Wörk, wörk.
 
— Germanyball

Germanyball, officially the Federal Republic of Germanyball, is a very wealthy sovereign stateball and a federal parliamentary republic in central-western Europe. He includes 16 constituent stateballs, covers an area of 357 021 square kilometers, and has a largely temperate seasonal climate. Its capital and largest cityball is Berlin-icon.png Berlinball. With about 81.8 million inhabitants, Germanyball is the most populous member state of the ReichTime.png Reichtangle 4.0 EU-icon.png European Unionball (EUball). After the United Statesball, he is the second most popular human migration destination.

Germanyball is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EU-icon.png EUball (his son); this also applies for the G7, alongside Murica-icon.png USAball, Canada-icon.png Canadaball, UK-icon.png UKball, Italy-icon.png Italyball, France-icon.png Franceball (his wife), and Japan-icon.png Japanball. Recently, he is stuck with immigrants incidents.

Germanyball is often portrayed as an overly hard-working, stern, popular countryball who holds other countryballs up to high standards and often berates them and sends them into debt if they don't meet them. However, under the layer of his stereotypical stoicism is a more tender, caring character, trying to repent for the pain his Nazi-icon.png past has caused. He can also into smashing computer keyboards.

His national day is on October 3rd.

History

Unification Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png German Empire-icon.png (1871-1890)

Before 1871, Germanyball was known as Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball, from 1866 onwards, as German Empire-icon.png North German Confederationball. After France-icon.png Franceball's defeat in 1815, the numerous German Stateballs, who had formerly been under the protection of Austrian Empire-icon.png Austrian Empireball and the HRE-icon.pngHREball were now defenseless. Prussia took over as the leader of the German Confederation following Austria's 1848 revolutions, and a sense of German unity grew amongst the German stateballs. In 1864 They defeated Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball in the First Schleswig War together, then Prussia defeated Austria in 1866 to form the North German Confederation. In 1870-71, Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball led a hugely successful campaign against France-icon.png Franceball for her Alsace-Lorraine-icon.png Alsace-Lorraineball; this drew in the South German Stateballs, and in 1871, they proclaimed the German Empire-icon.png German Empireball in France Palace of Versailles. Prussia Anschlussed unified with the stateballs' clay to create the German Empire-icon.png German Empireball, and despite the fact that the other stateballs being able to control their own clay (The German Empire used a confederation-style government), Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball's mind was very much in control.

In 1874 as the German Empire-icon.png German Empireball, Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball started minting German Imperial coins, he hosted the 1878 Berlin Conference after the Russo-Turkish War, and the German Empire-icon.png German Empireball started trying to play catchup to the other colonial powers of Europe- in 1884 he hosted the Berlin Conference, and the Congo Conference the following year, to divide up African 8-icon.png 8ball lands among imperialist European countryballs. He adopted Togo-icon.png Togoball, Burkina Faso-icon.png Burkina Fasoball, Benin-icon.png Beninball, Cameroon-icon.png Cameroonball, Papua New Guinea-icon.png Papua New Guineaball, Namibia-icon.png Namibiaball, Tanzania-icon.pngTanzaniaball, Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball, Rwanda-icon.png Rwandaball, and Burundi-icon.png Burundiball as colonial subjects.

Weltpolitik and Aggression, then WWI German Empire-icon.png ReichTime.png (1890-1918)

In the 1890s, the German Empire-icon.png German Empireball started becoming more and more aggressive. It had started the League of Three Emperors with Austria-Hungary-icon.pngAustria-Hungaryball and Russian-Empire-icon.pngImperial Russiaball in 1873, but this was disbanded, and in 1882 he formed the Triple Alliance with Austria-Hungary-icon.png Austria-Hungaryball and Italian-Empire-icon.png Italyball. However, by the 1890s and 1900s, UK-icon.png UKball and France-icon.png Franceball were drawing closer, as was Russian-Empire-icon.png Imperial Russiaball, to form the Triple Entente in response to Germanyball's policy of Weltpolitik in the 1900s.

