Ethiopiaball

Ethiopiaball Federal Democratic Republic of Ethiopiaball: የኢትዮጵያ ፌዴራላዊ ዴሞክራሲያዊ ሪፐብሊክኳስyeʾĪtiyoṗṗya Fēdēralawī Dēmokirasīyawī Rīpebilīkkwasi
←    100 CE - Present 21 August 1995 - Present
Oh Glory to Ethiopia.
General information
Government	Ethnofederalist (federal) parliamentary constitutional republic
Personality	Very religious, friendly but sometimes angry, Very old (On some polandball comics) but not wise. Very sarcastic anorexic. Sometimes a smart guy.
Language	Amharic Oromo Somali Tigrinya Afar Harari Italian
Type	Cushitic Semitic (non-Arab) Omotic Komuz (only in the border Ethiopia-Sudan)
Capital	Addis Abababall
Affiliation	African Unionball UNball
Religion	ስላሴ rastafari (Not really) Ethiopian Orthodox Islam Judaism
Relations and opinions
Friends	Everyone but Especially UKball USAball Indiaball First Ancestor House of Solomon Other ancestor (Only for Amharaball and Tigrayball) Other ancestor Djiboutiball Liberiaball Israelcube (Mostly) North Koreaball Flag stealer but one of my best friends Ghanaball Kenyaball I recognize your genocide Flag stealer but another best friend Boliviaball Germanyball South east Asian version of me Mexicoball REAL CHINA Pirateless Somalia Finlandball Donald Trump (untill 2019) Biggest european fan Biggest Asian fan Best Arab friend New Zealandball Netherlandsball Switzerlandball Saudi Arabiaball(formally) South Koreaball Sudanball (Rarely) Cubaball (Formerly) Jamaicaball Turkeyball(Mostly) Italyball (In more modern times)
Enemies	LEAVE MY CLAY AND STAY IN SOMALIA 1935 NEVER FORGET(Formerly) DAM PIRATES! Shut up about Grand Ethiopian Renaissance Dam, it is my right to use it! (Sometimes) Oil Sheikh Who Blames me and the Philippines For Murder NO independence for you YUO ARE MINE YUO PSYCHOPATH!!! (although he and I ended our conflict by finalizing our border, until 2018) Detention admin War mogger The entire middle east (mostly) Israelcube (Sometimes) Traitor, why you left WHO (from 2020) Sudanball (sometimes) EUball Go back to sudan Fake China Formerly Yuo helped end my ages-old empire... even USAball went to the funeral... THE DEVIL THAT CONQUERED ME Even worst .
Likes	Food (INJERA), Tedros, weapons, Jazz, Christianity, his history, his monarchy, Haile Selassie, archaeology, rising sea levels (so I can into sea again!), changing his flag, lions, spicy bebere, PURE WATER!!!!!, being famious, Patritoism, pride, satisfaction, Lions, coffee. Nice and friendly neighboors, Monies, African Unionball, Rastafari (whut jamaica made a religion about me), Religion, his history, Mountians, His animals, Wind, climate change, Pan Africanism, Removing facists Football,Civil rights movements (unless its from Oromiaball), injera Raw meat, Aid, We are the world. Industrializer, Space,food, Queen, Rock bands, Rock music (because they give me aid and many ethnic ethiopains like their music) Kpop (lots of ethiopian fans of that) Music in general, coffee ceromonies.
Dislikes	Starvation, Evil brother who is more poor than I am (formerly), Meles Zenawi, being landlocked, Communism, MY CRAZY PIRATE ¨BROTHER¨ famine of 1983-1985, Zionism (Aka Fake Judaism). The phycopathic islamists, Jokes about his skinniness, Jokes about his famine, Italian Fasicts, MAN WHO DISASICITATES WIHT REAL CHINA, (sometimes), Mengistu Haile Mariam (HE IS THE REASON OF WHY I AM POOR!!!!!, Athiests, Oromo rights protests Mukbangers who makes fun of his culture. People hunting down his endangered animal (the ethiopian red wolf). Poachers. R-A-C-I-T -S Plane crashes, being a bad piolet, Abel Sisi (ROT IN HELL), COVID-19
Historical information
Preceded by	Transitional Government of Ethiopiaball
Is of importants
Can into space?	Yes but cannot into sea
Börk	KTFO KITFO GIB GIB FOOD (and somtimes) House House solomon solomon
Food	Injera, Kita, Doro Wat, Wat, Kitfo, Atkilt, Ayibe, Defo Dabo, His coffee, Himbasha, No food (sometimes)
Status
Building a dam so I can into elecritcty, got into drama with egypt and my own children
Notes
Help me I am in war

“	T h e y N e v e r G o t E t h i o p i a	”
	— bill wurtz

“	GIB FOOD AND MONIES!! I AM BROKE!!	”
	— Ethiopiaball asking for food in 2003 (when he was poorest in the world)

“	The Land of Origins	”
	— Ethiopia's travel slogan

Ethiopiaball​​, officially the Federal Democratic CommieRepublic of Ethiopiaball, formerly known as Abyssiniaball, is a poor as shit landlocked countryball within the Horn of Africa. He is bordered by Eritreaball and Djiboutiball to the North, Kenyaball to the South, Somaliaball to the East, and Sudanball and South Sudanball to the West. The countryball is divided into 9 regionballs, and two administrative cityballs being his capital Addis Abababall and Dire Dawaball, giving him a total area of 426,400 square miles, making him the 26th largest countryball in the world. As of 2019, he maintains a population of 107.5 million inhabitants, the most populated landlocked countryball in the World, as well as the second-most populous nation on the African continent after Nigeriaball. He is also the founder and head of state of African Unionball and its head base is currently living in his capital Addis Abababall.

