| “ | T h e y N e v e r G o t E t h i o p i a | ” |
— bill wurtz
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| “ | GIB FOOD AND MONIES!! I AM BROKE!! | ” |
—
 Ethiopiaball asking for food in 2003 (when he was poorest in the world) |
| “ | The Land of Origins | ” |
— Ethiopia's travel slogan
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Ethiopiaball, officially the Federal Democratic Republic of Ethiopiaball, formerly known as Abyssiniaball, is a landlocked countryball within in the Horn of Africa. He is bordered by 
Eritreaball and 
Djiboutiball to the North, 
Kenyaball to the South, 
Somaliaball to the East, and 
Sudanball and 
South Sudanball to the West. The country is divided into 9 regions, and two Administrative Cities being his capital 
Addis Abababall and 
Dire Dawaball, giving him a total area of 426,400 square miles, making him the 26th largest country in the world. As of 2019, he maintains a population of 107.5 million inhabitants, the most populated landlocked countryball in the World, as well as the second-most populous nation on the African continent after 
Nigeriaball. He is also the founder and head of state of 
African Unionball and its head base is currently living in his capital Addis Abababall
He came from a very long history as is considered one of the oldest living countryballs. He was a site of the oldest evidence of Caveballs. Tracing its roots to the 2nd millennium BC, Ethiopia was a monarchy for most of its history. During the first centuries AD the 
Kingdom of Aksumball, followed by 
Zagweball, and 
Abyssiniaball. In the 19th and 20th centuries, he was the only country in Africa to resist European colonial power along with 
Liberiaball(although Liberia was colonized, just by the 
Americans) except an invasion by 
Kingdom of Italyball during WW2
Currently, Ethiopiaball is very poor (But eradicating Starvation). He has undergone a series of famines, no money, no peace, and lives mostly on dry clay. Slowly, however, the country began to recover, and now the Ethiopian economy is one of the fastest-growing in Africa. In some Polandball comics, Ethiopiaball is depicted to be peanut-shaped instead of circular-shaped. This is a reference to his famine, poverty, and for that reason, why he is "thin". But this could change in the next years, the country starting to show signs of recovery of the bad years, In approximately 10-15 years, Ethiopia will become very rich and maybe until 2050 a very DEVELOPED country (And even can into Obesity and Diabeetus). actually he cants into starvation anymore. Ethiopia also have the lowest drinking age in the world at the age of 15. Ethiopia is also known to be the most religious country in the world, having less than 1% of his population counts themselves as Atheists.
His national Victory against the day is June 4th.
THE FASCITS
History
Ethiopia was born as a 
4ball but then those 4balls moved to Syria and Iraq to make farms instead of being the nomadic hunting and gathering people. Then some 
8balls had settled into the territory as a mini-empire to civilize themselves into tribes until the king of Solomon came and converted the Queen of Sheba into Judaism. Then some Semitic speaking 
2balls came and settled near his clay. Ethiopia, as well as all the other horned African countries, is a part of the Afro-Asiatic family.
Some of the oldest evidence for modern caveballs are found in his clay which is widely considered the region from which caveballs set out for the Middle East and points beyond. Ethiopiaball likes to say to everyone that he is "the beginning of everything".
The ethiopain Monarchy and empires started when the Queen of Sheba and King solomon had children and decended the ethiopain empire from there from 100AD- 1974AD from the same monarch family genetically related to them.
He was a monarchy for most of its history. During the first centuries of the Common Era, the Kingdom of Aksumball (c.100-c.940) maintained a unified civilization in the region and is an early site of Christianity and also became the first African Jewish kingdom.
The Askum Kingdom
Kingdom of Aksumball made 
Ancient Egyptball (now known as 
Egyptball and 
Kushball (now known modernly as Sudanball) irrelevant and started a new century of religious movements and becoming a glorious Christan African empire. Aksum had annexed Kushball and Ancient Egyptball became part of 
Ancient Romeball and eventually 
Coptball. Askum also took an Asian kingdom 
Himyarite Kingdomball (which is now known as 
Yemenball). He and 
Solomon lead Ethiopiaball to be part of the Afro-Asian family.