In 1904 he committed a genocide against 8-icon.png 8balls rebelling against his son German South-West Africa-icon.png German Southwest Africaball, and in 1900 he had sent troops to Qing-icon.png Qing Chinaball's clay, and in 1897 to Crete, examples of his imperialist policies. In 1906 he started a naval arms race against his cousin UK-icon.png UKball, over the Dreadnought battleship, raising tensions in Europe even further, especially after the 1905 and 1911 Morrocan crises. In 1914, with tension building among the European powers, Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball killed Austria-Hungary-icon.png Austria-Hungaryball's Archduke, and the alliance systems dragged all the major powers into a major war.

Germanyball became a military dictatorship, ReichTime.png Reichtangle in the war, he raped Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball and Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball in August 1914, but was pushed back by France-icon.png Franceball at the River Marne, and beaten to the sea by UK-icon.png UKball, thwarting his Schlieffen Plan as Russian-Empire-icon.png Russiaball mobilised against him, and both sides made war on the Western Front.

He allied with Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball, and Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball, but was betrayed by Italian-Empire-icon.png Italyball and Romania-icon.png Romaniaball in 1915. His colonial adoptive sons were captured by UK-icon.png UKball and France-icon.png Franceball's adoptive children, his Tsingtao was taken by Japan-icon.png Japanball, and after he sunk the Lusitania, USA-icon.png USAball got angry with him. However, it still took until the Zimmerman Telegram in 1917 to get USA-icon.png USAball into the war. At the same time, Russian-Empire-icon.png Russiaball was secretly infected with Communism and Bolsheviks rebelled when his father became a republic, and exited the war after the 1918 Treaty of Brest-Litvosk. By now he was exhausted after four years of war, and as his colonies and allies surrendered to the Allies, ReichTime.png Reichtangle launched the last push, which was countered by the Hundred days Offensive in August 1918, and he had a revolution to become a republic in November. Shortly after, he signed an Armistice on the 11th of November 1918, and the Great War came to a close with his defeat. He was mutilated beyond belief, and Germanyball was left to take the blame for the War.

Weimar Republic and the Road to War Nazi-icon.png (1918-1939)

In 1919 Germanyball was facing demands from the right and left wing parties, with lots of outbreaks of revolution and Putsch attempts everywhere. He was presented with the humiliating Treaty of Versailles in 1919 at the Paris Peace Conference and had to disband his navy and most of his army, demilitarise the Rhinelands, and pay the Allies £ 6,600,000,000 in war reparations. He also lost clay to France-icon.png Franceball, Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball, Poland-icon.png Polandball, Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball, Czech-icon.png Czechoslovakiaball, and Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball, and all his adoptive children were adopted by UK-icon.pngUKball, France-icon.png Franceball, or Japan-icon.png Japanball. Alsace-Lorraine was returned to France-icon.pngFranceball, who invaded his Saarland and Ruhr in 1923-25 when Germanyball couldn't pay his reparations that year due to hyperinflation and economic troubles. He was banned from international affairs but was bailed out by the Dawes and Young plans by USA-icon.png USAball in 1924 & 1929, then was accepted back into the international community in 1925 after he signed the Locarno Treaties, and then the 1928 Kellog-Briand Disarmament Pact. He joined the League of Nations in 1926, and his economy and culture prospered in the 'Goldene Zwanziger'.

However when USA-icon.png USAball had a stock market crash and went broke in 1929, the world's investors went broke, and Germanyball looked to extremist parties to find a solution. Feeling humiliated and with a desire for revenge for the defeat suffered in the First World War and he became Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball in 1933, and in 1935 began openly re-arming, then he invaded the Saar, rearmed the Rhinelands, and hosted the Oympics in 1935-36. He aligned with Italian-Empire-icon.png Italyball and Japanese-Empire-icon.png Empire of Japanball in 1939, after having Anschlussed Austria-icon.png Austriaball in 1938, as well as taking the Sudetenland from Czech-icon.png Czechoslovakia in July 1938. He then took advantage of the Munich Agreement, and UK-icon.png UKball & France-icon.png Franceball's appeasement policy to annex the rest of Czech-icon.png Czechoslovakiaball's clay, making Slovakia-icon.png Slovakiaball into a puppet state. In 1939 after the non-aggresion pact with the communist Soviet-icon.png Sovietball, Nazi-icon.png Germanyball invaded Poland-icon.png Polandball's clay in September 1939, beginning the Second World War in Europe.