He came from a very long history as is considered one of the oldest living countryballs. He was a site of the oldest evidence of Caveballs. Tracing its roots to the 2nd millennium BC, Ethiopia was a monarchy for most of its history. During the first centuries AD the Kingdom of Aksumball, followed by Zagweball, and Abyssiniaball. In the 19th and 20th centuries, he was the only country in Africa to resist European colonial power along with Liberiaball(although Liberia was colonized, just by the Americans) except an invasion by Kingdom of Italyball during WW2

Currently, Ethiopiaball is very poor (But eradicating Starvation). He has undergone a series of famines, no money, no peace, and lives mostly on dry clay. Slowly, however, the country began to recover, and now the Ethiopian economy is one of the fastest-growing in Africa. In some Polandball comics, Ethiopiaball is depicted to be peanut-shaped instead of circular-shaped. This is a reference to his famine, poverty, and for that reason, why he is "thin". But this could change in the next years, the country starting to show signs of recovery of the bad years, In approximately 10-15 years, Ethiopia will become very rich and maybe until 2050 a very DEVELOPED country and even can into Obesity and Diabeetus. actually he cants into starvation anymore. Ethiopia also have the lowest drinking age in the world at the age of 15. Ethiopia is also known to be the most religious country in the world, having less than 1% of his population counts themselves as Atheists.

His national Liberation from THE FASCITS day is June 4th.

History

Ethiopia was born as a 4ball but then those 4balls moved to Syria and Iraq to make farms instead of being the nomadic hunting and gathering people. Then some 8balls had settled into the territory as a mini-empire to civilize themselves into tribes until the king of Solomon came and converted the Queen of Sheba into Judaism. Then some Semitic speaking 2balls came and settled near his clay. Ethiopia, as well as all the other horned African countries, is a part of the Afro-Asiatic family.

Some of the oldest evidence for modern caveballs are found in his clay which is widely considered the region from which caveballs set out for the Middle East and points beyond. Ethiopiaball likes to say to everyone that he is "the beginning of everything".

The ethiopian Monarchy and empires started when the Queen of Sheba and King solomon had children and descended the ethiopian empire from there from 100AD- 1974AD from the same monarch family genetically related to them.

He was a monarchy for most of its history. During the first centuries of the Common Era, the Kingdom of Aksumball (c.100-c.940) maintained a unified civilization in the region and is an early site of Christianity and also became the first African Jewish kingdom.

The Askum Kingdom

Kingdom of Aksumball made Ancient Egyptball (now known as Egyptball and Kushball (now known modernly as Sudanball) irrelevant and started a new century of religious movements and becoming a glorious Christan African empire. Aksum had annexed Kushball and Ancient Egyptball became part of Ancient Romeball and eventually Coptball. Askum also took an Asian kingdom Himyarite Kingdomball (which is now known as Yemenball). He and Solomon lead Ethiopiaball to be part of the Afro-Asian family.

The Kingdom of Aksum had a rich trading system and was the richest ancient African country during its time period comparing to current day poverty Ethiopia. He was trading with many countries such as the byzantine empire, China, Japan, North America, Egypt, Ghana, the Arab countries, and so on. Ethiopia's rich resources of water and coffee had lead towards a revolution of drinks of energy in which is famous today. It was also known that the kingdom of Axum had accepted the prophet Muhammad's saw of Islam refuges from Mecca. Muslims were very appreciative, and the town Harari is one of the holiest sights of Islam. Many Ethiopians converted to the religion of Islam afterward.

The Kingdom of Aksum was well known for making a tall stone obelix which is now known as a historic site used for early orthodox christianitý statues or religious works of art. During the Italian invasion they tried to recreate or re-assemble the historic sight. The United Nations had stooped the fascist and try to restore the ruins and finished around the time of 2007.

The Zagwe Dynasty

The kingdom of Askum empire reign was followed by Zagweball which lasted from the 12th and thirteenth century. During the dynasty presence..the Lalibela church in which was handmade underground religious citings and had unfortunate persecution towards the Ethiopians who are currently Jews in which they made a kingdom called Beta Israelcube in order to protect themselves from the persecution of the Christians. They lasted untill 1627 when Zagweball annexed it. Zagwe was also well known for uplifting the Coptic orthodoxy Christian religion holy sights. Some Muslims lived in Ethiopia in this time period, but there was not a lot. Due to the persecutions of Christianity during the Islamic time periods of Egypt, many Coptic Egyptians moved to Askum to be safe from Islamic crusades.

The Abyssinian Monarchy

When the Zagweb Dynasty is up..Ethiopia became to be what as known as Abyssiniaball.He, as Ethiopian Empireball became known to the world as Abyssiniaball from the 1200s onwards.

