Know that you will have nothing if you are not more educated than other people.
 
Francia-icon.png Charlemagne
Surrender-icon.png Je me rends! Surrender-icon.png
 
France-icon.png Franceball
Ne vous rendez jamais, Empire français immense et fort!
 
France-icon.png Any French Person

France-icon (beret).png Franceball, or Surrender-icon.png​​​​​​​ Surrenderball (alias French-icon.png Franceballe; born 431), is a country that surrenders a countryball located in Europe and has a long history over in France. Franceball is the outcome of Francia-icon.png Franciaball built-in Gaul-icon.png Gaulball on th​​​e ruins of SPQR-icon.png SPQRball (last survivor of this event) and thus, the matrix of post-Roman Occident. Franceball can also into winner of FIFA World Cup 2018 as they did in 1998!

France-icon.png Franceball shares her borders with Belgium-icon.png BelgiumballLuxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball and Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball on the north, Germany-icon.png Germanyball to the northeast, Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball and Italy-icon.png Italyball to the East, and Spain-icon.png Spainball to the south, as well as the "vassal" tiny countryballs, Monaco-icon.png Monacoball and Andorra-icon.png Andorraball.  The sea clay of Franceball is occupied by the Manche (or "English Channel" Englandball likes to say) on the northwest with UK-icon.png UKball, the bay of Gascony / Biscay to the west, and the Mediterranean sea with Italy-icon.png Italyball to the southeast. The French clay divides into 13 mainland regions, plus five overseas regions, and the capital Paris-icon.png Parisball.

France-icon.png Franceball is a member of the G7 as a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a group formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus their son the EU-icon.png EUball. Franceball is also a permanent member of the UN-icon.png UNball Security Council.

France-icon.png Franceball's national day is on the 14th of July (Bastille Day). However, France-icon.png Franceball's birthday is on 25th December, the day of the baptism of King Clovis the 1st and the symbolic alliance between Frankish and Gaulish powers. Franceball's astrological sign is Capricorn. The French election ended on May 7 and the centrist candidate Emmanuel Macron defeated far-right candidate and kebab remover Marine Le Pen. As of 2020, it has a population of 65.22 million inhabitants.

Personality

France-icon.png Franceball still has a half-friendly rivalry against the UK-icon.png UKball, who treacherously stole their America they say, and who sucks at cooking. France-icon.png Franceball also retained some of their imperial possessions, such as French Guyana-icon.png French Guianaball, Réunion-icon.png Réunionball or French Polynesia-icon.png French Polynesiaball, children who have many good things to cook and who constitutes a gigantic maritime space to swim and to cruise warships. France-icon.png Franceball conquered a very large part of the planet but is told not to be good at fighting by USA-icon.png USAball, because of their fear in WW2 despite the final butt-kicking of Germany-icon.png Germany. But usually, Franceball tags along with USA-icon.png USAball with Middle-Eastern conflicts (Even told so, France-icon.png Franceball military-talking the most powerful European ball, and hides a dark side of military pride, Napoleonic-icon.png Napoleonic and Kingdom of Jerusalem-icon.png Crusader dreams). Franceball is also very beautiful, and as a result she attracts a lot of international tourists every year.

Histoire / History

Ancient History Francia-icon.png (200BC-1200AD)

France-icon.png Franceball (known as Francia-icon.png Franciaball in their teenage years) is the biological child of Gaul-icon.png Gaulball (Franceball inherited their clay) and SPQR-icon.png SPQRball, and also the sibling of UK-icon.png UKball by adoption. Franceball's father, SPQR-icon.png SPQRball, was a harsh trainer but otherwise a loving father who taught Franceball nice pools, Christianity, and the art of Imperialism. When SPQR-icon.png SPQRball died (killed by Germania-icon.png Germaniaball), however, they were left as orphans, and the once-siblings became rivals who always tried to up each other in the game of World Domination, to be the one and the only successor of SPQR-icon.png SPQRball, aka the Imperium. The siblings have always fought each other ever since and became a great kingdom in Gaulball and Germanaball. In this game, and with the kebab expansion of the 600's, Francia-icon.png Franciaball became the only survivor of the post SPQR-icon.png SPQRball first-generation balls after having sequestered Kingdom of France-icon.png Burgundyball. Taking their clay from the north side, Franceball fixed their capital in Paris-icon.png Parisball, even if Lyon-icon.png Lyonball was the one of Gaul-icon.png Gaulball and strongest at this time.

After Franceball defeated the kebab barbarians on their clay in 732, they won ever more prestige and became a powerful centralized state in Europe, recycling the western Roman Empire with Charlemagne (damned by Byzantine-icon.png Byzantineball). But just released from the kebab attacks, Franceball was harassed by Kalmar Union-icon.png Nordicball and offered him a place in Franceball's clay to calm him, creating Normandy-icon.png Normandyball who should protect Paris-icon.png Parisball from the seaside.

While England-icon.png Englandball established relative control over their rainy clay, Franceball expanded their empire into Germania-icon.png Germania, Italy, Spain, and Kingdom of France-icon.png Burgundyball, diffusing Catholicism, Latin language and their cooking and architecture over there, but Franceball's clay was divided into three parts in 843. This event built a kind of other Franceball, in the east in Germania-icon.png Germaniaball, a clone in other words, who kept the empire title and begun HRE-icon.png HREball.

In 1066, Franceball’s step-brother Normandy-icon.png Normandyball conquered England-icon.png Englandball's clay, resulting in Franceball's political and cultural domination of England-icon.png Englandball's clay for some centuries. This is why all smart and sophisticated words come from Franceball’s cool language.

In the 1090s some french balls (Occitania-icon.png Toulouseball Flanders-icon.png Flandersball, Normandy-icon.png Normandyball and many else) started the first crusade up, claiming Jerusalem-icon.png Jerusalemcube and took it in 1098 after building a new countryball in the Levant, Kingdom of Jerusalem-icon.png Kingdom of Jerusalemball. For the next centuries, Franceball has been the primordial European arbitrator of the political events of Mediterranea and Orient, being sometimes in open war with Byzantine-icon.png Byzantineball, Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball, and Egypt-icon.png Egyptball.

France Médiévale Kingdom of France-icon.png (1200-1610)

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A long period of self-fulfillment continued in this context. Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball developed new architecture as the "french art" (alias gothic), new recipes, Franceball's language, their courteous feeling and a new concept of chivalry that are so fashion. Franceball's aristocracy infiltrated many thrones in Europe as Navarre-icon.png Navarreball, England-icon.png Englandball, Byzantine-icon.png Byzantineball, Savoy-icon.png Savoyball, Sicily-icon.png Kingdom of Sicilyball, Naples-icon.png Kingdom of Naplesball or Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball. Attracted by wine, sciences, and sun, England-icon.png Englandball harassed her since the XIth century. After having a first time completely rid themself of their painfull presence, Franceball began a great modernization work at home. Jealous as ever, England-icon.png Englandball, HRE-icon.png HREball, and Flanders-icon.png Flandersball decided to bash Franceball into an imposing coalition. So in 1214 HRE-icon.png HREball and Flanders-icon.png Flandersball attacked Franceball to the head while England-icon.png Englandball attacked simultaneously in the back (like he usually does). Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball counter-attacked and severely kicked them all at the battles of Castillon and Bouvines, strengthening their main position in the Occident.