The Second World War, and Separation Nazi-icon.png (1939-1948)

In 1939, Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball and Soviet-icon.png Sovietball partitioned Poland-icon.png Polandball's clay, then he blitzkrieged through Western Europe, raping Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball, Norway-icon.png Norwayball, Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball, Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball (again!), annexing Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball in 1940, then raping France-icon.png Franceball in May 1940. UK-icon.png UKball evacuated the continent at Dunkirk, afterwhich Germanyball fought his RAF with the Luftwaffe, then tried to bomb him into submission. After UK-icon.png UKball stood triumphant after the bombardment, Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball turned on Yugoslavia-icon.png Yugoslaviaball and Greece-icon.png Greeceball, then on Soviet-icon.png Sovietball in June 1941. Operation Barbarossa initially saw his troops roll through the Western SSRball's clay, and take Smolensk, then advance to within 10 kilometers of Moscow. However the weather drove him back, and Soviet-icon.pngSovietball began pushing him back. He then besieged Leningrad, and tried to hold Stalingrad in the south, where he fought the largest battle in history against Soviet-icon.png Sovietball's troops in December 1942-January 1943. Meanwhile, he also invaded the Free France-icon.pngFree France territories of North Africa, with Vichy France-icon.png Vichy Franceball and Italian-Empire-icon.png Italyball's help.

Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball also rounded up Gypsy-icon.png Gypsyballs, Israel-icon.png Jewcubes, and Communists, as well as Jehovah's Witnesses, rebels, political opponents, and homosexuals to exterminate them in death camps from 1942 onwards. But he was defeated at El Alamein and Stalingrad in 1943, and pushed back in North Africa by UK-icon.png UKball and USA-icon.png USAball, who had joined the war in December 1941. He fought Soviet-icon.png Sovietball's tanks at Kursk, then Kharkov, but was pushed back into Poland-icon.png Polandball's clay. By mid-1944, he was on the retreat, and after D-Day saw the Allies liberate France-icon.png Franceball's clay, and Italian-Empire-icon.png Italyball switch sides, he was on the verge of defeat. He tried to hide evidence of the Final Solution and the Holocaust, but this was uncovered by Soviet-icon.png Sovietball, who 'liberated' the Eastern European nations. As the Western Allies pushed up the Ardennes after the 1944-45 Battle of the Bulge, and Soviet-icon.png Sovietball pushed into East Preußen, Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball panicked, and by February 1945 Soviet-icon.png Sovietball and the Allies were in Berlin.

He committed suicide in April 1945, and the war ended with V-E day on the 8th-9th of May 1945 in Europe. Afterwards, his corpse clay was divided into four occupied zones, each administered by France-icon.png Franceball, USA-icon.png USAball, UK-icon.png UKball, and Soviet-icon.png Sovietball. Germanyball's soul was in the limbo, where he saw that everything that he committed was evil. In the limbo Deathball was his judge and will send Germanyball... to a hot place. Germanyball revealed to Deathball that he was sorry for all his sins and begged for a new chance. Deathball, seeing Germanyball kneeling and crying desperately begging for a new chance, accepted that it would give Germany a new chance ... but on one condition: Germanyball would be split in two by a blow from the Deathball scythe. (Poland-icon.pngPolandball says that Germanyball became a Christian born-again, Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball says that this is only a dream that Germanyball had in a coma... it depends on the point of view).

ReichRawr-icon.png ReichRawr was formed in 1948, when the Western Allies combined their occupation zones into a piece of clay to gift to Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germany's reanimated body (half of his body actually) Germany-icon.png West Germany, who joined NATO-icon.png NATO next year, along with the other Western Allies. In 1949, Soviet-icon.png Sovietball adopted East Germany-icon.png East Germanyball (the other half of Germanyball's body), and tried to blockade West Berlin. The Western Allies responded by airlifting supplies in. The Cold War had begun.