Adal Sultanateball (now known as present day Somaliaball and Djiboutiball) had a war with Abyssinia within territory disuptes with the help of Kingdom of Portugalball in which Abyssinia gets to keep Afarball while Adal gets to keep the rest of his territores and gave Harar Sultanateball independence..admiting defeat for Abyssinia. When Abyssinia was in his imperalist phaze he annexed Harar Sultanateball. The masters of this invasion was the mind of the Ottoman Empireball in which goal was to make Abyssinia a muslim state.

Then Ottoman Empireball tried to Kebabanize Abyssinia Kebab Colonies two more times. The first time alone and the second time with the help of Sultanate of Egyptball in which both times they have lost. The wars were long and tedious but eventually from Military strength and efforts, Abyssinia became supurior. Due to the western invasions of africa they had became allies agsint the European colonizers afterwards.

When Abyssinia was finally at peace away from kebab war, UKball wanted to restore the egyptian empire under his authority as a historic semetic memoir to visit so he wanted Abyssinia for his own needs. Abyssinia refused..in which lead into a war against each other leading to the victory against UKball to stay independent. The war only lasted for around 90 munites untill the british gave up. The Ethiopian king during the time Emperor Tewodros II , who wrote the note to the monarchy of britian to make trading deals after the war, they refused to awnser to them.

The victory against UKball lead to a friendship towards the Orthodox brother of Russian Empireball (since he also hates The UK) and helped within the First Italo-Ethiopian War. He gave strong weapons, soilders and supplies to support ethiopia's independents.

Abyssiniaball had also expanded there land to which is now the current day ethiopia Eritreaball and Somaliaball territtories such as current day Oromiaball, Dervish Stateball and Eritreaball.

During the scramble of Africa, Italy taken Libyaball, Somaliaball and (which used to be ethiopias territory) Eritreaball. Abyssinia was at first fine with their peace treaty of taking Eritrea as there own...but the translation between the amharic peace treaty and the Italian peace treaty was different. In which Ethiopia becomes a puppet coffee state of Italy who is not allowed to trade with anyone else other than Italy. Abyssinia did not like this in which leads to the First Italo-Ethiopian War

He is very respected by the countryballs of Africa because he kicked Italyball in an attempt to colonize and Become coffee puppet him in 1896 in the name of King Melik. The infanstructure became better and Ethiopia started to industralize like a modern countryball durning the time period, but not too advance because the Europeans would always want to beat him and colonize him if that was the case. The europeans had the same reaction from the sucess of Ethiopia towards the Japanese Russian war, when Russiaball wanted to colonize Japanball.

But King Melik had also done bad things such as committing genocide towards the Disrespected Ethnic groups during the time period. Those ethnic groups (except for Somalis) were the target of slavery in the Arab slave trade. Currently, Beta Israelites are treated like uncivilized hooligans in modern-day Israelcube. The ormos are the prime target for human trafficking, rape, detention camps, and Massacures. in such countries like Saudi Arabiaball.

But after his rule..Abyssinia started to modernize themselves toward there kingdom like building cities..affording cars and making roads..becoming a respected African countryball and DESTROYING the stereotype for Africans trope given by Europeans of being "strong and uncivilized".

After the First Italo-Ethiopian War Abyssinia started to have more calmer and diplomatic relationships towards UKball.

WW1

Due to the many invasions within using puppet states, Abyssinia decided to cut ties with Ottoman Empireball. because they are worreid that the ethiopians might be oppresed for their rule because of their christianity. This lead abyssinia to support Armeniaball on the genocide, because he is also a christian. and was irritated by the 3 invasions caused by his oppressor. Abyssinia even provided homes for escaped armenians and took good care of them while they were getting persecuted in modern day turkey. Abyssinia then invaded one of the ottomans central power checkpoints the Dervish Stateball and annexed and occuppied it untill 1915. He was helping USAball and UKball in the ww1, and ultimatly it helped lead to the death of Ottoman Empireball. Due to this, UKball started to become friends with Abyssinia because they had common goals. The results was the split of what is Dervish Stateball (now known as Somaliaball, Somalilandball and Djiboutiball or greater somalia) between UKball Abyssiniaball Franceball and Kingdom of Italyball. Though Abyssinia stayed netural during ww1, they were very glad that the one annoying islamic invader and blockage of trading disunited. The split of somalia led to civial wars and conquest of Somaliaball trying despertately during the cold war and mordern day to unite djibouti ogadenia and the eastern coast of Kenyaball to become Neo greater somalia. Unfortunately Somalia could not complete this due to its current civial war.

WW2

In 1935, Italyball came back and succeeded in "civilizing" him Obviously Ethiopia does not need it..since it was ALREADY civilized this time, but only for 6 years before Franceball and UKball helped Ethiopiaball kick him out in 1941. Meanwile during the Second italo Ethiopian war which was an event that happened during World War II, Ethiopia used illegal Dum-dum bullets and mutilated captured Italian and Eritrean soldiers... in response, Italy used mustard gas against soldiers and civilians. When Halie Selassie pleaded the League of Nationsball to help protect them during the war, UKball and Franceball were scared of Italy, and therefore actually helped Italy win the war so they can side with ally powers. Due to being located in Africa, racist ideologies, and of course being an axis power, genocide in 6 years of occupation, the Italian holocaust happened. Lethal Gas attacking innocent civilians with inhuman weapons and committing genocide towards Beta israelit citizens and the minority dark skined Nubians from the southwest.

