Äänd here we goo!
 
— Lauri Vuohensilta
There aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap.
 
— Linus Torvalds
P*****e
 
Finland-icon.png Finlandball's usual catchphrase
FINLAND!!!
 
— Patrick Star from the Spongebob episode "Frankendoodle"


Finlandball, officially the Republic of Finlandball, is Darude a fictional sovereign state and a secret mongol puppet Nordic countryball located in Northern Europe. To the west he borders Sweden-icon.png Swedenball, as well as Russia-icon.png Russiaball to the east and Norway-icon.png Norwayball to the North. His clay is divided into 19 regions with an Autonomous Region, as well as his capital Helsinki-icon.png Helsinkiball. With a total area of 338 440 square kilometers, Finland ranks 65 in largest countries in the world by area, as well as number 8 in Europe. As of 2019, he has a population of 5.521 million inhabitants. There are around 443 000 immigrants, most coming from Russiaball, Estoniaball, Iraqball, Swedenball, Somaliaball and Yugoslaviaball. He is notorious for creating Angry Birds.

He maintains membership in EU-icon.png EUball, as well as the Nordic Council-icon.png Nordic Councilball and Arctic Council-icon.png Arctic Councilball. However, he has rejected any membership offers from NATO-icon.png NATOball and has decided to remain semi-neutral.

As the drunkest Countryball in Europe, Finland does not have many friends. His adoptive brother is Sweden-icon.png Sweden, but he is of family. However, some consider his sister/wife Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball as his best friend, since she sells him cheap alcohol. Another reason nobody likes Finland is that he never talks, preferring small talk and he seems unapproachable. 

His national day is December 6th.

History

Finlandball was born as a 1-icon.png 1ball. Unlike the majority of Europe, Finland, along with Hungary and Estonia (as well as some parts of western Russia) were settled by mongoloid Uralic groups that came from the Ural mountains of Russia. For a while, Finland was isolated from the rest of Europe until Scandinavian Christians went through Finland in order to spread Christianity through the Northern Crusades. The swedes successfully spread Christianity in Finland and Paganism died out there. Finlandball was then made a slave of Sweden-icon.png Swedenball, until 1809, when he became part of Tsarist Russia-icon.png Russian Empireball. In 1917 he gained independence, he descended into civil war between Finnish Whites and Finnish Reds for three months one year later, resulting in Finnish Whites victory. Then in 1939, he kicked Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball's butt for attempting to Anschluss him during the Winter War, but was eventually pressured into giving up 10% of its clay to Sovietball by the war's end in 1940. A year later, the Continuation War broke out and Finlandball aligned itself with Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball during Operation Barbarossa and reclaimed its lost clay, but would see its clay lost once again in 1944 after it was once again pressured into surrendering to USSRball due to there not being enough resources to continue the fight. Finlandball then fought Nazi Germanyball in the Lapland War and paid war reparations to avoid occupation and retained his independence.

Today, Finlandball still works as a drunken farmer, but somehow, he managed to do some worthy things. Most notably, he develops the famous video game, Angry Birds, and the "indestructible" Nokia cellphone that not even Russia-icon.png Russian or USA-icon.png American nukes can destroy. Finlandball celebrated his 100th birthday on December 6th, 2017.

Flag Colors

The flag of Finland is a white banner with a blue Nordic cross

Main Colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Catalina Blue 0, 53, 128 C100-M59-Y0-K50 #003580
White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF

Of course like all Nordic countries, the cross symbolises Christianity. Color-wise, some people say the white stands for the winter, while the blue stands for the many lakes and blue skies in Finland.