Later, the Hundred Years' War was a series of conflicts waged from 1337 to 1453 pitting England-icon.png Englandball, against Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball for control of clay and finishing by the definitive expulsion of England-icon.png Englandball of their ground. Here is a full list of English-French rivalry. With tactics of entrenchment and archery which put an end to the chivalrous methods of Franceball, England-icon.png Englandball defeated Franceball at Crecy in 1346, and Poitiers in 1356, taking enormous part of Franceball's land which was reconquered and conquered again during decades. To make matters worse for Franceball, a civil war begun between the feudal guilds of Burgundy-icon.png Burgundyball and Centre-Val de Loire-icon.png Orleansball (who successively allied themselves to Englandball) and, like a detail, the Black Death destroyed most of Franceball's resources in the 1340s and 1350s. However, Franceball had the pleasure of watching it spread to England-icon.png Englandball and also watching his civil war, known as the Wars of the Roses. In 1415, after a particularly humiliating defeat by their brother at Agincourt ("Azincourt" for civilized people), after which almost half their clay was occupied by him, Franceball secretly vowed to get their act together again. In 1429, Franceball did just that, kicking his arse at Orleans and retaking Paris to Burgundy-icon.png Burgundyball. But in 1431, with Burgundy-icon.png Burgundyball's help, Englandball captured and burned Franceball's secret to power.

However, Burgundy-icon.png Burgundyball abandoned England-icon.png Englandball when Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball developed their new fatal weapon: the powdered artillery regiments to solve all their problems. Franceball reclaimed most of their clay by 1453, with the exception of Calais city which was the first "Gibraltarball" of UKball (recovered in 1558), ending the systematic looting of its pretty gardens.

But a kind of cold war begun with Burgundy-icon.png Burgundyball. Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball built a large anti-Burgundyball club with Savoy-icon.png Savoyball, Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball, Lorraine-icon.png Lorraineball, Alsace-icon.png Alsaceball, and Milan-icon.png Milanball which isolated Burgundy-icon.png Burgundyball. This proxy war ended in the battle of Nancyball in 1477 and with the disintegration of Burgundian states between Franceball and Habsburg family, preparing tree centuries of intensive wars between Spain-icon.png Spainball and Franceball for the recovery of this ex "Grand duché d'Occident".

By the 1480s, Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball moved into the Renaissance of the 1500s as Burgundy-icon.png Burgundyball did 30 years before and Italy-icon.png Italyball before again. Franceball tried to capture Milan-icon.png Milanball and Naples-icon.png Kingdom of Naplesball where they were claimed by Aragon-icon.png Aragonball, destroying the Italian clay in a hard conflict with him and, by extension with Spain-icon.png Spainball who became rich and strongest after discovering the Americas. Franceball made Lyon-icon.png Lyonball temporarily her capital to be closer to Italy-icon.png Italyball but failed to conquer his clay.

So after having Milan-icon.png Milanball, Naples-icon.png Kingdom of Naplesball, Sicily-icon.png Kingdom of Sicilyball, some parts of Burgundy-icon.png Burgundyball, 3/4 of Navarre-icon.png Navarreball's clay, united his kingdoms and was elected as boss of HRE-icon.png HREball, Spain-icon.png Spainball totally circled Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball in a giant empire. Franceball tried to find allies in Poland-icon.png Polandball, England-icon.png Englandball and Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball.

Apart from the occasional war with England-icon.png Englandball in 1512 and 1525/6, tensions between the two siblings lowered as they celebrated together at the Field of the Cloth of Gold in 1520. That was the occasion to humiliate culturally and sportively England-icon.png Englandball. In 1555, Franceball reclaimed Calais from him and set about organizing their army and navy for overseas exploration, colonization, and trade. In 1559, however, Franceball ended their alliance with England-icon.png Englandball's brother Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball, after he became Presbyterian, and kicked Franceball out of Leith, and set about massacring Protestant Huguenots in 1572 when Franceball began to think about a dynasty reversal. Franceball also began reclaiming their frontiers. By 1600, after having fought Spain-icon.png Spainball a lot, and building some overseas colonies, Franceball was the most influential ball in Europe once again.

Ancien Régime New France-icon.png (1610-1789)
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In the 1660s, Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball had become a rich and prosperous nation, built some colonies in East India Company-icon.png India and in the Americas as New France-icon.png New Franceball (future Quebec-icon.png Quebecball) and spent all their spare time to bash Spain-icon.png Spainball. However, Franceball had been badly traumatized by the Thirty Years War (1618-1648). The resulting Peace of Westphalia in 1648 had seen the European political spectrum shift dramatically, and in 1682, Franceball completed an ambitious project, the Palace of Versailles, which rivaled all other palaces in Europe. Franceball had also made some conquests in the Lorraine-icon.png Lorraineball east in the 1670s and 1680s.

Franceball was also involved in European conflicts, such as the Nine Years War, and the War of the Spanish Succession in the 1700s. Franceball had also not forgotten about England-icon.png Englandball's humiliation of themself in the Middle Ages and tried to extract revenge by supporting the Catholic Irelandball in 1691 against England-icon.png Englandball, albeit half-heartedly. In 1718, Franceball briefly reconciled with their brother, the newly-united UK-icon.png UKball to fight Spain-icon.png Spainball in the War of the Quadruple Alliance (1718-1720). 1718 was also when they founded New Orleansball in modern-day Louisianaball.

In 1730, Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball was at a new height, having a string of colonies in the Americas, governed by their son New France-icon.png New Franceball, and an alliance with the soon-to-be anschlussed Madrasball. Franceball had adopted children such as San Domingoball (later succeeded by his son Haiti-icon.png Haitiball), Martinique-icon.png Martiniqueball, and Guadelopeball. And yet, Franceball wanted more. In 1745, the War of the Austrian Succession saw Franceball take most of Austrian Netherlands-icon.png Austrian Netherlandsball's (fossil of Burgundy-icon.png Burgundyball passed from Spain-icon.png Spainball to Austria-icon.png Austriaball during the Habsbourg area) clay, only to be forced to hand it back in 1748 by the Treaty of Aix-la-Chapelle. Franceball's desperate attempts to get revenge on UK-icon.png UKball culminated in the Vivelaspin.gif Diplomatic Revolution, and the Seven Years War of 1754-1763, during which Franceball lost India, Americas, and the Caribbean. The humiliating Treaty of Paris in 1763 saw Franceball lose most of their colonial possessions, and New France-icon.png New Franceball was held captive by UK-icon.png UKball to be raised with ColAmerica-icon.png Thirteen Coloniesball.

In 1776, ColAmerica-icon.png Thirteen Coloniesball declared independence from his father UK-icon.png UKball, and seeing their chance to get even with their brother, Franceball sent supplies and ammunition to help their nephew. Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball went personally in 1778 to help him, along with Spain-icon.png Spainball and the  Dutch Republicball, who hated the UK-icon.png UKball for land loss as well, tripling his forces. Despite UK-icon.png UKball's help from Iroquois Confederacy-icon.png Iroquoisball and Hesse-icon.png Hesseball, he was unable to prevail the french and rebel forces and was forced to pull out of America in 1781, after the blockage of his fleet by Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball at the Siege of Yorktown, and another Treaty of Parisball in 1783 forced him to recognize his son as the newly-independent USA-icon.png USAball who just mumbled a "thank you" to them and began to watch Louisianaball with appetite. Helping their nephew, however, had cost Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball a lot of money, which meant that Franceball was now deeply in debt. Franceball's extravagant lifestyle contributed to Franceball's financial problems, and despite scientific breakthroughs and discoveries in the Enlightenment, new ideals of Liberty and Equality had penetrated their mind, and in 1789, Franceball had a complete personality change France-icon.png. This alarmed Franceball's ally Austria-icon.png Austriaball, Franceball;'s hated neighbor UK-icon.png UKball and the other European balls who were still conservatively minded.

