T h e y N e v e r G o t E t h i o p i a
 
— bill wurtz
GIB FOOD AND MONIES!! I AM BROKE!!
 
Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball asking for food in 2003 (when he was poorest in the world)
The Land of Origins
 
— Ethiopia's travel slogan

Ethiopiaball​​, officially the Federal Democratic Republic of Ethiopiaball, formerly known as Abyssiniaball, is a poor as shit landlocked countryball within the Horn of Africa. He is bordered by Eritrea-icon.png Eritreaball and Djibouti-icon.png Djiboutiball to the North, Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball to the South, Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball to the East, and Sudan-icon.png Sudanball and South Sudan-icon.png South Sudanball to the West. The country is divided into 9 regions, and two Administrative Cities being his capital Addis Ababa-icon.png Addis Abababall and Dire Dawa-icon.png Dire Dawaball, giving him a total area of 426,400 square miles, making him the 26th largest country in the world. As of 2019, he maintains a population of 107.5 million inhabitants, the most populated landlocked countryball in the World, as well as the second-most populous nation on the African continent after Nigeria-icon.png Nigeriaball. He is also the founder and head of state of African Union-icon.png African Unionball and its head base is currently living in his capital Addis Ababa-icon.png Addis Abababall

He came from a very long history as is considered one of the oldest living countryballs. He was a site of the oldest evidence of Caveballs. Tracing its roots to the 2nd millennium BC, Ethiopia was a monarchy for most of its history. During the first centuries AD the Kingdom of Aksum-icon.png Kingdom of Aksumball, followed by Zagwe-icon.png Zagweball, and Abyssinia-icon.png Abyssiniaball. In the 19th and 20th centuries, he was the only country in Africa to resist European colonial power along with Liberia-icon.png Liberiaball(although Liberia was colonized, just by the USA-icon.png Americans) except an invasion by Italian-Empire-icon.png Kingdom of Italyball during WW2

Currently, Ethiopiaball is very poor (But eradicating Starvation). He has undergone a series of famines, no money, no peace, and lives mostly on dry clay. Slowly, however, the country began to recover, and now the Ethiopian economy is one of the fastest-growing in Africa. In some Polandball comics, Ethiopiaball is depicted to be peanut-shaped instead of circular-shaped. This is a reference to his famine, poverty, and for that reason, why he is "thin". But this could change in the next years, the country starting to show signs of recovery of the bad years, In approximately 10-15 years, Ethiopia will become very rich and maybe until 2050 a very DEVELOPED country and even can into Obesity and Diabeetus. actually he cants into starvation anymore. Ethiopia also have the lowest drinking age in the world at the age of 15. Ethiopia is also known to be the most religious country in the world, having less than 1% of his population counts themselves as Atheists.

His national Liberation from Fascist Italy-icon.png THE FASCITS day is June 4th.

History

Ethiopia was born as a 4-icon.png 4ball but then those 4balls moved to Syria and Iraq to make farms instead of being the nomadic hunting and gathering people. Then some 8-icon.png 8balls had settled into the territory as a mini-empire to civilize themselves into tribes until the king of Solomon came and converted the Queen of Sheba into Judaism. Then some Semitic speaking 2-icon.png 2balls came and settled near his clay. Ethiopia, as well as all the other horned African countries, is a part of the Afro-Asiatic family.

Some of the oldest evidence for modern caveballs are found in his clay which is widely considered the region from which caveballs set out for the Middle East and points beyond. Ethiopiaball likes to say to everyone that he is "the beginning of everything".

The ethiopian Monarchy and empires started when the Queen of Sheba and King solomon had children and descended the ethiopian empire from there from 100AD- 1974AD from the same monarch family genetically related to them.

He was a monarchy for most of its history. During the first centuries of the Common Era, the Kingdom of Aksum-icon.png Kingdom of Aksumball (c.100-c.940) maintained a unified civilization in the region and is an early site of Christianity and also became the first African Jewish kingdom. 

