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3 October 1990 - Present
Relations and opinions
Old Traitor but still friend
Best Kebab friend
Kebab trading friend
Historical ally (sometimes)
we both like to wörk
Mein alter ego
NEIN ZUR UNABHÄNGIGKEIT!!! (sometimes)
My Dark Future
Mein alter ego too
2-0(Only in soccer)
German Rock and Metal bands (Accept, Bonfire, Helloween, Kreator, Lacrimosa, Destruction, Scorpions, Blind Guardian, Rammstein)
🎶 The song 99 Luftballons
🎶 The band Alphaville
Even more Wörk
Driving fast on der Autobahn
Leather (especially the whips), N*dity, Anschluss, eating delicious Döner, apologising to Heiliges Land, breaking Brazilball, making Brazilball cry, public humiliation of Brazilball, torturing Brazilball, experimenting on Brazilball, raping Brazilball, Arbeit in the BDSM porn industry while drinking Bier (made from Brazilian tears), Wörk
But Most Importantly, Making Fun Of Thai National Anthem, TF2 medic
World War II jokes
Video Games with blood and gore
being called a Nazi
Google Street View
Leopold Slikk (Angry German Kid)
Mein böser Vater
Roblox Display Usernames
The first two stanzas of Deutschlandlied or our anthem (not really)
Getting Knocked out of the World Cup
| West Germanyball
Is of importants
Can into space?
Germs the Federal Republic of Germoney Federal Republic of Cash Money Germanyball, is a very wealthy sovereign stateball and a federal parliamentary republic in central-western Europe. He includes 16 constituent stateballs, covers an area of 357 021 square kilometers, and has a largely temperate seasonal climate. Its capital and largest cityball is Berlinball. With about 83.13 million inhabitants, Germanyball is the most populous member state of the
European Unionball (EUball). After United Statesball, he is the second most popular human migration destination.
Germanyball is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball (his son); this also applies for the G7, alongside USAball, Canadaball, UKball, Italyball, Franceball (his wife), and Japanball. Recently, he is stuck with immigrants incidents.
Germanyball is often portrayed as an overly hard-working, stern, popular countryball who holds other countryballs up to high standards and often berates them
and sends them into debt if they don't meet them. However, under the layer of his stereotypical stoicism is a more tender, caring character, trying to repent for the pain his past has caused. He can also into smashing computer keyboards.
His national day is on October 3rd.
- 1 History
- 2 Role in Polandball Comics
- 3 Personality
- 4 Relationships
- 5 Constituent states
- 6 How to draw
- 7 Flag colors
- 8 Gallery
Before 1871, Germanyball was known as Kingdom of Prussiaball, from 1866 onwards, as North German Confederationball. After Franceball's defeat in 1815, the numerous German Stateballs, who had formerly been under the protection of Austrian Empireball and the HREball were now defenseless. Prussia took over as the leader of the German Confederation following Austria's 1848 revolutions, and a sense of German unity grew amongst the German stateballs. In 1864 They defeated Denmarkball in the First Schleswig War together, then Prussia managed to defeat Austria in 1866 to form the North German Confederation. In 1870-71, Kingdom of Prussiaball led a hugely successful campaign against Franceball for her Alsace-Lorraineball; this drew in the South German Stateballs, and in 1871, they proclaimed the German Empireball in France Palace of Versailles. Prussia
Anschlussed unified with the stateballs' clay to create the German Empireball, and despite the fact that the other stateballs being able to control their own clay (The German Empire used a confederation-style government), Kingdom of Prussiaball's mind was very much in control.
In 1874 as the German Empireball, Kingdom of Prussiaball started minting German Imperial coins, he hosted the 1878 Berlin Conference after the Russo-Turkish War, and the German Empireball started trying to play catchup to the other colonial powers of Europe- in 1884 he hosted the Berlin Conference, and the Congo Conference the following year, to divide up African 8ball lands among imperialist European countryballs. He adopted Togoball, Burkina Fasoball, Beninball, Cameroonball, Papua New Guineaball, Namibiaball, Tanzaniaball, Ugandaball, Rwandaball, and Burundiball as colonial subjects.