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Vivelaspin.gif Révolution and Napoleonic Wars Napoleonic-icon.png (1789-1815)

In 1792, Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball declared themself to be a republic and won the Battle of Valmy against Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussia and Austria-icon.png Austriaball attempting to seize Franceball's clay. The First Coalition was formed against them by UK-icon.png UKball and Austria-icon.png Austriaball, and as a result, in 1793, Napoleonic-icon.png France set about purging Franceball's memories of the Bourbon past. However, Franceball found themself descending into madness and fear, as the civil war in the Vendee (1793-1796) and the Terror (1793-94) nibbled away at her sanity. By 1794 UK-icon.png UKball had invaded Flanders with the help of Luxembourg-icon.png Dutch Republicball and HRE-icon.png Holy Roman Empireball but was defeated and chased away by Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball in 1795. But by 1795, Franceball had a new personality, the first European republic ball, and set about taking Franceball's lands back. In 1796-7, Franceball invaded Piedmont-icon.png Piedmontball, Savoy-icon.png Savoyball and the Papal States-icon.png Papal Statesball's clay, emptying Vatican-icon.png Vatican Cityball's treasury, and marching into Vienna. The Second Coalition was formed to stop Franceball. In 1793, Franceball's brother UK-icon.png UKball blockaded their port at Toulon in 1797 but failed to stop French advancement upon Malta-icon.png Maltaball and Egypt-icon.png Egyptball in 1798. He did, however, succeed in destroying Franceball's ships at the Battle of the Nile while Franceball was distracted by Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball in Syria, so in 1799, Franceball left Egypt-icon.png Egypt and returned to Europe.

In 1800, Napoleonic-icon.png France defeated Austria-icon.png Austriaball at the Battle of Marengo and defeated HRE-icon.png Holy Roman Empireball the following year. The Peace of Amiens in 1802 that came after UK-icon.png UKball's temporary defeat offered her a bit of a breather, but Franceball realized they were running low on funds. So in 1803, Franceball sold the Louisiana Territory to USA-icon.png USAball for 15,000,000 USD and declared herself an Empire in 1804. (ironic!) Sh . However, their navy was utterly annihilated at the Battle of Trafalgar in 1805 by UK-icon.png UKball and realizing she was better at land warfare, Franceball spent most of USAball's money on their Grand Armée. In 1805 UK-icon.png UKball funded a coalition against Franceball in an attempt to remove Bonapartist sentiments from her, in response Napoleonic-icon.png France marched onto central Europe where Franceball defeated Russian-Empire-icon.png Russia and Austria-icon.png Austriaball at Austerlitz, resulting in the dissolution of HRE-icon.png Holy Roman Empireball. In 1806, Franceball won the twin battles of Iéna and Auerstadt, then Tilsit against Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball, and also against Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball, and the Confederation of the Rhine, which gave her domination of Continental Europe. Franceball resurrected Poland-icon.png Polandball and implemented the Continental System, an attempt to embargo UK-icon.png UKball into submission. Austria-icon.png Austriaball was defeated again in 1809 at the battle of Wagram, and the Treaty of Schoenbrunn was signed.

In 1808, France began the Peninsular War (1808-1814), against Spain-icon.png Spainball, who no longer co-operated with her, and took Madrid in 1809, forcing Portugal-icon.png Portugalball and Kingdom of the Two Sicilies-icon.png Kingdom of the Two Siciliesball into exile. By 1811, Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball ruled much of Europe, having defeated the Third and Fourth and Fifth Coalitions, with Austria-icon.png Austriaball, UK-icon.png UKball and Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussia subdued. Drunk on success & confidence, Franceball invaded Russian-Empire-icon.png Russia's massive clay via Warsaw. Franceball advanced into Smolensk and Moscow, which Russian-Empire-icon.png Russiaball had destroyed in advance, so Franceball found nothing. Starving and bitterly cold and disappointed, Franceball tried to head home, only to find the road blocked at Maloyaroslavets, forcing her into combat with Russian-Empire-icon.png Russiaball at Borodino in the winter of 1812. Franceball won the battle, but the winter caused her to weaken, and they barely made it back to their clay, with prestige in tatters.

The War of the Sixth Coalition saw Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball shamed further by the Confederation of the Rhine and Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball at the Battle of Leipzig in 1813, and her defeat in Spain in 1814. By mid-1814, the armies of the Sixth Coalition were advancing on her clay, and Franceball decided to send their Bonapartist sentiments to Elba. However, they escaped, and by June 1815, it was back on their former clay, with her army back, and she marched on Brussels but was stopped at Les Quatres Bras, where Franceball defeated Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball. However, UK-icon.png UKball and Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball managed to finally defeat her at the Battle of Waterloo, whereupon Franceball was given therapy by the Concert of Europe, and her personality changed back into her old self (mostly). Her Bonapartist sentiments were sent to UK-icon.png UKball's son St. Helenaball's clay, and it died in 1821.

Vivelaspin.gif Révolutions and Wars (1815-1914)

After 1815, the Concert of Europe was set up to help Europe recover from Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball's rampage. Franceball became a secondary power to UK-icon.png UKball, who dominated the world unquestionably during the Pax Britannica and focused on overseas colonies. Franceball's new continental possessions had been removed from her, and in the 1820s and 1830s, Franceball invaded much of the Algerian coastline, seizing control from the Barbary pirates. In 1830, Franceball had another change of personality, albeit a much smaller one this time, which did not have much effect upon Franceball. In 1832, Franceball had a brief period of fear.

Franceball took advantage of the Industrial Vivelaspin.gif Revolution to expand their economy and industry. Franceball had yet another personality change in 1848, along with Austria-icon.png Austriaball, and Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball, and declared themself a republic once again. However, in 1852, Franceball became an Empire again. This time, Franceball sought to co-operate with their brother, having matured. They worked together in the Crimean War against Russian-Empire-icon.png Russiaball with Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball in 1853-56, and again in 1859-60 in Qing-icon.png Qing Chinaball's clay in the Second Opium War. During the Second Empire, Franceball adopted Savoieball and Nice-icon.png Niceball from Sardinia-icon.png Sardiniaball, who later became Italian-Empire-icon.png Italyball in 1861, after Franceball helped him liberate Italian Stateballs from Austriaball in 1859; and then she experienced a revival in the arts and sciences, with new buildings, such as the Pantheon, the Opera Garnier, and the Napoleon III apartments in the Louvre. Franceball claimed new colonies by adopting New Caledonia-icon.png New Caledoniaball in 1853, and Cochinchinaball in 1862.

France throughout the 1800s, (Credit to NotExistor)

However, France's luck declined from 1863 onwards. Franceball tried to help Austria-icon.png Austriaball onto Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball's clay, but Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball defeated miraculously them both, and they left in frustration. In 1866, Austria-icon.png Austriaball and Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball were at war with each other, and Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball and the North German Confederation tried to gain Franceball's guarantee of neutrality. Franceball was too busy eyeing Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball's clay to notice, however, and after an unsatisfactory reply was produced to Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball, he invaded Franceball's clay in 1870, defeating Franceball at Metzball and Sedan, and laying siege to Paris. Franceball was humiliated once more, and sought revenge after Prussia, who became German Empire-icon.png German Empireball, in 1871 (in her own palace of Versailles), and took their Alsace-icon.png Alsaceball and eastern Lorraine-icon.png Lorraineball clay.