Kingdom of Aksum-icon.pngThe Askum KingdomKingdom of Aksum-icon.png

Kingdom of Aksum-icon.png Kingdom of Aksumball made Ancient Egypt-icon.png Ancient Egyptball (now known as Egypt-icon.png Egyptball and Kush-icon.png Kushball (now known modernly as Sudan-icon.png Sudanball) irrelevant and started a new century of religious movements and becoming a glorious  Christan African empire. Aksum had annexed Kush-icon.png Kushball and Ancient Egypt-icon.png Ancient Egyptball became part of SPQR-icon.png Ancient Romeball and eventually Coptic-icon.png Coptball. Askum also took an Asian kingdom Himyarite Kingdom-icon.png Himyarite Kingdomball (which is now known as Yemen-icon.png Yemenball). He and Israel-icon.png Solomon lead Ethiopia-icon.png  Ethiopiaball to be part of the Afro-Asian family.

The Kingdom of Aksum had a rich trading system and was the richest ancient African country during its time period comparing to current day poverty Ethiopia. He was trading with many countries such as the byzantine empire, China, Japan, North America, Egypt, Ghana, the Arab countries, and so on. Ethiopia's rich resources of water and coffee had lead towards a revolution of drinks of energy in which is famous today. It was also known that the kingdom of Axum had accepted the prophet Muhammad's saw of Islam refuges from Mecca. Muslims were very appreciative, and the town Harari is one of the holiest sights of Islam. Many Ethiopians converted to the religion of Islam afterward.

The Kingdom of Aksum was well known for making a tall stone obelix which is now known as a historic site used for early orthodox christianitý statues or religious works of art. During the Fascist Italy-icon.png Italian invasion they tried to recreate or re-assemble the historic sight. The UN-icon.png United Nations had stooped the fascist and try to restore the ruins and finished around the time of 2007.

Zagwe-icon.pngThe Zagwe DynastyZagwe-icon.png

The kingdom of Askum empire reign was followed by Zagwe-icon.png Zagweball which lasted from the 12th and thirteenth century. During the dynasty presence..the Lalibela church in which was handmade underground religious citings and had unfortunate persecution towards the Ethiopians who are currently Jews in which they made a kingdom called Ethiopia-icon Cube.png Beta Israelcube in order to protect themselves from the persecution of the Christians. They lasted untill 1627 when Zagwe-icon.png Zagweball annexed it. Zagwe was also well known for uplifting the Coptic orthodoxy Christian religion holy sights. Some Muslims lived in Ethiopia in this time period, but there was not a lot. Due to the persecutions of Christianity during the Islamic time periods of Egypt, many Coptic Egyptians moved to Askum to be safe from Islamic crusades.

Abyssinia-icon.pngThe Abyssinian MonarchyAbyssinia-icon.png

When the Zagweb Dynasty is up..Ethiopia became to be what as known as Abyssinia-icon.png Abyssiniaball.He, as Abyssinia-icon.png Ethiopian Empireball became known to the world as Abyssiniaball from the 1200s onwards.

Adal-icon.png Adal Sultanateball (now known as present day Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball and Djiboutiball) had a war with Abyssinia-icon.png Abyssinia within territory disuptes with the help of Kingdom of Portugal-icon.png Kingdom of Portugalball in which Abyssinia gets to keep Afar-icon.png Afarball while Adal gets to keep the rest of his territores and gave Harari-icon.png Harar Sultanateball independence..admiting defeat for Abyssinia. When Abyssinia was in his imperalist phaze he annexed Harari-icon.png Harar Sultanateball. The masters of this invasion was the mind of the Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball in which goal was to make Abyssinia a muslim state. 

Then Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball tried to Kebabanize Abyssinia Kebab Colonies two more times. The first time alone and the second time with the help of Sultanate of Egypt-icon.png Sultanate of Egyptball in which both times they have lost. The wars were long and tedious but eventually from Military strength and efforts, Abyssinia became supurior. Due to the western invasions of africa they had became allies agsint the UK-icon.png Italian-Empire-icon.png European colonizers afterwards.