In the 1890s, the German Empireball started becoming more and more aggressive. It had started the League of Three Emperors with Austria-Hungaryball and Imperial Russiaball in 1873, but this was disbanded, and in 1882 he formed the Triple Alliance with Austria-Hungaryball and Italyball. However, by the 1890s and 1900s, UKball and Franceball were drawing closer, as was Imperial Russiaball, to form the Triple Entente in response to Germanyball's policy of Weltpolitik in the 1900s.
In 1904 he committed a genocide against 8balls rebelling against his son German Southwest Africaball, and in 1900 he had sent troops to Qing Chinaball's clay, and in 1897 to Crete, examples of his imperialist policies. In 1906 he started a naval arms race against his cousin UKball, over the Dreadnought battleship, raising tensions in Europe even further, especially after the 1905 and 1911 Morrocan crises. In 1914, with tension building among the European powers, Serbiaball killed Austria-Hungaryball's Archduke, and the alliance systems dragged all the major powers into a major war.
Germanyball became a military dictatorship, Reichtangle in the war, he raped Belgiumball and Luxembourgball in August 1914, but was pushed back by Franceball at the River Marne, and beaten to the sea by UKball, thwarting his Schlieffen Plan as Russiaball mobilised against him, and both sides made war on the Western Front.
He allied with Bulgariaball, and Ottoman Empireball, but was betrayed by Italyball and Romaniaball in 1915. His colonial adoptive sons were captured by UKball and Franceball's adoptive children, his Tsingtao was taken by Japanball, and after he sunk the Lusitania, USAball got angry with him. However, it still took until the Zimmerman Telegram in 1917 to get USAball into the war. At the same time, Russiaball was secretly infected with Communism and Bolsheviks rebelled when his father became a republic, and exited the war after the 1918 Treaty of Brest-Litvosk. By now he was exhausted after four years of war, and as his colonies and allies surrendered to the Allies, Reichtangle launched the last push, which was countered by the Hundred days Offensive in August 1918, and he had a revolution to become a republic in November. Shortly after, he signed an Armistice on the 11th of November 1918, and the Great War came to a close with his defeat. He was mutilated beyond belief, and Germanyball was left to take the blame for the War.
In 1919 Germanyball was facing demands from the right and left wing parties, with lots of outbreaks of revolution and Putsch attempts everywhere. He was presented with the humiliating Treaty of Versailles in 1919 at the Paris Peace Conference and had to disband his navy and most of his army, demilitarise the Rhinelands, and pay the Allies £ 6,600,000,000 in war reparations. He also lost clay to Franceball, Belgiumball, Polandball, Lithuaniaball, Czechoslovakiaball, and Denmarkball, and all his adoptive children were adopted by UKball, Franceball, or Japanball. Alsace-Lorraine was returned to Franceball, who invaded his Saarland and Ruhr in 1923-25 when Germanyball couldn't pay his reparations that year due to hyperinflation and economic troubles. He was banned from international affairs but was bailed out by the Dawes and Young plans by USAball in 1924 & 1929, then was accepted back into the international community in 1925 after he signed the Locarno Treaties, and then the 1928 Kellog-Briand Disarmament Pact. He joined the League of Nations in 1926, and his economy and culture prospered in the 'Goldene Zwanziger'.
However when USAball had a stock market crash and went broke in 1929, the world's investors went broke, and Germanyball looked to extremist parties to find a solution. Feeling humiliated and with a desire for revenge for the defeat suffered in the First World War and he became Nazi Germanyball in 1933, and in 1935 began openly re-arming, then he invaded the Saar, rearmed the Rhinelands, and hosted the Oympics in 1935-36. He aligned with Italyball and Empire of Japanball in 1939, after having Anschlussed Austriaball in 1938, as well as taking the Sudetenland from Czechoslovakia in July 1938. He then took advantage of the Munich Agreement, and UKball & Franceball's appeasement policy to annex the rest of Czechoslovakiaball's clay, making Slovakiaball into a puppet state. In 1939 after the non-aggresion pact with the communist Sovietball, Germanyball invaded Polandball's clay in September 1939, beginning the Second World War in Europe.