The Kingdom of Aksum had a rich trading system and was the richest ancient African country during its time period comparing to current day poverty Ethiopia. He was trading with many countries such as the byzantine empire, China, Japan, North America, Egypt, Ghana, the Arab countries, and so on. Ethiopia's rich resources of water and coffee had lead towards a revolution of drinks of energy in which is famous today. It was also known that the kingdom of Axum had accepted the prophet Muhammad's saw of Islam refuges from Mecca. Muslims were very appreciative, and the town Harari is one of the holiest sights of Islam. Many Ethiopians converted to the religion of Islam afterward.
The Kingdom of Aksum was well known for making a tall stone obelix which is now known as a historic site used for early orthodox christianitý statues or religious works of art. During the Italian invasion they tried to recreate or re-assemble the historic sight. The 
United Nations had stooped the fascist and try to restore the ruins and finished around the time of 2007.
The Zagwe Dynasty
The kingdom of Askum empire reign was followed by Zagweball which lasted from the 12th and thirteenth century. During the dynasty presence..the Lalibela church in which was handmade underground religious citings and had unfortunate persecution towards the Ethiopians who are currently Jews in which they made a kingdom called 
Beta Israelcube in order to protect themselves from the persecution of the Christians. They lasted untill 1627 when Zagweball annexed it. Zagwe was also well known for uplifting the Coptic orthodoxy Christian religion holy sights. Some Muslims lived in Ethiopia in this time period, but there was not a lot. Due to the persecutions of Christianity during the Islamic time periods of Egypt, many Coptic Egyptians moved to Askum to be safe from Islamic crusades.
The Abyssinian Monarchy
When the Zagweb Dynasty is up..Ethiopia became to be what as known as Abyssiniaball.He, as Ethiopian Empireball became known to the world as Abyssiniaball from the 1200s onwards.
Adal Sultanateball (now known as present day Somaliaball and Djiboutiball) had a war with Abyssinia within territory disuptes with the help of 
Kingdom of Portugalball in which Abyssinia gets to keep 
Afarball while Adal gets to keep the rest of his territores and gave 
Harar Sultanateball independence..admiting defeat for Abyssinia. When Abyssinia was in his imperalist phaze he annexed Harar Sultanateball. The masters of this invasion was the mind of the 
Ottoman Empireball in which goal was to make Abyssinia a muslim state.
Then Ottoman Empireball tried to Kebabanize Abyssinia Kebab Colonies two more times. The first time alone and the second time with the help of 
Sultanate of Egyptball in which both times they have lost. The wars were long and tedious but eventually from Military strength and efforts, Abyssinia became supurior. Due to the western invasions of africa they had became allies agsint the 
European colonizers afterwards.
When Abyssinia was finally at peace away from kebab war, UKball wanted to restore the egyptian empire under his authority as a historic semetic memoir to visit so he wanted Abyssinia for his own needs. Abyssinia refused..in which lead into a war against each other leading to the victory against UKball to stay independent. The war only lasted for around 90 munites untill the british gave up. The Ethiopian king during the time Emperor Tewodros II , who wrote the note to the monarchy of britian to make trading deals after the war, they refused to awnser to them.
The victory against UKball lead to a friendship towards the Orthodox brother of 
Russian Empireball (since he also hates The UK) and helped within the First Italo-Ethiopian War. He gave strong weapons, soilders and supplies to support ethiopia's independents.
Abyssiniaball had also expanded there land to which is now the current day ethiopia Eritreaball and Somaliaball territtories such as current day 
Oromiaball, Dervish Stateball and Eritreaball.
During the scramble of Africa, Italy taken 
Libyaball, Somaliaball and (which used to be ethiopias territory) Eritreaball. Abyssinia was at first fine with their peace treaty of taking Eritrea as there own...but the translation between the amharic peace treaty and the Italian peace treaty was different. In which Ethiopia becomes a puppet coffee state of Italy who is not allowed to trade with anyone else other than Italy. Abyssinia did not like this in which leads to the 
First Italo-Ethiopian War
Italyball in an attempt to colonize and 
But King Melik had also done bad things such as committing genocide towards the Disrespected Ethnic groups during the time period. But after his rule..Abyssinia started to modernize themselves toward there kingdom like building cities..affording cars and making roads..becoming a respected African countryball and DESTROYING the stereotype for 8ballś trope given by Europeans of being "strong and uncivilized".