Due to this cruelty New Zealandball, Sovietball, Republic of Chinaball, and Second Spanish Republicball USAball and Mexicoball had refused to recognize Italian East Africaball as a colony of Abyssinia. When Liberated the Beta isralites had fleed to Israelcube so they can practice Judaism freely without persecution or genocide. The Nubians are now continuing their local lives and traditions living among the Omo valley and Gambelaball. The League of Nationsball could not prevent ww2 from happening, so some nations tried on their own to stop Italy's torture and fascism. In the East African Campaign and North African Campaign, the Italian garrison and Eritrean askari were no match for the British and Abregenoch (Ethiopian national resistance) that liberated the country. UNball then took Somalilandball wheras Abyssinia after been liberated was allowed to take Italian Eritreaball away from Fascist Italy. Kingdom of Libyaball gained their independence. Only Italian Somalilandball Stayed as a italian colony, but became a socialist-commiunist country named Somali Democratic Republicball The success of not being colonized hat led Abyssina's colors to became the Pan-African colors, which subsequently, many newly born African countryballs adapted when the Europeans decided to decolonize. After ww2, Abyssinia was one of the founders of UNball so that the world can prevent a WW3. Currently, Tedros is the WHO president, and he represents the country of Ethiopia.

The cold war and the spread of rastafari

Abyssinia had helped South Koreaball during the Korean War..helping the Capitalist along with many other countries which were allies of the United states. The debts in war had lead South Korea to have positive insights of ethiopia unlike most african countries. (she helps ethiopia for debt during the pandemic) When Jamaicaball had a drought for many Decades until Emperor Haile Selassie visited and brought rain which is a miracle towards the people of Jamaica in which lead towards the Jamaican people to belive that Selassie is a recarnation of god or a prophet and made a religious and social movement called Rastafari. Rastafari gained famous for pan africanisum and black nationalisum for jamaica. Currently there is around 1 million people saying that rastafari is their offical religion.

After the Second Italo-Ethiopian War...Italy brought cattle from Indiaball in which had plenty of diseases so that Ethiopia was running out of food as revenge. This leads to a huge famine and lead for the people to lose hope apon the monarchy of Abyssinia as Emperor Haile Selassie's theocratic rule reached its limit in the 70s with the height of popular dissatisfaction due to conditions of misery, repression and corruption. In the face of this conflict, the imperial government agreed with the civil government to carry out some progressive political reforms, but such reforms did not progress, conditions did not improve, dissatisfaction continued and chaos in the government continued to increase.

The Communism Days

In 1974, the government announced the release of several state officials who had been convicted of corruption and other crimes, there were a series of demonstrations leading some low-ranking military personnel to found the Coordinating Committee of the Armed Forces, Police and Territorial Army (DERG), which had the initial objective of combating state corruption in the military. Dergball had arrested a lot of people close to the Emperor, which led to a proposed reform to institute a Constitutional Monarchy, but on September 12, Dergball organized the Ethiopian Revolution which deposed and arrested the Emperor, overthrew the civilian government, reorganized itself as the Provisional Military Administrative Council (PMAC) and took over the government, appointing military Aman Andom as head of state and government.

Aman was in the minority in terms of supporters within Dergball, he went on to contradict central decisions on a number of issues, even trying to summon his supporters to overthrow Dergball, which led to his execution. The next president elected by Dergball was Tafari Benti, who announced the provisional government as officially Marxist-Leninist with the intention of establishing a socialist government. He executed the Emperor Haile Selassie, initiated policies for the establishment of Local Surveillance Committees ( Soviets), destroyed the feudal economy and started the collectivization of the rural and urban economy, expropriated the nobility and clergy, and started literacy and health programs, causing Dergball popularity to increase and the country to achieve great economic, social and political advances. Dergball however continued to further prolong the military regime, which led to conflicts between its internal factions that resulted in the "Ethiopian Red Terror", were many people were killed in street clashes.

In 1977, Mengistu Haile Mariam initiated treaties between Dergball and Soviet Unionball to establish a Soviet-style state, Tafari's opposition to those talks led to his execution and the consolidation of power by Mengistu that was elected as the new president. In the same year, Somali Democratic Republicball invaded Ethiopia to take over the disputed territory of Ogadeniaball, that they claimed Ethiopians had stolen in the past. The war brought huge losses to all sides and ended in 1978 after Somaliaball suffered several defeats and Cubaball convinced that the war was of no use to the communist cause. While Somaliaball had been backed by most of the West just to be betrayed and bombed later to become the "government" we know today, Ethiopia gained the support of most of the Eastern Bloc and furthered its relations with it.

In 1978, Dergball tried to better develop the economy which was suffering from a terrible crisis caused by political conflicts, the war with Somalia that together with already existent famines and droughts turned out to be a massive problem, with the Ethiopian famine becoming news all over the world and used as propaganda against the government. Dergball however had no great results had to receive international aid in face of the worsening conditions. While a lot of economic, military and political aid was provided by Soviet Unionball, capitalist countries would also send some aid, the regime still managed to maintain a fiscal administration and national productivity that prevented them from falling into debt with other countries such as the USAball and UKball.