In 1939, Nazi Germanyball and Sovietball partitioned Polandball's clay, then he blitzkrieged through Western Europe, raping Denmarkball, Norwayball, Netherlandsball, Belgiumball (again!), annexing Luxembourgball in 1940, then raping Franceball in May 1940. UKball evacuated the continent at Dunkirk, afterwhich Germanyball fought his RAF with the Luftwaffe, then tried to bomb him into submission. After UKball stood triumphant after the bombardment, Nazi Germanyball turned on Yugoslaviaball and Greeceball, then on Sovietball in June 1941. Operation Barbarossa initially saw his troops roll through the Western SSRball's clay, and take Smolensk, then advance to within 10 kilometers of Moscow. However the weather drove him back, and Sovietball began pushing him back. He then besieged Leningrad, and tried to hold Stalingrad in the south, where he fought the largest battle in history against Sovietball's troops in December 1942-January 1943. Meanwhile, he also invaded the Free France territories of North Africa, with Vichy Franceball and Italyball's help.
Nazi Germanyball also rounded up Gypsyballs, Jewcubes, and Communists, as well as Jehovah's Witnesses, rebels, political opponents, and homosexuals to exterminate them in death camps from 1942 onwards. But he was defeated at El Alamein and Stalingrad in 1943, and pushed back in North Africa by UKball and USAball, who had joined the war in December 1941. He fought Sovietball's tanks at Kursk, then Kharkov, but was pushed back into Polandball's clay. By mid-1944, he was on the retreat, and after D-Day saw the Allies liberate Franceball's clay, and Italyball switch sides, he was on the verge of defeat. He tried to hide evidence of the Final Solution and the Holocaust, but this was uncovered by Sovietball, who 'liberated' the Eastern European nations. As the Western Allies pushed up the Ardennes after the 1944-45 Battle of the Bulge, and Sovietball pushed into East Preußen, Nazi Germanyball panicked, and by February 1945 Sovietball and the Allies were in Berlin.
He committed suicide in April 1945, and the war ended with V-E day on the 8th-9th of May 1945 in Europe. Afterwards, his
corpse clay was divided into four occupied zones, each administered by Franceball, USAball, UKball, and Sovietball. Germanyball's soul was in the limbo, where he saw that everything that he committed was evil. In the limbo Deathball was his judge and will send Germanyball... to a hot place. Germanyball revealed to Deathball that he was sorry for all his sins and begged for a new chance. Deathball, seeing Germanyball kneeling and crying desperately begging for a new chance, accepted that it would give Germany a new chance ... but on one condition: Germanyball would be split in two by a blow from the Deathball scythe. (Polandball says that Germanyball became a Christian born-again, Estoniaball says that this is only a dream that Germanyball had in a coma... it depends on the point of view).
ReichRawr was formed in 1948, when the Western Allies combined their occupation zones into a piece of clay to gift to Nazi Germany's reanimated body (half of his body actually) West Germany, who joined NATO next year, along with the other Western Allies. In 1949, Sovietball adopted East Germanyball (the other half of Germanyball's body), and tried to blockade West Berlin. The Western Allies responded by airlifting supplies in. The Cold War had begun.
In the 1950s, the Cold War saw NATO re-build West Germany and West Berlin, to show it off against the Eastern Bloc communist nations. Sovietball put down a rebellion by East Germanyball in 1953, and built a wall around West Berlin in 1961. In 1957, his brother West Germanyball married Franceball, and had a child with her, EUball after the 1956 Treaty of Rome. In the 1960s, East Germanyball tried to cross the wall many times, but was punished by Sovietball each time he tried. In the later 1960s, West Germanyball would use Ostpolitik to try to improve relationships with his brother and his adoptive father, resulting in the detente in the 1970s, despite the many nuclear missiles placed at the Iron Curtain on the border with East Germanyball's clay.