After the First Italo-Ethiopian War Abyssinia started to have more calmer and diplomatic relationships towards UKball since they both hated Kingdom of Italyball since he was part of the central power in the time period.
WW1
Due to the many invasiona within using puppet states, Abyssinia decided to cut ties with Ottoman Empireball. because they are worreid that the ethiopians might be oppresed for their rule because of their christianity. This lead abyssinia to support 
Armeniaball on the genocide, because he is also a christian. and was irritated by the 3 invasions caused by his oppressor. Abyssinia even provided homes for escaped armenians and took good care of them while they were getting persecuted in modern day turkey. Abyssinia then invaded one of the ottomans central power checkpoints the 
Dervish Stateball and annexed and occuppied it untill 1915. He was helping USAball and UKball in the ww1, and ultimatly it helped lead to the death of Ottoman Empireball. Due to this, UKball started to become friends with Abyssinia because they had common goals. The results was the split of what is Dervish Stateball (now known as Somaliaball, 
Somalilandball and Djiboutiball or greater somalia) between UKball Abyssiniaball 
Franceball and Kingdom of Italyball. Though Abyssinia stayed netural during ww1, they were very glad that the one annoying islamic invader and blockage of trading disunited.
WW2
In 1935, Italyball came back and succeeded in "civilizing" him Obviously Ethiopia does not need it..since it was ALREADY civilized this time, but only for 6 years, before 
Franceball and 
UKball helped Ethiopiaball kick him out in 1941. During the 6 years of occupation, the Italian holocaust happened. Lethal Gas attacking innocent civilians with inhuman weapons and commiting genocide towards 
Beta israelit citizens and the minority dark skined Nubians from the southwest. Due to this cruelty 
New Zealandball, 
Sovietball, 
Republic of Chinaball, and 
Second Spanish Republicball USAball and 
Mexicoball had refused to recongnize 
Italian East Africaball as a colony of Abyssinia. The 
League of Nationsball could not prevent ww2 from happening, so some nations tried on their own to stop Italy's torture and facisum. The success of not being colonized hat led Abyssina's colours to became the Pan-African colours, which subsequently, many newly born African countryballs adapted when the europeans decided to decolonize. After ww2, Abyssinia was one of the founders of UNball so that the world can prevent a WW3. Currently Tedros is the WHO president, and he represents the country of Ethiopia.
The cold war and the spread of rastafari
Abyssinia had helped 
South Koreaball during the Korean War..helping the Capitalist along with many other countries which were allies of the United states. The debts in war had lead South Korea to have positive insights of ethiopia unlike most african countries. (she helps ethiopia for debt during the pandemic)
When 
Jamaicaball had a drought for many Decades until 
King Haile Selassie visited and brought rain which is a miracle towards the people of Jamaica in which lead towards the Jamaican people to belive that Selassie is a recarnation of god or a prophet and made a religious and social movement called 
Rastafari. Rastafari gained famous for pan africanisum and black nationalisum for jamaica. Currently there is around 1 million people saying that rastafari is their offical religion.
After the Second Italo-Ethiopian War..Italy brought cattle from 
Indiaball in which had plenty of diseases so that Ethiopia was running out of food as revenge. This leads to a huge famine and lead for the people to lose hope apon the monarchy of Abyssinia and eventually ends up becoming the Installation of Communism among the country.
The Communism Days
In 1974, his empire was replaced with 
Dergball (backed by Sovietball). Instead of helping the financial issues, communism only made the problem worse, in which the countryś economy started to decrease and based of the poor use of Communism and reduction of farm equability...Ethiopia started to have a massive famine. Some men were forced to work for the Military, and if they refuesd, they got murdered. The past horrific and inhumane experiences of the treatment of Ethiopian citizens had adapted and inspired and led Eritreaball to become the well known and loved Phycopath we know today.