When Abyssinia-icon.png Abyssinia was finally at peace away from kebab war, UK-icon.png UKball wanted to restore the egyptian empire under his authority as a historic semetic memoir to visit so he wanted Abyssinia-icon.png Abyssinia for his own needs. Abyssinia refused..in which lead into a war against each other leading to the victory against UK-icon.png UKball to stay independent. The war only lasted for around 90 munites untill the british gave up. The Ethiopian king during the time Emperor Tewodros II , who wrote the note to the monarchy of britian to make trading deals after the war, they refused to awnser to them.

The victory against UK-icon.png UKball lead to a friendship towards the Orthodox brother of Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball (since he also hates The UK) and helped within the First Italo-Ethiopian War. He gave strong weapons, soilders and supplies to support ethiopia's independents.

Abyssinia-icon.png Abyssiniaball had also expanded there land to which is now the current day ethiopia Eritrea-icon.png Eritreaball and Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball territtories such as current day Oromia-icon.png OromiaballDervish Stateball and Eritrea-icon.png Eritreaball.

During the scramble of Africa, Italy taken Libya-icon.png Libyaball, Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball and (which used to be ethiopias territory) Eritrea-icon.png Eritreaball. Abyssinia was at first fine with their peace treaty of taking Eritrea as there own...but the translation between the amharic peace treaty and the Italian peace treaty was different. In which Ethiopia becomes a puppet coffee state of Italy who is not allowed to trade with anyone else other than Italy. Abyssinia-icon.png Abyssinia did not like this in which leads to the Abyssinia-icon (Korea).png Kingdom of Italy-icon (Africa).png First Italo-Ethiopian War

He is very respected by the countryballs of Africa because he kicked Italian-Empire-icon.png Italyball in an attempt to colonize and Become coffee puppet him in 1896 in the name of King Melik. The infanstructure became better and Ethiopia started to industralize like a modern countryball durning the time period, but not too advance because the Europeans would always want to beat him and colonize him if that was the case. The europeans had the same reaction from the sucess of Ethiopia towards the Japanese Russian war, when Russia-icon.png Russiaball wanted to colonize Japan-icon.png Japanball

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But King Melik had also done bad things such as committing genocide towards the Oromia-icon.png Somalia-icon.png Ethiopia-icon Cube.png Disrespected Ethnic groups during the time period. Those ethnic groups (except for Somalis) were the target of slavery in the Arab slave trade. Currently, Beta Israelites are treated like uncivilized hooligans in modern-day Israel-icon.png Israelcube.  Oromia-icon.png The ormos are the prime target for human trafficking, rape, detention camps, and Massacures. in such countries like Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball


But after his rule..Abyssinia started to modernize themselves toward there kingdom like building cities..affording cars and making roads..becoming a respected African countryball and DESTROYING the stereotype for Africans trope given by Europeans of being "strong and uncivilized".

After the First Italo-Ethiopian War Abyssinia started to have more calmer and diplomatic relationships towards UK-icon.png UKball.

WW1

Due to the many invasiona within using puppet states, Abyssinia decided to cut ties with Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball. because they are worreid that the ethiopians might be oppresed for their rule because of their christianity. This lead abyssinia to support Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball on the genocide, because he is also a christian. and was irritated by the 3 invasions caused by his oppressor. Abyssinia even provided homes for escaped armenians and took good care of them while they were getting persecuted in modern day turkey. Abyssinia then invaded one of the ottomans central power checkpoints the Dervish State-icon.png Dervish Stateball and annexed and occuppied it untill 1915. He was helping USA-icon.png USAball and UK-icon.png UKball in the ww1, and ultimatly it helped lead to the death of Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball. Due to this, UK-icon.png UKball started to become friends with Abyssinia-icon.png Abyssinia because they had common goals. The results was the split of what is Dervish State-icon.png Dervish Stateball (now known as Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball, Somaliland-icon.png Somalilandball and Djibouti-icon.png Djiboutiball or greater somalia) between UK-icon.png UKball Abyssinia-icon.png Abyssiniaball France-icon.png Franceball and Italian-Empire-icon.png Kingdom of Italyball. Though Abyssinia stayed netural during ww1, they were very glad that the one annoying islamic invader and blockage of trading disunited. The split of somalia led to civial wars and conquest of Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball trying despertately during the cold war and mordern day to unite djibouti ogadenia and the eastern coast of Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball to become Brt681w.png Neo greater somalia. Unfortunately Somalia could not complete this due to its current civial war.