By the 1980s, however, tensions were high once again, the Able Archer war games in 1983 almost scared Sovietball into launching his own missiles, thinking they were a pre-emptive nuclear missile strike, closely averting a nuclear crisis. In the late 1980s, however, Sovietball's relaxed policies of Glasnost and Perestroika led to East Germanyball and his other forcibly-adopted siblings to protest for their self-determination. In 1989, Hungaryball and Czechoslovakiaball tore down the Iron Curtain, and the Berlin Wall fell on the 9th of November 1989, and USAball's capitalist brands and ideals poured into the former Eastern Bloc almost overnight. In 1990, the Cold War wrapped up, as the two re-united Germanyballs were reunified in June 1990 to form a unified Germanyball once again.
Ever since his reunification in 1990, Germanyball has been busy apologising to Israelcube, and giving him apology guilt-monies, as well as continuing to re-pay his WWI war reparations until 2010. He has been running the EU, and prepping his son EUball to become
the Fourth/Merkelreich more tolerant of refugees, and lending the PIIGS Euromonies, which he adopted in 1999. In 2005, Germanyball can into female leadership. He is now happily married to Franceball, and enjoys a stable relationship with most of Europe after he apologized about the Second World War and the Holocaust (even to Polandball). He now lives in peace, prosperity and progress now. He only uses his power to the good and now is the most popular countryball of the Europe. He overcame his past and now even helps countryballs in the Ex-Dictatorships Anonymous to overcame their past.
Since the migrant crisis, millions of kebabs came into Germany and changed the everyday life.
Role in Polandball Comics
Germanyball appears in most comics (as well as Forms of Deutschland) and he and Franceball are married and the parents of the
Merkelreich European Union. On occasion, he also goes by the name of "Germoney", a portmanteau of "Germany" and "money". France does not allow Germany into box.
Germanyball is a very "stark" and rich country, the breadwinning father-figure of the European Union, and his wealth being the reason for his nickname "Germoney." His most defining characteristic was his workaholism, a serious and efficient man who always abides by the rules and a work ethic only rivalled by East Asian countryballs. He does not tolerate any mistakes he made, is a neat freak, and happens to have a rather pessimistic nature. Unfortunately, being the breadwinner of the European family meant that he had to babysit the more troublesome adopted countryballs such as Italyball, and most especially the cancer that is killing the Euro. And of course to pay for the reparations. Also, these other countries have a lot of excuses to make Germany "gib" money. ("Holocaust holocaust")
His cynical personality was justified, though, by the fact that he had a dark and troubled past, a past that he never wants to talk about. When he (as fragmented German countryballs) lived in poverty conditions while Franceball and UKball were bullying them and treating them like shit; whose adoptive Grandfather was an über-strict and overbearing disciplinarian dedicated to Blood and Iron; whose dreams of "Unity, Justice and Freedom" was repeatedly shattered apart and was reflected in the large amounts of pessimistic philosophy present in German culture (e.g. Schopenhauer, Nietzsche, etc.); and went through not just one, but two of the worst mental breakdowns the world has ever seen. He still never had his dream of unity come true as he was halved between West Germanyball and East Germanyball. The traumatic chaos that defined most of Germanyball's life became his defining motivation into the struggle and search for that glimpse of Order and Efficiency. He worked his most, just to get even the tiniest taste of that dream he had never come true. And the German Unity Day was the perfect opportunity to acquire this distant ambition he had worked for all his life at last. Even if he today is the breadwinner of the European Union with lots of Euromonies, he is simply not just satisfied with that newly acquired Order: he will work his most to maintain it in its peak efficiency no matter what. Anything, just to escape his past.