Around the same time.. Dergball Sovietball and 
Cubaball annexed a land called 
Ogadeniaball in which the time belongs to Somali Democratic Republicball. In this case they have won the war. This leads for Ogadenia to become a separatist region against Ethiopia in order to reunite with his rightful father. The Ogadenia war had led towrads instability of goverment and decisions since somalia can no longer trust Soviet Unionball since he sided with Derg in the war. When Somalia became a ally of USAball he was not following USA's orders in his forgien affairs and led towards bombings and instability and became the no goverment pirate we know today.
Meanwhile, Separatist regions are sick of being a part of the Dergball. These separatist regions were 
Tigrayball, Oromiaball, Eritreaball, and Afarball. Only Eritreaball gained independence in 1993. Due to Erireaballs independence. Ethiopia becomes landlocked. Ethiopia and Eritrea had many border-line issues until 2018.
Around 1987, Dergball was replaced with the 
PDR Ethiopiaball, a communist countryball. Due to the fact that Ethiopia was in a massive crisis economically and the failed use of the ideology of communism...Ethiopia had become one of the poorest if not THE POOREST country in the world during its time to the point that this whole countries economy depends on British and American rock band's donations in order to survive. More than 3 million people had died during the famine.
Modern Day Ethiopia
After 1991, he was put into a transitional government until 1995 when the Federal Democratic Republic of Ethiopiaball was founded. Unfortunately, Ethiopia was starving, and living in poverty, but now started to recover from the bad times. Ethiopia is now one of the fastest-growing economies in the world. If Ethiopia countinues to progress in their current rate it will be richer than current Mexicoball by 2030.
On July 9, 2018, his Prime Minister and Eritreaball's president restored diplomatic relations by finalizing their border, officially ending their border conflict.
Around March 10, 2019, the Ethiopian Airlines had a recent airplane crash using the boieng 737 Max plane in which the piolets were not properly trained compared to the regular boieng 737. This caused some countries such as USAball to ban using this certain model of plane which is not properly settled for flight. This lead among 300+ deaths among the tradegy.
Currently Ethiopia is on a feud with Egyptball against the Grand Renaissance Ethiopian dam.
Personality
Ethiopiaball is a generally friendly countryball and is nice to almost everybody except for Pasta and Damn removers but he is sometimes sad when reminded of his famine and can into deep depression sometimes. He is also very religous and would not take any excuses for unholy actions even though he literally started drinking alchol when he was only 15 . He sometimes get angry when his Annoying neighbors are acting corrupted as usual. He likes to make sarcastic and witty jokes sometimes. Ethiopiaball is also very bold and has a really big ego when it comes to being historic. He is very brave, but is sometimes scared to think about the nightmarish famine that he had to deal with. He is a very bad piolet. If your going on an airplane or space..do not let him be your piolet!! EVER
Flag Colors
Main Colors
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| North Texas Green | 7, 137, 48 | C95-M0-Y65-K46 | #078930 | |
| Yellow (Pantone) | 252, 221, 9 | C0-M12-Y96-K1 | #FCDD09 | |
| Lava | 218, 18, 26 | C0-M92-Y88-K15 | #DA121A | |
Emblem Colors
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cobalt Blue | 15, 71, 175 | C91-M59-Y0-K31 | #0F47AF | |
| Yellow (Pantone) | 252, 221, 9 | C0-M12-Y96-K1 | #FCDD09 | |
Relationships ግንኙነቶች
Friends ጓደኞች gwadenyochi
- Layibērīya - My best friend. WE'RE NOT COLONIZED BY EUROPE'S FUCK YEAH!!!!
- Gana - Fellow Pan Africanist (
WE FOUNDED THE AFRICA UNION SUCKERS European suckers!!!!!!!)who started trend of using my flag in independence movements. We are the founders of Ye’Afirīka Hibireti.
- Arimēnīya - I recognize your genocide and even provided a Christian home for your escaped refugees. I hate Ottoman Empireball and will always support you against him.
- Bolīvīya - Has a similar flag, size, and United Nations Charter date like me, also landlocked. We support each other.#Landlock buddies
- Lītu’ānīya and Mayinimari - Fans of my pan african movments, even though they are not in africa.
