Georgiaball is a
countryball Lil Nas X southern state that betrayed the Republicans in USAball. It was founded on the principle of forgiving colonials in debts.
A common stereotype involving Georgiaball in Polandball is that it is frequently confused with
the impostor Georgiaball. He likes the show The Walking Dead, because of this and other stereotypes, he may be shown sporting a sheriff's hat and revolver.
Georgiaball, like other Southern states from the USAball is one of the states with the highest number of 8balls, these 8balls are descendants of slaves that came from from countryballs like Angolaball, Congoball, Guineaball, Democratic Republic of Congoball, Togoball, Nigeriaball, Senegalball, Gambiaball, Beninball, Cameroonball, Ivory Coastball, Ghanaball, etc.
Georgia colonyball, later Georgiaball, was clay bought from 3ball by UKball. Spainball wanted Gerorgia colonyball's clay and fought for several years in the war of (
Leeroy Robert) Jenkin's ear. eventually Georgia colonyball grew-up and was inspired by a Cool Dude to fight UKball. He ratified the Constitution on January 2, 1788 and is the fourth to do so.
Georgiaball's original clay was into clay of Alabamaball, Mississippiball, and Tennesseeball. The Yazoo land fraud started when trilluminati devised a plan to trick Georgiaball into selling clay cheaply and then profit for monies. USAball gib monies to Georgiaball as a way to resolve the Yazoo land fraud and for Georgiaball to gib clay to make into Alabamaball and Mississippiball. As a result of the Yazoo land purchase, there was a lot of political upheaval of Georgiaball's clay. because of his colonial charter, sometimes Georgiaball joke that Californiaball is into his clay. this is because UKball purposefully worded the charter so all lands west of Georgiaball belong to him.
The charter defines the lower boarder as the 31st parallel and the northern border as the 35th parallel. Other stateballs have similar charters and overtime they have changed due to treaties, a number of scandals, and contested boarders due to poor wording. Some of the other stateballs include:
- New Yorkball - claimed Canada and all lands west
- Pennsylvaniaball -contested NYball for western lands
- Virginiaball -minor discrepancy with Pennsylvaniaball
- North Carolinaball -(A.K.A. Carolinaball according to charter) was revised many times.
- South Carolinaball -was overruled in favour of Georgiaball
- Floridaball (A.K.A. Spanish Empireball) -in constant contest with Georgiaball
The charters of these balls' clay probably lead to USAball feeling entitled to all lands west of him and this developed into manifest destiny.
The Trail of Tears
After much of the land discrepancy of the post-colonial period, Georgiaball found monies (gold) in his clay and this lead to many balls rushing to his clay to help him pick it up and dig it out. Other stateballs found monies, but the vast majority was on his clay, especially near Dahlonegaball's clay. However, due to treaties, this clay was shared by many 3balls and was hard for Georgiaball to get at. despite a long shared history with the most important Cherokeeball (chieftain) and Georgiaball (governor) being brothers, Georgiaball, with the help of USAball, moved a lot of 3balls to what is now Oklahomaball. The stateballs of Mississippiball, Floridaball, Alabamaball, North Carolinaball, and Tennesseeball also participated in The Trail of Tears. Many 3balls died on the way and the route was duly named the Trail of Tears. Georgiaball has since made many attempts to bring back 3balls and make them more welcome, but this is not always well-recieved and has led to animosity between Oklahomaball and the southeastern stateballs.
The Civil War
Antebellum period and Fort Sumter's capture
The era after the trail of tears was dominated by manifest destiny, which brought into several growing problems such as the 3/5th clause and immigration, which stressed the political and civil construct of the American constitution. This led to a political divide in northern and southern stateballs, as prior to this political union (called parties) were divide by political lines only, as the divide grew regional divides caused politics to shift over how to admit new stateballs into the union and their status on slavery. The north and south agreed that all new states would decide, however, both sides didn't play fair with both the north and south sending massive numbers of balls to be residents in these fledgeling territories, so as to rig the elections into being a slaver or free state. The violence causes an event know as bleeding Kansas,
when Missouriball repeatedly stabbed Kansasball, when Missouriball tried to force Kansasball into becoming a slaver-state.