WW2

In 1935, Italyball came back and succeeded in "civilizing" him Obviously Ethiopia does not need it..since it was ALREADY civilized this time, but only for 6 years before Vivelaspin.gif Franceball and UK-icon (Africa soldier).png UKball helped Ethiopiaball kick him out in 1941. Meanwile during the Second italo Ethiopian war which was an event that happened during World War II, Ethiopia used illegal Dum-dum bullets and mutilated captured Italian and Eritrean soldiers... in response, Italy used mustard gas against soldiers and civilians. When Haile Selassie-icon.png Halie Selassie pleaded the League of Nations-icon.png League of Nationsball to help protect them during the war, UK-icon.png UKball and France-icon.png Franceball were scared of Italy, and therefore actually helped Italy win the war so they can side with ally powers. Due to being located in Africa, racist ideologies, and of course being an axis power, genocide in 6 years of occupation, the Italian holocaust happened. Lethal Gas attacking innocent civilians with inhuman weapons and committing genocide towards Beta Israel-icon.png Beta israelit citizens and the minority dark skined 8-icon.png Nubians from the southwest.

Due to this cruelty New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball, Soviet-icon.png Sovietball, Taiwan-icon.png Republic of Chinaball, and Second Spanish Republic-icon.png Second Spanish Republicball USA-icon.png USAball and Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball had refused to recognize Italian East Africa-icon.png Italian East Africaball as a colony of Abyssinia. When Liberated the Beta Israel-icon.png Beta isralites had fleed to Israel-icon.png Israelcube so they can practice Judaism freely without persecution or genocide. The 8-icon.png Nubians are now continuing their local lives and traditions living among the Omo valley and Gambela-icon.png Gambelaball. The League of Nations-icon.png League of Nationsball could not prevent ww2 from happening, so some nations tried on their own to stop Italy's torture and fascism. In the East African Campaign and North African Campaign, the UN-icon.png UNball to take Somaliland-icon.png Somalilandball wheras Abyssinia-icon.png Abyssinia had been liberated and allowed to take Italian Eritrea-icon.png Italian Eritreaball away from Fascist Italy. Kingdom of Libya.gif Kingdom of Libyaball gained their independence. Only Italian Somaliland-icon.png Italian Somalilandball Stayed as a italian colony, but became a socialist-commiunist country named Somali Democratic Republic-icon.png Somali Democratic Republicball The success of not being colonized hat led Abyssina's colors to became the Pan-African colors, which subsequently, many newly born African countryballs adapted when the Europeans decided to decolonize. After ww2, Abyssinia was one of the founders of UN-icon.png UNball so that the world can prevent a WW3. Currently, Tedros is the WHO president, and he represents the country of Ethiopia. 

The cold war and the spread of rastafari

Abyssinia had helped South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball during the Korean War..helping the USA-icon.png Capitalist along with many other countries which were allies of the United states. The debts in war had lead South Korea to have positive insights of ethiopia unlike most african countries. (she helps ethiopia for debt during the pandemic)  When Jamaica-icon.png Jamaicaball had a drought for many Decades until Haile Selassie-icon.png King Haile Selassie visited and brought rain which is a miracle towards the people of Jamaica in which lead towards the Jamaican people to belive that Selassie is a recarnation of god or a prophet and made a religious and social movement called Rastafari-icon.png Rastafari. Rastafari gained famous for pan africanisum and black nationalisum for jamaica. Currently there is around 1 million people saying that rastafari is their offical religion.

After the Second Italo-Ethiopian War...Italy brought cattle from India-icon.png Indiaball in which had plenty of diseases so that Ethiopia was running out of food as revenge. This leads to a huge famine and lead for the people to lose hope apon the monarchy of Abyssinia and eventually ends up becoming the Installation of Communism among the country.