After the defeat of 1870, Franceball descended into madness again, but the Third Republic was declared in 1871 and came to be a long-lasting cure for Franceball's constant fits of madness and personality changes. By 1884, she had recovered enough to participate in the Scramble of Africa, kidnapping and adopting Senegal-icon.png Senegalball, Gabon-icon.png Gabonball, Upper Voltaball, Tunisia-icon.png Tunisiaball, and Dahomeyball. Franceball gradually became stable again, donating and receiving gifts (the Statue of Liberty to USA-icon.png USAball in 1886, and the Eiffel Tower in 1889), and entered the prosperity of the Belle Epoque of the 1890s, with only the Dreyfuss Affair of 1895 to worry them. Franceball invaded Madagascar in 1895 and formed alliances with her brother UK-icon.png UKball formally in 1904, and Russian-Empire-icon.png Russiaball, in 1907, to form the Triple Entente, or the Entente Cordiale, to protect themselves against German Empire-icon.png German Empireball's growing strength. Franceball longed to recover her children Alsace-icon.png Alsaceball and Lorraine-icon.png Lorraineball, so when war broke out in 1914, Franceball enthusiastically launched Plan 17 and attacked German Empire-icon.png German Empire's western Rhine border.

Guerres Mondiales Free France-icon.png (1914-1945)

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However, German Empire-icon.png German Empireball had activated his Schlieffen Plan and attacked through Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball's clay, which slowed him down slightly, giving Franceball valuable time to mobilize her army. Franceball defended Paris at the bloody battle of the Marne, while her brother outflanked German Empire-icon.png German Empireball in the Race to the Sea. In 1915, German Empire-icon.png German Empireball used poison-gas and aerial-bombers at Mons, and beat up Franceball at Neuve-Chapelle but was defeated by Franceball at Verdun in 1916. By 1917, the tide of war was turning, as Franceball and her allies captured all of German Empire-icon.png German Empireball's overseas colonies, and despite Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball's personality change, they were supplemented by USA-icon.png USAball's help, who helped defeat German Empire-icon.png German Empireball at the Meuse-Argonne offensive in spring 1918. Franceball and UK-icon.png UKball accepted an armistice, which went into effect on the 11th of November, 1918.

As Austria-icon.png Austriaball, German Empire-icon.png German Empireball was completely dismembered, and his son, Germany-icon.png Weimar Republicball, was forced by Franceball to pay massive reparations of 6.6 billion pounds, and also forced to sign the humiliating Treaty of Versailles in 1919 at the Paris Peace Conference. Alsace-Lorraine clay was returned to Franceball, who received the Levant, Kamerunball, Togolandball, and the Saarland as well, and Germany-icon.png Weirmar Republicball was forbidden from uniting with Austria-icon.png Austriaball or arming the Rhineland, bordering Franceball's clay. When hyperinflation set in in Germany-icon.png Weimar Republicball's clay in 1923, he tried to postpone payments, only for an enraged Franceball to occupy his Ruhr clay. Franceball left in 1925, after Germany-icon.png Germanyball signed the Locarno Treaties, and joined the League of Nations, of which they already were a founding member of, in 1926, satisfied that Franceball was now safe. Franceball also signed the Kellogg-Briand Pact of 1928 in favor of disarmament, but just as it looked as though the world was headed for peace, it was plunged into the Great Depression by the Wall Street Crash in USA-icon.png USAball's stock market in 1929.

Without USA-icon.png USAball's loans, Franceball's economies ground to a halt, as Germany-icon.png Weimar Republicball became Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball, intent on avenging ReichTime.png Reichtangle in 1933, and Italian-Empire-icon.png Italyball became fascist. Not wanting another War, UK-icon.png UKball and Franceball used a policy of appeasement in the 1930s, which included giving Nazi Germanyball the Saarland back, allowing him to rearm the Rhineland-Palatinate-icon.png Rhineland, and re-occupy Danzig. After the 1938 Anschluss, and the Czech crand Germany-icon.png West Germanyball, and they joined NATO-icon.png NATO. Franceball became a permanent member of the newly-formed Conseil de Sécurité des Nations Unies (UN security council) and declared the Fourth Republic. She also created and held on to Saar Protectorate-icon.png Saar Protectorateball until 1957. Then, after Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball invaded poland, She and UK-icon.png UKball declared war on him. In response, Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball invaded the dutch region of europe, and used his blitzkreig technique for the first time. France looked at her capital, Paris-icon.png Parisball, with all it's art and literature, and decided to surrender so  Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball wouldn't destroy all of that. And so she was split between  Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball and Kingdom of Italyball, and the rest of his clay was made into a puppet state called Vichy Franceball. After a few years of this containment, France took the from of ​Free Franceball and defeated the axis along with all the other ​allied members, and won WWII.

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History of Franceball

After World War II and the conclusion of her double old vendetta against both destroyed Austria-icon.png Austriaball and Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball, Franceball began to flourish again. But the disastrous 1946 war of decolonization in Indochina, where Vietnam-icon.png North Vietnamball and South Vietnam-icon.png South Vietnamball, as well as Cambodia-icon.png Cambodiaball and Laos-icon.png Laosball, gained their independence in the 1954 Geneva Accords following Franceball's Dien Bien Phu defeat left her relatively destitute. Franceball let some of the African colonies, namely French West Africa-icon.png French West Africaball and French Equatorial Africa-icon.png French Equatorial Africaball go without a fight, by referendum, being not able to offer French citizen equality to all the subjects of the Empire without making of her own European population an ethnic minority. In 1958, they formed the Fifth Republic's system to resolve a major political crisis in the decolonization context but was forced to give up her last major colonial possession, Algeria-icon.png Algeriaball, up in 1962 following the Evian Accords to stop a steril bloody war. By now Franceball had already formed the EU-icon.png EECball (later EU-icon.png EUball )'s predecessor entity, the European Coal and Steel Union in 1951, and through the 1956 Treaty of Rome, married Germany-icon.png West Germanyball and gave birth to EEC (EU-icon.png EUball) in the Treaty of Utrecht the following year. Franceball put a vet at the entrance of UK-icon.png UKball's in EU-icon.png EUball considering he's just a troll (future showed that he was) but he entered in 1973 after President De Gaulle's death. Franceball had a brief madness anti-systemic period in 1968 with a love story with Soviet-icon.png Sovietball and China-icon.png Chinaball, origin of their current headaches.

Franceball's Gaullist era ended in 1970 but continues to be a massive influence of world politics, and in 1977, let go of Djiboutiball, and in the 1990s was essential in the reorganization of their son EU-icon.png EUball. People come from all over once more to visit her clay and once again became a vibrant countryball of culture, arts, and sports. In 1998, her beloved "Bleus" won the World Cup on home clay in the mythic Stadium of Franceball. Franceball also hosts the French Open tennis tournament at Roland-Garros, as well as the Tour de France bicycle race, which has been traveling annually across her clay every July since 1903 (except during the World Wars). It is the highlight of Franceball's summer because it brings millions of cycling fans to her clay from all over the world.

After the kebabs attack against USA-icon.png USAball on September 11, 2001, France-icon.png Franceball tried to mobilize oriental balls against terrorist groups based on their clay and put her veto on the USA-icon.png USAball's project to invade Iraq-icon.png Iraqball, interpreting it with insight as a desire for oil orgy. As a vendetta, USA-icon.png USAball began a moral bashing game against Franceball and a destruction one on Iraq-icon.png Iraqball's clay.