In the next years, the political situation didn't improve and the internal conflicts only got worse, being not just about socialist factions that used to compose the broad frames of Dergball fighting each other anymore. They became about separatist regions, local nationalists even receiving extended rights they never seen before, disagreeded over Dergball centralized model. These separatist regions were Tigrayball, Oromiaball, Eritreaball, and Afarball. They would find a lot of support by the part of countries like the UKball, but still only Eritreaball gained independence in 1993. Due to Erireaballs independence. Ethiopia became landlocked. Ethiopia and Eritrea had many border-line issues until 2018.

In 1984 the single communist party began to be organized for the establishment of a socialist republic. The new communist constitution was popularly approved in 1987, ending the 13 years of provisional government of Dergball and starting the brief communist government of PDR Ethiopiaball.

With the political change in the Soviet Unionball, the process of crisis and the overthrow of socialist regimes around the world began in the late 1980s, aggravating the internal situation in PDR Ethiopiaball that was already bad and ended up terrible. An ideal context of sabotage was created to dissolve the Ethiopian government. In 1989, a military coup organized by the newly formed Ethiopian People's Revolutionary Democratic Front (EPRDF) and members of the government itself took place with the approval of the Soviets, the incident demonstrated that part of the government did not have a large ideological compromise. The coup dissolved the communist government and started the development of new capitalism in 1991, with Mengistu exiled to Zimbabweball, where he still lives today.

Modern Day Ethiopia

After 1991, he was put into a transitional government until 1995 when the Federal Democratic Republic of Ethiopiaball was founded under the leadership of new president Meles Zenawi, that moved the country to so called Ethnic federalism, that divided the country on ethnic lines into nine regional states and two multiethnic administrations. Ethnic groups also in theory received the "right of secession", in theory just as the government continued to violently fight anyone that aimed to do so. Unfortunately, Ethiopia continued starving, and living in poverty for a long time, but now started to recover from the bad times. Ethiopia is now one of the fastest-growing economies in the world. If Ethiopia countinues to progress in their current rate it will be richer than current Mexicoball by 2030.

On July 9, 2018, his Prime Minister and Eritreaball's president restored diplomatic relations by finalizing their border, officially ending their border conflict.

Around March 10, 2019, the Ethiopian Airlines had a recent airplane crash using the boieng 737 Max plane in which the piolets were not properly trained compared to the regular boieng 737. This caused some countries such as USAball to ban using this certain model of plane which is not properly settled for flight. This lead among 300+ deaths among the tradegy.

Currently Ethiopia is on a feud with Egyptball against the Grand Renaissance Ethiopian dam, and having some territoral disputes in Tigrayball and Oromo lives matter protests.

Personality

Ethiopiaball is a generally friendly countryball and is nice to almost everybody except for Pasta and Damn removers but he is sometimes sad when reminded of his famine and can into deep depression sometimes. He is also very religous and would not take any excuses for unholy actions even though he literally started drinking alchol when he was only 15 . He sometimes get angry when his Annoying neighbors are acting corrupted as usual. He likes to make sarcastic and witty jokes sometimes. When Ethiopia is a female, she is usually a tsundere stereotypically. Ethiopiaball is the only african country that can into ski. Ethiopiaball is also very bold and has a really big ego when it comes to being historic. He is very brave, but is sometimes scared to think about the nightmarish famine that he had to deal with. He is a very bad piolet. If your going on an airplane or space..do not let him be your piolet!! EVER

Provinces

There are 10 provinces in Ethiopia

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• Afarball
• Amharaball
• Benishangul-Gumuzball
• Gambiaball
• Harariball
• Ogadeniaball (somaliball)
• Oromiaball
• Sidamaball
• Southern Nations, Nationalities, and Peoples' Regionball
• Tigrayball

Flag Colors

Main Colors

Color Name		RGB	CMYK	HEX
	North Texas Green	7, 137, 48	C95-M0-Y65-K46	#078930
	Yellow (Pantone)	252, 221, 9	C0-M12-Y96-K1	#FCDD09
	Lava	218, 18, 26	C0-M92-Y88-K15	#DA121A

Emblem Colors

Color Name		RGB	CMYK	HEX
	Cobalt Blue	15, 71, 175	C91-M59-Y0-K31	#0F47AF
	Yellow (Pantone)	252, 221, 9	C0-M12-Y96-K1	#FCDD09

Relationships ግንኙነቶች

Friends (ጓደኞች/Gwadenyochi)