Derg-icon.pngThe Communism DaysPDR Ethiopia-icon.png

In 1974, his empire was replaced with Derg-icon.png Dergball (backed by Soviet-icon.png Sovietball). Instead of helping the financial issues, communism only made the problem worse, in which the countryś economy started to decrease and based of the poor use of Communism and reduction of farm equability...Ethiopia started to have a massive famine. Some men were forced to work for the Military, and if they refuesd, they got murdered. The past horrific and inhumane experiences of the treatment of Ethiopian citizens had adapted and inspired and led Eritrea-icon.png Eritreaball to become the well known and loved Phycopath we know today.

Around the same time..Derg-icon.png Dergball Soviet-icon.png Sovietball and Cuba-icon.png Cubaball annexed a land called Ogadenia-icon.png Ogadeniaball in which the time belongs to Somalia-icon.png Somali Democratic Republicball. In this case they have won the war. This leads for Ogadenia to become a separatist region against Ethiopia in order to reunite with Somalia-icon.png his rightful father. The Ogadenia war had led towrads instability of goverment and decisions since somalia can no longer trust Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball since he sided with Derg in the war. When Somalia became a ally of USA-icon.png USAball he was not following USA's orders in his forgien affairs and led towards bombings and instability and became the no goverment pirate we know today.

Meanwhile, Separatist regions are sick of being a part of the Derg-icon.png Dergball. These separatist regions were Tigray-icon.png Tigrayball, Oromia-icon.png Oromiaball, Eritrea-icon.png Eritreaball, and Afar-icon.png Afarball. Only Eritrea-icon.png Eritreaball gained independence in 1993. Due to Erireaballs independence. Ethiopia becomes landlocked. Ethiopia and Eritrea had many border-line issues until 2018.

Around 1987, Dergball was replaced with the PDR Ethiopia-icon.png PDR Ethiopiaball, a communist countryball. Due to the fact that Ethiopia was in a massive crisis economically and the failed use of the ideology of communism...Ethiopia had become one of the poorest if not THE POOREST country in the world during its time to the point that this whole countries economy depends on UK-icon.png British and USA-icon.png American rock band's donations in order to survive. More than 3 million people had died during the famine.

Modern Day Ethiopia

After 1991, he was put into a transitional government until 1995 when the Federal Democratic Republic of Ethiopiaball was founded. Unfortunately, Ethiopia was starving, and living in poverty, but now started to recover from the bad times. Ethiopia is now one of the fastest-growing economies in the world. If Ethiopia countinues to progress in their current rate it will be richer than current Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball by 2030.

On July 9, 2018, his Prime Minister and Eritrea-icon.png Eritreaball's president restored diplomatic relations by finalizing their border, officially ending their border conflict.

Around  March 10, 2019, the Ethiopian Airlines had a recent airplane crash using the boieng 737 Max plane in which the piolets were not properly trained compared to the regular boieng 737. This caused some countries such as USAball to ban using this certain model of plane which is not properly settled for flight. This lead among 300+ deaths among the tradegy.

Currently Ethiopia is on a feud with Egypt-icon.png Egyptball against the Grand Renaissance Ethiopian dam, and having some territoral disputes in Tigray-icon.png Tigrayball and Oromo lives matter protests

Personality

Ethiopiaball is a generally friendly countryball and is nice to almost everybody except for Pasta and Damn removers but he is sometimes sad when reminded of his famine and can into deep depression sometimes. He is also very religous and would not take any excuses for unholy actions even though he literally started drinking alchol when he was only 15 . He sometimes get angry when his Annoying neighbors are acting corrupted as usual. He likes to make sarcastic and witty jokes sometimes. When Ethiopia is a female, she is usually a tsundere stereotypically. Ethiopiaball is also very bold and has a really big ego when it comes to being historic. He is very brave, but is sometimes scared to think about the nightmarish famine that he had to deal with. He is a very bad piolet. If your going on an airplane or space..do not let him be your piolet!! EVER