Franceball was the host of two FIFA World Cups in the past: the first time in 1938, and the second time in 1998.

2015: Year of tragedies and terrorist attacks

2015 was the Year of tragedies and terrorist attacks of Franceball because there are two major terrorist attacks that happened in Paris-icon.png Parisball. From 7 January 2015 to 9 January 2015, terrorist attacks occurred across the Île-de-France region, particularly in Paris-icon.png Parisball. Three attackers killed a total of 17 in four shooting attacks, and police then killed the three assailants. The attacks also wounded 22 other people. The fifth shooting attack did not result in any fatalities. Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula claimed responsibility and said that the coordinated attacks had been planned for years. On January 7, 2015, two ISIS-icon.png ISISball gunmen shot 12 members of the staff at the headquarters of the satirical newspaper Charlie Hebdo dead and 12 members wounded. On 8 January another ISIS-icon.png ISISball gunman shot a police officer and was killed. The gunner killed four more victims and took hostages on January 9 at a kosher supermarket near the Porte de Vincennes. Police tracked the assailants to an industrial estate in Dammartin-en-Goële, where ISIS-icon.png ISISball gunners took a hostage. French armed forces and police conducted simultaneous raids in Dammartin and Porte de Vincennes, killing all three ISIS-icon.png ISISball attackers. After 12 January 2015 and for an indefinite period, as part of Operation Sentinelle, nearly 10,500 military personnel were deployed in France to secure 830 sensitive places (school, churches, press organizations, etc ). On November 13, 2015, ISIS-icon.png ISISball attacked Paris-icon.png Parisball again. They started suicide bombings outside of the Stade de France first and continued into the streets of the city killing people at several cafes and at the Bataclan concert hall, where people attending a rock concert were also taken hostage. 137 Dead, around 500 were non-fatal injuries. The attack in Paris-icon.png Parisball on November 13, 2015, was the most devastating terrorist attack in Franceball's history. As an answer, Franceball sent their fighter planes to bomb and precipitate the decline of ISIS-icon.png ISISball on kebabs clay.

2016: Joy and Sadness

The year 2016 was a year of both joy and sadness for Franceball. After 7 years of futility, Franceball finally could into a good result at the Eurovision Song Contest when they went to Sweden-icon.png Swedenball and finished in 6th place in the grand final with the extremely catchy song J'ai cherché, her best result in 14 years. A month later, Franceball proudly hosted the 2016 UEFA Euro Cup soccer tournament. Franceball defeated Germany-icon.png Germanyball after kicking Icelandball in a funny "festival des buts" and finally lost in extra time to their brother Portugal-icon.png Portugalball. Still, the tournament was seen as a massive success bringing supporters throughout the metropolitan area.

On July 14 (Bastille Day), a day that was meant for celebration, tragedy struck when Nice-icon.png Niceball was run over by a truck. Because of what happened combined with the 2015 attacks at Charlie Hebdo and the Bataclan, Franceball has sworn never to forgive ISIS-icon.png ISISball for what they did. And despite the sadness, Franceball's beloved Tour de France went on, taking time to remember the victims of that horrible attack.

2017-2018: A rollercoaster of good and hard times

On January 29, 2017, Franceball won the world men's handball championship. On that same day in Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball, Franceball won Miss Universe - the only candidate from Europe to advance through the competition. Franceball had waited over 60 years for this moment!

On 20 April, at 9:00 PM, a new attack happened on the Champs-Elysées. Three French National Police officers were shot by one of the gunners who believe in ISIS-icon.png ISISball (Karim Cheurfi) and one of the police officers (Xavier Jugelé) was killed. One female tourist who is from Germany-icon.png Germanyball is seriously wounded. The gunner was then shot dead by the police. Franceball will still never forgive what ISIS-icon.png ISISball did before the presidential elections. They elected as president the young liberal Emmanuel Macron-icon.png Emmanuel Macron kebab remover of En Marche! and kick put a temporary end to the conservative also kebab remover Marine Le Pen influence, which created a big social divide in her clay.

Sadly, on June 19, 2017, a closed attack happened on the Champs-Elysées (terrorists attacked the police). Only one death, but that death is the terrorist. But Franceball still worries about the possible attacks happening in the future.

Franceball was delighted to learn on July 31, 2017, that her dear Paris-icon.png Parisball would be hosting the 2024 Summer Olympics after Los Angeles-icon.png Los Angelesball made a deal with the IOC to host 2028 instead - it was made official on September 13, 2017, at the IOC's meetings in Peruball. Franceball can't wait to welcome the world to her clay for that beautiful event for the first time in a century!

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On October 10, 2017, Franceball qualified for the World Cup in Russia-icon.png RussiaballSweden-icon.png Swedenball beat her in the June qualifiers, but Franceball kept on fighting. Franceball got their revenge for both their brother Italy-icon.png Italyball and themselves after Swedenball got knocked out of the quarterfinals by England-icon.png Englandball

As for herself, Franceball cruised through the group stage at the World Cup. In the round of 16, she sent Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball and Lionel Messi packing, rekt Uruguay-icon.png Uruguayball in the quarterfinals and defeated her son Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball in the semis. Franceball also celebrated the 105th Tour de France at the same time which started in Pays de la Loireball, Franceball hoped to win the World Cup for the first time since her victory at the Stade de Franceball 20 years ago... and did it against Croatia-icon.png Croatiaball (ZBLAM!)

On November 24, 2018, the "gilet jaune " movement took place in Paris where thousands of people were protesting against the LREM 's measure in many parts of France (people were angered about the rise of the taxes, the price of petrol that would increase)... Police, Gendarmes, Gilets Jaune, and Rioters were clashing (mostly) in the streets of Paris damages were done this night... (tho the worst case was what happened in Réunion )

2019-2020 Fire, COVID 19 Pandemic, and remove kebab!!!!!!

On April 15, 2019, just before 18:20 CEST, a structure fire broke out beneath the roof of Notre-Dame de Paris cathedral in Paris-icon.png Parisball. By the time it was extinguished, the building's spire collapsed and most of its roof had been destroyed and its upper walls severely damaged. Extensive damage to the interior was prevented by its stone vaulted ceiling, which largely contained the burning roof as it collapsed. Many works of art and religious relics were moved to safety early in the emergency, but others suffered some smoke damage, and some exterior art was damaged or destroyed. The cathedral's altar, two pipe organs, and its three 13th-century rose windows suffered little to no damage. Three emergency workers were injured. Contamination of the site and the nearby environment resulted.

Since January 24, 2020, 2019-nCoV.png Covid 19 virus was confirmed to have reached Franceball, when the first COVID-19 case in both EU-icon.png EUball and Franceball was identified in Bordeaux-icon.pngBordeauxball. The first five confirmed cases were all individuals who had recently arrived from China-icon.png Chinaball. A Chinese tourist who was admitted to hospital in Paris-icon.png Parisball on 28 January died on 14 February, making it the first COVID-19 death in France as well as the first COVID-19 death outside Asia. A key event in the spread of the disease across Metropolitan France as well as its overseas territories was the annual assembly of the Christian Open Door Church between 17 and 24 February in File:Mulhouse-icon.png Mulhouseball which was attended by about 2,500 people, at least half of whom are believed to have contracted the virus. On 4 May, retroactive testing of samples in one French hospital showed that a patient was probably already infected with the virus on 27 December, almost a month before the first officially confirmed case. Until October 29, 2020 total Covid 19 confirmed cases in Franceball was 1282769 cases

In October 16, 2020, Samuel Paty, a French middle-school teacher, took place on 16 October 2020 in File:Conflans-Sainte-Honorine-icon.png Conflans-Sainte-Honorineball, a suburb of Parisball. Paty was killed and beheaded in an act of Islamist terrorism. The perpetrator, Abdoullakh Abouyedovich Anzorov, an 18-year-old Muslim Russian-born refugee of Chechnya-icon.png chechen descent, killed and beheaded Paty with a knife. Anzorov was shot and killed by police minutes later. His motive for the murder was that Paty had, in a class on freedom of expression, shown his students Charlie Hebdo cartoons depicting the Islamic prophet Muhammad, including one cartoon which depicted Muhammad naked. French president Emmanuel Macron-icon.png Emmanuel Macron said that the incident was "a typical Islamist terrorist attack", and that "our compatriot was killed for teaching children freedom of speech". The murder was one of several attacks in France in recent years, and it created debate in French society and politics.