• Layibērīya - My best friend. WE'RE NOT COLONIZED!!!!
• T’alīyani - You were an invader and war criminal when you were under Fascists (Never forget THE MASSACERE OF MILLIONS OF INNOCENTS ORTHODOX AND JEWS, FUCK MUSSOLINI!) but we get along today! We are both Christians, and he is of recognizing usage of gas attacks now. Italy is also among the top 5 trading partners with Ethiopia and a major investor in the Ethiopian economy. He also helps me build of Ethiopian renaissance dam, Of thanks yuo!
• Fīlīpinisī - Who doesn't love the philippines? Good friend because we both hate some Stupid arabs who abuse our migrate workers. I also love their food. Our presidents get along and decided to make a travel ban to save our migrant workers.
• / Gana - Fellow Pan Africanist ( WE FOUNDED THE AFRICA UNION SUCKERS European suckers!!!!!!!)who started trend of using my flag in independence movements. We are the founders of Ye’Afirīka Hibireti.
• Arimēnīya - He is my best frind in europe. I recognize your genocide and even provided a Christian home for your escaped refugees. I hate Evil Kebab Empire and will always support you against him. We were also the first Christians in the world.
• Bolīvīya - Has a similar flag, size, and United Nations Charter date like me, also landlocked. We support each other. He helped me from my famine when I was a Communist.
• Lītu’ānīya and Mayinimari - Fans of my pan african movments, even though they are not in africa. Thanks for the support.
• Hinidi - Another friend. I love his stuff and his country. More Bollywood movies, plox! though Ethiopian dramas are better. He helps me fight pirates together.
• Debubi Korīya - Trading partners. I helped her during the Korean War and she turning back favor by helping me in pandemic. Thank you for the aid. She also made Ethiopian food popular from her MUKBANGS!
• Chayina - We have a lot in common with our history and he is helping me modernize today. He helps me build the grand renaissance dam.
• īnidonēzhiya - Thank yuo for gibbing me food. Also, yuor Indomie is very yummy!
• Tayilanidi - Southeast Asian version of me. We both are the co-founders of croups near our regions ( African Unionball and ASEANcoin) to make us more relevant. We also can into never colonize! We survived from the BRITS! They also likes my food.
• Emirētisi - I like him because he does not slave my domestic workers unlike This Evil ONE. And also thank you for helping me and my brother to fight against the evil Tigrayans. I really appreciate the support.
• Girīki - FASCIST REMOVER GANG!! LETS GOO!! Though He called me "land of the burnt faces" Is our bodies white or WHAT but he also called me a heart robber!! I find that sweet :).
• Amērīka - Friends. This young guy sends me aid/food occasionally. He also helped me in my times that I had split-personality disorder. He protects me form Kifuwi Zerafī He is kind-hearted... I guess?!
• Talak’wa Birītaniya - Friends. He sends me food/aid occasionally. I see many balls calling him old, but compared to me he is a toddler; I have a millennium of ages. He also helped me to kick out T’alīyani Dīyabīlosi in 1941. but I never forgot your invasion. Coffee is still better then tea though.
• Mēkisiko - Strongly condemned Italian occupation of me, thank you!
• Gerimeni - Biggest trade partner by far.
• Egyptball (irl) - We both have a good history and we both have a big orthodox community in our countries. Also I love your culture and your traditions.
• Fīnīlanid - Gives aid and water.
• Nēzerilanidi - Big trade partner!
• Siwīzerīlanidi - Another trade partner.
• Kēniya - One of my only nice neighbors... also we both love to run!
• Somalīlanidi - He is a great friend, I hope that the others will recognize him very soon! My soon to be baby cousin. If only if Somalia was more accepting!!
• Jamayika - He thinks I am god, it's weird and creepy but he seems nice and sweet.
• Nīwizīlanidi, Sovīyēti, Tayiwani, and Sipēni - They all condemned Italy along with aforementioned Amērīka and Mēkisiko.
• Sudanball - Thanks for your support while I am in the war. Take as many refuges as you need. You help me first with the Beta israelites during world war 2 and my communist phaze and now you are helping me with my refuges from Tigray. I couldn't be any more thankful. I helped him take out his nasty genocidal president back in 2019.
• Konigo, Zimibabuwē, Malī, gīni, gīnī - bīsawi, Kamēruni, Lemehēdi, Bēnīnī Burikinafaso Sēnēgali Gana Mozamibīki, Morītanīya Sa’o tomē ina pirīnichīpē Debubi sudani Seyiniti Kītisi ina Nēvīsi, Bolīvīya, Lībīya, and Morīshēsi - all can into the trend of using my flag colors. I like some of them more than I like the others though...
• Sawidī Arebiya, Irani, Afiganīsitani, Layibērīya, Japani, Monigolīya, Toniga, Tayilanidi, . Beḥatuni, Korīya, Semēni Sēnitīneli Desēti, and Nēpali - We were all not colonized by Europe.
• Black is King - Thank you for writing about a song about me (and not Egyptball) about how I am the beginning of Everything and EVERYBODIES genetic roots came from ME! I noticed that I am gaining popularity in American and Korean media.