Relations/Suhteet

Friends/Ystävät

  • Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball - Close friend of mine. Wants to be Nordic I guess, but Sweden refuses to let her in.
  • Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball - I like to call him Stupid Sweden. Is of friend, exports lots of fun goodies like Lego and Arla, but cant understand what hes saying. Also Norway-icon.png Norwayball, Sweden-icon.png Swedenball and me like to make fun of his shitty hockey skills.
  • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball - My eldest brother who got lost in Central Europe and was great on your actual home. The only one in the whole Europe, who not just understands my alcoholism, but does it as well also. I'm sorry for supporting EU-icon.png EUball against you.
  • Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball - Freind who needed kebab removed in 1870s . yuo welcoms! 
  • Italy-icon.png Italyball - I used to visit you, but now you're becoming unstable. Is everythings okay?
  • Yooper-icon.png Yooperball - American child, got much sisu. Speaks like Canadians. Also much of his population is Finnish!
  • Karelia-icon.png Kareliaball and Mari Elball - Brothers who live with Russiaball
  • Ural-icon.png Uralball - my dad, he lives with my Russian brothers.
  • Sami-icon.png Samiball - polar brother, some of him lives with me.
  • Norway-icon.png Norwayball - thanks for trying to give me the peak of Mount Halti, I absolutely love you. I finally surpassed you in the World Happiness Report lol
  • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball - You so small i forget you sometimes but can into drinking PERKELE! BUT WHY ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH RUSSIA!!?? also gib more skyrri is so good yummy slurps slurps
  • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Our North American friend and hockey rival! You played very well in the World Juniors 2019 and the IIHF 2019 You were awesome! Awesome job in getting silver this championship! Thanks for the best match in Slovakia
  • Spain-icon.png Spainball - Vacation! Also Axis buddies during WW2 even though he is neutral. Also we both hate Catalonia-icon.png Cataloniaball, though Basque-icon.png Basqueball is my friend.
  • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - I was adopted by him. We are good friends now, but in the past I used to be of him clay. Made perkele pakkoruotsi (Forced Swedish lessons in school), perkele! Both Finland and Sweden joined the European Union in 1995. Relationships are maintained at the highest political level on a regular basis, and interactions between public authorities and civil society are very strong. New elements of the special relationship are the official minority language status that Finnish language received in Sweden as well as the business integration between the two countries.  Both countries are also united by the fact that neither Finland or Sweden have decided to join NATO, whereas all the other Nordic Countries as well as the Baltic States are NATO members.
  • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball - Best hockey partner who fought a tough match
  • USA-icon.png USAball - Ay mate! We won the championship thanks for playing with us!
    • USA-icon.png: No problem mate. You were the best
  • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball and Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - Other Southeast Asian friends. Both guys love my Nokia phones.
  • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - Best Southeast Asian Friend. I have several OFWs on my clay. But I'm sorry about your embassy on my capital.
  • China-icon.png Chinaball - Best Asian friend! I was the third western country to recognize him after my brothers Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball and Sweden-icon.png Swedenball. At least once a year I make an official state visit to him. Is my fifth largest trading partner, I bring him technology and he brings me tourists, 380,000 of them in fact. We have many sister cities, is so perkele! Also 24,000 Chinese people live happily in my clay, and I havings many Chinese schools. But... I oppose the Hong Kong National Security law, sorry ystävä!
  • India-icon.png Indiaball - We both have a love-hate relationship with Sweden-icon.png Swedenball. BUT DON’T MESS WITH MY FRIEND ANYWAY, YOU FAKE MUSLIMS! AND YOUR T-SERIES SUCK ANYWAY, SO MY FRIEND’S PEWDIEPIE WILL WIN!!!
  • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - He helped fight me against Soviet-icon.png vodka, but you were a Nazi-icon.png Nazi though, so I kicked you out! Anyway we are fine with each other and you're not a Nazi now. Oh we both love drinking.
  • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - Taught me how to weed. Also sellings me tulips PERKELE!
  • France-icon.png Franceball - You is fun but can you stop with the revolutions. Also a League of Nations-icon.png League of Nationsball member, alongside UK-icon.png UKball.
  • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - My 10th president made an idea of Kosovo becoming a sovereign state, also when Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball became independent Albanians in Finland's clay celebrated and expressed their gratitude to the Finnish Government and President Ahtisaari.
  • Poland-icon.png Polandball - Happy 100th. We are free from Russias wrath!
  • Wyoming-icon.png Wyomingball, Acre-icon.png Acreball, and 6-icon.png 6ball - Friends that exist except humans deny it. I don't like the fact that almost all of you guys (Except Acreball) want to destroy Earth-icon.png Earthball and Humanity-icon.png humanity. What did they ever do to you?
  • Basque-icon.png Basqueball - At least you are not as bad as Catalonia-icon.png Cataloniaball, who wants independence more than you do. But you are Spain-icon.png Spainball's clay and that is why you exist. We both speak difficult languages.
  • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - We both can into Tango, liking Estonia-icon.png Donald Trump. Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball is the 1st non-European country that I established diplomatic relations with.
  • Peru-icon.png Peruball - Good South American friend, but Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball will always be my best South American friend!
  • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - I'm sorry. Please give me the corona inspection kit!!
  • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - Introduced kebab to me.
  • RussianEmpire-icon.png Russian Empireball - Step-Father. Thanks for giving me independence. We both hated Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball, and we both fought him too.
  • Namibia-icon.png Namibiaball - Best African friend. Also we both like ReichTime.png Reichtangle. (He is the Reich's colony while I was his client state.)