Provinces

There are 10 provinces in Ethiopia

Flag Colors

Main Colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
North Texas Green 7, 137, 48 C95-M0-Y65-K46 #078930
Yellow (Pantone) 252, 221, 9 C0-M12-Y96-K1 #FCDD09
Lava 218, 18, 26 C0-M92-Y88-K15 #DA121A

Emblem Colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Cobalt Blue 15, 71, 175 C91-M59-Y0-K31 #0F47AF
Yellow (Pantone) 252, 221, 9 C0-M12-Y96-K1 #FCDD09

Relationships ግንኙነቶች 

Friends (ጓደኞች/Gwadenyochi)

Netural/Frinemies (ገለልተኛ/Gelelitenya)

  • Sudan-icon.png Sudani - We were enimies in the past..and he even killed one of my kings, but we are still trading partners. I helped him during his crisis and giving shelter with the help of Benishangul-Gumuz-icon.png my son
  • Donald Trump-icon.png Donald Trump - He protects me from somalia and my president and his president have good relations. However, he has many flaws and my people living in America really hate him. one CONTROL YOUR POLICE! and for two WHY ARE YOU ON A KEBAB side in water? I THOUGHT WE WERE BOTH KEBAB REMOVERS!!! I also heard you got virus, Tedros hope you have a full and swift recovery. Get well soon.
    • Donald Trump-icon.png - Sorry about the dam but despite how much I secretly hate Egypt it's his river. I am not giving you any food and I want that Dam to BLOW UP!! However, I will give monies for military purposes to you so you can annex Somalia-icon.png That crackhead REMOVE KEBAB!!
  • Israel-icon.png isira’ēli - Jew friend and far away brother. He got mad at me for supporting Palestine-icon.png Palestineball independence and accusing him of racism in 2019, he just sent more immigrants to his country in september. We made peace and diplomatic relations again. I really dislike the ideology of Zionism but.......As you say you gotta love family.
  • Turkey-icon.png Turīki - I hope this guy can into European Union. He has a great culture and beautful cites. But Here is the probloms with him. First recongize and appologizee to Armenia-icon.png Arimēnīya for the Armenian Genocide and for two stop supporting Somalia-icon.png That Pirate and support Somaliland-icon.png The civilized human. But at least we really hate Saudi Arabia-icon.png That filtihy wahabbi pig
  • Taiwan-icon.png Tawani - Although you hate Tedros, and your fake china, I put yuo in the neutral section cause we both support Somaliland
  • Eritrea-icon.png Eritirīya - (Formely)ኤርትራ አንድ ደደብ ዝንጀሮ ነው!!! አንጎልህ ቆሻሻው ያነሰ ነው!! ጣሊያናዊ አሻንጉሊት አሳማ ዶግ!! ሁለቱን ድርጅቶች መዋሐድ!!! Scary psychotic mentally disturbed son (accident from a war with italy) Brother. Best left alone. Also, worst enemy and now I have no coast. AIRSTRIKE!!! ኤርትራ ወደ ሞት!!!!!!!!! (Now) Now we are getting along much better and is my best brother but I still miss my coast.... :(....
  • Chile-icon.png Chileball - we have embassadies and he is a really good trading partner but why you eat injera with forks and why steal the sea from Bolivia-icon.png my bestie bolivia?
  • Gaddafi Libya-icon.png Arenigwadē Libya - Pan Africanist who I will forever respect and remember... but I'm not keen on how he supported my communist regime... He also likes Somalia and does not consider Somaliland independent so I do not know what's up with him. Also sort of evil.
  • UN-icon.png Yetebaberuti Menigisitati - I helped create yuo, plox gib aid!
  • Cuba-icon.png Kuba - Love hate relationship. He supported a communist coup and supported dictatorship... but at the same time supported me in Ogaden war and Eritrean war.
  • Russia-icon.png Rashiya - I don't know, he is good friends with Eritrea-icon.png Eritirīya and supported my communist side but he still wants to cooperate with me and we are both Orthodox. He also supported me in the first war with Italy.
  • Kuwait-icon.png Kuwaitball - Thank you for appolitizing to me for what happened but I never forgot This
  • Somalia-icon.png Somalīya - Pirate brother. Is of needing to calm down. Frenemy. Also, you should give Somaliland-icon.png Somalīlanidi independence and try to recognize him ok? I really do not have the time to have war with you now my economy is growing rapidly, so please stop making threats! JUST CALM DOWN. PLEASE BE NICE! Also I am friends withIsrael-icon.png Israelcube Now So sorry. We are also having famines but Now that I am becoming a developed country I can donate to you so you can be stable. Maybe I can improve your infrastructure and your overall personality and famishes with the UN-icon.png UNball and convince other countries besides me and Taiwan-icon.png Tawani to recognize Somaliland. So we have neutral relations. Ethiopian Empire-icon (tangle).png But if you raid, I will make you my enemy again and Anschluss yuo, understand? Ethiopian Empire-icon (tangle).png