Divided Germany Germany-icon.png East Germany-icon.png (1948-1990)

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In the 1950s, the Cold War saw NATO-icon.png NATO re-build Germany-icon.png West Germany and West Berlin, to show it off against the Eastern Bloc communist nations. Soviet-icon.png Sovietball put down a rebellion by East Germany-icon.png East Germanyball in 1953, and built a wall around West Berlin in 1961. In 1957, his brother Germany-icon.png West Germanyball married France-icon.png Franceball, and had a child with her, EU-icon.png EUball after the 1956 Treaty of Rome. In the 1960s, East Germany-icon.png East Germanyball tried to cross the wall many times, but was punished by Soviet-icon.png Sovietball each time he tried. In the later 1960s, Germany-icon.png West Germanyball would use Ostpolitik to try to improve relationships with his brother and his adoptive father, resulting in the detente in the 1970s, despite the many nuclear missiles placed at the Iron Curtain on the border with East Germany-icon.png East Germanyball's clay.

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By the 1980s, however, tensions were high once again, the Able Archer war games in 1983 almost scared Soviet-icon.png Sovietball into launching his own missiles, thinking they were a pre-emptive nuclear missile strike, closely averting a nuclear crisis. In the late 1980s, however, Soviet-icon.png Sovietball's relaxed policies of Glasnost and Perestroika led to East Germany-icon.png East Germanyball and his other forcibly-adopted siblings to protest for their self-determination. In 1989, Red-icon.png Hungaryball and Czech-icon.png Czechoslovakiaball tore down the Iron Curtain, and the Berlin Wall fell on the 9th of November 1989, and USAball's capitalist brands and ideals poured into the former Eastern Bloc almost overnight. In 1990, the Cold War wrapped up, as the two re-united Germanyballs were reunified in June 1990 to form a unified Germany-icon.png Germanyball once again.

Today Germany-icon.png (1990-present)

Ever since his reunification in 1990, Germanyball has been busy apologising to Israel-icon.png Israelcube, and giving him apology guilt-monies, as well as continuing to re-pay his WWI war reparations until 2010. He has been running the EU-icon.png EU, and prepping his son EU-icon.png EUball to become the Fourth/Merkelreich more tolerant of refugees, and lending the Portugal-icon.png Ireland-icon.png Italy-icon.png Greece-icon.png Spain-icon.png PIIGS Euromonies, which he adopted in 1999. In 2005, Germanyball can into female leadership. He is now happily married to France-icon.png Franceball, and enjoys a stable relationship with most of Europe after he apologized about the Second World War and the Holocaust (even to Poland-icon.png Polandball). He now lives in peace, prosperity and progress now. He only uses his power to the good and now is the most popular countryball of the Europe. He overcame his past and now even helps countryballs in the Ex-Dictatorships Anonymous to overcame their past.

Since the migrant crisis, millions of kebabs came into Germany and changed the everyday life.

Role in Polandball Comics

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Germanyball appears in most comics (as well as Forms of Deutschland) and he and France-icon.png Franceball are married and the parents of the Merkelreich EU-icon.png European Union. On occasion, he also goes by the name of "Germoney", a portmanteau of "Germany" and "money". France-icon.png France does not allow Germany into box.

Personality

Germanyball is a very "stark" and rich country, the breadwinning father-figure of the European Union, and his wealth being the reason for his nickname "Germoney." His most defining characteristic was his workaholism, a serious and efficient man who always abides by the rules and a work ethic only rivalled by East Asian countryballs. He does not tolerate any mistakes he made, is a neat freak, and happens to have a rather pessimistic nature. Unfortunately, being the breadwinner of the European family meant that he had to babysit the more troublesome adopted countryballs such as Italy-icon.png Italyball, and most especially the Greece-icon.png cancer that is killing the Euro. And of course to pay for the reparations. Also, these other countries have a lot of excuses to make Germany "gib" money. ("Holocaust holocaust")

