Äänd here we goo!
— Lauri Vuohensilta
There aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap.
— Linus Torvalds
Finland-icon Finlandball's usual catchphrase
— Patrick Star from the Spongebob episode "Frankendoodle"

Finlandball, officially the Republic of Finlandball, is Darude a fictional sovereign state and secret mongol puppet Nordic countryball located in Northern Europe. To the west he borders Sweden-icon Swedenball, as well as Russia-icon Russiaball to the east and Norway-icon Norwayball to the North. His clay is divided into 19 regions with an Autonomous Region, as well as his capital Helsinki-icon Helsinkiball. With a total area of 338 440 square kilometers, Finland ranks 65 in largest countries in the world by area, as well as number 8 in Europe. As of 2019, he has a population of 5.521 million inhabitants. There are around 443 000 immigrants, most coming from Russiaball, Estoniaball, Iraqball, Swedenball, Somaliaball and Yugoslaviaball.

He maintains membership in EU-icon EUball, as well as the Nordic Council-icon Nordic Councilball and Arctic Council-icon Arctic Councilball. However, he has rejected any membership offers from NATO-icon NATOball and has decided to remain semi-neutral.

As the drunkest Countryball in Europe, Finland does not have many friends. His adoptive brother is Sweden-icon Sweden, but he is of family. However, some consider his sister/wife Estonia-icon Estoniaball as his best friend, since she sells him cheap alcohol. Another reason nobody likes Finland is that he never talks, preferring small talk and he seems unapproachable. 

His national day is December 6th.


Finlandball was born as a 1-icon 1ball. Unlike the majority of Europe, Finland, along with Hungary and Estonia (as well as some parts of western Russia) were settled by mongoloid Uralic groups that came from the Ural mountains of Russia. For a while, Finland was isolated from the rest of Europe until Scandinavian Christians went through Finland in order to spread Christianity through the Northern Crusades. The swedes successfully spread Christianity in Finland and Paganism died out there. Finlandball was then made a slave of Sweden-icon Swedenball, until 1809, when he became part of Tsarist Russia-icon Russian Empireball. In 1917 he gained independence, he descended into civil war between Finnish Whites and Finnish Reds for three months one year later, resulting in Finnish Whites victory. Then in 1939, he kicked Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball's butt for attempting to Anschluss him during the Winter War, but was eventually pressured into giving up 10% of its clay to Sovietball by the war's end in 1940. A year later, the Continuation War broke out and Finlandball aligned itself with Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball during Operation Barbarossa and reclaimed its lost clay, but would see its clay lost once again in 1944 after it was once again pressured into surrendering to Sovietball due to there not being enough resources to continue the fight. Finlandball then fought Naziball in the Lapland War and paid war reparations to avoid occupation and retained his independence.

Today, Finlandball still works as a drunken farmer, but somehow, he managed to do some worthy things. Most notably, he develops the famous puzzle video game, Angry Birds, and the "indestructible" Nokia cellphone that not even Russia-icon Russian or USA-icon American nukes can destroy. Finlandball celebrated his 100th birthday on December 6th, 2017.

Flag Colors

The flag of Finland is a white banner with a blue Nordic cross

Main Colors

Catalina Blue 0, 53, 128 C100-M59-Y0-K50 #003580
White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF

Of course like all Nordic countries, the cross symbolizes Christianity. Color-wise, some people say the white stands for the winter, while the blue stands for the many lakes and blue skies in Finland.