Enemies (አኒሜ/Ānīmē)

  • ISIS-icon.png Ayisīsi - Please leave..Why do you want a christian country anyway? Go to my evil brother. I think he likes you
  • North Korea-icon.png Semēnawī Korīya - I made sancations on his country because he is a big threat to nukes and I am friends with his sister. REMOVE KIM JONG UN PIG!!
  • Morocco-icon.png Moroko - Why did you help the Saxxiabs against me in 1978? I forgive you though..but remember....you have the guts to steal the house of solomon flag. Israel never gave you attonomy because the house of solomon star was never at your clay, it was in my clay (Sheba). Learn your history mate before of coming up with random flags...........
  • Egypt-icon.png Gibits’i (politically) - LET ME OF USING RIVERS! We are good outside of that though, we both love our history. I CANNOT SUFFER IN THIRST ANYMORE!!!!!!! WHY DOES USA-icon.png USAball Support you?? Are you not kebab? ALSO DID YOU JUST JOINED Oromia-icon.png HIS protests? Your kind of crazy nowadays.
  • Arab League-icon.png The entire middle east - Why do you all hate my immigrants and domestic workers? Is it because...oh dammm...a pile of racists. I hate most of you, just some of you are worst then others. At least Kuwait and Israel appologized.
  • EU-icon.png EUball - You sanctioned me because I am in war? Pathentic? You just lost one of your most important african allies. Jokes on you.
  • South Sudan-icon.png Debubi Sudani - I am sorry but I do not recognize you. My president Sahle-Work Zewde tried to make peace with you but you just keep on rejecting the offers over and over.
  • Soviet-icon.png Gidiya - I will never forget you killing my last king. But you know, at least you are in the orthodox religon.
  • MUKBANGERS - Thanks for tryng my food and making it popular, but why are you eating it wrong?

Bemidiri layi bet'ami met'ifo sewochi/በምድር ላይ በጣም መጥፎ ሰዎች (Worst Enemies Ever!)

  • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Sawidī Arebiya - Yuo aere a trading partner but..... how you have the guts to put my people in detention camps አንተ ሰይጣን. The European Union knows inside your true colors are. NEVER FORGOT Your crimes against humanity! Justice will be served. I am breaking my ties with you.
  • Anti-Ethiopia-icon.png Oromo-icon.png 8-icon.png BLM (Black Lives Matter), OLM (Oromo Lives Matter) and SLM (Sidama Lives Matter or Southern Nations, Nationalities, and Peoples' Region Lives Matter) protest riotors - Great now I am decending into civil war after my economy is improving
  • Eritrea-icon.png Debubawī K’eyi Bahiri - Ethiopian Empire-icon (tangle).png GIB SEA or else
  • Abel Sisi - You love stealing my supplies, my river and you want to nuke me? You are the worst president egypt have ever had. I hope Egypt can get rid of your dictatorship.
  • Italian-Empire-icon.png Dīyabilosi - He tried to rape "Colonize"  Abyssinia-icon.png My mother!! You thought that your the only one?? Ottoman-icon.png Egypt-icon.png Somalia-icon.png UK-icon.png all of these tried so...your offically the 5th person who tried to colnize!!! And you occupied me only for six years! This is not colonialism! (I think...) AND SAVE BETA ISRALITE JEWS!!!
  • Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball - that man who gave birth to Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball, and invaded me three times. Thats all it takes for me to hate you more then Fascists gas.
  • Famines - I don't wanna spread jokes about you anymore. Its not funny. I am done with you
  • Washington-icon.png BOEING - You are responsible for killing 300 innocent ethiopians because you want to test with a stupid model