After tension built there was a presidential election and the north with its greater political power and the free population was all but assured to win in its demands, with republican candidate Abraham Lincoln. This, along with the growing resentment for the Northerballs' seemingly unstoppable political will, lead to the southernballs deciding that they were too different to remain in one union. Each stateball crafted its own secession and broke from the union. Immediately after their secession they banded together and formed CSAball. Georgiaball seceded on January 19, 1861 and was one of the eleven to do so.
Despite the allegations of the unconstitutionality of secession, the newly elected Lincoln and his predecessor could not attack the south outright for secession or the issue of slavery. During the south's reclaiming of federal installations on their clay, many federal officers refused to surrender them. This lead to a further building of tension, especially at Fort Sumter. Lincoln, as a bid to claim an unprovoked attack, attempted to reinforce the fort under the guise of a resupply of food and medical goods, the ship sent contained, in addition to the goods, solders, ammo, and other military supplies. the South Carolina army of Confederateball, not wanting to yield to Federal deception, fired on the ship. the attempted resupply of fort Sumter and the ship's supplies was seen as an act of war, and then CSAball proceeded to fire on Fort Sumter. Lincoln then used this as a Casus Belli (reason for war) and declared the north had been attacked. The southernballs had sent an envoy to discuss peace but was refused as the northernballs did not want to recognize Confederateball. there was much fighting and later USAball enacted the anaconda plan.
March to the sea
A part of this plan had USAball marching across Georgiaball's clay and burning his fields and cotton. Georgiaball along with forces provided by Confederateball tried to stop the assault and turn back the northernball's army this lead to the battle of Chickamaugua. The Cofederateball forces while successful in routing the Northernball's army failed to prevent them from recovering and regrouping. the reinforce northernball's army marched south to Atlantaball. the Confederateball forces lost the siege and Atlantaball was raised to the ground. the northern forces then marched to savannaball where they raised it and set the warehouses, where Georgiaball had been storing his cotton reserves, on fire. from that point forward, Georgiaball was unable to produce significant efforts to winning the war for Confederateball. Eventually Virginaiball surrendered on behalf of Confederateball and ended the war.
- see CSAball for more information
The period of reconstruction marked a dark period of Georgiaball's history, with USAball often abusing his powers and causing problems within Georgiaball and the other southernballs as a bid to make them better and end slavery. this is probably when Georgiaball lost his eye, as USAball attempted to take his seal to put on offical papers, but failed to do so, so he made a new one that has several flaws. This created strong resentment, and brotherhood among southernerballs. this animosity lead to the creation of KKKball, Blackpantherball, and other supremacyballs. This lead to a phenomenon know as the solid south. as a persistent disdain for federal repression and disagreement over federal laws, many southern stateballs changed their flags look to be more like Confederateball; the use of Confederateball's flag and similar flags spread as a way to remember those that died in the war.
Because of continued distrust between 8balls and cueballs in the south, the Jim crow laws were developed as a way to create a resolution of hate and anger left unresolved and agitated by the northernballs. In order to prevent an insurrection among southernballs, USAball ignored them.
Atlantaball was reconstructed and adopted the phoenix as its symbol, as the city was destroyed during the March to the Sea and was raised from the ashes. the areas devastated by the March to the Sea slowly recovered and that recovery changed southern culture. as an example, many of Georgiaball's favorite dishes are often cheap, widely available, and include entrees that are generally seen as uncivilized or barbaric. Such dishes include chitlins (intestines), collard greens, grits, peanuts, and other similar foods. today we don't find these foods to be all that unappetizing, but during the time only desperate, poor and starving balls would dare to eat them. It's symbol is the reason why most of Atlanta's sports teams are named after birds, like the Falcons (who just lost the Super Bowl to those cheaters) and the Hawks. In the 2020 presidential election, Georgia's voters voted for Biden more, marking the first time since the 1970s that Georgiaball voted for Biden.
- I'm Allies with pretty much everyone, but I want to give out my special thanks to these Allies down here:
- Floridaball - He's pretty much my brother, south of me. I'm not sure why he looks like a you know what... for some reason. I really love taking vacations on his turf, especially Walt Disney World in Orlandoball's clay. Fingers crossed, buddy!
