that rastafari is their offical religion.
After the Second Italo-Ethiopian War...Italy brought cattle from Indiaball in which had plenty of diseases so that Ethiopia was running out of food as revenge. This leads to a huge famine and lead for the people to lose hope apon the monarchy of Abyssinia and eventually ends up becoming the Installation of Communism among the country.
The Communism Days
In 1974, his empire was replaced with Dergball (backed by
Sovietball). Instead of helping the financial issues, communism only made the problem worse, in which the countryś economy started to decrease and based of the poor use of Communism and reduction of farm equability...Ethiopia started to have a massive famine. Some men were forced to work for the Military, and if they refuesd, they got murdered. The past horrific and inhumane experiences of the treatment of Ethiopian citizens had adapted and inspired and led
Eritreaball to become the well known and loved Phycopath we know today.
Around the same time.. Dergball
Sovietball and
Cubaball annexed a land called
Ogadeniaball in which the time belongs to
Somali Democratic Republicball. In this case they have won the war. This leads for Ogadenia to become a separatist region against Ethiopia in order to reunite with
his rightful father. The Ogadenia war had led towrads instability of goverment and decisions since somalia can no longer trust
Soviet Unionball since he sided with Derg in the war. When Somalia became a ally of
USAball he was not following USA's orders in his forgien affairs and led towards bombings and instability and became the no goverment pirate we know today.
Meanwhile, Separatist regions are sick of being a part of the Dergball. These separatist regions were
Tigrayball,
Oromiaball,
Eritreaball, and
Afarball. Only
Eritreaball gained independence in 1993. Due to Erireaballs independence. Ethiopia becomes landlocked. Ethiopia and Eritrea had many border-line issues until 2018.
Around 1987, Dergball was replaced with the PDR Ethiopiaball, a communist countryball. Due to the fact that Ethiopia was in a massive crisis economically and the failed use of the ideology of communism...Ethiopia had become one of the poorest if not THE POOREST country in the world during its time to the point that this whole countries economy depends on
British and
American rock band's donations in order to survive. More than 3 million people had died during the famine.
Modern Day Ethiopia
After 1991, he was put into a transitional government until 1995 when the Federal Democratic Republic of Ethiopiaball was founded. Unfortunately, Ethiopia was starving, and living in poverty, but now started to recover from the bad times. Ethiopia is now one of the fastest-growing economies in the world. If Ethiopia countinues to progress in their current rate it will be richer than current Mexicoball by 2030.
On July 9, 2018, his Prime Minister and Eritreaball's president restored diplomatic relations by finalizing their border, officially ending their border conflict.
Around March 10, 2019, the Ethiopian Airlines had a recent airplane crash using the boieng 737 Max plane in which the piolets were not properly trained compared to the regular boieng 737. This caused some countries such as USAball to ban using this certain model of plane which is not properly settled for flight. This lead among 300+ deaths among the tradegy.
Currently Ethiopia is on a feud with Egyptball against the Grand Renaissance Ethiopian dam, and having some territoral disputes in
Tigrayball and Oromo lives matter protests
Personality
Ethiopiaball is a generally friendly countryball and is nice to almost everybody except for Pasta and Damn removers but he is sometimes sad when reminded of his famine and can into deep depression sometimes. He is also very religous and would not take any excuses for unholy actions even though he literally started drinking alchol when he was only 15 . He sometimes get angry when his Annoying neighbors are acting corrupted as usual. He likes to make sarcastic and witty jokes sometimes. When Ethiopia is a female, she is usually a tsundere stereotypically. Ethiopiaball is also very bold and has a really big ego when it comes to being historic. He is very brave, but is sometimes scared to think about the nightmarish famine that he had to deal with. He is a very bad piolet. If your going on an airplane or space..do not let him be your piolet!! EVER
Provinces
There are 10 provinces in Ethiopia
- Afarball
- Amharaball
- Benishangul-Gumuzball
- Gambiaball
- Harariball
- Ogadeniaball (somaliball)
- Oromiaball
- Sidamaball
- Southern Nations, Nationalities, and Peoples' Regionball
- Tigrayball
Flag Colors
Main Colors
Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
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North Texas Green | 7, 137, 48 | C95-M0-Y65-K46 | #078930 | |
Yellow (Pantone) | 252, 221, 9 | C0-M12-Y96-K1 | #FCDD09 | |
Lava | 218, 18, 26 | C0-M92-Y88-K15 | #DA121A |
Emblem Colors
Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
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Cobalt Blue | 15, 71, 175 | C91-M59-Y0-K31 | #0F47AF | |
Yellow (Pantone) | 252, 221, 9 | C0-M12-Y96-K1 | #FCDD09 |
Relationships ግንኙነቶች
Friends (ጓደኞች/Gwadenyochi)
Layibērīya - My best friend. WE'RE NOT COLONIZED !!!!