But to look at Germanyball as nothing but a "Sauerkraut" in a perpetual depression tortured by such a traumatic past is a huge misconception. If the phrase "Work hard, play hard" could be personified into a countryball, it may very well be Germany. Yes, the numerous Germanyballs were adopted by Kingdom of Prussiaball, but one of those adopted Germanyballs was, of course Bavariaball. You know, the Beer Capital of the World. Bavariaball seems to be the opposite of what everything Kingdom of Prussiaball was: Not Blood and Iron for a few von somethings, but Beer and Polka for Everybody! Yet the opposites complement each other and formed the German personality as he is today. Bavariaball taught Germanyball that having difficulties in their chaotic life is no reason to commit suicide through work, but that one should, while living in hardship, still find meaning in life and embrace it (hence Germany as the centre of the branch of philosophy known as Existentialism). Germanyball may have been hardened by his experience, yes, but he still possessed feelings, even the ability to feel pleasure and happiness. And the way he enjoyed life after work would astonish and even surprise other countryballs. To celebrate German Unity Day, October 3rd, when the tyranny of the Berlin Wall and the Iron Curtain finally ended once and for all,the moment when Germanyball got that Unity, Justice and Freedom he always sought in all his difficult life, he revived the Bavarian tradition of Oktoberfest, a city-wide party that lasts for almost an entire month. Germanyball, after a hard day's work, is also a hard BDSM fan (often with Austriaball or recently Brazilball) and only the weird Hentai of close friend Japanball could rival the level of obscenity that Germanic porn was notorious for. Yes, Butts Germans love work. But they also think that worthwhile work must have worthwhile rewards, and the moment they achieved the very dream that they have always worked all their life, deserves an equivalent return. To have the ratio of reward per effort be as close to 100% as possible: that is Efficiency.
To conclude, Germanyball is not a robotic Sauerkraut, but in fact, a human, as far as the personality of countryballs could be described as human. He has strengths yet he also has flaws. His "humanity" and experience in the past continued to define his own personality. Also a pacifist today, renouncing war and now happily married to his former rival Franceball, but when need be and never at his own volition, he, never having lost his Teutonic mettle, can be a powerful opponent. Brazilball learned this the hard way.
Also to add on, Germany can into Videogames. He has headquarters from Nintendo and plays lots of PlayStation. Probably because of his close bond with Germany during a tough time. Let uns rather not speak darüber...
- German Empireball - Mein poor Großvater, being blamed for something this guy did to him.
- Austriaball - Bester Freund und Schwester.
One day we will unite
- Hong Kongball - A good friend who likes freedom in Far East Asia, DEMOCRACY FOR CHINA!!
- Liechtensteinball - Ist of cute little buddy of Österreich und Schweiz.
- Argentinaball - Ich beatings her in ze 2014 World Cup. Freunde, sometimes Ich meet mit her und take biers. Her sexy former president ist of mein ancestry. Ich wonder why...
- East Germanyball - Ich miss mein communist Zwillingsbruder along with ze good ol days.
- EUball -
Reichtangle 4.0 to take over die Welt. Also wants Ukraineball as his birthday present. I am still teaching them mein superior military tactics- so far they have scored a 100% grade on most Russian Invasion training scenarios. Ich bin proud - are strönk. But yuo banned mich freund's palm oil for no reason :(
- Franceball - Freund oder frau zat helpings mich form EUkugel. "Friendly rival" would be insufficient to describe unser relationship; she und Ich were what Japanball could describe as Tsundere. Wir had ein sehr sehr complicated, aber similar relationship. She calls mich an Allemagne and Ich call her Frankreich to politely remember that our union ist incestuous even if Ich changed a lot since das Erste Reich. Also they both gib video games.
- Denmarkball - In der past, Ich keep ansclussing him, but now, wirr bin good freunds now.