- Iranball - Sure he might be enemies with my father, but overall, a pretty cool guy! We hardly interacted until 1997, surprisingly. We traded our education from city to city.
- USAball - My protective father of mine. He basically hates terrorists, just like I do. Even though I never had any so far. His shades reminds me of someone familiar, but I can't put my nonexistent hand on it.
- Texasball - He's basically my southern brother that borders Taco to the south. The only thing that concerns me is that... he... has... DESERTS! He also got cowboys.
He likes Old Town Road just like me.He also dislikes liberals just like me.. and never mind we aren’t friends anymore because he thinks I betrayed him and his hillbilly gang
- - YUO HAVE BETRAYED US ALL AND DESTROYED AMERICA YOU NEWLY MADE LIBTARD. WE ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE SINCE YOUR A LIBTARD NOW AND A ALLY OF Californiaball!!!!
- - Dude, it was just a motherf*cking election! Can you let me slide just one time? Otherwise, let’s just say that New York Cityball wouldn’t be the only one to suffer... so you better f*cking watch it if you know what’s good for you! Plus it was only 1 time.
It will be 2
- Mexicoball - I don’t know why some of my close friends have complicated relations with him, but I like him! Don’t listen to some bastards who wish you should die in a hole, I will always be by your side! Hopefully, our relations will strengthen in the upcoming years!
- Illinoisball - He's one of my cool friends in the Midwest, kinda chilling, rowdy, and also optimistic sometimes. I always go to his clay just to see people end up in the hospital for absolutely no reason at all.
- Canadaball - He can be bland sometimes, but overall, a pretty cool guy. I normally recognize him as a American Rip-off sometimes, normally when his clay ALMOST looks exactly the same as my father's clay.
- Pennsylvaniaball - Although we lost the semi-finals to them, at least they won over the cheaters. But why do yuo hate my close allies? What did they do to yuo??
South Ossetiaball, Abkhaziaball, and Crimeaball- I recognize you.
- Nauruball - He’s an intriguing island that’s the size of a freaking ant. He always tend to consume his food fried
lord only knows why. I really think his nature and scenery is quite appealing to me and my friends; he also hates this kartvelian name stealing bastard.
- Indianaball - He likes most states for no reason at all, so I decided to like him in return. However, HAWKS ARE BETTER THAN THE PACERS!!
- Wisconsinball - Practically the same exact reason as to why I like that guy.
- Venezuelaball - We both hate that name stealer, but he hates my father, though. Please don’t tell him that I like yuo. I don’t want him to kill me.
- Russiaball - Basically a drunk guy who likes crashing cars. I like him and his sense of culture. He has complicated relationships with my father, but I still like him either way!
- UKball - He’s cool and all, but DON’T YUO EVER COLONIZE US EVER AGAIN!!! He loves his tea and has nice scenery, but he could work on the whole “oral hygiene” thing going on with him
if it’s true.
- Japanball - Who the hell doesn’t like him? Really who doesn’t? He is such a great person to spend time with! He is a whole lot cleaner than a few other careless bastards. He adores anime and even dirty pornography. He is also home to those the terrorists of all insects, the Asian Giant Hornet. I love him more than any other Asian country that I could think of! The only thing you need to do is to please forgive the adorable Saudi! He is constantly begging for your forgiveness!
- Californiaball - I’m not sure why some of my fellow retar tds hate him so much, but I love him! He’s quite similar when performing certain comparisons between him and myself. We both have large film industries, even though
mine is bigger hahahahis movies look better in my opinion. I fucking love his bands; they bring so much vibe out in his clay! Although he is quite blue, I really don’t mind it. I recently turned blue not too long ago, and it’s not terrible. It’s extremely different, but it’s not bad. He is home to some amazing sports teams! There are a lot of Chargers, UCLA, USC, and Lakers fans in my clay! He is also home to some amazing YouTubers such as Markiplier, SkiddyTV, AnimationEpic, Edwins Generation, and a whole bunch more! I always feel bad when your clay is set ablaze, I wish you would get a whole lot more rain at times. We also share similar relations with other countries from the globe; we both like Philippinesball and Armeniaball and we both hate Vietnamball. Wait, WHY DO YUO HATE Saudi Arabiaball?!?!?! WHAT DID HE EVER DO TO YOU??? I THOUGHT YOU LIKED HIM 😭😢!!!