Regions

  • Addis Ababa-icon.png Addis Ababa - Joy of my life :) and capital city. He loves Adidas (like Russia-icon.png Russia!)
  • Afar-icon.png Afar - Kebab son, I like him when he isn't separatist. Once was stolen from me by Adal-icon.png Adal, he make him kebab.  Also, please stop accusing me of kidnapping you. But thanks for helping me with Tigrayball.
  • Amhara-icon.png Amhara - My oldest Son, I use his language.and second favorite son since he made me relevant. And I'm sorry that Oromia-icon.png Oromiaball and Tigray-icon.png Tigrayball are massacring yuo, don't worry, they will be punished, starting with Tigray-icon.png Tigrayball.
  • Benishangul-Gumuz-icon.png Beninshangul-Gumuz - Son with two personalities, one being Benishangul and the other being Gumuz. The population here is mostly south Sudanese refuges who escaped from the cruelty from their previous president.
  • Dire Dawa-icon.png Dire Dawa - Son, but I don't love you as much as I love Addis because of your extremely hot temperatures.
  • Gambela-icon.png Gambela - The tribal son, settle down plox and stop hurting your lips!
  • Harari-icon.png Harari - Daughter. Religious Kebab I colonized in the 1800's. Adal-icon.png Adal had made her a kebab with some yodeling Muslim stories. I think he is her inspiration I guess? 
  • Oromia-icon.png Oromia - Angry and rebellious son. He is the second oldest. We have a bad history and he can into protest so I make him PM. I am sorry for the genocide from Menilik okay? BUT NO RIGHTS FOR YOU!! You will be punished too with you friend fur hurting amhara.
  • Somali-icon (Ethiopia).png Somaliball (Ogaden) - Son, I rightfully conquested you, stop trying to join pirate kebab because your economy would be screwed otherwise.
  • Southern Nations-icon.png SNNPR (Southern "Nations, Nationalities", and People's Region) - Daughter with a stupid name and cool flag, who just gave birth do Sidama.
  • Sidamo-icon.png Sidamaball - SNNPR got pregnant and gave me a new grandson. He is so cute, but my question is, who is the father? probably that no good Oromia-icon.png Oromiaball
  • Tigray-icon.png Tigray - Son who is always bullying my other children (especially Amharaball).He is misbehaving again now and he needs to be punished

Famous Ethiopians


Quotes

  • GIB FOOD! AM STARVING
  • I AM THE BEGINNING OF EVERYTHING!!!
  • I AM MORE RELEVANT THAN EGYPT!
  • gib gib food
  • REMOVE PASTA.
  • REMOVE FASCISTS
  • REMOVE OTTOMAN KEBAB
  • Haha no colonizer europe?
  • Why am I surrounded by crazy clay?
  • REMOVE PIRATE KEBAB!!!!
  • REMOVE PASTA WASHED PHYCOPATHS
  • Plox Avenga Abyssinia!!
  • ኢትዮጵያ በአፍሪካ ምርጥ ሀገር ነች
    (Translation: ETHIOPIA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN AFRICA)
  • Remember the gas
  • Why do me have so many flag stealers?

Memes explained

1. When the mountain speaks amharic : This meme is similar to the meme, when the trees speak Vietnamese. This was supposed to represent how the west (in this case the itlaians) seems to underestimate third world countries in their surroundings in war, feeling that they will defeat them easily, but in their plan or invasion and/or colonization, they ends up losing. This is a reference to the First Italo-Ethiopian War.

2. Peanut shaped : This is a reference to his famine that happened during the 80s and 90s. Ethiopia was the poorest country in the world in 2002, however in reality, Ethiopia's economy is the fastest growing in Africa and the second fastest in the world. This meme might become old very soon.

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