T’alīyani - You were an invader and war criminal when you were under Fascists (Never forget THE MASSACERE OF MILLIONS OF INNOCENTS ORTHODOX AND JEWS, FUCK MUSSOLINI!) but we get along today! We are both Christians, and he is of recognizing usage of gas attacks now. Italy is also among the top 5 trading partners with Ethiopia and a major investor in the Ethiopian economy. He also helps me build of Ethiopian renaissance dam, Of thanks yuo! In this case, yeah, I can be a colony. I can trust you......
f o r n o w
. . ....Philippinesball - Who doesn't love the philippines? Good friend because we both hate some
Stupid arabs who abuse our migrate workers. I also love her food. Our presidents get along and decided to make a travel ban to save our migrant workers.
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Gana - Fellow Pan Africanist (
WE FOUNDED THE AFRICA UNION SUCKERS European suckers!!!!!!!)who started trend of using my flag in independence movements. We are the founders ofYe’Afirīka Hibireti.
Arimēnīya - He is my best frind in europe. I recognize your genocide and even provided a Christian home for your escaped refugees. I hate
Evil Kebab Empire and will always support you against him. We were also the first Christians in the world.
Bolīvīya - Has a similar flag, size, and United Nations Charter date like me, also landlocked. We support each other. He helped me from my famine when I was a communist.
Lītu’ānīya and Mayinimari - Fans of my pan african movments, even though they are not in africa. Thanks for the support.
Hinidi - Another friend. I love his stuff and his country. More Bollywood movies, plox!
though Ethiopian dramas are better. He helps me fight pirates together.Debubi Korīya - Trading partners. I helped her during the Korean War and she turning back favor by helping me in pandemic. Thank you for the aid. She also made Ethiopian food popular from her MUKBANGS!
Chayina - We have a lot in common with our history and he is helping me modernize today. He helps me build the grand renaissance dam.
Tayilanidi - South East asian version of me. We both are the co-founders of croups near our regions (
African Unionball and
ASEANcoin) to make us more relevant. We also can into never colonize! We survived from the BRITS! She also likes my food.
Emirētisi - I like him because he does not slave my domestic workers unlike
This Evil ONE. And also thank you for helping me and
my brother to fight against
the evil Tigrayans. I really appreciate the support.
Girīki - FASCIST REMOVER GANG!! LETS GOO!! Though He called me "land of the burnt faces"
Is our bodies white or WHATbut he also called me a heart robber!! I find that sweet :). He likes my women.Amērīka - Friends. This young guy sends me aid/food occasionally. He also helped me in my times that I had split-personality disorder. He protects me form
Kifuwi Zerafī He is kind-hearted... I guess?!
Talak’wa Birītaniya - Friends. He sends me food/aid occasionally. I see many balls calling him old, but compared to me he is a toddler; I have a millennium of ages. He also helped me to kick out
T’alīyani Dīyabīlosi in 1941.
but I never forgot your invasion. Coffee is still better then tea though.Mēkisiko - Strongly condemned Italian occupation of me, thank you!
Gerimeni - Biggest trade partner by far.
Egyptball (irl) - We both have a good history and we both have a big orthodox community in our countries. Also I love your culture and your traditions.
Fīnīlanid - gives aid and water
Nēzerilanidi - Big trade partner.!
Siwīzerīlanidi - Another trade partner.
Kēniya - One of my only nice neighbors... also we both love to run!