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His cynical personality was justified, though, by the fact that he had a dark and troubled past, a past that he never wants to talk about. When he (as fragmented German countryballs) lived in poverty conditions while France-icon.png Franceball and UK-icon.png UKball were bullying them and treating them like shit; whose Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png adoptive Grandfather was an über-strict and overbearing disciplinarian dedicated to Blood and Iron; whose dreams of "Unity, Justice and Freedom" was repeatedly shattered apart and was reflected in the large amounts of pessimistic philosophy present in German culture (e.g. Schopenhauer, Nietzsche, etc.); and went through not just ReichTime.png one, but Nazi-icon.png two of the worst mental breakdowns the world has ever seen. He still never had his dream of unity come true as he was halved between Germany-icon.png West Germanyball and East Germany-icon.png East Germanyball. The traumatic chaos that defined most of Germanyball's life became his defining motivation into the struggle and search for that glimpse of Order and Efficiency. He worked his most, just to get even the tiniest taste of that dream he had never come true. And the German Unity Day was the perfect opportunity to acquire this distant ambition he had worked for all his life at last. Even if he today is the breadwinner of the EU-icon.png European Union with lots of Euromonies, he is simply not just satisfied with that newly acquired Order: he will work his most to maintain it in its peak efficiency no matter what. Anything, just to escape his past.

But to look at Germanyball as nothing but a "Sauerkraut" in a perpetual depression tortured by such a traumatic past is a huge misconception. If the phrase "Work hard, play hard" could be personified into a countryball, it may very well be Germany. Yes, the numerous Germanyballs were adopted by Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball, but one of those adopted Germanyballs was, of course Bavaria-icon.png Bavariaball. You know, the Beer Capital of the World. Bavaria-icon.png Bavariaball seems to be the opposite of what everything Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball was: Not Blood and Iron for a few von somethings, but Beer and Polka for Everybody! Yet the opposites complement each other and formed the German personality as he is today. Bavaria-icon.png Bavariaball taught Germanyball that having difficulties in their chaotic life is no reason to commit suicide through work, but that one should, while living in hardship, still find meaning in life and embrace it (hence Germany as the centre of the branch of philosophy known as Existentialism). Germanyball may have been hardened by his experience, yes, but he still possessed feelings, even the ability to feel pleasure and happiness. And the way he enjoyed life after work would astonish and even surprise other countryballs. To celebrate German Unity Day, October 3rd, when the tyranny of the Berlin Wall and the Iron Curtain finally ended once and for all,the moment when Germanyball got that Unity, Justice and Freedom he always sought in all his difficult life, he revived the Bavarian tradition of Oktoberfest, a city-wide party that lasts for almost an entire month. Germanyball, after a hard day's work, is also a hard BDSM fan (often with Austria-icon.png Austriaball or recently Brazil-icon.png Brazilball) and only the weird Hentai of close friend Japan-icon.png Japanball could rival the level of obscenity that Germanic porn was notorious for. Yes, Butts Germans love work. But they also think that worthwhile work must have worthwhile rewards, and the moment they achieved the very dream that they have always worked all their life, deserves an equivalent return. To have the ratio of reward per effort be as close to 100% as possible: that is Efficiency.

To conclude, Germanyball is not a robotic Sauerkraut, but in fact, a human, as far as the personality of countryballs could be described as human. He has strengths yet he also has flaws. His "humanity" and experience in the past continued to define his own personality. Also a pacifist today, renouncing war and now happily married to his former rival France-icon.png Franceball, but when need be and never at his own volition, he, never having lost his Teutonic mettle, can be a powerful opponent. Brazil-icon.png Brazilball learned this the hard way.

Also to add on, Germany can into Videogames. He has headquarters from Nintendo and plays lots of PlayStation. Probably because of his Japanese-Empire-icon.png close bond with Germany during a tough time. Let uns rather not speak darüber...

Relationships

Freunde (Friends)

