FloridaManball is a US stateball in the Atlantic coast. Also, Florida is a Mickey Mouse peninsula. He has yet to clean themselves up from revolution friend.
Florida can into space and his theme park, Disneyworld. Can into better beaches and theme parks than Californiaball. He also has swamps. Snakes and alligators are always roaming freely in his streets. Is deftly afraid of the day that global warming makes the ocean swallow all his clay, but for now is trying to pretend that won't happen.
Floridaball can into amusement parks very well. He can also into public police reports that reveal the true craziness of the state.
Florida also joined his siblings in the Confederacyball, but he didn't really do anything to help. He has a significant Spanish-speaking minority due to being a former colony of
Spainball and because of refugees fleeing the
revolutionary to the south.
It is important to note that weird, stupid, news happen in Floridaball and also Flordiaball is really old. Floridaball was hit by Hurricane Matthew, causing major damages to some of his sons and daughters. Then, his dad USAball had to pay for the damages because why not? He got into a problem with toxic red algae in 2017 after Hurricane Irma, but he was fully free from its grasp in 2019.
TampaRawr is his pet, one of the very few Rawrs in the world.
Quotes
"Boy, we got a jit going ham in the dolla sto!"
"I'm rich like Rick ross" and less we not forget
We were bad, but now we're good, we're moving into your neighborhood
Relations
Friends
USAball - Adoptive Father/Biological Brother
Spainball - Mommy (Was I born from incest?)
UKball - Daddy
Georgiaball (state) - Older Adoptive Brother/Biological Nephew
Texasball - Bigger Adoptive Brother/Biological Nephew, we were both in the CSAballand we both are getting rekt by Californiaball’s refugees.
Californiaball - Bigger Adoptive Brother/Biological Nephew, unlike here in the East Coast where I'm always wet, he's drying up instead.
New Yorkball - Adpotive Brother/Biological Nephew, I SURPASS YOU! FLORIDA #3!.
Netherlandsball - Fellow combatant against the ever growing sea.
Bangladeshball - Fellow kebab combatant against the ever growing sea.
Haitiball - Large immigrant population here, the reason Floridaball speaks a little bit of Creole.
Germanyball - Tourist friend for my lands and my cities.
New Jerseyball - I promised you to take care of albert,and i will ,he screams alot....albert's weird...i like weird,so thank you,new jerseyball,to allow me to take care of albert,RESPECT THE VETS
Australiaball -my favorite uncle (sorry Canada and New Zealand,i still love ya'll) I like uncle aussie's pets,but I mostly like his crocodiles and snakes,they're intresting,dad said i'm like him but spanish and with theme parks, I feel like Australia.jr lol
Turkmenistanball - Our personalities are similar, but I have COVID Cases.
Eritreaball - Same as Turkmenistan.
Neutral
Alabamaball - He is my Adoptive Brother, and we have seceded from the union in the past, and was defeated together as well. But OH MY GOD! MY COAST IS NOT YOURS I DON'T GIVE A DARN IF I'M HOGGING YOUR COAST! ALSO, CHANGE YOUR FLAG!
Russiaball - I do not like you one bit... But my and my dad are cool, for now. So, I'm watching you...
Enemies
ISISball - WTF!? WHY DID YOU ATTACK MY SON ORLANDO??? LISTEN TO ME YOU F*CKING TERROIST, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT 20-POUNDS OF CRAP, YOU CANNOT STOP US! I DARE YOU! COME AT ME AGAIN! AHHHHHHHHH REMOVE JIHAD! REMOVE KEBAB!
Floridaball (Uruguay) - WHY DO YOU HAVE MY NAME!! CHANGE YOUR NAME ALREDY!! 0r else...
Cubaball - GET RID OF YOUR POTATO COMMIE GOVERMENT! THANKS FOR THE REFUEGUES!
CSAball - YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED ASSHOLE!!! I WOULD NEVER, EVER GO DOWN THAT PATH OF RACISM EVER AGAIN!!!
Texasball - I GOT CTN FOR YOU, REDNECK!!! But we are not actual enemies.
Cityballs
Tallahasseeball - Capitalball, named for having a bunch of hills. That's about it, and was flooded by Hurricane Matthew.
Miamiball - Mejores beaches, Mejor culture, Mejor Cuban food.
TampaRawr - Rawr.
Orlandoball - Has all sorts of amusement parks. Most importantly Disneyworld and never forget the 49 dead and the 53 wounded from the June 12th shooting.
Jacksonvilleball - most populated cityball.
- Saint Petersburgball (Florida) -
TampaRawr's less relavent, fraternal twin. Also bothers Russia's
city with the same name.
- Melbourneball - A small city in Brevard County off the Space coast. Not that important but worth mentioning
Gallery
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Panhandle Region | Pensacolaball • Tallahasseeball • Leon Countyball |
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The First Coast | ![]() |
Central Florida | Gainesvilleball • Kissimmeeball • Ocalaball • ![]() |
Tampa Bay | Avon Parkball • Bradentonball • Clearwaterball • Fort Meadeball • Haines Cityball • Plant Cityball • Sarasotaball • St. Petersburgball • ![]() |
South Florida | Fort Lauderdaleball • ![]() ![]() |
Former Entities | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |