Floridaball is a US stateball in the Atlantic coast. Also, Florida is a Mickey Mouse peninsula. He has yet to clean themselves up from revolution France-icon.png friend.

Florida can into space and Disneyworld. Can into better beaches and theme parks than California-icon.png Californiaball. He also has swamps. Snakes and alligators are always roaming freely in his streets. Is deftly afraid of the day that global warming makes the ocean swallow all his clay, but for now is trying to pretend that won't happen. Florida-icon.png Floridaball can into amusement parks very well. He can also into public police reports that reveal the true craziness of the state.

Florida also joined his siblings in the CSA-icon.png Confederacyball, but he didn't really do anything to help. He has a significant Spanish-speaking minority due to being a former colony of Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spainball and because of refugees fleeing the Cuba-icon.png revolutionary to the south.

It is important to note that weird, stupid, news happen in Floridaball and also Flordiaball is really old. Floridaball was hit by Hurricane Matthew, causing major damages to some of his sons and daughters. Then, his dad USAball had to pay for the damages because why not? He got into a problem with toxic red algae in 2017 after Hurricane Irma, but he was fully free from its grasp in 2019.

Tampa-icon.png TampaRawr is his pet, one of the very few Rawrs in the world.  


"Boy, we got a jit going ham in the dolla sto!"

"I'm rich like Rick ross"  and less we not forget  

the homeless is illegal.

We were bad, but now we're good, we're moving into your neighborhood


  • USA-icon.png USAball - Adoptive Father/Biological Brother
  • Spain-icon.png Spainball - Mommy (Was I born from incest?)
  • UK-icon.png UKball - Daddy
  • US Georgia-icon.png Georgiaball (state) - Older Adoptive Brother/Biological Nephew
  • Alabama-icon.png Alabamaball - Adoptive Brother/Biological Nephew
  • Texas-icon.png Texasball - Bigger Adoptive Brother/Biological Nephew, we were both in the CSAballand we both are getting rekt by Californiaball’s refugees.
  • California-icon.png Californiaball - Bigger Adoptive Brother/Biological Nephew, unlike here in the East Coast where I'm always wet, he's drying up instead.
  • New York-icon.png New Yorkball - Adpotive Brother/Biological Nephew, I SURPASS YOU! FLORIDA #3!
  • Cuba-icon.png Cubaball - Brother ¬_¬. GET RID OF COMMIES! Tho I'll support your immigrants
  • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - You will pay for what you did to my son Orlando.
  • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - Fellow combatant against the ever growing sea.
  • Bangladesh-icon.png Bangladeshball - Fellow kebab combatant against the ever growing sea.
  • Haiti-icon.png Haitiball - Large immigrant population here, the reason Floridaball speaks a little bit of Creole.
  • Florida (Uruguay)-icon.png Floridaball (Uruguay) - WHY DO YOU HAVE MY NAME!! I WILL ANSCHLUSS YOU!
  • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - Tourist friend for my lands and my cities.
  • NewJersey-icon.png New Jerseyball - I promised you to take care of albert,and i will ,he screams alot....albert's weird...i like weird,so thank you,new jerseyball,to allow me to take care of albert,RESPECT THE VETS
  • Australia-icon.png Australiaball -my favorite uncle (sorry Canada and New Zealand,i still love ya'll) I like uncle aussie's pets,but I mostly like his crocodiles and snakes,they're intresting,dad said i'm like him but spanish and with theme parks, I feel like Australia.jr lol
  • Coronavirus-icon.png Covid-19 - WHY YOU GO AFTER ME AND GIVE ME OVER 3,000 CASES EVERDAY



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