  • Austria-icon.png Austriaball - Bester Freund und Bruder.
  • Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kongball - A good friend who likes freedom in Far East Asia.
  • Liechtenstein-icon.png Liechtensteinball - Ist of cute little buddy of Austria-icon.png Österreich und Switzerland-icon.png Schweiz.
  • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - Ich beatings her in ze 2014 World Cup. Freunde, sometimes Ich meet mit her und take biers. Her sexy former president ist of mein ancestry. Ich wonder why...
  • East Germany-icon.png East Germanyball - Ich miss mein communist brother along with ze good ol days.
  • EU-icon.png EUball - ReichTime.png Reichtangle 4.0 Mein Proud Son. Inherited France-icon.png Franceball's beautiful sophisticated culture, Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball's capital und mein Efficient Super Science, the best of three worlds possessing all of our genius to take over die Welt. Also wants Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball as birthday present. I am still teaching them mein superior military tactics- so far they have scored a 100% grade on most Russian Invasion training scenarios. Ich bin proud - are strönk.
  • France-icon.png Franceball - Freund zat helpings mich form EU-icon.png EUkugel. "Friendly rival" would be insufficient to describe unser relationship; she und Ich were what Japan-icon.png Japanball could describe as Tsundere. Wir had ein sehr sehr complicated, aber similar relationship. She calls mich an Allemagne and Ich call her Frankreich to politely remember that our union ist incestuous even if Ich changed a lot since das HRE-icon.png Erste Reich. Also they both gib video games.
  • Mein former colonies; Cameroon-icon.png Cameroonball, Namibia-icon.png Namibiaball, Togo-icon.png Togoball, Tanzania-icon.png Tanzaniaball, Wisconsin-icon.png Wisconsinball, und South Australia-icon.png South Australiaball (He does not know it yet, Mein beautifulle Deutscher Söhne, Namibia-icon.png Namibiaball ist the most Germanic son. Du will come back soon no worry
  • Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball - Umm, Ich might have heard something about him. Ich am not sure what.
  • Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball - Danke for helping mich take care of EU-icon.png EUkugel. But yuo little flag stealer!
  • USA-icon.png USAball - While he does make inferior cars, he was our therapist who did help France-icon.png Franceball und mir to become Bester Freunde. Therefore, he has taken the role of EU-icon.png EUball's Patenonkel. Und stop to say that du created hamburger, Ich created hamburger. Ich also sent many immigrants to him, and of today, German ancestry is the most dominant in USA, especially in Wisconsin-icon.png Wisconsinball, where it was 53.8% in 1990.
  • Japan-icon.png Japanball - Loyal follower und Fanboy, or perhaps Fan-catgirl. The Meiji Restoration that converted Japan from a backwater to an industrial powerhouse was partly inspired by the way that Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball anschlussed and governed the growing ReichTime.png Reichtangle with precise and mechanical Efficiency. Wir fought as staunch allies together in World War II, and received the same psychotherapy under USA-icon.png USAball. Nowadays, her anime contains countless references to Deutschland, and she herself ist like the Asian version of mir: Rich self-disciplined wörkaholics with superior engineering, but she drinks nicht lots of Bier und makes extreme bondage porn called Hentai. And by extreme, ich mean it. *shudders*
  • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - Ich give him panzer, also his 3rd president even live in my clay in Aachenball. BUT Ich nein like yuor flag stealer son.
  • Poland-icon.png Polandball - He forgives me for everything that Ich done. Ich like him a lot, despite being kinda lazy and somewhat stupid. Also try to protect him from that bully Russia-icon.png Russiaball. He calls me Niemcy and Ich calls him Polen. WE ALSO ARE RIGHT-WING GOVERNMENT Because Duda likes me.
  • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - Invited him for cheap wörk, now he is a good Freund with Turkey-icon.png delicious healthy cuisine that outshined all our previous fast foods. Döner + Bier x Brazilian tears = Best Oktoberfest Ever!, but Erdoğan ist bad und nicht demokratisch or freundlich.
  • UK-icon.png UKball - Freundlicher Rivale und der Bruder meiner Ehefrau. He does not really want to interfere in our family issues with Franceball, hence he stayed out of our eurozone, though wir will always willkommen him in der europäischen Familie. (Please make up your mind about Brexit!!) Wir also love to drink Bier und making fun of Poland.
  • Italy-icon.png Italyball - He might be too carefree for mein tastes, yet he ist still ein ally. In ancient times wir were enemies. Japanball made a tribute to German-Italian relationships, called Hetalia, which is basically the retarded version of Polandball lighthearted anime Polandball. He calls me Germania.
  • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Ich hate Nazi-icon.png Michself. But it's ok.
  • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - Mein Tochter Interested at meine green tech and bier. Adoptive daughter of EU's Patenonkel so family as well (shrugs). Also celebrates Oktoberfest with me. Thanks for worrying if I overworked myself.
  • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Danke for the maple syrup und being one of mein G7 summit freund ... but sorry for confusing you with your brother from time to time, Du speak very much alike.
  • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - Mein Bruder. Unser language sounds familiar und wir sind trade partners. BUT WHY ARE YOU LEAVING THE EU!?!?!?!?
  • ReichTime.png Reichtangle - TIME TO LET OUT MY ECONOMIC MACHT!! (Transforms into Economic Reichtangle)
  • Romania-icon.png Romaniaball - Used to be allies when ich was Nazi and now wir like each other und beide hate Russia.
  • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - Ich enjoy trading with him. He sells me pure leather and textiles. He buys from mich machinery and chemicals. We also have good economic relations.
  • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Wir are good trading partners now. We agree on pipeline and economic development. Also has alot of Baltic and Volga Germans. I have some Russian workers too~ But sometimes I and EU-icon.png EUball have to remind him to stop being a pussy to us and Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball is part of Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball.
  • Trinidad and Tobago-icon.png Trinidad and Tobagoball - Haddaway is a good singer.
  • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - Bester Kebab Freund. Ich give many cars to him. Wir both hate Iran-icon.png Iranball.