- Mein former colonies: Cameroonball, Namibiaball, Togoball, Tanzaniaball, Wisconsinball, Burundiball, Rwandaball, und South Australiaball (He does not know it yet, Mein beautifulle Deutscher Söhne, Namibiaball ist the most Germanic son.
Du will come back soon no worry
- Hungaryball (Sometimes) - Mein gut Freund. Wir were allies in ze history. Er ist Österreich's Bester Freund.
- Estoniaball - Is in the
NordicsBaltics She helps everyone with debts for some reason, but Ich kinda like it, also historic allys sister,so ich like her. Ich protect her from Russland.
- Belgiumball - Danke for helping mich take care of EUkugel.
But yuo little flag stealer!
- USAball - While he does make inferior cars, he is our therapist who did help Franceball und mir to become Bester Freunde. Therefore, he has taken the role of EUball's Patenonkel. Und stop to say that du created hamburger, Ich created hamburger. Ich also sent many immigrants to him, and of today, German ancestry is the most dominant in USA, especially in Wisconsinball, where it was 53.8% in 1990.
- Japanball - Loyal follower und Fanboy, or perhaps Fan-catgirl. The Meiji Restoration that converted Japan from a backwater to an industrial powerhouse was partly inspired by the way that Kingdom of Prussiaball anschlussed and governed the growing Reichtangle with precise and mechanical Efficiency. Wir fought as staunch allies together in World War II, and received the same psychotherapy under USAball. Nowadays, her anime contains countless references to Deutschland, and she herself ist like the Asian version of mir: Rich self-disciplined wörkaholics with superior engineering, but she drinks nicht lots of Bier und makes extreme bondage porn called Hentai. And by extreme, ich mean it. *shudders*
- Indonesiaball - Ich give him panzer, also his 3rd president even live in my clay in Aachenball. BUT Ich nicht like yuor flag stealer son.
- Polandball - He forgives mich for everything that Ich had done. Ich like him a lot, despite being kinda lazy and somewhat stupid and upside-down. Also tried to protect him from that big bully Russiaball. He calls me Niemcy and Ich calls him Polen. WE ALSO ARE RIGHT-WING GOVERNMENT Because Duda likes me. But why do you call me mean quite a lot? *sobs*.......
(one day ill kill him....)
- Turkeyball - Invited him for cheap wörk, now he is a good Freund with delicious healthy cuisine that outshined all our previous fast foods. Döner + Bier x Brazilian tears = Best Oktoberfest Ever!, but Erdoğan ist bad und nicht demokratisch or freundlich.
- UKball - Freundlicher Rivale und der Bruder meiner Ehefrau. He does not really want to interfere in our family issues with Franceball, hence he stayed out of our eurozone, though wir will always willkommen him in der europäischen Familie. (Please make up your mind about Brexit!!) Wir also love to drink Bier
und making fun of Poland.
- Italyball - He might be too carefree for mein tastes, yet he ist still ein ally. In ancient times wir were enemies. Japanball made a tribute to German-Italian relationships, called Hetalia, which is basically
the retarded version of Polandballlighthearted anime Polandball. He calls me Germania wtf.
- Philippinesball -
Mein TochterInterested at meine green tech und bier. Adoptive daughter of EU's Patenonkel so family as well (shrugs). Also celebrates Oktoberfest with me. Thanks for worrying mich if I overworked myself.
- Canadaball - Danke for the maple syrup und being one of mein G7 summit freund ... but sorry for confusing you with your brother from time to time, Du speak very much alike.
- Netherlandsball - Mein Bruder. Unser language sounds familiar und wir sind trade partners. BUT WHY ARE YOU LEAVING THE EU!?!?!?
- Reichtangle - TIME TO LET OUT MY ECONOMIC MACHT!! (Transforms into Economic Reichtangle)
- Romaniaball - Used to be allies when ich was Nazi and now wir like each other und beide hate Russland.
- Pakistanball - Ich enjoy trading with him. He sells me pure leather and textiles. He buys from mich machinery and chemicals. We also have good economic relations.