- Hinidi - Another friend. I love his stuff and his country. More Bollywood movies, plox!
though Ethiopian dramas are betterAlso, he hates my pirate brother. - Debubi Korīya - Trading partners. I helped her during the Korean War and she turning back favor by helping me in pandemic. Both hate Kifuwi Zerafī but she wants me to be away from Chayina in which I do not agree with. But we are still good friends!
- Chayina - We have a lot in common with our history and he is helping me modernize today. And unlike the USELESS PRICK He sided with me on the dam.
- Tayilanidi - South East asian version of me. We both are the co-founders of croups near our regions ( African Unionball and ASEANcoin to make us more relevant. We also can into never colinize! Also thanks for trying out my food.
- Girīki - FASCIST REMOVER GANG!! LETS GOO!! Though He called me "land of the burnt faces"
Is our bodies white or WHATbut he also called me a heart robber!! I find that sweet :). Overall he's a cool countryball. - Amērīka - Friends. This young guy sends me aid/food occasionally. He also helped me in my times that I had split-personality disorder. He protects me form Kifuwi Zerafī He is kind-hearted... I guess. But please stop supporting Egypt on the damn!
- Talak’wa Birītaniya - Friends. He sends me food/aid occasionally. I see many balls calling him old, but compared to me he is a toddler; I have a millennium of ages. He also helped me to kick out T’alīyani Dīyabīlosi in 1941. Coffee is still better than tea though.
- Mēkisiko - Strongly condemned Italian occupation of me, thank you!
- Gerimeni - Biggest trade partner by far.
- Fīnīlanid - gives aid and water
- Nēzerilanidi - Big trade partner.!
- Siwīzerīlanidi - Another trade partner.
- Kēniya - One of my only nice neighbors... also we both love to run!
- Somalīlanidi - He is a great friend, I hope that the others will recognize him very soon! My soon to be baby cousin. If only if Somalia was more accepting!!
- Jamayika - He thinks I am god, it's weird
and creepybut he seems nice and sweet. - Nīwizīlanidi, Sovīyēti, Tayiwani, and Sipēni - They all condemned Italy along with aforementioned Amērīka and Mēkisiko.
- Konigo, Zimibabuwē, Malī, gīni, gīnī - bīsawi, Kamēruni, Lemehēdi, Bēnīnī Burikinafaso Sēnēgali Gana Mozamibīki, Morītanīya Sa’o tomē ina pirīnichīpē Debubi sudani Seyiniti Kītisi ina Nēvīsi, Bolīvīya and Lībīya - all can into the trend of using my flag colors. I like some of them more than I like the others though...
- Sawidī Arebiya, Irani, Afiganīsitani, Semēni Yemeni, Layibērīya, Japani, Monigolīya, Toniga, Tayilanidi, . Beḥatuni, Korīya, Semēni Sēnitīneli Desēti, and Nēpali - We were all not colonized by Europe.
- Black is King - Thank you for writing about a song about me
(and not Egyptball)about how I am the beginning of Everything and EVERYBODIES genetic roots came from ME!
Netural/Frinemies ገለልተኛ gelelitenya
- Sudani - We were enimies in the past..and he even killed one of my kings, but we are still trading partners.
- T’alīyani - I am thousands of years older than you!!! You know who I am? I am the beginning of everything!!! I even know your father Yet’initi Kiromi!!!
I'm not your son, fuck you! AND YOU INVADED ME ON WW2! FUCK MUSSOLINI!!! YOU NEVER COLONIZED ME AND NEVER WILL!!!!!We get along today surprisingly, and he is of recognizing usage of gas attacks now and Italy is also among the top 5 trading partners with Ethiopia and a major investor in the Ethiopian economy. He also helps me build of Ethiopian renaissance dam, Of thanks yuo! Okay okay. I'll accept that I'm your son, now!sort of weird calling an old man your son but ok...let the weirdos be weird. Also can yuo help me deal with corona..Your suffering as bad as I am - Donald Trump - He protects me from somalia and my president and his president have good relations. However, he has many flaws and my people living in America really hate him. one CONTROL YOUR GODDAM POLICE! and for two WHY ARE YOU ON A KEBAB side in water? I THOUGHT WE WERE BOTH KEBAB REMOVERS!!!