The above did nothing but call for people to boycott France, some calling for map removal, and making France's relationship with the Arab world deteriorate harder, especially with Algeria

Flag Colors

The flag colors of Franceball are plain white shown below:

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Royal Blue 0, 35, 149 C100-M77-Y0-K42 #002395
White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
Imperial Red 237, 41, 57 C0-M83-Y76-K7 #ED2939

Relationships

Copains / Amis (Friends)

  • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - Bon ami, remover of kebab. Encore un douze points, s'il vous plait?
  • Austria-icon.png Austriaball - Mon frère in law whom I had issues in the past. We're now living in peace and he is cool with moi since I reduced him to almost nothing =)
  • Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball - Ridicule chien of bastard son! We tell bad jokes about each other. MY FRIES COME FROM MARSEILLE! FRENCH FRIES BEST FRIES! REMOVE WAFFEL NOW Mais ze fries come from moi, OK? Also I beat toi in World Cup semifinals, honhonhon!
  • Brazil-icon.pngBrazilball - Nephew and Allie in WW1. But stop calling me a surrendering coward!!! But je help for the satellite. Hon hon! Never forget 1998 world cup!
  • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - My son. Je really like him, he is nice and tolerant out of quebekers, indians nations, trees, oceans, animals... Canadaball is la favourite destination for our young students. Mon only problem with him is that he is part British but I will destroy it using my French genes. And as a detail he deported my Acadians, killed my Indian friends and forced l'Amérique to talk in English and eat abominations... beurk! Sometimes we confuse them with the Americans (Anyway those Anglos are all the same énervante thing).
  • Gaul-icon.png Gaulball - Mon tree friend ancestor. I miss him, somehow. He was of stronk!
  • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - Allemagne! Mon mari, Je suis meilleur que toi au football! Vous avez été relégué! (Medic medic medic! Laughter really is the best medicine! Hon hon hon!)
  • Spain-icon.png Spainball - Ma sœur. We had a very turbulent relationship in the passé cause of Napoliball and Burgundyball but now we're good (that's nice she keep her capetian Roi)! I buy cheap cigarettes and drugs and vacances in her clay. she's NOT with UK-icon.png my husband
  • Italy-icon.png Italyball - Mon frère. Our capital cities are twinned esclusively with each other. Only USA-icon.png burger think there is a rivalry between us. Mais there is no débat: my food is better and Mona Lisa now is à moi. Could you send me the Pope back to Avignonball? ANYWAYS WE ARE IN TROUBLE WITH WUHAN!!! (Ur lambo sucks, VIVE LE BUGATTI!)
  • Paris-icon.png Notre Dame Cathedral (Cri) Pourquoi?!!! LE MALDIFIQUE HAWK MOTH!
  • EU-icon.png EUball - Mon petit son with Germanyball, who je am proud of. Keep on going with ze plan to take over ze world honhonhon
  • Quebec-icon.png Quebecball - Mon grandson with funny accent! Of worriyings a lot about genes Française being suppressed. I am waiting for his indépendance; or the constitution of a great transatlatic confédération of Franceball; or a new & old Franceball alliance; or all he wants... Also good funny poutine ! I don't talk about the russian guy. Gib Celine Dion's songs! Can yuo stop being angry all the time? At least je gave Toi Nicolas & Pimprenelle!
  • Louisiana-icon.png Louisianaball - Mon other grandson living with USAball. He has exquisite Mardi Gras celebrations.
  • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - Mon Asian friend and adoptive niece. I win! Merci for hostings Miss Universe 2016! It was mon pleasure to celebrate this wonderfulle event! Hollande made a state visit in Philippinesball's clay!
  • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - Ex-épouse, much of high all ze time. He go vacation in my clay. Part of Burgundyball, no..?  Mon jury gave him 12 at Eurovision 2019, je am happy il finally won after so long!
  • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - Although he is commie, he is also mon son. Je like him and calls moi his best friend and mother.
  • USA-icon.png USAball - Mon sarcastic and arrogant godson (but I suppose he has his good points), je gave him Louisiana-icon.png Louisianaball (he is un cool godson). Il helped moi during WW1 (late but merci) and 2 (late but merci again). I helped him a lot kick ridicule UK-icon.png UKball's cute ass during his indépendence. It was an expensive but funny game. Je also gave him a statue of moi (Statue de la Liberté). But his new président is bizarre. To me the only differences between him and his dad (UK-icon.png UKball, my husband) is that he don't like Football (Soccer), Monarchy and tea... In other things they are the same barbares. But no vendetta, yet, from my side, he just insults me permanently cause of his cultural inferiority complex.(This is scout, Rainbows make me cry!) 
  • Monaco-icon.png Monacoball - Mon petit pet. Can into rich.
  • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - Of needings more help to remove ze kebabs, also good ally. Very sorry for bombing yuo in 1999, but I had the UN benediction. Also great remover of Austrians and Hungarians in WW1 hon hon!
  • Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball -  You deserve to be free.
  • Japan-icon.png Japanball - Un bon fan de moi. Merci for letting moi inspire ze Pokémon region of Kalos! I like the sumo concept and the makis.
  • Poland-icon.png Polandball - Bon 100 Anniversaire Mon Ami. Tu es adorable! Je t'aime tellement! (Also you beat me at Junior Eurovision , but I liked yuor song)
  • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - Many Franceballs are big fans of crocodiles and kangouroux zis country! Je of Building Submarines For lui. Mais sometimes we confuse them with the Americans or with Austrians (Anyway those Anglos are all the same stupide thing).
  • New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball - Mon Nephew. Both Love Rugby, and helped moi In WW1 With Australie. Also Je Sorry For Bombing Your Ship In 1985. Never forget 2007 and 2011... Mais sometimes we confuse them with the Americans or Australians (Anyway those Anglos are all the same agaçante things).
  • Qatar-icon.png Qatarball, Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - Business partners from le Moyen Orient.
  • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - Mon nephew (The son of Espagne) and latin american BFF. Je helped him to customize his cool musique. Yuo remember "Last Tango in Paris"? I BEAT YUO 4-3 !!!! MESSI SUCKS HONHONHONHON !!
  • Chile-icon.png Chileball - Nephew. Je helped his people to escape in my clay after the coup d'Etat, mais now je think he is... okay. His présidente is of French, Swiss, Greek and Basque ancestry. (Yuor vin sucks!)
  • Iran-icon.png Iranball - He exports good Oil to moi and he like my Car Brands Peugeot, Citroën et Renault
  • Colombia-icon.png Colombiaball - Great Latino friend he makes great coffee, but MY VINE IA STILL MEJOR
  • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball - Nous love your chocolat, Gib more of your best chocolate! And aussi, gib more banks for ze riches!
  • Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball - Merci pour ze 12 points from ze televote in Eurovision 2017, je am happy vous like mon song zis year!
  • Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball - One of my favorite African sons! Great trading partner.
  • Mali-icon.png Maliball - Favorite African son. I help him removing ze jihadists on his clay.
  • Gabon-icon.png Gabonball - Puppet Adopted son in central Africa who have très bonnes relations with moi!
  • Tunisia-icon.png Tunisiaball - Il finally can into democracy, good for him! Very nice clay for vacationings.
  • India-icon.png Indiaball - Macron meet your prime minister! Also good friend. J'aime your food a lot. (Dont Scam moi!)
  • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball- I help train of his military in his clay. Loves mon Croissants and his people love visiting Paris. Thanks for not boycotting mon products.
  • Wallonia-icon.png Walloniaball - Mon son he wishes to unite with me. Shhhh don't let idiotic Belgium-icon.png know about this ok?
  • Niger-icon.png Nigerball - Mon African son who is of very poor. Am sorry for creating your borders... in which I not expect...*Pffft*... To Turn Out Looking Like Fried Chicken Drumstick!!! HONHONHONHONHON!!! ALSO YOUR NAME IS RACIST! YUO ARE NOT FULLY BLACK! DID I NOT TELL YUO THIS MY SON?  .Tu es un idiot
  • Iraq-icon.png Iraqball - Je helped you against ISIS. And Macron meet your prime minister! Vous are also a good friend.
  • China-icon.png Chinaball - yuo Loves my food, and i rely on him much.
  • Mauritania-icon.png Mauritaniaball - Mon African Kebab son. Uh, ze one with creepy smile that I gave him during my rampage. He loves me even after.
  • Chad-icon.png Chadball - Another son from Africa. One with bionic eyes I gave him as bye-bye gift and is very Chad-like.
  • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - Merci for the douze points at Eurovision 2018! Russie is annoying you, but yuo have mon moral support!
  • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Bravo for winnings Eurovision 2018, yuor song was great! (Though not as great as mine)
  • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - Elle est la Meilleure Korea.  I don't recognize North Korea-icon.png her evil twin. Also nice K-Pop! I also helped her in the Korean War. But should I return her some old books? (Oegyujanggak)
  • Kuwait-icon.png Kuwaitball I liked how he put my language on his schools 
  • Rats: MON CHEF
  • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - Is of commie, but he likes me cuz I played fair in cold war and trusts me. Also both can into WW2, But i banned  Communism because yuo invaded Poland-icon.png Polandball in WW2!.