Neutral

  • China-icon.png Chinaball - He is also wörk hard as mich, but his clay is full of Scheiße from smog and Industrie, unlike my green technology. Soon I vill sell mein debtors to him, but your coronavirus is infecting me. Also stop hurting democracy. Even Reich agrees to some democracy.
  • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball - Kann ich have mein Gold back, please?
    • Switzerland-icon.png: Let me think about it.
  • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball - GOTT VERDAMMT JUST TAKE ZEE IMMIGRANTS. Plox follow EU immigration rules or You're fired.
  • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - Don't worry, Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball is a part of yuo.
  • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball - Mein freund aber bitte halt unterstutzen Palestine-icon.png Palastina ok.

Feinde (Enemies)

  • Nazi.gif THE WORST ENEMY - YOU'RE THE REASON EVERYBODY WANTS TO BOMB ME!!! POLAND HATES ME BECAUSE OF YUO AND SO DOES GREECE AND BELGIUM!!! EVEN ISRAEL STILL DISTRUSTS ME BECAUSE OF YOU!!! I AM SORRY FOR EVERYTHING THAT YOU HAVE EVER DONE!!! AND NOW EVERYBODYS WALKING AROUND CALLING ME A NAZI!!!! YUO ARE ZE WORST VATER IN DER WELT!! Glad to Amerika und Frankreich to liberate mich und killed yuo. 1945 is best year of mein life. ReichTime.png ANSCHLUSS!!! ReichTime.png
  • Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball - YUO ARE A PART OF Ukraine-icon.png UKRAINE AND THAT'S FINAL!!! ANSCHLUSS!!!
  • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - Ich werden anschluss sie ANSCHLUSS!!!
  • Portugal-icon.png Italy-icon.png Greece-icon.png Spain-icon.png The PIGS - SCHULDEN! SCHULDEN! IHR SCHULDET NOCH WAS! IHR SEID eine Schande für Europa! Ich werde euch auf die Spieße verfüttern! Weglaufen ist sinnlos aus dem mächtigen Deutschland! GIBRALTAR GEHÖRT DEN BRITEN, DU VERDAMMTER ESEL!!! (English- DEBT! DEBT! YOU ARE a disgrace to Europe! I will feed them on the skewers! Race is meaningless from the mighty Germany! GIBRALTAR IS ONE OF THE BRITISH, YOU DONKEYS!!!)(cracks whip) Remind to self, when the economy collapses, sell this cancerous parasite to China-icon.png Chinaball. 1918, 1944, 1762, 1917, PAY DEBTS OR ICH WILL ANCHLUSSEN YOU AND MAKE YOU MEIN SLAVE! MUAHAHHAH!
  • Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball - HOW DARE YUO REVERT TO ANTI-IMPERIALISM YUO TRAITOR!!! ANSCHLUSS!!! NO SEA FOR YUO HÖHÖHÖHÖHÖHÖHÖHÖ!!! ReichTime.png Or else... ReichTime.png
  • West Sumatra-icon.png West Sumatraball - FLAG STEALER! ReichTime.png ANSCHLUSS!!! ReichTime.png
  • Kaliningrad Oblast-icon.png Kaliningradball - Yuo of Prussian puppet, now shut up! ReichTime.png Or else... ReichTime.png
  • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - DU KLEINES STÜCK SCHEISSE! WIE KANNST DU ES WAGEN, DASS DU MICH AUF DIESEM MARKT MIT POLENS LKW! Ich habe nichts getan, und du hast so viele unschuldige BERLINER NAHE WEIHNACHTEN getötet! FICK DIE IS! ICH WERDE EUCH NACH AUSCHWITZ 2.0 BRINGEN, WENN ICH MIT EUCH FERTIG BIN! (Translation: YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT! HOW DARE YOU ATTACK MY MARKET WITH POLAND'S TRUCK! I have done nothing to you and you still attack my innocent BERLINERS NEAR CHRISTMAS! FUCK ISIS I WILL PUT YOU IN AUSCHWITZ 2.0 WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!)
  • Iran-icon.png Iranball - DU TERRORIST, DU BIST SCHLIMMER ALS ISIS. DU PROBIERST ANSCHLÄGE IN DER GANZEN WELT ZU MACHEN UND AUCH IN MEIN LAND, MACH ES NUR DU TERRORIST ODER ICH WERDE DICH ANSCHLUSSEN. (Translation: YOU TERRORIST, YOU ARE WORSE THAN ISIS. YOU TRY TO MAKE STOPS ALL OVER THE WORLD AND ALSO IN MY COUNTRY, ONLY YOU ARE TERRORIST OR ReichTime.png ANSCHLUSS ZEIT... ReichTime.png)
  • Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball - STOP DOUBLE DARING ME!!!
  • Brazil-icon.png Brazilball - 2014 WORLD CUP BEST DAY EVER IN MY LIFE! You're even moar idiots than yuor fathers... idiots no... HUETARDED. Remove Hue! So give me your clay. Now. 0r else... WAIT YOU DEAFTED ME IN 2002!!!!!
  • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - WEIL ICH VON IHNENIEN WELTCUP VERLOREN HABE! 2 - 0 NEVER FORGET! ALSO REMOVE K-POP!!! NEINNNNNNNNNN!
  • Some 51 year old guy - DU BIST BOSE! FIVE OF Greece-icon.png THIS GUY'S CITZENS GOT KILLED BECAUSE OF YUO! UND DU RUINED THE REPUTATION FUR TRIERBALL! WHEN I'M DONE WITH DU I WILL PUT DU IN HELL!!!
  • Belarus-icon.png Belarusball - Zurucktreten lukashenko jetzt! Or else ANSCHLUSS!!!!

Constituent states

Map of Germanyball's stateballs and neighboring countryballs.

Germanyball comprises sixteen federal states which are collectively referred to as  Bundesländer. Each state has its own state constitution and is largely autonomous in regard to its internal organisation. Two of the states are city- states consisting of just one city: Berlin-icon.png Berlinball and Hamburg-icon.png Hamburgball. The state of Bremen consists of two cities that are separated from each other by the state of Lower Saxony-icon.png Lower Saxonyball Bremen-icon.png Bremenball and Bremerhaven-icon.png Bremerhavenball. Because of the differences in size and population the subdivisions of the states vary. For regional administrative purposes five states, namely Baden-Württemberg-icon.png Baden-Württembergball, Bavaria-icon.png Bavariaball, Hesse-icon.png Hesseball, North Rhine-Westphalia-icon.png North Rhine-Westphaliaball and Saxony-icon.pngSaxonyball, consist of a total of 22 Government Districts (Regierungsbezirke). As of 2013  Germany is divided into 402 districts (Kreise) at a municipal level; these consist of 295 rural districts and 107 urban districts.

List of the States

How to draw

  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Draw the black on top, red in the center, and yellow in the bottom.
  3. Draw the eyes and you're finished.

Flag colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
HTML Black 0, 0, 0 C000-M000-Y000-K100 #000000
Electric Red 221, 0, 0 C000-M100-Y100-K013 #DD0000
Tangerine Yellow 255, 206, 0 C000, M019, Y100, K000 #FFCE00

Gallery

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