  • Estonia-icon Estoniaball - My sister and best friend. Don't worry you can into Nordic when you can into perkele. Sometimes people think that she is my spouse but she’s not! We share the Same anthem which we kuje!
  • Denmark-icon Denmarkball - I like to call him Stupid Sweden. Is of friend, exports lots of fun goodies like Lego and Arla, but cant understand what hes saying. Also Norway-icon Norwayball, Sweden-icon Swedenball and me like to make fun of his shitty hockey skills.
  • Hungary-icon Hungaryball - My eldest brother who got lost in Central Europe and was great on your actual home. The only one in the whole Europe, who not just understands my alcoholism, but does it as well also. I'm sorry for supporting EU-icon EUball against you.
  • Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball - Freind who needed kebab removed in 1870s . yuo welcoms! 
  • Italy-icon Italyball - I used to visit you, but now you're becoming unstable. Is everythings okay?
  • Yooper-icon Yooperball - American child, got much sisu. Speaks like Canadians. Also much of his population is Finnish!
  • Karelia-icon Kareliaball and Mari Elball - Brothers who live with Russiaball
  • Ural-icon Uralball - my dad, he lives with my Russian brothers.
  • Sami-icon Samiball - polar brother, some of him lives with me.
  • Norway-icon Norwayball - thanks for trying to give me the peak of Mount Halti, I absolutely love you. I finally surpassed you in the World Happiness Report lol
  • Iceland-icon Icelandball - You so small i forget you sometimes but can into drinking PERKELE! also gib more skyrri is so good yummy slurps slurps
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - Our North American friend and hockey rival! You played very well in the World Juniors 2019 and the IIHF 2019 You were awesome! Awesome job in getting silver this championship! Thanks for the best match in Slovakia
  • Spain-icon Spainball - Vacation! Also Axis buddies during WW2 even though he is neutral. Also we both hate Catalonia-icon Cataloniaball, though Basque-icon Basqueball is my friend.
  • Sweden-icon Swedenball - I was adopted by him. We are good friends now, but in the past I used to be of him clay. Made perkele pakkoruotsi (Forced Swedish lessons in school), perkele! Both Finland and Sweden joined the European Union in 1995. Relationships are maintained at the highest political level on a regular basis, and interactions between public authorities and civil society are very strong. New elements of the special relationship are the official minority language status that Finnish language received in Sweden as well as the business integration between the two countries.  Both countries are also united by the fact that neither Finland or Sweden have decided to join NATO, whereas all the other Nordic Countries as well as the Baltic States are NATO members.
  • Switzerland-icon Switzerlandball - Best hockey partner who fought a tough match
  • USA-icon USAball - Ay mate! We won the championship thanks for playing with us!
    • USA-icon: No problem mate. You were the best
  • Vietnam-icon Vietnamball and Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball - Other Southeast Asian friends. Both guys love my Nokia phones.
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - Best Southeast Asian Friend. His Father is USAball. I have several OFWs on my clay. But I'm sorry about your embassy on my capital.
  • China-icon Chinaball - Best Asian friend! I was the third western country to recognize him after my brothers Denmark-icon Denmarkball and Sweden-icon Swedenball. At least once a year I make an official state visit to him. Is my fifth largest trading partner, I bring him technology and he brings me tourists, 380,000 of them in fact. We have many sister cities, is so perkele! Also 24,000 Chinese people live happily in my clay, and I havings many Chinese schools. But... I oppose the Hong Kong National Security law, sorry ystävä!
  • India-icon Indiaball - We both have a love-hate relationship with Sweden-icon Swedenball. BUT DON’T MESS WITH MY FRIEND ANYWAY, YOU FAKE MUSLIMS! AND YOUR T-SERIES SUCK ANYWAY, SO MY FRIEND’S PEWDIEPIE WILL WIN!!!
  • Germany-icon Germanyball - He helped fight me against Soviet-icon vodka, but you were a Nazi-icon Nazi though, so I kicked you out! Anyway we are fine with each other and you're not a Nazi now. Oh we both love drinking.
  • Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball - Taught me how to weed. Also sellings me tulips PERKELE!
  • France-icon Franceball - You is fun but can you stop with the revolutions. Also a League of Nations-icon League of Nationsball member, alongside UK-icon UKball.
  • Kosovo-icon Kosovoball - My 10th president made an idea of Kosovo becoming a sovereign state, also when Kosovo-icon Kosovoball became independent Albanians in Finland's clay celebrated and expressed their gratitude to the Finnish Government and President Ahtisaari.
  • Poland-icon Polandball - Happy 100th. We are free from Russias wrath!
  • Wyoming-icon Wyomingball, Acre-icon Acreball, and 6-icon 6ball - Friends that exist except humans deny it. I don't like the fact that almost all of you guys (Except Acreball) want to destroy Earth-icon Earthball and Humanity-icon humanity. What did they ever do to you?
  • Basque-icon Basqueball - At least you are not as bad as Catalonia-icon Cataloniaball, who wants independence more than you do. But you are Spain-icon Spainball's clay and that is why you exist. We both speak difficult languages.
  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball - We both can into Tango, liking Estonia-icon Donald Trump. Argentina-icon Argentinaball is the 1st non-European country that I established diplomatic relations with.
  • Peru-icon Peruball - Good South American friend, but Argentina-icon Argentinaball will always be my best South American friend!
  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball - Ural-Altaic buddy. Also introduced kebab to me.
  • RussianEmpire-icon Russian Empireball - Father. Thanks for giving me independence. We both hated Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball, and we both fought him too.
  • Namibia-icon Namibiaball - Best African friend. Also we both like ReichTime Reichtangle. (He is the Reich's colony while I was his client state.)