Netural/Frinemies (ገለልተኛ/Gelelitenya)

• Donald Trump - He protects me from somalia and my president and his president have good relations. However, he has many flaws and my people living in America really hate him. one CONTROL YOUR POLICE! and for two WHY ARE YOU ON A KEBAB side in water? I THOUGHT WE WERE BOTH KEBAB REMOVERS!!! I also heard you got virus, Tedros hope you have a full and swift recovery. Get well soon.
  • - Sorry about the dam but despite how much I secretly hate Egypt it's his river. I am not giving you any food and I want that Dam to BLOW UP!! However, I will give monies for military purposes to you so you can annex That crackhead REMOVE KEBAB!!
• isira’ēli - Jew friend and far away brother. He got mad at me for supporting Palestineball independence and accusing him of racism in 2019, he just sent more immigrants to his country in september. We made peace and diplomatic relations again. I really dislike the ideology of Zionism but.......As you say you gotta love family.
• Turīki - I hope this guy can into European Union. He has a great culture and beautful cites. But Here is the probloms with him. First recongize and appologizee to Arimēnīya for the Armenian Genocide and for two stop supporting That Pirate and support The civilized human. But at least we really hate That filthy wahabbi pig.
• Eritirīya - (Formely)ኤርትራ አንድ ደደብ ዝንጀሮ ነው!!! አንጎልህ ቆሻሻው ያነሰ ነው!! ጣሊያናዊ አሻንጉሊት አሳማ ዶግ!! ሁለቱን ድርጅቶች መዋሐድ!!! Scary psychotic mentally disturbed son, created from a war with Italyball. Best left alone. Also, worst enemy and now I have no coast. AIRSTRIKE!!! ኤርትራ ወደ ሞት!!!!!!!!! (Now) Now we are getting along much better and is my best brother but I still miss my coast.... :(....
• Chīlī - We have embassadies and he is a really good trading partner but why you eat injera with forks and why steal the sea from my bestie bolivia? Now he is anti-imperialist because of yuo.
• Arenigwadē Libya - Pan Africanist who I will forever respect and remember... but I'm not keen on how he supported my communist regime... He also likes Somalia and does not consider Somaliland independent so I do not know what's up with him. Also sort of evil.
• Yetebaberuti Menigisitati - I helped create yuo, plox gib aid!
• Kuba - Love hate relationship. He supported a communist coup and supported dictatorship... but at the same time supported me in Ogaden war and Eritrean war.
• Rashiya - I don't know, he is good friends with Eritirīya and supported my communist side but he still wants to cooperate with me and we are both Orthodox. He also supported me in the first war with Italy but stop bully Yukireni and handover that Kirayimiya.
• Kuwaitball - Thank you for appolitizing to me for what happened but I'll never forget This.
• Somalīya - Pirate brother. Is of needing to calm down. Frenemy. Also, you should give Somalīlanidi independence and try to recognize him ok? I really do not have the time to have war with you now my economy is growing rapidly, so please stop making threats! JUST CALM DOWN. PLEASE BE NICE! Also I am friends with Israelcube Now So sorry. We are also having famines but Now that I am becoming a developed country I can donate to you so you can be stable. Maybe I can improve your infrastructure and your overall personality and famishes with the UNball and convince other countries besides me and Tawani to recognize Somaliland. So we have neutral relations. But if you raid, I will make you my enemy again and Anschluss yuo, understand?

Enemies (አኒሜ/Ānīmē)

• Ayisīsi - Please leave.. Why do you want a Christian country anyway? Go to my evil brother. I think he likes you!
• Kirayimiya - Yuo are still part of Yukireni's clay. So please stop getting cozy with Rashiya.
• Semēnawī Korīya - I made sancations on his country because he is a big threat to nukes and I am friends with his sister. REMOVE KIM JONG UN PIG!!
• Moroko - Why did you help the Saxxiabs against me in 1978? I forgive you though..but remember....you have the guts to steal the house of Solomon flag. Israel never gave you attonomy because the house of Solomon star was never at your clay, it was in my clay (Sheba). Learn your history mate before of coming up with random flags...........
• Gibits’i (politically) - LET ME OF USING RIVERS! We are good outside of that though, we both love our history. I CANNOT SUFFER IN THIRST ANYMORE!!!!!!! WHY DOES USAball Support you?? Are you not kebab? ALSO DID YOU JUST JOINED HIS protests? Your kind of crazy nowadays.
• The entire middle east - Why do you all hate my immigrants and domestic workers? Is it because...oh dammm...a pile of racists. I hate most of you, just some of you are worst then others. At least Kuwait and Israel appologized.
• Debubi Sudani - I am sorry but I do not recognize you. My president Sahle-Work Zewde tried to make peace with you but you just keep on rejecting the offers over and over.
• Gidiya - I will never forget you killing my last king. But you know, at least you are in the orthodox religon.
• MUKBANGERS - Thanks for tryng my food and making it popular, but why are you eating it wrong?!
• BLM (Black Lives Matter), OLM (Oromo Lives Matter) and SLM (Sidama Lives Matter or Southern Nations, Nationalities, and Peoples' Region Lives Matter) protest riotors - Great, now I am decending into civil war after my economy is improving! SCREW ALL OF YUO FOR RIOTING!
• EUball - Hates me for Cutting Food Supply for Tigrays
• Sudanball - Sometimes When he Declares War on Me
• Debubawī K’eyi Bahiri - GIB SEA or else...
• Abel Sisi - You love stealing my supplies, my river and you want to nuke me? You are the worst president egypt have ever had. I hope Egypt can get rid of your dictatorship.
• Dīyabilosi - He tried to rape "Colonize" My mother!! You thought that your the only one?? all of these tried so...your offically the 5th person who tried to colnize!!! And you occupied me only for six years! This is not colonialism! (I think...) AND SAVE BETA ISRALITE JEWS!!!
• Otomani - that man who gave birth to Somaliaball, and invaded me three times. Thats all it takes for me to hate you more then Fascists gas.
• Famines - I don't wanna spread jokes about you anymore. Its not funny. I am done with you!
• BOEING - You are responsible for killing 300 innocent Ethiopians because you want to test with a stupid model! JUST TEST THAT MODEL WITHOUT ANYONE IN IT FIRST!