Somalīlanidi - He is a great friend, I hope that the others will recognize him very soon! My soon to be baby cousin. If only if Somalia was more accepting!!
Jamayika - He thinks I am god, it's weird
and creepybut he seems nice and sweet.Nīwizīlanidi,
Sovīyēti,
Tayiwani, and
Sipēni - They all condemned Italy along with aforementioned
Amērīka and
Mēkisiko.
Konigo, Zimibabuwē, Malī, gīni, gīnī - bīsawi, Kamēruni, Lemehēdi, Bēnīnī Burikinafaso Sēnēgali Gana Mozamibīki, Morītanīya Sa’o tomē ina pirīnichīpē Debubi sudani Seyiniti Kītisi ina Nēvīsi, Bolīvīya, Lībīya, and Morīshēsi - all can into the trend of using my flag colors. I like some of them more than I like the others though...
Sawidī Arebiya,
Irani,
Afiganīsitani,
Semēni Yemeni,
Layibērīya,
Japani,
Monigolīya,
Toniga,
Tayilanidi,
. Beḥatuni,
Korīya,
Semēni Sēnitīneli Desēti, and
Nēpali - We were all not colonized by Europe.
- Black is King - Thank you for writing about a song about me
(and not Egyptball)about how I am the beginning of Everything and EVERYBODIES genetic roots came from ME! I noticed that I am gaining popularity in american and korean media.
Netural/Frinemies (ገለልተኛ/Gelelitenya)
Sudani - We were enimies in the past..and he even killed one of my kings, but we are still trading partners. I helped him during his crisis and giving shelter with the help of
my son
Donald Trump - He protects me from somalia and my president and his president have good relations. However, he has many flaws and my people living in America really hate him. one CONTROL YOUR POLICE! and for two WHY ARE YOU ON A KEBAB side in water? I THOUGHT WE WERE BOTH KEBAB REMOVERS!!! I also heard you got virus, Tedros hope you have a full and swift recovery. Get well soon.
- Sorry about the dam but despite how much I secretly hate Egypt it's his river. I am not giving you any food and I want that Dam to BLOW UP!! However, I will give monies for military purposes to you so you can annex
That crackhead REMOVE KEBAB!!
isira’ēli - Jew friend and far away brother. He got mad at me for supporting
Palestineball independence and accusing him of racism in 2019, he just sent more immigrants to his country in september. We made peace and diplomatic relations again. I really dislike the ideology of Zionism but.......As you say you gotta love family.
Turīki - I hope this guy can into European Union. He has a great culture and beautful cites. But Here is the probloms with him. First recongize and appologizee to
Arimēnīya for the Armenian Genocide and for two stop supporting
That Pirate and support
The civilized human. But at least we really hate
That filtihy wahabbi pig
Tawani - Although you hate Tedros, and your fake china, I put yuo in the neutral section cause we both support Somaliland
Eritirīya -
(Formely)ኤርትራ አንድ ደደብ ዝንጀሮ ነው!!! አንጎልህ ቆሻሻው ያነሰ ነው!! ጣሊያናዊ አሻንጉሊት አሳማ ዶግ!! ሁለቱን ድርጅቶች መዋሐድ!!! Scary psychotic mentally disturbed(Now) Now we are getting along much better and is my best brother but I still miss my coast.... :(....son (accident from a war with italy)
Brother. Best left alone. Also, worst enemy and now I have no coast. AIRSTRIKE!!! ኤርትራ ወደ ሞት!!!!!!!!!Chileball - we have embassadies and he is a really good trading partner but why you eat injera with forks and why steal the sea from
my bestie bolivia?
Arenigwadē Libya - Pan Africanist who I will forever respect and remember... but I'm not keen on how he supported my communist regime... He also likes Somalia and does not consider Somaliland independent so I do not know what's up with him.
Also sort of evil.Yetebaberuti Menigisitati - I helped create yuo, plox gib aid!
Kuba - Love hate relationship. He supported a communist coup and supported dictatorship... but at the same time supported me in Ogaden war and Eritrean war.
