Floridaball is a Disney US stateball in the Atlantic coast and USA-icon USAball's worst troublemaker. Also, Florida is a peninsula. Has yet to clean themselves up from revolution France-icon friend.

Florida can into space and Disneyworld. Can into better beaches and theme parks than California-icon Californiaball. He also has swamps. Snakes and alligators are always roaming freely in his streets. Is deftly afraid of the day that global warming makes the ocean swallow all his clay, but for now is trying to pretend that won't happen. Florida-icon Floridaball can into amusement parks very well. He can also into public police reports that reveal the true craziness of the state.

Florida also joined his brothers in the CSA-icon Confederacyball, but he didn't really do anything to help. Has a significant Spanish-speaking minority due to being a former colony of Spanish-Empire-icon Spainball and because of refugees fleeing the Cuba-icon revolutionary to the south.

It is important to note that weird, stupid, news happen in Floridaball and also Flordiaball is really old. Floridaball was hit by Hurricane Matthew, causing major damages to some of his sons. Then, his dad USAball had to pay for the damages because why not? He got into a problem with toxic red algae in 2017 after Hurricane Irma, but he was fully free from its grasp in 2019.

"Boy, we got a jit going ham in the dolla sto!"

"I'm rich like Rick ross"  and less we not forget  

the homeless is illegal.

Tampa-icon TampaRawr is his pet, one of the very few Rawrs in the world.  


  • USA-icon USAball - Adoptive Father/Biological Brother
  • Spain-icon Spainball - Mommy (Was I born from incest?)
  • UK-icon UKball - Daddy
  • US Georgia-icon Georgiaball (state) - Older Adoptive Brother/Biological Nephew
  • Alabama-icon Alabamaball - Adoptive Brother/Biological Nephew
  • Texas-icon Texasball - Bigger Adoptive Brother/Biological Nephew
  • California-icon Californiaball - Bigger Adoptive Brother/Biological Nephew, unlike here in the East Coast where I'm always wet, he's drying up instead.
  • New York-icon New Yorkball - Adpotive Brother/Biological Nephew, I SURPASS YOU! FLORIDA #3!
  • Cuba-icon Cubaball - Brother ¬_¬. GET RID OF COMMIES! Tho I'll support your immigrants
  • ISIS-icon ISISball - You will pay for what you did to my son Orlando.
  • Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball - Fellow combatant against the ever growing sea.
  • Bangladesh-icon Bangladeshball - Fellow kebab combatant against the ever growing sea.
  • Haiti-icon Haitiball - Large immigrant population here, the reason Floridaball speaks a little bit of Creole.
  • Florida (Uruguay)-icon Floridaball (Uruguay) - WHY DO YOU HAVE MY NAME!! I WILL ANSCHLUSS YOU!
  • Germany-icon Germanyball - Tourist friend for anschluss my lands and my cities.

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