Regions

• Addis Ababa - Joy of my life :) and capital city. He loves Adidas (like Russia!)
• Afar - Kebab son, I like him when he isn't separatist. Once was stolen from me by Adal, he make him kebab. Also, please stop accusing me of kidnapping you. But thanks for helping me with Tigrayball.
• Amhara - My oldest Son, I use his language.and second favorite son since he made me relevant. And I'm sorry that Oromiaball and Tigrayball are massacring yuo, don't worry, they will be punished, starting with Tigrayball.
• Beninshangul-Gumuz - Son with two personalities, one being Benishangul and the other being Gumuz. The population here is mostly south Sudanese refuges who escaped from the cruelty from their previous president.
• Dire Dawa - Son, but I don't love you as much as I love Addis because of your extremely hot temperatures.
• Gambela - The tribal son, settle down plox and stop hurting your lips!
• Harari - Daughter. Religious Kebab I colonized in the 1800's. Adal had made her a kebab with some yodeling Muslim stories. I think he is her inspiration I guess?
• Oromia - Angry and rebellious son. He is the second oldest. We have a bad history and he can into protest so I make him PM. I am sorry for the genocide from Menilik okay? BUT NO RIGHTS FOR YOU!! You will be punished too with you friend fur hurting amhara.
• Somaliball (Ogaden) - Son, I rightfully conquested you, stop trying to join pirate kebab because your economy would be screwed otherwise.
• SNNPR (Southern "Nations, Nationalities", and People's Region) - Daughter with a stupid name and cool flag, who just gave birth do Sidama.
• Sidamaball - SNNPR got pregnant and gave me a new grandson. He is so cute, but my question is, who is the father? probably that no good Oromiaball
• Tigray - Son who is always bullying my other children (especially Amharaball).He is misbehaving again now and he needs to be punished

Famous Ethiopians

• Haile Selassie- Last emperor of Ethiopia and descedant of King Solomon. He ruled during WW2 and most of the Cold War until a communist takeover. Rastafarians believe he is the resurrected version of Jesus Christ.
• Mengistu Haile Mariam - Communist dictator of Derg and PDR Ethiopia from 1977-1991. Although charged with murder of 1.5 million and ignoring the starvation to death of over 1 million, he remains well and alive in Zimbabweball.
• Marcus Samuelsson - Ethiopian chef living in Swedenball
• Menelik II - Emperor of Ethiopia during war with Italyball
• Aminé - Ethiopian rapper living in USAball
• The Weekend - Ethiopian R&B artist living in Canadaball
• Abebe Bikila - Ethiopian marathon runner who set a world record barefoot in 1960
• Meles Zenawi - Tigray indepedence fighter during Ethiopian Civil War... then dictator until his death in 2012.
• Hailemariam Desalegn - Prime minister of Ethiopia until his resignation in 2018.
• Ruth B - Ethiopian pop artist living in Canadaball
• Amha Selassie - Crown Prince of Ethiopia
• Zera Yakob Amha Selassie - Emperor in exile of Ethiopia
• Abiy Ahmed - Donald Trump Prime Minister of Ethiopia, ethnically Oromo
• Sahle-Work Zewde - President of Ethiopia

Quotes

• GIB FOOD! AM STARVING
• I AM THE BEGINNING OF EVERYTHING!!!
• I AM MORE RELEVANT THAN EGYPT!
• gib gib food
• REMOVE PASTA.
• REMOVE FASCISTS
• REMOVE OTTOMAN KEBAB
• Haha no colonizer europe?
• Why am I surrounded by crazy clay?
• REMOVE PIRATE KEBAB!!!!
• REMOVE PASTA WASHED PHYCOPATHS
• Plox Avenga Abyssinia!!
• ኢትዮጵያ በአፍሪካ ምርጥ ሀገር ነች
  (Translation: ETHIOPIA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN AFRICA)
• Remember the gas
• Why do me have so many flag stealers?

Memes explained

1. When the mountain speaks Amharic : This meme is similar to the meme, when the trees speak Vietnamese. This was supposed to represent how the west (in this case the itlaians) seems to underestimate third world countries in their surroundings in war, feeling that they will defeat them easily, but in their plan or invasion and/or colonization, they ends up losing. This is a reference to the First Italo-Ethiopian War.
2. Peanut shaped : This is a reference to his famine that happened during the 80s and 90s. Ethiopia was the poorest country in the world in 2002, however in reality, Ethiopia's economy is the fastest growing in Africa and the second fastest in the world. This meme might become old very soon.
3. Amharic curse : Just like the Armenian language, is a meme of cursed images with creepy text translated to Amharic, which gained popularity, mainly on Trump's Tweets' replies on Twitter before he got suspended. However this meme is controversial towards Ethiopians, as it makes their language, Amharic, look "creepy".

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