- - I appreciate your compliments! But I do not hate Saudi Arabiaball. I like him as much as you do, but he is constantly stealing my water!
- Saudi Arabiaball - He is my favorite foreign partner! Although I export some of my materials to other nations more frequently, I still fucking love this guy! He is unique, defensive, and quite strategic. Despite having some ridiculous laws on his citizens, he is not a bad person to stick by with! I don’t know why my relative Texasball hates him, but I sure as hell don’t! ISLAM IS OF BEST RELIGION!!!
- Qatarball - I sometimes call him “Mr. Krabs” just to be funny. He is quite lucky to be the richest country on the surface of the globe! We both like Iranball and hate the kebab killer.
- - *laughs like Mr. Krabs* Me secret formuler shall not be stolen by Plankton!
- - On point!
- Finlandball - His people are practically the Tom Bradies of all of ice hockey. I sometimes don’t get why he is depressed sometimes, but he is cool nonetheless. He’s also very cute 🥰!
- Oregonball - He is close friends with Californiaball and he is home to the overrated Ducks. Speaking of which, there are quite a number of Ducks fans in my clay, FUCK THE BEAVERS!!! He is also the home of The Simpsons
not fair. Hopefully, yuo can forgive me for defeating yuor Timbers in the 2018 MLS Finals.
- Marylandball - He calls me his “best friend”, even though I have better friends though, he’s still close. And before you say anything else; yes, I will annex the arrogant motherfucker. But however, the Terrapins are shit!
- Iowaball - We are both sort of related with our personalities because we are both quite snappy. I have a lot of Hawkeye fans in his clay, but why do you hate Californiaball?!?!?!
- Minnesotaball - Sometimes when I come to up to visit him, I feel like my
sexy“Wii remote” shrinks to the size of a Tic Tac. It’s so fucking cold!! I just like him just because I want to have friends; plus, he has some amazing Caribou Coffee! Sweet Jesus!
- Philippinesball - Asian Sister outside US. All US States knows her because my father colonized her in 1900s. Ohh man you're growing up right now. We're so proud of you. *sobbing*
- New Jerseyball - We both can into having tons of Muslims residents in both of our clays!
- Coloradoball - Extremely stoned ally. However, I am more of a Chargers person when it comes to the AFC West...
- Serbiaball - I usually like him, but please stop removing kebab!
- Maineball - Wait, do I know him??
- Alabamaball - He’s a dumbass redneck who is west of my clay. He’s sort of average, but THE CRIMSON TIDE SUCKS ASS! WHY WOULD YOU CHEAT IN ALMOST EVERY GAME THAT YUO PLAY IN??? YOU WEST DIVISION REDNECKS CAN BURN IN HELL FOR ALL I FUCKING CARE!!! At least he likes Pakistan.
- New Yorkball - He’s okay if I had to give an honest opinion about him. He’s kind of dull, boring and somewhat lazy, and he has the tendency to SUCK BIG at sports. Furthermore, YUO SHALL NOT THE THE EMPIRE STATE, YUO ARE JUST AN IMPOSTER!! CALI DESERVES TO BE THE REAL EMPIRE STATE; HE’S BETTER THAN YUO!! Besides from that, we both have large film industries and we like the Atlantic coastline. His pizza is not too shabby; I like it 👌😋!
- South Carolinaball - Southern relative to the East of my clay. We both like college football and hate the Crimson Tide, but YUOR GAMECOCKS AND TIGERS WILL NEVER DEFEAT MY BULLDOGS AND YELLOW JACKETS!! My teams are way better than yours, SO STOP PROVING ME WRONG! Also, Y U NO KEBAB?!?! STOP BEING ENEMIES WITH MY FELLOW MUSLIM FRIENDS PLOX?!