Neutral/Neutraali

  • UK-icon.png UKball - Why you make everything so hard with Brexit? ALSO WHY YOU DECLARINGS WAR ON ME IN WW2!?!?!?! Okay i like him but he can be annoying sometimes.
  • Mongolia-icon.png Mongoliaball - I'm sometimes considered to be you're ancestor but okay I kinda am (actually I'm not. We just both from Siberia)
  • Romania-icon.png Romaniaball - Stop bringing Gypsy-icon.png gypsies to my clay!!
    • Romania-icon.png: Hey it's not my fault! I have no control over these thieving shits!
  • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Never forget 1939, but in recent decades our relationship has improved and we are good now. We also vodka-drinking buddies and we go to saunas together. BUT GIB BACK KARELIA AND SALLA MOTHERF**KER!!!!!!
  • Greece-icon.png Greeceball - The frenemy... PAY DEBTS!!!!!.
    • Greece-icon.png: NO!

Enemies/Viholliset


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Finland-icon.png Perkele Republic of Finland Beat the living shit out of Commie during WWII Finland-icon.png
Regions

Aland-icon.png ÅlandballCenteralFinland-icon.png Central FinlandballCenteralOstrobothnia-icon.png Central OstrobothniaballKainuu-icon.png KainuuballKymenlaakso-icon.png KymenlaaksoballLapland-icon.png LaplandballNorth Karelia-icon.png North KareliaballNorthern Ostrobothnia-icon.png Northern OstrobothniaballNorthern Savonia-icon.png Northern SavoniaballOstrobothnia-icon.png OstrobothniaballPäijät-Häme-icon.png Päijät-HämeballPirkanmaa-icon.png PirkanmaaballSatakunta-icon.png SatakuntaballSouth Karelia-icon.png South KareliaballSouthern Ostrobothnia-icon.png Southern OstrobothniaballSouthern Savonia-icon.png Southern SavoniaballSouthwest Finland-icon.png Southwest FinlandballTavastia Proper-icon.png Tavastia ProperballUusimaa-icon.png Uusimaaball

Finland
Cities Helsinki-icon.png HelsinkiballMariehamn-icon.png Mariehamnball404-icon.png Poriball
Former entities 2-icon.png Migrants from East (Prehistoric Europeans)Sami-icon.png SamiballSweden-icon.png Swedish EmpireballRussian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball (Grand Duchy of Finland-icon.png Grand Duchy of Finlandball) • Finland-icon.png Kingdom of Finlandball
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Aland-icon.png Ålandball Aland-icon.png
Municipalities Aland-icon.png BrändöballEckerö-icon.png EckeröballFinström-icon.png FinströmballFöglö-icon.png FöglöballGeta-icon.png Getaball (Ålandball)Hammarland-icon.png HammarlandballJomala-icon.png JomalaballKökar-icon.png KökarballLemland-icon.png LemlandballLumparland-icon.png LumparlandballMariehamn-icon.png MariehamnballAland-icon.png Saltvikball (Åland)Aland-icon.png SottungaballAland-icon.png Sundball (Åland)Aland-icon.png Vårdöball (Åland)
Ålandball
Former Entities Kalmar Union-icon.png Kalmar UnionballSweden-icon.png Swedish EmpireballRussian-Empire-icon.png Russian EmpireballFinland-icon.png Kingdom of Finlandball
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Kalmar Union-icon.png BLANDA UPP!!! Nordics STRONK! Long Live Kalmar! Kalmar Union-icon.png
Countries Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball (Faroe-icon.png FaroeballGreenland-icon.png Greenlandball) • Estonia-icon (Nordic).png EstoniaballFinland-icon.png Finlandball (Aland-icon.png Ålandball)• Iceland-icon.png IcelandballNorway-icon.png Norwayball (Svalbard-icon.png Svalbardball) • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball • (Gotland-icon.png Gotlandball) • (Orkney-icon.png OrkneyballShetland-icon.png Shetlandball)
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Historic entities Kalmar Union-icon.png Kalmar Unionball
Cannot into Nordic Estonia-icon.png EstoniaballLatvia-icon.png LatviaballLithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball

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