Florida can into space and Disneyworld. Can into better beaches and theme parks than Californiaball. He also has swamps. Snakes and alligators are always roaming freely in his streets. Is deftly afraid of the day that global warming makes the ocean swallow all his clay, but for now is trying to pretend that won't happen. Floridaball can into amusement parks very well. He can also into public police reports that reveal the true craziness of the state.
Florida also joined his brothers in the Confederacyball, but he didn't really do anything to help. Has a significant Spanish-speaking minority due to being a former colony of Spainball and because of refugees fleeing the revolutionary to the south.
It is important to note that weird, stupid, news happen in Floridaball and also Flordiaball is really old. Floridaball was hit by Hurricane Matthew, causing major damages to some of his sons. Then, his dad USAball had to pay for the damages because why not? He got into a problem with toxic red algae in 2017 after Hurricane Irma, but he was fully free from its grasp in 2019.
"I'm rich like Rick ross" and less we not forget
TampaRawr is his pet, one of the very few Rawrs in the world.
- USAball - Adoptive Father/Biological Brother
- Spainball - Mommy (Was I born from incest?)
- UKball - Daddy
- Georgiaball (state) - Older Adoptive Brother/Biological Nephew
- Alabamaball - Adoptive Brother/Biological Nephew
- Texasball - Bigger Adoptive Brother/Biological Nephew
- Californiaball - Bigger Adoptive Brother/Biological Nephew, unlike here in the East Coast where I'm always wet, he's drying up instead.
- New Yorkball - Adpotive Brother/Biological Nephew, I SURPASS YOU! FLORIDA #3!
- Cubaball - Brother ¬_¬. GET RID OF COMMIES! Tho I'll support your immigrants
- ISISball - You will pay for what you did to my son Orlando.
- Netherlandsball - Fellow combatant against the ever growing sea.
- Bangladeshball - Fellow kebab combatant against the ever growing sea.
- Haitiball - Large immigrant population here, the reason Floridaball speaks a little bit of Creole.
- Floridaball (Uruguay) - WHY DO YOU HAVE MY NAME!! I WILL ANSCHLUSS YOU!
- Germanyball - Tourist friend for
anschlussmy lands and my cities.
- Tallahasseeball - Capitalball, named for having a bunch of hills. That's about it, and was flooded by Hurricane Matthew.
- Miamiball - Mejores beaches, Mejor culture, Mejor Cuban food.
- TampaRawr - Rawr.
- Orlandoball - Has all sorts of amusement parks. Most importantly Disneyworld and never forget the 49 dead and the 53 wounded from the June 12th shooting.
- Jacksonvilleball - most populated cityball.
- Saint Petersburgball (Florida) - TampaRawr's less relavent, fraternal twin. Also bothers Russia's city with the same name.
|Panhandle Region||Pensacolaball • Tallahasseeball • Leon Countyball|
|The First Coast||Jacksonvilleball • St. Augustineball|
|Central Florida||Gainesvilleball • Kissimmeeball • Ocalaball • Orlandoball • Alachua Countyball • Brevard Countyball • Lake Countyball • Orange Countyball • Osceola Countyball|
|Tampa Bay||Avon Parkball • Bradentonball • Clearwaterball • Fort Meadeball • Haines Cityball • Plant Cityball • Sarasotaball • St. Petersburgball • TampaRawr • Wauchulaball • Winter Havenball • Hardee Countyball • Highlands Countyball • Hillsborough Countyball • Pasco Countyball • Polk Countyball|
|South Florida||Fort Lauderdaleball • Key Westball • Miamiball • Naplesball • Okeechobeeball • Vero Beachball • West Palm Beachball • Miami-Dade Countyball|
|Former Entities||Seminoleball • New Spainball • Spanish Floridaball • British West Floridaball • State of Muskogeeball • Republic of East Floridaball • Florida Territoryball • Republic of Floridaball|