Rashiya - I don't know, he is good friends with
Eritirīya and supported my communist side but he still wants to cooperate with me and we are both Orthodox. He also supported me in the first war with Italy.
Kuwaitball - Thank you for appolitizing to me for what happened but I never forgot This
Somalīya - Pirate brother. Is of needing to calm down. Frenemy. Also, you should give
Somalīlanidi independence and try to recognize him ok? I really do not have the time to have war with you now my economy is growing rapidly, so please stop making threats! JUST CALM DOWN. PLEASE BE NICE! Also I am friends with
Israelcube Now So sorry. We are also having famines but Now that I am becoming a developed country I can donate to you so you can be stable. Maybe I can improve your infrastructure and your overall personality and famishes with the
UNball and convince other countries besides me and
Tawani to recognize Somaliland. So we have neutral relations.
But if you raid, I will make you my enemy again and Anschluss yuo, understand?
Enemies (አኒሜ/Ānīmē)
Ayisīsi - Please leave..Why do you want a christian country anyway? Go to my evil brother. I think he likes you
Semēnawī Korīya - I made sancations on his country because he is a big threat to nukes and I am friends with his sister. REMOVE KIM JONG UN PIG!!
Moroko - Why did you help the Saxxiabs against me in 1978? I forgive you though..but remember....you have the guts to steal the house of solomon flag. Israel never gave you attonomy because the house of solomon star was never at your clay, it was in my clay (Sheba). Learn your history mate before of coming up with random flags...........
Gibits’i (politically) - LET ME OF USING RIVERS! We are good outside of that though, we both love our history. I CANNOT SUFFER IN THIRST ANYMORE!!!!!!! WHY DOES
USAball Support you?? Are you not kebab? ALSO DID YOU JUST JOINED
HIS protests? Your kind of crazy nowadays.
The entire middle east - Why do you all hate my immigrants and domestic workers? Is it because...oh dammm...a pile of racists. I hate most of you, just some of you are worst then others. At least Kuwait and Israel appologized.
EUball - You sanctioned me because I am in war? Pathentic? You just lost one of your most important african allies. Jokes on you.
Debubi Sudani - I am sorry but I do not recognize you. My president Sahle-Work Zewde tried to make peace with you but you just keep on rejecting the offers over and over.
Gidiya - I will never forget you killing my last king. But you know, at least you are in the orthodox religon.
- MUKBANGERS - Thanks for tryng my food and making it popular, but why are you eating it wrong?
Bemidiri layi bet'ami met'ifo sewochi/በምድር ላይ በጣም መጥፎ ሰዎች (Worst Enemies Ever!)
Sawidī Arebiya - Yuo aere a trading partner but..... how you have the guts to put my people in detention camps አንተ ሰይጣን. The European Union knows inside your true colors are. NEVER FORGOT Your crimes against humanity! Justice will be served. I am breaking my ties with you.
BLM (Black Lives Matter), OLM (Oromo Lives Matter) and SLM (Sidama Lives Matter or Southern Nations, Nationalities, and Peoples' Region Lives Matter) protest riotors - Great now I am decending into civil war after my economy is improving
Debubawī K’eyi Bahiri -
GIB SEA or else
- Abel Sisi - You love stealing my supplies, my river and you want to nuke me? You are the worst president egypt have ever had. I hope Egypt can get rid of your dictatorship.
Dīyabilosi - He tried to
rape"Colonize"My mother!! You thought that your the only one??
all of these tried so...your offically the 5th person who tried to colnize!!! And you occupied me only for six years! This is not colonialism! (I think...) AND SAVE BETA ISRALITE JEWS!!!
Ottoman Empireball - that man who gave birth to
Somaliaball, and invaded me three times. Thats all it takes for me to hate you more then Fascists gas.
- Famines - I don't wanna spread jokes about you anymore. Its not funny. I am done with you
BOEING - You are responsible for killing 300 innocent ethiopians because you want to test with a stupid model
Regions
Addis Ababa - Joy of my life :) and capital city. He loves Adidas (like
Russia!)
Afar - Kebab son, I like him when he isn't separatist. Once was stolen from me by
Adal, he make him kebab. Also, please stop accusing me of kidnapping you. But thanks for helping me with Tigrayball.