- - Sorry about the dam but despite how much I secretly hate Egypt it's his river, however, I will give monies to you so you can annex That crackhead REMOVE KEBAB!!
- Turīki - I hope this guy can into european union. He has a great culture and beautful cites. But Here is the probloms with him. First recongize and appologizee to Arimēnīya for the Armenian Genocide and for two stop supporting That Pirate and support The civilized human
- Eritirīya -
(Formely)ኤርትራ አንድ ደደብ ዝንጀሮ ነው!!! አንጎልህ ቆሻሻው ያነሰ ነው!! ጣሊያናዊ አሻንጉሊት አሳማ ዶግ!! ሁለቱን ድርጅቶች መዋሐድ!!! Scary psychotic mentally disturbed son. Best left alone. Also, worst enemy and now I have no coast. AIRSTRIKE!!! ኤርትራ ወደ ሞት!!!!!!!!!(Now) Now we are getting along much better and is my best brother but I still miss my coast.... :(.... - Arenigwadē Libya - Pan Africanist who I will forever respect and remember... but I'm not keen on how he supported my communist regime... He also likes Somalia and does not consider Somaliland independent so I do not know what's up with him.
Also sort of evil. - Yetebaberuti Menigisitati - I helped create yuo, plox gib aid!
- Kuba - Love hate relationship. He supported a communist coup and supported dictatorship... but at the same time supported me in Ogaden war and Eritrean war.
- Rashiya - I don't know, he is good friends with Eritirīya and supported my communist side but he still wants to cooperate with me and we are both Orthodox. He also supported me in the first war with Italy.
- Somalīya - Pirate brother. Is of needing to calm down. Frenemy. Also, you should give Somalīlanidi independence and try to recognize him ok? I really do not have the time to have war with you now my economy is growing rapidly, so please stop making threats! JUST CALM DOWN. PLEASE BE NICE! At least we have a common enemy. We are also having famines but Now that I am becoming a developed country I can donate to you so you can be stable. Maybe I can improve your infrastructure and your overall personality and famishes with the UNball and convince other countries besides me and Taiwanball to recognize Somaliland. So we have neutral relations, but if you raid, I will make you my enemy again and Anschluss you understand
Enemies አኒሜ ānīmē
- Covid 19-DAMN YUO!!! I was safe from you untill you have spread!! STOP KILLING MY PEOPLE CHiNA!! I AM OF POOR!! STOP MAKING MY ECONOMY WORSE THAN IT ALREADY IS!! Go to italy or someting! But do not ´tworry me and MY ASIAN Friends will get rid of you disease!!
- Ayisīsi - Please leave..Why do you want a christian country anyway? Go to my evil brother. I think he likes you
- Semēnawī Korīya - I made sancations on his country because he is a big threat to nukes and I am friends with his sister. REMOVE KIM JONG UN PIG!!
- Isira’ēli -I demand you to stop harassing my jews and protesters please...
I have your ark.Since He banned ethiopian immagrents and suports Dictators we broke ties since 2019. But at least we remove kebab together!
- Kosovoball - YUO ARE NOT A REAL COUNTRY!! FUCKIN EUROPEAN puppet!! KOSOVO Je SERBIA!!! REMOVE KEBAB!!
- Gibits’i - LET ME OF USING RIVERS! We are good outside of that though, we both love our history. I CANNOT SUFFER IN THIRST ANYMORE!!!!!!! WHY DOES USAball Support you?? Are you not kebab?
- Debubawī K’eyi Bahiri - YUO ARE MINE!!!
- Debubi Sudani - YUO ARE NOT A REAL COUNTRY!! YOU DON'T EVEN FUNCTION RIGHT!! You are part of Sudan clay. DEAL WITH IT!!! AND STOP INVADING MY DEAR FRIEND. I WILL NEVER RECOGNIZE YOU UNTILL YOU STOP INVADING AND BEING A MESS TO SOCIETY!!
- Gidiya - You're the reason why my people make them poor because you killed my last ruler! I WILL NOT NEVER FORGET! But atnleast your son is having good relationship with me.