Neutral (Frenemies)

  • UK-icon.png UKball - (My Ex-husband) Eternel perfide et barbare traitor. Rosbif vicieux. husband who choose to leave l'EU which is of very funny!!! honhonhon!!! Nous have so many warz togezer, but he supportings me in both World Wars. Don't forget that je have French-icon.png La Francophonie, who have more members than your Common what? British Empire-icon.png Commonwealth! HonHon... Ah; before je forget... your langage is very ugly. And your food... ehhh. Lamentable! Need help?
  • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Mon history et culture REALLY relate to yours but mon godson USAball told me toi did bad lastly. Cousin, tell je the truth! Tant que j'y suis, tanks for DAESH! Also Macron meet Vladimir Putin-icon.png Putin. He also hosted the 2018 FIFA World Cup which I won.
  • Basque-icon.png Basqueball (sometimes)- He est le weird son of Spain-icon.png Espagne who think he is of related to 6-icon.png 6balls because of his weird language. But seriously though REMOVE ASKATASUNA!!! LA PAYS BASQUE C'EST L'ESPAGNE!!! Lots of Basqueballs live in my clay but yuo are of keepings to yuorself so je ne of into hate yuo, but plox don't into ETA on moi.
  • Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball - My nephew. I am pyramidophile too! He of stronk against USAball's new président! BUT 1867 ZE WORST YEAR MON LIFE AND JE WANT BE FRIENDS!!
  • Haiti-icon.png Haitiball - Mon Caribbean rebellious son. Well... Do you regret your independence now? One more cataclysm?
  • Thailand-icon.png Thailandball - Many franceballs visits your country! BUT JE NEVER FORGET 1890!!!! HONHONHON!!! I hate more Siam. Don't make me addicted to farang=ATM.
  • Syria-icon.png Syriaball - My son. I promise je will help him aganist ISIS. BUT STOP SENDING MIGRANTS PLOX! DON'T YUO SEE WHAT HAPPEND IN PARIS & CALAIS??? MANY MANY MIGRANTS!!!
  • Romania-icon.png Romaniaball - He is mon eastern frère cadet, he loves moi and I love lui a bit. His capital it's called Little Paris or Eastern Paris. BUT STOP COPYING ME! Still, we both hate gypsies, so Je guess we can be amis.
  • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - He hate me right now because the Samuel Paty's assasination, and he want to boycott mon product. REMOVE KEBAB!!!!!
  • Algeria-icon.png Algeriaball - I tried to reconcile with him, but i failed, My President hates him.
  • Portugal-icon.png Portugalball - Brother, fan and janitor. I have a big Portugalball community in my clay. NEVER FORGET EURO 2016 FINALE!!! 2016 WORST MATCH OF HISTORY!!!! REMOVE YOU MISERABLE PETIT PAYS!!!! Mais, je liked your 2017 Eurovision song, it was ze very deserved winner. S'il te plait, build me a kitchen wall.
  • CSA-icon.png CSAball - Je wanted to support him in his War of Northern Aggression, also mon king said "a war without allies would be useless" but unfortunatey Unionball said that if I supported yuo, he would declare war on me, am sorry for not helping yuo!

Bande de cons / Ennemis (Enemies)

  • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - Yuo are beautiful aryens, and je don't hate toi but HOW DARE YOU REMOVE MON BEAUTIFUL BORK? IF YOU REMOVE IT THEN I WILL MAKE ONE MYSELF! HONHONHON, YOU CANNOT INTO WORLD CUP SEMIFINAL!!!
  • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - For the last time yuo cannot into EU! And CONTROL YOUR PRESIDENT PLOX! But we both hate that pedo-normalizer film...
  • Cameroon-icon.png Cameroonball - My son who HATE ME!!! MORE YUO INSULTING MOI, MORE JE WILL CONTROL YOURS ECONOMY!!! ZE WORST COLONY I HAVE!! STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR FORMER FAZER, GERMANY!!! Pitoyable petite m...
  • Donald Trump-icon.png Donald Trump - WTF??! WHY YOU IS REFUSER LES ACCORDS DU SOMMET DE PARIS! WHY! ALSO NEVER FORGIVINGS YUO FOR NAMINGS MY BEAUTIFUL AFRICAN SONS SHITHOLES!!! AND JE SUPPORT MURICA'S PEOPLE AGAINST YUO!!! HONHONHON, TOI LOST THE 2020 ELECTION!!! TEACH ME MORE ABOUT DEALING WITH MIGRANTS!!!
  • Croatia-icon.png Croatiaball (sometimes) - MAD COS I TOOK ISTRIA ONCE GIB ISTRIA. ALSO I REKT VOUS IN BOTH 1998 WORLD CUP SEMI FINAL ET ZE WORLD CUP 2018 FINAL! HONHONHON!
  • Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball - Remove ZE PIRATES FROM ZE SEA!! I SUPPORT EVERYONE AGIANST YOU!
  • England-icon.png Englandball - Just E V I L. Le DIABLE! Je will reduce you to the sickly exécrable and primitive half island you've always been. Well, je guess that opportunity is gone. Meh I guess nous are sort of friends,now, amis :/ Basically same relationship as UKball, except nous have more wars. Will help me when needed and vice-versa. Ah oui, je must thank toi for knocking Swedenball out of ze World Cup.
  • Catalonia-icon.png Cataloniaball - LA CATALOGNE C'EST L'ESPAGNE!!! SHUT UP ABOUT L'INDÉPENDANCE AND DEAL WITH IT YUO PETITE MERDE!!! YUO NOT OF PAYS REALMENT!!! I HATE YUO SO MUCH!!! Even though many Cataloniaballs live in my clay
  • Jair Bolsonaro-icon.png Jair Bolsonaro - HOW DARE YOU INSULT MACRON IN FRONT OF YOUR PEOPLE!?!? NOUS ARE TRYING TO HELP YOUR WILDFIRES AND VOUS CALL US A LIAR?! WE DON'T WANT TO MAKE YOU A COLONY! ACCEPT OUR AID AND STOP TRYING TO DETER RELATIONS! OR ELSE....... French Guyana-icon.png French Guianaball ANCHLUSS YOU!
  • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - U support terrorisme !! Also Curry STRONK!!
    • Pakistan-icon.png: STOP SUPORTTING INDIABALL YOU K*FIR BAGUETTE!!!! کباب مضبوط!
    • France-icon.png: WELL YOUR A SCUMBAG! REMOVE KEBAB!!!!!!!!!!
  • Iowa-icon.png Iowaball - FLEG STEELAR
  • Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball - YOU ARE ZE WORST KEBAB IN EXISTANCE!!! YOU ARE FAR WORST THAN TURKEY!!! REMOVE "ə" AND THEN GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY!!! YOU DISCRACEFULL KEBAB!!!!
    • Azerbaijan-icon.pngƏXCUSƏ MƏ DON'T TALK TO MƏ LIKE THAT YOU FRƏAKING HIPPOCRITƏ RƏMOVƏ BAGUTTƏ!!! 
  • Erdogan-icon.png Erdogan WHY YOU BLAME MACRON? YOU SAID THAT MACRON NEEDS MENTAL TREATMENT? WHAT'S WRONG TO BE SECULAR? REMOVE ERDOGAN KEBABISM DICTATORSHIP!! REMOVE!!! HON HON HON, you deserved that earthquake

FILS DE PUTES PIRES ENNEMIS!!! (biggest enemies)

  • 2019-nCoV.png COVID-19(AKA NOVEL CORONAVIRUS) - Jesus Christ!!!!!!- WHAT ZE?! YOU.... YOU..... YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL PAY WUHAN FOR RUINING MY TOURISM! MY MONEY! MERDE MERDE MERDE!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE ONE CITY RUINED ME, EUROPE, ITALY! AND EVEN CANADA?!!! MY DREAM IS RUINED! EIFFEL TOWER, ALL THE CHURCHES, SCHOOLS AND EVERYTHING IN RUINS!!!! CANADA WILL FIND A VACCINE AND SAVE US AND DESTROY YOU PIECE OF CRAP!!!! GET OUT STINKY VIRUS!!! YOU ARE STINKY!!! REMOVE STUPID VIRUS!!! I WILL CALL YOU THE STINKY-19, REMOVE!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU VIRUS!!! FINNALY THAT YOU ARE NOT A COMPUTER VIRUS!!! BUT YUO ALSO GAVE ME 1 MILLION PEOPLE INFECTED WITH YUO!!! REMOVE!!!
  • NETFLIX - Have a mind yuo petite merde. Yuor flim cannot into perfect for moi....ew! Remove Mignonnes, pedo-normaliser flims are not welcome!
  • CAE-icon.png Dictature Centrafricaine - Vous ne devriez pas exister vous dicateur du mal! VOUS SUPPRIMER !! LA VOITURE NE PEUT PAS DANS L'EMPIR. Ze Ne devrait pas exister.La RCA aurait été un bon pays économiquement bien sans ta salope! (Translate: You should not exist you dicator of evil! REMOVE!! CAR CANNOT INTO EMPIRE. Ze Shouldn't exist CAR would have been a good country economically without your bitch)
  • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - What ze..?! Yuo... yuo... (turns into Napoleonic Francetangle) France-icon (tangle).png YUO!!!!! YUO DETESTABLE ET PATHETIQUE RACLURE DE FOND DE CASSEROLE! YOU IMMONDE FIORITURE EXCREMENTAIRE DU DEMON! ENOUGH AVEC ZE ATTACKS, WHAT HAVE YUO DONE!!! CHARLIE HEBDO, PARIS, NICE, SAINT-ETIENNE DU ROUVRAY , CONFLANS-SAINTE-HONORINE AND THE CHAMPS-ELYSEES X2??!!!! F*** F*** ISIS!!!! REMOVE, REMOVE, REMOVE, RIDICULE ISISBALL, YUO ARE ZE WORST COUNTRYBALL OF LE MONDE AND L'HISTORIE!!!!! STOP RADICALIZING MONS PEUPLES WITH YUOR IDEOLOGIE!!!!! I - WILL - BURST YOU!! VA TE FAIRE FOUTRE SALE PETIT TERRORISTE DE MERDE! FUCK YOU EN LA DERRIERE! TAKE OPÉRATION CHAMMAL DANS TON POSTERIEUR! NOW GET OUT OF THIS FREAKING MAP NOW!!! Or else...France-icon (tangle).png
  • Gypsy-icon.png Gypsyball - REMOVE GYPSY FROM PREMISES!! I ALMOST REMOVE YOU, IF IT WASANT FOR THAT DEFORMED MAN THAT LIVES ON NOTRE DAME! U SUCH A FUCKING LEJAMILE TO M FUCKING NATION, FUCKING BITCH, BURN IN FUCKING HELL!
  • Brittany-icon.png Brittanyball - PAS D'INDÉPENDANCE!!! YUO ARE NOT OF REAL COUNTRY!!! LA BRETAGNE C'EST LA FRANCE!!! REMOVE BREZHONEG I HATE YUO SO MUCH!!! REMOVE L'INDÉPENDANCE FROM LE PREMISES!!! NON A L'INDÉPENDANCE!!! France-icon (tangle).pngOr else...France-icon (tangle).png
  • Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball - Take a Bir Hakeim and Dunkirk in tour face for life!!! 1940 WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE!! NEVER FORGET THE BLOODY HUMILIATION, PARTITION AND
  • Fire - NON! Mon Cathedral!
  • Chef Skinner- JE HATE YOU! YOU ALMOST RUINED LINGUNI'S CAREER
  • Gabriel Agreste and Nathalie Sancoeur - STOP AKUMATIZING INNOCENT PEOPLE!!! STAHP!!! JUST STAHP!!! France-icon (tangle).pngOr else...France-icon (tangle).png

Regional lands

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Metropolitan regionballs

France is divided into 18 administrative regions, including 13 metropolitan regions and 5 overseas regions.

The 13 metropolitan regions (including 12 mainland regions and Corsica) are each further subdivided into 2 to 13 departments, while the overseas regions consist of only one department each and hence are also referred to as "overseas departments". The current legal concept of region was adopted in 1982, and in 2016 what had been 27 regions was reduced to 18.

Overseas regionballs

How to draw

Draw a black circle, then fill the left with blue,

Then fill the right with Red, and leave the middle with white.

Draw the eyes and you're done.

And if you want to, you can add a beret for coolness. 405x405px|centre|link=

Gallery

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