Amhara - My oldest Son, I use his language.and second favorite son since he made me relevant. And I'm sorry that
Oromiaball and
Tigrayball are massacring yuo, don't worry, they will be punished, starting with
Tigrayball.
Beninshangul-Gumuz - Son with two personalities, one being Benishangul and the other being Gumuz. The population here is mostly south Sudanese refuges who escaped from the cruelty from their previous president.
Dire Dawa - Son, but I don't love you as much as I love Addis because of your extremely hot temperatures.
Gambela - The tribal son, settle down plox and stop hurting your lips!
Harari - Daughter. Religious Kebab I colonized in the 1800's.
Adal had made her a kebab with some yodeling Muslim stories. I think he is her inspiration I guess?
Oromia - Angry and rebellious son. He is the second oldest. We have a bad history and he can into protest so I make him PM. I am sorry for the genocide from Menilik okay? BUT NO RIGHTS FOR YOU!! You will be punished too with you friend fur hurting amhara.
Somaliball (Ogaden) - Son, I rightfully conquested you, stop trying to join pirate kebab because your economy would be screwed otherwise.
SNNPR (Southern "Nations, Nationalities", and People's Region) - Daughter with a stupid name and cool flag, who just gave birth do Sidama.
Sidamaball - SNNPR got pregnant and gave me a new grandson. He is so cute, but my question is, who is the father?
probably that no goodOromiaball
Tigray - Son who is always bullying my other children (especially Amharaball).He is misbehaving again now and he needs to be punished
Famous Ethiopians
- Haile Selassie- Last emperor of Ethiopia and descedant of King Solomon. He ruled during WW2 and most of the Cold War until a communist takeover. Rastafarians believe he is the resurrected version of Jesus Christ.
- Mengistu Haile Mariam - Communist dictator of Derg and PDR Ethiopia from 1977-1991. Although charged with murder of 1.5 million and ignoring the starvation to death of over 1 million, he remains well and alive in Zimbabweball.
- Marcus Samuelsson - Ethiopian chef living in Swedenball
- Menelik II - Emperor of Ethiopia during war with Italyball
- Aminé - Ethiopian rapper living in USAball
- The Weekend - Ethiopian R&B artist living in Canadaball
- Abebe Bikila - Ethiopian marathon runner who set a world record barefoot in 1960
- Meles Zenawi - Tigray indepedence fighter during Ethiopian Civil War... then dictator until his death in 2012.
- Hailemariam Desalegn - Prime minister of Ethiopia until his resignation in 2018.
- Doctor Abiy Ahmed Ali - Prime Minister of Ethiopia, ethnically Oromo
- Amha Selassie - Crown Prince of Ethiopia
- Zera Yakob Amha Selassie - Emperor in exile of Ethiopia
Quotes
- GIB FOOD! AM STARVING
- I AM THE BEGINNING OF EVERYTHING!!!
- I AM MORE RELEVANT THAN EGYPT!
- gib gib food
- REMOVE PASTA.
- REMOVE FASCISTS
- REMOVE OTTOMAN KEBAB
- Haha no colonizer europe?
- Why am I surrounded by crazy clay?
- REMOVE PIRATE KEBAB!!!!
- REMOVE PASTA WASHED PHYCOPATHS
- Plox Avenga Abyssinia!!
- ኢትዮጵያ በአፍሪካ ምርጥ ሀገር ነች
(Translation: ETHIOPIA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN AFRICA) - Remember the gas
- Why do me have so many flag stealers?
Memes explained
1. When the mountain speaks amharic : This meme is similar to the meme, when the trees speak Vietnamese. This was supposed to represent how the west (in this case the itlaians) seems to underestimate third world countries in their surroundings in war, feeling that they will defeat them easily, but in their plan or invasion and/or colonization, they ends up losing. This is a reference to the First Italo-Ethiopian War.
2. Peanut shaped : This is a reference to his famine that happened during the 80s and 90s. Ethiopia was the poorest country in the world in 2002, however in reality, Ethiopia's economy is the fastest growing in Africa and the second fastest in the world. This meme might become old very soon.
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