- Dīyabilosi - He tried to
rape"Colonize" My mother (failed)!! Lol your dumb to try to colonize the mighty holy and blessed lands of the horn! You thought that your the only one?? all of these tried so...your offically the 5th person who tried to colnize!!! LOL and YOU TRIED TWICE!!! Your a joke man!
- MUKBANGERS - YOU DARE EAT MY FOOD WITH FORKS AND MAKE UNMANERFUL BURPS!! HOW DARE YOU!!!
- BOEING: Why did you quit untrained piolets to take a trip with my airlines and kill 300 innocent Ethiopians. WHY??? MARCH 2019 NEVER FORGET!! REMOVE 747 MASH AIRPLANES!!!
Regions
- Addis Ababa - Joy of my life :) and capital city. He loves Adidas (like Russia!)
- Afar - Kebab son, I like him when he isn't separatist. Once was stolen from me by Adal, he make him kebab. Also, please stop accusing me of kidnapping you.
- Amhara - My oldest Son, I use his language.and second favorite son since he made me relevant.
- Beninshangul-Gumuz - Son with two personalities, one being Benishangul and the other being Gumuz. The population here is mostly south Sudanese refuges who escaped from the cruelty from their previous president.
- Dire Dawa - Son, but I don't love you as much as I love Addis because of your extremely hot temperatures.
- Gambela - The tribal son, settle down plox and stop hurting your lips!
- Harari - Daughter. Religious Kebab I colonized in the 1800's. Adal had made her a kebab with some yodeling Muslim stories. I think he is her inspiration I guess?
- Oromia - Angry and rebellious son. He is the second oldest. We have a bad history and he can into protest so I make him PM. I am sorry for the genocide from Menilik okay? BUT NO RIGHTS CAUSE YOU EVIL SOMALI KEBAB!
- Somaliball (Ogaden) - Son, I rightfully conquested you, stop trying to join pirate kebab because your economy would be screwed otherwise.
- SNNPR (Southern "Nations, Nationalities", and People's Region) - Daughter with a stupid name and cool flag, who just gave birth do Sidama.
- Sidamaball - SNNPR got pregnant and gave me a new grandson. He is so cute, but my question is, who is the father?
probobly that no good Oromiaball - Tigray - Son who is always bullying my other children (especially Oromia). Now he is behaving and no longer a separatist (also stop speaking Eritrea's language)
Famous Ethiopians
- Haile Selassie- Last emperor of Ethiopia and descedant of King Solomon. He ruled during WW2 and most of the Cold War until a communist takeover. Rastafarians believe he is the resurrected version of Jesus Christ.
- Mengistu Haile Mariam - Communist dictator of Derg and PDR Ethiopia from 1977-1991. Although charged with murder of 1.5 million and ignoring the starvation to death of over 1 million, he remains well and alive in Zimbabweball.
- Marcus Samuelsson - Ethiopian chef living in Swedenball
- Menelik II - Emperor of Ethiopia during war with Italyball
- Aminé - Ethiopian rapper living in USAball
- The Weekend - Ethiopian R&B artist living in Canadaball
- Abebe Bikila - Ethiopian marathon runner who set a world record barefoot in 1960
- Meles Zenawi - Tigray indepedence fighter during Ethiopian Civil War... then dictator until his death in 2012.
- Hailemariam Desalegn - Prime minister of Ethiopia until his resignation in 2018.
- Doctor Abiy Ahmed Ali - Prime Minister of Ethiopia, ethnically Oromo
- Amha Selassie - Crown Prince of Ethiopia
- Zera Yakob Amha Selassie - Emperor in exile of Ethiopia
Quotes
- GIB FOOD! AM STARVING
- I AM THE BEGINNING OF EVERYTHING!!!
- I AM MORE RELEVANT THAN EGYPT!
- gib gib food
- rasta rasta no pasta
- Haha no colonizer europe?
- Why am I surrounded by crazy clay?
- REMOVE PIRATE KEBAB!!!!
- REMOVE PYCOPATHS
- Plox Avenga Abyssinia!!
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Do you think that Ethiopiaball should give back Ogedeniaball back to somalia
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It should go to Somalia IMO
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Some land to Somaliland
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