- Belarusball - She’s a f*cking jerk! She always views my father as some evil “burger” dictator or some sh*t! Stop it! Besides from that, she is actually trying to improve relations, and is friends with Idahoball.
- Vermontball - He is enemies with some of my friends, but we are both close friends with Californiaball. He is extremely defensive about his maple syrup, and I’ll have to admit it tastes yummy! *smacks lips*
- Louisianaball - One of my Southern relatives who is a “western province” of Franceball. He is okay in some areas, while some of his towns are collapsing. Hurricanes are slamming on his coast, his economy is torn apart, cities like Bogalusa & Ruston are malodorous, and trash is piling everywhere. Wait, you are friends with Californiaball? That’s great! However, one factor that is makes me sick are his sports teams. The Saints & Pelicans suck so bad that not even the state that sucks at sports would take them! The Saints stink in the playoffs, while the Pelicans are a dumpster fire ever since they moved back to Louisiana! *gags*
- Georgiaball (country) - NAME STEALER!!! HE STOLE MY NAME!! FOR GOD SAKES CALL YOURSELF SAKARTVELO (BECAUSE YOU ARE KARTVELIAN)!!! 🍑
- Ukraineball - The name stealer's best friend.
- North Koreaball - You think that you are SO great, don’t you??? I will not support yuo unless you get your shit together! You’re even worse than this bastard!! Can yuo just re-establish relations with my father, please!?!?
- Massachusettsball - STOP CHEATING IN THE NFL YOU BASTARD!! I am able to tolerate your Red Sox, Bruins, and even the Celtics; but the Patriots have got to go! You deserve to lose Tom Brady! He will never come back!
- CSAball - YOU DESERVED TO DIE IN HELL YOU RACIST PIECE OF SH*T! I will never go down the path of racism ever again!!!
- ISISball - Although you are a Muslim, YOU ARE A MOTHERF*CKING PSYCHOPATH YOU IGNORANT DICKWEED!!! I SHALL NEVER BECOME FRIENDS WITH YUO
until I want to kill those bastards!!! YUO ALWAYS KILL PEOPLE FOR NO F*CKING REASON AT ALL; AND MOST OF THE TIME, YOU BLAME IT ON SOMEONE ELSE!!! I SWAER TO GOD, IF YOU ATTACK SOME OF MY FAVORITE STATES, YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET THE DAY YOU WERE BORN!!!
- Ohiorawr - You are basically a poor, corrupt, white trash piece of shit in the worst region in the U.S.! We all can’t stand your f*cking bullsh*t! You ALWAYS give the Midwest a bad reputation! Also, Cali and the Lakers deserve LeBron James, not yuo! GO F*CK YOURSELF!!!
- - GO BACK TO THE MIDDLE EAST YOU F*CKING Commiefornian SUPPORTING PIECE OF SH*T! I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL YOU SOUTHERN WHABBIST!
- Mississippiball - I’ll admit, I’m a little redneck in some areas, BUT YUO ARE REDNECK IN A WHOLE BUNCH OF F*CKING AREAS!! GET YUOR F*CKING HEAD OUT OF THE PAST, CRACKER!!! I DONT CARE IF YOU CHANGED YOUR FLAG; IT LOOKS LIKE SH*T!! DONT YOU DARE TRY TO BE MY FRIEND, F*CKHEAD!!!
- Chinaball - You we’re the one who caused the pandemic, YOU RUINED THR FUCKING WORLD YOU BLIND, IGNORANT, HOMOPHOBIC F*CK! YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING RIGHT, AND EVEN THEN YOUR ANNOYING ASS WOULD SHOUT OUT SH*T THAT WOULDN’T MAKE ANY F*CKING SENSE! YOUR TOURISTS ARE THE WORST THAT I HAD TO EVER ENDURE! ESPECIALLY YOUR WOMEN!!! F*CK YUO!!!
How to draw
This is how to draw Georgiaball:
- Divide the basic circle shape into three horizontal stripes
- Color them of red, white and red
- Color the up-left quarter of this blue
- Draw a yellow seal of Georgia (without background)
- Surround it with 13 white stars
- Draw the right eye and you've finished.