- Russiaball - Wir are good trading partners now. We agree on pipeline and economic development. Also has alot of Baltic and Volga Germans. I have some Russian workers too~ But sometimes I and EUball have to remind him to stop being a pussy to us and Crimeaball is part of Ukraineball.
- Trinidad and Tobagoball - Haddaway is a good singer.
- Saudi Arabiaball - Bester Kebab Freund. Ich give many cars to him. Wir both hate Iranball.
- Kosovoball - Ich was one of the first countryballs to recognize him. Dich can into independence.
- Malaysiaball - He allowed mein tourists to go to his clay and ich also sell mein weapons to him as well, he also loves my fancy Mercedes Benz, Volkswagen and BMW Cars. :)
- Chinaball - He is also wörk hard as mich, but his clay is full of Scheiße from smog and Industrie, unlike my green technology. Soon I vill sell mein debtors to him, but your coronavirus is infecting me. Also stop hurting democracy. Even Reich agrees to some democracy.
- Switzerlandball - Kann ich have mein Gold back, please?
- Icelandball - Look, I'm sorry for what I did back then. Blame the Nazis for this. And what makes you all warm and cozy in Russiaball?
- Hungaryball - GOTT VERDAMMT JUST TAKE ZEE IMMIGRANTS. Plox follow EU immigration rules or
- Ukraineball - Don't worry, Crimeaball is a part of yuo.
- ZE WORST VATER EVER - YUOR ZE REASON EVERYBODY WANTS TO POO ME!!! EVEN POLEN HATES ME BECAUSE OF YUO AND SO DOES GREECE AND BELGIUM!!! EVEN ISRAEL STILL DISTRUSTS ME BECAUSE OF YOU!!! YUO ARE ZE WORST MANN IN DER WELT!! Glad Amerika und Frankreich to liberate mich und killed yuo. 1945 best year of mein life.
- Crimeaball - YUO ARE A PART OF UKRAINE AND THAT'S FINAL!!!
- - I can't be Ukraine if I'm anchlussed by yuo.
- - Schiebe, yuor right.
- Palestineball - Ich werden anschluss sie ANSCHLUSS!!!
- The PIGS - SCHULDEN! SCHULDEN! IHR SCHULDET NOCH WAS! IHR SEID eine Schande für Europa! Ich werde euch auf die Spieße verfüttern! Weglaufen ist sinnlos aus dem mächtigen Deutschland! GIBRALTAR GEHÖRT DEN BRITEN, DU VERDAMMTER ESEL!!! (English- DEBT! DEBT! YOU ARE a disgrace to Europe! I will feed them on the skewers! Race is meaningless from the mighty Germany! GIBRALTAR IS ONE OF THE BRITISH, YOU DONKEYS!!!)(cracks whip) Remind to self, when the economy collapses, sell this cancerous parasite to Chinaball. 1918, 1944, 1762, 1917, PAY DENBTS OR ICH WILL ANCHLUSS EN YOU AND MAKE YOU MEIN SLAVE! MUAHAHHAH!
- Soviet Unionball - 1990 Best year of mein life GO TO HELL ANSCHLUSS!!!! But hey, at least you can into defeatings Nazi idiot.
- Boliviaball - ANTI-IMPERIALIST! YUO WILL BE ANSCHLUSSED!! NO SEA FOR DU ÖHÖHÖHÖHÖHÖHÖ!!!
- West Sumatraball - FLAG STEALER!
- Kaliningradball - Du bist of Prussian puppet, now shut up!
- Sudanball - HOW DARE DU DECLARE WAR ON ÄTHIOPIEN?!?!?! HÖR JETZT AUF!