  • UK-icon UKball - Why you make everything so hard with Brexit? ALSO WHY YOU DECLARINGS WAR ON ME IN WW2!?!?!?! Okay i like him but he can be annoying sometimes.
  • Mongolia-icon Mongoliaball - I'm sometimes considered to be you're ancestor but okay I kinda am (actually I'm not. We just both from Siberia)
  • Romania-icon Romaniaball - Stop bringing Gypsy-icon gypsies to my clay!!
    • Romania-icon: Hey it's not my fault! I have no control over these thieving shits!
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - Never forget 1939, but in recent decades our relationship has improved and we are good now. We also vodka-drinking buddies and we go to saunas together. BUT GIB BACK KARELIA AND SALLA MOTHERF**KER!!!!!!
  • Greece-icon Greeceball - PAY DEBTS!!!!!.
    • Greece-icon: NO!






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Cities Helsinki-icon HelsinkiballMariehamn-icon Mariehamnball404-icon Poriball
Former entities 2-icon Migrants from East (Prehistoric Europeans)Sami-icon SamiballSweden-icon Swedish EmpireballRussian-Empire-icon Russian Empireball (Grand Duchy of Finland-icon Grand Duchy of Finlandball) • Finland-icon Kingdom of Finlandball
Aland-icon Ålandball Aland-icon
Municipalities Aland-icon BrändöballEckerö-icon EckeröballFinström-icon FinströmballFöglö-icon FöglöballGeta-icon Getaball (Ålandball)Hammarland-icon HammarlandballJomala-icon JomalaballKökar-icon KökarballLemland-icon LemlandballLumparland-icon LumparlandballMariehamn-icon MariehamnballAland-icon Saltvikball (Åland)Aland-icon SottungaballAland-icon Sundball (Åland)Aland-icon Vårdöball (Åland)
Former Entities Kalmar Union-icon Kalmar UnionballSweden-icon Swedish EmpireballRussian-Empire-icon Russian EmpireballFinland-icon Kingdom of Finlandball
Kalmar Union-icon BLANDA UPP!!! Nordics STRONK! Long Live Kalmar! Kalmar Union-icon
Countries Denmark-icon Denmarkball (Faroe-icon FaroeballGreenland-icon Greenlandball) • Estonia-icon (Nordic) EstoniaballFinland-icon Finlandball (Aland-icon Ålandball)• Iceland-icon IcelandballNorway-icon Norwayball (Svalbard-icon Svalbardball) • Sweden-icon Swedenball • (Gotland-icon Gotlandball) • (Orkney-icon OrkneyballShetland-icon Shetlandball)
Historic entities Kalmar Union-icon Kalmar Unionball
Cannot into Nordic Estonia-icon EstoniaballLatvia-icon LatviaballLithuania-icon Lithuaniaball

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