- ISISball - DU KLEINES STÜCK SCHEISSE! WIE KANNST DU ES WAGEN, DASS DU MICH AUF DIESEM MARKT MIT POLENS LKW! Ich habe nichts getan, und du hast so viele unschuldige BERLINER NAHE WEIHNACHTEN getötet! FICK DIE IS! ICH WERDE EUCH NACH AUSCHWITZ 2.0 BRINGEN, WENN ICH MIT EUCH FERTIG BIN! (Translation: YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT! HOW DARE YOU ATTACK MY MARKET WITH POLAND'S TRUCK! I have done nothing to you and you still attack my innocent BERLINERS NEAR CHRISTMAS! FUCK ISIS I WILL PUT YOU IN AUSCHWITZ 2.0 WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!)
- Iranball - DU TERRORIST, DU BIST SCHLIMMER ALS ISIS. DU PROBIERST ANSCHLÄGE IN DER GANZEN WELT ZU MACHEN UND AUCH IN MEIN LAND, MACH ES NUR DU TERRORIST ODER ICH WERDE DICH ANSCHLUSSEN. (Translation: YOU TERRORIST, YOU ARE WORSE THAN ISIS. YOU TRY TO MAKE STOPS ALL OVER THE WORLD AND ALSO IN MY COUNTRY, ONLY YOU ARE TERRORIST OR
- Venezuelaball - STOP DOUBLE DARING ME!!!
- Brazilball - 2014 WORLD CUP BEST DAY EVER IN MY LIFE! You're even moar idiots than yuor vaters... idiots no... HUETARDED. Remove Hue!
So give me your clay. Now.
0r else... WAIT YOU DEAFTED ME IN 2002!!!!!
- Mexicoball - NEIN! NEVER FORGET OF WORLD CUP 2018! YUO ALSO CAN WORKINGS HARDER THAN ICH! HOW?!!
- South Koreaball(Only in soccer) - WEIL ICH VON IHNENIEN WELTCUP VERLOREN HABE! 2 - 0 NEVER FORGET! ALSO REMOVE K-POP!!! NEINNNNNNNNNN!
- Quebecball - YUO ARE A PART OF CANADA AND THAT'S FINAL!!!
- Belarusball - Zurucktreten Lukashenko nao!!!
Or else ANSCHLUSS!!!!
- Kurwaball and Polandball (Kiribati) - Vat? There's three Polen?
Germanyball comprises sixteen federal states which are collectively referred to as Bundesländer. Each state has its own state constitution and is largely autonomous in regard to its internal organisation. Two of the states are city- states consisting of just one city: Berlinball and Hamburgball. The state of Bremen consists of two cities that are separated from each other by the state of Lower Saxonyball Bremenball and Bremerhavenball. Because of the differences in size and population the subdivisions of the states vary. For regional administrative purposes five states, namely Baden-Württembergball, Bavariaball, Hesseball, North Rhine-Westphaliaball and Saxonyball, consist of a total of 22 Government Districts (Regierungsbezirke). As of 2013 Germany is divided into 402 districts (Kreise) at a municipal level; these consist of 295 rural districts and 107 urban districts.
List of the States
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How to draw
- Draw a ball.
- Draw the black on top, red in the center, and yellow in the bottom.
- Draw the eyes and you're finished.
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|Tangerine Yellow||255, 206, 0||C000, M019, Y100, K000||#FFCE00|
|States||Baden-Württembergball • Bavariaball • Berlinball • Brandenburgball • Bremenball ( Bremerhavenball) • Hamburgball • Hesseball • Lower Saxonyball • Mecklenburg-Vorpommernball • North Rhine-Westphaliaball • Rhineland-Palatinateball • Saarlandball • Saxonyball • Saxony-Anhaltball • Schleswig-Holsteinball • Thuringiaball|
|Former entities|| Migrants from South (Prehistoric Europeans) • Germaniaball • Saxonsball • Franksball • East Franciaball • Holy Roman Empireball • Kingdom of Prussiaball • North German Confederationball • German Empireball • Weimar Republicball • Nazi Germanyball • ReichRawr • Saar Protectorateball • |
|Über alles in der welt! PAY DEBTS NAO!!!|